Dota 2 General - /d2g/

foist

PICK HUSKAR

LOSE

L M A O

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how

SECRET WILL NEVER ____

daily reminder that eu need more slots

>pick huskar
>lose
E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D

>>150695619
holy shit this has never happened in the history of dota

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>E-EG is bad

What did non-Americans mean by this?

Weather?

>rtz rage quit
TILTED

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>3-9-2

CLEMENT

PICK ANYTHING
GET BTFO

THE STATE OF TURKEY LMAO

my sides

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team killer

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WHERE IS SINGSING

MVP back to their glorious KDL strats

too bad march isnt there to revive warlock

>Not watching OUR GUYS MVP

It is like you guys hate fun

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>Secret

>misery has done it again
what a god

>Secret

top kek

>secret losing
t-they're NA not EU !!!!

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>be RTZ
>get fucked

MEATED IN BATTLE

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>Secret

top kek rtz rqed at TI

howmad is he?

Why would you draft so many burdens in one team? You'd think Puppey would at least learn to start banning Arteezy.

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YUROS YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES
1. EXPLAIN WHY ALL YOUR TEAMS ARE SHIT
2. CALL SECRET NA AND POST ABOUT EG BEING REDDIT
CHOOSE WISELY

>>150695716
dead
:(

>>150695679
Who do they have to play?

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I NEED to BREED Auroth.

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>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW think that puppey is not the biggest hack in the scene

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>Have TI winning team
>drop Misery and w33 for team killer and U
>U was mole planted by PPD
>get left with Bulba thouhg
>DC destroys you aat TI months later

Puppey will never

I repeat

Never live this down

based W33 and Misery

eat shit Puppey

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>Secret will never lose
>Secret always lose

>>150695679
>Escape Gaming

Poor lads. The teams literally just farmed them for points.

secret are mindbroken

even huskar can't win

>>150695679
>Reddit spergs out about NA slots
>EU gets btfo
>back to memes and shitposts

How can one region get so cucked?

MVP keeps winning with PA
how are they doing it?

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I hurt myself today...

>Misery and w33 dumperstering Puppan and EE
It feels
so
Good

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>The union of yuropeon cuckolds

>>150695781
DC and wings are doing great though?

MVP will win TI

>>150695781
3. Masturbate to Ryuuko

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>w33 and misery recking secret
Pottery.

>>150695732

>Not watching karmic justice happen

Yo real talk though that DC draft was probably the most beautiful draft I've ever seen. Secret fell directly into their trap.

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Whose fault was it this time?

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How do we fix Team Secret, /d2g/?

i believe secret is EU

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is this the best group stage ever?

BANE?

>>150695909

That draft was shit, so whoever was drafting.

>>150695845
When you don't have the Huskar-Oracle cheesing strat, of course they can't.

>>150695794
Can't wait for him to come back to Slavlands and stop playing with anchors like EE and RTZ

LIMITEЯS ЯEMOVED BLYAT

EE, RTZ and Puppey deserve to suffer together

biggest shitheads in dota besides PPD and Sumail

>>150695939

remove eternalcancer
give adderall to puppey

>>150695679
I swear to god if EG actually repeat yurocucks will permanently be on suicide watch for all eternity

>people actually paid money to poach rtz
>actual cash
>big dollars
huehuehuehuehue

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Sweet victory for Sunsfan, I bet his little jewish cock is rock hard thinking about how hard DC is gonna run a train on his wife after they win while he counts the money.

>>150695903
It was well done, but it would not have worked if Secret was not running a one trick pony

>>150695794
we need to spread "Puppey is a fucking fraud" awareness, he slips under the radar too much while EE baffles and rtz tilts and RQ's

get fucking exposed Puppey you goddamn shitter

THIS IS KARMA
w33 and misery just unleash all the rage

>>150695942
I want to see Demon beat Secret

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This...is the power....of NA....bulls

>>150695939
Assemble the holy trinity of shiity drafting that is kuro s4 and pupper

>>150696023
this so fucking hard

>DC let Secret reach their final form
>Still win

DOTA 2 IS an anime

It's just EE is the villain

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>>150695865
>secret, a team with 3 NA players, get bodied by DC, a team with 1 NA player
Totally unexpected.

>qualify through Wildcard
>be on top of your group

Ehome is the new CDEC bros

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>>150695874
>european scene so awful they're claiming chink teams now
you guys are worse than gypsies

Puppey is truly badppd

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>>150695859
rtz prob doesn't even know this jonny cash song

>>150695909
Everyone but PLD

Remember that DC=EU, Secret=NA
So it's actually NA that got BTFO

As a fucking reminder, Secret have EG's previous coach in Bulba AND Aui which is a previous player, AND 1437 which has been Secret's coach for a year

THREE FUCKING COACHES AND YOU CANT WIN

>>150695982
EE LUL

>>150695794

>people compared him to ppd

lol

>>150695942
>Fnatic
>MVP Phoenix
>TNC is SEA's last hope

;_;

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>HUSKAR GETS THROUGH
>STILL GET ABSOLUTELY DUMPSTERED
HOW
HOW CAN THERE STILL BE SECRETSHITTERS
LITERALLY, UNDENIABLY THE LOWEST LIFEFORM IN THE DOTA UNIVERSE
AT LEAST MOMMYMILK AND SHEEVERFAGS AND KPOPSHITTERS ARE OBSESSING OVER TITS AND VAGINA
BUT SECRET FANS LITERALLY HAVE 0 MERIT TO THEIR IDOLS

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I feel bad for PLD guys. He just has to sit back and watch his drafter and carries shit the bed simultaneously.

>>150695857
It's their huskar.

They just jump in with pa and then an actual good hero like oracle does the work and makes her look good.

>>150695865
That's it
I'm now a #cuck4secret

>LGD, Navi, MVP, Liquid are direct invites

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>picked Liquid to win the whole thing
>I thought it would finally be their time
>they're doing shit in the group stages

Kill me anons.

>>150696116
wings are LITERALLY playing russian dota they are 100% european you dumb fat burger

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Played like a fiddle.

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>>150696150
good job, u triggered me senpai

>>150696152
refer to this my buttmad yurofag friend >>150695781

>>150695794
>>150696057

this 2bh

puppan's drafts have been absolute dogshit, he should honestly just copy w/e ehome do, because they play super standard and are still winning

give arteezy naga like ehome does iceiceice so that he can actually carry games with his mechanical ability, jesus

>>150696180
>implying MVP won't sweep all their Games and take the Finals from EG

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>he doubted EG, our canonical guys

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>>150695942

Pretty happy to see EHome doing so well t.b.h lads

>>150695942
Imagine if CIS wasn't terrible and got a good team instead of Escape. Imagine if Empire had a chance to redeem themselves.

>>150696180
MVP can do work in lower bracket though. First round is Bo1s, and I think they could win that BO1.

>>150696187
because they were forced to take it or DC gets huskar with Oracle and Elder titan support

>kick j33had and misery just before the deadline to play with ur circlejerk buddies
>get completely analstomped by them

>OK RTZ, YOU CAN FINALLY PLAY HUSKAR YAYYY.
>BUT HERE IS THE CATCH THOUGH
>YOU WILL BE GETTING ZERO BACKUP!

Why are Puppey's drafts so shitty today? Why does he keeps on picking Kunkka for himself when he clearly can't play him?

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>>150695992
he could stay with Secret 3.0 and be a tier 1 team but no
>>150696057
history fucking repeats itself my senpai. DAC > TI 5 and now TI 6
>>150696178
truly mastermind

>Team of Canadians and an American
>"S-Secret is EU, haha btfo"
What did Amerikeks mean by this?

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>>150696110
>seadick
What ever happened to those losers?

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>>150695806
Played like a goddamn fiddle

>>150696303
Shouldn't you be moderating PPD's subreddit right now?

>give secret RTZ and Bulba
>gain Zai and Universe

Did ppd just outplay Puppey?

>>150696337
m-muh organisation

>>150696303
>tfw chinks and gooks will team up to take out the villains of dota
based desu 10/10 storyline

I don't know why but I just want to go to the main day so I can watch navi be eliminated

it will be fucking glorious

>>150696336

Link is broken.

>>150696389
bulba and universe is same tier
zai > rtz so yeah

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>USA winning TI6
>USA winning olympics
>EU falling apart (thank you based brexit)
>constnatly muslim refugee attacks in EUland

How can it possibly get any worse for the union of yuropeon cuckolds?

>>150696337
Yurocucks on fulllll fucking damage control tonight

>>150696484
its intentional, there's nothing to learn

>>150696283
>>150696057
>>150695794
Envy is drafting, but yes Puppey is captain meaning he usually has last word.

I don't understand how, same with the last iteration of EG and Secret, they couldn't make good players work. If they copied a winning draft from any other team, they would fuck it up. RTZ and Envy shouldn't play and swap lane.

One game Envy is on Drow, then RTZ, then Envy again. I think both of them have played Huskar aswell, and both can play the same heroes in both lanes. Honestly they should go Viper or Razor and hope for the best

>>150696043
how tall is that guy? or is sunsfan a midget

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>>150696463
yeah kind of sucks that none of this really matters. Remember who barely made it out of groups at TI4? The team that won the whole thing.

>>150696389
you cannot deny that ppd, no matter how tilted and autistic he can get, has and always will outsmart Puppey or team captain for that matter

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>secret haven't won a game today

Not like this...

/sp/ MOST SUCCESSFUL DOUBLE AGENTS OF ALL TIME POWER RANKINGS

1. Saahil Arora
2. Whittaker Chambers
3. Robert Hansen

this break time music makes me want to cry

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DO NOT PLAY ON US SERVERS RIGHT NOW, I REPEAT DO NOT PLAY ON US SERVERS RIGHT NOW

QoP stole my lane and died like 5 times trying to solo kill a morphling

SF is just really really bad, doesn't seem to speak any english, and probably muted everyone as soon as the game started

Why does valve hate me so?

And ya I died a bunch, stopped caring after a short while and just wanted my blademail

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>euros shit on NA scene for being awful
>the one good NA team completely dumpsters the rest of the world consistently
hey let me know how this whole "invite all of africa to join our welfare system" things works out

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>>150696263
>think I posted quality bait
>only get one you

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>burgers celebrating when EG is literally a honeymoon team in the group stages

you know they're just going to get fucked in the playoffs when the other teams have had 3 days to go through a few replays, right?

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>>150696515
>bulba and universe is same tier

>>150696515
>bulba and universe are on the same tier

That's some deep delusion

>>150696101
They all lost their citizenships to their homelands when they became traitors.

>>150696631
nice blog you got there, senpai. here's an upvote for your effort

>>150696631
>blogging during esports
>dying 13 times as a hero that has a spell where you literally can't die

>>150696628
Zai played the long game too
>leave third place TI4 EG
>go on Secret, win some lans and win some money
>go to school for a FULL YEAR, while still being a prized support and offlane that anyone would instantly take
>go back to EG once Universe makes his move

I want to suck a million dicks and play lots of dota

>>150696515
universe under ppd is a fucking beast dude
LULba tho
>>150696558
when both pos 1 and 2 playing the same style then it's hard to adapt to real environment. Also not helping when both players have high ego as fuck

Quick /d2g/
You have 15 seconds to list off the best team for each region

Go.

>>150696631
>playing and blogging during 4(four)[cuatro] ti games
jaj

>>150696534
The EU got 3 times as many olympic medals as burgerstan in 2012 (twice as many gold)

Don't get your hopes up, fatass.

>>150696631
Except I'll never get those players cause I'm not 3k, git gud

will europe be able to recover from this humiliation? I'm not sure if even winning both majors will make them relevant

>>150696636
>letting your dog practice cannibalism

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>>150696685
Remember, these are the same people who think that DC is a euro team, Secret is an NA team, and that EG is bad

>>150696515
>bulba
>universe
>in the same tier

kys famalam

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S W N L

>>150696631
>hurr durr everyone is bad, not me

says the faggot with 12 deaths
go fuck yourself, you are the problem

>>150696782
Wings
Wings
MVP
DC

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>Secret - NA bulls
>DC - EU bulls

What did americucks mean by this?

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Too easy.

>>150696653
This fucking damage control ahahahaahah

Like when teams figured out EG in ti4 and ti5?

Daily reminder no yurocuck team has finished top 3 at a TI in over two years

MUH MAJORS

>>150696631
>only people playing dota right now are retards who don't know ti is going on
>be surprised when paired with these retards

woah, I guess watching progames does make you slightly better

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Where did it all go wrong for Secret?

>mfw peruvian kids are on holidays and the sa server is so fucking infested

someone pm me when secret dc round 2 starts

>Secret doing the PPD draft

>>150696653
>EG is literally a honeymoon team in the group stages
>ever in the history of Dota 2
>ever

>>150696782
EG
OG
Wings
TNC

>>150696960
>muh honey potts!!!

>>150696968
When Eternal Envy joined them

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
SECRET IS GOING TO WIN TI6
JUST YOU FUCKING WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT

>>150696960
top 4 you mean. Vici got 4th ti5 and DK ti4

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I have a fucking golden Universe but I can't use it since offlaners get shit from fantasy points

What do?

>>150696515
This is secrets problem

>EE
Incapable of doing anything by himself and throws
>Bulba
idem
>PLD
Idem
>Puppey
Idem

The 4 go with the flow of the game if you are winning ok if you are losing forget about winning

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>Yuros falling for the Honeypot Majors

>>150696747
They have like 3 ways to stop a TP

>>150696807
I like playing dota much more than I like watching it

>>150696818
Isn't like ixmike well over 5k? whenever I pop onto a steam of his he gets team mates that are just as bad

also I need to just say fuck it and start like saying mid or feed so I can at least accomplish something in the game

>>150696881
How do 2 core heros die as much as a support hero?

Also I have more kills than them

>>150696963
I know, I read the post, I should have listened, I'm sorry /d2g/ you tried to warn me

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>Secret plays well in a major

"HAHA AMERIFATS BTFOOO"

>Secret plays like shit in the one annual tournament that truly matters

"SECRET ARE REALLY AN AMERICAN TEAM STFU BURGERS"

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any necro picks?

>>150697012
What is Secret at DAC

>>150696968
who is this cutey patootey

>>150696653
>finish first last year in their group
>finish first last year in the whole tournament

???

>>150697113
typical eurocucks

>>150697113
good strawman my "man" now kys

>>150696023
i'm entirely sure that if EG repeats d2g will probably become the 51st state of the US

DROW BANNED

SHITREKT IS FINNISH

>>150697143
A team that lost to EG fucking lmao

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>mfw last pick m33po is coming

>>150697136
There was one Necro ban

>huskar banned
no point watching this, we already know how it's going to go

>>150697184
I don't remember her name, but it's from Chuunibyou

>>150697112
>autistic enough to reply
just take the L bruh

Why does Winter have to cast with anneedroid?

>>150697113
Secret was majority European last they played well in a major, clappistani friend

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P-Peter?

C-Can I come back?

>>150697295
>burgeroos in charge of getting the point

more cheese strats

>>150697113
Literally no one here. Go back to McDonald's.

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>>150697112
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/92842599
>high skill games
>buying blademail on every hero
yeah, you are a 3k faggot

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>>150697113
majors are a honeypot, that's why EG lost all of them but are going to easily win TI6

PROVE ME WRONG

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>>150697352
"No"

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>>150697070
FUCK YOU NIGGA I ALREADY GAVE UP HOPE FUCK THIS SHITTY FUCKIGN AGEMMMM

>>150697369
Secret made it to 3rd place in that tournament though, so what exactly is your point you stupid yurocuck?

>>150696829
DC are doing fine though

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>there are people who don't know that RTZ is a 5th column planted by Peter to the team he thinks is the strongest to destroy them and set up easy wins for EG

>>150697187
EG is not going 4-0 tomorrow, OG is taking first place.

>>150697295
you fucking moron.

> Team with Bulba on it performs poorly

Stop the fucking presses

>>150697143
A team that has nothing to do with the argument. EG is notorious for winning from losers bracket. They sometimes do well in group stages but they never were the honeymoon team in groups. You have to be retarded or watching Dota 2 since the last few months to ever think otherwise.

>>150697352
what's funny is ppd will let him go back and cuck him every fucking LANs till he quit again and start winning again
You dont fucking joke with mastermind

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>>150696337
>EG isnt NA, they have shitskins
>who cares if he was born in Wisconsin and sumail's family is literally living here? POO IN THE LOO >NA DOTA
every time i read a eurocuck post its always muh ethnicity, muh not born there

>>150697393
Blademail after the buff is one of the best comeback mechanics currently in the game

>>150697458
>team with bulba AND envy
>good at anything

>>150697446
wooow lets clap for that very impressive third place tryly an achievement for the ages that will be remembered

Someone post the Webm
You know which one

>>150697464
Who are EG facing tomorrow

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>>150696813
>mfw Eu has to combine all their medals to beat US
Nice bro :^)

>>150697474
>Implying it's not EE being a black hole of skill and impact

>>150697458
>5th column
>planted
jajajaja

Puppey is the 5th column in Secret

>>150697525
LIBERAL
FALSE
FLAG
POST

FUCK OFF
YOU SHITSKINS WILL NEVER BE AMERICAN

>>150697464
how are they not going 4-0 have you seen the teams they are going to play

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Hi guys

Me and my team are participating in some small lan tournament here in the US and our entire strategy was based around abusing Wisp and Huskar.

It worked fine yesterday but today all the teams we play against have started to ban one or both heroes and we end up losing, something really badly.

Any advice is appreciated.

This is my profile picture since I don't know hot to setup an avatar on this site.

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>EG has 5 NEL players
>OG has 3 NEL players
>DC has 4 NEL players

>dogshit EU teams have zero NEL players and think their inflated MMR pubs make for good practice

LOL

>>150697410
Why did it become popular to color such strange and vibrant irises in anime, inconsistently with the rest of the images?

>>150697541
>Blademail
>Buff
>Carry hits for 400
>has 30 armor
>This is somehow
>Good
>Throw magic damage
>It returns 25% less
>Without even mentioning the other dude might have magic damage reduction buffs
>Good

>>150697446
Secret looked invincible, and yet they lost.

Because they were a shitty honeymoon team that got figured out.

EG is a shittier DAC Secret that's going to get figured out. They went 1-1 with both real teams they faced. (teams EG actually beat: na'vi, escape, TNC.. Fucking TI6 contenders right there huh)

>>150697598
alliance and lgd, which i think they could both 2-0

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>>150697393
>nearly 3000 games
>high skill

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>>150697525
>euros insist universe is a poo in loo and thus is nonnative
>continue to import shitskins wholesale across the mediterranean and give them citizenship
I dont understand the cognitive dissonance

>>150697560
So you literally had no point with that secret at DAC post? Jesus Christ yurocucks are in full fucking damage control tonight. Try not to cry when EG repeat

>>150697603
>burgers constantly comparing themselves to EU

>d-don't combine you guys

Americans really are retards

PUPPEY CHEN

0-2

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>>150697586

>>150697525
yeah ofc shitskins are american, america is like 55% white anyway lmao

>>150697393
Also the only people I can see that I built blademail on were pudge, pheonix, and spectre which are all pretty standard blademail heros

>>150697669
50% net damage return on a 1 HP hero is still 500 damage that can't be countered by BKB

>>150697647
bro, just quit the team. Seems like you're the cancer that prevents them from winning

>>150697501
> EG is notorious for winning from losers bracket

Lel, yeah maybe after dropping down from winner's bracket finals in a small time shit tournament.

How did their lower bracket matches go in the majors?

>>150697609
This is anti-american

REMINDER

IT IS CURRENTLY EARLY MORNING IN EUROPE

ANY YURO POSTERS RIGHT NOW ARE TRAITOR AMERIBROTHERS

ALSO
>THAT PUPPEY FIRST BLOOD

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>cant win with kunkka anymore
>resort to pick chen
holy fuck puppey lmao

>>150697704
>they went 1-1 against actual competition
>this means they're bad


Holllyyyy fuck yurocucks are absolutely grasping at any straws right now its fucking hilarious

>casters don't know that stomp goes on cooldown when you cancel it
holy FUCKING shit

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this seven is for mommy milk

>>150697851
>majors
>relevant

when will you yuroapes learn lmao

next you're going to be referring to slavladder and whatever is left of dreamhack

>>150696813
If the US could run 75 teams in every event I bet this wouldn't be the case.

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>first blood

>>150697638
LGD is not a guaranteed 2-0
Alliance is because EG matches up well

>>150697586

>>150697851
>talking about honeypot tourneys

?

>>150697835
1K* hp

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>>150697916

>>150697881
>he thinks EuroNEETS don't stay up all night watching TI with the volume low

>>150697881
delet this, we dont want the record corrected
im 100% true european and i really hate eg dont tell anyone otherwise ps secret is EU

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>>150697410
I'll fill your pot with honey

>>150697971
HE DID IT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

oh look, puppan the dogshit yuro who hasn't been relevant since 2011 fed first blood after drafting his team into a corner, again

>>150697971

so is this actually sheever or just some decent lookalike

>muh americucks
>muh yuropoors
>muh chinks

fucks sake since when /d2g/ redirects to /pol/ or /int/

>EG and DC are a combined 15-4
>Secret and Navi are 7-13

I WAS, BORN IN THE USA, I WAS, BORN IN THE USA

>>150697971
sheever?

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>>150697874
No.
You're unamerican.
When Trump becomes president he'll fix this white cuck shit.

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>>150697704
>EG went 1-1 with teams like OG
>that means teams like OG are better than them and will beat them at the main event
could you please explain further?

>>150697916
literally slacks with long hair

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There's no hope for Secret anymore, is there?

I'm just killing myself by caring at this point aren't I

>>150697942
the only team that has less points than LGD is escape gaming

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>le majors are honeypots

PTSD kicking in?

>>150698008
> 8.5
Maybe in MA. But still probably no.

>>150697971
man...

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>>150697916
FUCK

>>150697851
I don't know, hard to say when the faggot Canuck destroyed their roster multiple times and the roster then was vastly different compared to when they were consistent.

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LIQUID!!!!!!

>>150697971
>that moment she chokes on his dick
HOT

Puppeys play and drafting has been so bad its not even funny. I'll never understand people thinking hes been any good at drafting since TI3.

>>150697971
DELETE THIS SHEEVER IS PURE

>>150697971
repost it senpai

>>150698008
>you will never have as much self-confidence as AnneDroid

feels bad

>>150698074
fuck off the US is not your sick white incest racismland, go back to france

>>150698074
>>/pol/

Trump's campaign is collapsing worse than Secret.

>>150698060
It's not even decent when she looks at the camera head-on.

>>150697971
woaw, ODPixel is hung

>>150698206
>self-confidence
it's called "delusion"

>>150698145
BROTHER

>>150697971
i missed it damn, can someone post it on adult gif or something

>the triggered yurocucks in this thread

I can just picture the mass suicide when EG repeats

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>>150697586

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>Secret are already throwing

... I need a hug.

>>150698065
daily reminder that the only time /d2g/ bitches about /int/posting is when the thin-skinned yuros are getting blown the fuck out at the only tournament that matters

again

for the third year in a row

>>150698335
just remind yourself that EE has shit taste in anime

>MVP Tinker

I din't even know they played that meme hero

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how do we fix

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>silver old-chicken and fenrir on my fantasy team for today

feelsgoodman

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I wonder what it must feel like to be a Secret fan right now

>>150698310
>He thinks EG stands a chance
Ready those fire extinguishers for your local McDonald's, burgers.

>>150698373
shit yeah i remember all those majors when euros got btfo and complained

oh wait

>>150698373
DUDE MUH MAJORS LMAO

>>150698426
We move Finland to the USA because it's a pretty cool place.

>>150698426
2nd black death.

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>>150698441
I don't feel anything anymore.

>chinks

LMAO THAT TOWER DIVE

VGR BTFO

>all qualifier teams are doing well

DIRECT INVITE

>>150698451
>"""""""""""majors""""""""""""

lmao

>>150698441
secret fans have gone to bed a long time ago

>>150698426
delete germany and sweden

that's it

>MVP
MVP
>MVP
MVP

THEY CANNOT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>150698449
>NA will never EVER win a TI

t. Yurocucks 2011-2014

>>150695569
very goood op
linked the past thread

>>150698541
direct invite should be removed, there's no point in it anymore

>almost kill tinker twice
>both die trying to kill tinker
that's gonna get anyone tilted

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>>150698541
except Secret lmao

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Where will he go? Where CAN he go?

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>>150698501
>ameridumb thinks there's only been 1 black death epidemic

That superior education kicking in

what game we watching lads

>>150698373
do you honestly think anyone who's actually assblasted at team secret would dare visit this general

I don't even know how Team Secret is in TI to begin with

the point is that the amount of /int/ and /pol/posting in this general grows daily

Are you sure ANY of these Dota player guys are American? They don't look like it. Every time I drive down there 90% of people I have to deal with are tanned people who speak a lot of Spanish and not a lot of English, and that's not what I'm seeing.

>>150698541
>ESC
>shipwreck
>alliance
hmmm

>>150698604
>remove direct invites
>qualifiers become a mini group stages

yes please

>>150698647
>Not watching Team Gook

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>>150696150
I know this is bait, but it never fails to trigger my autism.

This post is the only bait that gets me.


REEEE

lmao this jugg

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>>150698715
>EU

>>150698604
I really don't get why they still do it. I bet we would have seen more interesting matches if the teams invited had earned it and gone through the same process of classification as the others.

>tfw you said 11-15 kills by 10 minutes
>tfw we're already at 8 at 5 min

FUCK

>>150698634
I mean a second disease that kills a substantial proportion of the EU's population.

>>150698669
Its only going to grow even further in the upcoming days

There was also /int/ posting since TI 2 so thanks for revealing you're a new fag

>>150697835
>50% net damage return on a 1 HP hero is still 500 damage that can't be countered by BKB
>it returns literally no damage
>Hur durr the old one that was actually useful didnt go through bkb
>B-but axe couldn't return 40 damage righ click 10 min into the game before cause he had like 50 armor when call was up

>nono is good
when will this meme end?

>ME: You know I have not seen a fed tinker game ina while
>NONO: SAY NO MORE FAMPAI

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>>150698631
Retire from pro play.
Get a job.
Get married.
Forget that you were introduced to the game and anyone who associated with it.

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>>150698589
I hope they keep getting away with it sandpie, they deserve top 3 ez.

LMAO DUBU

>>150695336
he wasn't sure what to buy, he put an item in the quickbuy and just stocked up gold until necessary

if he died he would've immediately spent all his unreliable gold on whatever he put in his quickbuy

that's what i do anyway, sometimes i stock up ridiculous amounts of gold, particularly around the 40 min mark when i need both reliable gold in buyback plus a 6k gold item in unreliable gold

D-don't worry guys, it is just a honeypot lan! :D

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>mfw secret is actually doing okay right now

>>150698858
Not easy to do for RTZ, he is addicted to the easy money.

why did Secret pick literally no damage

again

>>150698826
He's going to have some family problems after this

>>150698869
What the FUCK is this image supposed to imply

>>150698930
ppd school of drafting

>>150698190
>>150698309
its a different one but gotchu fäm

>>150698938
>Drooling Pussy

STDs familia

Where's the MVP game? I only see it on the RU stream

>>150698426
remove poland

>>150698973
But that would imply he's going to win this game

>>150698921
No they're not. They are doing okay in this particular game, but Secret as a whole are doing fucking badly even if they win this one.

>DC

WHAT THE FUCK

saksa with the double feed, why the fuck would you go back in

you can actually see the time EE choke trying to kill DK, you know what I'm talking about

I'm honestly afraid for the European scene. They make up a substantial portion of the western DotA community, and if they're no-shows at TI again, then I fear for the life of the game. It's pretty obvious that their teams are all hype and no skill, and eventually viewers will figure this out and stop watching.