/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

What time is it?
Waifu time

first for my waifu

Who broke the maps? I can't pan around them or zoom in.

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Smoking is cute!

fourd for RIP Eros due to shitty hosting, kek

>>149101085
>>149101317

Is he/she getting date raped?

>>149101890
Works on my machine

>>149101905
Smoking is gross!

>>149048343
>>149048076
>>149048454
It's supposed to be space not your powergamer shopping mall you faggot. Gitgud at space exploration or suck it.

>>149101958
What actually happened was, as a young inexperienced engineer, I tried to set up the singularity on Bay and got shocked and burned to all hell and flung into space.

For a good hour I ended up sitting next to the derelict, just edging above crit as I slowly healed and, being out of radio contact and not dead, the only chat I could see was the OOC channel, wherein pic related happened.

Eventually I did recover enough to stand, patched myself up as best I could on the derelict and floated back to the station.

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How tall do you think the average spaceman is?
How tall is your spaceman?

>>149102990
I'm 6'3".
My spessman is 5'8".

>>149102990
I vaguely remember there being a lot of manlets here

Can someone post the pic with the chem mixes on it I need 2 try and git gud

>>149102990
Probably 5'0 manlets if gravity is so high it takes forever just to stand up from slipping on the floor

Wasn't SangriaMonkey permabanned?

Shipstation when?

birds are literally meme animals go back to tumblr

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BIRDS ARE BEST

Appeals are easy modo.

>>149101757
You lose though, for not posting the mostest pure cute waifu.
______

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THREADLY REMMINDER

>>149103396
there you go famalan

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VOX IS KING

>>149102345
lung canca

>>149102990
>>149102990
5'11 girl

I justify it as being Martian born so lower g and taller heights.

The average height would probably be very earth like as I imagine NT recruits mostly from earth. Martian colonists would be about 6 inches or so taller than earthers and those raised on space stations or ships maybe upwards of a foot taller than earthers depending on their stations g. I'd say the average would be a little higher than current 1st world heights due to a huge range but the medium employee being earther born.

>I borged one of the vox
>Shortly after I hear IF YA SMELLLLLL
All planned

>be raider
>other raiders are of speaking like this, yes?
>muster all my energy not to suicide

>>149102990
Cosmonauts are at 5'7'', Astronauts at 6'2'' max if I recall correctly.

>>149103574
you sir are a gent

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>>149103479
I haven't caught a single ban in five years

>>149102990
3'5". Gotta gene mod dat efficiency.

>>149103709
I could have sworn you were permabanned.

>tfw you figure out shotguns and ion rifles fit in your suit storage
>mfw already used an ion rifle to shut down a bad vampire who had an egun and kill him

God damn, it's a whole new fucking era of tactics and security robustness with this shit and holsters

prepare to get shit on kiddos

>>149103662
That wasn't one of our vox, all six vox were on the skipjack bridge.

Very important question

who's you're waifu???????

>>149103797
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>>149103818
>be this guy
>starting putting guns in suit storage
>forget about it
>frantically search through bags looking for gun and die

>>149103884
me

>>149103885
Even if you were permabanned and had succesfully appealed it wouldn't be there anymore, my favorite shitposter

>>149103884
(You)

>>149103574
>Doesn't make 90u Alk
>Making 30 instead of 60 rye for long rounds
>Don't be an asshole warning on shitter juice when that's all it's good for
>Godawful color scheme
Shit/10, would lynch and stuff in the ghetto chapel coffin.

>>149103884
Rail

>>149103818
If you robust a wizard, all staves fit in holsters. Whip out a staff of change in combat to surprise em!

>>149103980
>not noticing the iron recipe is mercury
Every time.

>>149104120
Pffft, that's gold.

>>149103928
I regularly hit the range to practice my draw both from suit storage and my holster. I haven't drawn from my bags in weeks

>>149104053
Nice to know

I'd rather just pull my laser 2bh, can't remember the last time a wizard killed me as sec

why the fuck we had 5 deffs in a row?
sometimes i miss meta or box, yellow hardhats are really sexy and it's very hard to get them on deff

>>149103884
Can someone list all the waifus to choose from, and a short description of their personality?
I don't know who is/isn't taken, and want to make the right choice...

>>149103548
I've seen one of those before, the hell are those things?

>>149104481
No. Find your own

>>149104481
Why don't you just man up and talk to them? We're not going to waifu them for you

>>149102990
>tfw no multi tile "leader"grey alien that's fuck huge like that one vox beast thing.

Not all grays are manets u know.

>on hippie station
>traitor round with sikrit document
>don't buy shit
>break into HoP office
>he forgot his id in the machine as expected
>sweet.exe
>make myself a miner ID as one of my future victim is a miner
>enter QM
>enter mining prep area stationside
>some guy who was in the QM area immediatly run up to me
>isn't dressed as sec or detective
>stuns me
>cuffs me
>find the documents
>tries to get my pda antag code
>drag me to brig and get's the okay to execute me from the HoS
>he was sec
>i die
>lolrandomsearches allowed are totally not bullshit though :^)

fuck this shit server man, all i want is some medium-high pop station that isn't shit but goon map's all weird now.

>>149101619
What is a 'Witchhold'?

>>149104461
WEIGHTED
8======D
VOTING

MUSTARD RICE


Ask an eng, I think they get them in their eng lockers. It's been a while though.

>>149104778
Where they keep the witches for their dark sciences, duh.

>>149104762
Once the report drops it's code blue and random searches are go. Maybe don't carry incriminating shit when you're behaving abnormally? Even kids can figure that out, why can't you?

>>149103885
Am I not banned anymore or am I simply not on that list?

>>149104481
Security waifus

Caleigh Stall - Kind/Mothering
Trinity Prewitt - Bitchy/Sassy
Zalika Gardener (they have a new surname now) - Submissive/Helpful
Naomi Williams - Controlling/Stubborn
Megurine Luka -Posts lewd books to library/dead

Those are the ones I remember well in enough in security, here's a few medbay girls

Julia Brandt - Slutty/Bitchy (all of her characters are this)
Reica Carter (married) - Bitchy/Caring
Ginger Beach - Helpful/Kind

There's loads more, but I don't play enough departments to notice.

>>149104964
I don't expect to have some undercover super cop next to me at all times, i was going to hide the doc on mining. Fucking guy wasn't even sec since he had a telescopic baton.

>None of the heads got the disk
Just fuck my station up

>>149105167
I hate the majority of those players

>>149104183
I find it helps with jaunt wizards, changing them drops all their items on the floor, meaning they can only cast robeless spells. Or you could just turn them into borgs.

>>149105214
There's plenty of other places to hide shit that'll never be found BEFORE doing abnormal shit that warrants a butt probe.

Fucking retard.

>>149103957
feel free to check the forums

>>149103980
alkysine results in 60u instead of 90u you goddamn mongoloid

So why isnt securing the disk as a head a bannable offense?

Where can I find the list of the jukebox songs? Specifically the syndicate ones.

>>149105167
kill yourself my friend

>>149105372
Yeah that's true, I forgot about that. I never notice because most wizards don't upgrade jaunt so you just predict where they'll be or get lucky then kill them because most wizards just can't deal with direct confrontation because lolnoarmor

>>149105437
because that'd be dumb

but all heads should still be willing to do it, especially HoS and HoP

>start the round
>realize its a bit later than I wanted to and go do RL stuff
>sit back at my chair
>nuke exploded
welp

https://youtu.be/6LtXVjOmvDY

>>149105375
I didn't expect security to be there at all, so no. Hippie is a fucking mess and security roll their thumbs while people scream bloody murder on the radio all the time. I happened to meet the no fun powergamer head of staff who had nothing to do here.

>>149105167
Does /tg/station have RPers now?

>>149105408
>15 nitrogen, silicon, potassium
>15 nitrogen, 15 chlorine 3 times
>80 Alk, 5 AT, 5 nitrogen
>Hit chlorine again
>90 alk 5 chlorine
Gitgud you muhfuggin abbo.

>>149105596
Yeah, fuck him for doing his job right?

>>149103574
What color do you make nanobots?

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>readied, borg on high because I wanted to be a service shithead
>get up to get a glass of juice
>from the kitchen I hear "IN 1990"

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What laser type is this

>>149105762
Not sec, not his job. For all he knew i had asked a jobchange and was doing my shit. He just wanted at all cost to get antag stuff and is willing to stun everyone for it.

>>149105950
Gun

>>149105950
green

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>>149105989
>>149106107

>>149105950
X-Ray, highest tier, absolutely melted blobs before deity fucked it all up

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>>149106229
I found it in a very thin wall as my third rock mined ok

>>149105950
It's the x-ray beam from what I recall. It doesn't actually work as an x-ray anymore either iirc.

>>149106349
Stop breaking xenoarch's digsites what the fuck. we only get a handful of good digsites like a war digsite and 5-6 large artifacts in the entire WORLD. That includes the asteroid field, the clown roid and random vaults in space

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Does anyone have a rip for the PDA notification sound? I wanna make it my text sound

>>149106514
I find xenoarch shit all the time, I usually just throw it into space to spite you whiny cunts

>>149106704
top lel

please, someone help this man

>>149106704
Use the code?

>>149106821
What code? I mean for my phone in real life

>>149106796
Why the fuck would you do that? Bring it to Xenoarchaeology and get them to give you useful shit instead

>>149105167
>tfw not cool enough to get listed anymore

R I P
I
P

>>149104481
>>149105167
>spesss is a VN now
The fuck.

>>149106514
>miners break digsite
>get cool guns
>xenoarchs complete digsite
>get useless artifacts

It's like you didn't see the round where xenoarch vox found an emp artifact and threw it down disposals that had been modified to loop endlessly instead of shoot out in cargo.

>>149106875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HZYPIfmcLT

>>149107021
That's not it!

>>149106893
>Useful

>>149107075
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vgevIOUMls

>>149106704
Use the bwoink notification for your text. Have a heart attack every time someone texts you.

>>149106796
I don't whine. I politefully ask that the miners either leave the dig-sites, or take a handpick and do it themselves.

>>149107168
The "beep" one

>>149107186
I already do without needing bwoink

>>149107229
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iHHyelJPbz

>>149106969
I see no problem here.

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>>149106514
it was an unmarked wall with no artifacts near it step off my son

>>149107198
I do it myself then give all the artifacts to cargonia :^)

>>149105612
Why am I only noticing now that I'm not actually on /tg/

>>149104762
>hippie station
well there's your problem

>>149107645
>calling it cargonia

>log on
>rape erp is still bannable
>log off
Why is this server so shit?

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good round

>>149107825
>Not just forcefeeding them

>>149107380
Your pissing me off!

Thoughts on the new trialmins?

>>149107826
>Round start Sec grabs armory and rushes departments and executes them before they know what's happening
>Before we even see any antags
Simply my favourite rounds.

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https://soundcloud.com/not-bees/666-pop-pop-deluxe

>>149107903
You're shit, kill yourself

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>>149106969
>now

You must be new to /ss13g/.

>>149107825
ERPfags ruin everything with their drama.
The waifu purge will be a great cleanse.

>>149107903
as long as they don't have soca tier personalities im fine with them

>>149107890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F4zV9oBq6Z

>>149107387
Which route did you take in Spessu?

>>149107961
>rambling maniac

wew laddeh

>>149107961
I just noticed that green thing by rambling's head that looks like the cult icon.

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>>149106893
ok the only useful items from xenoarch that are relatively exclusive are beartraps, guns/lasers, chloral pens, and cultist claymores. there are extremely rare astronaut suits and some cool uncommon space-ready helmets too but nobody gives a fuck about them.

there is very little worth caring about in xenoarch. if you take a projection field you're spending a shitton of time trying to find which metallic composites are war digs and if you don't take the projector and just dig30 everything you can have shit break on you anyways. for the sheer amount of time required (read: 20+ minutes to start getting good drops or even to just find a good dig) you've accomplished jack shit

>shit at toxins
>get ling
>try to make a nuke
>forget to cool oxygen
>keep slamming into a window until death
:(

>>149107948

poor Felicity tried so hard.

>>149107940
Summon guns was near the beginning of the round, though. Meaning pretty much the entire station was antags.

>>149108061
That's an exit sign, lad.

>>149105167
>ginger beach
>helpful/kind

end your life

>>149108061
Exit signal.

>>149107826
most of those people killed each other inside medbay. Also medbay has no department loyalty, they wouldn't hesitate to chloral each other let alone hesitate to shoot each other with wiz guns.

>>149107986
The only drama I want is you crying from the pain in your now torn anus about how you never wanted this.

>>149108240
Never wanted what?

>>149108137
I'll admit almost all of this is made up. Nobody has a real personality on this server. I just wrote what I saw them as/how I think they or I in one case usually acted

>>149108324
A penis in your butt.

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>>149108072
and see the thing about mining is;

we give departments the shit they need to research and build shit
we can get guns by ourselves via miner vend
we can kill monsters, revive them, and then do stupid shit with said monsters
gibtonite

xenoarch doesn't do shit and even when you want to be the cool xenoarch guy giving out helmets and suits and shit you can never find the fucking things.

>>149108324
THIS
*grabs dick*

>>149108059
Explain further

>>149108180
>most of these people killed each other
It was me killing all of medical until wizard showed up and zapped my ass

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>>149108364
I don't follow.

>>149108072
What if there was a roid that was primarily archaeological?

A few scant plasma and iron deposits, but rich with archaeological digs and hidden rooms

We certainly have the room now

>>149102990
Jared Padalecki would be considered average height in spess.

My spessmen is 5'4"

>>149108415
You don't remember the story of Spessu?
You're a new transfer student (Assistant) on this big and scary corporate-owned station in spess.
You stand in the HoP's line, and ask for a job.
From there, the real magic begins.

>>149108401
>Machines get built in cargoland
>The rest of the station is now obsolete
Supply might not have any waifus but it's by far the best department

>>149106875
God you're fucking stupid. Read the OP then kill yourself.

>>149108774
scary thing too is that cargo is the only self-sustaining department, as in they don't have to rely on anyone else doing their job or using their access

do you want vampire glaring to stun cyborgs?

>>149109082
for what purpose?
Can't suck them and can't thrall them

>>149109082
No.

>>149109082
I DONT WANT ANYMORE FUCKING STUNS
THERE ARE TOO MANY WAYS TO STUN PEOPLE
FUCK OFF

>>149108072
Nah, if it's taking that long you need to learn what size your pick set is. You blaze through them. You usually find something exclusive in the first 3 tiles if there wasn't too much mercury or potassium and you fuck off.

>>149109082
ling parasting should also stun borgs

>>149108401
I've loaded, tested recharge and burn damage, and gave a locker of guns to sec a ton of times back when I mained xenoarch. I c an say the same about pokemon miners that never make a single mineral dropoff.

>>149108774
Supply has the best waifus youre just not looking hard enough

>>149109217
git gud scrub

>>149109082
It's not biological. Why should it?

>>149109446
Says the guy who's trying to make glare stun borgs cause he couldn't be bothered to subvert or blow them before fucking up.

If I wrote a SS13 VN would people play?

Will include waifus and antag shenanigans

>>149109257
You only use 5/6 and 1/6 and dig30

That's it

It still takes ages just to find a cult blade and you can't reasonably bring that thing on station because you can't bag the fucking thing.

>>149109575
Yes.
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS.

>>149109575
Probably. There's so much shitposting and niggers trying to divide the playerbase that it's hard to guess what the community would really enjoy

Is it against the rules to ERP on a blue board?

>>149109624
>Using 1/6th multiple times instead of the right pick once
you just make a closet from 2 metal sheets then swap it into the anomalist lockers on the outpost so it doesn't get jacked.

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>tfw no beta husbandos to sexually bully
>tfw no beta husbando to grab, take into maint, and have my way with
>tfw no beta husbando to rape brutally with lots of tears and crying
>tfw no beta husbando to cuddle with and comfort after raping him

I just want a husbando that isn't a cunt

>>149109786
Go to /trash/ for that

I want to card FAWN!

>>149109814
I'm up for that, I'm a top cunt though

>>149109575
You're not the first to suggest it
The only one we have so far is a russian VN with their wierd russian waifus that no one understands. Nice art though.

>>149109786
ERP general is on >>>/trash/
A few ss13 general goers flit by every now and then. Someone who hosts it regularly also plays on vgstation

>>149109575
I dig it, but you should give all the waifus past and present a feature, and maybe a wide selection of husbandos too

>>149109870
sticks my benis in your butt

>>149109575
>>149109931
Can I be a husbando? Chicks dig the mankini

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>>149109794
>depth is 46
>dig 30
>dig 5/6
>dig 1/6 like maybe twice

fucking done

this shit isn't hard it's still a good minute/30 seconds fucking around with a single rock, longer if there's multiple artifacts in it and the taste of disappointment never ends when you find a hugeass dig and it's just TRACE ORGANIC CELLS like who even gives a shit my god.

if it's a garden it's shit if it's a house it's shit if it's scientific it's shit

and the only digs worth a single shit are the war digs and the temple digs, and even then cult blades are impractical because you can't bag them and you're better off holding the guns yourself because of goliaths. you can give the guns to sec but they already have an armory literally filled to the brim with laser guns already.

there's genuinely no reason for xenoarch to exist other than to give yourself a minigame to dick around with for two hours because almost none of the drops are worth shit other than war/cult digs which are rare anyways

>>149109931
Alright, to make it fair I'll take 12 waifus and 6 husbandos.

Somebody make a strawpoll to find the most popular.

>>149108137
>ginger beach
>not helpful and kind
Man how shit do you have to be that ginger is pissed off at you?

so do bombs explode from pressure built up by temperature difference?

>>149110230
You just have to be a more popular waifu than her

>>149110142
if you give security laser guns before the heads hand out laser guns themselves someone's gonna be pissed that an officer is running around at lethal force

if the officers are set to lethal force they're already armed with lasers anyways because of the armory

you are not helpful

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>Changing first the first time ever on /vg/
>Read up, full of excitement, ready to have some gimmick-themed fun!
>Wormholes
>Teleported into SUPER PRESSURED PLASMA HELL of Atmos
>Cue twenty minutes of screaming, bashing windows, dying and regenerating

Literally the worst changeling to have walked this Station. Fear my failure. Anyone have any leet pro Changeling tips?

that was the first time i murderborned on spess in my entire life
if only i didn't had ran out of bullets
Spur is fucking shit

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>>149110405
My advice: be the MacReady.

Take charge, get some people on your side, and do not betray your true nature unless you know you can get away with it.

Let shitcurity make a mistake and accuse them of incompetence. Lead a rebellion.

>>149110142
4 seconds here, 6 seconds there, 2 seconds over here. It adds up.

Hand shotguns that you don't have to pump are legit. I've eviscerated cult with a double barrel, if I had a xenos one it'd have been a cakewalk.

>>149110282
Yeah, If the pressure in the tanks are over 5066.25 kpa after mixing it explodes. The tank fractures at 4053 kpa, and leaks at 3039.75 kpa if you fuck up and it's not enough.

>>149110405
Stop enabling antag roles when you aren't even ready for basic traitor nor studied up before enabling it?

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>decide to try Pomf Serbian for the first time
>load in as observer to see how things are going
>ENTIRE STATION IS ON FIRE

Boy this brings back memories

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>>149110516
>spur can threeshot people
>"spur is fucking shit"

>>149110405
Just do what I do and walk around looking for dead bodies to succ until you kill yourself out of stupidity

>>149110405
First kill is hardest, be patient.
Once you feel confident, channel your inner John Carpenter.

Why does wizard keep getting combined with other game modes? It's clearly not fun.

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>>149108021
>mfw that sound plays and the screen returns to normal and everyone is just standing there dead inside.

>>149110658
Because we don't have space ninja

>>149110576
>Stop enabling antag roles when you aren't even ready for basic traitor nor studied up before enabling it?

This is the worst fucking meme.

Not everyone learns the same. Some people learn visually, some people learn by listening, and other people learn by doing.

A wiki is not going to help absolutely everyone. Some people need to actually play traitor for a bit to know how to be a traitor.

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>>149110298
Those scum are clearly antags and will feel my sick burns as soon as they act suspicious at all. I wont tolerate any mind swapping corgiwizarlingpireblobs infesting my station.

>>149110593
it runs out of ammo too quick, and isn't useful if you are ganged by 2 niggas

>>149110576
>read up, full of excitement
You illiterate or something boy?

>>149110185
Should it be multiple-choices allowed?

>>149110576
I'd like to know how you got that impression without actually knowing about any of my gameplay. I wish shitposting wasn't a culture.
>>149110637
>>149110612
>>149110569
I'll keep these in mind. I try to not play it too sneaky with antag, because then I end up liable to incidental deaths or a boring round. Being a good antagonist has usually been more worth it than greentext for me, but with so many mixed rounds lately I can probably be pretty sneaky.

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>>149110658
>traitor and xeno mixed rounds never
>traitor and blob mixed rounds never

I hate Wizard rounds so much. They just don't fit the setting at all.

Mechanics wise, they're fine, but some guy who dresses like a fantasy character just feels wrong in a sci-fi game.

>>149110697
Don't play advanced antag roles when you can't even traitor. It's not hard. If you can't make the oh I have the mute part of the parapen but I need a stun connection you should kill yourself.

>>149110769
Sure, just vote for everyone you like I guess. Try and include everyone you can think of.

Separate one for waifus/husbandos

>>149110834
Because you're clearly some dogshit bad new kiddie too fucking stupid to take it slow like all the shitty arrogant newfags who do the same and shit up the game for everyone else in the process.

>>149110880
This is a good point, but what does it have to do with my post?
I just mentioned it was my first changling round with /vg/s changlings, and I didn't get to play it.

>>149110880
Not every round is a traitor round though. It's usually random.

How are people supposed to practice being an antag when they are pretty much restricted to a single type of antag?

I do agree you shouldn't nuke ops or blob if you can't traitor, but vampire, ling, and cultist should be at least available to new antag players.

>>149110989
Are you the same anon who was baiting about Rp or something a few threads ago.
I don't know where this projection is coming from, I'm not a new antag player.

>>149109575
>>149110185
>>149110980
have some shitty polls filled with 95% pure shit husbandos and waifus


HUSBANDO POLL:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10797147

Waifu Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10797115

>>149110996
Ling is just traitor without having to go make dna injectors or your own ghetto parapens.

>>149111035
Do an intro job and reading the wiki until you know where shit is and how to interact with shit
Doing jobs to learn how to do shit and what is readily available to you
Surviving as crew in whatever role you are.
Mix of sec for combat practice and assistant/clown for lower access scrapping and learning to avoid getting nabbed and stash shit for when you will soon.

Read up on the game modes and all it is, is applying your new tools to the slots of stuff you'd already get and instead of stealing an officer locker or crates for guns you're taking your obj shit, storing it then heading off to go antagonize until the round ends for you to swap into a different identity. Most of the other game modes are the same shit, different song and as long as you have that strong experience base to work off of you do good in most of them.


FUUCK NO. Unrobust cultists are 80% of what's wrong with the game mode. It's not fucking hard but they don't even put in the basic effort and before you know it you're having to haul the whole team by yourself and any decent statics or "random name" shitters you can id by behavior to give you a hand because the other heads are unrobust chickenshit scrubs that exist only to waste the slot, fuck up and get out cover blown.

>>149111174
Then you're so bad you need to kill yourself

>>149111656
>no rambling maniac
>no elmer
>half of both lists is dead
kill yourself

>>149110569
Speaking of MacReady, how do you do blood tests on /vg/?

>>149110856
I thought that was the point of wizards. It was something jarring and different compared to the rest of spess, making it feel threatening but only really on HRP servers

>>149111752
I'm not soiling Rambling's name by putting him on a shitty husbando list, he's far better than that

and i just went with anyone who's name I recalled as being waifushits/waifuposted about, dead or no. If I stuck to current ones, I wouldn't have enough for either list

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>>149111656
That's a pretty comprehensive list. Good job

>>149111656
Shit lists

>>149111864
There are none. good sec works in pairs so you have to suck up your perma sentence then zippity zap around back inside.

>>149109082
Vamp screech already does that and it's already one of the most robust things in this game

Why would you want vampires to be significantly more robust when they are already arguably the strongest antag?

>>149111664
Oh, so you're either baiting or ignoring all the posts to go on a sperg. Good to know.

>>149111656
>No Reica
>I'm not on the husbando list
Shit lists desu

>>149111992
Cause he got curb stomped like a bitch and he's so salty he wants to code a crutch in.

>>149112051
Good to know you're so ignorant. Go ahead and keep shitting up the slot.

>>149112063
What's your name, friendo? I'll remake the entire husbando poll just to put you on it, promise.

>>149112169
It's [Random name]

>>149111974
So you can trick sec into believing that blood test has failed so that you can save your buddy?
Groovy.

>>149112169
>no Alex Highlands

It's SHIT

It's all FUCKING SHIT

>>149112240
Slingerdinger is all about the wildest ruse cruise imaginable.

>>149111864
None, unfortunately, but "THEY'LL JUST TEST EVERYONE"

But of course, Vampires have a 100% surefire test already. And you don't see mandatory church attendance.

Someone suggested that blood tests could simply break after one or a couple uses. I personally suggested the possibility of false positives, which gives people a reason to perhaps wish to avoid getting tested, as well as give lings a way out if they are tested and singled out.

>>149111916
It doesn't feel threatening, because you have stupid shit like cluwns and "EVERYONE GETS A WEAPON, HOW HILARIOUS!"

>>149111656
I have no idea who any of these people are

>>149112332
That's because one of three things happens. The vampire isn't a newfag and all the cops get slowly glare hypno, decapitated by unknown without a word, the vampire is a complete newfag, fucks up even basic traitor skills and gets blasted, dragged to chapel where it burns him to ash. Or they screech at some point and get rekt down the road. There have been a couple everyone to the chapel or you're getting shitcanned drives but there's always too many autists for it to have worked well and the vampire has often been well past full maturity for a while. A bunch of times I did see them going after absentees they just got chloraled or glare hypno'd, he went and grabbed a stashed identity to get off the list and that was that.

>>149112332

like four fucking ways to test for vamp

all of them kill the vamp when done.


we have zero for ling

>>149112546
Maybe try playing for longer than a week

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>>149111656
>tfw you're on the list

>>149112707
I'm not talking about dragging a suspected vampire to Church. The argument made against Ling Tests was "they'd test everyone at the start of a round."

Which doesn't happen currently with vamps and churches. Even when one vamp is found, church attendence is never called.

>>149110764
It fucking recharges dude.

>>149112787
Joke's on you, I haven't even played for 30 minutes because I can't get on the server

>tfw you're included on the list and have votes.
IT'S BEEN MONTHS GUYS ALL I DID WAS THE MAIL.
>not voting best vodka-doctor/repoman Nat

>>149111656
>not on the poll
o-okay

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>>149112821
I-I'm on the list AND I have a vote

>>149112749
And that's good because there's no accountability done by the admins so once some drains wash up from a sloppy slit or one is terminally retarded sec can lynch anyone while screeching vampire or grab and drag anyone they suspect for little to no reason and hold them in the chapel and nobody will help cause the only people who don't have at least a basic fuck antag mentality are a handful of greytiders that are doing it specifically to griff and they get killed for being "thralls" and nothing happens cause don't act like an antag and you wont get iced like one.

>>149113034
I have 3, nerdface

>>149112749
And the other thing about anti-vamp tactics is that a sane person would have no reason to refuse, thus making it even more obvious when you have a vamp on your hands.

I once RP'd as an athiest who hated religion, for kicks, and sure enough shitcurity suspected I was a vampire and force fed me gallons of holy water, despite the fact they caught me in church.

I'm not even lying. They strapped me in interogattion, and took my statements of "NOT RELIGION! ICK! ANYTHING BUT BAPTISM!" as evidence. Despite nothing happening.

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>>149112821

I don't suppose anyone wants to hop on the test serb real quick so I can practice brain removal surgery?
I want to try it before I get right into the main server and potentially murder someone.

>>149113178
murdering people by accident is the best part of learning surgery though

>Both engineers fumble around with trying to get the CE's office open
>Both immediately rush out with emitters as soon as secure storage opens
>Completely forget to set up power
>So absorbed with setting up power that I forget to turn on the field emitters
jesus christ what a fuck-up.

>>149111656
Who's winning?

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>>149113178
Literally can't fuck it up if you read the wiki. Just make sure you're using the Help intent.

>>149113178
What does it matter if you murder them? You can still remove the brain.

>>149113178
Go to cargo
Buy monkey cubes from the hydroponics section
Humanize
Swap while following the wiki to the letter

Done

>>149113178
You can spawn in monkeymen on the test serb.

>>149113346
That's a good point, actually.

>>149113346
>>149113327
>HoS got clown cursed and wants the clothes and shit gone by any means
>Ayy HoS I can head swap and defib ya to fix it
>Wanted something or other than lead to a second one
>Some glitch happens and his head disappears
>Even admins can't figure it out
>We end up having to varedit him a new head and jam his soul in it
Surgery still gives surprises years later.

>>149111656
I barely know ANY of these.

Got descriptions for each one?

>>149112994
It was a nice gimmick

Natalya is really top waifu material though

>>149111656
>people are voting for my waifu

Stop.

>>149113034
Is that you, my nigga steve?

>>149113773
I already put my hand in her groin. It's too late.

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>>149113891
Yes

>>149113948
steve I like you as a doctor and you inspired me to better myself as an MD

>all this waifushit in the thread
Are we going to have to have another purge day?

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>>149114015
that's really nice of you to say

it's a bit ironic too because I'm back to playing paramedic because I've been gone so long I can't remember how to medbay

>>149114204
Play MD so at least you can give me, assister-chan, your ID for speed clones and I can be the doctor you were.
While rare, actually helpful assistants exist. It's free to ask

>>149108957
Bitch please.
Sci department can do it to. With little preparations you get infinite power source and materials, including high tier ones.
Hardest routine use material to get is a glass, tho. It takes a place to grow some grass and working smelter - good enough you can disassemble console as soon as you turn it on.

>>149114602
Oooooor, you print a drill, drill by the xenoarch, conveyors, make closets, conveyor 30 sand per closet into the outpost and unload it into the outpost -> mining station disposal and go smelt like 250 glass.

>>149103548
Tachiha on the left
Top tier bird waifu who doesnt steal or griff

>>149103548
me on the right

>>149107961
Harley Quinn top waifu in AA
most tsundere most yandere

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Does anyone know a way to force a vault to spawn in a local server

Pls respond

>plenty of air mix tanks are hidden around Box station set up to be dumped into the air loop
>they are all at 0 degrees Celsius

For what purpose?

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>Ling rounds will never be about assimilating everyone
>instead they're about just MUTE STING + PARALYZE STING

I just want to play a good The Thing game.

>>149114334
>actually helpful assistants exist
I often just tell/ask greyshirts to do something and they rarely refuse.
"Hey, greyshirt, go get me some shit from cargo will you?" works usually.

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>mfw this round

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>wanted to be a fun pirate AI, especially since the AI's gone BOURGEOISIE and is taking all the gold
>right as I'm about to bust into the ai core to stop the reign of terror, a vox dragging a locker full of nuke ops comes in and unleashes hell
fuck you

>>149103548
birbs are cute,CUTE

>>149116002
this. wtf. i found it as MoMMI. this doesn't make sense.

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>>149116113
>Walk in right as this happens

>>149116113
>a locker full of nukeops
I need a drawfag.

>>149116113
I was originally going to do stealth ops but uh i saw you as AI and decided it be easier just to lockerop it

>>149116113
Fuck, I meant *pirate clown

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>>149116018
>that one assistant who comes up to me (Detective) and asks "how can I help?"
>you die that round, but haunt him
>he becomes a security officer and does his best
>he survives

Unfortunately such people are never assistants for long. Most Assistants are long term shitters.

Why assistants don't have to do mandatory assignments (like "GO TO SCIENCE AND DO WHATEVER THEY SAY") I'll never understand.

>>149116219
Wait, you saw multivac as AI and decided it'd be safer to go loud than stealth ? I feel strangely flattered.

>>149116254
cause muh greytide

>>149116254
NT fills its station with feral niggers aka assistants to act as active training for the security force

>>149116196
The one near arrivals isn't even safe to put a heater on because there's no way to wall off the heater. Leaving a heater out in the open means you constantly need someone checking to make sure a griefer didn't come and change it to max heat instead of room temp.

>>149116358
Eh nukies usually get ,mostly murdered on the get disk phase. Locker ops eliminates that phase by going loud at the same second they kill the disk carrier.

>>149111656
Thank god I never get dragged into this shit.

>>149116415
With the amount of air in the station, the air conditioning from the air alarms and the little amounts of air in the tanks around maint, it would not matter if someone injected all of it in distro. Injecting 100 mols of gas at 0°c or 100°c in a self regulating room filled with thousands of mol doesn't change shit. Let alone injecting it in distro, where the 100 mols will be spread across the entire station, plus the gas already in distro.

>>149116415
You cannot deal meaningful damage with spaceheaters if thats what you mean, One round as a clown I collected 10-20 and put them all in one room

>>149116560
Locker ops works best because you avoid the wandering ops who just go around to murderbone and end up splitting away from each other because '??'
It doesn't really have much to do with being spotted or not. If you can lead your group and make sure they stick together as you move through the station, you don't need the locker and you can still be just as effective.

19/20 times though some op wanders off, gets killed, and starts the down spiral of the team.

>>149116254
>play assistant
>all other assistants running around with gasmasks, stungloves, ghetto space suits, and bags full of cablecuffs trying to get their valids on the first thing they see
I just wanna be a harmless hoodlum and shout things at people with real jobs

>>149115969
Learn your admin commands

>>149116002
>>149116196
the guy who made them had a brain fart. It's only a 20c difference which is nothing.

>>149116254
Cause this is a voluntarily played game with a high fluctuating population of people who play in their leisure time to relax and have a good time not DOTA or EVE.

>>149110856
Sure thing, bud. Tell me more while I swing my pickaxe. Oh, wait. Its old even for today, I should use socket wrench and crowbar example, should I?
You should count them as genetically modified humans.
Much telekinesis, etc

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A nuke op team stumbles on your autism project before you even knew there were ops to begin with and they're still making their stealth approach. Instead of shooting you they offer you a spare rifle and threaten to shoot you dead if you don't take it and start killing the the crew for them before they go loud themselves. They have their shields up and there're more guns on you than you would have on them. You're still in radio range of the station, but your autism project is burried so deep that it'll be a long while before someone can get to you and no one's seen a sign of these ops yet or you'd have heard about it on the radio.

What do you do?
Who gets bwoinked?

>>149117008
>it's just le game, stop trying to take away my greytide xD
fuck you

>>149108774
Without Engineering your all fucked.

>>149117391
My autism is already ruined. I send signal and salute we who are about to perish in hellfire.

>>149117465
>tfw that describes your life perfectly.

>>149117468
If you can't setup an SME or AME as cargo you need to get out of my cargonia and never talk to me or my techs again. Once we make our electromag chairboots we don't need you fags at all. Pressure ain't shit when you got medibots and we can fix and salvage everything else with shit we order.

>>149117391
Take the gun. go to station. Go to sec. Tell them what happened.
Unless the ops explosive implant you, they have no real leverage over you once you are out of sight. Even with e-implant, just tell medbay to scream over comms that you are shooting them up while you have them remove the implant.

>>149118125
>Go to get the implant removed
>Scrub kills me
Medbay is hell. I'd rather just go canister bomb sec for letting this shit happen.

>>149117391
Agree to do so. Then send a pda message to the HoS about it. Then provide evidence in the form of the rifle. If he's smart he'll scan it and get fiber from weird suits or prints that don't belong to anyone.

>>149118261
Have fun getting banned then

>>149117391
>giving them a chance to speak
Never gonna happen.
Sax away the instant you see them at the edge of your screen and scream 'OPS SECURE THE DISK'

>>149117391
that exact scenario happened to me. I had to decline for fear of banning

>>149117391
Take the gun, shrug.
Get back to my autism project and conveniently die doing my autism.
"Accidentally" get eaten by a slime, etc.

>>149118330
I've done it before and I'm still here fampai.

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>>149116254
because I want to have wacky adventures on my own terms instead of grinding some shitty job for 1-3 hours

>>149118941
if you know your job and can do it well, you can make your own misadventures

>>149118941
Shitting around maint isn't fun. I patrol Maint frequently. There's nothing there.

Go be a Shaft Miner. That's very independent.

Is it safe?

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>>149117391
Take the gun and run.
Let the cop(s) know and disarm spam any ops I see. There's nothing more satisfying than swiping an antag's gun and tossing it out of reach.

>>149119104
Not fun for you maybe.

>>149117391
I pick it up,set to burst, and begin to sax and shoot. One's gonna land and I'll have another gun and a shield myself. Between that and disarm I'll show the roodypoos who's the boss of this gym

>>149119034
I get too caught up in that and it becomes a chore very quickly
>>149119104
used to mine once and a while but I like actually interacting with people and being part of the rabble

>>149117391
I take the gun and gladly shoot you faggots.
You shit, scream, and spam ahelp.
I get bwoinked and banned for not playing by the strict Trouble in Terrorist Town rules we have now.

>>149101619
What are some in-hand items that use batteries other than a stun baton? I need it for a thing.

>>149121370
most lasguns do, but aren't removable

Being a true clown, A vox sold me an emag so I emagged every door I could

>it's an "guy with an emag emags every single fucking door on the station" episode

>>149121370
Those flashers you can make with cameras.
Really can't think of anything else.

>>149121370
>>149121531
I thought that was a TG thing

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>>149121616
>"Being a truly unfunny clown, I gave security a hard time for no reason. I should be glad I wasn't left in perma, where I belong, or banned for griefing, which I deserve."

Fixed that for you.

>>149121698
>>149121616
Honk

dissociate the atoms in the humans race war now

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That. Was a hell of a round. Packy helped me all the way back to the shuttle after I lost a foot and ZAS was going crazy.

Kinda did a IT WAS ME AUSTIN, IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG there at the end.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

>>149121785
I also sent the syndicate a 'honk' message

>>149121616
lmao, I should have paid you, not the other way around

>>149121804
But that wasn't Packy. It was me Darin the CMO.
;__;

>>149121905
Acceptable.

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Boozegod lives in us all

>>149121804
>ling survived
>genomes absorbed: 0
BANBANBANBANBAN

>>149121794

You clever bastard. I was holding a fucking emag and I only used it once ironically.

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Robo borg sprites when?

>>149121946
The funny part is that I didnt even get close to my doors emagged record.
One time Dante Smith gave me a cloaker and an emag and told me to have fun.
I emagged /every/ door, maint or otherwise. and half of them were emagged shut due to power problems instead of emagged open

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This is the only way to play this game

>>149122000
When you
code it!

>>149122047
Very nice.

>"Woody's Big Adventure"
>Chapter 1: "Is that a snake in your boot or are you just happy to see me?"

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>>149122047
I remember when I spent a 2 hour round uploading porn

>>149122036
>not emagging open the escape airlocks and hallways leading up to it then using lube

>>149122092
It'd actually be trivial to add, I just want to know if people would object because

>muh lore
>muh references

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>>149122047
You have to properly check out a book next time you try to swipe something from my library, no matter how depraved the material. Damned bird.

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>>149122493
Didn't the gods spawn one for you?

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>>149122105
>>149122189
>>149122417

I inadvertently sent the entire crew searching for xeno porn posters because I accidentally ripped my porn.

>>149122585
One had to be found so they could get the number