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>>149320071
they lost game 1 though

EG will win from the loser's bracket

nth for I'm going to kill myself after ti

>get a lot of farm
>do nothing literally all game

Is Phantom Lancer the Rubick of carries?

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nth for OM ES FV

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>tfw there's no crab summoning nigger hero

EE ?

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heY!

>>149320127
The illusion nerfs hit him too hard.

>rEEtard

>>149320173
hello frog

digital ctrash

>fEEding away a 1009 gold streak

Scientists are preparing to be baffled

>tfw there's no perpetually throwing autistic weeaboo hero

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Reminder not to win the LAN previous to a TI unless you want to place not 1st

>EE dies
>2500 gold swing

BAFFLED

>>149320267
>to a Lion

ha

B A F F L E D

swnl

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>80% DAMAGE REDUCTION

OH I'M SORRY WERE YOU TRYING TO MANFIGHT ME?

>that disruption save
P I E G O D

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here's a image showcasing the 0.1% top mmr of reddit

why is shadow demon popular suddenly?

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>>149320374
I will gladly manfight you faggot
COME AT ME

>that qt in the back that walked into view then got spooked and ran away

I SAW YOU

>want to play Dota
>don't want to get yelled at by Peruvians

what do

>>149320443
>/v/ style screencaps

kys

>>149320569
q for euw tovarish

>>149320569
Stop playing US servers.

>Ursa can literally do INFINITE damage
>this is not considered broken
Good thing I play LoL where the devs actually learned math in high school.

>>149320569
>He can't mute people in this game
honestly kys

>>149320569
call them el peruANO...

they will go apeshit

>>149320610
>play on EU servers
>get Russians instead

>>149320679
>>149320610
Team of 5 RUs vs a team of 5 Perus

Who wins?

wtf happened to /d2g/, an hour ago the thread was alive and now suddenly just went quiet AF

>>149320443
man reddit sure is a shitshow

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>>149320742
shut up retard, what's wrong not getting your daily meme requirements?

QUICK!

YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO NAME THREE (3) GOOD HEROES!

>>149320742
secret is winning

once they start losing europeans will start posting again

>>149320886
antimage
lion
uh
timber!

>>149320886
1) bird
2) lion
3) lumberjack

>>149320443
Ye, I noticed a lot of 2k-3k shitters going around and giving advices left and right on reddit. This is some unhealthy shit tbqh, why would anyone do that

>>149320886

1. Brock
2. Lesnar
3. Terrorblade

what if nahaz died

>>149321142
he's my uncle dont say that

>>149321142

he has fucking gray hair at 30

He's going to be dead from natural causes by 2020

Where is the designated meme analyst? I'm falling asleep here.

>>149321272
he's going to commit sudoku when he isn't invited to ti7

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I hope nate shows up again tonight

>>149320886
OM
ES
FV

>>149320886
1. Shadow Demon
2. Disruption Illu #1
3. Disruption Illu #2

>>149320886

1-Void
2-Invoker
3-TA

>Shadow Demon first pick

What a time to be alive

>arteezy said he'll most likely quit pro dota in two years
>he said this in 2014

guys...

I can't imagine pro dota without him

>>149321719
what is he going to do with his life

>>149321714
literally goodTB

>no one ever drafts SD + badSlardar anymore

Feels bad

>>149321761
Spending his time with Jacky.

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how come PA still isn't meta?

>>149321967
>PL without illusions

>>149321967
>wanting to play badOgre

She's pretty much a free trip to Vegas considering all the luck you need

>>149321761
buy a log cabin somewhere with Jacky

>>149321967
>badVoid

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>>149322094
NA BrokeBack

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Why is Ogre banned.

What the fuck did I miss.

>>149322278
Valve banned gambling

>RTZ Alchemist
post THAT webm

>>149322249
it's sad neither of them will every win a TI.

>>149322376
>rofl
>kappa pride

>>149321761
he wants to become a doctor

>>149321967
>Coup de Grace proc chance increased from 15% to 20%

Viable?

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>>149321967
Indirectly nerfed over and over again

>Hardcountered by Atos
>Hardcountered by Bloodthorn
>Hard countered by Lycan Wolves
>Every skill in the game goes through BKB
>Supports like Lion and Disruptor can't be overpowered and therefore can't be nerfed

oh shit is puppey going to do my patented official recommended jungle veno?

>>149322459
ROFL

>patient bleeds out on operating table
>Head Surgeon Babaev: "Alright, we fuckin lost boys"

How do you cope with not being able to live in Japan?

>>149322592
>tfw I invented both jungle veno and jungle sd

all me

>>149322642
By being happy about the fact.

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How do I play on SEA servers?
I can't find it, is it isolated?

>>149322672
wow that's pretty cool...


wait a second you're not me

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>>149322480
Yeah sure PA's entire issue is that she lacks damage

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>>149322592
>its a "puppey tries his best to be as useless as possible for 20 minutes while Bulba and Pie try their best to create space for the three greedy fucking ricers" episode

FUCK

>>149322480
>>149322482
HOW TO FIX PA IN 6.89:

Blur Remade
>No longer grants 20/30/40/50% evasion
>Now has a 100% chance to evade every 5th/4th/3rd/2nd attack from each enemy.
>Always evades the first attack, resets after 10 seconds, counts attacks for enemy units individually

Coup De Grace remade
>No longer has 15% chance to trigger
>Now has 100% chance to trigger when its damage would be fatal (after armor reductions)

Aghanims Upgrade added:
>Coup de Grace increased from 230/340/450% to 370/485/600%

>>149322642
I don't really like Asians tbqh. Tokyo is nice though

J U N G L E

V E N O

PUPPEY LITERALLY STEALING STRATS FROM /D2G/

>>149322754
The Japanese are basically honorary Aryans, clean, respectful, hard-working, what's not to like?

>support Mirana
>Iron Talen Veno
Yeah DC fucking lost.

>>149322695
I wish i could play on EU servers instead of fucking SEA

what's the over/under on puppey skipping nova for full rice mode

>>149322482
>Atos
accuracy buff is removed
>Bloodthorn
yeah
>Lycan Wolves
what?

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flies everywhere

>>149322949
>he did it

the absolute madman

LAME BREAK

Puppey has more CS than BOTH Secret cores

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>>149322482
/r/d2g in a nutshell folks

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Jungle Dota fuck lanes lamo

>>149323493
The year is 2027. All of dota2 has finally seen the light of the cabal. There are no lanes anymore. Melee and Ranged Creeps do not spawn. There is only one giant jungle across the map.

Heros do not do battle head to head like raw savages. They mathematically optimize every single part of their gameplay and build and are rated by judges on style and contrarianism. The judge panel is known as the "gulag", for reasons which have been lost in the sands of time, along with the TI4 afterparty.

The victor takes the spoils of war by creating high quality webm's of the fruit of his superior mental skill and effort

>>149323426
>Bulba: "Hey Puppey, I'd really like some space to get my dagger"
>Puppey: "Just wait, I need ______"

repeat ∞∞∞

>dc literally beating secret
>eg lost to FUCKING NA'VI
dota2 is ogre.

>>149323578
blink veil mek/artour pooling me an aghs/a blowjob from the cs:go team

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>>149323536
this is the future we chose ∞∞∞

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Can you do this in Dota?

>>149322482
She also doesn't get good items made for her. She gets less benefit out of attackspeed and crit items than other carries, but that's all the lategame damage items are, especially with Abyssal becoming Vanguard+.

>>149323652
>>dc literally beating secret
alch is free farming
even if it's artour they're fucked

>>149323693
What flash game is this?

>>149323683
THE YEAR IS 2022
THE DARKNESS HAS SET UPON THE LAND AND ALL DOTA PLAYERS HAVE FORSAKEN THE WAY OF THE CALIPHATE_IRAQ

Supports no longer exist. The jungle has been removed from the game, and all five players are distributed a ration of exactly equal portions of farm from the socialist matchmaking that ensures no toxic, aberrant or non-meta gameplay is ever allowed to emerge.

Each week professional games are streamed on twitch, hitbox, ingame client, espn, csnbc, bbc and netflix. Each week the list of builds is refreshed to enforce which items and skill orders are allowed on every hero, but the list is always exactly the same as the meta, beyond stagnant, is set in stone and never develops. Instead of all-pick and all-random modes in matchmaking, the only ten heroes allowed each game are the top ten meta picks which were designated long ago by the professional orthodoxy. Rather than playing the laning stage or exploring possible outcomes, each player fills in the blanks and simulates the latest pro game in a play-by-play, similar to taking over a replay.

League of Legends and Dota 2 have been merged into a single game, with the tribunal system expanded by the new world order government to detect thoughtcrime and weed out original and/or subversive thinking from the populace. All colors have been repainted over with a drab gray, and the regimented day schedule of sleep, work, consume is organized into predetermined and identical timings for each citizen. Voting, criticism and science are unnecessary and outlawed as society has determined there is no need for change.

The last free bald eagle living outside of captivity, named "Innovation" by a now-liquidated underground group of dissidents, was today shot and incinerated by orthodoxy bot-3143 during a routine compliance enforcement mission. It was said to have shed a solitary tear, the last remnant of an old uncivilized time of barbarians who lived without rule and order.

>>149323693
Is this what Dota looks like to other people? What is happening

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>>149323693
HOW CAN DOTA EVEN COMPETE

DELET THIS

>>149323693
i can do that an ∞ amount of times kiddo

>>149323693
yes

>>149323693
i have no idea what is going on?

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>>149323693
no but you can do this

>>149320886
1. Visage
2. Familiar 1
3. Familiar 2

>leave
>come back 3 hours later
>2 new threads in

Whats happening guys? Are we alive again?

>Secret

?

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>lets just farm all game

what is this infinity symbol spam

someone explain

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>>149323978

Bunch of retards

>EE networth
this chink can't play anything but ricers

>50 minutes in the jungle
>4k net worth

explain this dotards

Don't get me wrong, I love the fact that secret is getting BTFO by Misery and w33, but that doesn't stop the fact that Glimpse is the best ability in the game

>jacky lmao

>its a delay till Nagamist carries game epsiode
zzzzz

>>149323752
>New Late Game damage item
>Cudgel of the Barbarian God
>Sacred Relic + Battlefury
>Your attacks have 75% Cleave in a 600 AOE
>Active: Sacrifice
>10% of your TOTAL hp as damage for your next hit
>You lose 10% of your total HP when the attack connects
>6 second cooldown

>1 ulti committed
>disrupter ult and mirana ult were spent

>veno ult
>just TP out lmao

>Puppey picks greedy jungler
>lose

>Puppey picks sacrificial 4
>win

EVERYTIME

lmao nice glimpse

>>149324108
∞ ?

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>>149323978
>Comparing a game that just started with a game that's already in at around 15-20 mins

>>149324369
my favourite reason for playing that hero

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That chrono LMFAO

∞ NICE ∞ STUFF ∞ DOTARDS∞

>>149324416
you are really, really dumb

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Should I play my first ranked game for the 1,000th hr?

*puppey picks a support*

GIVE ME ALL THE FARM. WE HAVE A GAME TO LOSE

>support mirana with more networth than safelane ursa

>jackayy lmao
>less farm than the 4 mirana

?

it's a rtz carrying his team episode

DUDE ALCHEMIST LMAO

Why did bulb ravage?

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1st for best waifu

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what sound does this champs ult make?

>>149324485
Yo famalam what's that Steam client skin?

DC need a Pipe and Greaves 100%

Veno Aghs+Veil is going to assfuck them

>two years later alchemist is still broken
nice game dotards

>>149324635
VSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149324635
sprhshskrrrr

>>149324635
FWOSSHHHH

>>149324636
http://metroforsteam.com/

download in the top right corner

>>149324681
Misery should have bought greaves or pipe instead of rushing aghs like a fucking retard.

BETTER GO MIDAS BF AGAINST ALCH WHAT COULD GO WRONG XD

>12 second downtime on Alch ult
>1 single thing in the game stops healing

>>149324838
Thanks comrade.

>>149324973
>be damageless void
>have to build midas to even kill creeps

lmao

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>they underestimated my power

NICE FUCKING JOB ICEFROG

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how is Secret winning this? OSfrog

>RTZ winning 1v9

>>149325196
Artour alch

>>149325196
Because they gave Nagamist to a good farmer.

>>149325196
Alchemist is the best hero in the game and the only counter to him is AA

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>Dota is just a hero brawler only kills matter
DEE TOO GEE getting blown the fuck out

Why did teams forget about alch until now?

He's literally betterEverything

Le meme demon of FREE illusions

>>149325196
how does it feel being a 1k shitter who thinks the kill score is what matters?

>>149325196
Naga Alchemist. DC built shit items

1 AA ban and they literally cannot kill the Alchemist

ayy

>DC literally no damage lineup

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>It's a no burst vs Alchemist edition

9k mmr

I just noticed DC has almost no damage

DC having a contest to see who can do the least damage with the most farm

>implying you can win in such a contest against Void

>ignore alch
>w-we're winning! look at the kills!
heh

>>149325276
some teams have been banning alch first phase recently

>Shadow Demon is bad

-/d2g/

Fucking DC too stupid to deal with alch

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apologize

>>149325390
He is bad. Alchemist is why they're winning you dumb nigg

How do I play alchemist guys? Everytime I play him mid I get some asshole mid like LC who denies everything in the acid while I rice or the enemy starts 5 manning at 10 minutes

gg

>lasso kill puppey 14 times
>uhhhhh now what

>>149322753
Do you really think that rapiers = 4 sec cd instakill for supports with great rangę would be okay?Or buy rapier blink strike in blink dagger ?

>kills are important

>misery
disband incoming

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SECRET STATUS?

fucktards

how is jungle veno balanced

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>doubting

>>149325546
they lost game 1

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GET FUCKED YOU FAT AMERICAN BITCH

>>149325196
they were winning all game

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>>149325196

by being the better team

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>giving Alch free farm

>No damage: The lineup

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https://youtu.be/Pbf47oX57eQ?t=39

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SUH DUDE

>betting site ad

T R I G G E R E D

>>149325496
>i am a dumbass who cna't farm
>i blame enemy team for denying my shitass ability to farm
Learn to git gud you fucking mongoloid

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Apologize.

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I told you friendship would win.

the boy

>>149325285
F-FREE????

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I JUST FUCKING REALIZED

EG THREW AGAINST NAVI

SO THEY CAN COME OUT OF THE LOWER BRACKET

AND FACE SECRET

IN THE GRAND FINALS

EG AND SECRET ARE LITERALLY TOYING WITH THIS LAN

BUT DID THEY REVEAL THEIR POWER LEVELS TOO EARLY?????

>let alchemist get 6-slotted
>lose

DC pls

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>>149325674

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Why did you doubt me anon?

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>>149325595

>>149325496
How can you lose mid to a legion as alchemist?
Acid makes it impossible to lose against most melee heros.

Sunfans on suicide watch

>>149325749
Literal mastermind

>>149322753
So passive dunk?

>have void and a melee core instead of void and a terrorblade

Why wasn't Nahaz invited to TI6? He seems pretty professional and well-spoken.

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>>149325715
kid... dont reveal my strats

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>>149325715
you know too much

activate it, matt

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>>149325737
Das the stuff

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APOLOGIZE

>>149325761
Legion is a fucking terror in lane

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>>149325715
wow, based mastermind

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>>149325647
>Walked past black guy waiting on a friend on my black
>"Suh man"

What did he mean by this?

>>149325804
It would have been fine if they used networth to build ITEMS and not garbage
>no damage items on Void or Jugg
>W33 on Bat means he can't do damage
>Mirana builds damage but then its a pos4 taking space and should have went Pipe

>>149325523
rapiers on PA is already instant kill on supports

>>149325880
and so is Alchemist.

god arteezys smile makes me so wet

>>149325880
acid spray is pretty fucking great against melee heroes mate

all I want to see at TI6 is w33 knocking out Secret in the lower bracket

>>149325761
I didn't lose mid, she and a shadow demon support just stood there for 10 minutes doing nothing but denying creeps that were under acid spray while I farmed jungle. I had like 820 gpm that game

>>149323978
it is painful to watch everytime

>>149325906
If they had TB instead of jugg then they would have damage even without items

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>>149325928

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>EG lost to Navi
ayy, what happened?

>>149325898
>waiting on a friend on my black

What did he mean by this?

>>149325928
didn't think there were many girls that visit this general, welcome along dudette

>EG plays
/d2g/ is alive
>Secret plays
d2g/ is dead as fuck
What did they mean by this?

>>149326050
Game 2 was a total fucking stomp, shit drafts and Fear and Sumail both played terribly both games

>>149326067
on my block*

>>149326104
Euros went to bed.

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>>149326050
>EG lost to Navi

>>149326050
EG sucks. More news at 11.

>Nahaz acting like a fucking mongoloid

>>149326104
>EG loses
>/d2g/ is alive
ftfy, if Secret lost then we'd be shitposting out of control

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Can someone please end Nahaz?
I don't know how he keeps getting work.

>>149326104
/d2g/ is full of americucks

eg loses they all go hug their suicide hotlines

>>149326095
>implying dudette

>>149326104
>4~5AM

>>149325928
He is mine :3

>>149326340
>4-5AM
It's not even midnight in the real world.

So how does EG recover?

Sumail's hero pool seems so bad right now, and Fear/PPD/Zai lost 2 fucking games in a row trilane vs dual lane. NP/Bane beat them, all 3 of them got fucking wiped when the Wisp came in. Then Sand King/Chen literally killed TB twice in the span of 30 seconds.

EG got blown out so fucking hard by General in the series

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>>149326246
Valve tried man. They didn't invite him to TI6

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>wake up
>EG lost

>>149326515
ban wisp

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So it's almost 6am and I just had a "really nice conversation" with two babes that a friend introduced to tonight.

Why haven't you killed yourselves yet, shitlords?

Seriously, what's your fucking excuse?

>>149326515
>lvl 1 jungle TB in a pro game

>>149326568
Brisbane?

>>149326568
>not waiting for helium prices to go down

>>149326568
Too bad you are a huge homo

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>>149326568
Because no matter how hard I try I will never even be as remotely as autistic as you. Keeps me going through life.

>poop pee dick says navi didn't deserve an invite
>proceed to get analraped by them

way to prove a point

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>>149326568
Who the fuck cares?

Go away fucktard.

>>149326568
Faro?

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>>149326515
they just need to stop sucking

I know its hard for NA players to not suck dick, but they gotta just git gud

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>day 1 ti6
>secret off to a bad start
>loses nearly every game
>proceeds to lower bracket
>turns up 1000% and wins all the way to the finals
>eg vs secret finals ten million viewing
>each game is a master level chess match
>game five comes
>arteezy whispers to puppey "pick ember"
>puppey does it, but then he double fakes arteezy and picks naga after
>arteezy's beats EG with naga
>few months later arteezy and ee announce retirement and get married

a man can dream

>>149326930
what happened to Ember anyway? People stopped picking him again

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>wake up
>Secret won

>>149326930
same sex marriage is illegal in canada

>>149326980
can't hold his lead and since he can't end the game he typically loses

>>149327003
Trudeau thoug

>>149327003
no it isn't. in fact it's one of the first countries to legalize it

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>>149327003

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>>149326989
>wake up
>EG lost

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>>149323978
Can you do this in Dota tho?

>>149327003
dude, they fucking smoke rainbows in Canada

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>>149327351
>dash
>dash dash
>spin move
>nuke move

Why play naga when you can play alch?

>>149323693
I think I do something like this every time I play Dota 2bh (<-- check it)

>>149327604
titties

>>149327604
Naga support is still (((good)))

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When will people stop underestimating Arteezy and show him the respect he deserves?

>>149327003
is this supposed to be epic?

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>wake up
>navi 2-0 EG

um dotards?

>>149327806
what is there to explain? good team wins bad team loses, just like it should be. go back to sleep anime

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>>149326627
>>149326653
>>149326701
>>149326713
>>149326806

Shieeet... Look at all these (You)'s just as soon as I enter this shit thread.

Fuck, man. I'm good. I'm really good.

But anyway, cya ya losers later, I've got to take some sleep because I'm catching a boat in 6 hours from now to go to a island beach nearby with the two babes from tonight.

Awwww yeaaaaah... Now this is the life.

>>149327723
Afk farms while fEEd does his thing. Wins because networth and kills dont matter when one hero has the ability to snowball themselves no matter how many times they die.

Literally winning with the Jew hero while the autistic friend rtz has to cuddle feeds on a hero with a skill that keeps you from feeding.

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>>149327995
dude just pick AA

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>>149327938

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free (yous)

Friendly neighborhood Linuxbro here.

Pokemon Go is a handheld botnet. Stay safe and stay away from it.

>>149327319
>>149326989

what the hell. I was expecting the opposite...

>>149328092

>Pick aa.
>Ice blast does nothing without aghs. Still need 3.4k dmg to kill alch. All within 10s, has to go through bkb, has to have true hit if agility carry, takes constant illusion burn damage, can't blink

>>149328429
kys

>>149321967
completely rework her skillset, changer both her passives

>>149328429
a smartphone is handheld botnet you retard

>>149328481
what are you kissing me softly for?

How do we makes sniper meta, d2g?

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>resolution throws a game\
>leddit throws a shitfit "rtz won them the game"

>>149328429
please have sex

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>>149328429
Hey Linuxbro I hope you're donating to that Snowden project to create a smartphone case that monitors when it's sending signals when it ought not to be. Even if you don't own a smartphone the development of that kind of technology is important and can be applied to a greater variety of devices in the future.

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>>149328289
sup

>>149327723
There's no reason to respect rtz anymore now that Miracle is among us.

>>149328926
>Miracle is among us.
?

>>149329080
you know, like, now that he's proven how much better he is, because he actually wins stuff

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>>149324113
just had a couple games as HOO HOOO mid

shrapnel is pretty great for first blood

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So you how do you get real gains in mmr with a forced 50% win rate?

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I love oldPuppey

>>149329223
You can still respect RTZ considering he is undoubtedly at least the second best player mechanically

>>149329528
His hair is so much better short. Fuck his old emo hair shit.

Top 5 Mechanically skilled players:

1. Miracle

2. Arteezy

3. Zai

4. Agressif

5. Maybe

>prove me wrong dotards

>>149329860
I would put Maybe above Agressif

>>149329860
>>149329643
who was it that said Miracle wasn't as good as rtz and sumail mechanically, but had better everything else?

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>>149327003

>>149329860
>zai
Shit list

>>149327723
RTZ didn't do anything impressive that game, it was the same as countless other Alch games with that build.

>>149329223
>winning stuff actually mattering
>comparing him to some dickhead who crumples to china CDEC aggro

When RTZ loses it's his teams fault.

RTZ > Miracle any fuckin day of the week he's literally the best player in the world

>>149325645
T H I C C
H
I
C
C C I H T

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what did he mean by this?

>>149329973
Maybe sort of shows up Agressif now as they are on the same team and Maybe gets the playmakers like Timber/Invoker where he can go absolutely mental and make insane plays.

However it was apparent back in TI5 when they were on different teams that Agressif could carry ALOT harder. It's not like Agressifs teammates were a lot better than LGD (maybe, sylar, yao, xiao8, mmy), yet at that LAN, it was definitely Agressif > Maybe.

>>149330327
He farmed jungle against a roaming batrider, faceless void, and mirana and wasn't caught out a single time on a no-blink hero

What planet are you from where god-tier map awareness doesn't contribute to that.

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>my honeypot lans are relevant

what did he mean by this

>>149330545

>putting in second/third place for LAN's NA lost

>not doing it for LAN's NA won

>obvious bait is obvious

>Russia will never have a good dota team
>Russia banned from the Olympics
>Russians will keep jerking off to putin-sama while blaming everything that goes wrong on the west
feels good man

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>>149330737
>he doesnt' even understand that NA teams are 100% NA but "EU" teams contain NA and other non-EU members

>>149330760
>going to Brazil for the olympics
>zika virus and drug cartel
who thought this was a good idea?

>>149330760
Didn't the VP owner want to blow his brains out over putting together a slav stack?

>>149330760
>Russia banned from the Olympics
what did he meme by this

>>149330760
Bнeзaпнo yдвaивaю.

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what did he mean by this?

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>>149330856
I could stomach the Zika outbreak, the drug violence, the constant muggings and kidnappings, the fact you have to pay bribes to everyone and their grandmother to so much as cross the street, the rotten garbage on the streets, the sweltering heat, the syphilitic transvestites everywhere, the sewage polluted beaches, the inflated prices, the con artists trying to scam you, and so on. But the worst, the absolutely intolerable is, huehues everywhere.

>na vi and secret are the best teams at a tournament
Did they even try to secure any good teams

WHO THE FUCK RANDOMS THE 4TH PICK?

>>149332918
me

>>149322480
>52,5% damage increase buffed to 70%
Madman

>>149323752
>battlefury
>desolator
>mkb
>bkb
>abyssal blade
How many more items do you need?
You can even go daedalus it really doesnt interfere much with her crit since her percentage is so low.
Or butterfly for ebin 67,5% evasion

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>>149332918
The person who is slightly smarter than the person who randoms last pick

>first pick support
>second person picks support
>3rd person randoms a support
>4th person picks Axe
>holy shitfuck we need a carry
>everyone tells last person to pick a carry
>they random
>get Wraithking
>everything went better then expected
>they repick and take techies
>we lose at 23 minutes

what if instead of bonus gold you got bonus exp for randoming

what if instead of bonus gold you got bonus mmr for winning?

what if instead of bonus gold for killing creeps you got bonus exp

what if instead of bonus gold you got bonus item drops for randoming?

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>>149332295
>I could stomach the Zika outbreak, the drug violence, the constant muggings and kidnappings, the fact you have to pay bribes to everyone and their grandmother to so much as cross the street, the rotten garbage on the streets, the sweltering heat, the syphilitic transvestites everywhere, the sewage polluted beaches
Thats 100% by the poor parts of Rio, São Paulo and etc. Not only the infamed "favelas", but the suburbs and so it goes. Sadly, thats what the movies and the international media pander for and about. But i think the whole policment sure is improved.
> the inflated prices, the con artists trying to scam you
Thats for the medium and rich districts. For sure. Leblon, Ipanema, Barra da Tijuca and the south part of Rio is pretty neat and peaceful, therefore, the most safe, more so now, thanks to the olympics.

>But the worst, the absolutely intolerable is, huehues everywhere.
Well, at least we arent a Calyphate, like Germanystan and Swedestan

About the Zika, well, thats a fucking lottery. The only danger that Zika brings is microcephaly for newborns. And anyway, the prevalence of microcephaly in Rio with Zika etiology, its not that terrifying, its more about the fact that any pregnant can get infeccted, even with the most safe precautions. Also, no one knows the etiopathogeny of Zika in microcephaly cases, people fear that it goes more than just that. I say that as a medical intern, working at a virology lab.

Anyway, Brasil is huge, its not only about Rio, favelas, drug cartel and carnival.

2014 World Cup wasnt a total disaster.

Inb4, 7x1, i dont really care, lel xd

>>149333534
t. mudfarmer