/ink/ - Splatoon General

>tfw best squid sister in op never
stay salty calliefags

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wemmy

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This is a Marie thread

>>149906426
you're the one who's always complaining

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Friends with Octolings!

>>149906542
Nobody likes Octolings except you

>>149906660
this tbqfh

>>149906276
>60's kids book style woomy
That's qt as fuck

>>149906660
this

>>149906660
Holy shit this. My neck is sore from agreeing so much.

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Why the hell didn't they switch Octoshot to Wasabi's loadout when first Sheldon's Picks rolled out? It's pretty much exactly what Octarians use, splat bombs and inkstrikes.

>once all of /ink/ was on hands and knees hoping for playable octolings
>now everybody hates them
what happened
how is neo-/ink/ so gay

>>149907043
nobody who isn't a transwhale pretending to be a dolphin wanted playable octolings you illiterate nigger

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>>149906836
>you will never taste callie's funhole
why even live
>>149907043
nope, it was still just about 2 guys back then

>>149907043
>going against based woomies and Squid Sisters
I think we know who the real shitter here is.

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Threadly reminder to always stay on topic and actually talk about the game and not just about soulless waifus you love so much

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>>149907043
They realised that simply adding playable octolings is shallow. Octos have that kind of mysterious aura about them, and if they add them just as a third gender option, it'll demystify them by making them common (because let's face it, they'll quickly outpopulate male inklings). Adding them as a PVE element is even worse. An octoling singleplayer may be fun if they dig deeper into lore, though.

>>149907643
Son, they're even less iconic than the standard Octotrooper. There is little to no reason for them to do anything with them.

>>149907149
Which of her funholes though?

>>149907643
it's not that deep senpai
people liked octolings but started to hate them once octofags started spamming shit every single thread

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>>149907887

>>149907928
Nobody ""liked"" Octolings, they just liked their midriffs. Everything else about them, from their hair to their eyes to their teeth, is completely trash.

>>149907928
just like how people liked squid sisters and then hated them once the thread became only about them.

>>149907595
>751st post
nice one

>>149907989
Wow, this artist is almost as good as robysnake!

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>>149908056
Thanks

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>>149908040
good one

Is anybody from /ink/ attending North America's most prestigious Splatoon LAN, SQUIDSTORM?

>>149908269
>implying you could ever get me to visit the shithole that is Chicago.

>>149908360
i have to go down to chicago this december
is it really that shitty

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I want to be able to wear a Slosher as a hat.

>>149909084
>young spaghetti claiming the nearby area in the name of the fuhror, the untermensch children terrified of the immense arsenal he's carrying to cleanse the area of inferiority

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>>149910124
Aww.

>>149910124
Marie's a bad liar, she always wanted to win, and there is no ice cream for losers

>>149910124
Where the fuck are their noses?

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>>149910124
Poor thing. Nevermind the wins, knowing that as a matter of census that you're not as popular despite your best efforts, even if by only a small margin, can't be a very nice feeling.

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>>149910124
cute, but where'd you get this from?
first time it's been posted on /vg/ according to fireden
>>149910309
anon, the squid sisters love each other
>>149910598
i don't think callie would care too much, honestly
if she's anything like other nice people i know, her goal isn't popularity, but simply to bring a smile to people's faces
and if she did for 46% of people, well, i'm sure she'd be ecstatic
i'm happy to cause even one

So with the SquidSisters broken up, do you think Marie would keep Callie around as a punching bag? maybe loan her out during splatfests as a carnival attraction? like 1000 coin dunk tank, or a moving target for a inkturret minigame?

>>149910949
mariefags are fucked up
>inb4 muh gloating

>>149911062
how can calliefags still be so butt blasted about canon?

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>>149910839
It still wouldn't leave you very motivated to know that even though you try your best to stay optimistic and make people happy, you aren't as liked as your cousin. Especially since she doesn't even try to make people like her. Whether that bothers you or not.

>>149910949
I'd like to be Marie's punching bag...

>>14990620
I used to main it, but it got boring. it sucks that most other weapons aren't as versatile. the game kind of punishes you for trying to use any other weapon... until you git gud with that weapon, I guess.

>>149910949
>So with the SquidSisters broken up
You fags don't even play the game do you?

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>>149911261
But it's canon that they're the best of besties.

>>149910839
artist is sallymon, @Enecoobot on twitter, enecoo on tumblr.

>>149911326
Assuming you mean the Tentatek.
Versatility just means it's strong in a lot of situations, but not that it's overpowered. If I'm honest I'd rather it have something other than Suction Bombs, such as Beakons or Point Sensors. Suction Bombs just eat up too much ink.
If anything a much more versatile, and much more overpowered weapon would be the Carbon Roller. Literally lethal at any distance.

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>>149911292
callie is always a cheerful girl. i doubt her mood would be extensively hampered by the fact that she's slightly less popular than her cousin loves her very much.
besides, it's not as if results mean total love. all of that 46% could have an undying adulation for callie, while the rest are all just fans who are "meh" on the squid sisters and chose marie because they thought she told a few funny jokes.
not saying that's the case, but there are a lot of possibilities. i don't think callie would lose motivation when it's something so minor and so unknown, especially when she's got her cousin and grandpa to support her the whole way through.

>>149911850
being strong in most situations is kind of an issue when the game revolves around a stage rotation, which is put in place to prevent people from using the same weapons over and over...

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>>149912156
I know I know, I'm not saying she'd be upset about it. It would just be a demotivational thought to dwell on. Nobody likes being second best.

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>>149911850
>much more overpowered weapon would be the Carbon Roller

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>>149911580
They're our long lost drawanon!

>>149912632
I wish they'd come back ;_;

>>149912429
>The Carbon Roller isn't overpowered
eat a cock, bum

>>149912632
so it was really him, I asked but he never answered.

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always wanted to try onigiri
>>149912632
oh, i always wondered where they'd gone!
well, that's one vanishing drawfriend down

>>149912156
Callie can't function on her own, the squidsisters was the only thing she was good at, now that she fucked up, learned she wasn't even popular in squidsisters and got herself kicked out, there is nothing for her, the splatfest revealed she can't continue as an idol because she lost the few fans she did have, she's too clumsy to work anywhere as revealed by Marie's comment on her breaking everything she touches

she's better off face down in a ditch

>>149913027
>she lost the few fans she did have
I WILL NEVER LEAVE CALLIE

>>149912429
he's kinda right, though. anyone can do well with that weapon. you're really good at the game? use carbon and win! really bad? use carbon! it's piss fucking easy, but it isn't limited by anything (jr is limited by it accuracy for example)

>>149912980
I hear a bunch of them made their own discord headed by babthud

>>149913197
Nah that's just a myth.

>>149913197
that's just an urban myth
babthud stopped coming to 4chan over a year ago

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fancy vs costume was a lovely splatfest. so much good art made, especially of fancy dress callie.
>>149913027
imagine being so hateful you feel the need to write things like this out
>>149913285
>>149913349
that guy's just a shitposter anon
i don't think anyone actually ever believed in that discord nonsense

>>149887605
>muh fun ;__;

kill yon self

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>>149912632
This is what the average Splatoon player looks like

>>149906660
i dont like octolings

i LOVE octolings!

>>149913567
what the fuck
this manly ass big ass sexy mother fucker draws the most pleasant, cute shit you'll ever see. he's living the dream.

I'm doing it wrong
we're all doing it WRONG

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>>149913567
what terrible taste in heroes, glad he's gone

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not much to say here, other than
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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but above all else, besides wins or losses, just remember...
squid sisters forever!

>>149915327
They're easily my favorite Nintendo characters, no question.

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>>149915587
the same for me. from all the design documents, it's obvious that the splatoon team put so much time and thought into the design of these two cousins.
i think it paid off.

>>149916338
the fucking noses

>>149916406
Noses are overrated.

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>>149916406
who cares

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>>149916338
The fact that we're able to argue and gossip for so long about every little aspect of them proves how effective they are as characters, and symbols of the game.
Everything about them is perfect; their designs, their contrasting personalities, their songs, their lore, their backstories; it all adds up. The sole icing on the cake for me is that it's revealed not only are they your average pretty pop stars, but are also dedicated warriors behind the scenes. That serves to make them so much stronger and interesting.
If Nintendo does make a new game and decides to sideline or replace them, they'd have to be out of their fucking minds.

>>149917046
>but are also dedicated warriors behind the scenes.
what?
am I missing something?

>>149917346
Oh, didn't you know? Callie and Marie are secretly Agent -1 and Agent 2 and a half.

>>149917346
he's making shit up again. it's just his (objectively SHIT and WRONG) headcannon

>>149917618
haha epbik funny joke haha MEEM xD!!

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little mrie

>>149918261
I want to have cute with Marie

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either those markers are gigantic or this artist is DAMN FINE at coloring

>>149919485
>those microscopic white dots
how
how
how

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV6PQmSddcI
>Years late meme
>More than a dozen pieces of stolen uncredited artwork
>Description is instead filled with shameless advertising
Hum.

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>87 posts
>14 unique posters

>>149919985
What a pleasant pile of cancer.

>>149920769
So there are twice as many people in this thread as the discord? Shocking

>>149920769
>and they aren't even talking about the game

sad to see /ink/ fall so far

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What kind of relationship do the Squid Sisters have with their grandfather?
On one hand, they seem very worried for him when he gets kidnapped. They do everything in their power to get him back, and seem very concerned for him.
>Don't you ever worry your granddaughters like that again!
>Agent 3! Take care of Gramps for us, 'kay?
On the other hand, they don't seem to prioritize him over their celebrity lives. When you replay against Octavio, they don't seem very sorry about missing Squidmas, which may or may not be an extremely significant cultural holiday in the squid universe.
>Hey, um, Gramps? I don't think I can make Squidmas this year.
>Yeah, we're filming our holiday special on Squidmas morning!
They also don't seem to maintain deep contact with him...
>I think he's just lonely. We should probably give him a call soon.
>But Gramps doesn't have a phone. We'll have to send a telegraph.
...Or feel above belittling him, even if it's at his appreciation.
>Cuttlefish: Turn it up! It's the SQUID SISTERS!!
>So embarrassing...
>Do we have to take away your crabby cakes, Gramps?
I feel bad for the guy. He really tries his hardest with his two granddaughters but they don't show a lot of affection for him.
Maybe it's more toned down in the JP/EU versions? Any EU players care to give testimony? Or any players period their thoughts on the whole thing?

>>149921336
this is some advanced shitposting

>>149921761
hey that's my phrase
>>149921336
just seems like a normal teenager/father relation. I was the same way

>>149921761
Not shitposting, I just love the idea that the Squid Sisters are still very affectionate and loving towards their grandfather.

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>>149921925
I guess. They don't seem to be exactly teenagers, though - by now, they should have reached the emotional maturity to realize how much they owe their grandpappy.

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>hey this is a fun rotation
>endless perfect e-litres stop every advance in under a second

>>149923337
holy lord! a post about the game! that may be the 1st out of 97!

>>149923487
Holy lord! A post completely unrelated to the game! That may be the 96th out of 97!

>>149913159
Range and inability to ink stuff at a distance are Carbon's limiters. It's really nothing more than a punisher, and anything starting with SoM can splat it before it comes close enough.

>>149923337
i have always wondered how jap snipers see us

>>149923337
You need divine intervention. Like, a coordinated special galore to wipe the suckers out. That's what "To me!" button is for, guys, if people use it- group up and get ready to push, and don't hestitate to use it yourself.

Man sod this. I took an e-litre because fire with fire and all that, traded with the guy on the other team using one, and it turns out there was another one hiding right behind him.

It's like the nips knew they had to bring two. At least we won that one.

>>149924504
I've occasionally got in the e-litre groove back when I was playing three or four hours every day, and honestly it just feels a bit mean. It's fun as hell pulling off whip shots and being the immovable wall, but it's not like it's through any fault of the opposing team.

I wish I could get back there, at the moment I'm just playing "trade with the other e-litre" and hoping my team is good enough to beat the other three.

>>149924504
I always wondered how the gooks could aim at anything with those slanty ass eyes.

>miss four shots on the rainmaker at close range

Embarrassing.

>>149925610
That's why they jump to shoot. They can only see a small horizontal strip of the screen, so they slit scan the vertical aim.

>>149924657
hey i used to do that wih a friend of mine in bc2. smart isnt it?

So when is /ink/ gonna start hosting their own sorta-like Splatfests? I'm sure you're autistic enough to host some in private games

>>149927182
Autistic posting about sisters is completely different to autisticly playing the game

>>149919689
You cover the parts you don't want splattered, get a toothbrush, dip it in white paint, put on a glove and spread the bristles. Easy and effective. Looks like they might have used a white ink pen for the hair though.

>>149919485
What the fuck. A full set of those markers is like a grand and a half.

>>149928168
Yes, and?...

>>149928168
looks like they're worth it

>>149928718
I was surprised to learn of the high value of something I'd assumed to be generally cheap and disposable. What's your problem?

>>149929289
I think he thought you meant "what the fuck is his person doing using these expensive markers on squid sister art." I thought that too desu.

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why doesn't the game load her shoes at first after clearing a level?

>>149929903
mmm dem kankles

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>>149913567
>>149912632
I remember this drawfag. I gave him the idea to use a toy plane for the cars vs plane splatfest drawing. Makes me remember of the 9/11 and bane miiverse posts.

>>149929903
because DUDE LOLIS LOL

>>149929729
Oh, fair enough. My bad.

>>149928718
>get a load of these poorfags eh guv

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This fucking guy was insufferably lethal. It was like playing against a zwee fighter.

>>149933062
How long do you think he scummed those for?

>>149933323
5 minutes

>First dunk in two and a half hours

Christ.

>>149933323
>on brand

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fuck this gun

holy shit, tentatek is crazy good
i think i'll still use ssp though

>>149937704
The only thing I don't like about the tentatek are the suction bombs. I prefer the more aggressive style of burst bombs.
Burst bombs + bomb rush =
DIE FAGGOTS

>drawanon draws your woomy
>turns out they're a bad artist

b-based

>>149938113
if you want your squid drawn well, then learn to draw faggot

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>>149937934
Me too, I also like Burst Bombs by being able to instantly paint my feet in a crisis. But I feel so vulnerable to Chargers without Inkzooka... if only there were another way...

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>>149938113
at least they drew your squid ;_;

>>149920930
twice as many as in callie fan's secret circlejerk, maybe

>>149938829
I could count on my two hands the amount of active users in the discord

>>149938964
>moving the goalposts
you'd also be wrong, but you won't admit to that

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>>149921336
EU is pretty much identical.
Still, have a listen to the last track of the Squid Sisters album, when they meet up with him backstage. It's very obvious that they love the old codger to bits.

>>149939065
yeah I regretted that post as soon as I made it... shoulda read the thread better.
>you'd also be wrong
hm?

>>149938619
I'm not really a fan of the inkzooka. Narrow shot width and shot delay makes me feel vulnerable.
Also I just have massive problems with recoil. Can't tell you how many times I have suicided from recoiling off the edge.

>>149940645
im too drunk to be posting

>>149940589
What you do is activate it but keep swimming. If you fire while swimming, you automatically pop up and fire at full power. This means once you have a central area covered you can swim back and forth, instakilling any enemy squids or Chargers that come into your line of sight.

>>149940962
Appreciate the advice Anon.

what would be better:
being able to change weapons without leaving the lobby or being able to change them during a match, maybe only after being splatted?

>>149942248
Between games in the lobby.
Otherwise you can bet you'd see people switching to E-Liters and shit the very second they get sniped.

>>149942248
changing weapons during match would be pointless because
>short as fuck matches
>proper team composition doesn't matter as much because this game doesn't have different classes or anything
changing weapons while in the lobby is something that I've wanted since launch, though. you can do it in squads!

xd im friday im so randumb dood
ps splatoon

>>149942889
The shitposting in this thread is getting less and less coherent with every day after the Splatfest.

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>>149943509

Everything is dying, even the shitposting

how long until the /owutg/ vultures finally move in and devour what little remains of this general

>>149943807
That game is complete shit though.

>>149942889
you said that he left not too long ago

>>149944123
didn't stop them

>>149943807
>owutg
overwatch undertale general?

>>149945198
Oh woomy;universal tummy general

>>149945878
that sounds nice
how can we hasten this takeover process?

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So many things about this angers me. I'd still whimwham her woomy though.

>>149945949
Post woomies with exposed tummies.

>>149946213
>brush main
>no scum
>s rank
>600000

As shit as her drawing is, you REALLY can't complain tbqh

>>149946416
I don't have many since I don't usually go looking it. people usually get mad when I post that kind of stuff, anyway.

>>149946608
only pedo images
you're not a pedo, are you anon?

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>>149946893

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Th-thanks, Spike

>>149947423
I used to have shoes like that. the ika set is great for the rapid baster! too bad the hat kinda sucks

>>149947423

Not bad

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>>149910124
the best squids

>>149947521

Yeah, the tunic's pretty sweet too. I'm gonna try it out with either the custom jet squelcher or the L-3 nozzlenose-D tomorrow.

>>149948357
As if any could compare

>>149948357
no longer relevant*

>>149948838
Nobody knows your lame Squid, but everybody knows them, so nah

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Marie laughs at your lack of fresh.
Get fresh or get out.

>>149949238
There must be at least ten images of Marie with money between her Marie's

>>149949408
I have 4.

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we really need more images of human callie
and her thick, black, luscious hair

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>>149949829
This is my favorite human Callie.

>>149949829
>>149950060
Every time I see it, she just looks like Haruhi with funny eyes.

>>149950579
literally fucking who

>>149950896
re-fucking-volting

>>149949829
Would you rather human Callie be real and she's guaranteed to like you, or live in the Inkling universe where Callie Callie is real but you're just another ordinary nobody Squid?

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>>149951958
oh god, the first a million times
that would be my dream
we would play games and go to cafes and shop together and talk for hours and hhhhhhhhh

>>149950678
Google it you lazy cunt

>>149952256
But with Squid Callie you could do cool shit like cut off her hand and it'll have grown back within a week. And she has two extra hearts. And she has tentacles. Human Callie ain't got squat.

inklings will get into smash before octolings become playable

>>149945198
Yes

>>149952553
Sma5h will come out before Spla2n

>>149949829
Where's human marie?

>>149952476
anon, callie is not gonna let a nameless stranger cut off her hand.
>keep it, i can sign it for you too if you'd like
both hair and tentacles have got their own perks, though
but i think i prefer hair

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>>149952553
Inklings bring their Octoling friends along to Smash 5
Octarians as a whole become playable in spla2n, Octolings for turf and octarians for the new tower defense minigame!

>>149952612
Half Life 3 will come out before Spla2n

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>>149952698
here you go
>>149952553
i sure hope so

>>149952839
Beautiful.
Post the lewd one.

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Callie about to gobble up a delicious hamburger

>tfw no squids with red hair

>>149952553
>implying octolings wouldnt be a skin
Who am i kidding, smash devs never think of cool shit like that, plus samurai is basically retired so we can't even blame him

>>149952839
>Those legs
>That hair
>That shy-girl sweater
Marie for me!

I want to go on a double date with Callieanon!

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another one
>>149952926
fine
http://i.imgur.com/isNv3Rp.jpg
>>149952975
cute! how'd you pose her like that?
>>149952984
they had alph and the koopa kids in smash, there's a lot of neat stuff
sorry your precious octolings will never be playable

>>149952978
Next game, when species are introduced. Humboldt Squid turn bright red when they attack.

>>149953062
>going on a double date with your cousin
uh

>>149953220
I'm not your cousin!

>>149953113
excuse me, koopalings

>>149953113
with some wires, one to hold up the burger and another to keep the arms up

>>149953113
hnnnnng
>link
HNNNNNNNG

>>149953201
>next game reveals that there's going to be a new powerful mastermind villain siding with the octos
>he picks the octarians shit up and makes them a military powerhouse and an actual threat
>octolings are now gray fox-esque ninjas
>throughout the game he's hyped up
>at the very end he's revealed
>he's a human that survived like how Judd did

>>149953220
It's not unheard of. Sisters go on double dates all the time, even mothers and daughters do.

>>149953603
If they pulled a Human Ex Machina that would be absolutely retarded.
Besides, while it's confirmed, it's only subtly hinted that humans are extinct through secrets and lore. Nintendo hasn't the balls to make global annihilation a plot point in its color shooter.

>>149950579
That just means Callie is godly

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>>149953782
>it's only subtly hinted

>>149953823
The golden plus-sign eyes are a symbol of Squid Ascension, Callie and Marie are gods by divine right

>>149953902
Yes it is, they don't tell you at the games start 'btw all the people are dead squids replaced them'. In fact it's only mentioned through the last three Sunken Scrolls and some of the Splatfest banter.

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How many generations of /ink/ have there been?

>>149949829
>hair
BORING

>>149954050
>they don't tell you at the games start 'btw all the people are dead squids replaced them'
why the hell would they? is anything but that considered subtle now?
>With creatures of the surface driven to extinction by rising sea levels, the ancestors of Inklings were free to haul their 10-legged bodies up onto the abandoned land.

>>149954050
>I wanna ride a human!

I STILL can't believe that got through, the fucking madmen

>>149954168
3 or 4

>>149952825
don't say that ;_;

>>149954221
The Sunken Scrolls are very subtle parcels of lore. The great majority of the game focuses fully on Squids and their sports.

>>149954350
What do you hope to gain by posting this shit? If you're gonna spam shitty art at least spam art of characters that people like.

>>149954379
you've got to be fucking kidding me

>>149954496
Calm down. Unless you activately seek out the scrolls you'd never know about the tragic background of the Splatoon world. For that reason I consider it subtle.

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>>149954474
Alright then.

>>149954790
>octocuck can't read
what a surprise

>>149952978
Isn't Annie good enough?

>>149953603
that sounds like a good idea, not very original but not bad
except the part of the human
why would octos follow a simple human?

>>149955294
desperation and retardation

>>149955294
One could argue that Octarians have more advanced technology than we do.

>>149954272
Kek she said she wanted to ride a Dinosaur

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>>149955294
Humans are the closest intelligence wise to Octarians, equally bad at combat but with the knowledge of the old world, the human might be seen as a god, bringing back life to the machines the Octarians unearthed when building the spheres

how do you DO IT, /ink/

>>149956026
And all he had to do was live in isolation for 12 000 years

are inksquids snuggly

>>149956703

Yes

>>149956703
>no bones
>soft tentacles
like you wouldn't imagine

>>149956026
I highly doubt it
if we considered that humans are extinct the most advanced technology we had was cryogenics
octarians already mastered more advanced technology than that, possibly antigravity with their flying saucers

>>149957341
Yet somehow their troops are all garbage.
What a world.

>>149957447
octarians are fuckin nerds. they can make these huge machines, but when you put a gun in their hands, they wuss out.

>>149957341
And think of the Killer Wails, and autonomous mechs, and that type of shit.

>>149956904
>>149956930
okay but are they cold and slimy

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So this is how Mariefags imagine the Squid Sisters.

>>149957668
doesn't matter
soft and cuddly trumps everything

>>149957745
anon, if they're cold and slimy, they are not cuddly
they're probably not soft, either

>>149957447
>>149957507
trying really hard to give octarians some kind of credit, maybe the war was worst than we thought and the only survivors didnt had any kind of militar knowledge

>>149957703
>marie jealous of callie's soft tentacles
>has to compensate with a soft body
holy shit look at those arms
>>149957815
don't crush my dreams...

>>149957703
To be honest it's pretty damn hard to cosplay the squid sisters and look good doing it at the same time, even nip cosplayers have a hard time doing it

>>149957703
>cottage cheese tub hat

not necessarily a bad idea, but the juxtaposition is lel

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>>149957703
smug callie

>>149958148
Actually it looks like she's being punched in the jaw by an invisible fist.

>>149957703
marie looks like she was dragged here by callie and is only doing this because she'd get a pizza after.
Callie's face looks like she saw your penis and even SHE'S not that desperate

>>149957896
Wouldn't Callie's tentacles be all firm and muscley? Tentacles aren't completely inanimate, especially at that size.

>>149958396
n-no... they're soft and cute and fun to squeeze and play with ;_;

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>>149958396
she skips tentacle day all the time, so they are soft and weak

>>149957703
https://youtu.be/UNQUawMMVFU

>>149958396
They are, though. They've only been shown to flop around, not move on their own accord.

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>>149958937

good night my dudes
stay modernistic

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>>149958937
Now it is time for Marie

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>>149959229
Specifically Marie's boobs.

>>149959229
I want to marie her maries

On a scale from squid to kid, how ded is game?

>>149961342

About squidbag

>>149961342
The game has 8 months left in it until it truly dies

>>149940589
I hate that the first shot takes so long to shoot. It makes its loud ass nice while pulling it out then there's like an entire fucking second of delay from spamming ZR and firing. I miss getting kills at roller range.

>>149957703
Need some full-fledge Shimmering Latex with Glitter Squid Sister Cosplay.

>>149961342
skid

>>149958937
Sleep good babycakes.

>>149966579
Fuck off.

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>>149966650

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>>149966892

>>149966692
>>149966892
>>149966985
Fuck off.

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>>149967590
stop it, Octofriends are pure

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Should I?

**Catgirl and Kitsune mods are both dead, standard races are meh and I don't like furries**

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>>149968097
Oh look I fucked up the spoiler again because every fucking imageboard has to use a different formatting system

>>149968097
What is this from?

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Nx.

>>149968265
Starbound

>>149968357
was this confirmed or it's still only rumors?

>>149968385
The latter.

>>149967590
>>149967673
>>149967687
>>149967781
>>149967887
>>149967976
>>149968074
Fuck off.

>>149956241
Easy, when you consider crypod technology exists

>>149968225
> every fucking imageboard has to use a different formatting system
No offense dude but you'd know that if you've been here longer than 2 days

>>149970301
Of course I know that, I just always mix them up.

Please post photos of Marie's butt

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>>149971389

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>oh gee what Splat Zones maps can I play before work today
>>>>Museum

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>>149971582

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What I would like to see in the Splatoon Sequel:
1. When you start out you visit Sheldon before you’re allowed in the lobby and he introduces you to the basic weapons from each class – Splattershot, Splat Charger, Splat Roller, Splattling and Splat Slosher (Splasher?). You get given whichever one you choose for free just like the Splattershot jr and you can come back and take any of the other 4 whenever you like.
2. In Hero Mode you get a hero weapon from each class unlocked after you beat the boss and going back to stages you beaten allows you to access other secret scrolls or bonuses you couldn’t do with the mechanics of the starting Hero weapon. Each of these hero weapons is upgradeable just like the default one. So use your eggs wisely
3. Give us a Disruptor Rush which acts like echolocator and disrupts everybody that’s on your screen. So inklings you can’t see aren’t disrupted meaning you have to make sure you’re in a good position to maximise it’s effectiveness and also encourages teams facing it to flank and spread out rather than clump together.
4. Cuttlegear sold by Agents 1 and 2 or Cuttlefish after you beat Story Mode

>>149974528
1. Co-op Hero mode with co-op exclusive levels
2. Night Stages when players you are paired with are playing at night
3.More/longer splatfests
4.KEEP THE MOTHERFUCKING T-SHIRT.
5. Horde Mode
6. Possibly an octarian side story.
7. Weapon skins that don't modify stats/bonus skins (hero splattershot with same stats as tentetek)
8. Clothing color schemes.

>>149976341
Wouldn't keeping the shirt just cause clutter when you have 80 exactly the same brandname shirts mixed into your regular gear?

What if they used the same shirt all the time but you can customize the shirt with the textures for a specific splatfest?

>>149977246
That Idea would work well under the clothing color schemes idea.
Either way I just want to keep the T-shirt.

I usually hate Dome but RM Dome is fucking dank

>sleep through rm
>it's rm dome

goddammit, lemme guess it's sz museum for the rest of the day right

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>>149980809
Yes actually.

octavio did nothing wrong

>>149984850
>tfw octavio will never remix our news or run a splatfest

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>>149984949

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>>149984949
there is still a chance Octavio could host an unplanned Splatfest.
there is still a chance for an unplanned splatfest

>>149987130

Oh man the hype boner I would pop if we get a surprise splatfest

>>149987130
don't toy with me like that anon

>>149936372
Yeah, this gun is absolutely fuckable. Just grab your short-ranged weapon of choice and cuddle with them.

>>149989996

So /ink/ which gun would you fuck? .52 Gal Deco here.

>>149990372
Tentatek obviously.
Tentatek doesn't think your fetishes are weird/can and will do it all.

>>149958937
fuck

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isn't she beautiful?

>>149991856
uh no

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>>149990372
DYNAMO FUCKING ROLLER
YOU CAN'T DENY THE GIRTH

>>149990372
Range blaster my man

>>149990372
the round part of a luna looks pleasurable

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w-wow.

you guys are way too fucking lewd

>>149992680
god this image is gross
take off that fucking bandaid, how the fuck did you even cut yourself there

>>149992807
Splinter on a chair?

>>149992680
kys

>>149993148
now i think about it why would a fucking inkling need a bandaid
their like fluid n shit

>>149993482
Because jap tropes that's why

>>149993703
fuck the japs

>>149949829
I wish this guy unblock me on twitter, got insta blocked when i sent follow request

>>149992680
I would squad with her any day.

>>149994635
Probably shouldn't have named yourself 'GASTHENIPS'.

>>149994635
iktf
almost want to make another twitter account just to try it again

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>>149992680
Shouldn't they blush in the same colour as their ink is? Seeing that the inside of mouth is the same colour as ink as well.

>>149995683
please no... it makes me want to barf whenever I see ink colored blush

>>149995683
Fuck no. They just need to get good and mature into having proper mouths, like Miss Marie.

>>149995956
>tamarinfrog
>mature
don't remind me. ;_;

>>149996653
Oh yeah... fucking Tumblr.

>>149996653
Rip tamarinfrog

>>149995683
i know she has a nsfw blog, but she hid is behind a password and only patreons get the password, and it changes monthly

im hoping someone has spome of them saved

>>149998567
>>149996653
????

>>149998790
Time to become a patreon then

>>149998893
A Deviantartist that drew cute Splatoon stuff, but was pressured into aging up her drawings of squid kids because Tumblr thought they were pedophilic. Consequently they look like shit now.

>>149999070
Was it actual lewd stuff or was it pure? Should've changed her style either way, but was it

>>149999353
No. As far as I saw the only things she did was make extremely safe comics of a squid boy and girl making innuendos related to the different Splatfest themes.
Now she's drawing her characters as teenagers in bikinis and making out and stuff, and it meant completely going against her standard art style, which is why it looks so bad.

>>149999070
i've said this before, but if tamarinfrog can't draw adults then that's entirely her fault

>>149999928
No she should go back to drawing het squid kids as kids and Tumblr should go fuck itself.

>>149999724
She should've just said that the characters depicted are 18+ oe some shit like that, they technically can't say any shit then

>>150000017
She should post her het squids on a site that isn't for fags. Like pixiv or pahael.net
Fuck tumblr.
Enjoy sucking futa cock in hell.

>>149999928
this, honestly, but in addition
first of all, people didn't get mad that she was drawing minor squids, it was specifically the comics where they were making sex jokes
that's dumb, but no one had ANY problem with the cute, completely safe drawings, it's entirely their fault they felt the need to draw only adults
second of all, if they draw something they can't draw, oh fucking well
it's not like the artist is screaming in constant agony "OH GOD, I CAN'T DRAW ADULTS, WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF"
they probably don't even know it looks like shit, and neither does anyone else on tumblr, because it's tumblr
literally just spergs on 4chan getting mad over it

Not even gonna lie, Tamarinfrog's style always looked like shit.
Now it just looks even shittier.

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>>149995683
they should, considering it's basically their blood color, but most realistically if inklings ever do have a context to blush nintendo will make it pink
i think colored blush is really cool and cute though

>>150000813
When cute art stops being cute because Tumblr said so, problems

>>150001802
Well you just have horrible taste

>>150001927
it's cute to tumblr though
if the artist posts on tumblr, and their art looks like tumblr art
you're gonna tell me that said artist isn't tumblr, just everyone around her
>when i draw adults they look like tumblr, i literally can't help it

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I guess the frog is ok, if they draw more octos

>>150002092
>Implying the 'tumblr style' is cute or in any way good
What the fuck is wrong with you