/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

1st for NA CS

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state of moses rn

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navi is going to get raped by fnatic...

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1st for our girl

>could have won $400 dollars but C9 didnt check the fucking woods

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

-Guardian, +s1mple ?

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Rate my

>>149202710
i would fuck her in the mouth, cunt and asshole if you catch my drift

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>>149202710
um thats not potter...

>>149202882
Einsachtsiebööööön

>>149202882
buy some fucking friends you pathetic faggot

> get hyped to play csgo after watching pro games on twitch
> alright i think i will play some csgo today!
> remember i got in silver 4 after a shit calibration
> join
> we lose the pistol round because my team is retarded
> pp bizon shitters use their crutch to mow over us 15-0
> we can not do anything because they outgun us every time at midrange
> my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
> on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
> I derank because of this
Fuck this game. Valve please fucking fix the bizon being capable of this bullshit. At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits

>>149202882
>vertigo not selected
stop posting

>enemy aces
>look steam profile
>100 hours
>-rep wh
>-rep aim
>x10

heh

>>149203102
>my team is to busy fucking buying armor defuse kits and smoke grenades to be useful
>on top of that I dropped a fucking 10 bomb so pretty much carried the game
>At least stop matching me up with shitters who buy defuse kits

I think you're right where you belong.

>>149202980
asa akira hottttt

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>he fell for the black bars meme

>>149203102 this was only funny when Flusha was using a bizon

Well thats me aroused

>Can only see enemy head
>Shoot
>Don't hit head
>Do 40 dmg

what?

i got the x ray vision

>>149204305
try hitting their head next time

>>149204359
#roasted #bigdickproblems #swole #my #sides #fknrekt

>It's an the bomb is A but the 3 people on B don't move team

>Drop m4 to teammate
>He drops it and buys m4
>next round asks me for drop

epic

>>149204751
>It's a "whole team rotates as soon as a single enemy is spotted and then bomb is planted on the opposite site" episode

>>149204876
>ask teammate for drop
>gives me an M4 instead of an M249
Uhhhhhh what the fuck why would he give me an M4

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>>149204876
>teammate says "drop anyone??"
>instinctively just buy an m4 for him without thinking
>he had $12k and was asking whether anybody wanted one

>>149204937

>His teammates look at minimap

Nice privilege

>>149204876
Or, the advanced version

>teammate asks for drop
>simultaneously gets three AK's thrown at his face
>shit guys we only lost one round why are we so poor

simbly ebin

although really if three people are willing to toss him guns that quickly we generally don't have a problem with money

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>>149204876
>bottomfragging shitbird that's been screaming at us the entire game asks me for a drop after losing his AWP for the eighth time
>give him this thing

>teammate asks for awp drop
>drop him an aug
who /devilish/ here

>>149205205
>save awp save awp
>pick one up
>throw it outside of the map
>bath in the bitter tears of the bottomfragging russian

>>149205205
You forgot
>he then proceeds to topfrag the rest of the game

>>149205267
>>149205205
I always throw them a scout if they're a shitter, or if they're stupid enough to ask when everyone barely has enough to buy for themselves. Gives them a brief glimmer of hope before they realize.

>>149205205
>>149205267
>>149205448

>He then teamkills you and takes your weapon

>ask for drop
>teammate gives me an AWP
>mention how I'm trash with AWP and ask if anybody wants to trade AWP for M4/AK
>nobody wants to trade
>proceed to get kicked because I can't hit anything with AWP

https://www.twitter.com/Wild/status/756281264970227712

Csgolounge will be down by the 30th

>>149205901
how do they have so many followers???

>>149206012
Because they're a gambling site you dispshit

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>>149205715
>bottomfragging russian on my team asks for drop
>someone else throws an m4 in front of him
>right as the round starts, I throw him my SMG so he cant pick up the m4 and take it for myself
>he gets insanely mad, teamkills me and takes the gun
>next round stand in front of him and knife his feet
>he gets even more mad and can't resist shooting me
>gets a cooldown

>>149205825
I know that feel, kind of. I hate using the awp but I'm semi-okay with it and I often end up saving one, getting a couple kills with it before the round ends, and get shoehorned into having to use it until I get killed.

>saved an AWP, anyone wanna trade me?
>nah bro we already got another AWP and you seem alright with it

if you wanna get baseline competent with it play some casual and buy only the scout, erry round until you can afford an awp

>>149206432
>buy tec9 armour
>pick up an awp from dead opponent
>win a 1v3 with it out of luck
>use it bro you were sick with it last round
>miss easy shots and lose mid control plus the subsequent round

happened more than the once desu

lol dead game

>>149202980
I'd rather insert my penis in potter, nylon looks like a "don't cum on my face, I don't DO blowjobs, you're going too deep, don't look at my butthole" kind of girl.

>Need 3k xp for drop
>Don't want to play mm with cheaters
>Don't feel like DM

zzzzz

Oh look it's another I went behind wall but got tp'd back and headshot because even though I play with 5ms ping the other fucking toasters are playing with 200ms ping

>>149207528
It's the biggest reason why CS:GO is garbage game, it's extremely lenient lag compensation just so fucking 3rd worlders have "good experience" on their 100ms+ connections.

Selling keys is more important than the integrity of the game to Valve so it will never change.

we dem boyz

>They throw 4 flashes long
>10 seconds after last flash
>One guy comes thru
>Dies

Is this some masterful tactic I don't understand?

>Don't get any bonus if you find someone not guilty in overwatch
>Most cases are shitty silvers reporting other shitty silvers

Heh

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What do I need to install to win a fucking MM game

>>149210264
install some subtle wallhacks

>>149210264
You died 12/15 rounds T side, 6 times without a frag

>>149210264

nice fucking hacks noob

>>149210991
Look on the left side. I have 2 ties in the last 10 matches and the rest are losses.

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>>149210264
>he cannot win against animefags

how much longer until dazed k*lls himself?

>>149211116

>>149211195
hey you forgot to type a reply

>>149211430
kys faggot

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me on top

Is there a final solution to microhacks problem in CS:GO

>>149210264
>be master
>get carried in steel strea
>think i'm good
>be shit

>>149212235
I played a total of 5 maps with steel, and I think they were ALL in faceit.

i miss when every tournament played monstercat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Y_AZ8fJD0

is dazed gay?

>>149213113
o ya he is my gay married daddy dazed

>>149213262
see
>>149212035

>>149213404
im not gay, only my daddy dazed is

>not watching TyLoo vs. Epsilon

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Why are these people aloud to live

Rate my little brother's AWP ace on Mirage. We're only Silver Elite but whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwdOzDw-tMo

I edited it to rip off the "JW goes insane" video.

>>149212184
yes, a secure OS basically

you can't install hacks in Xbox one for example without meddling with the hardware (not even sure if that is possible as well)

so Valve basically needs to secure the OS where any untrusted code can't be executed at any level

>>149213681
well i was trying to bait a "where's the link faggot" response but it seems like nobody cares so i'll just post it anyway

http://www.huomaotv.cn/live/9763

please support our gooks

What's up with people getting headshots before their model even turns in overwatch demos?
Is it just demos being shit?

esea is so fucking shit now it's unreal. the teams area always fucking skewed to one side. I always get an avg of 8.5 rws on my team while the other team has a 10.5 average rws.

That's like matching fucking MGE's vs supremes what the actual fuck. And then I have to play and cooperate with these people and by round 5 i'm already so tilted that I play at 10% of what i'm capable off. End up dropping 30 kills every game but losing 16-12 knowing I could've easily won if i just didn't fucking tilt.

but not tilting when you have to watch your absolute retards of teammates leave their spots without calling, not rotating even after the other site is taken, baiting you when you have a gun and they have pistol no armor etc.

you call them out for it and they get salty as fuck as if they know better than you and they give you negative karma making it so you can't use flashes anymore. now you have to play even fucking better to win.

fucking kill me now. oh and ko1n is the #1 rws player in EU, a guy openly admitting to cheating on his account and he's just doing it to see how long it takes for esea to ban him.

>>149214983
yes, OW demos are 32 tick which means they are completely fucking useless

>>149215035

Who the fuck came up with that genius idea

>>149214992
yea esea just bans people after viewing their pov demo

>>149214992
>paying money to play a game you already own

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>149215257
they were 16 tick before

the main idea is that valve doesn't want to waste money since the higher tick, the more storage they need

same reason servers are 64 tick, higher tick rate requires more resource to host the game for their servers.

Thus money

where can I find people who actually want to trade and not buy qs for 80% market value

lounge is retarded

>>149215421

i am literally too good to play mm so all i do is dm and play some esea every now and then.

should be playing rank s but lifes not that easy, would have to go grind it out with a team of retards to get that. Tier 2 teams are all garbage players who know how to take aimduels, that's it.

i'd rather shoot myself than grind it out with a bunch of people with inflated egos because of decent aim but no brains and understanding why they're stuck in tier 2 shit land.

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shit game

Wow, finally got a ragehacker in 6 overwatch cases

whens the last time you kissed a girl?

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>>149216478
Over 4 years ago

>Says I have overwatch xp bonus active
>Play valve DM
>Don't get any bonus xp

Epic

>>149216016

Get good.

>There's a steam group with 5k members for undetected csgo cheats

Literally epic

>>149216478
couple of weeks ago

I can't remember it though

>>149217142
They are all me desu.

>lose because team can't decide on where they want to take the bomb on T side

>>149216478
I wanted to say 7 years ago but then i realized it was 9. Oh how the time flies.

post your favorite map and your favorite episode of the sopranos

Trump wins lol.

>>149216478
Just before Valentine's Day

dumped her on Valentine's Day because I realised I kinda hated her, saved me the money

ended up watching Deadpool on my own, she was in the same theater, same screening, third wheeling my friend and his girlfriend lmao

>>149219757
Dust 11
Don't watch that gay shit

>>149216478
been a few months
did fuck a 15 year old tho
was pretty cool

>>149220168
umm reported???

>seangares will never bully you

>>149220168
you need to go younger family.
>>149221101
i just started his stream why was that one guy throwing?

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J0RIS FOR FUCK SAKE DON'T GIVE ME NO GODDAMN ATTITUDE, I WANT THE % AND I WANT IT NOW

>>149221235
i think warden was throwing because his teammates were on the other team and are close to #1 on the rank s leaderboard, so he wanted them to win

>>149221458
warden is a t1 cunt.

https://www.twitch.
tv/s1mpleof/v/79243990?t=01h16m20s

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THOUGHT PRIME WAS SUPPOSED TO STOP THIS SHIT
>aahahah guys look at me hahah im so cool i queue with my friends and rage hack to win hahahah wow don't you want to be my friend lol EX DEEEEEE lmao

steam://rungame/730/76561202255233023/+csgo_download_match%20CSGO-Mi2Au-wNtev-hKwau-u7JXv-4CZAB

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>>149220168

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made me a burg

>>149222551
good burg

>>149222580
thanks

looks over cooked desu

>>149222551
*eats*

>>149222551
Meg burg too thick

>>149222551

I had 2 burgers today and both were shit, feels bad.

bae wit da ace famalams

>>149222330
>it's a "tryhard clan of cheaters trying to play legit on mm but realize they can't even win when tryharding and end up toggling their $5 cheats" episode

Why is Fallen cheatin bros? I thought he was the good guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVUVa48-pJc

>favelas
>good

>>149216478
Never, like i cant make this shit up familia.

>tfw you get some sweet juan deags on a pistol+armor round against faggots using auto snipers

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>play arms race with knife for memes
>win

>See a guy through smoke due to a bug with molotovs

>Not sure if I should shoot him and risk overwatch or let him live

feels bad man

>>149226070
>tfw your team is losing so you buy a scout on a save round and take out two players by yourself

do I watch sean "protect his smile" gares, or Sam "daddy Dazed" Marine's stream pham?

>>149227824
daddy's

>>149227824
sgares

>>149227824
elige

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Did i mess up ?

>>149226773
i shoot anyways idc ive done it at least 30 times it has happened

>>149229169
Now you'll have to research the specifics of that game so you can tell it in detail every game you play.

>>149226773
It's my dream to be banned while not hacking, always take the shot

>>149202358

MIKE, I FOUND THE CHOCOLATE PUDDING!

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>>149227921
If he wanted to watch experimental rats there are better shows available.

>>149227824
watch felps

>>149230036

spank me daddy

>>149216478
>girl

Like 6 years ago. I kiss my bf daily though and it's the best.

>>149216478

i kiss 1 girl every week. if not i get grumpy

>>149216478
5 years ago i think

What's next for our boys in FaZe now that faze clan is going to clean toilets in prison?

http://www.hltv.org/match/2303559-efuture-tyloo-pro-gamer-league-2016-summer-finals

I didn't think it was possible to have worse T sides than Cloud9.

>point blank with tec-9
>80% of the shots miss
Ebin game vulva

>>149231939
>tec-9
>not p250

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Meme terrorist made a meme and is cashing in on it now.

Holy shit Scream is genius.

>>149202980

https://vine.co/v/ih335uQXrA2

>teammates get mad because I throw our 4th AWP out of map and buy an AK

>>149232602
>4th AWP
For some reason, at the end of a round, no matter how many we already have, no matter how good they are with it, everyone at my rank picks up an awp when they see it.

I've ended up on a 4 awp team on T side Nuke once. We lost that round and then it didn't happen again, but still. Two of those guys bought one at the start of that round, even.

>be silver elite
>teammates with howling dawn and iBP holo stickers on their guns
What the fuck is this shit

>>149233196
>be silver elite
don't do that

>>149233512
I'm playing at 20fps on a connection that loves to jump up to 750 ping sometimes

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>>149216613
What a coincidence

>>149233596
don't do that either

>>149214424
Actually not that bad, still though what the fuck is that cross hair.

anybody else really fucking annoyed by the new sound when you reload and your clip hits the ground?

>>149216478
9 years since I had any female contact

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Who else is watching this roast?

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>>149235529
damn wardens getting the heat

>>149235867
Seriously if NA doesn't want to be a joke they need to kick shitters like him out and call up more kids like Stew. Who knows how many play hours were fucked up by this guy?

>>149229169
Fucking nice

>>149230031
Keep that reddit show the fuck away

>>149235529
Stew wasn't "found" in FPL or Rank S. He was already in SKDC before those existed.

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>>149236042
>call up more kids like Stew
inb4 NA teams full of asians, sandniggers and whatever they can gather
america: stealing the world's best talents and claiming they are the best since day 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRCeSpQUgbc

Years later and this shit is still great

>>149238935

who is going to watch a movie of a kid named phoon lol

>>149238935
O god i didnt even know someone made this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzPL2JuOfDM

whats a good quick sell item for opskins

im playing the markets :p

>>149239138
roca is a pretty cool person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7bnj17Trlk

>>149239847
I just watched that, roca is pretty cool, would drink beer with

>>149239681
you can sell cheap knives for $25 pretty much instantly

>>149240362
there's $25 knives on the valve market? i bought an m4 on opskins, insta sold it for $20 profit on market, and now would like to get my money back to opskins wih minimal loss of value.

>>149240515
no, you can sell cheap knives on opskins

your best chance for a close conversion rate is ak redline FTs but unless you intend to spend the money on the market you should never try to profit like that

converting from steam wallet to opskins takes tons of time and it's very small profit at best

you'll have to wait a week for them to be tradable again

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What the fuck is this meme bullshit?

Goddamn fucking normalfags, I just wanted to warm up a little

>>149240641
I think i'll do cobble cases. I'm not looking for profit from steam to opskins, just minimal loss.

>>149203406
>taking the bait
>being this gullible

oh boy

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>>149206721
CSGO January 2015: Approximately 5 million unique players, wow had about 4 million
CSGO January 2016: Approximately 10 million unique players. WoW is still one of the biggest MMO's and has 1/3rd of the player base CSGO has, which has double in size in just one year, and the pro league is being sponsored by huge corporations now, like ESPN, and gaining more and more attention by the day.

What exactly is your definition of "dead game", because it seems like its "im a fuckin casual and I don't like games that are hard"

Pic related; you.

>>149214992
>and they give you negative karma making it so you can't use flashes anymore. now you have to play even fucking better to win.

what?

@>149241328
reddit, it's time to go back already

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So when was the last time you opened cases /csgog/ ?

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Anyone who have links to the HLTV threads that got her triggered?

>>149241829
Is this in that response when female secret lost to some tier 12 male team?

>>149224827
if someone could please tell me how to get a crosshair while unscoped with AWP id be so fucking greatful.

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>>149241857
probably

fap boobs dick

>muh misogyny

>>149241829
>>149242071
i think it's that LGR match, they played really disrespectfully and used knife/default pistols/meme guns a lot

worth a watch

>>149241982
most private cheats have that feature

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Who /imcute/ here?

>>149210264
>he loses to anime

>>149235529
why is warden such a faggot?
A MANAGEER

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https://www.facebook com/mntcs/videos/vb.1423568904538326/1770592019836011/?type=2&theater
>best female team in the world
ummmmmmm gonads?

>>149214363
I made fun of this degenerate the whole game.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/FairballCsgo/

23-15 KD on a match we got stomped how much elo do I lose?

>>149241829
I would be honored to be crushed by zAAz. Please step on my balls with your high heels.

>>149241829
try google "zAAz mad af site:hltv.org"

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>Playing MVP theme: AWOLNATION

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>>149245443
>Playing MVP theme: Mord Fustang-Diamonds

>>149245443
>>149245545
>music enabled
>mvp music enabled

>>149245560
some community servers' music are comfy

>>149245605
>win round
>some shitty fucking foreign trash with a smoker girl voice comes out of nowhere

>>149241395
ESEA has a karma system where you get upvoted or downvoted by other teammates and players based on if you were cool or not basically.
If you get too many downvotes they dont allow you to buy flashbang's (usually because bad karma means youre a griefer ) so that you can't be a dick and teamflash intentionally and shit like that. Also just encouragement to be cool.

>>149246647
wtf
sounds literally like reddit

>>149244857
It gets determined like this;
System decides which team has a better chance of winning.
If you're the underdog team, each round loss takes away elo, but less then a round loss if you were on the favored team, and awards elo for each round win, more so then the favored team.
If you win 16-0 as the underdogs, you're gaining more ELO then if the other team had won 16-0. And vice versa if you had lost. Also I've heard that your personal MVP stars have an affect on your elo, but nothing else.

>>149246715
Eh it's a good system desu. There's a reason ESEA has the highest level players over any other competitive platform. And the karma system encourages good behaviour and teamwork.

>>149246647
I knew about the karma system but I thought it didnt do anything.
That's retarded. At which point does it stop you from buying flashes?
And if you get that much negative karma its probably your fault dude.

>>149246913
Most ESEA players are trash.
The Karma system literally doesnt do shit and nobody gives a fuck.
The reason why good player play there is that there is cash prizes, good servers and good AC.

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>>149216093

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>g2 kicks ex6tenz, one of the most cerebral IGLs in the game, becomes a top-4 team after 2 months
>sk relies on walking into sites and toggling instead of complicated fake strats to win major
>thorin: "the aim-heavy meta is dead guys!"

Why do we still listen to this guy again?

>>149247724
not to mention team liquid stacks their team with good aimers and places top 4 for 2 majors in a row

>>149247724
>"the aim-heavy meta is dead guys!"
>sk relies on [...] toggling

theory checks out

>>149247724
>csgo analysis

it's literally see man shoot man: the game

smokes, flashes only serve to skew the game of man-shooting in your favor

any analysis is a complete joke

>>149247795
toggling or not you can't deny they're aim-heavy as fuck nowadays, compared to early on this year, when LG played every single T round like Navi, running the clock down to 0:30 then use the information + picks they got to burst into a site (and win)

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>>149247724
SK is the best team in the world because they make decisions as a team. Their T sides are good because they know what to clear from certain angles and can fill the role in easily. Their CT sides are good because Fallen does his best to minimize eco rounds.

Most T2 teams are there because of poor economy management and bad coordination. That's why G2 is great and NV isn't. NV forcebuys. G2 has natural duos on CT sides and roles for each player.

>>149235529
Abby is a transgirl who sucks Selfless's dick. I think Ryu is just too nice to tell him that he's fucking annoying and has mental problems.

I've talked to him in Ryu's chat before. Really fucking sensitive about being called a guy. Weird because he's a savage on twitter.

>>149248189
Last I checked >she posted rankings on NA teams.

TL > OPT/C9/TSM/Self > EFX/CLG/COL/SPY

>>149248101
>X is the best team in the world
hi reddo

>>149248501
TL with Simple? Pretty accurate if that's the case. maybe over inflating Selfless but again, he's got his asshole wrapped firmly around everyone in that team's cock.

>>149248512
SK is top tier with G2 and Navi then?

Still, it's more complicated than these two make it out to be.
>>149247826
>>149247795

I edited this at 2am last night and I don't know what the FUCK I was thinking with the music, but here's a stupid thingy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRFfYvq13Yk

>>149248674
You've been pseudo tripfagging yourself on this general for the last 2 days. Yes we know you're held down by your team based on the scoreboards. Get over it.

>>149248597
TL with pimps is still significantly better than Optic, c9, tsm, or selfless.

I think Selfless earned their spot by smacking col with a CEVO/ESEA main kid as their 5th and bringing C9 to 4 overtimes on Overpass and Mirage while C9 had ping advantage.

>>149248674
you're better off posting these on HLTV or reddit we only care about gambling here

>>149248910
I never blame my team, I haven't played comp in 2 months and I am not nearly as good as I used to be. Aim wise I might be close but my judgement is garbage again. I only blame myself for not single handily winning MGE matches, because I SHOULD be single handily winning LEM matches.

Except that match, most blatant BS i've seen in a while. I can blame hackers on that, right?

>>149249003
Ryu is a fucking genius, somehow he takes pure aimers and gets them to team play. That's why he can take T3 players and make a T1 (NA) team.

Relyks is actually a REALLY good player, too.
https://www.youtube.com/user/1Relyks/videos
He has 4k's and aces in RankS and FPL on the reg. He doesn't choke in real matches too.

>>149249325
Lurkers in NA: Hiko n0thing Relyks. Rest are trash. I expect CLG to get him if they don't buy Faze.

>>149248674
Congratulations on showing us that you use cheats. I review cases quite often and if I watched that in a case you'd be getting banned for wall hacks. One example of many that I could point out, you jumped out of connector with your awp and landed aiming in jungle super far right of the door directly at the guy standing there, who hadn't been moving or doing anything, perfectly aimed at him which is not a common place to aim at all in comparison to looking sniper nest door. Also wtf were those 1 kill clips are those supposed to be impressive? "Look guys I shot one dude in a door way from B bomb site isn't that impressive" end of clip.

>>149214363
>aloud

>>149250070
His point still stands. These """"people"""" should be gassed.

>>149247724
It's not aim if their cheats do it for them.
It's a toggle heavy meta now.

>>149249631
The one kill clips are for continuity, they are continuations of the round. Pay attention to the round counters. If i get 2 kills in a round and they are both not garbage, I want to show both of them. If it was a video of the last 3 months of MM demos sure, I could put only the cool kills in it and not care about context at all, but this is basically one match and one round from another one. The one I pick up the Dlore was a 4k full eco round, i literally had glock no armor and my team mate boosted window with an AK he force bought and killed the awper. I have no clue what clip you're talking about when I jumped out of connector and preaimed someone, maybe the 4k eco round? I had a fucking glock out, what was i going to do at that range anyways. I was running to Jungle to grab a fucking awp as fast as i could.

I don't cheat. You can ask Ballsy, we've played together a lot. I have 1900 hours on my main, and a few smurf accounts with 200-300.
I know where people will be because i've been here before, i watch my map and don't check things that my team has already checked, which cost me a round this match because someone on the enemy team was hiding ninja on A site and 2 of my mates walked right past him so I never checked it. You can watch the whole demo, I posted the share link earlier in the thread.

Thanks for the confidence boost though, needed that.

>>149249631
>One example of many that I could point out, you jumped out of connector with your awp and landed aiming in jungle super far right of the door directly at the guy standing there, who hadn't been moving or doing anything, perfectly aimed at him which is not a common place to aim at all in comparison to looking sniper nest door.
I read this again and it makes sense now.

https://youtu.be/xRFfYvq13Yk?t=1m15s

I saw his barrel/shoulder and 190ms reaction times + good movement = kill. Simple as that. Go to the demo and count ticks from when I see his barrel to when I scope, the reaction time isn't even that great honestly. It will be probably 8-10 ticks at 32 ticks/second, which is normal human reaction times.

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>>149250547
>>149247724
I'm surprised FNC didn't do as well. It's not like flusha didn't try his damndest, smashing that aim key.

>>149231769
Didn't heard the good news? They rename Faze to Fraudzy, no strings attached, everything will be fine.

>>149251894
That's funny

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>>149248189
holy fuck who do these people think they are tricking
>hehe, i grew my hair for 18 months and bought pink headphones, now let me use the women's bathrooms, BIGOT!
>it's not just a phase, DAD

>>149254120
wow, that actually looks like an ugly woman

>>149254120
Lel, that webcam through stream through screen cap quality. Who knows >she might look good in person.

>ChloeLock
>@TheChloeLock
>When @kiocsgoo asks if you're hungry and pours you a bowl of dog food

kek, based kio

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> I can not take of items from page (CSGOLounge) I can not take the items found Requested returns Why?
>try again in a few seconds I get the same message for the past hour and im pissed, i want my skins back
>I want my knife I cant withdraw my Butterfly Knife Safari Mesh MW 3 hours and still Try in few seconds
This is the best thing that happened to CSGO since release.
I hope betting dies, valve finally fixes the game and makes Half-Life 3.

>>149255114
Not rushing to extract your $ from the sites ASAP was a mistake. Wild's prices for skins with their currency are inflated by 250-300% vs 'before'. I can't imagine what a site like CSGL (Polish?) is doing. They were somewhat reputable at least.

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hahahgagh fuck warden is so fucking pissed right now

https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums&d=topic&id=798591

>>149254731
she pretty fine tho

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>>149255894

>>149202358

you're gonna need to remove that betting part in the general op :^)

>5 rounds into the game
>3-2 to us
>"I have to go"
>Player in your teams has disconnected
WHEN YOU CLICK ACCEPT YOU ARE COMMITTING TO A FULL GAME THAT MAY LAST UP TO 90 MINUTES
IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE
ABOVE THE FUCKING ACCEPT BUTTON
FUCK YOU

>>149257030
literally every game this seems to happen. or they go afk and spin in spawn for the entirety.

>>149257030
It's just a game man.
You're not playing for money or anything.

>>149257794
>>149257951
>>149258101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WG8DrXPrsc
NOT IF I SUMMON HIM FIRST

STOP

Hey more pseudo tripfagging lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgsTFgi-Wlw

>>149258689
Wait a second is this a counterfeit card

>it's a you're having a tight game then an enemy player rage quits and they surrender episode

lmaoing@MSL getting mad at retards in esea

>>149259502
I'm pretty sure he's in the closet, no normal guy can be prone to this much drama

>>149258809
you're playing inferno 1v1, where else could be fucking be, this clip is not impressive.

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>adult male
>wears shorts in public
>plays magic the gathering

>>149260181
some hold the bottom of banana for a cross to car. Or go in the pillars and try to wide peak and throw the CT off.

You clearly have never played inferno 1v1's.
Or you have and you're oversimplifying it to troll, in which case you win; I replied seriously to your bait. Well memed.

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https://twitter.com/TeamVirtuspro/status/756460210663723008

https://twitter.com/natusvincere/status/756459793485795329

hey guys wanna join my dnd group?

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>first rank sem
>80 wins till finally reach nova 1
>reach gnm at 100

gotardss?????

>>149260926
lol

>>149260926
lol

>>149260926
keep me posted

>>149262197
lol

>>149262197
will do bb xx

>>149262197
lol

>>149263082
lol

>>149263082
lol

>>149263082
lol

you cuties wanna play a game?

>>149259274
>it's an enemy team is being carried hard and their topfragger ragequits after half

So how much longer until iBP is unbanned?

>>149263750
how cute are you

>>149262197
K... KEEP ME POSTED

>it's a your team's planter doesn't plant the bomb while smokes are still up episode

>>149264097
add me and find out :3
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Imtali

>>149264675
>Multiple VAC bans on record
>tali
lmao

So apparently, my parents decided to take my debit card this morning to pay my rent early and they reversed some charges that I made for G2a to buy shit on OPskins. What are the chances of my knife being taken away from all the keys I bought?

>>149264675
add me please :3

steamcommunity.com/id/sniler

>>149265227
how would they get taken away?

Is match betting still a thing or is it being killed too?

>>149205205
>playing bad
>have to ask for drop 2-3 rounds in a row even though we're winning
>still playing bad
>feel guilty and just go P90/XM1014 for the rest of the game and drop rifles when they need it

>>149264675
Based tali coming to save us fromsputh american monkey

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wtf happened? i randomly could see thru crates in mirage completly randomly

i was playing casual in mirage and all of a sudden i could see through walls? like i was spectating the enemy team's top fragger and he was invisible to me? and then next round i could see through the crates?

am i going to get vac banned? i didnt install any hacks or anything? im currently doing a pc virus scam with avg. anyone know why this happened?

i just installed a new mouse today too, HAVIT HV-MS745

what in the world is happening?

>>149268459
alt+tab is the solution

>>149264675
>Lithuania
pideras

>>149268459
You bought one of the mice the pros use and it comes with preinstalled cheats.
Get ready for that ban bicboi

>>149268459
committing suicide is the solution

>>149268459
nice walls

>>149268459
>>149268710
no seriously wtf am i suppose to do? i DID NOT install any hacks whatsoever but all of a sudden i have walls?

what im going to try and do is delete all counterstrike files and the like, all cs chache files and registry files and anything i can, and just reinstall

hopefully that works

should I masturbate today?

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>>149269913
>he doesnt fap every day
lowtest detected

>>149269913
I won't allow it. Not for the rest of the week.

>>149269986
yeah, my highest faprate is like 3/week, normal is 1-2/week and lowest was I think 1/2 weeks, without any nofap or other gay shit

>>149269913
i already have

>>149269986

saving up for that big load feels good though

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>>149270370
>big load
>into your jizzsocks
why?

Do you think csgl will shut down or will valve ban the bots

>>149270815
>csgl: yeah, we closed our site mr volvo, no more betting :^)
>valve: who gives a fuck

>>149270815
they wont shut down
theyll either find a way around bots for betting or theyll probably become a skin trading website
they have way too big of a community/user base to let it go to waste

>space soldiers

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fucking eleague
yesterday two bo3s started at 20:00 CEST, today they also have two bo3s, but it's fucking 00:00 CEST, what the fuck

>>149271307
>de_nuke

>>149271570
never mention this CoD map again

>>149271151
Valve might get fucked in the ass if they won't stop this gambling shit, thus they will fuck every single casino website too.
I swear you guys live under a rock and don't know what's happening and why suddenly valve decided to do something. (not because they're the good guys)

>>149271307
>space roaches

>>149271558
They should honestly schedule all matches with NA teams to be on NA times and vice versa with EU teams/matches.

>>149271558
Because they are on TV. Best (only) timeslot they could get.

Memes aside, %?

>>149272980
90
safe to go for a roll familiam

Astralis will beat Niko & Friends, right?

>>149275764
It's a quarter, not a semi so yeah

>>149275764
ldo

mousesports will get atleast one map right?

>>149276729
LMAO

wait is astralis going to have their manager play again?

>>149276729
they will

cache or dust 2 is theirs

>>149275764
Never bet on these shit teams bro

tfw no rhodesia bf

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>>149278107
?

>>149278842
tfw no rhodesia (country) bf

>>149279037
tfw

>those black laminate knives,

Is it safe to say those kind of skins are shit ? As much as the AK and gut knifes are okay, all the others look so disappointing.

what's /magog/'s official m4 digital pixels?

inb4
>paying for skins
>a1-s skins

>>149281574
Niko signed soucenir radiation hazard

>>149281574
FN Howl

>>149281574
URBAN DDPAT
or
DESERT STRIKE

only non-cringy skins for m4

>>149281574
>paying for skins

>>149281574
Howl
Poseidon
Tornado

Eleague soon, lads!

>>149281574
objectively the jungle tiger

literally the patricians choice, untouched by reddits filthy hands, used only by true connoisseurs of style.

>>149282809
more like poorfag's choice lmao fys my man

>>149283673
t. asimov && howl fanboy

>>149281574
I don't use any skins, because I'm special snowflake, but zirka looks pretty cool

>>149283929
b-but asimov for m4 good one

I have been watching twist's stream and this one diego_silvaaa4 character has been asking for his setting for the last 40 minutes

fucking degenerate retard

>>149284927
who care...

>>149284927
/csgoy/ watches anything else than tournaments streams? I don't recall allowing it

>>149284927
Thanks for the info

Anyone want to buy Gamma keys?
I'm selling for 1,7€ Paypal each. I need the money urgently to buy the 1060.

>>149284927
Ok.

fucking gayfaggot reddit says it starts 00:00 CEST but eleague stream is already online and countdown says 6 minutes
damn gayfaggots

whats fnatic doing in na? im watching autimatic's stream bc no one else on twitch is showing rank s games

>>149285149
reminder that /csgog/ list of streams to watch is:
>european professionals playing fpl
>esports
>high level surfing

waatching the following type of streams is reddit:
>american pros other than dazed playing fpl/ranks being """""""""""Funny"""""""""""""
>pug players
>streamers playing casually

ez for asstrails, right magog?

>>149285383
maybe waiting for fucking eleague semi finals? why would they leave just to come back next week?

>>149285487
ldo

>>149284927
is there really nothing else going on in your life you felt that this is relevant information pls go outside for a bit

>>149285535
nys

>>149285462
is launders their guy?
also dazed is not a pro and he's the essence of "ill probably get downvoted, but pls listen to my edgy and fucking popular opinion :^^^^)", but in streamer version

>>149285610
i post what i want nigga

it was just mere observation of idiots who ask for player's settings to make them play better

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>whats my name

he knows

he shitposts here

>>149285882
no you don't, go home gamer girl