/twg/ - Total War General

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>>148831829
Rollan without Beastmen!

First for panzers are /twg/ approved.

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LORD OF THE BEAST AND AMBER WIZARD FOOTAGE TODAY

>beastmen can cross impassable terrain
>have invisible camps
>can ambush people

If they don't give Skaven the ability to colonize the sewers of cities then what the fuck will the Skaven have that Beastmen don't?

>Beastmen lords start in different areas of the map

I actually like this since it was annoying that all game starts- even for chaos- are in the same area

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>>148831829
>>148831926
Rollan with Beastmen

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>>148831983
I sure as hell hope so

>>148831889
>there are people who have played for more than 100 hours
>I'm not sure how
By not being a fucking casual or by actually enjoying every campaign instead of rushing through them like a try-hard.
I only have 220 hours though so I'm a filthy casual too still more playtime in one and a half month than Attila after one and a half year

>>148832250
>devote your life to this videogame or you're a casual

"no"

>>148832358
>devote your life to this videogame or you're a casual
I've been doing sports, my wife, 'work', miniature painting, pen&paper campaigns, playing ffx and other stuff.
What are you doing with your time anon?

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> Tomb Kings still not announced

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>>148832697
Have fun with your 20$ for half a shitty faction dlc :^)

ENOUG ENOUGH ENOUGH!!! I am tired of all you troll terrorists and cyber vermin on r/totalwar/ calling me a freaking hambone. I am not I repeat I AM NOT A GOD DAMN HAMBONE!!!! I'M NOT A FREAKING HAMBONE!!! GAHHHHHH!! Jesus fucking Christ my heart is beating like a freaking jack rabbit. I gotta calm my ass down. You fucking troll terrorists and disgusting cyber vermin are pissing me the fuck off.

>>148832549
>I've been doing sports

you haven't been doing any sports, have you anon?

>>148832019
stop posting this until it's released you cancerous cunt

>>148832845
Historical fencing and Freeletics, but only 2-4 times a week and could've done more. Got a bit lazy, you're right.

>>148832931
You're pretty angry

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Have you bent the knee to the Lord of the End Times today?

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>>148833151
>bending the knee to man-filth

it seems totally likely that chaos dwarfs and skaven will have their own shitty minicampaigns too
50 euros for game
120 euros for dlc

>>148832250
not that anon, but even though I really dragged some of the campaigns out on purpose I still only have 175 hours and at this point I am completely burnt out on warhammer

no way I'll be able to play more until some major new content is released

>>148833471
>chaos dwarfs mini campaign
Don't really think so, maybe the Black Orc rebellion.

>Skaven mini campaign
They're either an expansion faction when the dlc schedule really has changed or they'll be in a Karak Eight Peaks mini campaign

>>148833471
Skaven are going to have a mini campaign focused around the karak-eight peaks, alongside greenskins and dwarfs

But chaos dwarfs are just going to be a normal pack, as ogres come after them

>>148833512
I have the same problem now, but since it's only one and a half week until Beastmen it's not that bad. Haven't been playing games as excessively as when I was younger
Meanwhile I can focus on other things!

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>>148833471
>skaven
that DLC will be at least 30 dollars modeling rats is hard anon, designing a single unit card for the skaven will be more expensive then the art costs of every previous total war title combined

>>148833661
all you need to do is give goblins grey skin and black furcoat

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>>148833743
but you have to model guns and stuff, and to rename existing mechanics and pretend they are new! thats extremely costly, they have to charge at least 40$ to simply make the ends meet

>>148833471
Chaos Dwarfs no, I imagine they'll be one of the base factions for game 3.

I doubt Skaven will have one either, simply because I can't think of a good mini-campaign setting that'll have them.

>>148833967
it doesnt have to be good as long as it brings in money as it is stapled on the race

>>148833743
seriously though the doomwheel is going to be a bitch to animate especially if they add rats running inside it and have the thing randomly arcing lightning out the sides. If they claimed the jabberslythe alone would cost the same to model as an entire attila faction then the hell pit abomination would be a nightmare. I bet the skaven roster will be barebones as fuck and they'll add in clan packs.

>>148834069
CA have kind of shown that they care a lot about the setting and the lore they represent. I don't think they'd make a campaign if they didn't need to, especially since I imagine even they know how much work it would take to properly represent the Skaven WITHOUT a campaign.

>>148834094
But if you make new barbar faction for attila you just give them different beards and change the colours on equipment

>>148833967
A good campaign would be that instead of the usual zoomed-in map, the only place is Karak Eight-Peak, with multiple levels and differents battle maps depending if you're fighting in the dwarfen area, the goblin area or the skaven area

+ It would give dwarfs and greenskins 2 new LL : Belegar and that goblin with a giant squig

Guys... the Jabberscythe would have costed a lot to animate, can you cut CA some slack please?

>>148834489
The russian leak says that bretonnian and beastmen units will be sold alongside the wood elves DLC

>>148834489
Yeah, I'm just glad they made Charlemagne instead of the Jabberslythe.

I hope the Cygor didn't delay their next historical title more than six months.

>>148834627

what happened to the whole "no dlc for dlc" schtick?

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>>148833558
>Black Orc Rebellion
That actually might be pretty cool, imagine an entire campaign of nothing but street-fighting and sieges.

>>148833967
I'm willing to bet game 3 is going to be that Chaos Divided pack at full retail with Ogres added to bring it up to five "new" factions between the four gods and their daemons. Chorfs will be preorder DLC because Chorf players will pay any price to play the edgy manlets

Just finished my first Orc campaign, it was really easy and I have to say, incredibly fun.

Orc Units really are amazing, especially once you get to incorporate black orcs into your army.

I think pound for pound they are the best heavy infantry in the game

>>148834929
Oh and the sad thing, I only played with grimgor in one battle the entire campaign,I've autoresolved every single other battle due to multiple stacks

Fighting with multiple stacks just isn't fun

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>80 hours on TWW
>only played 1 battle involving an AI ally
>not a single defensive siege battle

I'm sick of those "3 doomstacks vs you" or "your best army vs a shitty garrison" battles

>>148834158
exactly.

>>148833631
Okay old guy you convinced me to play around a little, but I still have other stuff to do besides this

>>148834804
Guess I have a game to preorder in 2018 then

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>Invited to war: Top Knots
>By: Dwarves
>When I'm Greenskins

Welp, there goes all my hard work securing the southern south eastern badlands. Fuck you you orc loving stunty cunt

>>148835860
I have over 200 hours and I still have yet to fight a siege. Are there civilians and burning?

>>148836306
>playing 200 hours
>of anything

how the fuck do you not get bored? Does your life offer such little stimulation that point and clicking whilst looking at a fucking screen is preferable?

>148836383
Is this nigga serious

>>148834705
that was for the previous titles, the warhammer one is just too expensive! creating those extra units will cost as much the development of every other game ever combined

>>148836383
It's not like you have to put those 200 hours together in a single month anon, games can last years if you play one piece at a time. And TW of all things can take tens of hours to complete a campaign if you take it easy, I find it strange that you would complain about it here of all places.

>>148836306
>Are there civilians and burning?
of course not, moddeling civilians for the various races would have cost the entire GDP of the United Kingdom

>>148836383
he says on a fucking imageboard

Hi guys, CA member incognito here, if you guys have any questions I'd be happy to answer. Currently there are two factions in the office - one which wants to break up factions into multiple DLC packages so that development can be stretched out, the other wants to release full faction rosters for each of the DLCs but offer no additional content after

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Pretty Damsels mod when?

>>148836803
1st pls

>>148836614
>>148836726

This passive aggressive pushing of a not so funny meme isn't that great anon, you better stop

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>>148836815
RAPEABLE DAMSELS MOD WHEN?!

>>148836803
Tell whoever you can to release the tools to allow modders to import custom models into Warhammer already.

>>148836803

Surely it's obvious which one their fanbase wants right?

>>148836940
>TW fanbase
>being obvious in what it wants

>>148836996
>>148836940

I doubt anyone is stupid enough to think people won't be upset by breaking up factions into multiple DLC packages.

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>>148836895
when the real rapists join the fold.

>>148836803
Until the first expansion hits,stick with the first option

>>148837204
God damn I hate furries

>>148837074
>>148836803
Why not release multiple DLCs for each faction as they get done? If a few months down the line you decide to add that Jabberslythe thing or whatever, throw it in a 'Zany Weapon Units' DLC. As long as the price fits the content, who cares.

I'd pay for a DLC that added an advisor for each race other than the old bird man guy.
- sniveling goblin for Greenskins
- grizzled Sergeant for Empire
- snobbish noble for Bretonnia
etc.

I'm really insterested in buying TW:WH, but reading about the upcoming DLC made me think about holding it back for a while. If the DLC gets released, I'm pretty sure they will sell some kind of "pack" with the original game and the currenty releaced DLCs included - am I right?

Also, how's the game optimized? Would my GFs Laptop be able to run it with i3-5010U, 4gigs of memory and Nvidia 940M?

>>148837316
>As long as the price fits the content, who cares.

Because it's easier to charge more for less by breaking it into smaller parts and spreading it out. People don't like being nickle and dimed.

>>148837359
>having that shit of a computer

Tell you are gf to off herself (no of fence)

Also it could maybe run it on low, but not much higher than that. It's fairly well optimized, but not a miracle

>>148837204
Ink-Eyes <3

>>148836803
Where is proofs?

>>148837397
>Because it's easier to charge more for less by breaking it into smaller parts and spreading it out.
In this case you're talking about over-charging for less content, which isn't what I was saying. If a $12 Elf DLC gets broken into two $6 DLCs released a few months apart that's fine.

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>>148836803

>>148836909
This isn't going to happen for very obvious reasons, no one will buy our DLC ever.

>>148836940
It is clear which the fanbase wants, however,this does mean that our intervals for releasing DLC are going to be much more spaced out, and the individual packages themselves will cost more.

>>148837204
>Reddit Rats

>>148836803
Leave or remain?

>>14883735
there are older titles too you know

>>148837316
Bretonnia isn't playable in game though

>>148837459
Thanks, your post is as useful as a pile of dogshit

>>148837891
just like your GFs laptop

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>>148837204
>>148837504
MTG made me a furry

>>148837698
>This isn't going to happen for very obvious reasons, no one will buy our DLC ever.
Oh, I hadn't heard an official response on release of model-importing tools for Warhammer like every other Total War. Tell whomever thinks that releasing mod tools to the community hurts your bottom line that their views are objectively incorrect and hurtful to the company. On a side note, I didn't know what absolute shit-headed mother fuckers you guys were and will never purchase anything related to Warhammer Total War until there are model import tools available.

>t. previously loyal fan since Shogun I

>>148836803
here's your (You)

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>>148838117
>>148837928
>>148838048

>>148838153
Thanks, I was feeling depressed this evening so thought to myself, what better way to get attention than to post on /twg/ and harvest some of these sweet, sweet DLC tears

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>>148836383
Look at this casual, back to /v/eddit.

>>148838170
Not an argument.

Mod tools make a community and cause a game to be more popular than it would be otherwise.

Daily reminder that Dota2/League of Legends and Counterstrike started as mods to games and would have been impossible without mod tools.

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>>148838217
You're the hero /twg/ deserves, if I had one you'd get a floppy hat from me!

>>148838276
I wouldn't need 600 hours to do a legendary campaign with every faction in any of those games.

>>148838284

Warcraft 3 never had a model importer you fucking dingus.

>>148838276
>wasting some time to play video games
that's ok
>wasting all your time to play video games
you're a sad little guy, why not find something else to do that has some actual worth? says the guys posting on 4chan

>>148838276
>red orchestra
My nigga

>>148838284
I'm sure UNDEAD DEMIGRYPH WARRIORS OF KHORNE (SLANN CHOSEN) is indicative of a modding community that will spawn amazing games like DotA 2 AND csgo

>>148838326
mods.

>>148838402
You realize thats entirely subjective right? And I do many other things.

>>148838284
You should feel proud to know that Darth got his own game too then.

>>148838284
Which game was counterdyke a mod to?

>>148838567
Half Life

>>148838483
>You realize thats entirely subjective right?
NO, MY OPINION IS FACT! you're true but don't waste too much time on games

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HISTORY
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>>148836803
>break up factions into multiple DLC packages

This would probably be best honestly, would let you guys get feedback on what to work on for each package. Plus will keep people interested for longer if there's a constant trickle of content than just a big release every now and then.

That said what ever you guys do you need to make it clear what the plan is. It's not going to stop a lot of bitching but should calm things down more than being hush hush.

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>>148838672
AND FANTASY
LIVE TOGETHER
IN PERFECT
HARMONY

>>148838826

>over designed wow tier garbage

I finally see how CA is going to do it

They are going to get people back to history games by killing Warhammer.

Its fucking brilliant when you think about it. Warhammer is without a doubt the most engaging TW game ever, and no history game will ever compete. There is so little more they could do to make history TW games stand out in comparison, even if it was the most perfect amazing flawless history TW game ever it wouldnt come close to Warhammer.

So instead they will ruin Warhammer by releasing endlessly poor DLC lacking units and with shitty content no one wants like mini-campaigns to jack up the price.

CA are fucking brilliant.

>>148838402
>>148838483
Are you a wizard?

>>148838849
Don't be that rude to poor history armor, it just looks that way

>>148838849
Business as usual for germany then

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>>148838849
It isnt that much exaggerated.

>>148838865
>shitty content no one wants like mini-campaigns
I like them...

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>>148838879
No im 21 and got a gf of 1.5years.

If fucking Boogie has a gf theres no excuse for me not having one, that counts for everyone pretty much.

>>148838672
>Byzantines
Not Roman

>>148839037
but does anyone like you?

>>148838879
dunno if you're talking about me but 28 and married for 3 years

>>148839215
I-I don't know, do you like me anon-kun?

>>148831926
roll

I gifted Total War Warhammer to an anon here and after 3 days they blocked me from their friends list :(

>>148839403
Give me a copy? I won't do that :3

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>>148839403

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>>148839403
C U C K
U
C
K

>>148839096
but Boogie is a millionaire.

>>148839096

Not everyone has the kind of money that Boogie has.

>>148838672
romans in attila just dont look like romans to me

>>148839096
>Someone famous who gets loads of money has a gf
Who'd have thought?

>>148839678
and is about to die

>>148838397
That's funny because I've personally used dozens of custom/imported models inside Warcraft III.

who the fuck is boogie?

does he have a voice like archwarhammer?

>>148839820

The modding tools never supported it, the fact that you could technically do it doesn't mean that the kind of tool you're requesting existed.

And it's irrelevant anyway since your big example for why it should be there, Dota Allstars, didn't use any custom models.

>>148833151
Archaon the Everclipping!

>>148839932
obese fuck who goes on comedic rants about vidya

>>148839932

He's a fat

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>>148839539
C U M D U M P
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>>148833661
Oy, are you expecting game developers to put effort? What are you? A slaver? It's 2016 for fucks sake

It'd take about 2.3 Jabberslythes to do it you entitled shit

>>148833151
>>148839959
Whyyyyyy does it clip? Surely they'd realise at some point?

Like I just went back to playing Attila again and every time you put Roman units into a shield wall, their swords clip through their shields

Did nobody test it?

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>>148840083
Y E S
E
S

>>148834158
And for what was included, Attila DLC was far overpriced, your point?

>>148840163
Isnt it wonderful how much bullshit CA has brought down on themselves now.

>Chaos for $8 costing as much as 3 reskinned factions of other reskinns for Attila

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>>148839403

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>>148839665
look this man in his fluffy red crest and say that

>>148840251
go fuck yourself cock sucker

>>148840363
go suck some more dick fucboi

>>148833151
Archeon the allways running away

>>148840363
gave some anon my spare copy from the legendary fiasco never even asked to be steam friends. Why the fuck would you play with people you don't know?

>>148840438
fuck off, I wanted to get a friend from /twg/ but turns out the person to respond to me was a greedy cockbag

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>>148839403

Maybe it was because you kept harassing me for ERP you sick fuck,

>>148839260
>holder of penis
>married so not a qt trap

No.

>>148840121
It would cost the entire price of making Shogun 2 (or about 4.777 Jabbers) just to make sure he didnt clip. Stop being so fucking entitled.

>>148837397
Not in this case, since not many people care about shitty "narrative campaigns" while most people want to play as Beastmen

Bundleware at it's finest>>148837459

>>148840486
tfw no one to erp with

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>>148840489
Ok ;_;
At least I have Khalida someday

>>148840469
>redditors, mexicans, fa/tg/uys, /v/irgins and other useless fucks are autistic faggots lacking in basic social skills

WOW I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED

>>148840494
hahahaha, holy shit my sides

What's the conversion rate for USD into Jabberslythes?

>>148840469
Where u at?

>>148839403
Thanks for the game you cuck :^)

>>148840584
Her mask is supposed to be gold

>>148840604
He even convinced me to buy him the Beastman DLC :(

>>148840704
I really hope you're trolling, god dammit some fucks on /twg/ are pathetic as fuck

>>148840618
Its pretty simple if you know some math its; bullshit * horseshit = Jabbers

>>148839665
historically accurate desu, the cornitti seniores unit is literally an auxiliary from Gaul

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>>148840674
Is that so? I've mostly seen her with a white mask

>>148840704
>>148840704
I blocked you because you are fucking retard. Why did you send me your nude pics? Fucking disgusting

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FOR-WAAARD!

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>>148840970
>history
ugh, gross, could you just...just not?

>>148840704
>>148840469
>>148839403

Everything was cool until you started going on about CP, WTF is wrong with you

>>148840704
>convinced
You're pathetic as fuck, there wasn't much convincing necessary.
And again, thanks cuck :^)

>>148840906
If the white mask that looks like an actual face doesn't give you uncanny valley vibes then you're one weird dude

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>>148841040
THERE's NO STOPPING NOW LADS

>>148841048
>not liking them delicious lolis
It's like you're gay or somthing

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>>148841040
>being a troll
>2016

>>148841146
you obviously aren't that anon but gifting is never pathetic, its the basis for hierarchical societies in almost every civilization there ever has been on earth.

>>148841261
SO WHATCHU SAYIN IS DAT ANON WHO RECEIVED THE GIFT IS HIGHER RANKING THAN THE ANON WHO GAVE THE GIFT AND WAS JUSTIFIED IN BLOCKING HIM

>>148841261
>its the basis for hierarchical societies in almost every civilization there ever has been on earth.
And you think that makes it less pathetic?

>>148841312
That's not how gifts work in any society anon.

>>148841146
I PAID FOR YOUR GAME YOU OWE ME

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>>148840970
Kangz on the march

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>>148841191
I think it's hot, she's 100% MILF

SIGNA FERTE
Movete

>>148841343
well the one gifting is the one in the position of power and prosperity. Accepting a gift is a form of submission or acknowledgement of that persons status and wealth.

>>148841375
>>148841261
>>148841146
Is this some kind of ruse cruise where everyone ruses everyone else?

>>148841460
Then why do subservient client states have to give gifts to their superiors so often?

>>148841460
You can't be serious, is this some kind of cuckolding fantasy were you think you're the dominant part for giving away your gf/wife?

>>148841497
its a tribute you faggot.

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>>148841552
And here comes the cuckoldry obsessed, bringing it up out of nowhere like always...

>>148839602
>>148839653
>>148839678
Do you have proof for that? It certainly doesnt look like he is.

>>148841630
>out of nowhere
We're on 4chan

>>148841657
>he makes youtube videos
>he must be a bazillionaire!
/v/ - /vg/ logic

>>148841686
That doesn't make it any more relevant.

>>148841562
>tribute
>gift
I don't see much of a difference except that one is 'forced' on you and the other is out of pure weakness

>>148841657
>>148841692
You can estimate how much people make from youtube pretty accurately based on views and subscribers. Turns out lots of people want to watch a fat fuck play vidya, wallow in misery and make excuses.

>>148841657
He has a large house, swimming pool, personal trainer, wife wears expensive clothing, has an expensive pc, two cars (including sportscar) etc. Not saying he has millions in income but his personal estate would be somewhere around 3-4 million dollars.

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>POO POO
>PEE PEE
>10 DAYS UNTIL DLC

>>148841692
>>148841657

You could go look at the objective metrics of how many views he gets each month, compare that to how much we know Google pays out roughly per view, and we can know that he objectively makes a minimum of $25k a month.

Millionaire? Not quite, but 300k a year ain't nothing to sneeze at.

But no Anon, I understand that your "intuitions" about how much he makes must be more accurate than objective data.

Fucking delusional fucks holy shit.

>>148831926
Fuck it. Let's do this.

>>148841736
Do you have experience in cuckolding? When not I don't think you're fit to talk about the subject

>>148841857
So will all beasties have great weapons and no shields or armor what so ever?

>>148841941

No.

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>>148841941
Not much armor but some have shields.

>>148841928
Fucking kids and your newfangled obsessions. I don't need to understand it to know it's bad, so get off my lawn!

>>148841849
>personal trainer
Thats what I was getting at, someone with that much should easily be able to afford one, but it doesnt look like he is listening to his trainer much.

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TOBIAS, did you accept a 6 HOUR beastman mini campaign from GW?

>>148842054
>obese person doesn't have the discipline to lose weight
>obese person doesn't lose weight when the pity and morbid fascination the fat generates is the source of his income
Colour me surprised...

>>148842054

He says that he constantly sneaks pizza and shit and eats it on the toilet while crying.

>>148841941
All the core units have variants for shields, and bestigors wear heavy armors

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>lonely fuck gets fucked over by asshole anon
>cuckposting
>fat e-celeb discussion
>'I want to poo and pee on everything' posting
>'I want to fuck a mummy' posting
Fantasy truly killed /twg/, thanks Warhammer, thanks GW, thanks CA.

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>>148832840

>>148842279
Fucking drama queen.

>>148832840

Where were you when the Ghostler went full Tinfoil hat?

>>148842154
>>148842195
Thats really fucking sad, he should get a shotgun instead.

>>148842195
>he says that on youtube and makes pity bux
fuck.

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>>148842279
Oh, forgot
>'I wanna fug wood elf qts' posting

>>148842325
fuck off, when the next historical title is announced we'll have /twg/ back

>>148842139
10/20 hour*, not including mods that use the campaign or multiple playthroughs.

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>>148842139

>>148842279
Because pontus and tendie spaming was any better?
Fuck off.

>>148842383
It will still be filled with memes, random discussions and CA shitstorms.

>>148842337
>>148842301
I'm not actually sure what the source is, I just saw it on youtube comments and thought i'd post it.

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>>148842485

>Ghostposting when he doesn't even know about Ghost

Just fuck you

>>148842482
>Because pontus and tendie spaming was any better?
Yes

>It will still be filled with memes, random discussions and CA shitstorms.
But good ones

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>BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE A JABBERSLYTHE!
>Don't worry, you won't have to
Thanks CA :)

>>148842559
>If I like the shitposting, it's good.

Oh man reading the butthurt from poorfags angry about 17dollar DLC is truly sublime I must say, nay itis beyond sublime

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>>148842559
>it's ok when hitoridiots do it

>>148842718
>nay its beyond sublime

archwarhammer is that you?

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>>148842704
>>148842760
yes

>>148842718
14 dollar ;^)

guys, please share your gondolas.

guys, what's something good to fap too, im in a warhammery mood

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>>148843104

Who else ordered bestman day 1?
Who else isnt underage?

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For those that cared about the outcome of >>148799121, let it be known it was a slim victory but we managed to take Ironhide's head.

>>148843226
yes and yes

>>148843226
Gonna wait for the stream first just in case.

>>148843226

Of course I did. I'm not a mongoloid.

>>148843236
How many kills did your arty get?

>>148843286
That's the only acceptable reason to wait

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Who /moo/ here?

>>148843424
>/moo/

Ostland or Beastmen?

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>>148843104

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>>148843424
10 days until we devour man-filth

>>148843424
that giant is actually pretty beastie. Why didn't they just make a ghorghon, giants don't become beastmen like that.

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>>148843762

>>148843762
>>148843816

Ain't that the Cygor?

>>148843880
nope, that's the art of the giant page in the beastmen army book

>>148843452
Me on the left with nipples exposed.

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who else /missesmatchedcombat/ here

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>>148844045
No, it was only good in Shogun 2 anyway

>>148844045
matched combats was good, but with all the different models, it would be too much work

Just imagine, just for the dwarf, you need like 2 animation for dwarf vs human, 2 for dwarf against goblin, 2 for dwarf vs orcs...

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>>148844116
>all this honol in one stlike
>I came

>>148844116
In R2/Attila it was the right mix of matched executions and swinging at air so not really.

>>148844162
So basically it would cost what, 5 jabberslythes?

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>>148844116
i agree, it was garbage in rome/attila
matched finishers like in MTW2 are welcome tho.

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>>148844045
I don't really, at least not for basic troops. A few finishing moves would've been nice, or duels between Lord/hero characters.
What would be cool would be having officers in opposing units do a matched combat sequence if they came close, as challenges such as that happened in the tabletop game. You know, if CA even add officers.

>>148836815

>pretty damsels in Warscape engine


You'll get middle-aged botox victims at best

>>148844478
Are those the Ostermark Deaths Heads?

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>>148844519
what are you talking about anon

look at these beauties

>>148844461
5 jabberslythes, 2 standart bearers and half the art of Age of Charlemagne

>>148844789
can we make this a meme on /r/totalwar please?

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>>148844519
>implying

>>148844580
Think so.

>>148844045
considering the models dont actually hit eachother anymore
yea.

>>148844860
The Rome women look okay, the Attila ones not so much

>>148844920
some of the qt irish girls were ok.

>>148844675
>>148844860

wtf i hate eugenics now

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>>148844920
>the Attila ones not so much
historically accurate desu, filthy barbar wenches wouldn't be too beatifull, I also love how some of them dwarf the rest of the people in their unit

>>148845214
that one is a qt though. Also
>not wanting a filthy barbar GF who protests violently when you drag her in the tub with you.

NAGASH WAS WEAK

WITNESS TRUE POO POO PEE PEE

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COWS

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>>148843221
>Rapebeast
Oddly appropriate

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>>148845665
>>148845638
>>148845831

Middenheim playable faction when?

About time we remove Beastmen from the premises.

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>mfw just played a battle against 2 armies sigvald and the lord of change as vampire counts

one of their chaos knights units got 450 kills
what am i supposed to do against their infantry they just cut through my undead like it's nothing

Best Rome 2 heavy infantry faction that isn't DLC or Rome?

t. prospective campaign player

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>>148846236
>boris fails miserably
>"Aah, save me Franz!"
oh boris.

>>148846520
PONTOS
>>148846487
you throw more dead at them.

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>>148846487
this army composition works well for me, just replace the ghosts with either ghost cav or more blood knights

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>>148846525

FRANZ WAS WEAK

>>148846520
Macedon?

>>148846824
WITNESS
TRUE PONIES

>>148846813
i can barely manage to keep my armies stacked because i need better recruitment buildings first

i thought the spear skeltals would maybe delay the chaos knight charges but they just go right through them and delete half the unit in the first frontal charge

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>>148846949
Anyone wanna play some delicious Warhammer co-op?

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>>148846813

>those little kills on the hell cannons

>>148847095
Why dont you have better recruitment buildings by turn 100+ when Chaos rapetrain arrives at your station?

>>148847201
no

>>148831926
Late rollan

>>148847201
Only if you're a girl.

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Not steamrolling Rohan immediately was a mistake.

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>>148847209
>what are flying units?

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>>148847201
>Oh my GOD! Johnson's asking ME to play coop with him MY FAVORITE GAME IN THE WORLD
>Is this really happening
>my heart's quivering, is this what teenage bromance feels like?
>TAKE ME JOHNSON, TAKE ME

>>148847220
i've been spreading to kislev mostly and the razed cities there take a long time to build up
i have two armies that are decently equipped the other 3 are just garbage

>>148847510
>Girls
>Warhammer

If only

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>>148847932
I just want it to be free-fire idea zone. Watch a DVD, eat some pizza, fuck each other. I'm serious. Fuck a chicken if that's what it takes. Watch a chicken fucking a horse. What? You think the guys who invented Google sat around watching Trumpton?
What's your steam name Camilla?

>>148848257

My gf plays Fantasy and our LGS had four ladies who all play warhams, none if which are hambeasts, tho they are in the shy and awkward side

>>148848257
That one bretonniafag is a girl ;)

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>>148847932
>>148848361
based

>>148846824
Now THIS is a well-drawn picture, great composition as well. Not like that fucking beastman from last night.

>>148849312
>that horses eye placement
>anatomically accurate

pick 1

>>148849416
Oh shit you're right

At least it's not AS bad

>>148849416
i see you're an expert on chaos mutated warphorses

>>148849416
predators have forward facing eyes desu

>>148849416
>anatomically accurate
>on a demon horse

Dorghan could have fifty dicks and that would still be normal.

>>148849594
>>148849595
>>148849745
>>148849795
Maybe history fags were right and Warhammer has brought more shitposting...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkzgGeKqHR4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkzgGeKqHR4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkzgGeKqHR4

STUFF

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>>148850527

>>148850527
>those textureless animations
>all dat clipping

looks pretty cool otherwise

>>148850527
>horns clipping into the rock

CA pls

>>148850527
>>148850708
>>148850717
The amount of clipping in this game makes me think that the animation guys have absolutely zero communication with the modelling guys.

>>148850527
i understood nothing that nerd said

>>148850903
>Mine-o-taur

theres that fucking word again. ITS MINOTAUR DAMMIT

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>>148850836
same with the concept art guys and lore guys.

Grimgor having human eyes instead of red ones, cygor having a regular goat eye instead of being blind or white one, Orcs with hair in their heads and the list goes on and on and on

>>148850527

Going to be real fun watching that thing pull giant rocks out of it's ass every time it fires.

>>148851031
It most likely pulls them out of the ground, that's where rocks are born.

>>148851006
Al is a shitposter.

>>148850836
>this game

Total war in general desu

>>148851131

>And carry with them the rune etched remnants of shattered waystones, temples, and monoliths. These are the only unliving materials they can truly perceive

I didn't realize those just grew anywhere,

>>148851030
>cygor having a regular goat eye instead of being blind or white one
Never specified in fluff

>Orcs with hair in their heads
Orcs have had hair since there've been orcs.

>>148851197
>Not playing superior EB2.

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>>148851708

>>148851746
orcs are hairless and this is canon. what the fuck are you talking about?

>>148851746
not only they are bald by canon, but the only orcs having hair are orks in 40.000 and it's not even hair, they have squigs with hair shape attached to their heads.

>>148851857
Half the heads in the Savage Orcs box come with topknots. Plus a whole lot of other models, both in whfb and 40k.

How's the unit mechanics of Total Warhammer? It doesn't have units acting like idiots or has clunky animation?

>>148852130
It plays pretty good. Units are responsive.

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This is the best feeling in the world~

>>148852130
Its pretty good when it comes to unit behaviour, as good as TW gets anyway.
Performance is good.
Only major fault at the moment is that battles a re a bit too short and magic needs some buffing.

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>>148851857

>>148852336
How the fuck.

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>>148852483
Rome will conquer.

>use Sassanid naft throwers for the first time in FotE siege defense
Jesus fuck

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>>148852336
ha

>>148852483
FOTE romans are op as fuck, and he is fighting stacks of low tier units

>>148852532
>>148852768
Is FOTE as ridiculous as you're making it seem right now?

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>>148852768
The scout equites was alone against two Gothic Warbands, the General, and one unit of brigands.

>>148852843
Not really, I'm using an entire stack of pure tier 3 Very Heavy infantry against trash tier 1 nigger units.

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>>148850527
>Those salty comments
Business as usual I see.

>>148852843
I am this guy >>148852768 and I am not playing FOTE

>>148852949

shoo shoo barbarian scum

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>>148852843
Unit quality is just huge in FotE
Pic unrelated btw

>>148852843
FotE Romans are balanced by rebellions out of the ass (their trait gives -1 and Romans start off tipping on the edge of Weak power which gives another -2) and having insane upkeep costs for fucking everything as well as really high unit upkeep for their good troops.

Any lads have the Attila roll chart?

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>>148853417