>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com
>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/
>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0
>Ana "Legacy" Comic
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/legacy
>>148833318
Buddy that wasn't even the worst part of casual (though they have actually now fixed the worst part of casual).
They still need to remove like 2 more "comp" features before casual is actually casual instead of "for comp fags who aren't good enough to actually play comp".
hana
.
song
Is lucio as easy to play as mercy
Some have told me to play healer because they are easier in higher rank games (I'm a scrub) but I wonder if this applies to lucio
EnvyUs.Taimou's tournament winning aimbot!
Wow!
Incredible!
Post skins that we need in the game. Go go go.
Actually, though, is there a list of the changes each skin has? Like voice line changes and such?
NEW PATCH WHEN
I just want to be able to play OW the way it was partially meant to be played, except it isn't on Live.
>>148833452
>people can't possibly be better than me at video games
hey how do i not die
Is it just me or does Lucio sound like Static Shock?
Then again, all niggers sound the same to me.
>>148833452
every thread
so mad
wew
>>148833498The only reason I know Static Shock exists is because he lives in the same city as me.
>>148833459
This outfit.
On Ana.
McCree tier 1 next patch?
>>148833405
the person who drew this comic had shitty handwriting
>>148833565
I only know him because of youtube poop videos.
>>148833489
he is literally fighting with blatant aimbot snapping onto invuln rezed target
>It's another "5 gold medals as Roadhog" episode
>>148833581
hana_mutes_streamchat_forever.jpeg
>>148833459
New Retro Wave Lucio.
>purple/pink neon color scheme
>skates have a vector raytracing effect on the trails
>chrome aviator glasses
>fingerless gloves
>the jacket from Drive
>gun is styled after a old ghetto blaster, reloaded with a big D-cell battery
>>148833329
Ok so starting from the left
>Evil Superman
>Sasuke
>Ryuko
>Shadow the Edgehog
>Reaper
>I dont know spiky dude
>I dont know long haired dude
>That guy from Hatred
>That chick from Steven Universe
>I dont know last one.
>>148833110
Use the AoE on the Flashbang against Genji instead of throwing it at him directly. It also doubly helps if you have teammates shooting at him.
It may not be a hard counter, but McCree is still one of the better at countering Genjis and Tracers even as it is right now.
>>148833704
Can his healing boost be a e s t h e t i c?
>>148833329
reaper doesn't deserve this
>first time playing Winston in QP
There were also a Pharah, a Tracer, a McCree, a 76 and a Mercy. It was Dorado Attack.We lost.
how many of these are there?
>>148833704
would be cool of his switching music was flipping over a castett tape
Cloud9.Surefour's tournament winning aimbot!
Simply astounding!
Reminder that if you're under rank 70 you're fucking garbage and should stop posting your inferior opinions
>>148833839
Why do these keep getting posted? We get it, the competitive scene is shady.
Why do people get so assblasted when you do something fun like 6 widows in quckplay and win?
can someone explain the
>me: ooga
>you: booga
thing to me. i'm too old for all these fresh memes
>>148833635
First person view in engine recordings aren't 100% accurate man. They aren't entirely accurate in any game ever made. MLG level jerky movements fucks it up.
>find out girl at work plays overwatch
>thick but cute face
>she's a mercy main
Is this an actual heal slut?
>>148833757
McCree is great against Genji for the simple reason that you are +90% guaranteed to shut down Dragonblade if he tries to use it on a group you're moving with (the absolutely hardest to counter to Genji is a dedicated Winston though).
Genji gets such an enormous power boost from dragonblade that shutting down that tool in itself is extremely valuable.
McCree's problems right now is that fth isn't working as intended (which is honestly a minor issue) and that his ranged dps tends to be lacking. Blizzards 30 units fix was a step in the right direction but they overbuffed him.
>>148833807
Plenty.
>>148833704
I can definitely dig it.
>>148833864
I just got to 81 after being 68, can I stay? Me booga?
>>148833708
I know the last one's from FFX-2
IT'S HIGH NOON
>>148833807
There's probably one for each girl
>>148833936
tell me there are more husbando ones
>>148833885
It's people getting sick of people's complaints most of the time boiling down to:
>me gud
>team bad
>>148833774
Com Truse style smooth beats for healing, and Carpenter Brut style aggression for acceleration.
>>148833838
Or popping it out and slapping in a new one.
>>148833936
this one
i like this one
>>148833904
>Girl
>Healslut
Try again anon
>>148833452
oh damn that's pretty snappy
>>148834031
>>148833885
I think its a league meme, Me unga team bunga. usually features a champ, gnar. I'll ask around lolg for the image.
I wonder if we'll get more stuff about Reaper soon. The fact that he showed up first in Ana's picture and he was one of the people she apparently loved the most definitely points to there being more than just "hurr durr i'm jealous of jack" to him.
>>148832498
anyone who thinks symmetra is good in those situations has only being playing against people who are shit at the game (probably because you spend all your time playing symmetra so your mmr is awful) so they don't know how to deal with you because they're shit.
The moment you face anyone decent and you're playing symmetra and it's not a first point defense you'll lose horribly every time.
>>148834102
It's probably a spectator camera bug (it's trying to show him aiming at two places at once).
If you look at the shots he was making in that clip he's going for simple bodyshots in the open. Pretty unimpressive aimbot.
>>148834029
Unfortunately, that's the only husbando one I've seen.
Someone ought to make a McCree and Reinhardt one, though, assuming they don't exist already.
>>148834076
>tfw sister plays overwatch and mains lucio and mercy
>but she's angry about it and bitches at her teammates for being dumb and running into open spaces to get sniped instead of "s-soldier 76 senpai....come b-back...i need your thick dps cock"
>no one likes her but she does a good job
So cute~
>tfw no russian version of 76
I just want to go slav on these fuckers with my AK-76
what's a good youtube channel to watch if i want to learn Reaper? i want to get better with him
>>148834313
Watch trailers for shadow the hedgehog games and tutorials for how to cut your wrists
>>148834313
https://www.youtube.com/user/linkinparktv
>>148833793
As a side note, am I being ooga right if I pick one enemy player to fuck with (usually Mercy or Lucio if there isn't a sniper) and bounce around like I'm high on bannanas?
>Junkrat gets potg
Is there some sort of "definitive" lore video or site?
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>>148834524
playoverwatch.com
>>148834313
Learn to follow a moving target.
Attack enemies from weird angles, ideally while they're distracted. in most cases this is enough for getting a kill. then you get a healthpack off them which should be enough to either continue killing nerds or disengage.
And remember, wraith-form is for getting out, not in unless you want people to follow you into your ult or something else risky like that.
>>148834434
A dead enemy healer is a good enemy healer.
>>148834546
>definitive
>Balance is fucked beyond help
>Release new hero
Gotta say I wasnt expecting Blizzard to pump out more content so fast though.
how to solo queue: never play support
>next map is Temple of Anubis
Love busting out Symmetra for this shit.
>>148833936
>>148833807
>>148833996
more of these ffs
>Blizzard will never fix Comp being complete shit.
>>148834506
Ded general
180 competitive points so far. Hard time deciding whether to get the golden weapon for zarya or symmetra
How do the supports synergise with each other?
>>148834759
they didn't get before first point?
I solo queued my way to rank 69 somehow. What do I do now? I'm scared of the inevitable losing streak due to bad teammates
>>148834838
Zarya, it's bigger and going to be more noticeable. You will also likely get more kills as Zarya, with your giant ass golden dildo. Would be good.
>D.va grows bored of Startcraft
>Grandpa says he thinks he has some old Blizzard games in the attic
>She goes up there and dusts off an old console called a "Playstation 4"
>Plugs it into an old TV and boots it up
>Game inside is copyright 2016 and called "Overwatch"
>Two days later the news announces that actress, famous streamer and leader of South Koreas MEKA devision has been amitted into a mental hospital because she won't stop screaming
>She is later found dead after killing herself with a small plastic knife provided with the asylum meals
>team mate trolls
>we're both equally punished
>>148833498
>Then again, all niggers sound the same to me.
Lucio's VA is of Spanish origin, he's not even black lel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Cruz
What's point to life anymore when I can never get into a group that listens and plays like they actually have a brain
>>148835013
Jesus what the fuck, How.
>>148835012
What the fuck?
>>148834313
you CAN 2 shot almost the entire cast if you're close enough, never pull your trigger before they notice you or you're not in their hug area
wraith is your panic button, not going in button
don't use Q like a retard, make sure no one sees you and there's no thing to block or soak up the damage
use E like a madman
>Spend life as a shitter in 40s-47s
>Starting gitting gud, start to solo carrry
>Finally hit the 50's
>People actually start playing as a team
>People are actually good
After weeks in the mid 40s, coming across with a stacked team that has a great genji, s76 and genji - is hell. You never see that kind of coordinated level of play in the mid 40s.
That stark difference is aggravating.
>>148834910
Nope. We had a really good set up at the archway choke. The turrets covered the side room + Symmetra's 2 foot rape gun = nobody got through.
Was a good time.
>>148835013
>74->40
how did you manage to do that wtf mate
>>148835013
hahahahahahhahahahaa
>>148835013
Get good at Tracer, carry all day erry day.
>>148835013
>Season High: 74
Wat.
>voting for the healer
why do people do this
HE IS MONDATTA
Omnic who was shot down by Widow
Please, know your memes.
>>148834795
>playing competitive in casual shooter
>>148835089
>>148835052
Lost 30 or so games in a row
The game will give me almost a full level down when I lose and if I win, I get fucking nothing.
>>148834968
I don't get it.
>>148835013
39>40, from a 75
Anon.. I...
Maybe you should group up with some friends. I'd play with youthough I'm not that good and I use mostly JunkratNikalakitty#1466
>>148835013
>from 74 to 40
Only plausible explanation is that you were carried for your placement matches and you've been solo queuing
>>148833329
Leave Lapis alone.
>>148833904
>thick but cute face
Don't fall for it, she'll put an icicle through your head the first instance that you let your guard down
>>148835152
I don't want to play healer so I have to encourage someone else to do it.
Sad thing is I don't play healer not because I don't enjoy it, it's fun, but because I hate enabling shitters who pick dps heroes and do fuck all with them
>>148835152
because it's a thankless job 90% of the time. It's the best way to make a healer feel good about their job and likely to keep doing it.
So how do I get good at this game? I usually average 2:1 KDR and get at least 2 gold medals per round but lose 80% of the time. Hows competitive vs quickplay? Will I win more queuing solo for comp as opposed to quickplay?
>>148834076
What, do you want them to run something else and be utterly worthless at it? At least healers here are pretty braindead
I never play Hanzo and Widowmaker because I am too bad at aiming
This is Zenyatta, omnic who wants peace all over the world, and nobody can stop him, dying under discord.
>>148835171
>Maybe you should group up with some friends.
None of them want to.
>>148835178
Nope. I went 8-2
I had a good group of randoms I met after that and we kicked ass into the 70s.
Then they all started bitching out and going full solo
So I had to start soloing.
I should have gave up once I was in the 50s
>>148835274
>So how do I get good at this game?
Play real shooters for a few years.
>>148834665
Adding more heroes rather than trying to shoehorn heroes into roles they aren't actually designed to perform might actually be better solution for now.
For instance the lack of healing support heroes makes it really hard to balance the supports in the game.
>>148834884
Lucio and Mercy work ridic well together. Lucio covers all the little fuckers that run off, like Tracers and Genjis, while Mercy focuses on tanks and people with generally higher health that she can actually follow places. Lucio adds mobility to team when they don't need group heals (like when only one or two people are hurt) and Mercy tops off the hurt folks. Lucio breaks it down during major team fights, and Mercy rezzes the folks that die as needed.
Zenyatta and Lucio also work really well together, because he makes the little robot man go fast and keeps him healthy while Zen works on headshotting bitches. Zen's ult is super good for final pushes, plus minor team fights where Lucio's ult would be a waste.
Sym is just Sym, I dunno.
Mercy and Zenyatta are good together because they can help the team mow down hoes. Damage boost + Discorb = instadeath.
Two Lucios is always good, one on speed and one on heal, so you get a good mobile team.
Two Mercys can be good too, depending. I find two Mercys pretty useul for Attacking on maps like Anubis and Vodka Industries, but otherwise very dependent on the rest of the team build.
>>148835013
are you one of those people that bought a booster?
>>148835312
>had a good group
>So I had to start soloing
so I was right
And finally, this is copyright bait for Blizzard, stealing names from music groups is haram.
How do you take screenshots without the menu ui?
>>148835013
>74 -> 39
>>148835371
A booster?
There's a booster? like those Mountain Dew Call of Duty xp shit?
>>148835415
Alt-Z. It's the same shortcut for it in WoW strangely enough.
>>148835324
I don't understand
>>148835415
There's a combo to turn off UI. Go to options.
Alt+Z default though you can change it.
>>148835384
Remind yourself that she is literally The Thing posing as cute science gril
>>148834176
>implying shitmetra is even useful on point one
her turrets get blown up in seconds even with average character by someone who doesn't suck and after that if your team aren't drooling retards who keep plinking other set of retards half the map across from point she won't be able to do shit
>>148835379
>so I was right
No you weren't. The Placements I did solo. I got into a group after the placements were done when I was placed 58
>>148835419
They mean paying someone to play on your account and get it to a higher rank than you could ever obtain yourself.
>>148835419
this site, looks shady as fuck. "give us your account and we give you cool internet level!"
https://rankedboost.com/overwatch/boost/
I just happened upon it cause they have some info about the game on the site.
>>148833459
more pink skins
>>148835517
People actually do that?
The fuck
I know cunts pay for cheating programs
>>148835537
Why would you ever give someone else your account info
Fuck that
>>148835447
I feel bad for Rein. He had to bury his friends and live with the guilt and knowledge that he couldn't protect them. For YEARS. He was probably secretly depressed for a long time - couldn't protect his loved ones, was "too old" for work..
Rein deserves hugs and all the love he can get. And apologies from Gabe, Jack, and Ana.
>>148835479
>Mei didn't "survive" the weather station accident
>she killed everyone there and took the shape of one of the scientists so she could be rescued later down the line
I love it.
>>148835013
are you playing support? i get almost a full rank or 80% per win from playing dps with gold medals
Why do losses always come in ridiculous streaks with this game? Is it really just that you get on tilt and 1/6th of the team being in a bad mood leads to a stomp? I don't get why losing 10 times in a row happens so often in solo queue.
>>148835384
>playing QP last night
>Dorado offense
>me and someone else picked Mei at the same time
>fuck it why not
>both stick with her
>everyone spawns in
>he has the same legendary skin and voice line as me
>process to follow each other the whole game
>double teaming the other team one by one
>end up winning because we both popped our ults at the end and the other team couldn't contest
gg, freeze buddy
>>148835604
>I feel bad for Rein. He had to bury his friends and live with the guilt and knowledge that he couldn't protect them. For YEARS. He was probably secretly depressed for a long time - couldn't protect his loved ones, was "too old" for work..
Not only that, but all of his old pals came to the conclusion that "Overwatch was a mistake." Even some of the "living" ones like Mercy and Torbjorn.
>>148835604
>being a bitch to Reinhardt
Mercy deserves whatever fate reaper has in store for her.
>>148835661
You're fucking gay.
>>148833421
If you're playing Lúcio you literally just have to exist and you'll be an effective healer. Also don't be one of those fags that switch to speed boost out of the blue and throw off everybody's aim. The only time you want to speed boost is at the beginning of the game or when an enemy uses their ult and your team needs to run to cover.
>>148833459
Reaper-looking edgelord skin for Mei
Formal two-piece suit Mr.Junkrat
Beach episode skins for EVERYONE
>>148835661
>mutant eating cobalt, ferrum and fluor
what the fuck Mei is?
>>148835563
hell, why are there so few pink skins,
is Blizzard keeping them back for a breast-cancer awareness special we have to actually pay for it?
>like the origin-skins
Why the hell is Mercy x Pharah a thing?
>>148835768
Brawl
>>148835768
tumblr
Are supports players people that are in constant need of validation via upvotes?
>have an irl friend that has csgo exp and support main
>highest level in the team
>asked him to go dps since someone is supporting already
>sucked badly despite csgo exp
>defeat
>rest of the team called him out for being bad despite highest level
>bitches about bm the next game
Like holy shit dude, why are some people so thin skinned in an mmog
>rank 55
>koth coin flip attack
>overtime
>we have it easy
>watch as our overtime runs out as OUR lucio skates sideways kiting back and forth literally inches from the zone
>overtime runs out literally .5-1 second before I and the other guy that swapped to 76 make it
this game is a literal fucking meme
I enjoy Hanzo and I wish he was better so people wouldn't hate me for playing Hanzo.
>>148835734
It's a normie joke anon. Don't look into it.Mei is still only pretending to be a human
>>148833459
Hatsune Miku Lúcio.
>>148835823
The brawl came after it was a thing. It just cemented it.
>>148835684
Seriousy, man. What the FUCK. What's wrong with people, why do they want to hurt the giant ray of sunshine and happiness and JUSTICE? Why?
>>148835695
Now, now. Be nice.
>Want the lone wolf skin for Hanzo
>Getting everyt legendary but it
>tfw
Yes ifrit sparrow and scarecrow where nice but give me my hanzo skin now blixxard
>>148835684
>Not only that, but all of his old pals came to the conclusion that "Overwatch was a mistake." Even some of the "living" ones like Mercy and Torbjorn.
I remember when the first rumors of the story were coming out, and it sounded like "All these dudes were part of a superhero dream team, it collapsed, and they are basically mercenaries now"
I would have loved to seen that angle, the "overwatch was a mistake" side - but what we got was a bunch of people upset they were too good at protecting lives from killer robots - because now we view those robots as equals, and as always being equals, instead of an emergent species and growing pains of humanity as a whole.
>>148835768
>he hates pharmercy
why
>>148835013
I guess you had the same thing that happened to me happen to you, losing a whole rank per loss and not even win 1/3 of one when winning for like 40 games, at least it only made me lose 10 ranks but I'm kinda mad to have a worse rank than I started with despite having a 62 win percentage.
>kill a Reinhardt
>feel bad about it
Which heroes do you enjoy/least enjoy killing the most?
I can always respect a non-edge skin Rein
>>148835890
>Want the lone wolf skin for Hanzo
>Got the Young Master
I can't pick anything else but Roadhog whenever I'm on defense. Help.
>>148835979
I don't feel bad killing anyone cause they are trying to kill me
>>148835859
Jesus fuck.
>>148835754
I love Bastion's Dusk skin. I have two of his legendaries but I still use it because pink. I want more pink.
>>148835883
sleep tight reap
>>148835979
I feel guilty when I kill Zenyatta. Especially so when I kill one with a charge. His yell is so sad. Just the little "WAAAAAAAAAAH...." until he hits the wall.
I love killing Genji and Hanzo. I target them specifically, just in case they're instalocking assholes.
>Dva already picked, go monkey
>Dva hard counters you
>Reaper hard counters you
>Mei soft counters you
>Tracer soft counters you
>Zenyatta hard counters you
>Ana soft counters you (good luck chimping out asleep)
>Lucio tanks your damage or speed boosts away
>Mercy just flies out of there
>76 just biotic fields and shits on you
>Roadhog hard counters you
>Genji can escape from you
>My bubble is so fragile it's hardly worth placing
>You can hurt multiple people at once but being near multiple people means you'll die because you can't kill anything fast enough
>Only safe picks are super shitty genji's, blueberry, and Hanzo
Holy fucking shit this class. Am I just supposed to stall the point or something?
>>148836003
play reinhardt
>>148835979
Not sympathy but
>Kill Hanzo
>Rage despite eliminating him and not getting RNG arrow'd
Fuck that hero, seriously. He shouldnt be able to charge shots when engaged in 10m battles
>>148835979
Mei. She's so useless but she's trying. It's more like putting someone out of their misery than actually outplaying them.
>that feel when no one ever uses a mic on ps4
>listening to gaming podcast (beastcast)
>talking about how it's okay to never use a mic and that you are probably a MRA scumbag 13 year old if you do
>>148835883
sleep tight reap tight
>>148835979
Mercy, because I had a dream she was pregnant.
>>148835957
tumblrina detected
Patch won't hit this week right?
>>148835152
>healed half the damage you deepeeass retards got
>allowed you to stand your ground and strike back
>doesn't deserve a commendation
gee i wonder why
>>148836254
>tumblrina as an insult
>>>/reddit/
>>148836309
faggot, is that better?
>>148836208
>tfw as soon as I got into rank 68-70+ on PC I noticed everyone uses their mic and communicates really well
your podcast faggots are shitters
>>148836254
Hello goober, how is your fight for ethics in journalism going? :^)
>>148835253
>healing is a thankless job
>literally every hero has a thanks line they say while being healed
yeah sure anon
>>148836097
I feel guilty when I kill Zenyatta. Especially so when I kill one with a charge. His yell is so sad. Just the little "WAAAAAAAAAAH...." until he hits the wall.
Oh god this, its horrible
On the other hand,
>charge ice tomb
>absolute perfect timing to squish Mei into a wall
The best
>No one can hide from the huntress
>absolutely hate zarya's character
>play her
She would still be good even without an ult
>Blizzard say they want to address toxic behavior in the game
>add a literal teabagging character
>>148835479
>tracer
you deserve being shot at
>>148834778
there's also a nsfw one but i'm a pussy, i really would LOVE to have more of these
>>148835479
>getting frozen as Tracer
shiggy
Lone Wolf Hanzo:
>new ult line
>new weapon
>new ult particles
>new model
>new lines on kill
>new lines for sonic arrow
Meanwhile shit like Rescue Mei:
>new model
Why is there no standard for legendary skins? These two skins shouldn't even cost the same, Rescue Mei should be a 250 at most. She only gets a fancy firefighter coat and a red colored weapon.
>>148836459
>Like how Zarya plays and her personality
>Hate her design
>Like how D.Va plays and her design
>Hate her personality
>>148836385
GAAAMER GAAAAATE
>>148836549
No one likes fat cunt Mei, kys
>>148836549
gotta keep those kids playing as epic bowman
>>148836459
zarya's ult is one of the most broken ults in the game, though
she can literally take on four people at once with it
ARE WE GETTING ANA THIS WEEK?????????????????????????????????????????????
>>148835654
because the sheer amount of idiots overweighs actual people and MM seems to favor putting someone better as the head of retard herd
>>148836549
Any legendary skin for Mei that isn't Yeti Hunter is for waifufags and deserve nothing
>>148836564
>tfw most of her voicelines are full cancer
just give me a doritoes skin so i can embrace it
>>148835152
>not voting for the healer when he healed 30%+ of your taken damage
>no Soldier 76 with Lucios wallride ability
>place at 51
>currently 41, won one game
>>148836564
>likes D.va design
but it's literally so FUCKING AUTISTIC WEEB SHIT
>>148836549
>Rescue Mei
>when her fat ass clips through her jacket
>>148836396
Okay, I will say, I do get thanks from people sometimes, it's not super uncommon, but it doesn't happen a lot. I don't mind, though. I get no one wants to take the extra moment to 'Thanks!' when there's people to kill.
That said, I do tend to pocket people who are super polite AND good. I found a McCree that would 'Thanks!' every time I'd heal him, even a little, or revive him. He was killing people left and right, so I pocketed him. Sorta, anyways. I'd leave to heal other people too, but if everyone was mostly good then I'd stick with him.
>>148836425
That's one of my favorites, too. Perfectly timed charges are so satisfying.
On the flipside, another wonderful thing is when you charge to get somewhere faster and someone accidentally walks in front of you and gets pinned.
>>148836549
I wish Torb's pirate legendaries changed how his ult looked. Maybe make him watery or something?
>>148836754
I can't wait until they just add ecksdee
>>148836608
I hate Mei I was just using her as an example. If she triggers you so much then just assume I said Arctic Zarya or something like that.
>>148836675
>spamming
you are like little baby
>>148835715
>he doesnt speedboost his team while ulting to make a push
>>148836813
>korean
>weeb
>>148836459
>hate symmetra and torbjorn everything
>don't play them
feels great
>>148836754
her cancer voicelines are like half the appeal of the character dude
EL OH EL
WINKY FACE
WINKY FACE
IS THIS EEEEZ MODE?
>Bastion and Zen have a soul when you kill them
Wat
>>148836926
>el o el
FFFFFUCK, I EXPLODED AT THIS MOMENT
>>148836967
>>148836652
>comp KOTH
>pub Zarya says ult is ready
>respond saying mine is too
>"understood"
>meet up with her
>run into objective
>"Fire at will!"
>"DIE DIE DIE"
>"Dou- Tri- Qua- Quintuple Kill!"
>did this three times in the same match
Unfortunately we lost overall 3-2, but damn that was the best communication I've had with a pub, cheers Zarya random
>want high quality sym porn more than anything
>its all trash
>even the "high quality" sfm that recently got put out today is garbage and uses a disgusting skin
>she isnt even fun to play
Is Blizzard going to do something about Hanzo?
Why does his shitty projectile bow deal less damage than Widow's hitscan rifle which also doubles as a close-quarters assault rifle?
Like there is no discussing Hanzo is one of the worst heroes in the game, and next patch his competitors (D.Va, Zenyatta) are all getting huge buffs while he is going to be affected by the hitbox fix the most.
Does Blizzard just hate Hanzo?
>>148837001
>Torb has a soul when you kill him
He's a ginger, what
>>148837001
>being a dirty human racist and thinking robots can't have souls
too bad omnics didn't kill you all
>>148837001
>torb has a soul when you kill him
he's heterosexual, why does he have a soul
>>148837054
>>148837101
>being a dirty coprofag
>>148837108
yeah they should remove this fag and his braindead easy arrows who still hit targets despite being nerfed, scattershot of cancer and sonic arrows which can pierce shields
Are new Zenyatta and Ana good enough to solo support a team like Lucio and Mercy can?
>>148837153
>>148836105
How the fuck does Zen hard counter you?
>>148837101
who put out a new Symm today?
I like Symm
>>148836802
heh.... git gud kid...
>>148837217
Ana and her faggot grenade yes, zen not really, you still want an actual healer
>>148837274
have you played ptr? Zen reks the living shit out of any tank who's not dva
>Don't play Hanzo often but consider him to be somewhat fun
>On defense in the one map where I'm actually decent with him
>Decide to be the Hanzo insta-locker to hopefully stop any shitters from picking him
>Someone ends up unironically picking him shortly after I do
>Another guy picks Widowmaker afterwards
What goes on in the minds of these people? What kind of people do they have to be to see a sniper and then think what the team needs is another sniper?
>>148836105
>winston player complaining about genji
>>148837242
>>148836105
I only pick him if they have 3+ squishy champs, and dont try to get an team kill every time you jump in.
>jump on zen or something
>bubble
>kill him
>jump out
>heal
>repeat
>>148836967
>welding in a bikini
What could possibly go wrong?
>>148837357
For shit to get hotter as sparks fly
>>148837319
galian, what is yours from
>>148837339
>>148837242
I still don't know what the background of this says.
>>148837274
Not him, but PTR Zen wrecks the living fuck out of Winston, and most tanks now. It hurts to watch.
>>148837319
S-She looks drugged. Is she drugged, you monster?nah but really, I have a really hard time enjoying SFM porn because everyone always looks kinda out of it.
>>148837419
Inflam
>>148836608
I like Mei.
>"Wow you're really good"
>Get friend request from dude on other team
>My card is direct hits: 26, 25% accuracy.
I don't even think he was mocking me
Is anything being done to adress the problems of premades in competitive?
So many games I play with either boosted level 60s, flamers or retards against premade teams.
I'm not trying to complain about "hurr why am I not rank 70" or anything, I have a steady win-rate, but competitive as it is now is pretty much unplayable.
And that's not even going on about how most payload maps rely on who gets lucky at the coinflip.
>>148837332
It's the COD audience mindset my man.
Everyone sees 1337 montages on Youtube and wants to emulate it.
Favela 360 noscope quickscope hardscope MLG FaZeOpticz poisoned sniping in video games.
I back out as soon as I see 2 people choose Hanzo/Widow at the same time and not change.
>>148836608
fuck you and your shit taste
>that one indian poster that wants sym porn is back
wew lad this general sure is completely fun it'd be funner if it were a unironic meme
>we have a Zarya
>I think double Zarya would work for current situation
>other Zarya changes
Every time. Why won't anybody abuse hero stacking while you still can
>>148837579
>we lose
>get message saying "your Reinhardt was perfect..."
>only used Rein for attacking Point A
I don't know if he was being sarcastic
>>148837658
Who?
>>148833793
>Pick Winston
>jump at someone
>spam LMB
>get killed
>Put down shield
>it breaks 2 seconds later
>charge ult
>Push everyone away, kill nobody
How do I git gud at monkey business?
>>148837658
Dude, we don't even have a clique of absolutely fucking gay tripfags shitposting 24/7, this general is pretty okay
>>148837729
don't jump on everyone. Don't jump on reaper, roadhog and bastion.
>>148837729
1 Winston sucks unless you're bashing turrets/bastions.
You jump at them and drop a shield and destroy them.
His shield is just too shitty to be worth it alone. It has a fourth of Reinhardt's shield hp and his gun will ruin your aim if you main him too much (like sym, nercy etc.).
2 winstons is where he starts being useful.
If you want to abuse hero stacking a full team of them on CTP isBANANAS
>>148837729
think before you act
>>148837729
jump from behind and start firing right away, you usually have some seconds before they get the fuck is happening
ult is entirely for pushing shit around, don't actually hope to kill shit with it, yes you can but this barely happens
don't ever engage something past 200hp unless he's distracted
I fucking hate competive KotH
>>148837795
You can jump on Bastions but you have to catch them off guard and drop a shield. You're mostly right though
>>148837852
How winston counter bastion? Bastion can just burst down him close
>>148837909
>5 assault
>forced to pick healer
>>148837729
Chill out by your backline and kill whoever comes to flank, then jump on their backline and fuck em up. Wait to ult until you have about 50hp left. Switch off of him if they have two or more of: bastion/reaper/dva/other counters.
>>148837929
>flank
>jump
>drop shield
>shuck and jive while tasering or use your ult
It can work
>>148833329
Are you proud of me /owg/?
>>148838000
Please nobody try this. The digits lie. Bastion will shred the shield and the monkey before the monkey has a chance to do anything to the bot's armour.
>>148837972
>Wait to ult until you have about 50hp left.
I don't recommend this unless you're dealing with only 1 person focusing you, ping might fuck you up. 100-150 hp is a good margin.
>>148838052
you did good bb
>>148838052
>pharah
no i want you to kys
>>148837552
I want topinchhercheeks.
U-Um? Um..
>>148838101
Thanks Mercy
>>148838106
Reaper, why?
>>148838146
H-He's got 400+ hours.
>mercy, defending
>final payload interior checkpoint of route 66, team's done pretty well overall, been keeping it back for a good while until now, but team's pretty cool about it all
>im just one healer
>as i heal someone doing a good job see people getting blown up and shot all around me, try to tend to everyone
>1 minute remaining
>fly to a low-health reinhardt just as he gets struck by pharah's rocket
>his dead corpse sits up staring as i struggle to hit shift enough times to go from the torb i was healing to our junkrat to all the others getting hurt
>constant IVE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS and sudden barrage of ults from enemy team
>everyone dying around me as i use my ult
>even after rez of half the team its still utter chaos
>we still managed to make it through and win with the payload just barely having reached the final point
the game's pretty cool and so are quite a bit of the people i've met on here
>>148838052
>killing shitty pocket faggots
good
>>148838146
>implying that level matters
>>148838056
I'm not saying he is the best counter for bastion I'm just offering a solution if you're already playing Winston and there is a Bastion.
Winston is a weak tank in general, his hp pool goes down very very quickly and I never said you were wrong. I've pulled it off several times, the key is in moving sporadically or running in circles because most bastion players are shitters that only know how to aim down choke points.
>>148838146
What hero did he pick?
I'm betting mad money on Hanzo, Widow or Genji
>>148838159
fuck you and your bullshit 2shot rockets way outside many character's effective range, rocket damage nerf to 70 and blocking movement while rocket barrage when
>>148833660
I like how the mouse is just resigned like "Okay fuck it, you win this one, God"
>>148838297
Actually, he picked Sym.
https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/Sylphea-1120/heroes
>>148833329
I just tried the german dub and it sounds like genjis vo is actually a japanese dude that can speak german, his accent is ridiculous, also mercys swiss accent is killing me.
>>148833421
even easier
switch to healing song
run around your niggas
press E if they are seriously injured
shoot enemies
M2 push them off cliffs/payload
ult when the enemy is all on you (black hole, justice, whole hog etc)
switch to speed song during the fight if people need to run (ryu ga waga teki, nerf this etc)
Junkrat is best
Pharahfags need not apply
>>148838504
>Swiss German
Absolutely disgusting.
>>148833581
Y U R I F A G S
G E T O U T
How the fuck do you play ANY defense class? Any time I see them they ruin my team, any time I play them and try to imitate what I've seen from killcams I do mediocre at best.
what does the word "team" even mean anymore when half of the "team" is raging at the rest of the "team"
>>148838504
It could be worse, she could be speaking an unintelligible Swiss dialect on top of that. How is Reinhardt?
>>148838650
by not being utterly shit
>>148838650
Mei and Junkrat are 2 of the best characters in the game though.
>>148837658
>indian
i am literally white and american
have you seen her fucking hips and ass in her default skin?
just ignore her fucking man face
>>148838504
Does Mercy actually speak Schweizerdeutsch in the German version?
>>148838639
Symmetra is SO FUCKING WORTHLESS. Holy shit.
I timed my Symmetra's teleporter uptime in my last comp game for shits and giggles and it took the enemy Tracer SIX (6) seconds to find it and destroy it. And she's fucking WORTHLESS when her teleporter isn't up. Fuck this currynigger and everyone who picks her
>>148838860
ITT: you cannot play the game for shit, and it's the game's fault
stop posting, uninstall, ask for a refund, never come back.
>>148838650
>Junkrat
>press M1, drop traps and explosive jump a lot
>Torb
>Tf2 egineer gameplay with a huge damage M1
>Bastion
>implying anyone needs hints on how two play Bastion
>Hanzo
>switch class
>>148838701
Reinhardt is the same fucking guy that does 90% of Blizzards "JUSTICE KNIGHT" voiceacting. He also does Uther, hes not bad but im sick of hearing him.
HOW TO FIX WINSTON
>shield rework
>shield creates an electric blast that deals 25 damage to enemies within the vicinity if broken within 2 seconds of deployment
>>148838948
>hanzo
>not uninstall and kys
>>148838979
Like pottery
>>148838828
>>148838828
Nah she has a fairly thick accent but its not really swiss german
I started losing on purpose and finally hit the 20s. It's surreal down here, anons.
>tfw it still works years after in a completely different game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9LdJyuWS9g
>>148838989
Just revert some of the nerf. Cooldown starts immediately even if the shield is up or it blocks 1k+ damage like it used to.
>>148839101
why and proof
Is Rein too strong or does he just fill a needed role nobody else fills?
>>148838804
designated poo streets
>>148838828
I tried and this is what I got.
>>148839145
He's the only tank that actually tanks damage.
>>148839187
>those keybindings
>that ping
Fuggin Australians
>>148839145
he is fucking bullshit tier strong when played right. I learned it from starting to play tanks recently.
Symmetra should be able to heal if you stick someone with her gun
>>148839187
>page down
>page up
why
>>148835152
Positive reinforcement so they'll keep doing it and I won't have to.
>was interested in OW just because of porn
>decided to play the game because of waifus
>after couple months end up mostly playing old male characters like Rein, 76 or Hog
>>148839145
hammer hitbox is surreal, just like genji dragonblade
>>148835071
>Casually play OW at a net cafe, because tfw potato PC
>someone tapping my shoulder
>"Yo what's your competitive rank, we need one more player here"
>46, just solo Q'd through the promos
>"Ok cool we're at the same range"
>Play three games with team
>win mostly due to the superior coordination afforded by yelling at each other directly
>climb to 49
>fourth game we get matched against a massively better team, they keep hotswapping heroes and they play each one like their mains
>get stomped
>proceed to go on a losing streak of 3 games, partially due to aforementioned yelling devolving into shouting matches
>they call it off and go outside to yell at each other some more
>meanwhile I'm right back where I started
I guess the forced 50 meme is making a comeback.
>>148839101
please post stories/webms/screenshots
>>148839187
Does this have an instagram filter on?
Colors looks totally different.
>>148838504
Symmetra has a really over the top racist indian accent, its hilarious
>enemy has a Reinhardt
>emotes on the cart when we get wiped
>swap to Reinhardt to assert my dominance and show him who the alpha is
>win and get POTG
>>148839227
I'm actually in killinois
>>148839257
Here's my binds >>148835472
>>148838828
highleveljunkratplay.jpg
>>148839320
I think he has colourblind mode on.
Is Phrah being OP only on consoles?
im like 20 points from getting my golden gun.
When you buy one does it just make every gun gold? or just the one you bought for the specific skin?
>>148839408
specific.
>>148838052
Literally worse than Hanzo.
>>148839320
>>148838828
Definitely Swiss, but not choking-tier Schwyzerdütsch.
The rest of the dub with the notable exception of Reinhardt and Genji sucks balls though.
Have the released any more info on Streetpig's Gold hook or nah?
>>148839320
Colorblind mode.
It's way prettier imo, I play it colorblind just because of it.
>>148839405
She's not OP on consoles, or on PC. She gets countered by Torb on console.
>>148839408
Specific, I believe.
>>148835472
Are you a spider?
>>148838828
>Ghost
You didn't post a webm yesterday. I thought you died.
HOW DO I STOP GETTING MAD AT RANKED, ITS JUST A NUMBER BUT IT STILL PISSES ME OFF.
>>148839471
I don't speak german, but when I tried the german dub TB sounded decent.
>mfw when he starts to sing the dwarf Hey-ho song when fixing up a turret
>>148839598
TAKE YOUR AUTISM MEDICATION AND STOP PLAYING RANKED ALL GOLDEN GUNS LOOK LIKE ASS ANYWAY
>>148839471
I think its alright, theres some fucking awful dubs out there but most of the VO for Blizzard games is usually alright. Companies like Bethesda have dubs that are absolute garbage though.
>>148839635
QP is a fucking mess though.
I want to have a slither chance at winning instead of a team with no healers/tanks.
>>148835890
>play every offensive hero but Genji
>Get Sparrow skin
>meanwhile Genji main buddy gets the Paragon Reinhardt skin I've been wanting every damn lootbox
>never plays Reinhardt
I now play Genji whenever I'm with him just to spite him.
Do you think the Origins skins and Widow's Noire skin will become available for everyone in the future?
I just hit rank 60, I'm slowly on my way to not being total garbage.
>>148839679
hopefully not
>>148839616
Theres some really awkward translation, seems to be a general issue with german dubs since theres a lot of stuff that doesnt translate well at all.
>>148833904
Be careful with girls who like vydia,they're usually batshit crazy
>>148835979
I always feel like saluting whenever I take on an enemy Rein in a Rein duel.
>>148836608
>Being this triggered by Mei
Awww... Where did that bad endo-termic blaster touch you, anon?
>>148833708
Spiky dude is Penance, a Marvel character notorious for having been a lovable goofball before his transformation, and I think the green haired dude is Envy from FMA. Not sure.
>>148839669
>never got a Reinhardt skin
>bought Paragon
>decided to buy a legendary when I had 1000 coins
>was decided between Stonehardt or Blackhardt
>ended up getting Blackhardt
>regret it every day
>>148835883
Sleep tight reap tight
>Rein's hammer Kills Winston in 3 hits.
Reinhardt is so unbalanced its a joke.
>>148839668
wow like you totally cannot get two fucking hanzos and a bastion in comp
How is Mcree supposed to counter genji?
He just deflects your flashbang and unless you score headshot while he's jumping fucking everywhere he outdamages you
>>148833904
girls always play supports in every game, usually theyre awful at it.
>>148836208
>Use Mic whether team cares or not
>Communicate with team even if it's one way
>Help coordinate ult and wombo combos
>Won several games at least partially due to my leadership
Gee if only I could be this fucking proactive in real life
>>148839741
lel
>>148839785
Rein does 75 damage a hit
Winston has 500 Hp
Does his hammer do some weird ass health scaling that im unaware of?
>>148839795
I'm rank 41 and I've never gotten two Hanzo, Still get shtter bastions though.
>>148839807
Throw it near him, not at him. Shoot him until he dies.
>>148839807
What I found funny is that in one round I got stunned by a McCree TWICE as Genji and he couldn't kill me either time. I start parrying immediately after the stun and then melee+dash through him.
>1 W / -1 L
What did they mean by this
>>148839751
It's going to look real good when you get his golden axe skin though anon
>>148839851
>75 per hit.
Bullshit.
>>148839851
It's a retard who doesn't take into account the fact that other things may hit him like charge or his blast or even other players
>>148837108
Hanzo can get a buff after the proper size hitboxes fix. Fucking tree trunks that can't miss shouldn't do 125 damage
>>148839807
by shooting at him until he soils his pants and presses deflect, then just stun kill him once it wears off
>>148834182
>>148833890
Please watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFJfirnuBEg
Same moment, captured directly from his stream when he did it (i.e. not POTG cam). I'm not convinced that Surefour cheats but I am pretty certain that Taimou did, at least in this clip.
>>148839942
>Damage chart is literally at the top of every thread
>still choosing to be this retarded
I love /owg/!
where is the I'm only playing comp for the golden weapon mode?
>>148839958
Gotcha coatch
>>148839287
Good, at least you didn't end up as sissy ass healslut Mercy
>>148839498
>eat bread with butter
That's not a Latino thing at all. Slavs do it as well.
>>148839863
How near should near be? Whenever I try to throw by the side of Genji, he comes out fine and goes full Dragonblade on my team.
>>148839890
guess people still can't get past the fb-fth era.
shoot at genji, fb when he starts deflecting, kill him with a headshot.
>>148840058
>was a healslut during the open beta
>mostly play Lucio, Reinhardt, Zarya, and Winston now
>>148840060
Eh. Slavs, Latinos, they're basically the same things.
>>148840060
why won't you eat bread with butter, what kind of faggot hates this
>>148836779
>Black Ops 3: The Character
>>148840134
I meant that it was more of a poor thing.
>>148840149
I don't know. It's like they've never heard of the saying "bread and butter."
>>148838860
She's S Tier on Point A. Maybe you just suck?
>>148835013
if you're good enough to get 74, you don't drop down to 40, there's no way, people are so bad in sub 50 that you can solo them even as a support main. I can't even believe this faggot.
>>148840006
That's disgusting
Searching youtube for other clips of him is just disgusting too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1d04Q4XO30
>aims at someone through the wall with an instant snap onto their character in the most unnatural way ever
>tfw finally dragged my way to 61 in solo q
>/owg/ has now arbitrarily decided that 65 is the cut off point for being a shitter
I can't win
>>148838052
You did well.
>>148840248
I think it was more a joke about how Latinos don't buy anything but the bare basics.
t. dumbass with cuban wife that never wants to buy """""fancy""""" food things
>>148833459
Actual Samus skin for Pharah.
>>148840261
God that's a nice rack
>there are people genuinely think because they purchased the game they have the right to play whatever character they want in competitive, regardless of that characters effectiveness and team comp
>they dont understand that comp means you need to work with your team to win and quickplay is more suited to being a stubborn faggot
I usually just shrug it off because the asshole usually doesnt acknowledge anyone, but someone used that excuse last night when we asked him to change.
>>148840306
>caring about some fag's opinion
>especially when half the /owg/ is barely 50
beta cucks everyone
>>148840261
>implying I would pick this worthless shitskin
literally a 5v6 anytime someone on my team picks her
>>148838171
>color starts changing at 600 hous
>gold frame starts at 1100
I can't tell if they're being optimistic or not, but that's fucking frightening.
>make low rank 30's rivalry because he was a shit team mate
>curbstomp his team
>he is literally 100+ levels above me
>>148833459
Asymetra
>>148840306
They're being ironic. Or stupid. Anything above 52 is bretty gub.
>Dva thinks she can touch PTR Zen
>Drives right in my face and starts shooting
>Discord balls at her huge critbox
>Matrix and expects me to reload or something
>20 balls bitch
>Two more headshots before the mech breaks
>Headshot and kick zero suit to death without ever going to half health
>"Zen OP" in chat
>>148840306
you didn't solo q did you though Anon.
You got carried like a good cuck.
>>148840382
>tfw it's still possible to not being able to finish the collection because lmao rng even after 1600 levels
Ok so I suck at anything photo editing, could someone put this text:
Hanzo : Little brother, how long are you going to keep playing ? (It's necessary to take a break)
Genji : LET ME GO BROTHER (I'll surely be in the MVP this time) (I'm a cyborg I don't need to rest)
Onto pic related?preferably in the right spots.
>>148840468
That icicle forming looks like her gun is letting a turd loose.
>tfw 115% competitive winrate as reaper
o-ok
>>148840414
Oh shit, I love this.
I really want a Sym skin where she's in salwar kameez.
>>148840382
They know plenty of people will get there. They know. They've dealt with hardcore players, they've got WoW experience.
>>148840468
>rank 40.webm
>>148840468
The way the ice projectile forms in the weapon looks like someone with a prolapsed anus is taking a shit.
>>148840551
That webm is old as fuck, anon
Damn, I never knew Genji could last so long with Zenyatta's healing orb. I wonder who else makes for a good pocket?
Just give it up, dood.
>>148840551
He's clearly in QP.
>>148840549
Aw. Dropped my pic.
>>148840287
The problem with POTG clips is that there's always some amount of smoothing going on, since it basically plays back what the server "saw". But yeah Taimou has some pretty blatant moments, as do TorkTJO & NicolasTJO (already banned for cheats on CSGO), Mendokusaii and more. Every good player will have fishy moments, but then you see shit like
>gfycat/AchingAggressiveArrowworm
>gfycat/GrouchyTepidBovine
>>148840549
But this is TF3, not WoW. No matter how much new content they put out, it's still a casual shooter.
The thought of anyone putting that much time in it is legitimately scary.
Do Tracer's guns need to be fired in bursts or are they okay just spraying and praying?
Post the hero you have the highest rating withhttps://www.overbuff.com/
>>148840450
Zen has always been op for a support. Really he should be attack. Hes only support because of his healing ball
>>148840610
I noticed this too. Why the fuck does everyone paint their nails? Blizzard allocating resources again?
>>148840634
You should not be shooting if you're far away enough for spread to matter.
>>148840468
When they are going to fix the 20 tick bullshit?
They should make a Han Solo skin for Hanzo and call it Hanzolo.
>Everyone is cumming on me!
What did she mean by this?
>>148840727
>fix
>>148833936
STILL WAITING ON THAT REINHARDT AND MCCREE
>>148840747
The enemy team goes DEFCON-2 once they see a Mei
>>148840621
There's dudes at level 450 already. It's frightening, but I guess if you have the time?
>>148840628
Don't worry about spread. If you are, you're too far away and shouldn't be shooting anyways.
>>148840683
I think, actually, that Junkrat and Roadie have greasy nails, not painted ones. I know when I worked on cars, I'd end up with black as fuck nails. So that's my guess.
still dunno why so many of the girls have painted nails, though.
>>148840810
I- I'm sorry, anon. I might try to put one together for you once I'm home, though? If you want.
It would be a fun interaction if Mercy laid eggs. Like if Mercy had a voice line interaction with Tracer "Tracer would you like one of my eggs?"
"No thanks love, cheers!"
What would it take for blizzard to get this line in the game?
>>148840873
Please do.
I will wait patiently.
>>148840878
..w-what?
>>148840634
Why are my percentiles different from my Master Overwatch account?
>>148840958
Mercy has wings so she must be part bird or something.
>>148840628
There's literally no point in reloading.
If you decide to shoot, unload the entire clip.
>>148840878
>yoshifags
>>148840984
Different group of players using the sites, I guess
How to be good atRoadhog? I've played too many flankers, playing him feels weird
>>148841072
Hook, shoot, breathe, repeat
>>148838052
pharah approves
>>148840747
i want mei to come on me if you know what i mean
>>148840991
But..she's a pseudo-angel. That's not...no.
>>148841072
Get all up in the enemy's business. Front and center. Hook everything. M2 is your friend. Heal actively. You can't chase down people very well, so hook them to bring them closer and then boosh 'em. Harass Tracers whenever possible. He's pretty simple, but takes a little to tag used to.
So everyone (most everyone) is excited about one hero limit...but consider this:
-It's 2016
-We cannot select what game mode to queue into
-We cannot select map to play at any given time or join a server with a set rotation
-We are forced to play crappy maps like Hanamura that somehow passed QA
-This game is all about spam because there's no ammo conservation
-Most maps are nice and large but action takes place in the same choke points
-You realize this game is all about cheesing and ultimate timing trading...no mechanical skill at all
-There's no Capture the Flag or simultaneous Payload push maps
-King of the hill only utilizes 10% of the map space
-One hero limit is oppressive and you can't even play a hero you want. It kills strategy to have multiple heroes because Blizzard can't balance....just like Hearthstone phasing cards out via Standard
XD - Dead game
>>148841072
>shred Rein's shield
>play peekaboo when your hook is off cd to get FREE kills
>always plays around corners so you can hide like a little faggot and wait for hook cd and vape yourself
>acquire FREE wins
>>148841072
Press shift. Wait for the visual que that your hook has been hit, press the left clicker on your mouse button. Normally you want to do this to tanks, supports, offensive heroes, or defensive heroes. But don't try hooking reinhardts shield it will just bounce off. And your hook doesn't noclip although you can drag people through corners, bastion is good at this you can hook a leg and bring the whole model through. When you get low on health be sure to find a safe place and press the 'E' button on your designated keyboard. Now there is a more skill intensive side to roadhog that is his right click button on your mouse. This extends his left click button on your mouse by a lot and provides relevantly the same amount of damage. It takes a while to master this completely. And finally his ultimate ability "Whole Hog" lets him turn his gun into a machine gun with a lot of recoil. Use this ability sparingly as it can win games flat out. Thank you for reading please like and subscribe, and always comment below if you wish to see more content like this.
Anyone have a screencap of a team who all have winning poses where their hero sits or kneels on the floor?
>Genji
>Hanzo
>Junkrat
>Mei
>Pharah
>Roadhog
>Tracer
>>148840591
>>148840578
He wasn't being literal you retards.
>>148841223
I want to play comp without KOTH desu.
>been away from comp for about a week
>figure more shitters have fallen in rank
>maybe try solo queue?
>shitters still everywhere
>lead team in golds
>game ends, only person on team getting a card
>it's for 3 gold medals
>I'm playing Reinhardt
Really? It's still THAT bad in comp? Granted I've not played much comp the last week or so and I'm just in the mid 50s but wtf? Zero range tank gets gold for ELM and OBJ ELM when my team had a Reaper, a Pharah, and of course a Hanzo. I'm on the payload but they are fuck knows where.
some of them rank 56-57 and can't combine to get more kills then your tank!?? How are they over rank 30??!
>fill bathtub with salt
>dive in
>>148841223
Too many reasons to list why you should kill yourself, so do it as soon as possible.
>>148841454
>blizdones defense force engaged
>mfw someone tells me dont go on the point when the enemy is about to cap in a ranked mode
Niggah getting on that to stall for 20 seconds is valuable, YOU'RE the one wasting time
>>148841401
>People post their ebin dank images of spray combos
>No ebin team victory poses combo
Granted it's hard as fuck to pull it off.
>>148841479
EVEN 2 SECONDS IS VALUABLE, JUST SUICIDE FOR IT.
I thought the gooks and chinks had their own servers.
The game is plagued with them at this hour.
>>148841512
>play with my first gook the other day
>he's awful and cusses out the enemy teams mei
Weirdos
>>148841454
Nice projection you blizzard apologist...
Enjoy your wonderful game
>>148839498
>Bread with butter
Man dont knock a good B&B
If you got some good bread and butter shit tastes so fucking good
>>148841512
>tfw only NAcucks can play at any time they want because they have a large enough playerbase
>other regions' players have to avoid certain time slots unless they love cancer
>>148841479
>Lucio spamming group up on point at Ching Ching tower
>enemy is at 90% cap and rising
>STOP CHARGING SOLO, GROUP UP
>>148840060
I'm white and I've done this forever.
Artist should have put "buys Frosted Flakes en masse."
Worked at a grocery store for 6 years, and Beaners buy a metric fuck ton of sugary cereals. Coke too. Many times I had to explain to some of them that there is a limit on sale cereal, because they'd try and buy 50 boxes of Fruit Loops from the display. No exaggeration.
Unrelated, but Poo in the loos always bought a fuck ton of organic milk. I do not understand.
>>148841479
Depends on who you're playing. If you're genji/tracer sure go wild. If you're someone integral to the defense of the second point then you're risking a steamroll if you die like that.
Why the FUCK can't you disable ultis in Custom Games? Why the fuck are there even any kind of retarded limits like the "minimum of 25% limit for this selection" for Custom Games in the first place? Why can't we just have a box where you just enter whatever number you want?
You want 0% ulti cool down? Yeah, whatever, go for it. You want ulti recharge rate to be 9999999% the normal? Yeah, fuck it.
I thought I could practice some specific stuff with bots, but this custom game thing is so immensely shit and the worst part is that there's only a handful of bots for whatever reason.
Wish i could play this game with music on but no I have to have the sound up so I can hear ults going off.
>>148841223
>t.WHY IS NO ONE ON MY PONY SERVER, COME BACK I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE ;_;
>thinks hero limit is bad
Literal shitter.
>>148841502
Such is life indeed.
>Get put in game with 2 Hansos on Hanamura defence.
>Lose point A really quickly.
>Getting ready to quit but decide to play for a little longer.
>Actually manage to hold point B.
>Other team has 2 Genjis and a Hanso.
This game is weird at times.
>>148841679
>there is a limit on sale cereal
Sounds fucking dumb. Isn't it there to fucking sell?
>>148841741
>have heavy death metal playing
>hear reapers footsteps above me
>turn around in time to hook him out of his death blossomReally though his footsteps are pretty loud
>>148836208
Imagine those podcast scrubs in cs go lel
>>148841654
They weren't making fun of it, the artist is Latino.
>>148841679
What do Asians buy lots of there? I live in a mostly Asian neighborhood and at the grocery store by me, I always see them buying fucktons of fruit. I don't know why.
>>148841813
Torb's too. Clunk clunk clunk. Everywhere, hear the fuckers from ~10m away.
>>148841451
>zero range
>reinhardt
>>148841783
Sales are to draw people in. If someone buys up all the stock, the guy who came in for the deal will get mad that there isn't any and future sales won't work on him.
>>148841741
>mfw I'm deaf in one ear and I can't hear ultis going off if the sound's coming from the right
>>148841783
No, Grocery business is penny profit. For every single thing sold, the actual profit is like 1 to 5 cents after costs.
When things are on sale, they're usually a net loss. Sales are used to attract people to shop, ig you see your favorite cereal is on sale at Store A, so you decide to shop there instead of Store B for your weekly groceries.
Naturally you'd be pissed if you got there and some manager allowed a customer before you to buy a half pallet of said sale item. Then we have to spend the night giving angry soccer moms coupons and rain check paperwork because Jose is literally willing to spend 400 bucks on nothing but sale cereal and soda.
>>148841970
Just set your headphones to mono, jeez
i don't understand why some people still can't play Reinhardt right
my last match i played as Junkrat against 2 Reinhardt, i killed both of them so many times they changed to D.Va to swallow my balls
needless to say my team deported those bitches back to korea
>>148842052
There is no option for that. I have headphone virtualization on since that seems to help, but there is no mono option.
>>148841679
>always bought a fuck ton of organic milk. I do not understand.
maybe they are accustomed to milk with all the cows wandering around on their homeland?
>those PTR patch notes
Mercy players BTFO
>>148833459
Pic related on lucio
>>148841756
>tfw enemy team is 3 hanzo, 2 ana and mercy
>>148839145
He's the only tank, anon. The rest are bruisers.
>>148842106
They sell stereo->mono downmixer hardware at electronic/hi-fi stores.
Also there is this software: http://jackaudio.org/
It's implied that it can take sound from a program, downmix stereo to mono, then output the mono to your headphones.
>>148842137
where?
>>148842045
That's not a sale I'm used to. Usually shops put discount on shit they need to get rid of.
>>148841868
>asians
The Indians did this too, from what I gathered they would go to lower price grocery stores and buy out sale items and cheap fruit and then flip them for sale at higher prices at their own bodega shops. That's my area, doesn't explain yours necessarily.
>>148842119
No idea. They were just really snooty about regular pasteurized milk. Had a night where an Indian family wiped out the organic milk section, and then an indian couple later were up my ass about being out of organic milk. Ask your neighbor, Rajj.
>19 years old
>female
>starcraft pro, actress, military and streamer at the same time
>not even fat
dva is literally the most unrealistic character in OW, more than tracer, reaper and whatever else
>>148842253
They just updated the proposed PTR changes, no separate page
>>148842245
Oh nice, I'll have to check out that software. I stopped trying to look for a software that can downmix all output to mono years ago.
I had one of those mono adapters for my headphones some years back but the sound started cracking and there were odd noises that annoyed me more than not hearing everything.
>>148839405
I really hope Blizzard knows which complaints to ignore and which to actually take seriously. I saw a thread on the Overwatch forums the other day saying that Pharah is OP on consoles when she really isn't. People are also starting to say Genji is OP when that also isn't the case.
>>148842385
>i hate women they can't be successful or good at videogames even in a world with fucking superpowers and shit
low tier b8, back to /r9k/ lil spergy
>>148836275
Why wouldn't it?
Might as well hit tomorrow.
>>148840517
Anyone?
>>148842137
>didn't even try 40%
>didn't bother to change the explanation
>>148842489
Femishitter please go and stay go
Summer skins when?
fucking fuck i just fucking lost to 6 mei stack what the fuck is this unfun shit blizzard fuck you
Anybody got a gif of that potg of Torbjörn staring at widowmaker ass while his turret gets a Quadra kill.
>>148842575
Never.
>>148842489
>implying it's even possible to be SC pro and something else at the same time with gooks literally spending 18h a day to train to be good enough
>>148842597
this one?
Who's the Demonbane of Overwatch?
>tfw mcree flashbangs you at point blank then misses every shot, you recover and rocket his face
>>148842578
literally go pharah and junkrat +/- 76
>>148838504
There's a Japanese VA that is actually a German that had to be phonetically taught every single line he's ever had because he didn't know a lick of Japanese.
He voiced the Emcee in the original version of YGO 5Ds and is considered one of the best parts of the series. I don't think he's done anything more recently, though.
>>148842578
Meibe you should be less upset about this
Is there a The Point Is Lava event going on or something? It seems like a higher concentration of people pretending that the objective doesn't exist than usual.
>play Tracer
>win
>don't play Tracer
>lose
Tracer nerfs when
Can't stop won't stop. Can't stop won't stop. Can't stop won't stop. Can't stop won't stop.
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>>148842575
>implying Mercy would wear such a revealing bikini
Mercy is totally a white one piece high neck swimsuit lady.
character to kill on sight:
>Mei
>Tracer
>Mercy
is there anyone else who could get dangerous?
>>148839145
>so many people saying he is the only tank
>when Hana "absorbs 15k damage per game" Song hits next patchI know she won't be as tank-y as Rein simply because of her overall 4/10 matrix uptime, but she certainly can tank damage now
>finally decided to play Zarya
>i literally never died, not a single time
>>148838504
German Pharah ult is awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pfp00WHtiRQ
>>148842906
when you get out of your ghetto rank and start matching with people who know how to deal with tracer
>>148842575
I'm saving every credit.
Justice purrs from above
>>148842950
I've been dicking around on the PTR and I honestly feel like i can't absorb as much damage as I could before. Maybe it's because 80% of my fucking matches are against other D.Vas or Ana, but it just feels fairly underwhelming as an upgrade. Being able to toggle it is nice, though.
>>148842954
This is horrible, just a bunch of random throat sounds.
>>148842906
git gud scrub tracer is literally low tier
>that one hero that you just can't manage to play properly no matter what
Reaper for me, hell i can bet you 100$ i'll get 5 POTG in a row as Genji or Pharah but god damn i'll never understand how to play Reaper
I want to dress Mei in all kinds of lewd outfits!
>>148843125
I feel like I'm doing something wrong every single time I touch Reinhardt.
I want then to remove the goggles from Zarya's two Winter skins, because I love her Highlight intro of flexing, but you cannot see her eyes, which looks dumb.
Its like user the Tracer helmets with the laughing intro, or Junkrat Scarecrow with the one of him getting hit in the nuts.
It just doesn't feel right, and Zarya's other intros.
>>148843125
>get close
>spam shotguns
>win
>shost away if low health
wow it was hard, reaper is braindead easy
>>148840878
What do you think her eggs would smell like?
>>148843101
is S76 really that good? never really see anyone play him well even after hitting level 120 yet there are so many bullshit-level Genjis and Tracers everywhere
>>148843054
You're probably really unlucky with the opponent team comps then.
I've had competitive matches on ptr where I won, got gold in damage and still managed to absorb more than I've dealt.
>volskaya industries defence, last point
>enemy team has a McMeme, Pharah, Reaper
>absorb one full ult per minute
>feel like a god
thanks Blizz
>>148843197
Some maps are fairly hard to Reap properly on, especially if the enemy is competent.
Attacking on Hollywood kinda sucks as Reaper because you really only have 3 paths you can ghost and/or teleport through, and they're all through that one choke point, which means you will be spotted immediately.
>playing Rein
>disable barrier for a second every once in a while to keep my teammates awake
>dat winrate with those stats
feels bad, post yours.
>>148843125
Mercy, it's just too tempting to not use her gun because it's real fucking fun to use but man I always die reaaaal fast when I pick her
Every game today has had 6+ people under level 25 in it
what the fuck is this matchmaking?
>>148843270
She should not be able to absorb energy based attacks
>>148843293
Whats that site called again?
>>148843319
does this MM even work or is it just a meme?
>>148843368
Overbuff
>>148843369
>those nicknames
It's euro, right?
I only play Pharah, Junkrat, Reinhardt, Roadhog and Zarya.
>>148843319
quickplay prioritises fast queue times above everything else. if you want actually balanced games go comp.
>>148843293
>>148843292
>>148843292
That's like the gateway drug to becoming a heal slut.
>>148841479
>go die on the point to fill their ult
>don't setup defense on next point and get backcapped
>>148843369
QP is full of meme my boy
>>148835768
Because I think they are both sexy as fuck and I like seen lesbo porn of them.
>>148843574
>objective time 00:02
>gold
Is there a good way to make sure you get a ton of exp at the end of the game? Even with a few gold medals, I feel I'm levelling far too slowly.
>>148841192
>if you know what i mean
That you want to hug her, hold her close and tell her that you'll always be there for her?
>>148843293
You're not implying those stats are good right ? Because using "with" instead of "and" gives me that impression, but there is a good chance i'm a retard when it comes to english.
E:D and FB:D are both bad or average at best.
>>148843650
that means you're doing well if you're defending, which he is.
>>148843656
playing above 12mins should net you at least 3k exp
i've had one match where we played as 6v6 all Junkrat on Ilios and i got 7k exp at the end
>>148843656
Being in a group adds 20% XP.
>>148842578
You know zarya exits, right?
>>148843686
>implying i will ever want for her shit genes to spread
>>148843650
look at his team
>>148843686
>repopulating with 2
No, you're doomed at that point.
Do the highlights get saved permanently or are they temporary? Does the game start deleting them after a certain amount?
Also, what's voting, and how do you vote? At the end of the bot match, some players were asking to vote for them, but the only voting thing I saw was at the top with the 3 circles that you select from - to +
Also, it happens so fast that I barely have any time to go through the UI and figure out how to vote for those players, let alone look at all the stuff I obtained.
>>148843650
>King's row
>defend objective A
>enemy team going full meme on top of that
No shit, Sherlock. Can't get that number high in general and can't get it at all when attackers aren't stepping on the point.
>finally got back to the 50 area
>expecting better quality players
>filled with fresh Lvl 25 beginners who still don't know how to play
>who still don't know it's bad to leave
>who are still in placement matches
mfw it's good to be back but i now realise why i got downgraded at the first place
>>148840060
For the majority of the middle ages bread was the staple of european diet. If you had butter too then your shit was correct.
>>148843363
Why the fuck not
>logic
lol
She is perfect the way she is now, she can finally tank and get shit done, and most of all, she has her niche over Rein thanks to her matrix not being damage dependant.
>>148843714
>E:D and FB:D
What are those ?
They're not awesome but if my stats are at the top 20% or 30% I may say they're good. Accuracy is shit but well.
do I want to get mad in comp or lose in QP because shitty team comps
just another day playing OW.
People who have a character from their country: how do you feel about that character and how he represents your country?
Is Winston good anymore?
I feel that now that the players have matured a little that Winstons effectiveness overall isnt as good. Hes good at bullying Widows, but other than her and a few other squishy stragglers, he definitely cannot hold his own against anyone else.
>>148843920
Play on PTR and have fun instead
>>148843293
R8
why do people watch xargon he doesnt even speak english
>>148843929
>tfw Indonesian
we literally have nothing that could interest western culture in any way except maybe underage porns
>>148843929
Zarya is a caricature like most Russians in American media. Feels normal, I guess. Making fun of Soviet Union somehow still persists.
>>148844059
retards have already infested ptr
>tfw only 5 mates in OW
>tfw they in a different timezones
PTR meta is infinitely more fun than live meta, right? Or am I just having more fun because I'm not taking it as seriously.
>>148844101
but nothing matters and comp is fun there
>>148843147
I want to cuddle with her on a cold night.
>>148844170
triple anas and their infinite sleep bullshit and baby-friendly grenades are there
>>148843247
It's not unusual for me to get 3 or 4 gold medals with him if I use him for the whole round.
Is competitive mode really that 'toxic' as people say?
>>148840634
Should I start branching out?
>>148843147
>those pussy lines
Jesus christ they're bigger than my balls.
>>148844280
worse
>>148844282
>49.4k healing in one life time
what the FUCK
>>148844227
>comp
>triple ana
dude
>>148843929
>Zarya
Alright, i never played her until yesterday though.
-"в гocтях хopoшo, a дoмa - лyчшe"
I just love this line.
>>148844090
I think we have the best instant ramen t b h
>open game
>irl friend always asks to group
>he rages at literally EVERYTHING not even in a joking
>instead of fun rage like "fat pig cunt" it's "fuck this fucking roadhog shitty character design fuck blizzard"
>no "appear offline" option in battle.net
>doomed to play with him for eternity
>play infinitely better when i'm able to play solo
>>148843293
am i gud?
>>148844362
I think 5 hours played in 7 minutes is more impressive.
>>148844291
Atoms are bigger than your balls, anon.
>>148844367
why would i play comp there when it's even more pointless than comp in live? Outside of having to deal with anaing:the game the movie the experience
>friends are always amazed at how much damage I blocked in a game
>it's actually just because they can't kill shit from behind my shield and so I have to keep it up for minutes at a time
Fucking kek mercy players are all erping faggots
>>148844423
that just means his stats were last updated 7 minutes ago
>>148844404
Which region?
OUR MERCY JUST LEFT THE FUCKING GAME BECAUSE THE RETARD TRACER CALLED HER USELESS GOD FUCKING DAMN ALL THAT TIME WASTED ON COMP MATCH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>148844417
Really nice stats just too much deaths for my liking.
>>148844471
because it's more fun when people don't rage as soon as they lose and because of 1HR?
Is Mcree's hat tip intro for neckbeards?
>>148844501
wrong picture, whoops
>>148843293
>dat lucio damage
>dat lucio crit
>dat lucio healing
I should stop playing him like a nigger on crack, I guess?
>>148844596
all the other intros suck
>>148844584
>people don't rage as soon as they lose
>comp
what
>every hero in gallery at 12-17 unlockables
>3 duplicates per box last two levels
>dupes all the time
How about fuck you, Blizzard.
>>148844654
It's like you instantly forget the last post as soon as you read a new one.
90% don't give a shit if they lose comp on PTR.
>>148844693
buy more jewboxes, goyim
>>148844571
>leaving a game because of an insult from some random guy on the internet.
why?
>forced 50
>gain more rank than I lose
ill take it
>>148844596
)*a tumbelweed bounces across the batlefield... revealign none other than legendary cowboy jesse mecree* "heh... it's high noon... buddy" *in one swifr move he tips his cowboy hat and draws hsi revolver firing precision bullets at the enemies* "too slow,, punks.." *he blows the smoke off his revovler and rides into the sunset*
>>148844614
...vore? Vore.
>>148844778
because all mercy players are insecure faggots
>play winston
>reaper just 3 shots me
GLAD THIS GAME NEEDED A TANK KILLER
XDD
>>148844596
hat tip emote
Dr. Winston, I'm Overwatch win pose
The name's McCree highlight
The way it should be.
>>148844693
>complaining about free cosmetics/credits
>>148844947
At least D.VA softcounters him now.
>>148844686
Sorry mate, can't help then.
>>148844980
damn. you're shit, kid.
>>148837001
Shepard Commander
>skins, highlight intros and player icons in ptr
>shitty sprays and voice lines for characters i never use at live
this fucking rng drives me up the wall better than your average 2 hanzo genji and mccree team
>>148845059
>tfw there will never be another good Mass Effect game
>tfw there will never be another good Bioware game
Is 10k healing as a sole support Ana good?
>>148840878
>>148844981
>blizzard fiddles with the system to give you statistically more duplicates than you should get
>slurp up the load and ask them for another, with jizz dripping down your chin
What's good for you isn't good for me, anon.
So i played this PTR
>Zen now is OP AF
I mean you can shread anyone, even tanks.
He's not a healer, he's offence now.
>D.Va is OP too now
I bullied Mccrees an Reapers, not the other way around.
Not as OP as Zarya, but still.
>>148845109
I've read that it's not rng. Appartently if you get a legendary in ptr you should get some legendary at live as well when you reach the same level.
>>148844951
>That dick whip at the end
>>148845156
on what map
how long was the match
competitive yes or no
what was your team comp
>>148845152
I'm hoping andromeda will be good, but I know I'm just setting myself up for disappointment.
>>148842385
>>148842489
I thought she was a FORMER Starcraft Pro.
The way I read her bio, she was a Starcraft pro and due to that she (along with other pros) were recruited to pilot Meka squadrons, so she turned that into her job while streaming it
>>148844291
they are like that because Mei is a lewd girl https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2040475
>>148845048
>1 hour played
He grow out of his edgy phase
>>148845184
>implying you dont like taking loads in your mouth with jizz down your chin
What are you gay?
>>148845184
>getting this whipped up over randomly generated account licenses for access to dress up your virtual dolly in public in a game about murder and teamwork
it's like you hatefun
>>148845207
the rarity is not rng, the end result of unpacking is. I opened just 6 boxes on both servers and i'm already beyond mad.
>>148845189
he's not offense and healer, he's true support now. Slide behind your team, discord any faggot they are attacking, heal them on demand, shred tanks and whatever, see enemy team becoming so mad they purposely try to hunt you
>>148844362
Those are Lifetime stats, as in TOTAL stats over all games.
I didn't get 526 eliminations in one life either, sadly.
>>148833329
>take Ryuuko seriously
>she gets BTFO constantly
Nope.
>>148844065
>>148843481
>>148844417
>>148844634
I'm starting to feel like I'm bad at this game.
>>148845184
but I don't care about the silly cosmetics, anon. i play the game and equip whatever i unlock.
>>148845240
After Inquisition, I'm just going to assume it's shit. I'd like to be pleasantly surprised, but I'm not counting on it.
I sank maybe a thousand hours into the trilogy. Feels pretty fucking bad.
>>148845349
>getting mad about pogs
>getting mad about pokemon cards
>getting mad about hats
>getting mad about csgo skins
>getting mad that the rng doesn't always give you the biggest numbers or the numbers you want
>except lootboxes are free
wherefor do you find such rancor
>>148843293
How do you pronounce Mei?
Is it like 'May', or more like 'Mai', or even 'Me', or is it something else?
i have 65% winrate on ranked and im only losing rank, why do i get 20% ranked exp for a 25 min hanamura game and lose 90% for a 4min stomp with 2 leavers?
I want to hug best, purest, non-lesbian girl.
>>148845531
she's literally pronounced in the game by tracer
>>148845531
Mercy pronounces it as May, though I dunno if that's correct in Chinese.
>>148845531
like may
it means beautiful
fun fact: the mandarin word for America is meigou, which literally means beautiful country
>>148845504
But the mako's coming back for real.
At least we'll have no man's sky for exploration.
>>148845485
This. Never understood farming for a chance at something. If I got a certain amount of currency every time then yeah, I'd have more reason to farm, but not for chance at something. Would you work for a chance to get paid by your employer?
>>148845550
why did you post a pic of pharah then when you clearly meant Zarya
>>148845550
She's bisexual tho.
>>148843125
>get potg regularly with zenyatta
>10 game losing streak with mccree
>>148845675
no, she isn't
>>148845653
kys
If you could remove any hero, who would it be?
Personally I'd go for Bastion or Toblerone, its just an easy way for retards to get kills for a while and once they're killed or their turrets destroyed from their initial position, they're useless.
>>148845631
Good concept, will implement that as soon as I have my own company.
>>148845531
to read it phonetically, think of it as meh and a long i, as one syllable
meh-ī
>>148845724
>wants to post pics of pure straight girls
>keeps posting an impure lesbian
shit nigga what are you even doing
>>148845697
are you just stuck leading your shots? remember the game is designed to let you shoot what you see, not where you expect to hit compensating for server lag
>>148845614
>it means beautiful
It should mean fat.
>>148845232
Competitive
3 or 4 rounds of Volskaya (can't remember) but we held the second point for a defense win
>Dva
>Zarya
>Mcree
>Genji
>Soldier
>Ana (me)
11 minutes or something
>>148845724
Too bad for you she is. Get over it.
>>148845734
Pharah or Mercy
HOW HARD IS IT.
IF SOMEONE LEAVES ON YOUR TEAM
ENEMY GETS TO RANK UP.
PEOPLE WHO STAY LOSE NOTHING.
PERSON WHO LEFT GETS 2X WORSE.
FUCKING BLIZZARD IS A JOKE.
How do I get better at aiming?
What DPI/Sensitivity should I use for accuracy with the likes of tracer/genji/pharah?
>trash Pharah as Soldier
>"wow your aim is shit"
Is there anything better than salt in this game?
>>148845812
>>148845842
>impure lesbian
Source?
>>148845734
Hanzo because someone always picks him on my team.
>>148845842
>you will never protect their love
>>148845871
>"WOW, USING YOUR ULT ON ONE PERSON. LOL NOOB"
>>148845839
And you managed to heal the team alone?
It's impressive by that alone
>>148845894
>pure straight girl
Source?
>>148845314
>he never played vf4 evolution
>he never played any game where you could autistically dress up your characters with a buttload of different clothing items and accessories
>without having to deal with a slot machine
Just because all you know is being shit on doesn't mean that you aren't being shit on.
>>148833329
>playing quick play
>get put in KOTH match on illios
>other team is all 70+
>hate koth
>hate illios
>get fucking wrecked
>leave game after first round
>search for games
>put in same game
>leave game
>repeat x10
>xp penalty
>Quickplay
>Guy playing Hanzo keeps insulting our team caling everyone useless, especially Mercy
>Call him out on his bullshit useless Hanzo
>Picks Widowmaker instead of Hanzo
>Call him out again
>LOL SHUT THE FUCK UP IM RANK 70 WHAT ARE YOU IM TOP 1%
Hanzo players are the fucking worst
>>148845894
>Being straight in the 2070s
>>148845675
i'm ok with that
>>148845936
>Source?
That's what the majority of girls are, why would I assume she's part of 2% of the world population?
>>148845936
If the team is not shit it's not that hard
>>148845936
Yeah, I ended up with 3 eliminations which were just sleep darting enemy flankers then getting the team to come and kill them for me. I think I'll be a good Ana player.
>>148845992
Why does she have a blue pepe on her chest?
>>148845993
Because they already confirmed at least one gay character in the game so the 2% figure means shit.
Might as well be her.
>>148845998
>>148845936
>>148846020
The Soldier also switched in and out of Roadhog and I just grenade spammed him whenever he healed, how does heal boosting affect the counter?
>>148846079
It's in reverence of Kek, the ancient Egyptian god of chaos and darkness.
>>148843293
>>148846084
But it could be anyone, they didn't mention gender.
>>148846136
[s4s] pls
>>148846131
that's actually a very good question, assuming you mean the ult counter for self heal
>>148845862
>2x worse than nothing
>>148846160
WHY ARE YOU ALL SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME
>>148845978
How long do you normally wait before requeing?
>>148846162
But it's /pol/ that worships him.
>>148846162
>But it could be anyone
including possibly her, correct
unless Blizz confirms or deconfirms it, you have no basis to claim it isn't her.
>>148845956
>get this wrecked about the rectum about an optional dolly dressup feature which is literally only in the game to sell loot boxes
>it was only in vf4 as a purchase incentive because they knew the base game would be a commercial failure
what do you hate capitalism or something
>>148846285
Until Blizz says anything, we have no basis to say who it is.
Considering they only said one, there's no reason to think it's her.Don't let it be her pls.
>>148846265
impatient kid, probably about 2 seconds after seeing main menu, wondering why put in same game. Don't pay him any attention.
How does Brawl exp compare to quickplay?
>>148835883
Sleep tight reap tight
>>148846371
stop being so insecure over the sexual orientation of a video game character.
>>148846430
Let him be.
She's his waifu.
>>148846249
only the guddies actually bother to post their stats
>>148846371
why don't you just kys? is this really worth worrying about? FUCKING HELL, making me tilt just by breathing you degenerate waifu fantasy loving retard.
>>148843929
I have a map.
It's exactly the stereotype I've come to expect, but at least it's pretty.
>>148846404
exactly the same
>>148846465
he has shit taste then
>>148845835
I lead my orbs when I have to deal with flankers like Genji or Tracer. With McCree, I try to keep my crosshair on them.
Is there a good way to stop myself reloading on instinct? I think one of my problems with him is that I keep reloading at inappropriate times.
why are there no good player icons
>>148843929
Widow.
I wish french girls were as hot as her.
>>148846509
Forgotit's Ilos.
>load into a payload game half finished
>no support so I play mercy for the first time
>enemy team auto targets me with heat seeking ammo and 14 tracers
>team literally never tries to keep me alive or even react to me being mauled by their genji
>tfw
I will never play mercy again
>>148843929
Neither Junk or Hog really represent modern day Australia since it got blown up or something in Overwatch.
>>148846382
>>148846265
Yeah, I was doing it instantly. Why should that matter? I thought the system would be more intelligent than that.
>>148846537
>shit taste
But Pharah is a qt.
>>148846279
/pol/ worships Trump.
"Kek" is a /s4s/ thing.
>>148843293
>all these hours yet other people with less are getting better stats
Must be a SEA thing.
>>148844614More
>>148846709
If you choose your waifu just basted on looks, you're trash.
If your waifus only positive or notable trait is her looks, she is trash.
To conclude, you're both trash.
>>148846249
I'm not good at all family
>Playing as Zenyatta on defense
>Gold medal on objective time at 4 minutes
>Lost
what the fuck
>>148843929
>Reinhard
Germans aren't like him (anymore), losing WW2 made people weary of anything related to war and battle. During the days of Prussia though? Sure!
>>148846279
Best girl in that show desu
>>148846537
>he has shit taste then
implying Pharah is not goddess tier
>>148843293
tfw everything goes down as the rank goes up
>>148846819
kys
I really hate some of the retards that play this game, in overtime on Kings Row, our Bastion can't see the attacker capturing the point and just sits there so they capture it. Then he refuses to switch characters but the payload is moving too fast for him to be able to set down. We ended up losing because of him and a Widowmaker who kept running in to try and outshoot a S76 and Reaper.
>>148843293
>tfw shitty rank
>>148847017
Not that anon, but Pharah's only notable trait is "has a cool mom".
>>148846989
her looks are, the rest is not
>>148847017
Someone is mad that his waifu is literally trash tier.
Patch when?
>>148847086
>Someone is mad that his waifu is literally trash tier.
Found the Widowfag.
>>148846540
if it's just instinct, you have to break the habit. i'd recommend just moving the reload key to something unusual, and if that's not enough set the reload key to display hero info to give you a slap on the wrists when you hit it without thinking.
then it's just a matter of creating a new personal "trigger" state for reloading, such as checking your corners first to make sure you're clear.
Once you feel like you're actually paying attention to when you reload and you feel better about the new habits you've built, and don't assume you'll even win matches during that time and just get comfy with that, return the reload key to R.
and of course you're "trying" to play correctly, but if it isn't working then it must mean you aren't somehow. either test your methods in other hitscan games like csgo or just accept that you are wrong somehow and experiment in the practice range and adjust your feelings about when it's right to click.
>>148846819
>If you choose your waifu just basted on looks, you're trash.
strong, confident, self-assured, just
she's more than just the looks anon
>>148847102
Them releasing a new build today means it won't be tomorrow. I'm expecting it next week.
>>148843834
If you quit the game it wipes all of your highlights.
>>148843929
The three Burger heroes pretty much cover all the bases:
>McHighNoon is the roughneck, antihero-filled wild west.
>S76 is the stereotype of military-focused goody-goods (disillusioned or otherwise).
>Reaper is all of the edgy teenagers that act like they're important because one day they'll be old enough for real guns.
>>148846186
Ult counter and healing stats
>>148843929
>>148847124
Didn't you read my posts at all? Every character is trash if it comes to waifu material.
Actually 99,5% of all video game characters are absolute trash when it comes to waifu material.
>>148847146
Did you even read her comic? Fucking garbage.
Why are the Japanese brothers, Mei or Widow on every fucking team? They all play like shit, yet refuse to switch to different heroes.
>>148843929
Closest I have is Pharah/Ana, not really modern Egyptian but the kind of ancient pharaoh Hollywood crap. Both still best girls
>>148843929
Ausfag here. The moment I heard junkrat call someone a "drongo" I threw up in my mouth. Other than that he's fine, racist shitposter is a pretty good approximation of you everyday Aussie.
Roadhog is a walking road warriors joke, and quite possibly edgier than reaper. People who play him unironically are mentally ill.
All games i've lost today are due to:
>noone apart from me focussing their healer
>noone protecting me/the healer in teamfights
>hunting for kills rather than objs
>rage from slavs and <14 yr olds
55 btw
>>148847261
>Did you even read her comic? Fucking garbage.
Not him but I didnt. Care to share? I'm curious
>>148843929
>Lucio
>literally canadian
>oh shit we need a huehue
I think they did a pretty shit job, anon.
>>148846719
Wrong.
I've been browsing /pol/ for a while now, and Lord kek has basically been our go-to meme to explain the wrongdoings on earth through the virtue of repeating integers in a post number. "Kek wills it" is our primary slogan. He originated from the trump memes with memetic energy that was brought about through GETS and solidified through a few post IDs and smaller but still significant gets.
>>148847331
all modes are dicks while anyone who knows what they're doing is on PTR
>>148847315
how the fuck do you play a character ironically
>>148846709
>>148846709
I like her native skins more, but she's still qt
>>148847345
The comics are in the OPs link, anon.
Most of them are pretty bad.
McCree and Aussies comics are okay, the rest are bad.
>>148847331
>noone apart from me focussing their healer
This. People just ignore the fucking Mercy that keeps their whole team alive and gets 4 man resurrects.
>>148847406
I wondered why i keep getting shit players when last week is was actaully pleasent to solo q
No comp until patch it is
>>148847408
By choosing him and yelling "I'M JUST PRETENDING TO PLAY HIM" through your apartment.
>>148847146
what the fuck is wrong with her proportions is this edited
>>148847449
Can't unsee.
>>148835979
It's like killing an elephant or something.
I always feel bad when I kill Torbjorn.
Because he always gets in the way trying to save his turret. It's like he's throwing his body in front of it to shield his baby, but he's completely invisible because of how worthless he is. I don't think I've ever intentionally killed a Torbjorn.
>>148847408
>What is Hanzo
>>148846719
what is the 13th amendment?
>>148847392
sounds autistic
meme shit/10
>>148847392
I can smell the reddit off you.
>>148847392
salaam aleikum my mujahid
I want to marry them all!
>>148847485
Do aussies really do this?
>>148847505
a piece of shit which must be removed along with his faggot brother
>Get put into a game with 1 minute left, a Bastion on attack, a Junkrat playing really cheaply with his traps on defence, Symmetra with spam turrets and a clueless Hanso.
Their forced 50 algorithm is probably the best thing they've done.
>>148847597
>Non-canon tiddy sizes
disgusting
>>148847481
it's been the same in WoW since they started doing PTRs: it's nearly impossible to raid at those times because everyone who knows what the fuck is going on is on the PTR learning the new dungeons or whatever and everyone left just wants a carry, leaving the few who don't want to spend their time earning nothing to try to babysit the shitters. this week is the first time since launch i've just quit over my team being obviously moronic.
>>148847495
>not bullying torbs by wasting extra time just to chase them down
>>148835979
I also feel bad when killing a Reinhardt, especially when his team is shit nd he's actually trying, I also don't like attacking a Reinhardt as Reinhardt when my team is already piling up on him that's just dishonorable
Does a mousepad improve gameplay, lads?
I've been PC gaming for a few months now, but I never bothered to get a mousepad.
>>148847045
>"wow they have a really close range bloodthirsty team guys, might need short range heroes"
>XxMemeKingxX switched to roadhog from hanzo
>MLG_NOSCOPER stays widowmaker
>never tries to find an angle/perch but runs into SMG mode
there are BRIEF moments of sanity but sometime I wonder if these
players are just well programmed bots desu
>>148847645
>QP
NO
ONE
CARES
>>148847315
>quite possibly edgier than reaper.
But Streetpig is actually a big scary guy, not a cosplaying Mexican.
How do i not be mad at this game
>>148847827
Quite easy tbqh phamalam.git gud____________________________________________________________________
>>148847827
Turn off all chat.
>>148835979
As someone that loves playing D.VA, I hate Rein.
Not only has he the indecency to ignore my matrix with his stupid melee attacks, he also refuses to die to my shotguns unlike literally every other character in the game.
>>148847827
just b yourself
>>148847827
The only winning move is not to play.
Who's the Hero that people think is gonna play like Spy?
>>148847509
The right to own slaves.
You should visit /pol/ at times. It's a place full of bantz and jokes.
>>148847261
>Did you even read her comic? Fucking garbage.
You actually see her grow as a character. I'm ok with that
>>148843929
>Tracer
If she was full britbong I'd like her, but as is she sounds like what you'd get if you crossbred a Victorian chimney sweep with a hamster. Also way too fucking cheerful for a Londoner.
>>148847940
>OH I'M A RETARD
>LET ME MAKE A COMPLETE 180 WITHIN ONE PANEL
quality writing right there.
>>148847929
>You should visit /pol/ at times
I did and I became increasingly angry at all times of the day because of all the horrible shit
>>148843293
All these numbers make no fucking sense.
Website says that I have 37% percentile on Pharah, but my EDR is 99th percentile and my direct hits are off the charts. I'm basically shitting on everyone. There is not way I'm not close to top Pharahs.
>>148847827
figure out what you're mad about
figure you why you're mad about it
decide whether getting mad will prevent what you're mad about
realize it won't
enjoy the other things you realize now that your brain isn't full of fuck
repeat every time you're mad until it becomes instantaneous and automatic
>>148847612
>Do Aussies really do this?
A lot of solo queue players in general do it. If you have some idiot on your team playing something fucked up like double hanzo on offense you can swap to Hanzo yourself and show them how shit it is. Usually at least one will swap and it works a lot better than asking or raging at them.
>>148847753
>Comp
NO
ONE
CARES
>>148847827
Quit gettin' mad at video games.
>But my team is retarded and
Quit gettin' mad at video games.
>The enemy team is just too good so I can-
Quit gettin' mad at video games.
>I JUST WANT TO WIN A SINGLE GA-
QUIT. GETTIN'. MAD. AT. VIDEO. GAMES.
That's all there is to it. Just fucking don't get mad. Leave the game, grab some tea, chill out for a bit, shitpost on your favorite 4chan thread, punch your pillow, feed your cat, masturbate, whatever you gotta do to not get mad at video games.
>But I can't leave the game because it's competitiv
Whoa there, bucko. You said your problem was getting mad at video games, not being completely and utterly retarded. No amount of advice can cure that.
FUCK QUICKPLAY
>>148844090
There's a Watchpoint in Puncak Jaya.
>>148835883
sleep tight reap tight
>30% damage boost is too shit according to devs
>Boost to 50% even though we tried that already and it was broken as fuck
>Bring it back down to 30%
WHAT IF THERE WAS NUMBERS BETWEEN 30 AND 50?????///!?/
>>148848312
>I like a system that punishes me for one person leaving.
>I want to win THREE HUNDRED GAMES of "please let my team not be retarded this time" roulette for golden guns.
>I sure do wish that I could be forced to win 15 games for every 2 games that I lose!
>Golly gee willikers, if only there was some way to have some sort of coin flip, but with the results of said coin flip being extended over the period of about 5~10 minutes! Wouldn't that be swell?
>I am a massive fucking masochist and my safe word is "DIE DIE DAAAAAARGH"
Pick your argument.
>>148847929
>that post ID
what luck. I visit /pol/ because I like to stay up to date on happenings around the world.
>>148843045
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FURFAG
>>148848528
>Quickplay
>double hanzo
>Comp
>People leaving because they didn't get their hero choice
>Get punished more for losing than rewarded for winning
>It still doesn't matter how well you did relative to your team or some objective standard, you lose you drop
>300 fucking wins for some gaudy skins
>No team diversity because muh meta
>Sub 50's have to deal with people who don't know what an objective is
>60+ have to deal with stacks
Shit all around senpai.
>>148848779
WW3 is to them what Tortanic is to /v/ though.
>>148848869
At least with QP there's no stakes and thus no real point in getting mad about the double Hanzo.
Shit, why not just dick around and convince your team to go 6 of the Japanese Zuko of Many Flying Logs? Might be fun.
Who should be taking out turrets?
>>148845550
wrong pic bro
>>148849012
76
Cowboy
Pharah
Zarya
Winston if Symmetra
Tobjorn is awful (at least the turret is) and needs a buff.
>>148845504
Inquisition wasnt THAT bad, sure it wasnt Witcher 3 tier but it had its moments. Whats worrying me is for like 3 E3s in a row they have shown literalyy nothing other than devs jerking off over their love of hteir franchise (which they butchered horribly) and their efforts and their struggles and literally who gives a shit just make the damn game I dont care what you think about it especially if it ends up being shit
>Tobjorn's shotgun is one of the strongest weapons in the game
>Armor utility is fucking boss
>Absurdly good ultimate
>His turret is garbage in every aspect
How do you fuck up this hard. It's the fucking turret character this shit isn't complex.
>>148849189
What about snipers?
>>148844404
>friend is as good as me and we have fun playing
>everytime his roommate sees him playing OW, he wants to join
>roommate is rank 40
>not only plays like shit, but is extremely toxic and negative towards everyone
>he even invites more rank 40 friends until we are a 2(66~70) 4(40~48) team.
I don't get it why people do this.
If I was in a group with someone almost 30 ranks higher than me I wouldn't even dream of ruining their ranked points because of how shitty I knew I was in compassion.
Quick play exists.
>>148849529
Hanzo and Blueberry do it just fine you just don't see them in comp as staple picks. Then again you don't see Toby either.
Even Ana shoots fast enough to give tobjorn shit. Zenyatta discording the tobjorn or releasing the volley also shits on it.
Tfw got 100% kill participation in koth quickplay
There was another tracer on my team
The whole lobby sans 2 players were level 100+only my team voted on my card
>>148849682
I have a group of 4 or so people that Ive gamed with since modern warfare. Me and one other guy have always topped the scoreboards and leaderboards with every game we played. The rest of the gang is below average. Whenever we get salty and think theyre dragging us down we remind eachother that its just a bideo game and we will be playing a new one in a few months time anyway so we might as well just drink and have fun
>>148839741
>>148847315
>getting this triggered by "drongo"
bet you live in canberra, cunt
>>148849732
Discord shits on everyone
>>148833329
I'm forced to play tank every game, even if I choose a defence/offence hero at the start of hero selection. Why do these people have no shame?
>>148839807
Aim better moron.
Can one be high noon?