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HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE edition

>PC & Mac 3.13 - Valkyrie Reloaded
http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-smite-valkyrie-reloaded-3-13-patch-notes/

>XBO & PS4 3.13 - Valkyrie Reloaded
http://www.smitegame.com/smite-console-valkyrie-reloaded-3-13-patch-notes/

>Season Ticket 2016 (Fantasy League)
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Season_Ticket_2016

>Summer of Smite 2016
https://smite.gamepedia.com/Summer_of_Smite_2016

>Odyssey Skin Community Vote
http://www.smitegame.com/odyssey-skin-community-vote/

>Get Curse Voice Apollo & Curse Agni playing with Curse Voice
https://www.curse.com/games/smite

>FAQ for all game-related questions
http://pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8

>/smgen/ Discord
https://discord.gg/0sWDnznwq6C7w9bW

The SMITE clans are SmGen (NA) and GenSm (EU), leaders are SethPhalange and HardyMcWilly respectively.
Post your name in the thread or send an invite to one of the leaders.

>Previous Thread
>>149622316
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nerf freya
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So how many of you are getting Nox's new T5 skin?
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>>149786562
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>normies and dm apologists in the thread
alright senpai, last thread and this thread are gonna be trash
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>>149786485
7th for time to evacuate /smgen/ because P******sfags will try to shit up a thread from the start
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GLORIOUS
FUTA
WAIFUS
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newfags are infesting our general RIGHT NOW
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>>149786578
>lol u poor?
You clearly didn't read what I wrote. I was saying that having multiple t5 skins would be a good thing. How stupid are you that you think that means I can't afford them?

The idea that holding them back makes them worth more is idiotic, and only matters to people who polish their e-peen and want their special snowflake badge of honor. Rarity of an item only increases it's worth when the item is traceable, when its locked to the buying it's got the same value as everything else. Don't pretend that your existence is worthwhile just because you've got a special skin.
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>>149786913
hey InstinctDab kill yourself hehe xd
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>>149786645
>complains about normies
>posts a reaction image taken from the most normie franchise in existence

???
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Drama
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>>149786913
OY VEY, ANOTHER NEWFAG SHOAH! REPERATIONS!
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>>149786913
Oh shit!
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>>149786983
fucking retard the bait was for the guy who said coworkers not you
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>>149786913
God I really wish allied died now. Fuck sake.
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>>149787181
t. zapman
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>>149787031
a reaction image is that a reaction image, can be barney to your mom's anus, it doesn't matter where it comes from but what it means.


retard.
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Remind that if you vote for the following mages you are a KEK

Nox
Anubis
Ao Kuang
Raijin
Janus
Chang'e
Agni
Ao Kuang
Scylla
He Bo
Chronos
Ao Kuang
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>>149787132
>backpedaling
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>>149786913
>ty ty hehe xd
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>>149787358
I'm voting Freya.
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>>149787336
Zapman would never stoop this low.
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>>149787517
Please don't.
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>>149787517
Same
Either her or Nu Wa

>>149787562
>not voting for our girl
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>>149787385
surely i would be this specific to mention that you are from a second world country and have shit wage, yeah yeah, but if it makes you feel any better i can post some more bait images
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>>149787348
Not him but it does look a little silly desu. An anime girl would have worked better.
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>>149787562
Try and stop me, nerd.
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>>149787517
I would literally pay +6000 gems just to have the old default back.
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>>149786485
THICK
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I want Hel to get the skin.
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>>149787562
please yes.

>>149787701
fair enough, its actually a screenshot i got from a /co/ thread, original purpose wasn't being a reaction picture.
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What time are patch notes?
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>>149787897
9PM GMT
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>>149787841
To this day I still wonder if nevercake did that to imply what we think he was implying

Then again we know for sure 'e-celebs' visit this shithole
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Did people even read the rules for the vote?

You aren't going to vote for the god next. You're voting for the damn skin AND the god.

>July 26th – August 9th
>We’ll announce the winning Class and you’ll be able to submit your concepts and themes.

>Phase 3: Voting on Concepts
>We’ll give you the top concepts, selected by a special HiRez panel, and you’ll get to vote on your favorite skin idea.

>Phase 4: Winner

There's no guarantee the god you want will even get a skin in the 'panel'. There probably will only be 10 or so skins to pick from.
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>>149787841
>>149787703
>>149787670
>>149787663
The t5 skins are hot garbage every time.
>Archon, literally "let's just keep stapling things to him until we get clipping errors, and then keep going"
>Ragnarok Thor X, literally "why would be bother rigging the Mech form to a new skeleton? The animations aren't total shit just because we use the exact same skeleton from the pilot form. No, Reaper Tech isn't just everything that we fucked up about this skin done right at all."
If they actually made gold t5 skins I might vote for her, but don't fuck her up.
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>>149788174
the fuck did you tag me for on your post leave me be
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I haven't played in like 3 years. Is the big baby with the umbrella still good and is Susano an okay god to aim for?
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>>149788284
Mistake, please try to relax. Remember what all those chicken tendies did to your blood pressure.
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>>149788324
>is Susano an okay god to aim for?

Get >>>/out/.
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hot pic of awillix painting her nails for the peeps that like this stuff.
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>>149788449
That whole "newfags from Twitter" thing is happening.
I guess I'll be back in a few hours.
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how do i reply to a post?
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>>149788437
What's wrong with him?
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>>149788525
>that
>newfags
its actually a drawing someone made on this general a couple of months ago.
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>>149788371
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>>149788640
I don't believe you. That, or its just really forgettable. I've been here since beta.
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>>149788756
no really, i don't know who did it but it was a couple of months ago, someone asked for a picture of awillix painting her nails(you know the kind, the foot fetish kind) and got this, found it amusing enough to worth saving.
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>>149788895
Edgelord demon Awilix skin when ?
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>>149786913
Most of those people should kill themselves the day Allied dies, Sam Ferguson especially.
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>>149789670
Ideally they should do it now.
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>>149788371
Get out, you disgusting Normalfag.
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>thread is kill thanks to normies
im gon play overwatch, fuck you all.
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>>149790595
I want Mercy to fuck me.
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>>149790595
>hate normies
>play normiewatch
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>>149790734
i'm a normie shitposting here.
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>>149790595
>normies
>overwatch

You don't have the nerve to scare the faggots away, normalfag.
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>>149790898
Normie don't know how to shitpost
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>>149791003
you are right.
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Well...
You know what will fight the normie menace?

ARM THE FUTA CANONS
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>2016
>not being a normie
>not hanging out with friends and doing normal stuff
>not having a facebook and twitter

I didn't know being autistic was "cool" these days.
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Can I have an ETA to the patchnotes?
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>>149791137
Futa is normie tier fetish, every porn site has a trans categorie
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>>149791257
Using buzzwords is the cool thing these days.
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>>149791329
that's lit af!
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>>149786485
Nice job fixing the op.
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>>149791257
It's not being cool, it's about not wanting to be around you cancerous fucks that ruin everything good, go kill yourself.
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>>149786485
Thank the gods she's not some monster girl. I don't see why people have to bitch about making women look attractive.
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>>149791296
If there's ever a patch notes it's on a Wednesday at 9am England time, which I think is 9pm eastern; it's not every week but the day and time doesn't change. Just remember it.
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>>149791502
>that ruin everything good
How so anon? Are you guys just trying to be hipsters and liking niche things?

>>149791589
It's 1pm Pacific and 4pm eastern.
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>>149791257
>mfw i hang out with friends doing normal stuff(i went playing pokemon go yesterday with the homies)
>have a very active twitter and facebook
>still not a filthy normie
normies are so normal they are shit.
>>149791137
oh hey, never seen yours.

good shit, i wish we can find the whole set of the pics taken.
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>>149791589
I swear that is not what I typed, 9pm England, 5pm eastern.
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>>149791680
You normalfags wouldn't even be on the internet if it wasn't for your retarded smartphones.
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>>149791689
I can't decide if I want him to a have tiny cute dick, or a thick swinging cock under that cosplay.
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>>149791568
i'll always like this futa picture.

>>149791861
why not a cute big cock?
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Why can't we just discuss the game instead of posting content that's obviously unwanted by other users?
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>>149791840
>hating on smartphones
You don't have to hate on things just because you can't own them anon. Maybe if you weren't lazy and had a job you could enjoy one too.
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>>149792129
normie detected kek.


keep the futa going.
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>>149792129
Because then maybe you'll fuck off
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>>149791525
If you aren't an amorphous, nonbinary entity then you are being an insensitive sexist neurotypical.
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>mfw not even Kelly was this normie
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>>149792216
Christ, you normalfags really can't shitpost worth a shit. How about you go back to getting handjobs at reddit?
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>>149791137
>futa cannons
I get it. Benis.
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By low amount of shitposting going on I can confirm that there's newfags here
i'm gonna take a break til Friday, these fags will be scared off then
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>>149786485
>SJW hair
D R O P P E D
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Holy shit, they are actually making a alice in wonderland skin for change. https://www.instagram.com/p/BIX_2heDTC4/
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SUPER WATER GUN SPLASH ATTACK GO!
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How do I learn to jungle?

I mostly play Support, Mid, and Solo; but I want to try something different
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>>149787007
Ok
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>>149793692
>late for a very important date
>not extremely critical appointment
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>you have been temporarily blocked
Welp, see you guys Friday.
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>>149786712
>Trying to bait them out
Why? We've had some good threads lately.
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>>149786712
PALADINS ?
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>>149794106
Hope you choke on a dick.
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>>149794106
Why were you blocked?
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>>149794235
>We've had some good threads lately.

Hilarious
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>>149794350
>Patch Delayed until next week

It better be worth the delay
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>>149794697
Futa.
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>>149794967
Good. Keep that shit on /d/.
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sometimes i think i should have gone pro at paladins.
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>>149792379
>>149792378
I have been here since 2004. I'm just straight and have no interest in the discussion or viewing of this material. This is the video games general board, not the dudes with tits board. If you would like to post that content and discuss it, why don't you go to one of the many boards that has this as the main topic of discussion? /d/ has many threads revolving around this topic, and so does /aco/ at times, and I wouldn't be surprised if there were times it was available on /gif/. This isn't being rude, or trying to ruin your fun, I'm being quite reasonable. There are several places for you to post this content in the correct area where people such as yourselves can enjoy it within an area that others who don't have an interest in the content don't have to venture into. Lets just be reasonable here, there's video games to be discussed here.

Now, since that is out of the way. Are you guys excited for the new changes to power pots? Aren't we supposed to be hearing about it today some time?
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Am I like not allowed to fucking win at all anymore? I literally went from 60%~ winrate to only winning one in every five games as of last week

Either I fuck up, my team feeds, the other team has better communication or is a clan, anything

I just can't have fun anymore when I get shit on every game
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>>149795554
Shut up nerd
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>>149795662
Nice bait
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>>149795554
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>>149795767
Not even bait, clearly I stumbled into an MMR bracket I can't handle and I really want to just get back to my shitter zone where I belong
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Have you guys got yours yet?
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>>149795936
No.
This new skin is an embarrassment to the company, it's gross.
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>>149796081
You're an embarassment to the human race faggot
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>>149796081
>cute girl doing cute thing
>gross
Only a pedo in denial could think that
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>>149794805
>the new maps
>Makoa confirmed for CB 30

Muh dick
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>>149796081
Jing is legal you dumbass
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>>149785802
>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1soufbs
>I will always love him and he has a place in my heart

It really only matters if you're also willing to give him a place in your vagina. If not then you can fuck off you gold-digging Cunt.
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>>149796529
Age of consent in China is 14.

Jing Wei is chinese,

therefore, is okay
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>>149797161
I am pretty sure she is 15-16
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>>149797218
...and...?
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>>149797161
She's older than 14 wtf. You guys seriously need help if you think she's that young.
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>>149797025
That was pretty uncool of her. Friendzoned and dumped at the same time, in a public manner. Not much for listening in on the social lives of others, let alone ecelebs, but that just seems... really rude. Are people so trapped in social networking that they have to post everything that happens in their life for others to be voyeurs about?
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Roadhog
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>>149797834
>5k hp
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>>149797419
How old do you think she is then?
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When will the newfags leave?
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TODAY IS THE DAY
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Who needs Jing Wei when you have Poharan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcmtrD3HPdU
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>>149795554
Here's the thing. Every general has lewdposting. And posting video game related nsfw in game threads has been a thing since before vg was created.
People don't like when things they arent into gets posted or talked about. We both know you give 2 fucks about people posting nsfw if its relevant to your interest.

That said, power pots are a flawed item and no amount of balancing will fix them. They will either be strong and worth the risk, or too weak and nobody will buy them. They should only be available later in the game for an added boost. Similar to how LoL reworked their power pots.
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>>149797961
Enough
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>>149798065
I wasn't lewd anon, sorry.
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>>149798065
And the skin is fucking great plus the vp they posted on twitter
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>>149798271
Oh my god it's CUTE
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>>149798271
Link to VP?
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>>149798087
Personally I would prefer everyone just keep their sexual NSFW preferences to the boards they are designed for. I have no interest or desire in posting the pornography I am interested in on a board where it is obviously not the intended topic or place where that topic should be discussed.

I agree about power pots, I honestly feel like they're in a very strange situation at the moment, they will either be fundamentally broken, or completely useless. I'm hoping they surprise us.
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How exactly are Sobek and Cabrakan played? I know Sobek has a defensive passive, and I've seen him build at a Heartward/Sov tank, but I'm still not sure how to play him even after guides. Cabrakan is apparently a burst damage tank? Still trying to figure out what to put on him aside from the Sash. Any advice or suggestions?
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>>149798338
https://twitter.com/SmiteGame/status/758365860230684672
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>>149798271
i wish she didn't have the skirt
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I CANNOT WAIT FOR TENNIS FREYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>149798271
>Jing drowned before being reborn
>Her oath is to fill the Southern Sea with rocks.

"Shit guys, lets have her go to the beach and swim!"
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>>149798450
>we gonna play this game or what loser?
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>>149798025
I don't know your bedtime Ethan.
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>>149798450
That is not what an adult sounds like. You people are sick.

She sounds like Reggie from Rocket Power.
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>>149797961
She's at the very least 16, and judging how hirez portrays her in the card arts they approve, she's most likely 17-19.
I dont know where this loli meme started, just look up some typical chinese/Asian chicks around 18. Better yet, just look at how majority of the 'cute and friendly' girls are portrayed in anime and vidya. Google Ling Xiayou from tekken.

I could understand if Jing was flat chested with a board body but that very clearly isn't the case.
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>>149798747
>implying your mom doesn't sound like that when she is fucked in the ass
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>>149785802
>>149797025
>completely ignoring that her aunt also died of cancer and she didn't know about it

that's bound to fuck up any relationship, plus they're obviously not going to go into extreme details
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>>149798475
It's a sarong you dip
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>>149793692
HYPEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149797161
>>149797349
Fucking pedo piece of shit. Neck yourself
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how long till patch notes?
15 minutes?
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>>149799281
Yep
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>>149799281
Now.
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>>149798450
How do I get the dancing pinkie pie wards? Will they sell them separately or do I have to buy like 5 different summer shit?
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>>149798632
If you listen closely you can hear Ne Zha crying because she won't stop bullying him with the water gun.
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I'm so hyped for mother fugging patch notes! Hell to the yes!!!! Kreygasam
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Will they release a youtube video first or just a page about the patch notes first?
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>>149799467
It's the floaticon ward you stupid piece of shit.
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>>149798363
>they surprise us

They can surprise us by keeping them removed. I'd rather we just keep the 3k pots than deal with power pot meta again. Fucking getting 1 shot by scylla at level 5 is nonsense.
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>>149799580
They always release the notes after the stream is done, you fucking newfag retard
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Is it really the allied twitter newfags or are all these stupid questions some clever shitposting capitalizing?
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>>149799717
>>149799663
What stream? I am new to Smite on PC and before was on console. I just wanna get on the up and up so I can stay up to date on everything is all. Chill.
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>>149799750
Hello ?
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>>149799750
It's partly allied, and partly zero effort shitposting.
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>>149799829
Fuck off you newfag cunt.
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>>149799621
This answered none of my questions dumbass I can clearly see what it is don't reply to my posts again.
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>>149799829
Google it and it's the first result.
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>>149800024
Thank you.
>>149799895
Your mother will step on a rusty nail tonight.
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>>149800009
I know on allied twitters you are considered smart.

But maybe if you click on the summer page in game, or on the link in the op. Maybe there you can read where the ward is. You know, the stuff that was announced weeks ago.

I know on twitter people would have 'xD' for you and all. But in the real world, you're a stupid minimum wage employee who can't read.
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>>149798959
Also, check out the many pictures hirez officially uses for her.

The reality is that we just have shit models. As evidenced by the Freya remodel and various others.
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guys, what is this stream everyone keeps talking about? Is it the same for console?
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>he's one of our lead autists
Well okay.
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>>149800382
https://www.twitch. tv hireztv
It will basically be the same stuff for the console probably
>>
>>149800506
what is it though?
>>
>>149800231
Lmao idiot I don't work anymore I'm a millionaire. Don't fucking reply to my posts again if you're not going to answer my question.
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>>149800568
Are you retarded? The link is right there.
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>>149800568
What?
>>
>>149800382
hirez tv, they have an official chart with times and everything here http://i.imgur.com/L4gxqGf.jpg
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New Chang'e skin
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>>149800613
>pretends he was baiting after being btfo
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>>149800630
i know but i'm asking WHAT the stream is though

>>149800679
idiot
>>
>>149800839
>that
>btfo
lmao helloreddit
>>
>Chang'e turns into a pumpkin and gets eaten by the rabbit
I dig it.
>>
>TWEEN AGE CHARACTER
>>
>TWEEEN CHARACTER
JING WEI IS 12
12
12
12
12
12
>>
CHILDISH STYLE

PEDOPHILE CONFIRMED
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>>149801006
t. slow minimum wage employee
>>
>looks nothing like the cart art


everytime
>>
>>149800978
>i know but i'm asking WHAT the stream is though
It's patch notes you retarded fuck. How stupid can you get?
>>
>>149800839
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy..... Nothing personal, Officer.
>>
>>149801025
Pedophilia confirmed. No more can people say they design her to be older, she's 11-14 years old.
>>
>low quality shit
Literally dropped.
>>
>Model still looks like shit
>Put some huge sunglasses on her face to try and cover it up

Lmao, and people were actually excited for this trash.
>>
>>149801125
you elitist idiot. patch notes for when? pc? console? what changes? going live when? jesus fucking christ
>>
You're totes amazing.
>>
>>149801184
>That voice pack
>>
LOL JING WEI SKIN IS SHIT!
>>
>>149801247
I hope you're baiting anon. No one should be that stupid.
>>
>no freya
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>149801184
ahhahahahhahaah
wtf, HI REZ DO YOU EVEN TRY?
I know you fuckers are reading this, why the fuck do you put such little effort into the models???????
How can one company be so inadequate at the main thing that makes them money. I guess that's why they half ass it, because there's cucks that will still buy this skin
>>
>>149801176
the model might be, but not those card arts lmao
>>
Neither of these men need to be eating pie.
>>
>>149801176
She was designed to be older. Where you not on Leddit when everyone whined about her mastery card art "not fitting her". Now she is designed to be a child.
>>
>>149801332
>asks a question
>baiting

i hope you're not really this much of an idiot anon
>>
>Killing the gold fury and an enemy team member with Isis Ult

Good luck ever getting that.
>>
>More time added to assault lobby

As an ASSault guy, YES!
>>
>>149799467
kill yourself.
>>
>I haven't been playing Smite
- Hinduman

Dead fucking game
>>
>HiRez literally making adjustments to stop the stall bullshit
>tfw Hellshit btfo after pretending it wasn't an issue
>>
>>149786485
Instead of fixing ADCs and unbalance on Duel they are make it easier for them to win with longer respawn timers. End me, go on and fucking kill me.
>>
>>149800740
Muh dick
>>
>>149801973
DELETE THIS
>>
WE WANT THE SEASON 1 META AUDIENCE -
Hirez Studios
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Jesus patch notes are so boring

Why do they need to speak about EVERY SINGLE CHANGE GODDAMN THIS IS WHY THIS STUPID SHOW TAKES 2 HOURS

"Increased mana from one to two"

"YAH SO THIS MEANS THAT YOU NOW HAVE AN EXTRA MANA REGEN IN THE EARLY GAME WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE MUCH MORE SUSTAIN IN THE EARLY GAME WHICH MEANS IT WILL BE MORE VIABLE FOR HUNTERS OR GODS GOING TO THE SOLO LANE"

Yeah no shit you don't need to spoonfeed us every single fucking thing

PonPon makes me want to claw my ears off too
>>
>>149802035
What? So you wanted them to rebalance an entire class over duel? Are you fucking retarded?

What's next? Nerfing healers because of assault?
>>
>>149802207
>"Increased mana from one to two"
My problem is in the picture it showed 4 - 2
>>
IT HAS CDR
KEKEKEKEK
op as fuck
>>
So power potion can only be bought at level 7 or higher now
>>
>>149802207
It's literally the whole point of the show. Just don't watch and get the link afterwards if you don't want it.
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>new magic potion

Is he-bo back senpai?
>>
>remove potions for being "op"
>put them back in the game and amek them more op
>he bo back in the meta, AGAIN

sick hirez absolutely sick.
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>red pot
>>
>Potion of physical Loki
>>
RIP SMITE

JUST FUCKING REMOVE THE POTIONS OVERALL
>>
>Phys potion is now Manikin scepter

The absolute madmen.
>>
>that physical potion
>>
>20% slow on every ability
>>
pots are so OP now, hi rez is fucking retarded
"lets take away pots because too many people require it and always use it"
"lets adjust pots and make it OP and also require it if not you'll die XD"
>>
Holy shit, these new potions are broken as fuck, this is bullshit.
Freya literally has 100% uptime on her buffs with the purple bot.
>>
>>149802252
No, they could have atleast given more physical defense to the Bull Demon, at least in duel or make phoenixes a bit stronger.
>>
>Artemis is now even more meta
>>
>art buff
>its nothing

t-thanks..
>>
>>149802606
>make it easier to turtle

The whole reason they made the new map was to stop turtling. Not encourage it.
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>>149793692
>Change
>>
>>149802606
I thought reddit only had the stupid ideas.
>>
>Takes a skin release for them to buff a shit god

I fucking hate Hi-Rez
>>
>>149802784
Do you think that's worst than having to play only adcs? Any fucking adc can stomp a mage,warrior or guardian with some exceptions. When the game is won on the ban phase that's a problem.
>>
SHOW FUCKING MOMMA WAIFU ALREADT
>>
>why she jing wei getting love now ponpon
>blah blah blah blah blah

We know it's because she's getting a skin ponpon you cunt.
>>
what was the artemis buff? i missed it
>>
>>149803080
more power and attack speed per level.
>>
>>149803080
nothing

they buffed her base power by .5 and attack speed by .6

does fuckall for her main problem
>>
>>149803032
Speak for yourself. I can take SWK and manage fine against many hunters.
>>
>RA BUFFS

MUH LITERAL DICK
>>
>>149803032
>Do you think that's worst than having to play only adcs?

Yes, tutling is anti fun. Much worse than an all hunter meta.

Also if you think hirez are now going to encourage it after redoing the whole map to stop it, after months of reddit bitching, you're an idiot.
>>
>>149803196
>.6

So now her base is like 1.42? Shit.
>>
>More R@ nerfs

Sooooo when are they just going to rework him again?
>>
>tfw sylvanus will never get buffed
>>
>Bacchus Nerfs

no...

>Erlang Nerfs

yea

>nerf is nothing

no...

>Herc Buffs

yea

>Jing buffs

yea


>Merc buffs

yea

>RA BUFFS

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>R@ nerfs

Cant wait for that third rekit a year from now.
>>
Ok these buffs are kinda making sense, I guess they're making the game not be instalock meta gods.
Also it's sorta helping people out in Duel
>>
Still think Artie should have a move speed buff, not attack speed or power.
>>
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>>149802470
I tuned into patch notes to see what was up. Pic related is how I felt.

Also, have they touched Xing Tian much since that horrid ult nerf? He was my favorite tank and that nerf was some nasty shit. Haven't been playing at all lately.
>>
Ra has needed love so badly

Thank you jesus, he's such a based character
>>
>>149803495
>Artie
Who?
>>
>>149803425
I still remember when he was top pick/ban
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>Waifu guy made terra.
>>
>>149803009

HOW ELSE ARE WE GONNA SELL SKINS YA DUMB GOYIM!

NO ONE BUYS SKINS FOR SHIT GODS! I GOT MYSELF TO FEED, OKAY!
>>
>Fish is there

D R O P P E D
>>
>yet another Rat nerf.

Are you fucking kidding me.
>>
>>149802638
Unfortunately.
>>149802669
She's already perfect, she doesn't need any buffs. I don't even know why they made her stronger.
>>149803196
Problem?..
>>
GUARDIAN WAIFU
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>>149801025
>>149801032
RIP Ehebephiles everywhere.
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHA HINDU JUST SAY THAT EVERY DEV IS INVOLVED TO SHUT UP THE REDDIT WAR OF FISH VS AJAX HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHJAHJHAHAHHA
>>
>she's a guardian

Told you.
>>
Ajax is cute. CUTE!
>>
>Brought Fish on so people don't hate him anymore for Erlang

LOL
>>
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G U A R D I AN
>>
lmao did hirez actually admit to bringing fish in today to take the heat off him?

jesus fuck
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>Support women in video games shirt
>>
>>149803738
you do realize they removed golden bow right?
>>
>Terra slept with ur anus

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>
SHE IS

THICC
>>
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>>149803753
>>149803779
>>149803795
>instead of firing fish like a competent company would they go on defense mode for some reason

I really hate hirez. They are going to kill smite.
>>
Hey anon, how you like to go on a date with me and Freya to to my sex dungeon where you'll lick my 12 inch earf dildo
>>
le fat meme
>>
THICCC AND FITTT
>>
>Literally immune to knockups
>>
>Terra Awilix counter confirmed
>>
>>149803795
100% guaranteed this was in reaction to the huge shitfest Fish received
>>
>KNOCKUP IMMUNE ON A FUCKING PASSIVE

GET FUCKED HEBO YOU FUCKING SHITTER!
>>
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>>149803987
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE forgot pic
>>
>immune to knocups

Quick guys, I don't know her lore yet, is she a virgin? This is relevant to my interests of making puns.
>>
FUCKING GET SHIT ON AWILIX

YOU JUST GOT MECHANICALLY FUCKED
>>
Jesus she's already bloated as fuck
>>
>She's a combo guardian

zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>
Terra best grill.
>>
I think I have a new main for guardians.
>>
>>149804481
who?
>>
i like her tbqh famalam
>>
>Terra will never snu snu you
Why bother living?
>>
>Not being able to smash other types of walls
Lost opportunity
>>
>>149804514

Fafnir
>>
This is shit for a guardian, this is a dream kit for a warrior
>>
>>149804514
awilix
>>
>>149803987

Only if you have Fenrir chained up in bondage gear in that dungeon.
>>
F R E E
>>
Incoming all allies are knockup immune
>Free cast, CDR

Oh my fuck
>>
>Awilix
>Bacchus
>Erlang Shen
>He Bo
>Hercules
>Kumbhakarna
>Sobek

Fucked
>>
>FREE MANA
>FREE CDR
>FREE MOVEMENT SPEED
>FREE HEALS
>GLOBAL

how hard will she be nerfed
>>
F R E E
>>
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THAT FUCKING ULT
>>
>>149804602
Classic hirez. Last god patch they gave erlang an assassins kit.
>>
Knock up immune
Heals
Movement speed
Cooldown reduction
Stuns
Team members have free mana usage.
>>
SHE DOES IT FOR FREE
lol holy shit hi rez, how retarded must you be
>make shit warrior that will buffed to oblivion so it's not seen as a mistake
>make bloated as fuck god that has game breaking ult and endless heal
kek
>>
LETS JUST BLOAT THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUTTA HER
>>
10 fucking seconds

What the fuck
>>
stop putting movement speed boosts onto gods
it's broken absolutely every single time
>>
Is Edgy Thor as simple as this?

Warrior Tabi
Asi
Jotunn's Wrath
Rage
Titan's Bane
Deathbringer
>>
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>yfw Terra ult with any of the healers
>>
MILF
>>
Muh dick
>>
>DIDN'T BUY THE VP
>>
FORCE OF NATUREEEEE

someone do that parody song right now.
>>
I am confused. Is the not having the voice pack a meme? It seems every time they don't have the vp ready for the new god
>>
>She's literally Bellona
>>
>>149805092
Ponpon bought it on another account.
>>
>VEL
Sounds and looks terrible
>>
Her vp is futa as fuck.
>>
I hate that streak in her hair. Also her "carpe diem" sounded bad
>>
She's literally going to break Arena

but good thing no one cares about arena!
>>
>>149803873
>artemis
>needing golden bow
I hope this is just a meme.
>>
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>A guardian with the kit of a support warrior
>>
>She-Hulk futa Terra skin

Muh dick
>>
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>>149805209
>>
Lmao @ Awilix and He Bo
>>
>female cabrakan
>>
BIG
>>
>Artemis is a womanlet

Dropped
>>
>>149805209
Everything about her is futa
>>
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>Frank Cho will never draw Terra
>>
>>149805209
That doesn't even make sense. Fuck off stop trying to spread your homofaggot shit in this general.
>>
Fish is an idiot

>she feels OP
>i haven't seen the lose screen
fish, be careful what you say retard.
>>
>AJAX JUST CALLED HER HIS OWN GOD

LOL FISH BTFO
>>
>>149805661
t. angry faggot
>>
KAWAII MILF GODDESS
>>
I want to suck her cock.
>>
>My little earth goddess can't be this cute
>>
>>149805972
She wants you to suck hers
>>
>>149803986
Any screencaps of discussion?
I don't follow anyone from the Hi-Rez devteam, but I enjoy shitting on them for being stupid.
>>
>>149805808
fish is a fucking retard
>>
WHEN WILL MY CAT WAIFU GET MASTERY SKIN UPDATES? ;_;
>>
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>Terra will never crush you between her thighs
>>
>>149805972
>>149806019
>tfw terra will never force you deep down on her cock while you try and tell her that she's too big as you choke

why even live
>>
i want to rub my dick on terra's abs.
>>
what song is that they played at the end of stream
>>
She-Hulk women are gross.
She is ugly, and grotesquely buff.
>>
>>149805972
Sorry faggot, she is now protected by the snu snu blessing, she can't have a cock.
>>
>>149806145
>her
>cock
Girl's can't have penises anon. That would mean they're guys.
>>
Picture of Bellona and Terra symmetrical docking both of them begging for the D when?
>>
>>149804257
She has as many kids as Nox. If not more.
>>
>>149806056

Hasn't it been months since they did any mastery skin updates? I don't think they'll do anymore updates because there's no money to be made there.
>>
>>149806283
get your test levels checked
>>
If Terra doesn't have a dick made outta earf, then I don't want anything to do with it.
>>
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>mfw new futa
>>
>>149806427
Go look at more pictures of dudes with tits, you in-the-closet homosexual.
>>
>>149806506
She's a mother, she can't have a dick.
>>
>>149806365
Theres more than 1 nemesis dashing around?:o
>>
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>>149806559
What?
>>
>>149806553

unless its made outta earf.
>>
>>149806667
He's saying he has no idea that Thanatos is a thing, let alone all the other gods not in smite.
>>
>>149806593
well that's a big ass
>>
>>149806368
I can dream anon, I can dream. I just want bastet not to look like shit in mastery skins. ;_;
>>
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>all those delusionnal faggot in this thread
She is a big girl, deal with it she catter to another fetish.
>>
>>149806593
T H I C C
H
I
G
H
S
>>
WHEN WILL THEY FINALLY RELEASE A GREEK WARRIOR? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
http://www.smitegame.com/new-in-smite-force-of-nature-3-14-pts-patch-notes/
Patch note
>>
Monolith, Dash, Walls, Wall stun, second dash
>>
>>149807028
WHEN WILL THEY FINISH UP WITH THE JAPANESE PANTHEON SO WE CAN GET SOME COOL UNIQUE GODS THAT AREN'T WESTERN

WHERE'S MAORI
WHERE'S BUDDHIST
WHERE'S NATIVE AMERICAN
WHERE'S AFRICAN
FUCKING TIRED AS FUCK OF ALL THIS BASIC SHIT


SURPRISE ME, HI-REZ! All this shit is just too B A S I C
>>
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Lmao
>>
>>149807147
Isn't the next god Izanami or some shit?
>>
>>149806926
4 u tho

Capacha says bruce, wayne or banner idk tho
>>
>Added the shitty sunglasses you her card
AHAHAHAHAH

They really were a last minute addition because Jing Wei's face looks like shit on the her model >>149798271 note no sunglasses here
>>
>>149807192
>not futa

kek
>>
>>149807432
I am pissed they added them. they look retarded. Her original models face looked dumb too. They really need to fire whoever makes the models
>>
>>149807432
Did they make her tits smaller too?
>>
Gaia, Ne Zha /ss/ when?
>>
>>149807072
Wouldn't the Wall Stun remove the option for another dash?
>>
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>>149807432
>Less details on her chest
>Longer skirt
>>
>>149807724
Holy shit they did. Meaning I was right about them changing her design based on reddit whining about her master card looks. She is confirmed child now
>>
>>149808225
Smite needs a tsurepettan waifu
>>
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>>149806536
Will do, kuck.
>>
>use Terra Crushing Earth
>have Hou Yi ricochet inside
>slam them
I already like that
>>
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>>149808225
Jing Wei just keep getting better and better.
>>
>>149808225
They called her a child in the patch notes.

I wonder how the pedos will back peddle now?
>>
>>149808357
Yes, because they decided to pander to reddit
>>
>>149808105
Not if you do it fast enough. You get the second dash after rooting with the monolith, stun, and then dash through the stunned fucker. Later you ult to reduce cooldowns and do it all over again.
>>
>>149808435
Whatever you say pedo fuck
>>
>>149808435
Ahhh so that's how they will back peddle. Got it.
>>
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>>149798271
>>149807432
>>149807724
What a joke.

All of her cards show her obviously being older, but the model was absolutely shit. Reddit does reddit, and now they're doing a 180 because the devs can't be bothered with making the model now dogshit.

It's sad especially when you compare her concept art she's clearly much older.

Now that one autist will never shut up.
>>
>>149808850
Nice backpeddle
>>
>>149808850
>pedos get outed and go full defense mode

I love this patch.
>>
>>149808850
I can't tell if it's because the image is shrunken but it kind of looks like they shrunk her head and arms
>>
>jing is a child
>'im not a pedo for liking her! she's older okay!'
>hirez say shes a child
>g-god damn r-reddit

You can't make this shit up.
>>
I want to fuck Jing Wei.
>>
>>149808850
>make boobs smaller
>make skirt longer
HI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
>>
Reminder is perfectly fine to be a pedo. It's the same as being gay, you can't control it
>>
>>149808958
>>149809069
The proof is literally right there. They LITERALLY changed the art. Look at it.
>>
>>149809334
Keep backpedaling pedo
>>
>>149808850
I just want to violate her every hole even more now. Win-win it seems.
>>
>>149809450
There's literally nothing wrong with being a pedo
>>
Any Cupid buffs? Didn't get to watch.
>>
>>149809434
The first art was not official, it was never meant to be seen you pedo fuck.
>>
JINGFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>
>>149809547
No.
>>
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Dropped
>>
>>149808850
My question is why did they remove the water squirting out of the gun? Is it because that would have looked wrong with a child holding it?
>>
>>149808357
>>149808647
>>149809069
>>149809450
>>149809568
t. twitter newfag
>>
>>149809579
See >>149809543

Her becoming younger is a good thing. She's hotter now.
>>
>>149809568
>complaint is about the lack tits and younger look
>call me a pedo

????
>>
>on 4chan
>complaining about anons' pedophilic tendencies
>complaining about futa
>complaining at all
it's fun being a bystander to all this faggotry
>>
EVERYONE GET ON YOUR DAMN REDDIT ACCOUNTS AND STORM THE BITCH
WE
WANT
BIG
JING
TITS
UPVOTE ANYTHING TO DO WITH JING
>>
>>149809704
The edit is so bad too, looks like they just got some intern to touch it up last minute.
>>
>>149809704
>inb4 they change all her other card arts to reflect more of a child
>>
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>>149809858
>tfw i'm just here jacking to scylla
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>>149809704
Pedophiles got BTFO
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>>149809704

>GOT RID OF THE GUN SHOOTING

WOWOWOWOWEJOWIEOWIOIWOEIWO EIOWI EOWI EOWH EIOWHIO UWEBO

SHOOTING A WATER GUN COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR EJACULATION, CANT HAVE THAT NEAR A CHILD
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>>149810123
The build is already there, you don't have to guess it. It's supposed to be Guess That God, and it's pointless without showing the k/d.
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>>149810123
Loki?
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>>149810123
Chiron
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>>149810123
Amaterasu
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>>149810237
>SHOOTING A WATER GUN COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR EJACULATION

Now this is the mind of a pedo. Literally no normal person would think that.
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>>149810237
It's because the water jet is out of place and weird when you take out the movement in the skirt and around the edges of the frame.
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I suddenly have no desire to get the rest of the Summer of Smite shit now. Thankfully the 1600 gems I spent on the first four items were a free gift, but now I'm sitting on an additional 1565 I had planned to use on the rest of the skins/Ward.
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>>149810489
I'd cum on Jing Wei, Scylla, and Old Zha not that new one that looks like a fucking alien desu
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>Hi-Rez starts the pedo talk so people stop talking about SHIT her model is
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>>149810301
Minor Flub
>>149810357
>>149810428
>>149810435
We lost this match
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>>149808850
LMFAO? Why are they forcing her to be a child now? That's not how her mythology works.
Why did they remove every post-puberty effect on her card? I've been out the drama for a bit, what did reddit do? Smite devs actually only listen to reddit?..
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>>149810962
>Why are they forcing her to be a child now? That's not how her mythology works.

Didn't she die when she was a kid?
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>>149808850
Glorious flat chest desu
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>>149810962
I'm tempted to go onto Reddit/Twitter and voice my opinion that 4chan puts out just as much money or more on Smite and that we want our say as well on Smite related issues.
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>>149810962
>anime poster
>is a mad pedoshit

what a shock
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>>149810962
>Pedo
She was always a kid you disgusting scum
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>>149811234
>54 posters on this general
>smite subreddit has 1483 users online right now
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>>149809450
There's literally nothing wrong with being a pedo
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>>149811032
Her actual name literally meaning is little child but she was not when she died.
>>149811308
>>149811328
>mad
>pedo
Kek I just asked a question.
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>>149811360
The fifty four posters here have a bit over the combined intelligence of all those redditors combined.
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>replying to any pedopost with "u mad bro"
I don't think we are the mad ones kek
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>>149801973
Let's be honest on what the changes where. There are people like me that can handle it as a grandmaster, through trial and error experience and innate skill. These changes were made so the lesser skilled players can feel like they are relevant when they take a titan.

While I'm here for tea and shitposting, join the tournament: http://challonge.com/SmiggenTourney
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>>149811415
>but she was not when she died.
Yes, she was. Her story is about a child with a never give up attitude, even against impossible odds. It's a story chicks would tell their kids to teach them not to give up in life no matter what.
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>>149811660
Ah yes, the admission of defeat by recognizing that you're fully unable to intelligibly respond to a post, so you vaguely and passive-aggressively talk to no one so you can feel like you got the last word in. Priceless.
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>>149809802
Actually makes sense, why would a pedo want big tits?
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>>149811834
No, she wasn't. No one is letting a -child- play in the middle of a lake on her own. She was a teen+.
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>>149811862
oppai loli is a thing
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>>149811630
They guy claimed we spend the same or more money on smite. I doubt that with the tiny numbers we have compared to reddit, and the fact that people get triggered when you tell them to buy the god pack or buy all vps.
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>>149811798
Top kek. Keep pretending that you weren't BTFO, and just make this post that makes no point other than you talking about how great you think you are.
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>>149811928
>"her father refused take her on the waters. One night, the princess sailed out alone, secretly"
You're right, they didn't let a child play in the middle of a lake. Because she was a child. She snuck out at night, after her child's bedtime. That and HiRez literally just called her a Tween. Stop living in denial.
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>>149811928
She went out on her own you moron, without telling her dad.

http://traditions.cultural-china.com/en/13Traditions329.html

http://myths.e2bn.org/mythsandlegends/userstory5844-the-bird-jingwei-trying-to-till-the-sea.html
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>>149811234
Finally we can get the futa skins of my dreams.
>>
too ez
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>>149812227
>jing wasn't a child according to lore
>she was
>h-haha i trolled you

Great job.
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>>149812109
>>149812135
>tfw pedofags used to pretend they knew the lore better whenever I said Jing was a child
>mfw I have been saying she's a kid since she came out
>mfw HiRez actually agrees with me now
>mfw pedoshits are still in denial and refuse to aknowledge that they are the scum of the earth
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>>149812364
I think to was just that one autist saying she wasn't a child. Everyone knew she was a child according to lore. But hirez are known to change gods for artistic reasons so it's not out of the question to make her older in smite.
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I don't get it. Why are people crying about jing wei looking younger? She was always supposed to be a kid.
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>>149812498
Because now pedos can't say they aren't a pedo for wanking to her.
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>>149812364
There's literally nothing wrong with being a pedo
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>>149812595
That's gross. Pedos should hang themselves
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>>149811950

not here tho.
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>>149812696
>i find someone gross
>because of that they should hang themselves
By your logic all the futa motherfuckers here should hang themselves because of reddit
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>>149812934
Look at his fucking nose lmao
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>>149813065
Correct. Gays and pedos should hang themselves.
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>>149812934
>greenskin
>thicc
>/fit/
>guardian
She was basically made for me, I'm so excited.
>>
jing wei is like 16-18 idiots fuck off with your "xddd you think shes yung ur a pedo!!" reddit shit
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>>149813124
>anyone i say should hang themselves should hang themselves for no reason whatsoever
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>>149813065
>>149813124
Day of the rope for all pedos and homos when trump wins.

>>149813284
>hirez literally confirmed she's a child today but lets ignore that

kek
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>>149813065
No, I find you gross AND you should hang yourself. These are two separate points.

>>149813284
Confirmed 11-14 by HiRez, stop pretending.
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>>149812364
are you actually retarded

>majority of the people complaining about the lack tits
>LOL PEDOS BTFO

What do you think pedos like exactly?

You do realize most of us are complaining because her card arts are better than whatever bullshit they're trying to force with her model right?
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>>149813332
>>149813349
Source idiots?
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>>149813564
The patch notes stream from today idiot.
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>>149813630
fucking idiot they didn't say she was 11-14, eat a dick faggot
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>>149813564
>I don't know a thing, that makes other people idiots
Pedophiles, everyone.
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>>149813489
Until now anon.
>>149809704
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>>149813489
>i want a child to be more sexulazied

fuck off
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>>149813284
I find it funny that when Freya's name literally means the lady people still give her a deeck but Jing Wei is confirmed to be underage and suddenly she is 100% off limits.

What I'm trying to say is
>implying anyone ever listens to what Hi Rez says ever
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>>149813349
How the fuck does one follow from the other?
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>>149813704
They literally called her a tween. That's 11-14.

Actually scratch that, I just googled it to confirm and tween means 8-14. You're fucking pedo trash and you should accept that already.
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>>149813564
The stream and the card art
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>>149813704
>hirez call her a child
>fuck off that doesn't make her underage

Are you slow? Did you even watch the stream?
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>>149813851
>using google
lmao whut you know they evade taxes to Bermuda right
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>>149813794
Freya isn't a child. I know that goes without saying, but it's important to note. What happens between two consenting adults is their own business, if someone wants to say Freya has a dick then that's their business. Jing is a child, it's different.
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>>149813851
>>149813857
>>149813935
THEY CALLED HER A TEEN
T E E N
GO REWATCH IT YOU FAGGOT LAMOS
THE F I R S T CARD ART HAD TITS, IDIOTS, FUCK THE NEW ART
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>>149813942
Use duckduckgo and it said the same thing you pedo scum.

>>149814025
They called her tween, not teen fag. They also said she like child like.
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>ten threads later and he still won't shut the fuck up about jing wei
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>>149814104
>hating google makes me a pedo

no
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Can't we all be friends? pedos, futa lovers, fags, whatever. Just jack off to whatever smite shit you want senpaitachi
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>>149813789
So you're just retarded, alright.
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>>149814247
No. Everyone can be friends except pedos.
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>>149786485
>terra
>adding another jg/solo

jesus christ I just want a new mid or ADC

also, bloated kit for days
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400 gems
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>>149814247
No. My porn is the best porn.
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>>149814360
I'm not the one complaining about how a child isn't being made to look sexy for your fetish.
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>>149814025
A teen would still be fucking gross, but it would be near enough to the line that you could pretend that it wasnt.
Unfortunately for you, they said tween, and then said "child" to describe her over and over again.
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>>149814025
>THE F I R S T CARD ART HAD TITS, IDIOTS, FUCK THE NEW ART
Guarantee the other card arts will be changed with the next patch to fit her more
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Someone with a reddit account should make a post calling all the jing wei fags pedos on reddit right now.
>>
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jingwei
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>>149814380
> bloated kit
How is her kit "bloated"? Or are you one of those guy who call every new kit that isn't
1: deal damage
2: dash
3: deal damage
Ult: deal more damage
bloated?
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>>149814835
Reddit doesn't work the same way as 4chan.

Shitposting gets removed extremely fast. There's like 3 mods online at all times.
>>
post em
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>>149814005
>implying Freya is capable of making her own sexual decisions

she fucked three dwarfs for a necklace she doesnt know what shes doing

also fuck lore gimmie a benis
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>>149814885
Thanks, this proves she is like 4 at most
>>
HercAnon here, the guy that proved Hercules is better than Tyr and Bellona, broke the anti-healing counter myth and promoted the all-emerald tree build. You thought he was the solo lane god to end all solo lane gods? Well now his early game is EVEN BETTER! This is a great day!
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CHILD
A CHILD
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>>149815637
How do I build hercules exactly? I really like playing him but I tend to have like 3x as much fun during Omnipotence with him
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>>149815702
SHIT MODEL
A SHIT MODEL
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>>149815702
I can't tell if you're ironically saying what pedoshits say, or if you think you're proving something here, but this really looks like a child.
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>>149815054
I've not been very active today though.
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>>149815847
Keep blaming the model pedo-kun
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>>149815847
>>149815847
>>149815847
>>
>PTS download stuck at 0% with 0MB remaining

uh, hirez...?
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>>149816115
What?
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>>149816212
What?
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>tfw disengaging from a team fight and smite crashes

WHAT!! I think there's been some new memory leak in the game, I've got a couple of crashes because smite basically ran my machine out of memory. I never used to have this issue until around a week ago
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>>149815054
One is a filename.
I don't even try for (you)'s, that whole ideal seems like a waste of time and effort.
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>>149816243
Oh okay, you're shitposting. Bye
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>>149816159
happening to me too.
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>>149816356
whatever you say pedo
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Guys, help cheer me up. Hi rez single handedly destroyed my favorite god. Now all I have left of her is her vp. I guess Rat can now be my favorite god
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>>149815745
If you're good, you can get away with MoR, boots, Gaia, Jotunn's, Thebes and Titan's, plenty of damage and some CDR, and so much healing you'd think he should have a Hulk skin. But no protections is a hard thing to get a handle on.

Usually, I go Mystic Mail->Tabi->Bulwark (reverse MM and Bulwark depending on who you're laning against) ->Jotunn's->Mantle->Titan's, with Meditation and Thorns for relics. Overkill protections, maximum CDR, flat and percentage pen, three offensive items, burst health and mana from Med if you need it, Thorns and Mantle's passive to make you a force of nature in a team fight. I don;t generally go for starter items, so I can have the tier 2 defense item start, makes rushing MM all the faster so it's passive can help you clear. Just be sure to ward your mana buff and you'll dominate anyone but AA warriors, they get the most out of Qin's, they got the defense to stick in the fight, and they need very little mana which gives them a sustain advantage. Osiris is your kryptonite.
>>
How do you build Guardians for the Solo lane? Sobek, Ymir, Xing Tian, and Kumbhakarna all seem viable.
>>
>>149816353
its fun this general is just 2 ez
>>
As a diamond chang'e, I'm not impressed with the new skin. In fact, I don't like any of her skins. Still waiting for a good one. Funnily enough her T2 is the only one I bought as it looks different, even that isn't something I'm all that happy with though.

I guess hirez don't want to model legs for her so all her skins will be dresses, and just look end up looking the same.

Thanks for reading my blog.
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>>149816729
CDR boots (for faster CC), magic protections, then physical, then maybe a damage item, then all prots and health.
>>
wheres that leddit smite chart for the ranking on gods from shitty to broken
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>>149817042

>not liking chocolate love
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>>149815702
i know that it's supposed to be a "I'm watching you" hand gesture
but since the model is shitty, she is pointing at the bottom of the sunglasses' frames
and all I can see is pic related
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>>149817283
I think it's more of because they added sun glasses at the last second
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>>149817283

Wow only a pedo would see that.
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>>149817270
Again, it's just a recolor. That's my problem with her skins, they all look too similar.

I would kill for a t5 and be willing to pay up to 200 dollars for it, but I know there's no chance of her winning.
>>
>these people calling everyone a pedo have probably fapped Ne Zha
>if he had a card art changed and called a tween they would be calling hirez niggers all over twitter

It's a dumb situation all around really. Jing's card arts simply don't portray her as underage. Even the artist who drew the pool art clearly took reference from the other pictures and (rightfully) assumed she was older. Hirez goes into panic mode and says "woah woah, didn't you see our shit model? We cant make her tits that big!".

So now the autist on their holy crusade wont stop, all due to hirez's shit job at depicting a character.
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>>149817283
The image posted has no spread fingers and no tongue, she's just touching her face like she's fixing her glasses. If there's more to it then maybe post a better screencap.
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Can someone explain this to me? Even the other team thinks she shouldn't have build shield of regrowth but she is defending it as a proper defense item.She was also complaining about how she was getting melted by Thanatos. Why not build more than 30 physical protections earlier in the game?
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>>149817617
It's not because of the model. It litterally is because of Reddit. When they first revealed her mastery art on reddit there was a lot of people complaining saying that she is supposed to be a kid. Now that Hi rez know what people want they will make all of her skins more kiddish.
>>
>even game of casual arena, both sides have one guy left to kill
>fortunately I'm a fed freya so as long as no-one fucks up this should be easy
>Loki ults ymir in the centre of their whole team

I'm fucking done.
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>>149817617
Ne Zha isn't going around on official card showing off his duck bulge though.

Look at this image >>149813489
Clearly showing off her ass even though she's a child in lore.
>>
I JUST WANT TO PLAY TERRA REEEEE
>>
When does the odyssey begin and what happens when it does?
>>
>>149818470
It's a skin event where you get a t5 for buying everything. Look at the wiki for the last two to see how it worked.

http://smite.gamepedia.com/Odyssey_2015
http://smite.gamepedia.com/Odyssey_2016
>>
>>149818470
>When does the odyssey begin
After summer of smite

>what happens when it does?
It's just a bigger summer of smite
>>
>>149818470
skin event. you'll need about 5000-6000 gems for the t5
>>
>>149817871
SoR is great on Ama, it synergizes very well with her heal/aura switch. She's fast as Hell already, why not be faster?
>>
>>149817871
There's literally nothing wrong with SoR as long as you can proc it, you just don't want to keep it the entire game

I think there's better options personally but it's a valid item

Her real problem was trying to build autos in joust which is super bursty because you finish build way before you hit level 20 so everyone has much higher damage then normal and lower life and protections
>>
Why did hi rez give jing Wei such an idiotic ult? It's basically stun yourself for 1 sec then do a tiny bit of damage.
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So datamining found 2 skins
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>Nox is getting another skin

Fuck you Hi-Rez, holy shit
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>>149819647
I want it.

>>149819749
I want this too.
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>>149819647

spooky

>>149819840

Weird, seems like an easter or valentine's skin
>>
>>149819647
Why is Sol such a a bae?
>>149819840
dem tits
>>
>>149819840
Pretty good.
>>
>>149819647
>>149819840
The card art looks nice.
>>
http://smitedatamining.com/smite-pts-3-14-datamining/
So next god is probably Izanami and the one after Camazotz.
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>Modelers put effort into this skin because it has to look somewhat decent or else no one will get it unlike the summer skins that people have to buy even if they look like shit in order to get the Medusa skin
>>
>>149819647
Looks like a T2
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>>149819840
https://sketchfab.com/models/9fb4aab3edfc4fe08965dd88f9fdd794
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>>149819840
>>149820172
>>149820243
I bet it's a chest skin.
>>
>>149819647
>>149819840
>>149820172
>>149820243
you guys are such fucking faggots, you know that right? you just have to cheat to find out what the next new release is, couldn't just fucking wait for it to be announced properly
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>>149820457
Shut the fuck up pon
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>>149820457
>tfw have no fish bait images saved on this pc
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>>149820243

Might be as close to fluffy goddess as you shits are gonna get

>>149820457
>>
You know who doesn't need new skins? Anyone that has more then one fucking skin.

You know who needs skins?
Sylvanus
Susano

LITERALLY ANYONE THAT ISN'T NOX OR OTHER IN-GAME WAIFU SLUTS

STOP GIVING WOMAN SKINS

GIVE COOL TREES AND JAPANESE DIRT BAG SWORDSMAN SKINS YOU CUNTS
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>>149820457
>>
>>149820457
Smite datamining was a site set up by a redditor. Blame them.
>>
I wish I was a loli
>>
>>149820629
Sylvanus has multiple skins already though.
>>
Apparently I am unable to find the end date of the current Summer of Smite on the Smite website. Anyone happen to know the end date?
>>
>>149820457
>cheating
It's not cheating, the data are in the PTS, they are accessible, if they didn't want that somebody find them they should not put them here.

>>149820629
see >>149820154
Sylvanus will probably get a new skin soon
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>>149820934
August 30th
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>>149820857
Wow, a christmas tree skin that doesn't change him whatsoever?
Look at someone like Geb, he has a goddamn rocket ship skin that literally changes his entire fucking model and abilities

Look at Cthulhu Ah Muzen Cab.

Sylvanus has a single skin that is somewhat different, Dr. Vanus. But you can't even get Dr. Vanus anymore, so it's either Mastery Skins, or that stupid christmas tree skin that is trash.
>>
>>149820154
>Grim chest

Confirmed >>149819647 in chest
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>>149821029
Thanks!
>>
>>149820934
>Click summer of smite
>It's right there
Wow you must be a retard
>>
>>149821106
>he doesn't have dr vanus

why
>>
>>149821106

nigga in the fucking data mining it shows sylvanus getting a new skin soon, chill
>>
>>149821467
I just looked at that, and I am excited, I just hope it isn't some recolor reskin or some thing. I want a full model change like Gebs ship, that shit was awesome. I have mentioned before but I would fucking LOVE a small necromancer riding on a gorilla skeleton skin for Sylvanus, same with some sort of mushroom related skin, both would be fantastic.
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>>149821165

the grim chest looks like it's from the underworld event, going by the art anyway
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>>149821584
It's going to be a T2 senpai
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how to pronounce chang'e?
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>>149821912
Chang-Ayyyyyy
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Hey guys I have a new idea for a MoTd on Arena.
One team can only pick Terra, Ymir, Anhur with the Duke dan de Lyons skin, Ra'merica and Uncle Zeus
The other team can only pick Mayan god
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>>149820457
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crits only for basic attacks or all abilities too?
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>>149822713
>Crit full damage Ymir Ult
LOL
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>>149822713

Some abilities can crit, some can't.
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>>149822932
how do you know which can and cant?
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>>149822983

Just read the ability descriptions. What god are you thinking of?
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>>149822983
By reading the ability.
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How do I Thanatos?

He's ability based, but that falls off late game. And he's very squishy.
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>>149823104
like all of them
Do some literally say crit doesn't apply? for example ama's shield burst attack
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>>149823231

Thanatos is super early game, you'll want to play aggressive and get a big lead on them to snowball the game

Late thanatos is pretty meh

>>149823420

No, her shield wouldn't crit.
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>>149823420
No. Abilities generally can't crit. The ones that can will say so. Such as Serqet's 1.
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>>149823420
As long as an ability description doesn't say the ability can crit it doesn't.
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>>149823697
>>149823712
>>149823724
I thought as much, so then explain to me why Hun Batz sacred monkey attack can hit crits despite nothing in his description for it saying so?
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>>149824035
Are you sure it's the ability and not the basic attack just after? Hun Batz passive give his next basic attack after an ability an increased critical strike chance.
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help me out senpai
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>>149824035
>>149824339
Now I wanna play Hun Batz. How do I build him? Should I get bumbas mask?
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>>149824481
>Should I get bumbas mask
>on a jungler
gee bill I dont know
But if you mean his actual build you rush crits and penetration to make him hurt like a bitch
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>>149824481
Only if you're the jungler.
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>It's a enemy picks Freya game again
Wow, so fun to play against a god who's broken
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>>149825037
Where did the big mean Freya touch you anon
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>>149825037
>pick Bellona/Fafnir/AMC
>disarm Freya
GG now she is useless.
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>>149821912
Chonga

It's how the joke about the Chang'e line is funny.
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>>149823697
Build-wise, I mean. I try to keep in mind "make something happen in the first 15 minutes" as I'm learning Thanatos
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-_E_Gg_4a4


I am confused why they didn't change the sound effects of the bow shooting to an actual water gun. It sounds retarded when she shoots with that skin now
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>>149825037
Play a tank who can take a hit, CC her then kill. She's still just a squishy mage.
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>>149825874
I love the comments section of this video. Everyone is just arguing whether she is 15 or 12.
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>>149824035
are you retarded?
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>reddit was complaining about the jing wei card differences
>thread mysteriously disappears

kek
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>>149826591
>Please keep all discussion about 3.14, the patch notes, the PTS, and Terra to this stickied thread.

First day on the subreddit? Happens every patch because otherwise people spam threads,
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>>149826591

Quiet goy
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>>149826591
There is a lot more people complaining about it then I thought there would be
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OH HEY SENPAI
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>>149826591
dumb decisions like that let me believe that hirez is more fucked up in the head than any us
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>>149826876
>because otherwise people spam threads,
First day on reddit? Because people do that every day anyways
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>>149827752
Yes, but for patch notes they disable posting while patch stream is happening and after that delete all patch related threads that don't use the sticky. Because the spam is higher then usual. This happens every patch.

And no, not my first day, maybe it is yours though.
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Could you imagine if love were like volleyball? You would yell "SIT ON MY FACE YOU FUCKING DUMBASS GOOD FOR NOTHING BITCH" and nobody would question you or call the police.
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How do you trade in ranked joust? I see that sometimes others are able to but sometimes you can't
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>People bragging about being on Reddit longer on 4chan
Man this place has gone downhill
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>>149809704
Unfuckingbelievable, you really don't want the shekels do you, Hirez?
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>>149828571
/v/ and other video game related places stopped trying to fight the reddit cancer a long time ago. You should still mock people that go there.
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>New Nox skin
>Looks great
>Southern Belle VP

>New god Izanami
>Ability called: Invisible Escape
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>>149828925
Shut the FUCK up hellsing
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>>149828480
You can't trade for gods you don't own (or vice versa)
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>>149829749
I assume it's also the same if they don't have the god I selected mastered?
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>>149830096
Yes
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>Dumbass in team types about how he hasn't played smite in 7 months because overquach
>Dies while typing
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>>149830270
>Dies while typing
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Is runeforged useful at all or is it still useless? It sounds like it'd be useful on Arachne.
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>>149821621
Holy shit will the robo nox skin be available in this? I'd be willing to pay $60 in chests for something like that.
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>>149788150
good, hirez will actually choose what would look good so we dont get another fallen lord skin
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>>149831685
No, it was a limited skin you dongus
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I know I seem like a shill but any veterans or newbs want to get gud at smite should check out Raynday, his tips and guides are pretty great tbqh
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I know I seem like a shill but any veterans or newbs want to get gud at smite should check out Muhdick, his tips and guides are pretty great tbqh
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>>149831851
Wow fuck off then.
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>>149831731
Anon, they already did that for the Chronos skin
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>>149832046
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Some number for Terra
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>>149832660
Hacker?
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>>149832751
Yes, I'm hacking your computer right now and putting shitton of CP inside, enjoy being v&
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>>149832660
Holy shit I want to play Hercules with back up Terra
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>>149830992
It's got great stats, especially with that passive, but it's hard to fit into any builds and would work better on many mages instead.
It's best when paired with its partner, Frostbound Hammer, but you'll want coordination with your team to focus down the slowed target.
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>>149832660
So they said in the patch note that her ult CDR bonus doesn't stack with item. So is building CDR with Terra on your team a waste of time or you can still build it and sell the item latter?
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>>149832660
Terra confirmed for being able to counter ult Anubis and heal more than he can deal.
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>>149832929
Can I just enjoy the CP of Jing Wei instead?
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Any Jing Wei with the milf goddesses now?
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is terra the new mom-fu?
I want to bury my face in her cleavage and forget the world
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>>149835283
Try speaking English
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>>149835283
>smite
>getting porn
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>>149835305
she's a grandma, she's Jupiter's mom (Rome's version of Zeus)
>GILF
I want her to squeeze me tight with her thighs
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>playing against kkk in duel
>he literally just drops tornadoes the entire time clearing the lane
>cant push
>cant chase because hes gay
>30 minutes of this
>he finally surrenders

remove kuksnake
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>>149836346
The best part is she fucked Uranus.
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Is there any shame in abandoning Summer of Smite and spending my Gems elsewhere if Merdusa is going to be shit? I feel oddly guilty about it, since I like the Nu Wa, Bellona and Sobek skins I bought. Probably my OCD demanding I get the entire set.
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>>149838642
Why would there be shame in it? Just how much of a good goy are you
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>>149838901
I've played a single f2p game for six years and spent a grand total of $5 on it, does that count? I've also bought a copy of Evolve to be a Beta founder, and spent $50 on Smite, which is outrageous. I mean I had a friend give me easily $100+ in gems last year, but that's not my own money spent. Either way, unless I have to have something new, I buy used but in excellent shape, so I save money. I'm not much of a good goy it seems.
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>>149839324
No, but you're definitely a jew.
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>>149809717
>Read this post
>They really did remove the water squirting from the gun
I want to see the anti pedo defense force try to explain the logic in this. Is the water squirting from the hole a sexual reference to Jing's hole and thus needs to be censored to keep Jing's pure integrity?
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>>149820292
>Nox skin
>Chest skin
You're damn right it is
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>>149839897
>>149810489
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Will the $100 gem pack, something like 8000 gems be enough for Odyssey, compared to the last two sales?
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>>149841653
Huh? If you're asking if 5000 gems will be enough then probably not. You should have got the 13k pack whilst it was on sale for 75
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>>149834452

It's not a waste because then only every 54 seconds will you have 20-40% CDR. The gods who rely on CDR are still going to build CDR and the gods that are more burst/inhand based will just benefit more from it.
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>>149842549
Wouldn't grabbing CDR boots and breastplate of valor with her ult get you close to the CDR cap? I actually don't remember what the cap is anymore.
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>>149842834
CDR cap is 40%.
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>>149842834

Cap is 40%

At level 5, if she uses her ult, allies will gain 20% cdr. If you're a god who normally builds full CDR, like most warriors, this wont affect them much except for early game but for gods that dont usually build CDR, like most hunters, inhand warriors and some burst mages, this will be great for them.
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Where my Mayan bros at.
http://smitedatamining.com/smite-pts-3-14-datamining/
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>>149843839
God I hope his basics are the bite strike thing at the top and give the enemy DOT. I will master that god so fucking hard, I LOVE DAMAGE OVER TIME, BRING IT ON HI-REZ
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anyone else hate how over-informative patch notes are?
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>>149843839
macachi pek(this actually means shut up dog in mayan).
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>>149844657
I like to think that the patch notes are for the "hardcore" players who like to know each detail.
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Smite makes better matchmaking when?
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>>149841807
It's 5000+3000 gems.
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>>149843839
Gray bony man for a model, not a cool bat thing
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Jing Wei's model is pretty ass face wise.
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>>149839897
>>149810490
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>It's too early to surrender!
>It's too early to surrender!
>It's too early to surrender!
>It's too early to surrender!
>It's too early to surrender!
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>>149845662
Last years Odyssey totaled 5100 gems in total. 8000 leaves you with a nice, estimated 2900 gems or so if the pricing is the same or close this year.
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>>149847231
[muffled shitters in the distance]
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>>149830992
I like it on Odin, he can easily apply a slow to many people who cant get away from him easily and makes use of the stats well

Though I guess with new power pot any phys god with a damaging ability can apply it easily
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>>149847231
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>>149847231
Okay I'll bite. What happened?
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>>149847231
>when you decide to play casuals
>when it's a 4 man queue beside you
>when you have no say in the game because they are not playing with you they are playing for them
>when everything that happens is your fault because you're not part of them
>when you go out and come back and the game is still going
>when they are spawn killing everyone and they still haven't surrendered
>don't forget, it's all your fault
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>>149826591
>APC makes a "farewell gimme sympathy and good vibes hope the future is as good to me as hirez and the smite community was" reddit post
>you'll be missed, *fan club reddit suck up comment*, hope your next job works out
>he officially announces he's leaving Hirez for blizzard
>entire thread mysteriously disappears
Pottery
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>>149847650
>>149849753
>>149849838
>>149850076
http://smite.guru/censor/match/hr/33702
Chronos. The stats speak for themselves. We had a guy say no at the 10 min surrender. I actually got worried we might not surrender.
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>Play some days of only casuals
>100% good matters all days
>Play a couple of hours of ranked conquest
>20% good manners at the end of the day

Why is the enemy team allowed to report you?

I didn't even lose most of my games either.

This system is fucking stupid
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>>149832660
So she's more like Sylvannas and less like Cabraken
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>>149852012
Little of both. Incon said she was like Artemis, which I really don't get.
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>>149852092
I literally kept spamming Sylvannas x Cabraken baby in chat today, also, Incon is an attention hoe who just drags his videos on way to long (literally a male boobie streamer) good for him though
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>>149852804
What is physically wrong with that guy? Every video I see with him he's all fuckin' twitchy, like somethings wrong with him or he's on drugs
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>>149852905
He has tourettes.
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>>149832660
Her 2 sounds fun
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>>149852905
I think he has turrets like h3h3, the only the thing that bothers me about him is that he never gets to his point, he will always drag it as long as possible.
to be fair to him he is a TWITCH streamer so that has to go with the trade, i guess
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>>149853062
>turrets
>turrets
WTF AM I TALKING ABOUT VULCAN
i meant tourettes, im a bit drunk at the moment tbqh
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>>149853062
>h3h3
>he actually has tourette's
I thought ethan was joking about that. his eyebrows are great
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>>149832069
>he missed out on titty robot nox

why
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>>149850136
>entire thread mysteriously disappears

???

https://www.reddit.com/r/Smite/comments/4qhho8/my_resignation_from_hirez_studios/

Still there though
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>>149853330
He said the whole eyebrows meme were a way to control the tourettes, he's since calmed it down (i think he's smoking da ganja now tbqh)
papa bless
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>>149853948
DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>149854029
Weed is pretty great anon, it's legal in many states in the US. You should give it a try.
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>>149854138
>Not legal in state
>union likes to rando drug checko
nah
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>>149854138
DUDE
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>>149854390
SCYLLA
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>Now that you’ve decided the class, it’s time to submit your Mage Tier 5 skin concepts! We’ve created a special subreddit for you to submit your concepts and feedback.
Oh good, another shitfest where we end up with something like Chronos. Who the fuck thought having submissions on ALL mages was a good idea?
There's absolutely no way to rig the voting here, no sir.
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>>149854318
I work for the state justice department and I literally smoke daily, 7 years and no one has ever been tested because they don't test here.
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>>149854138
t. underage
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>>149854486
>implying most people here would even buy the t5 no matter who it's for

Last time the t5 was out half the general were calling anyone who even thought about buying it a shill or a goy and to fuck off.

I don't know why people are so interested here when most of you won't even buy it.
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>>149854947
Influx of console kiddies with mommies credit card this year.
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>>149854947
I refuse to buy the skin if it's Scylla or any other female waifu bait mage. Fuck waifu fags.
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>>149854947
They just complain for the sake of complaining and throw in some "we're le better than reddit" circlejerk too.
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>>149786913
Every single board is filled with 18-19 eagers to feel cool on le internet
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>>149855162
This.

People like complaining here, even if it's for cosmetic skins they won't buy in the first place. Anything to type out 'fucking hirez' now and again.
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>>149819840
Shit tier and awful taste ideas studio did it again
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>>149855324
Are you defending Hi-Rez?

They are awful at their jobs.
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>>149856954
No, I'm saying the people who are complaining about a cosmetic skin that doesn't effect gameplay, are the same people who will type out 'good goy' when the skin comes out and anyone says they are going to buy it.
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I wonder which one of you I just BTFO in assault. Is SmGen just made out of shitters?
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>>149850284
>Pen boots on Ymir
>Pen boots on Geb
>No boots on Chronos

B-but why
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Lads if you know a site that gives away terra gods like what happened with susano and jing meme, please share.

I NEED the futa goddess.
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>>149860606
>he doesn't have the god pack
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Guys how to play neith?
Is she an AA god or an ability god? I don't understand.
I know she's the noob hunter but I literally play every other hunter fine except for her. Most of my kills are just ult ks.
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>call adc
>lock in amc
>these faggots instalock their gods
>forced to go amc mid against diamond zeus
>rek his shit
>lose because these fags can't play for shit and keep running around chasing kills
>get called a noob at the post match lobby.

Fucking love this game. Thana and hou yi were diamond too btw
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>>149861521
She can be built AA based, but she's stronger as an ability god. Build Tran + Pen.

Your 1 is your bread and butter. Get used to the half second wind up it has. Use it to root someone, then use your 2 and hit them with a basic while they have to stand there like an asshole. Use your 3 to set up weaves and blow them the fuck up, because it does a shitload of damage.

Don't just use your ult to snipe people at low health. It has a stun, use it to chase, and use it to net a stun on someone in a teamfight so your teammates can pile onto them.
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>>149862045
>Thana and hou yi were diamond too btw
Frankly I hate havingdiamond players in my team, most of the time they are the worse shitter I ever played with, It's especially true for Loki players.
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>>149862045
When I see that rare diamond aphro or diamond chang'e I get hard because I know that this game will at least have someone competent, who truly learned how to play their god.

But when I see a thana or loki or scylla diamond I just roll my eyes and prepare to carry. There is that one thana with around 4k kills and 150 wins. Either he gets a billion kills every game, or he played a billion games and lost them all.

Take a guess at which one actually happened.
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>>149863103
I keep my numbers hidden on my loading screen cuz if you are a diamond player the enemy team focusses you like you fucked their mothers or something.
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>>149863103
>>149863203
Shitters wear their diamonds as a sign of pride.
>look at me I've played x god so long I am above criticism
Also good players actually bother to synergize with the team so they're less likely to have diamonds, or diamonds they may have are for gods that better fit most teams, which usually translates to support characters because everyone grabs every other role first in a mad scramble. In general the more you can carry with a god, the more likely shitters will flock to it for prestige. Someone mastering a god that relies on a team to do anything is either a retard or someone that cares about winning.
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>Be mastery IX Poseidon
>Have a bad game
>Team starts to abuse
>"report shit Poseidon"
>IX shitty Poseidon

And ever since I've hidden my mastery levels.
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>>149863228
I think you're just bad
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>reddit doing their monthly cry for "muh goddess diversity"

we're gonna end up like LoL and never get sexy goddesses again
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>>149865349
I've always hidden everything, why would I want to give my opponents any kind of tactical information?
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>>149865770
It has already begun. Jing lost her tits
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>>149865773
lol what
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>>149865856
>Jing lost her tits

How is that bad ? DFC is best.
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>>149865935
Go away pedo scum she is only 12
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>>149865856
Regardless of ones opinion on the matter you gotta admit that's just hi rez being complete failures at modeling
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>>149866012
She is literally over one thousand years old.
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>>149866120
With the body of a 12. Meaning you like children you disgusting scum
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>>149866120
Fuck off scumbag. She has the body of a child, the mind of a child, she died when she was a child. kys
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>>149865856
>>149866025
Hirez is just shit at portraying gods in card art vs model. Theres no way anyone would have saw Jing's card arts and thought she was a fucking 'tween' until they pulled their latest fiasco.

>>149865935
DFC is only good on traps
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>>149866362
>Theres no way anyone would have saw Jing's card arts and thought she was a fucking 'tween'
90% of people have been saying she is a kid for a while. Stop being delusional you pedoshit. She was always a kid
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>>149866578
>90% of people

Yeah, just how '90% of people' were upset yesterday they reduced her breast size. Because pedos care so much about big tits right.

Even you or the other guy assumed she was 16 a few threads ago.
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>>149866889
>Even you or the other guy assumed she was 16 a few threads ago.
I've said she was a child since she released. It's literally her lore.
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>>149866889
>Yeah, just how '90% of people' were upset yesterday they reduced her breast size.
Stop being delusional. At best maybe 5% of people were upset you dumb pedoshit and guess what they were all pedos who were upset.
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>cant even find games in a 1v1 mode

end it
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>>149867052
>pedos upset over a lack of breast
hello?
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>>149867329
Is this thing working ?
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>>149867329
>pedos upset she is no longer being sexualized

There were people complaining her skirt was made longer in the card art. Fuck off pedo scum.
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just played my most cancerous arena game yet

>be aphro
>enemy team doesnt build antiheal
>my team gets cocky
>they spend nearly 5 minutes at the enemy's deep side
>anytime one of them is about to die, they just hang out back till I heal them up
>I spam retreat because I have nearly 4k gold
>they refuse to leave
>I have to finish of enemies because they cant kill worth shit
>I have to bodyblock for them when they are retreating or else they die
>I have to heal every last one of those shitters
>this shit happens 3 times in the game
>we still lose at 1 fucking ticket

am mad.
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>>149867431
>character shown sexualized and not portrayed as underage in art
>pedo scum

???
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>>149868391
>not portrayed as underage in art

???
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Remember when Jing Wei wasn't flat chested. Yeah, me neither
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>>149868940
hello?
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>>149868940
Look at that beautiful art.

Now look at the models...

Hi-Rez should really fire the 3D team and start fresh.
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>>149868940
senpai?
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>>149869215
I got a duplicate file error for trying to post this at the same time

so have this instead
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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