/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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>dm for 45 minutes
>play MM
>lose and derank

>come back the next day
>play aim botz for 10 minutes
>play MM
>top frag and win

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>ded game

>>149825082
who care..

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who /intellimouse/ here?

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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win

GOLD NOVA FOREVER FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>149825609

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1st for our god stewie2k

>>149825313
good post

>>149825729
Yes
it also means shit like fallen's scout shot won't happen anymore

>>149825251
me!!

not posting a picture because it's embarrassingly yellowed. still need to clean it. just imagine it though.

>Donald Trump does ama on redd1t
>doesn't hold a sign saying hello redd1t
I've never been more disappointed

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azubu is the worst streaming site ever

>put semphis on a team
>forcebuy to death

2 hops this time

I am so fucking excited that C9 is gonna pick up Tarik, and continue to have a premiere player be their IGL.

Their future looks so fucking bright. They're gonna crush domestic teams like Optic or Liquid.


And once Skadoodle, n0thing, and Shroud start caring about the game again, they'll be at least top 20 players and C9 will be a top 5 team.

>>149827103
nah dingit

that was a good meme tweet

>been queing every map for 5min
>no game
gotards?

>>149828537
game is updating

how the fuck does tarik have so many viewers

-slemmy
+m1xwell

>>149829347
>only 4k
you made it sound like it was a lot

>>149826971
Trump isn't a cuck you know?

>>149829826
he should have at least 300 or less

What causes people to get scammed and how can I prevent that?

I haven't really traded before but I do want to trade my knife for another knife. Not sure what to look out for.

>>149829995
Being dumb
(You) can't

>>149829995
hey its me ur brother

Greetings from Reddit.

Why do you guys like Thorin and Richard Lewis? They are toxic to the scene. This is why I like(d) ESL so much.

>>149830140
>>149830152
I've heard of people using accounts that look exactly the same, but instead of the dup account having the high-value knife, it'll have a lower-value knife that looks the same.

Somehow this tricks someone, but again I don't know how. Do they show/screenshot the high value knife on the real account, and then send the person a trade link from their dup account?

>>149830318
Thorin and Richard are good for the scene overall, especially Thorin. Though both end up saying or doing stupid annoying shit.

Like Richard retweeting all the hateful tweets he gets all day, Thorin wasting time on the analyst desk by saying something un-funny but edgy, Richard saying that Keemstar is a "good dude", probably because Richard is looking for an excuse to go against the anti-Keemstar circlejerk, etc.

>>149830331
No people are just too dumb and don't check the item in the inventory, it is very straightforward to know exactly what you are getting.

Nothing tilts me more than having a player on your team aim his crosshair at the floor.

>>149831957
hello silver

>>149832162

Gold3 actually, I still get those team mates from time to time.

>>149831957

This. I get enraged as all fuck when my teammates point their fucking UMP crosshair at the ground. i get on the mic and be like "are you planning to shoot them in the fucking foot?"

My friend tells me I get very "hostile" toward our teammates but that's cause they fcking suck. I've started phrasing it more nicely cause usually I'm not that mad but goddamn do these basic mistakes make me salty.

Especially when some fuck cunt gets like 3 kills with the Bizon and then rubs it in my face and uses that as an excuse to buy it the rest of the goddamn match.

Whatever, fuck these people, they can stay in silver. They don't hold corners, they don't coordinate their buys, they act like the Sawed off is a fucking viable weapon. Fuck them all

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So I was here last time asking for advice on edgy weapon names. I got myself a Sandy Hook Simulator M4A4 and a Columbine Special Tec9

Thing is, I want a name for my M4 silenced. But since silenced M4s aren't really used in shootings I don't know what to call it. Preferrably related to some mass shooting in which an AR-15 was used.

Any ideas for names? I am thinking of de_pulse_nightclub but I am curious if anyone has anything better.

>>149832838
you are so shit at names that i refuse to help even tho i just cooked up some good names
kill yourself. some shit like soundgarden is probably the edgiest music you've listened to.

FROM IVY

OUT MIDDLE

THROUGH OUR CONNECTOR

LIKE A BACON NARWHAL

ADMIN HE DOING IT SIDEWAYS

meem

literally the only reason I come here anymore is to post that meme every so often.

>>149835024
the phoon one not this dosia one above

>>149834946
when she succ u under the table

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>>149835161

>>149827383
fuck yeah nigga c9 ftw

>>149835217
e v e r y t h i n g

>>149835217
couldn't breathe for 5 minutes after seeing this

>>149835217
literally our guy

why is 1.6 so much better than this piece of shit

>>149833775

I've never listened to sound garden??? And all the names I did were other peoples' suggestions. Pls help me.

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>be bad
>get anime gf
>install aimlock
>get good
>win
why haven't you done this?

>>149838609
>gf
I hope that was a typo

>>149838696
THIS is a typo

*unzips dick*

>>149838779
l-lewd

another thread ruined by gay rrrr -.-

>>149838820
I'll lewd inside of you if u no what I mean ;)

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>>149838978

Reminder that if you cannot consistently get a 1 kill per round ratio, at least a 1.5 KDR, and the most MVPs on your team at the end of the match, you have absolutely no right to complain about teammates.

Also, do more offline training, at least 20% of your playtime should be spent on maps like aim_botz, recoil master and training_aim_csgo. Literally the best way to isolate certain training components before testing them on DMs.

How come a shitter like me gets to be LEM but my MG friends outaim me?

>>149840049

because maybe aim isn't everything

>>149839923
>he needs to practice his aim

raw aim is my favourite meme

>>149840142

>not practicing aim

Even NiKo drops 2k frags on aim_botz for practice, but yea, nice meme bro ;')

>>149840430
I watch anime, why would I need to practice my aim?

FeelsAmazingMan 8= =D

>>149841685
dammit it deleted all the new BTTV emotes

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How do I get the programming skills of James Conrad?

>>149842723
I already do though

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>phantomlord making a run for mexico
cya idiots!

Can you guys tell me how to git gud and reach anything actually worthwhile without using anime, aimlocks or turning into james conrad?

>>149843409
that definitely isn't a sandwich
>>149846760
no

>>149846760
play a lot.

A fucking LOT.

You litterally don't get any better at anything unless you practice it. Just play the fucking game as many hours as you can spare and you will get better.

>>149847386
Can you define good?
How good can someone get without the proper talent but the right mindset?

>>149846760
James Conrad is actually skilled though, he just uses hacks because it's funnier

>>149847464
People who are untalented just need to think their way through things more then people who are talented. Talented players will just walk into a site and headshot everyone and keep walking like they own the fucking place. Someone who's untalented will have to use other things like smoke and flashes to compete with players like that.

Just play the fucking game. If you're not doing so well in a match think about what you can do to support a team mate, make your calls and shut up (this is a weakness for me personally, so used to play with teams that don't call anything that im calling things for others when i die and talking over the guy who's actually playing and has more context for whats happening) so people can listen.

>>149847801
How do you know when he is and isn't cheating? Why would you hang out with him long enough to find out regardless?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hsx986FRTE
official csgog theme

>>149848525
>not our house

>>149848656
csgo is now brazilian property

>>149848015
Would you guys mind reviewing one of my Demos and give me a few tips on what I'*m doing wrong?
Will be posting the link anyways since I'm leaving for work now.
steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-SeMoW-oHKvu-XQQo9-GHvfP-umXML
Name is Kanonenfutter | Xall1996 btw.

>>149825251
This is such a fucking shitty mousepad.

It feels too slippery, can't hit anything with it.

This coming from a guy who used to hit deag headshots with ease.

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>>149827383
>And once Skadoodle, n0thing, and Shroud start caring about the game again, they'll be at least top 20 players and C9 will be a top 5 team

>start caring about the game again

top lul

>>149848015
What makes you think I hang out with him? How would I even go about such a thing in the first place? I'm just saying he's a good player but this game is so fucking boring that it's more fun to just grief.

i havent played comp in so long i forgot you had to buy armor for most of the first half
lol oh well still won

i'm now up to adding 15 people to my suspect list on esea over the last 2 weeks on 30 pugs.

I've added 3 people lifetime over the last 18 months before these 2 weeks.

esea's cheating problem is becoming hilarious

How do you even go about hacking CSGO? I guess most of them use DLL injectors but I have no clue how you even go about doing something like that

>>149851431
>download public hack of your choice that is less than 3 days old
>run hack
>run game
>play

how is that complicated?

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>>149851717
I worded my question poorly, apologies English is not my first language. I meant more how do you go about making your own

>>149852030
>learn basic c++
>download visual studio
>make new project
>check source of existing cheats to learn shit
>write

not that hard honestly, I already made my own external glow/triggerbot a few months back

>>149852030
You're not going to do anything that no one else has ever done. The fact that you are asking on 4chan rather than doing your own research indicates that you won't do it. You'll look into it for 20-30 minutes, say to yourself "this is hard", and then stop and go back to wasting time on here.

Guys if I want prime on another account can I somehow change my phone number from my current acc or do I need to get a new number.

Smurfing is one of the most boring things I did in CSGO.
I don't even know how cheaters can enjoy sonething like that v

>>149856003
it's the rage that fuels them

tfw smurfing is harder because of 64tick and opponents who never stop moving

>>149858224
lol

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>>149858224
Kek

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new knife 08/22/16 confirmed

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Post DM trax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NSvaT6h52s

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>>149862967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5JBLkjgP4Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0mvcEdxjw

http://shop.attackthemusic.com/track/deceptive

things that are reddit and any self respecting magogger should not do:

>uses edpi under 1000
>believes that the earth isn't flat
>uses shorts in public (unironically)

>>149862967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOKV9Stri_M

living on the edge >:-|

>>149863487
1800 edpi master race

>>149862967
https://soundcloud.com/thisiskamaboko/sawamuraspencereriri

>>149863487
840 eDPI
Why would I think the earth is flat?? oO
I use shorts in public all summer lol. I'm cute tho :3

>>149863709
reddit............... leave.................. magog....................

what does magog mean?

>>149864353
it doesnt mean anything. dont listen to that guy.

>tfw magog is full of reddishorts

>>149862792
that's the old source knife

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>get some fishy headshots
>one of the opponent says nice aim, enjoy vac etc
>ask why
>one of his teammate says he thinks anyone better than him is a cheater
>he adds me on his friend list
>tfw I am actually cheating

>>149867575
expected from an animefag

>>149867575
added you on my friends list

our guy shoushi put out another video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4fEdRnonow

>>149868401
is that the japanese pub player or somehting?

>>149825251
hows that hhkb layout for cs? do you mind the control key

>go negative in a tie
>rank up

Um gotards?

>>149869297
>lose 21 games in a row
>dont derank from gn2
gotards???

>>149868401
literally whoshi

>>149869297
it's based on a weighted average of your past few games, normally a 60% win rate of round played in your last 8 games leads to a rankup (depending on number of mvp stars). you getting a tie probably bumped a loss off your last eight games meaning your total was good enough for the new rank.

>>149869631
>Derank from LE to GN2
>cant rank up
I accept it as my real level.

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>>149868592
>>149869943
>they dont know shoushi

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rate my epic steam bio dudes XD

>>149870417
who care

How many of you fuck boys lost skins to that dumb gambling shit? C'mon now, its ok.

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>>149863487
>495edpi
Should I start killing myself?

>>149870883
>tfw no strategizing

why even t side

>>149871086
I lost like a dollar betting on Mongolz against Tyloo. Never again.

>>149871139
that is actually a very magog sensitivity

500 - 1000 edpi is the reddit tier

-magog professional

>>149871072
dont reply to with that nonsense

>>149871351
have sex

>>149871086
>gambling
literally none

lost a FN CH AK47 for betting on slavshitters though

>>149871406
with you? no thanks

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maniac is NOT a racist!!!!!! NO!!!

>>149871597
I wouldnt go near a fat loser like you

>>149871817
>me
>fat loser
stop projecting

>>149871981
>says the fat loser
lmao hit the gym fatty

>>149872117
lol im fit af
maybe you should start taking your own advice tubby

>>149872246
maybe you should come to the real world and try a diet

xD

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>>149871738
whats his endgame?

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>get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
>alright i think i will play some csgo today!
>remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
>we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
>pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
>we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>I derank because of this
>Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits and smoke grenade

>>149872373
you first fatass

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>>149872739
you dont have to get triggered fat boy just get motivated to lose the weight

>>149872580
I love this post

>>149872580
>implying silver shitters know how to use smokes properly
I'd rather have them save the 300 bucks and buy something useful with it like a tazer.

>>149872896
what do you mean by triggered? i never heard that one before lol.

>>149873024
I love my bf!

I love my gf (male)!!!

>>149874531
>tfw finally got a bf
>we hold sites retake push together and support eachother
>teammates ask how were so good
>we tell them cause were in love
>they get jealous of what we have

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remember to listen to techno when playing CS.

Your skill level goes up as you listen to it longer.

remember to listen to pigs squeling while playing cs

sounds like anime (which makes you better) and you get the extra JW (our guy) feeling

>>149861027
underrated post

stu

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>>149872580
>remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
If u played in 2014 it was literally hell to rank up, was stuck in dmg forever. After the rank update i got global with allmost no effort. The calibration was a good update was needed u fucking retard.

>pic related
>from around 2015
>global is at 0.7365% now

If u was stukc in avg rank back then ur literally shit, if ur stuck in avg rank today ur still literally shit. Put some effort into improving you fucking weeb.

>>149880104
reply

>>149880104
I don't even know who's baiting who anymore

>>149851017
Oh no, not your list anon! Please!

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>over 30(THIRTY)percent of the userbase of CS;GO is ranked below nova

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>>149881554

>tfw can't help but have Dazed-like rage every match
I can't help but get insanely furious every time a teammate is retarded and keeps dying due to his retardation every round

Having high ping in this game is fucking retarded

HOW CAN YOU SUCCESSFULLY PEEK AN ENEMY AWPER WITH 150 FUCKING PING

I DONT EVEN SEE THE FUCK BEFORE I GET SHOT, NICE GAME VALVE YOU FUCKING RETARDS

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>>149884181
>only rage when I'm playing badly
>always end up being that guy who insults his team while bottomfragging

I'm pathetic

ez 4 ence

How to save CS

>R8 only mode that uses launch stats.

why is spirit hacking? who allowed this?

>>149884279
>not having mm dedicated max ping set to 75
High pingers should burn in hell

>>149884279
I also love those disappearing bullets that I fire from point-blank range.

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>oh look it is a new patch
>maybe they fixed landing animation, dink animation and falling accuracy

>just another hotfix plus few soundfile updates

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THOSE THINGS SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN A WEEK TO REMOVE OR FIX

>>149887156
>he thinks valve actually cares about gameplay
lmaoo
they just release these new patches replacing gun sounds with stock sounds that all sound the same so retards think the game is still alive and continue playing it

>epsilon

>epsilon

>epsilon

>pepsi

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join lobby for boost we are all hacking

steam://joinlobby/730/109775243371978499/76561198100606709

>>149891435
naruto

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rate my knife

>>149891812
i actually thought about buying one of these but they look awful if theyre not fn

Why would you switch to CT side on Cobble when you win the knife round? Retard Alternate.

>>149891885
They look fine as long as float is <0.19

At what rank am I no longer considered a shitter?

>>149892435
Until you reach pro level and can cheat without getting banned.

drop it

>>>149891325
>/csgog/
>not shitters
>should have never joined that game

RIP Fallen

https://twitter.com/NWDeKay/status/758723667396206592

>>149894652
https://twitter.com/FalleNCS/status/758720766775025664

>>149894782
>instead of disabling the account they banned it

hmm... gotards?

>>149895306
both have the same effect

>>149895306
That's literally disabling.
They will unbann it once he gets his account back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFPpU-D1WQ8

It worth it to lower my sens if I've used it for 600+ hours? At 800 dpi/1 sens at the moment

>>149895648
Try it.

>>149863487
i use 2000 eDPI and haven't gone out in public in 2 years, what do i win

>>149891465
dattebayo!

>>149895983
what's eDPI?

>>149896079
dpi * ingame sens

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>>149881554
>>149881629
>>149897358

ECO'D
>ECO'D
ECO'D
>ECO'D
ECO'D
>ECO'D
ECO'D
>ECO'D

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>>149897429

How much time does csgolounge have? The letter was sent around June 19th at around 5.

i love chen
she's so cute and so much better than fucking umaru.
god i hate umaru

only silvers and queers like umaru

>>149897974
tomorrow is the day

>>149898093
I wonder if valve will do something

>>149898350
the bots will be banned
new bots will be made
and csgolounge will still be open

>>149898350
honestly in a perfect vacuum they make an agreement with csgolounge and opskins
they both are overall good for the ecosystem of csgo
csgolounge should start making users show proof of ID to prevent underage kids from gambling

>>149898030
umaru is just japanese minions

>>149898503
Valve will ban those too once reddit starts whining

>>149898701
The only reason they started banning was because kike3kike3 put heat on them for allowing grey area gambling. I doubt they'll partner or somehow allow it.

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>>149897110

pepsilon max is choking

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>cute swedes
>great logo/sticker
>alumni include JW and flusha
>former roster members with VAC bans AND matchfixing bans

literally our guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK7tknHK8wk

>>149900553
Who had a VAC?

>>149900683
Sf

>>149900683
kqly

>cuckspilon
>our guys

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AIMWARE.NET

>alternate awper literally stands in the fire until he dies
>freddie kills himself

EU CS

>>149901137
1G

>>149901121
>paying for cheats instead of just making your own
what a cuck

>tfw enemy is team is stomping us until half
>after 2nd pistol round their topfragger gets VAC'ed
>enemy team proceeds to lose because they're absolute trash without their cheater

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>>149901238
mad cuz pcheat?

>>149829995
>Don't accept invites to trade, send static trade offers back and forth
>Don't click on links they send, don't mindlessly follow their instructions
>Only trade through steam trade windows
>Check and double check and triple check Weapon / Finish / Condition on both sides of the trade offer, use "inspect in-game" liberally
>DO NOT SUBMIT TO "ITEM INSPECTION TRADES" AND SHIT LIKE THAT, and tell them to fuck off, if they say they want an Admin to check the items
>DO NOT EVER HAVE FAITH IN THE OTHER GUY

tl;dr: Treat the other guy like an enemy. You just do not trust him and act accordingly.

>>149900553
>former roster members
dont forget to mention our 'edshot machine

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AIMWARE.NET

holy shit nuke is still fucking terrible

nice choke pepsilon

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>>149901238
>vac still hasn't detected my homemade triggerbot

hehe

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>>149904019
I've been using a homemade hack with glow/bhop/noflash/trigger for half a year on my alt and still no bans whatsoever

VAC literally cannot detect cheats you made yourself if you don't share them

>>149904465
Dancing cutie

>Turks bullying are guys

:(

Is dust2 CT or T sided?

>>149904936
CT for good teams

Is there any reason to buy Famas over UMP?

>>149904346
mines even just a disgusting hackjob that I originally wrote for fun in WoT years ago

that vac can't detect a rudimentary pixel scanner is beyond me.

tfw starladder has team gloves and no one else does

>>149905195
Maybe it would give too many false positive if it did?

>losing two players to USPs

pepsilon what a joke

>>149905131
famas looks cooler and has better skins

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What did he meme by this?

>>149905209
they also have cts on t side and vice versa

>>149905454
At least they didn't lose players to FUCKING GLOCKS

>>149905464
No, it doesn't.

>>149905513
I bet my soul leddit will now praise 1.3 as if it was the best cs ever made

>>149905513
CSGO has a lower skill celling then 1.3, and we have better players now then have ever existed in CS.

pepsilon keep losing against ecos

>>149905623
yes it does

>>149905694
Most pros will say 1.3 or 1.5 if they played then.

1.4 was buggy trash, 1.6 nerfed the move speed when you land to fuck over bhops.

>0.008

>>149905794
No. Don't ever reply to me again.

whos playing on the tv game tomorr, fnatic/navi or mouz/virtus pro?

>>149905195
my hack just straight up writes to memory
it literally just writes glow values to enable spectator glow in normal play
they can't even detect that

>>149905861
>>149905706
What are the differences between 1.3 and 1.6? bhop, deagle + awp, no tactical shield? what else?

>>149905916
maybe you should stop posting your wrong opinions if you dont want to be corrected

>>149906054
kys

>our guy sean gares playing overwatch
lmoa csgo is so dead

>>149906101
no
sorry not sorry

I thought Epsilon was good. Didn't they almost beat NiP at Malmö?

>>149906229
ah, you mean the lan epsilon. completely different team, this is the online epsilon, that loses to spirit and atn. common mistake.

>>149906229
that was the other swedish twinks, GODSENT

>>149906523
What LAN event did Epsilon almost beat a top Swedish team?

ence VS epsilon

ourest guys VS are guys

who will win this battle of the giants????

>ENCE group name is so long it doesn't even fit in the kill feed

I hate this.

>>149906967
ez 4 ence

>it was actually ez 4 ence for once

>>149906462
why would they use different line-ups for offline and online events?

>>149908029
kys

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How do I make friends that play CS:GO?

>>149908285
Become normie.

When holding a corner and you hear footstep, do you wait for them to appear or you peek them?

My brain says the former is the best way to play it but somehow I always fuck up my aim and end up getting killed instead so I started doing the latter.

>>149908285
Can confirm >>149908413 is correct

>>149908413
>>149908516
sounds gay

>>149904936
>Ts can control 75% of the map with minimal effort
gee i wonder

The Starladder caster speaking in falsetto is hilarious.

>>149908285
I just get adds from guys when I solo queue, and play with them if they were cool and played well. often they have stacks they play with, and I work from there, most people are friendly and at every time of day I normally will have a 5 man to ladder with.

I have a few irl friends I used to play with, but they're stuck in nova and I outpaced them, so don't really play online with them anymore.

ez 4 ence

>ence

E Z 4 E N C E
Z

4

E
N
C
E

not even close

>>149908285
post id???

>>149905513
CS 1.3-1.6 looks so fucking dated it's unreal. Thoorin needs to fuck off with this shit.

>>149910032
It's not about the looks dumbshit

>>149910032
>>149910113

I love it when niggas try to make go into 1.6

like nigga you can just boot up 1.6 and play that shit

Only 1 more day until Lounge has to close. Can't wait.

1. 3rd world toilet cleaner teens run the site
2. They don't host leagues that refuse to follow their rules/advertise for them (for free)
3. Shitty inconsistent rules
4. Payout is just an estimate
5. You don't get the odds you bet on
6. Bad customer service
7. If you don't bet/return your skins within a certain time frame, they take them
8. They ask for donations and give you features for doing it

Too bad they probably scammed so much they don't have to work for many years.

>>149900683
flusha

>>149910671
I have a flusha knight ama

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>>149900553
>great logo/sticker

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>>149911347
all of the 2014 cologne stickers are god tier

>>149911524
Got 4 holo dignigs one on my ak, that I named "ayy lmao".


Got a Clan Mystik holo (from 2014) on a redline, but I'm not using that one.

>>149911686
Thanks for sharing bro :)

>>149911524
>2014 cologne stickers

You're memeing, right? Those are some of the worst without a doubt.

>>149911860
no problem, lil homie. Maybe someday you will have some nice skins as well.

>>149911686
yeah dignitas holos are quite exquisite, shame about how bad they fucked them up this year. they just turn a slightly different shade of green now, very disappointing

Why do I suck so much at this game? I read /csgog/ every day and have my own custom aimlock/wallhacks but it seems my hacks can only carry me to GN2. How do I beat people with who hack better than me? I need to hack better, I've put ~1000 hours into hacking CS but am struggle to compete with better hackers. Any advice on how to cheat better in CSGO would be greatly appreciated. Are there any custom aimlock servers where I can grind my aimlocking ability or workshop maps where I can develop my prefires?

Thanks friends.

>>149912071
Here's a (You)

>>149911937
Katowice 2014 > Katowice 2015 > Cologne 2014 > Cologne 2015 > MLG Columbus > Cluj-Napoca > DreamHack Winter > Cologne 2016

>tfw used/sold all my old Katowice holo's back in 2014

>tfw that IBP holo I had could pay for a semester of university fees

Why do I live?

>>149912261
Must be a pretty shitty university

>>149912179
Cluj was easily the worst major. Even worse than Cologne 2016.

Idk why Katowice 2016 had to be replaced my MLG Murica.

I think draken is toggling

>Elige already switching to Overwatch
Rip...

>>149912351
Nah senpai. Bongistahni standard.

>>149912417
that ranking is just for sticker designs, definitely agree about Cluj being the worst

as for why Kato '16 wasn't a "major major", pretty sure it was because they had Starcraft and other shit there and valve wants the major events to be CSGO-exclusive

>>149912508
>switching to OW

Can we please stop forcing this meme? OW is like TF2 in the sense that it's more fun than CS to play but far more boring to watch.

>>149912417

Because America was blacklisted for who knows why, despite the game being made in America and likely half of it's players being from NA.

I didn't buy any Cluj stickers because of how retarded it was at the time. Why the fuck would Romania get a major before NA? In what world does that make sense. Hopefully they keep up a rotation like Dreamhack/Cologne/Something NA.

>>149912619
Valve stopped caring about sticker design when they realized people could make money off of them. I keep these TL/SK holo's from the last few majors in the hope that the prices will go up in the distant future. Slim chance though.

>>149912871
Valve don't make sense over much really. Cologne, Katowice, Cluj and Jönköping are random as fuck by European standards.

Lads what hack is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BF0kuhcou8

>>149913608
IM SIMPLY BLOWN AWAY!

>>149913608
GAS, GAS, GAS

I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

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What weapons look best with their stock skin?

>>149913608
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>only say gr when you win

kid who made up super shield invulnerability rules when he lost on the playground

>>149914112
All of them. Who the fuck cares about skins? I play this game because I enjoy the gameplay not some shitty pixels designed by some basement dwelling autist.

pepsi is choking again

>>149914856
hehehe

I was just talking with some people and apparently no one ever played in servers with more than 16 players? I'm still new, I've only played CS for about 7 years, but I remember playing 32 player servers all the time. Apparently I dreamed this shit up though, according to these people. Am I going insane?

>>149910028
I'm scared t b h
What's your MM rank?

>>149915179
smfc

>>149915081
Give the game a few months. Once 95% of the player population has gone since skins will be worth nothing it will be hard to find a server with more than 16 players on it.

>>149915203
yeah nevermind

>>149915203
>>149915179
>Thinks CSGO is about making friends
>Thinks CSGO is about "enjoying the game with your /b/ro's"

Obvious Silver with 4 hours ingame being yelled at by little cyka's.

>>149915260
I guess. It's just strange though, I always remember CS being a 16v16 chaotic bloodbath, but apparently everyone played 5v5, eSports style scrims and there was no such thing as a 32 player server. Was I just playing with 31 clones of myself the whole time?

>>149912712
He's playing Pro OW, not casual stream.

>>149915654
That's because Valve didn't ruin CS by trying to introduce their own shitty MM system. It was better this way honestly. GO is a cashcow that CS never was. I remember just fucking around on public servers with 4 or 5 people back in the day. Rest were almost always bots.

>>149915734
>Pro OW

I'm sure that will take off just as much as Pro TF2. He needs the CSGO money desu.

>>149915981
Elige is on BTS. It's already here.

>>149915421
post rank

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Guys will prices dip after CSGL goes down?

Just sold my shit hunts stained for a meh price and I want a new knife

>>149915397
-.-

>>149916291
>Plays MM
>2016

Are you trying to make some kind of point here?

>>149916349
price will go higher desu

>>149916349
csgol isn't going down

>>149916564
If you're calling me a Silver you should at least have something to back it up.
You're really disappointing.

>>149916582
because their would be less knives on market, or what exactly?

>>149916690
*there

>>149916659
If it's not, Valve is gonna sue them.

>>149916665
Very well. I doubt it will mean much to you. I stopped playing Faceit a while ago since the servers are shite.

Currently comfy B rank in ESEA. When I stopped playing Valve MM (2 years ago) I was LEM.

holy shit freddie

freddie just toggled

>>149918076
Seems no one i watching but that was insane

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disco pepsilon vs ence god damn this is hot fire

>>149918206
Do the twitch clip thing

>>149918748
Don't know how to ;-;

>>149918748
How can I do Twitch clips if I'm using Livestreamer? Do I have to keep Twitch running in mobile quality in a different window?

So, TACO is doing an Q&A on Facebook and he said Flusha is the hardest player to play against and the best in-game.
And that his dream-team would be something like "Olof, flusha, shoxie, GuardiaN e ApeX"
Waddyall think?

what happened to Allu? He used to carry NiP

>>149918879
He carried this entire series

>>149918861
-Apex

our guy warowl is streaming

>>149919239
our guys are playing sorry bb

are epsilon out if they lose this one? i want to see them fight chinas again

AWPing is literally the easiest thing in the game. Why are AWPers so over-rated?

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>>149919758
>AWPing is literally the easiest thing in the game.