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NAVI

TOP 5 TI

HERE WE GO GENTS

arteezy will never win a ti

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>>149728604
YEEEEA BOOOOIII

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>mfw people random in ranked

>>149728810
adelaide?

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nth for I've always wanted to be Harbinger's slave. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with him after a long battle and slowly polishing his obsidian body, starting at his head and making my way down to his short tail. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other male heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. He sits down and commands me to kneel down and clean his claws one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Sven says. Leviathan licks his lips, Yurnero giggles, and Abaddon glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Harbinger kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already polished his body, but after he gives me a look I realize that he wants me to clean his behind as well. I move behind him and gaze at his muscular ass, surprisingly soft despite him being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my ass, slave", he commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other guys. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Harbinger's butt forced into my mouth. The smell and taste of his sweaty ass causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, slave, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly Sven drags me over the fountain. Now I'm lying beneath Leviathan and Yurnero, who had both taken their clothes off, and were pressing their asses against my member. "No," Harbinger said, "He's mine." He astral-imprisons them and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that he's holding a Mystic Staff, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. His technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside his ass with the force of a hundred megacreeps. He gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure he gets his gear and begins to chuckle. "Your sanity, eclipsed."

Valve won't be satisfied until every hero is floating, barefoot and dual-wielding

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>>149728885
Adelaide

>>149728810
>tfw random every game in ranked
>tfw win 80% of games
>tfw teammates always whine and always play like shit or feed while whining more about my random
>tfw i don't have the will to go on and retire from ranked forever
>tfw this was three years ago

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Post a better dragon knight.

You can't

>>149729354
sluts can't be knights Anon

>>149728810
>not realizing the bonus gold is equal to 1 creepwave and is a nice advantage

>1 win away from 5k
BANIC

I'm going to go on a 10 game loss streak i can feel it

>>149729424
>1 creepwave of gold is worth tilting your team because they remember what happened the last time someone randomed in ranked

you deserve to lose desu

i hate the jungle/roamer meme
solo supporting is butts
2/1/2 is objectively better

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>>149729427
Is 5k the new 4k? I mean even people from d2g is 5k now a days

What's with Tinker players that they go full fucking tilt after getting caught a couple of times after TP'ing into a creep wave.

Every fucking tinker player goes crazy in the laning stage if they get ganked and dies, they go fucking crazy when they get jumped after pushing a lane. I don't understand.

>>149729646
the jungle/roamer is supposed to be 5 position while the 4 position farms/does what is necessary

dual lanes are good sometimes, i'd rather have solo xp on the off laner and two supports covering safe and mid lane in the vast majority of setups

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>>149729674

>>149729674
4k has always been and still is the worst mmr bracket for only the most retarded of idiots
5k is hardly any better in 2016
soon it will be 6k

so i got the golden slark daggers, how long until i can sell them for the earth spirit staff and bane arms?

>>149729971
gaben's greasy fingers slipped when he entered the rarity integer, resulting in additional zeroes added compared to all previous years, sell your slark blades for 50$ or something and buy the others for a dollar apiece

Why does everyone in NA dota intentionally type like a fucking retard?

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>>149729646
tfw dotards shittalk league about using 1/1/3/jungle every game
and now they're doing it too

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>>149730118
>sell your slark blades for 50$ or something

slark blades are tanking harder than the british pounds sterling

Can somebody just tell me when they are going to add in pitlord, i haven't played in fucking years because I promised myself I wouldnt until the fat fuck was in but this is getting ridiculous.

>>149730212
>1/1/3/jungle

ummmm

>>149730264
this international. they've added so many strings now that they're going to reveal it for the TI all star event, like techies.

>>149729646
I did solo roaming support my last game

got my 4 carries 7 kills in the first 10 minutes and then we just snowballed on to victory

>>149730380
why did they make such a fuss about this "tekees" hero when they were just going to remove him a few months later anyway? i can't even recall what he looked like

>>149730359
1/1/2/jungle
close enough

>>149730380
>Pit Lord added to captain's mode mid-tournament
>teams live or die based on how quickly they can adapt to this sudden shift in the meta
>turns out Pit Lord is shit and has zero impact on anything

>>149730542
techies was a fun-ish meme hero (like dan in street fighter) to play and newfags (reddit) latched onto it to make themselves seem like oldfags and be part of le epik joke

>>149730542
because he was always a bitch in dota 1, not competitively, but in pubs, because they'd always feed, as well as fuck up the whole match
and they still do whenever they're picked every 50 games or so
and its basically the same way with pit lord, the reason why he's the last to add is because icefrog doesnt know what to do with him

>>149730171
because its funny

Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?

>>149730171
cuz u a fggt XDD

>>149730171
its a meme you dip

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>>149730849

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>>149730501
>be on losing streak due to 1 bad teammate each game
>pick roaming support (solo of course)
>get ez firstblood
>identify the trouble teammate early and quarantine his lane
>win the fuck out of the other two lanes while making dosh off the kills
>win the game even though the troublemaker as expected did their best to throw

camp pulling lane babbysitters lose games tbqh
it's truly a honeypot role

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Why the chinese and sea players waste all their VIsa attempts instead of waiting for Valve to help?

>>149731023
pulling is to get yourself farm and exp, not to babysit the lane

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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>>149729646
yes fuck this meta
every game i play has safe-mid-off-jung-roam and im always left to be the solo safe/off while still buying wards/bird as shit like sven while still juggling all the blame from roamers about how i didnt kill enemy dual/trilanes enough because they were jerking off in the woods and my dad never truly loved me
fucking valve and their fucking legion quest and their fucking iron talon are ruining my fucking game

>>149730212
a) 1/1/3/1 doesnt even make sense
b) do you really think in a millions-wide playerbase that it's the same people whining about junglers that also talk shit to leaguers about junglers
well probably because hypocrisy but its not gonna be everyone

>>149730171
RtZ LuL XD

>>149731098
because if you win 1 valve tourney you and your whole family for the next 2 generations can live like kings in china and SEA for the rest of their lives

>>149730943
ur life is a meme

>>149730760
>icefrog
reddit is the one balacing the game now

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>>149731269

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>>149731241
All the more reason to go about the Visa process in a smarter way...

>>149731098
what makes you think it matters if valve "helps"

you think a jewish company has any influence into visas?

>>149731380
>>149731098
who says valve is going to do anything about it when theres basically a week til the international?

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>>149731153
Why pull camps when you can just pick a support who can quickly jungle a creep and move on to kill someone?

If you're relying on pull camps you're already getting way too invested in the safelane situation which usually houses the most temperamental useless peruvian on your team
As a solo support you have to triage lanes carefully, cover a lot of ground and make an impact. Not get bogged down contesting pull camps with the offlaner and trying to remedy your safelaner's ongoing attempts to fuck the lane equilibrium while getting dogshit gold/xp in a highly inefficient manner

>>149731615
because most supports can't. though i've been playing a lot of mirana this patch, she's currently too good

>>149731615
>successful solo support
>can jungle

out of all the supports who are good solo CM is basically the only one who can do it and still be useful in the other lanes

Hey dudes, i want to play this game seriosuly but all my friends are epic 2k weed smoker morons!
How do i have fun?

>>149731929
enigma also

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>Guy gets ganked multiple times
>"gg i fed you guys won"
>Disconnects

>>149732029
enigma is the worst possible solo support you could have. its even worse than picking jungle LC

>>149731929
CM, Mirana, Lina, Enchantress

It's not perfect but solo supporting is all about making compromises...one support cannot do the work of two heroes

>>149732002
play another game 2bh
Let me sum up what you will get from this game after thousands of hours and save you the trouble.
You'll just remember three or four good games you had, like 10 games where you threw and that wont let you sleep at night and the rest of your losses will be you blaming peruvians/russians for losing. You wont remember most wins at all

>>149732357
>lina
>enchantress
these are god awful solo, both of them need at least 1 item and levels to be useful

>mirana
not as useless solo but still useless as fuck and takes all the big creeps away from your carry and keeps you from stacking while also killing the small creep slow as fuck making you spend less time ganking which was what the guys original point was about

>>149731929
>cm
>useful
Nice meme

>>149733318
useful as in takes 0 farm and doesnt matter if killed while at least providing mana

what if when we reach 20million prize pool valve buys a nuke and nukes peru

So why does the ultra rare laguna blade look a 100 times worse than the regular one?

>>149733679
At 20 mil they donate the money to bernie sanders

>>149733764
because you dont like it

>>149733764
so people dont bitch about spending 500 bucks and not getting an immortal they like

>>149733764
it looks ok i think, i wouldnt call it good but it isnt bad

honestly most of them look really meh i think the only one i really liked was earth spirit

>>149728454
link the fucking previous thread reatard

>>149733532
that's not useful, that's 'is able to occupy a player slot'. a ring of basilius will give me a mana regen aura and won't steal my farm but i wouldn't want one as a support.

>>149732907
Sounds like you just suck at supporting bro

You know you don't have to take big creeps from your own jungle

>>149734226
>kill small creep
>50 gold and barely any xp
>literally missing the entire point of jungling as a support

you are an idiot

>>149734185
why

>>149734218
well thats basically what you are asking for when your team makes someone solo support

>>149733318
>>149733532
>>149734218
How fucking trench are you guys
Like holy shit

>>149734361
>kill a big creep on enemy side of the map
hhuuuuurrrrrrr

>>149734530
>then miss your arrow on the target cause they have their jungle warded and know what your doing
W E W

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How do we fix this hero so he's not the worst hero in the game when he's in the game?

>>149734660
Wow holy shit countered by wards why bother doing anything at all but leech xp from your safelaner like a true cucksupport not your fault if your team loses amirite? us useless supports!

You are truly a reddit-tier support my man, why don't you start actually trying to win instead of coasting by

>>149734869
his ultimate has no cooldown

>>149734869
allow him to toggle his passive so it either makes your creeps stronger or weaker

you can control the lane by toggling your passive

>>149728928
Highly underrated comment

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Is he right?

>>149728905
I know this is a mod of that other pasta, but OD is a bot. He takes it up the ass and up his cock from TA.

>>149735340
Yes. A trap is not inherently gay nor is finding a trap attractive gay as they're presumably mimicking the female form convincingly and your uncontrollable attraction to the female form is hetero

Sucking dicks is gay because sucking dicks is always gay even if it is a feminine dick

>>149728928
youtube.com/watch?v=by2tXv-O1CY

yep

>>149734903
why did you just ignore my point completely?

>>149734869
his ult is the only useful skill, rework all his other abilities

>>149735709
You don't even have a point you impotent fuccboi

HOLY H*CK I DID IT LADS
5008 MATCH MAKING POINTS
now to quit and never play again

>>149735340
nice shoop

>>149734869
Reminder d2g said tb and techies were shit heroes before and the weeks following release
Reminder tb and techies were actually cancer and had to be nerfed, with tb nerfs on multiple occasions before even making it to CM and nerfs even afterwards

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pls r8 my shitposting station guys

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>>149735842
Every hero released after TI3 has been way2strong for DOTA 2.

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Is he right

>>149736046
Or TI2. Whenever Magnus was released. Release Magnus was broken beyond balls but pros and 'high MMR' pubs were playing ihm fucking safelane farming core or some sh9t

>>149736046
>lc
>way too strong

LUL

>>149736210
release lc was murderballs because of a bug

>>149736282
what? her winrate was absolute garbage

>>149736046
icefrog does that so people pick the hero

helps finds bugs, determine how he fits into the meta and lets icefrog see how to nerf the hero

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>>149736282
i swear to god it's not a bug. The multihit MoC proc was how it always worked in wc3 and they simply mimicked that when porting her over, but then reddit had to cry and now he ruined it all.

>>149736417
I know.

I am just saying Pitlord will be balls to the walls broken when released.

And then /d2g/ will do historical revisionism and say 'WE TOLD YA SO XDDD' like this reddit general does

>>149736391
in pubs

once pros start picking her up icefrog nerfed her

>>149736391
So was earthspirits and arc wardens winrate, are you really using that as argument baka senpai.

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>>149736038
stop posting it
kys
free (you)

>>149736391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNSPXNoUsA0 for an example of how broken it was

>>149734923
>make creeps weaker early to make it harder for the enemy team to last hit and makes their creeps push faster
>makes creeps stronger for pushing purposes

Brilliant

what makes brad pittlord so shit? He seems like an initiator and io fucked and seems good to me

>Slacks talking about 4chan memes on his stream

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>>149736776
>juding a hero before its played in high mmr games and pro dota

lmaoing at u rn

>>149736776
>his aura is good laning, but kind of shit except for against morph and tb
>his stun is split earth with no damage and a much longer cooldown
>his nuke thing is bad hoo hoo haa haa
>his teleport thing is really kind of useless

>>149737074
Modern Reddit boasts near real-time localization of 4chan memes (which as we all know makes them actually Reddit memes)

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So what are you guys getting from the secret shop?

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>>149734869
you go back in time and stop axe from drinking his blood

>>149737387
NOSTALGY MEME IN THE THREAD

**I REPEAT**

NOSTALGY MEME IN THE THREAD

APPROPRIATE MEME TO MODERN TIMES
*SEND IT TO REDDIT THREAD*

RIGHT NOW

>>149737189
man people dont realize how fucking broken that teleport is

its like a wisp relocate you can save your whole team if they get chronoed or some shit

>>149737460
WE WILL NEVER BE SLAVES

>>149737387
NOSTALGY MEME IN THE THREAD

**I REPEAT**

NOSTALGY MEME IN THE THREAD

APPROPRIATE MEME TO MODERN TIMES
*SEND IT TO REDDIT THREAD*

RIGHT NOW

>>149737387
But then we would have 2 juggernauts and that would be just awful

>Pitlord release day
>About to win a teamfight
>Pitlord TPs everyone away to splitpush
>Injured but narrowly get away from a gank
>Pitlord TPs everyone into a Black Hole
I hope he never gets released

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See you at The Town, fellow redditors!

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>>149737831
Nice fucking flatland as a forehead

You could farm crops there

>>149737831
literally who

>>149737803
pitlord smoke ganks are going to be gud

>missed maybe 3 cs at 10 minutes
>have aquila treads pms and 2k gold banked
>"dude how are you so poor?"
i don't get it????

>>149738224
I meant it in a context where he's on my team fucking everything up.

>>149738351
yep it's going to happen.

>>149738209
Physical therapist LD invites to events to give out massages

>>149738590
LD is such a faggot

>>149735842
his ult is actually his worst fuckin ability

>>149735340
>>149735584
trapfaggotry is exactly that, faggotry, it is homosexual and should be recognized as such

faggots

>>149734530
i don't like cm i'd rather have a useful support with hp or stuns

dear /d2g/

we've never been right about hero skill build, hero meta when new hero gets released

so can we stop guessing

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i am so loving this

i was attracted to the character when i first started playing 4 years ago because im a little fat mean person also

>>149738963
who is this "we" you speak of faggot, i carefully and accurately cartographed the entire balance history of most heroes from arc warden to skeleton king, never once being wrong in my judgement

>>149738963
we're always right because half say its shit and half say its good

every time

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>It's another "Well oiled genocide machine of a stack vs solo queue players that have 4 languages on the team" episode

LMAO is Dota the biggest joke in the history of videogames when it comes to matchmaking?

>>149739283
I rather play vs the stack every time

they usually have two complete shit players

>>149738963
What do you mean? d2g is cesspool of 2k. At least, Reddit was right damageless void

How do you quantify support performance? Carries can be quantified with building damage, KA/D, and GPM (in order of importance), but how do you mark how well a support did?

I'm asking because I'm trying to see if I (a shitty 2k) could write a better MMR algorithm than Valve.

>>149739283
i play nothing but 2 man ranked
i never get matched outside of these combinations
>2/3 on both teams
>2/1/1 on both teams
>5 solos on enemy team

>>149739710
Wards placed per minute, assists, saves, heals to teammates, and camps stacked, I suppose.

>watching Slacks
>its come to this
>kind of enjoying it
I disgust me

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HOW DID WE GO FROM THIS....

how to play medusa?

>>149739710
you have 2k mmr, you're definitely not better than 2k if you find yourself there

instead of pretending like you know what you're doing; picking support, and being the most useless piece of shit (worse than the afk jungling skeleton king), just pick a hero you can somewhat play, get better at the game overall (farming efficiency, not dying like a retard, carrying tp scrolls, paying attention to allies and tping onto the nearby tower whenever you can aid them, realizing what truesight is, knowing how to locate and remove enemy wards), and then when you are 4k you can start to pretend like you know what you're doing being a retarded "support" who buys wards and a courier but does nothing else useful in the entire game

t. person who would prefer you to pick cliff jungling furion rather than be a drain on the safelane

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>>149740175
TO THIS???

>Sumail's "music"
>niggers ooga boogaing every 2 seconds

wtf is with indian kids needing to pretend they're gangster

>>149739851
being a useful support is not something that can easily be put into stats, the same goes for being a useful carry or mid laner or off laner, which is why the game is based entirely on winning or losing, rather than a bunch of bogus stats

there are a whole lot of games where the 16/5/22 622gpm antimage was the most braindead retarded dumb fucker i've ever had the displeasure of witnessing the existence and gameplay of, but you can't see anything wrong with the stats

>>149739851
How's this (in order of importance)?
>Duration of ward vision not shared with another unit
>KA/D
>Camps stacked
Buffing an ally or disabling an enemy leads into an increased KA/D, so I felt that it would be a good blanket cover since not all supports heal and it's really fucking hard to accurately quantify a save.
>>149740224
My post was unrelated to actually playing support you chucklefuck I just know that supports can not be compared to carries with the same algorithm because they're literally a dump slot created by limited farm on the map.

>>149740342
>Vlads bfury HoTD PA
>S&Y voker
>Silver edge Void
ya mate i'm sure arc warden is just a good hero all you buddy

>>149740691
its fucking retarded

literally any hero can place wards. Theres no skill involved in placing them. You have no way to know how useful the ward will prove over its lifetime. If anything, the only thing the support does more than the carry for warding is exposing himself to risk by placing it when the enemy team might be ready to jump on him

placing a useless cliff anti-tinker ward when theres no tinker in the game just so you can get the massive aoe vision not shared with allies is retarded and just means the support wasted his teams ward stock

what the FUCK is this blade mail shit

most broken item ive seen since glimmer cape first came out

>>149740758
not to mention the
>shadow blade echo sabre slark
>silver edge dragon lance sniper
>all items that boost other items but no actual items arc warden

arc warden is pretty strong though, i wouldn't mind if he was nerfed again

>>149740972
>be agility hero with lots of armor
>shoot guy with no armor except for blademail
>take less damage than he does

Also magical nukers can still buy bkb to counter it.

>>149740972
Just build a silver edge.

>>149740927
True. Maybe if we added "Enemy heros spotted per ward", it'd be a bit more useful.

>>149740927
>>149740691
How about ward vision not shared by allies that reveals enemy heroes?

>>149740927
Then tell me how to entirely summarize a player's individual performance without infuriating Reddit supports. Winning or losing is not wholly indicative on the scale of a single game given how it is possible for teammates to underperform, opponents to overperform, or both.

>>149740758
invisi void and stacking lifesteal on PA were definitely the right calls
their only hope to winning was to catch arc warden out and they weren't going to do that without a void jumping out of invisi on him. With radiance illusion spam he'd never catch him with a blink, but theres no gem slot left on arc
meanwhile PA has to fight through endless waves of disposable arc warden illusions and tempest doubles, she's going to get the death by the thousand cuts if she has no sustain. Heart would be useless because it would be constantly on CD against that much bullshit spam, but having 40% lifesteal permanently and 190% active would let her plow right through the low but steady damage being thrown at her. Lifestealing off creep waves and tempest doubles would negate that manta octarine radiance combo

>get 5k
>play 1 game
>lose 5k

>play dota
>do decently well
>make one mistake and have the 3 stack you were grouped with yell at you
I know I took mid from your friend but in my defense he probably would have fed his brains out

>>149741094
>>all items that boost other items but no actual items arc warden

what are you memeing about
have you never heard of the goodnaga build?

>>149741132
>>149741136
This leads into another argument where if your ward doesn't spot anyone, it could still be useful by allowing you to infer your enemies are elsewhere. If you ward bot and nobody's there, then you could infer that the missing player is top.

>>149741227
winning or losing is the only legitimate stat that can safely be used

anything else is retarded, there will never be an algorithm strong enough to detect "good plays" and "bad plays" as would be necessary to properly judge individual performances

>>149738246
unless you died a couple of times that doesnt add up

i havent played in a year

whos the most mindless hero i can pick while listening to negro music

>>149741132
>>149741136
Because not seeing enemies with a ward is also helps you figure out where your enemies are. If you ward the cliff in the jungle and don't see anyone you can logically assume that they are elsewhere on the map, not in their jungle

>its a "/d2g/ thinks the whole point of support is to buy wards" edition
65 gold waow

>>149741560
>>149741437
Requiring enemies to be spotted helps eliminate the possibility of dropping the wards in completely useless places, though. While not seeing enemies in a ward can be useful, seeing enemies is usually better, so I think using that to weight the MMR is valid. Obviously no system will be perfect.

>>149741709
so if my support makes a daring raid through the enemy jungle and wards all their camps, and by shutting down their farm we win the game depriving them of resources, my support was a useless shitter because his obs wards didn't reveal anyone and sentries didn't detect any invisi?

>>149741451
Obviously winning and losing is the best stat for long-term use, but even over the span of 10 games when you need to assign someone with a number from 1-5000 you are going to need more information. Splatoon for example completely bases whether you gain or lose MMR off of the game's final result, but the magnitude of the change can wildly vary based on how you perform.

Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?

>>149741896
Camp blocking could be another value metric, maybe invoking spawns blocked to check. It'd need some way to have an idea of who currently controlled the jungle at that point, though, to make sure people don't farm MMR by blocking their own camps.

>>149741923
Well, all this calibration system is worthless and broken as fuck, it would be much better if players just got their unranked mmr and the start.

>>149741547
Wraith King

OD is so cute. He tries to be so edgy but I bet if you got through that literal stone exterior he'd be just a subby little whore on the inside. Begging to be filled with nice creamy warmth

>>149742075
It's fairly uncommon for camp blocking to be relevant by the time a team can seize control of the enemy jungle.

>>149742075
what if my support noticed everyone on the enemy team had travels and it was 80 minutes in, he realized that the missing void with a dominator who had escaped the rosh fight and been separated from his team was actually going to dominate a neutral camp since he didn't have time to wait for lane creeps to spawn, but because he blocked all five camps and used his finger of death and refresher to clear the final camp before it was too late, void couldn't get a creep for everyone to tp in on so he lost

>>149742585
If your support has that much foresight he's maxing out on every other metric.

>>149731364
>rags

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Do you guys think legion likes penis or..?

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just RNG my shit up famb

>>149743283
likes???

she already has one anon

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>>149743319

What items does Tusk like early game?

>>149743915
cock

>>149743915
Ring of repick

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anyone else feel like just quitting the game after these new items? (not just the 3rd set but all TI6 items)

not because they aren't "cool enough" or anything but the fucking horrendous amount of visual clutter. I didn't have a huge issue with valve abandoning the guidelines of items fitting the overall style and theme etc. but this shit is seriously affecting my ability to play and more importantly my enjoyment of the game

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HOLY SHIT I DONT GIVE A FUCK JUST GIVE ME TI ALREADY SO I CAN MAX MEMEPOST

>>149744557
i feel like almost every single thing makes skills more recognizable rather than less

stuff like nightmare looking very similar to fiends grip in the heat of action has always been a problem, now its not

slacks gf passed out or died on stream

>>149744950
I'm not saying the vanilla animations are perfect and there are some that certainly could be improved or altered for clarity's sake but having every non-ultimate skill cover up a huge area of the screen is not the right solution

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Pervuians are very real don't forget it, I have no idea how he has 3k hours played

how do I make his computer explode?

>>149745153

literally who

>>149745153
This channel is offline now, but you can still check out its most recent broadcast.

>>149737348
DK and Mirana nendoroids
WR and Antimage figma
Maybe a shirt or two

>haven't played dota 2 in awhile and play ranked only to talk shit to someone intentionally feeding and get put in low priority

>you have to win to get out of it now

Who the fuck thought this was a good change and why? That's being stuck in hell. And even victory is bittersweet because it makes me feel like a fucking war prisoner being forced to fuck over other prisoners for extra rations or some shit because I know a victory there keeps them stuck in that shit longer. It's like every game is a desperate struggle to get out of a literal elo hell.

What anime do I watch lads

>>149745258
one time i quit playing dota for 4 months

i quit becuase in my game i had a peruvian ogre magi who bought no items at the start and went to the small camp and melee'd it over and over. he proceeded to kill the small and medium camps without any items for like 30 minutes, doing nothing else. he would go back to base when his HP was low and tp back and run into the jungle.

then after like 30 minutes he bought a shivas all at once. i checked his dota profile and he had 3000+ games played. i just abandoned the game and uninstalled

>>149745687
>A system meant to keep intentional-feeding shitters like you is working

Why are you even surprised?
Your post is so retarded it looks like a pro-Ghostbusters reboot review

>>149745723
New game

>want to masturbate to relieve the stress of high octane dota 2 games
>sister is home early

>>149746023

I didn't intentionally feed. I talked shit to someone who did intentionally feed, got reported, and then got sent there. So, having to win to get out is a pain in the ass. Especially given the kinds of people in there are feeders, disconnecters, etc. So it's a coin flip on whether or not you win.

>>149745687
you didn't get in low prio because you talked shit to one guy feeding in one game

you have to get like 10+ reports in 5 games or abandon twice within a few game to get there

>>149746198
Just spam Invoker, and you'll get out. No matter how retarded your team is, no matter how ahead they are, he's a guaranteed win.

I've turned around and won games with him on my team that I did not feel good about.

>>149746216
>you have to get like 10+ reports in 5 games

no, you have to get 2 reports in 2 consecutive games each. or you have to get 4 games with 1 or more report

source: PSG

trust me i know this shit ive played literally over 1200 lp games

>>149746216
2 abandons within 7 days is lpq
5 reports within 7 days over multiple games is lpq/mute

>>149746216

Apparently not since this was my first game in months. And it was the only game I played. Unless when I left I had gotten put in low priority after the fact and never knew because I didn't play. But even then, I'd have noticed it when I came back and managed to play a game without being in low priority and it only popped up after this one game.

>>149746370
t. cancerous fuck

>>149746336

Low priority games only allow you to play single draft. Which is where you get three random champs to pick from.

>>149746370
no psg thats only if your account is marked toxic

most normal people have to get more than 10 reports in under 15 games to get lpq

since ur account is toxic you probably only have two reports required to get lpq

>>149746557
>tfw no more ardm in mid
it's a shame since that was the only time that game mode was played

>>149746407
professor PSG here

it's not 2 abandons in 7 days, it's 2 abandons within 26 games. you have exactly 12.5 games to play before you can abandon a game safely, effectively

however don't do it!!! the more abandons you get on your account, the more behavior score you lose when you abandon! I lose TWO THOUSAND behavior score for ONE abandon!!

>5 reports within 7 days over multiple games is lpq/mute
As I was saying in my last post it's something like this

>2 consecutive games with 2 reports in each game = LP/mute
>4 games reported over a 5 game period = lpq
>7 game period in which you were reported 9 times = lpq

There are different ways to get reported in. Clumped reports a few games out of a stretch, long stretches reported in every game. But consecutive multi report games is the most likely way to get reported in

>>149741106
i play support CM and i die instantly when i use my ult on someone with blade mail

it is stupid as fuck

>>149745723
Magipoka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yjih_xSfmw

Hey guys.
Im the nevermore from shitty digest 3 (starts from 1:08).
Ask ur questions.

>>149746407

Why can't someone actually check this shit out instead of making it automated? Because if I say "you're a fucking feeding faggot" and get reported, how is that fair? Especially when the dude is going "lel stfu tuff guy i cn do wut i want! XD". I'm the fucking cancer and get put in low priority hell for calling him what he is and not that dude?

And what's stopping people or stacks from abusing it because it's automated? Even league fucking has someone who checks it and has the tribunal.

>>149746653
er 13.5*

if you abandon your 13th and 26th game you will get low priority. if you abandon your 13th and 27th you will not

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>>149745993
We still got mega because of our retarded picks, 0 supports, just goes to show that supports don't actually do anything, all you need is carries and for the enemy team to throw like no tomorrow

>>149745993
It was probably one of those netcafe accounts I've heard so much about.

So /d2g/ it seems like everyone agrees that arc warden is broken as fuck still
but nobody agrees on what his best item build is post rapier nerf

so whats the gulag approved AW build

>midas
>blink
>????
>???
>????
>???????

>>149746732
because that requires people to work the system

>Because if I say "you're a fucking feeding faggot" and get reported, how is that fair
its fair because your being a flaming piece of shit instead of keeping a PMA, nothing wrong

dont want to get reported?

dont be a fucking retard its that simple

>>149747023

What's a PMA? And how am I in the wrong when he's the one intentionally feeding? He didn't even hide the fact. He gave up first blood and went "gg end fast ill just feed". How am I wrong for telling him to fuck off and stop feeding and he's perfectly fine and doesn't get low priority?

Get fucked, kid. That's just downright stupid. He ruins games on purpose and you defend him, but god forbid I call him a feeding faggot for doing so. That's where the line is drawn, is it?

This is pathetic. Even fucking Riot isn't so cheap that you get banned/punished without a person checking to see if the reports are even valid or not.

So i've won about 10 games in a row with mirana
Do I keep milking it?

>>149745723
k-on

anyone wanna trade for razor>slark?

>>149747316
just because he's acting like a faggot doesn't mean you get a free pass to act like a faggot

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um....dotards?

these are my games for the past month

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>losing
>asshole on other team keeps allchatting
>tell my teammates that we can work together
>and report that asshole
>get a notification not long after

Glorious feel.

>>149747397

That's not being a faggot. That's being mad that I know 45 minutes or more of my life will be wasted because there's no winning now and I don't like to abandon games. And I reported him for doing it, and I didn't get any "the person you reported recently has been punished". That just tells me that apparently intentionally feeding and directly stating you will do so is fine, but being mad about that and calling them a faggot is just too much and will put me in the fucking low priority gulag. That's real fair. And it's automated too. God only knows how many people got sent there because of stacks ganging up on them with nobody to even check the validity of reports.

>>149740175
>>149740342
>only 267 hits after being naga 3.0
>after 59 minute still sub tier farm

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>>149747898
>needing last hits when you can print free gold
>+304 GPM just from using midas

>>149747689
yea you're being a faggot

theres 8 other people in the game and not only did they have to deal with feeding retard they had to deal with you being a faggot

the system works completely fine, reports from parties don't stack so it's actually harder to get LPQ from party stack games (I should know because I greif party stacks a lot)

>nobody to even check the validity of reports.
there is no valid report because there are no guidelines other than what the community feels at the time

one game you can steal a last hit from your carry and be fine, another game you can get a report. theres just nothing you can do about that because its human fucking nature to have different views on whats right and wrong

>>149747513
did u win

>>149746653
>professor
yeah fuck off posogo lol

>>149748043
gank build is more fun
than cosplaying as naga

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>>149748043
objectively best warden build

>>149748319
the only items you need to gank build as arc is blink, boots and tp scroll

>>149746370
rofl if 2 reports in 2 games were enough I'd be in low prio all the time yet I'VE NEVER BEEN BECAUSE I'M NOT A CANCEROUS FUCK LIKE YOU

>>149747901
>no immortal
Dogshit.

>>149748454
>right click on a vanguard/bkb carry
>deal 0 dps
good fucking job
+340% attack speed and +84 damage

>>149746442
it's not time based, it's games played. it makes no difference if you were gone for months if you got reported a lot in those last games (which you probably were since you raged hard enough to quit the game for months)

>>149748598
>vanguard bkb
your game didnt even had bkb vanguard and thats a void building a silver edge

shit tier mmr

>>149746715
Just buy a glimmer cape lol

>>149729736
If they don't get that swell 9 minute BoTs, then they gotta go cut themselves.

Tbh if you get 13 min BoTs but secured kills for your carries by ganking, you're still in a fine lead.

>>149748847
you posted a build thats negated by vanguard bkb
and worse, if the enemy goes bkb vanguard silver edge on faceless void, his silver edge would halve your damage before vanguard blocks it, so you'd be literally unable to harm him, and he'd time walk off all your nukes
no survivability so you die to 1 chrono

Married to the game

>>149749634
but it only takes 7 minutes to jungle BoT + soul ring

>>149749640
i just send my double to do push kill while i afk farm more
literally never dying

>>149746197
masturbate with your sister
easy solution to me

>>149749726
but why would you rush BadStackof40TPs?

from 135 to 100 to 75 to 50

>>149749760
okay you can't kill enemy heroes because your build is complete shit due to being negated by euls/diffusal/bkb/manta/etc
so you go to afk farm and split push and grind towers

and for some reason you think your memethorn moonshard mjollnir build is better suited for this than >>149740342
his octarine manta radiance build

>>149749867
when you teleport 4 times per minute thats 10 minutes to pay for itself
midas takes 18 minutes to pay for itself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJktcP3HmQo

europe btfo once again

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>>149749905
well who said killing enemy heroes
just wow if they have manta bkb when you are already 6 slotted lol

>>149750014
>HIGH SKILL

>not even fucking ranked of any kind.
>HIGH SKILL

high lel

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>>149749905
shet crop

anyway we have different playstyles on a wildy versatile hero
i rest my case

>>149750014
>high skill
the only thing you need to rack up kills before they have 3 major items each is a blink dagger

once the enemy team starts getting big, your shitty memethorn build will keep failing to kill people due to getting purged off or magic immune every fight

Have I missed something or have those "high water mark" treasures dropped yet ?

>>149750202
focus the bloodthorn on supports first since they hinder your kill potential the most

why do you think it doesnt do damage with the crit and as combined while the radiance is the one that falls off easily lategame

>>149750343
To commemorate this new high-water mark, every Battle Pass owner will receive three Trust of the Benefactor treasure rewards in their Armory at the conclusion of The International Battle Pass season.

>>149750347
>damage comes from debuff which doesn't work on spell immune targets

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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>All these teams and players crying because they waited until the last minute to apply for their visas when the process can take months
Why didn't they just.... do it months ago?

>>149749992
>when you teleport 4 times per minute thats 10 minutes to pay for itself
and when you get 2 kills per lane trip (and you will assuming you're not playing with passive bots which will just ignore your ridiculous damage contribution) you're getting more farm than roleplaying a passive bot on the mid lane yourself
hell, you can just blow your load on your lane opponent, tp back to restock then return to finish off the kill

>>149750563
>a black king bar prevents crit damage

it wont even get the debuff in the first place
it gets purged right off the bat so dont assume there will be damage at the end

also you keep dodging the real questions
>gpm build/rat build has to resort to ganking instead

>>149750347
supports will have euls, glimmers, bkbs, etc of their own
you take a hero who sucks at picking off individual heroes in a teamfight and has a purgeable slow and try to pick off heroes in a teamfight with yet more purgeable buffs GOOD JOB

radiance octameme doesn't give a shit if the enemy kites its flux, it just keeps smashing waves of illusions blindly into the enemy team and grinding them down. When they expend their spells/items to try to stem the tide, you can mop up a straggler with right clicks, flux and spark wraiths.

it doesn't matter if you deal 400 dps or 800 dps, what matters is if the ONLY thing you have is a shitty 800 dps thats negated by spells/items/positioning instead of an endless swarm of illusions

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>Cropping dotabuff skill brackets to show your build works.
>Not your MMR and match history from the client
lm ao

>>149750705
>valve releases the invites a month ago
>lelele why didn't you apply earlier

>>149750550
Thanks senpai for giving it to me straight.

>1 win away from 3k
>playing between 1am and 5am on aus server
>5 wins away from 3k
Todays the day I can feel it

>>149750901
>rad oct manta build for ratting
>has 200 cs in 50 min game
>ganking type instead

?
it doesnt add up

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>reinstall the game to open my tier 2 and 3 treasure
>get exactly what I didn't want
>little itch I had to start playing again went right out the window
is there any fun meme picks/builds this patch?
anything at all to do?

>gameshitters on the gulag

>>149745687
>low priority
>punishment
the only punishment is playing this trash moba, there is barely any difference between low priority queue and regular queue

My friend who I play with often used to be good but he is becoming more and more of a shitter every day.

How do I fix him?

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The. Ride. Never. Ends.

I have a feeling they forgot you need a linked badge to pre-order, making overseas customers unable to do anything. So they are probably scrambling to find a solution.

Nice $80+ million dollar tournament planning Volvo.

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Why is my life nothing but suffering?

Do I just need to be that asshole who instantly picks a mid hero first every game to ensure I'll be able to attempt to carry my team mates?

>>149751940
you're dying way too much on core champs desu

>>149751940
Well your KDA says that you are the problem. Every time you play carry you do bad.

SPECTATOR CHAT IS ALWAYS VISIBLE ONCE AGAIN
GOOD JOB VOLVO

>>149751940
you are probably a rice field nigger like me that is forced to join fights way too early because of memefight meta

farm your way up until you got 4 core items

>>149752083
>>149752173
Of course KDA is going to be bad in a losing game

Also that was an Offlane PL game, don't ask, shit team mates

and on the jugg game I had no support, at all, like literally 1v1 lane against a bristle back, he picked AA to do his quest

>>149752204
Certainly sounds like me, I was thinking of picking up spectre again for that sole purpose, but spectre is impossible to play in pubs because I always get countered picks and never get a proper support with a heal

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>>149752293
>but spectre is impossible to play in pubs because I always get countered picks and never get a proper support with a heal
or just cheat your way through forced fifty with the dota red pilled hero :^)

>>149752436
We all know it isn't real

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>>149751940

>do I need to carry my teams

>all his games are him feeding when he plays carries

>>149752293
Plenty of people has consistently high KDA but lose because their team shits the bed. You just have low KDA so you really cant blame your team.

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>>149752472
There's only 2 carry games there, and I've still got a 55% win rate on my jugg

>>149751940
>>149752293
i bet half of my mmr (probably double yours) that you are the problem

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>>149752487
and in these games?

My overall KDA is 3.64 according to dotabuff in the past 3 months

>>149752487

He's one of those scrubs who thinks if he gets lots of kills, it's okay when he dies. He doesn't realize yet that it's not Call of Duty, so your kills don't mean shit when you die a lot and can't take objectives.

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>>149752436
>not playing the most balanced hero in dota zwei

>>149752762
we all know it isn't real

>>149752570
whats your ranked win rate though?

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>haven't played a single ranked game today where someone didn't ban fucking slark
>I'm always the one who has to ban this fucking thing.

>Arcana votes seems like its going to be Jugg vs Io

Man, if Io ever wins I have no idea how would volvo make an Io Arcana

Also, a bit unfortunate that Sven lost to Pudge, but that means my wallet is relatively safe

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>>149753184
Sub 50%, makes me sad

>>149753440
IO arcana would probably necessitate them to finally make that Pixie Loli hero

>>149753440
io is reddit because of le memes amirite

jugg is a d2g approved hero.

>People still play this trash
Haha what?

>>149739202
what in all fuck makes you think pugna, a skeleton, is fat
or are you trying to justify your own fat here

>>149753546
>People still post on this trash
Haha what?

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>>149753443
this picture has piqued my interest, am i just an abnormally good at dying?

>have suma1l on my team
>teammates don't realize who he is
>two low 5k players on my team fling shit at him the entire game because he flamed them
you can't make this shit up senpai

odd dotes
even play with dog

>>149753826
who gives a shit who someone is
if i was playing with Literally My Hero and he acted like an unreasonable pizdet i'd be pissed at him and i might even tell him to fuck off with his unreason

>opening the new treasures and getting nothing, but still looking through my armory as I chuckle over how valve has popularised gambling for little kids
>realise for the first time I actually got the golden riki item from the previous set of immortals
gamblings actually pretty kool, laddieboys

>>149754058
>as I chuckle over how valve has popularised gambling for little kids
*tips fedora*

>>149753826
I always wonder, how do people in a match against a pro player know who the pro player is anyway? They tend to play with alternative names

>>149754109
thank you for the response, m'lady

odd dotes
even anime

>>149754189
>see he has really high mmr
>check profile

or
>be high mmr
>quite often matched with same people
>sometimes matched with pros
>start recognising their names

and for myself
>be me
>psychic
>fucked ur mum

>>149753972
If you get flamed by a pro player you have to at least consider that he might be right.

>>149754189
You check their profile while waiting for loaders/picks.

>>149754189
you click the watch tab see the top mmr games and see who your with

odd dotes
even movie

why so dead d2g

wow cm is shit

just delete this hero

>>149755084
dead game

>>149755084
all the subhumans in the americas are sleeping

how viable is Secret's mirana build

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>>149731615
this picture is getting me so hard

What channel is d2g in?

>>149756259
/vg/

>>149756259
channel lurk more

>>149756259
Why the fuck would you want to join /d2g/ ingame chat, it´s full of people that play with bots, unfunny retards that spout memes and literal 2k cretins

>>149755234
It's shit that looks cool when you're winning.

>>149756259
hola r*****!

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>>149756372
They're my only friends who play dota

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>>149751870
wait so it's not actually possible to currently order unless you have a badge correct?

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>>149756475
why is it that every single fucking post i see where someone complains about their lack of friends is always ALWAYS accompanied by an anime still frame

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how did this slark do 1 healing?

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>>149756661
>still frames

What did he mean by this?

after a month break i really dont feel like playing only watching

>>149756835
So you are a cuckold

>>149756754
>bought vanguard at last second
>ally used aura and healed for 1

derp

why's USW so shit
everybody speaks english but they're all so fucking bad

>enemy spectre is fucking retarded, trying to dive tier 4's to kill a support with no way to get out because our entire team was there
>win anyways because killing spectre also kills the support as well as the other support

Fucking hell.
And they had Slark too. I fucking hate heroes that get rewarded for playing shitty.

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explain this dotards

>>149757092
hmmm
have you actually ever considered the possibility, that you might actually be a bad player yourself if you constantly play with shit players?