Dota 2 General - /d2g/

First for whatever

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I NEED to BREED Auroth.

>>150723778
Team that gets BTFO by Fnatic can still be best European team you giganigger, but a team that gets beaten by another EUropean team can't be the best of Europe

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nth for what is he thinking right now?

forth for i am willing to pay money to have siractionslacks out of TI

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R E M I N D E R

THE GULAG

THE DOTA
2
GULAG

ON

4 C H A N . O R G

CANONCIALLY

BELIEVED

THAT

EG
WAS
BAD

AND
THAT
LIQUID
AND
OG
WERE GOOD

THIS
IS
WHAT
THE
GULAG
BELIEVED
OR
RATHER
THE
YUROS
AND
THIRDIES
OF
THE
GULAG

IT'S BEEN A YEAR SINCE THEY'VE BEEN GIGABTFO'D

YET
IT
IS
HAPPENING
AGAIN
MY
COPOSTERS

IT
IS
FUCKING
H A P P E N I N G

TI5
THE EVENTS OF THE INTERNATIONAL 5
ARE
RE
OC
URRING

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hows this for today?

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>kick shiteezy
>win TI fora second year

how can one man be so based

remember that EG are our boys. only euro trash dont like them

only /pol/fags and /a/retards like secret
happy to see them crash and burn.

>>150724067
hey red.dit

>>150724067
>our boys
typical leddit astroturfing

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>>150723989
DID YOUR SIDES FLEW TO THE ORBIT?

TELL ME COPOSTER, DID THEY????

i'm starting to think we only put EG this high of a pedestal just because reddit is yurocucks and they are assblasted over NA's deserved slots, particularly EG.

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>he is a linguistic cuckold forced to use his non-native tongue to communicate online with any community of note

LMAO @ non-anglos

>>150724058
so "skinnyfat" in portuguese is "principaissuportes" then?

>>150724127
Toivottavasti Nestepojat häviää.

>>150724217
>his language is basically butchered French
lol

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>secret literally cannot win without huskar

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TI6 is now upon us, and that means a huge influx of redditors

Some good starters for shibbolething redditors

>gets triggered by /pol/ or /int/
>get triggered about shitposting
>get triggered about memes (i.e. those dudes that flip out when dendi is posted)
>imgur filenames
>doesn't have at least a starter kit of reaction images
>supports EU teams / Hates NA teams*
* Reddit is by and large a pro-EU or EU-like (i.e. bernie, hillary), anti-America (i.e. Trump) website. Yes, there are some of both, but it's 75%+ leftist. This is by far the most effective and thus, controversial, shibboleth against redditors

>>150724217
thats an outdated eu map.

>>150724242
skinnyfat doesnt exists in portuguese

it roughly translates to "magro-gordo" which doesnt really makes sense

dota two?

>>150723898
hitler did literally nothing wrong but secret has done everything wrong

>>150724304
I wonder how they're gonna keep going about nerfing Huskar and not touching Invoker one fucking bit even one nerf nope just butcher Huskar again

>>150724127
vittu :-DDD perkele :DDD

Any new fresh EE webms?

>>150724115
/pol/fags like EG master race

>>150724413
not Sheever's?

>>150724439
speak for yourself retard

>>150724349
i was making a joke about the fact that guys under "principais" were skinny, and guys under "suportes" were fat.

a joke.

do you have a word for "joke" in portuguese or do you find the concept too abstract?

>>150724439
>polfags like a team with illigel alien and pooverse

is this cognitive dissonance?

>>150724487
>>150724478
>>150724439
>>150724318
so hmm what am i supposed to believe

>>150724413
if i were to share webms i'd share sick plays, not intentional feeding

who do you guys think secret is going to kick after TI?

>>150724481
are you by any chance from germany

http://www.strawpoll.me/10920506
http://www.strawpoll.me/10920506
http://www.strawpoll.me/10920506
http://www.strawpoll.me/10920506

>>150724481
The only things that exist in anywhere that speaks Portuguese is poverty, dysentery and internet cafes bustling with the inhuman screeches of "NO ME MID FAGGOT!! ME FED THEN JAJAJA" from 30 different "PEOPLe" at once.

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>>150723989
reminder EG rigged this tournament to get in group A the trash tier group

>>150724582
why would they kick anyone after winning 8 millions?

>>150724583
no

>>150724596
thats how hispanics laugh

>>150724304
They lost to DC with Huskar.

best threads in like ever - maximum baiting every post

how can any general in vg compete?

>>150724487
And with reddit the person as their manager which is the best part

>>150724596
take that "region locks when" faggotry to reddit, this is a free society here.

Also, holocaust never happened.

>>150724708
But /pol/ is the most reddit board of 4chan

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reminder that if you root for EU teams you are literally, factually, unironically reddit

>>150724318
>60% white

>>150724613
ah yes a open qualifier team is "tier 1"

>TI6
>caring about honeypot group stages
lmao puppey gonna be laughing at you when he takes another trophy for his turkish overlord

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>>150724613
>secret
>tier 1
>literally got 2-0d by a wild card team
>literally cannot win without huskar
>literally nyx pickers

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>EU dota is good

>>150724582
they should just disband

that team is a fucking mess

>>150724304
I just hope that all the shit drafts are ee and rtz's fault because they can only play 4 heroes

>>150724613
LGD is good though
or they would be if Evil "game riggers" Geniuses hadn't stopped their best player from getting a visa

>>150724751
this sick of yuropoors bashing DC/EG, what's worse is we get shaneomad/sheever over fogged/grandgrant

>>150724751
b-but you just posted a screenshot that proves youre literally, factually, unironically reddit

so.... this is the power of.... shitposting............

woah..

>>150724751
i root for wings, americanski filth no deserve win

>>150724785
delete this

>>150724832
how can anyone understand shane more than grant

like he is only in the scene for being pyrions sidekick

>>150724634

they kicked 2 after winning a million

>yes they are this retarded

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>rooting for non-chink riceniggers

Reminder that asians have autism as a race, with only a few very rare exceptions (e.g: IceIceIce)

Reminder that only a strong, based centralized fascist government can thoroughly root out the autism inherent in every Asian.

Even as a retarded gulagite you should be familar with 'Nature vs Nurture'. They have autism by nature, and only a strong, caring government can nurture it out of them.

This is why the only good Asians are Chinese.

This is why ALL gooks, SEAMonkies, and worst of all, westernized asians (EternalAutism, Aui and Moonmememeander) are the worst countries and players in all of Dota2

>>150724786
DC is pretty good desu senpai
>meanwhile secret the NA team getting BTFO

>>150724818
puppey has not drafted well in months, that entire team is a wreck

>>150724913
grandgrant could solocast better than shane/sheever duo easily.

>>150724942
DC lives and scrims in NA, just like coL

while Secret lives and scrims in yurop

>>150724751
get out

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Get ready, euros.

I'm going to turn it up to 11 today.

>>150724786
EU is 2nd in both groups

meanwhile NA only has EG (really good team though) and Secret (7th in their group and went 0-6 yesterday lmao)

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?

>>150724968
>grandgrant

i hear that name mentioned from time to time, i still have no idea who that is or what he does.

Why doesn't Miracle stream? He would probably get more vyous than singsing or arteezy or dendi.

>>150724968
that's not an accomplishment
ingame sounds would cast better than sheever&shane

I JUST WOKE UP. HOW THE FUCKDID SECRET LOSE THEIR 2ND MATCH AGAINST DC? GOD DAMN, I MISSED ALL THE SHIT POSTING ON D2G.

IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE, I GENUINELY FEEL BAD FOR SECRETFAGS.

LITERALLY BAFFLED.

>>150725067
he did, before OG got sponsored by hitbox

>>150725067
Dota 2 pros hate twitch/chat nigger. Srsly if I made this much money I would not stream for twitch cucks.

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>pick slark
>opponents instantly lock in bloodcyka, omni, skywrath

>>150725014
turkey isn't europe
>american education
rofl

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>yurocucks then : lmao DC is NA
>yurocucks now : D-DC IS EU!!

to be honest,which team in ti6 is d2g team?
Put country aside

>>150725045
>arteezy
>ee
>bulba

>lmao yuros

yeah, no.

>>150725186
liquid

>>150725067
Sponsored by shitbox.

>>150725064

its better this way. you don't want to waste a single byte from your brain to save his name

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>banting

>>150725135
>getting offended by literal autists's passing comments
they're LITERALLY autists, every single one of them, how can you be offended by that?

>>150725210
>slav
>chink
>shitter

definitely not NA

>>150725173
Istanbul is in europe

>>150725186
MVP doing it to reign in the next generation koreans.

>>150725186
liquid would honestly be the closest

>>150725186
Matu and Jerax shitpost(ed) in Ylilauta

>>150725186
The Evil Geniuses.

>>150725186
na'vi

>>150725135
>oh no they are literally giving me thousands of dollars to make jokes from their basements every day

get the fuck out artour, just because you are a bitch doesnt meme other people are

>>150724613
if that were true you'd try to get in the harder group so you don't face them first thing in the playoffs

>>150725313
>>150724751

>>150725239
classic NA dota question mark

miss those stacked 5v5 preranked days where you would pause followed by a question mark

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>>150725186

teams that lads at pic related play + gooks because they pick pa

>>150725186
d2g: Liquid Wings MVP LGD Newbee EHOME

>>150725067
lmao no way he's getting more view than the trio

rebbitors posting rebbit screensjhots and dissing other rebbitors

god modern 4chan is shit im back to 2x4chan

>>150725350
>pausing is no longer insant
why does reddit do this

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don't worry our boys got this.

they only have to win against Newbee and TL to secure 4th place. SWNL

>>150725134
>>150725230
didn't they part ways with hitbox?

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>Win Back To Back World Wars

>Winning Back To Back TIs

i swear to god if they pull this off yurocucks are on permanent suicide watch forever

plus fucking the olympics are soon upon us during which all non-americans get BTFO even harder

>>150725431
is bulba giving the nazi salute

>>150725449
>inb4 somebody leaks your rigging

>>150725350
if youre gonna pause, say fuckin why or anything.

>>150725414
>>150725350
>mid teamfight
>global silence
>pause
>?
>
>
>any last word??

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>>150725387
>implying infinitychan isn't infinitely more reddit
this place is very reddit though

>>150725449
pic related

>>150725497
?

>>150725525
>USSR
>2004

what

>>150725525
>implying infinitychan isn't infinitely more reddit
It is now, it had lolis before.

>>150725574
"What is, in your opinion, the country that contributed the most to defeating Germany in 1945"

Who altos alliance replace loda with?

post the vids that you can't start the day without watching them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deJkBsK0eXk

>>150725574
youre retarded

>i can't speak french
neither can i, but i still understood the image and the question, because im not retarded.

>>150725574
>american mental abilities

>>150725665
>>150725690
>>150725696
frenchies detected

no one knows your gay language

>>150725525
good thing truth surfaces after years of commie propaganda

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>>150725431
their smile and optimism: gone.

>>150725725
god damn this must be euro falseflagging

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>be europoor wageslave
>go to bed before group B starts
>come home from work
>boot computer
>secret went from 3-1 to 3-7
I need a rundown

og 2-0 tnc ?

>>150725835
fEEd happened

>>150725835
they went 0-6

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>Wake up
>See Secret's score

>secret is trash

I love it when artour suffers

now if only EG were trash too, then this tournament would be perfect

>be snowoilnigger
>no competitive presence, will never have any competitive presence
>feel good laughing at yuropoor teams
>feel good laughing at american't teams
>feel good laughing at chink teams
i literally can't lose

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>>150725881
thanks anon

>>150725921

this. i'd like to watch them play bo1 in lb

>>150725835
>europeans already abandoning secret
lmao nice try semenlord

>>150725881
math checks out.

>>150725975
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN EUROPOOR GIVE UP

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>>150725921
>w-why is EG is good

>T-THEY DIDN'T WIN THE HONEYPOTS THEY MUST BE BAD

LMAO

>>150725921
the tournament's already perfect, secret got absolutely smashed by the team containing the two guys they threw away like refuse. And after secrets #1 strategy was "try to destroy our biggest opponent through shady player moves" they deserve every bit of it

Ive never gone from being a fan of an organization to hating them instantly except this. still waiting for an explanation of the logic on dumping misery and w33 for universe and rtz. team got worse synergy got worse.

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>wake up
>EHOME is the best team in the world

WHERE

WE

AT

>>150725921
This desu. Can't wait for Secret to take 16th then RTZ announce he's headed back to EG.

>>150726025
you are projecting an awful lot there, anon

>>150726087
were they even good before this tournament

>be a random guy
>find professional dota 2 player
>download games they play
>record it from player perspective
>upload them to youtube with no editing other than a title sequence
>collect tens of thousands of views
>collect youtube money
why is this allowed?

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>The Law Of The Honeypot foretold all of this

>>150726087
Misspelled EG pretty badly there anon

>>150726113
>I don't know what words mean

>>150726147
dota2 is public arena

just install and view the game

you dumbufkkkkkkkk

>>150726147
why don't you do it and reap the free dosh? i won't encroach on your market

>>150726113
m8 they got in through the wildcard and had the easy group

the true test is in the upper bracket

>>150726097
>implying EG would take rtz at this point

there's no spot for him.

can anybody send me a dota 2 key for steam i sort of miss playing

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my fanboyism is impeccable, i welcome you to tell me otherwise
>fangay of mvp since before ti5
>fangay of liquid while they were 5jungz
>Lanm and MMY are my dk-fu's
and thats it, all other teams can go fuck themselves, I proclaim these boys to be *MY* boys right here and now, and I advise you all to claim your own before all the good ones are taken.

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>I believe a european team is going to win TI6
>I believe Miracle is the best player in the world
>I believe that PPD is a subpar captain
every FUCKING time, deepoogay is always wrong

REMINDER that our guys EG will bring home the trophy for the 2nd time in a row while no EU team will finish top 4 AGAIN

>>150726170
>American posting pics of Zizek.
the cognitive dissonance is strong

wonder what's the average iq of american

lower than 90?

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>>150726170
>EG
I think you meant to type OG. EG isn't even a top 5 team lmao.

>>150726286
sent :^)

>>150726286
sent :D

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>>150726319
>attributing meaning to memeing

>>150726286
Sent ;)

>>150726147
its literally allowed because valve says so.

>>150726326
shut up they won some bo2s eg is good now

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>>150726319
still higher than whatever shithole you came out of

>>150726313
ppd might be a good captain but he plays like the ultra cuck of cuckistan.

>>150726326
>ranking teams based on who won the most honeypots

lmao

>>150726170
EG
>8-2
BASED FUCKING EHOME
>9-1

?

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>>150726326
>his team fell for honeypot lans and is suffering at TI because of it
>his team can't even beat no name chinks

>>150726404
>American arguing about greatness of America while posting one of the authors that heavily hates and criticizes America

The cognitive dissonance grows.

or the retardation.

>>150726147
>muh protons, neutrons and electrons

Worst team at TI so far?

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>>150726471
>9-1 in a free win group

very impressive

>>150725186
Team Secret

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>>150725186
Alliance

>>150726471
>group A is objectively far better than group B, aka the shitter containment group
?

>>150726560
secret

at least i expected escape to be dog shit

Which match highlights should I watch

>>150726614
>Loda and mom

>>150726632
EG vs OG game 2

>>150726614
wow that little asian girl is actually going to be decently pretty

.......meaning theres absolutely 0 way thats kelly ong bak's child. she is using a fake fucking kid to cuck him.

>>150726614
>loda and mummy
>she wrote it herself
every single time

>>150726576
>>150726624
>8-2 is better than 9-1
are all americans this stupid lol

>>150726720
this is actually more pedophilic than all that pedoNEET cartoon CP that gets posted to be honest

>>150726720
>d2g
the home of
>pedophiles
>faggots
>animeneets
>KKK
and many more

>>150726720
>growing up with a whore of a mother and cuc.k of a wife's bf

I pity this little kid

>>150726776
>>150726782
>finding a girl pretty is pedophilic
you have problems m8

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>>150726614
>cucks unironically support this

>>150726735
>daddy and mummy
>nobody will know she is lodas kid
???

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>yuros

>>150726850
tfw i fell for the bait so hard haha

i wonder what demographic d2g doesnt have yet

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>>150726850
if you said that when she was 10 years older nobody would fault you

but you jumped the gun anon

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>You will never save Kelly from the /d2g/ bullying

>>150726870
but i thought everyone who supported was a cuck

>>150726952
Why does d2g even hate her never got this meme she seems fine helping teams and shit.

>>150726936
do girls on the beach trigger you too?

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>>150726994
>why does d2g hate an unattractive non-white woman

kellymilkies is a GOAT in sc2 desu shame dota doesnt like her.

>>150727043
no because I don't leave my house :^)

>>150726994
holy fuck this is the biggest bait of the year

holy shit d2g youre revving up

i fucking LOVE blitzposting

>TNC tied with Alliance for fourth

Our boy Jimmy isn't gonna make it top 4 is he guys?

ALSO THE FUCK, HOW IS DC SECOND IN THEIR BRACKET? IS BRACKET B THAT TRASH TIER?

>>150727097
>there are people in this thread right now who unironically leaves their house
lmao gut yourself already, i haven't left my house in nine months
i'm not kidding by the way

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Give him your energy. 4-0 today.

give secret a break guys

they are just an open qualifier team

>>150727260
nice blog

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>>150727265
wrong image, give it to someone who deserves and needs it more

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>>150727265
love me rtz

>>150726147
bsj?

>>150726896
It's loda's kid. Sure, they're not blood related but that's his kid

>>150727260
how do you get food and money? i have to leave at least once a week to feed myself

>>150727225
>SEAshits
>gookshits
>chinkshits
>EUshits
>not trash tier

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>>150727369
>Sure, they're not blood related but that's his kid
shibbolethed a yuropeon

>>150727265
i would
had he not fallen into the weeaboo honeypot trap

>>150727087
lol they turned on her after she dumped moonglade

Incidentally that's also when she walked off stage from a dota game she was supposed to be co-casting with Tobi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdZXe2ldt4s

Shame a lot of this lore has been lost to time

>Secret's opponents
Shit, they're going to lose every match 2 days in a row

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>>150727483
the only good parts of sc2 were tastosis
granted that was a big chunk of sc2 for a while
but literally no other part was worth remembering

those GSL games tho

>>150727424
Man, haven't you watched "Like Father Like Son"

>>150727391
currently living with parents
in the future i will likely get bux and have to make the dangerous journey for foodstuffs at least once a month to stock up on rice and pasta

such is life as a dotard

>>150727532
tartosis duo were casting some broodwar on gsl streams nowadays
pretty based tbqh

>>150727532
>forgetting Chinro

>>150727483
boy am i glad tobi is still casting

>>150727696
ok chinro and idra were pretty memorable too

i've been here way too long but fyi

>old scv > old d2g > current d2g > current scv

don't forget d2g was founded by scv anyway~

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My voice when anime is real.
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/9/93/Invo_win_03.mp3

I want to have unprotected vaginal sex with Sheever
I want to fill her cervix with my own semen over and over until she gets knocked up
I want her to show me her feet afterwards and thank me

>>150727841
it's true
i miss starcrumpets and facebros
back when dota was fun
why can't it be 2012 again

i've been here way too long but fyi

>old Burning > old Arteezy > current Arteezy > current Burning

don't forget d2g was founded by scv anyway~

>>150725239
>ppd being a passive-aggressive and awkward
Sigh. I supposed I'm out of fucks to give about the reddit team. Go DC.

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>>150727914
RIP

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rate

POST THE WEBM, YOU KNOW THAT ONE WEBM

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>>150727914
>tfw quit sc2 cause it was just to stressful

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>Miracle is only 19 years old
>Already one of the best dota players in the world
Where will go on from here?
Is this hes peak?

>>150727914
newfag here whats facebros

>>150728163
Don't choose the top placing teams - you want to chose teams that will play in tie-breakers so that more games are played and you get more points - Go with Alliance/LGD/TNC/Newbee/Liquid if you want more points.

>>150728324
and he is playing the second worst in OG, only Nolan or Moon play worse than him

>>150728324
yes
see arteezy, dendi, etc

cant secret beat newbee or liquid?

>>150728362
thats actually good advice m8, thanks

>>150728459
no

>>150728459
they can but i doubt they will

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>>150728362
not him but am I gucci

>>150728459
If the stop giving Envy shit heroes and put RTZ mid

>>150728459
newbee maybe liquid will rape them.

>>150728362
>>150728518
but
you can never be sure if they will play ti breakers though

>>150728594
>akke

haha

>>150728459
If EE stops playing like a 2k player. I'm not even exaggerating, he's making mistakes that people around 2k would consider baffling.

>>150728594
how many packs did you have to crack open to get FOUR gold cards.

holy shit

>>150728652
OK OK OK
I changed it to MMY

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>stack with /vg/
>Get this as team
Welp, still better than soloqueue :^)

>>150728594
>akke
>slip_control
>kucku
>eyyou

>>150728692
dumb animeshit

envy will keep letting you down

he doesn't deserve to play at the level he does

>>150728743

>support morphling
>iron talon medusa
>sniper mid
>veno offlane

EZ PZ

>>150728665
I think hes a good player but honestly he sometimes just goes all out making very risky decisions
You can see it in his streams too hes very greedy

So anon, how much fantasy points do you have so far?

I'm at 1362
Is that even decent?

>>150728324
With the way E-sports, and sports too, work the best you can do is reach the top and then quit when you've past your prime to branch out into behind the scenes stuff such as training young talents, managing, commentating, etc.

The only difference between real sports and E-sports in this regard is that there arent as many behind the scenes positions in E-sports as in regular ones, so if he doesnt get a spot soon hell have to look for some real world work he can do with his qualifications or go back to school to get some degrees.

>>150728708
I also have gold yapzor & qojqva

I sold a buncha sets

>>150728752
I'm following >>150728362's advice

WHERE
ARE
THE
WEBMS

>>150728650
This is true, but, choosing the top teams that are ahead and will probably only play the 2 games today isn't the play. Go with the teams that are most likely going to go to tie breakers. There are chances of ties in both groups.

>>150728803
What happened
>Mid medusa
>Jungle veno
>sniper offlane
>safelane morph/luna

Everyone builds as carry, medusa bought a handful of wards/dust

>>150728847
nah m8
he's just shit
consistency means much more then epic 1 in 10 games plays.

thats why teams with stable but not to flashy carries are doing great. Fear for example. Even Notail could be considered.
They do what their team needs to be done, nothing more nothing less.
With EE you never know what to expect, and he fucks up more often then he does great.

>>150724058

replace universe and old eleven. fantasy points are skewed towards mid/carry (like 25-40% higher than offlaners naturally) so if you have other cards use them.

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>>150728889

>>150728743
hahaha why would you ever stack with 4chan are you retarded.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo

>>150728890
i'll stay with my cards. Not that your advice isn't great. but i recycled most of my cards and have pretty shit options to put it
I'll maybe put silver s4 instead of ice3

>swnl
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150728985
durka doesn't look as bad as he sounds desu

>wake up
>secret got absolutely destroyed
>they didnt even win a single game

literally the best day ever

>>150725186
Liquid:
>confirmed shitposters

MVP
>based gooks picks PA
>10/10 aggro teamwork

>>150729121
Christmas came early anon

>>150728862
I'm at 1418, top 50% for sure

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>>150729121
T-THEY CAN STILL MAKE TOP 4 IN GROUP

SWNL

>>150729151
the best part about it is my coworker who i play dota with on occasion is a huge secret/rtz fan, i cant wait to talk shit today

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reminder that liquid will make it to the final and lose anyway no matter what, so there is no need to get excited

>tfw will stop being a wagecuck at 20:00 today
life is good lads

>>150725186
TNC because it's a team of underdogs being lead by one hypercompetent NA reject who is on one last mission to prove everyone wrong.

If this isn't the d2g story, I don't know what is.
The only difference is d2g would probably be one NA shitposter and 4 Brazilians/russians.

>>150729190
im not sure that that many people plays it
like
10-20% of compendium owners prob wont even select, or would select just for some days
20-40 doesn't even know how it works

Around 50% will try, but as i can see from my friend list, people usually suck. Prob put rtz and envy everywhere

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are Team Secret losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Team Secret to win TI6 and celebrate with my boy Artour. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were playing well at the qualifiers and Starladder???? This is so fucked.

>>150729358
>d2g
>competent

>>150729224
nah, they'll choke

>>150725239
LOL PPD LITERALLY BORN FROM SALT.

>>150728952
I'm rofling at Secret getting BTFO but I'll admit that rtz and EE are probably the best carries in the world. The two problems right now is that:

1) They have EE playing mid sometimes when he's supposed to be playing carry, while their mid player also wants to play carry. I've seen over the past few days that when EE plays the space-making mid, he's total trash to the point where Bulba is taking whatever farm is left when he is falling behind

2) Puppey is drafting like trash. His focus is comfort heroes all the way instead of winning the draft. When they were baited into that Huskar pick against DC, that was Tilt-ville

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>>150729020
Because soloqueue guarantees 4 random tards, in EU they'll be russian, in NA they'll be peruvian. If you stack you can learn who to avoid over time. The main problem with /vg/ stacks is

>stack up
>still play like it's soloqueue (no communication/attempts to try at all)
>durr enemy stack tryhard

>>150729585
>rtz and ee
>good
Why is everyone so stupid

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>>150729585
I wouldn't be surprised if Puppey realised he fucked up selling out to the turk and is trying to get fired

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Reminder that w33 is literally our guy

>>150729439
go tell your mom you're sorry you shitter.

you're lucky to have her in your life right now

>its an 'rtz is the best player on the team but fails at TI yet again' episode

>>150728743
>stack with 4chans
>win battle cup
INCONSISTENCY

>>150727265
I'm going to give him my energy until my last semen drops.

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>puppey and xiao8 keep disapointing me with shit drafts

Why, why are they doing this, all i want is the best for them and see them succeeding.

>>150729559
they actually never choke in stage games apart from final. their lower bracket record is pretty pristine

what if blademail was good

>>150729392
>pick RTZ
Its amazing how often this happens, seeing the MVPs of the match, 5% actually voted RTZ as a MVP during the EHOME stomp making him 3rd place MVP.

>>150729783
E
E

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It's all right lads just give americuck this one.
Trump is losing pretty badly almost 5 points and is plunging harder than secret. THEY'RE getting eight years of a hysterical neo con in disguise wymyn worse than Obama.
T.hungarian doter

>>150729658
Don't be leddit-trash. I'm a fanboy of neither of them but I'll admit that they're good. They just fucked up the role composition in the team, and that's a one-way ticket to last place

>>150726614
>mummy

seems apropriate

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SECRET WILL NEVER ______?

Fill in that void dee 2 gee

Fuck this capatche

>>150729851
dude, dota isn't understood by a lot of people
i see this whenever i play
i might be shit and in trench, but i got basic understanding i see who makes plays and shit
im pretty sure 80% of the people just vote for memes/fanboyism and carries

>>150729926
how's orban doing my hun friend?

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That's it, from now on I'll pick the fifth carry instead of going support.

>>150729926
Don't bring /pol/ into this you shitposter.

i used to be a secret fan but now i just can't wait until they're ejected from this tournament by syndstack or jimmy ho or something like that

>>150726326
It's a stretch to call OG a "team" as it's just Miracle and Crit- carrying 3 absolute shitters. I hope they don't win but I don't want EG to win either, let the chinks have it

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>>150730102
It's all right ameribro. Just let it go it's not your fault.

>>150730059
>Not picking roaming supp like Riki to fuck with that jungling Axe
That's on you

>>150730018
>understood
Im sure everyone understood that Secret got stomped by Ehome, it wasnt even close. It was pathetic

>>150729979
win

>>150729783
director8 already has a TI to his name and makes mad chinkshekels being a caster and e-celeb in china

poopey shat the bed with both rEEtard and rtc

>>150730059
>Block names but not match ID

LMAO this 3k trash

http://www.dotabuff.com/players/60920222

>>150730250
Iceiceice Is OUR NON REDDIT UNIRONICAL +++GUY+++

>>150730260
>>150730059
'its not me its everyone else'

epic shitter

>>150730297
>bringing based ice^3 in this cancerous "our guy" trash
kys

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>>150729663
>no bomb
disappointed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMpQ23tRZmo

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who /EHOME/ here???

>you are mouth breathing and staring at the screen
>the other team bans io and then huskar

what do you do?

>>150729798
they're very likely to choke though, the pressure is more than tenfold at TI

>>150730059
until you get to 4k you pick core every game without exception

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when secret is playing?

>>150730519
P I C K N Y X

>>150729585
>rtz and EE are probably the worst carries in the world
ftfy

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>>150730059
>being garbage at the game
>not just picking an op hero like lion

>>150730604
six and a half hours from now

>>150730507
I don't care too much about them as a team but I want iceiceice to be happy.

>>150730640
>worse than loda

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Whats the chances of Secret going to Upperbracket at this point?

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>>150730689
T-thank you anon-kun

>>150730784
>probably

>>150730507
Pretty much this
>>150730720
I only want Ehome to take it home for Iceiceice.

>>150730784
quite the feat wouldn't you say

>>150730807
0%

>>150730807
0
noll
sero
cero
nolla
nula
нyль
ゼロ
ZERO

>>150730720
>>150730861
c'mon LaNm is likeable and fenrir is playing great

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>>150730996

is there anything better in life than hitting max range no vision earth spikes and using your ulti on people with 543 health?

>>150730807
i2+1