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Electro Griffin Cometh Edition

http://store.steampowered.com/app/273350/
http://evolve.wikia.com/wiki/Evolve_Wiki (Mostly outdated)

>What is Evolve?
Evolve uses an asymmetrical structure where five players, four playing as hunters and one as the monster, battle against each other in an industrialized alien planet called Shear.
Stage 2 is the transition to Free To Play + a lot of gameplay changes.

>What's new?
http://www.evolveupdates.com/stage2/

>I heard the game was dead?
It was (at least on PC). 100-200 players and little to no updates from the developers. If F2P can bring it back is unknown, but as of right now 18k people are playing it.

>Should I "get" it?
It's free. 18GB. Download and test it out.

>F2P Model?
Every week, four hunters (one of each class) and one monster will be in the free rotation. There are currently 24 Hunters and 7 Monsters in total, though some are variations of others. By playing the character tutorials, you unlock one hunter (Markov) and one monster (The Goliath) to keep forever.

Additional monsters, hunters, perks, and skins are unlocked by earning silver keys. Silver keys are earned by playing the game, leveling up, or getting login bonuses. Currently you can't actually buy silver keys, presumably so they can test the unlock rate, but that's coming later.

There is also a monthly login bonus punch card. You get one punch for each day you log in. Beyond silver keys, this can directly award new Hunters and Skins.

>What if I don't want to grind for characters and perks?
You can buy the game and it to gives your account full founder benefits, which gives you 30k keys and most characters.

>Microtransation?
None as of yet.

>Steam group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/evolvevg

>Perk info(Including how to unlock them)
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=721252371

>Patch info:
https://talk.turtlerockstudios.com/t/can-we-talk-about-the-balance-in-high-level-play/91716/18

Previous thread :>>149002459
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First for if you don't want to fuck wraith youre a homo
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1st for Electro Griffin theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAyoUxd1pfg
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>>149065128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R43dYg_Kuc0
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>>149065128
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
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>>149065108
look at the voluptuous curves anon, it'd be a purely heterosexual relationship
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>>149065217
Somebody else have to set up everything though, I don't know how to do it, and I don't wanna fix with everything.
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Ok ok ok so new numbers are

Blitz

>Tesla Gun dps reduced to 125|150|250|275 from 150|200|250|275
>Tesla Gun range reduced to 23m from 27.5

Markov

>Lightning Gun range increased to 27 from 24.75

Given these new numbers it seems like half the time you are firing you are below regular Markov's lighting damage. I am not exactly sure what his base damage is because the wikis are all out of date.

With the nerf, for pure damage out of the lighting gun who is better?

>Markov or Blitz?
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How do you Elder Kraken
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>>149065262
wut
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>Want to play monster for once since I usually avoid it.
>End up facing a lvl 40 Griffin and Val, Blitz Markov, and Sunny.

This happens way too often then it should now if only I could get that comp when I am playing hunter.
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>>149065346
Probably forgot paste.

>>149065098
Somebody else have to set up everything though, I don't know how to do it, and I don't wanna fix with everything.

LETS MAKE A TEAM YO.

Frozen 6 (FZ6, F6)
Frozen 0 (FZ, F0)

Now, make a discord, and paste it here, for euros to join.
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>>149065310
learn to combo the skills and you'll drop hunters like flies but the skill ceiling is higher than most monsters
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>>149065502
>Somebody else have to set up everything though,


set up what?
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>>149065295
what a question ultimately it all depends on how good the blitz is and if he's running capacity.

If he's shit or isn't running capacity I'd be surprised if he beat markov.
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>>149065640
Well I am running full capacity and it isn't exactly hard to keep a monster on target for the full beam.

Just curious if the numbers have dipped to the point Hyde is better for all around damage and reliability. It is far easier to just point and click the bug zapper for 9 seconds but if tossing poison grenades and jizzing napalm all over is going to be stronger I'll have to adjust my character selection.
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>>149065295
>Regular Markov used to be the one with the shorter range despite only doing consistent meh damage compared to Blitz who only had to stage up his gun once to do better damage
TRS = Pros at balance

Anyway I run capacity and I think Blitz's mines are sex so I'll probably stick with him but might play Markov a bit more.
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>>149065310
Aoe retards and hope they hug you
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>>149065581
A discord channel, and a steamgroup (since you can only join people through steam).

Honestly, a big turn off for me atm is steam.
I don't want to add people to my friends list, but you can't invite people in game unless you have them friended.
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>>149065957
Well you already set up Discord didn't you

Setting up steem group is ez
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>>149065172
This is like the Beach Boys with less vocalists and more 80s.
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>>149065957
Discord is great, free easy voip
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>>149066016
No, I haven't set up a discord.

But ye, the steam fuckery is kinda turning me off of the idea.
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>>149066221
game has less laggy voice chat
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>>149066258
>wants to play with other people
>doesn't want to use steam
holy shit the autism is hurting me.
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>>149066167

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1UEIDH_nwg

the 80s was a hell of a drug
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>>149066258
>came up with the idea
>hate it immediately

classy
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Poll time fuckers!
What is the best map in Evolve: Stage 2?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10792863
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>beat streamer
>FUCK YOU GUYS YOU SUCK
>quits before he dies
>go to stream and rub it in
>hfw
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>>149066419
Anything that's not Distillery
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>>149066358
>Throwing a temper tantrum every time somebody is criticizing steam
Pretty sure I know "who you are", and I'm pretty sure you managed to kill that "new" steam group with your drama.
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>>149066482
>Projecting this much
Look I don't know who the you are or who you think I am.

>Honestly, a big turn off for me atm is steam.
I don't want to add people to my friends list, but you can't invite people in game unless you have them friended.

But this is pure autism.
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today I learned r/EvolveGameSmut/ isa thing
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>>149066464
Link?
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>>149066638
>le 5000 in friends list guy
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>>149066649
Ty based god
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>>149066419
I seem to lose the most as hunter on Orbital Drill.
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>>149066736
literally who?
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>>149066794
Oh my fucking god.
I can't believe somebody like you calls other autistic.
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>>149065217
>not this
https://clyp.it/k2k4y4wh
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Thread' off to a good start it seems
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>>149066649
>mfw
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>>149066419
I'm gonna say Orbital Drill, but I'm mainly a monster player and I just love fighting in this area so much
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>>149066649
Wow it's fucking nothing
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>>149067081

YOU GONNA POST THE FULL THING
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>>149066948
>Wanting to play a steam game with other people
>but the biggest hurdle is adding them on steam

That's literally autism. Like I said I don't know why the fuck you guys are referring too.
>>149066482
>>149066948

but if you get anxiety from adding people on steam you have a problem.
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Does anyone have links or resources for monster players?
Looking for good routes, where and when buff wildlife spawns, etc
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>>149067127
We always get fucked when the monster reaches stage 3 on that map. Weather Control is probably the most balanced for me.
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>>149067134
>dead sub for the dead game

who would have thought!
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>get in group with mics
>we fight a lv40 goliath
>don't even catch it before stage 2
>we bait it into my blitz mines with cabots amp on
>there goes half its health
>it goes stage 3 and we do it again at relay
>just me alive at the end
>he has 2 bars of health
>no shield left
>get him into my mines
>literally unseeable sliver of health left on him
>he goes for the pounce
>I pull out my assault rifle
>shoot him right as he pounces
>we win and I'm under the map with the pounced animation going
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Is it worth it tho
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>>149067239
I don't want to add them?
I'll just have to delete them after.

You think I'd die for this game? That I'm aching to play it, every day?

No, it's just something I do when I'm really bored. Having to do something annoying makes me not want to bother with the game.
How difficult is that to understand?
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>>149067965
fuck off
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>>149067965
Yeah because instead of reusing a group we need 3.
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>>149067965
Apparently there is a steamgroup already, so we don't need one.

Just need a discord, then we can use the steamgroup to join game...

But as I said, I've kinda gone back on my suggestion to gather some EUs. Steam is too annoying to deal with.
I'll wait until they add their ingame friends-list instead.
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>>149068072
Nobody said we have one dedicated to Evolve?

>>149068062
careful with these jimmies at your age
might end up paralyzed

>>149068149
>Apparently there is a steamgroup already, so we don't need one.
got it
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>>149068149
>I'll wait until they add their ingame friends-list instead.
They won't.
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>>149068169
>Nobody said we have one dedicated to Evolve?
Literally read the OP.
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I'm playing with a streamer right now as Blitz Mark

r8 my shit m8's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ya22vkVSyM
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>>149068265
That dev twitch streamer said it was something he was pushing for.
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>>149068419
he probably meant
>a way to display steam friends playing evolve inside the game
or something like that
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>>149068286
>that single guy playing evolve
>check recent game for the most of the players
>literally no one played it in the past few days

Well,that explains it.

Also:
>just went f2p and already dead
kek
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>>149068547
Nah, he said "I see it as an inconvenience to need to use steam to invite people to your game", or something along those lines.
It's a huge inconvenience.
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>>149068561
Not as bad as kf2.
Everybody had been waiting for sharpshooter to come out but then they somehow managed to fuck up so royally the general died within a month.
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>>149068387
>cant keep team mates alive
tell him to play real Val
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>>149068641
I'm 100% confident they won't be doing so

In upcoming few days game will drop to 1-2k players max

Nobody will bother with in-game friend system for that in a f2p game
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>>149068561
Still 12-20k concurrent players.

Kind of aiming to play evolve until Midair comes out, or you can buy earlier beta access again.
twitch
.tv/prj_tv/v/78186475
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>>149068038
>You think I'd die for this game?

This is the power of autism folks, it's not worth playing with other people unless you're willing to die for evolve.
Premade groups on suicide watch.
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>>149068913
Look at the stats
The game steadily loses 3-4k players every day (taking the top peak values here) and there is no regain.

What do you think will happen in a week?
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>>149068913
>Midair
DOA
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>>149069023

>old fags who bought 30 copies of the game shat on the newbies to much
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>>149069189
>bought 30 copies of the game
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>>149069035
>Part of tribes genre
>Has had a dedicated player base for 2 decades
It won't be DoA, at worst it'll have a small but active player base.
As if you need thousands of players for a game to be alive.

All you need is a few hundred active players, and the "competitive" scene will be very alive.
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https://battlefy.com/helix-gamers-league/pc-far-arm-league-week-2/578ba32e820743340cc88041/teams
>still only one team registered
JUST
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>>149069189
and one copy of the PC monster race edition for themselves.
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>>149069189
>not buying 10 copies of wildstar and reaping the benefit
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>>149069268
>>149070652
I wouldn't be surprised if he also subscribed and probably donated something extra too to each twitch streamer that played evolved
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>they didn't add music in dome combat because IT INTERFERES WITH COMPETITIVE PLAY

these fucking devs
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>>149070817
uh, why not just disable the music for competitive matches?
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>>149070817
to be fair, having a lot of extra noise is inconvenient to voice chat
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>>149070817
>>149070931
>they turn the music off anyway
>so nobody can have it now
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>>149070990
You do know volume dipping when voip is active exists, right?
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>>149070817

esports was a mistake
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>>149070990
>pub games
>voice chat
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>>149070817
Sounds reasonable to me
Audio cues are pretty important and you're supposed to be using voice chat constantly, music would get in the way of it.
It should probably be an option though, I usually just have something playing anyway.
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>>149071058
>>149071236
just saying my niggers
It doesnt amtter anyway since this game is dying already
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>monster leaves
>it's a bot fight
>tell them don't dome him because he goes berserk
>first thing they do is dome him
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You have 3 seconds to name the sexiest woman in Evolve. If your answer is wrong you'll get fucked by Lennox with a strap-on.
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>>149071375
Sunny
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did the patch happen yet?
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>>149071375
wraith
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>>149071375
Futa Lennox
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Can you guys tell me pls what perks should i use for each hunter class?
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>>149071375
Caira
Id give her my big black donut
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>guys pick ups Parnell
>looks like parnell
>shoots like parnell in game
>voice lines from Hydes

w-what
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>>149071562
switch griffin and maggie and you got it
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>>149071562
Where is blitz after his nerf?
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>>149071375
wraith
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>prepubescent voice in ranked, playing as EMET:
>"I love emet's dialogue, it's funny as hell"

why is every stereotype true
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>>149072041
Same spot.
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>Be Lennox
>Extra Force
>Lethal Force
>Destructive Force
>Cabbot Support, Damage Amplifier
>x4 combos
>Monster armor breaks almost immediately
>and then immediately gets back to full because that perk is broken
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>>149072296
Doesn't the nerf basically chop off his damage cock? It is like a 50% drop.
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>>149071562
>bucket moving down a tier
why can't they just fix his cooldown ability?
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>>149072384
You're seriously exaggerating the nerf.
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>>149072384
Aren't they only reducing the first stages?
70% of his damage is in the end of the beam anyway and it doesn't reduce the effectiveness of capacity or the ridiculous damage his mines do
He'll do significantly less damage if you can't keep the beam on the monster, but only a little less if you consistently get full charges
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>>149072708
>>149072752
>25% DPS drop for half the duration
>back end damage doesn't ramp up
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>>149071942
bump
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>elite Gobi unlocked

live lived well
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WHERE IS PATCH
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>>149072847
a 25% dps reduction on 25% of the total damage is 6.25% total
I just made the numbers up because I can't be bothered to do real math, but nerfing the early stages is way less significant than nerfing the later stages, because that's not where the damage comes from anyway.

The range nerf is probably going to be a way bigger hit
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>>149073456
Except it was a damage nerf to the first 2 stages so it is a 25% damage nerf to 50% of the total damage.
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>>149073456
btw the biggest hit's going to be today at 4:20
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>>149072993
it doesn't matter they are all shit.
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>>149070817
>You want music? Get spotify :-DDDDD
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>>149073536
It would be 50% of the total if the damage was evenly distributed between stages, but its not.
They're nerfing half the stages, but not the half that did the most damage.
Think of it this way.
If the beam lasts 10 seconds, and the first 2.5 seconds do 2 damage, the second does 4, the third does 6 and the 4th does 8, the total is 20 damage.
If you reduce the first two stages by half, it does 1+2+6+8=17 damage instead.
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>>149073735
LOOOOOOOOOL

KEKEST OF KEKS
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How do I become less shit at monsters?
I currently have a 39 to 1 loss/win ratio as Goliath and 12/4 as elder Kraken. The hunters always manage to catch up to me instantly. But when I play as the hunters, the monster manages to cover half of the map in mere seconds
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>>149073913
just watch good players

it's all about efficiency, good routes, playing around planet scanner cooldown and anticipating hunter positions etc
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Are there any qt girls in this thread?
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I've maxed out the rocket, force and regen perks. what perk should I max out next? I play mostly Lennox and Lazarus.
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>>149073735
NON DEAF PLAYERS BTFO
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>>149074130
maybe, who wants to know?
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>>149074130
>>149074557
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>>149074721
on the internet, nobody knows you have a feminine dick
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>>149074721

Is this about a vampire?
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>>149074130
Aleys is a girl
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>play causally just to finish leveling up a character and move to another
>alttab periodically to 4chan
>just noticed splash screen before the match for the first time
>12 games winstreak

what
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Where the FUCK is the patch?

Holy shit, are these people really this fucking incompetent?
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>>149066474
Distillery is my favorite :)
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>yfw instead of pushing the patch out TRS is just circlejerking with the defense force over the most likely broken E.Griffin
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>"So do I. In fact I already have comisioned Wraith rule 34 :)"

fukked rebbit delivers more wraith
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>>149076103
>>149075482

This is like Rainbow 6 Siege

I love the game

but I hate the devs and alot of the community
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>>149067212
It took me 2min to find.
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Why do monsters occasionally just instantly have 50% armor again?

It keeps happening randomly and I don't get it. It seems like a huge bug desu.

>Break Monster armor
>it goes from 0 to 50% instantly right after
>??????
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>>149072037
Lmao no
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>>149076565
Kala on team

She nukes armor temporarily so you can directly hit health
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>>149071375
Caira is most attractive and has the most attractive voice. Her puss is probably the tightest out of them all too.
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With the game not being worth playing at later levels for Monsters, why are they taking this long for the patch?
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>>149076761
3 out of fucking 3

Maggie is literally taking lockjaw knots, kala and lennox are old as shit and have moldy tractor tires in their crotches, Val was and is a power gunry slut that took the dick at every level to gain rank, Sunny is nice and upbeat but her homeland was savage niggers. She is stretched out like a bed sheet since she was of trading age for the family.
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>>149076636
Fucking hate that shit as monster. That and Jack's Repulsor troll me into next week as Kraken.
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>>149076761

brb, rule34'ing caira
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>>149077000
That's ridiculous, but I believe it!
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>>149077526

Haha oh god. Evolve really has been dead all these years. There's barely any porn of it.
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>>149077706
>all these years
>release date: 10 feb 2015
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>>149077873

Has it really only been a year and a half?

Feels longer since it's release.
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Anyone know when the patch will hit?
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Which perks are best for boosting Lennox's attack speed or damage?
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>>149071562
Lennox needs her own special tier. Her effectiveness is affected massively by which monster she's fighting.

>Golaith, Behemoth
Tier 1 time for massive damage

>Wraith
Tier 2

>Elder Kraken
Tier 3

>Kraken
Tier 4 time to cry
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I thought it was impossible to still buy the game, but according to OP you still can, yet I can't find it anywhere.
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>>149079206
retails, ebay, gamekeyfinder, g2a, etc etc
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>>149078645
>Damage
Damage perks
>Attack Speed
N/A

Though I just take jetpack perks.
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>>149078645

Her attack speed directly correlates to her capacity.
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>>149079362
What
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>>149079286
Oh thanks, I just assumed he meant through a regular purchase from the their site or something.
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>>149079362
I'm expecting some proof with both capacity perks and Lennox punching unbelievably fast.
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>Matchmaking puts 4 lvl 20+ players and one lvl 4 player together
>lvl 4 guy gets the Monster
>He doesn't leave

I feet bad
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>>149080491
>not telling him he is a great dude after the game

faggot kid millenia
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The more I play this game I realise that /evog/s idea of whats good and what isn't, isn't accurate, /evog/ says Jack and Maggie are shit, but I played in a game just now where jack used nothing but his Annoyance Field and it did a better job of keeping me off their medic / support a lot better than crows stasis rifle, abes stasis grenades and griffins harpoon gun, the only other trapper that manages that as well is Maggie/Waggie.
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>>149080578
>caring about other people's feeling
I bet you also welcome refugees.
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>>149080578
Sadly, he left almost immediately afterwards, and I'm never fast enough to type in the victory pose scene

But I appreciate your concern for his well-being, dear anon
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what would the best first perk be for caira?
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>>149082028
Depends on your playstyle.

Fast reload or mixed with fast switch for maximum damage+healing management,

Rocket Lord all 3 for monster evade
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>>149079336
Reload speed actually affects your punching speed iirc
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>>149081379
>/evog/s idea of whats good and what isn't, isn't accurate

when will realize evog isn't just one person and that there isn't some sort of hive mind attached in posting in a general.
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>>149083503
never
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>>149081379
The only actually shit characters are Waggie and Torvald. Every other character is viable. Laz is just really fucking shitty now compared to literally any other version of laz since they DOUBLED his revivifier pickup from 2s to 4s, tripled the cooldown on it from 10 > 30. And with the nerfs to his damage, monsters with feeding speed actually can eat faster than he can reach the damage threshold to stop them from eating. Plus he can't revive half-eaten corpses for some stupid fucking reason. He's still viable with specific team comps though. just not good. at all.
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>>149083879
>Plus he ca't revive half-eaten corpses for some stupid fucking reason

Why are you trying to kill the goliath with your team of Laz, Bucket, 1/2 a Griffin and 2/3s oof a Torvald?
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>>149081379
I don't know anon, here >>149071562 it says Maggie and and Jack are fine. They are in no way shit characters.
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>>149083879
I don't think slim is viable.
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>>149081439
If you cared about other people's feelings you wouldn't welcome refugees because religious terrorists killing family members makes people feel bad.
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>>149084312
why can hunters magically respawn if 1 is alive? it's completely illogical but is done for game balance.

>>149084429
slim that is running channeling perks is really fucking strong if he has a hank or sunny with him.
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>>149076320
Wait, another Sieger is here? Blitz/Buck main here, what about you?
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>>149083879
>Plus he can't revive half-eaten corpses for some stupid fucking reason
Actually, he can. Half-eaten. One bite takes away some seconds from the timer before body is decayed. Fully eaten cannot be revived
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>>149084429
I think he's playable with Hank, maybe Sunny
He actually does a ton of healing on everyone that isn't him, he just dies if he gets focused and doesn't have any real utility
With a good Hank and if you're good at dodging you just constantly pump out healing bursts and even if you go down it should take long enough that the assault should have done multiple bars of health.
Obviously nowhere near as good as the good medics, but not quite non-viable I think
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>>149085019

Buck and Bandit rule
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>>149085069
Slim works well with Lennox 'cause they both are in the monsters face.
both Markovs work too, if you dont spread to wide
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>>149084424
What my blog was trying to say was, Crow and Abe should drop a tier, Maggie and Jack should go up one.

>>149083503
But the general consensus is that those characters are bad, so far I've only seen 1 or 2 people acknowledge that Maggie is really strong, whereas in the /evog/ tier list chart, crow and abe are above Maggie/Jack, Maggie being considered "fine" and not excellent is wrong imo.
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>>149066649
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>>149085019
Love fuze and jäger
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>http://seesaawiki.jp/evolve_2k/
>The Japanese wiki is a better source for up to date stats, perk etc. info than both the official sources and the American wiki
Based Nippon.
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>>149066221
holy shit discort shills in every thread
>hey guys, fuck ingame, steam, mumble, teamspeak use this NEW AND HIP voip, it's free it's stylish and GOY WHY DON'T YOU USE IT?!
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>>149086230
>Can't read anything
Fuck
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>>149086638
https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=ja&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fseesaawiki.jp%2Fevolve_2k%2F&edit-text=
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>>149085828
Abe has perma track, Crow does the most damage, and Griffin has the best stasis.

Maggie is a wierd mix of all those but slightly inferior, I've never played jack tho can't say anything about him.
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>>149087381
Jack is situational as hell.
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>>149087381
>Griffin has the best stasis.
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>>149085554
>>149086043
Bandit/Jaeger defense always. Leave no room undefended, no barricade unelectrified.
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>TRS in charge of game design
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>>149087824
>griffin doesn't
It slows the most, prevents the monster from attacking a player with at least one swipe, and is the best for chasing after a dome.
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>>149085828
Crow and Abe can, quite literally, CC the monster 24/7 in a fight. A lot of shitters spend too much time trying to deal damage, when they should be slowing the monster, which might have given you the wrong impression. And both of them have reliable ways of tracking the monster beyond the planetary scan, which is not the case with both Jack and Maggie.

Perhaps I'll rename the 'Fine' tier to 'Good' to avoid misunderstandings like this.

>>149085069
>>149085687
NO. JUST NO. Do not make excuses and comps trying to justify Slim's existence. He can barely heal worth a fucking damn. Slim gets focused > Can't shoot > Can't heal > Downed. I'm not even leveling free week Slim because of how awful he is.
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Of you manage to encounter faggots:

Noxxxy (medic)
Ulysses (assault)

run away. First ius a quitter during the match that goes south and the second is a "gg ez" kid who can't play as Assault for shit
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>>149087989
He means it's not stasis.
Because it's a harpoon fired into the monsters asshole.
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>>149088142
Ah, that makes sense my bad.
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>>149088047
>Slim gets focused > Can't shoot > Can't heal > Downed.

>Medic gets focused > Can't shoot > Can't heal > Downed.

retard
learn2understand how evovle works
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>>149088262
I don't understand what it means to be focused to the point you can't shoot your gun.

Slim of all characters seems to be the one who is made to still shoot his gun while being focused.
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>>149088262
I heal myself as caira all the time when I get focused. And I can heal others better as caira from a distance to prevent getting focused.
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>>149088262
This is bait.
Other medics don't need to deal damage with their gun to heal. And his 4 healing is absolute shit compared to other medics.

>>149088485
Knockbacks interrupt firing and offset your screen. Standing in acid will force you move. There's a shitload of things preventing you from reliably charging your heal.
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>>149088574
Does not matter, it just prolongs your suffering for few seconds
cant outheal monster damage
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>>149089115
those extra seconds can mean the difference between getting saved by a teammate or not
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>>149087913
Yeah if that was deliberate it just kind of shows they're on permanent amateur hour

Because it's like... okay... so I just don't use a skin on Wraith...?

If that was their design intention and not just an excuse for being lazy then the Decoy would have its own separate skin that's either brighter or darker and very obvious to distinguish from real Wraith.

Basically PR Damage Control : The Post
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>>149089264
True, but my point still stands - if Monster is focused medic - he WILL go down. It just depends on how good Monster and the rest of the team. Sometimes the pay off for that is removed armor and 20% hp down sometimes dead medic and no HP damaged
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Does the game get more balanced at higher levels? I get monster every game despite being on no-preference and I either win as stage one (As Elder Kraken) or lose even at stage three (anything else)
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>>149085828
Tier list friend is always willing to discuss the tiers he's really open about it.

>general consensus
There isn't one every time I see someone say GRIFFIN is the best one person says another trapper and one person says trappers are so irrelevant to the meta it doesn't matter who you pick.
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>>149089827
Jack and Griffin can cuck Charge and Leap smash on demand.

Jack can cuck Abduct and Warp blast.

They can effectively shut down a huge portion of the monster's damage.
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>>149086598
You sound mad as fuck senpai
>please pay for voip!
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>>149090057
>The average jack player uses cuck unironically

Into the trash he goes. I'm definitely adding jack to my personal dodge list now thanks.
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>>149090235
>thinks that's what he's saying
Holy strawman.
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>>149090057
>on demand
If you say so lad no skin off my back. trappers just aren't that relevant, they with the exception of waggie all do the same thing CC the monster and all their CC has pros and cons and but all their CC if used effectively does the same thing and that's hinder the monster.
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>>149090057
>There are people who actually type such filth.
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>>149090660
Stop talking like a retarded fag and learn mechanics. Not even him.
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>>149090882
Yeah sure lad, keep posting like I said try to convince someone else why X trapper is really great and beats Y trapper.
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>Win more often and more easily with Gorgon
>No one ever leaves the game when Gorgon is picked
>People still leave when Wraith is picked

;_;
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>>149090635
There's no more fitting word for watching an wraith dangle in mid-air as she tries to grip around around a character two feet infront of her.

Or watching a goliath leap smash on place as a hunter slowly walks out of the radius.

When you're playing against a good Jack it's the same feeling.
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>>149089827
I guess it's all kind of subjective, but Trapper seems to have a very large impact on Goliath / Meteor Goliath which is the only monster I play, they'd probably have less of an impact in a Wraith / Kraken game, but to me, a good trapper makes or breaks a game, downing a medic / support is easy even with cheese and ledge chasing but throw harpoons or an annoyance field into the equation and all of a sudden you're doing fuck all and the assault is nibbling on your ankles the entire time. From a monster point of view though the tier list is a bit off.

>>149088047
In regards to Crow and Abe, I never have a problem with their slows, I can always use a traversal, charge or leap smash to negate them completely and there's an off chance I'll destroy the grenades and from my experience, crow has very little CC, i run into him mostly every match and I've never had a problem with him.

Tier list friend if you're listening in my mind your chart should look a little more like this;

Trapper:

Exellent - Maggie, Griffin and Jack

Fine - Abe and Waggie

Not good - Crow

Support:

Lower Tech Sgt. Hank to Not Good and up Bucket

Thanks for reading my blog, this generals probably the best on /vg/ minimal wafiu posting and a lot of in depth discussion
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>>149091126
Bad Crows don't full charge spam stasis shots, he's basically Abe's grenades but from range.
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>>149091126
>Exellent - Maggie, Griffin and Jack
gotta be baitu
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>>149090660
Trappers are very relevant. Abe does high damage and gives perma tracking on monsters along with slowing grenades that work against every monster.

Crow has decent tracking with gobi, decent stasis shots, and very high damage.

Griffin has basically perma tracking, and extremely good slows with his harpooning which prevent the monster from doing nearly as much damage as normal.

>>149091126
Maggie is just worse at everything than the top 3 trappers, jack is too situational to be good without knowing what monster you're playing and his tracking is ass.
>waggie that high
>Abe that low
>crow that fucking low

Just stop your list is shit and it's starting to piss me off, go back to whatever forum you're from and go complain there about wraith.
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Electro Griffin coming Thursday morning
https://talk.turtlerockstudios.com/t/electro-griffin-update-status-launching-thursday-morning-around-10-00am-pst/93476

Good night /evog/
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>>149091434

Dammit, I didn't play much today cause I didn't want the game shitting itself in the middle of a match because of the update going out.
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>>149090657
You can’t start your argument with a strawman then fall back and call strawman
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>>149091126
>>Not good - Crow
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>>149091434
great work TRS
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>>149091126
With those tier opinions you must work at trs as balancing division head.
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DEFINITIVE TRAPPER TIER LIST

TIPPIDY TOP TRACKER TIER LIST PER MONSTER

Goliath;
Jack, Griffin

Wraith;
Jack

Krakkers
Crow, Abe

Gorgo
Crow, Abe

Maggie in general is pretty solid since her utility with daisy. She's quite decent against goliath.

Crow and Abe don't specialise in one monster, but are overall solid picks due to the damage they bring.

t. 700 hour vet

Note; certain trappers require perks to be effective. Jack requires silver and gold capacity for example.
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>Val+Hank combo
How THE fuck can you kill a hunter with this shit
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>>149091384
>Trappers are very relevant
Look its fine if you think that but it's really not the case.

>Abe does high damage
>Crow has very high damage
>Griffin has basically perma tracking
This isn't true at all. They do however all have good CC, but so do maggie and jack. It doesn't matter which one you pick.

>>149091126
>Monster point of view
Largely depends on the monster whose looking.

>>149092318
Why bother you never know who the monster is


Trappers aren't like the other tiers, They just aren't that important.
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>>149092318
Griffin works against Wraith's abduction move though
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Val or Rogue Val???
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>>149092795
to fuck?
both
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>>149092795
Want to slow down niggers or poison them?
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>>149092795
do you like healing people or MAKING THE MONSTER RAGE
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>>149092698
Good luck finding a dome hiding wraith or gorgon with a shit trapper.
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is higgus still sperging out?
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>>149093276
>"Release the radioactive dust!"
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>>149093276
Yes you're right I didn't think of that, I guess both the hunters and the monster will just wait for 5 minutes then.

Oh wait a second the trapper any trapper
can just press 4 now we don't have to wait for 5 minutes because that's totally viable to do in a dome.
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>>149092698
I've hit a regular of over 6k damage almost every game as abe. This is with throwing grenades for over half of every fight. It's pretty easy to hit numbers over 10k as Abe too and still be using grenades regularly. I've hit 16k as abe and that was still with grenade spam. Please don't post when you don't know what you're talking about.
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>>149093317
who?
I didn't think /evog/ had tripfags
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>>149093420
I WANT THE TARGET LIT UP LIKE A PRIME-TIME ADVID
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>>149093465
Then the wraith moves again and hides somewhere else to the point your team gets split up and taken down. It's hard to pull off but I've done it and seen monsters do it when there is a crap trap.
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>>149093665
Just follow daisy :^)
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>>149091434

FUCKING BRAVO.
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>>149092698
I have a 20 win streak atm and I only play trapper. I like to think I'm the common factor in our team winning considering everybody else never has higher than a two win streak on my team.
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New evolve player, here. I main monster, primarily Gorgon and Goliath. Having zero problems with Gorgon, spiderman is incredibly fun and versatile.

I'm not sure if it's possible to beat a team with a good Rogue Val with Goliath, though. Every single time I see her I know I lose if I'm playing Goliath.

Impossible to keep her from healing her teammates because of the bullshit range on her healing beam. I also have no idea how to reliably kill her. Any tips?
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>>149093902
What if the trapper didn't pick daisy and they are shit ruh roh spughettios? Trapper is more important than assualt lmao.

There is a reason it's best to focus support or medic first then trapper then assualt as monster.
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I'm like level 3 or something, will the changes in the XP system fuck me up to level 30 or something if I play a match?
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What perks should i use on each hunter class?
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>>149088262
Don't bother, most shitters think if the medic dies when the monster focuses only them than it's the medics fault.
>medic why you getting downed so much, you should stay on cliff far away and provide firesupport like me, Markov.
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>>149093990
Kill the support first
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>people who hold up next to the relay on orbital drill
Hit 3+ with every spray + web shot, and i though i would lose too.
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>>149093526
I want you to think about how much damage abe's gun does, then think about how much damage everyone elses gun does. Then after comparing them ask yourself if that's a lot.

>>149093665
then the the wraith unsheathes his katana after teleporting behind me, look you asked where the monster could hide and how a trapper would find him I told you how. now you're saying my team would split up and lose well shit doesn't look like i was going to win anyway.

>>149093950
I'm sure you would like to think you carried 20 games by yourself anon.

>>149094147
Might have something to with the assaults 4.
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>>149094194
The max level was 30. They simply stretched it to 50 so if you're under 20 you won't jump up in levels. Not that it matters anyway since you still get rewards
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>>149093990
Depends on the team composition, if they've got a hank or a bucket you're probably not going to get R.Val and should just focus the support, her healing doesn't last forever and she can't burst heal teammates either, just have to be persistent. Also Goliath probably isn't the best monster for a new player, it's high skill ceiling and easy to counter.
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>>149094302
bump
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Anyone else feel like they are just chasing the next high of crushing 4 other players?
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Just had a match against the most cancerous wraith I've seen. Kept runnign and hiding around in the fucking dome, making us wait until it expired, and I couldn't slow it since I was playing as jack for the first time.
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>people think abe doesn't deal 4x as much damage as every other trapper

lol...
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>>149094958
Best feeling in Evolve is the supreme butt clenching of a close game, like a bar of hp or less close.
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>>149095057
>I couldn't slow it since I was playing as jack.
Fixed that for you.
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>goliath
>get domed in the acid pit
>rogue val's healing cooldowns literally outrun all of my damage output
>even if I focus every single ability on her all at once and wail on her

holy fucking shit why is this allowed to happen
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>Battling hunters as stage 2 E-Kraken
>They're totally shitting on me
>Dome goes down cause I killed one, try to fuck around and down another before running away
>Fuck it all up
>Just run since I can evolve, the three remaining hunters regroup
>Head for the power relay since I'm about to go stage 3
>Evolve next to power relay
>Figure hunters are right behind me since they literally saw me running towards it
>Start mashing relay since the hunters haven't arrived somehow
>Actually destroy the power relay and win with no resistance
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>>149095092
He doesn't though maggie and wasteland deal more than him.
Maybe crow aswell if you count the fact he ignores Armour. but I haven't played him so i don't know.
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>when you beat a team with val, blitz, and gryphon and theyre all 10+ levels higher than you
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>>149095323
nobody knows how much damage wasteland maggie deals because the scoreboard is broken. griffin deals no damage, jack deals 3-6k, maggie deals 3-6k, crow deals 3-6k

meanwhile abe dealing 12k+ on average
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>>149095527
TRS knows that's why they're nerfing her and maggies damage.
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>>149095527
>crow deals 3-6k
I often do 10k
I saw Abe 16k
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>>149094887
I might just stick with Gorgon at the moment, then. Feels so natural to play it. Got a 100% win rate and only 1 of the game has even gotten close. Is Gorgon OP?
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>>149095650
do you charge your shots when his armor is up? i charge my shots with armor up and do 1 charged magazine for every 1 charged stasis shot. with armor down im doing 2 not charged magazines per charged stasis shot. usually around 5-6k damage
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>>149095189
Yeah well, but maybe there was some way to. Speaking of, how does Jack's repulsor work exactly? Sometimes it lasts for like 3 seconds and sometimes it just burns instantly
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>tfw forever stuck in Bronze Elite because shit pubbers
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>>149095164
This is what I live for.
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>>149095781
>do you charge your shots when his armor is up?
That depends on the situation. If I think it is viable and will help in future - I do that. Otherwise I help to remove armor so team can damage HP together.

Normal shots with rifle technically do more DPS (per minute) than charged.
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>>149095831
>try to guide my shit pubby teammates
>they mock my voice and repeat everything I say
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>>149095813
Nah if wraith is running from you around the dome most trappers can't deal with her, to many jumps and traversals.

Jacks repulsar works like this, if the monster is moving in the direction you are repulsing he is repelled and it's green. otherwise it's red and drains charge fast.
I recommend start pointing it around of near the monster instead of on the monster, you have alot of control over which direction to stop them. like maybe 180 degrees of control.

careful though if you turn it off it's got like a 1 sec CD, regardless of charge.
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>There are people itt that think wraith is overpowered.
>There are people itt that think they can win against a good monster with an ai trapper.
>There are people itt that think maggie and jack are the best trappers.
>People that think slim/kala/laz/emet/waggie are good.
>people that think you should never dodge even with trs balancing.
These people are itt as we speak m8ys.
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>>149095921
>playing as monster
>blows being dealt back and forth the entire game
>down to your last 2 bars of HP
>sure you're going to lose
>one retard gets cock and overeager
>separates from the group to come after you, thinking the win is guaranteed
>rape him
>entire team crumbles afterward as a result
>take the win
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>>149096150
>There are people itt that think wraith is overpowered.
That is actually true.
>There are people itt that think they can win against a good monster with an ai trapper.
That is definitely wrong.
>There are people itt that think maggie and jack are the best trappers.
Eh, Griffin is probably the best in the hands of a skilled player.
>People that think slim/kala/laz/emet/waggie are good.
They are wrong on that.
>people that think you should never dodge even with trs balancing.
That's silly.
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>>149096150
jack is good tho
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>>149096150
>There are people itt that think they can win against a good monster with an ai trapper.

can any ai win versus a "good" monster, most of the time they just fuck ai's because you can exploit them easily.
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>>149096702
>>can any ai win versus a "good" monster,
No but I've seen some crazy ass Korean micro between two hunters and win us the game.
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>>149096702
In any other classes case, yes, you'd be fucked. Trapper doesn't do anything regardless of AI or not though. Hell AI might be better since they will always use the satellite every 20 seconds rather than some idiot not using it for whatever reason.
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>>14909604
are you underage or do you just sound like a faggot on mic?
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>>149087913
>Literally making players who buy their fucking skins be at a disadvantage

It's amazing 2K hasn't fired these retards.
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>>149096097
Oh so I have to try to be in the monsters face so it doesn't turn red and end, thanks anon
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>full CDR wraith who only goes for abduct, decoy and explosion

Kill me
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>>149097542
>CDR
Sorry for the retarded question, but what does this stand for? Tried searching but I can't figure it out. Just started playing the other day and I've seen it used once or twice.
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>>149087913
Who cares, decoy is mostly there to body block shots and deal large amounts of damage anyways
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10796112

Which one m8s
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>>149097653

cooldown reduction
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>>149097631
>monster shitter thinks hes good

wait until you play an actually good hunter team and enjoy the loss my man
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>>149097669
>mostly
Answered your own question.
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>>149097631
Play ranked you pussy
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>>149097697
Ah thanks, is that what I should be focusing on with monsters then? I figured movement speed was most important.
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>>149098107
>>149097919
Just trying to find a challenge my boys.
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>>149097631
>>149098213
Post your username then shitbag.
>Inb4 you don't, cause you're a pubstomp shitter who gloats about getting easy wins
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>>149097542
That's the only way to play Wraith if you want to have a chance at winning against a decent team.
Supernova is useless because it forces you to sit in the same spot and you'll lose half your health to their assault.
You basically have to spend as much time as possible either knocking everyone around or splitting them up or just doing hit and runs to try to actually get something done without losing most of your pathetic health pool
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>>149098382
But pubstomping is too much fun!
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>>149097631
Once you go up against a good trapper you'll feel the hurt
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>>149098208

CDR is always a good choice for any monster when you're not sure what to get.
It's like Jetpack Recharge for hunters.


In the end it all comes down to opinions.
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>>149097679
when you swap your weapons its still affected by reload speed
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>>149097679
I don't play griffin, but reload speed is the only thing that affects harpoons/sec
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>>149097679
Griffin does such low damage it might be better to go for reload and only use the harpoon.
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>play in pub
>all hunters lvl50
>leveled up fav characters
>monster player named Wraith Forever
>monster chooses wraith
>winstreak 20 games
>dumb retards kept attacking decoy and being retarded
>steamrolled

>few days later
>ranked
>stumble upon premade team with 3 friends who clearly know what they are doing
>wraith didn't last 3 minutes
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>tfw you see Rogue Val + Tech Hank combination and you remember how much better a Val + Hank combination is
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>>149099553
forgot to add - thew same guy WraithForever
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>exit dropship
>bucket uses his 3 right away
>alt + f4
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>>149099654
tech hank + emet is the true goat
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>>149099782
tech hank is fucking awful
he just provides "some extra health", instead of important shield bonus when it's needed
his orbital drill is dope though
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>>149100042
Tech hank isn't awful he is fine tier get with the times. I bet you play cabot.
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>>149099760
3 is his refresh right? Why do people do this? Is it just a misclick? Do they really not know what it does?
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>>149096167
>playing a game, keeping the team together as a medic, no strikes, the enemy wraith is down to 1 bar on stage 3
>surely my team can handle this
>surely they can just finish it off
>get a phone call, pick it up and say I will call back
>wraith jumps me in the mids of my team and gets some damage in
>team flubbers around and I don't manage to recover in time
>die
okay it has 1 hp bar and 1 armor bar and 3 teammates are alive at full hp
>SURELY they will finish it
>2 teammates alive and the wraith has half an hp bar left
>SURELY the will kill it
>they run around in circles in fear instead of shooting it
>I do more damage than them with a pistol on the ground
>tell them "JUST SHOOT IT"
>they keep running in fear
For fuck sake it was a completely won game, I divert attention for 3 seconds because I think no way we can lose it, yet my teammates find the miracle, they find some possible way to lose a free win.
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>>149100443
If you had a better trapper your team would've won.
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>>149100657
There are many many "if" things about that game. As I said, the game was a free win for us, I literally didn't think my team would be that incompetent to fuck it up when the monster has only 1 hp bar left, but they found a way.
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>>149100797
next time you scream "NOT NOW" in your phone and win like a champ
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Sunny is SO bad if your team is trash, god damn.
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>>149101039
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>>149101492
>playing sunny
>keep jet pack boosting people
>they just run on the ground and never use my boosts
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>>149101039
I am not going to scream like an autistic child.
I said "I can't talk right now, call you back later"
Doesn't take that much longer than your suggestion.
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>>149101846
>seconds dont matter
you know what? maybe you deserved that defeat
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>tfw you finally win as the monster

I'm so used to the old evolve monster gameplay, fighting at level 1 is strange
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>That new hunter rotation

Oh my lord
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>>149102319
Parnell, something, cabot, jack?
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>>149102386
Bucket
Laz
Torvald
Jack
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>>149102319
I don't get it, is the new patch live?
When do the hunter rotations change?
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>>149102319

>Bucket, Laz, Torvald, Jack

Free monster week.
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BUCKET

LAZARUS

TOVALD

JACK


SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY THEY WANT TO KILL THIS GAME AGAIN
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>>149102319
TORVALD AND LAZ
FUCKIGN TORVALD
FUCKING LAZ
WAS SLIM NOT ENOUGH
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>>149102472
No
Friday
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>>149102319
Oh god four of the worst hunters no top tiers.
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>>149102534
nah man, they feel that all hunters are perfectly viable and equally solid.
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REV UP THAT MONSTER PREF LADS

NEXT WEEK IS GG EZ ELITE WEEK
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>>149102319
>Bucket
people have him from daily log ins and he isn't bad

>Lazarus
fuck me

>Torvald
RRRRREEEEEEE

>Samus?

either way. time to take a one week long break from this game
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>>149102319
Sheeeeit
Time to level up some monsters I guess
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Free week monster will be wraith
I can already hear the crying
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>>149064961
>BALANCE PATCH DELAYED ONCE AGAIN

Nice game Blizzard
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>>149103089
Hah
They've gotten patch-shy after the shader fuckups
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>>149103089

Hopefully I won't have to download the patch 3 times again
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>>149103089
good
last time they released a patch they destroyed the game for 5h
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>>149102959
>Free week monster will be wraith
I don't even have a personal problem with doing what I can against Wraith but I'm only 25% of the team.
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>>149103521
Play Assault
A good assault can make Abduction and Decoy almost useless, and her health is so low that even if your support/medic suck you can actually make trades in your favor if they go down.
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>>149102319
>this kills the game
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>>149102959
It'd be worse if its kraken
Kraken is the least newb friendly so if you're new to the game you're going to hate playing as Kraken
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>>149103521
>>149103697
>playing hyde with cabot on the team
>deal 13k damage to a stage one wraith
>>
I know they use the free character week shit to gather data, but why would they make every freebie a low tier technical character? At least with slim they balanced it out with cheap ass caira and free sunny
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>>149103521
>Be Medic/Support/Trapper = Assault teammate deals no damage

>Be Medic/Support/Assault = Trapper sucks at slowing down the monster

>Be Medic/Trapper/Assault = Support doesn't protect the medic

>Be Support/Trapper/Assault = Medic doesn't heal for shit and never uses jetpack when you boost then as Sunny.
>>
Wooooo. This means Laz will be getting a buff boys.
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>>149104051
Well eventually all character will be in the rotation so it's just a matter of time, if they made all the "tier 1" available in the same week it would be boring in the next weeks.
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>>149104315
Yeah, because slim is totally getting a buff now right?
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>>149104607
Well the good news is, I'll be able to try out torvald and jack.
>>
I have fun with Bucket, does that make me a shitter?
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>>149104607
yeah he is tomorrow actually. Huge buffs to his bug. It takes effect faster, heals faster, flies faster.
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>>149104994

>still dies to one tiny aoe hit

Nice skill
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>>149104994
>grenade untouched
>self heal untouched

Still shit.
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>>149105250
you touch his self heal and he suddenly becomes god, you touch his spore cloud launcher and suddenly he ends up like sunny who is going to be horribly nerfed when her adaption releases.
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>>149104994
>Grenade is still hot garbage
>Self-heal is practically non-existent
>Bug dies to a sneeze and there's no way to stop that
He's still bad, worse than EMET, worse than Laz.
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>>149104994
>>149105127
>>149105250
Look on the brightside, when slim dies we can just take his corpse in for the bounty
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>Prefer trapper
>Lobby is full of two supports pref, one assault , one no pref
>I get medic, one of the support pref gets trapper.

How does this fucking system work, medic was my third fucking choice.
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>>149105475
Sunny isn't even THAT good.
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>>149105529
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Fuck this was longer than it needed to be
>>
If you stack up the ability class recharge perks for SLIM then his AoE constant heal becomes damn great
And if you manage to pick up a buff also for that ability recharge.. oh boy.

I have a macros for SLIM in AHK that binds shoot + abilty on the same MOUSE1
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>>149105827

Hyde is good
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>>149105719
Cuz your teammates are shitter. She has two great abilities, that's more than basically most of the roster gets.
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>>149105529
Abe please
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>>149106092
>only two
shiel is solid, nothing less than other support
jet fuel will save your medic
drone either shields like Hank or forces the monster to target it
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>>149105529
ayyyy
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>>149105964
How does the ability recharge works on Slim? Less shots required or it just reduces the time for when you are not shooting?
>>
Best perks for rogue val?

Jet - Swap - Jet?
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>>149106998
I'm using jump/reload/capacity

Works pretty well for me but I don't know if it could be better
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>>149106998
Jump - Jet Recharge - Jet Recharge

Monsters are Jews and I won't let them take my shekels.
>>
>ranked
>all hunters I meet are 15-20hrs in
>monster always over 60hrs

I only played 2 rankled matches today and spent 7 hrs looking for decent team
jesus
game is dead
>>
>>149106921
Ability recharges normally but shooting things speeds it up

Obviously perks and buffs speed it up drastically
>>
So how do I play Maggie, the monster just automatically turns around and swipes my harpoons.
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>>149107725
Conghratulations, you've learned why Maggie is shit!

Now it is time to pick up good trapper.
>>
>playing against val or sunny
Seriously impossible to win against val/sunny if one of the two is half decent
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>>149107843
I'm loving Abe but I'm a new player so I kinda want to test out other characters but I can't understand Maggie, I also don't understand Daisy, I can track the monster a lot faster than the dog, what's her point?
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>>149106921
if you have a hank or sunny, you should be running 3 tiers of health regen. If you don't have a hank or sunny, you're playing the wrong medic.
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>>149107950
mostly 5th souls to revive and annoy Monster
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>>149107725
maggies harpoons are really medicore. Her strength comes in the form of daisy being the monster annoying asshole ever and if youre fighting either kraken or gorgon they dont care because they are excellent body campers by virtue of not having to stand on top of the corpse like goliath
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>>149106328
If the monster is wasting his time targeting the shield drone it's more time the hunters have to deal free damage and not be the target.

That's the best part about Sunny, it adds a 5th target instead of the regular 4 hunters.

A good Sunny will place the shield on the opposite side of the dome forcing the monster to choose between getting rid of the shield or having to fight against shielded hunters during the whole fight.

Once the monster go towards the shield drone, sunny will be placing a new drone on the opposite side of where the previous one was.
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>>149108148
>If the monster is wasting his time targeting the shield drone
literally one sweep of his basic attack nearby to touch it slightly and it is dead
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>>149108007
>>149108063
Does Daisy at least have a quicker revive or something? Because last 2 games the Meteor monster simply camped the bodies
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>>149108293
Nope, but she can hit the plans to free hunter andgives 15% movement boost when nearby
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>>149108269
3 lights or 1 heavy. Using up the monsters heavy attack cooldown is still valuable especially since they need to traversal over to it, whack it and then traversal torwards the hunters.

Its an ability that has no cooldown that the monster HAS to waste time dealing with. Even if you do zero shielding youre still adding and preventing a lot of damage
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>>149108395
That's really fucking shitty since I can traverse terrain faster than her, alright thanks lads.
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>>149108269
>literally one sweep of his basic attack nearby to touch it slightly and it is dead

And since the drone is properly placed on the opposite side of the dome like I said, he probably wasted traversals going there to use basic attack and will waste traverls coming back to the hunters (and Sunny already have a new drone on the other side by the time the monster use basic attack on the old drone).

You sound like someone that never played sunny to be honest, at least not in a decent level of skill...
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>>149108472
>3 lights or 1 heavy.
Nope, the info is outdated in wiki

many times I saw Goliath destroyed my Drone with light or Kraken just touched it with Liughtning Blast and it is ded
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>>149104102
>Playing medic
>Monster keeps focusing on me and support
>Assault literally
>LITERALLY
>would not use his primary at all to fight the monster at any point whatsoever
>Dome goes down after three minutes of fighting when someone is finally knocked down
>Monster armor barely depleted every time as it runs away and assault keeps shooting his secondary
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>>149108517
daisy and hunter AI operate on mario kart logic where they move faster to achieve certain actions. For example if daisy is tracking the monster and you somehow gained 3000% movement speed, daisy would move 3000% faster if you followed her. Bots can also use magical jetpack fuel that doesn't deplete actual fuel as well as rubberband to other players if they're too far away.

>>149108618
drone is 4 light attacks on some monsters, 3 on others, it's being lowered to 3/3 next patch. Drone can survive a meteor goliath and regular goliath firebreath.
Drone health is 410 I think, light attacks deal 100-150 damage depending on monster, heavies deal 350-450 depending on monster.
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Who /gold/ here?
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>>149108794
>outdated

Do you not know what heavy attacks look like? 3 light or 1 heavy is how the thing actually works still.

>drone dies to krakens most powerful ability

Really? No shit? Of course it did. Sunnies ability with no cooldown made the kraken waste a few seconds charging his lightning and then that abilities entire cooldown for free.

Seriously. How shit are you that you dont understand the value in the drone?
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>>149108618
>>149108750
>ad homines and personal remakrs because no other arguments
Pathetic.

Drone follows the same rules as Hank does - there is a limited range for reach + if something obscures view no reach or broken reach

Placing it on the other side of a dome only works if Monster is dumb and not making you run around behind rocks and stuff. Also, drone is stupid and shields you onyl when it thinks it worth it.

So no, YOU haven;t played Sunny enough to understand it i is pretty useless

Her Nukelauncher, however, is imba
>>
HURRY
GIVE
ME
A GOOD KRAKEN BUILD
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>>149108972

everyone retard
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>>149109030
>Do you not know what heavy attacks look like? 3 light or 1 heavy is how the thing actually works still.
Yes, the two hands one for Goliath, the normal side sweeps are light

I know what I'm talking stop moving goalposts and strawmaning
>>
best perks?
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>>149109034
If you're chasing the monster in the dome, you're doing it wrong. Due to the new dome system, the monster is forced to fight the hunters, otherwise they burn 5 minutes of time each dome. And there's only 12 minutes until hunters auto-win. So if the monster hides for two domes, you can bait a god dome and use that to run out the clock allowing you to easily win.
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>>149109030
>made the kraken waste a few seconds charging his lightning
Oh you mean that Lightning he was charging for the hunter but just was experienced enough to position that way so it destroys the drone just by gently touching it.

>I'm only playing with retarded monster who have less than 20hrs in
pubber
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>>149108968
I dont know the exact numbers for most monsters but goliaths(both of them) light attacks are 81

>>149109134
>spouting words you dont understand

>>149109274
>a hunter sitting on top of the drone

So retards?
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>>149109256
>If you're chasing the monster in the dome, you're doing it wrong. Due to the new dome system, the monster is forced to fight the hunters, otherwise they burn 5 minutes of time each dome.
Irrelevant because global timer stop when Dome deployed. I don't think you've payed any attention to it.
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If an elder kraken who was almost esl is in here and just ended a cairas 23 win streak that was me, gg you taunting bastard.
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>>149109038
Hunger, cooldown reduction, cooldown reduction

2 lighting 1 mine 1 vortex

3 lightning 2 mine 2 vortex

3 lightning 3 mine 3 vortex
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>people ITT actually calling sunny shit

Is this like some mass bait? Are you trying to avoid getting her nerfed because you think TRS devs lurk these threads?
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>>149109391
It does NOT stop in the dome. It only stops when an active player deals damage to a monster, or a monster deals damage to a player when there's less than 4 minutes remaining.
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>>149109389
>spouting words you dont understand
>I have no response so I just randomly call you on ignorance to move the topic from me being bad at discussion to your persona
kek

>a hunter sitting on top of the drone

He is just nearby. When you last time saw monster';s AoE attacks?
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>>149109553
If trs devs lurked this thread they have no excuse for not buffing
>laz
>slim
>torvald
>cabot
>bucket
>jack
>waggie
>fucking KALA
>and a decent amount of the monsters
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>>149109561
You quite literally dont understand those words if you think i was strawmanning or moving goal posts

Or maybe you confused me for a different anon.

Were talking about lightning strike here. You udnerstand what lightning strike is right? one of the smallest aoes a monster ability has?
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Next week is Wraith fucks everyone week.
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Good perks for Gorgon?
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>>149109695
They actually nerfed Laz last week just because their telemetry was showing that he did higher than average MEDIC damage in a vacuum. The fucking audacity of these people, I swear.
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>>149109038
3/0/0/1
3/1/0/3
3/3/0/3
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>>149109952
>it's a "Hey teammates can you die real quick so I can be useful?" episode.
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>>149109726
>Were talking about lightning strike here. You udnerstand what lightning strike is right? one of the smallest aoes a monster ability has?
It is wide enough to hit both nearby Hunter and Drone.

You are the one ignorant faggot telling me it is so small a Hunter has to be on TOP of a drone for it to hit both
kek
Play a Kraken once
>>
>>149109952

>Laz is picked
>Hunters leave
>Monster leaves

Nice job playing against bots most of the time.
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>>149110109
This is what I do lmao dodge laz everytime I see that shitter
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>>149109863
Cooldown reductions, like most monsters.
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>>149110086
I don't expect my team to die. I lay into the monster with my sniper, and use my 4 whenever its off cooldown, and my team is damaged enough.

>>149110109
Last time I had an empty match was long before playing Laz. Nice try with that one though.
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>>149110098
Krakens lightning strike is like one and a half hutners horizontally. Thats practically holding hands with the drone.

God youre a fucking mongoloid though, holy shit. Make your next reply a smug one because im so sick of trying to convince stupid people theyre stupid.
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>>149108972
Monster?
I was gold almost on the 3rd day since f2p.
HUNTER?
Forever bronze here as HUNTER because RANKED is full of dumb pubbers as well.
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>>149110326
Do you take CDR perks or what?
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>>149110326
>haha look at my stats they're definitely legit, see laz is good :)

Okay buddy, I'm sure you're telling the truth and everything and there's no other variables that would need to be taken into account. I will no longer call Laz bad as you have just proven beyond a doubt that he is a fantastic hunter, don't let TRS find out though or they'll probably nerf him.
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>>149110449
Gold hunter senpai
>>
Official dodge list to boost your win rate exponentially. If you see one of these players and want to win then LEAVE THE LOBBY. If you want a challenge as the hunter then stay:

>kala
>cabot
>laz
>emet
>slim
>torvald
>parnell
>jack
>waggie
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>>149110581
you either faggot with frens or lucky dodger

either way good night fuck the pubbers
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>>149110450
CDR as in weapon reload? I tried that initially, its pretty useless. You'd only revive a person once in a dome situation with it anyway. Ability CDR I haven't tried. Mostly been using jetpack recharge now.

I'm at the point where monsters are smart enough to focus me so I'll kite them around as long as I can before cloaking so my team can get "free" hits, and then stay on the edges as I passively heal, then swoop in when my team needs a heal burst. If a teammate goes down I'll try to revive them, but if the monster is camping the body, I just tell the team to punish the monster for that. Even with ticks on someone, revive is still somewhat useful due to not needing to wait for the drop ship, although people going down will make the timer even longer.

If the monster goes after someone else just spam your sniper which does some decent damage in itself, and heal burst when needed to keep the team alive.
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>>149110767
You know you can always play with people right? Trying to soloqueue ranked is suicide.
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>>149109863
Cool down reductions, damage reduction, armor regen, traversal speed increases, feeding speed increase
>>
hahaha holy shit
>playing gorgan
>doing poorly, barely escape last dome with 4 bars left
>eat a bit and hit stage 3 in a cave way far from the relay
>hunters get juked and go into the cave right when i leave
>book it to the relay and start attacking it
>destroy it right as somebody rounds the corner
>gg ez
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>>149110747
>dodging jack
>monster is goliath or kraken
r u retarded son?
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>Itt people proud they were founders and are more experianced now when the inexperianced f2p players didn't waste 120$ on a shitty online only dlc two season pass shit storm

You should only be proud of being f2p only.
>>
>>149110548
I didn't say anywhere that Laz is a fantastic hunter. Yes, other medics do the job a lot better, and no one is even refuting that. Just showing that if the player using Laz knows what he or she is doing, it can be a viable hunter to use.
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>>149111086
I love when they use the phrase "B-But I spent 100 hours, so I got my money's worth".
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>>149111036
*dodges you*
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>>149111036
Jack is great if the person playing him is great, but he's hard as hell to use right
Maybe eventually the average jack will be good enough to not be a huge liability but for now they're mostly awful
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>>149111248
Okay, dodge an easy win, have fun losing.
>>
>>149111354
I wouldn't know, I don't play pubs. First game after it went F2P I tried a pub game and our trapper was abe and all he used was his shotgun. Never used the planet scanner, never used the tracking darts, not even the stasis grenades.
It was at that point I gave up on all pubs.
>>
>500 keys periodic challenge
oh boy
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>>149111574
Yeah I didn't play more than one match where the assault was afk for a good twenty seconds at the start, so after I domed the monster he was still a good 30 meters away. Alt + f4'd and never went back.
>>
Perks for Abe and Hank?
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>tfw still no cyborg archer Hunter
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>>149111862
I like fast swap reload or fast swap capacity on abe if we have a cabot.

I run weapon swap and capacity on hank since our medic tends to channel his health during combat.
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>>149111962

>still Catachan hunter
>>
Does anyone have the image/list of what Founders get? I'll be a Founder once my copy arrives, but until that point I am considering getting EMET or Jack, because I find their concepts to be interesting.However, I do not want to waste 5K keys on them if I'll get them for free whenever Amazon gets around to shipping my boxed copy.
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>>149112194
Here you go:

http://www.evolveupdates.com/stage2/
>>
>Fighting for Support role with other guy
>I lose and get monster
>Never played monster before
>Instead of bitching out I play Meteor Goliath
>Their team is R.Val, Lennox, Griffin and Sunny
>Have no idea what I'm doing, just eating shit
>5 minutes later I get absolutely rekt and harpoon locked
I thought monster was easy
>>
>>149105617
I dunno, math? If medic was fourth or fifth choice for both supports, and trapper was second choice for one of them, then that gets the team as a whole as close to their top preference as possible.
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>>149109256
Good luck getting a god dome when the new system centers the dome on the monster instead of the trapper though, it's pretty much 100% luck now
>>
>51 hours player in 2 weeks


Holy jesus I didnt think I would like this game that much
>>
>>149112381
Thank you very much Anon.
>>
Alright Hunters, Jack or EMET? I would like to be an asset to my team until I get my key code. Alternately, you can tell me another non-Founder hunter to get and if you wish, the reasoning for them. Thanks!
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>>149109256
>Deploy dome as Sunny
>We've got a perfect spot for fighting monster with cover and ledges
>monster goes to hide and sulk on the other side
>Set up drone
>All we have to do is burn it's time
>Everyone runs over to the monsters side and gets raped
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>>149112485
But trapper was my first pick.
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Is there some kind of explanation for having people respawn? Everyone talks in the dropship convos like this is life or death or something but then woop de doo they come back literally a minute after being killed.
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Did all the wraithfags leave?
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>>149113525
meme magic
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>>149113626
No, i'm still dreaming of those beautiful hips
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>>149113525
Either cloning, teleporting the dead bodies back to the ship with a 2nd laz device on the ship to revive, or teleporting the half dead hunter back to the ship for healing. If it's not one of these explanations then it would have to be a gameplay mechanic only. I personally like to think it's the third idea where we don't actually completely die but we get teleported back and then healed. The only flaw in that theory is that the monster can eat our dead body so maybe it is cloning.
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>>149113637
Figures.
>>149113746
Oh it's definitely a "gameplay" element over story, but it kinda trivializes how serious the characters seem to talk about death and whatnot when they're just insta revived a minute after death and right back in the field. Just wondered if they ever talked about it at all or we just turn our heads from that since it's probably not fully "canon".
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>>149112457
It takes a while for you to get used, you will learn where the wildlife spawns and the most effective "paths"
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>>149112457
Monster is easy, you were just new, that's normal. Anyone with an above 80 IQ and maybe five matches under their belt should win any monster match unless you're up against some super competitive premade or something.
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>>149113525
sheer will to get foreign bullshit of OUR planet
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>>149114043
It's wierd to me because everything else in the game as far as mechanics go is explained except for the dieing mechanic. Even the lazarus device is explained!
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>>149113525
It can be easily explained in the lore: It's a videogame, everything is possible.
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>>149113626
We are playing as our waifu
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Would evolve benefit from an in-match soundtrack?
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>>149113626
Unfortunately no. Caira fags are tip tier tho she is the patrician waifu.

>tightest
>best personality
>virgin
>cutest
>big booty that hasn't been used by somebody yet
>hotest voice
>smart so you don't have to put up with stupid shit
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>>149114450
Yeah I know, not really bothered by it, just weird that it's not explained since like >>149114401 said everything else is explained except this one mechanic. I guess maybe that's the one thing they couldn't really make an in-universe explanation for.
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>>149114808
But all those points are literally wraith, i just want to lie down and have her screech and critter in my ear
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When is Electro Griffin supposed to drop?
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>>149115165
last friday, then tuesday, then today, and finally tomorrow.
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>>149114808
Can confirm.
Based Caira.
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>>149114808
Val's voice is audible sex.
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>>149115091
Wraith is poop tier

>Wraiths loose as fuck after getting used up by literally every other monster while gorgon watches
>has worst voice
>small butt
>non human
>can't speak so you will never have intelligent conversation with her
>will try to eat you and kill you
>built by the jews
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>first time playing monster
>get beaten in a close game
>all 4 hunters saying how ez it was
this shouldn't bother me but it does
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>>149115474
>small butt
you what
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>>149115280
I like Lennox's voice even though her model is literally an 80 year old woman.
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>>149115280
Val is filthy spy that has a wierd man face and she probably shingled her comanders for promotions to get ahead. She does have a big booty and nice voice. Sunnys voice is better than vals imo.

>>149115584
She has wide hips but don't confuse wide hips with a big booty.
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>>149115525
did getting harassed by a pack of people remind you of real life?
you're an unwanted monstrosity both places too
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>>149115718
cmon man..
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>>149115525
I feel you anon, it really sucks losing as monster, even worse if people talk shit afterwords. Don't let it get you down though, we're here for ya.
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>>149115718
not that anon but damn nigger, what that anon did to you?
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>>149115718
Christ Anon, that was fucking uncalled for. I'm not even that Anon and your words hit me in places I try to forget. It's one thing to toss around insults in a friendly or even unfriendly way, but shit like that is just cruel.
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>>149115805
Someone's gotta lose
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>>149115779
>>149115884
>>149115990
ez pz
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>listening to euro beat and swinging away with gorgon
best feel
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>>149116135
Shitter detected ez rekt you

>>149115990
I like you please don't let that shitter get you down I just rekt him too hard in game and he's grumpy.
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I wonder, /evog/, what must happen in a person's life to make them a Val picker? Or even worse, an R. Val picker?
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>>149115718
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>>149116315
Victory
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>people are still complaining about wraith

Have these fuckers just not been in a game with lennox or something
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>>149116315
Wanting to win and not be a hindrance to their team. Cairas better tho and a sexier cutiem.
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>>149116406
>monster goes for medic
>lennox pumps plasma up his fucking butthole

Easy game, easy life
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>>149071375
wraith-chan
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>>149116315
When you're really bad at something you like you will so anything to win.
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>tech sgt hank is the most commonly picked support in the "competitive scene"

I seriously dont get it
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>>149116487
>>149116367
So it's basically that no one actually likes Val and only picks here because she's the most viable medic.
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>>149116586
He's better than whatever your perception of him is.

>>149116602
There are val waifufags. I like her dialogues so I can understand that someone would like to play her and her kit. I like playing with people who play her because they're usually good players.
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>>149116709
Hes obviously not bad but over hank? No way.
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>periodic rewards can vary between 25-500 keys

who thought this was a good idea? why not just set it as a static 150?
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>>149116602
val is an exceptionally strong medic with a lot of utility. She can increase damage done to a monster with weak points, slow the monster (super good if you have someone like a jack or griffin which has hard cc instead of soft) and has ranged healing so she doesn't have to put herself at risk to heal.
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>>149115718
Kevin = me
Newspaper = your post
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>Tfw the hunter team has R.Val, Sunny, Griffin, and Torvald
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>change my name to "PLEASEDONTPICKLAZ"
>play monster only
>people think that this name is because I hate playing versus Laz as a monster
>next 8 games are all against Laz
>8 game win streak
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>>149116890
So yes, exactly what I'm saying. They don't really like Val, but the wins that Val nets them.
>>149116709
>There are val waifufags.
How?
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>>149117497
I pick regular val for the Booty, not really feeling the booty from rogue val though.
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How is Torvald? I only have Markov/Bucket and Goliath/Wraith from the standard unlocks. I like his overall design and the weapons sound good. I just feel like I'm going to waste my Keys if I buy a Hunter going by my own tastes.
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>>149117432
Fucking nice
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>>149117432
they must've been really shitty laz's.
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>>149117739
All laz's are shit anon, even good laz's are shit.
Cause it's laz.
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>>149117660
I've never played him but people seem to bemoan him as being the worst assault of them all.
>I just feel like I'm going to waste my Keys if I buy a Hunter going by my own tastes.
Welcome to evolve, where less than a fourth of the characters are actually good picks, and if you like a character too bad 'cause they're shit
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>>149117739
Nope they were good lazs. Laz is just a shit pick lololol.
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>>149117781
I know, I like Slim a ton but I'm too afraid to buy him because of how badly people talk about him. I played him way back when he came out and I would love to use him again.
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>>149117660
He's very underwhelming. Definitely the weakest assault. There isn't nearly enough reward for landing his mortars for how hard they are to hit--they're slow, you can't fire them at close range, and they'll get stopped by ceilings. And they're his main form of damage. His shotgun is weaker than Abe's.

He can still be fun though and his shrapnel grenades are really fun if you've got an Abe or Bucket on your team.
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>>149117660
Torvald is on most players dodge list so you will have a harder time finding a game, sorry.

>>149117943
Slim is also on most players dodge list so you may have a harder time finding a full game.
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As a monster player R. Val is easier to play against than Laz desu
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>>149118112
Then you aren't good and should get good desu senpai tachi.
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>>149117660
I have him and he's the fucking worst
if you are focused by the monster you can say goodbye to your damage, since you can mortar at close range
his shotgun is shit and his shrapnel grenade is nearly useless
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>>149118206
?
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>>149118272
It's ok bb you're good I'm sorry
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Good perks for Abe?
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>people who leave vs bot monster
>when it's easy pickings even with just 2 players
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>>149119435
It's not fun.
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>>149119563
I like the quick keys and exp
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>>149119253
He doesn't need reload or capacity, so I like to go with mobility, you will want to be in mid range to hit multiple pallets on the monster, go with your jetpack perks.
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>>149119618

I have all the hunters I want to play

the only time I ever bother with bot matches is to get rid of the periodic and daily
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>>149119563
so you only like to shit talk a human monster player if you happen to win? how shallow
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>>149119563
who needs fun, unlocking free perks and silver keys is more important
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>>149119784

Players leaving or monster leaving is ez XP

I mean hell you get the same xp win or lose
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>>149119727
keys are keys

hunters still need exp and it's the perfect time to use those shit hunters you never pick otherwise like slim and torvald or parnell
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>>149119727
>He spent money on Evolve
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>>149119727
I'm missing a whole bunch of hunters and perks, and I want the elite skins also I bought torvald and I need to level the shitter
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>>149119984

except I didn't

you get so many keys leveling up that I just bought all the hunters that I actually wanted to play
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>>149119984
>he didn't

umm lol? $12 for all the future content and current content minus 8 hunters and 2 monsters + 30k keys sounds like a good deal to me desu
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so tell me /evog/

why is behemoth not unlockable because of '''''''''''issues''''''''''' but people who own him can still play as him?
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>>149120219
because if someone pays for something and they suddenly become unable to use it for a notable period of time, they become quite unhappy.
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do me a favor and stop leaving if you dont get the role you want

u fucking cucks
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>>149120607
but m-m-muh challenges
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>>149120607
If i don't get my role, i will suck at the other thing i get, dragging down the experience of the other three hunters.
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>>149120607
Too bad there isn't any way to just, you know, invite a friend or something if someone ends up leaving. Like just have a big button for the empty role that says "Invite player" or something.
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>>149120682
>not being able to play all hunters
>not even being able to play one character from each class sufficiently
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>>149120813
Sorry we aren't all fucking gods at gaming with 20+ hours of freetime every day to play evolve and just master literally any role with no effort like you can.
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Who else would like a sloppy blowjob from Maggie? I wouldn't mind getting my dick trapped in her jaw.
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>>149120910
>being THIS bad
>try to make it seem like an ok thing in the same post

lol @ you
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>Play kraken
>Hunters dome me
>Fly up the wall of the dome
>Nobody can do anything
>Lightning stike and banshee missle spam
>Win

This game isnt very good.
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>bot EKraken, figure I might as well use it to complete the challenge I've got
>after the first dome it just slowly runs around while we all chase it firing at its back
>doesn't fly a single time, doesn't use another ability the whole match
>dies right as the dome comes back up
Quality AI
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>>149121610
Kraken is a genuinely broken cheese factory. Even poons don't do any good when the player cheeses like that.

>>149121954
You can permanently lock down an EKraken bot after the first dome and kill it if you use Abe or Crow. Abe's even better at it. Just spam the stasis nades in it's path and it just waddles forward slowly while everyone shoots it in the back.
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Why are the worst players in Ranked?
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>>149122929
> game mode designed to match you with players of similar skill level
> why is everyone I play with/against so bad
ehehe
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>play against a rogue val that keeps disappearing, probably warping in and out of the dome

not much fun
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goddamn bring the fucking arena mode back so I can train monster play against humans and still get my keys and shit
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>>149120219
Cause the retarded founder jews need to be pleased.
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I wish there was a way we could opt in for a little slower matchmaking search that only filled a slot with 1 preference role. So you click search and when the lobbies full it is one player for each preference.
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Do you think the game will survive /evog/?

It's bleeding over 2k players per day.
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>>149124631
TRS needs to save that game, if they don't it will die in 2-3 weeks
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>Play Assault
>Medic goes Lazarus
>Play Medic
>Trapper goes Wasteland Maggie
>Play Trapper
>Support goes Kala
>Play Support
>Assault goes Torvald
Can TRS at least fucking tell people these heroes are shit or lock them from ranked before they balance this shit game?
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>>149123524
not him, but that doesn't mean he's bad. If you lose constantly with shitters that won't coordinate, how the fuck are you supposed to be matched with people that actually coordinate?
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>>149124883
I like TRS and i think evolve is an okay game.
but they can't save it.
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goddamn why don't they buff the useless hunters instead of bringing everyone else slowly down to their level? fucking trs
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>>149113184
Right, so instead of giving you first pick and someone else their fifth pick, it gave them their second and you your third.
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>>149125173
FUCK THE OTHER GUY, LET HIM GET THE FUCKING MEDIC.
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>>149087913
>by design

okay I just won't use a skin when I play wraith then

I wonder if wraith is still easy mode
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>>149125910
>I wonder if wraith is still easy mode
Yep it is.
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>>149087913
Ok I just lost whatever hope I had left for this game. Fuck me for buying founder status recently. It's pretty much wasted money since the game will die again because of TRS' flagrant incompetence. Those kind of decisions are purely idiotic. TRS is fucking this shit up TWICE.
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Elder Kraken is fucking frustrating to play holy shit
Everything has a year long animation, takes a year to actually deal damage, can be dodged with a single boost in any direction, he can't fly worth shit, has a half year long landing animation, a 3 month delay between using an ability and being allowed to fly again, and doesn't have enough health to actually be in melee without getting demolished by blitz/lennox but will never hit anyone from farther away
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>>149126520
Elder Kraken fucking destroys hunters anon.
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game's dropping below 10k players any minute now
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>>149127187
It's 2AM...
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>About to win a bullshit fucking game vs a Val, Hank, Griffin, Markov and the servers decide to fuck up
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>149128530
>If it's 2am for me its 2am for everyone.
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>>149129119
>North America

It's all that matters, eurocuck.
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>>149125134
when everyone is shit, no one is
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>>149129198
>If he's not american he must be European
Good education friend.
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>>149126520
Push chain lightning and Death Spiral followed by Light Strike
Get close to desired hunter/Dasiy
Smash dem number keys until you win
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>>149129269
If you re not a yurocuck at least, then i feel sorry for you my senpai
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Slim should automatically use his heal burst when its up.
Having to spam the button while also trying to dodge and shoot is annoying as hell.
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Goliath isn't fun.
Wraith isn't fun.
Gorgon isn't fun.

What am I doing wrong? I can't sneak, maps are too small and planet scanner hits too often, and I can't compete when I'm put into games with players level 40+ diced out with high level perks.

Maybe I'm just not building right, but god damn does this game feel unfun as monster.
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֍֍֍֍֍֍ ֍֍֍֍ ֍֍֍֍ ֍֍֍֍֍֍֍֍?
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>>149129748
֍֍֍֍ ֍֍֍֍֍!
֍֍֍֍ ֍֍֍֍֍֍֍֍֍ ֍֍֍ ֍֍֍֍֍֍?
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>playing with level 50 players that quit if they get a strike
>two of them on my team

jesus christ
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How do I jumping rock throw slam dunk as Goliath?
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>>149129902
>leave if you get a strike
sounds like they need to man up and just embrace Lazarus
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>>149129961
Find your inner monster Shaq through meditation and hard work
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>>149129682
>What am I doing wrong?

>Goliath
Git gud. Don't put more than 1 point in rock, 2 in charge, max out flame first then Leap Smash. They're you're most reliable attacks. Attempt to use to seperate the hunters. While you should be aiming for support first, or medic depending on the composition, it can be useful to down a the trapper or assult if the opportunity presents itself for you because having a downed hunter is a distraction to them. If nothing, you can pressure the mdic/support while one of them wastes time reviving the downed soldier
>Wraith isn't fun.
You want to be dealing damage across multiple hunters at once in order to pressure the medic, then finish them off with warp blast. Decoy is a meme. Its worthless imo
>Gorgon isn't fun.
Be spiderman. Sling across the Dome area and drop acid spray on them, whihc you should Max out right off the bat since it her only truly good ability. Dont ever use mimic, its shit.

An important part to any monster play is attempt to be domed in favorable terrain. You want to be dome in area with canals and cover so you can seperate them easier or withdraw to recover armor. Use Sneak attack when you can. It locks them into place and deal a lot of damage. Great for when you find a hunter away from hsi team
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>>149130309
>maxing flame
>only 2 in charge

ignore this guy
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>>149130538
t. shitter
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>>149130114
Fucking Chaos Dunk man
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>>149130562
>t. shitter who puts more than 1 point in flame breath
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>>149130692
not an argument
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>>149130309
>worthless
Decoy is the most usefull ability of Wraith, without that, it is imposible to win a match
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What. there's a fucking time limit aswell? holy fuck is this why the game died?
It's so fucking dumbed down that there's no point in trying to juke the hunters might aswell faceroll at spawn.
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>>149130748
more like a crutch for shitter who cant use her Traversal properly. Those points are better spent in abduct, so you can pluck a hunter from a group and down them away from help
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YOU FUCKING MEMELORDS TOLD ME TO NOT LEVEL UP ABDUCT ON THE WRAITH, I LEVELED IT UP AND ITS FUCKING GREAT
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>>149130734
>t. dumb turbo shitter who puts more than 1 point in flame breath and used "shitter as an argument
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>>149130921
nobody says that on here, the only ability you can ignore on wraith is supernova

>>149130309
worst bait I've seen for days
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>>149130870
Gotta follow the script.
>Get dome'd level 1, try to get strike and leave
>Level 2, get dome'd couple more times
>Level 3, final battle
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>>149131025
this guy is just memeing

>>149130921
Abduct is underrated, you did good anon
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>>149130931
You're bad at Evolve
Go away
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>>149130921
Depends on the enemy team comp, if you level up abduct against a lennox or parnell, you're going to have a really fucking bad time if they're good players since they'll know how to exploit their animations so that they can STILL FIRE WHILE BEING ABDUCTED. and let me tell you my comrade, you do NOT want to be abducting a parnell that has super soldier off cooldown when he does this because your face will literally fill his entire screen.
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>>149131263
already ran out of bait?
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>>149130892
Just with 1 point you have the same effects, only more range...I prefer Warp Blast or Decoy...

Abduction
Damage: 470/484/517
Range: 64/80/94m
Cooldown: 9/8/7 seconds
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>>149131507
no need. I just have my frequent wins and I'm offering my opinions to help someone else
You just came here to shitpost

At least this guy actually explained his point instead of just being a cancerous faggot like you
>>149131546
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>>149131610
you really need to work on your baiting skills, retard
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>tfw after playing a bunch of wraith matches i finally found if you are in the air the wraith can't do shit to you unless they have abduct
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>>149131708
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>>149121610
Kraken mines got a SERIOUS buff at some point, it used to be you could almost completely ignore them and they would slowly float after you but now they arm and hit you within a second, I have to watch out for shooting them above anything else in order to survive against him
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>>149131391
waait, you're not supposed to be able to fire? i've been firing while being abducted tons of times as rogue val, easy posion + headshot sniping
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>losing only because 2 guys lost
>in ranked
Man ranked games feel more pubby than Hunt games.
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>>149132146
left* not lost
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>>149132023
Nope, its supposed to be a full disable for the duration of the grab.
You're also supposed to be immune to mines and traps while in the warp blast traversal but that's not particularly consistent either in my experience.
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>>149131808
>resorts to meme image posting

get better bait, retard
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>>149133564
you replied to him, though
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>>149133740
that's not how it works though, newfriend
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Get this team vs wraith, what are out chances?
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>>149134609
1%
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>>149134609
>>149134697
you're being too generous, there's no fucking synergy there aside from torvald+kala for armor ignoring mortars, and those things are way too unreliable now.
I'll give you a 1/1000 assuming the monster is near equal to your skill level.
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>>149134609
fixed it famalam
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>>149134609
100%
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>>149134697
>>149134842
>>149134863
>>149134873
What about now?
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>>149134946
>''literally never played'' Torvald and a first or second game ever maggie
REST IN PEACE
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>>149134946
>Those ribbons
Rip in fuckin pepperoni
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>>149134609
>>149134946
Your chances are slim pickings
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>practicing monster play is a nightmare at high levels
>even if you come across low levels they are most likely a team that practiced with their buddies and work as an actual team
>play monster on alt account
>fucking decimate hunters left and right as goliath and EK
>last match went full stage 3 eventually despite wasting like 2 minutes pondering if I should just slamdunk them for more striken in stage 2
>didn't even care if they get dropshipped back again or revived because I could just smack them down again and again
>they domed twice at the relay because I had so much fun just swatting them
>give them a nice gg message
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>>149134946
1/1000 here, Assuming slim + kala are premade, I'll bolster that to 70% if not pre-made, 20%
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>steam forum faggots think parnell is good
>when you need to drain your fucking hp to even be viable
>every time you've played with a parnell shitter the matches take longer than they should
>played parnell yourself and know that he is shit
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>>149134697
>>149134842
>>149134863
>>149134873
>>149135062
>>149135162
>>149135164
>>149135680

>Well, at stage one our team spread out with slim going off alone from the rest of the team in the otherside of the map.
>He domes the wraith that juked us right after the planet scan, so now we are 100m away from the dome and slim is locked in there with the monster.
>he doesn't engage the monster and somehow hide from it until the team arrives
>people wait for the whole team before advancing
>eventually torvald steels himself and goes in first to fight it, while the rest of the team supports his ass
>wraith can't get anybody down because slim is right up it's ass with the shotgun
>as soon as the wraith tries to kill the medic, he fucks off and dodges up and down a cliff
>our team is doing health damage to the wraith in the meantime
>dome going down, no a single strike on anybody
>kala says to use the teleporter
>everybody does, we end up near our spawn and dome the wraith shortly
>again nobody advances too fast, people take postions, wait for jetpack to recharge and flush out the hiding wraith from the corner
>we actually kill the wraith at stage 1 after 2 domes

The meme magic is real. Nobody on the team was even premade.
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>>149131025
>the only ability you can ignore on wraith is supernova
but it works well with abduct!

>isolate hunter
>finish him
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>>149135753
Our group runs a parnell laz cabot jack comp, pretty fuckin' brutal man.
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Has Emet been buffed at all yet? I want to play him since he seems fun but everybody here says he's shit and twice I've heard some poor soul ingame being berated for picking him.
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>>149135841
M E M E S U P R E M E

Even if the Wraith was trash I honestly can't believe you won that.
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>>149135921
Rogue Val or Val or else I back out, depending who picks Caira I might stay.
Those are the only healers in this game.
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>>149135921
He's getting buffed but not yet. I want him to be good because it's really annoying having to queue dodge every single time he's picked.
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>>149135841
Shame on that wraith, fucking name+shame them or something
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>>149119253
Silver weapon swap speed is good if you want to spam grenades while the shotty is reloading otherwise what >>149119676 said.
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Fuck Bucket and his fucking ebolaids turrets. They need to nerf that shit. I'm trying to beat the fuck out of the medic and I'm just getting melted. Even worse, he has three and if he spreads that shit out, he'll never not have at least one of those turrets firing green shit at me. I'll destroy one and he'll just put another right back up. It's fucking garbage.
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>>149135921
I don't think so but I been doing fine with him. Roaching is a pretty good way to win with him even if your team is too stupid to stand near your buoys.
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>>149135993
We didn't just win that, we won it at stage 1 with 2 domes and in 6.11 min.

>>149136142
I rather focus on enjoying a victory with a meme team, than focus on making the wraiths day worse than it already is.
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>>149136556
>I rather focus on enjoying a victory with a meme team, than focus on making the wraiths day worse than it already is.

Another way of saying 'Everything I just said is fake'. Pics or you're just another lying shitter.
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>not a single high level monster that doesn't fucking stack retarded amounts of damage resistance
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It's basically impossible to win at Stage 1 at the start of the game, right? If you down someone and they suicide, you have 30 seconds to finish the game until they're back, meanwhile you're melting.
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>>149136824
10 seconds. They respawn in 10 seconds at the first down/kill. then 20 seconds after the second down.
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>>149136720
>Another way of saying 'Everything I just said is fake'. Pics or you're just another lying shitter.
How is being considerate of the monster players feeling who just got destroyed by a meme team such a alien concept to you.
Put yourself in his shoes.
Second, what does the monsters name have to do with it? I am not aware of a service where you can check the games played based on the player name.
"post pics", of what, the victory screen?
Literally the only proof that would be decent is a video showing off that ridiculous match, sadly I don't randomly record my games.
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>>149136824
it can happen but only against shit teams
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>>149137195
Here's my stats of strictly level 1 fighting at the start of the game. Even when I down 4-5 times I nearly always lose because of the respawn timer.
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>>149137263
>doing that shit 39 times
Absolute madman.
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>>149137263
>try a strat
>doesn't work
>try again
>doesn't work
>try it 5 times more
>doesn't work
>try one more time
>finally works
>I knew it was was the right strat to use
>keep using that strat
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What the fuck has happened to the people playing this game? I take a break of about half a week, and after coming back I'v spent the last 15 minutes leaving games because right before the character select screen is done, two people have already left the matchmaking.
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>>149137449
>>149137394
You misunderstand. I'm trying to get that sweet level 28 gold perk while investing barely over 1 hour of playtime. I could just as well afk at spawn, but that's no fun.
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>MFW on a 15 win-streak as hunter purely by dodging Slim/EMET/Kala/Torvald
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>>149137484
People realized there's no penalty for leaving a game where they don't get the role they wanted. And they don't get it often because the role selector/matchmaking is a complete joke.
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>>149137596
add parnell to that list and you are almost unstoppable
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>>149137696
I do unless they have a high rank with him and we are against something like a Kraken
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>>149137623
How can a dev team be so incompetent?
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>>149138098
Left4Dead had the same rules. Guess they just copied it and thought it's gonna be okay, except it didn't have classes.
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Lazarus is shit but he is an amazing character, and somewhat challenging to play. Or at least unique.
Sorry for you guys, but I will enjoy my Lazarus-week. at least he is not Slim
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>>149138558
If you dare to run Lazarus, at least use the class cooldown perks. Makes you at least a bearable medic to have.
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>>149138558
I remember playing Laz in the betas. Fucking amazing. I shat on so many monsters as Laz.
>ermahgerd why dosent any1 stay ded?!?! I just killed u!? fkin cheaters!
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>>149138558
he's challenging for all the wrong reasons now. Before you used to be able to sneak in a revive and haul ass to get out if the monster wasn't fully committed to sitting on the body, now he has to completely fucking bail before you can get a rez and it's just not worth the risk anymore.

Imagine if blitz markov had half the base damage but twice the damage levels, therefore it took twice as long to do what damage he's dealing now. Why would you play him over regular markov who would be dealing twice of Blitz's damage in half the time.
Pretty much what they did to lazarus. There's no risk/reward anymore, it's all risk.
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>>149138650
thanks for advice. more available invisibility, healing burst and laz-glove is always good

>>149138661
it was great when the dome stayed no matter how many people died
now you will do your job, but the monster will be more likely to run away
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>>149138782
Class cooldown is strictly the heal burst. I have a friend who's a non-shitter, he likes to play Emet. He runs the class cooldown perks for the burst so he can actually properly heal himself and his team.
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>>149138782
run cooldown if you have an offensive support, run health regen if you have a defensive support that isn't tech hank.
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>>149138894
so class cooldowns are just healburst, planet scanner, assault shields and team shields?
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>>149138979
Yes. It's 25% if you have both gold and silver maxed.
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>>149138894
>Emet healburst has a short cooldown anyway
>its even shorter with max perks
>he will get buffed hard next patch
I hope TRS wont regret it
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>almost same comp one round with the exception of 2 different hanks and of course different players
>first time beat a goliath at stage 3 outside of relay range, regular hank
>second time get fucking rekt by a less experienced meteor goliath, tech hank

I blame the worse players though and not tech Hank.
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>Ranked game on whatever server Australia gets to
>Paired with a team I beat earlier that day, all 4 same guys
>Hunters spawn
>Parnell teleports on top of me, then dissapears
>My health starts chunking for no reason
>Nothing to do but wait for it to end
>Get a win
I don't know what to feel about that.
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>>149139659
I've had people occasionally fall through the map and die.
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>>149139659
I'd fucking lol hard if TRS were competent enough to patch the game so that when a cheat is detected/suspected (constant teleports, armor regen sooner than possible etc) the opposing side gets an auto win and if they repeat their shit 2 more times they get banned.
Never going to happen though.
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>>149115474
>>Wraiths loose as fuck after getting used up by literally every other monster while gorgon watches

No she isn't, stop projecting.
Monsters don't have mating drive due to their DNA construction. She is literally virgin and completely oblivious to sex since she can't really get pregnant and it is not important part of her evolution process/life cycle

>tfw making Wraith cum for the first time
now you have our own qt slave pet
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>>149115474
wraith is perfect you fucking homo
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Oh look, the cloppers are talking about fucking the Wraith again
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>tfw Electro Griffin comes out today but your connection is on life support since yesterday
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>>149129580
Use autohotkey macros and actviate i by numpad presst when playing SLIM

I bound attack + heal to MB1
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>dome some MG player really early
>they dc
>it's a bot
>it's glitched and stuck climbing one cliff
>repeatedly
>half inside the cliff

toughest match of my life
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Is something going on between Val and Markov?
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>>149140540
Nope
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>team picks lazarus, kala and torvald
>I pick leave lobby
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>>149140540
>>149140564
to add to that the only seems to be canonish paring/flirting is between Abe and Caira
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>dropship scene
>Crow and Parnell talk about tracking monsters
>Crow: "If you see Birds, dont go there. By the time you are there, monster's gone."
>hunters landed on planet
>see birds on the other side of the map
>whole team runs in that direction
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>>149140631
don't forget Jack with every girl, including monster Kala
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>>149141189
its not easy being Jack
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>>149140587
Good pick
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>>149141006
I'v never seen a game that exposes the idiocy of the modern man like this one. I am legit baffled at what people have done in some of my matches.
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>>149141440
can it beat a Lazarus who revives with E?
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>>149141440
Try a level 29 Laz reviving with E.
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>>149067298
Caira Diaz? More like Caira has di best ass. Amirite?
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>>149141640
sheeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit you know >>149141693 was meant for you
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>>149141693
thats hard
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>>149141693
>>149141640

I had this happen with old level 26.. so it's like 39-42 new levels. Never ragequit a hunter match so hard when he did that to me.
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Why do people shit on Emet so hard? He's not exactly the best team healer, but his buoys are super useful in dome fights if used with a bit of strategy.
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>Hunt
>low level monsters
>hunters win almost every time

>Ranked
>max level monsters every time
>monster win almost every time
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>>149142470
>staying outside of the dome
>strategy

just cheese
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>emet
>parnell
>bucket

no thank you
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>>149142589

there's nothing wrong with bucket if he knows to time his reset correctly
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>>149142470
I saw an emet heal once. Unfortunately, healers are required to heal several dozen times per match in order to be successful.
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>>149142837
there's nothing wrong with emet and parnell too, he is just a memelord
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>>149142837
there's plenty wrong with emet and parnell though
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>>149138661

That's literally the only thing Laz was, is or will ever be good for. Shitting on bad/new monsters that don't know how to play the game.
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>wake up
>carpal bother less after sleep
>ranked match with Laz/Kala and Lennox
>ah fuck it!
>land pefect shots with stasis and Rifle with Crow
>we win
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>Playing MGoliath
>vs RVal-Crow-Blitz- Kala

I swear everytime i'm a monster vs Kala/Slim/EMET/Torvald its a free win.
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>it's another bucket fucks everything up game again
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I feel awful for playing mainly Bucket and Emet now.
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>>149143223

You forgot Laz.
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>>149143578

Post your win rates.
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>>149143369
>Calls out support for picking Bucket
>Picks Slim
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>do my job as trapper and monster is spotted and tagged within 20 seconds
>nobody cuts off the other route and follows my path instead
>monster heads off the other way instead of getting domed
>chase
>everyone just blindly following
>monster gets to stage 2 while domed
>team is pretty shit and two players go down
>low on health but medic thinks they should be sticking to the monster's smelly ass instead of sticking with the rest of the team
>still so low on hp when reaching the monster that the monster gets me down easy with one skill hit because the medic wasn't healing anyone
>team gets rekt

this shouldn't be happening at this level anymore
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What level do hunters stop being mentally disabled? I'm on a 16 game winstreak here and it's not terribly difficult.
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>>149143967
it never stops
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>>149144003
>kite hunters around a pillar
>fire a death spiral at the highest number of players
>spam whatever else at people who are close
>repeat until the enemy team dies
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>>149136813
Is that the pro thing to do or some shit? I've heard people complaining about damage resistance on monsters, is it really that g ood?
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>>149143967

25-30 they start becoming competent, but they will still often pick shit characters like Laz or Kala.
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>>149143826
>this shouldn't be happening at this level anymore
remember: no matter your performance, you level up the same
people who die all the time are the same level as people who played the same number of matches, but carry teams
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>>149144921
I just lost to a very mediocre MG because the fucking retarded Markov kept wasting his shield, he activated it whenever. Even when he wasn't fighting the monster. Kept hearing Markov yell his ran out shield dialogue at the dumbest times outside of fights. He might have been friends with the fucking monster though because he was that bad but still made it look like he was at least shooting at them (which he stopped way too often just to drop some mines).
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>>149144676
>25-30
Last patch levels or actual levels?
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>>149141189
>Jack tries to flirt with Caira
>you know I don't have to heal you right
>aww
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>>149143647
>Laz players who can't remain hidden for shit
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>tfw your 30 win streak is ended because the game bugs you into a wall, unable to move.
>The nigger to take your win has this name

Is there a worse feel?
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>>149146031
You'll get it back anon. Try losing a 56 win streak because you got too cocky and evolved too close to the hunters at stage 3 and lost too much of your HP.
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>>149146031
welcome to the internet man
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>>149146031
>Dying to le epic maymay name XDXDXD

sorry mate
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>>149146031
>being this bad

quit this game
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>>149146031
Yes, losing your fucking 68 winstreak to steam maintenance. Also Losing 2 other games and not getting perfect 100% wlr cause of server crash, cause it counts as a loss for both parties.
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>>149147008
you hang out here often?
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>about to beat a stage 3 gorgon
>server craps out

domo arigato
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>>149147126
often enough to know that drawfags won't draw more wraith because I've been asking forever to no avail
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>>149146851
>>149146121
Damn, my condolences anons
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>>149147315
I can draw well. Will i draw a wraith for you?
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>evolve wikis don't even have all created and released skins conveniently listed on a page
>>
The only times i lose as the monster is when the support is hank/sgt or sunny.
Why do people play the other supports?
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>>149147551
>I can draw well.
any existing works?
just curious
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>>149147763
Here's one of my latest creations.
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>>149148043
>autistic kid

Oh, the irony
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>>149148043
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>>149148043
Wraithfags btfo
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>>149148043
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>>149148043
>Filename
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>>149148081
>''N-no YOUR the a-autistic one!''
>Wants to fuck an imaginary video game monster unironically

Time to take a good long look in the mirror. You could save yourself before the age of 20.
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>>149148630
t. Cairafag
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>>149148630
>being this autistic and gay
stay in your mlp quarantine board
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>>149148043
>>149148630
>going this far as drawing a stick-figure tasteless "creation" as an insult toward an anonymous on anonymous board but feeling like this is not enough to satisfy his personal mad so he also is adding the "autistic" text

Irony, salt and mad. I honestly can't even take you seriously let alone be insulted by that.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10799795
http://www.strawpoll.me/10799795
http://www.strawpoll.me/10799795
http://www.strawpoll.me/10799795
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>>149148881
Spotted the Wraithfag.
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>>149148972
I wasn't hiding.
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>>149148761
>>149148881
Not that anon but I ask you faggots this

Ask any functioning member of society what's more acceptable for you to jerk off to in your spare time (even show them a side by side image comparison if you have to), animated horses or a tentacle monster from a videogame.

Wait for the answer, then proceed to kill yourselves
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>>149148972
>>149149080

spotted the homosexuals
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>>149149080
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>>149149117
It's really saying something that your fetishes are considered abhorrent even by homosexuals.
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>>149149080
>Caring about normies
Exactly why would you tell people what you fap to even if it was completely normal?
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>>149148881
>Is literally insulted by my drawing and goes on to say how not insulted he is

Are you actually retarded?
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>>149149080
So you live by the word of an ethalon functioning member of society? What are you even doing on 4chan then, I'm deeply confused

>this is not normal!
>i'm going to visit the place that defy the normals and tell them!
>oh yes boy I will tell them! They will be told!

This is getting hilarious.
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>>149149282
Well, you know better it seems. If you say I'm insulted then I probably should be.

We wouldn't want to disappoint random anon on anonymous image board, right?
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>>149149193
well you would know what homosexuals think and do
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>>149149217
I don't care about normies, but it's just important that you know your place on the ladder of non-normies: with the horsefuckers.
>>149149298
>i'm going to visit the place that defy the normals and tell them!
>thinking 4chan is some dark, murky corner of the internet hidden from the mass population

Refer to my earlier reply, horsefucker.
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>>149149407
>We wouldn't want to disappoint random anon on anonymous image board, right?

What the fuck are you even on about right now holy shit
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>>149148043
>How to trigger Wraithcloppers: the post

The shitstorm this has spawned is amazing I love it
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Don't forget to put the lorefaggotry in the next op

>https://talk.turtlerockstudios.com/t/evolve-hunter-stories-canon-latest-story-kalas-story/25399

>mfw the aspies posting right now
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>>149148043
>>149149681
giving you two (You)s in one post, snowflake
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>>149149681
>Wraithcloppers

I like it.
>>
Don't know if really good assault, or VAC.
Probably just a really good assault.
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>>149149526
>I don't care about normies,
>>149149080
>Ask any functioning member of societ

Dem fighting statements and words.

I'm just waiting for the moment when you realize we are bored and just having fun with you and your autism.
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>>149149948
>we were only pretending to want to fuck the Wraith!

Nice backpedaling, Wraithclopper faggot.
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>>149149915
Do you have full recording?
Yeah he used cheats but I never seen these before.
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>>149149743
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>>149149915
wow real pro, he must have the best perks
monster noob really needs to learn to play lol
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>cloppers

Doesn't that mean ponyfaggotry. What's that doing in evolve? Is wraith a reference to something?
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>>149150060
took you long enough to edit a screencap
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>>149150089
It's the non-wraith rage kids being salty that wraith is here to stay
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It may be just pure coincedence but that autists with hateboner for wraithfags reminds me of Barneyfag.

Nah, probably just coincidence
right?
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>>149150007
Didn't get pre-loading screen recording. I don't think it really shows anything else though, I think he was around level 20 (+/- 2 lvls).
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I want a wraith harem.
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>>149150240
Can you upload full recording somewhere in original MP4? I'd apprecaite it.

hugefiles will do or zippyshare
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>>149150089
Cloppers want to fuck an imaginary cartoon animal

Wraithcloppers want to fuck an imaginary cartoon animal

There is no difference when you think about it really.
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>>149150089
>What's that doing in evolve?

It's a reference to the fact that the people who regularly inhabit these threads and post about wanting to fuck the Wraith are no better than furries, horsefuckers or pedophiles, famalam.
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>>149150312
maybe you should stop losing the poll then
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>>149150312
>>149150320
That logic doesn't gel at all, anon. If wraith was a pony I could see it but the opnly ones even remotely posting ponyfaggotry are the ones saying cloppers.
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>>149150285
It's only 2 minutes
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>>149150312
>>149150320
I'm really sorry that you are being held in this thread against your will and not allowed to leave

This is unacceptable. I'm gonna post about it on my twitter and tumblr!
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>We have our own salty anti-wraith opposition now
Thank you for legitimizing us, now we will stay forever.
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>>149150445
Does not matter, can you upload or no?
not that hard to answer or do, anon
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>>149150447
>not even contesting the fact that you're the same as a horsefucker or pedophile

Glad we got that out of the way.
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>>149150485
there's literally only 1 one of them, posting from 2 different sources because he's severely autistic and mad
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>>149150543
Why does it matter?
The only thing you can find out of it is the names of the players.

Will this get the person banned, or helps in anti-cheat? Or just to feed your curiosity?
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>>149150578
actually, according to the poll, there's a whopping two of them, and 3 patricians for each one of them
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>>149150705
>Will this get the person banned
most likely but depends on what I will see in video that is not VLC-alike mess
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>>149150760
>implying I ever saw or voted in your pedophile poll
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>>149150760
just one, he's posting from his mom's laptop and his mom's phone
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I WANT TO FUCK WRAITH-CHAN!
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>>149150873
>ayy lets make fun of this guy for calling us out on how fucked up we are
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>>149150821
Here you go then
hugefiles
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>>149151041
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>>149150089
just some autistic kid who thinks "trolling" is funny and witty, doing his best to trigger anybody in this threat by calling everybody who disagrees with him a pony fucker.
Watch him bait and feel good about himself because he is an attention starved child.
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