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>Old Thread
>>149017994
>>149162640
PIGGU OINK OINK
>>149162640
hey reddit
finally reached the next thread
good job, lads
Can someone give me a good reason why this joker keeps putting fatality in the OP?
>J "cuck" W
>>149163120
better question is where is the other vid that used to be there
when is lounge closing
I aint having no skines be locked aite
Friendly reminder.
>>149163365
>doubting our guys lounge
>>149164074
yeah yeah
kek when did stewie start cheating
>>149164241
is there a subreddit for this? anime girls eating raw fish with their hands?
>>149164752
>look stew if we're gonna win eleague we need at least one cheater on the team
>since you're the crazy dude with the huge plays we decided that's gonna be you
>we already bought you your cheat, I'll help you set it up and you'll have to practice with it for a couple of matches
-Stunna
>>149164898
hey are you an anime do you have any anime cheats thanks dude
>>149165332
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
just casually dropping this post i made in dota 2 general. csgo is a vastly superior game than dota and anyone who disagrees is a spic or a redditor
you people have no idea what its like coming from dota, where 50% of the time your teammates dont speak english. you just dont understand what its like switching from dota to csgo. it was a genuine unironic culture shock to me to play a game with only english speaking people who i didnt hate and were helpful and i had teamwork with. im not joking
like you people dont understand how good you have it. you dont understand the level to smooth communication and satisfaction you have in this game. like i regularly have FUN playing csgo and cant remember the last time i screamed at my teammates. i calibrated at gn2 and just play casual mostly. most fun ive had in years im DEAD SERIOUS
>>149165537
delet this
>>149165925
who care...
>>149165925
I see you too are a man of superior taste
>>149165925
the post i made:
dota:
- spics in every game in us east
- they all think they are rtz and never pick support, and when they pick support they never ward, trash support, upgrade courier at 11 mins, 4 wards available, blink rush on lion with nothing but brown boots at 0-1-5, etc
- sometimes i get games where literally not a singler person on my team speaks english. i wish i was joking
- endless sea of spics play on us east when they have their own server
- not a SIGNLE peruvian even qualified for ti6, yet they constantly talk how mi pastor smash was 1st in leaderboards
- i went from 3.8 to 4.3 with a 65% win rate just avoiding peruvians. literally id just abandon if there was more spics on my team than the other team. i WISH I WAS JOKING
- one time i saw in a pro tournament a peruvian slark player go 2nd skadi after the 1st one. im not joking. peruvians in my team regularly go bs radiance, pick slark every game, go sb on sniper and go 1-2-9 on him every fucking time, etc
- if im playing carry my peruvian retard support loses my lane and now im worthless the entire game
- peruvians always last pick shit like legion jungle, etc
i quit dota and now play csgo:
- everyone is a "carry" so u cant blame anyone because all the roles are the same
- i cant even REMEMBER the last time i got a spic monkey on my team
- E V E R Y O N E speaks english
- ping is too high for monkeys to play on so they avoid it, because csgo is a reaction oriented game
- never have to rely on anyone, literally i can be a important with just a usb. just getting a kill on a guy who bought a full gun makes a real difference, and i dont have to rely on anyone
WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING THIS GARBAGE GAME. THERE IS SO MUCH BETTER GAMES OUT THERE TO PLAY, FUCKING DOTA IS THE WORST FUCKING GAME. its not about skill or anything, its just about dodging spic monkeys. seriously, this game has legit the WORST community, and it has endless monkeys ruining ur games. why even bother playing it
EZ FOR nV
TODAY IS THE DAY OF REDEMPTION FOR DEVIL
EZ 16-8 AND 16-11
>>149165925
>People speaking English
>csgo
u wot m8? It's literally Russians everywhere, at least on sub-LE rank
>>149166634
>le rank
gtfo ribbit
>>149166750
>ribbit
pepe
says
ribbit
cus he's a frog
pepe is reddit
>>149166828
get the fuck out of this thread u cum drinking nigger loving zeddit browsing liberal cuckold faggot
ironic shitposting is still shitposting u fucking ledditor. "i wes only le JoKING XDDD" fuck u nigger
Can we all agree that out of all the faggots in EU brits are the absolute worst? I'd rather have a griefing Russian than a passive-aggressive sperging cunt on the verge of tears whine in my years the whole game
>>149167007
>animemes
aaaaaand you fucked up
>>149167082
>says the anonymous poster, furiously posting duck anime pictures
>>149167070
Russians are cunts and 90% of the time they suck
Brits are cunts and 100% of the time they suck
t. swede
>>149164752
that game was like 2 weeks ago, so before that? Probably his entire career so far.
>>149167204
delete this
>accusing our guy stewie2k of cheating
feel free to leave this general at any time
>>149167403
Oh, hey Stewie!
>>149167251
swedes are passive aggressive tryhards but usually they are not horrible
t. mongolian
>>149165925
I live in eastern part of europe and literally nobody ever speaks english in my games. Doesn't matter though. It's all about bopping heads.
>>149167509
GOOD TASTE
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>>149167443
suhh dude
>>149164752
Probably before he was known?
I assume that the easiest (and probably only) way to get into the pro scene is to cheat your way to the top in ESEA or Faceit so you get picked up by someone.
>>149167007
>shitposting
???
evenin', goggy.
nv or fnatic?
>>149167770
fnatic ldo (like duh obviously)
>>149167770
>this dude is still betting
ldo stewie isn't cheating he s u c k s
when the fuck is csgolounge going to shut down?
>tfw you fell for the "buy the stickers, you'll double your money" meme
ez for devil 40 bombs in 1 map just watch
>>149168135
svvay post
does anyone take csgo pro seriously? like literally E V E R Y O N E is a cheater
it seems right now the current meta is 1 cheater + 4 non cheaters. the cheats they use seems to be slight aim assist to find the ppl on the map. it seems like you HAVE to cheat if u want to advance in tourneys. like it seems right now the meta is you cant NOT cheat, because cheaters dont get banned aka F L U S H Aaka the goat cheater of all time ever to existand shox
honestly what a fucking joke the pro scene is
why doesnt valve do something about this sorta shit. like fucks sake hire a independent artificial intelligence company with a high powered super computer and let it analyze games over and over and figure out who cheats or SOMETHING holy fuck
like im sure the real figures of matchfixing and cheating thats in pro csgo is probably disgustingly high
>>149168048
why are you bringing volvo into this?
>>149168048
sleep with 1 eye open tonight
who /envy/ here?
im giving nbkuck one last chance for redemption
>>149168501
who fkin cares
its a lot easier to decide which team to bet on
>the man knew what to say
how scripted is this shit, desu?
>kenny's face
just
COMING IN HOT WITH THE BANTS ITS OUR GUY THOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIN
HE CAN TAKE IT, BECAUSE HE MAKES IT, THE DOSH AT LEAST. IT'S RICHAAAAAAAAARD LEWWWWWWWWWWWWWISS.
AND FINALLY, HE'S BEHIND THE SCENES, BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN HE CAN'T BE MEAN, ITS CHRIIIIIIIIIS PUCKET!
>semenler gone
took long enough
pink hair girl is so cute
Fnatic is gonna plow Envyus like a truck on Bastille Day.
who the fuck is this bitch and why does a csgo stream need her?
fuck off, lo3 already.
GET WOMEN OUT OF MY CSGO
>>149169584
I want smix back
Anyone else *feeling* it for nV?
>interpolated stream.
fuck this
What did they mean by this?
>>149169919
>Pokemon GO
>CS:GO
Really makes you think
>>149169770
when i'm president interlacing will be illegal
Few days ago I was making $50 bets, now I'm making $5 bets. Someone kill me. Lost 7 combos in a row due to 1 upset.
Who is the American on the desk and why is he there?
>>149169770
>i don't know what the word interpolation means but I'll use it anyway lol
>>149168501
>>it seems right now the current meta is 1 cheater + 4 non cheaters
that's the old meta. new meta is 4 blatant cheaters and one discrete cheater
>dust2
RIP in dipperonis my -1.5 bet.
kenny s looks like a school shooter lol
it's a cobble episode
>zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>149170141
AVC compression utilizes interpolation, friend
>>149170218
wtf i hate kennys now
What's wrong with the stream? It looks grainy as fuck.
>>149170350
its interpolated
Why do pros wear caps while playing? Does it help them with their aiming?
ahhh
the infamous "shit on my face" stream quality
the classic
>>149170395
the hell does that mean?
>>149169770
>>149170350
>>149170395
someone chose this format
>>149170395
Whatever that is it sucks. Why are they doing this?
is there any way i can watch the eleague match with fnatic in the csgo client?
i cant find it in the tournament section
pls respond
https://twitter.com/JoshNissan/status/756164372670603265
nice. niiice.
>>149170441
balding
>>149170508
no, this is not sponsored by valve
>>149170506
because whoever set up the stream is both retarded and incompetent
Nice stream gotards
>>149170530
omg, what did moe respond? xD
>>149170530
How long until sex change?
>>149170441
there are mini earbuds embedded inside the cap where the ears are normally usually for the purpose of cheating
possibly a beep when the player's crosshair is near an enemy
why the fuck is interlacing even an option ityool 2016. you should have compile your own fucking encoder to inflict this on other people these days
krimz? more like KEKZ ROFL
cobble is such a fucking trash map im so sick of watching this shit and the stream quality isn't helping
>>149170506
cause tv
>>149170782
even tv broadcasters know how to deliver progressive-scan video these days
>kenny coughing
>again
why isn't this a meme yet, 4chan?
>throw flash
>dont do anything
Why do every player do this? Even the pros.
>>149170301
the problem isn't interpolation tough, fucking retard, it's not being deinterlaced
what does the % meem mean?
pls no bully im new to csgo
>>149170892
*coughs on u*
>>149171002
cough
>>149171002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY3ltGjUBUo
dont give attitude, give %
>>149171002
lurk moar
is kenny gonna die?
>>149171194
His shit team is literally killing him
>>149171194
KennyS died together with the AWP Update.
why does my stream say source but it's in shit quality?
Does Kenny have cancer? Why does he cough 24/7?
bennyS got VACbola
Kenny's AWPing is so fun to watch.
He's coughing like hell literally every match
What the fuck is wrong with Kenny?
so this isn't a retarded post about anime so most of you are worthless but does anyone know if 2 people can kill each other with a bullet at the same time? like if 2 people look at each other with AWPs and hit LMB at the same time will the game ever let them both kill each other or will the server always try to resolve one death before the other shot fires?
>>149171486
Nope, can never happen.
>>149171435
delet this
>>149171486
Yes, it happened to me.
>>149171445
He's not allowed to use his asthma medicine because it's a banned substance.
I like olof le best player in the world meme
>>149171486
good post
>>149171486
No, this is impossible in the source engine. Someone always dies first.
Looks like they're gonna fix the damn stream
i like olof le what can i say man meme
>>149171486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oWNIifrpYU
>want to bet 45$ on nV
>lounge bots are down
fml
krimzz shaved his jihad beard....
that was really fishy from krimz he knew exactly where kenny was with 0 sound cues
>>149167070
RL mentioned that british CS scene is inexistent because it's considered a bad thing to put effort into the game.
Fucking britkeks.
>>149171906
I thought betting was dead?
>>149171763
that's not a fucking stalemate
>krimz no beard
what the FUCK?
>>149172020
stupid excuse, thats how it is everywhere in the world
welp fnatic toggled, I'm glad my bet didn't go through. gg
>>149172102
8 more days
idk if JW is polish or a genius
>he's not happy
obviously.
he's kennyS
>>149171995
it's just too hot for a beard. we've had thaw weather all month
>>149170441
the caps are installed with nanovibrators that activates whenever they aim near an enemy through a wall
how many thousands of players are bootyblasted in this moment?
> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on eleague
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits
>>149172517
mad cause bad
>flusha using silent aim instead of aimlock these days
>50 000 viewers
are you fucking serious?
>>149172517
Delicious pasta.
>>149172517
mad cuz bad
>>149167070
Definitely. I had a theory that britbongs are just insecure because they never really had any real team and peaked with fucking mangiacapra and 4K but then i realized most of these insufferable, whiny, entitled shitkids i play ESEA with probably started playing CS 2 years ago anyway.
It's probably some culture thing, they get too much love from mommy or some shit like that.
>>149172602
what's the difference?
>>149172517
hate us cus they ain us
>>149172432
What's the story behind this picture?
>that bizon
Everytime I buy this thing, I feel like I'm not hitting anything at all.
>>149172625
what are you even trying to say
>>149172602
wats silent aim?
im pretty sure after a while of aimlocking his aimlock mmr has increased to the point where he can just slightly press the button and know exactly where they are
>>149172820
it's 2016........ people......
wtf are these commercial brakes...that's like having a free tactical pause every 5 rounds.
>>149172710
aimlock is triggered by the user usually, silent aim helps you with aiming those last few pixels after your crosshair is near the head automatically.
>>149172710
>>149172831
silent aim allow you to spray shit
and the bullets will always go to the ops
someone please give Semmler another apple so he won't cast the next game
>>149172898
ah, ok
>>149170395
its called interlaced you fucking nut
why the fuck is semmler casting envy match
Na'Vi or c9?
>>149173108
ez for stew
Jesus, the new weapon sounds sounds terrible
At least not fitting together well with the old sounds
>>149173108
navi ez
they'll probably win the whole thing
>>149173108
I doubt C9 will pull off a liquid
they have clowns like nothing and semmler there
Tila??? What does she mean??
https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove/status/756185783560642560
btw new smg sounds are shit.
jw was born with a curly tail but the doctors removed it before he left the hospital
>>149173214
>semmler
>nv know fnatic are cheating and try to bait prefires out of them
>it actually works
I feel like I'm watching a wallhacker in silver 3
>>149172883
>brakes
what did he mean by that?
>>149173447
they're slowing down and halting the action
>>149172883
thats american sports for you
LITERALLY AIM LOCKED ON THE FLOWER POT
cough
>>149173885
blatant flower lock desu
>>149173925
>flusha cheating again
its about g*d damn time
>>149174063
delet this
do you think any pro player uses vibrating anal beads that work like spidey sense when you're aiming at enemy/enemy is close to you?
FLUSHED
L
U
S
H
E
D
weak af hacks
the favelas has sounds and aimlock bruh
>>149174167
are you trying to be funny?
envy will never be top tier again without another cheater
>>149174167
probably olofmemeister since he's an actual fgt
>>149174167
have you ever even used a vibrator you faggot?
there's not much sensitivity inside the asshole as it's used for shitting, vibrators only work in vaginas
>letting a beta cuck like devil lead your team
lmao
>leave flusha to me
Flusha: i am the man who flushes
a wild kqly appears
when will mudshit slay JW tbqh
YUG RUO OUR GUY
That was fucking dumb of KennyS
>>149174916
fucking tidus
xth for our ONLY guy, the physical representation of 4chan and especially /csg/
>tfw I sold this AK
>tfw after i sold it prices doubled for FS
>tfw I will never feel that warmth again from pressing F
What is the quickest and easiest way to kill yourself?
>>149175224
>he wants his physic representation to be a fat fag with a literal snout
Lmaoing at ur self esteem bro
>shilling Sausage Party
nice
>krimz no beard
what the FUCK
What were they thinking with this Devil pick-up anyway?
YEEE BOIIIII
>>149175280
Such an ugly skin. Most people have no taste and just want the rarest shit.
>>149175382
>physical representation of a community's character
>he thinks I am talking about body structure
lmaoing at youre life and your level of intelligence, if you have any.
Who the fuck is this american fuckboi? Don't they have any respectable autists like blue?
WHEN WILL OUR LITERALLY GUY
KENNY "KENNY SCHRUB" "KENNYGOD" "KENNYFUCKSYOURWHOLE TEAM" S
GET A GOOD FUCKING TEAM?
WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO TO FINALLY GET AWAY FROM THE CANCER THAT IS NBK AND HAPPY?
TELL ME /CSGOG/
>>149175892
hello reddo
and its "kenis" not kennys
>>149175616
>not getting moist by the superior FS skin
>not bullying me for being an idiot for selling it
reddit?
this break music reminds me of the sensuous moments vintage porn for some reason
>EnvyUs are favored on Dust2
Thorin...
>My big dick is favored on Dust2
Thorin...
>>149175892
Kenny "RedditS" S is not our guy. He's a frog and a faggot as well.
>>149175892
>frog eater
>our guy
loving every laugh
reminder that fnatic is literalIy reddit: the team
if you disagree you need to go back to reddlt
kennyskines always been our guy fucking newfags who started following csgo in the current year
just fuck off and go back where you came from
>>149176403
le good post my fellow channer :^)
>>149176403
Fnatic are our guys if they are winning.
Fnatic are their guys if they are slumbering.
>Frogs getting rekt by a truck called fnatic
>>149176403
>what is dhw
what do u guys say about rewatching FNATIC VS LDLC 2014 WITH THE INFAMOUS BOOST
WE WOULD ALL START WATCHING AT THE SAME TIME AND ACT AS IF IT WAS LIVE
what do u say, lads?
would be epic to relive the slaughter of frogs tb h
>>149175892
>OUR LITERALLY GUY
>kennys, the idol of swag kids and kids in general
lmaoing at you're life tbqhfamalam, FNATIC are our only literal guys
>>149176723
i've already rewatched. its not as epic live.
>>149176532
>>149176723
Reminder that the boost was just banter, fnatic could have rekt frogs w/o fucking around.
>>149176801
thanks for killing my buzz
>greedy favelas
>our guys
>>149176403
we are a satanic cult that worship our guys fnatic, don't you dare say our guys are reddit ever again because I will find you. You little shit, you are nothing to me. I have won over 200 bets on csgolounge all betting on our guys they made me a millionare. I bet you havn't even spent more than a week on /csgog/, I know all the hip lingo I am your worst nightmare you fucking weeb.
>>149177395
t. reddit
>>149177395
AHAHAHAHA
but seriously. this post is right
>>149177504
t. Alberto Barbosa
I NEED a boyfriend!
>>149177601
f a g
>>149177601
hi im a sexy boy but autistic
>>149177601
P L S B IN I M C U T E
jw the ugliest nigga in the scene
flush'd
>>149165430
wtf thats my meme???
who got da succ
>>149177635
can I add you instead?
>>149177652
I dont mind the autism I just need someone.
>>149178062
mine now
>>149177601
I already have the cutest one :3
>flusha won't shave
>won't see cute fatboi trap flusha again
HOW DO I JOIN IMCUTE?
>>149178208
Ok I will give you the rights to use it
why is csgog gay :r
>>149178738
because no girls like them in real life so they pretend to be gay online
"""""""""pretend"""""""""
>>149178820
DAMN DANON
>>149178738
because boys are better than girls at everything
case in point: http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=179&teamid=7028
>people doubted
when will they learn?
>>149178305
I dont have any real emails and why would you get banned? do you know a site where I can make a quick throwaway email?
>>149178950
I mean http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=188&teamid=6871&eventid=2315
>>149179116
Yeah, its called google you faglord
>>149179116
https://10minutemail.com/
first day on internet??
>>149179116
guerrilla mail to be honest
I'm going to sound like I'm retarded but how do you tell the difference between someone just randomly spamming spacebar for no reason at all and someone who is using a bhop script? the benefits of bhopping always seemed so minimal that I've never bothered to care about it especially when there are people who straight-up wall. I'm honestly afraid to randomly jump in MM just because I don't want to look like I'm cheating
>jw wearing flushas aimlock hat
pottery
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm dennis???????????
On a scale of 1-10, how much would C9 gets rekt later?
I went all in to them since betting will die anyway.
>have the best overall player, smartest player, best pistol player and most unpredictable player in one team
fnatic is goat
>>149179562
>betting will die anyway
Spoken like a true idiot.
>>149179496
2legit
>>149179551
fuck off don't reply to me again
>breaking the rules
>>149179562
>he hasn't switched to an online casino with sports and esprotts betting yet
literally lmaoing my ass off @ u
>>149179386
here
[email protected]
>>149179584
Any solid team would look GOAT against washed up shitter team like Envy.
>frogs in charge of jumping
>frogs being so desperate that they try run boost
>cant even do that
lmao our guys CRUSHING frog pussybois
>>149179764
I realize betting is evil so this was the perfect time to quit anyway.
thorin literally predicted envyus to win dust2
how deep is that envyus dick up his ass?
why does he love them so much and when will he realize that they're fucking trash?
>best team is not even in the tournament
Why bother
LMAOING IRL @ THAT RUNBOOST
>>149180054
Tab back into your h3h3 moralfag video, cuck.
>>149177179
delet this
uhhh, richard lewis literally shilling sausage party
i think their getting paid for this
>Envy
i have not modified this picture
her chin actually looks like that
>>149179891
the ironing
>>149180476
>her
>>149180476
strong
astute
she and i would create beautiful babies
>>149180476
i miss blonde rachel tbqhfamalams
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Click_consonant
press the play button on all audio clips
>>149180250
>scumbag defending a scumbag vice
not even surprised
>>149180476
she has great facial structure
>>149180564
i thought that was just unfortunate anglo genes
>>149180476
>her
I fucking love our boy JW, wrecked house in that last game being his old self.
Seems like he mostly does this on Dust2.
https://nicecsgome.me/
>>149180387
>i think their getting paid
>for showing advertisements
really makes you think
>>149180639
i dont get it
>>149180950
p. fucked up if you ask me
>>149180828
wrong thread retard
aaaaaa this scary music again someone hold me ;w;
>>149180387
no they just think that it's good so they're recommending it
are our guys complexity gonna win eleague so i can win my bet?
>>149181138
check the play-off brackets
will our guy m0e ever come back to ELEAGUE?
>>149181138
jesus anon with the absolute madman scheme throwing a dollar away
who has the best "game sense"? Flusha, Niko, Coldzera, or Stewart2000?
LET'S FUCKING GO
USA!!!!
>>149181395
what the fuck is this "stewie2k cheats" meme
he's way too shitty to be toggling
You ready for Na'Vi to get STREAMERED?
someone post the c9 vs TSM stewie in lower tuns aimlock
>>149181287
No. Rlewis and Thoorin both mentioned that he has fucked up his tv career with diamonds.
>>149181523
that better be like 5% of your inventory at most
>>149181395
Stewie2k has terrible gamesense though?
when is optic playing again???
i need to see our boi mixwell
>>149181824
what kind of retarded name is mixwell lol
>>149181523
hehe xD! our guy Stewie has got this!
>>149181523
>betting 3 knives
>add 3 cent skins to the bet
why? what the fuck?
slemmy looks like a school shooter lol
>>149181660
what did he even did
>>149181523
I will betted on them too
does slemmy wear shorts in public?
>>149181931
>I have one more slot
>ugh why is this thing in my inventory
>I'll just put it in cause I don't want it near me
It's like you refuse to think
>this guardian video
wtf i love guardian now
>>149182120
He looks like he molests kids in public which is almost as awful
This fucking guy
>Kovacz
>Slovak
>>149182120
he has a condition where he sweats and farts a lot so he has to
slemmy looks like a school shooter lol
>2 fans vs pros showmatches today
why
>>149182495
>a condition where he sweats and farts a lot
you mean he's American?
>>149182046
False advertisment, blackmail, being a greedy idiot who dug his own grave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO22YayYqYE
>>149182672
good matches are for tv, tomorrow
>>149181660
wasn't Moe the one who "exposed" diamonds in the first place? lmao senpai
who is that asian qt girl i want to kiss her
>>149183104
she's taken fampai
>>149182924
well yeah he's a fucking idiot
he blackmailed them to get more money from them
they refused so he went ahead with his threats and exposed them
i guess he thought people would believe his "i realized what i was doing was wrong" bullshit even after seeing the logs where he blackmails them
>>149183157
not if i can stop it
>>149182924
that sandnigger was trying to blackmail them if they don't give him "his" winnings, which weren't really his
>tfw no qt azn cs gf
>game started
>can still change bet on lounge
quality stream
>>149183343
>valve sends cease and desist
>can still bet on lounge
uhh gotards?
>>149183525
>he thought the letter was real
roflmao
what's that retarded pose and why do they keep doing this shit? saw that in other tournamets too, so I don't think it's murica-only thing
>>149183634
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dab_(dance)
>>149182924
Moe is not good at clear thinking.
Everything that went wrong with diamonds is the result of his ego and bad temper.
overpass is my favorite map to play on but it's pretty boring as a spectator
>>149183718
great read, I want to die now
>>149183634
african tribal dance
>>149183564
Valve confirmed it was real yesterday
dat juan deag our boy shroud
what the fuck was that lol?
whats wrong with flamie? he used to go off all the time but he's just always terrible now. Did flusha buyout his cheat coder?
young robert mugabe
how do you pronounce shroud?
is it like loud with a shr at the beginning?
or
like dude with a shr at the beginning?
HOW DID THAT HIT
>>149184253
oldboys remember :^)
>>149184253
>server: FACEIT.com
>ELEAGUE
>>149184362
you just know our guy stewie2k is gonna eat her ass out after this game
>>149184362
I'd fuck her and let her fat friend watch and listen my insults
then she'd fuck me and cum on that fat bitch
>>149184525
>hurr duur what is a business partnership
>>149184483
>you aint getting none
Why do black people do this?
>>149184604
I don't know friendo, stewie looks like he likes to edgeplay with skadoodle's dick
>>149184362
no thanks, i'll take the elegant mistress behind her
LMAO
>>149184619
it's what me and your mom engage in on the reg
>skanoodles
>>149184780
you like that clapping, don't you
are there more overrated players than skadooshit and stupid2gay?
no.
>>149184872
it's nice when they show that my efforts are appreciated
>>149184904
>stupid2gay
delete
this
>>149185007
DUMB2ASIANIGGER
>wallbang an extremely common spot out of desperation as time is running out
>twitch chat filled with "LUL VAC"
>>149184904
>stupid2gay
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>149184780
>>149184872
i think that's nothing's mom actually
Apologize.
>>149185179
when you win the map i will
>implying they will get a second map
>>149185074
>reading twitch chat
>getting triggered
Water is wet.
>>149185297
>implying they will get a single map
7-8 half and ez gg for navi after that
>>149185380
cucked by his own dog. harsh-
>>149185492
that's not how it works...
>>149185380
>wearing shorts
hmmmm
>>149185576
dog is brown
woman is """white"""
man is red
baby is making me want to puke
conclusion: man cucked by dog
t. /pol/ certified race expert
>>149176801
drink a few beers, watch with some /csgog/ lads and the magic'll be back don't worry
Wtf?
Didn't the first half just ended 9-6? Why is it 8-7?
ummm how did those miss? nice RNG game you got there gotards
>>149185956
because it ended 8-7
>cs is hard
lol
poor skadoodle, he'll have to rape his sister again after this performance
hard not to be frustrated when you miss every usp shot
>skadoodle not allowed a real gun after that round
>>149185956
no navi won the last round
why was warowl in that picture?
>>149186056
>tilting at the last 4 rounds
lmao
>>149186056
>not even 2 kdr
>>149186336
nah i just suck on ct side, and they were avoiding my site
How dumb is eleague to kick SK and put shit Cloud 9 tier 3 to play in the quarters?
haha lets remove the 1# team in the world so maybe our shit NA teams can win something xD
>>149186401
nobody likes the favela monkeys
>lose an RNG round
>have to surrender the next 2 rounds
this game sucks
>>149186401
>kicking cheating monkeys
>dumb
hello reddo
>>149186454
because they rekt everyone, people are afraid of teams that are better than they.
even if SK played with their foot they would win this tourney
>>149186636
t. Pedro
>>149186636
people liked fnatic when they were winning everything
favela monkeys win everything but they smell like shit and are subhumans, therefore not likeable
>>149186579
>we cant win them
>lets kick then so mabe NA can win something
NA logic
>>149186820
>people liked fnatic when they were winning everything
lol
>>149186820
>people liked fnatic when they were winning everything
???
>>149186401
yeah, pretty stupid of them to follow their own fucking rules
>>149186401
>remove the 1# team
but fnatic are there
>>149184253
like shrek
>>149186820
>people liked fnatic when they were winning everything
clearly newfag
So memes aside, why is SK not in this tournament?
stewie2k is fucking retarded there was no reason to do that for fucks sake
>Na'vi being this careless about blatant wallhacks
wew lad
>2 wall bangs in a round
uhhh
dem wallbangs tho
>>149186401
it's ok baby, fallen still thinks he'll play, because no one told him anything (I mean, why would you talk to your own org about the rules, right?) and he doesn't understand anthing in english (when he doesn't want to), but hard work and dedication conquers all :^)
>>149187018
>le jump & flash trough smoke chink
literally leldits guy
what the fuck was skadoodle doing there? are these guys fucking retarded?
>>149187006
NA orgs pressed Eleague to kick SK because they changed their orgs.
They said that the 7 na orgs would leave the tourney if Eleague didnt kick SK.
>>149187006
because Eleague and team orgs know that they cheat so they threw the book at them
>>149186878
>>149186880
>>149187000
t. reddit
>>149187152
yeah
>>149187152
not retarded, but American
>>149186969
stealing my memes, what the fuck is wrong with you
>>149187213
t. summerfag
Shroud is the best player in the world right now.
>>149187297
Shroud is the best aimer in the world.
>"Shroud and Skadoodle the most frustrating players to watch."
Anders nailed it. These guys got skill but sadly they're fucking retarded.
>>149187341
t. smelly monkey redditor
>>149187006
SK players only found out their spot on eleague belongs to luminosity org after they transfered to SK.
Eleague rules forbid more than 2 players transfer during the league so the orgs lost their spot and the players can't do anything about it.
>>149187397
at team-bukkake on c9 practice, maybe
>>149187427
yes, germany is monkey
So memes aside, why is Semmler such a faggot?
>>149187006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIBsg-YUEMw
>>149187572
>new arabia
>not monkey-ridden
t. mohammed
can't wait for refugees to bomb your country
>playing very large amounts of cs lately (recently lmao no job ;_;)
>starting to recognise people in my comp matches
not the greatest thing, tobh
>both teams rage toggling
cheatshoot boys and girls
sad to see that theres not a single top team performing well, Navi is playing shit since 3 months, FNC is not even close to their form before olof got injury, G2 plays some match like gods and other matchs like bots, NIP magic has ended and nV doesnt even deserves a mention. SK and Astralis are the only top teams performing well
>>149187785
>play a lot
>never recognise anyone
you must be murikan
>>149187785
Suck me cutie
>let's wait until the literal last second and hit the same bomb site each time
Holy fuck the choke
stewie aimlock is so cringy to watch
i swear to god one day they will catch all the cheaters and he will regret ever doing it
probably got bullied into it as well. fuck everything
>>149187785
be my bf
>>149187006
sk got eliminated
luminosity has no team
>>149188072
>silver analyzing plays of a top 3 team and getting mad they don't "rash b"
If NaVi lose a map to C9, they should really consider disband and retire
>>149188106
He shot after the bomb was planted because he heard the beep when it started. Have you ever played this game?
T H I C C
those pancakes look disgusting
i think i'd rather have C9 2-0 our guys than watch another game of Cobblestone
S H R O U D
the reddit star is showing up, maybe hes tired of being a shit NA player
>yfw shroud's ribbit highlight ddos's the stream
>>149188253
seized plays like shit, because he knows he's getting replaced by s1mple
>>149185280
I'm waiting.
>>149185179
>c9 going to win
>channel goes offline because they arent playing according to the script
uhh goobers???
if c9 wants to win something, they should move slemmy to coach and contract an EU player
>>149188220
They don't need to go full yolo rush mode but maybe don't keep trying the same setup until you lose the large advantage you had.
>>149188530
It's 15-14 for NaVi you fucking dumb ass.
>>149188687
>yolo rush
get off your fucking phone semmler
>>149188278
do u see his mouse twitch all over the place when guarding a spot?
press aimlock button > find location of enemies > twich movement
there was a webm of his aimlock shit here just recently too. bLATANT
so sad too, one of the most skilled and bright stars. him and swag, matching fixing and cheating
SHAKING
MY
HIPS
also
>tfw it takes you 20 seconds to write a response and 2 minutes to find a suitable anime reaction image
>>149188694
Still waiting.
overtime
I think Stewie2k is cute.
>>149188743
>mad because his boys choked
>>149188807
why are you shaking your hips? wtf
>>149188807
>anime
>calling cheats on normal plays
>probably gold nova
Wow, why am I not surprised.
>>149186401
Rules need to be followed.
Monkeys removed themselves.
C9 would've won this easily if Skadoodle didn't choke so hard when it counts. Watching this fucking cuck play brings my piss to a boil.
>>149186401
should have invited Tyloo to make up for fucking them over on their visas tbqhwy
Why the fuck do pros wait until the last second to attack?
That's just time pressuring yourself.
>>149188864
tab back in stupid2gay
>>149187951
nope, euro, that's how bad it's got anon.
>>149188807
>tf it takes me 20 seconds to write a response to your post and half of that time to find a suitable anime reaction gif
>>149189016
studying the enemy and trying to get the maximum amount of info
>>149189016
welcome to NaVi
>>149189074
maybe you just queue with these people and that's why you keep seeing them in your games :^)
>>149189016
To get info, to make them waste nades, to take late mid control since the CTs have to give it up once they run out of nades, to make them rotate since a fake with 20 seconds left is more likely to cause an overrotation. There's a ton of reasons.
>>149187006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIBsg-YUEMw
Because they are fucking dumb.
Odds are they really had no idea how Eleague rules work while signing up with SK.
>>149189016
>babbies first na'vi game
>>149189263
Also if the CTs try to get info late in the round they get punished. Aggression doesn't just happen in the beginning.
>c9 choke on OT
sigh
>>149188807
can I kiss your tummy?
>>149185179
>NA CS
>>149185179
I'm sorry that you are still a faggot
>>149189694
>>149189774
>>149185179
fucking scrubs get rekt
>>149189263
Also gives you much less time to react if the situation goes tits-up.
-slimey
+ ???
slemmy looks like a school shooter lol
>slemmy looks like a school shooter
>his surname is literally White
>white school shooter
>>149190219
whenever brax is unbanned
>>149190219
dont talk shit about are guy slemmdog millionaire
>>149190219
+ a bot
>>149190249
elige looks more like a school shooter lmao.
RELEASE BRAXTON
>>149190509
more like braxtOFF
LMAO
>>149190061
You should be able to react quickly anyway. The only situation where it sucks is if you lose the bomb, or if they saved their smokes and mollies, but if they did that you probably didn't pressure enough earlier in the round to make them waste them, or you played it wrong since if they're not smoking anything until late you probably had the chance to get a pick.
>>149190509
he'll never be unbanned
now remove the iwnl from your name and stop crouch spraying in dm servers, faget
>>149190456
Elige looks like he'd shoot up a school because the teacher gave him a B+
shroud
n0thing
stew2k
skadoodle
tarik
Who can stop this team?
Okay.
I'm ready for some non prime FUN
Taking bets on how many cheaters this game will havePlaying Dust2
>>149190881
>n0thing
dropped like its hot
>>149184604
see
>>149164074
Literally not "my" guy. Therefore, not "our" guy.
>>149190881
Any T2 EU team?
shroudy playing like a madman
>>149190881
bait
Has anyone considered the possibility of pro players using less obvious forms of cheating i.e. Adderal?
>>149190881
groupstage
>>149181586
>"stewie2k cheats" meme
>meme
He does tho.
>>149191205
NO ONE EVER ANON CALL THE 911
SEAN
>>149191205
Adderal is not cheating, you can get the same effects from general caffeine you fucking nerds need to let this meme die already
t.addy abuser
>>149190927
>4 kills pistol round
>Instantly headshot me 3 times in a row from long with an SMG
Well there's one
>>149191010
>dies from shitty crosshair placement
>cheating
lol
LADS ITS TIME
uhh stewtards?
>>149191205
do I bite the bait responding to this?
>>149191365
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAH
>>149191332
HAHAHAAHAHAH
>>149190737
Even if you do everything right things can still get fucked. Don't get me wrong, it's a good strategy, but I wouldn't want to rely on it too often, especially if the enemy team has a read on it.
But Na'vi will be Na'vi
SEAN?
>>149181651
It's here.
>>149164074
>>149191205
Taco has said on a interview that there was antidopping on ESL One, dont know if it was reall
>>149191205
post /her/
%?
.
.
.
.
.
;)
>slemshit
i like making fun of slemmy but that was just fucking embarrasing
i feel so bad for him right now
>>149192219
Slemmy is so fucking bad>>149192243
>slemmy
those peeked in walking peeks by Stew on cat...just walking and knows theres nothing there the kid is blatant that is fuckin sad how little respect he has for the people watching or the integrity of the game. What a piece of shit.
someone PLEASE kill semmler
>NA production
semmler pls die
>>149191303
>caffeine and amphetamine is pmt the same guys!!!
>tfw you betted $150 on c9
sigh
>>149191309
Kek even his own teammates reported him
Well the 2 that weren't stacked with him that is
>>149192662
thanks for the blog, keep us posted! :)
n0thing > GuardiaN
OUR GUY STEWIE2K
god stewart
>stew locks right on the guy in smoke...
>>149193270
>>149192439
>>149191365
nice meme
>le push through le smoke man strikes again
stewie is cute af
>>149193292
>mfw amerifats produce so much corn they have to put them on hotdogs
>They added lyrics to the song
>>149193334
>meme
>blantant aim locking in front of his face
Yea, when the fuckin Favelas do it it's nothing but hate but when a cheating faggot like Stewart does it it's all memes.
I sincerely hope you're trolling. If you're not trolling, then you either don't play CSGO or only have 50 hours in it.
reminder: it's still 1:0 for navi
and slemmy will drop mom's ravioli on ct side
>>149193596
>bet on navi to win the game
>bet on c9 to win map 2
ez pz skinez
>he betted against the le ching chong smoke jump man
>>149193545
>omg his crosshair was on his head for half a second
>blatant
Have you ever watched a demo in your life?
>C9 has 7 CTs
rigged as fuark
what are decoys?
>>149193875
>vlc
Opinion discarded.
>>149193830
1175 HOURS? THAT MUST BE THE WORLD RECORD OR SOMETHING
>>149194014
ur mum
cuz she's cheap and useless rofl
stew is a prodigy, lads
>>149194029
haha epic post /a/nonymous :D
>>149193389
Corn is good faggot
>>149194043
>claim i have 50 hours
>prove you wrong
>try to meme your way out
Consider the following:C9 s1mple
>>149193830
So lets say you're playing.
And you're going into lower form upper.
You know no one is in the corner to the left.
You're holding the angle to the right from a push.
For whatever reason your point your cross hair at the wall to the top right?
And then for some reason you wave the cross hair around then your step back and settle your cross hair far from the only possible entrance to upper from lower?
Oh, and when you "accidentally" moved the corsshair from the angle it happens to lock onto the head of a person playing Mid/B doors?
This is your position, correct? This is what you are defending?
Great.
>>149194181
>For whatever reason your point your cross hair at the wall to the top right?
I meant the wall to the top left*
i been stewie2k with shot
been cookin with the sauce
chef stewie with the pot boi
>that smoke bug where you can see enemy through
Fucking valve.
>>149194180
-shitdoodle +simple
-serial killer +anyone else
now that is a major contending team
Why did Cloud9 get rid of Freak? How will they get their addy now?
>>149194181
Have you ever watched Stewie's stream? The kid is constantly doing this, he can't hold an angle. He has a ton of stupid tics with his crosshair. And I've seen myself do way shadier shit in my demos.
SEMMLER SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE
>>149194180
Consider the following:Liquid Stewie2k
>>149193830
Have you ever watched a demo of yourself in that position? Why don't you. I'm sure you aren't a pro but you're not nearly as shitty as Stewie was in that position.
>>149194439
now that's a meme I haven't seen for a while
>>149194180
>playing with ugly people
nty
>>149192824
looks like 1 guy on our team is also very fucking blatantly walling
>>149194439
he's gone into dealing full time, baka, he sells addy to the whole scene
>>149194439
sean was the supplier, tb h
>>149194451
>The kid is constantly doing this
I believe it.
Now explain this
>>149191365
Just "skill" right? Including that second sho
>>149194579
i have prescriptions for these pills
>>149194180
>s1mple won't play for liquid that was in major final, with his boyfriend hiko
>he'll play with some streamers that didn't even qualify for major
NOSCOPED
Skagod
>>149194652
How is that even shady? All of those shots are normal, this is CS:GO. I feel like you have legitimately never played this game in your life.
>>149194180
simple doesn't want to live in NA
>>149194451
>The kid is constantly doing this
>went NA too much
WHY CAN'T STEWIE STOP MAKING STUPID PLAYS??
cheater vs cheater
draw
lol
>>149194985
t. Dan M
F I V E
D E A G
>>149194859
3 no scopes in a row?
2 of them jumping?
> All of those shots are normal,
Fuck off.
>>149185280
>>149189694
>>149189774
>>149189858
I'm still waiting.
>>149185179
>>149194985
>if your crosshair ever moves across another player somewhere on the map you're hacking
guess we're all hackers then. kill yourself
I'm better than Thorin at this shit I'm calling E-league.
>>149195326
>huur duur what is preaim
>shadow
Why is this a thing?
Peeker already have a position disadvantage.
>>149195326
What is that picture supposed to prove? That jumping noscopes are innacurate? Wow, thanks Sherlock.
Send in... The clowns...
>>149195326
>jumping
>random spread
>spread is server sided
>you have to hack server to make these shots more than just luck
not saying he's not cheating, but holy fuck, stop being retarded
ummm gotards???
fnatic will most likely go to final
n from other side of bracket, NiP looks like the most likely contender
u know what that means
50 rounds in bizon = must reload
t. LE
>Shahzam and Semphis commercial
>>149195525
>That jumping noscopes are innacurate
EXTREMLY INACCURATE! and you just saw fucking TWO of them in a row
But, not with fuckin cheats on they aren't.
Why even bother explaining this shit to you? The evidence is in front of your eyes and you're sitting there saying: "No! This is not cheating this is all well and good!"
whatever helps you sleep at night man.
You're right, Stewies2k is NOT cheating, he is completely, 100% LEGITIMIATE!
Accidentally lokcing onto the head of a guy across the map is NORMAL!
Getting 2 jumping awp shots is NORMAL!
Don't bother responding I won't care to pursue any more bullshit from you.
>>149195651
>NiP
>>149195457
>if it's eu vs eu, always pick the most popular team
>if it's eu vs na, always pick eu
thorin is a predictable retard
>>149195827
spread
is
server
sided
>>149195326
Even aimlock wouldn't make jumping awp shots much more likely to happen with the crazy amount of spread that happens at that range. Unless he's feeling like risking his career with crazy hacks while streaming matches that don't matter.
>>149195651
nip will lose to vp in the first round
NiPples XD
>>149195827
>cheating is bad
Your point? Every team have like one or two cheaters.
Has anyone noticed how Fnatic, with the exception of the most recent major, always get placed in the easiest groups, then go out to face the easiest to beat teams in the quarters?
>sausage party ads
looks like turner has a perfect understanding of their audience
Looking forward to sausage party tbqh
>>149195827
fuck off Dan
>>149195827
Dude I've hit jumping one taps with an AK across the map. You're claiming this is some unreal thing that never happens to anyone.
>Accidentally lokcing onto the head of a guy across the map is NORMAL!
Yes it is, it only isn't for silvers who have never watched a fucking demo. I've seen myself do that dozens of times. It's not actually uncommon.
Oh look another game another cheater
>>149195935
You rascal.
>>149196220
Did you expect stewie to stop playing after 1 map?
>>149195326
>>149195827
You litterally CANNOT cheat those shots. Spread is server sided, your client CANNOT tell the server where a noscope will land anymore, and hasn't been able to for 2 years.
Hell it's never actually been able to tell the server where to land, it could see the seed before it is sent to the server and adjust the viewangle to put that bullet on an enemy. Even if he WAS somehow nospread hacking, there's no sudden screen shake when he presses the trigger, that basically proves it's not cheated.
>>149195827
Getting two jumping AWP shots in a row is not "NORMAL!", which is why someone made a fucking webm of it in the first place. No one consistently hits jumping shots like that because it's not consistent by design, but crazy luck does happen.
>>149196191
>>149196191
>I've seen myself do that dozens of times.
Show me
>>149195709
what's the opposite of advertising?
>>149196384
>You litterally CANNOT cheat those shots.
Lmao have you ever seen a cheat with an automatic sniper headshoting everyone without scoping?
>>149196342
I was speaking of MM but yes it applies to stewie too
>>149195651
>NiP looks like the most likely contender
>>149196505
not after update that changed spread to be fucking server sided
uhhh navi?!!?!?
when are the americans arriving?
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Why don't NaVi just go B every round like other top teams?
>>149197321
>other
>>149197321
because they are dumb slavs. they don't even have tactics beyond "shoot them in head"
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
>>149197401
it's just a slump they will recover soon guardian had an injury
Oh look a guy with 100 hours with anime avatar
Oh he's aimlocking onto people through walls
Never would have guessed
>>149197321
Na'Vi is tilting because they are getting their ass hand by a tier 3 team.
>>149197601
Mad because you're bad xD
>>149197552
Why are you posting worst girl?
%?
>>149197783
>>149197975
>i like the socially awkward girl because i can relate :D
lmao fucking cucks
left click on my g100s is dying after less than one year, registers 3 times out of 4 no matter what
what do I get? preferably something very small and <40€
>>149197783
why arent you kissing me?
>rrrr is back
>>149198074
>I like the sperging country bumpkin because oppai :D
Pathetic
>pistol is balanced
>>149198184
>@
HA SO RANDUM&QUIRKY ;ddd
>>149198384
Just don't AWP.
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What's your problem?
>>149198401
Cmere you hot hunk
>>149198384
zowie ec1-a
>>149198513
left click is +attack, right click is +attack2
>>149198384
G303
>>149198639
My bad, thought you said right. I had the exact same issue on my Rival actually. Got an EC2-A and haven't had an issue since.
>>149198384
>>149198612
or ec2-a if you have tiny faggot hands
>>149198546
lmaooooo ;D it's getting funnier and funnier love this "meme" ha ha :-P
and IT-nerd jokes are the best!!!
>>149198674
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrready to get banned?
>>149198674
thanks for getting me banned aswell for being a faggot btw
>>149197552
>>149197783
>>149198074
>>149198408
>tasteless faggots
>>149198794
i think we can all agree that you have by far the worst taste out of all of us
>>149198794
>implying watching anime is not the epitome of tastelessness
hey guys theres an important game on right now why dont we talk about that instead of anime
thanks
>>149198875
not if you watch something cool like naruto or death note
GuardiaN needs to step up
>>149198939
I really deserved it, I had time to evaluate my life
and will I will not use trip again
>>149198969
C9 gonna be on tv nigga
>>149199138
you deserve to be publicly executed
>TILT
pizdec nahui
>>149198943
i hate myself for understanding your "joke". truly shameful.
>>149198935
>hey guys theres an important game on
Which game
Dude if C9 win here and kick Slemmy immediately after they might actually have a chance at this
>>149199293
yes im sorry. im doing 12 steps of jesus to get it out of my system
with rrrrrrrrrr trip
>>149199293
>offers his boypucci
>gets called slut
Only fair my dear faá Žm
>he betted on navi
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaH
>>149198943
haha i watch naruto too haaha come visit the naruto general and we can gaypost together ;)
This is what everyone in this general looks like IRL
>trusting guardian
Let's be serious here, the only team that chokes more than Na'vi is Asstrails.
another thread ruined by stupid rrrrr -.-
>>149199591
Can confirm, that's literally me
>>149199601
yes
>glock
Literally the worst gun in game.
>>149199601
Try 'n stop me copper
reminder that csgo pro scene is full of cheaters and you're still watching like a cukc
>no webms of obvious cheating
there are no cheaters in pr oscene noobs
>>149199591
I wish I looked as half as good as this dude
The hitreg on their server is fucked, what the hell
Choke9 comes through again my skines are saved.
>>149199931
>>149200087
W H O ?
>>149199591
me holding a cig pack
>>149200087
SAUCE?
>>149200113
and how old is that
>>149200173
>>149200287
g.e-hentai.org/?f_search=chouzuki+maryou
stewie2k in charge of aiming
>Zeus trashtalks his own team after winning a round cleanly
God I love slavs
And just like that, the dream is dead.
>>149200346
irrelevant. faggot should be banned even if he cheated on a pub in 1.3
>>149200814
should I be banned for using GunZ: The Duel cheats on my friends computer when I was 11?
>9-6 to 14-10
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
>>149200901
any time you cheat against any player without their consent your HWID should be banned in all games across steam, battle.net, origin and uplay
it's not over yet dudes
My skines are gone aren't they.
>and that's when i turn it on
>>149201061
Truth.
>>149201215
semmler knows
>he doubted our guys c9
>>149201215
Haha yea I heard that
>>149201265
ROFL
FUCK
ARE YOU SERIOUS
>he doubted
>>149201265
what the fuck is going on
Hahahah
NOTHING
TOOK OUT SLEMMY
>NA CS
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This wouldn't happen if n0thing stuck to smoking <10% THC stuff.
>you will never go to the club with shroud and stewie and pick up drunk qts
why even live
back to streaming for these overrated faggots
O U T P L A Y E D
One last stroke from CSGL ;^)
>>149201728
why would I want to pick up guys I'm not a faggot
>>149201705
%?
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.
.
:)
When C9 lost that round 14-14, I knew it was over.
FUCK
>>149201939
FUCKING SLEMMY FAGGOT REEEEEEE
>biggest prize pool event
>80k viewers
DEAD FUCKIN GAME LMAO
M(My)
F(F*king)
A(A.ss)
O(Off)
>>149202031
3 million on tv
>be american
>get cucked by europeans
>>149201908
Since Joris is a dutch name i bet at least 20.
anyone else use a tv as a monitor?
>>149202291
ur dad does rofl
>>149202291
I use it as a second monitor that I put movies, cs streams, porn etc on, occasionally games, why?