Dota 2 General - /d2g/

first for cute feminine penises

First for sub 3k solidarity

2nd for James's video game brothel.

when is the schedule out so i can lock in my first fantasy team for the 3rd?

Friendly reminder that Medusa is best girl and no other girl comes close. Except Lina

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We predict how many attendees will die at the hands of Fluff at TI

DC (w33) loses - 3 dead 13 injured
EG (sumail) loses - 14 dead 27 injured
OG (miracle) loses - 32 dead 68 injured
EG , DC and OG loses - 98 dead 246 injured

Anime please die.Ty.

Reminder that you should only play ranked if you are 5k+

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>>150212063
>Using Nichijou on a team with a player who dropped it

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last post for anime

>sheever sold out in seconds
>nobody has even touched soe
???

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>capitalist did the voice over


do you think they have a ld jew meme one?

>>150211874
Fuck off I wasn't talking to you, you don't even have a dotabuff you dumb idiot

>>150212116
this years TI is going to be a blast

>>150212302
Baka!
post dotabuff senpachi :3333

>>150212248
nobody wants HIV or hepatitis

>>150212262
didn't based james call him a fet jewish cunt once

>>150212248
>this is somehow surprising
???

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MIDDLE POST FOR CK

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@150212313
How long has this copy-pasta been posted? Evert thread, without fail. What is the motive? Who are you?

SO IS /D2G/ NOW ALSO /DIABOTICAL/ ??

WE HAVE OUR OWN SUB GENERAL?

>>150212358
Dotabuffless virgin, go die alone in your mom's basement

>>150212313
yeah i'm not reading that

4 decides what i read

>>150212468
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO WE ARE

>>150212505
Hopefully they have waifus in that game so anime can migrate.

>>150212520
Stop being mean senpai!
Post dotabuff :33

bruno is already taken :(

>Kaipi
>not playing like shit
what happenend?

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>>150212313

i wonder if drow is a size queen too?

>>150212624
they don't

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who /draskyl/ here

>>150212690
Notice how there's now CWM

>>150212690
>not at TI

lmfao who the f*ck cares about those shitters?

>>150211604
sorry i queued already
probably done in 5-10 min if you're up

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Dire's ancient is now...SNOW FORTIFIED!

>>150212748
Right here senpai!
Draskyl and Winter comfiest casting.

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>>150212552
Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

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nth for everyone that wants qt to cuddle with and eat dinner with but cant make it

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dayum

bamboe shitposting in all chat
based

>>150212970
?

post favorite responsed right now doturds!
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a5/Bane_blink_03.mp3

>>150212950
when will they learn?

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>>150212840
Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask

>>150213029
It looks like he is wearing a pair of panties on his head.

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>>150212690

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>>150212950

SUNS OUT GUNS OUT

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50th for Pugna

is there any point in playing ranked if you are sub 2k?

>>150213174
stopping to be sub 2k?

anyone else /ooga/ here

>>150213259
>in the bracket where the highest mmr should pick first and it's not allowed to mid

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Hello my fellow anime fans!

>>150213174
Of course: the reason is to get better at the game.

I calibrated at 2.3k, and have worked my way up to 3.8k. I've gotten better at Dota during the climb. For me, MMR works.

>>150213174
That's a difficult question...can you post your dotabuff?

>>150212546
this
>>150212313

>>150213335
I mean you coul just kill yourself as well.
Not like i give a shit

>>150213347
POO

Post some old memes famalamdams

I need some nostalgia in here

>>150213347
LOO

>>150213583
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150213347
what do you think he smells like?

>>150213371
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/174324013

>>150213583
sent ;)

>>150213583
nobody here played dota before ti5

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>>150213106
L-lewd...
>>150213583
Hey guys, got any Sniper tips?

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"i will be watching you"
are they back together?

>>150213884
nah, just a cuck

VICTORY STRIM?

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post memes

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>>150213583

>>150213802
Has he finally lost it?
>>150213884
Virtue signaling cucks, I believe.

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>>150213583

>>150213884
maybe an open relationship
wouldn't be surpriseing since maelk is a huge cuck

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>>150214219
I miss old void lads..

Is EUW fucked?

I'm getting the same ping to it as I do USE.

>that berserk avatar
sing stream you fuck

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>and then this fucker fired me

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>>150214353
Don't we all, though?

>>150214048
>He'll never be on a good team

>>150214091
is that sheever

>>150213583
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>150214409
Do you guys think rich people like Gabe care about this kind of things?
I've always imagined that super rich people have their own world other than us , like we are roaches compared to them.

QUICK

Post THAT webm

you know wich one

Is that fucking cap doing the shouty voice over on James thing?

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One Picture to sum up Alliance at Ti6

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>>150214641

how much ban you get for posting nsfw here?

>>150214824
DIAMONDS

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>>150214548
No Sheever wouldn't hold such inappropriate things

>>150215069
50cl

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>>150214641

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>you can spend 2 hours with sheever for 400 USD

is it worth it, boys?

>>150215069
about tree fiddy

>>150215267
Evidently so since it sold out in minutes

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>>150215267
sold out already you cuck

>>150215267
2 l8 m8 she sold out already

they should have auctioned her off i bet she could have fetched 2k+ in total

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I am Anonymous, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to climbing in MMR?
'No' says the man in Lima, 'puto mid inútil no gank no ss report'
'Heт' says the man in Moscow, 'axaxaxax мeня pudka cepeдины ))))'
'No' says the man at Valve HQ, 'Region lock is toxic and anti-fun'
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Zetura, a hero that does not require a team to win, a hero that can fulfill all the roles for himself, A hero that can carry trashcans to victory! And with the sweat of your brow, Zetura can become your main as well.

Lets just hope one of the sheever backers was bulldog, that would be hilarious

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>>150213583
>300 peanuts for a date with SOE
that's actually a pretty good deal after the euro collapses next year

Please post soe

>>150215540
I hear say 50% Zet was nerfed garbage tier and 50% saying he's the newest hot meme, which is it and how to exploit it for the 9 months before Valve patches him?

>>150215763
Git
Gud

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>>150214641

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https://youtu.be/HbLNT3hZl1U

New Riki Tips!

>>150215957
what is even happening

why are they putting 4 random girls on the stage and then have one of them act slutty

fucking slavs man

wait, who is James new girlfriend that he mentions in his kickstarter and how come we cant buy her?

>>150216731
Thanks a lot, these tips are super good for Riki!

>>150215957
that girl on the left is pure marriage material.

>>150216798
holy fuck I would legit have burst out laughing and maybe even said some shit like

"are you for real?"

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Am I an oldfag now?

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The objectively best Windranger build is Phase, Maelstrom, Blink, MKB. After that get whatever you like, though Aghs is adviced as you won't have such a long downtime in fights. BKB is great, if you STILL need more damage you can go aghs daedalus, upgrading maelstrom is alright considering you attack 4 times a second, and other than that, anything can work.

>duhh but da mkb is onli a situetienel item uduurrr
Shut the FUCK up
>6.86
>Reduced attack damage bonus from 88 to 66
>Increased Mini-Bash damage from 100 to 160

Do this build, or you'll LOSE. Good DAY sir.

>>150217602
ahh the classic 0 damage outside of ult until minute 40 build

>>150216798
that's polina, newfriend

>tfw a bloodseeker spammer
help..

>fountain dive with slark
>get juked
>50 hp
>hop into trees and 5 seconds later full hp ready to do it again
I love slark, but how is this sort of shit allowed

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>>150217602
>mkb before aghs

It's SHIT
SHIIIIIT

>>150217893
>>150217806
This, delaying aghs this much makes you basically usless for 50+% of the time. You can't properly push towers after teamfights either.
You really need to buy it in place of maelstrom or after blink, otherwise you are just a burden on your team.

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>>150217394
>tfw my first match was a win as Lycan
WOLFBOYS

>>150217861
Enjoy it while it lasts. I bet he will get nerfed next patch.
>>150217893
I wonder if WindRanger could fit both her feet down the Greevling's throat :) Haha I bet it would feel funny.

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>tfw no lina inverse hero

>>150217394
lmao kid

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post music that makes you win games

please

>>150218172
>I wonder if WindRanger could fit both her feet down the Greevling's throat :) Haha I bet it would feel funny.
>It's a anon imagines himself being the courier and licking windrangers feet episode

>>150217893
>I need my ult on a 15 second cooldown for some reason
No you don't. The fuck? What's gaining like 50 physical damage to gaining the proc AND the bonus damage from MKB?

The only reason to get aghs is the cooldown, and that's not necessary until later on. And with blink + maelstrom, you'll not only farm fast, you'll farm heroes as well! Aghs gives you a cooldown reduction that isn't necessary until much later in the game.

Aghs is great with daedalus, but you'll be surprised how few teams actually get any magic resist to deal with your build, and often this build deals just as much as Aghs Daedalus would. Besides, if you want to you can switch out the MKB with an Aghs and get daedalus instead, but you gotta ask yourself, is 220% physical damage every 3rd attack better than 160 magical damage bonus every third attack?

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Post your favorite

Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void

heroes

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>>150218207
?
>pic related

>>150218313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCqXELTUB1s

>>150218389
>going half the game without buying a single stat/survivability item

git nuked son

>>150218453
I'm personally a big fan of Aggron Stonebreak, Raigor Stonehoof, and Darkterror.

>>150218313
stop picking mediocre heros who haven't been relevant for 5 patches

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>>150218313

https://youtu.be/l3K1UlEaVGw

how are these retards so horrible in lp i dont fucking get it

looking for 5k+ partner use/eu in 15 min

>>150218614
I guess I was just playing vs a lot of rightclickers and never got punished or my positioning. Aghs is definitely a possibility...

But just saying, this build MELTS people. 1.5k HP and 20 armor? No problem.

>>150218389
>I need my ult on a 15 second cooldown for some reason
yes you do for long team fights, pushing before or after team fights, roshing before or after a fight or push, and basically anytime you want to do damage faster than once every minute

>>150218313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p42uCWF7_Q

>>150217826
how do you stop the TP out?

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>>150218453

brood, QOP, slark

>>150218313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqfGU2k-AVQ

https://youtu.be/CoZJdil0_HI?list=LL1iExcMhVctLo6X6hWUnAag

https://youtu.be/lGFWd_0qesw?list=LL1iExcMhVctLo6X6hWUnAag

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>tfw abyssal is now bad item on wr

Im honestly surprised there hasn't been any autists buying out the secret tiers yet

>>150218313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaTcPBuqspE

>>150218313
>No one posts Mahavishnu Orchestra, or anything related to jazz fusion

You disgust me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ofh_S52Uks

what will happen when sumail leaves EG ?

>>150218679
post steam

>>150218389
>t. 3k
I'm not that guy but look, in real games doing damage to one guy every 60 seconds just doesn't cut it, one of WR's greatest strengths is her ability to push towers rapidly, for which you need her goddamn ultimate.
You will have to be able to fight more than one guy a teamfight. It just doesn't suffice to maybe kill one guy and then be useless for 40+ seconds.
I love mkb on WR but buying it before aghs is just stupid, we are talking about 30-40 minutes of you being literally unable to push a shit's worth and that simply doesn't work.

>>150218854
not that guy but i would imagine with the abysasal change you would just go basher right after you rush your vanguard

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>>150215540
I feel you bro

>>150215921
This is an accurate description of how to play zet

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whats the best way to become a better player if you completely disregard MMR.


just randoming the first pick every game?

>>150218874
its not advertised very well

yames shoulda had the personalities at least retweet it

>>150218736
If people could get away with building nothing but damage every game, they would. It's not like we build BKBs because they look neat.
With the emphasis on early grouping these days it just seems too dangerous to go for a build like that.

>>150218975
why would he? sumail isnt anywhere near good enough to just jump teams like that and me makes a ton of money on EG (salary). plus the just is a millionaire who likes the team and wont have to worry about money for a long time

>>150218854
You kill them with your dagon obviously

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>>150218975
i wonder

>>150219049
you can play all random

lower skilled players play there so its not a big deal if your learning

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>>150218453

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It is time my fellow chinks
R8
1/4

>>150219412
0/10 dont even bother posting the rest

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>>150219412
fuck posting the rest, too lazy

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>>150219412
2/4

>>150219049
>just randoming the first pick every game?

That makes you good the same way doing the Kobold Foreman challenge improves your last hitting

>>150219049
The best way to become a better player is to LEARN, and then PRACTICE to be a better player.

Watch replays, streams, youtube vids of the best dota players. Read and study guides to improve your gameplay. Then, practice the gameplay you have learned. Play solo maps, play solo drafts, play team drafts, play ranked... As long as you play.

This is how you get better.

>>150219014
>>150219082
I agree. I was just really far ahead last game. I went aghs right after MKB if that helps, but like you guys said, in 90% of the situations, Aghs first is gonna be better.

After that, it's just a choice between MKB and Daed, all depending on the enemy lineup and their items.

>>150219312
>sweden
no thanks

>+27

t-thanks valve

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>>150219634
3/4
>>150219483
Nigga ill fight you. Find my a better line-up

>>150219312
>getting VACd

>>150219763
whatever m8
queueing

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>>150219312
>vac'd shitskin living in sweden

>>150218313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3lvbeASeUo

>>150219883
>>150220030
>having some fun in 1.6 10 years ago xDDD
gotem boys

>>150220030
>>150219883
>he deleted it
everyone look and laugh at the poor euro
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Spectruslol

>>150220134
y r u doing this?

>play AR
>some dude gets garbage hero
>doesn't repick
>gets in game
>abandons
>find other game
>same exact shit happen
if you're not even gonna try to repick just don't even play AR senpai

>>150220134
no reason to keep it up
why dont u post ur 3k profile for everyone to see

>>150220134
check out his dotabuff, he is literally me mid into feeding embodied

if you get VAC ban'd you have no excuse even being 8 year old, you should terminate your existence

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>>150220302
Hey buddy, you can't make fun of 3k here this is /r/d2g

>>150220465
still waiting on your dotabuff shitter

You guys have any good OBS settings for making 60fps Dota 2 webms?

>>150220465
jugg is a smaller guy than windwaifu though

>>150220526
I just posted it dumbass open your squinty gook eyes for once

>>150220265
nevermind
three in a row now

>>150220574
he turns into a big guy when he removes the mask
but the mask remains small

>>150220601
are you the spic living in sweden who got VACd?

lmao i knew you were 3k, you have almost an entire page worth of loses in your recent games

>>150220767
but if i pull that off would he die?

>>150220767
but wouldn't that be extremely painful?

>>150220794
Yeah that's me genius, I replied to myself you turdmeister hope you're proud of your epic detective work you slovenly piece of crap

>>150220465
isn't it heavily implied that he's not wearing a mask

>>150220757
4 games in a row now

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>>150221006
Well this is what's underneath it
I think Jugg might be mentally ill actually

>>150220946
>being this mad
>playing for literally 5k hours and still being 3k
>all that damage control

top fucking kek, you are literally worse than fucking sheever

>>150220265
what the fuck is AR

>>150221006
then why does he have mask cosmetics

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ok guys

what if i bought hours time with jerax and matumba but instead use it to convince them to make AMA on d2g instead of playtime.

i think it could have disastrous meme potential

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>>150221124
>jugg is actually Heavy weapons guy

>>150221067
stop playing ar then ya tard
play single draft, the thinking mans ar

>>150221131
I am Sheever though, bow down and lick my gigantic toenails you fucking retarded mortal

>>150221124
Possible microcephaly?

>>150221124
yeah and i think he has a voice line somewhere where he says "what mask?"

>>150221006
hes just a 3d model from a video-game, who cares

>>150220574
He also has a hunch back and bright yellow skin. The implication that he's human is just silly. He's most likely of the same species that Shadow Shaman is.

>>150221251
>the thinking mans ar
you mean
>there are now 4 cores on your team, good luck supporting mate !

>>150221208
same reason faceless void has cosmetics that reshape his head

>Not even been up 12 hours
>already at 25%
Holy shit is our boy going to make it?

>>150221379
>implying this doesnt happen regardless of what gamemode youre playing

low 5k players are the new cancer
they're just as braindead as the old 4k players

>>150221574
doesn't in AR

>>150221375
>He's most likely of the same species that Shadow Shaman is.

This is a pretty strong theory except for the fact that jugg has 5 fingers and SS has 4

>>150221627
defiine "low" 5k

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Febby is cute!

Cute!

>>150221627
low 5ks are mostly boosted accs which sell super easy

and its easy money for boosters after you calibrate at 4.5k

>>150221832

>>150221131
i hope u realize i stopped posting 15 min ago and ur just replying to some baiter

>>150221832
anywhere from like 5k-5.4k, but 5k-5.2k players are the worst because they think they're gods because they just reached 5k

>do nothing all game
>lose
>proceed to flame teammates because you played flawlessly
really classic stuff
they're all core-only players too
it doesn't matter if there's a player on the team >1k MMR above them, they're still only playing mid and carry

>>150221820
pretty sure shadow shaman is half hill goblin though, so that would account for the fingers

>>150221920
>different writing style
gr7 b8 m9

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>>150221917
>paying money to get your ass kicked and humiliated by better players while your team screams at you
>do this so frequently there's a thriving market for these accounts
>don't even get to use your hats

I don't understand these people at all and why there are so many of them

>>150221920
>still damage controlling
just let it go

>pick slardar
>beg teams to pick physical damage cores
>win

>>150221920
You're implying that the original wasn't obviously baiting to begin with though
I can't believe there are people still buttmad and feeding (You)s but it is the weekend after all

>>150222198
>why people drink alcohol
>why people take drugs
>why people are paying for hookers

if you think real hard about it it all makes sense

its another meme push episode. Grand finals battlecup drow tb jakiro. how do you even deal with this?

>>150221237
Just do it, doturd

>>150222528
banning them maybe?

>>150222353
>obviously baiting
>posts his VAC banned sub 50% winrate account
>DON'T WORRY GUYS I WAS JUST SETTING UP A JOKE THE LOSSES ARENT REAL
xd delusional sweds are always the funniest

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remember when valve almost ruined enchantress, /d2g/?

>>150222486
It's nothing at all like that though, those are direct exchanges of money for pleasure

This is like paying money to pretend to be a famous singer then forced to go onstage in front of a crowd of fans and perform
Literally paying for fake prestige that evaporates the moment you try to use it and get drowned in shit

>>150222725
desu the new one looks better its just the angle and lighting doesn't do it justice

>>150222710
53% winrate but ok
still waiting on ur 3k dotabuffs

>>150222710
The only thing worse than being a 2.9K shitter is being a 2.9K shitter who is still this mad

>>150222739
its literally like that

>hookers
you pay for quick nut but thats literally it
for boosted acc you pay to have small confidence boost like "i can win those games its all those 2k shitters keeping me back now ill show em"

>alcohol
you pay to drink and forget about what boggles your mind and feel temporarily better and then feel like shit

in dota you get boosted account and feel good for a while because you can brag to people that you are 5k but after -25game you get the awfull feeling of letting down yourself again

and so on

>>150222725
Valve would have to pay Natalie Dormer for her face. It's actually law that you can't replicate actors faces in video games or movies without paying them.

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>>150222725
dark times

>>150222025
>>150221820
I definitely think that they're at least from the same region within their world, possibly with Shadow Shaman belonging to some sort of priest class that coexisted with Jug's tribe.

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>tfw 20-21 million is the winning prizepool bet

>caring about lore

please have sex

>>150222725
Have you seen her winrate? They succeeded

>>150223383
will you help me?

>>150223560
fine

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>>150223383
If we don't care about the lore, who will? Not Valve...

>>150223383
Dude, this game's lore is some of its most wasted potential. How are they going to put characters like Meepo, Zeus, and Sven in without giving them some regular love?

>>150223234
nah shadow shaman was an orphan or some shit who did parlor tricks for a living basically,he has no holy significance.

>>150222725
What? My Ench ingame still looks like the Old one.

Where did you get that new picture on the right?

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nevar forget

>>150223719
No, no, I was thinking he's an orphan because THOSE were his parents. They probably had powers like his, which they could have used to convince primitives that they were divine.

>>150222725
>>150223760
same what the fuck am i getting memed on

>>150223760
the "new" one was from like 2012, they changed it 3 times in a month

>>150223304
im 19-20m
>tfw waiting for my 10levels

>>150211896

how do I improve my drafting?

>>150225000
watch pro dota etc

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>tfw you lose battle cup to a team that gets carried by a single person that autistically spams one (1) hero

hope your happy nerd

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when did you realize that you dont enjoy the actual game anymore and only play for the MMR grind?

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I've been told by a 5k friend that, if played properly, Abaddon is literally GoodOmni.

Care to comment dotards?

>cannot queue for matchmaking at this time
alright when can i queue then?

>>150224837
tfw 24m and kissless virgin

>>150225478
It's true

Safe purge
Septer is a lifesaver
Can deny
Free skadi

>>150225583
create a private lobby
exit
you can now queue

>>150223986
>tfw she's still in 4/5 of my potato-tier pubs

some things truly never change

>>150225670
thanks man

>>150225670
valve fucking needs to fix this shit its literally been a bug for over a year at this point

>weaver goes midas linkens
>no other item at 35 minutes
>enemy has spirit breaker
what
a
build

>>150225000
Low~high level

>ban the mid meta heroes
>pick the hero who can 1shot anyone with only 1item for you retard carry
>sup doesnt matter they will feed or try to pick dagon as 1st item

very high
>bait them with a good mid hero 1st or 2ndpick
counter any hero they pick to counter your mid
>sup doesnt matter its probably riki titan or shadowfukindemon

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>>150223986
delete this

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nth for arteasy

>>150226095
>ywn see your gf in such pose early in the morning

why even
fucking

breathe

>>150225394
i dont actually play at all

Haven't played in half a year

How's Huskar and Necro this patch

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>>150226147
I think this one is more of a genderbent RTZ

whoa

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>>150226284
she will never crit you in bed

>>150226629
what are those stains

>>150226858
girl juice

>queue ranked
>get completely retarded teammates
>lose
>queue unranked
>get good players that use mic and know what they are doing
>win
I do not understand

anyone from uk/ maybe eu pinging well to russia but have 150+ on both eu servers?

>>150227196
it's always the other way around for me, when i queue unranked me and my team all suck pretty equally and lose, but when i queue ranked i basically steamroll usually more or less carrying solo.

Has anyone here made a dota 2 webm before? Got any tips to meet the 4mb file size cap for 4chan?

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>>150227614
Yeah just set the file size limit in webm for retards to the file size cap

our girl is streaming

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>Balanced midget of tree murder

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what the FUCK went wrong

I was the weaver

>>150227875
i've been watching him for an hour now

>>150227963
four gamelosing heros against two

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>>150227963
>Highlight Hero dmg when you could have pushed easily with that build and had a escape

But "ogga booga" right?

>>150221124
ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO TEEZE

>>150227963
>ember only one without a rapier
lmao

>>150228161
didnt mean to highlight it

and how the fuck can any hero "push easily" against a tinker and ember? I did what I could but how the fuck are you supposed to stop that?

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>tfw stop playing for two months
>come back and game is fun again

what if rearm worked on death?

what if rearm worked on roshan?

>>150228341
Gee I dunno maybe use your skills?

You know if Tinkers coming and Ember has remnants just escape from them and use the travel boots you should have.

Why do think XBOCT played him so much?

What if mana leak worked like rupture?

What if rearm worked on the middle east?

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>>150228708
>kills you when you reach 0 mana

what if rupture worked like mana leak

>>150225478
He's basically Omniknight with lane presence and has the strongest aghs upgrade in the game.

whats your go to hero/build when you jsut can't seem to win games anymore?

I like running radiance lifestealer.

>>150229416
4 mael lone druid

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>>150227752
Thanks, this is the first webm i made, showing the whole Windranger MKB vs Daedalus thing (a bit skewed results due to the first axe moving and when the attacks startet but whatever)

>>150229416
3 battlefuries ember

Does anyone here have that meme?
You know the one

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Which one of you autists did this?

>>150229586
well done!

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I just won the euro tier6 battlecup, what have you done with your Sunday?

>>150225478
A competent Abaddon can win the most unwinnable games on his own simply bc pubshitters don't know how to handle constant shield+coil spam in lane and especially during teamfights

When does the prizepool prediction end? I put that shti on the 20-21 mark and it's still 900k way from it.

Will I get my 10 free levels for a new inmortal treasure 3? Or will I get cucked out of it byt the 19m mark.

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>>150229670

>>150229715
I fapped to that one meepo cosplayer

>>150229791
pics?

>>150229715
I had a nostalgia fap and I cleaned my room

>>150229715
been playing yugioh mostly

>>150212063
>>150212232
>>150212703
>>150213347
>>150215008
>>150215267
>>150215590
>>150218207
>>150218638
>>150218856
>>150223640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ybC45e1D8M
Get.Out

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>>150229715
working instead of celebrating my birthday

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>>150229826
here m8

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Just dodged a guy called ''Can't win'' on a 9 losing streak.

Dodging is the way to climb.

>>150230025
nice thanks friends.

Non-dota player here

Why is pausing mid-game a thing? It seems easily abusable (pausing in the middle of an important fight to disorient the enemy, etc.)

>>150230005
Happy birthday anon!

what if undy's aghs gave him two tombstone charges ?

>>150230087
'cause this game has shit servers and the client crashes all the time

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>1 day away
>no hype whatsoever
>only 19 million

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How do I predict /d2g/?

>>150230087
Because nonwhite subhumans have shit computers/internet and often disconnect

>>150230087
Because not being able to pause if someone disconnects in the middle of something happening is far worse than "disorienting" the enemy team with a pause thats going to last for about 3 seconds?

>>150230304
Sirmemeslacks and Purgecuck should have you covered on Sirmemeslacks channel

>>150230285
>>1 day away
wait what

really?

>>150229586
>not chronosphering both of them and issuing an attack order while they're stunned so they both attack at the same time

nice failed test!

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>>150230304
DeMoN goes in all fields


#DeMoN DotA

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>>150230304
like this
fite me