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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22824/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
League shitter who wants to join dota?: http://www.dotabuff.com/learn/lol
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>Bulba
leag
SECRET ARE DOING IT
Takbir! My Fnatic friends, peace be with you
secret
will
sometimes
lose
mosque in flames
hey
bulba in charge of literally anything
LIKE FUNNY VOICES DUDE
*PRESSES SOUNDBOARD*
>>150687835
d2g, the nonwhites contamination general
TEAM SECRET
BULBINO THO
EXCUSE ME?
LULBA?!
Secret was a mistake
t. Artour
name a worse team than secret
>bulba
What the actual fuck
LUL
BA
How do we fix him?
>>150687025
Heck yeah.
I thought EHome was doomed after appearing seemingly tilted in qualifiers.
Glad to see him on position 1 again instead of offlane.
>unironically losing 2-0 to fnashit
Are fnatic our guys?
>E-EG is bad!!
What did non-americans mean by this?
>This cast by Waga & KOTLGuy
I'm okay with KOTL, I guess, but, how the fuck does Waga still fucking get invited? He's terrible
Secret Will Never Win
>>150687919
They are doing it, they are losing 2-0 to Fucking Fnatic
>almost fuck up the x + jump
Bulba tho
>>150688012
Send him toKaipi
LMAO
Yurocucks literally in fucking flames today Jesus Christ
Somebody post the suicide hotline link, god knows they need it
GAME ALREADY OVER ON THE CLIENTSECRET LOSES
I'm surprised that no one here is criticizing Puppey. He just keeps dying and dying.
>>150688052
>yfw sumail suicide bombs the audience after winning TI6
NOT ONCE
BUT TWICE
>yurocucks are losing it against literal thirdworlders
LITERALLY
NO
WINS
WITHOUT
HUSKAR
what did envy do this game?
POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE SECRET HAS BEEN EXPOSED
LITERALLY CANNOT WIN WITHOUT HUSKAR
NAME ONE TEAM WORSE THAN SECRET
>secret
>that pinging
LOL
whatever. secret is an NA team
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAH
NA BTFO
2-0 LMAO
>mfw secret 0-4
>bulba
how do we fix na dota
>Arteezy can't even pull off Korean Doto moves
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
>0-4
Wew lad
My boy Arteezy lost 1v9 again ;_;
>>150688012
get rid of his ego
OUR BOYS SECRET ARE DOING IT
>Adam Erwann Shah "343" bin Akhtar Hussein is a professional Dota 2 player currently playing for Fnatic.
The light of Muhammad
It's over. Secret is finished.
>>150688012
I'd be willing to fix him with my dick, if you know what I mean
>the union of yuropeon cuckolds
OK revenge match now
Just shut up
>>150688203
drafted
>>150688218
fna-
oh
>Spam pinging for a solid minute after winning
Based. Secret is going to tilt out of control after this too.
Does anyone have the picture of Shadow RTZ?
>>150687919
THEY DID IT
THEY LOST TO THE TEAM WHO PREVIOUSLY HAD A 0-6 SCORE
>>150688165
secret is literally a NA team
What is he thinking?
disband incoming
>MidOnes pings
>>150688248
where are all the traps in toronto?
>ban Huskar
>win
Does secret even have a chance against EG?
How's EG doing right now?
Missed most of their matches so far.
>ultimate meme matchup
what did he mean by this
>tfw Bulba is you best performing player
Really no clue what Envy has been doing this tournament. All I see is him feeding and being out of position constantly
>>150688338
where is cyberfatt
what is he plotting
HOW
THE FUCK
DO YOU LOSE
0
-
2
AGAINST FNATIC
WHO HAS WON
Z E R O
OTHER GAMES IN GROUP STAGE
>>150688290
I recognize that art.
>>150688280
he looks like the kind of guy that gets really drunk and takes a shit in the sink
>>150688248
who is this cute boy?
will bulba be the scapegoat of rtz this year?
Reminder that Fnatic was 0-6 before that series
ZERO AND FUCKING SIX
>>150688290
they already are tilted, so fucking done. think im done watching them until main event
So this is the power of NA bulls
Damn....
>>150688423
thats my butt
>>150688338
Who the fuck sits like that at the computer, that can't be good for your posture
It's a sad time to be a fan of Secret
>EU choking yet again
this is the worst panel I've ever seen in my life
and it includes panels with nebula and lumi
Reminder that OG (Our Guys) will win (as usual)
>>150688338
>Bulba and that old man checking if RTZ is going to murder EE
>EU
CLEMENT
why is there a hole in that british man's chin
>>150688367
7-1, only loss to OG on a poor draft.
Fear and Universe are looking like the best carries in the world right now and Zai's Elder Titan is gamebreaking
>SWNL
uhhhh dotards?
>>150688367
EG is looking really solid. If you don't ban ET against them its pretty much an automatic win
>>150688454
post more cutie
>>150688494
LMAO THIS SHITTER
>wildcard team is top in group b
>3-5 is a top4 score in group b
>liquid in the garbage
>secret about to be brought behind the shed and shot
>EG on top of the world
Call me a burger again if it makes you feel better
>>150688482
here's hoping, but there are a lot of super scary teams here.
wings, EG, Ehome, all strong contenders.
>>150688425
>arteezy's arms
d-daddy...!
>>150688425
Yes
RTZ will go back and reform Sadboys EG
>>150688442
I miss c9 posting
>>150688338
ello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence
In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
‘Neath the halo of a streetlamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
No one dare
Disturb the sound of silence
“Fools” said I, “You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you”
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said “The words of the prophets
Are written on subway walls
And tenement halls
And whispered in the sounds of silence”
>NA at the top
Is d2g ever right?
>>150688413
>>150688458
I SAID SHUT UP
>>150688338
Why is Fear sitting in the Secret room?
>losing to a 0-6 team TWICE
>not winning a SINGLE (1) game without Huskar
AHAHAHAHA
NA Bulls........
Damn
EG > Secret
"A-arshitstain-kun was a mistaku!"- EE
>>150688367
there 8-2 and top of the group stages
ppd's drafting is back on point and zai has been playing like a god
2-0 BY FNATIC
>>150688543
8-2 you forgot the wings series
1st game of the tournament you know
>>150688425
He's the scapegoat for everyone. There were zero plans to have him on the team until Uni caved.
>Jorien van der Heijden
How the fuck do you even pronounce this
Apologize.
>>150688326
>only American on secret is a joke yet was their best player today
>>150688553
What about Navi?
>Oh wait they're getting their ass stomped too
>>150688685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-g-HiVEGU
EHOME gonna win TI
Iceiceice carry is fucking glorious.
>>150688685
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T0FPMgJH7N
What the fuck is that purple haired thing?
>>150688761
They showed some signs of life, at the very least
I just want Arteezy to be done with professional play so he streams again. Literally the only entertaining dotard your pathetic community has developed.
>start your own team because you're sick of corporate bullshit
>accomplish nothing of note
>completely reshuffle the roster several times
>sell out to a billionaire turk
>have to do a load of corporate bullshit again
>finally win a major
>fire the people responsible a day later because princess Jacky wants his clearly incompatible buttbuddy on the team
>come dead last the next major
>slowly fall apart
How fucking dumb do you think Puppey feels now
>>150688605
Have a hug
>>150688776
SHIT MY SIDES SON
>>150688776
AYYYY
>as long as you don't blow me up
What did he mean by this?
>Secret is going to the loser bracket
ITS NOT FAIR YOU GIRLS
>>150688553
Ur teams got 2 mudslimes and a sweedcuck on it
Not exactly brag worthy
>>150688602
>no dignity 1-9
LUL syndstack LUL
>this interview
fuck offffffffffffffffffff
>>150688814
thanks terminator
this poor translator has to explain the concept of "maymays"
>>150688875
>Secret vs Escape Gaming
How insane would it be if Synderen beat Secret?
>>150688675
They didn't have ET in the first wings game...
>Annee and Winter contained into casting newbee vs ehome
thank g-d
>>150688837
>Literally the only entertaining dotard your pathetic community has developed.
I'll never forget Barnyyy.
>this interview
jesus christ
>translator trying to explain memes to this guy
memes dont exist in china
no wonder theyre all autists
>interview with memes
FUCK OFF SLACKS CHINKS DON'T KNOW MEMES
>>150688837
>Arteezy
>entertaining stream
pick one
>a simple elbow tap and she gets bodied so hard
I bet slacks has a huuuuge dick
slacks looks like a giant
Didn't watch the Secret games but was it all EE's fault like I imagine it was?
MAYMAY?NANI
>this fucking interview
figures
Any fresh EE webms out of the oven?
the chinese government dictates the memes
>>150688946
what happened to barny senpai?
>>150688841
I honestly don't understand why people keep playing with Envy.
He's clearly neither talented not smart enough to play at the very top level, he has been showing it since he started playing.
He tries hard, plays a lot and grinds more than many but he'll never be more than that
Dota 2 will never be anywhere near where League is :)
POWER RANKINGS SO FAR
TIER S:
none
TIER A:
EHOME
EG
Wings
TIER B:
OG
DC
Newbee
TIER C:
TNC
Secret
TIER DOGSHIT:
Liquid
VGR
SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN INVITED:
NAVI
LGD
ESCAPE
FNATIC
>>150688776
kek
these chink dwarves
IT
IS
FUCKING
LITERALLY
THE
INTERNATIONAL
5
ALL
OVER
AGAIN
YUROS FELL FOR THE HONEYPOT
EG IS FUCKING DEMOLISHING THE COMPETITION
I miss soe
She knew how to make content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtuP9QHgqZ8
BTFO
>>150689061
And where is that, exactly?
>bring it in
>sank you
kek
>>150689013
>>150688583
I'd be shocked if Peter fell for that meme again
>snorlax
based chink
>>150689061
I wouldn't want doturd to be a dying gookclicker ;^)
>>150689024
2nd game vs EHOME is squarely on his shoulders.
He lost a favorable matchup mid, and then repeatedly got picked off.
>>150689046
His dad beat him up so he can't stream anymore or something. He's still shitposting on twitter all the time though.
ah
knee
may
?
haha
>>150689076
Move TNC up to Tier S and you got a pretty good list.
The weak should fear the strong
SOMEONE GET SLACKS SOME HAIR PLUGS
>Memes confirmed to be the only American industry not outsourced to China
Post that webm
You know the one
Sheever thinks Snorlax isnt powerful
she should really neck herself
hello darkness my old friend
gone are the days
>>150688425
They are just all very tilty players. EE is the king of tilt and RTZ isn't far behind. Not even Puppey can fix this team.
If you want to feel bad for anyone, feel bad for PLD. The dude is a great player and his team is falling apart.
Bulba doesn't matter so
>>150688583
I miss mason ;_;
STREAM TWO BOYS
SECRET
ON
TILT
>>150689164
when will they learn
>>150689076
>wings
>tier A
>>150689046
saw him last time in eosin's stream a couple months back, asked him stream whenhe didnt reply
>>150689076
What about Som[a]li[a]
>>150689185
>>150689076
>secret tier c
Literally how? They legit have won 0 games without huskar. Probably the most exposed team in TI right now
>>150689136
Thats a (really)big guy
>>150689076
>chinks are good because they beat retarded yurocucks who fell for honeypots
love
this
meme
senpai
>>150687940
YOU CAN'T SPELL FUTA WITHOUT TA!!!
>>150689076
Escape and Fnatic were not invited you retard. They worked their way up to qualifiers.
Dumb Ranking poster.
>>150689185
>>150689185
>>150689134
dumpster
name that one doter caster/player that isn't balding
>Secret vs DC
If Secret 2-0 this then I officially have no idea what is happening at this TI anymore. Literally a fucking Free-for-All bloodbath
>>150688776
hehehe famalad
>>150689120
it's just the groupstage you fucking retard it doesn't mean shit
>>150688825
Na'vi has been changing their draft totally from what worked for them at Starladder and it's hurting them. I know tourny meta's develop or whatever but this patch seems to allow a lot of drafting freedom so it's not like they can't try it.
everyone mutes this horrible shit in between games right
I wonder what her pussy hair looks like
>>150689334
you see kids, this is what happens when you play too much dota
>>150689185
>>150689076
>not putting TNC (Chink Slayers) to Tier S
Shit list
>>150689412
Who
>>150689136
BTW, Kristian Nairn is 7 feet tall
this wouldn't happen is he was still alive
>>150689387
>Every team that did well in groups last year ended up placing well in the finals
It really makes you think
>mfw NA teams on top 4 of their groups
>Reminder that EU wanted more slots for TI
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>150689336
>no kgf
>>150689120
china wont let this TI get away from them
xiao8 will drop all the secret strats to deal with europe/eg to his fellow chinks
>>150689410
this is the first time I actually turned on the stream, hoping they'd be talking about the DC secret rivalry in anticipation of the match. A little bit of storyline telling for newfriends isn't bad, valve.
back to waiting for the lobby to open up in game.
>yuros cucked out of being relevant because they fell for honeypots
>yuros even chronologically cucked out of being able to watch games due to the massive timezone difference
what are yuropeons doing
with their lives
>>150689470
is this legal
>>150689185
Does anyone else want to be the meat in an Arteezy and Puppey sandwich?
>>150689412
I imagined an obese neckbeard sitting in the talk show asking her that.
Thanks for the cringe.
>>150689489
didnt secret go like 14-0 and then be 8th?
>>150689470
Hmmm, very interesting.
>>150689387
>i-i-its just the group stage!!!
Kek this yurocuck damage control. Remember when EG finished top of the group and won TI? I do
Does anyone actually listen to these people between games? Even in League I can't stand it. It's so awful and cringey. It's like people are trying to tell you why a meal was good when all you care about is that it was good.
>>150689541
Not in Canada or the UK!
>>150689470
WTF I love lolis now
>>150689535
>Zizek will never cast Dota
>>150689336
>kpop is a music genre not softcore porn
/mu/ 2016
>>150689585
outlier
What is the Secret guys?
>>150689541
not if you're a faggot
>>150689470
im at work dude
>>150689543
I wish I could get that excited over dota.
I don't like esports
>>150689619
maybe you actually care about why it was good
not that fucking sheever and shane will be able to tell you tho
Does anyone know what cases they're using for those machines at the event?
>>150689669
secret shill please go
>>150689671
They can't win without Huskar
>>150689470
dude my sister just walked in and now she wants to kill herself wtf i hate dota now
>>150689585
No but they were second in their group, behind LGD, and got 7/8th.
EG, first in groupB, 1st place
CDEC, second in group B, 2nd place
LGD, first in group A, 3rd place
>>150689264
>>150689334
>>150689336
>>150689432
>>150689470
>>150689543
not these ones the OTHER webm
>>150689671
ban huskar and collect points
>>150689585
Secret went 11-3 and were legit the only surprise out of the other top teams in the group stage in their result
>>150689478
oh so slacks is still a big guy
>>150689264
I really really like that webm.
>>150689535
>cucked out of being able to watch games
nigger the games begin perfectly at like 1800 for me and extend just right for me to watch the last game before going to bed
I can't imagine getting up at like 10 AM to watch dota lmao
>>150689535
>>150689664
how did le bearded hobo of communism even turn into a meme
why do people engage in zizekposting
>>150689619
Na, I just listen to music and shitpost.
>>150689543
>excitement is autism
keep running this word into the ground and it'll have absolutely no meaning left
>>150689767
>>150689767
ohhhh ok
I gotcha
>>150689767
>>150689754
>>150689585
>>150689489
>>150689387
>>150689610
non-Americans on suicide watch
>>150689353
at first i thought OG vs EG was the major deciding group stage game that would set the tone for the main event
then secret vs MVP happened, OG vs Wings happened, MVP vs Liquid happened, and that entire last series of 4 happened
honestly either the lower tier teams are stepping it up HARD, or the high tier teams are dropping the ball
>>150689767
So who's going to replace Bulba in two weeks?
>>150689808
happened ages ago dude
>>150689664
>The name of thish trashcan ish Team Shecret
>>150689185
>>150689686
>Being on an imageboard while at work
>>150689745
?
go look at last years groupstage and the placings
nearly everyone who dominated their groups placed high (exceptions being vg and some other team that were in the hard group) and everyone who performed like shit was in the bottom half
nothing to do with secret
>>150689767
>>150689767
ahh
got you
>>150689924
whatever you say artour
>Secret is losing
>EU says they are NA Cucks
>NA says they are Yuropoors
Who the fuck is rooting for secret here? Weebs?
>>150689853
TI6 edition coming soon
>>150689470
sauce
>>150689387
I'm so gay and this manga turns me on every fucking time.
God I need a man.
>>150689061
Good
Who would want to be in the dumpster
>>150689767
uhhhhh
There's no way secret are taking this right?
Unfortunately to see how they cannot handle tilting professionally. Considering it is their job and they get professional training for this entirely it should be expected that they handle this kind of issue better.
I'd love to watch it but I really gotta go to sleep now.
>>150689806
>why are people posting good memes from good boards
you are pretty mentally slow
do you perhaps, subvocalize?
>>150689853
They honestly have no clue how to celebrate. TI3 Alliance, TI4 Newbee, and even TI2 IG. Mostly because of Chuan though
>>150689918
>TFW my dad is just like that
I feel a little bad for arteezy losing now ;-;
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4w8fdm/team_secret_please_read_this_i_know_how_you_can/
wtf
>retard ameircans waste their lives studying a stupid language
>the 2nd most important thing in their lives apart from wanting to be japanese is vidya
>literally no japanese pro scene in any game ever
>Be smart, study chinese
>can actually understand the interview without translation
>Can laugh at what the pro player actually says instead of the brushed up translation from the interpreter
>china literally have first tier teams in every esport sans csgo
For that interview about the memes, she asked 'whats you're favourite me-me', but Mei Mei in Chinese means Little sister, or girl, but the question should have been framed WHO is you're favourite girl, so he was confused, and asked 'What are you talking about? I don't understand your meaning' and she explains the fat guy with the autistic voice was referring to netizen culture, to which he responded, well our teams are discussing the problem with visa's and certain players couldn't come.
>tfw you retards get the altered brushed up translation
>you will never know what the interviewee actually said
>you will literally be leddit mode when theirs a misunderstanding in translation with back-and-forth
>"Was their an issue with the translation'?
Yeah, it's because you're using slang like "super hypes' and 'mey-mey' that don't translate into a 5000 year old language.
>you retards actually learnt japanese
l0l
Damn, I wish EG wins this so I can finally quit watching Dota.
I'm done playing it for months now. Only need to drop the esport part
>>150689980Canadians[/spoilers]
>>150689949
tfw nico 2ndberg is going to lose another WDC
>>150689863
I'm guessing a lot of the favorites just came in unprepared for certain teams, idk man my predictions are not looking so good.
>>150689185
>>150690062
Alliance wasn't THAT bad. Bulldog was hype.
>j33had vs secret
oh boy there we go
>he wears white socks
>>150689918
>no shirt
Did RTZ get banned for this?
>>150690079
>no one recognizes the pasta
>mfw pupper wants gooks and americuck to believe they can't win without huskar so that they do t ban timber riki sven
>>150690079
XD rofl lol
Fuck off it's pasta
>>150690090
uh the correct term is "NEET language" lad
>>150690076
nah don't, he's doing fine
>>150689767
>>150690125
>tfw she's married and with a kid now
>>150690021
game?
>>150690128
I know, that is what I meant. Alliance, Newbee and even IG got the celebration right. Loda and Bulldog went apeshit, Chuan went off at TI2, and even Newbee with Xiao8 and Hao celebrated hard
>>150690125
explain this meme
t. non american
>>150690281
cops like to shoot dindus
>>150690281
Nigs chimped out and rioted in Baltimore some time ago
>>150690090
>learning chinese
Does anyone have the EE RTZ pasta?
>>150689767
>>150690281
Baltimore (city) had a bunch of niggers protest and basically shut down a part of the city because DINDU NUFFIN or some other reason.
Was great watching it live
>>150690281
look up what goes on in baltimore
its only a little funny
>>150690026
All RTZ and EE have to do is read one fucking book on basic sport/performance psychology that outlines basic tilt management and proper mindset concepts.
I guarantee you they don't have this widely available information in their heads.
t. pro poker player for the past 7 years
>panelists still on that gook dick
>>150690270
The fact that the chinks celebrated like they did was genuinely surprising. I always assumed they were all robots so it was nice to see.
>>150689886
>>150690350
will anything ever be as good as ti4 euhub?
>>150690090
this person is literally bragging that he spent his time studying chinese to understand what chinks in esports say
>>150690252
What is this dudes name? I legit can't remember. Loved that interview though
>>150690125
>>150690395
can you link me one of those senpai
RTZ needs to play garbage men heros
Give him Razor
Give him Naga
Give him TA
Give him SF
and put him in fucking MID
Let him dumpster and tilt every other mid until they destroy their own team from the inside
STOP PICKING FUCKING SHIT HEROS
>>150690350
poor pieliediepost more mario party
>>150690076
his dad is probably watching all his games and after every series he sees rtz heartbroken
>>150690368
>>150690357
>>150690330
>>150690326
ty
>>150690350
>tfw i burst out laughing
>but then the genuine sadness kicked in
THICC
>>150690420
No. TI6 Hub was fucking shit
TI5 hub was okay because of the mafia games, geoguesser, and charades and shit. TI4 was good because it was just friends kinda watching Dota and making jokes and at night we had Mario Party and Gang Beast
>Puppey in charge of not drafting stupid shit
IO Bristle!
>>150690489
ironic shit
>fnatic vs liquid casted by cap and blitz
yes!
>>150690350
I don't think anything will ever be able to top the comfyness of the ti4 euhub.
which stream is secret? Fucker why do they keep changing the streams and only show the schedule on the main stream. poor production value
>>150690525
Is that the booth girl?
>>150690473
STOP. And no he probably doesn't go that far. He'd probably just be like "well son did ya win your video games" when he comes back then have a nice meal and talk with him.
>>150690496
You miss when people involved in DOTA 2 were able to have fun too?
>>150690489
>playing during TI
Serves you well.
are their any famous dota people who have died?
We watching Secret vs DC this time - I wanna see EternalEnvy lose to the people he and his autism kicked for no reason.
>>150690350
bbut the physics
>>150690604
TI_2. Refresh the Twitch directory, and they usually change the stream titles to the current or next match
>>150690637
singsong
>>150690637
SingSing :[
>secret hasn't won a game without huskar
When did IceIceIce switch to carry? How has he been doing?
I wouldn't mind if my boy won this TI
>>150690525
More like Fatchan
>>150690617
looks like her, someone dox pls
also, this fucking captcha
>>150690489
Did he use a script or something?
>>150690582
B A S E D
REV
UP
THOSE
BLITZEN
MY
FELLOW
COPOSTERS
Can we just go to the EG/DC grand final already? This tourney's over, NA won.
>>150690637
hodor
>Secret DC coming up
>but MVP is playing Wisp Bristle
>>150690692
>>150690680
The only thing I get on 2 is the waving ribbons placeholder screen
>>150690704
It's too bad he's missing the Mirana meta.
>>150690637
Barnyyy
Jigglebilly
https://www.twitch
.tv/dota2ti_2
am i the only one watching this? DC vs secret
>>150690637
Icefraud.
SWNL
>>150690728
yeah something like that
he was probably using something to lasthit too, looked really weird
>Liquid vs Fnatic
I want both of these teams to lose.
>>150690780
That means the draft isn't ready, look at the title though. Secret vs DC
God damn i want to see RTZ play TA mid and slam dunk w33ha in the fucking dumpster so bad
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>>150690637
probably some chinese/sea pros
SingSing is the only relevant one that died, shitty random car accident.
>>150690681
EE getting fucked by the people that carried him to a major win is truly justice.
Shame RTZ and Bublo are the crossfirePuppey can go fuck himself too.also pie is cool
>>150689051
He's not a captain which is his problem. Just look at ppd. Universe plays like the best offlaner in the world on EG; Universe during his time on Secret, however, looked like he barely knew how to use a keyboard. The biggest reason for that is ppd asserts his authority and makes most if not all the calls, for better or worse. As interviews already showed, Secret has no definitive leader, just a "captain" who lets his players give way too many orders.
Puppey needs to stop trying to not hurt his player's feelings and lead with an iron fist. He might get Arteezy and others to hate him, but hey look at ppd again: nobody denies that he's a dick, but his strong leadership earns him respect by eve the people who hate his ass.
>>150689853
why are americans so soulless?
>>150690582
>cap
yeah no
>good casters on game im not watch
>bad casters on game im watch
?
What with people spamming !raffle in twitch chat!?
>>150690637
Sharky died if you'd call that famous
>Kotlmeme casting secret DC
aight im out
Reminder
DC: EU
Secret: NA
Are we watching the Korean deathmatch squad or DC v Secret?
Have all the EG haters killed themselves yet?
I WAS
RIGHT
YET
A
FUCKING
AGAIN
I
WAS
ALWAYS
FUCKING
RIGHT
I
_AM_
ALWAYS
FUCKING
RIGHT
>>150690796
Didn't Jigglebilly have a literal mental breakdown?
OKAY
So there's literally NO fucking way that Secret can actually lose against DC...
... right?
>>150690785
He wasn't good in the Mirana meta even last year when it was relevant.
SingSing stream was amazing in 2012 when he would solo queue and build MoM Armlet on literally everyone and do goofy shit. Then it was almost equally as good in the C9 Sing era with THE stack of Akroma, Bamboe, Sing, Bangfish and Arise.
SingSing duo queue with that one guy is dogshit, I would rather see him play solo and grind out wins to improve instead of doing 4k party MMR games.
>>150691001
DC vs Secret
>>150690489
>instantly silenced into inv, never even aimed the item before walking
well ain't that epic
>>150690864
>implying j33had will not analrape the entire shitrekt
>>150688837
rtz, barnyyy, and singsing are the only dota streams that have ever been worth watching. I wish there was some rando that was half as fun as any of them, but there's too much focus on ranked play to actaully have fun
>>150691001
personally i'm going for dc vs secret.
i need to know what team is european and which is american and the only way to know is to see who will lose.
>>150691031
>NA scene is a joke
>EG owning the entire event
>DC leading their group with 6 wins out of fucking nowhere
Apologize
where did this """""core""""" meme come from?
>>150690987
euros can keep their garbage memecret, no thanks
CHOTTO MATTE
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>>150691008
>honeymoon period
>no one has really seen them pla
Yeah this is Secret at DAC all over, but worse. They are going to get beat early in the playoffs by a team that had time to look into their drafts and playstyle.
>>150691094
DC is EU
shitrekt is NA
deal with it
>no Huskar ban
WORRY
>>150691094
NA and SEA will be the best regions
-melon
Apologize
>>150691096
people playing the game and talking about it
>non-American Dota
Um, how is PA meta now?
>no huskar ban
>DC don't ban or pick Huskar
>>150691031
what are you talking about DC is second in their group retard
>>150691023
He's obviously bipolar or something. His channel was top tier though.
>>150690905
they were thinking about how Aui was getting kicked
>>150691087
... R-RIGHT?
>>150690637
qwerty
>>150691001
>not watching all four games at once
Step the fuck up
Would you stop hating the annedroid (or whatever her nickname is) cast if you didn't know how she looks like? how about if she was actually cute.
>no Huskar ban
sunsfan wtf r u doin
>>150691181
MVP memepick
Also blink strike now works on magic immune like /d2g/ had been suggesting since 2014
>>150691094
5/10 players attending are europeans
"""""NA""""" scene
I want to see an EternalEnvy PA desu
>>150691212
secret are going to lose fampai
>mfw secret is the team with more american players
>>150691251
No, she has that generic ugly nerd girl voice
>>150691261
It's gonna happen, they're gonna beat them against huskar and then rtc will kill himself
what is this kunkka meme.
i know he's good but you lost 4 games in a row with him now, time to lay him off for the moment, no?
F SECRET LOSES 0-2 AGAIN IM KILLING MYSELF I SWEAR
ATTENTION EUROS
PLEASE STOP INFERRING SECRET IS AN NA TEAM
DUE TO MASS MUSLIM ATTACKS IN EUROPE THEY MUST UNDERGO A BACKGROUND CHECK FIRST
>the union of yuropeon cuckolds
>wake up
>Secret are going home
i seriously believe secret is just trying out random stuff
>secret picks kunkka
>loses the game
>>150691181
She's not?
Only MVP picks her.
>>150691251
I don't know how she looks and I don't care her voice is annoying as fuck. There's a reason there's no women casters anywhere unless they're forced incredibly hard and even then they're always kicked after 1-2 casts because of incredibly negative feedback.
>cuckka again
>DC didn't first 2 ban huskar
lmao guess secret finally gonna get a win in then
>>150691294
you think you'd want to see EE win a lane once this tournament
>>150691310
Y-you don't know that...
w-w-w-what if they win?!
>People are in this thread not watching OUR GUYS MVP
Secret is dead, let it go white man
>>150691251
I never listen to female casters in any game.
!raffle
this secret dc casting duo is not too shit and almost definitely human
>Literally the same picks from Secret every time
How can people be fans of this shit team? They are a cancer upon the metagame.
Is Newbee mentally crumbling or what?
Didn't expect VG.R/Ehome to be the best two chinese teams instead of Newbee/WIngs.
>DC vs Secret
>DC didnt ban Huskar
Don't worry Secret fangays, they will take this series
>>150691430
Secret is dead
I just want to watch it burn, despite being a big MVP fan
nobody on secret is good at hitting spells
>>150691353
Secret's problem is they first 2 pick supports constantly. I doubt the other team would pick Kunkka half the time
>>150691359
secret is an NA team but is not an american team
fuck canada
>>150691279
>Mad because white america has imperialised the lesser beings and elevated them to greater things
Wait your turn Achmed
>>150691430
I love MVP but sometimes you just gotta watch the trash fire
>>150691325
>>150691279
>implying moving to America to live your dreams isn't the most American thing a person can do
>yurocucks succeeding at The International
>>150691353
>>150691451
Puppey is notorious for being stubborn with his picks.
secret officially 4-5
IT'S TIME BOYS
>LE HUSKAR IS BACK
DUDE HUSKAR LMAO
>HUSKAR
ARE THEY GONNA WIN?
SECRET GOT HUSKAR
>/ ! \ ATTENTION / ! \
SECRET MIGHT WIN A GAME
>/ ! \ ATTENTION / ! \
MIDONE AND MATUMBAMAN LOVE PLAYING BLEACH VS ONE PIECE WITH EACH OTHER
BESTIES CONFIRMED
>forcing secret to take huskar
BEAT THEM WITH THE ONLY HERO THEY CAN WIN WITH
DEVILISH
E
V
I
L
I
S
H
DC literally throwing game
Will Secret get a win now that they picked huskar?
DC cmon now
>>150691518
DC is a foreign exchange student dunking your dota scene's head in the toilet and taking their lunch money, billybob.
>>150691462
>>150691410
>Not banning Huskar after it is clear it is Secret's only viable meme pick
Smells like Script to me, how much did volvo give DC to throw?
>>150691353
he has an 80% win rate.
it's only secret that can't win with him.
>>150691415
okay here's the thing.
their tied with liquid.
liquid are vs fnatic which mean they'll get a 2-0.
if they don't win, if they even draw?
bottom 4.
THEY FUCKING DID IT AGAIN
THEY PICKED IT
100% WINRATE WITH HUSKAR
>>150691603
Did that get ported to Dota 2 or just the WC3 version?
>>150691568
Funny thing is it's not a good pick for Secret. They just did it to keep DC from getting it
whwy would you unironically ban luna and ursa?
Hey dotards is that cat lady champion considered balanced? She seems kind of OP?
>he picked huskar
the absolute madman
>>150691670
isnt it a top 10 custom game
Secret got huskar senpai!
... is there still hope?
>he fell for the "watch secret vs DC" cased by gigaretards honeypot
>he isn't watching blitz & cap cast liquid vs fnatic
>>150691696
If it's picked or banned first every game it's usually OP
>DC building an anti-huskar lineup and then forcing Secret to pick it
Their plan this entire time isn't just to beat Secret, it's to shatter their hopes. How are they going to feel when the instant-win pick is a loss?
>Let Secret take Huskar
>Demoralize Secret by shitstomping them
I think DC just baited Secret into a third pick Huskar.
I don't think this is going to be a win for them.
>>150691603
it thought matumbaman hated that weeb shit
>>150691670
yeah it's in the arcade tab breh
>>150691736
Watching Liquid stomp some trash team won't be very fun
>>150691787
Is this legal?
>>150691736
>liquid vs fnatic
fuck tha-
>blitz & cap
i guess i can unmute that window
Puppey is a washed up fucking shitter.
Him and EE need to be gone from Secret to make it a viable lineup.
>>150691736
>Not Watching Tobi cast what will be a giant 60+ kill bloodbath
Step it up fampai
>envy getting mindgames'd into this draft
gg go next
>animeNEETs on gigasuicide watch
thank you based secret, a europeon team.
>>150691917
alright i take it back
what is tobi casting
>Misery going to expose Secret WITH Huskar
based as fuck
>huskar going in raw
artour gonna have to show off that 9k
>>150691851
is this the latest newmeme?
What is his master plan?
Past : Tokay Theme
Current : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwJj2EpC8vg
post strim backgrounds
ck shits on huskar
and theres a titan
gg
N E S S A J
E
S
S
A
J
Started playing timbersaw again, i am recking everything.
i am the reason we win
wtf did they do to him?
>>150691696
>>150691696
I remember a month or two ago when EG constantly first phased picked her, and she flopped.
It honestly depends more on supports
Full Caster Mirana can bomb hard, Sumail kept going Veil and shit.
WHO CALLS THE CHAOS KNIGHT
MEAT IN BATTLE
MEAT IN BATTLE
>>150691787
Silly animeposter, this is the game that defines the meta. This is about much more than how easily secret tilts.
>>150691964
CRASHING THIS ROSTER
If misery manages to win this his revenge will be complete
>wake up
>secret lost 0-2 to fnatic and ehome
A-atleast they'll beat DC right? Right? They have Huskar this time!
Man it's 6 am but I really want to see how this CK pans out.
>>150691953
The MVP game, Gook doto has replaced Slav doto as the top aggro meta
ARMAGETTING OUTTA HERE
>Huskar without Dazzle or Oracle
Dotards?
LIQUID!!!!!
>picking a retard proof hero for EE
thank god, why didnt they start doing this earlier
THE LEGION COMES
>>150691964
Breaking secret's minds.
>>150690174
>that early timber play
They will really lose if they're saving up every strat
>CK
YES
YES
YES
ROOTING FOR DC THIS GAME BROS
>>150689076
> Doubting liquid
They are saving strats cuckboy
... wtf this draft
Does Secret even have a plan?
>>150691917
>>150691953
>non-human gooks vs non-human chinks
>>150692078
shibbolethed a non-human gook
>>150692110
>that one guy who's watching Shitquid
ebin
>>150692062
Is she legal?
>>150692062
This is shockingly reminding of post Post Shanghai Secret with RTZ and Universe. The players individually are playing well, but holy fuck they just don't work and the drafts suck
>Huskar
>no Dazzle, Oracle or even Wisp
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>150692164
Pick Huskar and whatever isnt banned and hope
http://www.strawpoll.me/10918478
http://www.strawpoll.me/10918478
http://www.strawpoll.me/10918478
http://www.strawpoll.me/10918478
>>150692228
fnatic tilted them
>>150692190
It really is because their captain just can't compare to PPD
>>150692164
This definitely isn't legal
>>150692228
They got baited into that Huskar pick so bad
holy moly
>>150692062
Secret will win, just you wait and see!
>mfw chinese dota has become the best dota to watch
>>150692272
brain damaged animeNEET
>>150689619
Please, tell me theres a sauce for this
>MVP Picks badAlch and PA
>Win the Early game
Welp guess this game is over
>>150692272
sengoku basara is fucking god tier
>>150692174
I'm stuck forever being a liquid fan
>>150689076
>no alliance
>>150692356
You mean Korean Dota
>>150692374
MVP can't lose with wisp-Bristle
>>150692228
Misery playing Puppey like a fiddle
>>150691976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyj7dVUXAug
>they let huskar through
why
>>150692421
they are honorary chinks, they dont even have korean servers anymore after nexon pulled out
>>150692356
t. assblasted non-american, furious his favorite shit teams fell for honeypot
>>150690525
>>150690617
I LOVE BOOTH-CHAN
>>150692421
>Korean dota
More like MVP dota, it's just one team
>>150691363
holy shit is Switzerland not in the EU?
is that the first CK pick of the tournaement?
>>150692517
They didn't let it through, they baited Secret into picking it
DC is gonna mindbreak them
who's the current strongest endgame hero?
why does arteezy never play mid
>>150692421
>It is Finally the Rise of the Gooks into another e-spurt
1-2 more years and NA won't even get into TI
>>150692562
BIRD GANG
STRONGEST DOTA TEAM 2017
>>150690350
>tfw this will never happen again
>tfw this can never happen again
why even live
>>150692562
MVP has 2 teams but the other one has to play from Korea with infinity latency and lost in bo1 bullshit because of it
>>150692517
>let Huskar through
>pick Oracle third, threatening a fourth pick Huskar
>Secret pick Huskar
>pick Timber and CK
>win
its a bait mate
So far TNC has cost me so many fucking bets because of the shit they pulled with Wings and LGD. Then there was that really clownfest they had with EG during the first match where I genuinely thought they could have won.
Should I all in on Jimmy's ragtag group of monkeys for their OG fight? I honestly don't know anymore.
current best teams
>EG, DC, Ehome, OG
need some improvements to be champs
>Newbee, Liquid, VG.R, TNC
disappointment tier
>Secret, na'vi, LGD.
>>150692586
morph probably
very versatile
>>150692562
One teamfor now
>Watching Secret prep DC's FREE win
>tab over to my boys MVPP just for a giggle
>up 12 to 4 with PA and Naga
Goddamn, as sad as I am by Secret getting fucked, at least MVPP is still meming along
>All these EE+RTZ fanshits
>Not recognizing Hao+Mu as the ultimate pairing
>>150692614
yeah dude NA is totally the scene that's getting dumpstered at the moment lmao
>>150691976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs
>>150692712
OG is the draw master in Group A, so bet on TNC because at worst they draw and the bet does nothing
>>150692750
MVP is literally our guys
>>150692746
it's been one team for years
korean dota is not a thing
>>150692659
>MVP has 2 teams but the other one has to play from Korea (the country with the best internet in their region) against some SEA monkeys playing on literal toasters and still lost in bo1, lol
fix'd
>annedroid is 2k
>she is being paid money
M O O
>>150692876
I thought she was 8.5k
>>150692712
BELIEVE IN DEMON DOTO
how is the weather forecast /d2g/?
>the city of waga the shitcaster
>Secret already lost game 1
>attempt to reinstall Dota
>get this
nicehard drivedotards
>>150692554
>he only watches games of his favourite team play
t. 3k dunning-kruger shitstain
Sweet icy toad please fix this monstrosity.
>>150692819
it could be if MVP make top 3
but they're not gonna dominate shit like other esports, there just isn't enough talent in korea (yet?) it'll be like CIS dota, endless teams of no name no result koreans that want to play but not take it seriously
>>150692984
delete system32 to free up space :^^^)
>waga talking about how a level 7 timber can't stand up to a level 4 huskar
>moo murders him
>>150691991
increase the health regen per reactive charge
I honestly have no idea how to tell why half of these teams upset a better team then lose to a worse team.
This isn't like CS:GO or LoL where matches are fairly easy to call.
>>150692876
>be girl
>???
>be professional paid caster
>>150692876
>2k
lmao yea right
>highest mmr we see is 2048
>lowest mmr we see is 1425
shes somewhere in the middle obviously
she's 1k
literally
a
1k
shitter
why not just fucking iron talon jungle huskar lmao holy shit secret
what a disaster
>>150692876
She's there to relieve player stress.
Going into TI, I don't think anyone could have predicted Secret would have to crutch on Huskar this hard and that their hero pool is dogshit right now.
>>150692876
wait me get a nice pc, i'll pursue myself to become a shoutcaster.
My screen name would be "Blight"
this women are so cringe really, i wanna punch them in the face
weather status?
>>150693163
huskar is overpicked, he gets picked where his gimmick won't work at all and then he gets fucking dumpstered and lose the game instantly
>>150691058
draskyl stream used to be good
occasionally there's still some joy to be found there, but his chat is double-distilled circlejerk
>>150693172
Nice joke, OG is winning this one
Enjoy your group stage victories, they're all EG is going to get
>>150693190
it's p nice
>>150692876
what would your mmr be if you had two gallons of milk stuck to your chest when you played?
>Poopy
Puppey is tilting hard
If the Chinese scene can't win a TI this year then should they just quit? 0 majors and 0 TI on an even year?
>>150692810
I fucking love MVPP, I remember rooting for them to beat Zephyr way back when. They just live for blood, they don't give a single fuck. Does anyone know which qual the other MVP team played in.
>could have had 2 (two) gook teams
just imagine the fucking games
How can MVP pick both PA and Naga and still play super aggro?
>all deleted posts are by mods!!!1
helllllloooooooooo redditors
>>150693304
>women are constantly lactating
-d2g
based W33 stylin' on RTZ and Puppey
>secret on full tilt
>>150693083
CSGO is all pure skill, decision making only matters on some rounds. So the top teams are literally just that much better. Its not like new teams/players don't emerge, LG/SK crept up quick.
League is because the regions never play against each other outside of like 5 international tournaments a year. No one expects upsets. Hell, the biggest upset at Worlds was EU beating China last year but then EU got 3-0'd shit stomped by Korea.
No one played and prepared for TNC and EHOME, just like CDEC last year
>>150692712
It's probably going to be a draw honestly but if OG loses the first match then TNC might sweep it.
>>150693351
VG.R drafted ZERO disable
>>150693351
Gook magic
>>150693190
resolelt1on in charge of not throwing for his team
>DC can easily win this
>Resolution is just going to keep feeding so Secret remain in the game
>>150692984
time to pick up a wd black
>>150693365
annee is
>>150693351
PA is all about aggro what are you talking about?
>iceiceice and BDLanm tearing shit up
Ehome will win TI!
>be non-American
>waste my time learning Chinese
>brag to Americans about knowing the true translation of a chinese interview and how Americans will never ever understand
>literally in the SAME FUCKING POST give direct translation and nuances spoonfed
Europeons
We do the work so Americans dont have to!
>>150693246
yeah nah, I'm super fucking good on that shit. the only caster/"personality" streams worth dick are blitz's Storm smurf and Cap
>>150693263
I'd be happy if OG won, just because they would have won 2 majors and a TI in a single year which is pretty fucking insane. Miracle's one year of pro doto has a ridiculous run
>>150693456
>EHOME vs EG grand finals
Damn, I can feel the hype already
>>150693456
Wings and Ehome are the only two chink teams I would be ok with winning TI
>Dota
>150k viewers for biggest tournament
>Kek
>he is a linguistic cuckold forced to use his non-native tongue to communicate online with any community of note
lol @ non-anglos
>>150693392
But in LoL the last place Korean team in LCK is usually better than the NA/EU LCS champion.
I'm not sure that trading supports is a good thing for DC
>Trying to recall a single non-honeypot LAN won by arteezy
>Can't
>>150693598
>146xxx
hi newfag
When will people stop picking Meme Ranger? Literally the only two games with her that were in any way entertaining was Navi's teslaranger and the clusterfuck that was TNC/EG's first match.
>>150693598
half of the viewers are Russians
its night in Cyka town
>DC give secret huskar
>still beat them
DC trying to put secret on suicide tilt desu
>>150693635
>trading supports
it was secret huskar and dc oracle
please channel for secret, thanks : )
pray for me
>>150693692
Why does he always wear that stupid fucking hat recently? Is he balding like loda?
>rtz networth
>>150693714
that was the joke anon....
>>150693692
but only TI is a non-honeypot LAN
>rtz
>>150693760
he likes hats
>>150693598
not to mention all the major dota streamers had their viewerbase cut by 90% when twitch broke the viewbots two weeks ago
that and csgo lmao valve can't legitimately shill their games worth a god damn
>pick Huskar
>lose
Uh, Dotards?
>>150693608
Exactly. The worst Korean team still plays against the best teams in the world year round, while the best NA team still just plays against NA all year round. There is definitely a cap where you just stop learning new shit from the same old teams, but the LCS system literally cannot stop since they are invested in it so much.
>>150693790
>not saving strats for TI7 and it's bigger price
REMINDER
WHEN ARTEEZY CANT CARRY
Secret loses miserably
>>150693704
MUH FREE 100+ DAMAGE LATE GAME
>>150693725
No I like Secret but them losing to DC would be pure beautiful karma.
Iceiceice is so fucking good
is huskar really the honeypot hero
>>150693351
>spam daggers
>blink in to finish off the enemy
>>150690869
>>150690692
>>150690704
singsing uploaded a youtube video to his account literally 2 days ago, and his account was last active 5 hours ago. What the fuck are you retards talking about
>>150693878
feels so fucking good to be a daryl fanshit
>>150693608
>b-but in my baddota
?
>Arshitzy's farm
>>150693820
Its because when RTZ left, and Singsong stopped, the only non-Russian Dota 2 streamer is Waga, Draskyl and Merlini. Anyone else is not worth watching for bantz or skill.
The rest are Russians, which have a huge viewbot problem.
>>150693598
Games started 12 hours ago. 12 hours of Dota today, and 12/13 hours yesterday.
>>150693892
>he doesn't know
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THOSE JUGG BOUNCES?
LITERALLY THE BEST OUTCOME BASED ON RNG
>>150693892
anon im so sorry
>>150693878
i can't believe he was on a support role in this team
>get trashed without your specialty hero
>finally get that hero
>get trashed
Things that would feel worse than this:
-
Digital Cuckolds confirmed for upper bracket.
Secret once again confirmed for dumpster.
>>150693892
Memes you dumbfuck
Holy shit geT OUT
Alright draft Secret a winning lineup
DC ban Sniper and Techies first phase
>EE throws one game
>RTZ can't be showed up by his sensei, and throws this game
Pottery
>dont pick Huskar
>lose
>pick Huskar
>lose
dotards?
>>150694191
Alright guys I joke around but there is NO way this is legal
>farming boat
>>150694110
>>150694021
>>150693991
hurhurdurrr, this guy is dead but a 2s google debunks it, what an epic le timewasting meme xD!!!!!11 THe epitome of 4chan wit and humour is joking about people who have died~~11
seriously a better meme would talk about arteezy being emotionally dead after secret loses, but no, lets go with le tricker xDD
>>150693790
last major patch tournaments are non-honeypot as well
>Warlock literally picked
>people are watching memecret
>sumail averages 11.2 kills a game
holy fuck, I haven't been watching EG. Are they just crushing their games or what, what is happening
>secret getting reamed with their ebin hero
very nice lad
why does Secret pause every single game?
any 7k+ MMR eurostacks want to pick me up for ti7? i'm a 4k MMR mid/carry god on USW, so if you're tired of your shitstain euro core players choking at TI hit me up
thanks
>pause
>>150694245
>thinking we're watching because memecret
We're watching for NA pride m8
>>150694276
Puppan has to take care of RTZ's tiltboner
Tomorrow (today in EU) is Zai's birthday. Don't forget to wish him something on Twitter.
>>150694245
>watching the official mute stream
>>150692569
Switzerland is so rich they could probably buy the EU
in fact, the probably already did
p-pause the game m-maybe it will help...
>>150694270
remember when the euros made fun of EG losing honeypot lans?
well guess what
>>150694314
>DC
>NA
pick one and only one
>>150694245
>>Warlock literally picked
wooooooooooooooo buy aghs
wooooooooooooooo press r
wooooooooooooooo refresh
wooooooooooooooo press r again!
who /miss this fucker being on a decent team/ here
>>150693058
he said the opposite retard
>go to EG
>lose
>go to Secret
>lose
>return to EG
>lose
>return to Secret
>lose
what is he thinking rn?
there must be a reason why they managed to 2-0 right? Is it because one team was hungry and the other isn't? Or was it jet lag / food poisoning?
>>150694270
EG is winning back to back TIs.
It's TI5 all over again. The other teams are shit and fell for honeypots.
yurocucks and thirdies are on suicide watch if they haven't already necked themselves
>>150694276
I don't honestly think Arteezy or Envy are good computer users. They strike me as simple grannies who only know how to use their one thing (the word processor) and cannot be trusted not to get a million viruses if they open the internet explorer.
daily reminder that puppey's drafts have literally lost secret three games so far in the groups
their individual play hasn't even been bad, arteezy and pieliedie have been playing particularly well, but puppey's drafts have been straight awful
>made a post saying how Naga dominates every TI
>everybody laughed at me
Who's laughing now?
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a1/Naga_deny_14.mp3
>>150694396
>Sunsfan the Jew King isn't NA
Dotards?
it must feel so bad to be Arteezy right now
i know he has it in him to win but it just seems to slip through his fingers every time
>>150694245
CK in the Secret game.
There's also been a Meepo pick a few days ago, Puppey has a hardon for Kunkka
Will EVERY hero be picked this TI? Even OD?
>>150694443
>>150694443
"wtf i hate secret now"
>>150694396
Go ahead and look up what country Digital Chaos originated from, go ahead, I'll wait :^)
>Nono is bad
Love this meme
>>150694472
as expected of yuropeon anchors
>>150694245
>picked by chinks
Meh
What is left for you in life when this man baits and outdrafts you?
This is a power pause.
Watch and learn secret haters
>>150694396
No matter what, NA is in this game because DC and Secret are reversed cases. If the team location and organization is the thing that determines it for you, then DC are NA. If the players' birthplaces are the thing that matters to you, Secret are NA.
>>150694560
nobody cares where the organisation is based
by that logic fnatic is EU team
>>150694569
Nono is great!
>>150694517
he's the common denominator to all those failures
>>150694443
i just want to see him smile :(
watching Secret fall apart is so depressing
>Windows
Linux Mustard Race reporting in
>>150694614
Joining EG?
>>150694641
>tfw no galactic observation room hero
Gentlemen, how we save RTZ?
is this guy one of the worst pros to ever exist?
i mean there were Mitch and Twista for empire that one time but Lacoste has got to be fuckin down there
>>150694628
>implying Americans don't try to have it both ways using extensive doublethink
PEEDERRRRRRR
SAVE MEEEEEEE
>>150694569
Imagine if they had Yang playing offlane
>>150694569
he has a very good qop, alch and ta
apparently morph as well
>implying anyone gives a shit about "le ebin RanDomZ DXDD ebin lol so memeatic" picks in games between non-human chinks and/or non-human gooks
find a strong rope
>same xd
EE x Moo weeb conspiracy confirmed
>>150694457
>>150694386
dog bless
>>150694236
>4chan is full of actual retards
>memes are retarded
>trolling these days is pretending you're a windowlicking shitstain
why are you surprised
>>150694569
it must be so depressing to have your best player sidelined for your coach
>>150694793
Are these two legal?
>>150694630
Is a soccer team from Germany a Spanish team if its filled with Spanish players? Kill yourself cuck
>>150694760
he gave us this image, so I forgive him
>>150694883
I can't imagine them being drawn 18 years ago
Seriously though, not even memeing, how was Annedroid hired to cast dota games, and not just any small lan event, but the biggest tournament of the year?
>>150694245
Warlock was picked earlier today by MVP too
We are watching W33 and Misery getting revenge on Puppey and Envy
>>150694443
"maybe alliance will take me"
>>150694745
>Pick Buster Machine hero
>Groovin' Magic starts playing
>>150694786
you wrote ebin twice
>>150694760
PaintItBlack
Kuronity
>>150694750
Teach him the ways of Jimmy. If you travel the world long enough then he might just find his own tier-two team to work with.
>>150694921
is the french national team french when it's 100% african?
>memelini drops a for free reference
>d2g doesn't even react
>>150694957
How do you think women get jobs they're not qualified for in general?
>try to make a suprise gank after pause
>get deleted
lmfao
>Unpause
>feed
>>150694957
valve doesn't watch prodota, they just base invites on the amount of reddit threads
>>150690452
Return of the King
>>150694957
Unusually sized breasts.
>>150694443
>"if resolution could switch to NA, maybe I could switch to CIS"
it wouldn't last more than a week though
>>150695017
We're watching the cancercast that doesn't contain him.
>>150695005
Is the French national team based in France? If so then yes
Just like team USA is USA even though its filled with ex-pat germans
DC has proven that the NA scene is the best in the world.
>>150695017
everyone knows merlini is our guy
LD too, though /pol/ doesn't want to admit it
>Team 死cret
>>150690458
https://www.amazon.com/Mental-Game-Poker-Strategies-Confidence/dp/0615436137
This one is tailored for poker but the author is a golf coach and the concepts are applicable to all games.
>>150694883
The squid on meeku's head is confirmed for not legal. The other two semen demons are ancient tho.
>>150694957
not the biggest tournament of the year
the biggest tournament EVER in ANY game
>Sunsfan owns an upper bracket team
>>150694443
It's because he is shit and has a horrible attitude. Hope the little bitch goes bankrupt tomorrow
all according to keikaku
>its another wildcard meme TI
>>150695186
what does keikaku mean?
>>150694443
>rtz haters
fuck off already.
If you honestly think he's the reason Secret is losing, you should end your fucking life.
Artour should've joined EG and replaced Sumail. They would've been unstoppable.
D A R Y L
A
R
Y
L
>NONO
LMAO
ehome are literal gods
SWNL
Nono?
>>150695178
why are euros still so upset a pro player treats pubtrash like trash?
>NONO
YESYES
>>150694760
There's all those malay/peruvian retards who thought they could get away with matchfixing which are the bottom of the barrel, plus countless "pro" players
He made it to 2 TI, that's being successful honestly
so DC actually beat Secret?
>>150695224
dun forget he dump EG 2 times already
I was just in a match with an Alchemist that would save up to 6k gold and then buy an item all at once. He bought Boots of Travel and Guardian Greaves at the same time. He farmed pretty fast but just refused to spend it.
Can someone tell me what he was thinking? He didn't say a word the whole time.
>>150694621
what exactly am I waiting for to happen here?
>>150695331
In like 2 minutes, yes
>>150695273
I'm not a euro. I'm glad this faggot isn't on EG anymore. Pure fucking cancer
>>150695259
E X P O S E D
>>150695336
Saving money for buyback is literally the only thing I can think of
At least Secret 2.0 made it to the main stage before crumbling apart
holy shit mvp
>>150695017
what did he say
>the team formed to win TI in loser's bracket
>it's TI5 all over again
what team will arteezy join this time??
>>150695223
plan
t. translator
Mirana aghs is literally objectively better than Luna.
Why is this allowed?
Nono threw
this mvp split pushing is nuts
N E S S A J
E
S
S
A
J
secret just saving strat for lower bracket you fuicking idiots
always happy to see my boy ck gettin some wins
and whats up with these spanish captchas that apparently I never type correctly? are they trying to make me stop using the noscript version?
>>150695224
RTZ is a cancerous little shithead that already left EG twice
Sumail is what RTZ wishes he was
What a fucking terrible draft by Secret. Puppey sucks ass at kunkka and what is a Huskarr supposed to do with no healing support.
>>150695370
god yes, I need to watch that replay.
fuck puppey and fuck rtz
>Ignore kills Receive Megas
I love you MVP
>>150695331
It was a beating early game, now it's something depressing
Apologize
>>150695224
EG are nearly unstoppable right now. Apparently RTZ doesn't believe EG can win considering he left a winning lineup fucking twice.
Merlini is the worst poindexter theorycrafter ever.
Fuck this chink is fucking overrated.
>>150695569
>>150695569
newthread
E X P O S E D
>an entire day of yurokeks getting btfo
>>150694443
more like
>go to EG
>do well but not first place
>go to secret
>lose
>return to EG
>do well but not first place
>return to secret
>lose
do you think Moo's mom is proud of him after this game?
>>150688659
Th-they can still lose though r-right?
I literally don't care who wins--NA, europoor, stinky chinky--but I can't stand EG
100% winrate Huskar you say?
DC doesn't give a damn
>No gg from RTZ
>>150695431
This was like 15 minutes into the game and he probably only needed 1k at the most.
>HUSKAR COMFORT PICK
>LOSE
RIP IN PIECES SECRET
>>150695142
or 屎cret
>PICK HUSKAR
>LOSE
PUPPEY PLS
>>150689136
how are Americans so fucking huge jesus
Dendi, where are you?
Kuro, Funn1k, I miss you guys
not xboct though
Can't even blame RTZ for that one.
What was he supposed to do with that Huskar that had zero backup?
>>150695974
What about Mikasa being mad?
secret losing 7 in a row LMAO
Will Secret be the first team to go an entire TI without a single win?
>>150694421
He usually buys vlads actually
>>150693112
>Why did I kick w33
>Why did I leave Na'vi
>>150696320
they already won and MUFC already did this
>>150689881
zai
>>150690903
Puppey going back to his iron fist coaching would whip secret into shape like it did the original Navi
>>150694453
one team is good and the other one is shit