Dota 2 General - /d2g/

GENERAL IS ON FIREEEEEEEEE

niggers

Oh my god EG why

BASED
META
FORGERS

Losing the safe lane like that.

NA DOTA

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NA'VI IS BACK
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EG
EXPOSED

>NA """""""""""""""""DOTA"""""""""""""""""

>DOUBTING
O
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>THE GULAG OF EG

So this is the power of winning TI

i thought sk was a situational hero

M O R E

A N D

B E T T E R

>Aui was kicked for this

lul

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N A V I

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SUPER
DENDI
MAN

Is TI cursed? Every team that wins it is doomed to become shit

>1-2-0-0 MAGNUS @ LEVEL 3
?

>>149305495
Money ruins people.

What happens in the Huskar vs Terrorblade meta

what happened?

>EG
AHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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N A V I
A
V
I

FORGING THE META

>ok i'll jungle
>HERES COMES SAND KING
>OH SHIT WHADDUP

offlane sk vs trilane level 5 at 5 minutes

>>149305495
I think it just takes time to adjust and unshit yourself

>>149305495
i only think thats true for a couple years or so, except in regards to iG

>>149305546
Huskar lifebreaks TB
TB sunders huskar
it weks

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Can't wait to see yurocucks face after 20 minutes when EG turns this shit around

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>0/3/1 Terrorblade at minute 5

You guys said Fear was good.

>no dead game dead thread posting
>no "condolences dotards"

come on d2g
give it your worst lol

>>149304245
Okay, try and recall the winners of these tournaments, these are fairly recent so it shouldnt be too difficult
Starladder i league season 1
The Summit 3
ESL One New York 2015
Dreamleague season 3
WCA 2015
Now try and recall what teams won TI 1 through 5, and each major

In the end noone cares about the first group of LANs, and the second group of lans are the ones that will be remembered, and most importantly the ones that will pay your food for years if you're a pro player

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>>149305495
Yeah Fear was right Aui is better carry

CLEMEEEEEENT DONT MAKE ME GO BACK TO EG BabyRage CLEMEEEEEENT DONT MAKE ME GO BACK TO EG BabyRage

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>ARTSTYLE JUST KEKING EG IN THEIR OWN JUNGLE

TOP FUCKING KEK

Old man fear more like old man FEED amirite? :^))))))))))))

EG is going tow in this game

>You guys said Fear was good.
Yeah, "WAS" good

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY CAN'T THE U.S. JUST HAVE ONE TOP TIER TEAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>shooter in munich was an iranian born german
RIP Liquid

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>navicucks thinking beating a battered old hollow shell of EG makes them relevant

This is at best a tier 2 team shitting on a tier 3 team

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>hjey guys let's overlap the olympics and TI

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How is Universe the only doing well in EG games but he was total garbo in Secret?

>>149305546
Every Sunder scenario gives Huskar advantage (you use it to restore health, he Lifebreaks you back down - you use it to lower his health, he becomes assrape machine - you can't really use it to reverse the odds against him because he cut his own HP to dive on you anyway), but as a huge source of raw rightclicks TB can punch him down really effectively. Just don't Sunder him.

feels glad that eg is going to dumpster this year

no more pol shit
only comfy nordic bros

>>149305814
you have OG though :^)

>>149305814
I'll let you call secret na if you want :)

>Tranqs+SRing

can we nerf this memecombo already?

>FREE HP
>FREE MANA
>FREE SPEED

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>149305931
>olympics
aka zika and diarrhea general
it's gonna be a litteral shitfest and cause a pandemic
good job on the committee tbqh

>>149306002
Also, riots.

>>149305937
Secret needed the offlane to make more space since Puppey only drafts greedy jungling pos. 4

Universe is used to having more farm while on EG

>>149305931
No one under 40 watches the olympics outside the webms of swimmers getting cancer aids on camera

>>149305937
he had to play with eternal envy

>>149306002
>not wanting to see the terrorist attack on live air

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>It's been over a year and d2g _still_ has not learned about The Law Of The Honeypot

TI5 all over again lads.

since when general become this good

HALLOWED TIER MICRO

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>put EG and Secret on opposite sides so there can be an EG vs Secret grandfinal
>EG might not even make it that far
did not see that coming

>>149306129
yeah just like all majors were honeypots too
kys

If you build Manta or Linkens on Medusa you deserve to get shot.

>zai left our boy singu for this shit

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TELL ME ABOUT THE SUPPORT TERRORBLADE?

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>>149306104
I think I just found a reason to watch

thanks anon

>no detection
EG LMAO

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>>149306002
>>149306104
>>149306059
>>149306073
>the thinks that the olympics is about the olympics

>not about based banter on /sp/

>>149306250
>Sing
>Our boy
Hey reddit

>>149306256
if Fear just went jungle TB they would've been in a much better position

>>149306192
to be fair eg relly hasnt been tested yet, despite the fact that PPD insists the NA open qualifier isnt a complete 4k clownfest

>>149306104
>terrorist attack in south america
lmao, no.

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Is this the death of NA dota?

Does EG have a sub that can replace Fear?

>>149306163
he's an absolute god on batrider and sand king and decent on everything else

so naturally noone bans or picks bat or sk against them

>>149306192
I was to say ">inb4 na'vi vs DC finals" but there is no way DC could beat Secret in a Bo3.

I BELIEVE IN EG

BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

can EG lose faster so we can get on to the DC secret game?

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>People think Na'vi is good
>And that this isn't just a case of EG being bad
Honestly PPD is just a shit drafter. PPD is the reason EG performs so poorly.
Fear despite his age is amazing, and Sumail can do wonders mid on aggressive heroes that aren't horrendously out of the meta like Storm is.

Fuck PPD.

INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER TO AMERICA'S FINEST TEAM
>INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER TO AMERICA'S FINEST TEAM

INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER TO AMERICA'S FINEST TEAM
>INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF LAUGHTER TO AMERICA'S FINEST TEAM

Its over.

So DC vs Secret.

>>149305814
DELETE THIS

EG ARE TI5 CHAMPIONS

FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>149306349
>EE and RTZ
>not choking
pick one

nahaz prediction get btfo twice now
wat next

what
a
reverse
polarity

>>149306256
he didnt farm so good

>>149306314
>based banter on /sp/
Literally poor man's /int/ banter.

>>149306337
Its not about the country, its about making a message

and the fact that there's going to be a ton of Americans and Europeans there

>>149306250
>singshit
fuck yourself

>>149306514
they are literally the same board

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Apologize.

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>tfw Navi is back and EG is once again shit

this is what eg gets for ditching two of the last lans

>that feel when betting against EG and Secret would have been the easiest bugattis of all time in TI6
>betting getting shut down

SO MANY BUGATTIS WERE RIGHT THERE FOR THE TAKING

15 MIN GG
>15 MIN GG

15 MIN GG
>15 MIN GG

15 MIN GG
>15 MIN GG

15 MINUTE GG

gg?

15 min GG

AHHAHA AMERIFATS

BTFO
T
F
O

>15 min gg

>15 MINUTES

NA DOTA

15
MINUTES
HAHAHAHAHAHA

15:22
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He's playing 4d chess

SAND KING'D
>SAND KING'D
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>149306250
Playing in a team with bone7 is career suicide 2bh

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LGTSS
>15 MINUTES GG

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LMAOOOOO

This patch allows bad teams to win

honeypot meta

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>NA DOTA
NA DOTA
>NA DOTA
NA DOTA

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>KEKS KEKED

>15 MINUTES
THE GULAG OF EG
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THE GULAG OF EG

15:22
>2-0
NA DOTA
>ppd
15:22
>2-0
NA DOTA
>ppd
15:22
>2-0
NA DOTA
>ppd

>>149306316
>>149306548
>d2g hates sing now

No wonder that these threads are so fucking dead now. You guys are too autisticly angry.
Cya until TI6, there's really no pleasure in staying in these generals right now

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WHY ARE THE LOSING

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STOP GLOATING YOU FGUCKIGN SHITS

ITS A HONEYPOT

HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMB YUROSHITS

THIS IS MEANIGNLESS

LMAO LITERALLY GLOATING WHEN IN 2 WEEKS THE BEIIGEST EVENTS EVER

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE AMERICANS WILL HAVE THE LAST LAGUH

USA USA USA

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LGTSS

>EG

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>arteezy happy eg lost

Is there a lower-bracket, guys?

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>LEAVE FOR ONE FUCKING MINUTE TO GET A DRINk
>EG GG OUT
FUUUUUUUCK LMAO

Thanks Navi, now the next game can be on schedule.

shut up yuropoops

DELET THIS NOW

>Shitters unironically blamed Aui carry for EG's losses

PPD is a mediocre support with shitty overrated drafts and prone to throwing, he's the sole reason EG will keep stumbling

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>tfw NA DotA won't be great again until after Trump wins, which happens after TI

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>Tfw you didn't have anything to bet

>le eg le """""tier 1"""""
-the reddit colony called d2g (currently on suicide watch)

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>15 minutes
NA DOTA EVERYONE

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Peter "I'm a god at drafting" Dager getting out drafted TWICE

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AMERICA'S
FINEST
TEAM

I REPEAT

THIS WAS THE FINEST TEAM IN AMERICA

AND IT GOT FUCKING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT IN 15 MINUTES

FIFTEEN MINUTES

>>149306782
Yes there is. EG vs Fnatic.

>>149306763
we all know is honeypot
but lose in 15mins ???

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SAND KING CARRY CONFIRMED

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>>149306792

PPD weaponized RTZ as a team killing missile to send at Secret.

Little did he know that when you stare into the team killing abyss...it also stares into you.

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YOU WILL SEE THEY ALWAYS THROW THE FIRST GAME XD
LE HONEYPOT GAME XD
LE HONEYPOT LAN XD
AT LEAST WE HAVE GUNS XD
LE JETLAG XD

THE CITY OF NA DOTA

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Why did people say Fear is good?

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ALRIGHT GIRLS, WHO /SECRET/ HERE?

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>yuros this excited over winning a scrim
Now this is just sad see you kids at TI ;)

>10000 damage from just two spells
>people think SK is balanced.

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>HEY I HAVE A GREAT IDEA
>LETS PICK TERRORBLADE IN A META THAT'S ALL ABOUT KILLS
>OH AND GET THIS, WE'RE UP AGAINST NAVI WHO IS NOTORIOUSLY AGGRESSIVE
>IM SURE WE'LL WIN
>TRUST ME GUYS

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STOP BULLYING EG IT'S JUST A STUPID HONEYPOT PPD IS SAVING HIS BEST STRATS FOR TI

General and Artstyle cucked the entire lineup of EG with their offlane play.

>get shit on by 5th pick huskar
>don't ban it again
>they 5th pick it again

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DELET THIS THRED

INSULTING AMERICA IS TREASON

>>149306943
SWNL

>>149306730
Hopefully this guy doesn't return.

>>149306660
THE HALLOWED ONE, THE MASTER OF STRATEGY, THE KING OF GANK, THE SULTAN OF PUSH, THE TZAR OF TEAMFIGHT, THE SLAYER OF EHOME, THE CAPTAIN OF THEY YEAR 2010, THE CHAMPION OF THE INTERNATIONAL THE ONE AND ONLY ARTSTYLE

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>>149306943
They are not prepared.

>>149306963
>Terrorblade isn't good on this meta

Nice damage control

alright d2g rate my analysis of EG
>fear
literal trash
>sumail
overrated trashcan that can't win games without a perfect lane and his supports babysitting him
>universe
literal god who tries his hardest
>zai
rusty trash
>ppd
has awful drafts because he's too confident in his teammates and thinks he can pick/ban anything

>>149306908
who's the cute girl?

>>149306959
I hope he doesn't become meta cancer, he's my sleeper-OK mmr climber

>general kills fear under his tower when there are venge and sd in same lane
>general dies
>general tps back
>kills fear again


HAHAHAHHAHA

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Oh no we lost this very important match its all over for NA rofl rofl xdxdxd

>>149306730
fuck off retard, singsing was ALWAYS a FUCKING RETARD and a TERRIBLE PLAYER, off yourself you memeshit, back to you know where

>>149307069
Based

>>149306958
ixmike has lost a lot of weight

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>>149307076
Me~

>>149307069
>literal god who tries his hardest
I guess you haven't seen his Shitrekt games familia

>>149306730
I hope you die before you come back you dumb fucking redditor

>America in charge of not turing themselves into an embarrassment

Now if secret loses i can go sleep with a smile on my face.

>>149307069
Spot on. Especially the Universe part.

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Anzu becomes your gf (and eventually wife). She converts from islam to whatever your religion is too, and moves in with you because her family is trying to honor kill her for apostasy.

OR

You become good enough to carry a team by yourself to TI7 and win it.

what do you pick, /d2g/?

>>149307076
looks like random gook #14553912

it wasn't that long ago that universe was considered a good player

the level of play has increased so much

>>149307154
Adelaide?

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>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG
>IT'S J-J-JUST A HONEYPOT LAN GUYS
15 MINUTE GG

TAKE
A
SHOT
EVERY
TIME
THEY
SAY
TEMPO

Winter is such a hot birch

>>149307171
>implying his shitrekt games count
>implying he was trying to win with eternal autist yelling into his ears

>>149307284

You want to kill people?

so do we want artour to win or lose

>>149307069
Yep. Universe is the only salvageable player in EG right now.

>>149307142
God bless

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>all this fuzz over a slightly above average team beating a tier 5 team

So when do the good teams play?

>>149307241
I mean that just solidifies it

eg didnt even care to play past 15mins

>>149305669
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149307201
is this a boy?

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SWNL!!!

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>Na'vi the team that didnt even get invited last year
is shitstomping EG, last year's international winner, so easily.
How humiliating

Post your best reactions for this such convoluted facts that cannot even be made up.

>>149306530
What liberals fail to understand is you need muslims on site to have a terror attack

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>>149307201

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BEST CARRY IN AMERICA

>>149307319
>implying Envy causes Universe to miss Axe Calls
>implying Envy causes Universe to Sheever Ravage

Wow this Envy-fella really sounds like wizard

>>149305669
Good thing the game ended before 20 mins then :^)

>>149307379
no, just an anorexic girl

>>149307428
love the itemization

REMINDER THAT EG ONLY WON TI5 BECAUSE TEAMS WERE FORCED TO BAN AUI's NAGA AND TECHIES AGAINST THEM
ZAI IS DOGSHIT 6K TRASH.

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>>149307201
>marrying Anzu
>being the laughing stock of the internet

hmmm

>>149307428
Ditya Ra with a bit more hair would be pretty hot t b h.

>secret
>european union

DELETE THIS

>>149305669
hehehe ./.

>>149307201
what the fuck is that guy doing?

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why are pros allowed to gg out of games that actually matter after 15 minutes and 22 seconds while i have to sit through 50 minute pub games that were over after 10 minutes without any way to forfeit???

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heh guys eg is really bad, better not waste time and study them for TI

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What did he mean by this?

>>149307540
B-BUT WIND LACE IS BAD DRUM
>20 MS for 200 gold
vs
>10 MS and some GARBAGE stats for 2000 gold
LITERALLY WHY WOULD YOU BUY WIND LACE ITS SO LE BAD XD

Thanks EG for making sure that Secret will play on time, i guess

>>149307597
Because pub players throw a lead on an hourly basis.

>>149307597
because in pubs it is down to who throws the hardest not who plays the best

in pro games they can actually call it because they know when they have been outplayed

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>ITS JUST A HONEYPOT

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>he's not white

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who versatility here?

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>Navi revealing their Huskar strat
>Navi has to reveal more strats to beat Secret
>meanwhile EG is downloading them
ez lan ez life

>>149307428

>build badmedallion or bad pms/drop
>lose

EVERY TIME

>good music on a dota stream
what is this

>>149307543
yes
this will never be underlined enough, aui is the sole reason they won, those 2 free bans meant easy as fuck games

>>149307646
Sumail pbuh will have his vengeance upon these kuffars inshallah

>>149307758
go to bed ppd you already lost

>>149307578
Yeah, he's pretty cute for a Russian, too bad he seems to be losing his hair fast.

>>149307597
Because they have much better judgement when a game is over or when there's still a chance at a comeback. The average pubbie does not.

Implementing the ability for people to be able to forfeit would eliminate those pub games in which your team somehow manages to pull their shit together and comeback, managing a win that tastes doubly sweet than a regular one. The whole point is to keep people trying until the very last instead of giving them an easy way out when they get killed once, rage at their team and AFK the rest of the match.

>>149307546
I'm pretty sure most of the internet would be peanut butter and jealous, not laughing at you

>>149307428
Ditya Ra looks like a more handsome Goblak

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>>149307543
>Aui kicked
>PPD suddenly can't draft for shit
>Aui comes back as carry
>Fear and PPD consistently lose all lanes as the worst support duo ever seen in pro level play
>kick Aui again, get Zai
>still get early game btfo by enemy supports

EG's done

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>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD
>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
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>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
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>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
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>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
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>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
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>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
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>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
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>IT'S JUST A HONEYPOT
THE WASHED UP STATE OF EG AND PPD

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>It's literally been 18 months and the third world nonhumans and yurocucks under constant terrorist attacks by their precious muslim refugees _____STILL_____ fall for irrelevant honeypot lans which destroy your chance of winning TI

When will non-whites and cuckolds finally and permanently learn?

It's
Literally
TI5
All
Over
Again

All because you keep falling for it

those shit tier prizepools

that's all you get lad

no superbowls for you

can't win when it matters

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>>149307845

>>149307835
but it's too hard to sleep on

Reminder that Zai was already setting the stage for EG's disband after TI6 several weeks ago.

>>149307982
thanks for this post, I really enjoyed it

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>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>149308005
http://www.saltbeds.com/

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>>149304820
Jokes on you, I stayed up and secret game is happening in 10 minutes.

Thanks EG! Sorry for your embarassing stomps but you helped make way for the real series of the day.

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15 MINUTES GG
NADOTA

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>>149307201
She looks high maintenance and psychotic
But being pro doto is its own circle of hell
Can I have a third option please

>>149307982
let's check these charts right after TI6 end for a good laff

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>JUST A HONEYPOT WAIT TILL TI6

THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
>JUST A HONEYPOT WAIT TILL TI6

THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
>JUST A HONEYPOT WAIT TILL TI6

THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
>JUST A HONEYPOT WAIT TILL TI6

THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
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THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
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THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
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THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
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THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
>JUST A HONEYPOT WAIT TILL TI6

THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
>JUST A HONEYPOT WAIT TILL TI6

THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
>JUST A HONEYPOT WAIT TILL TI6

THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS
>JUST A HONEYPOT WAIT TILL TI6

THE STATE OF EG SHITTERS

>>149307982
>using non-white as an insult and a crutch to claim USA superiority
>country is only 63% white
>eg winner of TI was 3/5 nonwhite

lol

Why doesn't valve just give the same treatment they did with riki and move sniper's skills around while remove redundant skills.

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>Fall asleep in the middle of FRIENDS vs CoL, game 3
>Wake up
>Na'Vi 2 motherfucked 0'd EG

Doturds what the fuck did I miss

>>149308181
eg go memed on

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>sekret undefeated with bilbo

>eg getting rekt with ZAI GOD UNIVERSE GOD FEAR GOD PPD GOD AND SUMAIL GOD

hmm?

>>149308143
>suck it up, go pro for a year and retire immediately afterwards with cash in the bank
>spend the rest of your life shitposting and vacationing

all I can say about pro dota hell is to get in and out fast

>>149308181
15 MINUTES

>>149308284
>zai god
they fell for it xd

>>149308180
>sniper gets remade
>roaming pos4 support sniper becomes the scourge of pub and pro dota

Ok kinda want to see it happen now

>>149308160
>he's fully and financially cucked by his government by insane taxation to support non-whites who are busy running him over in trucks
>LITERALLY SUBSERVIENT TO THE MINORITIES OF HIS COUNTRY
>b-b-b-but we're better than you because of <damage control>
LOL

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Post your face when amerifats call TI6 a honeypot too.

it's a honeypot lan desu

>>149308284
how did they get EE to stop throwing for so long?

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>>149307201
Second option.
Money >> Love

>>149307753
nyet

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>LOSE AT TI6
JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
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JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
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JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
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JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
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JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
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JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
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JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
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JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
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JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST A HONEYPOT LAN WAIT TILL TI7

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WHO READY FOR SOME /ArtEEzy/

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>people gloating over a glorified scrim loss

You guys know PPD probably learned whatever he needed from this series to absolutely shit on Navi in the upcoming tournament that actually matters, right?

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>thirdies and yuros still don't understand the concept of a honeypot because they are so insanely poor they need to win every lan just to have food

nahaz is so punchable desu

>>149307753
>play the same hero twice
>versatility score nosedives instantly

worst pentastat

>>149307201
I like asian girls so I'll just win TI7

anyone got an estimate of the cost to mail EG a pot of honey every time they lose a series?

I think it's probably a worthwhile use of income desu

>>149308365
thats some nice goalposts moving you got there bud

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>>149308570
>>149308560

>>149308365
kek i'm not even yuro :^)

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>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS
>LOSE IN 15 MINUTES
PPD IS JUST SAVING STRAT GUYS

>>149308560
15 MINUTE GG

FUCKING 15 MINUTE GG

TOP LEL AMERICA'S FINEST

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>>149307383

>>149308692
>self-shibbolething the fact that you are a 3rd world nonhuman
LO FUCKING L

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He threw on purpose to get more matches in how dumb are you yuroshitters

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>TFW drow will get picked constantly and everyone will forget about best waifu

>>149308580
>says something retarded
>pro player co-pannelists start to correct him
>he immediately backtracks and agrees with them, but with passive-aggressive "Well, YEAH"
I hate him so much

>>149307821
underrated

>>149308739
Nope, your northern neighbour.

Keep sperging out friendo :^)

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Friendship can never lose!

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>>149307383
NAVI IS BACK

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>WAIT TILL TI6
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST SAVING STRATS GUY, THE INTERNATIONAL IS A HONEYPOT LAN
>WAIT TILL TI6
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST SAVING STRATS GUY, THE INTERNATIONAL IS A HONEYPOT LAN
>WAIT TILL TI6
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST SAVING STRATS GUY, THE INTERNATIONAL IS A HONEYPOT LAN
>WAIT TILL TI6
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST SAVING STRATS GUY, THE INTERNATIONAL IS A HONEYPOT LAN
>WAIT TILL TI6
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST SAVING STRATS GUY, THE INTERNATIONAL IS A HONEYPOT LAN
>WAIT TILL TI6
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST SAVING STRATS GUY, THE INTERNATIONAL IS A HONEYPOT LAN
>WAIT TILL TI6
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST SAVING STRATS GUY, THE INTERNATIONAL IS A HONEYPOT LAN
>WAIT TILL TI6
>LOSE AT TI6
JUST SAVING STRATS GUY, THE INTERNATIONAL IS A HONEYPOT LAN

STOP

WITH

THE

DISGUSTING

CLOSE

UPS

OF

NERD

FACES

>>149308747
pic not related

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why is grandgrant proud of NA dota

>>149308859
has the redemption arc started yet?

>>149308747
drow a cute

wind is smelly

>>149308284
Navi picked Chen and Sand King, then used them exactly as expected. EG's Terrorblade lane then needlessly died over and over against it.

Then the rest of Navi helped finish the game.

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>>149308876

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>>149308942
Qualifiers were the start of the Redemption Arc

>>149308925
They won ti5

have top tier teams despite having a smaller region than EU

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>it's a bulba needs 2 supports to babysit him so he doesn't feed 5 kills in the offlane episode

>15 min gg
>Best NA team
>Tier 2 slav stack
wew

>>149308925
pride comes before the fall, but what of pride that came after?

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START THE GAME

I'M FUCKING TIRED ZZZZZZZZ

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Which doturd gurl would you fug?

>>149308365
why arent you responding to this post?>>149308624

are you somehow butt devastated?

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>Bulba hasn't been on a tier-1 team when they're at their peak

>previously on EG

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So who else is excited about the Immortal 3 patch that's going live as soon as this last set is finished?

>>149309110
Death Prophet or maybe LC so I can smack my dick on top of her scars while yelling like an idiot.

>>149308560
Wow I'm glad they got this amazing insight into a Tier 2 slav Dota team that will finish in the bottom half of TI6. By the tournament start they will be legendary garbagemen ready to take on ALL the trash at the tournament, at the cost of not being practiced at playing against upper level opponents,

>>149309185
what if BKB ripped the hero so much they lost all their clothes ?

>>149309110
>mirana being a conservative tease

DIAMOND DONG

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I was right last year and I'm right this year.

I'm always right lads.

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shadow demon and lion apparently have a similar effect

ok nahaz

>>149309404
about what?

>>149309236
>Still underrating Na'Vi that keeps only losing to OG and Liquid, recently Wings that won the tournament.

You shouldd really check out to what teams Na'Vi loses

>>149309368
shame she suffers from FAS

>>149309404
>sleeping-man.jpg

kek

>>149309441
>not automatically mentally blocking everything he says

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>>149308945
>>149308905
lyrale is clean and cute
drow is the one who doesn't shower :^)

>>149306943
post ur pool

>>149309110
PA IS CUTE! CUTE!

will we ever have decent casters?

>>149309110
SOPPING WET

>>149309695
>BeyondTheJew
>Decent casters
>ever

Lmao

>>149309110

>even in rule 34 doto mirana's eyes are STILL too far apart

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FAMILIA

>>149309695
only when someone hacks LD's email account and reddit finds out hes a jewish fuck and then the friendcasting circle is broken up

>SD 1st pick.

DUUUDE WHAT

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i-is it t-time /d2g/?

>shadow demon is now meta
How is this even possible?

>>149309574
I love my dfc but genki girls are the fucking worst

>>149309695
not at this tournament

what happened to visage?

>>149309820
WARRIORS OF THE NIGHT
ASSEMBLE

>>149309820
>riki and Elder Titan first ban material

Go back two months

SMOrc

>Ogre 2nd pick.
WHAT IS THIS

THAT MY EYES ARE WITNESSING

wew good thing bets are a thing of the past

>>149309914
man you have brought me good memories and a little shiver on my chest.

thanks

>>149309695
>beyondthereddit killed Heflatv
unforgiven

is there a hero who has never been meta?

>>149309820

Disruption is literally GoodEuls, GoodSnowball, and GoodManta

>>149309869
echo saber kills the shit out of birds