/ink/ - Splatoon General

dead in the middle of little italy little did we know that we riddled two middlemen who didn't do diddle

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Friends with Octarians!
Friends with /ink/!

>>149742249
Kill all Octolings.
Other Octarians can stay.

>>149742571
Nicely done

>>149742027
>Posting a loser in the OP
Why do you do this

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How would you feel if Spla2n let you unlock local exclusive goodies with your Super Sea Snails?
3 snails could get you something basic like a record of turf inked, while more snails would get you more advanced features like the ability to view future map rotations in-game, discounts at the stores, more stats in the testing range, sound test, etc.
They could also unlock nifty bonus content like minigames or extra missions in story mode, or just toys to play around with. Maybe you could get cosmetics like color lock or different crosshairs, too. Nothing that would give you an objective edge in multiplayer, of course, but cool little knickknacks. Keep in mind Super Sea Snails won't necessarily have to be unlocked in the same way.
I dunno, I just really like the idea of unlockables that do nothing on their own but earn you goodies in-game, like Kirby Mass Attack's coins.
How do you feel about this? How would you choose to let players earn snails? Maybe you'd like a different currency? What kind of things would you want to be able to buy with this kind of system?

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>>149743136
>Loser! You're a loser! Are you feeling sorry for yourself!? Well you should be cause you are dirt! You make me sick you big baby! Baby want a bottle? A big dirt bottle!?

>>149743136
how dare you, kirby is a winner

>>149743995

>get cosmetics like color lock

All my fucking snails. Purple is too damn uncommon in this game.

>>149743995
What I'm still hoping for are ingame achievements. Not anything specific, it just keeps track of how many splats you get with particular weapons in particular ways, or how much you've dedicated towards objectives, and rewards you for ones you complete.
For instance roll over any enemies without flicking twenty times, unlock this Roller reskin. Dunk the fish ten times, unlock these shoes. Spend ten minutes on the tower, unlock this hat. Basic stuff like that.

>>149743995
>a few snails gives you a baby amount of color locks, like R/G/B/Y
>a few more gets you the ability to lock your color to the last match
>even more gets you 20 or so more colors, but no access to unique ones like black or white or red or anything
>the most snails gives you the ability to lock ink to any hexadecimal color, and lets you rotate colors too

Does anyone use motion controls ?

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Still the best

>>149744720
Everybody does.

>>149743995
Damnit Callie you do not listen with your tentacles.

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>>149744720

>tfw Splatoon's gyro controls have made it to where I find other console shooters unplayable and now Splatoon's fanbase in NA is drifting away barely a year out

Errors were made

>>149744517
oh god that sounds horrible
>people going entire matches without flicking for that sweet achievement
>people not defending the rainmaker so they can dunk it instead for that sweet achievement
>people rushing onto the tower even though it's not strategically viable for that sweet achievement

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>>149744727
Blue is the best color, confirmed.

>>149745046
As long as it means people actually getonthefuckingtowerholyshit I'm cool with it.

>>149745482
They get on the tower for a few games and never do it again after they unlock the achievement.
Happy?

>>149745887
>Achievement complete, new achievement, spend 24 hours on the tower

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hug the callie
fug the callie
snug the callie

>>149746984

Yes

>>149746984
remove fug

>>149746984
I want to put babby in the callie

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>>149747256
i, too, would like to cum inside callie and help her through her pregnancy before we become excited parents who love and care for their child

>>149747393
Gross

>>149747393
Cause that isn't sexist at all

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>>149748068
sorry
she can cum in me too, i guess

>>149748172
Now there's a challenge

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So in Spla2n, would you want species related stat boosts?
like Inklings being all around, Octarians having higher health, jellies jumping higher and farther?

>>149748068
>getting pregnant and raising a child together is sexist

wew lad

>>149748753
Yes

>>149748068
What's wrong with being sexy?

>>149748735
>octarians
end yourself

>>149745013
I haven't been using motion controls , until now , is there any easy way to get used the motion controls ?

>>149748972
It isn't right to want to knock up a woman, ideally it's their decision

>>149749080
Probably just do some story mode levels.

>>149748735
How the fuck is a Jelly supposed to battle? They aren't ink based.
Oh wait, Octofags don't think.

>>149749080

Everyone is different but what I did was turned on motion controls, jacked up the sensitivity to max and played the final boss mission in story mode again and again until I could speed run through it then moved on to turf war for abit before going back to rank.

>>149743995
this is actually a really cool idea
>a lot of snails gets you the ability to keep your splatfest shirts and retroactively gives you ones you were in but didn't have it bought for

>>149749518
Or just... sell the Splatfest shirts for outrageous prices. Make Annie a wealthy lady.

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>>149749696
But Jellonzo sells shirts, why would Annie get the profits?

Personally I don't really like the Splatfest shirts, they're too big.

>>149749828
Silly Octofag, Jellies aren't real citizens. All profits belong to Anemones and Horseshoe Crabs.

>>149749858
Splatfest pajama shirts when?

>>149750056
im sure we can fit a meme in there somewhere

>>149750056
Your fantasies are fucked up, Marie.

>>149750056
I want to give Callie weapons as baby shower gift so she can teach babby how to kill octos

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>>149750245
i hate this meme but at least there's a picture of that

>>149750056
WHY AM I GETTING FEELS FROM THIS?
I SHOULDN'T BE GETTING FEELS FROM THIS.

>>149750348
In seriousness Marie would make a great Fatherwife.

>>149750348
>artist doesn't like squid sister incest
>draws this
hmm

>>149750437
marie would be a shitass parent
>mommy look i made you a drawing!
>THAT LOOKS LIKE ASS SON
>i'm... sorry mom...
>HAHA SALTY?
>ALSO YOU'RE ADOPTED

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>>149751312

Provide more green text please

>>149751312
Fuck no, Marie would tender as fuck about Callie's offspring since she isn't able to have one herself

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Callie got fired after all! She works at Baskin Robbins now.

>>149751436
>mom.... i got a d on my test... i hope you're not mad...
>SON I WANT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME
>yeah mom?
>NO MATTER HOW YOU DO ON YOUR TESTS
>uh huh?
>NO MATTER HOW SMART YOU ARE
>what mom?
>YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A FAILURE COMPARED TO MOMMY
>NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM YOU'RE GROUNDED
>>149751593
that's not how jealousy works
the great fax machine made marie infertile for a reason

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>>149751593
>>149751892
Nasty meme.

>>149752018
when will people realize this is supposed to be a fat fetish pic
it's tagged "botenaka" which is basically pixiv's tag for inflated bellies

>>149752259
Inflated with baby, so what?

>>149752346
no, anon
it says tanuki in the background, and the title of the image is tanuki stomach marie
it's supposed to be inflated with food

>>149752346
Why would Marie eat a baby?

>>149752259
>make inflated bellies look virtually identical to pregnant bellies
>bitch when confuse your pics

#justfestishartistthings

>>149749084
>it's sexist and wrong to desire to have a family with a beautiful woman without actually acting upon it

>>149752558
So? Looks pregnant to me, that's good enough. Keep your gook speak to yourself.

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>>149750348
Hotaao isn't a meme, Hotaao is absolute

>>149752650
Yes, that is incredibly sexist

>>149753082
i love hotaao but "the one posting fantasies about a squid sister is obviously the other squid sister" is forced and yet somehow also overdone

>>149753202
Why?

>>149750056
>Callie agrees to start a family with you
>Follow Callie into the bedroom
>Callie seats you at the end of the bed
>She lurches forward and vomits a large gooey lump onto the bed
>Callie goes to make herself some coffee while you get to fertilizing her eggs

>>149753213
Do your best to avoid becoming triggered by tried and tested memes

>>149753287
i'd do it

>>149753436
Of course you would

>>149753287
That sounds more like Marie.
Callie would cheer you on the whole way through.

>>149753286
Willing pregnancy on a woman is no different to willing any other kind of suffering or hardship
She's more than just your breeding box

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Enough fighting!

>>149753658
Bullshit, do you have any idea what kind of aftertaste eggsac leaves in your mouth? Needs coffee stat.

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>>149753680
It's time for more cute.

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>>149753790

>>149753667
>wanting to love a woman and have a happy family is the same as simply wanting fug
???

>>149753894
Callie's pout is adorable

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>>149753894

>>149754000
When you understand just how horrible pregnancy can be - which you never will - then you'll get it

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>>149754012

>>149754110
Hypothetically speaking, if the woman wants a child and is willing to endure the pain is it really so horrible?

>>149754749
if you want to talk philosophical shit you can become above human by doing something good and not needing to have sex

>>149754709
You have no idea

>>149754749
No, I don't believe it is
And it definitely isn't for a man to decide

>>149754876
Not saying I've done any of these things, but it can't be worse than things that men do a lot like going into wars, right?

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Tired.

>>149754954
fuck off mimi

This entire argument is fucking retarded.
Don't get into philosophical arguments because of greentexts, kids.

>>149755165
What if SHE wants a baby, but the man doesn't?

>>149755165
>Nobody wants a man to go to fight or die in war
is this a joke

>>149755309
Then that's a whole other can of worms

>>149755245
This anon who started it... kinda reeks of tumblr...

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>>149755245
>people SERIOUSLY arguing whether having pregnancy fantasies is sexist
c h r i s t

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Don't mind me, just dumping some art lads

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>>149755165
>nobody wants a man to go fight or die in a war

That is so goddamn wrong its not even funny holy shit

>>149755512
>>149755321
Who would?

>>149755407
I think is that or just shitposting to keep the thread alive until we start to make squads again

>>149755506
Keep doing that anon, keep the thread relevant

>>149755407
Don't get mad at us, get mad at this possible tumblrite starting shit about what we should and shouldn't fanatsize about

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>>149755506

>>149755404
Oh I forgot, 4chan hates women, of course

>>149755593
It takes two retards to have a retarded argument.

>>149755593
>tumblrite
Now I just take offense to that

>>149755616
Meh I just realized the artist closed down his/her blog... I can't find the rest of these sorry

>>149755636
So you admit it? If you are can I just say, does tumblr love women?

Is stacking defense still the meta?

>>149755829
Fuck no, Tumblr does an even worse job

>>149755886
Nah, not really, it's good if you're finding yourself fighting a bunch of burst-bomb-panic-throwing nips and blasters

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goodnight callie
i love you

i have no idea what you guys are doing, but uh, good luck with that

>>149756071
Sleep well, don't wake up

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>>149756106
aw, thanks
you too buddy

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>>149748068
>>149749084
>>149753202
>>149753667
>>149754110
>>149754954
Christ. Who let tumblr in?

>>149756453
What is wrong with any of that

>>149756530
It's a fictional scenario with a fictional character, not to mention not once did they bring up forceful impregnation, you're getting triggered for the sake of getting triggered.

>>149753680
Translations here but it isn't grouped
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=katou_%28osoraku%29

>>149756765
What difference does it make

I want Marie to impregnate me

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>>149756071

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>>149759093

callie is still mai squidfu

>>149762000
That can't be true, because she's my squidfu.

>>149762000
>>149762043
She is neither of your Squidwaifu because she is dead now and only Supreme Squid Marie is left.

>>149762354
Jokes on you. I'm dead too.

>>149762852
A G-G-G-GHOST

>>149762896
help im spooked

>>149762896
When Inklings get splatted, what is the little ghost thing you see fly away?

>>149763053
Their hopes and dreams

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If the NX is exactly what the rumours describe then Wii U is my last Nintendo console and Spla2n will be absolute shite

>>149764650
What, cartridge based and semi portable?

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So how much of a role will Annie get in spla2n?
will the clerks even return?
would splatoon lose it's personality to make it more competitive like everyone wanted it to be?

>>149764801

don't forget only slightly stronger than the Wii U

>>149764805
I expect all the central characters to return, with the exception of maybe the Octarians. I hope Annie employs Spyke has a handyman in her store for cheaper rolls.

TF2 went competitive, and it fell apart.
Splatoon had better keep its intense yet casual vibe.

>>149764650

Well it isn't, so don't worry

>>149764936
I heard sources saying it was even more powerful than the PS4 or XBomb

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>>149764805

I refuse to buy my kicks from anyone else!

>>149765258

There's more hearsay about it being another "innovative" but underpowered system than there is of it being a standard console that will excel because of it's software

Either way Nintendo needs to say something because I'm getting hyped and dehyped every other week. Start the marketing dammit

>>149764948
No, tf2 fell apart years before they added competitive matchmaking. Grassroots comp TF2 was around for years, Im not certain, but I know it was from at least 2009 until maybe 2013 or 2014.

>>149766702
TF2 only suffered over the years, but Valve just brutally murdered it now. It might be one of the worst business decisions ever.

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I wish squids were real

>>149768587
Try looking in the ocean?

>>149765258
Not going to happen. Nintendo prides themselves on innovation and creativity. They have done this with most of their consoles and handhelds. Gamecube couldn't hold a candle to the ps2 and wii was not even close to the ps3 or 360 in terms of hardware. "Casual" players prefer innovation and creativity over hi-res, hi-fps powerhouses.

>>149771648
Doesn't mean there's no chance we'll get both.

>>149771648
>Gamecube couldn't hold a candle to the ps2
haha
what
the ps2 was the weakest console of its generation

>>149772150
ps2 had the least processing power
ps2, however, sold roughly 10x the units of the Gamecube

>>149772402
yeah. that's not what we're talking about though, lol.

>>149772402
Return those goalposts at once

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.96 Deco is literally a worse Cherry H3. Forge Splatterpro is literally a worse H3-D. .96 and Dual are literally worse H3s. Aero PG and Nzap 89 are literally worse L3-Ds. L3 has the best Rainmaker kit in the game, unrivalled. All hail our Nozzlenose overlords.
This was a public service announcement, thank you.

>>149772758
Nozzlenoses are shit, Nozzlenoses look like shit, you are shit
Neck yourself friend

>>149772758
> .96 Deco is literally a worse Cherry H3
true. the only people who use 96 deco are gooks who rode the hype train when it was really op and got too gud to use any other weapon.
> Forge Splatterpro is literally a worse H3-D
nah, the sspro outranges h3. they're about equal. has anyone else noticed that the point sensor/inkzooka combo is terribly underused on any weapon? it's a shame.
> .96 and Dual are literally worse H3s
now that's crazy talk. sprinkler is great with echo and you can't run circles around people with an h3 like you can with a squelcher.
> Aero PG and Nzap 89 are literally worse L3-Ds
this is true

>>149773172
Kek, why the fuck would you ever use a Nozzlenose over a weapon that doesn't automatically lose a close range fight

>>149773253
t. shitter who's never used the l3 for more than one turf war game

with burst bombs and disruptors, tou shouldn't even be letting people near you, and when they do, they'll be crippled enough for you to knock them out.

>>149773438
Nozzlenoses literally have no application, they're outclassed in every respect. Check, burst fire weapons in every game all suck eggs.

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I didn't know Splatoon came out before 2010.

>>149773732
christ

>>149773253
>H3 has same TTS as Carbon and 52
>L3 is barely any slower than Splattershot

>>149773253
>he's never slapped a jap in the face with the h3's burst point blank

>>149774150
Fuck no, I'm fresh

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>>149774317

Real Squids use the Tri-Slosher

>>149774687
Weak Squids with no ability whatsoever use the Tri-Slosher, Real Squids use Dual Squelchers.

>>149774882

Tri-Slosher is a high skill weapon for squids who like to be right in the mix

>>149775135
No, Tri-Slosher is for bitch Squids who need two types of crutches at once.

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>>149774882
this

>>149775340

That's a run speed stacking Zink Mini Splattling not a Tri-Slosher

>>149775796
Exactly the same thing. Tri-Slosher just requires less aim.

does the nsfw discord server have cute chubby inklings

>>149776124
Do you want an invite to the nsfw discord server?

>>149776560
sure
what's the worst that could happen

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>>149774687
Real squids use the Machine.

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>>149777251

>>149777251
Real Squids use things that were intended to be weapons.

>>149777350
What a surprise, the thing that's farthest from being a real Squid.

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>>149777452
Fuck you and your guns.

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>>149777639

>octobrush

My squigga

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>>149777639
>>149778169
Why don't Octarians use more Octarian themed weapons?

>>149777639
>>149778169
Kill yourselves

>>149778284
Because Octarians can't afford weapons

>>149778284

If we get a Splatoon sequel and Octolings are in it would be neat to have some wielding Octobrushes. Especially if we have Hero Inkbrush missions.

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Sorry sweetpea, main girl Cally is kill.

>>149764650
good, fuck off

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>>149778892
>There are squibs that don't even know what a Splatfest is

>>149764650
I hope the devs can do something clever with the new system... I want spla2n to be good so badly and I want it to come asap.

>>149779592
I think an SA 2 split story type campaign and a co-op option would add some appeal.

>>149778892
>level 1
god

>>149779812
Co-op with your friends list would be sweet.

>>149779904
or invade the single player campaign of someone random online for added hilarity

>>149779812
Huge maps with an 8-player FFA.

>>149780398
Open world FFA, with 16 splatoons of 4 trying to capture others' spawn points.

>>149781371
Sea Snail gambling on online matches.

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callie!

>>149779592
Weapon roulette, every time you splat or get splatted your weapon is changed or time based.

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>>149778892
i too love main girl cally

>>149779812
Co-op would be amazing. Missions like rainmaker but smuggling a sabotage weapon behind enemy lines, a final boss with four times the chaos, batting fists back and forth between you.

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if you're happy and you know it clap your hands

Anyone around for squads, squib or otherwise?

>>149787764
i've got some work to do, so i'd rather start one in say, an hour, but if you don't have time for that i can start one now?

>>149788574
oh wait nevermind
i'm not level 10 yet, i forgot ;-;

>>149788574
I'll help you get to 10. We can start in an hour if that's good for you

>>149779812
Octarian Horde mode.
Splats and turf coverage give you points that you can spend on various perks, turrets, traps, extra lives, etc.
Mini bosses (beefed up octarians) every 5 rounds
Big bosses (REALLY beefed up octarians + shit ton of nuisance troops) every 10 rounds
Round 50 puts you at odds with a high ranking octarian general (campaign boss) occasional mini-boss spawns and absolute FUCK LOADS of nuisance troops.
Needless to say rewards are stepped according to how far you go how many bosses you defeat and Absolutely huge rewards for beating round 50/completing the mode.

>>149788698
You can and anyone else who wants to play, add SplattyJ

>>149789217
this'll be coop with a few of your lads right

>>149789217
>minibosses (beefed up octarians)
>big bosses (REALLY beefed up octarians)
this is the worst idea i have ever heard

>>149789369
Definitly.
But the less players you complete it with means the more loot goes to you... I would say up to 8 players. consisting of a limited number of "instant respawns" per player. If you die in the middle of a round you must wait for the round to end to respawn if you do not have an instant. Covering/Recovering turf (after octarians lay down their ink) grants you points to spend on the stuff listed above.

>>149789485
You do realize minibosses and "big"bosses are necessary to keep horde mode interesting right?
It would be boring af to just get larger numbers of the same octarians every round.

>>149790130
i do know that
but there's so much to pull from the whole octarian concept of machines and octoweapons, the bosses/minibosses should be UNIQUE enemies that are tougher than regular ones, not slightly harder versions of already existing ones

>>149790292
That's what I mean.
I didn't mean just octarians with extra armor and a special skin. (although those can be added in)
This is just something off the top of my head.
I don't have all the details worked out yet.

>>149790292
I am thinking that minibosses will be octaling elites with specific weapon playstyles (Chargers, Rollers, Sloshers, Shooters and sub playstyles etc.)
While "big"bosses can be mechs or other octarian armored machines (Not sure about what these would be yet. Suggestions encouraged.)

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hey guys, i know it doesn't matter much but i wanna hear your opinion
i just translated an 8 4koma collection (first one here), but the artist originally made it all 1 image
it's about 7 MB, so would you rather i uploaded them
- half and half
- one by one or
- as a whole on imgur
or some combination of that?

>>149791709

1 by 1

>was so happy about winning the final splatfest
>was team marie from start to end
>the happiness lasted for maybe an hour
>feel nothing now
>cant even log into splatoon
>all I feel is sadness that I will never be in another splatfest
>whats the point of being king of the hill when no one is contesting for the spot
>whats the point of living without conflict and hardships
>whats the point of being ruler of the world when everyone is dead
>whats the point of being a pokemon master when no one can defeat you
>what..
I never felt so shit about winning anything before.

>>149792291
fuck off

>>149792450
... I just might. There is nothing left anyways.

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>>149789013
...sorry. i can't squad after all. i'd rather catch up on my backlog and do other work, too.
i might be available later today, though.

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poor girl
i'd feel the same way :(

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can someone on team marie confirm/deny? especially if you've been to one of the concerts

>>149788698
Want to play now

Last cal for squib squads. Anyone who wants to play add SplattyJ otherwise I'll try a different time.

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NOT THE SHOES

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he just wants to give you all the facts...
>>149794593
>>149793592

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dried cuttlefish can be a delicacy

>>149792291
>was team marie start to finish
Only an asshurt calliefag would say that.

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CURSES
FOILED AGAIN

>>149795330
>squids know what buddhism is
whatever it's a comedy

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apparently the octoling comic "contains an embedded file"
i'm not very good at file stuff and imgur makes the picture look infinitely worse, anyone know how to fix either of those problems
otherwise, that's all the comics
>>149795652
wouldn't surprise me if off-branch buddhism was stolen from humanity
it wouldn't be as big as the squid version of shintou but it would probably still be something

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>>149796365

Just tell us what it says

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I think this is the first layout I ever did
As such, I was kind of unsatisfied with the old one, in terms of both layout and translation, so I decided to go back and re-do it
I like to think that more than just being able to speak the language better, I've learned to convey it better as well
>>149797484
I'll just link you to the garbage-looking one, if you just want to see the text
http://i.imgur.com/JnskzlM.jpg

>>149797745

it was the least funny one

>>149798254
I think it's more supposed to be cute than funny

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>>149742027
>Team Marie has won the 16th and final Splatfest!

Best squid girl won :^)

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kumo visits the shiokara meeting hall!

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ah, there she is

>>149798254
its comfy

Hey /ink/ !
My love for you is eternal, and you'll always have a place in my heart.

how to manually dispose of landmines

>>149742027
Also, it's a little hypocritical to not put the winner as the display pic...

Don't be such a sore loser, OP :^)

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look who it is!
>i want to catch callie in pokemon go

>>149801948
equip bomb sniffer and inhale deeply

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>>149801965
oh, excuse me, it says "shiokara go"
the player is marie!

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and, if you just want the tiny callie...

>>149802406
Wow.
That art is very well implemented irl.
Do you have anymore?
A Marie possibly?

>>149802062
in that case i want to dispose of maries butt

>>149802062
BS and def up combo is pure madness. You just walk into bomb rushes and survive.

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>>149805879

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no news today, onto the weather

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https://twitter.com/_WAHOO_/status/754303593130229760
>in japanese culture, "loli" is just a name for a little girl, that's fine
>also, "shota" is just a name for a young boy, that's cool too
>ペドイカちゃん可愛いんじゃ~
>aren't pedo squids cute?
TOO FAR

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here she is!!

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>>149809014
Who dat

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>>149810570
the best

>>149806757
this is adorable, love that flushed and confused but still happy marie

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SHELDON IS CUTE

Holy carp.

>>149815976
Suck my big black carp

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>>149801565

>>149807225
i have acquired a taste for squib

>>149816778
thats too bad

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>>149816778
you better mean in a pure, familial way, anon
or else someone's getting the taser

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what we really need is more pictures of squibs being kids with each other
i've seen a lot of pictures of squibs and inklings getting along, and that's great, that's adorable, but there's a lack of squibs interacting amongst themselves, like this >>149817084
squibs playing on the seesaw, squibs having innocent crushes on each other, squibs laughing with each other, squibs trading food at the lunch table, squibs drawing portraits of each other, squibs comforting other upset squibs with hugs - that's the kind of stuff i wanna see

Dead fucking thread

>>149796365
Isn't Shinto a form of Buddhism?

>>149819589
RIP
/ink/
Cause of death:
STAGE 4 WAIFU CANCER

>>149819927
no

>>149805263
They don't post Marie's, only Callie's because they only like Callie's and despise Marie's more than anything.

>>149819927
No.

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>>149820075
aw, don't be like that anon
there really is no marie equivalent to that picture
but here's a marie, just for you

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>>149806757
Is this the next part?

>>149820075
I am talking about waifus in general.
anytime waifus come up you can almost guarantee a thread as a limited lifespan.

>>149820354
no, that one just says
>Brilliance Angel
>Marie is a Brilliance Angel!!
>Brilliance Angel
>Are you making fun of me!!
brilliance angel was one of the things marie described herself in the pre-splatfest dialogue, just so you know

>>149820406
That's not what you're talking about because that post had nothing to do with you. And if waifus are what kills a game then you shouldn't have invested in a game literally packed to the brim with girls, women, and waifus.

>>149820592
Even better.

>>149801948
Shoot wherever you're about to walk. Which you should be doing anyway, since they're normally placed in enemy ink.

>>149819589
Anyone want to speculate on what splat2n might be like?

>>149821061
non existent

>>149821061
Looking at how the NX is shaping up, not good.

>>149821061
It'll probably be wayy better than Splatoon. If you look at a game like Smash 4, it seems to have ben polished to a ridiclous extent. Splatoon is amazing, but still not polished to that extent because Nintendo didn't know the kind of hit it was going to be. Now that they saw the huge success, they'll take much more care with the second one.
I already added an idea I had here >>149743995
but otherwise I hope that Nintendo adds a lot more unique weapons. 5 weapon classes is fun, but considering a large chunk of weapons are just recolors with swapped variables for their sub and special, it's not as great as it could be. Adding more weapons that are unique in their playstyle would make the game way more fun to play, and rewarding all types of weapons would add a lot more variety to the weapons players choose to use instead of 5 or so being incredibly popular.
>>149821517
What do you mean?

>>149821728
Apparently the rumors that the NX will outperform the current gen consoles is all bullshit. New leaks say it will only be slightly stronger than the Wii U.

>>149821728
More NX rumors came out this morning and yesterday I think, it seems no one's learned nothing from the controller "leak".

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>>149821061
B A S E D
O C T O

>>149821728
I think he is tlking about the eurogamer report, mentioning that its going to be basically a 3ds with the power between the wii u and xbox one
the report has many problems, specially because they used a lot of old rumors as base and having the "we have sources, what sources? only we know"

>>149822097
yeah its probably only clickbait

>>149821728
Changing just the sub and special does completely change a weapons playstyle though.
Even then, what other types of weapons can you really add? We have the equivalent of rifles, SMG's, snipers, shotguns, gatling guns, swords, hammers; anything else would most likely opt to unconventional stuff that aren't even weapons.

>>149822019
>the other rumors were all fake, THIS rumor is just came out
besides, spla2n's not going to be shit even if the NX is only "slightly more powerful" than the wii u. splatoon IS on the wii u and look how fun it is.

>>149822410
It runs like shit though. Two Bomb Rushes and it lags like a fat man out of bed.

>>149822527
thats just for you lol

>>149822527
when i play splatoon, it's not always smooth, but it usually is. yes, it can lag during bomb rush, but that's all i remember. nothing that significantly impairs gameplay and doesn't even come close to counting as "running like shit".

>>149822203
This, all they need to do is make Octolings playable and that's it, sequel done

>>149822679
Why the fuck do Octofags want this so bad?
They're literally just model swaps, holy fuck.

>>149822630
Also horrendous latency unless you live within ten miles of Tokyo.

>>149822782
inklings are model swaps of octolings. octolings are better anyway

>>149822859
that has... nothing to do with processing power, anon.

>>149822782
What's your point

>>149817084
they just look so soft... i want to hug them

stop talking about the game post more waifus

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>>149823034
me too
>tfw no squib little sister who you will pick up from school and have them run up to you and hug you and tell them they love you and how much they missed you
fuck

>>149823226
>>149823034
you cant hug a pile of ink

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>>149823210
why do people make these kinds of posts
what do they want
>you shitters never talk about the game, only waifus
>people start talking about the game
>haha you guys still never talk about the game!! you only post waifus!! go back to waifuposting if you love it so much!!
??
>>149823354
says you

>>149823226
it's funny because they're literally intended to look gross, but because their meant to be young children people find them sweet and cute and fuckable

>>149743995
I would love to to see more record keeping. this is one of the things I love about Smash. I want every stat imaginable for every weapon. kill stats, death stats, play time, turf inked, games played... and maybe even stats for maps (times played and such), and stats for subs/special kills... stats for how much I've played each mode, how much time I've spent idling... I would honestly pay an extra $20 just to get more stats in Splatoon if I still played it as much as I used to

>>149823562
in a similar vein, i'd like the scoreboard/results to show more things and take them into consideration when ranking players
like how long you were on the tower, how far you moved the rainmaker, how many times you took or helped take control of the splat zone, etc

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>>149823508
no, i'm sorry anon, but they're actually cute
>fuckable
only freaks think that way, like that one squibfucker who used to drawfag here... eugh

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>>149823459
if i post this callie girl can we go back to talking about waifus please i don't have this game because it sucks so i want to post waifus instead please it's all i have

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>>149823741
Sorry I can't really see how this beaked mouth and blocky head and formless limbs and not even any tentacles are meant to look cute

>>149824210
why did /s4s/ invent the you meme and why did it become so popular

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luv

>>149824364
Fucking hell it looks like her whole bottom half of her body is on backwards

>>149824364
>/owutg/ fags invading the sploon fandom now
fucking kill me

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>>149824273
it does have two tentacles, silly
cuteness is hard to describe, so i can't really tell you why i think squibs are cute, but it's not just because they resemble children

>>149823749
>I don't have this game because it sucks
Surprised no one else noticed this in your post.

>>149824741
'resemble' is a loose term indeed

>>149824273
I could understand 2nd on the right being cute.
Younger than that just looks odd and disturbing tho. especially 2nd on the left.

>>149825153
Even second from the right looks sorta uncanny valley

>>149824820
i did
i just try my best not to respond to shitposting

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>shittalking squibs, the purest creatures that will ever exist on this earth
who hurt you

>>149824273
stage 3 is really fucking cute
so soft and cuddly and squishy
stage 4 is ugly, though. I guess that'd be like puberty to the squids? the years before they're fully developed

>>149824820
i think everyone noticed it but only you grabbed the bait

>>149825690
3 is probably the worst, it looks like a mistake

>>149826030
but those big eyes/head... it's textbook cute, anon!

>>149825690
Something about the triangle head just disturbs me. It just fucks with my head because that shape doesn't belong there. stage 4 is the sweet spot. or the uncanny valley for some people.

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>>149826131
Ah, yes, of course.

>>149826131
Too hammer headed, and that scary mouth

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>>149826173
>stage 4 is the sweet spot
never heard anyone who thought that way, but godspeed i guess
we can respect each other's differences, can't we
>>149826458
anon, their mouth makes them look nervous, what are you talking about
maybe you were the squib all along

>>149826657
They don't look nervous or cute, it's a squids beak

>>149826449
Thank you for scaring away my boner anon.
I am 100% serious when I say this.
I was trying to hide my boner with this laptop and it was very uncomfortable.

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Guys, Squibs are shit, children are shit, women are the one true excellence.

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>6 months ago
>squibfucker drawfag left, in fact, no one posts about sex with squibs
>but everyone loves squibs anyway, thinks they're adorable, shares plenty of art of them
>now
>shitposters always trying to talk about fucking squibs, other horrifying shit about them
>other people say squibs are horrible, ugly, scary, gross
i wasn't aware this happened, this is the most shocked i've been at a change on /ink/ in a while
hopefully it's just because of the time of day and squib haters are a minority

>>149827120
I've always thought they just looked plain weird.

>>149827120
fuck squibs and fuck you too

i love how afrochan doesn't even play the game and just sticks around to talk shit about people who do
humorous

>>149827572
This has nothing to do with Splatoon.