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Can't wake up edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

previous thread
>>150695569
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First for 0-6
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>>150703363
>siractionslacks wins a ti before rtc
APOLOGIZE
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So how many slots do you guys think euros deserve?
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>>150703438
0
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DC outta nowhere
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>>150703363
So who's still on the bench waiting to shine?

What heroes have yet to be picked?
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R I P
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Helo does Korea stand a chance?

I don't even watch dota
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MOMMY
I
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K
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>the worst team in the whole entire tournament is a yurocuck team (escape gaming)

Explain yourselves yurocucks
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>EU teams are bad now because they have NA players
The bulls are infertile
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>>150703429
>mfw he said DC's games weren't worth watching because they'd actually win them all
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>You live in a world where SirActionsSlacks has a better chance of winning TI6 than RTZ

>You also live in a world where Team Secret will go home before Alliance

GOD HELP ME!
SOME
CHRISTIAN
DEITY
SAVE ME!!!
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I NEED to BREED Auroth.
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How long until Eternal shitters quits pro dota?
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>>150703479
dude 1-1 LMAO
in bo3 they have a chance
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>>150703438
only enough for the NA-inclusive teams to get in- the EU-only teams are known to be garbage
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>yurop
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>>150703508
Reminder that he was sick during games the next day after this photo, for mysterious reasons that couldn't possibly have been his fault
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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW think that puppey is not the biggest hack in the scene
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>>150703482
solid 8.5
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EUROS GETTING DOMINATED BY CHINKS AND AMERICANS HAHAAHAHAHAHAH FUCK
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okay I'll stop shitposting for a minute because I feel really bad seeing how Secret lost all of their games today. man i wouldn't wish that on any team desu.
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>Secret lost 0-2 to Fnatic
g-g-uys?
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reminder
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APOLOGIZE
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>Secret will lose a game tomorrow
>They will go to lower bracket
>They will get knocked out in the BO1s
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we have to go back..........
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>>150703586
holy shit the puppey face into rtz's body looks exacly like sonneiko
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>Secret went through yurop qualifiers, making them yurocucks
>DC went through NA qualifiers, making them gods gift to the earth

Welp, glad that's settled then
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Reminder that if Secret is NA then CoL was EU
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>>150703613
Is there any team that tilts so hard?
>doing well
>lose one game
>lose six more in a row
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>mfw 0-6
How are you girls all holding in there? It's not over till its over
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>>150703508
Absolutely haram.
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>>150703630
There is only one team with majority NA in the top 4 :v)
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>>150703363
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>the more EU players "NA" team has the better they are
>the more NA players "EU" team has the shittier they are

Really makes you think....
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>>150703363
post yfw your captain drafts you Kunkka

I'll start.
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>>150703670
Rtz face onto puppey body looks like reynad.
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>>150703636
this desu
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>>150703721
what ever you need to sleep at night bro
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SECRET WILL WIN TI6
FUCK OFF STUPID FAT BURGER SHILLS REEEEEEEEEE
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nyx nyx nyx
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post sheever webm that got deletes last thread
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>>150703482
is she actually a mom?
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Reminder that SIRACTIONSLACKS is on a team that's top 2 in their group.
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mmm yesss get fucked Secret
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>falling for the honeypot stages
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honestly what went wrong?

they didn't come here with one single strategy right?
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>>150703705
I'm trying so hard to keep up with all the shitposting.

It's not over yet. Miracles are real. Secret still has a chance to come back.

Crazier things have happened.
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So now that Secret is done for, here's what's gonna happen after both Liquid and Secret fluke out of TI6:

Secret
EE, pieliedie and Bulba out
KuroKy, Jerax and Matumbaman in
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>>150703839
anon dont you remember what happened at DAC?
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>tfw 8am
>14h of dota
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96/110 heroes picked so far, 94 in group stage.
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>>150703301
>>150703409
This. TI4 EG was team that could win. Third place at TI in most of those players first TI is a fucking amazing feat especially when Zai and RTZ were pretty young then. They lose some honeypot tier shit and RTZ leaves before DAC taking Zai with him. Then they lose DAC, but this is a good time to stay with a lineup and then win LANs afterwards but lose the big one again

Then PPD kicks a winner to get RTZ back in, even if it requires Fear to go support. This team does third place again, top 3 Frankfurt top 3 Shanghai but otherside of those tournaments also get BTFO 2-0 or 3-0 in other tournaments late into the tournament by the same teams. Its a team that can be consistent, a team that can win again, but RTZ leaves and takes Universe with him. Then both New EG and New Secret can't win shit, flop out of the tournaments pre-Manila and flop at Manila.

RTZ says one thing and then does anyone. He came back to EG to work through any problems they had and then he leaves again.
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>>150703630
Proof that yurop is reddit: the continent
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>>150703508
R E D D I T
E
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D
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>>150703839
H O N E Y P O T M A J O R S
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUiFjh4fmzo&t=2m20s

Remember when Secret had a mid that could carry EE's retarded ass?
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So we have to come to two seemingly incompatible conclusions here tonight:
>The EU SCENE is the worst scene
>The NA PLAYERS are the worst players
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>>150703705
>girls
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i dont even like arteezy and im glad he is gonna get fucked again but blaming him is stupid, you just cant play with bulba and eternalenvy and expect to do good

i dont understand how dumb he was to think leaving EG for secret was a good idea, this and the previous incarnation of secret are weaker than ti5 secret in every single aspect, why would anyone expect them to win?

Secret with w33 and misery had some kind of dumb luck that made it work but this new secret is jus trash
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>>150703721
>one team
>EG
>OG
>DC
>Newbee

lol?
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>motherfucking EHOME destroying everyone

Probably the best story for TI champs.
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OK. Not sleeping for a few more hours, so recommend me a serie to watch from today. I've watched the Navi and MVP series

I want flashy teamfights if possible, no boring naga 60 minute shit (unless the naga get buttfucked)
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>>150703891
Necro, Omni, Tree, Lina and Jakiro will deffo get picked at some stage
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>>150703876
>rtz and kuro on the same team again
goodluck
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>>150703839
Their only strategy is Huskar cheese
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reminder
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>>150703872
kys
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pls no meme/shitposting, but seriously, how do we fix Team Secret
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>>150703876

liquid got 2 freewins tomorrow. they are going to be at upper bracket
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>>150703793
THIS.
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>>150703630
>ESC beat all the other teams in euro qualifiers
>they go 1-9 doing worse than fucking sea
>reddit wants teams that couldn't beat esc to be invited

lmao
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>>150703947
>Calling a skillful play and strategy 'dumb luck'
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>silver old-chicken and fenrir on my fantasy team today
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>>150703989
their only WORKING strategy
don't forget drow cheese
tb cheese
and my favorite, al "pinata" chemist cheese
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>>150704006
Kick EE
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>>150704006
Replace Puppey, EE, RTC
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>>150703797
Nah, teacher with a pet lizard, so womb is probably barren
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Weather status?
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>>150704006
kick rtz
hire smash
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>>150703947
the only reason secret is trash right now is EE
he literally fed all 6 games they played, was a complete deadweight and was the ONLY reason they had to play defensive for 40 minutes in that last DC game, as he forced a fight in the top lane
also his leaps into fights were top lels
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>>150703876
PLD is not leaving, he is the most consistent player on that team.

I honestly think they will get some people from the CIS shuffle. I hope PPD doesn't fall for the meme again and Fear goes on to coach while RTZ plays carry.

>>150703891
EG 100% will pick Treant
Omni might be a 5th pick by Secret, they are the only team I think that would try to do that
Alliance could do Jakiro
Alot of teams could do Gyro
Newbee would do Chuan Lina

Everyone else is literally unpickable
>Drow is meta
>Visage is shit
Are we waiting for that one team to pick Visage with Drow and blow everyone's mind again?
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>>150703942
It's my preferred gender pronoun actually.
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>>150703630
oh wait I see it now, the NA teams are universally placing higher than the EU teams, which indicates to the moron that made that reddit post that the EU region isn't as good as they want us to believe
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>Terrorblade went from good shit hero pre TI to lose game hero at TI
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>>150703876
>Artour and Kuro in the same team

HAHAHAHAHA
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>>150704006
Remove Artour
Acquire SingSing
Remove Bulba
Acquire bOne7
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>win majors
>kick 2 of your best players because you can't circlejerk enough with them
>lose everything

KEK
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>>150704078
Are you cute?
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>>150703967
OG Wings
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Wait, is Secret NA or EU?
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reminder that EU is reddit and NA is /d2g/
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>Secret have to win all 4 games tomorrow to get into tiebreakers
>Think they can do it against NB and Liquid
>Remember they lost 2-0 to fnatic
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STOP

BULLYING

TEAM SECRET
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>>150704105
>>150703986
>they think artour and kuroky hate each other

>>150704006
kick EE
worthless trash
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>>150704006
kick ee
beg Cloud 9 to invest in dota again
reform ti4 squad
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POST SHEEVER WEBMS.
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>>150703898
oh thank god someone else saw that
I thought I was going crazy
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>>150704106
>Acquire bOne7
stop reading there
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>>150704116
Why do you care?
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>>150704106
>no meme/shitposting

i dont think you understand what that means
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>>150704136
Secret is an NA team that won the EU qualifiers, right now it's not looking like they would have one through the NA quals.
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>>150704136
It depends
Are they winning?
>EU
Are they losing?
>NA
Right now they're NA as hell
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>>150704192
Just thought you might be.
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>>150704069

H O T
O
T
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Never forget.
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>>150704006
remove arteezy

people always say he's a good player but who fucking cares his shitty attitude kills any team he's in
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its not secret losing every game that hurts, its how the matches played out that are heart breaking.

theres a lot of boring panelist shit like "oh this garbage ass team should have won this game or whatever" but Secret really shouldve fucking won some of those games. They were grinded out so painfully past the hour mark with RTZ trying to desperately to split push into the base but could never crack the towers. No matter what they did and how long RTZ tried to extend the game and chip the enemy team down they just couldnt.
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>>150704078
>secret fans are trannies
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guys I'm starting to think that EE might actually be the problem
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>>150704136
Depends if you count T*rkey as EU
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>>150704092
>naga went from irrelevant hero pre TI to frequently picked at TI
???
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>>150704136
Americucks were going hard with the "NA bulls" meme so they are forever a designated NA team.
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>>150704247
The last game vs. DC Misery outdrafted whoever was drafting for Secret.
Thought it was clear.
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>everyone saying kicking EE is the solution to fixing Secret
>not including to kick their biggest problem
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reminder that j33had is one of the most underrated players right now.
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>>150703471
Visage, Lina, Veno, CM, Techies
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>>150704073
>fed all 6 games they played

I don't think so Artour
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>>150704273
it's a mixture of EE being retarded and Arteezy dragging down team morale
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>>150703991
kys leddit
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>>150704006
rtz is still kinda ok
EE can only play braindead hero
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>>150704273
EE was always the problem
rtc compounded it
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>>150704075
EG could easily deploy Treant, Omniknight or Necrophos going forward.

Obsidian Destroyer has seen a game or two recently, so he's also not out of teh question.

>never forget old man fear outricing antimage with necrophos.
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>>150704006
Kick EE, and honestly just let Bulba stay because they won't get anyone better than him unless they get a player to leave an existing team

EE is a replaceable person. RTZ plays everything he does, but better, and without needing to fuck up drafts
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>>150704232
Secret are bottom 4.

You just CAN'T lose to team like Fnatic at this stage if you want to be top8 team
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>>150704152
I literally just went to dota 2 reddit for the first time in my life, and can confirm that it is full of salty yurocucks right now
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so who does Secret face in lower bracket?
it's LGD or Na'Vi right? Seems like they're fucked either way
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>>150704128
Alright, on it
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PERU NEEDS TO BE NUKED
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>>150704273
Don't be sad. EE was simply not made for post 6.81 Dota.
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>iceiceice, and lanm might finally win a TI
>all you assholes talking about how shit secret is

Disappointed desu
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>>150704136
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>all gold and silver cards with good stats are for escape, fnatic and execration

Kill me
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>>150703363
puppy's teams always do poorly in groups, at least as far back as i can remember. hes always used groups as an excuse to try weird shit and throw people off, and holds strats for the main event. its quite literally his MO.
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>>150704164
>>150703793
>>150704015
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>>150704423
In a Bo1

>LGD will have to play Bo1s
RIP Xiao8, I hope you get to Bo3s
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>>150704473
DAC
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R A T E
A
T
E
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>>150704269
So?
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>>150704380
Jakiro also fits in push strats, and there's been a spattering of Sniper picks recently.

Not counting AW because he's not in CM, we'll probably see all but 5 or 6 heroes picked before the end of the tournament.
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>>150704487
LGD won't go far. Any chance they had to place top 3 or win TI was dead when they had to play with fucking Banana

God the last year's throw from Maybe and MMY still hurts
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>>150704473

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2013/Prelims

They also almost won TI3 and only choked at the last second
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>>150704473
>>150704520
TI5
2nd in their group, lose 2 BO3s and they are out
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Is there a chance Secret will just drop out right now and disband? Not even try the LB
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>>150704581
Why would you give up free money
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WHERE DID IT ALL GO SO WRONG
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>>150704449
This. EE has been shit ever since rubber band was introduced. He can no longer rice race his way out of his poor decision making.
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MadMan Idea:

Sniper ulti works like stifling dagger

But also has the magic damage
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>>150704473
>He doesnt know the origin of SWNL
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>>150704581
Are you fucking retarded

Holy fucking shit

Either you are legitimate redditor newfaggot idiot or great baiter
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>>150704552
LGD looked good Day 1 and Banana won TI4

although that is partly because VG cheesed out all the western teams and ROTK couldn't stop picking Venomancer in the finals

>>150704581
None. 100k for 13-16th. 9-12th is 300k. For a team that doesnt win
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>>150704581

Winning one BO1 in the lower bracket triples the prize pool
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Secret will never win
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>>150704552
This year they have Agressif choking like a shitter, Maybe having to carry this team then suddenly Xiao8 drafts him a hero like Tide
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where can I watche the matches for tomorrow?
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>>150704541
I honestly miss Fear in the one slot. The Old Man was the rock that they always needed, no flashy plays, but no fuckups. He got farmed, he carried.

That stability was something they lost when Arteezy came back, and honestly ATZ seems to be the kiss of dramatic death where ever he goes. He jumps ship faster then anyone too.
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So aside from actual skill, what makes MVP the most fun team to watch?

When MVP is playing I barely can watch any other team play, MVP's games are always so fun and they never disappoint
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in past TIs, which team did you wish won a TI but never did? for me it has to be DK's squad in TI4
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>>150704674
Banana won TI4 because at that time, yes he played good and yes VG was easy opponent for NB.

But post-TI Banana was utter garbage

>>150704703
Jesus, watching Aggressif do his insane feeds is heartbreaking. He plays like a fucking moron. Even worse than Banana desu.
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>>150704719
They pick stupid pubshit and never stop fighting but only after they throw one game by trying to be meta or something
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Oh god guys I just remembered. Pit Lord is coming in just a few days.
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>>150704641
Sniper aghs Idea

>assassinate cannot be disjointed
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>>150704719
>most fun team to watch
>not og
have you not been paying attention to the games at all?
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>>150704743
TI3 Orange
TI4 EG
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>>150704713
nigga fear was never going to carry anyways
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>>150704806
I don't see how Valve introduce him. I would like 5v5 ARDM where its scripted that Pit Lord is in the middle of the pack. It might happen like Techies though if they do 10v10 just for the 10 man Dark Rift
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>>150704128
Motherfucker, thats a Maut game.

Better be fuckign good
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>>150704743
TI2 LGD or IG (thank fuck sla'vi imploded at the grand finals)
TI3 TongFu
TI4 DK
TI5 CDEC
for current TI: EHOME
and no i'm not godz
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>>150704863
... they won a TI with fear in the 1 position.
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>>150704828
they are just bad though
:3c
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>>150704897
chink pls kill urself
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>>150704719
The crazy flips + Classic Jimmy has been the most fun team to watch so far. They play all out with heart and are always aggressive like classic Navi
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>>150704806
>someone out there probably does honestly believe this
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>>150704743
TI4 EG. That team was fun to watch, the threads were fun, and they got fucked by VG cheesing them out the same strat VG was constantly running. Greedy draft fucked them, because I could see EG putting up a fight versus Newbee while VG flopped with audible groans when VG kept trying to memepush Newbee with Veno picks.
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>>150703947
>player changes teams more often than i change my underwear
>fangays still blame his team every time he fails

i remember thoorin made a video about this arteezy problem
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>>150704972
Real talk.

If EG wins TI6, will /d2g/ EVER recover?
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>>150704904
only because of the neckpillow savant s-god, senpai
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>>150704972

>Everyone doubted PPD letting RTZ back into EG
>Didn't realize it was a part of his ritual to win another TI
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>>150704994
>EG
>ever fun to watch.
yank pls kill urself
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>>150703738
Tender loving is required
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>>150705016
>recover

/d2g/ will become 5x better with all the euros offing themselves

it will be glorious
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>>150704273
It sort of is, but it's mostly Puppey's fault for letting EE and Arteezy play backseat captain. Both those retards are mechanically skilled but they have shit decision making. Puppey needs to put his foot down and make all the decision making. If someone doesn't like it or tries to give their input, tell them to shut the fuck.
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>>150705016
No. If a team/region wins 2 TIs, much less wins them in a row, they are untouchable.

If OG wins TI6 they are also untouchable, because winning 2 of 3 Majors and TI6 is pretty fucking insane too. Based on groups, both teams could win
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>>150705016
the"muh honeypot ecks dee" meme would be elevated to unbelievable degree
letting yuros win 2 major only to snatch the only thing that matters twice
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>>150705016
>continued USA USA USA shitposting and yurocuck butthurt
sounds like present /d2g/
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will this be his last TI? team secret will boot him and he wont get in another team right?
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>>150704994
>TI4 EG
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>>150705024
... he out riced burning antimage on necrophos.
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How to fix EE ?
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>>150705016
If one TI is 120k USAs, how many will we get from consecutive TIs?
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>>150705137
nah EE has the power of nepotism, he's in the old boys club so he'll always weasel his way onto some shit team because he's friends with people
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>EG will win TI.
>They will just suck and feed for another year.
>Everyone will think of them as dota gods for winning one tournament in 12 months

kill me
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>>150705061
>american team
>two muslims and a swede (aka 3 muslims)

thats not my america
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>>150705187
fuck off /pol/
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>>150705137
singstack probably will make some room for him
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>>150705141
They lost before that. They lost on draft because PPD apparently couldn't sniff out that VG was just going to try pushing again

When we had that Shadow Shaman pick in the regionals I think, I was getting flash backs to TI2 memepush and hope we don't get there again
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>>150705137
>plays dota 24/7
>reached his peak
>everyone else is naturally getting better than him
>they understand dota is more about communicating than muh mechanics
>is an autist

LMFAO1!1111
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PPD has a pact with Kek to sacrifice RTZ upon the altar of lower 8 finishes in order to guarantee TI wins. He can't keep getting away with this.
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>>150705187
universe isn't a muslim
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>>150704473
>try weird shit

Yeah because spamming Kunkka and Huskar was really mixing things up.
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>>150705187
>Indian from Wisconsin
>Muslim
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>day 2 of the group stage
>euros so BTFO they have to resort to /int/posting to be relevant
Fuck that happened quick this year
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>>150705272
what is he?
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>>150705171
Make him give up anime.
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>>150705301
>implying.
Were you here during Summit and SL? Every time the hours skipped into American power hours the thread became /int/ shitpost central.

Every single time.

I remember
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>>150705314
syrian
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>>150705314
he's ethnically indian so probably hindu
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>>150705024
Don't you mean S-Allah, infidel
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D2G HELP WHAT CHAMPION DO I PICK
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>>150704153
No tiebreakers. Head to head, then seeding, the coin toss.
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>>150704484
DELET THIS
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>>150705407
magellan
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>>150705407
Fucking kill yourself
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>>150704409
You gotta remember though, this is the Fnatic that 2-0ed EG, Newbee, Liquid, Secret once or more than once for the past year during the majors and premier tournaments.
No clue why they're shit now, but the ability is there. Underestimating them is a terrible thing.
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>>150705030
Damn straight they were fun to watch. First team to perfect offlane Void and mid Naga, often drafted different shit while managing to outplay teams like Navi and DK, and made the entire EU region their fuckboys.
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>>150703793
>>150704015
Which one you want fäm
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they need to put RTZ to mid and make him babysit EE
thats the only way they can win
EE is on top 3 carry but only when he is completely babysitted like W33 used to do otherwise he is one of the worst
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Today was a good day.
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>>150705438
where are last thread webms reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>the #1 teams in group A and group B are open qualifier teams
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anyone have a list of what they've released each year at TI? TI2 was basically the release of the game proper, i can't remember what they did for TI3, TI4 was techies and TI5 was 10v10, right?

if not pitlord, what can they even release this year? another game mode wouldn't make much since given that we have the map editor now.
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>>150705016
EG won TI5 and nothing honestly changed except a slight increase in Sheever posting for some reason

They'll win TI6, USA will be spammed for a week, and then we'll forget about it all during the roster shuffle drama
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>>150705484
>>150705512
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>>150705557
consider buying rope and chair.

only time EG was fun to watch was SADBOYS era

They can win, they win, they're a good - even great team - but by no imagination can you call them fun to watch.

in my opinion.
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>>150705560
both pls kind sir
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>>150704819
nice goyim
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>>150705301
>implying the internationals are not simply the eurovision song contests with dota

It has always been that way. The whole idea of "union" and diversity in the eurozone has been hypocritical bullshit from the beginning.
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>>150705560
POST THEM
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>>150705804
upload them they are too long
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>>150705392
India has loads of muslims, the idea that they're Hindu comes from their governing structure but doesn't represent the population.
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>>150705625
CDEC effect

No one takes the underdogs seriously and those guys are usually the come-recently pubstars that know how to abuse the current meta.
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>>150705635
they release new heroes when we force them to with nagging. i think the reason they halted hero development the moment they took over is to make the game more approachable to casual players - the more the heroes, the harder it is for a new player to join.

Actually designing a new hero in itself isn't that difficult, you have thousands of autists in community who would do it for free.
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>>150705879
If you're going by pure census number then India also has large christian and Jewish populations.
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>>150705882
yeah thats what is happening. nobody took EG and Ehome seriously.
/s
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>mfw big dick Lamn winning ti6
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>>150705418
There are tiebreakers if upper and lower divider can't be separated
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>>150705668
>EG were never fun to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gesmY5eAMHA

You keep telling yourself this, seamonkey.
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>>150705635
They'll 100% release pit lord this year
TI4 techies was more of a preview, it took them like 2 more months until it was released proper
Post TI3 is the "beta is over" release of the game, before that we had heroes added somewhat frequently plus events like greeviling and diretide
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>>150705980
>Ehome
>underdog
Kys
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>this is all you need to have to be invited to cast at TI6
Nahaz was cheated
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>>150705687
>>150705804
Anon go to sleep its late
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>biggest tournament of the year for doturds
>can't even get 10k views on twitch
>general is fucking dead

umm dotards??
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>>150705890
>>150705635

I actually prefer the glacial pace of new heroes; it avoids the power creep you see in Lesbians of Leagumes.

Besides, I can never learn a new patch quick enough before the next one let alone the introduction of a brand new hero.
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>>150706075
THICC

8.5/10
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>>150706056
exactly my point. the current group leaders arent underdogs.
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>>150705635
20v20 dota with 5 lanes
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>>150705625
It kinda says wonders for the scene, but at the same time these players are known and teams know them well. Its just that open qualifiers might as well not exist when a full team of professionals go through it.

I am glad teams have the balls to say "we won't win TI, make adjustments" and go through opens.
>>150705635
>>150706014
Pit Lord was in the files since sometime last year, even an early model when Reborn was out, and is basically 100% guaranteed this year. Not sure if they will reveal him at TI or just save him for an eventual event around Diretide time.

With them cutting out a Major, they can actually have a game event. Maybe.
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sorry, newfag. what's with the honeypot meme that keeps getting posted?
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>>150706080
In-game for the Secret v DC game peaked at 120k.
With in-game, you get drops. In twitch, you get the memes. Don't know which one is better though.
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>>150706081
>glacial pace of new heroes


there is no pace. new heroes were only made in dota1. it's just a pure halt since valve took over.
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>>150705646
and anime posts will always be the most puerile and cancerous things in the general
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What happened in that second secret game? DC was getting stomped early and I stopped watching because my net went out.
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>>150705650
I hope the developer spruces up the map, its fucking ugly and Source 2's terrain editor is super easy to make good looking maps with.

then hire someone to do proper character models via kickstarter or patron
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Can Secret 2-0 both Newbee and Liquid?
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>>150706230
Woah there, back to lurking
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>>150706281
they got 0-2'd by fucking fnatic

what do you think
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>>150706258
fEEd choked as usual
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>>150706230
all tournaments other than TI are not worth winning because you probably revealed your pocket strats in them and you're definitely being studied afterwards

the sad thing is, it's partially true
>>
Reminder that Secret have been chocking non-stop ever since Dubu got that bash on Envy that stopped his tp in the river. They literally got 17% into oblivion.
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>>150706258
fEEd got exposed as a one trick pony.
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>>150706281
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>>150705635
release more events like diretide and frostivus
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>>150706281
rtz was left. i dont think they can 2-0 liquid
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>>150705890
>>150706081

they want to balance everything as much as possible before they start making actually new heroes. each TI has seen more heroes picked/banned, proving that they are, at least slowly, getting there.

i'm genuinely curious to know if snowtoad is gonna drop them in allstars before reborn when they actually start making new ones.
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>>150706281

no you autist

their run ends at the BO1s in lower bracket
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>>150706235
I'd use the /d2g/ chat channel if I didn't get AIDS from it in 2014 from the spammers

>>150706281
0-6 today
I honestly would be surprised if they could get draws from either of those teams and its not even funny when we have to think Secret could go on an 11 game losing streak
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>>150706230
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>>150706236
Didn't arc warden come out in 2012 in Dota all-stars?
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>>150704325

THis! Puppey is garbage and it needs to be said.

Puppey just isn't very effective at the game or drafting anymore. He doesn't understand scaling cores, he keeps drafting the same shit that doesn't work, he thinks one carry in RTZ is enough.

He can't even guide EE into doing proper shit. So many times EE was farming instead of taking fights with their gold lead. That's a call a good captain has to make.
In game skill he is not one of the best either.
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>>150706414
but wc3 dota is ded
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>every team I join goes to shit
>when I leave them they win a TI or Major
>team ooga...me..booga?
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>>150706336
Last year Fnatic was no. 5 in the world. Just because they're doing shit now doesn't mean they're shit players. It was bound to happen that they would actually start showing up and put a beatdown on a team. Just unlucky for Secret.
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>>150706414
Playdota has 6.83d, I don't think Icefrog gives a shit anymore.
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>>150706414
>they want to balance everything as much as possible before they start making actually new heroes


That's just... no. You are just completely wrong.
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So Fnatic is the bane of team secret?
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>>150706490
Yup.

http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Version_6.75

Assuming Pit Lord gets revealed this International, it will have taken them 6 fucking years just to reach parity with Allstars.
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>>150706414
dota 2 has mechanics that wc3 can't handle

I forgot what they were but yeah
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>>150706497

EE is a retard who said he would ignore puppeys calls if he thinks they were the wrong one.
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>>150706578
well regardless of their reasoning, the game is more balanced now than its ever been, and the consistently higher rates of hero picking/banning is proof of this.

at the very least, it is absolutely true that each TI has seen more heroes being played. you can't argue that.
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>>150706589
nah they got figured out after day 1 groupstage
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>>150705407
Orihime is strong once she's farmed up.

Otherwise get Usopp, that impact dial is very handy once the enemy uses a very strong skill.
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>>150706589
BANE?
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>>150706236
and yet we've managed to use the vast majority of the hero pool in this tournament.

Leagues revolving door champion mill and certainly3 skill homogenization keeps the competitive tournament pool to a laughable size.
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>>150706545
>>150706336
Fnatic was also top6 Shanghai and Manila, 3/4th at ESL Manila and 3rd Starladder
Every team outside of Escape is a team of good players, that sometimes fuck up.

>>150706414
Nah, its because Valve doesn't put anyone on Dota 2, CSGO or TF2. Games that don't require anything outside of maintenance and some content patches spread very far apart.
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>>150706602
650 ms lycan ult comes to mind
Also maybe all the clusterfuck of damage changes we had around 6.83-4
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>>150706589
No, Fnatic just decided to show up for that one set. Against liquid, they went back to full retard.
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>post yfw Secret is this year's MUFC
BUT IT'S OK, YOU GOT SECOND PLACE IN FUCKING STARLADDER
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what's a proper name for the meta this TI?
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>>150706589
Didn't they crashed and burnt by Fnatic last ti5? Deja vu Ikr
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>>150706714
again, regardless of reasoning, the fact is that they game is only getting more balanced as time goes on and will continue to be balanced as pitlord is released, and more balanced as they develop actually new heroes.
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>>150706657
im not arguing that. im just saying that has nothing to do with their reasons for not making new heroes.
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>>150706435
Bulba and RTZ are the only competent players on Secret.

They looked so good day 1 too. Puppey's drafting has been straight up dog shit
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>>150706889
PLD is the most consistent player on the team.

I am pretty sure Envy is drafting, he drafted in the last few tournaments. Puppey is captain though, they probably talk alot between him, Envy and Bulba.
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>>150706781
I'm surprised how shit Fnatic is but they keep it consistence in eliminating Team Sceret lmao
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>>150706814
well snowtoad didn't need valve to make heroes back in allstars, and he still doesn't now. he could easily make new heroes, but is obviously more concerned with balance. valve aside, its obvious where waterfroggers priorities are.
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>>150706714
Nah, Fnatic went full retard since the Summit. At Starladder, they didn't even look like a team, they were just throwing random heroes in.
Kotlguy might be right, apparently ohaiyo has some issues with mushi
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>>150706524
i had a hearty kek ty anon
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>>150706779
something to do with memelet and meme saber
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>>150706779
MemeRangedCarry
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>>150706746
Worse, 3 out of 5 of them won a Major.

Who can say what is really killing them at TI:
Lack of a stable roster?
a single player?EE?Puppey?babyrage?bilbo?diediedie?
cant draft/play in 6.88b?
new blood fucking them over?
bad catering?
hiding strats?
not enough scrims? too many scrims?

the answer will be a secret
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>>150706938
I don't know, I think they all actually hate puppey, at that interview nobody drew him and he seemed so out of place
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>>150706746
They already won a game, they can't be MUFC. Nothing will ever top that legendary run.
>>
>we will never have casual yelling in Dota again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7phnlnHWNaI

MUSHIMUSHI
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>>150706779
dragon lance carriers
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>>150707000
>well snowtoad didn't need valve to make heroes back in allstars, and he still doesn't now.

yes he does. he wasnt working for them then, he is now (if he's even working, he could have left dota years ago and you wouldnt even know, icefrog is just a symbol). If Valve says they dont want new heroes, there will be no new heroes.
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>>150705560
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>>150704385
Hi bulba :)
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>>150707261
That implies that someone, or some people, actually care enough to boss icefrog around.

Everything about Valve seems to indicate that there are no bosses in that company.
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>>150707261
exactly, thats the point. they specifically DONT want new heroes. its not a matter of neglect. its not like they are just being lazy, they obviously have reasoning behind what they are doing now.
>>
I woke up from a bee sting induced coma several minutes ago.

What are some games worth watching?
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>>150707476
any secret game
>>
They are holding out Pit Lord for a bigger release, it's that simple. That's why they stretched heroes before Pit Lord too (this started to happen sometime before TI3)
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>>150707476
>>150707502

Secret was in rare form today. Watch any of their games. EE and Arteezy easily the best in the world at their positions atm.
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>>150707402
>actually care enough to boss icefrog around.
>Everything about Valve seems to indicate that there are no bosses in that company.

lol. they just made, what? if the prize pool of TI6 is 20 million, that means valve made atleast 80 million dollars from that alone? Probably more,doesnt matter.
If you think they're all there having goofy fun, and there's no shrewd salespeople and economists there, you're laughably naive.

Every dota2 event is made to make serious money. When there's finally a new hero ported, there's always some kind of arcana event bundled, where they make tons of money. I'm sure pitlord will have that too.
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>>150707460
i said it before, i think it's because the more the heroes, the more difficult it is for new players (especially casuals) aka customers to join in.
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EG is eu because of Sumail and zai
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>>150707775
Oh yeah one new hero on a 110 pool totally makes a difference
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>>150707825
youtried.jpg
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>>150707825
>Pakistani immigrant to the US
>EU
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>>150707825
When did p*kistan join the EU?
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>>150707848
>one new hero

we all used plural, not singular
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>>150707885
>
>>150707883
>>150707913

>Retards giving free (You)s to 0 effort bait
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>>150707913
thanks to Angela Merkel, every young male between Morocco and Pakistan is an honorary EU citizen now
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>>150707913
Zai and sumail are from the same country?
>>
>>150707938
I'll give a (You) to (You) too baby
>>
secret looks like a team built on cheese strats and media hype
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GUYS

GUYS

GUYS

GUYS DO YOU HAVE A TEAM I CAN JOIN???
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>>150708074
Basically early Na'vi. Amirite?
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>no chef hero
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>>150708149
pudge is a butcher.
close enough.
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>>150708083
cant he go back to clown 9, where he belongs?
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Can we all finally agree that Arteezy and EE have no place on any team?

They literally ruin any team they're on
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>it's other people in the team holding RTZ back
>the team always becomes stronger after RTZ leaves

explain
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>>150705560
Bottom one is clearly the superior fapping material.
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>It's '2kers of gulag try to fix pro team' rerun.
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>>150708149
what's with these pictures of anime girls in soup

are japs like subconsciously into vore or something
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>>150708245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZAFbsrZoJ4
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>>150708305
i happen to think thats a really good episode
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>>150707848
Dude do you even play dota
Just one little change can break the game
>>
>zai in the light, rtz in the dark
will this cause a rift in their freandship?
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>>150708446
this imagine pro taking d2g's 2k advices seriously
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>still the King of Shit Heroes

SIT DOWN AND RECOGNIZE
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>>150708268
>responding to hour old troll post
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>>150707775
That's nonsense, League has 130 heroes and their playerbase is five time as big as ours
>>
Resolution's Morphling is certainly a force to be reckoned with
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>>150707476
TnC vs EG game 1 is legit entertaining if you have an hour to kill
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>>150708550

> Responding to your own comment.
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>>150708451
>i literally never played dota when an actual new hero was made

nothing happens. dota map doesnt blow up. new hero is released. everyone spams pick button so they can play it in pub for the first few days.the hero might be made a tiny bit stronger to compensate for the fact nobody knows to play it yet. it gets nerfed in the next patch if its too strong, buffed if its too weak. All this doesn't matter to pros because it naturally isnt in CM. When it's ready for competitive, it's allowed in CM. Map still doesn't blow up. You have no experience with any of this, but you wont admit it
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>Mirana Agh doesnt do auto Starfall anymore
>Now gives Starfall 2 charges with 12 second cooldown
>Increase cast point from 0.5 to 0.7
>Inrease mana cost from 100/120/140/160 to 95/120/145/170
fixed ',:o)
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>>150708520
puppey failed for the kunkka is a support meme
>>
>LD said supporting in Wing vs OG
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
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>>150708709
>the term supportling is a d2g only thing.
>>
BECAUSE A VISION SOFTLY CREEPING
>>
>been up for 18 hours
>still not tired because I had a 1 hour nap earlier

KILL ME
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>>150708810
>>
when is arc being nerfed
this is fucking bullshit

at least lol devs actually play their game
nobody at valve is probably over 2k, let alone 4k to find arc spammers
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>>150708810
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>in less than a week Pit Lord will be ported and the game will be 100% complete
>can report all "MUH NEW HEROES" posters as the lolbabs/HoNtrash they always were

BASED
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>DC second
how the fuck this tourny is rigged like no tomorrow.
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How hard do you think 4chan will melt down when they elect new puppet in the USA?
>>
requesting eg.arteezy walk out of major booth webm
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>>150708926
how much did sunsfan pay gaben?
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>>150708940
I feel sad for arteezy, he played alright tonight ( especially that slark game) but what can you do when your mid is EE and feeding like a fucking peruvian
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Will EG be stupid enough to pick up RTZ after the disband?

They were once before
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>>150708887
>Team with SirActionSlacks as an official player
>2nd in their group at TI
Really makes you think
>>
I mean desu it's mostly bulba being shit and shit fucking drafts

arteezy is just along for puppey's wild ride
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who will replace Fear when he retires after ti6?
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>>150709037
i think so. ppd cries every time rtz leaves and hopes every night he will change his mind and come back, its pathetic.
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>>150709117
Fear will never retire. He can't afford to let America down.
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>>150709117
>quitting at the top of his game

why
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>>150707476
OG vs EG 2
LGD vs OG 1
All of MVPs games both days
All of TNC's games today
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>>150709117
When Fear retires, NA retires.
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>>150709185
>all mvp games

Good taste anon.
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>>150704628
I don't understand why rtz isn't Homura in this pic.

>EE (Madoka) is his best friend and secret love that he would do anything to be with
>starts going down a dark path
>he keeps going through multiple iterations of multiple teams in hopes of finding that one iteration that works
>goes back to EG and SADBOYS is looking to be a thing again at the cost of EE not existing in his world
>last moment of his redemption, he betrays everybody and pulls the ultimate backstab on the entire scene, singlehandledly fucking everybody's rosters up
>hated by everyone but finally together with his lover
>but the illusion of happiness is starting to fall apart
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>>150709161
>>150709117
>>150709037
Fear goes on to coach, RTZ joins and then quits and Fear comes back.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm9kh4cG-MA

what was he thinking?
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>>150709420
some chinese team did the EXACT SAME THING
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>secret is shit
>clown 9/speed gaming was the second best team in the world at the time
What happened?
>>
Can we all agree the two group system is dogshit? Why did they not make four groups?
>inb4 b-but we see more boring drow strats that way
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>>150709253
>>150709185
>play fun to watch Dota
>even win occasionally

MVP rules
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>>150709117
Fear was supposed to retire and let rtz take the throne of best carry. Fear was just playing support to wait for zai to come back on, but the rtz had the patience of an ADHD kid and he also hated having Sumail being the new star mid laner, so he went back to Secret.

New protege will either be Sumail (already got some experience in it) or Aui if he really did leave on good terms and he got the zai treatment.
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>>150709827
im glad aui got to win a ti
he seems like a nice guy
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>>150709827
>get kicked twice after winning TI
>good terms
>>
>>150709420
He keeps doing it lol
>>
>Wake up
>Secret got 0-6'd

Wake me up inside
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>>150709989
Wake me up when september ends.
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>>150709420
>DUDE FREE 96K GUYS
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>>150709117
BSJ
You know it's true
>>
>>150709420
desu void could have cancelled

no ones fault really though, just bad communication, but with a split second decision like that you just go
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Why can't puppey just learn to draft?
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>poopy? rtc? ti6?
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>>150706281
>Newbee
Quite possibly
>Liquid
Fat chance, most likely a draw
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>>150709976
>rtz leaves on bad terms
>was let back on

>zai left on partly good terms
>was let back on

>Aui was kicked
>was let back on
>official word is he left on good terms
>he hasn't talked shit about EG since

If Artour can somehow swindle his way in, I'm sure Aui can too. Like you said, he's a TI winner, and EG were desperate enough to reach out to him while he was still salty about the kick. If there really is no grudge than it's possible that if Fear retires Aui is there first guy to call.
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>>150710215
Have you literally watched any games? One of those teams is stronger than the other and it certainly isn't shitquid
>>
Reminder he could be in this very thread.
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>>150710237
Oh yeah and I forgot about Universe, who just disappeared before a Major without notice then immediately went back to EG like it was no big deal.
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>>150710237
>wanting AUI in position 1

Thats a good way to become a tier 3 team
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>>150710252
do you by chance masturbate to horse porn?

human male and horse female or human female and male horse?
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>>150710303
i love your rtc
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>>150710042
which is split between 5 guys

it's only like 20 grand
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>thought this pignoise pride meme just was a meme
>see their ingame banner have their fucking flag in it
>even americucks arent cucks enough to do this
LMAO
you cant make this shit up
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Daily reminder.
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>>150710465
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>>150710465
>shitty feeder
>on a shitty team
>still make 20 grand
How is that bad?
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>>150710486
>yurocucks calling anyone cucks when they're about to be cucked out of a top 3 spot again

You're right you can't make this shit up
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>>150710252
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>>150710178
NYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYXNYX
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>>150710465
>only 20k
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>0-6
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>>150710357
>>150710252
answer me you faggot
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>>150710629
that's nothing these days
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>>150710596
looks nothing like sheever
>>
If the Chinks win TI6 remember that it was rtz's fault that the West lost.
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>>150710641
do you anime?
>>
>stay up last night (ee you) to watch secret
>they get BTFO hard by Ehome
"well that was really unlucky"
>get 2-0 by fnatic, the last team in their group
"oof, at least they're still top 4 right?"
>2-0 by DC, I can almost feel w33 chuckling

CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are Team Secret losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Team Secret to win TI6 and celebrate with my boy Artour. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were playing well at the qualifiers and Starladder???? This is so fucked.
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>>150705171
pay for some hoe to fuck him
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>>150710673
>that's nothing these days
If it's nothing then why don't I have it?
>>
>secret spent weeks practicing drafts
>basically it was just one draft, PickHusk
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>>150710237
you're ignoring the key part of what you said.

LEAVES.

rtz leaves
aui was kicked

rtz left and returned to eg once. But aui was kicked out. And two times now. Most people sure as hell wouldnt go back like a beaten bitch.
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>>150710894
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I mainly play support, not of choice but because I want to win and I'd rather not fight over mid or safe lane, so I just let someone else take it and play support. I want to start playing carry now, but I'm at 5k mmr and I'm not a 5k mmr carry player.

Should I just make a new account and climb back to 5k only playing carry/mid?
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>>150710596
how many times are people going to post this?
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>>150711243
There's this thing called unranked games you should try that
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>>150711243
just fucking play your preferred role
yes your mmr will tank but you will learn so what if your imaginarty number goes down if you learn and evolve
>>
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are Team Secret losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Team Secret to win TI6 and celebrate with my boy Artour. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were playing well at the qualifiers and Starladder???? This is so fucked.
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>>150711303
Unranked is broken considering you can be 6k solo and be matched with 2ks in unranked. You're better off just making a smurf and playing on that.
>>
As long as Secret, EG or OG DO NOT win TI it's a good TI
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>>150711407
EG or OG will win TI
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umm

dotards??
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>>150711243
to play a good carry you need to learn how to keep creep equilibrium and farm efficiently. since you're already 5k i assume you already know all that stuff. you should just play some unranked games, experiment some heroes and you'll be good to go. playing carry well is easier than playing support well desu. it's not a hard role to figure out.
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>>150711243
i think yes. or play unranked.

in my experience you should be able to play active mid heroes (those that are agressive midgame, not farmers), but farming, hard carries are a completely different mentality, that's the one role i cant shift gears into
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>>150711428
>EG
>got the easiest group ever
>winning anything outside of games against tier 3 teams
lol
>>
>>150711243
>>150711484
also, BSJ has some good videos in his youtube channel, you can learn a lot from watching him laning. i know he gets a lot of shit cause he's a mommas' boy, but the videos are still good if you're trying to play carry.
>>
>>150711386
unranked has the mmr same as ranked, only its hidden. so if youre 6k matched with 2ks, that means youre playing like 2k in unranked effectivelly (playing heroes you cant play, trying out meme builds that dont work..)
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>>150711667
unranked has a mmr cap at 4.5k. if you're above that you'll still be placed with 4k players.
>>
>>150711667
Couldn't it also be that people only played unranked when they first started? So their unranked mmr will be much lower than their real mmr.
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Day 5, still playing only cent.
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>>150711734
did you pull that data out of your ass? like i said, nobody knows the unranked mmr so you cant know that
>>
>>150711734
[citation needed]
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>>150711575
>TI 5
>EG had ez group waaaaaaa
>Secret had to face strong teams waaaaaaa
>most teams from EG's group made it to top 6
History gonna repeats itself
>>
>>150711778
i guess, but if theyre not playing unranked anymore, then they're... not playing unranked.
>>
>>150711884
Secret lost TI5 cuz RTZ could not shut up not because unfair group stage. EG won because the tournament system is fucking shit.
>>
>>>>>DC 2 - 0 SECRET

MEME
MAGIC
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>>150712018
>tournament system is fucking shit
wew lads that's not TI 4 lmao
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Alright

Your new project is to port a CHAMPION from LEEG of LEGENDS to Dota

which champion would you choose?
which champion would fit into dota the best?
which champion would ruin the game the least?
>>
>>150712069
>ko phase
>you can still come back
literally fucking shit no sport does this.
>>
how long ago was DC secret
i want to look at the thread
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>>150712112
I don't know any league champs
>>
American United States won't win TI
>>
>>150712130
its """""""""e-sport""""""""""""" tho
and BO 1 is even dumber
>>
>>150712112
>>150712112
mordekaiser
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>>150712112
this guy seems to fit into Dota's kit decently
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>>150712130
in esports if you implement the classic system, without losers bracket, everyone loses their shit how
>you happen to lose once to the strongest team and youre out, not fair

people even lose their shit when the team from the winners bracket doesnt receive a 1 game advantage. I think it's complete bullshit to give any team a points advantage ever.
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>>150712112
that fox girl with alot of porn
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>Stun spec morph, sven, lion on enemy team
>my BR, AM, and Kunkka dont get BKB's
>ask them why
>"wow dude, you're such a fucking noob, "x" doesn't build BKB"

you know the result, but was i doomed from the start?
>>
>>150712228
not talking about bo talking about how EG lost to CDEC Gaming in upper bracket and still could play in the finals. The TI bracket system is fucking shit since TI4.
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>>150712112
Nasus, just to see chinks going for 3 hours long games
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our guy ice3 on his way to champion
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>>150711847
>>150711869
the max you can calibrate is 4,5k.

when you hit 4,2k+ you're in the vhs bracket.

this is why most people, me included, believe that 4,5k mmr is the unranked cap. but you'll have to ask someone at valve to confirm this
>>
>>150712568
im pretty sure vhs starts at mid 3k

>this is why most people, me included, believe
let me fix that
>this is why I believe
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>>150712112
The one with the most non-gay porn
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>>150712568
vhs is like 3.7ish
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Do other 'esports' genres have any hope?

I'm looking at the new Hearthstone expansion and fucking baka
>>
>>150712884
to be more popular? yes
to be more lucrative? not so much
>>
>>150711785
He's actually got 8th highest winrate in 5k+
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>>150712884
hearthstone is too causal and random to be taken seriously as an esport. i play it, i sometimes even watch streamers while playing it, but i never watch "pro" tournaments because its a joke.

and yeah, blizzard is just making it dafter and more random and more quirky with each expansion., but who cares.

i want starcraft to not die, but it will die.
>>
>>150712884
Hearthstone is literally the most pathetic shit on earth
>virtual card game
>>
>>150712112
teemo is the only one i know but he seems like a shit techies/meepo hybrid.
>>
Hey, script guy here

I'll let you on a little leak

MVP Phoenix will go to losers bracket, defeat Liquid and then go to Finals against DC and lose 2:3
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>>150709531
Clown 9 only started winning after they kicked sing tho.
>>
>>150712112
All league heroes I either don't want or we already have a better and superior version of.
Some are just plain retarded and I wouldn't want them even in a mobile moba game.
>>
>>150712112
I'd choose between Tryndamere and Orianna. Trynd + Dazzle in lane would probably be so fun
Orianna is kinda like a glass cannon Mag
Best to fit in would probably be ezreal since now we have an AM type ranged carry
Least is blitz which is a discount pudge
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>>150713259

>DC in finals

No
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SHITREKT GOT 2-0'D BY FNATIC AND FUCKING DC?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FUCKING HOW.
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>>150709531
if they had w33 instead of sing they would have been the best team in the world.
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>>150713312
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>>150713259
How rigged is this tourny?
>>
IIRC iceiceice wanted to join Secret at some point

imagine if he was on that team doing his magic in offlane instead of some washed up old NA player
>>
>>150713312
See >>150713374
Plus puppey's masterful drafting
>>
>>150712457

keep crying eurocuck

all TIs had an Upper Bracket/Lower Bracket format
>>
[A] 2-0s TNC
TNC 2-0s Wings
Wings 2-0s [A]

This groupstage is fucked
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>>150713410
he wanted to join but he didnt want to move to Turkey
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>400 damage slow for 8 seconds
>Fuck huge cast range
>For 90 fucking mana
wew
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>>150713312
yup
i had hopes they'd at least get top 8, now the only thing i ask is that chinks dont win
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my matches are not being registered in dota buff for 2 days now, am I the only one?
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is Kunkka the hero of Ti6.
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>>150713501
what's wrong with Turkey anon?
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>wake up
>secret 0-6 on day 2
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Apart from Huskar cheesing, [A] have cracked the meta.

Its the KOTL-Aghs infinite hg siege meta with tanky cores.
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>>150713618

le epic redditor iceiceice has a chink gf, he didn't want to leave his ho in commieland
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>>150713660
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>>150713504
>im sooo old i use DotA icons unlike you millennials
kys pal
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>>150713708
>kys
kill your self
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>up today: secret vs newbee, secret vs liquid

another 0-4 i see
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>>150713756
>kill your self
neck you're self
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>>150713770
man that'd really make my day
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>>150713770
stop kek
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>>150713770
Kuroky to put the final nail in RTZs coffin.
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>>150713770
i think they will win one game out of newbee because meme magic
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>>150713770
dubs means 4-0 for secret
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>TI6
>caring about honeypot group stages
lmao puppey gonna be laughing at you when he takes another trophy for his turkish overlord
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>>150713671
I love KotL so much. He's good at pushing, defending, laning and ganking. He gets shit on super hard by bkb though but in a good KotL game you force an end well before bkbs come out.
If you don't you just hope your team got far enough ahead to man fight without you and delay to 5 second bkbs and then you get to be KotL again.
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>>150713991
>Losing to Fnatic who haven't won a game at all.
>h-honey pot!
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>>150714080
>secret s4
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>>150713991
>hurr durr we'll go through the pain of clawing our way out of loser's bracket just so that we wont reveal our hidden STRATZ to the other teams XDD

puppey really is retarded if he thought that would work in the slightest
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>>150712460
Just watch him becoming choke3 again.
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will EE have a career after TI6? I honestly don't think any top team would take him
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>>150709117
tfw someone in /d2g/ has higher mmr than fear.
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>>150714324
i dont think anyone in Secret will have a career after this TI except for Puppey because some slav team will still fall for the "master strategist" meme
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>decide to skip the secret v fnatic games because
>surely
>SURELY
>SWNL against fnatic and the games would be boring
>fall asleep watching Liquid v VGR
>wake up and check my fantasy points and the wins/losses
>fnatic took 2 games off of secret

WHAT
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>>150714375
art door has played pretty well though
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>>150714408
Tilt Mode engaged and EE literally cannot stop feeding.
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hey, /d2g/. What do you guys think of my sniper remake?

http://pastebin.com/PaLWTWK8
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Man what the fuck happened, i went outside before the Fnatic x Secret game and when i come back Secret lost 4 games and DC is 2nd somehow.
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>>150706497
The problem is that they don't really listen to him actually, EE got his own idea of how to play the game.
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I wanted to hear everybody's thoughts on this.

What's the likelihood of dota receiving graphical upgrades in conjunction with the VR spectator mode?

Trees are made of single-sided planes so it's kinda jarring to run around the map and look at these trees that only exist from certain angles. Funnily enough high quality and taller tree models do exist, they're just not in use. The sky box is pretty appalling too, and some textures leave a lot to be desired. I wouldn't expect any graphical changes to carry over into the main game client since it looks perfectly fine from a game-play perspective and would just bring down fps, but I figured it'd be nice to have that little bit extra when exploring from the ground for those with the horsepower to do it, to make spectating from that perspective more compelling. It would be cool to take a proper walk around the map at night with a proper starry sky and what not.
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interesting, they're feeding relevant meta heroes into low priority to gather more data on them
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reminder that he LITERALLY did NOTHING wrong
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>>150708695
how about we just go back to making aghs that improve ults and have it half moonlight shadow's cooldown
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>>150703363
W-what happened? How did puppan get eliminated?
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What agha upgrade should sniper get?
>Assassinate stuns the target for 5 sec
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>>150715162
>He did nothing wrong
>Every team he joins loses

he's a, get ready to have your jimmies rustled, toxic player, i guarantee you he puts the entire team on edge
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>>150715060
Dota wasn't really intended to be graphically realistic
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>>150715251
Aghs allows you to repick another hero with the exact same items you had.
>>
>Aghanim's scepter
>still no Aghanim hero
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>>150715251
>shrapnel is reverted to 6.83 days
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>>150708451
>Just one little change can break the game
hahaha yeah no newfriend

everyone plays the new hero sub-optimally but just get rolled over by better heroes then no one picks that hero until after a year
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>>150715251
Shrapnel recharge reduction, +1 charge
Shrapnel damage now stacks
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Puppey was outdrafted so hard by MiseRy in the last game.

Pottery I tell you.
>>
now that the dust have settled

why did the format have BO3's when yesterday was just 2games per set?
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>>150715259

Not realistic, just more complete and polished, it's the trees that get me the most, jump in-game and you'll see what I mean, the undersides are transparent it's kinda weird
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Secret could replace poopey with 1437 and they could've done better
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>>150715251
remove cast time from ult and make it go through bkb
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>>150715680
>Fatty is finished eating before everyone else

lel
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>>150715680
Annee is such a qt.

And her voice is sexy.

i-is this what's having a waifu is like?
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>>150715662
But it's envy that is fucking secret over
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>>150715662
They could have replaced him with me and they would have done better
>>
lets take a moment to remember that secret is the only team bad enough to lose games to fucking fnatic
>>
At least our guys iceiceice + old eleven + big dick lanm are lowkey winning TI6
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>>150715680
That look in OD's eyes
You know he doesn't want to sit next to that whale. Probably thinking what the fuck he do to deserve that.
Drinking his pain away.

It will be over soon OD. Good times will come m8. Sheever is waiting for you.
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>>150715918
great post but seriously kill ure self
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>>150715680
Seriously why the fuck is Shane even there?

He gives 3k opinions or states the obvious after games.

If they were gonna do that, why couldn't they have just got an attractive female?
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>secret 0 - 2 DC

wew
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>>150716093

because girls want some eye candy too
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>>150716093
Cancer
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>>150716093
isn't shane at least 5k?
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>>150716119
>EU team beating a NA
based
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Dead game

Dead thread
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>start playing storm again
>go from like 42% wr to 52% with 88% winrate this week

my last 4 games where me just fucking around and going godlike, i had like 40+ bs charges one game

i can feel my 7k coming

never had any feeling like this, like something would just click with me trully the most euphoric feel dota can provide
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>>150715324
Rubick is Aghanim's son.
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>>150716619
>normal game
>high skill
Yeah you gonna be the next arteezy son
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>>150716703
thanks glad you agree
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>>150716664
>son of Aghanim
>loses to Invoker
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So what's most at fault for Secret sucking, the drafts, envy throwing, or lack of team synergy?
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>>150716910
the format where you play 3 full days and it means nothing at all
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>>150716851
Except that he didn't.
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>>150716910
>they didn't bother using Invoker
>they narrowed down their hero pool so much

What's next, RTZ and EE become the supports from now on?
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>>150716910
Envy throwing, Envy drafting, Envy being.
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>>150716976
this who came up with this shit?
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>>150716976
> start in lower bracket
> Having to play a bo1 for your tournament life
> doesn't matter
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>>150716976
>starting from the lower bracket where you get thrown into deathmatches of bo1 means """nothing at all"""

ok

>>150716910
the drafts i think. poopy picked kunkka every single game despite losing every single game with him.
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>have 261 hours ingame over 14 months
>Think I play this game way too much
>kill OD 4 times in mid
>completely dominate him
>he starts shit talking
>Dota profile is private
>Steam profile shows 5653 hours of dota
>call him out for being so lame
>he disconnects

which one of you faggots was this.
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>>150717212
Wait you play bo1 in lower bracket? What the fuck?
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>>150716191
he's 5k party mmr if that counts lmao
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>>150717365
hownew.ru
>>
I just decided to pop over from tf2g because the tf team doesn't care about comp and just shat out "matchmaking" to compete with overwatch

How is dota 2 matchmaking? Does it actually match you with people of similar skill? How many hours bots do i need to have to actually do well in my first round? Is there a leaving issue and how bad is it?
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Secret is going home on Monday. There's no way Artour and EE de-tilt in time for their bo1.
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>>150717316
>261 hours ingame over 14 months
>less than an hour a day
>not even a game a day on average
Yeah you really should cut that down a little you nerd :°)
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Imagine if Jimmy goes further than Secret lmfao
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>>150717619
no need to imagine. just wake up tomorrow
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>>150717403
He's 5k solo, feel free to check one of his twitch vods titled "solo queue" or something similar
>>
Is the game still alive and kicking? I've reached my goal in SC2 to reach top diamond and decided to not pursue any higher ranks, because I'm too retarded to not rage against protoss even in the matches that I win.

I need my MOBA fix, though. Can I still reach the top in a few months, or is it impossible without spending years on the game?
I've got around 2K hours on MOBAs and 400 on dota from 2011. I've heard some bad things about having to carry really low MMRs when really high, so that seems to suck.
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>>150703891
Alliance will play a Centaur game. EG will play a Treant game. Newbee will play a Spectre game. Jakiro, Lina, Neco, Gyro and Leshrac will all probably get picked once.
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>>150717998
even if he is 5k solo, that's trash tier for an analytical caster who has casted barely any tournaments before. He is only at TI because he's friends with pyrion etc. he offers nothing to any couch/cast he is on.
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>Russian Talent

PGG
Dread
JotM
NS
Smile (ars art)
Sasha xboct
Goblak
Indigo Child

>English """"""""""""""""""TALENT"""""""""""""""""""""
Irish imp
netherland giant womin
SirActionMemes
Mommy Milk
Jew
Maut

I bet the banter and cast is 100x better aswell. Idk if any russkies are here but Im sure they agree
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>>150704006
SECRET 2017:

ETERNALENVY
SINGSING
BONE7
AUI2000
PIELIEDIE
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Haven't browsed /d2g/ in 6 months. What are the latest dank memes?
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>>150704273
EE didn't play well today but the 0-6 wasn't on him. Puppey played like ass and drafted even worse.
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>>150717882
Can't wake up
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>>150718226
drow is best waifu
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>>150718286
Wake me up inside
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I can't fucking believe this is happening. Secret were supposed to be the champions this year. They have some of the best players in the world. What the fuck is going on? I can't stop fuckign shaking
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>>150704273
Hold the fuck on, I only watched that first Ehome game where EE was put on slardar, can't blame him for that one but second one he baffled scientists on dp. Did the baffling continue?
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>>150718076
Depends on what you consider the top. Top 10 worldwide is 8.8-9k MMR, but theres only a few hundred people between ~7.5k to 9k
If you consider the top 7k
You'll need to play until you can calibrate your MMR which will be absolute best case scenario 4.5k in the beginning, then for every win you'll get +25 points and for every loss -25. If you have a 60% winrate which is very high, you'll need around 170 games to reach 7k
But most likely you'll calibrate somewhere in 3k, get retards and grind until you reach 7k in a couple years while the new top 10 MMR is 13k
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>>150713770
Secret are going to rally Kaipi style and go 4-0
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>>150718527
does anyone still fall for this autistic pasta?
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>>150718530
>DP with drow aura loses the lane to a fucking nyx
Only EE things
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>>150718527
>drafts a team that could stomp early game
>falls behind in pushing towers
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>>150718163
The english speaking pros aren't fucking retiring so they don't become casters. Guys like Fear, Misery, Pajkatt, etc are all 3,000 years old and would make fine casters but they're still playing. Fucking Synderen went back to play.
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>>150703705
anime is gonna embarass themselves AGAIN
>>
Why don't Volvo put up rebroadcasts on Twitch? Do they hate FREE viewers?
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>>150718816
lot of them are not retired like xboct and goblak, they could get players that did not qualify. Instead they bring in shitters
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>>150718853
Why, its the honeypot stage
do they show ads or something to get some money out of it at least
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>>150718705
Calibrated years ago and have 2,8, is it possible to carry that, or should I not even bother?
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>>150718917
Most of the guys who didn't qualify are coaching. Secret has two fucking coaches for some reason. Maybe once teams start getting knocked out they could bring them in to cast. I know once Synderen is out Tobi will drag him into a booth.
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>>150718917
nepotism
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>>150704078
you're as much a girl as Secret are TI champions
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If Secret are eliminated in bo1 I'm actually killing myself
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>>150718918
Why not? It practically costs them nothing, and more viewers is always a good thing. Lots of people with shit time zone would like to catch some of the games that they missed.
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>>150718705
>Top 10 worldwide is 8.8-9k MMR
There's only four people above 8,8k (arteezy, matumba, miracle, ramzes)
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did anyone else notice that maelk got invited but didn't show up yet?
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>>150718076
>Is the game still alive and kicking?
>cuckold jumping on the bull's ship
starcrumpets everyone
finest play in poetry
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>>150719181
>Is the game still alive and kicking?
lol is slowly dying, that's why I asked
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>>150719174
I'm certain a couple of the chinese guys got above 8.8
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>>150718917
>tfw they could have invited singu
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>>150719180
He was on the couch for group b a little. He's going to be on the mainstage panel for sure, they like using him as the panel heel.
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>>150719257
>lol is slowly dying

What happened?
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>>150719257
then what game is alive for starcrumpet's standard?

lmao this ""promising"" overwatch shit is too casual for you even then wont get esports 2 years top
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>>150703363
Why did valve hire me? I am a terrible caster. My voice is a kin to a man with cancer. I do not know anything about Dota. I like to pretend I do though. I do not know what I am talking about whenever I cast. BTS is a shit studio.
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>>150719336
Overwatch is eating their market
>>
ok fuck you guys this whole international is one big honeypot they're just saving strats for the NEXT one

fucking retards
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>>150719259
pretty sure all the highest chink mmrs are around 8,6k (maybe, june etc.)
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>>150705346
its true, anime makes you unsuccessful
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>>150718969
If you're good you should be able to carry your team consistently up until low 4k, then the real grind begins, but not worth 2bh, if you want a timesink maybe play CSGO or something

>>150719174
It varies, like that spectre spammer was at one point 8.9k and Illidan was like 8.8, and that's only europe
>>
Puppey needs to lowkey hire a prostitute for EE without telling him
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>>150719512
>CSGO or something
I don't have enough autism for that, as it's ten times more repetitive than any moba
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>>150719512
>real grind begins at low 4k
4k players actually believe this
>>
give me your meme builds
I feel like aggravating some strangers as I attempt to climb the ranks
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>>150719859
battlefury chaos knight
battlefury wraith king
battlefury troll warlord
1000% viable meme builds
>>
>>150719569
word up

I heard escorts have that service for virgins like EE
>>
>be rubick
>steal ball lightning
>use it
>WHAT A GOD

what did capitalist mean by this? fucking dotafascist + shitz is cringe to the 100%
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>>150719914
those are regular builds at 4k aussie matchmaking tho
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>>150719859
carry Veno with skadi
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soon
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>Go to sleep when Secret where losing to EHOME
>Think to myself they will pull back in the second game
>Wake up Secret lost literally every game

WTF HAPPENED???
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>>150719967
>BUT IT WILL BE THE EARTHSPLITTER THAT FINALLY BRINGS HIM DOWN
>dragon knight has pwnd axe for 455 gold

Casters say retarded shit like that all the time
>>
>>150718163
PGG is retarded
Dread is extremely unfit for any kind of serious discussion and it gets extremely infuriating very fast
JotM is good
NS is very vocal, his voice is annyong and his predictions are usually off the target by far, but overall he's OK
Smile is fine, but very boring
Goblak is extremely boring too
(although both are actually very good at analysis)
Xboct is god-tier, not gonna lie
LoH is still controversial in what he's saying, but has got better over the last few years so I would rate him quite high as well

All in all it's a good setup and the main problems with Russian stream are not analysis but casters as 90% of them are absolutely unbearable bydlo retards. Incarnates of Russian players that make everyone else hate us.

As to English cast it's the other way aroud. Desks are slightly or sometimes significantly less knowledgeble/productive, while casters are on completely different level. All in all, I prefer English casting much more. However, since people like AnneeDroid have started to get some foothold in the scene lately, I could reconsider this in the near future.
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>>150720024
Justice happened.
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>>150720024
>sleeping during esports
you may as well be
>posting anime pictures during esports

I dont understand why everyone was sleeping, the last game finished at like 3pm for me.

(see what I did there, I made a dumbass American-like assumption that because I'm me, every else must live in the same place that I do)
>>
EE did nothing wrong
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>>150719859
Eblade Dagon Riki
If you manage to farm them enemy supports will literally uninnstall
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>>150719813
4k is worse than 3k for carrying because everyone thinks they're hot shit who can win 1v9, not because of the actual skill level
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>>150720158
What kind of autism took hold that game? How does a DP with Drow aura lose a lane that hard against Nyx?
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>>150720069
suprised that xboct is that good, I think this is first time on the panel.

As for PGG....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad1rPKuKypE
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>>150720158
EE is a worse mid than Shiki lmao
just get him the fuck off that lane and give him some hero he can ricefarm for 30 minutes, like AM.
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>>150719859
Shadow blade/blink dagger techies for max akhbar. Add aether lens for that +5% damage. If you're somehow getting super farmed at this point, get octarine for even more akhbars.
Radiance Riki
Carry Io (Armlet and shit mang)

And my dankest meme for last
Autoattacker Techies.
Skill W>E>R>Q
Item build:
Dragon Lance, phase boots, drums, Bloodthorn/Desolator. The stasis traps are to make a "defensive stun aura" around you. Build is to go damage and range. You skill E after W because if they do threaten to kill you, fuck that shit. Drums gives you damage, movement speed and allround stats.
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>>150720395
but arteezy does that better too
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>>150720498
too bad they don't have 2 arteezy's in the team. EE has grinded his jungle farming patterns for 12 hours/day for the past years so that's what you should let him do
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>>150720158
Akke did nothing wrong
>>150720468
Forgot to add, you probably can ditch points in Ult and Q for stats if you add in a maelstrom somewhere in that build for more crêpe clear.
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>>150720262
quelling blade and a few mistakes and you're getting dumpstered in the lane cause you can't harass a nyx with PMS lmao
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>>150715680
>oh god, camera's on me. what face do i make?
>"""""intimidating"""""
I'm so glad i dont have autism
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>>150720262
Nyx has 4 HP/Sec regen. With a PMS you have to make a dedicated effort to actually force him out of lane.

Personally I love building PMS and Soul Ring early on, since you get 7 HP regen per second, and you can spam impales, keeping the enemy hero in your lane low so you can get that easy level 6 kill.
>>
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/195347373/records
>longest winning streak

dotard how?
>>
>that tfw when you didnt use your silver dc cards because you expected them to suck dick
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>not believing in Secret
>not believing in EE

He ALWAYS has a plan.
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>>150717435
The site is dead fampai, the pyro gif is gone.
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>>150720834
which one are you referring - anne?
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>>150720923
was losing 7 games in a row part of his plan?
>>
>EUs bitching nonstop about NA not deserving another slot
>escape, the EU qualifier runner up, is bottom of their group at 1-9

EUtards are delusional as fuck. It's two US teams, a Chinese team and a single EU team in the top 4.
>>
>>150720985

He's a big feeder
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>>150720985
Arteezy missed a ton of uncontested last hits.
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>>150720985
It's called keeping your strats secret
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>>150721081
4 EU.
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>not controlling the tempo
>not avoiding the honey pot
>not hiding your strats
>not hitting your win condition
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>>150721061
>group A
>og and alliance top4
>group B
>DC and liquid top4
>DC has 1 american, 4 europeans and 2 american subs
Just because it's owned by an american jew doesn't make it american. With this lineup it's primarily a european team.
which makes it currently
>4 eu, 3 asia and 1 us team in top 4 spots of each group
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>>150720964
>simple wave and eating with mouth closed
>intimidating
shibboleth an autist
Heres some help lad
>shane doing classic deer in headlights
>winter still talking about his inane conversation while his partner obviously making faces at camera - autist
>zyori engrossed in fucking cafeteria food - introvert
>fat fuck doing territorial intimidation face - autism
>annie - see above
>OD burping from sparkling water - pussy ass nigga
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>>150721287
i prefer momentum-based dota
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>>150721287
>not stopping with the memewords
the biggest mistake anyone can make even if they do it "ironically"
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So far unpicked heroes


Viable: cent,lina,necro,treant,visage,jakiro,lesh
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>>150721428

>jakiro is viable yet omni isn't
>visage is viable but spectre isn't
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>>150720923
I could litreally hear EE influencing puppey with his 'draft suggestions' for months and during this current TI
>CLEMENT CLEMENT
>PICK ME SLARDAR PICK ME SLARDAR
>PICK ME DP PICK ME DP
>PICK ME MIRANA PICK ME MIRANA
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>>150721428
>bad slardar
>ever viable
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>>150721428
Newbee will pick Spec. Also Visage is not viable.
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>>150721428

Buttseeker seems surprising since he can iron talon jungle pretty quickly now and can help against timbermeme and slark.
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>>150721709
t. peruvian 2k
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>>150721428
Why nobody picked Gyrocopter yet?
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How do I into fantasy Dota?
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so was tb exposed?

whos the next hero to be spammed by pubs after TI?
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you know what baffles me?

EE played safelane carry
and (main) reason why arteezy left EG again is because he couldnt play mid there like he wanted.


So why is now in Secret EE fucking up the mid role, while RTZ is the safelane?
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>>150721892
fly doesn't play stun supports, he plays healing supports, so it's a bad card

and i don't know about moo

the rest is fine
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>>150721892
pick the best player you that will be playing and think about what they do best
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>EG isn't the best team in the world

What did non-Americans mean by this?
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>>150721428
>Come back to Dota
>All my trench heroes are meta now
>Huskar
>Spirit Breaker
>LEgion
>Riki

>All the popular tounrament picks are siht now
>Spec
>OD
>Lesh
>Omni
>Necro
>Jakiro
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>>150721974
More like ppd was a shitter and he wanted to play with goodcaptain
Except now they have two of the best carries in the world and no mid player, resulting in one good carry and one shit mid no matter what roles EE and rtz play
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>>150721892
>golden miracle
your doing it right
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>>150722131
who the fuck cares about group A though
Group B's gonna win TI anyways
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>>150722131
>Beat a bunch of tier2/3 teams
>Tied against a tier1 team
WOW
O
W
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>>150721906
Kunkka ET SD
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>>150721996
>>150722000
How about these instead of Moo/Fly?
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>>150704330
veno mid was picked by n0tail who was the most useless veno ever
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post yfw Secret gets knocked out by Syndern in a bo1
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>not playing centaur jungle
Do you guys not enjoy having safe and fast farm on a hero that is able to initiate fights, save retards, and deal good damge to heroes and buildings?
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TI6 is now upon us, and that means a huge influx of redditors

Some good starters for shibbolething redditors

>gets triggered by /pol/ or /int/
>get triggered about shitposting
>get triggered about memes (i.e. those dudes that flip out when dendi is posted)
>imgur filenames
>doesn't have at least a starter kit of reaction images
>supports EU teams / Hates NA teams*
* Reddit is by and large a pro-EU or EU-like (i.e. bernie, hillary), anti-America (i.e. Trump) website. Yes, there are some of both, but it's 75%+ leftist. This is by far the most effective and thus, controversial, shibboleth against redditors
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>>150722469
fuck off retard stop spamming this in every thread
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Is Iron Talon a necessary evil for Dota 2?
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>>150722502
reddit reddit haha trump will stop reddit haha build wall paco reddit xd
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>>150722602
shibbolethed an assblasted redditor.
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>>150722305
QO card is good
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>>150722592
yes, it made all these diverse picks viable
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>>150722634
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>>150722502
>saving reaction images
>using reaction images
i have one 10kx10k wake me up and that's the only reaction image i've ever permanently stored

we can't all be cancerman laughingbitches frogposters, every board would be entirely devoid of discussion if that were the case
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>>150722502
>>supports EU teams / Hates NA teams*

With EG being reddit the team this could not have been more wrong.
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>>150722217
¸rtz is supposed to play mid, dumbo
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>gotta burn 50 posts for a new thread
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>>150722502
whos this homeless guy you post over and over
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>>150722715
>not having reaction images
t. reddit incarnate
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>Come back for the International
>Check out Dota2Lounge to get some hats
>Betting no longer allowed in the United States
land of the free
Why Gaben?
>>
>>150722886
use vpgame you idiot

why are you using a website that has been shady since it was opened?
>>
>>150722728
But he doesnt, envy has been going mid more often recently
>>
>>150722728
He hasn't played mid since Secret last year
And then when he came back to mid he shit the bed, which is why now either EE plays mids like Batrider, Mirana and DP or Arteezy just plays mid Huskar/Ursa/Morphling
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>He Fell For The Honeypot Roster
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>>150722667
Thanks m8.
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>>150722572
t. guy who got stomped by based jungle kentaur
>>
>>150722821
are you that guy who believes in 4chan etiquette
lmao
>>
>Just got a new full time job
>Can't bring myself to get excited about TI regardless
Ever since I started playing my backlog I've just completely forgotten about Dota.

Am I free?
>>
>>150713686
turks and other sandniggers are just as racist as chinks

feeling superior because of your race is something only the lesser races do but they all do it extensively
>>
>>150723054
aaYou are sthill hereeeeeeee

you are not free
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how'd those honeypots work out for you yurocucks LmAO
>>
if secret win every game today do they get top 4?
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>>150723115
I just came back to see when the international is on. It's not on right now so I'm going back to playing video games before I go to work.
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Any fresh new EE webms?
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>>150723106
>feeling superior because of your race is something only the lesser races do but they all do it extensively
>only whites are allowed to be racist.jpg
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>secret didnt win a single game yesterday
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>>150723034
gee willikers
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>>150723185
Probably
>>
>>150723185
>If a team that lost 0-2 to Fnatic beats Liquid 2-0
lOL
LO
LOL
>>
>>150723185
They need to 2-0 either NB/Liq then tie with the other team to get to at least tiebreakers
4-0 for guaranteed upper bracket
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>he is a non-white
>>
NEW BREAD
>>150680796
>>150680796
>>150680796
NEW BREAD
>>
EVEN: WATCH KINO
ODD: LISTEN MUSIC
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>>150721428
Arc isn't in CM.

I can't really imagine Centaur, Gyro, OD, Sniper, Bloodseeker or Techies being picked for any reason except for some real abstract meme-strat.
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>>150723347
>watching league
>playing league
lmao
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>>150723185
I love reading poetry.

Do you, d2g?
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>>150723347
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reminder that every single thing i predicted was true

i am always right
>>
>check results
>Secret went 0-6 yesterday

how? I thought they were the best EU team lmao
>>
how do we fix secret
>>
>>150723626
we fill sheevers cervix with semen until she gets knocked up
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>>150723620
>Team that got btfo by Na'Vi
>best EU team
?
>>
>>150722726
Reddit supports Team Secret (EU), you can check the flair count :)
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>>150710178
with a team like that not even icefrog would be able to properly draft
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>>150723106
>feeling superior because of your race is something only the lesser races do but they all do it extensively
What did he mean by this???
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>>150723684
and EG who has the dota2 subreddit founder is not reddit?

I see.
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>>150723669
>>Team that got btfo by Fnashit
>>best EU team
ftfy
>>
>>150712112
the only good hero from lol is ezreal and i dont think he would work on dota
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>>150723772
nope since the r/dota2 community supports Team Secret
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>>150723383
techies tusk is ppds pocket strat.
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>>150723847
>>150723847
>>150723847

Fresh memes

>>150723847
>>150723847
>>150723847
>>
only /pol/fags and /a/retards like secret
happy to see them crash and burn
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>>150721428
i don't think lina is legit
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>>150720857
>5.7k matches
>85% winrate
Holy shit
What is this guy's mmr?
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>>150706075
I'd fuck her, but only if she wears a paper bag on her head
>>
>>150703523
I hope he commits seppuku right after they have placed last at TI, fuckign tired of that shit
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>>150723185
Can you count?
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>>150718816

Pajkatt is 23, Misery is 25. I'll give you Fear tho, dude is almost 30.
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>>150723034
If youre playing against centaur you always get stomped
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>>150715251
Bonus damage based on missing hp%. Add extra time to respawn counter. Make him better necrophos
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>>150722469
>jungle cent
Its working actually
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