Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Anybody got a link to the Discord?

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Hello my fellow anime friends.

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>>150263209

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>Omniknight
>Chaos Knight
>Dragon Knight

How do we fix the Knights of this game? They're either hilariously broken or hilariously useless.

>>150263226
how does Jenkins knows about ritsu's cock?

>>150264543
it became public knowledge when ritsu went after beesa's sister

remove peru form dota please gaben

>>150263845
They are all okay atm.

>>150264676
is she anorexic too

so the d2g stack beat bsj right

>>150264969
No, unfortunately.

>>150264969
lol

>>150264149

Sleep tight, pizza

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>only playable mode is RD
>30 minute ques

Hey /d2g/,
Give me a list of viable offlaners this patch

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>150265801
Iron talon.

If you're playing at lower brackets, try Timber, Huskar, Centaur.

Hey guys, I need some help.

I need someone to list an item (it can be any item at all) on the market for exactly $15.11 USD (price buyer pays). In exchange for this, I'm willing to give the user an Immortal item or Collector's Cache set of their choice.

>>150266181
http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/570/Auspicious%20Deep%20Warden%27s%20Prized%20Scimitar

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How come there's no African American hero?
I thought defense of the ancients two (2) is a multi-racial friendly game?

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>>150266969
Africa and America don't exist in dotaworld

>>150266969
>witch doctor

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How the fuck do i win as Magnus?

It feels like pubs have no idea how to captalize around his ultimate. Then soon after mid-game rolls and the ''supports'' decide to wander around the unwarded enemy jungle just to get caught over and over again. At that point things begin to fall apart and theres little i can do.

Is it just hard to carry retards as Magnus? Once everything begins to go to shit i end up tilting and then it gets even worse.

What are some good meme nicknames for dota?

>>150267154
watch arise demos since he's spamming the fuck out of the hero at a good mmr

>>150267263
benis

I'm down to 2.3k MMR.
I don't understand. I just keep dropping slowly. I'm not even that bad, I'm not great but I worked up to 3.5k from 2.5k. Why is this happening?

>>150267549
Player behavior score probably took a dive if it is 7k or lower then you're in for some rough times.

>>150265649
play china servers if your ping is tolerable to them
everybody plays RD instead of AP there

>team isnt picking anything
>lock in omni, figure i will babysit
>beast offlane
>bat mid
>ww pos5
>picks arc warden and proceeds to buy 3 clarities a mango and a TP to try and get first blood
>puts them in the middle of the river, enemy just walks around them

easiest -25 of my fucking life

masterful teamfights of stunning 1 of the 4 enemy carries for a good 10 seconds while the rest of their team just A-clicked the fountain and went afk

why are pub teamcomps so fucking garbage, most of the time it's just cores slugging it out, this is one of a handful where everybody wanted to play support or "lol ill have dust, clarity, bottle, and tp on arc warden so i can tp to a lane and give them free consumables instead of items 35m into the fucking game"

>>150267549
Yeah it could be behavior score. Don't ever say anything in a game, nothing.

is there any carry that wins the laning phase?

too often i will have to all but solo lane vs a dual and i get absolutely nothing and do nothing all game and we lose

how are you supposed to lane when your support is busy pulling when you are pushed to tower with no regen?

>>150267154
u dont im convinced
alternatively, bkb

>>150268357
sniper

>>150268095
Flaming and dying more often than your allies would like are guaranteed reports. But also unfortunately at lower MMR people don't understand how to split push and dodge fights so the carry or mid farming instead of joining every fight is viewed as bad.

>>150268357
Then your support isn't pulling correctly.


Slark has free regen, Wraith is self sustaining.

That said, I don't think wraith should be played above a pos 4 unless you're in a higher bracket, but that's just me. Hard to solo carry as him unless you have a good team.

>>150267154
pair up with other AOE heroes
Magnus is literally a solo mid Darkseer.

>Trying to write a new MM algorithm for Dota that could be publicly released and not cause spics to throw games trying to calibrate high
>Manage to get a good carry and support algorithm down
>Can't write a pos 3/4 algorithm that doesn't make it piss-easy to score off the charts from another position
What are some things only the offlane/roamer want to be doing? Something shared across every single one (aside from build Iron Talon).

>>150269008
Obvius things that comes to mind expierence per minute, kda, rune control, kills/assist after tp.

>>150269008
You know the Dota API tracks hero movement and hero performance stats right?

Technically you could just have it compare the performance of heroes who were predominantly in the area of the offlane, etc

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>non-whites posting in /d2g/

>>150269008
i don't get why calibration based on performance is necessary in the first place

just start at unranked mmr and have 10 calibration matches for +/- 25 MMR for wins/losses like how the system normally is.

if somebody ends up calibrating lower than their "true" mmr anyway, they'll rise quickly enough

>>150269326
Thanks famalam. I'll post results once I wrap everything up.
>>150269654
TF2 has everyone starting at the bottom and it's a complete disaster. Splatoon got away with it, but only because there were literal hordes of children to filter out the tryhards.

>>150269754
yes but that's not the case in dota?
i don't get what you're trying to argue

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how much is EG going to take home this TI?

Which heroes other than Slark benefited from the silver edge change?

whats the best country

>>150270263
Jugg

is Carl here

>>150270263
Slark

>>150270263
Shadow Blade Anti Mage

>>150270263
Arc warden. The stats are nicer for him.

>>150270263
every other hero that goes mantra also u fucking retard

>>150263845
add my new hero frog knight

>power treads the hero, can shift between agi int and str and level each one individually kind of like an invoker
>primary stat affects skill characteristics
>ulti
>delta attack
>does a bunch of different things based on your prime stat and the 2 teammates closest to you in an AOE and what their primary stats are

>>150270652
Somebody's been playing too much Chrono Trigger

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>it's a "2gd shills his kickstarter to dota players" episode

>>150270789
dotards will literally eat it up

>>150263092
Tell me about Gustav, why does he choke so much?

Are you ready to shitpost dotards

>>150270917
its not doing that great, I thought it would do better

2 sheevers
1 singsing
1 bruno
1 joe miller (literally who)

I'm actually surprised someone hasn't paid the 700$ for the team secret one. Puppey, rtz, ee, pld, bulba and you could probably get them to get aui and theban. I guess 2 hours is just to little and too expensive

>>150269654
>if somebody ends up calibrating lower than their "true" mmr anyway, they'll rise quickly enough
Will they? Does anyone here who's, say, 4k, think they could climb from 2k to 4k with relative ease? I've seen 5k's who can make smurfs and calibrate to like 4k, but it seems that actually climbing from 2k to 4k might require more fucking talent than actually playing in the 4k bracket.

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A meme has now beat 6 heroes that actually deserve an Arcana and would be more interesting for an Arcana design wise and might actually fucking win.

>>150271202
>Will they? Does anyone here who's, say, 4k, think they could climb from 2k to 4k with relative ease?
I did it and it was piss easy.

The people above say, 6k MMR play like headless chicken.

I legitimately had streaks of victories with jungle midas radiance Crystal Maiden

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>>150268095
What's behavior score? This is the first I'm hearing of it. I talk on mic a lot.

>>150271202
No, it just takes really long because valve's system is too simple. Your MMR gain should scale exponentially with winrate instead of linearly.

>>150271310

China, with perhaps some help from Reddit but not nearly much, just meme'd on whiteys.

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>BSJ just outplayed miracle Slark

/d2g/ still doesn't take him serioysly.

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>>150271485
take this seriously

>>150271485
BSJ is NA's last hope.

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MOMMY
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>>150271381
Typing "developer 1" and "dota_game_account_debug" should show a number listed as "player_behavior_score_last_report: " near the bottom of the text it spits out. You can also see what kind of commends you have gotten somewhere in that text.

Anyway, if your number is below 9k, you're in deep shit.

>>150271485
why does everyone in NA hate him so much

>>150271637
typing them into the console I mean

>>150271705
he has occasional genius moments but all the rest is so much garbage

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>>150271202
2k is absolute trash

I've played in the 2k bracket because of LPQ placing me in a normal skill game and I dont see how I could not maintain a 90% winrate unless I spammed something like wisp

>>150271748
He is like a lesser EternalEnvy wearing a banana costume.

>>150271705
he is so fucking passive aggressive

I honestly rather play with a fucking trashcan peruvian that will say whats wrong then bsj who says "hey guys we need ward vision" after he dies

Anyone know what the

fuck is going on with axe?

>>150271983
>>150272007

>aussie shitposters using multiple machines to shitpost

This foretells dire times during this, the designated week of olympic level shitposting.

>>150271813
But are you, yourself, a 4k player?

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Who is logical choices?

>>150272223

>most banned hero
Last I looked Drow was the safe bet there.

>>150271637
>abondoned 3 times because I was on tilt
>score must be at 6-7k right now
Im checking it later but its not going to be good

>>150272209
ya retard

>>150271637
that value doesnt affect mmr you retards.

the lower the value the closer you get to low priority games.

>>150271813
at 2k you get better games in low prio or unranked than ranked

>>150272457
It affects the type of teammates you get. Generally you get retards and cunts the lower it gets, you can drop as low as 6k behavior score and get no low prio but plenty of anchors.

How the fuck did James get all those pros to agree to his rewards? I didn't expect to see Secret, CoL, Matumba&Jerax, all those whos that I assume are from quake, etc

>>150272612
shut the fuck up psg your bracket is trash any retard that can breathe should be able to climb out of it

>>150272612
I am a 2k scrub but I tell you, the 2k mmr low prio games are even worse.

>>150272784
james is a pretty cool dude who's helped out a ton of people so he has a bunch of respect from basically everyone

I don't think I've ever heard of anyone being burned by yames other than that fat jew gabe. Besides its four hours of their time, not that much when you think about it.

>>150271202
I'm 4k and I'm grinding my 1.7k friends account. I haven't lost yet going on 11-0.

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>needs an important big item before this hero can do anything on the map
>dead if any hero with a slow or stun comes to gank mid

tell me gulags, how is this hero not INFINITELY better in the safelane until you can get bloodstone?

>>150272910
I would hope not, do people at sub 2k even know what a deny is

>>150271637

>player_behavior_score_last_report: 5619

whoops

guess this is why my games have been going to shit lately

>>150273095
I'll pray for you. It's going to take like 50 dota matches to get that up unless you get a bunch of commends.

What the fuck is the RNG on chain frost from lich? Its such a SHIT SKILL sometimes. Totally unreliable in most situations that don't involved stunned enemies. Actually, sometimes stunned enemies don't even help out the shitty RNG. Like what is calculating WHO it bounces to?

Someone once told me that it bounces to everything in range ONCE then starts bouncing randomly.

Is that how it is?

What is up with this shit skill? I hate using it but its the only thing that makes lich good.

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>>150271310
>le wasp arcana is going to be ugly
lmao

>>150273017
>bloodstone first storm spirit
Hello 2k

>>150273321
Uhhh isn't dota the reason this moba meme exists?

>>150273441
Euls is okay I think to tie you over for a little while, but the issue with Orchid is it is a very all in item. If you get Orchid and you aren't getting ganks with your team or not finding pickoffs quick it kind of just makes Storm plateau really quickly.

>>150273441
which other item helps make up more for the fact that ult takes up a shitton of mana? what do you go first then? orchid?

>>150273251
The direction it will bounce in is determined by range and the direction the unit is facing which is why it is shit.

>>150273924
:)

>>150273441
>12 charges
>buying bad hex
>12

>>150273969
>downgrading your soulring
>good

>>150273621
>it kind of just makes Storm plateau really quickly.
And that doesn't happen anyway? Storm does no fucking damage without orchid, so unless you're going for some kind of aghs memebuild, there is no point in not getting it first. Picking storm means you're going for those early pickoffs or else you would have picked something else.

>>150273969
>rush a big expensive item that relies on you getting kills
>cant get kills because you do no damage
?

>>150274075
top tier bait anon you almost got me ecks dee

>>150274075
storm is not tinker

>>150274213
>relies on you getting kills
Because you can't just farm woods with mana regen.

>>150274386
Axe is not Axe

>>150274180
uhhhh....the whole point of the nerfo to storms ult was that those early pick offs are a lot harder to pull off. unless you get an arcane rune or pull off some sort of regen rune sorcery your mana pool is way too small to do as much as the hero used to be able to. have you even played storm since they nerfed his ult or no? memethorn is also useful if you want damage late game.

>>150274450
axe is a pig!

>>150274180
Why do you think 4 out of 5 Storms in pro games buy Bloodstone first? Because they don't want to go all in, even if they are getting those early ganks. You can rely on Bloodstone more than an Orchid. Also you get more out of a Bloodstone than an Orchid. Plus, the Bloodstone buff does make a difference.

No matter what items you build Storm can't deal with 5-man Dota anymore. The mana cost of zips means you've got enough for a pick off and a bit to get away and TP out. But if the enemy just group up and push towers fast no item can make Storm carry in a fight early.

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guys i need more mirana in my life
[/spoiler] HELP [/spoiler]

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>>150273321
i mean, yeah its gonna. the fuck are you gonna do with a ball of light. wow change the shape? wooowwww. OH OH MABEY WE CAN ADD DIFFRENT COLOURS TO IT WOW VALVE GOOD ARCANA. fuck off

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>>150274075
i didnt know storm spirit raijin thunderkeg had access to rearm
you must be a butthurt bloodstone on tinker buyer mad about getting objectively called out on your suboptimal item choices

>>150274569
>fapping to a downie
Anon...

if jugg manages to get enough spite votes to counter-act it, he'll probably get some sort of mask to end all masks since he already has a ton of sword options

if wisp gets enough ironic votes to win, ???

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>>150274686
The wisp arcana will make her into pretty waifu with full voice acting~

Americans, are there really people in your country who clap after landing when you're on a plane?

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>>150274604
>being this uncreative and devoid of imagination
this is why you're not a proffessional artist

>>150274686
Jugg will win, jug had 17 mil, slark had 11, that beats Io's 22M

>>150274795
yeah
never really got that

>>150274820
pudge voters will definitely spite vote towards wisp

he's gonna win.

>>150274795
Can't say I've witnessed it, but that sounds right.

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>>150274650
POTM a cute

this community has such shit taste in heroes. there were some that have serious potential for arcanas like visage, but instead we have this ebiin carry jugg or meme support no one plays getting it . fuck this community .

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Hey /d2g/, time to get those neurons firing
http://www.dotabuff.com/items/winning
>78% chance of winning with moonshard
>75% chance of winning with butterfly
Just rush those items
Don't give a shit
Collect MMR
FOOL PROOF
FREE MMR

List 3 abilities apart from which doctor ultimate, which don't damage the hero if enemies blademail.

>>150275000
That's democracy for ya'.

>>150275006
rush cheese

Just reached 4.5k mmr

When do I get out of the trench?

>>150275057
techies and pugna

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>>150275000
>visage
>not a memesupport no one plays

>>150275057
Serpent Wards
Uhh Invoker Tornado?
Uhh

>>150275178
fuck you I PLAY HIM ;_;

>>150274795
I took a plane trip to Merica once and nobody clapped on the plane I was on.

>>150275127
6.5k

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>Mid and carry lose 100 gold each trying to get last pick
>They force the offlaner to get counterpicked into something unstoppable
>Instead of the mid just picking something that never loses their lane like invoker
dotards????

>>150275057
Supernova :^)
Fatal bonds
Spiked carapace

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>>150275057
off the top of my head
Mist Coil
Aphotic Shield (when it explodes obviously)
Cold Feet
you just need to turn on BKB or another form of Spell Immunity when doing it

>>150275006
>rushing gem

Ayy

>>150275318
When people lose more than 4 gold waiting I instalock a carry or mid. If you don't have the balls to pick it early and would rather lose gold you don't deserve to mid/carry. You are the most babysat roles in the game don't be a pussy.

>>150275057
I had to read this 10 times to understand.

>wisp arcana means a hero with the third lowest pick rate and a 35% winrate will be in every single game for a month

top kek

>>150275636
Yay, more Sven-Wisp ganks!

>>150275559
You seem to be on denial that you are on the same category as them.

The master race way to do it is to pick when there's 1 second left, the drafting phase is a game of chicken but losing gold equals crashing.

>Scythe of Vyse
>its referred to as sheepstick in game
>it actually turns people into a pig

Why not pigstick?

>>150275636
Tryhard wisp + buttbuddy ranked is funny shit desu. It's never their fault of course baka.

>>150275801
The name comes from dota 1, when it actually turned people into s sheep.

>>150275636
>implying anywhere near that many people will buy wisp arcana

>>150275801
Pls give it break affect again.

>>150275880
I know but it doesnt anymore so why keep calling it sheepstick? I could see if it was the players calling it that but its the actual heroes that say it as well.


https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/2/22/Ench_item_01.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/e/e1/Furi_item_04.mp3
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/6/6d/Tink_relic_01.mp3

>>150275881
wisp is a blue fucking orb, and it's for the third least picked hero in the game

valve's only option is make Io a sexy woman, or make an arcana for both finalists

>>150275430
man you are a retard

blademail returns damage the same as its dealt

which means magic damage is returned as magic damage which does no damage to a magic immune enemy

all those spells are reflected by blademail

>>150275980
Because that's how it was called when the game was made

>>150275980
Heroes break the fourth wall all the time m8.
>here's memes in your eye
>tinker cannot stop referncing HL2
>blink dagger...really?

>>150275980
Aren't those lanes unused?

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>tfw no thicc hero
why live

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apologize.

>>150276295
why should I? i'll be nowhere near the blast radius or fallout

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>>150276131

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>>150276295
No ;^^^)

>>150275142
>list 3 abilities
>instead, lists two heroes
>>150275189
False, just tested, tornado on BM targets does hurt invoker as long as its still active by the time they drop.
>>150275616
retard

>>150276330
What if ALL the heroes were cute girls instead of gross stinky boys?

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>>150276027
The guy didn't ask which abilities do not have their damage reflected to the hero, he asked which do not deal damage despite Return of Blademail being active. Being Spell Immune while magical damage is incoming negates the damage, which means my answer is correct.
Wording their question incorrectly is not my problem.

>>150276440
wow its almost as if the two heroes have eight abilities between them three of which do not reflect blademail damage

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>have 2,1k ranked mmr
>have low 4k unranked mmr
>tfw ranked is unplayable garbage

>>150276484
then no one would play
>d2gay

>>150276516
no you're just a retard

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>"hey anon, wanna play a match in russia?
>oh jeez, well ping is okay, wonder how bad it can get
How can the best players come from Russia if this is what their VH matches bring?

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How do you play Doom in 6.88?

I just got this blade on a stick with the wrong kinetic gem that makes him bend right over to hit things.

any1 aus wanna stack 4 battle cup this weekend (even if the servers will probs shit themselves )

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>>150276003
>the only thing he can come up with is one of sex appeal
behold, the uncreative carryshitter

shouldn't you be mourning the loss of troll warlord or spouting /pol/ memes?

>>150276540
iktf
>3.6-3.7k ranked
>4.5-5k unranked
i used to mock the me ooga team booga guys but I'm feeling the pain now

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>300 bong dollars to play games with sheever for 2 hours

Worth it?

>>150276754
nope

>>150276754
>pay money to play with garbage, probably in a cucked voice chat to boot
I'd rather paypall SunsFan the money, at least i can get him genuinely salty with breaking in/backdoor references

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Will CK ever be relevant again?

>>150276754
Well if you can get her to agree to playing some erp game then yeah.

>>150276754
>tfw it was all sold out when i woke up

sadpepe.jpeg

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>>150276754
>get into the party with sheever
>open voice coms
>play loud horse noises for the full two hours

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>>150276893
just play him as a roaming support

>>150276893
he's hillariously fun so nothing else matters. get that there level 16, mad rng and a manta and watch people shit themselves when you appear in vision

>havent played in a month
>play with 4stack
>enemy has meme picks invoker, legion, storm, clinkz
>LC has level 6 in 6 minutes, same as me batrider mid
>LC has a blink dagger at 8 minutes and is level 7+

wow i forgot how fun and balanced this game was

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>>150277329
>your 4 stack let the enemy LC jungle
>not blocking most of his camps with sentries and cucking him to high heaven
what's it like playing with retards?

>>150276970
>>150276970
omg

is chaos knight... good rhasta?

>>150276893
Not unless he gets a rework.
Illusion heroes in general just don't work anymore unless they're a Luna with an SD, and that's because she buys/gets illusions and is perfectly functional without them.
He needs some way to flash farm, someone like Sven utterly destroys him unless CK specifically kills him over and over and never lets him farm stacks.

>>150277329
>enemy picks a jungle
>all you have to do to counter it is have a support show up to the enemy jungle
>doesn't do it
>complain

Best Medusa build?

MoM->Mjollnir? lmao0health
Linkens->Manta? lmao0dmg

what the fuck do you build on the snek

also where do you play her

>>150277506
rush skadi and farm supports

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Let's see your hype faces anons.

>>150277657
but how do you rush almost 6k worth of shit with no fucking damage at all

>>150277436
ck is somewhat like more offense-orientated venge

>chaos bolt is goodMagic missile
>rift is shorter range damage dealing swap which cant target friendlies
>crit reduces armor similar to wave of terror
>you can sometimes solo kill enemy cuckports with ulti with only a blink

additionally both heroes have shit int/int growth but good str gain

>>150277506
The thing i don't get about medusa is WHERE THE FUCK IS HER SUSTAIN

SHE HAS NOTHING

>tfw jugg is going to win the fucking arcana vote

God fuck this cancer. Literally Valve's Lightning

>>150277440
CK is fine, he's just fallen out of meta because he doesn't benefit from the new items, just wait until balance swings his way.

PL is viable and TB is fucking cancer, Naga support is also viable.

>>150277746
is he leading?

I'm not a cuckpendium owner but I'd rather have Io arcana than to deal with endless juggs

>>150277417
two of them suck and those two were the ones who went hardlane
but also
>having to dump 200+ gold or else this hero can snowball after 5 minutes

guess she really is the new old-lycan

>>150277458
wards are a solution, if they go into the jungle so what? i went in there myself and legion just purged my napalm and walked away with her 320 ms while i have 335 with boots. she's too fucking retarded strong and iron talon is broken

>>150277712
>1 day.
Wut? It's 3 in the morning of the first of august here and the games start on the third, there should be more than 24 hours left.

>>150277506
early maelstorm
dragon lance
mjollnir
lotus orb (or linkens)
skadi
at this point you already won the game, or lost
daedalus
hurricane pike
travels
w/e

>>150277506
Phase->Aquilla->MoM into Skadi then damage. Throw a drums in before Skadi if you're gonna have to stop pushes

>>150277740
Her design is from the antiquated 4p1 meta where carries were sustained by their teamates.

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>Chinks think Valve will turn Io into a girl

WEW
E
W

>>150277890
She's becoming viable with drow strats and as an unkillable mid

Non-compendiumfag here, is io winning the vote? I want best girl to get some love

>>150277929
Valve will unironically do it since that's what will sell.

What if we remade Io into a normal hero that isn't just an enabler for others?

>>150278001
>>150277801
no one knows, its 'tbd'
they probably took reddits suggestion and made it not show up so that people dont get influenced more into voting for the winning side

>>150277713
Same way you rush a radiance. The good thing about skadi is that a single early ultimate orb gives you an insane amount of efficient HP right away.

>>150278082
>Io arcana makes him a loli fairy
>/d2g/ finally gets their loli hero

>>150265915
I intend to turn this crap into a comic someday. M-mark my words.

God, jugg's arcana will be so fucking cringeshit if he wins.

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>Maut
>Annedroid
>Charlie Yang.
Explain dotards.

>>150278314
>mfw it actually gives him a face

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GTA V

Gran Turismo 5

MGS 5

>>150278354
reddit

>>150278354
Charlie's fine. Rest are not.

>>150278354
>hating aneedroid

She has big tits though.

>>150278134
What if we remove the Invoker mechanic from Invoker?
Also, we should give all the heroes a mobility skill for balance purposes.
And while we're at it let's remove deying, it makes no sense.
Also let's remove all the spells that can potentially screw your own team and replace them with said mobility skill or something more fun-friendly.

>>150276516
No, you're clearly retarded.

The question was clear, unless you are autistic.

>>150277740
mystic snake
>b-but it only gives mana-
for medusa mana IS hp

>Game coordinator dies after battlecup for the 2nd night in a row
>think we'll just get the battle ticket refunded again
>Get (Two) free battlecup tickets, and two collector cache treasures
>$5 profit from valve where they had no obligation to do anything because free2play
>nerds with no battlepass whining about how we paid to not be able to play

>>150278760
whoa
5 whole dollars?
don't spend it all at once

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h-hi vanilly
if you're here pls respond :3c

>enter ranked game
>mute all teammates
>one just runs at the enemy and dies
>unmute teammates
>there is an argument going on
>type "?"
>I get the response " I feed on purpose... to make you -25..."

>>150277852
Wildcard matches are August 2

also

>REPLAY
>UNAVAILABLE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JUST STORE THE 10 MOST RECENT REPLAYS LOCALLY YOU FUCKING SHITGAME

>>150278997
hi ;)

>>150279396
They were probably discusing strategy at the beggining, but you being an autistic faggot decided to pick carry because fucking peruvians, right?

It was you who ruined the game with your attitude and he decided you did not deserve to win.

Why do you play a game that relies so heavily on team coordination when you hate human interaction so much? You would be happier playing a single player game.

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>>150279765
nigger do you even play this game

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anyone hating on wisp arcana is a fucking jew
The main purpose of Io winning the contest is to send a big FUCK YOUJ to valve
If you spend 35€ on a single cosmetic item youre CSGO-tier retarded

>>150279765
>discussing strategy
>not engaging in some weird standoff confrontation where ivan doesn't want to support for vladimir because he "stole" his mid in the last game
>one teammate vowing to feed before the game even begins

How the fuck do I carry people who have literally no idea how to play the game /d2g/?

I'm stuck at 5600 'cause everytime I get to 57 I just get retards and ragers for 4 straight games and I'm back to square one.

>>150279852
Two to three hours a day usually and up to twelve on my day off.

Unlike you I enjoy this game and am aware of the fact that sometimes I will be matched with players so shitty they'll be impossible to carry, the trick is to figure out who the shitters on the enemy team are and abuse them harder than their good players abuse your shitters.

>>150279931
How about taking a break every 24 hours?

>>150280059
but I'd like to get 6k before TI anon

>>150280201
Literally why

>>150280201
Just log out for 24 hours anon, don't waste that +100MMR you got.

>>150280201
forced 50
dodge any game with suspicious nicknames on your team, play unranked with a team of four retards and then get back to unranked
worked for me, got to 4.5k starting at 2k

>>150276674
>How do you play Doom in 6.88?
Rush ring of repick

Pro tip if you haven't 3 starred the Evasive Action quest:

You can pick pudge and get euls, each rot tick counts as a spell dodged. DO IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN, CAUSE THAT QUEST IS THE WORST

You guys think they'll start 10am PDT again like last year (TI)?

I only have Assassin's Art and Shining Nightmare quests left to 3 star on the Path of the Rogue, time to autistically spam Slark and Mirana for a few pages!

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The game is over, Donald.
I win and you lose.
Give me the delegates, if you wish to live.

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Reminder to vote for based Juggernaut so LITERAL REDDIT MEME "vote IO" doesn't win

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did vg decide on what heroes we were predicting for this?

>>150280391
Interesting, thank you anon.

>>150279912
yeah, go make them lose money on a product that costs nothing to produce

>>150280330
>>150280201
Im climbing mmr kinda quickly and was wondering when can you start making money off this game?

>>150280693
no, because jugg arcana means more jugg players and jugg is a cuck to lane agaisnt, spin TP away, catches any hero solo = free kill, hides under tower for 10s with healing cuck and is back to full health, full cuck hero.

>>150280740
Aren't there a billion amateur tournaments?

>>150280848
I agree jugg is fucking obnoxious, and diffusal literally makes him fucking entirely impossible to survive in a fight, but hey, at least he'll actually be PLAYED?

>>150280848
>cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck haha that will show them

>>150280937
mad reddit cuck

>>150280981
>t. cuck for some reason

>>150280697
Most picked hero = Dazzle
Most Banned hero = riki
Hero with highest win rate = oracle
Hero with highest kill avg = death prophet
hero with highest assist avg = dazzle
hero with lowest death avg =lifestealer
hhero with highest last hit avg = invoker
hero with highest gpm = alchemist
hero with most kills in a game = tinker
hero with most last hits in a game = Magina?

>>150280740
you can do amateur tournaments whenever you want but if you mean streaming you'd have to be 7k+ and entertaining.

Once you're 6k finding a decent team is a lot easier.

>be trenchie
>play vs some stack, i dont know how they got here, must be smurfs
>i get stomped
>their PA gets two butterflies and a heart by minute 30
>we spend the next 45 minutes getting fountain camped
>get killed over and over with no chance of getting any EXP
>AFK system marks me as abandoned
Pretty shit day desu

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I miss core Doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-IzQvfYQ58

>>150281280
Don't you mean Doombringer?

>last 3 games have been decided by super sweaty rat dota in which the enemy team baits us into pushing and mass buyback tping onto furion treants
I hoped this was dead forever, please delete drow so furion is useless again

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Check out what I found on reddit, haha, let's all be tolerant!

>>150281806
Are they harming you?

>>150281806
Haha! Epic dude! Upvoted! xD

>>150281890
Absolutely, send help now please

>>150282167
>tfw only 19 cms x 10 cms
why live?

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POST YFW THESE TWO TALENTLESS KEKS ARE GETTING PAID $10-$15 GRAND FOR LITERALLY JUST BEING WHO THEY ARE WITH NO EFFORT ON CAMERA INSTEAD OF A HIGHLY DECORATED SENIOR ANNALIST WHICH BROUGHT NOT ONLY IN DEPTH-STATISTICAL ANALYSIS TO THE TOURNAMENT AS WELL AS DIVERSIFIED THE AGE GAP IN THE GAME, DESTROYING STEREOTYPICAL GAMING WALLS AND PAVING THE WAY FOR ESPORTS AS A RESPECTED AND RECOGNISED SPORT.

ONE 60 YEAR OLD GUY DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY A STUPID GAME AND HE'S FIRED BUT STUD ANAL AND WEIRD VOICE VIRGIN GET DOUBLE THE CAMERA TIME? FUCK VALVE, FUCK THIS GAME, IM CALLING MY BANK TO CHARGEBACK THE JEWPENDIUM AND BUYING $10,000 RIOT POINTS BECAUSE OF THIS INJUSTICE.

FIRST GUINSOO, JAMES, THEN HARAMBE, NOW NAHAZZ? WHAT IS DOTA COMING TO

>>150282242
>not liking BASED OUR GUY siractionslacks

>>150280740
this game has no good streamers on twitch (matumbaman rarely streams) so you can try to fill in that gap (if you speak english that is) but there is no other way to make money off this game currently. the workshop stuff is a circlejerk thing, you need to be an insider or know people and same goes for the casting scene.

oh and playing you can forget, you will never be good enough

>>150282326
People really want to watch pro players play though, there's some 5k, 6k faggots but they're nonames because they haven't done anything.

>>150282521
You don't have to remind us, we all know.

>>150282326
Theres a massive hole for a regular, entertaining english speaking dota streamer right now. Like get rich tier big of a hole. I guess singsing hates money

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Troll hero

Ogre hero

Centaur hero

>no kobold hero

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>there are STILL swedecucks shilling for alliance

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>>150282521

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>>150282986
god i love filenames

>>150283216
i totally forgot i had that one

must have been pay only queue

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As we all know, Mogul Khan is being banned and picked a lot this patch due to the Pure damage change to his counter helix.

However, the hero is still broken and will likely be changed soon due to icefrog trying to remove the randomness of many aspects in the game, but this will never be truly accomplished because of runes, crit chance and bash chances across the game.

Suggested Changes to Axe:

W: Battle Hunger - Battle hunger may be cast on Allied heroes to heal them for 3 seconds, the duration is refreshed if they gain a last hit or deny, for a maximum of 12 seconds.
E: If axe hasn't performed a counter helix in the last 8 seconds, he may activate the ability to manually perform a helix. If axe is taunting an enemy hero(es) and performs his manual counter helix, it will push all units backwards 300 units.

Aghanims Upgrade: Increases the kill threshold of his ult, and refunds the mana cost and increases the speed boost if it gains a killing blow. Additionally all targets affected by Battlehunger will be taunted if axe taunts, regardless of range. Additionally, If axe gains a killing blow with ult, battlehunger will be applied to all enemy units in an 1800 range of the enemy killed hero. Additonally, Axe's axe will now mark one hero for death, the hero will have battle hunger applied to it continuously if they have ANY ability off cooldown and have the required mana to cast it. If a hero marked for death is slain by axes ultimate, the hero receives a psuedo necrolyte's agh ult death penalty, the enemy hero will respawn 'still haunted by axe's cruel blade' and be revealed to all enemies heroes and have battle hunger applied to them unless they type 'Mogul Khant Touch This' in all chat.

>14 reports in 25 games for literally nothing
>go to low prio
time to quit this russian infested shitgame

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>>150283275
>watch Warcraft with friends
>orc fight with guldan
>someone shouts HEY THATS AXE FROM DOTA 2 HAHAH SUCK THAT LEAGUE PLAYERS
Are we this autistic dotards?

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>2 days remain until the international shitposting championships

>>150283545
>Implying anyone who doesn't have prior knoledge of Warcraft lore went to see the movie.

Also, the Orc is Durotan and is a main character, how could you forget his name?

Is it possible to port the current patch to WC3?

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>>150284060
Why would you want to port the current patch to WC3?

>>150284059
nice one

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>>150282820
>YWN get crushed by luna's massive chest until you pass out from asphyxiation

Friendly neighborhood Linuxbro here.

I hope you didn't get Windows 10, the botnet OS.

>>150284146
It's nice to get a reference on how different each engine would run the current meta. It's mostly about getting the similarities from the WC3 engine right.

>>150284584
>>150284502
>>150284408
>>150284237

Please tell me how any of these 'hover over your imagefile name to read a joke' is funnier than my two shitposts here:
>>150283275
>>150282242

>>150267154
You cant solo win as a Magnus.
If you pick him in a lineup with no followup to RPs and no melee physical cores, you're not gonna be very useful. If the opposite is true though, ez teamfights = ez games.

t. Magnus spammer

>>150284684
To late linuxbro. I fell for it, you weren't there in time to save me.

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Ohayou!

Have you ever came so hard you blacked out?

>>150284848
I did once. I have low blood pressure so when I jump up I pass out sometimes. I jumped up after I came and passed out. It felt amazing.

>>150284780
>An item that does 0 damage

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Why did Icefrog betray us?

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>>150284968
>hero has 3 abilities which can be described by "does damage", one of which is reliable and with insane range
>buying more items that do damage while exposing you to counterattack

>>150284986
>Dota1
>people use maphacks
>Dota2
>people use scripts or bots

>>150284968
>literally +5 all stats
>no damage
???

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How many forlatts do you have, /d2g/?

>>150285292
>get old SK model
>SK gets renamed

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>>150285630

>>150285526
2

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>>150285741

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Nice memesports finals dotards.

>>150267263
just be yourself dude

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Why does Veil look sad, because it's an underrated item ?

>>150286154
No one cares about VGR , its all on Newbee and LGD

>>150286339
it looks pretty smug to me desu senpai

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>>150286136
i report people who say gg ez, regardless of what team they're on.