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2016-07-29 21:44:02
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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>149822685
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cummler
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Posted in last thread but whatever
Just started playing this game after finally getting a laptop that can run it (yes, THAT bad)
How do I git gud
I'm going like 20-18 in Deathmatch and 6-8 or 9 in Casual
Also watching this E-League thingy too
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>>150021079
>laptop
kys
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OLOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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O U R G U Y
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HOLY SHIT
OLOFMEISTER
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What do they mean by "zero respect"? Are they supposed to throw them pity rounds?
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1st for seltzer
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top #1 world fnatic is back
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FIVE (5) AWPS
PMSL
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B U L L I E S
U
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E
S
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SLAVS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>150021079
Lower your sensitivity, practice spray, deathmatch and focus on the spray, work on getting that first shot on the head.
Play games too, develop a game sense, try and read your opponents, think what they're doing and why. Position yourself well. Go for information if you're alone, not kills, get some good teammates when you reach MG in mm that communicate and play well.
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>>150021304
in casters' language it means "pls cum on m'face"
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Did Fnatic change their seat order?
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I WANT BASED JAMES AND DAN
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>>150021304
It's because they are playing with 5 AWPs and going for knife kills. It's also their playstyle of pushing their anuses.
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nooooo this scary music again
someone hold me ;w;
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remember when navi were a big team
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>>150021520
But they use the word "respect" even when they are just playing normally and doing big plays. It makes no sense.
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>>150021158
Literally too poor to afford a rig and my older shittop broke last week, no bully plz
>>150021408
Lower sensitivity is better? Because I have mine fairly high right now. But I'll try that.
What's MG? or MM? Sorry
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>>150021575
now the only big one is guardian
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>>150021454
They have said they don't care where anyone sits
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>>150021408
>Lower your sensitivity
i hate this meme
unless you're playing with 10,000+ eDPI because you don't know any better just stick with what you're comfortable with
despite what every 14 year old kennyS fan tells you, playing with >400 dpi doesn't make you a shitter
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see you soon favelas
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>>150021643
When?
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who is going to get kicked from Navi for s1mple?
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>>150021665
The meme is people playing with over 2000 eDPI, which is definitely a disadvantage.
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>>150021457
we all do
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>>150021665
I literally went from 20 HS% GN4 to 60% HS DMG when I lowered my sens threefold.
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finally started toggling
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FLUSH'D
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LIFTED
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>Olof
I'm fucking cumming
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>navi
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>>150021665
My 360 is 57.5 cm, I have 1600 dpi but 0.4635 in game. Is there a difference playing with less dpi but more ingame or vice versa?
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based fnatic saving us time
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>>150022225
More ingame sensitivity*
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psshh, kid.... take a seat.....
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mmm delicious hacks by olof
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>navi barely beats cloud9, featuring a washup with RSI, a pugmaster, a streamer by profession and a former pro who went to play poker. (ska is alright)
>fnatic look as strong as their average form
why is everyone surprised at the score?
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>>150022225
I play with higer dpi cause im used to wrist movements, I use 1200 dpi and .80 sens
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>>150021717
Hltv interview with flushman I believe, asked if he wasn't igl because he wasn't in the middle and he said they just sit wherever
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>gamebreak sponsored by sausage party
lmao?
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>>150022552
Was that long ago?
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>>150022578
there's a sausage in your pants that's a comedy senpai
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>>150022225
no difference between high dpi low sens or low dpi high sens. eDPI is what matters, google a calculator for it.
highest eDPI for a pro is 2000, anything over that it retardedly high for such a slow paced game.
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>>150022710
uh.. im a girl....
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guardian looks like a gnome
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>>150022225
AFAIK you should use your mouse sensor's native CPI/DPI. As you lower your dpi and increase your sens you'll notice that the smallest possible movement you can make becomes bigger (noticeable when you zoom in with console commands).
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SHORT BREAK SHORT BREAK SHORT BREAK SHORT BREAK SHORT BREAK SHORT BREAK SHORT BREAK SHORT BREAK SHORT BREAK SHORT BREAK SHORT BREAK
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>>150022753
bitch
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>>150022604
Either MLG or katowice this year I think
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>>150022753
lose weight
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>>150023065
DELETE THIS
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>JW might leave fnatic to join NiP
FeelsBadMan
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>>150023141
kunt
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Are flamie and guardian autistic?
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I kinda want some Arbys senpaitachi
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>deadward
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>>150023469
guardian is a weaboo, flamie an autist
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ten players
twenty chins
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>>150023820
>weaboo
>batman hat
pick one
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>WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>150023236
krimz is leaving to retire
you heard it from ya boy morr
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>>150023939
you can express a normie life for everyone else, but on the inside you can be a weaboo
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>>150023939
Flamie's wearing the Bathat you dunce
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>>150024034
not suppressing your power level is a core weeb trait
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just look at zeus' name in game :^)
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Damn that dude had some fucked teeth.
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guys i found the csgo killer. Its Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex First Assualt Online™
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>>150024185
wew laD
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the audience is like 1/3 full
and half of them are paid actors to cheer LMAO
AMERICANS
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fuck i need navi to win this map
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>>150024405
degenerate gambler
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>>150024267
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na`vi throwing or fnatic toggling?
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hey guys remember overwatch haha
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Apologize.
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>>150024486
they all toggling
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support da bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqqNTbW5zF4
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SEMMLER SHUT UP
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>>150024602
why is he so piglike?
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>>150024601
>/r/globaloffensive
>400k subscribers
>/r/overwatch
>500k
uuhhhh........ gotards????
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what the fuck is this stream
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>>150024723
why is there so much water in your toilet? is that some murican thing?
you can't even put toiler paper there to protect yourself from splashing water when the shit hits it
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SHMONEY DANCE AHAHAHA
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wtf is wrong with her
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>>150024990
they let it go on too long so it became awkward
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>>150024990
literally no soul
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>lem
>be bad
>queue with german cheater friends
>git gud
>rank up
Why aren't you guys supreme yet?
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>>150024998
wtf was that bitch doing
>weeb wimin
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>>150025135
we don't have friendly german cheater
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>>150024990
That's what happens after you get BLACKED.
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>>150024949
idk, maybe its american? water is almost free here. we ain't commiefornia
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>>150024998
kek
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>fat asian girl has a bayley shirt on
would cuddle her fat ass
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>>150024998
still would
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yo she qt as fuck famalams. too bad shes a nigger lover
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woo
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>wooo wooo woo woooo wooo
is every american retarded?
i mean literally retarded like these people in the audience
every single one of them does some stupid shit when on camera or just shouts like fucking ape
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>>150025370
the girl in the row before her is qter
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>>150025423
lmao americans are so awkward and it's like a quarter full
worst crowd ever?
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>>150025423
what up now swedes
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>>150025083
they do that with every crowd shot in every event
really wish they'd stop doing them, they're always unfunny and uncomfortable
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>>150025430
This is almost worse than the tournament held in the UK, can't remember which one. But the crowd was drunk and boo'd everyone and everything, it's so fucking cringy
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>>150025445
ur qt 2
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WOOOOO
The Stylin profilin limousine riding jet flying kiss-stealing wheelin and dealin son of a gun
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Are there even any white people in ATL ?
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did flusha hand over his cheats to olof?
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>>150025504
the woo is ooooooveeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>150025430
Crowds everywhere are awful, you're just obsessed with america and only focus on them
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>FNATIC HAS PERFECT TEAMPLAY RIGHT NOW
>they lose the round
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drink every time the casters say high ground
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>>150025536
it would be okay if they cut it 3-4 seconds earlier
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fucking numales in the crowd am i right?
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My poo in loo nigga hittin em wit the dab lmao
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>>150025616
eleague is retweeting ric flair memes
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>>150025617
Only white people in the area are people that live in the suburbs and never go to the scary city
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>>150025706
i choose life
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>>150025787
HE DABBIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q2ezhXaURk
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>crowd is silent
Wow awful crowd why aren't they excited
>crowd makes noise
Wow awful crowd why don't they shut up
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Wooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>150025370
She has huge tits that she's hiding there.
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is train still CT sided?
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LMAO SO MANY EMPTY SEATS WTF AMERICA???
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>>150025993
it's just salty europoors
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>>150025664
pgl kespa had a good crowd
lots of cute asian girls + koreans/chinese are mostly out of touch with our memes so there wasn't an ocean of numales with kappa signs
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>>150024267
I am down load because of you if it is bad I will find you
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>>150025695
>FNATIC HAS PERFECT TOGGLING RIGHT NOW
fixed
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Guys what did I miss? I thought ELEAGUE started at 7pm CST.
Fnatic is looking good from the looks of the thread.
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Can someone shoot up the eleague audience? The crowd are literally the most autistic cucks ever.
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>>150026171
I was quoting cummler
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I love when the casters call out enemy locations for our boys
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>>150026220
I see... I'm not watching the official stream
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>>150026190
Check hltv, retard.
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>>150025993
>Wow awful crowd why aren't they excited
no one ever says that
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>>150026214
>what the crowd does is bothering me
Found a real autist
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Imagine this kind of crowd audio in any real sport, this is almost unwatchable
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>>150026470
Real sports do as well.
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>>150026354
thx
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>>150026391
You must not be here often, depressed kids look for any "reason" to say anything negative to deflect from their sad lives
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>>150026470
you must not watch real sports
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>>150026470
i bet you didn't even enjoy the 2010 world cup, faggot
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>>150026520
>>150026578
hello ameritards
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TFW no beer snake
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-Guardian +s1mple
When
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>>150026470
watch any rugby match with England playing, then try and complain about the crowd in this
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>>150026649
there's hardly any applause though???
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>>150026649
Retard.
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I have an M4 silenced to nametag, I am trying to decide what edgy name to use?
de_pulse_nightclub?
The Lanza Experience?
San Bernadino Special?
I want to name it after a mass shooting using an AR-15 but Sandy Hook and San Bernadino are the only ones I can find that have any kind of name recognition.
Should I go with de_pulse_nightclub? There's a 20 character limit which means a lot of my longer names don't work.
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>>150026470
Who gives a fuck about real sports, they're lame and shouldn't be copied
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>>150026843
who care
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>>150026713
anon please, we're discussing sports not street violence
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>>150026843
epic
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Nice trap Pige
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>>150026843
Be ahead of the curve and call it after what will happen in Rio
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>>150024803
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>>150026843
"the Rio rampage"
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>>150026843
rrrrr's revenge
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>>150026843
cummy4mummy
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>I feel like Navi are toying with us
Yeah anders, they just wanted fnatic to get a 12-6 lead for the banter
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>>150027241
I don't use m4a1-s..
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>jump and shoot
>get kill
>run and shoot
>get headshot
nice game gotards rofl
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This e-league stuff is airing on TV right?
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>that huge ass pimple on olaf's temple
holy fuck censor that shit
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>>150027464
valve cares about this game and puts a lot of effort into it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhd3idCb0Pw
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>>150027773
next game
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>>150027806
to be fair he's had that for years, I think it's a lump or something, def not a pimple imo
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>>150027806
It's not a pimple. He's always had growth.
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Where the fuck is piggy's chin?
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>>150027806
imo you should be barred from competing in cs if you don't have any pimples
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>>150027958
its where he stores his aim hacks
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>>150027892
we need some valve appreciation thread ;-)))
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>>150028009
>hating on our guy
back to twitch chat
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Are the finals not in the ELEAGUE studio?
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>>150028009
they're both on his neck, anon
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>>150028117
Yes they are, but the full broadcast is only on TV, we get a shitty version on Twitch unfortunately.
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come on navi win map 2 pls then lose map 3
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wait this was navi's pick? kek
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>>150028289
its actually streamed on twitter.
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flusha pls
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>>150028289
But the audio is so much worse.
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is there a way to see what phase things are in opskins? i want a black pearl :V
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>>150028024
this
t. 25yo and still pimples
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>>150028405
really?
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>>150028289
This game is the full broadcast. It's the next one that is going to be stripped down for the stream. Regardless, everything is different from earlier games so it could be a different venue.
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http://www.hltv.org/forum/1223551-am-i-gay
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14-14
overtime is next, na'vi will look as sad as possible and they'll lose in 2nd overtime
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what the fuck JW
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>>150028632
http://www.cnet.com/news/twitter-live-stream-e-sports-league-championship-nba-nfl-mlb-nhl/
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NAVI BETTERS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>150028797
Shut up Moses
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O U R G U Y S
U
R
G
U
Y
S
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>>150028797
I lied
na'vi don't like to shoot through smoke, because why would anyone play behind it, right?
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>>150028797
lmao
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idk next match
niko took my only knife last time
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>>150029123
They shot through the smoke first, that's how JW saw the tracers and got the opening kill.
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SCARY MUSIC PLS HOLD ME ;_;
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>>150029123
are we even watching the same game? they shot through smoke, missed jw, tagged him, then he sprayed and killed someone
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nice fucking empty audience
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>>150029231
this
americans are pathetic
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>>150029208
hold my dick
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>>150029125
ur smart now, but I was like 76.5% right
>>150029205
yeah, but it was like 3s spray from them and jw would spray full mag if he didn't get the kill, that's the difference
and no one really tried to trade that kill
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>decide to check tbs' schedule since they're the tv channel that airs e-league
>every day has like 4 hours of big bazooper theory
Jesus fuck why
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https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/759164221410148354
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THIS COULD'VE BEEN FNATIC VS SK
BUT AMERISHITS FUCKED US ALL OVER
good job retards!!
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>>150029521
who?
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>le what can I say
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>>150029473
they pay like 1 mill per episode they license, and it makes enough money that they keep doing it. sad!
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>>150029562
thanks C9
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>>150029521
our guy mixwell responding
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based olof shutting that broad down
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>>150029562
lmao who cares about sk
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did the madman do it again?
i turned off the stream
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>>150029562
would have been boring since SK don't even hide their cheats.
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>>150029562
Mouz vs. Fnatic is goat final
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anybody took a screenshot of the DENNIS system?
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>>150030095
rofl mouz would get steamrolled, they've climbed far but they're not top 3 performance yet
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>>150030095
two 16-0 is fun?
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https://twitter.com/OnFireSemmler/status/759167021674209280
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>Blazing hot player of the match sponsored by b-dubs
Does this mean I can watch Eleague at b-dubs while giving myself explosive shits?
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who /fnatic and VP combo bet/ here
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>>150030095
mouz literally got this far because other team are dumb as fuck with map picks
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>>150030937
They got this far because FaZe choked from 14-6.
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>>150030669
b-bet?
step off the car friendo, that's not alowed :^)
t. gaboon
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>>150031341
He didn't say he was betting with skins.
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ALL IN MOUZ
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>>150031447
thanks for skines
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Will I get banned for an external key/mouse simulation program that allows me to do an instant 180 turn?
I'm on Linux and this command makes me do an instant 180 turn in game, I bound it to alt.
xdotool mousemove_relative 32810 0
Not even sure if it's considered cheating.
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>be lem
>getting rekt
>tell top fragger in other team he is retarded for using the bizon
>He tells me i dont know shit and that all pros use it (???)
>tells me i suck at the game and should play cod (being trashed but im still top fragging)
>he has 2.5k hours ingame while i have 400
>tell him he must be retarded to be stuck in le with this many hours
>keeps on talking shit about me
????
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"our guy"
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>>150032412
On console and l4d theres a 180 button. You could just bind that
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did they change the mps?
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>>150033323
Flusha used the bizon once last week
I saw Cadian use it one time when ir picked it up, fired all the bullets and threw it away.
>>150033646
Yeah, just sounds though.
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>>150033529
disabled unless you have a game pad
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>>150033680
Just because he used it once doesnt change the fact that its shit and inferior to the ump/mac10/mp9 in every way
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>>150033816
>my team kept buying defuse kits and smokes
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>tfw since playing prime matches only i dont rank up anymore
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>>150033879
I didnt even get killed by the bizon though and he used it one round only and still claimed it was the best smg.
>he was actually a csgog memer
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https://twitter.com/m0E_tv/status/759177994539667457
wew lad
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>>150034324
expected
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>>150034324
who is gonna kill themselves first
dazed
m0e
steel
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>>150034642
steel.
actively has to restrain himself from playing cs so he doesnt fall back into rank s streaming for 8 hours every day and focuses on overwatch
even though he was kicked off his shit team
and isnt even as good as timthetatman at the game
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>>150034324
get your lol on at 4chan.org/vg/csgog
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>that guy who switches teams in casual and sucks up the the top fragger when his team starts losing
Does anything hurt your heart so much magog?
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https://twitter.com/Minim0E_tv/status/759182671947767810
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>>150034642
moe is too stupid to kill himself and dazed is a sociopath and they don't commit sudoku. that just leaves steel
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>>150035810
Burneeeeeeee
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>>150036001
>that just leaves steel
but steel has a gf
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>>150036001
brax will kill himself since he basically has nothing to live
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steam://joinlobby/730/109775243376643172/76561198185479221
lobby of gn3/gn4/mge/unranked (about mge)
need one person, chill people, no pressure
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>>150033323
Most people who come from csgo to cod get shit on, because cod on pc is not a casual shooter anymore and it's much faster than csgo, especially advanced warfare. Black ops 3 is easier but most people used to play AW before so it's easier for them as well.
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>>150036075
and you obviously don't
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Why exactly are Titan holos so much?
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>>150036826
titan doesn't exist anymore and will never go to another major. hence all of them that exist today are all of them that there will ever be.
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>>150037252
But what exactly is stopping Titan from getting back together like I know their former member play for different teams now but what is stopping them from quitting their current teams and bringing Titan back
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>>150038139
well, nothing, but this is a stage beyond reasonable doubt, where scream and co. conspire to manipulate the steam market by forming a team just so some virtual stickers fall in value
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just found this exploit to instantly reset crosshair while in full auto fire
enjoy it while you can lads
unbind mouse2
bind mouse1 "bind mouse2 +fire; +fire; unbind mouse1; -fire"
bind mouse2 "bind mouse1 +fire; +fire; unbind mouse2; -fire"
only works on 64 ticks servers
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>>150034324
He dodged a bullet tbqh. She has two daughters from a different man. He would have become a walking "my wife's daughter" meme.
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>>150039535
The game started lagging and I got disconnected
wtf is this shit?
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>>150039876
tricked rofl
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>>150039535
it just didn't do anything for me
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>>150040282
You have to hold down both left and mouse button at the same time
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>put "friendly fire is enabled" in big fat bold letters in my server motd
>still have children coming in every 5 minutes, knifing me in the back and saying "WHOOPS DIDNT KNOW TEAM DAMAGE WAS ON! LOL!"
thank you for reading my blog
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>>150020974
delete this
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train
cache
mirage
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LOL!
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>>150041134
kek post that on reddit for the upvotes m'lady
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>fanobet
>csgoshuffle
wew laddie valve going all out.
Banned bots when?
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how fucking new are you my nigga
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>>150041538
>10 more days
thanks valve
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>>150041764
different websites tho
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>>150021304
>>150021592
It's because Anders and Semmler have literally no idea what they are talking about and just want to hype stuff up to make the front page of Reddit.
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>>150041538
>fanobet
Well that's that then.
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>be one of the twelve people on earth who watch T3 and lower matches for reasons that have nothing to do with betting
>mfw these past two weeks
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>>150042113
why do you watch them?
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>order pizza
>gonna take an hour and a half to get delivered
uhhh gotards?!?!?
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https://www.arconaitv.me/teabees/
behave
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>>150042457
wtf? where do you live?
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>>150040358
still nothing
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>>150041715
the fuck is this squiggly E?
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>Against entire team of derankers
>One actually starts to get mad
>Teammate keeps saying 'get rekd noobs' at the end
>Mad dude keeps saying that they were deranking over and over as if we didn't know
I know you're here, thx for the win
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>>150021592
>>150042029
Also zero respect would mean they would be doing shit like t-bagging and shooting corpses. Doing a 5 AWP round on the very last round isn't zero respect because it's actually a viable strategy. The reason you don't do it after a few rounds is because if you fuck it up by even only letting 1 or 2 people die, the other team gets the AWPs.
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>>150042558
(You)
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>>150042113
>be one of the twelve non-underaged cs:go fans on earth who are allowed to bet on real money sites
>mfw these past two weeks
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>>150043070
>>be one of the twelve non-underaged cs:go fans on earth
>_nigger.jpg
doesn't seem like it desu
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>>150042113
>wasting your time watching shit cs:go
fuck's wrong with you boy?
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>>150043139
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER XD
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>>150043360
thanks for proving my point
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lets go our guys VP!
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>>150043463
since when have vp been our guys? two weeks ago they were team reddit
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>>150042473
Does anyone have a working TBS stream?
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>>150043516
they are reddit but for this game theyre our guys
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>>150043525
it is working?
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>niko
>best player on the planet
why is this allowed?
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Is this game going to be on tbs
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>>150043728
yes, he's just retarded.
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>>150043871
it was the caster in the clip, not the commentator.
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>>150043871
because he is
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>American advertising
:/
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How do I watch the tbs stream as an europoor?
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>>150044310
ok that link works just gotta refresh few times
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Any TBS livestream I can pop into my livestreamer,vlc,mpc, etc?
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https://twitter.com/bump/status/759208812985417732
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>>150044769
this
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who /livestream/ here?
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>>150041538
>nopskins
we gucci
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>>150045117
who care
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damn twitter stream is 100
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Yikes, that was bad
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THE MADMAN ARE DOING IT
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>2016 4am
>cummler still casting
pls tell me he'll die before the final
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http://live.e-league.com/
turn off addblock and it'll load
what the fuck. why has no one done this yet.
also
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>>150045759
>turn off addblock
fuck off
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LETS GO TOILET CLEANERS
>>150045703
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uhh VIRTUS PRO?!?!?!
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twitch stream has casters now so who care...
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>>150045117
i like the observer feed better
no player cams covering up the HUD and i don't have to watch awkward losers in the crowd
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Why are people so hyped for nikosports?
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>>150045759
>Observer Feed
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this guys says you're cute
what do?
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hahaha hello my friends it is i pasha bizeps man
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>>150046151
you are not my friend (:
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there's literally nothing wrong with the observer feed
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Papa Biceps at it again! 0-0-6.
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Niko at it again! 0-0-4.
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why did spiidi peak?
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>>150046209
Dont worry, no charge for him.
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>>150046330
They actually have proper anti-cheats at ELEAGUE?
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is train ct or t sided?
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Pasha>Niko confirmed
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>>150046330
And Niko is 005
>>150046332
Haven't you noticed that mousesports are literally mm tier shitters who get excited after getting a kill and literally always overextend
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>>150046330
but he's on ct side and when you get 1tapped, you get 1tapped
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>>150046378
CRASHING THIS PLANE...
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CUMMLER SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS PLEASE
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PRESENTED BY DOMINOES
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>>150046475
if mouz lose this by a close margin it's 100% spiidis fault
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>>150046512
For a split second I thought that was the greatest FPS of all-time.Perfect Dark
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>>150046665
>tfw just ordered shitty pizza hut instead
i regret it already
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>yfw Niko actually thought his team can win vs VP w/o his toggles
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>>150046245
He's entry fragging, sure not getting the kills but you can expect a reasonable amount of deaths.
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>>150045962
>having twitch chat open
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>>150046512
>old CS was so shit they had to steal maps from MW2
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>>150046720
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>>150046719
dude dominos is sponsoring why u hate eleague
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>>150046643
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>>150046784
i only get pizza hut because they have that sick deal where u can get shit for $5
i get a medium pizza (taste like shit) but theyre boneless wings are so good
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>>150046880
all me
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>>150046854
literally sperm
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@150046880
haha who's the mastermind now
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>>150046694
Console FPS games are trash
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Anyone got a link to a stream for the PBS broadcast?
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>food companies will never have pro teams
>you will never cheer for your guys KFC
>food companies will never realise that just by having their names on the screen fat nerds watching will feel the need to order something to eat
JUST
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>>150047003
Yes.
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>>150047050
EG and TL are official papa jhones partners
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>>150047032
arconai, but its slow af right now. got it to work a few times. i gave up and am watching on twitch for now
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>>150047050
whey protein companies sponsor teams and theyre food related
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damn that clutch had my heart going
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kek look at all the old people in the crowd
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>>150047238
>>150047248
But the teams aren't called after them. I'm talking full on McDonald's vs Taco Bell type of shit
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>>150047462
none of that happens when taco bell wins the fast food war
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That was silver league tier communication on VP.
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>>150047529
then why is arbys sponsoring this event along with dominos and b dubs
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Is niko elite
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>>150047698
ya elite shit lmoa
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>>150047626
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Why cant Poland field a second good csgo team anyway?
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>>150047868
is that pasha???
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>>150047698
yeah,silver elite XSDDDDSDDSFDSDGGSRF
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>Ghostshitters commercial
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i cant believe you fags still havent found/made a non-shit quality restream
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>twitter talk
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>>150048352
twitter currently has the best stream
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vhd3idCb0Pw
:)
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>>150048324
>not having the sport package of the official broadcaster of your country
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>>150048538
Sport is a sin in my country, mongolian.
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what
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>>150048608
Why are you watching this electronic sport then brother?
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>>150048538
only south american monkeys get it on their TV, most yuros are fucked
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Why does Niko have 7 kills in 20 rounds
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>>150048808
his cheats got confiscated when he tried to go through eleague security
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>>150048773
It's on Viasat if you're Scandinavian
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why is vp playing with a bot?
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>kappa getting in the way of a qt
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>>150048859
VIA PLAY as well (in Sweden), you can get 1 month for free.
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>>150048852
then why did they let fnatic's through?
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>>150049008
cucked by Kappa
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Byali putting on an incredible display of """""game sense"""""
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>>150049071
flusha hid his under his LIFTED hat and the security guard didnt make him take the hat off
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>he thinks fnatic cheats
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>>150049023
yea thats what I mean, it's on an actual channel in Denmark, in Sweden we only get stream
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>le epic aimlock man
>le no aimlock
>le 7-18
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is eleague going to be on tbs tomorrow or on twitch?
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>>>these hard quizes
Did they just say the "P200" is in the game?
Fucking starcraft bitch
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>>150049295
same as today, twitch, eleague website, tbs, and twitter
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>>150049295
boff
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>>150049252
Pasha totally just locked onto the enemy through a wall on the last round.
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>that thicc cartoon woman in the sausage fest ad
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Man, I wish the kid had called her out on "P-200"
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>get two body counts
>only get shitty reload mods after that
how do I reset my rng seed
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NEO isn't as good as he used to be because of his orthodontics. I just got them as a 23 year old and it's fuckin dire. If you wanna keep them and your teeth properly clean it's a part time job. Controls when and what you can eat. Total cuckery.
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>>150049561
Looks like Timmy Turner's mom
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>>150049740
keep them like forever?
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i want to fuck seltzer in the ass
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>>150050052
No course not it's until whatever you are correcting is corrected. Usually you do have to wear a retainer for life at night or have a bonded one though.
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BOT Niko
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"WOOOOOOO"
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fuck being on some chill shit
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"The players don't get wallhacks."
If some normie can't infer that themselves they shouldn't be watching.
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Can the players see the yellow outlines? I haven't heard this being mentioned on the broadcast yet
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i genuinely enjoy listening to pansy casting more than semmler
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>>150051201
yes
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So the crowd totally just gave that runboost away, right?
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>>150051201
Of course not, they just have Domino's GamerSense™.
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>>150051474
Na Mouz was close enough in A main to hear it
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>>150051531
yeah, that second jump when he was upthere gave it away 100%
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>>150051201
Yes, but only certain special players such as Byali niko and flusha
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>>150051474
Pretty sure someone in main was close enough to hear it
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semmler pls die
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R.I.P DAB KID
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
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PogChamp Spiidi going fast PogChamp
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Why doesn't niko join a better team
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>>150052094
doesnt wanna be outshined
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b_p6f0i6sk
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What was the aimlock niko
WHAT WAS THAT
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this microphone feedback is hilarious
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>they know me from the reddit they see
what did he mean by this?
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nice round from nex
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What the honest to god fuck was pasha doing walking in that molly, he had plenty of time.
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>>150052818
Steroids
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>>150052818
he was hoping nex would look the other way
but I agree, it's a really low percentage move
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSiqj3CyELY
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byali?????
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>>150053682
that's by far the best webm I've ever seen on csgog
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>>150053682
anon???
silver???
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>>150053796
4chan is shit and allows only 3MB, so I used -fs 3000000, which should make it ~3MB, but made it like that, whatever
good imageboards allow at least 10MB filesize :^)
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>>150054023
don't do that, just fuck around with -b:v until you get it under 3072KB
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>>150053682
I like how he doesnt check left under vent
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>be german
>get raped irl
>get raped in game
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wtf i hate niko now
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>>150054679
>be german
>get raped and get shot irl
>get raped in game
fixed
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>>150034324
>she had kids already
>moe uncucked himself
wew
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when did steel start streaming csgo. he looks like tarik
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>>150056289
hes desperate to get viewers again because no one in overwatch cares about him anymore
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>>150055723
>he thinks moe broke up with her and not the other way around
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who would you rather have be your bf (best friend)
tarik
shroud
sean gares
freakazoid
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>>150057828
sgares
how is that even a question
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Our boys VP gonna take this one
I believe
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>>150059395
They have never beaten this Fnatic line-up before.
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>>150059685
Might be the case, but they are currently in their best form for 2016, beating Na'Vi at a tournament final, giving SK trouble at the major, and reaching the finals now. They do have a chance, a good one at that, of winning this one.
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Is the tournament rigged?
Why is NA so shit?
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>>150061545
>Is the tournament rigged?
No.
>Why is NA so shit?
Because NA. Money and fame means jack shit if you aren't willing to sacrifice yourself for victory.
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When will stewie2k get on a team that actually lets him play?
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>>150060085
everytime i see byali i ask myself how he would play without cheats
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im from the future, stewie2k will join tyloo in 2017
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>>150064614
just like coldzera, the "best player in the world". they're are both looking like rats, disgusted by themselves. they never look proud or happy, because they know this is not honorable
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>>150064774
nigga doesnt know how to speak chinese
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>>150065078
that's what they want you to think ;))
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>>150057828
IN ORDER: gares, tarik, freak, shroud
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>>150054023
>Good imageboards
Name some please.
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>>150065016
All due respect, but often times many of those "cheating clips" involve someone making some sort of noise swapping weapons, reloading, jumping/falling down, running, and the players looking at the direction the sound came. Any player with decent enough gamesense should be tracking sounds with their crosshair (to determine if the sound direction changes) regularly.
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>>150054314
Styko? More like sykko
>>
It was my friends birthday, so we decided to go to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch the VP vs MOUS game today. We got there around 930, and asked them about Eleague. The waiter had no idea what we were talking about so he went to get his manager.
The manager ALSO didn't know what we were talking about, so we pulled up a website showing what it was and explained it the best we could. She then goes, "Oh is that that call of duty game?" And goes back to try and figure it out.
Around 30 minutes later, we had to ask our waiter for the manager again, and she came over and said that they couldn't figure out how to switch the channels and it was broken. Literally at the same time the channels on tv's were being changed, they EVEN PASSED TBS WHILE CHANGING ONE TV. We ended up watching on our phones for the rest of the night, and left around 1145 when we just gave up.
It's just really strange to me how a company that payed for this promotion has no idea what we were talking about. I feel as if the management had even put a little effort into eleague it could have been great. I have been tweeting @BWWings all night but still haven't gotten a response If anyone could help I would appreciate it, this is something I would love to do someday, very disappointed with how things turned out.
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>>150066747
yea i know, but then there are clips where these guys lock onto someone they dont see and who isnt in a area where they could hear them. knowing that this was obvious they suddenly move their crosshair in a weird motion and look somewhere senselessly, knowing what they just did. if that isnt obvious idk anymore. i also think valve cant ban all of the cheaters, because this would be the downfall of csgo (pro scene)
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>>150054314
holy shit that was a nice play
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>>150066747
Is this bait
none of the aimlock clips involve any sound whatsoever
if you think the point is that they know where those players are you have no idea whats being discussed anyway
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https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/759295726690115584
Thorin's Thoughts, sponsored by the Onnit Academy
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>page 10
damn, I feel bad so I guess ill bump
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d e a d g e n e r a l
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>2 games in a row top frag with 6+ mvps and 30 bombs but have 2 teammates with less than 6 kills each game
15-15
14-16
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>>150072389
it's just a pug, retard
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>>150072505
>retard
easy friend its just an imageboard general
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>>150072535
don't use that on me >:^(
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dumb cuckposters
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>>150072389
What's your rank?
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>>150072354
i ' v e
m a d e
u p
m y
m i n e
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>>150072729
mg1
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>>150073120
lol no wonder you drop 30 every map
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>>150073164
indeed
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How to fix csgo:
>CT starts with 3500 money
>T starts with 1500
Fixed.
>>
I'm going to miss swaying little lounge kiddies on reddit :(
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>>150073445
Is lounge closing?
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>>150073738
Valve will ban the rest of their bots soon. It took me a day to get my knives out because of the trade banned bots.
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>>150074184
So you're basically fucked if your item is still on the bots and it gets banned?
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lads, who are you betting on today?
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>>150074357
Our slavs VP duh
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>>150074247
Yes.
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>>150074357
VP is sure win.
:^)
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r8 my new awp
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>>150075369
Shit skin
Shit stickers
Are you too cheap to spend money on an actual FT one?
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>>150075604
mad cuz bad
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senpaitachi is mpgh a good public cheat site
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really horny but it's still 7 hours until my bf gets here and 8 hours until the eleague final so I cant jerk off
what do I do gotards?
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>>150022000
full house roll speaks truth
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSyITKBZPdw
Almost a month and spinbotter isn't banned yet.
Nice game GOtards.
But seriously, play something else and stop torturing yourselves with this shitty game.
You won't even be able to gamble anymore.
>>
thank fuk mOE broke it off before the wedding
nigga is rich af and she getting nothing
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anyone got a link to the fnatic vs navi game? youtube the jews only give my shit with russian commentary
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>>150056559
moe just confirmed he did end it
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>>150079681
>>150079312
>>150056559
M0e is honestly the most alpha uncucked guy in this community. Bailed the fuck out of taking care of two other kids lmao.
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>>150079559
Watch the vod on twitch
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just bet my wife's son's college fund to over 2.5 maps on fnatic virtus game
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>play at 5~ ping
>nothing seems to land
>spray is always off
>play with 100+ ping
>get headshots more often
>spray like im get_right
why is that?
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>>150080118
Did you watch anime beforehand?
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>>150080118
Cause valve's lag compensation is disgustingly bad
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>>150080363
i didnt watch anime before both matches(5 ping and 100 ping), and yet i have vastly different results for some reason.
m-maybe....maybe i dont need anime?
>>150080379
makes sense....
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>>150080813
You should watch anime before every match tbqh senpai.
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>>150080984
how much should i watch between each match?
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>>150081081
Even just 2 minutes between every match can be the difference between bottom fragging and 40 bombing.
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>>150032412
You're fine as long as some overwatch monkey doesn't see it.
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>>150040814
>Advertise you can kill teammates
>Wonder why people try to kill teammates
a retard is u
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DED GAME PAGE 10 EDITION LMAO
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>>150083764
should we let it die
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is there a reason to have a green interface (hiko streams)
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>>150086262
green makes you look less fat its optical alusion
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inb4 swedecucks let VP win because they feel sorry
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steam down?
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>>150086262
what the fuck do u think lel
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>2nd C&D letter fake
uhhhh gogurts????
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Reminder that there will be a cheating scandal and the whole scene will crumble.
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>>150088137
the only cheating scandal going on is m0e on his wife lmao
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Post your bets.
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>>150088206
>>
>its been 3 months
>overwatch still alive
>csgo still dead
>all my friends who left to play overwatch still hasnt returned
should i just get overwatch already?
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>>150089112
>playing first person shooters
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>>150089112
>3 months
>overwatch dying
>csgo dead
>all my friends who went to overwatch went back to CSGO for a week and then Pokemon Go released
>everyone is playing Pokemon now
should I just get over to Pokemon GO already? It's obvious it's killed every other game out there.
>>
>>150090138
get with the times grandpa
pokemon go is dead unless you're botting
>>
which team gloves would you wear if valve ever added them? for me ENCE
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where do you torrent things now that kickass is down? I want to dm to preacher.
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>>150092270
I use private trackers, you fucking normie pleb.
>>>/g/55815310
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>>150093054
i dont give enough of a shit about tv to do that desu. the only private trackers ive even used are what and animebytes
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10871424
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>>150093253
You disgust me, you absolute filth.
>>
I'm tired of having all my teammates being russians and slavs.
What shall i do?
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>>150093463
if you keep this shit up im going to have to actually log into netflix to watch stuff. you're pushing me bud.
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>>150093531
Matchmaking Server Picker
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hiko and s1mple to mouz confirmed on s1mples stream
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>>150093531
come play with us NA bois, anon.
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>>150094267
sorry i dont play with degenerates
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>>150094551
oh fuk
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>>150094551
im not a degenerate
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>>150093774
Should i block EU West/East? Is there russians too?
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>>150094267
How?
>>150094551
not me
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>>150094721
youre a worthless piece of trash go back where you belong
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>>150088206
he or she didn't cheat
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>>150094848
use the server picker. people are a lot kinder over here in NA, and they usually give callouts.
>>150094972
where do i belong?
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>>150095372
bongistan here, I'd rather have euros than some fat american nigger screaming AYO HOL UP GO B NIGGUH
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>>150095657
>implying niggers play cs
>implying niggers play on pc
dont be ridiculous
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>>150088721
why do you bet on immortals and c9 with those odds lel
>>
does this finally kill the "tarik is good" meme?
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>>150095890
Why not? It's like Fnatic against NME or something.
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>>150096552
Everyone have accepted Tarik as shit long time ago except for his fanboys and Thorin with
>Tarik is playing bad because of his oppressive soulcrushing contract meme.
>>
>thinking turk roaches like tarik are good
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>>150096693
so much -ev
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>>150096552
>not watching pepsilon
>>
ez 4 ence
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>>150094773
block stockholm server
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>>150096801
lol whos said tarik is ever good?
>>
>>150095828
I play on NA and I experience 4-man dindus very often
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>>150096827
Excuse me?
>>
>he doubted our guys csgolounge
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>>150096849
im actually catching up on jojo with scorebot open
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>>150097248
minus value
how much those two bets rise your odds? there is always the chance for ultimate choke, especially with teams like c9 and immortals
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>>150097225
that's honestly impressive, because i have 2k hours i think i can count the amount of niggers i've played with on one hand.
>>
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Ca_88XsHk
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could someeone tuck me in for my nap? :3
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>>150100368
*tucks you into coffin*
gn faggot lmao
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>>150093446
new operation dropping hot this friday
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give me ONE (1) good reason why we shouldn't be able to buy the USP as terrorist again
>>
>try to play CSGO again three months of not playing
>completely forgot all spray patterns
>can't hit shit
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>>150101623
'cuz there's no one who can or want to give 1st world's weapons to muslims
>>
Semmler vapes, why don't you?
>>
>>150102390
I am not a giant flying faggot, that's why
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>>150101682
just pull down nigga
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>>150100506
~yum~
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>>150100368
*hugs and tucks into bed*
There you go anon!
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>>150102514
What are you doing on 4chan then?
>>
Leaked.
>>
>join competitive match
>it's me and 4 russians
>2 kids with pony avatars
>vodka runes in chat
>people screaming in russian
>I finish with a 2:1 k/d
>rest of team barely 1:3
>we lose 16-4
>repeat
Does this get better at higher ranks? I'm a 1.6 "veteran" and i'm still only at silver.
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>>150104012
you'll never get out of the silver hell
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>>150104012
uninstall the game grandpa
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>top 3 NA player is getting rekt by tier 5 shitters
Why am I not surprised?
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Post yfw VP 2-0 Fnatic
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>>150106476
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>>150106476
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>>150106476
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>>150106476
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>>150106476
>>
>play nonprime mm
>every player with a slavic nation's flag plays like global elite
:^)
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>>150104012
If you got placed in silver it means you aren't good.
The game is shit anyways, so just run for you literal and digital life. The game is filled with cheaters, there's so many different hacks now, its become less and less worth it to play comp. How well they're hidden now is retarded, the user base is saturated with them and its ruined the game.
>inb4 git gud
Just get Overwatch buddy, at least blizz takes cheats seriously.
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>>150108484
>plays like global elite
*aims like global elite. They play just as shit as normal, terrible movement, no game play, its only their aim thats magically good.
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>>150108706
>Just get Overwatch buddy,
No linux port.They also fucked my asshole with Nostalrius so they can go fuck themselves
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>>150106476
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me so horny
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>>150109250
>linux
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>>150109250
>cares about videogames
>uses linux
>doesn't even have a windows partition just for games
why tho
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>>150109871
i do, but i'm not rebooting just to play a few rounds.
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>>150110027
why not?
is your computer so shit that it can't boot into windows in less than a minute?
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>>150110027
>not using vmware or virtualbox
?
>>
Is ence throwing? Looks like they are losing on purpose with players not even shooting when someone is in front of them.
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>>150111279
ez 4 ence
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>>150108484
>play prime mm on low ranks
>half of the players have 10k hours on their account and own three games
>>
DMG and I have Esea C-, I can't rank up in either because my teamates are autisitc. I top frag and drop 30 kills, but we still lose. What do?
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>>150112280
make friends an play with them maybe? hello?
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>>150112280
you only need to win like 45% of the games in esea to rank up l e l l e l
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anyone got the TBS stream again? i forget to bookmark it.
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I just played against silvers with my monitor off and with just a little help from my teammates and volume 1 I was able to no only be able to move around the map but also I managed to plant the c4 many times, throw useful nades and I even got a kill, I feel really proud about myself 2bh
ok, thanks for reading my blog, remember to subscribe ;))
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>>150112946
why have you not killed yourself yet?
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>>150112597
https://www.arconaitv.me/teabees/
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>>150113152
>it's another csgog bullies me as usual episode
meanies >:^(
>>
>4 losses in a row
Soloqueue is unplayable during peak hours.
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>>150113267
>tfw banned from the site because the admin is a retard
Oh well. I won't miss it. I could easily bypass it, but I can't be arsed. Retard admin tried to argue that IPT is the best torrent site.
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>>150111508
>tfw have like 60 games due to sales
>CSGO is the only one my shit computer can run
>tfw stuck with CSGO until I can afford a new PC
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reminder that if you unironically bet on VP your skines are mine and and i will take good care of them
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>>150113152
Dont bully rrr, hes sweet
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>>150113373
the stream is dogshit quality anyway
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>>150113286
fuck you nerd
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>>150088721
uhhh Team Liquid hello??
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>>150113846
it's the best we've got unless someone's sitting on an inhouse stream. feel free to share if u do.
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>>150113893
;w; please, please e nice to me! at least just once..
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>>150113846
I just wanted to hear Thoorin's banter.
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>>150113962
I don't, i would just like to use it without having twitch in the background for observer feed
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>>150113997
then post something good for once
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>>150114182
isn't being able to play without a monitor really cool?
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If you don't play CSGO you're clearly a goof
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>>150114464
rate me r/magog
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>>150114464
>>150114548
Pasha has the most dad looking face in the world
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>>150114464
>>150114548
me on the left
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>>150114337
no its stupid (just like you)
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any way to watch the full broadcast from the internet?
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>camera zooms in directly on olofs giant pimple
lmao
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>>150114682
fine -.-
what should I post instead? >:^(
>>
>Cbble
>Train
xDDD
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>>150114876
ur suicide note
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Who's losing skines with me tonight?
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>>150115149
why do you hate me so much?
>>
If all of VP got biceps like pasha, would they have a better chance of winning against Fnatic?
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>cobble
>mirage
>train
fuck this shit
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>>150115271
i used to like you but your ratio of worthless weeb posts to good posts became too low and now ur just a shitter
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im ready
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>>150115156
I am.
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>>150115453
on my defense I haven't been weebposting in a while
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>>150115156
I started cheering for VP solely because of this post.
Fuck off I hope you lose all you own.
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>>150115670
>cheering for the ones that aren't cheating
lmao
>>
our boys just won the pistol with an epic comeback
>>
kek FNC literally assuming VP are stupid as fuck
>>
>Pasha gets a kill
>Fat-ass Americans start clapping their hands, shitting their pants & shoving hamburgers into their mouths
>Fnatic pulls off a sick 2v4
>no reaction
>>
is pige gonna win one for da land?
>>
>>150115798
byali did actually
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>>150116157
byali isn't toggling as hard as our boys
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>>150115670
eh it's the shit knives I don't care about losing
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>>150115156
what bayo is that?
>>
>>150116157
and do, ofc
>>
I thought people on this general liked VP. Is this because they have hit the reddit threshold?
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>>150116279
Boreal Forest
>>
Lmao taz is blatant
>>
So who has better cheats favelas or fnatic
>>
>>150117080
fnatic doesnt cheat anymore
>>
>>150117120
that's a good joke anon
>>
I don't get it /magog/
Fnatic are the most obvious cheaters. They're so obvious it's ridiculous, yet you insist they're /ourguys/ and cry hacks at less suspicious people tha them?????
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>why yes indeed my favourite map is d2
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>>150117120
yea right also i wish byali will toggle
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>I watch and agree with dan m
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americans are so disgusting...............
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>>150115215
those are some serious dabs
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>>150117517
>>
When will they nerf tec9 ????????????
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>>150117619
710
>>
Should Semmler die?
>>
>lads we need to plant those mics near the audience
>guys? yes you. when you cheer for one team please do it INTO the mic. got it? nice
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>>150117279
>Fnatic are the most obvious cheaters
they used to be, the favela monkeys are now
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pasha has a beak nose like a bird
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Why are americans such monkeys during events
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>>150118079
still he calls olofmeister a pinocchio kek
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>>150118170
Uncultured swine.
>>
>they doubted mai fren
SMHMF(Shake my head my friend)
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>>150118079
he's a hawk
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hey is the gay man from germany here?
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What stream am I supposed to watch?
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>>150118353
TBS
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>>150117080
depends on what you mean by "better".
favelas cheat much more and much more blatantly. at least fnatic holds back sometimes, like now, giving VP 6 rounds. not gonna deny that byali and snax cheat too though.
>>
just came inside my gf (male) lads while watching eleague
AMA
>>
>cummler for the grand final
JUST
>>
>fnc feel the pressure
>start hsing thru smokes
Lmaoing @tm
>>
cobble is a bad map
>>
>g-guys we promise no one has wallhacks on
lmao
>>
Hey guys I'm a bit confused, can these guys in-game see the players' outlines through the wall? I don't understand, they really should clarify this stuff more.
>>
THE PLAYERS CAN'T SEE THE COLOURED OUTLINES
THEY ARE JUST THAT FAST
>>
Is this a major? if so shuting down gambling killed the game
>>
>>150118820
this isn't a major
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>>150118820
No.
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>>150117976
Yes.
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>>150118761
>>150118776
>>150118748
Its sent on television, its for people who are watching on tv and have never played the game
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Why is JW so shit?
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>>150119008
No shit, retard.
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>>150119008
Right, but he's explained it at least 20 times now.
>>
>>150119008
Dude... 4 realz?
>>
>fnacuck
>>
Can't tell if loud americans or screaming muslims
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f-f-fnatic?
>>
I miss BO5s
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>>150119478
there's one tonight
>>
lads i think i've come up with le best strat le ever..........
if other team is shitting on u........
just call timeout and try to lose their le momentum xD
>>
im literally reporting pasha atm
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>>150119673
snax and biyali are the cheaters though
>>
I like my deathadder's size and shape but it's just so fucking shit when it comes to durability
3 months i've played with it and one side grip is almost gone and left click, right click and scroll wheel feel loose already
should I get EC1 or ZA11? or some logitech mouse?
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>all these chads chanting in crowd for VP
Are you intimidated, /csgog/?
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>be Polish and been watching Golden Five since 2008
am I the biggest fanboy in this thread
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E X P O S E D
X
P
O
S
E
D
https://oddshot.tv/shot/MLG/Uzr_e9nX_e9JtYYb46XJnXGf
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http://esportsobserver.com/german-television-cancels-eleague-broadcast-week-violence/
German Television networks all dropped plans to support ESPORTS. Deleting their CSGO website entirely today.
The reason is the recent fear of terrorism and violence in Germany. The omega faggot cucks destroying their own country are now banned ESPORTS because it is violent.
Meanwhile 2 million violent pigs will receive over 100 billion euro in welfare over the next 5 years while they rape german women.
>GER"MAN"Y HAAHAHHAHAHA
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>>150119836
g303 if you claw grip is a really good mouse, imo
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>fnacuck getting plowed
>magog starts calling hacks
Literally lmaoing at your lives atm
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>>150119875
>t-say
>jesus
>my god
What did they mean by this?
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>>150119858
wow guyse!!!!!!!
an le oldfag xD
can u triforcce tho???????????????? xD
whats rule nr one????!!! x-----------D
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>>150120052
lose weight
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>>150120052
you think youre funny huh?
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>>150120103
wow rooood much???????????????????? x_x
>>
um fnatic?
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>>150119952
I used to use claw grip with my fk1, kana and kinzu but i've started to use palm with deathadder
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Here we go again..
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when will vp cut steroid man
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>>150118352
yes
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>>150120338
every fucking time
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i have been watching this shit for too many years, playing for the same amount
i admit, while im not that great of a player to become a pro, its easy to tell what fnatic has to do to control the damage.
its really hard to play against opponents who are pushing like gold novas but are aiming good, while still having good aim.
for example, take drop on cobble. you smoke the window which leads to drop and the doorway. you molly the insides when you hear them dropping.
there are many things you can do. start baiting on eco rounds. put two players in spots where usually only one plays. stop fucking playing the spots that everyone plays when the opponents are rolling over you so tremendously.
>inb4 mad lol
its not that, im trying to tell how youre supposed to play when someone is steamrolling over you. whether it is in matchmaking or in """"""""pro plays"""""""
you stop peeking when you know youre being outaimed (and if your teammates dont know pop flashes) and you start playing like a fucking retard. it literally helps. look at vp's pushes every round. gj vp, u figured csgo out. push like a retard, aim like a god.
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>>150118516
I think Semmler is the best commentator along with Sadokist. Anders is meh
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>>150119085
>JW
>shit
Pick one dumbfuck
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>>150120718
They won't they need him as the meme glue to hold them together.
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>>150121241
>13-18
>good
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>>150121105
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not nbk and black nbk
what are you even doing with ur life
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>>150121105
black ddk > henryg > ddk > anders > sadokist > moses > pansy > semmler > blu
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>>150121105
Kill yourself, reddit.
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>>150119902
read this earlier. made me physically sick. 99% of CS players in germany are ethnic germans.
100% of terror attacks are made by shitskins.
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pashas arms are bigger then his legs
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>>150121105
>Semmler
>best anything
how can you have taste this bad?
Hell, I fucking like Anders and Semmler, but Semmler is definitely the weak link of their partnership.
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