Dota 2 gen /d2g/

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>EXACLY 0 MEMES, SPOT ON early/late
Nice.

Reminder that dota is actually quite fun

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nth for russian TA voice actress

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>>149780726
Is this true?

>>149780726
Reminder that dota is actually quite fun when you are winning

>>149780787
Only when you're winning and not being utter deadweight on the team

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>22/0/24 with TA
I did it. After 200+ games with her I finally became a TAgod

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this TI is going to be shit without singsing

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>>149780726
>one immortal has been deposited into your inventory

>>149780929
>+10 compendium levels have been distributed to your account

>dota 2 gen

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SWNL

>>149781008
More like dota 2 TRANSgen... Fuckin d2gay...

Jk m8 i love this shitty general.

How to fix dota

>lower death timers
>remove gold loss on death
>remove turn speed

grats this game is good

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>>149781008

do you like my OP image too?

>>149780561
RTC cried about him on twitch so they had nerf him :^).
He could have changed his movement patern but fuck that.

>>149781075
I wonder how many groupies RTZ has fucked

what if I want to support Dota but don't want to support Seattle

>open Facebook
>see your local wetback braging about his 4K games
fucking wall when?

>>149782048
>tracebook

kill yourself

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>>149782048
>Facebook

>>149782048
>normiebook
>having subhumans as friends
someone really needs to kill himself
protip: it's (You)

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>aggro trilane starts diving deep and pushing hard
>mid doesn't react
>flames all game after they push us down fast because he got a couple of kills and kda=skill in dota
>after the game ends some guy on the other team starts advertising his MMR selling site

OUR

UNDISPUTED

ABSOLUTE

GUY

IS STREAMING

http://www.zhanqi.tv/newbeehao

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uh....dotards?
explain?

>>149782683
What did you pick? If it was some shit niche hero you deserved to lose

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>no car hero

>>149783360
first picked omni because nobody wanted to pick and everyone was arguing that 'I PICK LAST'. not a lot you can do against early aggro as omni

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>>149783163
>doesn't work with livestreamer

Does anyone else sometimes intentionally fuck with their team just make them mad?

>>149783861
it`s time to stop queueing

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>>149783163
now watch me whooooooooooooooo

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>>149783950
You can't stop me

>>149783163
Nice virus asshole

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Reminder

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EVERY FUCKING TIME DOTARDS

EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME

TUNE IN TO SOME RANDOM RUSSIAN STREAMER PLAYING DOTA 2 DEFENSE OF THE ANCIENTS

SHE'S:
1- VERY CUTE
2- SLIM
3- WATCHES HER APPEARANCE
4- HAS A SEXY AS FUCK VOICE

MEANWHILE IN THE WEST WE EITHER HAVE:
1- HORSE FACED GIANTESS
2- FAT AS FATASS COW COSPLAY
3- LAWN MOWING RAGING SJW GENDERPOLYAMOROUS QUEER

THANKS FOR NOTHING ICEFRAUD

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The end is coming, dotards.

>>149784310
everytime i open twitch, I
1-Dont pay attention to camwhores
and thats pretty much how to succeed at life

>>149783861
Only if they're my friends, in which case, I forcestaff them in to the enemy team all the time.

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>TI still hasn't started yet
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>>149783339
bloodcyka is a sit hero and it doesn't matter what you build on him

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>>149784310
If you watch camwhore streams you need to neck yourself famalam

>>149784371
Good. Dota don't need kids.

>>149783754
Wait you went solo omni? Are you fucking reatarded?

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>>149784310

Sharishaxd is my waifu

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questoin for any ayylien players, when I am ulting (((((generally speaking)))) do you just spam e or also disarm

I feel weird when i disarm my carry but he wants to hit people

>Not watching the russian goddess na_podhvate

plebs

>>149783339
>dagon cyka
Literally the only thing bloodseeker can legitimately be said to do better than other heroes is make use of dagon+eblade. Which is a sorry place to be in.

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>>149784371
T W E N T Y T I C K
W
E
N
TWENTY TICK
Y
T
T
I
C
K

>>149784980
I was supporting a slark top lane, windrunner mid lane, bounty roaming and last picker went morphling offlane. they just went full aggro top and took the towers fast with no rotations, nothing we could really do about it with a spirit breaker, undying and axe against omni+slark when WR refused to help out

>>149785105
If your carry wants to hit people then you don't disarm him
Of course part of being good at the hero is to analyze the situation and decide based on what you believe is better in that exact moment.
If the guy has basically no hcance of living then healing him is kind of pointless since the damage is counted into the end result as well. If there's a chance he's gonna survive then you might as well properly heal him.

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>>149784310
>tfw you will never hang out with batshit crazy horny russian cosplay chick

>>149785381
>Even TF2 has a higher tickrate
>Fucking Splatoon has a higher tickrate AND better netcode

>>149785729
What sauce did you use for that webm?

>>149784310
Just filter shit by "English" my good man. Then you'll automatically remove the top 28 Russian streams to get to the quality <1k viewers English streams.

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Hey doturds what cookies are the best for dealing with existential crisis?

>>149787121
literally just 25mg of oxy

>Jungling with meme is actually faster than offlaning

explain this shit dotards

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>>149787121
choco lesbians

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>>149787414
I think I should stay sober.

>>149787512
Thanks phoneposter.

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I've always wanted to be Lanaya's personal assistant. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and giving her a nice thorough massage, starting at her shoulders and making my way down to her soft, delicate feet. I know the other heroes would laugh at me, call me a bitch-boy, but I don't care. I would do anything for Lanaya. "All done, miss Lanaya." I say, smiling at my goddess as I kneel before her. "Is that a boner?" Lina asks. Auroth licks her lips, Lina giggles, and Mortred blurs. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Lanaya kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." she says. I don't understand because I had already given her a massage, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to massage her 'secret' as well. I pull down her panties and her long, feminine penis slaps against my face, surprisingly soft despite it's size, and she's only semi-erect. "Massage my penis, servant." she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Lanaya's cock forced into my mouth while she holds my nose with her hand. The smell and taste of her cock causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, servant, remove your clothes and bend over." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel extremely cold and vulnerable. All the girls around me have their eyes filled with a maddening lust. Lina and Mortred slowly approach me, grinning seductively and stripping off their clothing in the process. "No" Lanaya says, "He's mine.". It's only now that I realize she's still carrying her desolator, and I begin to pray to Selemene . She abuses my tight hole, her thrusting gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum as she cums inside of me, filling my ass with her seed. She pulls out of me, and slump down, quivering in pleasure. She leans down next to me, and whispers into my ear "The secret is out."

Holy FUCK this third set of immortals are mediocre.

>>149787758
>dealing with existential crisis while sober

ummm

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Thread is so dead, I'll be able to post twice in a row, replying to myself.

Anyone wants to trade ogre or bane immortals for slark knives?

>>149787878
Everyone wants the god damn slark knives you fucking stupid motherfucking retarded piece of fucking shit, dumbass cunt.

>>149787980
You're really kind, anon. You are so nice to other people!

Can we all really appreciate Icefrog and Valve for the current patch?

I personally found TI5 matches really boring due to the small hero pool in the meta and the farming heavy strategies.
This patch has been incredible. We've seen everything from 5 man deathball to 10 man team wipes, thrilling base races, unbelievable comebacks, slippery rat strategies, tense extended roshan fights, huge number of viable heroes in the meta, more blood shed in a match than the entirety of game of thrones--sometimes with whole team fights starting and ending before the creeps have spawned, matches that flip back and forth throughout, games that showcase and reward both individual skill and teamwork--allowing both cores and supports to shine, nail biting jukes and blink-and-you-miss-it surprise kills, it has been wonderful to both watch and play dota.
Dota will keep changing and getting better, but right now, we're in a super sweet spot, and I couldn't be more excited for TI6.
We give you a lot of crap Volvo, but we really do love what you've done with this game. Sometimes it's difficult to hear the lone voice of praise amidst the Tsunami of criticism, but I hope you see this, and know that all of us really appreciate your passion and dedication to Dota, and to us

>>149788152
I wonder how many times I can reply to myself uninterruptedly in a row?

>>149788236
fuck off reddit

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>Everyone marks their hero and lane
>Pick accordingly so my hero fits in with theirs
>They all pick completely different heroes and my hero no longer works at all in the lineup

>2017
>still cannot see the enemies manabars

uhh dotardos?

>>149789159
>Being able to instantly tell when Storm is oom

what does "rata" mean

>>149789159
>Lolbabbie wants a crutch from his shit game
Not one bit surprising.

how many games do I need to have to leave the normal skill hell? 200?

>>149789387
It's a word in Spanish for congratulating the other player for their clearly superior skill.

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Convince me not to, please.

>>149789558
are you kidding me? i always thought i was being called rat

>>149789564
>Ever considering wasting $57.43, let alone any money, in this shit game
You are beyond help, Anon.

>>149789564
:aegis2016: = :good goy: no space

>>149789564
things you can do with that 60 bucks:

>1 month of net
>

fuck i wanted to make a long list of stuff but cant think of anything

>>149789564
Whatever item you're hunting for can be purchased for <1 USD about a year from now.

>>149789564
all immortals will be costing 30 cents after TI, just like last year. but it's your money you do whatever you want.

>>149789806
The lina and Invoker ones will be expensive senpai

>>149789564
the only worthwhile thing is the immortal gardens terrain at 125 or whatever
everything else will be cheaper to just buy off the marketplace

>>149789806

Some, but not all.

>>149789449
You have only played 200 games of Dota? You're probably around 1500 MMR at this point, high skill is like 3.3k, and VHS is at 3.8k or something.

If you're on a smurf just disregard the shit I said here what ever...

Also, my good man, what the FUCK are you worrying about the skill level of your fucking games for, when YOUR OWN SKILL LEVEL IS SO FUCKING LOW, THAT YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT EVERY HERO IN THE GAME CAN DO, AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ITEMIZATION.

Sorry, it's just that dunning krueger players are the fucking worst, and that no one should become one of those faggots.

You'll get out of normal skill after like 500 games if you really try and learn and play well and pick good heroes and shit, if you don't try to improve you probably never will get out.

>>149787853
>complaining about a "slow" thread only having about 1 post every 20secs
>there are still threads on /t/ and /trv/ from a few years ago

>>149789387
Have you seen Ted "El Rato" Cruz?

>>149789804
>>149789806
>>149789908
>legion commander item can't be traded

>play a hour long slugfest as support where i'm just a wardbot and food
>lose
is there a worse feeling

>>149790184
>have good game sense
>cant last hit for shit
It's suffering being stuck as support.

How do you deal with morons in your games?

>>149789956
friend, i played dota 1 extensively for years, just recently i decided to play dota 2, and I win 70% of the games i play, i only lose when my teamates are retarded

i regret so much having bought the winter battle pass and losing 20~ games doing stupid quests.

i just want to play fun games where everyone knows what they're doing, that's all

>>149790257
mute and play

bind all chat wheel responses to "Get Back" and "Group Up"

>>149790257
>mute voice
>beer
>music
>a joint

>>149789449
I think you mean how many games before you can play ranked.

It's like 20-30 something matches. Just gotta get your Experience Trophy to 20 nowadays I think.

>>149790184
>>149790242
>Can last hit and have decent map awareness
>I constantly forget to use all my items or abilities, or I use them at the wrong time

>>149790376
>not communicating solely through >whoops and >well played

>>149790269
Can I have your dotabuff and see? The base hidden MMR is around 3k I've heard, but if you really stomp hard early, smurf detection should pick up pretty damn fast. Give it 50 more games, and if you stomp and win most of them, you'll probably end up in VHS or at least high skill.

A lot of Dota 1 stuff is pretty outdated, isn't Dota 1 still on like patch 6.83 or something? So use some updated builds too. It won't take that long.

>>149790765
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/73915536

so why is there no option to show damage done to stuff?
Most games have it so the damage you to shows up on top of the enemies head, dota doesnt seem to have this, only on crits.

Is there a way to show it all the time?

>>149790858
>and I win 70% of the games i play
>54.35% winrate
something does seem to be off here

>>149790903
the screen would be incredible clogged up

and not there's no option

anyone else have too many brain problems to play this game regularly

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Friendly reminder that Sing is our guy.

>>149791015
>i regret so much having bought the winter battle pass and losing 20~ games doing stupid quests.

cri evrytiem

>>149790903
Because you know how much damage all your shit does?

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>>149791071
I don't know what brain problems you mean, but I do have a minor form of epilepsy that seems to get triggered by playing Dota more than any other game. I guess it's all the bright visual crap that can happen in the middle of a teamfight. Lowering the graphic settings did help and I can usually play a match no problem, but there are days in which I'm more susceptible to them and I have to quit the game because they keep getting worse if I keep playing, constantly having my brain get lost for a few seconds and I end up not doing shit and dying

>>149791092
Asians truly are honorary whites

Is there an easier way to get highest GPM than jungle treeant?
aghs into octarine and you can farm the entire map every 40 seconds.
Shit's so cash

>>149789564
do it faggot
if you want the LC item/immortal gardens, both of which cant be traded, go for it. but dont do it if you just want the immortals, you'll be able to get practically all of them (outside of the super rares) for dirt cheap.

>>149791354
i have crippling anxiety+depression so most games are pretty miserable for me, even if i mute everyone i stress out about being a disappointment/failure (not the fault of the game, im just messed up)

>>149791541
> Getting ladder anxiety in fucking dota out of all games
What a pussy
You need to learn to blame others for your mistakes

>tfw I'm so low in the trench that LS's try to toggle through Iceblase
feels good

dota doesn't get better and better as patches progress, it gets worse and worse. by the time ti is over and strategies get more refined i'm convinced the game will be near unplayable, like it always is.

right now we're seeing dota collapse around a few strategies:

>void/tinker/potm (can't lose if tinker gets aghs)
>drow + ranged heroes (high ground with second aegis)
>alch (1000+ gpm, gets 6 slotted at 30 minutes and ends game)
>ranged illusion hero + shadow demon (manta+banish, attack move illusions on tower)
>fringe huskar/am/slark/morph picks

i suspect we'll also see plenty of naga siren at ti, not exactly a fun hero to play with or against. in fact, none of these strats are fun to play vs/against.

many of the item changes/decisions have made the game worse as well:

>new diffusal (40 mana) ended helping make jugg and void too strong.
> it's starting to feel extremely backwards that melee manta has a shorter cd than ranged.
>octarine core is mainly bought to lower manta cd/increase alch ult uptime (talk about a failed item).
>infused raindrops are annoying to play against and uninteresting item that makes early game nukers worse (why?).
>many new items (raindrops, hood with active, pipes stacking/have rubick aura) seem based around the idea that int heroes are going to take over due to octarine+int->spell damage change. this hasn't happened, illusion heroes have taken over instead.

Forgot to mention oracle, easily the most blatantly broken hero since early versions of earth spirit. but "it's support" so i'm sure it's fine by leddit

>>149791541
you just need to play more and it'll go away, pick a position and a hero and first pick it until you get good

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>>149791541
I get that way too, anon. its why I only play bot games. im a megascrub, yea, but I also get depressed extremely quickly if I play real games and let down my team. which ive almost always done. I try to blame others, but it doesnt help, because I know the real problem is me. happens with everything I do, which is funny since im a pretty competitive person in general. but playing against unfair bots in coop matches never stresses me out, even if I lose because I randomed a hero im awful at like chen or techies. it feels nice.

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>>149787121

white chocolate fresh ones the size of a plate

>>149791693
>Forgot to mention oracle, easily the most blatantly broken hero since early versions of earth spirit. but "it's support" so i'm sure it's fine by leddit
anyone remember when Oracle ult gave invisibility as well? Fun times

>>149791739
even if it gets better eventually ive never invested 700 hours in a game only to still feel like shit 90% of the times i play it
i'd rather just... watch others have a good time with it

>>149789564

do it

>>149791802
Necrolyte

>>149791802
If it's not something like crystal maiden I'm gonna be pissed

>>149791828
>a pretty competitive person
>instead of wanting to improve let yourself get super stressed about "letting down" 4 random assholes who you will porbably never evnen hear of again and who likely as not are at least as bad as he is
I really do not understand people like you.

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Why are you always so mad, Dotards?

>on a winning streak
>instantly get a team of 4 carries and lose under 20 minutes
seems like my opponent was just better than me!

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>>149792005
>>149792005

>>149792128
Because you are bad at videogames and having to live on the same planet as you disgusts me

>>149792206
>Aghs Riki
Is this <1k MMR?

>>149792165
Statistically you ARE going to get a retard sooner or later. Winning streaks really matter little to none and what's actually important at least if you are grinding mmr, which is the only real time where winning streaks are of interest, is to not get tilted just because you lost 1 game out of 8

>>149792064
it's almost like they're mentally ill or something

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>>149791956
>>149792005
Ignore >>149792206 lmao, you can see its a shop

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>>149792251
Look at this mad Dotard, kill yourself Dotard.

>>149792826
reeee
get of my general
or something along that line

> aghs mirana is a thing
por que

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GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>149793201
So tbey can deal 0 damage more often

give me male hero draw requests

>>149793201
aghs mirana is amazing...

>>149793516
OD getting his cock penetrated by fuTA

>>149793516

axe with a fat red cock

>>149793516
slarks boypissi on my reinhardt dong

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>>149793516
this with lycan

>>149794296
seconding this

or husgar :D spurdo-__DD

>>149791541
>he blames himself for his own problems
Spotted the millennial.

our girl is streaming

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WHO IS THAT DOTAMON?

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>>149794782
Arc Warden or Centaur

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>>149793516
pl as the cat and lion's finger of death as the knife

>>149794782
Visage

New Meta:

>Pick Alch with Witchdoctor and/or winter Wyvern
>Build bloodthorn
>When WW ults or WD ults use the bloodthorn on target

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2532445738

>tfw toxic player shadowpool confirmed
i thought it was just coincidence people are shitbags to each other every game but over half of the non anons here recently played a bunch of single draft in a row.

does anyone know how long it takes to get out of the shadowpool? how long do i need a good goy conduct summary right now im at 8 reports.. most of them came from having several bad games i never said anything or trolled im just a really inconsistent player...

Secret and Navi are playing on Waga's stream

>>149795083
Im really not sure what are you implying with this game

>>149793516
No futa but anything involving OD sexually would be great

>>149795183
to give credence to the fact that im being queue'd with people who regularly get low prio.

why do I sweat so much during ranked games senpai

>>149795268
And who are you exactly in the game?

>open 12 immortal 3s
>don't play any of the heroes within except waifu Lina
>rarest thing I get is a few free level 50s
I-I mean that's nice, but come on really?

>>149795136
man you sure are a retard

lightofheaven is only 5.3k mmr, what the fuck.

>>149791143
I see a few "Unknown skill" games inbetween your regular games, where you seem to be doing fine..

You're still being determined. Keep playing well, and you'll be fine.

>>149795380
the disgusting slark main playing void..
i really didn't want to say.

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>>149795450
>be goy
>get jewed
>complain
????

>razors helmet immortal is tied to his razor link spell

>razors whip immortal is tied to his plasma field

man valve sure is fucking retarded

>>149795764
>the disgusting slark main playing void..
honestly if you actually give a fuck about what the gulag thinks of your most played heroes you might as well off yourself

>>149792826
>lels going to other generals just like they go into other twitch streams to spam when a game is above them in the viewer list

What the fuck is this shit??

>>149796067
>it's a newfriend episode

>>149791693
I see you don't know shit about dota

>>149796252
>mom AND echo sabre
never show up in my games you useless faggot

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We need more skills like this

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>>149795858
Slark would have been able to keep this game going long enough for the 3 hard carries win condition to happen anyway..

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>>149794845
>>149795024
AXE IS NOT AXE

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>>149796379
i won't unless you're shadowpooled
>useless faggot
which you just might be my man... you might just be.

also what's a good build for void? this is my first time playing him since early 2015, i saw the new items and thought yeah they might be good

>>149796414
I'm not telling you you should have picked slark. I'm telling you that if your priority is winning and not play morally acceptable hero x then there is nothing wrong with picking to win.
I was good with OD before the buffs so when the buffs came around and OD was op I picked him and could take advantage of that, same currently with timber and void.

>>149796640
build damage, which you only did half way
dont fall for the echo meme if you already have lots of attack speed like a fucking mom, what the fuck nigger

>>149796815
if it makes you feel better i bought a blink next which i eventually sold for a linkens because the duels and blink hexes made me shit fire.

>>149796394
I hate that dota has so many abilities like this

>Hey, this ability procs this thing!.... sometimes...heh.. roll that dice kid

>>149796640
Did any of the games you played lately had premades in?

>>149796640
I mostly agree with
>>149796815
Echo sabre is only really good if you are a hero that really BURSTS people where raw attack speed value would be wasted since you're probably only going to punch someone a few times like slark or tiny.
The most common build currently is
treads vlads diffusal manta, but the gooks seem to like a linkens rush

>>149797115
Nyes, it should be a passive the champion has which grants him a critical strike every 10 attacks, so he has space for a dash + minor .5 second stun, which would also be based on his damage!

>>149797190
how do you tell usually? i had at least one game (unranked, match data not shared) where all 4 people besides me were flaming each-other so hard it almost didn't seem real over who was to go mid, and all 4 went mid, took tower at 2 mins, took top at 4 mins, and then bot (where i was) at min 6... most bizarre game i ever played. even them im not 100% sure they were a premade because it fell apart after that and we barely won.

>>149797492
It shows at the end of the game.
premades are linked by a line to the left of there pictures

>>149797492
You know if someone is premade at the end of the game if they have thoose connections on the left side, like lines going from one player to another

>>149797586
wtf that's wild, i never saw that. i'll check next time a game ends.

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>>149794296

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>>149797831
nice

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What hero do I pick if I like catgirls?

>>149798052
Why does this look a bit like someone i knew?

>>149798104
hey, cody.
:3

5 matches today, what is your limit, d2g?

>>149798172
Who the fuck is cody?

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>>149798052
i wish it was a boy

what if you could eblade buildings

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>>149797831
nice

what if you could fortify heroes

>>149798104
arr rook same

>lpq
>dude picks drow
>enemy picks 4 invis
>I pick void
>rest of team picks full melee
mmmmmh

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I'm on a 6 game losing streak

>>149793516
pugna

in loli form

>>149738963
how new??

what is lmfao 3 orb PL (rip)
whats is support roaming riki (alive and kicking)
what is tusk played solely for snowball saves (semi rip)
what is support morphling (rip)

those are all d2g inventions

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>>149797831
I thought you were pic related's artist, but this is great too

>>149798557
thats a nice bird, never seen a black pigeon before desu

>>149797831

good stuff

>>149798237
i play 10matches a day

>>149798557
ENDURANCE RUN

Whatever happened to that qt trap gulag poster that made dota shit on the workshop?

>>149798629
why is lmao3 orb pl dead?
its still a good build

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>support doesnt buy a ward as a starting item
gg 7 streak loss after this

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>>149798557
i've been there.. made me quit for nearly half a year
just stop, the worst thing you can do while tilting is keep queueing

>>149798802
well, true
the hero got nerfed tho

>Storm outside
>Afraid to play because there is a chance of internet or electricity going out

>>149798629
Don't forget support alch

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>>149798557
>Letting flying rats perch on you

>>149798557
Is 6 supposed to be impressive?

Why is tiago pretending to be adelaide?

>>149798883
oh yeah right

also >up and coming
tinker gg boots

>>149798820
except for the 22/6 slark game you did terribly in all of these games. All deserved for being shit, not tilt

>>149798850
play normies or bots

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>>149798850
>Storm outside

Sucks to be you, loser!

It's 29.C degrees here right now at 9:00pm into the night and after enjoying a amazing 33.C degrees day on the beach and taking a nice cold shower I can boot up this shit game and do whatever the fuck I want.

Except I obviously won't because this game is complete shit, LOL

Stay a loser forever.

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>>149798850
>TOLD YOU A STORM WAS COMING

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>Play first game of Earth Spirit after getting his skills down against Bots
>Go 3/1/42

And this is the hero after two years of nerfs?

>>149797492
Also i forgot to tell you, my last shadow pool or whatever , lasted for around 40 games

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>>149798850
>middle of the match
>hear thunder in the distance and the smell of rain

Alright, what is the trick to calculating?

>>149799161
>40 games
holy fuuuuuuuuuuck well at least it's not permanent. you were just a good goy and then 2 green conduct reports later it ended?

>>149798850
Sucks to live in texas, huh?

>>149799212
play for 4000 hours

>>149799046
at least I dont post aniem girls. Who is the real dookie here?

>>149799143
No, this is you after learning how to play a hero properly. The magic was inside you all along anon.

>>149799231
Wait i was wrong, its more like 30 according to my dotabuff
And that was long before this conduct summary stuff, to be exact it was 11 months ago

what if safelane DK

>>149798850
>>149799189
so this... is the power... of the third world...

>>149799552
you lose the game

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>>149798629
>>149798883
>>149798991
These are all (ALL) 100% clan_iraq copyrights though
the only thing the gulag comes up with is meme photoshops

>>149799461
>tfw learning to play pudge and properly landing hooks
now i understand those autistic pudge mains from 4 years ago

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Guys has NP been nerfed yet? TI6 is just around the corner wouldn't want that OP fuck in every game.....

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>>149799189
>>149798850
tfw live in comifornia and it hasn't rained in literal months

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where my casualbros at?

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>tfw you zip halfway across the map to join a teamfight and you get a triple kill just by showing up
SUPERSONIC PUNCH BABY

How come I don't get the tutorial on a new account even if I said I'm a beginner?

>>149799732
so atleast its not humid as fuck

>>149798951
You can suck my dick you worthless piece of garbage

>>149799897
they know

>>149799610
It is winter down here. unless he is 3rd world Asian

Why is Pudge so FUN?

>>149799002
but being tilt means playing like shit at the time
would have been different if i said i got a string of bad teams.
but im clearly not bullshitting

>>149799635
lmao 3 orb is acolyte invention that got reproduced by godlykha

so is HOTD posting

>>149799860
I hope your mom gets cancer

what if craggy was replaced by an actual spell ?

How does the TI compendium-thingy work? I just started playing Dota like a week ago. Should I buy it?

>>149799773
why would you idle like that

>>149800085
maybe 3 orb was, i wasnt really paying attention
but HOTD posting was started by clan_iraq directly on playdota with a gpm graph

what do i do when the support pulls the small camp into the creep wave? pull the enemy wave back to almost the tier 2? into the wave that got pulled to the jungle? or just try to last-hit under tower.

>>149800185
no

>>149800185
You get some items and shit. The only REAL reason to get it would be the immortal gardens, but for that you gotta buy the 50 Level compendium and at least 25 levels.

>just want to do some nice relaxing iron talon jungling
>some faggot picks riki
seriously why is this allowed?

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>pudge and invoker get black holed
>your carry goes on pudge

>>149800185
Never, if you want a hat for you hero just wait and buy it on the market.

Never enable the jews, never.

Seriously, the fact that you bought the compendium but has to do "quests" is obscene. People who made those don't even play the game.

>>149800302
situational
but yes, if you struggle to lasthit under tower/take too much dmg(dont have stout shield or have low regen/armor etc) then you should pull the wave behind the tower if possible, unless you can kite the wave around the tower whilst tnaking the range creep and lasthit from there.
but tl;dr kite the creeps so you dont take more dmg than necessary

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>politely ask for first rune
>teammate steals it from me and everyone types LOL REKT
>i intentionally feed and throw the game

>>149800301
nope it wasnt.
i was doing hotdposting in 6.79

is there a /d2g/ steam group for making pre mades?

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>>149800561
>stack ancients once
>teammate steals it
>buy bots and bkb, proceed to farm everything leaving nothing to my teammates
>make them lose

>>149800736
Why the fuck would you want to do that?

>>149800491
me on the left

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>>149800561
>Teammate snipes mid from me
>Pick Tinker
>Go jungle with Iron Talon
>Bottle and Soul Ring online instantly
>Go straight to Bloodstone
>Suicide
>Respawn, rearm, repeat
>Spic goes ballistic

>>149793201
Are you retarded?
Aghs rush is the only good build on Mirana.
>can kill
>can farm
>double starfall double finger AoE

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Hey Tiago I love you my man.

>>149795220
super rough sketch because dota heroes are stupidly complicated and i don't have the energy for it
http://i.imgur.com/3ds8LoD.jpg

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>>149800897
>valve hiring niggers
so that's why they aren't coming with any new content any more

how common is it to "main" heroes in this game? feels a bit overwhelming with such a huge roster as a noob, so i'm thinking i should focus on maybe 2-3 until i learn more about the game and get used to playing

>>149801110
>unironically being racist

die

>>149801210
Just pick slark.

immortal 3s didn't raise the prize pool much

seems like valves jewing backfired

>>149801110
He's only on the TF2 dev team.

In fact, the TF2 team is 3 people.
A nigger (eric)
A tranny (jill)
A who

>>149801242
Hope you're enjoying your stay reddit.

>disruptor glimpses a hero out of field + ult

>>149801301
yeah no wonder TF2 has been shit for what, 5 years now

>>149800535
I have over 1000 games most in vhs and noone has ever pinged me or said i was doing anything wrong so and i was always alternating between those so i guess i just got it right by accident. just wanted to make sure there wasn't some always-right method to it. it always feels so sloppy either way.

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>tfw can't play ranked anymore because don't want to go back to 2k

what hero should I pick if I want to kill myself?
Bonus point: some 2k item build

>>149801531
Techies.

>>149801531
techies bloodstone into octarine

>>149801531
aghanims huskar

>>149801531
Blood seeker

>>149801531
silver edge,vlads,daedalus anti mage

>>149801458
most good players don't really think too much about lasthiting under tower, it sort of becomes 'instinct' by a certain point, so as long as you dont waste all your tangoes in 2 minutes by tanking the wave way longer than you have to and you are getting 90% of cs under tower you should be fine.

Gib me a good Nyx build.

>>149801968
rapier rush

>>149802030
That's a one way ticket to low prio

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>When you're playing with randoms and your lane partner reacts to your plays.

>>149801479
it's literally just a number.
If you deserve it then you gonna go back up even if you lose a game or two

>>149801703
i almost always get every single one but sometimes i take a bit more damage than i feel like i should. guess i should just try to improve how i do it.

>>149802135
low prio is fun

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7 streak loss

>>149802254
make lobby with cheats on
pick carry and buy normal starting items
spawn allied lich on team
-wtf, deny your entire wave
???
practice lasthitting/kiting under tower

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im a pos5 and this dogshit AM had half my hero damage

>wtf rubick steal kill? raporta

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>bet 500 tokens
>team leave after 9 mins

thanks for the 1000 points goy

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>>149802140
reminded me gotta take up oz again

>>149802516
clearly pudge was the pos5 here

>>149801301
is there any proof the dota 2 dev team is more than 4 people?

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>literally ~700 mmr in a matter of two weeks
feelsgoodman

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>>149802591
>Pick techies for the first time
>Their Ursa leaves
>Put 500 down
>He comes back
>Pushes us into base at 25 minutes because supports don't ward, no one checks rosh.
>Extend the game to 90 minutes
>Win
>I was with a 4 stack.
>Probably got reported at minute 30 for losing us the game we ended up winning.

>>149802609
it's so good and has been completely forgotten it seems. such a shame

>>149802682
just cause you feed and dont hit creeps doesnt mean you're pos5

i bought all the wards and courier+upgrades at all stages of game

>>149802394
id fuck both of them

>>149802789
are you building soul ring or maelstrom on that dusa

>>149802408
i might just spectate some high mmr games, that's something i desperately need to do i dont even watch tournaments lol

>tfw mouse is starting to double click
>can't even drag items around because they get activated on the starting and the finish position
>popped bkb in fountain yesterday
RIP G500 ;_;

>>149802789
>letting steam out in unranked/custom games before each long ranked session
conegratulatiions anon, you figured it out

>>149803152
bonus tip; dont be afriad of ferrying a tango or salve with cour. if you eventually do end up not needing it its only ~50 gold lost, but it might save you your life or a trip to the fountain, which loses you 2-3 waves and puts your tp on cd.

>>149803120
i played with some 3k mmr mates in those games so I probably could have built whatever, but I went phase boots yasha into maelstrom in all 3 games

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>>149803198
>long ranked session
>3 consecutive games

>>149802789
>nothing but fotm shit
ugh

>>149803327
the walk of shame is one of the most painful moments of any dota game for me if it happens so ill take that advice

>>149803408
if you play more than 3 ranked games in a row without a break you are bound to tilt.

>>149803368
>medusa with damage items
REPORTED

>>149803567
maybe for a shitter like you
>unironically using the word tilt
nacuck shitter confirmed

>go tiny jungle
>win game
dotards ?

>>149803198
I actually just played those because the opportunity arose, some days I just started playing ranked in the morning and only took breaks for food and learning for university
>>149803408
Honestly if you wanna random in ranked I don't give a shit, you're either so good that you win anyway or so bad that you don't care.
I personally have been trying to increase my mmr and I've succeeded and continue to succed.
>>149803567
well, about that

>>149803713
do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>>149803719
>implying viability

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>>149803763
shit forgot picture
>>149803567

>>149803884
>tfw mom is kind of hot for her age and i really enjoy kissing her

feels wrong afterwards, i wonder if she can tell

>>149803884
sry hope i didn't offend you :(

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>wager 500 jewpendium coins
>entire team turn into feedfags
wew lads

>>149803917
talon brown boots into blink into treads into echo into silver edge (enemy had bristle bloodseeker) into BoTs into cuirass into skadi
it worked pretty well senpai

>>149804047
let me guess

clinkz

>>149803763
what is the point of increasing mmr if you can only do it with [current broken beyond repair] hero?

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>>149801479
You already have a number just like that one on unranked. The difference is that you can't see it. :^)

ayo niggers, how does one play night stalker nowadays?

I won a couple game building some combo variation of aghs, abyssal and bkb, anything I could do better?

Was thinking about getting sb/blink after aghs to gank better.