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get rekt callie fan
So how many Super Sea Snails did you get total from all of the Splatfests, /ink/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10829961Also, do you still actively play Splatoonespecially now that Splatfest is over, /ink/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10830014
>>149573301
i stopped playing actively after the big update.
Put the discord in the OP next time.
>>149573201
>- Marie, and Team Marie, has won the final Splatfest!
Why mention Marie twice?
>>149573474
Why, everybody is banned
>>149573301
you expect me to recall what I got from each fest and add them all up for a strawpoll?
>>149573474
Discord is as dead as this game.
>>149573493
Because she's best girl, obviously.
Also because you clearly can't into reading comprehension and don't realize that Marie and Team Marie are two different entities.
>>149573782
Who did the Discord people vote for? I found myself in a round with Rainy on Team Callie
Reminder that turf war is the best mode now.
>>149570146
Anyone want to do a squib turf war to start? NNID: SplattyJ
Roughly how long does it take to hit level 10 these days?
how did people vote for the splatfest stages?
>>149574009
When will they raise the payout in Ranked to compensate?
>>149574247
they sent an email to the email registered with your nnid
lots of people said they didn't get one so i'm sure nintendo dun goofed
>camera descending on inkopolis as a guitar riff plays when you first start the game
it never gets one
>>149574170
what does this entail?
what makes it squib?
>>149574492
yep, I didn't get anything.
>>149574529
alt accounts for fun
>>149574529
We're making new NNID's so we can make C- Squads and screw around
>>149574492
you had to have a mynintendo account as well
>>149574223
It took me about an entire Splatfest's worth fangirl to queen to get from level 1 to 10 last time I made a smurf account. Might be faster now due to victories giving 1000 instead of 300 in TW.
>>149574664
>>149574697
Takes too long to get to lvl 10 or we going to turf together till lvl 10
>>149574886
I am fresh off the boat level one and I'm going to turf til level 10 with nip_the_nips.
>lobby full of jap squibs
holy shit people are still buying this gsme
I think I'll get in on this squib squad thing. What should I name my new account?
Why make new accounts? Can't you just mess around in S ra--- oh lol my bad. I forgot your all shitters.
>>149574365
I'd be nice if the losing team got some more points in ranked. Playing with losing streaks is pointless...
>>149575225
I'm S+ honeybun. I want to have some fun.
>>149575225
you wanna squad then I'd rather do that than this squib thing
how do their weapon connect to the ink tank on their back?
>>149575130
This you Tojo? I'm SplattyJ by my name is in Moonrunes. I have to edit it I'll be back
>>149575225
>s rank
>implying /ink/ isn't by and large s+
fuck off shitter. I just want to mess around
>>149575460
Magic *snort snort*
>tfw A-
:(
carrying a whole team of shit is just too hard
New account; what should I name myself?
>>149575892
After your favorite weapon
>>149575462
cool
>>149574170
Sent
>>149576098
Ok leaving the lobby to add you
>>149576324
I'm in
I'm Cromulent
>>149576695
Yep I see you along with Tojo found us.
>grandpa
>daddy
watch out guys
>>149575892
Daddy
>>149576881
The whole family is here
>judd gave me a super sea snail.
I feel so special desu...
>>149576810
Disconnection + absolutely braindead players.
I HATE THIS
>>149577083
What's his criteria for handing them out
>>149577274
30 wins and talk to him. They don't reset from rotation, don't need to be in a row, don't reset from day change.
>>149577274
>absolutely braindead players
These are new players, what do you expect?
whoops, didn't realize the time. I have to be somewhere. ggs, for now
>>149577662
If you make a squad or turf room later tonight I'll keep an eye out for it Tojo.
>>149577652
Sorry, it feels so much like S rank I forgot where I was
Feels great being level 8 and paired against level 50's
>Marie wins
>RIP splatfest
It's everywhere.
smiles and tears
>>149578040
One more for me. I'll be around later if we get people on again.
>>149578939
Mostly tears
>>149579098
I love Marie squid in her natural colors, there's so little of black Callie.
>>149575225
I bet you're not even S+99 faget.
>>149579238
loving this
callie!
Just throwing out guesses here, I think this is a list ofsaltyreasons why Callie is best.
>>149579693
Followed by Marie's reasons.
>>149579437
Senpai please I was happy enough when I hit S+ december 1st and never had to touch rank ever again. Turf war forever!
I wish there was a "for fun" version of ranked modes. Regular ranked is too damn stressful at times.
>>149579949
I think the 'for fun' mode is called 'squad'.
>>149579949
>not playing ranked in S+ anyways
>not continuing to play ranked even after hitting S+99
Get on my level.Purely squads after S/S+ are for pussies.
>>149580250
>gmod shit
>hacker
subhuman scum
>>149580250
>gmod shit
>hacking
>savescumming
Kill yourself
>>149580236
>>149580250
I never squadded before. Rather not deal with clan teams anyway,
>>149580382
Sucks, you must hate fun.
>>149573201
How much was the Splattershot water pistol going for on PlayAsia?
Getting an error with Splathax "The clothes with the ID 0 in slot [#] has an illegal ID." Is this because you can't have the same IP for two different accounts? Don't know how I would change the Wii U IP for the alt account.
>>149580494
I deleted it and redownloaded it. Seemed to solve the problem
>>149580438
Turf war is fun. Rainmaker was the only ranked mode I played anyway.
>>149580494
Are you using the most recent version?
>>149580382
>>149580616
You're not missing out, Squads are total shit more often than not.
>>149580589
>>149580657
That might be the issue, thanks I'll try that and see if that is the problem
>>149580782
2.10.0 changed the addresses on all the gear, so old versions of Splathax are incompatible.
>>149580850
Was that in an attempt to stop the hacking?
>>149580850
Really? weird since nothing new was added.
>>149580991
No that happens every time.
>>149579693
>Eternal Team Callie
>I'll always help the constantly lively Callie!
>If I get tired, I'll usually get some juice from the vending machine!
>nyu
>All of her is way too cute!!
>I'm so in love with the "nyu" at the end of Callie's sentences in Tokimeki Bomb Rush I could die.
>When she puts her hands on her face in the Squid Sisters dance, it's absolutely incredibly amazing.
> I think during Inkopolis Evolution at the Squid Sisters Live concert, her gentle smile like it was a Splatfest made me want to smile too.
>>149579842
>But
>Marie's good, too, I guess...
relatable
>>149580310
>>149580375
>being so bad at the game that getting S+99 legitly is incomprehensible to you
Samefag.
>>149580250
What is the fucking appeal with this gmod/sfm shit? It always looks fucking terrible.
>>149581424
Because it's amusing.
http://m.imgur.com/DVjWVje
Congrats Team Marie. Your waifu a shit, but she's a winner.
>>149581045
They didn't change anything when Sheldon vol.2 happened.
>>149580494
enjoy your ban
geez, imagine how much time it takes to make one of these... it's inspiring.
>>149581524
is it?
>>149581196
I was right then, salty ramblings of a salty shitter.
>>149580687
top kek will you ever just git gud or are you gonna complain the whole thread
>>149581524
Could you not?
>>149580657
>>149580589
Anywhere to get it besides dropbox, like mediafire? Doesn't work on my comp for whatever reason
>>149581424
It's so envious mustards can pretend that they have an identical game to Splatoon.
Seriously, they tried to make a Splatoon clone with TF2 last year.
>>149582004
I always get it from Dropbox. Sorry I can't help
>>149582149
then why did you post you retard
>>149582149
If you have the latest version, think you could upload it to mediafire?
>>149582247
you wouldn't understand
>>149581805
chill, it's just a joke. some people have strong preference. you're shitting on someone for saying why they love callie, even though they went and made a great drawing of marie, too, just for the sake of it. come on.
on the contrary, you seem more "salty" than them.
>>149582289
here you go first time I've used the site. hope it works
https://www.mediafire.com/?86473dbz3939mvp
>>149582726
Thanks man, appreciate it
>>149582541
That isn't how salt works, going to the trouble of making this in the wake of losing is a pretty clear sign of salt.
The bigger problem is that they fail to see the multitude of pros Marie possesses that Callie outright lacks.
Anyone want tofight?
>>149582541
>callie is great, marie is meh
>its just a preference bro you should be grateful
kek
>>149582992
How?
>>149582992
Put em up ya scummy coon.
>>149582903
>The bigger problem is that they fail to see the multitude of pros
because it's a joke. hyperbole. not meant to be taken seriously. not a 2/5 TOO MUCH SALT 5 paragraph review of marie. in fact, i'm willing to bet i've made the exact same joke before.
like, i'm down for liking both squid sisters, but geez, talk about a hair trigger.
>>149583415
it is just a preference. dude's more neutral than about 40% of /ink/.
>>149583730
Okay, and they're a salty prick for doing it.
>>149583730
Yeah man totally I'm like 100% neutral but like here's a funny joke
>Callie is garbage
>Marie is best
Lol it's just a prank bro it's just my preference don't get mad bro
>>149583730
the fuck dude
I just played my first ranked match after months, it went really fucking good,
now I'm scared to play ranked again
>>149584159
you sound upset
>Just had a 4v3
>The next game had a 4v2
I guess some people still like the feeling of sabotaging games after Splatfest.
>>149584159
Shut the fuck up you salty piece of shit.
>>149582541
where are their noses?
>>149584301
No more upset than you are at having those pictures called out, deeming it necessary to rush to the artist's defense so feverishly.
Less fighting more cute!
>dome and towers
>after playing them for 48 hours
fuckin
>>149584471
Bro don't get all salty I'm not the salty one here you're the salty one cause you're criticizing my post and criticism is salt bro stop being so salty
>>149584535
>>149584695
Oh yeah uh translate these please if you feel like it
>>149584509
i mean, that's fair, but i haven't called anyone a shitter prick over it.
sorry for calling you salty, because i guess i'm a little salty too, but dude, you shouldn't think so low of someone just because they said marie was "ok".
>>149584535
>>149584695
>>149584898
Okay wow that is a lot of text
I'll do it but it could definitely take a while
>>149585028
Marie is not just ok! She's Callie's bestie! She's practically royalty!
>>149583415
Is "Callie is great, Marie is meh" really a slanted and controversial opinion?
>>149585380
christ this art is bad
>>149585028
Considering the context, "She's okay too" was quite the insult.
>>149585179
That is fine, you don't have to finish it today, or even do it today, there a lot of new comics than that need doing.
>>149585470
if you really think so. but if someone doesn't love a character, well, they don't love that character.
it's truly not about how much they hate marie (they probably don't), it's about how much more they love callie.
This TW rotation is giving me PTSD.
>>149586103
Though to be fair they still quite obviously made those images in response to them disliking the Splatfest outcome. In that sense it's quite obviously a jab at Marie as much as anything,
>>149586182
>rm
>playing tw
good you deserve it
>>149586439
solo rm is a shitshow
>>149586439
Hammerhead RM is awful.
>>149586439
>No Squads
So no RM.
>>149586628
>tfw hammer head rainmaker is literally the stage/mode you got S+ on
I feel offended for some reason...
>>149586632
Someone start a squad please
>>149586848
Big deal. I got S+ when Moray Towers was in rotation. That doesn't make me hate the map any less.
>>149581558
did you draw this
because i wasn't even team marie but my dick
I am so in love with the Neo Splash-O-Matic right now. She's just like her big sister only STRONGER
the argument killer
>>149586974
You were Team My Dick?
>>149587585
I tried this once, got slapped
>Thank you for the memories
this picture is absolutely incredible...look at that patrick though
png version: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58075174
>>149588014
That's why it's the OP
>>149588014
>callie's side
>nice list
this artist knows what's up
>>149588180
oh heeeey
it is
pffffff
>>149588014
Thanks Doc
>>149588216
I think they just don't know English
paris!
wonder if there'll be any more concerts...
>>149588510
that artist is american dude
I wonder if they'll tweak the Squid Sisters designs in a future game, like alter their outfits or something.
any suggestions for movies with a splatoon vibe
pictures of callie with food are so pure
>>149588980
Platoon?
Friends withJellyfish!
>>149581558
So this is the true size of Marie's maries
in the end, though they claimed themselves to be neutral, seto picked team marie out of sheer necessity.
which is surprising to me, considering they drew callie way more.
>>149588601
>a good western artist
hes probably a gook in disguise
>>149589438
Personally I think Marie suits their elegant artstyle better.
Any word on what this says?
>>149589486
there's plenty of good western art
>>149589639
Pic unrelated
JUDD WITH A SIX PACK
>>149589565
under the context of the first image
>what to pick, i have no clue...
>>149589779
you're right, because that's eastern
>>149589953
>callie's tentacles taper off but still form a wide ass bow
why do artists do this
Just a reminder that Nintendo always had a dark side
callie and marie are still tied at best waifu
>>149590954
>49-51
>>149590954
Nice damage control calliefaggot
>>149590976
>>149591029
talking about looks
and back to the usual 24/7 ""splatoon related"" image posting
fantastic
>>149591083
>
The damage control continues.
>>149591162
someones a bit upset
>>149591091
Fuck off mate. The game is dead. Let us die in peace. Unless your babt then you can help us die.
>>149591091
can you at least get a little more creative with your bait?
you come in here and say the same thing every day
>>149591249
I know right? That fag just cant accept that Marie is the one true squid sister even after winning both categories so he has to force equality to bring her down.
>>149590954
Yes!
>>149591410
I can't get my controller to charge for some reason, I plug it in and nothing happens.
>>149581196
Can confirm, her 'nyu' sound is the cutest thing ever.
>>149591091
I didn't have a problem with this before the splatfest, but now it just makes me sad. two days of glorious gameplay discussion mixed with waifu shitposting... and now the thread is just a callie image dump again. it hurts to get a taste of what the general COULD be and have it ripped away so soon.
>>149586916
sorry, anon. I'm not at home.
iwoomynati is autism incarnate
>>149592524
Agreed
What's that
>>149591631
Did you test in a different outlet? Made sure both points are in all the way?
>>149592524
why are you still here, then
>>149592524
yeah.people know he's underage, right? he straight up said that he's 16 one time. he tried his best to hide it now (he even changed his name lmao).
>>149592674
meant to reply to
>>149592512
who the fuck is iwoomynati
Woomynati sounds like a feminist group
>>149592674
i don't know why... i might pick up monhun so i can go to mhg instead. i dont have real friends to play with
>>149592674
>>149593057
It's a fair complaint, /ink/ was at its peak the last few days.
>>149593236
It was fun while it lasted. Best to abandon the thread now whileyour memories of the thread are still good.
So what's the update now after splatfest ended? Judd gives more rewards or we get more points in Turf War?
>>149593539
I like the waifuposting though, and I still love this game to bits.
>>149593616
Yes
Yes
>>149593616
Judd gives 1000 coins to Turf War winners instead of 300, and every time you win 30~ games he gives you a snail.
>>149593141
>all the most prominent positions in day to day inkling society are in the hands of woomies
Iwoomynati is real bro
>>149593539
this
just shut her downplease. if its still here i feel compelled to go to it... same with discord
>>149593802
Yeah, all two of them
>>149594151
>he thinks the squid sisters are at the top
They're the equivalent of the piano player in a old west brothel. They aren't the madams running the show.
>>149594674
So what, they're the only positions we know above the fourteen year old plebs. And are you forgetting about their covert work?
>>149594791
>covert work
w-what
>>149594674
well, there's also agent 1 and 2. they're pretty much the head of the local militia
>>149594941
The Squid Sisters sometimes help out Agent 1 and 2 fight Octolings.
>>149595214
I guess that explains why their song played when I fought octavio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSQKPNuJ5I
Tfw you booted up the game for the first time last year, when everyone was just a squib and Ranked Mode seemed far off into the future.
Enjoy this free gift.
>>149595732
The beat that plays in the lobby is suitably kickass
>>149595732
seeing the camera pan down from the sky down to inkopolis for the first time with that music was nice
also this was neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChL-g72ykiU
that intro changes if the stars align and you just so happen to make a new game when a splatfest is going on
>>149596264
>there will be future squibs who won't know the joys of Splatfest
I weep for the little ones
>>149596741
This last splatfest will be all I ramble about when I am old. Because seeing the results was the best day of my life.
http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/
Top 100 is up. Who here is on the list? Did you play with or against any of these people?
I'm Will. I got 45th on team Callie, with 2029 points.
Played with:
>LoneDolphin
I only played 1 game with him, so I don't have much of an impression.
>BootyClap!
I think I played a couple of games with this guy. I don't remember what weapon he used, though.
>WaltzStar
I played like 20 games with guy on day 1 of the splatfest. He was pretty based. He used the Jr. I'm pretty sure he climbed up from really far down, because when I looked at his profile after we played, I noticed that he was level 50 but with no rank.
I'm probably forgetting some others on the list.
Played against:
>Rizzard
I played a couple games against him. He was pretty good; he used the tentatek. We both killed each other.
>E.Weakwall
I played against this guy at least 4 times. He used the aerospray pg. I mostly killed this guy a lot.
I'm almost certainly forgetting other people I played against on this list. At one point I played against a team with 2120 power, so I know there must be some people I'm forgetting.
>>149597212
>Zink
Weak. Fuck that weapon.
>>149573296
fuk u piece of shit
marie is a bad lady
>>149597828
She makes my dick hard. She's good enough
evening squids, today i played with a really bad octobrush in tw. has anyone had any remarkably stupid team mates recently?
how big is your splatoon fanart folder?
I only have 76 of Annie
>>149598383
Including or not including splat34?
>>149598289
absolutely, during the splatfest this roller kept following me out of spawn at warehouse. rolling, not even swimming
granted, it's splatfest, but still
>>149598289
Could you add the filename as text on the image? For reactionary purposes.
>>149598561
Which ever you have the most really...
>>149598383
I don't have one
does anyone know any music like either of the final boss songs? looking for songs like that
>>149598289
yes, myself,
I keep falling in the water.
>>149598383
I don't really have folders for splatoon general images, they're mixed up with most of my other images.
For my Marie specific folder though I only have 62 files right now since I've been a bit lazy in image collecting.
>>149597212
>>149597393
>lonedolphin
that dude is based. he's a great l3 player. I played with him during the last splatfest (I can't even remember the theme...). it's a shame that I never saw him during this one.
I think I played with most of the people on that list. the only ones that I really remember individually, though, are
>ff oli
this tryhard faggot would never fucking reply to my booyahs
>c paradude
probably the best player I saw during the fest. he was really tricky to kill.
>>149597212
>Based Shado Chimera #1
Nice.
Hey /ink/
I love you !
>>149600660
I love you too, Callie.
>>149598383
Eight
Thousand
>>149600745
>tfw only 6,905 right now
where do you get your pics from
>>149601239
Everywhere
>>149597393
Didnt play with anyone on team Callie but have played vs Daniel SMX, Nico SMX in turf war in the past and Daniea ison my friends list
Did play against xlt flc, Glaceonek and I think <^> Kai X
>>149598383
Never saved any splatoon related pictures before
>>149598383
Nearly 1000 now, mostly Marie
>>149598871
177 images total
98 are splat34
>>149601756
>xlt flc
who?
>>149600745Me too. 8,551
>>149600725
Aww anon, you're such afag
>>149600745
Would you care to share?
Done! Here are the rest of those I've made, and these from behind.
>>149602585
Which parts? I think it's mostly Callie's and Marie's
>>149602802
Geez, link is here http://imgur.com/a/AJjAZ
>>149602307
I'm a giant Calliefag.
>>149602802
Wow.
I have just experienced a new level of cute.
Well done, lilwoomyAnon.
>>149602846
Would you be angry if I said everything?
If yes, I would prefer Marie.
>>149597393
>only three people from /ink/
I expected more...
>have A 80
>turn off console
>turn on console
>Now A 60
>>149602937
the worst kind of fag. You know that marie is best girl right ?
>>149601989
No clue who that is
>>149601989
is that the memelord that the discord used to jack off to
I thought he quit
>>149602846
ITS A SIGN FROM ABOVE.
>>149604012
What?
>>149585809
Uh, this one is weird
As far as I know, it's supposed to be a bit of a boke and tsukkomi routine, which is rife with Japanese puns that even if I knew about, couldn't translate to English
Still, for completion's sake, a literal translation:
>When an Inkling turns human, their parts all shift, don't they?
>Yeah... what about their eyes? I was wondering~
>Hey! Their eyes aren't very different at all!
>Really? I'd beg to differ...
>Well, even if you feel that way, your tsukkomi eyes are always nice, anyway (they give me peace of mind)
>Our positions are far apart, so won't it be a bit hard to reach tsukkomi?
>Huh?! You should change your weapon!! Seriously? With that... wait, did you kill him!?
>Callie, you're really bad at being a tsukkomi... (You were a boke all along)
>>149604637
Anon should share his entire Splatoon folder.
8000+ items
4.39 gb
>>149603537
I don't care, I love her.
She is first in my heart;
Hello /ink/ I have drawn another picture of Callie
It has been a while since I drew and it has a lot of problems but I wanted to draw a character that wasn't standing for once
I hope you like it
>>149605589
is that pacha
>>149605589
This is why Callie lost
i want to be callies dentist
i will lay in bed until spla2n is released
>>149605589
Callie got dem shoulders
only cause i like you juanito
>>149609170
>level 6
>>149609170
Squids are cute.
Post pictures of squids.
>>149609170
I noticed a lot of people asking for selfies,
why is that
>>149610142
Callie
>>149610104
I wish you could do like an emote or something in the lobby, so you could actually pose for pictures and stuff
>>149610142
>my Splatoon room
>>149610142
Take pics of the spider and post em.
>>149610104
Heartwarming
>>149610543
I set up in a spare room for the final splatfest. It's comfy.
>>149610642
>>149610509
Do we have a list of things we want in Spla2oon yet?
>>149610543
Sounds nice. I'm picturing ink blotches and sound proofing.
>>149610735
Awww.
>>149611505
Set the bin on fire
>>149610142
>can hear it walking
>not a bio engineered super spider from Australia
are you sure?
>>149611505
That's a fucking brown recluse, don't let it bite you or it will rot that part. You may need to call an exterminator, but I advice to set the bin on fire or try to gas it with compressed air
>>149611758
Don't do that. It's just a cute little fluffy spider.
Pick it up and put it outside.
>>149611758
It's eating moths for me, the moths piss me off more.
>>149611984
Naw, it's just a house spider.
so it turns out that cap'n cuttlefish can't have animalese as his speaking style, because he just went "NOOOOOOO" and many, many sound clips played.
so i'm not sure, now. i think that maybe it's just random sound clips played with every letter? in any case, it's not like the squid sisters.
>>149611974
Seriously, it sounds like someone typing. The bin is channeling the sound out.
>>149612110
>>149612474
Harmless.
>>149611928
Very sweet.
>>149611928
hey that's my old squid on the left
nice
>>149612537
He has actual lines, but his dialogue during missions is randomized, same as with the Inkling and Squid Sister amiibos.
>>149613029
really? when do his "real" lines play then? dialogue's all he's got, unlike the squid sisters.
didn't know they had that kind of dialogue for the amiibos, though.
>>149610104
hey kid, you want some woom?
>>149613148
You can hear him speak during the end of the Squid Sister album, and also during Maritime Memory.
>>149613420
Luv some, sweetie.
>>149613420
>shitnuggler
Fuck off
>>149615689
>>149615864
>Sir, I've found something.
>it's a cookie cutter "freshness" episode
>>149616358
It's always about freshness
I wonder what this thing does.
>>149610104
>>149616503
Shoots ink
>>149575460
they're made of ink. they're transfering it from the tank into their bodies, then into their weapons through the handle
>>149615689
>>149615864
>>149616271
>>149616739
>stalking woomies
I hope they both shoot you
live
I want to sniff Marie's parts.
>Callie: I'm not good with heights... or spinning... or seafood.
>Also Callie: Roller Coasters! The faster and loopier, the better!
what does it all mean?!
>>149619704
Shouldn't you be in a bed by now Callie?
>>149616739
That's 'the look', isn't it?
She wants something.
>>149619952
Callie's a lovable ditz.
>>149622614
she's having fond memories of dropping ink napalm during the war
>>149603030
It's cuteanon, actually it's me that does the drawings too! And thank you!
>>149622807
She's a dangerous squid.
this thread is kinda sad
>>149623503
Can't really argue with that
>>149623503
We need to make Splatoon great again.
How do you browse /ink/? I'm finding that having the page open when I'm bored is rather... boring these days.
>>149624028
How?
>>149624175
I keep it open while I play Splatoon and post between matches
>>149624028
so we need to vote for that octarian with the toupee?
>>149624175
literally always have it open, check it whenever i see a new post
>>149624246
I don't know about you guys but ending the Splatfests seems a step in the wrong direction to me.
>>149624353
Check it in between matches.
During the splatfest I had /ink/ set to auto and set my computer to never fall asleep.
>>149624264
We need to built a wall.Regional Matchmaking
when does maintenance end? anyone know?
>>149624746
>>>/nintendo server status page/
Since the end of the splatfests I have felt like war hero that has come home and can't get adjusted to civilian life.
I need something to fight for.
Guess I'll have to wait for splat2n.
>>149624972
yeah, me too. I guess I've finally gotten tired of splatoon. it sucks that I never got to s+99, but oh well.
>>149624706
but if we biuld the wall and there is no more japs, who are we going to blame for "muh lag"?
>>149625796
eurofag and spics
Marie is cute!
CUTE!
>>149625878
Yeah, them and ruralfags
>>149584535
>Yes, with this I can pretend on LINE that since I took a selfie at the place I'm vacationing overseas and added something like "It's nice and cool here!" I have a real life! That's one goal down!
>Satisfied
>Sometimes, Marie, I have no idea what you're talking about!
>Well, whatever~ Hey
>I think the hotel we have reserved is over here, but uh
>So how do we get there, Marie?
>Cause I dunno
>I...
>Don't know...
Private lobby in 1 minutescarth23
>>149628682
is that... NO,it can't be... THE LITERAL GOD, THE ONE AND ONLY, THE #1 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD,AMERICA'S MOST WANTED, THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE, THE BEST SNIPER TO EVER BLESS THIS SHIT GAME, THE BOSS OF THE GYM, THE-scarth!??!?!?!
>>149629058
sup rainy
>>149628682
4/8
>>149628682
Sure sent even if you are memeing
>>149628682
7/8
>>149584695
>Whether I like it or not, Callie's making it so I have to act like I know French even though I can't read or understand it at all! Before we leave I'll have to say something like "I can use this! I totally know French!" and then skim it! I'll manage somehow!
>TSUKKOMI PRIDE
>I'll manage SOMEHOW!
>Marie?
>...Uh...
>I'm seve... seventy percent sure? *DRIP DRIP*
>This time I'll have to tell her that I've been sweating ever since the concert.
>Uh... This... way?
>Okay!
>Some hours later...
>>149628682
what waht s th im joinin oh boy
>>149628682
>>149630032
>fullalso, who is cixia and why do I have them added?
>played the last 2 splatfests
>didn't turn on splatoon in between them
>mfw I only get the sea snails from the last one
>>149630326
better suck judd's dick
>>149630381
well marie won so I find some consolation in that
>>149630245
I'll let you know if a space opens up. Cixia is the original splatling
>>149630719
that doesn't answer my question at all, but I guess it was a dumb question anyway
>>149629058
I've missed him so much. My FUCKING boy.
7/8
>>149632014
is there still room?
>>149632704
Full atm sorry
>>149632850
;_;
>>149632850
Same, just ate
>>149632850
tell me whenever i can join either here
>you will never be a bigshot like scat
>you will never be able to make a private lobby fill with the snap of a finger
>>149632850
Is there room for mein your heart?
RIP
/ink/
Waifu wars claimed the soul and left nothing but bones.
>>149634210
no, people just left. you dont even browse these theads, scarth
6/8 get in fast
wonder who these dmg up stacking memers are
scarth gouging his eyeballs after that game
sorry
ggs
>>149636407
good games thanks for playign
NYU
>>149636924
i love callie's nyu
it's one of the cutest things in splatoon
>>149638000
Trips confirm
>>149636924
I wanna have sex with Callie strictly in her squid form
>>149605589
had a good chuckle, thanks
is it wrong that im glad all the splatfest posters are gone? i felt left out because i don't have a wiiu yet
>>149639631
not trying to be rude or anything but why are you in the general of a game you dont own? just sincere curiosity
>>149639847
You haven't seen it before? This is the next level of the paltry waifu-poster: "I don't own this game, I just come here for the images".
>>149639847
i found this general by chance. and I always loved the draw friends no matter what thread. they are quite hard to find and /ink/ has the most draw friends i have seen in a general. i also like the squid sisters when i saw them on the OP picture. they're just too cute ^^
>>149640173
that ok then, also
>i don't have a wiiu yet
im not that sure anon, normally i would recommend it without questionthinking you are into nintendo gamesbut the NX is kinda close, next years march, so probably i would wait until the announcement, probably sept-nov
but if you are going to get a wii u there are some excellent games for it
>>149584898
callie can understand foreign languages through sheer willpower and compassion
>We're lost... Sorry, Callie... (How many hours have we been walking...) *sob*
>v Still believes in Marie
>It's fine, it's fine, calm down! Sometimes you can get lost even if you can read the map!
>Hey, there are people over there!
>I might as well give asking them a try!
>From here, go straight down Menori Munya Munya street, take the fifth left you see, go right straight after, if you leave on Ranshiesosu, you should see a bus stop straight after, take the bus with the yellow line on it and you'll get there! Really glad for your guys' kindness! Turns out it's not so far after all!
>You can speak French?
>I don't speak it! It's just that if you pray that they'll tell you while trying your hardest to speak it you get some of it!
>Let's go, let's go!
>That rekindled Marie's love for Callie, sothat night the two of them shamelessly soaked their hotel pillows, THE END
>>149641007
that got lewd quick
>>149641007
>they shamelessly soaked their hotel pillows
What did he mean by this
>>149638000
i want to insert stuff up callies anus
>>149639631
kind of. i didn't realize how shit this general has become until that splatfest made it great again. i almost can't stand it now
>>149642375
leave then
i want to post squids on /nintyg/
>>149642498
i cant
>>149642520
its easy anon just...
Stepping on tiny Marie!!
letting tiny callie hug your thumb!!
>>149642840
Accidentally making toast while Tiny Callie was asleep in the toaster!
>>149642668
I want to put my wii u up for sale so that ill have no reason to come here anymore, but I still have bruce of the willis to look forward to... and I still don't want /ink/ to die. I still hold hope, for some reason
>>149642098
Have you ever had sex so hard that all of your body fluids were converted to your bedsheets?
>>149643593
>callie and marie having hot, sweaty passionate sex on the bed
so simple and yet...
>>149643408
>I want to put my wii u up for sale so that ill have no reason to come here anymore
what the hell is wrong with you
Now that Scarth isn't looking at the thread anymore, any tips on how I should approach him at Squidstorm to ask him out?
>>149644161
first you need to kill his boyfriend
>>149628040
>>149629980
>>149641007
This was a really nice comic, a rare gem from the usual Japanese standards. Thanks for doing this.
>>149643880
Art never
>>149642314
By the fact that she is wearing rompers
I would say you are in luck Anon. She probably would have no problem with that. May even prefer it.
>>149645186
hooray
>>149645186
good memejust kidding, bad meme
>>149645373
is callies butthole a meme
Marie is a pure virgin, Callie isn't
So, I never actually gotten to do anything with my drawing...
And I missed the Splatfest.
So all I can do is draw this quickly
Hopefully they'll have a better theme choice in the sequels.
Oh yeah, i'll keep playing Splatoon, so I'm not dead yet.
callie is small, but she is powerful
her cuteness will let her acquire anything she desires
Really late into the Splatoon bandwagon, is it still worth buying a Wii U just for Splatoon?
Please give me your honest opinion, I'm really sad I missed all the splatfests.
>>149647013
yes, it's a fantastic game on its own
>>149646878
manipulative little cunt
>>149647013
I did, zero regrets. Without question the most fun I've had in a video game, and that fun has never faded.
>>149647013
Of course, but yeah, you pretty much missed out on the biggest attractions the game has to offer. prepare for retarded players on your team, and cancerous, hyper competitve japanese players on the other
>>149647013
> is it still worth buying a Wii U just for Splatoon?
ONLY for splatoon I would say no
the spatfest are over
NX is kinda close
the game is fantastic, dont get me wrong but I would highly recommend you to get splatoon and other games
>>149646878
Why does she have hooves?
>>149639214
wow rude...
>>149645908
>Marie is a pure virgin
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm pretty sure she's pregnant in that pic
>>149647610
No she isn't, she just loves her soft tummy.
>>149647610
And judging by the color of the heart and the ink splotches on her, i'd say it's Callie's baby
>>149647485
I bought other games, never played them. Splatoon is like a game you never grow tired of.
>>149647798
Technically it's whoever donated the sperm's baby, but that's a controversial topic.
>>149647798
>ink splotches
the artist just draws them that way
>>149647496
You made someone laugh! That is an accomplishment some only dream of.
>>149647897
i dont know if its only me but i burned myself if i play a single game for a long period, i need something else to avoid that, except MH3U
>>149648309
Yeah well I just use some PC games for that. Few Wii U games appeal to me.
I want to cum on Marie's spats
>>149648438
Okay, but she won't be wearing them at the time.
i want to cum in callie's shoes
i want to make callie cum
>>149649073
You know Callie would make the cutest sounds during sex
>>149649263
>When you finger your cousin so well that her brain explodes
>#justgirlythings
>>149649253
Probably just 'ow' over and over.
>>149646878
Sitting on tiny Callie!
>>149649687
her first time, i would only want to give callie gentle, loving sex
>>149649885
in the butt
>>149649885
Breeding is excruciating for squids.
post woomies
blinding bangs squid sisters!
>>149650091
nah, not really. they just die right after contributing to the gene pool, out of lifespan coincidence.
besides, squids would probably evolve away something like that in an advanced society.
>>149650167
There are species of squid that can breed multiple times in their lives. It still involves rupturing their abdomen.
You're right though, Inklings =/= squidsquids.
>>149650101
>>149650216
These are not Woomies
>>149650240
>It still involves rupturing their abdomen
now where did you hear that
goodnight callie
i love you
>>149650350
I'm told some species breed externally, with egg sacs, others have to directly penetrate the female to fertilize her, since females don't have vaginas.
Is there any hotglue of callie or marie amiibos/plushies yet?
>>149650491
it's quite interesting. as far as i can remember, shallower squid species will tend to breed by injecting the sperm into a special part of the female's body, with spermatophores coming out of a specific tentacle that is shorter for this purpose. deeper sea squids, on the other hand, will directly slip their tentacles inside the mantle like you said in order to inject their sperm. this is why they usually have longer tentacles.
>>149650612
That guy who wants to cum on Callie's tentacles so bad somehow still hasn't hotglued one.
How ungrateful.
>>149650980
I admire his self control
>>149650612
I have them but am uncomfortable videotaping my penis.
Would you be fine with just the cum pics?
Is there an experience boost too with the added money boost in turf war?
how come we never migrated
>>149653934
I think so, unless you're above a certain level
>>149654280
/nintyg/ doesn't want us
Have the Calliefags killed themselves yet?
>>149654280
/ink/ is very against the idea since /nintyg/ is notorious for the place where dying generals take refuge. In the OP of their general, you'll see all the names of past threads that used to thrive on /vg/.
>>149654837
yes
>>149654674
Good. I don't want those fuckheads either.
>>149654937
Good.
Good
Damage Up with the Tentatek; worthwhile?
>judd gives snails for winning streaks now
Oh, that's good.
>>149655843
Good that there's now no reason to ever play Ranked again?
>turf war is undeniably the best way to level up gear now.
This 1000 point bonus is so so good.
>>149656056
I want to get to S+99
And I lost my S+ earlier because lol splat zones
>>149656676
Too afraid to play S+. Japanese hard(s) is one thing. Japanese Super hard is beyond what my sanity can withstand.
I hope for when Splatoon actually dies as in they don't support multiplayer anymore...
When you start the game.
It shows you of news.
The cousins are not there
It's an empty news room.
The table is there with a folded paper standing on it that has "Thank you for supporting us all this way" written on it.
Judd is still there, but this time awake but laying down looking sad.
When you speak to him he starts talking about that the sisters went away to continue their career as singers
Judd is left there with the other shop ownersand Spykespending their time waiting for the cousins to come back with the wave of squids.
>>149656781
>continue their career as singers
More like went back to fight underground, as new threats emerged.
>Storm's coming Squiddy, and we all best be ready when she does
>>149657181
>spla2oon
>agent 3 has to go save the sisters with the help of agent 4 octoling
>>149657228
>Save the most experienced Squids to date from Octolings, with an Octoling
Dafuq
>>149650429
How hard would it be for them to implement night stages through a day/night cycle? Maps already cycle out every 4 hours. All they'd have to do is set it so after 3 rotations (12 hours) it would load night stages instead, and then after 3 more rotations it goes back to day.
>>149658171
Also timezones...
>>149658546
Maybe they could make it client side.
Every 3 rotations based on your time zone.
>>149658613
Then the better question is what the point would be
>>149658729
Night stages are nice and without Splatfest you'll never see them again?
>>149657228
>Squid Sisters go to play for the Octolings.
>Octolings keep them.
Go save your princesses, Agent 3.
Everybody that uses the Splashomatic needs to FUCKING kill themselves
>>149658902
Does it count if you use the Neo
>it's a pick a charger and get 2 other charger teammates hour.
>>149658758
They look like shit imo, there's a good reason they haven't bothered to implement them normally.
>>149659056
>They look like shit imo
YOU look like shit.
>>149658857
>Implying the sequel won't have you play as Agent 1 and 2 and save Squids captive underground
Where is your vision?
>>149659231
Does Agent 3 get bumped up to Agent 2 now that Agent 1 was purged for choosing the wrong idol?
>>149659345
But Marie is Agent 1's favorite and Callie is Agent 2's favorite. This is common knowledge sonny
does anyone have an high res pic of the hero splattershot?
>>149658171
I think it would be cool if they just made Saturday look like Splatfest. Sort of like having K.K. appear in Animal Crossing at a certain time.
>>149659706
That would also be acceptable.
Of all the memes we've had, this feigning retardation about Agent 1 and 2's real identities is the worst.
>>149659780
>feigning retardation
Yeah right, I bet you think Bruce Wayne is Batman. Fucking conspiracy theorists.
>>149659870
haha epbin xDDD
>>149659780
why?
you know who they are?
>>149659990
I think Agent 1 is Marie's sister, and Agent 2 is Callie's sister
BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY
>>149661632
So Callie has a sister that looks like her cousin Marie?
And Marie has a sister that looks like her cousin Callie?
>>149661845
>enjoy party with squid relations
>have a little too much to drink
>crawl into bed and make sweet love to Callie
>wake up next morning
>It's Marie's sister
Fug.
>>149661845
Here's the spooky part, Agent 1 and 2 are also cousins.
>>149661632
>>149661845
I'm confused.
Yugioh!
>it's another sz museum episode
holy shit wasn't this same shit on yesterday
>>149664889
Museum zones happens all the damn time, like every fourth rotation I think
squib going on a walk. sometimes parents put their kids on reigns when they go out, i'm not sure how that'd work for an inkling though
>>149605810
>>149639214
don't be rude, i thought it was kinda cute
>>149665282
I'm still wondering how Squibs are even able to stand..
>>149665354
They're bottom heavy.
is anyone else suddenly much more interested in playing after splatfest? the new win bonus is making me want to play a lot more
>>149669185
it's fantastic is what it is
Tower Control is misery
>>149671947
super meat grinder ice cream truck control is fun
>>149672318
And easy
The European compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMmyS-TldU0
>>149674235
Just realized how well Marie hits those high notes in this song
>>149674235
>euro version
>240 views
>gook version
>250000 views
Why did Nintendo even bother
>>149674642
The Euro video's been up for 19 minutes, the Japanese video's been up for 3 days. Are you a cretin or just pretending to be retarded?
>Level 26 S+
>>149665282
God damn man, I want to fuck that squib
I don't know what you guys's problem is, the Tentatek is a ton of fun.
Nah /ink/, it's not time to die yet
>>149679387
Please let it die
>>149679513
Why
>>149679741
I want sweet release
>>149679994
Kill yourself
/ink/ will never die because it lives in the heart.
>>149680457
>hugging_Callie&Marie.jpg
That's not hugging, Marie is kneeing Callie in the cooch.
>>149680164
;_;
>>149681064
Don't get mushy, that's the easiest kind of release
Don't tho
>>149665282
i love your squibs
>>149683389
awww
>>149683389
Callie really kept it together when the results came in.
imagine having your life decided by hundreds of squibs against the millions of Inkling elites in the span of 2ish days
then finding out you where way out of your league and are now set for the gallows
>>149684981
what is this retarded meme that the losing sister would be killed
i'll always love callie
>>149685432
And she'll always love us!
>>149685275
With how thorough Marie beatdown Callie, i bet she wishes it had happened, there is no saving her
>>149685432
I want tohaveherhat
>>149685637
I made shitty meme
>>149685637
>20 points
>thorough beatdown
>>149685970
Confirmed for friends, so don't care about the results.
>>149685970
I also made shitty meme
>>149686132
>Nintendo sees the real results
>still wants to include Callie in spla2n
>as a cameo at her minimum wage, dead end job in walleye warehouse
>adjusts scores like judd flips a coin
>>149686457
Why are some Mariefags so hateful of Callie?
Like, what's the psychology behind it?
>>149686457
>they got blown the fuck out
>it was only 20 points
>obviously nintendo adjusted the results
give me my goalposts back
>>149686738
Don't worry about it, you can bet Calliefags would be bantering on if she had won too.
>>149686985
I don't. Mariefags have always been doing this shit, moreso than Calliefags by a long shot.
>>149687402
I guess it can be expected then. A little gloating never hurt anybody. It doesn't make Callie or Marie any less best.
so
anyone wanna teach me how to use a splattershot properly?
>some guy says marie is ok
>salty ramblings of a salty shitter
>some guy says callie should be murdered for losing a splatfest
>a little gloating never hurt anybody
>>149687798
Face the direction the enemies are in, shoot at them until they die, throw Burst Bombs at ones that don't?
>Splatfest reinvigorates my love for the game
>Start today S 0.
>Win, disconnect, disconnect.
>Hello A+ my old friend.
>Immediate win streak back to S 30.
Phew, time to never play ranked now until the Japs sleep (so never).
>>149687635
I think it does, the splatfest proves Callie was a mistake, and her future is uncertain.
why would nintendo keep her around if no one likes her?
happened with a bunch of character and IPs, gonna happen again, but this time there is no one that's really going to miss that background character
>>149688056
That's okay, Turf War is way more profitable now anyway.
>>149688063
shit bait friend
while you may think their waifu is, calliefags are not retarded
>>149688063
Okay, she can be my favorite background character then.And Marie's too.
>>149688056
that is nothing to be proud of
a+ is populated by literal children. all the kids I know are a+
>>149688459
Callie was clearly not Marie's favorite, all those unprovoked attacks and slander Callie spewed forth sealed her fate.
if there was any affectionand there was none, it was gone long before we ever got a glimpse of the squidsisters
>>149689296
>is obsessed with the splatfest results
>didn't even read the bants
shame on you
>>149689296
Take Marie's word for it, not mine.
>tfw dancing for 48 hours straight
>>149689776
>planking
>6 years after planking was cool
late to the meme, callie
>>149691257
marie has just the lewdest thighs
this beatridervoltic nigger is pretty autistic 2bh
fuck mods
squid sistersHOLDING HANDS!
>>149691659
Squid Sisterstouching pussy!
unf, here's one of them rubbing theircheekstogether
ooo, callie, get your hands off of hershoulders, you dirty girl
that is, unless she likes it...
>>149691659
>>149692236
>>149692274
i swear, they can never keep their bodies away from each other
>>149692274
Touching bewbs
marie's never sure how to react to surprise touching...
Callie getting something gooey all over Marie...
Here they just fuck
There is no weapon more satisfying to use than the Rapid Blaster
Handholding
Makes mods shit bricks.
Anyone want to do a squib squad?
>>149694789
haven't 10 on my alt. I'll go play and I should be ready in time for RM
>>149694789
I guess so. ID?
>>149694957
We can turf to get you to 10 or so if you want
>>149695000
SplattyJ
>>149651757
Yeah, do it
>>149695305
Cool, sent. I'd be down for some TW too.
>>149665282
YES, MORE SQUIB GIFS PLEASE, OR JUST SQUIBS
>>149695305
Yeah we're already friends. Join up on me. I'm in turf war right now
>>149695667
Added. Let's turf to help get >>149695713 to 10 and then we can tri squad until we get a 4th squib
>>149695713
I will join as well!
I just remembered there are no guarantees we'll be on the same team in Turf War....
I'm gonna have to leave real quick, forgot I have my sensitivity turned to max.
>>149696113
It's about the FUN
>>149696113
If we aren't on Crimulent's team, we will try to lose on purpose so you get more points to level up faster so we can suib squad sooner.
>>149696542
Good idea.
>>149696542
No need for that. I'll get good
>>149696917
It was not that you aren't good just to speed it up
Ugh I feel so slow without my Run Speed trips.
>>149697340
Takes too damn long before ranked even with the new bonus. Might be burnt out before RM
>>149697707
That's why pick a weapon you can get 1000 turf inked with fairly consistently, so if you win you get 2000 and you'll ;level up in no time. Wear an outfit that stands out so we both know not to kill you so you can keep inking turf.
>>149698120
This; go get yourself the Orange N-Zap, or the Splash-O-Matic.
>>149698498
Not high enough rank for those
>>149698498
Just use the splattershot jr, it paints a lot of turf and has a panic button
This fucking Krakon holy shit
Right I've got the Orange Zap I'm joining back up
>>149698834
>>149698498
>>149699531
How about we meet up in an aera if we're on different teams and keep giving you ink to paint over like how brushes level up? We can do the bottom of rig and one of the sides of museum
>>149699650
That's a good idea, but it might be more worthwhile if we just rig the game so his team wins. You know, try start squid parties and shit.
>>149699871
That works too. Even if one of us squidbags and the other helps him paint a secluded spot that would be even better
I think I'm starting to see the appeal in Squid parties...
Cromulent, if you put a Sprinkler down in some hidden spot, we can shoot around it giving you infinite points.
>>149700737
Yeah, shove it off to the side somewhere out of the way so we can feed you turf
I don't understand the mind of some players. No matter the situation they won't push whether we're in an advantageous position or need a strong push to break their formation. They just won't move forward. The number of times I've seen squids waiting in our ink or sitting on the edge of enemy ink doing nothing is beyond me
>>149700849
Maybe they're afraid to be the ones leading the charge? Or they don't see how they can break through? Still they need to give it a shot instead of nothing, or they'll never learn.
I think I'm gonna have to join in another time, it's getting way too late for me. Good games!
>>149701576
Thats a shame. Post next time youre around and we'll try again
>>149700849
honestly I'm convinced that most people who play multiplayer games in general aren't even sapient
they don't understand cause and effect at all
>>149701967
Probably same time tomorrow.
>>149701316
If it's turf war you gain nothing by not inking enemy turf. Wasting the last 10 seconds trying to get the perfect snipe or ambush is a poor use of everyone's time
In RM painting a path is the lerast you can do unless you're dealing with potential flanks there's no point being behind the carrier
Oh we're halfway there. Oh oh we're living on a Prayer
>>149688992
I'm not even proud. I h8 being stuck here so much. If only I were Japanese or a rank-scummer.
>>149703520
>>149703520
Took me 2 weeks to break back out after deranking and I nearly dropped to A because of how bad the plays were
>>149703272
Really? That's good then
ONE MORE
Trying to decide whether I should edit my gear or not
>>149703713
Wew lad, I've been there. The majority of players really are not the best in any rank below S. The people at the bottom of S rank even piss me off sometimes.
>>149703993
If you're going to squad, you should edit it
Level 10
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>>149704389
ok I'll edit it then we can squad
>>149704748
Take your time I have to edit too
So how many we got for this SQUAD then?
>>149703993
get a load of this scum
>>149705394
Shall we just do RM then
>>149705479
With uni I can't dedicate the time necessary to savescum let alone rolling normally
>>149705651
abilities don't really matter
>>149705651
Yeah, we'll meet up with the new rotation that has rainmaker.
>>149705803
I can play without them but why bother when it's easier with them. I don't need them but I want them
Wake up, /ink/
>>149708030
what's up nerd
>>149708030
I'm always awake.
>>149708030
#STAYWOKE
>>149708153
>>149708162
>>149708425
You are the light. Our light that must shine upon Splatoon once again
Rainmaker squib squads. Any rank welcome to join but preferably a low rank. NNID SplattyJ
>>149709878
On my way
>>149703993
>>149704389
>>149704748
>>149705394
>>149706049
this is honestly disgusting
is this what the new meta is?
>>149710214
>>149709878
I'm here. Ready when you are
>>149709878
Glory be!
After one year!
A chance at squading
>>149709878
Do i need a squib account?
>t-the game is dead
then why are you still here
>>149710520
Not necessary but recommended.
>>149710437
>>149710392
>>149710214
Adding now
Don't have any friend requests, so send them to SplattyJ now so we can start shortly. Any rank and level welcome but preferably low level or alts.
>>149710630
We're already buds you helped me to 10 earlier
>>149710319
The meta is more fluid now than ever.
To the people in the squad lobby, wait there if I leave because I'll be back as soon as I accept friend requests.l
>>149710940
I..?
dem thighs
splatoon 2 is gonna have a caramel vs vanilla splatfest
I was hoping we would have more people by now, but looks like we can twin squad while we wait.
>>149711590
On my way!
>>149711042
Actually got a third, so waiting for one more for squib squad. Ignore >>149711590
>>149711590
make it and I'm in
>>149711737
Doesn't seem very squib
>>149711876
Squib in name only. Waiting for one more squib or honorary squib, add nnid SplattyJ
>>149711876
I don't have an alt account sadly.
Never squaded before anyway
and another cute for good measure
i love drawings of the squid sisters prototypes, especially the ones that aren't of the donut collar ones (love that one too, but there's already enough art of it in my opinion)
Waiting for one more for Rainmaker squib squad. Add SplattyJ and let me know once you sent a request so I can accept. Any rank and level welcome just come on in and don't give up
>>149711732
>>149711758
Alright squad, rejoin and I'll make a Tri squad till we get a 4th squib who wants some rainmaker fun.
>>149712603
Tri is Die but nothing to lose
>>149712714
Yep yep. Might as well do something while we wait for a 4th
>>149712603
Uh oh...
And I thought japs were faggots but these people take the cake
>>149711334
>>149711570
Will it have noses?
>>149712764
this why we should have been all squib.
I might as well just add you on my normal account if this is what we're doing
>>149713423
It doesn't matter, just get back in here so we can play.
>>149713505
I didn't sign up for this. I can get all this and more on my normal account.
>>149713621
what is even happening?
>>149713621
Part of the reason to have squib accounts was because people didn't want to share their nnid, so it isnt just for low levels. We dont have enough people for a full squib squad, so relaxd and try to have fun with what we got
>>149713923
A single S+ even a 4 man squad with 3 squibs guarantees you'll face pure S+ teams. It's well documented
The fact we're also a tri-squad with a very strange weapon comp isn't helping
https://www.destructoid.com/i-feel-personally-responsible-for-callie-s-loss-in-the-final-splatfest-376779.phtml
>Still, I think all of us on Team Callie can hang our heads in shame today, as it is 100 percent our fault that our chosen Squid Sister landed on all ends of the loss column. On top of all that, it looks like Team Callie also failed to win the popularity contest among Destructoid readers as well. We failed, guys. We failed. We're the real problem with this country.
confirmed
>>149714234
Fuck this shit. I'm going to play solo queue on my normal account.
We'd have had a more fun time twinning
>>149714243
I guess i'll just leave the,n since my rank is pulling us down
>>149714867
I don't have a problem squading with you, you are welcome to twin with me.
>>149714841
Look, we don't have enough low levels to play. If we had it might be a different story
callie!
i would like to give her a peck on the cheek
>>149717173
she needs a good slap
>>149717523
on the ass, because damn it's good.
>>149717673
no on the face with a stern talking to after that she needs to grow up
>>149718000
>being edgy enough you want to slap someone for being "less mature" than you
maybe you need to grow up
tfw level 4
Callie is evolution.
Evolution is Callie.
>>149719331
get to level 10 so you can squib squad
>>149720312
it's true, you know
callie is just inkling... perfected
>>149724396
is there a source for this
>>149724483
i wish, got it from an anon who posted it on imgur
saucenao and GIS give nothing
uncensored version is here if it's any consolation
http://i.imgur.com/5PYcS5A.jpg
>>149724754
>>149724396
>futa
disgustin
>>149725120
>>149725319
i was only pretending to be retarded haha;_;ha
bye ;_;
I want Marie to force me to masturbate in front of her while she watches expressionlessly.
>>149725120
>Goes to 4chan
>Is disgusted by futa
>Goes anyway
Don't worry Anon, it's an acquired taste. You'll get it soon enough.
>>149728118
>been going to 4chan for years
>have several futafag close friends
>hang out in chats with multiple futafags and watch them occasionally talk about futa
>still disgusted by futa
liar
i apologize for giving you guys the short end of the stick here, i truly do, but i've been so far behind due to circumstances beyond my control for so long, and being like this is making me nervous, which kills my motivation because it makes it seem so daunting...
so i'm going to have to keep the content in my posts catching up to today to a minimal. i'll give translations for text in the image, the mammemmi's name, the day it may be celebrating, and any artist comments, but i will not be doing any research or making extensive comments.
sorry...
this mmmimimi celebrates pearl anniversary day! despite 7-11's presence in japan, they somehow haven't managed to book 7/11 as a holiday... or maybe it was just too obvious.
this mmemimima has gotten herself cozy for western style kitchen utensil day! sounds a bit specific to me... but there's always something to be celebrated in cultural difference!
eggs might be warm and soft, but i dunno if they're the best resting place. for one, you might find yourself waking up covered in goopy, sticky yolk.
>>149728698
>making me nervous, which kills my motivation because it makes it seem so daunting
I know this feeling all too well. I don't how to get over it myself otherwise I'd offer advice
>>149728118
been here for 8 years and still haven't got it
I think you're lying
>>149728965
>covered in goopy, sticky yolk.
this memimimema looks to be in a bit of pain... for occult celebration day? what does this have to do with the occult, you might ask?
well, i couldn't tell you, even with google! maybe the mystery is supposed to be the scary part... or perhaps just the muscle pain.
>>149729310
go to your room
>>149728356
>have several futafag close friends
Not true. I don't have any friends at all.
>still disgusted by futa
It is the DISGUST itself that arouses me.
>>149587969
You got slapped for telling someone you love them? That's rough man
>>149729281
Good for you.
I never wanted to know that I am "into" futa.
>>149587585
I want a sister
july 13th was also naisu (nice) day, so as a bonus, sameanko also drew a.... naisu, i guess!
it's a bit strange, but there's nothing wrong with extra drawings.
to be honest, i get a bit carried away with booyahs! i do them at the beginning of every match, when we're about to win, when i save someone, when someone saves me, when someone gets a multisplat... it might be a bit of a problem. but never too much of a good thing, huh?
>>149729472
>>149729792
i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about but you're retarded
for sunflower day, this mimmamen seems to have picked a few herself... and it looks like she has the beauty to match!
sunflowers have always been a popular plant to anthropomorphize in media. sunflora? sunflower kids? optic sunflower? a little more variety is always nice.
>>149730030
Fear boners Anon.
The fear and disgust of futa are what do it for me.
Meaning I am not "into" futa itself but the fear it provides.
this mmmimame tries to clean her games for famicom day. if you ever wondered whether cartridge-blowing was just a western practice... wonder no longer! it's still not very good for the cartridge, though...
the NES collector's edition looks really cool! i don't think it should be called that, considering it's not actually an NES, and it's not exactly for diehard fans... but still, $60 for 30 quality games is a steal! even if it is kind of a glorified plug-n-play.
>>149731309
>if you ever wondered whether cartridge-blowing was just a western practice
It is? Game Center CX lied to me
>今日はシオカラ集会所に行ってきました!
>today, i went to the shiokara meeting hall!
this memamaman must be a big fan of the squid sisters! the shiokara meeting hall looks really interesting... they have squid sisters themed food! it's on floor b2f of niconico headquarters. you can choose a colored drink to pledge allegiance to a squid sister! but, only for two more days...
still, it's interesting and is worth a look! check it out at http://news.dwango.jp/2016/07/08/96442/j-pop/
>>149732569
So what team it Manmenmi? They better not be a traitor Calliefag
>>149732569
another cool thing about shiokara meeting hall! they have a wall there where they'll give you a slip of paper, and you can make a drawing of your favorite sister that they'll put up!
guess that means sameanko is team marie, ehehe...
they also have a chalkboard where you can draw just about anything!
as of july 21st, though, someone slightly drew over this mammemmi... how tragic!
>>149733481
That shark is going to touch Marie's maries!
>>149733481
Marie confirmed to be best sister, had a twitter artist making art in her name for over a year
Callie got nothing like she deserves
>>149690042
s-six years?!
>>149733759
Why do Mariefags feel the need to spew their hate at every opportunity
>>149733896
feels bad to be old, eh?
>>149733759
Marie is reading your comment,
she is really sad,
because she loves her cousin and wouldn't know what to do without her.
>若あゆ好き!
>i like wakaayu!
wakaayu is a sort of japanese pastry. it's made of gyuhi, a dough created from glutinous rice, sugar and syrup! it's then stuffed with red bean paste, formed into a fish and baked!
as you can see, it is specifically formed to resemble a fish! don't confuse it with taiyaki, the other red bean paste-filled japanese pastry made to resemble a fish, though...
im realizing that /ink/ is the only source of "meaningful" interaction with other people that i have these days. and one of the only sources of happiness
hmm
callie cooks takoyaki and raps
>>149734973
i know that feel
>>149734973
Pretty sad since it's mostly full of attention whores like drawfags and translatorfag
>>149734973
we won't forget you, anon. even when we are swallowed up by /nintyg/
>>149735212
yeah, it makes me sad that the /ink/ that I loved is pretty much dead>implying that im not an attention whore in disguise
>>149735358
But you don't know who he is. What, are you going to print his post and frame it in your Splatoon room?
>>149735538
right next to his framed picture ofscarth
>>149735671
>not having a picture of Tia feet
>>149735212
>any of those people
>attention whores
>>149735781he's right thoI still love them.
How do i spoiler words?
>>149735884
>he's right tho
...No?
>>149735781
>people who respond to everyone that replies to them
>not attention whoring
>>149736374they always blog about their personal lives, which are unrelated to splatoon. even translator anon. i dont have a problem with it, but it it definitely comes off as attention whoring, even if they dont mean it
>>149736576
sorry anon
DED game
Spla2n when?
>>149736731
DONT APOLOGIZE. I don't have a problem with it. I do the same shit, anyway.i actually kinda enjoy it because i can pretend that you're my friend
>>149736825
If all the drawfags blog about their lives on /ink/ for the next two year (so basically keep the general as is), then Nintendo will release it.
>>149734973
>>149735480
>>149735884
>>149736576
>>149736881
>>149737017
ill leave now
this mmimmema goes under the sea for ocean day! even if you can't swim, i guess sealife is still easy to appreciate. there's tons of neat stuff down there! they might be unpopular, but i really like deep sea stuff, too. then again, i think most things in nature are cute!
>>149739667
>i think most things in nature are cute!
>>149740071
okay, i take that back. i probably wouldn't call most deep sea stuff "cute" just by definition. but i'm definitely fascinated with them! i love to learn about them, and appreciate them. the vampire squid is really cool! its mouth is so unique.
for example, did you know that the vampire squid's teeth aren't actually for eating? they're called cirri, and they're just for scaring away predators! when one comes close, they'll adopt something called the "pineapple" gesture, and stretch their arms over their head to look like they're fearsome and surrounded by spikes! in reality, they're not predators at all, and only feed on detritus.
>>149740897I think things that are effectively harmless trying to be scary are cute
>>149742092
like octolings
>>149742092
i agree!
roar!!!
>>149742361
eat shit degenerates
>>149739667
Why are the manta or sting rays? He drew them in another one before and I miss them.