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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

>Ana "Legacy" Comic
https://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/legacy
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hana song
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Junkrat takes skill.
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>>148821105
By either not caring (lol) or just focusing on improving your own skill regardless of the outcome
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Explain to me how I can carry rank 60+ games,with 4 golds, but after deranking due to a string of back luck, I can't win games in the 50s?
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Pharah's thong
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>>148820212
>still fighting because its all he knows now

At first, I thought that two global felons committing such petty acts of crime like robbing a video game arcade and hijacking an ice cream truck was incredibly idiotic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC9WsS5PIzk

But then I read up on their backstories and realized that they probably don't have sundaes and plush toys in their irradiated, post-apocalyptic hell of a country and this is just them enjoying the little luxuries denied them while getting even at the world that seemingly turned its back on their homeland when the robots took it over.
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>>148821403
>Not one person has made a mention of the big metal thong

Thank goodness
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>>148821154
we need more of reaper fearing his mamá
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Cheap-o-vision
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>>148821329
>McCree main
>Have to aim precisely to deal significant damage at all (non-PTR)
>Move slowly so one step out of position and I get blown up
>Watch the junkrat's view after I die
>Swinging his camera back and forth holding the mouse button down
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>ladder anxiety being a thing in a non-team game
lol

i can sort of understand ladder anxiety in for example sc2 since it's a 1v1 game and all the responsibility is on you and you yourself only

but in team games you can always just go me ooga team booga wahh not my fault so what is there to be anxious about?
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>its a "torb gets potg by just standing in one place" episode
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>Hazno doesn't wanna be a murdering crime-lord anymore
>Goes around murdering people to "redeem" himself (even though the people he is killing has nothing to do with his criminal family)
>Hates his brother for being part robot, despite him doing that to him.
>Doesn't even seek to make amends to his brother, despite knowing he was in the wrong and his brother offering to forgive him

Is Hanzo the most retarded person in the game, character wise?
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>>148821580
Holy shit really? I thought I've been hiding my turrets for months.
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>>148821606
>implying Pharah isn't completely barren
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>>148821580
Liquor bottles also don't show up.
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reminder that even d.va probably thinks you're a loser
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>>148821580
I wish Symmetra had some sort of webcam launcher. It's so tedious to place the sentries, but if you could fire them into place, it would make such a difference.
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>>148821403
>Ana's Justice Rains from Above: Precise and quiet execution from a concealed vantage point.
>Pharah's Justice Rains from Above: Splurging indiscriminately loud missile barrage that makes her a big obnoxious target
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>near-win streak for hours yesterday
>5 losses in a row so far
how many more hours of this shit before the algorithm decides to unfuck me?
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>>148821729
Mercy's heart belongs to Torbjorn, silly.
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>There are people who play overwatch while listening to music

It's like you don't even want to win.
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Is there a way to mute the main menu?
I want to leave the game open so I can get invites but Fucking rolling Zen is SO LOUD
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>>148821869
>roadhog breathing down the back of your neck
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>>148821154
Post the Chacla comic.
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>>148821837
>there are people who play muted
now I usually play games mute but I know the dangers of not hearing sound queues in overwatch
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>>148821746
>even

You mean the 19 year old professional SC2 player and filmstar with military training?
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>>148821726
>Is Hanzo the most retarded person in the game, character wise?
reaper is working with talon despite they're responsible for getting him in the situation he's in if i'm not mistaken
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>>148821775
Rain isn't precise
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>Torbjorn's 'Ride 'Em' intro
>D.Va's 'Eject' intro
>McCree's 'On The Range' skin

Which one should I get first?
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>>148821837
i haven't heard anyone use a mic for a long time, and when they do i can hear them over my jams
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>>148821957
Who else is going to pay him money to kill the people he hates?
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>>148821957
Yeah, but being an opportunistic asshole who is looking for revenge and using them to get it is only kinda stupid.

Hanzo just doesn't make any sense.
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>>148822010
on the range cause McCree is going to be the best out of the 3 next patch
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>go 17-17 and get a bronze in elims as Lucio on Ilios
>lose
>play of the game is our Pharah ulting to try to kill the enemy Pharah
>anybody who spends any time as Pharah knows how that turned out
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>>148821340

Because once you start sliding, it never stops. The mooks you're playing with now are overranked 50s, who are on their way down to the forties because they'll go two torbs on defence and think it's a good strategy or they'll pick a new character they're shit with for the final round of a 2-2 koth, or they'll instapick hanzo every game every map, etc.

As they head down to the forties, they'll inevitably take anyone in their teams with them.

You read the same story here over and over on here, once you're on the downward slope, it's hard to put the brakes on.
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>>148821726
>despite him doing that to him.
Not true
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Which one's yours, /owg/?
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>>148821726
>What is a Ronin
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>>148822010
Ride 'Em is Funny
Eject is Cute.

One of those two.

Also, it must have been kind of humiliating for Genji to get life advise from some half-naked robot that's more than a decade younger than him.
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>>148822123
bottom right
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>10 seconds before game ends: four gold medals and one silver
>End of the game: three bronze medals and two silver
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What if they dropped McCree's range buff from the PTR and traded it for a short speed buff right after combat rolling (say +25% speed for 3 seconds)?
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>>148822123
1590
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>>148822123
I think I'm 70 right now.

I wish you could choose to keep the ~90s, I think the avatar thing looks so boring with no frills
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>tfw no swimsuit summer skins for everyone
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>>148821954
Yes, that's her. You're good at recognising names Anon.
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>>148821729
>Being this adamant to force your meme pairing
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>>148822010
Best Dva intro is the one laying on her mech blowing bubble gum with the peace sign

So cool, and totally not erotic at all
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>>148821580
how is this a problem?
I think it makes it better
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>>148821726
He's probably a Ronin
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>>148822123
how fucking long will it take to get to 1590
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Has anyone else had just shitty queues today?

I've lost every game today.

(Yes, some of it's me, no, not all of it's me)
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>>148821726
>feels like shit for killing his brother
>turns out brother is alive
>brother forgives him
>"YOU WERE A FOOL" and immediately draws arrow on him

That was the most retarded short film I have ever seen - especially since the dragons seemed to do virtually nothing just like in the game
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>>148821771
I know that feel
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>>148822195
Good, means your team was doing shit
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>>148822323
Depends.

Probably six months on a non-shared account.
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>>148821768

>not wanting to pave each turret personally in the perfect place for maximal autismal satisfaction

Why even pay Symmetra? I bet you don't even put the caution spray under your turrets to save vishkar legal liability when you fry peasants.
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>>148822390
Or just holding down LMB at Mei walls.
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>>148822383
I like Roadhog/Mercy and Pharah/Junkrat
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>>148821154
what's the comic based off of?
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>>148822195
>When you're thinking "yeah, I've got this" when you get knocked into the Pit on Ilios as Lucio but mistime your wallride
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>>148822383
Phamcy (pronounced f.a.m.s.e.e.) is pretty dumb t.b.h.
Mercy x Torb is where the action lies
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>lvl 180 on our team instalock Genji on Volskya attack in qp
>Starts spamming we need a healer
>Me and another guy lock Genji start spamming understood
>Whole match he runs off the edge and dies spamming thanks
>We lost but it was fun watching him sperg out
He even had the Bedouin skin, I thought you guys were exadurating about people being this autistic.Best part is I'm a console pleb.
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>>148821952

It's a cue, not a queue you bellend. As in something that lets you know when to act, not something you stand in to buy burgers.
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>>148821812
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>>148822487
>Pharah/Junkrat
Does that even exist?
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>>148822576
o shid my bad dood
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>>148822123
Level 1600
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>the brazilian slum dude has ice hockey references
They could really do with giving him a Brazilian VA. It's not like none of them can speak English.
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who wants to play ut99 with me
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>>148822496
Hispanic moms beating their kids with flipflops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSicdnahJ7o
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>>148822273
Tell me, coppa. What are you really scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the hostages in time? Me, in a THONG?!
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>>148822531
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>>148822627
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>>148822627
Obviously.
They both have explosions, brah.
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Zenyatta is canonically dead how are we still able to play him?
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>>148822627
it can exist,
just open your mind anon
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>>148822647
He has ice hockey references because he loves ice hockey. It's just a personality quirk, like Americans that like divegrass.
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>>148821340
because now you're playing with retards on your team who don't really know what they're doing so winning is just a coin flip to see who has the most people who know what they're doing rather than a test of skill for the teams.
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>>148822487
Ausieposter pls go
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>>148822354
Armorless Reinhardt when?
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>>148822741
We play Zenyatta Model #2
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>>148822731

>Juggrat

Bleh
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>>148821775
fareeha takes after her father
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>>148822731
I don't like Jesterat or Junkcrow but I really dig Toasted and Jailbird. Am I alone in this?
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>>148822804
>I'm not even Australian
I'm a Reinhardt
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>>148822779
>Implying

The only canon pairing is going to be Soldier 76 and Ana, which will be teased/hinted at in the upcoming comics, with him being Pharah's dad.
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Does anyone have a copy of a comic where Junkrat and RoadHog kidnap a kid but they end up making friends with them?
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>>148822779
>>148822383
>dating the daughter of your teammate
>and fucking her

That's kind of skeevy.
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>>148822647
I want a New Retro Wave skin for Lucio.

Blue/purple and pink neon
Aviator glasses
Fingerless gloves
The jacket from Drive
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>>148822741
because cannon Overwatch story is not cannon.
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Boy, we sure have come a long way from /v/.
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>>148822895
Mercy is a low down dirty slut. More news at 10.
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>>148822879
http://pigdemonart.tumblr.com/post/147087966346/this-might-have-gone-a-little-out-of-control-but
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Where is all of the Zarya and McCree art?
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>>148822854
Those are just palette swaps. They should've been free from the start, not stuck behind a 250 credit pay wall.
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>>148821997
To an extent.
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>>148822741
Because Widowmaker didn't assassinate Zenyatta. That was another omnic you roboracists.
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>>148822741
When did he died?

>>148823001
But you can unlock them and gain credits for free.
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>>148822426
I don't blame him.
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>>148822749

It's pretty obvious he was supposed to be Canadian but they reskinned him at the last moment.
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>>148822805
>Reinhardt topless summer skin
>Santa skin for christmas

Blizzard please
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>>148822741
The Overwatch game doesn't make any fucking sense

You have people at different points in time together on random teams doing random things for no fucking reason.

Just ignore the game for anything other than interactions between characters and snippets of the past.
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>>148822854
Its common knowledge the 250 skins are his best ones
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>>148823096
>Topless Reinhardt
>Bikini Roadhog
>Glamour Model Zarya
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>>148823096
>meinhardt lovestruck nazi skin for valentine's day
pleasssseeeee blizzard
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>>148821802
have you been rating your matches (up at the top of the screen post game)
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>>148822741
This is a troll right?
Widowmaker did not assassinate zen you fuckin bigot that was a different omnic monk of the same order. do all robots look the same to you?
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>>148822741
Zen is not the guy WM killed
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>>148822895
>Soldier 76 here. Weekend leave for all Overwatch agents has been canceled due to an ongoing investigation by human resources. All agents are to make themselves available to JAG investigators, and will be required to attend a mandatory sexual assault awareness and prevention course.
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>>148822741

You're thinking of mondatta
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>>148823165
Eh, it's been discussed in the thread a few times.

As long as you're willing to accept a 20 something year old guy and a 30 year old woman (which I am, because it's hot), then the timeline is completely correct for 76 being Pharah's dad.

If Blizzard wants to go with it, there is more than enough evidence supporting it. If not, well, I still wanna see 76 and Ana get together for some geriatric sex.
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>>148823203
"Get tall, Lucio."
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>>148823046
This.

>hurrrrrrr every single monk omnic is zenyatta.
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Holy shit, I just started really playing Roadhog, and he makes pub matches so much more bearable. Why didn't anyone tell me?
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>>148823151
They aren't from different points in time.
There are lore reasons why some of them look younger than others even though they were part of the crisis.
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>>148823203

Why would I?
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>tfw all your ships are straight
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>>148823237
>mandatory sexual assault awareness and prevention course

>IF YOU FLY OVER TO HEAL SOMEBODY WHO HAS TAKEN DAMAGE, REMEMBER NOT TO RAPE THEM
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>>148823385
Influences what games you are match-maked into
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>>148822693
o i know that but i thought it was from a show or something
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>>148823319
I don't mean physically and aesthetically, I mean at times in a characters story.

I don't remember any specific examples cause it's 2 AM, but I saw a post by an anon the other day pointing out plotholes in regards to characters actually being on these missions. Like characters that shouldn't have met yet have met, and characters that should be in other places are suddenly in Mexico and shit.
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>>148823439

Do you have a single fact to back that up
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>>148823420
>Also remember how you knew them when they were 12.
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>>148823310
cause he's a crutch for bad players
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>>148822779
Pharah and Mercy is way too creepy for blizzard to do it.

Keep in mind, Mercy knew Pharah as a child.

That'd be really, really weird, to fuck someone who you've known since they were a kid, and you're like 40
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>>148823519
>It's perfectly fine when a man grooms a little girl from age 12 to be his bride
>It's an issue when a woman grooms a little girl from age 12 to be her bride

Double standards.
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>>148823610
Mercy is 37 and Pharah is 32. 5 year age gap. It's not that weird.
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>>148822854
nah,
I prefer those two too

>>148822741
wait, what?
have I missed something?

>>148823420
Dr. Ziegler: the angel of Mercy
or the angel of sexual assault?
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>>148823203
>lúcio throwing shade at anyone other than symmetra
How can you justify this?
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>>148823439
considering they removed 'avoid player' i doubt that
at best it's a frustration vent under the guise of 'good matchmaking'
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>>148823657
>Implying Mercy is 37

You know in her comic it's gonna be revealed she is actually like 80 or something like that.
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>>148823671
He's due to throw some Junkrat's way.

The dirty Omnic sympathizer.
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>>148823727
>I am actually an ageless demon
>surprise, bitches!
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>>148823657
>Pharah wasn't even a teen when Mercy was a part of Overwatch
>Mercy didn't join overwatch until after she had been a successful doctor for years and had been head of a hospital for even more years

Face it, Mercy's age is a lie because she's so vain she doesn't want anyone to know she's older than Ana.
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>>148823610
But it's only a five year age gap, aka Pharah was 13 when Mercy was 18.
Simply knowing someone when you are an adult and they're a kid doesn't make it creepy. It's being close to them or you having a power advantage (aka parent or teacher, etc.) over them or grooming behavior that makes it creepy. And there's nothing to suggest anything more than Mercy knew of her coworker's kid existing.
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>>148823657
Mercy is also a lich who hasn't aged since the photo of Pharah as a child with the team.
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>>148823610
They grew up together. Yuri loli love is pure anon. Don't try to corrupt it! Mercy only wanted to help Pharah when she started getting those urges. She's a helper it's what she does. Her intentions are pure.
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>>148823635
>It's perfectly fine when a man grooms a little girl from age 12 to be his bride

That is not okay in this day and age.

I'm not sure that'd even be okay in the year two whousand seventy whatever the game takes place in and that's taking into consideration the robo-fucking going on.
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>>148823727
>>148823763
this is blizzard we are talking about though.
if they wanted mercy's age to be in question at all, it would be unconfirmed like reaper and 76.
odds are, they just fucked up the timeline badly, which explains a lot more.
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>>148823762
right in line with reaper's story and then we will find out that OW was outlawed because they began siezing MWD to literally eradicate all omnics because they're racist.
Oh, and pharah+mercy is a shit ship
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>>148823385
>Why would I?
to influence your placement in future matches
but it's totally fine if you don't want to.
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>>148823657
>>148823727
>>148823763
>>148823891
>>148823785
>>148823985

Mercy's age doesn't make any sense, and considering the characters all bring up how she hasn't aged, there is probably going to be more to it.

They're trying to reveal aspects of everyone's pasts, and I don't know what they could for mercy other than the "WOW MERCY, IT'S REALLY WEIRD HOW YOU HAVEN'T AGED AT ALL IN THIS TIMESPAN WE'RE NOT SPECIFICALLY STATING, BUT IT'S OBVIOUSLY BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE'RE BRINGING IT UP" thing.

She'll probably be around Ana/Soldier 76/Reinhart (or maybe more) age, and reveal that she's been using the nanomachines to keep herself young.
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>>148823785
again, I'm pretty sure it' symbolic:
look at
>>148823763
>a successful doctor FOR YEARS
becoming a medical doctor alone takes eight years at least;
before that she had to finish her 'Gymnasium' and get an 'Abitur'
>that means twelve/thirteen years of school of she didn't skip some classes and there was a war in between
even if she finished her regular education at sixteen through some miracle; she still had to go to a medical school
let's say that the youngest she could have been joining Overwatch was probably 25
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>>148823985
Of course any guy would.
But lesbian relationships are infamous for being incredibly abusive, hate filled, and with more domestic abuse than any other kind of relationship.
We should be protecting our girls from that instead of trying to ship them with nonsensical lesbian relationships.
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>pick mei
>game still says we need a sniper

When will blizzard realise her ice pick can slay more people than a bow and arrow
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>>148823985
it's 4chan, most here are underage enough that they probably shouldn't date someone 5 years older or younger than them, half plus 7 rule and all.
once they get into their 20s, they'll realize 5 years isn't a big deal.
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Do gamers really adore Mountain Dew and Doritos that much?
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>>148824082
>nanomachines
i still don't understand this meme
is it a meme? i haven't seen anything in the lore about it i think
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>>148824082
Isn't it already canon that her suit keeps her young?
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>Its a lets talk about pairings and headcanons episode!

Overwatch really is a fucking shit game
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>join quick play
>everyone is already locked on but none on support
>someone tells me to go support
>go genji instead
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>>148823985
>5 years

Lol dude, have you paid attention to the story at all?

There is no way Mercy can be 37. What, was she a doctor at fucking 10 or 12?

She has to be at least 45 or 50 for her story to make ANY sense. And when you're getting into the territory of being like 25 when your partner is 10, shit is fucked.
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>>148824257
>What, was she a doctor at fucking 10 or 12?

Nigga she's the Doogie Howser of overwatch.
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>>148824082
I found Mei's bringing it up the most interesting, given that Mei went into cryo-stasis back when Overwatch was still building new bases everywhere, and didn't wake up until years after Overwatch was shut down.
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>>148824082
Oh, I don't doubt that's using her nanobots to look young, but she doesn't even look 37. It's quite possible she really is 37, but hasn't aged physically for a while.
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>tfw defeated by ghosts
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>ana is the only one who has had a child
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>>148823891
So you'd rather believe that Blizzard are stupid and left a massive plot hole in the story rather than mercy lying about her age something that would be totally in character and make sense in canon?
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>>148821214
Hana Wrong
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>>148824175
i don't
but doritos and mountain dew aren't at all marketed to my demographic
maybe im not a real gamer after all
>pic related: best dorito flavor ever conceived
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>>148824093
That's just not true.
Girl love is the most pure and beautiful of loves

>>148824085
It's the future and she is smart, education systems probably got reformed?
Maybe she started her medical training at a young age and was on the field in her early 20s?
Even now there is stuff like TA/Reserves that people join and are building military experience and training.
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>>148824175
I love Mountain Dew, but I've never understood the appeal of tortilla chips. I mean, potato chips are clearly superior.

>>148824224
/ksg/ wants you back,
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>>148823203
>playing with a controller
No wonder she lost
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>>148824386
it's Blizzard, anon
and we already have a lot of other plotholes
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>>148823775
>And there's nothing to suggest anything more than Mercy knew of her coworker's kid existing.
Really nigga?
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>>148823891
>>148824386
Keep in mind, they specifically bring up how young she looks.
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>>148824229
>guys who want a support but don't go support themselves while they're reaper or mcree on defense

I'd choose genji too fuck them
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>>148824224
genji/mercy is best ship, followed by reaper76
mchanzo is a distant third
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>>148824475
That doesn't prove a close relationship or that Mercy groomed Pharah.
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>They finally do the Mercy comic
>They reveal that Mercy found out about her nano-healing technology many years ago, but selfishly used it on herself to keep herself young
>Eventually feels horrible, and thats why she goes super medic and travels around everywhere healing everyone
>Revealed that she is ~70 years old

Does the Pharah Mercy shipping go away? Or only grow stronger?
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>>148824392
>dad 76 encouraging failure
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>>148824445
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>>148824560
What meme is that beady black eyes look supposed to be?
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>>148824435
she had a break-through in nano-biology, anon,
this was the reason they wanted her for Overwatch
how long do you think scientific research, testing and publishing of papers takes?
and you really expect that a country like Switzerland is going to change their educational system?
they've been neutral since 1815
not even WW2 changed that
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>>148824659
nanalan
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>>148824605
It goes away because we find out the reason she's with Torbjorn in all the pics is because he's the only one she actually relates to due to both being grizzled old fucks.
Comic shows them sharing whiskey on balconies together
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>>148824082
It's probably been about a decade since OW was in its prime, given how Mei seems to not fully grasp newer tech.

Given that Mercy hasn't changed physically in 5~10 years, it's possible that she unlocked the secret to immortality during her experiments in resurrection and revival.
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>>148824637
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>>148824605
It doesn't change, probably
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>>148824659
PEEPO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UJgXyEWRZo
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Wish they just slapped all the characters from tf2 into overwatch, I wanna do actual rocket jumping
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My fucking god this game's matchmaking is so punishing if you'above mediocre. I'm getting matched with enemy teams full of people with stars meanwhile my team is 9/10 times completely retarded ADD-ridden codfags that don't have any sense of strategy. I'm almost level 60 and it's getting so boring. I keep losing matches after putting in a massive effort. How the fuck do they manage to let go of control of the payload when me and 1 competent teammate wipe their team almost to the checkpoint? I hate it.
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>>148824605
Nobody gives a fuck about a 70 year old banging a relatively young person the second that the 70 year old has the body of a 35 year old (or whatever it is. Look at that faggot edward from twilight. The guys supposed to be like 300+ years old and people care so little about the age difference that it's not even brought up really.
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>>148824605
It'll be called stupid and that it makes no sense, we've seen it with the whole amputee Pharah thing. People were told they were wrong and yet they still preached and pushed it like no other. This will be no different, I kinda hope they pair them off with different people to watch the melt down of the /u/boaters and Tumblr. Also wanna see this one to cause more of a ruckus.
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>>148824637
this is the cutest and best ship, not disgusting homosexuality, this is a true family
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Why does RocketLady have a native american skin when she's egyptian and why haven't sjwites been all over that shit for "cultural appropriation"?
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>>148824790
that sounds dangerous
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>>148824175
I like Mountain Dew. Not a big fan of flavored chips though, I like dip too much.
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>>148824721
>>148824770
Thanks. I guess I'm too old to remember that series. (If it ever even aired here.)
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>>148824795
>ADD-ridden CoDfags
But S76 is really strong until that patch hits, and Adderol is a hell of a drug, so I dunno why this would be a bad thing.
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>>148824758
How closely guarded is resurrection tech?
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>>148821726
He's cute. Cute!
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Gentlemen, how do we buff McCree so he can kill low hp heroes, but not tanks?
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>>148824804
Difference is that Mercy knew Pharah as a young girl.

Different between "I'm a 300 year old vamprie and we just met" vs "I've known you since you were 10 but now we're gonna fuck even though I am 50 years older than you"
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easy heals its the negro on wheels
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>>148824883
Maybe she can't really resurrect people in-universe.
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>>148824879
The enemy was the only one using AIMbot McGee. I just mean they choose obviously bad choices, stack heroes and have no common sense while playing.
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>>148824790
Tell me about it brother.

Except spy, we already have enough bullshit to worry about in this game we don't need 1-hit kills with 20 tick
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>>148824859
That's not dangerous, lady, that's what our ancestors did before stairs were invented! AND I LOVE IT!
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>>148824954

Maybe the one time she tried, we got Reaper. Her in-game ult is the Platonic ideal of her ressurrection tech.
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>>148824927
first shot does 130 damage, then every other consecutive shot on the same target does 2 times less than the previous one
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>>148824879
What does the patch do to 76?
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>>148824839
Probably because it's not just a Native American skins, it's specifically Pacific Northwest Native American, and most of those cultures are dead or dying. There's nothing to appropriate, therefore no living people are throwing a shitfit over it.
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>>148824927
All Tanks (except Zarya) become mostly armor for their health bars.
Armor is changed to instead of be blanket damage reduction, causes some weapons to deal significantly less damage, while having no effect on others.
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>>148824082

She's a new style omnic that was deemed too human and disturbing and discontinued after making only one. Calling it now, cap this.
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>>148824954
Well Junkrat carries around his tire, and a bunch of the other ults are presumably "normal" to that degree.
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>>148824929
At worst it just makes it a bit more weird but doesn't really change anything when push comes to shove.
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>have 200+ hours in the game, on lvl200+
>playing some competitive yesterday
>in a 5 man premade with friends
>one guy just got to lvl25 others are close to lvl 100
>game puts us up against another 5 man premade with one random on each side
>look them up before the match
>they didn't finish their placement matches, they are all lvl31-2 with 25-26 hours of playtime
>'finally an easy win'
>first round is attack on volskaya
>totally, completley and utterly devastating DEFEAT
>barely touch the point
>round ends, one random quits from THEIR team
>"thank god at least we don't lose against beginners"
>next round is defend as usual
>totally, completley and utterly devastating DEFEAT in two minutes
I can't even say we had a bad team composition, they didn't even run the meta or something. We just got completly slaughtered.

Post reasons why should I ever play any video game ever.
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>>148824954
Considering there's a time limit, maybe in canon stuff, she merely brings them back from the brink of death.
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>>148824996
spy would probably do an abysmal job in this game. There aren't many ledges to jump on or flank routes to go through. Then 6 players on each team means he'll be easily identified
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>>148825070
Oh, now that is a good one too.

I'm going to say this:

55% chance she has had nano-technology longer than they thought, and is actually old

35% chance Blizzard are hacks and are ignoring that she went to medical school and ran a hospital for years before joining overwatch and is somehow 37

10% chance she is actually some sort of omnic or omnic hybrid.
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>>148825139
>console
>o
>n
>s
>o
>l
>e
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>>148824927
Make his FtH damage dependent on the Max HP value of his target. It's shit if they have relatively low Max HP, but fairly high if they have good Max HP. Straight %hp damage won't work; it has to get quadratically better the more HP the thing he's shooting has at full.

Oh, wait. You wanted better damage on LOW HP targets. Uh, just invert that suggestion, then.

>>148824883
Probably pretty closely guarded. I believe it's implied that she's directly responsible for Reaper, so that might be one of the test runs.

>>148825046
Makes it so that you can't just spam tap fire with decent aim to get ez kills.
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>all these ship fags mad because mercy x pharah blew everything out since day one
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>>148824929
Someone post that anime image with the 11/21 and then the 21/31 girls

>>148825159
Maybe he'll be put in if there's ever a builder that's not hilariously bad.
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Reaper is lowkey the funniest hero in Overwatch
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>>148825139
Roadhog's hook has a very tall hitbox. Skip to around 4:30.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ-sip4-CFw
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guys what if

>TEAM
>BOOGA
>ME...
>...OOGA?
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>>148825046
Increased the window between firing before you reset the recoil.
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>>148825123
People are already making smurf accounts.
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>>148824804
>This

Another example is Liara from Mass Effect. By the third game she was around 150 years old. Shepard was like what 30? Nobody even thinks about bring that shit up.

Besides, their two consenting adults. How old they are is rendered moot by that alone.
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>>148825139
>Console
>Zenyatta before buff

You have bigger problems than 20 tick rate.
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>>148825271
>yfw the jello is jiggling
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>>148825319
Yea but these smurf accounts cost $40 each.
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>>148824954
>>148825151
with Mercy's resurrection technology:
I'm just guessing that all those characters are jacked up with nanobiology and her staff just activates them and accelerates healing
when they dead-line she just concentrates all the nanobiology back to their heart and jumpstarts it again
as with Lucio and zenyatta
Zenyatta's orbs and Lucios music have specific waves which cause the nano-biology to react and accelerate healing too
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>>148825139
Not only that, roadhog's hook has a hidden vertical reach similar to that of a 1 story tall wall

>>148825257
torb's building is ok, but not that impressive. Sad to say symmetra's turrets are way to weak and the only way to use them effectively is to make them look at you so they forget about the sentries
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>>148825271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYcrHq7t_AU
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Will widowmaker ever get the buffs she needs and deserves?
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>>148825330
This. Unless you are shipping 18-year-old Mercy with 13-year-old Pharah, an age gap isn't a problem.
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>>148825330
Well, one, Liara is literally an alien.

And two, as I said before, if Mercy is like 60 or 70, and knew Pharah since she was 9 or 10, that makes things significantly more weird.
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>Monkey is the only stationary barrier character in the game
>The barrier is garbage and has a third of the health Rien shield has despite being three times the size

Please buff Winston's useless toilet tissue shield.
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>>148825378
>I'm just guessing that all those characters are jacked up with nanobiology and her staff just activates them and accelerates healing
>when they dead-line she just concentrates all the nanobiology back to their heart and jumpstarts it again
Video where everyone secretly has a baboon heart when?
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>>148825376
You think NEETS care about that?
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>>148825123
i mean, you really don't need to play past 20 to figure things out if you're not retarded, so level doesn't fucking matter
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>>148824761

This one made me chuckle sensibly.
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>Ana/Pharah, only get two randoms dialogues
>Soldier/Ana, get at-least more than 8 random dialogues
Yeah 76 and Ana are an item.
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>>148825473
his shield is for himself, not his allies
>2 months after release
>people still don't realize winston is the most selfish character in the game
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>>148825446
It makes things weird, sure, but it doesn't constitute an unhealthy relationship unless Mercy groomed Pharah or Pharah saw Mercy as a mother figure or something like that.
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>>148825245
There are nipples! Mooooods!
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>>148825042

Too hard to convey in game.

>>148825069

Overhauling every other hero in the game seems like a bad choice, also limits Blizzard's design space for future tanks.

>>148825238

Again, too hard to convey in game.

What if we just lowered the damage per bullet, and then decreased the spread of FtH?
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>>148825184
There's a fair chance that Mercy started training at a young age. A prodigy that's good at schooling and/or is almost exclusively trained in their field of expertise can have a medicine-related doctorate by the time they're 20. Her huge hate-boner for people being hurt and dying at ALL implies a deep-seated trauma that drives her to prevent all kinds of harm (even if it means saving people that really ought not to be saved), unlike Ana who understands that hurting people is going to have to happen (even if she doesn't like it).

It's also possible that she's a savant that's completely incompetent at anything not medicine.
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>>148825487
For more than one extra account? Probably

I don't see people spending ~$200 on "lol I beat these guys, and I made them think like I was new to the game!"
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>>148825547
fuck off retard, she has more lines with Reinhardt. I guess that makes it a 3 way?
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>>148825547
Is there a list/video of the dialogues yet?

And yeah, of course, it's plainly obvious they were romantically involved. Now it's up in the air of Pharah is their kid.
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>>148825587

>This will protect us

But it doesn't.
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>>148825625
>It's also possible that she's a savant that's completely incompetent at anything not medicine.

And stopping her technology from being weaponized!
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>Junkrat gets shitty triple kill ult POTG
>retards in chat commending him

So this is what's in store for me in these sub-40 competitive matches
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>place mine and bear trap in the same spot 4 times
>Widowmaker runs into and dies to it 4 times
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>>148822854

Nope, Junk's legendary skins are trash. Jailbird all day, everyday.
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>>148825643
Sometimes Reinhardt would fuck 76 while Ana blew his little soldier.
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>>148825626
It's not about that so much as the stats they can come and brag about on places like this. It's all an ego thing, it's only a possibility not an absolute though.
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>>148825716
Judging by how Bjorn totally made Ana's rifle a weapon, I'm going to say "No" to that one.
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>>148824475
Still, this could easily be Pharah at age 11-12, Mercy at age 17-18 and Ana in her 30's.
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>>148825123
sometimes you lose to better players that's the whole point of a skill ranking system.
if your rank just went up and up it would just be like the other shitty non-skill based one we used to have.
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>>148825717
>sub 40
>thinking his opinion on anything matters
>Getting salty over card commendations that exist for all of ~10 seconds
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>>148825271
>jinco jeans
my mom bought me those thinking they were cool. thanks mom...
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>>148825728
>Not playing Insane Clown Posse Junkrat

FAYGO BABY
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>mfw somebody picks Junkrat (aka Lazy Man's Phara) in competitive
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>>148825717
The Rip-Tire has about 50hp and it's easy to hear coming.

I hate it more when a Reaper just teleports and jumps down while pressing Q and gets POTG and people commend him.
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>>148825330
>Besides, their two consenting adults. How old they are is rendered moot by that alone.
Pretty much. People forget that the reason why fucking kids is looked down in first world countries is because the idea of the child not being mature enough to actually be able to give consent. Once you read the point where both people are consenting adults the age difference doesn't matter. At worst it's considered weird but really nobody actually cares if people think that sort of tame shit is weird.

>but they knew eachother

If the 10/10 banging hot 7nth grade home room teacher bumped into me and we started dating nobody would care that she knew me when I was a kid.
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>>148825498
Level shows how many hours you practiced. Yes it doesn't mean you are that much better but shows practice doesn't help people who are subpar players like me.
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>>148825778
>wants to heal and help people
>signed up with the Scars and Maimings are Kewl Klub

Poor kraut.
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>>148823203
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>>148825849
That's because no one cares when a hot teacher fucks her students.
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>>148825840
100 hp. You can drive it into a wall and it will stop making noise until you move it again.
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>be Junkrat
>hold M1 while pointing at the entrance because I can't see any enemies
>scratch my balls
>Eliminated FAGGOTRON 100
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>>148825473
Im surprised blizzard still has his shield on such a long cooldown. 18 seconds is fucking insane for how weak it is.
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>>148825925
And no one should care if you fuck your mom's hot coworker.
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>>148825823
you're not gonna see pharah replace junky until 65+
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>>148825927
And in some maps there are walls that effectively cancel all noise even if the tire is moving full speed behind it.
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>>148825139
>zenyatta
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>>148825959
>be junkrat
>do a minejump
>hit all 5 balls from above because people can only look in two dimension
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>>148825927
Still easy to take out.

Reaper's ult can be shut down too but he has more health.
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Lost 3 games in a row after a whole week of 3+ wins a day
Never, ever play on the EU servers before midday - you'll get paired with shitter slavs and children
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>>148825925
swap out
hot teacher
for
Hot doctor that saved my moms life.
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EnvyUs.Taimou's Blizzard-endorsed aimbot wins another tournament!
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>he's a healer
>he's brazilian
>he plays electronic music
>he can skate fast
>he can make his teammates run fast
>he can heal multiple teammates
>he can grind on walls
>he's high tier no matter the game mode
>i can play him well

Have you ever got to play your dream video game character? I don't think I'll ever get as much joy out of playing anyone else since I started trying Lucio.
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does the lack of movement accel in this game annoy anyone else? when you change strafing directions you instantly snap to full speed, super frustrating to play against and doesnt feel good to play with either
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>>148826050
this is how I kill bastions
I like to live life on the edge
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>>148825959
>get game
>pick Junkrat
>Watchpoint map first time
>See this great niche above the doors the attacking team will come out of
>think it will be the most flawless bombing vantage point
>doors open
>starts well enough, but I'm getting damaged
>from behind
>turn back, turns out my vantage point had a door for people who ascend good to take advantage of and i die
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>>148825446
Not really. It would hardly be the first time a younger person was in a relationship with someone they know from their childhood.

And despite how badly Blizzard may have fucked up the timeline they are, atm, both only 5 years apart.
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>>148825983
Pharah fucking McCree would be pretty baller.

>>148826076
Does Reinhardt have a Doctorate?
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>>148825748
"This old dog has learned a few tricks."
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>>148825823
In all 10 of my comp placement there was always junkrat no matter which side or map. I stopped playing comp after that.
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Continue to post songs for each hero you play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONqygJEJIhs
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>all this ship arguing back and forth
>No one realizing it won't matter till Blizzard puts something out
I get it, both sides are tired of seeing the same shit again and again, but come on people who cares pick the ship you like and ignore the other side.
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>>148826129
>he can grind on walls

I'm a pleb. Please tell me how I can take advantage of this feature because I usually just do the heal/fast/BREAK IT DOWN/Push off thing among my teammates and feel like I'm missing out on what could be an awesome ability.

>>148826138
The Sky Has No Edges!

That's why it's great!
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>>148826119
* i move my mouse away from the keyboard to breathe in
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>>148826058
Yeah. Though with Reaper, you can kill him easier if you manage to time your attacks right. His attack is just a high damaging 360 radial sweep.
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>>148826239
Posting underrated track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAGO4mLigk0
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>>148826246
If you're on console, you pretty much have to reassign jump to a shoulder button to wall-ride.
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>join a game
>it's a map I don't want to play
>leave
>Overwatch decides I left by accident and puts me in the same lobby 10 times in a row
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>>148826241
On an unrelated note anyone got suggestions for what to use to shop words onto untranslated art? I got the translation but I got no clue on what I'm doing when it comes to editing pictures.
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>>148826369
>leave game vs a 5 man premade that crushed you
>wait 1 minute, queue up
>back in same game
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>after first 10 games, place only 30 because 0 wins 10 losses
>>decide to stop supporting my fucking retarded team
>>go edgy lone wolf style with Reaper
>>almost at 50 now
>Does it get any better after 50? Do people start playing as a team? Do people pick 3 Hanzos on Attack? Do people stay Symmetra after the first point is captured? Do people still run in front of Reins shield instead of shooting from behind his? Do Lucios know that they can switch to healing instead of sitting on speed all game? Do Widows know that they aren't needed on attack? Do Hanzos still tell people to go healer and then scream at you when you tell them Hanzo isn't needed on Illios?
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>>148826246
>How do I wall grind
Step 1 - Open Steam
Step 2 - Buy "Jet Set Radio"
Step 3 - Beat that game, unlocking all of the characters that offer themselves up on your first playthrough.
Step 4 - Study the fuck out of every single OW map and practice when able.
Step 5 - If you're not good at it at this point just fucking play Mercy 24/7 because you'll never be good.
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>>148826384
Paint.NET.

Digitalstrip is a good font that most manga translators use.
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>>148826241
At this point there's no shipwar going on just yet.

More like an enthusiastic round of hammering out the details and speculations.
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>>148826487
JSRF is the better game, can the dreamcast be emulated ?
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>Played healer for too long
>Can't aim for shir anymore
>Try to play a dps but keep dying to anyone I face
>Switch to Lucio at the end do I can get decent stats
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>>148826273
And I'd argue it allows you to stay in the game while you're ulting because once you're done and you get your triple or whatever you're free to maneuver around and finish off any tanks you severely damaged. While with junkrat you're frozen for 10 seconds trying to navigate the loud ass tire safely to a kill. The noise it lets off and the audio cue give off your position and allows a competent player to find you and kill you before you've delivered the bomb. In my experience at least.
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>>148825643
Reinhardt only has a boner for justice.
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>>148826241
The only canon ship is Reinhardt+Ana
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>>148825236
>>148825334
>Platform makes a difference in 20 tickrate

Don't be stupid
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>>148826484
not before +60 they dont
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>>148826119
if it's an aimbot why does it over aim on the lucio that this is meant to show us locking on.
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>>148826487
>>148826367
Thanks, but to be specific, what are the advantages exactly? Is it faster than his running speed? How long does it last? Does it boost his damage/buffs while reducing his hit box? Do I get added Ult Charge?
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>there are people right here in this general failing to get to rank 50
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>>148826246
I mostly shoot at enemies from how high up you can get with wall ride. Tall hallways are your friend as you can usually to gain elevation. Also don't forget you can Speed aura: Amp up>Wallride away around a corner. And don't die if you get pushed into the Ilios pit; you can wallride out.

If anything you can force the enemy to choose between shooting you and your allies.
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>>148825686
yes and no. Some of the various wikis report dialogue options the others dont report. In all cases the 76/ana interactions outnumber the others. Plus 76 doesnt sound like a grumpy old man when he talks to Ana. here are the links http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Ana/Quotes
http://overwatch.wikia.com/wiki/Ana/Quotes
http://dilsency.tumblr.com/post/147533796988/interaction-with-ana
there is also one where Ana complements 76s shooting

I think it is possible Pharah might be there kid. Maybe 76 and Ana kept there relationship on the down-low in fear that terrorists might kill there daughter. They were both in charge of the Overwatch. It would make Pharah a vulnerable target.
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>>148825923
>someone else posting a lucio d.va pic
I guess /owg/ is an ok place after all
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>>148826241
It is so weird that those three are the youngest characters who aren't robots or time-stuck limeys.
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>Doing placement matches
>I'm only one who will go tank or support while attacking, rest of team is made of soldiers, pharahs, and genjis
>Pick Lucio instead of Tracer
>Fighting with team when I notice none of them are pushing the cart
>Decide to go push cart and tell them to group up
>They say they will report me for not healing them
>After we lose other team talks shit about how I was never in teamfights healing
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Ya boi back at, trying to get you chumps to come play the game with him. He even hooked up his shitty mic last night.

Come on you goofy fucks: Virgil#1666
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>>148826484
>does it get better
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>>148825823

>implying I don't carry my team as Junkrat
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>>148826384
Be good with photoshop?
>>148826558
Yeah. Best thing to do with junky's ult is to bomb jump up somewhere and drop it down on the enemy team, same with reaper's ult.
>competent players
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>>148826530
Here are 5 details that support Pharah+Mercy:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
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>>148826727
t. rank 35 mvp
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>an entire class of worthless heroes
>offense heroes do a better job at defending
>no mobility or tankiness = no win
THANKS BLIZZARD
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>>148826781
Well, there's hardly anything to support any ship, so gameplay synergy is a perfectly valid reason to pair them.
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Describe an Overwatch hero with one word and we try to guess

>Glory
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>>148826545
JSR for PC has better translation to OW wall-grinding skill due to similar reflexes and input required.

>>148826589
Wall-riding makes it significantly harder for enemies to track you and hit you simply because you're travelling in an atypical manner. It also helps you cut corners and get shortcuts where most other characters can't.

Wall-riding is fairly slow unless you're in Speed Song, although you can use this to your advantage by switching songs in the middle of a wall-ride (enemies that may have been leading a shot will now find you somewhere different than predicted due to your change in speed).

It doesn't have a direct mechanical benefit and is entirely tactical.
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Does Overwatch have any sort of trial/demo? I liked Team Fortress 2 but I don't want to drop $40 before trying the game. For all I know this is nothing like TF2.
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>>148826243
Is this real?
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>>148826661
>If anything you can force the enemy to choose between shooting you and your allies.
>that glorious fucker that contests the payload by wall riding on it erratically
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>>148826623
t. just got to rank 50
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>>148826530
Phara and mercy is dumb
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>>148825271

My wife hates it when I play reaper. She just doesn't get it, she's such a conformist prep.
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>>148826842
Junkrat and widow are somewhat meta and have mobility.
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>>148826874
Actually I'm freshly back at 75, anon.
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>>148826842
>offense heroes do a better job at defending
Ha ha ha
No
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>>148826842
they're fun to play in qickplay
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>>148826842
>Torb and Junkrat
>Useless
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>>148826850
Reinhardt

>Jiggly
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>people complain about the age discrepancy between Pharah and Mercy
>forget that shipping D.Va with anyone has the same problem
>even the second youngest human is six years older than her
fuck that, all pairings have the same problem,
even Ana and Soldier:
Ana is sixty and soldier is fourty-nine
Roadhog (48) could be Junkrat's dad
Zen is 20 and Genji is somewhere is 35 (I think)
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>>148826872
This is why I love Lijiang Tower. Once I get in The Zone there's no fucking touching me without sacrificing your ability to deal with my teammates.
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>>148826842
>Implying Mei isn't GOAT on payload maps with narrow corridors
>Implying Symm isn't GOAT until the first cap is lost
1 free (You) for you
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I've been working on making "opportunities" lately and I feel it's been helping my teams more than just charging into the meatgrinder or spamming bullets. Is this what it feels like to get better?
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Literally everyone knows that the only good ship is Junkrat and Mei.
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>don't play for 3 days because new shows on Netflix and work etc
>get back on
>rusty as fuck
>bronze medal erreywhere
>always like to "play until I win" when I want a quickie
>lose 4 games before winning one
>it wasn't close losses either, literally stepped over like a fallen roadblock sign
>every teammate was a complete retard

UGH
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>>148826869
Yes, it's footage of Surefour playing in a tournament.

Here he is in a Titanfall tourny
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>>148826851
>It doesn't have a direct mechanical benefit and is entirely tactical.

Thanks.
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>>148826526
Thanks m8 when I get bored of going against stacks I'll post the result for you guys to laugh at.
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>>148826946
Roadhog

>edgy

>>148827005
no, it's Junkrat/Mercy
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>Win % as DPS
>87%
>74%
>70%
>65%
>Win % as healer
>43%
>40%

What am I doing wrong
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>>148822779
if the anons who were talking about genji x mercy earlier weren't lying or wrong, then it'll probably be them.
both pharah and mercy, and genji and mercy are shit, but the latter is at least a tiny bit less shit.
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>>148826842
symmetra isn't defense though, she's support. she should be defense but she isn't.
also all those characters are played in competitive matches except for mei and bastion. you just need to play them in the right situations.
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>>148825625
>(even if it means saving people that really ought not to be saved)
Explains Widowmaker's lines to her when getting healed/buffed and rez'd.
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Goddamn, finally. Game just finished downloading. What do I need to (over)watch or do first before I start up the game?

All I've seen so far are the theatrical Disney trailer, the 'Alive' short, and the baby Winston trailer with the Halloween witch Mercy, and some of the in-game trailers for the heroes, and whatever lewd fanarts you guys have posted. Do I need to look up any comics or side stuff before I jump in or will the game take care of the lore for me? I haven't been this excited for a game since Skyrim was first announced. Even built a brand new PC last week just to play this game, along with Fallout 4 and Doom. Feels like Christmas, fampais. I almost don't want to fire it up yet until I calm the fug down first and take some time to reflect. I have the biggest stupid grin right now, I just can't hold it in anymore.
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>>148826246
One neat tip is that you can contest the point at overtime for as long as you're within the area.

Spam space along walls and around the payload with speed boost on. If you're low on health, switch to heal and amp it up, and then switch back.

You'll be surprised to find how hard it is for the enemy to aim at lucio while he's on speed and dancing two floors above the point.
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>>148827074
you're good at a role most people aren't. Good job champ
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>>148827041
Swear to god you ungrateful little shit, I made that fucking picture for you already and you still ask for people to do that shit.

And I didn't even hear a fucking thanks from you.
You don't deserve that anyone helps you.
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>>148827074
Sounds like your team is letting you down
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>>148827005
There's not a lot of art, but what's there is comic gold.
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>>148827072
Reaper

>Twelve
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>>148827074
Dude you aren't getting above 45% healing without the game ending instantly with your and specifically Heal Song: Amping Up. In this case twice i suppose.
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>>148827127
Let me just step on your boner and say that the game is not what the hype would have you believe. It has serious, serious design issues and a gamut of technical problems like 20tick and lack of projectile interpolation.
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>>148827074
>Suck at all DPS except McCree but great at healer
>Win % as DPS is 64%
>Win % as healer is 35%
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>>148827195
Widowmaker

>doritos
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>>148826239
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g
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>just rode the pillar in Lijang KotH as Lucio for literally 5 minutes of overtime

whew! we did it reddit!
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>>148821154

>go 8-2 in placements
>ranked 62
>after that keep getting literal trolls and drooling retards
>duo queue goes hanzo because other guy on the team asked one of them not to play hanzo and refuses to help
>another game has a guy pick symmetra because he's angry at our tracer and lasering spawn
>5 game losing streak

Nice meme
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>>148824082
i don't think she's actually 37 but i don't know why they would state it as that. in the few official images we have of overwatch in its heyday, she looks pretty similar to morrison or reyes in age.
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>>148827127
Metzen (the main writer at blizzard) is a hack and the lore has jack fuck to do with the game.

> I haven't been this excited for a game since Skyrim was first announced.
So you just get suckered into every thing that's advertised.

It's a decent game, at least.

It'll (hopefully) be a lot better a year in.
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>tfw can't pick an attack hero to main since you are bad with all of them
>tfw top tier at all other roles
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>>148821154
>Be only tank on team in nepal
>Enemy team is 2 reaper, zarya, lucio, and 2 genjis
>everyone is dicking around outside of the point
>Fuck you pussyfarts D.va right in that shit and spam Group up like a mad man
>Nobody fucking gets on the point its still me charging in trying to initiate a take over but die almost instantly
>My teams mercy sticks with me whenever I respawn and trys to help me in the fire fight.
>we lose all 3 rounds because of the amount of pussies on the team

You know what sometimes you healers ain't all bad. Fuck sakes you know shits bad when you know your mercy has more balls to enter a fire fight than the rest of the team.
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>>148827189
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>play of the game
>they have their ult ready
>they never use it and it's just a mundane play
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>>148827309
more like

https://youtu.be/qytdp4obq9g
>>
Is anyone else starting to hate all of the maps? I hate Nepal especially.
>>
>it's a "Hanzo main thinks he's good but doesn't play PTR because the new hitboxes mean no free kills" episode
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>>148826795

>I have to compensate by shitposting cause I can't handle counters
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>>148827376
>that Lucio that uses his ult every fucking time it's ready

No you fucker, you wait until you push in / they push in and then activate it when everyone's together.
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>cozy feel when you only play the classes that are guaranteed not to be nerfed, yet are still good enough to carry every team

Who /tracer and pharah main/ here?
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>>148827420
>you can't wait to bathe in the tears of hanzo "mains" who will become utter shit once their character gets fixed

das it mane
can't wait
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>>148827216
>gamut of technical problems like 20tick and lack of projectile interpolation
I don't understand most of those words but if the gameplay/lag is at least equal to or better than Ghost in the Shell: First Assault, then I'm still 100% satisfied with the purchase.
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>>148827274
It was McCree
D.va

>Mayhem
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>>148827491
My african american brethren
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i want to hug d.va
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>>148827485
I did this the first time I played Lucio. I also thought I needed to shoot people to heal them
>>
How do you guys get over ladder anxiety?
i'm too afraid of having a bad team and lose all my progress and eventually get mad
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>>148827410
The only map I hate is Anubis because it's always a stomp.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5HOXfo-UO0

This
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>It's a your team keeps charging in and feeding their ults episode
>Everytime you're about to kill someone they ult and wipe you
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>>148827541
Junkrat

>Time
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>>148827410
I wish there was more of them. That's my issue.

Like the museum from that teaser cinematic.

That could be fun.
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>>148827563
What's up with this thread repeating the same shit every fucking day?
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>>148824424
How do morning hamburgers taste?
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>>148826842

Symmetra has her uses on defense. Every Defense hero is very situational, which is why they are rarely picked in tournaments. When I see Junkrat, I can't help but think "Why not just play Pharah?"
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>>148827148
Jokes on you I did say thanks m8 someone else made another translation that flows slightly better.
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>>148827613
They're incoming. 4 are in development, with one almost done.
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>>148826557
I had this problem too, anon. Just keep at it, your aim isn't going to get better without practice. Check your mouse sensitivity too.
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>>148827563
It's a fucking video game. Nobody fucking cares about your rank. It will never ever ever help you in any way in your real life or your virtual life. If you're still having fun with the game keep playing, if you're bored fucking stop. If you're playing this game for a rank then you're playing for the wrong reasons anyway.
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>>148827485
>lucio on the other side of the map uses his ulti
>oh great our lucio is retarded
>he gets a triple kill
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>>148827652
>They're incoming. 4 are in development, with one almost done.

Hooray!
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>>148826697

This is what happens when you do your placements at level 25
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>>148827680
This anon speaks all of the truth known to OW.
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>>148827604
Tracer

>Geometry
>>
Tell me your 20tick stories
>>
>its a you get the potgm but your too busy talking smack to the other team episode
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>>148827127
The lore means nothing in-game.

Try out every hero in the firing range so you get a grasp of how their abilities work.

Reinhardt is a good beginner class as you have plenty of health to check out where your teammates and enemies will go in a map.
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>>148827347
>So you just get suckered into every thing that's advertised.
Skyrim is a masterpiece and even better when it's fixed with mods. The only game I was legitimately excited for before then was Halo 3. I don't get hyped that easily. If Fallout New Vegas 2 gets announced, I'm gonna add it to the list. And I was a huge fan of Doom 2 in second grade.
>>
>>148827410
The maps are fucking awful.

Way, way, WAY too many choke points.
The defense has the high ground 99% of the time on non-KOTH maps.
They flow extremely poorly, way too much random cover in unneeded areas but a lack of it on the attack side in others.

Fucking tons of places for people to camp and abuse with little chance to counter.

Honestly some of them would be fine if they were other game modes but they're not.
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How do I piss off Koreans?
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>>148827491
Tracer/D.va bro here

We gonna make it Pham
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>>148827690
>lucio pops speed boost
>he runs into the enemy team
>punches somebody to death
>dashes out before they can kill him

A B S O L U T E
M A D M A N
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>>148821214
>be ana
>have ultimate
>junkrat is lvl 16
>tracer is never on the objective
>dva is a pussy
>lucio is a lucio

true suffering
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I haven't gotten any (You)s today, please send some...
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>>148827782
Call them Japanese/Chinese.
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>>148827739
I would press Q when I was playing as Winston to survive at the last second and hear him roar and everything only to find his body limp in third person after I blinked.
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>>148827782
say you are japanese
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>>148827760
>Skyrim is a masterpiece and even better when it's fixed with mods.
Skyrim is a pile of shit. It can be an entertaining pile of shit for an amount of time but it's pretty bad.

It can be made ok with mods.
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>>148827759
>Reinhardt is a good beginner class
Hm...any...uh...waifu version of Reinhardt? Tbqh I bought the game for the waifus. No offense.
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>>148827371
We all love junkrat/mei
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>daft frogmaus is a hip young musician of the year 2080
>but his stuff is pretty much just 00s-10s electronica

Is Lucio's music dadtronica?
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>>148827783
She's taller than you, Tracer.
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>>148827782
Say watashi wa
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>>148827782
>that comic

I always do that, they're chasing after me and I just jump in and wall ride. They think I suicided and instantly divert their attention elsewhere.
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>>148827816
fucking post the sauce pls, I have bad detective skills
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Blizzard, can we have options to skip post-game screens and go right to the part where it shows rating in Comp?
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>>148827782
>Are you Japanese
>"No I am Korean"
>So Chinese?
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>>148827816
Widow's SFM model creeps me out. It barely looks like her.
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>>148827865
Damn son, you could have invested that money into better games than this one if THAT is really your reason.
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>>148826241
Posting the only canon pairing in the game.
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>>148827865
>I bought the game for the waifus
Why did you buy the game then? Just jack off to the porn.

There aren't any good waifus in the game.
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There is absolutely nothing wrong with Omnics in this day and age. Anyone who criticizes them now are just living in the past. In fact, say "hi" to an omnic when you see them walking by. Invite them into your house for dinner even! They are friends, not toasters.
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>>148827739
>playing Tracer
>blink behind a wall at the last second
>phew glad I got away from that Roadhog/Hanzo/Widow/D.Va ult/whatever thefuck
>dead
>kill cam shows me gormlessly running towards danger like a fag
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>>148827782
>Korean men/women very handsome, almost as handsome as Japanese
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>Hanzo shoots you while you're behind cover
Please tell me he's getting nerfed
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>>148827872
Northstar?
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>>148827909
>2080
I swear the time frame for overwatch jumps forward a decade every time someone posts about it.

Wasn't it in 2060?
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>>148827990
>people talking about a 5 year age gap like it's a big deal
>no one comments on the 23 year age gap
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>>148827865
>I bought the game for the waifus.
Good luck, bro.

>>148827909
Styles and Fads come and go. It's possible that by 2020 people will be fans of techno and such instead of fish-plopping wubstep.
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>>148828075
His arrow hitboxes are fixed on PTR. No more flying logs. Hanzo shitters will weep.
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>>148828129
shh
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>>148827973
>>148828030
>>148828132
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>>148828075
His (horizontal) hitbox is being nerfed to actually make sense.

His vertical hitbox is still garbage.
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>>148827990
Roadhog is frequently annoyed by Junkrat and is just there because he's paid to be there.
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>>148828132
>Styles and Fads come and go. It's possible that by 2020 people will be fans of techno and such instead of fish-plopping wubstep.
This is some pure stupidity.
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>>148828191
>Wishing a dude good luck in finding his waifu is Reddit-tier nonsense.
No, anon, you are the reddit.
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>zenyatta is 20 years old
who writes this shit
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>>148828250
Not to feed Junkrat/Roadhog shipping, but if Hogger actually hated him he'd have left him by now.

There must be feelings...deeper than the ones presented.
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>>148828191
This isn't even good bait.

Here's your complimentary (You).
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>>148828302
How old do you expect him to be?

Omnics are a relativly new "lifeform" on earth.
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>>148828302
They're making it up as they go along. It's extremely obvious there is no real concrete lore laid out and they just make up character backgrounds on the fly for fan appeasement.
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>>148828378

Or you know, that humongous cache of treasure they found that they agree to split 50%.

Although Roadhog probably likes Junkrat more than he shows.

"Stay out of trouble"
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>>148828378
>There must be feelings...deeper than the ones presented.

It's a Brock and Rusty Venture kind of thing.
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>team cant even capture the first point with lucio ult on numbani
wow
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>>148828302
He was a robot presumably made 20 years ago.

He's 20 years old
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how do we feel about this?
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>level 147
>awakens a sleeping target

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao
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>mained Junkrat whole day
>whole team picks junkrat
>steamroll enemy team
Why is he so fun?
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>Play Lucio
>Listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrA7tLiSlJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIBLtzMKdng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtnD0is2S3Q
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>>148828483
>wanting to date junkrat
have fun dating an insane deaf man
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>>148827865
Wwith a lot of HP include D.Va and Zarya.

Muscular waifu Zarya's HP can regen, but you need to time your shield as it's on a cooldown unlike Rein's.

Not so sure how to make full use of tiny waifu in mech D.VA though.
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>>148826869
yup. Keep in mind that CS:GO players have been busted in the past for using similar hacks in competitive, and even LAN matches.
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>Some idiot manages to get themselves killed doing something.
>Idiot: "Worth"
>On all chat no less.

Is there any other word that reveals how absolutely trash a player is? Worth has got to be right fucking up there either way.
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>>148828242
>His vertical hitbox is still garbage.
KMS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MDLv7pNYMI
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>>148828483
Why Tracer though
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>>148828587
junkrat irl:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxvr0f2N144
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>>148827127
>what do I need to watch
Don't watch anything.
Don't listen to anyone's advice. Especially from people in the same team.
Don't play characters you like. Play characters that work. Hell, I think Mei is a shit, but sometimes you just have to be a massive cockblock to the enemy team.
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>>148828727
Because she's the best.
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>>148828483
Criminals always get the girls they want. One way or another.
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>>148828302
He's a robot, his age doesn't fucking matter. He could be 3 years old or a 100, it wouldn't change anything.
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Soo... When new patch goes live?
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>>148828483
>Super racist against omnics
>Actually nuked omnics
>Dating pro-omnic
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>>148826842
>symetra's win rate

Have you even played this game?
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>>148828770
I disagree but it's cool
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>>148828838
next tuesday
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>>148828483
Cute comic but
>tracer/junkrat

why
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>>148828789
>100 years old
>gaskets will leak for sure
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>>148828858
That's fine. Mercy is a good waifu too
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How many of you actually post on Reddit or Tumblr? If you do, you should go back (but I know you won't).
http://www.strawpoll.me/10774790
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>>148828893
Thanks. Kinda sucks it will take a whole week.
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>>148828931
considering has a goddamn robot, couldn't he easily have any part of him replaced?
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>Lucio is bad on defense.

Explain this to me, /owg/. I've yet to see the problem with him on any type of map.

Also: Gambler or Riverboat for McCree?
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>>148828839
>omnics
>a race
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>>148829019
After 100 years he will be 100% renewed.
Like cells, i guess.
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>play tracer
>blink to outside the enemy's spawn room and tag over their sprays

Anyone else do this?
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>>148829000
Nice digits
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>>148828483
>Junkrat liking any of the girls

This is literally not possible in any scenario.
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>>148829000
That's great post.

Really fucking on topic. You should make more strawpolls about Overwatch topics like - Trump or Hillary? Are cops racist? What is your favourite kink? What does Yoshis eggs smell like haha?

So many topics we could discuss, isn't it amazing?
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tfw you're finally ok enough at Hanzo to carry your team.
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>>148829175
i'm excite for an australia map
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>>148829224
I'm excited for everything to be upside down.
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>enter a match
>solider on my team: "ruski jest?"
OH GOD NO
>somebody replied that he is russian
>they proceed to start chatting in russian
>we lose
>those 2 were the hardest flamers in the match, when they started to flame in all chat, the enemy team even told them to chill out
The flashbacks of CSGO and dota 2 are coming back, hold me
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Why am I so bad at roadhog?
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>tfw you want to healslut but mercy is really boring

i mean at least milf ana is coming
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>>148829048
He's not bad on defense but I feel mercy is stronger due to the higher hps to top off tanks and revive is really useful because defense has longer respawns and a distance to walk back to battle.
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>>148829208
I know that feel except it's even more exciting because it's McCree and next week I feel like I'm gonna be unstoppable
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>>148829197
You use Reddit, don't you?
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do you think when overwatch characters are about to cum they say "MY ULTIMATE IS READY"?
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>>148829000
I've used tumblr for a few years for fan art.

I used reddit for a period of about 2 months earlier in the year since it was the only place people talked about a specific mobage.
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>>148826712
Nice game. Hope my Junkrat was good enough for you.
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>Activate Dragonblade
>Rules of Nature doesn't play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvEz29CT0Hg
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>>148828750
>Just a few months ago Reagan went to Russia and they flattered him into saying that the Soviet Union was not such a evil empire after all

>Meanwhile the Russians are preparing to move on Europe, both as a reason for bringing their own satellites into line and to gain lootable territory

>Russia boasts the facilities with which they hope to save up to 80% of their population in a full-scale nuclear war, I doubt that capability, but if it only saves 50% that will still leave 150 million soviets in a wasteland who could not survive without conquest

>rest of the video is about explosives, poison and bombs

HOOLEY DOOLEY!
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>>148826712
Are we doing comp or 'casual'?
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>friend is starting to do his me ooga team booga shit to me
>we have similar stats and my rank is consistently five or so above his
>he's not fun to play with anymore but it's still better than solo queue
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How many times did you fail to contest the point due to your obvious incompetence, /vg/?
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I was accused of trying to get a play of the game because I was playing Lucio aggressively. I never understood what was with this game and how ass blasted people get.
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>>148829387
Comp

>>148829347
Was fun, come back anytime.
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>>148828483
>junkrat/tracer

inc superior comic
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>>148829429
Sorry then, maybe later.
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POTG is cancer, it makes people throw games just to conserve their ult for a POTG situation.
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>>148829418
That's not even 20 tick, that's just horse shit.

You were on that point for most of a second.
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>slowly climb to 70
>make a mistake playing on a Sunday
>drop down to 58 because getting grouped with sub-60 shitters
>have to carry shitters for a whole week to get back to 70

Dear sub-70 shitters, please die in a fire
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>>148829048
It's not a super straightforward thing but basically the issue with lucio on defense is that he has issues with keeping single targets alive. Yeah his heal is great while boosted but it's consistent but it lacks strong consistent heals on a concentrated 1-2 people which is what good players do at higher levels because for every point/payload and map (except for the very end of them) trading kills heavily favors attackers due to how far away the respawn is for defense.

And while his ultimate is great it's not nearly as good as Mercys ultimate which is top tier up their with zaryas ult.

That said this can all be remedied by running lucio with a mercy and anybody that isn't a complete retard should know that it's stupidly good on defense.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_2EVMZeEtg&list=RDA_2EVMZeEtg
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>>148826697
>do placements
>pick zarya
>solo enemy team

problem?
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>>148827865
Any waifu in mind? Might as well try and give you some tips on those classes instead.
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Reminder
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I wish your career profile showed how many games you were in a group, so I can brag about getting to 76 with no group
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Is there a better skin?
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>>148829418

How would it even register the hits on Roadhog there.

Not even mid blink.

I'm confuse.
>>
Could Afro Samurai beat Genji in a fight?
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>>148829418
>Blow up everyone on point
>Corpses somehow push the payload forward
>We lose despite only needing to defend for 3 seconds longer and not even being in OT
OVERBABS?!
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>>148829274

Can only play it as the solo tank if you're boss hog at hitting the hook.

Pick strategy doesn't work well unless you're consistent.
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>>148829604

You went from 70 to fucking 58? Jesus anon. I feel for you
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>play McCree
>he still kills everything
>he still has the most fear-inducing ult in the game

Why is he getting buffed?
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>>148829791
Most likely not, if it's your own opinion.
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>>148830021

He's not preforming his "role" according to blizzard, which is killing Tracer and Genji.
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>>148829418
>That webm
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>>148829791
the masked ones, to use with the spit emote
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>>148829880
Yes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUwpjY3A23c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAnDfxEgIqE
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I want to be good at this game but I play on a shitty windows laptop and every time i go into battle the lag makes everything impossible what should I do?
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>>148829418
>blaming everything on tickrate
God, you're retarded
>>
>>148830208
Buy desktop.
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>>148830208
Anon, realistically, what kind of answer are you expecting? Do you think that we have some magical method of turning your potato into some sort of top-shelf, custom-built amazitop capable of running 5 instances of Overwatch, a twitch stream, and hack the Pentagon while running at a nippy 5 degrees Celsius?

Upgrade your hardware or find a lower-spec game. Try TF2.
>>
>>148830001

I was playing for a whole day hoping it would get better, but i kept getting paired with literal niggershitters
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I don't think I've ever seen a Winston with a legendary skin in the wild. Zarya too, but I assume that's because she doesn't have good legendaries.
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I want a ptsd old soldier daddy to fuck
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>>148830425
>I don't play competitive
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>>148830425
I've seen plenty of Zarya legendaries.
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>>148830094
stun>headshot>bodyshot

and they're dead desu
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>>148830425
I've seen a lot of winston legendaries.

Comparably few Zarya
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JUST STAND IN THE FUCKING IRIS
IF YOURE IN THE IRIS, SHOOT PEOPLE, YOU'RE GETTING HEALED
DONT RUN OUT OF THE IRIS WHEN I'M USING IT AGAINST A HANZO ULT AND DIE
JUST STAND IN THE FUCKING IRIS
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>let my friend try out Overwatch while I go out for ingredients to make some dinner
>tell him to just try play vs. ai or quickplay
>in the hour and a half it took me to go to the store and back he knocked me down to rank 37 from rank 50 because he wanted to try competitive

When asked why he kept going when he kept losing, he replied that he thought he could get better on the fly and make up any rank he lost me.
>>
>>148830485

Too difficult. Not even pros bother with McCree now.
>>
Anyone else think Soldier feels younger than Ana? Maybe it's because his voice actor is middle aged but Ana's is actually old.
>>
>>148830485
That's too hard for mccree mains. They need a guaranteed 100% kill on 21/22 classes in the game.
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>>148830398

I feel like the secret to ranking up is playing DPS. Healer/Tanks just don't make enough of a difference.
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>>148830557
Ana mentions that 76 looks good for his age, to which he responds some shit about chemicals getting pumped into him. He's basically Captain America
>>
>>148830549
Enjoy never getting out of shitter hell thanks to people who don't know what an objective is.
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>>148830624
>Healer/Tanks just don't make enough of a difference.
L U C I O
U
C
I
O
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;-;
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>>148830208
just play reindhart, lucio, torb, symmetra or winston.
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Pyromancer class when?
>>
>calibrated on rank 56 while playing D.Va
>fall down to rank 44 while playing other heroes
>now winning only with premades
>>
>>148826050
>be Junkrat
>place bear trap + mine combo directly in front of a health pack
>wait for bear trap to trigger
>wait two seconds just to give them the illusion of hope
>trigger concussion mine
>"[Anon] has eliminated [insert squishy hero]"

The best part is that they keep falling for it.
>>
>>148830672

Healers do not impact the game the same way DPS do. There is little skill variance( Low skill ceiling) So essentially two healers on different teams do not impact the game in any significant way.
>>
>>148829791
Yes the other color of that one
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>>148830675
>Day ~3650
>Mom finally shows up
>>
How do you bind a key to leave game?
>>
>>148830727
Never. Mei fills that niche.

Besides, Pyros are just boring shit that centralize the meta.

t. Spy main
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>>148830754
>There is little skill variance( Low skill ceiling)
L U C I O
U
C
I
O

how many times do i need to repeat this, you genji/reaper/hanzo shitter
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>>148830754
There's no way you're this retarded

Like. Wow
>>
Should the next hero be offense/defense/tank?
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>>148829418
We doing this again?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468759075563.webm

Its your Internet dude, get it fixed
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>>148830549
unless he was somehow able to lose you multiple ranks per loss i don't believe your story.
>>
>>148830808
Macros
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>>148830094

How is he supposed to kill Tracer and Genji?
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The hunter lays a trap for his prey.
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>>148830771
>Gambler
>better than Riverboat

Shit taste
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>>148830884
see:
>>148830485
>>
>>148830847
(You)
>>
>>148830819
>>148830847

Let me put in a fucking simple way so you retards can handle it.

healing is easy. It's fucking simple. There is no "Skill" in healing. You click on people, you press E every so often. That's it.

DPS has way more skill involved. There is no way for a Mercy to "heal better' to make up for a DPS's lack of skill. DPS win games, Healers support DPS

Get it?
>>
How to fix SPAMZO

Add more of an arrowdrop to hanzo
Or
Cannot deal crit shots
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>>148830810
Fuck you stop comparing the previously most fun class in the game to the most boring class in this one.

One can only hope the upcoming revamp makes them not actual garbage.
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>go to round 5
>barely lose in overtime
>lose a full rank

uhh blizzard?
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>>148830894
DON'T MOVE!
>>
>playing lucio on koth
>everyone healed up and defending, enemy team dead
>leave to harass a bit with sonic speed boost
>get back here mate you're a support
>don't die, come back after 30 seconds of everyone being shit and missing
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>>148830951
>There is no way for a Mercy to "heal better'
L U C I O
U
C
I
O
now you're doing it on purpose baka
>>
>>148830951
DPS is easy. It's fucking simple. There is no "Skill" in DPS. You click on people, you press Q every so often. That's it.
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>>148830973
you lost, faggot. You want a participation medal or something, loser?
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>>148830859
>Its your Internet dude, get it fixed
>On the point for most of a second
>20 tick is a literal issue and not a meme
>J-just get better internet!
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>>148830850
Doomfist Tank plz
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>>148830094

>He doesn't perform his role
>Which apparently is using ranged damage to suppress hanzo and widowmaker

Blizzard, fixing McCree isn't complicated, you're just inept.

He's already getting a bit of play in pro games, and he's not as bad as people insist. He just need a small push in the right direction.
>FtH fire rate buffed from 1s to 0,7s to accurately match flashbang
>fth can be interrupted by melee
>Peacemaker damage is now 70-40. The range increments are slightly buffed, 20 to 30 units (so he deals his max damage at up to 20 ranges, then it decays normally but the minimum damage is slightly better, 40 damage).

In my personal opinion Deadeye shouldn't refund, but such a change should probably be accompanied with a global rules change for how ults are refunding (because its bullshit that they get a refund if I'm too good at shutting down their ult).

40 minimum damage affects McCree's thresholds at max range. 40*5=200 and you are looking at a minimum off three shots (80+80+40) to kill someone past 30 units.

The fact that fth now accurately syncs with flashbang will make it easier to kill stunned 200hp targets.
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>Literally 1v6'ing on defense
>I die ONE TIME to insta-kill bullshit and we lose

Great game, Blizzard.
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>>148830932

Stun doesn't last long enough to viably do that. It's not even a skill thing, the gun literally doesn't shoot fast enough to do that before Tracer warps away/timewarps or Genji puts up deflect. He's significantly better vs anyone without an easy escape because FTH is so awful and peacekeeper doesn't fire that quickly.
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Let's try something.

>Favorite Skin
>Favorite Highlight Intro
>Character you have most play time as in Comp
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>>148831002
Outta my face, ya drongo!
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>>148830951
DPS doesn't require skill either, dumbass. Point, click, kill, congratz! We did it!

Except most of you fuckers seem to fail even at that.
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>>148830973
>steamroll enemy team
>one of them leaves 1 minute before the end
>1/10 of a level up
Thanks, Blizzard.
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>>148831051
The point not being contested isnt a tickrate issue though. Its a ping issue
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>>148830850
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ARE WE GETTING ANA THIS WEEK????????????????
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>>148829901
why weren't you contesting it if it was so close to being capped.
someone was probably just hiding behind the cart lol.
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>>148830951
You're one of a kind, you know that.

The only thing that takes skill in overwatch is teamplay

I don't need 40 hours of practice to land 76's helix rockets
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>>148831148
If he can fail at it then it isn't easy then is it. You literally can't fuck up as mercy or lucio unless you unbind left click or q. I've won games without healers. I've never won a game without DPS.
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When did PoTG stop making sense?
In a game with TWO solo teamkills, the PoTG is a 3 piece rip tire
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>>148830951
Even if DPS is more skill-involved (and I'm not confirming nor deny that), you're dumb if you actually think that healing, skilled or not, isn't fucking invaluable and will vastly impact a team.

In an attempt to prove how retarded you are, I will now direct you to the competitive metagame, which dictates that Duo Support (usually Lucio+Mercy) is one of THE strategies to use in literally every match. Lacking this information means you either do not play competitive or do not pay attention to competitive strategies, which invalidates your opinions on the subject, as they are poorly-informed.

Also, skill means fucking nothing in a competitive game with a constantly-shifting power balance. You play the characters that are best for the situation that have the greatest payoff for the least amount of effort and skill involved, or you're intentionally gimping yourself in a futile attempt to feel superior.
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>>148831262
>I've never won a game without DPS.
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>>148830951
Not even this guy, but we usually win with good Mercy.
Heels, DPS, and resp.
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>>148831084
>any fix not involving removal of Fan the Hammer

Into the trash it goes.
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>>148830965
He doesn't need to be fixed he's one of the weakest heroes. The only bullshit he has is scatter arrow but it's the only reason to pick him.
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>>148830727
Game could use a Stoker tbqh.
AoE slow burn/poison DoT that clears entrenchments.
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>>148831120
>Imp from Mercy
>Reinhardt's achey breaky back one, whatever the fuck it's called
>Reinhardt & Lucio
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Gunslinger with two revolvers when?
Ability involving ricochet bullets when?
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>>148831337

I'm all for replacing fan the hammer with projectile ricochets that you can use to indirectly attack people around corners, but we all know that's not going to happen.
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>>148829274
You think that's bad?
Check this out home-skillet
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Just had a level 137 Hanzo main realize that he's trash without broken hitboxes
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>>148831262
>You can't fuck up as a healer

Best bait all day
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>>148831262
>he's never gone double lucio/zarya/winston

Oh anon.... you haven't lived.
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is deadeye the most useless ult in the game?
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>>148831337

>Fan the Hammer (Peacekeeper alternate fire) removed.
>Flash Bang now instantly draws a bead on the target's head and fires. If multiple people are stunned, Peacekeeper automatically targets the character with the lowest maximum hp.

Fixed in all respects. Can no longer reasonably kill tanks, can kill squishy characters with ease, and can one-shot Tracers and Genjis if he hands his skillshot on them. Don't like it? Come up with a redesign that prevents him from being useless outside of enclosed hallways and from killing everybody on the enemy team.
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>>148831450
Twelve shots.

This time, I've got twelve shots.
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>>148831120
Posh Tracer/Paragon Reinhardt
Serious Business Tracer
Lucio
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>>148831503
No, stop using it for epik potg multikills
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>>148831503
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>>148831231
I'd just been killed defending the point from a random Genji who died right after I did. The entire rest of their team was dead/halfway across the map and they were just as surprised as we were that they won. They were positive that they'd lost it.

>>148831450
>Ricochet
>Blizzard can barely get regular shots to work properly without turning arrows into logs.
I'd love that, too, anon, but it'd never work.

>>148831503
Maybe, but even then it's useful to scare people off. Even if they've got no real chance of dying, people will still flee open areas so they can't get High Noon'd.
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>>148831385
yep, because attack isnt favoured enough as it is
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>>148831120

>Yeti Hunter Mei
>Going Up!
>Soldier: 76
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>>148831480
hanzo's hitboxes were never broken its just how he's balanced
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>>148831659
t. Hanzo main
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>>148831527
Blizzard seems to have completely given up on the idea of having mccree be a CQC specialist.

They want him back into his old early beta role as a mid range killer.
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>mfw redditards think that pharah would have a relationship with another woman when it would literally get her killed in her own country
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>>148831120
>Lone Wolf
>Barrage
>Roadhog
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>>148831527

>Come up with a redesign that prevents him from being useless outside of enclosed hallways and from killing everybody on the enemy team.

It's called not being shit at aiming

t.McCree main
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>>148831694

He's really good as a mid-range killer. Like a more bursty S76, but he just lacks any sort of midrange utility.
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>>148831737
But Islam is a religion of peace.
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>he plays ranked for le gold scheme

why
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>have had a shit night
>all kinds of toxic reaper mains and connection issues
>go down 4 ranks
>go up from top 29% to 18% in healing per minute
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i want a sexbot zenyatta skin
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>Play of the game
>Mercy floating to her death, and McCree shooting her because no one else is around

BRAVO
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>>148831503

More like one of the best, but otherwise I agree with you.
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>>148831813

I do pretty well on McCree. It's not that he's bad at killing people, it's that he has zero utility since Blizzard keeps removing the things which make him more than "dude with a revolver that hits pretty hard."
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>>148831813
Requiring actual skill that other heroes don't mean that hero will rarely be picked, which will tell Blizzard that something is "wrong".
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o-oh..
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>>148831737
>Thinking homosexuality will even be a thought on anyone's mind by 2060
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>>148821618
>KOTH
>we already have a Reaper and Lucio
>just_as_planned.jpg
>proceed to go Junkrat and practically headbang in the objective as I jump around swinging with the fire button held down
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>McCree getting buffed

https://my.mixtape.moe/cdjear.webm
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>>148821618
>lucio main
>koth
>get mvp for wall riding and right clicking on genji
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>>148831120
Devi and I thought I was gonna main her too, from what I saw in the beta
Torb riding his turret
Pharah
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>anyone who's not completely broken is unviable in the meta

why are "esports" players such shit
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>>148832023
Of course it won't, because all homosexuals will be executed as soon as it's known that they're homosexual thanks to the Islamic conquest of the entire world.
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>>148821618
>>Move slowly so one step out of position and I get blown up
You move the exact speed as every other class in the game except Tracer.
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>at the end of a match some guy gets in chat to talk trash
>"soldier and junkrat you're both so terrible it hurts"
>I'm Junkrat but I don't respond
>Soldier politely asks what he did wrong
>"your fucking job was to take out turrets and you never did your job the whole match"
>the guy talking trash was playing Pharah
>I didn't have enough time to defend the Soldier player in chat
>meanwhile nobody got mad at the Mercy player who switched to Torb on attack halfway through the match
I'm tired of this game and these people
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>>148832043
his buff isn't a retard magnet. He'll get played but it won't be like pre-nerf mccree.

>>148832023
It probably will be considering what's happened over the course of the last 60 years in that part of the world. You can't assume that just because the West has largely stopped caring that Islamic states will find it acceptable. If that was the case then Islam would be much closer to Christianity in regards to how it operates.
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>>148831694

I'm fine with him being a midrange killer, he sort of already is. Combat roll is also an excellent tool for adjusting your spacing so you stay at your sweet spot.

His current range is already pretty good for midrange, and hard cc is so strong that you sort of can live with the rest of his kit being slightly weaker. The problem is that he's slightly too weak outside his ideal range. The problem with McCree in PTR though was that they turned him into a long range killer instead, which was a massive overkill.
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>>148821645
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>>148831120
>Favorite Skin
Stonehardt
>Favorite Highlight Intro
Zenyattas Harmony and Discord
>Character you have most play time as in Comp
Mercy
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I ran into a fucking Symmetra main. shit was weird
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>>148832131
Winston isn't completely broken and is 100% viable in the current meta even if there's a roadhog and a reaper in literally every single game.
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>>148832023
>thinking that the western world is the same as the rest of the world
>thinking that faggots won't be executed in Muslim countries the same way they are now
>thinking that faggots won't be treated the same as they are now in literally every country outside of the western world
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>>148832196
>Islamic conquest of the world
>Omniggers not immediately eradicated
top wew

>>148832213
Unless WW3 happens I sort of doubt "religion of peace" will continue as it has been for the next 40-50 years.
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>>148832287
I wonder if this is how people react to me. Symmetra mains are pretty rare I suppose, but is it really THAT strange?
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>>148832207
The Mercy player probably saw the team was shit and no one was defending him so the least he could do was grief.
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>decide to check my stats for the first time
>most played is D.va
>highest winrate is D.va
>highest ks is D.va
>most eliminations is D.va

I didn't think I hardly ever picked D.va. I guess that time adds up
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>>148822123
Wait holy shit I didn't even realize the silver and gold portraits existed
I thought it only went up to 5 stars/500-600
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>>148832317
You're forgetting that Overwatch is set in a fantasy land where Islam isn't an extremely aggressive cancer.
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>>148832304
Winston's only been viable because of the meme team.

A single winston in a normal team comp won't do much outside of shitting on a genji who gets too cocky
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>>148832352
>maining somebody who is only good in roughly 1/6th of the game.
Yeah, pretty weird.
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>>148832383
LOL!

Game on!
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>>148831614
>Maybe, but even then it's useful to scare people off. Even if they've got no real chance of dying, people will still flee open areas so they can't get High Noon'd.
Been trying out McCree on the PTR and I've been doing this a lot. It really isn't a big deal since it only takes half the charge and you don't get to use it fully that often anyway.
Also people need to unlearn the Flashbang > FtH muscle memory.
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>>148831120
>Slipstream Tracer
>Hanging Around, Widowmaker
>Pharah
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>>148832352
seeing Koth and attack symmetras is puzzling. seeing teammates just not shoot her and her at full charge was too
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>>148831907

Claiming he has zero utility is plain falsehood though, he arguably has the most utility out of all the dps classes since flashbang and deadeye are both pretty utilitarian.
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>>148829284
Ain't nobody stopping you from Twinking out on Lucio's boipussy m8
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Oi, toxic players! :P Stop being so salty to other players :D Or else...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykesDO3uCWI
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>>148832352
yes, i can't imagine you'd get that much play time. the only place i wouldn't be surprised to see symmerta is on defence.
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I don't browse reddit, someone sent me this https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4ta9lc/i_went_over_all_available_voice_files_on_the_ptr/
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>>148832352
It's not often we get to speak with beings such as yourself.

I've only heard of symmetra mains in the tales my father told me as a young sprite
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>>148832392
>You're forgetting that Overwatch is set in a fantasy land where Islam isn't an extremely aggressive cancer.
Then that invalidates the original assumption of "Islam will purge all homosexuals".

Everyone's high on zen buddhism.
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>>148832317
>Unless WW3 happens I sort of doubt "religion of peace" will continue as it has been for the next 40-50 years.
Except every demographic says completely the opposite.
Birth and immigration rates show that islam will be approaching parity or majority in many western nations within this century. There is no secular progressive movement in islamic nations, no tolerant leftist's in saudi arabia.

Infact, WW3 might be the only thing that stops this shit.
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I just one one damn Legendary dammit....
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>>148832402
symmetra is good on defense
symmetra s good on attack
symmetra is good on payload maps
symmetra is good on king of the hill maps
Anyone who thinks otherwise is a shitter
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>>148832368
Should've gone Lucio then. We were moving the payload and not even doing that bad before he decided to grief.
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holy shit

i fucking hate this "moms" shit with mercy and pharah

and i wish they would leave best girl out of this

while we're at it, mccree is portrayed as a womanizer so he definitely isnt gay fucking tumblrtards
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It's really weird playing Ana. She actually does pretty good healing as long as you're landing your shots I've never played a sniper but I'm countering all the enemy snipers on the ranked PTR. It's frustrating trying to land her snooze button but a lot of fun being able to snipe from the back of the map to heal allies without having to worry too much about flankers.
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>assumed for months there was no difference for any of Junkrats legend skin voice lines
>unlocked Hayseed
>get potg with my usual "I'm Flying" intro
>the laughter is noticably higher in pitch and more insane sounding

Are there any other easy to miss Legend skin changes in the game?
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>>148832317
>Unless WW3 happens I sort of doubt "religion of peace" will continue as it has been for the next 40-50 years.
I'd suspect the opposite. What do you think will probably happen that will end the current state of affairs if not another world war in the next 50-60 years?
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>infinitely more rage inducing than tf2
>infinite amount of ways to get unavoidable one shot meme kills
>advertised as ebin e-sport therefore attracting the worst people in the world
>WAY lower skill ceiling than tf2, like brawl vs melee lower
>can't pick gamemode
>there's only 3 gamemodes anyway
>20 tick

Why the FUCK are you and I still playing this game?
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>>148832471
I'm not watching this dumb ass video.

He meme teams torbjorn and someone gets salty I guess?

>>148832494
Here's your goth tracer skin.
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>>148832419

Flashbang gives him a survival tool when someone closes on him. That's not utility, that's a survival cooldown. It's not even close to the utility that a massive aoe heal brings to a mid-range encounter.
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>>148832572
Cause people want to have fun
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>>148832572
Skinner's box
My life is pretty shit atm, brain needs pleasure
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>>148832394
Nigga what? I play as a lone winston at rank 68 and still do plenty of work unless nobody can deal with roadhog and he has free reign to cuck my shit up.
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>>148832572
quit anytime my friend

youll be a happier person when you realize people will like things you dont no matter what
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>>148831456
Imagine geometry duels with Hanzo
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>>148832572
Man can you imagine playing launch tf2 and having to deal with people not treating hydro like the bad joke it is?

I'm probably spoiled from playing the game 1.5 years after release. All the MAJOR kinks were gotten rid of and it was mostly just good updated and game improvements for quite a few years.
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>>148825139
>no one moving the payload
>just sitting there looking at it from a balcony
...why?
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>>148832023
So long as Islam is around it will be.
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>>148832557
if you have torbjorn's pirate skin, sometimes when you use the hello command he will say 'ahoy matey!'
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>10 games loss streak which was totally not my fault
>drop from top 5% to top 20%
nice ranking system, i really like
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>>148832409

When scrubs try out McCree they always use deadeye when literally everyone on the enemy team is standing next to cover and then they go "wooow, they just walked into cover".

Deadeye is easily top three ults in the game. If I were to rate them I'd probably go
>Death blossom
>Dragonblade
>Deadeye
>Tank form
>Barrage (in b4 some scrub complains he always dies when he uses barrage)
>Tactical Visor
>Wheel
>Pulse bomb
>Whole hog
>Ryuga waga go fuck yourself
>Self-Destruct (will move up post-patch)
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>>148832601
The enemy team got """salty""" and """""toxic""""",so torbjorn team decided to report AND give it hot and strong...
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>>148832685
>if you have torbjorn's pirate skin, sometimes when you use the hello command he will say 'ahoy matey!'
I'm literally buying this skin right fucking now.
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>>148832684
Well Islam doesn't seem to exist in Over world, so
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>>148832557
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kxyrj-tBq3-ZCmZp-F3iF3MbkNZiXmvbALd4NczEiTc/edit?usp=drive_web
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>>148832707

>Not wallhacks
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>>148832494
what level are you? how do you not have a single legendary
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>>148832729
he's lying anon
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>>148832707
>gravity bomb not in top 3

Nigger what?
>>
It's going to be a pain in the ass not being able to play Overwatch for at least a week until all the hype retards trying to play Ana calm down.
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>>148832742
Is that why Reinhardt's armor is called crusader?
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>>148832615

Flashbang can be used to kill flankers, interrupt certain ults, survival, bring down Reinhardt shield, stun Genji out of his deflect, stop evasive movement, finish off low hp targets, as a combo tool (flashbang cancels the melee animation backswing).

Deadeye can be used to kill enemies, to suppress enemies and to snipe enemies.
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>>148832536
>cowboy
>straight
sure anon
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>>148832841
Hero limits are going to be a thing so just pick her first and deny it to everyone else.
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>>148832786
He's not.
It's like a 20% chance.
I've even heard him say Shiver me Timbers a couple of times but i'm not sure what sparked it.
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Well, atleast it's SOMETHING ... right?
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I can only win with symmetra

send help
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>>148832317
>Unless WW3 happens I sort of doubt "religion of peace" will continue as it has been for the next 40-50 years.
It'll get worse as it becomes a bigger and bigger percentage of the European population.
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>>148832742
You're jumping through a lot of hoops here to justify your head canon, you look silly btw.Just respond with that's fine I like this ship and thats all I need, since there's only head canon to make it work trying to use logic looks bad.
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>>148821645
I once got a Symm POTG
by setting up some turrets at the entrance and walking away
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>>148832795
>>148832772

I said damage ults, not utility ults. Graviton Surge is easily one of the best utility ults, but its damage potential is pretty low (if Zarya is alone when she tries to ult someone she tends to get killed by the enemy team).
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>>148832572
because current tf2 competitive mode is unplayable, you literally cannot rank up ( or even lose rank if you somehow got it before ) because in literally every game people will leave ( no penalty ) and those games don't count. Everyone starts from the same "Fresh Meat" rank and everyone is still "Fresh Meat" because of it. Casual is a bit of a mess now, but at least its playable. General balance is shit, nuvalve < nublizzard, they literally couldnt make a proper comp mode in the timespan overwatch was done.
>inb4 literally
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>>148832572
Hanzo is the most annoying thing ever to me, if just because I keep getting killed by his arrows when I'm behind a wall. People are just spraying arrows into general areas hoping it works out.
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>>148832472
>playing symmetra on attack or koth
>sneak behind enemy team and place a turret in each passageway to slow them down
>work my way towards the point
>place my teleporter after 2 or 3 of my teammates die, then rush the point
>win
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>>148832841
Oh yea, thanks anon. Did not consider that.
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>>148832452
maybe if his frog skin was a pig or something

mercy has them heels as well
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>>148832962

edit: nevermind, I never said "damage ults". My bad. Go on criticizing me.
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>drop from 54 to 39
I have never known pain like this before
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>Hero Idea; Telekinetic and Math Wiz (Some sort of fukken nerd) designed to be Support close to mid range.

>Ability One: Catch Projectiles: Not like Deflect, Catches 3 seconds of projectile fire. (Hanzo Arrows, Junkrat Nades, Pharah Rockets, 76 Rockets etc)
>Doesn't catch Bullets/Energy
>Projectiles cease to be after a small amount of time.
>Small arc in front of character is the cast range so can stand in front of others or just do it by his lonesome and be effective.

>Ability 2: Lift-
>Lifts Enemy in the air for a short time and distance
>Cannot move or use movement abilities (Teleport, Jump, Fly, roll etc) while under effects
>Can still fire weapon and use other abilities.

>Ultimate: Telekinetic shock wave:
>Does Huge Knock Back in radius, think Lucio ult but, offensively.
>Blasts off a percentage of Shields and Armor but, leaves health untouched.
>Foes Under Lift go increased distance away from epicenter since no gravity keeping them stable.

>Weapon: Semi-Automatic Telekinetic Rifle:
>Standard Fire: CANNOT gain headshot damage, instead it does increased damage against Shields and Armor but, reduced against straight health.
>Secondary Fire: Full Clip required; Disables Enemy abilities for pre-determined amount of time. Can still use weapons, can still use movement abilities.

Thoughts? Stupid OP? Stupid Useless?
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>>148832536
McCree is probably down to fuck anything so long as he likes what he sees.
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>>148832985
hanzo is getting "fixed" next patch, alas 20 tick is here to stay. Like seriously, why the fuck wont they give us 60 tick for comp mode?
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Replace the word "Omnics" with Muslims and you got yourself a wonderful describtion of the next 40 to 80 years of human history.
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>>148832875

>stun genji out of deflect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOw-66zvY0o

>stop evasive movement

Sure

>bring down reinhardt shield

Shield blocks flashbang, you could try lobbing it over him but that brings you dangerously close to being pinned

>finish off low hp targets

as opposed to shooting them with your shooty gun?

>as a combo tool

He does poorly in close combat nowadays.
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>>148832907
It's the best Zen skin in the game.

Experience tranquility, anon.
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>>148833071
But anon, if they don't cut corners, how can the multi-billion dollar corporation stay afloat?
>>
>Kicked due to inactivity
>Didn't even load into the game

Season 1 is a total shitfest I can't wait until August.
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>>148833035
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>>148833110

Are you unironically rank 40?
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>>148832965
I don't even play comp tf2 because comp in all games is a joke, but there is a harsh penalty for leaving a ranked game.

The main reason the update is shit is they forced comp onto the entire game.
>>
>>148826119
Do you ever stop posting this
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>>148833163

I'm 58. You vastly overstate McCree's utility.
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>>148831120
>laranja lucio
>in the groove
>haven't played since placements, think it was zenyatta
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>>148833110
>stun genji out of deflect
just like throwing it above reinhardt, you can still stun genji if you don't throw at him directly and he can't reflect it.
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>>148825823
>not wanting to shut down genjis and tracers with zero effort and shit on enemies without being a sitting duck in the sky
can't wait until patches go live and pharah gets kebab treatment by any non-shit mccree or something
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Is overwatch anime?
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>>148833127
T-Time for t-tranquility, I guess.
>>
I hope the next hero is a younger one so PharMercy can have Dva as their child and Ana76 has someone else.
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>>148833269
Hey he's not as bad in the new patch.

Not like I ever play the guy, but you can do it anon. I believe in you.

We have to show off the best skin somehow
>>
>>148833192
they did fix the casual being "not casual" recently, you can join and leave however you want
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>>148832640
Winston is ok but you can't really 1v1 many heroes with him and expect to win except for Genji
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>>148833329
>>148833329
>>148833329
>>148833329
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>>148832729
He also starts some fights with "Run the shots across the bow!" or something to that extent. He has a few added lines, it's nice.
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>Join a game
>Load in
>Pick Hero
>2ms of Overtime
>DEFEAT

ok
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>>148833346
you're not supposed to 1v1 with winston, you're supposed to stick with your teammates and jump to the enemy team when they're low health and retreating for health packs
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>>148833346
I will 1v1 you as winston and you can pick any hero that isn't roadhog or reaper and win.
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>>148833197

Are you a support main or something? How can you not know about McCree being able to 100% guarantee a stun on Genji by throwing it over his head?

For that matter, how can you say someone who literally has a stun and only needs to tap head -> body is bad at close combat?
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>>148833446
Obviously not bastion too you cheeky cunts
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>>148833071
Didnt they originally tell people competitive would get 60 tick?

It's just between shit like that and how cheesy ultimates are, I'm losing a lot of interest in this game. Ubers in TF2 were one thing, but now everyone has something as strong as that. I'm tired of seeing people playing S76 that can't hit shit turn on an aimbot just so they can hit a floating Pharah.
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>>148831527

The fix for FoH is to have subsequent shots have diminishing returns with the first two hits having the highest damage. Let's him immediately gib Tracer and be able to deal with Genji a lot easier while preventing him from being a tank buster.
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>>148832786
he's not lying i have pirate torb.
he also says shiver me timbers.
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>>148832368
I always get called out when I do this. I'll drop into a game with and begrudgingly pick Reinhardt because no tank, then switch off to 76 when the team is too retarded to stand behind the shield.
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>it's a 2 tracer genji payload episode
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>Pushing onto the first point on Numbani
>Reinhardt walking up the street with his shield up
>I'm Soldier 76, sprint behind his shield so I can take out the Torbjorn turret
>For no reason at all Reinhardt drops his shield and charges at the point
>Is shot to pieces by the enemy team while the Torb turret kills me
>Fast forward to the last point
>Reinhardt keeps dropping his shield to throw projectiles at people and missing
>Enemy Widowmaker snipes our Mercy while Reinhardt is swinging his hammer at where a Tracer was 5 seconds ago

But why

Just use the shield

We can kill the enemies just use the shield

I don't understand
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>>148831503
It's a 1 shotting aimbot in the right extremely specific circumstances.

You know you're right though
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>>148831450
What is scatter arrow
>>
>>148832498
Symmetra is good on the first half of payload maps for defense.

She's okay on KotH if you can get all 6 turrets set up on the point, but still not very good.

She is bad on attack, except MAYBE if she can get a teleporter up just outside the last point or something to keep up pressure.
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HE IS MONDATTA
Omnic who was assasinated by Widow.
Know your meme, bakas
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>>148834791
he is a blight on the world regardless

all robots should be eradicated
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>>148835072
Zarya go home
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>>148826842
>Implying Mei wont fuck your shit up in maps with narrow corridors (a.k.a King's Row) any day of the week
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>>148827203
What
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>>148824175
doritos make your breath smell like shit
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