/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Best thing about the update

yiffe

>>148558558
>Having a good race and having catchup/slipstream on are mutually exclusive

Moreso than having custom vehicles on though

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what the hell did i buy

>>148558462
Gotcha

GOD DAMMIT STOP COMBINING MY LOBBY

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>>148558979
looks like an rc car

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>>148558979
the best car in the update

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post crate autism

>>148559242
I've been mentioning RC stuff before. I'm glad they finally added one. 1:1 scale tho, not quite the same, but still fun.

Think it would be great fun to see a bunch of RC cars zipping around LS. Zero opening up a new store or something. With a heist tied to him.

>>148559436
"only" 10 mil and your filename is right

>>148558604
kys yourself eurofag

>>148559478
>Zero
>inb4 different universe
I'd like to see a character like him return as well, but he was San Fierro based.

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>>148559242
the actual really is that small though

>>148559825
Does the tropos have that little roof spoiler as well?

>>148559436
that isn't autism

come back when you've got that golden securoserv trophy

>>148559603
>kill yourself yourself

>>148560143
Post your golden Securoserv trophy.

>>148560127
Ye

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>>148560161

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>>148559825
it´s cute and fun
only bought it because muh popup headlights

>>148560143
man i've been moving crates several hours a day since the update came out and i'm not even halfway there

i don't doubt some folks have it already but i just don't have that kind of dedication

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>>148560679
popups for the ruiner when?

>>148560243
I don't have it, but it isn't impossible. Some people have done as much as 100 collections a day to get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekFm46DWuo

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>>148561052
>Wind up in a heist with some chinese people.
>One of them spots my Dinka sports jacket.
>"are you japanese"
>mfw

>>148561018
that's a gay as fuck ruiner

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>>148561085
Good God.

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>>148557770
Was it in a stunt race? Honestly it's more about getting the jumps right and not being crashed by others than having a super good bike

Still my bati has earned me 300k (well, 240k) in 3 races today, love her

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>>148561558
>Racing with a Ruffian
>DNF
>Dislike

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>>148561257
You gonna get reversed nanking'd.

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>>148561257
>mention elevators in front of Chinese players via Google translate
>they all go apeshit
>mfw

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Post 'n' r8 garages

Other 2 vehicles not seen are a Sanchez and Double-T

>>148561018
Never, R* is known for never touching older stuff even when new features come out.
>can't stand or sit on the beds of most pickups but you can on the more recent Guardian and Gunsurgent
>can't slide side doors on most helis
>most rooflights/foglights on older vehicles like the rebel still don't work
>can't change weapon setups at apartments even though there's clearly an armoury in there

>>148561257
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>can't sell vehicles worth over 50000
What the fuck rockstar?

>>148561974
You've been marked.

>>148562102
nice b8, friendo

>>148559716
SF to LS wouldn't be much of a move for him tho. Seen other characters cross the entire country to show up in other games.

>>148562164
well now i can't get rid of my flavor of the month supercar

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2close

>>148561925
i drives me nuts how you can only choose between roofless stinger or non-functional soft-top stinger

i really really wish both were combined into an actual convertible

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>>148561787
>level 195

>>148561925
if the armory in the apartments worked there would be no reason to own an office.

gotta sell those sharkcards familga

>>148562586
wouldn't work
you'd have to manually put the roof up/down because lol old cars

>>148562676
>if the armory in the apartments worked there would be no reason to own an office.

What about the part where you can literally make back everything you spend on it without relying on anyone?

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mmh

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This fucking track

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>>148563009
>I dont know how to motocross

>>148562782
the tornado's older and it has an automatic roof

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>>148563265

>>148563009
oh man such a shame you lost the valuable position of 10th place

>>148562993
Spend 500k for a high end with a weapon rack, and a heist room, and accommodations

or

Spend 1m-5m for a place with a computer, weapon rack accommodations, an annoying assistant, and junk everywhere, but you have full access to your cars.

You could make your money back from a high end by playing heists.

>>148562782
dude powered retractable tops have been a thing since like the 50s

probably even earlier

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>>148563554
Nothing wrong with not being a baby back bitch sore loser that quits when they're not in the first 3 places.

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>>148564008

>>148564008
>not being in the first 3 places
>ever
lmaoing @ your life slowpoke

>>148564362
huh? are you into th

>>148563567
you can make your money back and profit from an office plus it gives you constant access to CEO shit
crates + ceo work > heists any day of the week

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>some nigger named j.u.n.e fucks up me and my friends with rapid firing rpgs and godmode
>harass him using 5 tanks
>dude off the radar cleans us up with a jet and tells us to stop bullying him
>level 600 in the crew "yiff" while wearing a fox mask
>spams :* at us when he dies
this is why crate missions should be allowed in friends and invite only sessions.

>>148564259
to this day it still amazes me that carmageddon had free roaming and fully functional real-time physics/collisions four years before gta 3 came out

>>148564694
>>level 600 in the crew "yiff" while wearing a fox mask
>>spams :* at us when he dies
this is the only real way to play GTAO desu :*

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>>148563567
>Spend 1m-5m for a place with a computer
All the apartments have computers, this one just happens to summon up crate collections which you can do at nearly any time without loading screens.

>weapon rack accommodations
This could have been a thing earlier, but it's a pretty good purchase since you can enable/disable it in quite a few gamemodes.

>an annoying assistant
They supply infinite snacks, can spawn in numerous vehicles/helicopters from your garage or otherwise, can remove vehicles from the impound for you, and can even quick travel you to any of your warehouses if need be. That's far from annoying.

>junk everywhere
This gets annoying, but it can often be dealt with by making a large purchase soon after a sale.

>you have full access to your cars.
What's wrong with this? The assistant delivers cars more reliably than your mechanic and you don't even have to drive your current PV out of range beforehand.

>You could make your money back from a high end by playing heists.
>relying on anyone

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>beating new sports car with a Buffalo S
feels good man

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This genuinely spooked me.

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>>148562567
close calls?

>>148564008
>>148565147
Ur game is haunted, m8.
Let the spookypasta flow.

>>148565147
the fuck is wrong with your game for all this supernatural shit to be happening?

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>>148565502
it is a mystery

>>148565502
Rockstar opened pandora's box when they released the update.

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kurwa gurwa :D XD

>>148565702
people are probably posting screenshots of us going "wew lad" over at polechan. Why do you care?

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>>148564834
it didn't help that he kept talking despite us dropping him for the hacker instead so he'd come trying to pop us while we got all our tanks back.
the hacker was also some black dude with a high pitched voice who kept screaming so we blew into our mics until he shut up.

>>148565778
....XD

>>148565845
wew lad

>>148565778
Is that you WilliaMino?

>>148565778
>us going "wew lad"
speak for yourself memeboi

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>>148565993
sure why not

Who would win in a fight between Niko and Trevor, and why?

>>148566663
the sad thing is that's probably the canon answer

>>148566663
why make a post like this

>>148566587
Whichever one Rock* writes to win. Although Nico has gone off the grid supposedly so no idea how they'd wind up fighting.
>>148567012
Autism.

>>148567012
Attention seeking
Promoting shitty meme

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>>148566663
mfw

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>>148567012
why even post

>No option to play the single player heists on your GTAO character as the hired help.
>Lester thinks we're too "unpredictable"
but what about the picnic

>>148568360
no because he set up a lovely heist with bikes and your gta character fucks it all up with some stupid armored car and heavy body armor.
that's why he thinks your gta character is unpredictable.

>>148568486
>and your
Mine didn't. It was the homo with the IGN crew tag that blew up the bikes.

>>148568678
considering the """picnic""" he probably doesn't remember who did it

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>>148568360
>michael walks into the room ready to hear lester's plan
>the first thing he sees is this furfag loser or >>148567828
>all he can do is mouth a "what the fuck"

I would actually pay for this desu

>>148568814
>Trevor blaming you for how Series A ended and calling you a bad omen.
>Michael pissed off he's working with a no name mute.
>Franklin just confused and weirded out.

Can somebody expalin to me what you can actually do with an office

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>>148566764
I would pay for any gta:o character to beat trevor's cocky ass but it won't ever happen because of "tard strength"

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>>148569393
buy a warehouse
fill a warehouse with crates
sell crates

>>148569393
big money

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>>148569481
>>148569393

>tfw if I didn't fall for the office & warehouse meme I could've had an additional 1/2 million to spend on one of the new supers that I'm now too stingy to buy

Could be worse, I could've bough a yacht or X80.

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>>148569996
so its useless, good to know

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>>148570190
see
>>148559436

for 1 million he made 17. Yeah, useless

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>>148565147
>haunted van
I am afraid. I hope none of my vans do that.

>>148570403
For the amount of time it takes I highly doubt it's worth it to most, though

It's faster to deal with randos on Pakistan than it is to do cargo missions in a public lobby, assuming youre not using the ebin "public lobby with only urself" meme

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>>148570190
it's not useless, he's just a moron lol
owning a warehouse and office gives you the tools to generate as much money as you like and without relying on other people to be as good as you. so saying that you wasted your money on it when you can generate the 2 million or so needed to buy the RE-7B is stupid
>>148570787
>2.2 million all to yourself
>1.25 million you have to split between 3 other shitters
pretty obvious which is superior.

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>>148566663
>>148567828
i am the authority on memes and i am issuing a meme embargo on this meme at once

>>148571163
so what are the safe and gun locker used for

>>148571415
safe is useless, literally just for flaunting
gun locker can be used to hide weapons when out in free-mode/deathmatches/missions

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>>148571443
you are violating the embargo

>>148570727
>404 tits not found
god damn gtav

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>>148572224
The nipples are blue. They fucking MS Painted over them to not have nudity.

>>148572894
Good, nobody wants to see your saggy bags anyway

>>148572894
Look at them as free pasties.
>The only natural tits sort of view-able in game are small and sagging.
>All the stripper tits are obviously fake.
I feel like Rockstar means something by this.

>>148572894
We already have enough 12 year olds running around in heists wearing lingere, it can only be a good thing that you can't go fully topless

>>148573414
It could be an option, but I guess you are right. It is strange to have 3/4 naked women running and gunning through multiple waves of enemies.
Where do they keep the ammo and rockets?
>>148573383
Growth hormones are ruining people, and the ugliness of their boobs represents our ugliness inside?

>>148573629
>Where do they keep the ammo and rockets?
I only go around wearing a duffel bag just so I can justify the large inventory my character carries, it sucks to have autism

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>>148571918
stop it

>>148563009

you suck at everything you do.

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>>148567828
>>148571215
>>148571443
>>148571863
>>148571918
>>148573846
https://www.4chan.org/rules#global13

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I love these split paths. Look at the minimap, the guy trying to get slipstream off of me.

>>148568814
Nice garage damn

>>148569393
the office is a 50 car garage and can spawn most of your pegasus vehicles instantly at the apartment.

Also, Rockstar better make a donk race for next week. Donk in tubes, where is it.

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>>148561052
Why are these dinghies so bouncy?

>>148521734
>>148524676
>>148534009
That was during the menu glory days in the first few months on PC, first joined a private lobby of some se7enforums guy, then got random drops here and there and finally did it myself twice on a private lobby. Never got too crazy with the amounts, at most I'd get 10m. I suspect there's some truth to that Rockstar lets it slide if you buy shark card meme, as I had the bonus money from pre-ordering that must count as shark card on their end. I also grinded a lot, so maybe they thought it was legit.

The only "safe" way now is transferring, they cracked down on menus hardcore. Which, again, is a shame because you had customization options not available in the game for no reason and iFruit is severely gimped for "ilegal" modding these days.

>>148574194
>>>/global/rules/13

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>>148563009

>>148574514
>$550k
Jesus, at that point you might as well leave.

>>148563009
>>148574779
Stop pulling back you nonces

>>148574892
>Stop trying to pull off stuns in a stunt race

Rockstar just made that particular track really shitty, there's another ramp in that race that you can overshoot by not driving like a shitter and slowing down hitting walls.

>>148574798
i thought it couldn't go under 700k

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>>148571918
ayy someone used my drunkface.

>>148575149
If you had done a frontflip you most likely would have landed it.

>>148575149

There is one track that often shoots me so far forward, I go over the checkpoint AND the entire track itself.

>no gtag boyfriend to gloat about
time to find a noose to hang myself with

What's the point of the surveillance camera that the co-pilot can use?

>>148576137
It's alright Blater

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>Its a Buzzin session

>>148576137
>tfw your boyfriend doesn't play GTAO
probably indicative of good taste actually
>>148576478
theoretically it'd be useful if there were no blips but otherwise it's literally useless

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>>148577007
>wake up after terrible last couple day
>just want to play game with friends
>get into session
>everyone but one person (that isnt in a gtag comfy session) leave for other things
>that one person gets into a full session and unable to join
>fuck it go make food instead
>come back with food wanting to play, join again
>still full
>wait a few mins
>"27 people go now"
>still says full
>other friend says "i got in :^)"

>alt f4 in fit of rage
>get back on
>one of them leaves for another game with someone else since i alt f4ed

This game only causes pain, why do we keep playing it?

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>>148577327
>not running crates in an empty session during your downtime

>>148574323
It's okay

It's the house at my stilt apartment that only has all the supercars and those two sports classics in particular, because my now-abandoned organization method was important to me (because having 50 cars was a lot to keep track of)

Any one else watching R*'s stream with Achievement Hunter?

>>148578619
Hopefully no one over the age of 12

>>148578619
seems like an insufferable way to spend your time.

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what's the point of R* giving $2000 for good behavior?

$2000 is fucking nothing in GTAO

>>148580613
it was probably more significant at the beginning of GTAO but now it's just a left-over feature

>>148580613
Okay, so give all of the good behavior money you've received back.

>>148580613
I like to think of that as that as one of many ways R* injects money back into the cycle. It's some incentive to not be a fucking twat. I personally hate rich assholes in GTAO who always blow you up if you get in something that can be blown up, then grab their jet after dying to you a couple times. People who spend hour harassing others with PvP instead of doing any number of more interesting things that most people just ignore don't make sense to me.

>>148580613
2k's enough for the bills.

>>148580613
>>148581173
This
2k might not buy much but it essentially gives you a constant way to stay out of the red

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>rando faggot shoots down my buzzard with a homo missile for no reason and goes passive

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>never really much for racing games
>picked up DiRT Rally recently
>I can see the appeal of the game, but try out the hot laps mode
>holy shit these guys are pushing my shit in
>learn to git gud at my racing line and optimal braking points
>decide to implement that shit into this new update [and racing in general]
>start winning 90% of the pub matches I join as they can’t into turning and waiting for optimal times to overtake
>wins start becoming notable among pubs
>they start betting on me and I make mad money
>start getting messages that I’m fast or that their money is on me
>always fuck up after I get the words of encouragement

How do I handle the pressure /gtag/? I really don’t know how to feel that after all this time playing, people have taken notice that I go much faster than them

>>148580613
It was in the past when Rockstar believed they could incentivize players to not kill everyone with explosives back when the game first came out, because back then a lot of players were new and probably got their cars off the streets with insurance paid out of pocket. I know that's what I did when I got my first car. But the weird part is how Rockstar was trying to disincentivize blatant murder in a GTA title.

>>148581576
>How do I handle the pressure /gtag/?
stop giving a fuck. it's video games

>>148581638
>It was in the past when Rockstar believed they could incentivize players to not kill everyone with explosives back when the game first came out

being a good sport just means you aren't blowing up PVs and leaving jobs early

that's it

>>148581576
Eurobeat.

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>custom vehicles : on

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>>148581659
That only works so well my man

I should know since I've got a fair bit downloaded

>>148582057
>t. new player

>>148581659
Fug, was meant for

>>148582045

>>148581421
If you didn't want to get shot down you probably should have been flying an unarmed aircraft instead desu

>>148582057
Dumb and poor frogposter.

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Post characters.

So I hope in GTAVI Rockstar takes cues from Saints Row 1's MP3 player.

>Can be played on foot
>You can set up playlists
>You can skip songs

Because I want both an intense driving soundtrack, as well as a comfy night ride soundtrack.

>>148583403
>R*IDF

Don't even pretend that you actually like to grind for dozens of hours just so you can get reamed in the ass by exorbitant prices.

Don't act like you don't wish this game were designed with good gameplay in mind and not pure profit.

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>>148583679
>Don't act like you don't wish this game were designed with good gameplay in mind and not pure profit.
I do.

But you're still poor lmao

>>148581260
my property bills are now 2600k.

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>>148583750

>>148583454
>tfw SR1 was my favorite of all the Saints Rows but it's trapped on a dead console so I never get to replay it.

>>148583750
>my property bills are now 2,600,000

Your assistant must be getting paid pretty well

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is bf400 the best vehicle for offroad races? I can't decide if I should buy it

>>148584038
Yes

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>>148583783
At least put some effort in

>>148583995
It's not my favorite SR, but I've beaten it multiple times and want to again. I just don't want to turn my Xbox on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKR72AT2eu4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNBn6fzTlTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzmEkfKDsDw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMl02cGT9IM

SR1's Hip Hop music selection rivaled that of San Andreas.

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>>148584038
It's the most fun bike in the game. And it's not even 100k.

>>148583783
>>148584261
the first one had tiddies so he wins

>>148584502
You have tiddies and you don't win shit. Bitch.

>>148584470
I like it too but you could do that exact same jump with a Ruffian grabbed off the street.

>>148584470
Bad goyim, the best bike in the game is the Lectro. Go buy a shark card and try it today

>>148583679
why are you replying to someone who obviously works for rockstar?

>pushed off the edge by another player again on only my 4th stunt race ever
>alt f4 for the 3 times out of 4

lol

>>148584502
Everyone has tiddies, his are just showing.

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we still postan Muscles?

>>148584753
not until the hoonigan tampa drops

>>148584609
How common is the Ruff Ryder these days?

>>148584634
Why are you samefagging, poorfag?

>>148584470
How does it compare to the akuma/bati?

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>>148584261
>tfw can't play as a little boy

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>>148583405
You can't tell me what I can and can't do

>>148584865
better offroad

hurrdurmurrdurr

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>>148584832
I see them all the time
>>148584753

I hope Ur cut and comfy anons

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>>148584942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbeqj-1XOo

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>>148584942
You just gave me a flashback to late 2015 /mgg/ and all the shitposts I made there

>>148585248
stop posting under my name

>>148585248
I am circumcised so yes, I am comfortable.

>>148585350
no u

>>148584302
I'd kill for a SR1 PC port. I barely got to touch SR1s online modes since my internet was garbage back then and I didn't/still don't want to pay for xbox live, but what I remember of it was really fun. Plus it had the best vehicle customization of all the SR games.

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>>148585347
I wish I could play that game more. I just want to be able to have sleep rockets and silenced grenades. I can't get that damn any attachment any weapon mod figured out.

>>148585375
Oy...

Can i delete weapons? Im fucking done spending 10s in order tout fins the weap i wqnt

>>148585893
Stroke or latent retardation?

>>148585893
>in order tout fins the weap i wqnt
Did you have a stroke or something?

>>148584723
Ok, his character has nicer tiddies and he decided to show them. He wins

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>>148585893
>in order tout fins the weap i wqnt
Your phone has spellcheck. Use it.

>>148585893
>10s in order tout fins the weap i wqnt
Is this Welsh?

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>>148586206
>he ises spellchek

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>>148586371
>he namefags

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>>148586346
No, it's James Joycean. We're seeing the birth of a new Ulysses in front of our very eyes.

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literally every crew race, why cant i stunt with you guys?

>>148586589
get better internet

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>>148586589
No damn fun allowed, nerd.

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>hear shooting outside
>suddenly "NOS!!!"
>an den
WEW

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>>148586475
>responding to bait

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I hope everyone is having fun with the trophy trucks

can we go shit on people in freeroam these races are cancer between the ramming (intentional or not) and the just straight up flying over checkpoints or off the track because you need to git gud

This shit isn't fun, please.

>>148587172
dude I saw that Fast and Furious movie too

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>>148587334
git ghud

Catowerage

>>148587334
acquire proficiency

>>148587334
yeah fuck fun or any structured entertainment let's just feed muh K/D BRUH!!!
kys

anyone find out if you can replace the gloves and or boots with you own choice of shoes if you pay for a stunts/biker/racer suit?

>>148587679
>fun
>fun
>fun
>fun
>jumping over checkpoints and getting sent to last place even when you're ahead of the pack because RS is fucking
>"lol get good slow down so you don't go too high xDDDD"

no, you kill yourself t b h

>>148587805
literally get good
ive never flown over a single checkpoint and ive only lost one stunt race since the update
maybe u should stop being so f*ckin bad

>>148587928
Maybe you should stop playing shitty races thrown together by incompetent retards where you have to have a strategy for a checkpoint, and go play trackmania instead. These races are fucking terrible, the fact that you have to avoid going too fast or high for a fucking checkpoint is just hilarious, and yet here you are defending it.

im replaying gtasa and i forgot how hard is wrong side of the tracks
i always manage to kill 3 vagos and the train escapes with one remaining
any tips?
note aside: any enbs or texture packs for this game?

>>148588127
>thrown together by incompetent retards where you have to have a strategy

>incompetent
>strategy
you some dumb, nigga

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>>148588127
this kid is furious about being bad at video games rofl

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>>148587334
relax

>>148588425
>implying you can't have something made so terribly that it takes strategy to overcome that glaring flaw

>>148588516
>freemode is about being as destructive and causing as much chaos as possible

[citation needed]

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>>148583405
standard tranny reporting in

>>148587928
>f*ckin


baitpost

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>>148588523
>anything that doesn't cater to holding down 1 button the whole race is a flaw

>>148589076
If it was a corona you had to jump through it would make sense. It's not, its a tall pillar the just happens to not be tall enough if you hit the jump at full speed. It's a fucking oversight in design and I am sure you know that and are just shitposting.

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>>148588679
lol fukken nerd

>>148589064
i talk in a memeish way because it riles people up but my words are genuine
if you legit cant play the stunt races without flying past checkpoints youre just a fuc*ing baddie

>>148588927
Change muffin hair.

>>148589238
>whining about being killed
>whining about petty money lost on bombs

Redditors are shitcunts, bet 99% of them are in the IGN crew.

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>>148589457
rite on bro

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>>148589381
>>148589220
You win because I'm not replying anymore.

>>148589546
>hiding the names

which one is you gaylord?

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>>148589583

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What went right?

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>>148584753
yes

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>>148591291
Or perhaps they will ask for truck control and pretend mudslimes dindu nuffin, before getting killed in masse again

>>148591520
>in masse
meant to say "en masse"

>>148591520
The last time France got attacked they sent out some drone strikes in retaliation. Here's hoping they don't follow their stereotype and bust out the white flag now.

>>148590849
>>148591291
>>148591520
>>148591626
>>148591685
>>>/pol/
This isn't videogames

>>148591908
pretty sure a gta style meme of a gta-style rampage that ended in a gta-style police shooting of the suspect is on-topic

>>148591908
This is a videogame tho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3axUFHYbPKE

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>>148584753

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>>148591464
I wish it didn't have those arches
I can live with the twin headlights but it'd be pretty much perfect without those fuck arches
>>148592018
Only the macro was related, just because someone commits auto-homicide IRL doesn't mean you post it here.
But the post was clearly bait meant to drum up offtopic replies.

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>>148592018
So I guess it's fine to post puchis because this is an image board primarily for the purpose of discussing anime and japanese culture, but then again the majority of people on this general hate it with a passion

>>148591908
We vidya now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVT860gNjiA

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>>148582057
>custom vehicles: on
>catchup: on
>slipstream: on
>win with a stock omnis

>>148592328
>So I guess it's fine to post puchis
It is. The only people that wine about them are autistics.

>>148592503
Nice try third world illiterate

blater has a cute voice

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So who all got the new dune buggy?

Does the gtag crew actually do heists? Like if I join will I get invites to heists or would I need to be one of the cool kids to get in on it? I'm not really looking to touch butts with people, I just want a heist crew that can complete heists without someone always bailing.

>>148592795
That's not a dune buggy.

>>148592841
Then the salesman must've lied to me.

>>148592821
nah.

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>>148592293
flat black is the best color for muscle cars
needs flat black bumpers and wheels too

>>148592821
Probably not
CEO shit is better than heists

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>>148584753

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>that bittersweet feel when you wrestle for the lead early on, driver perfectly and get overtaken at the last stretch by someone more skilled
w-well done man

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>>148582057
>custom vehicles : on
>catchup : off
>slipstream : off

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>>148593342
Those are the objective best settings though

I hate every single female in gtag

So...
I was testing stuff, and the Annis RE-7B is topped at 115 MPH, I am using the airport to test.
I was pretty sure it was faster, so I did some tests with different parts.
The fucking SPOILER, that was like 1k, makes it go from a hard cap of 115 MPH to fucking 180 in the same place.
Is this a bug, supposed to happen, does it happen with more cars?
Delete this?

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>>148593640
>female

>>148593664
You didn't actually use the in-game speedometer, did you?

>>148593640
Thank god there are none, then.

>>148593783
I did in single player, this is why I said I was sure it was faster.
Seems to be correct on both speedometers.
Although, I had SP on KMPH and not MPH, it was around 310 with the same setup.
I'm almost pretty sure this and the ETR1 break the hard cap of 210~ KMPH most of my cars (811, T20, Etc) get.
Some more testing would be appreciated, though.

>>148593640
>women in /gtag/ are whores
>boys in /gtag/ all have egos the size of Jupiter
no idea why anyone is still in the crew

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>>148594039
>I did

>>148594190
I correct, I did in single player, but I also used modded speedometers.
I was sure it was implied by me saying both speedometers.
Otherwise I don't think the in-game can be in KMPH.

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>>148584753
foxbody mustang when?

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>>148584753

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>>148593410
Maybe if you've already confirmed in chat that everyone owns a RE-7B.

>>148594672
I couldn't handle how low it was, and how my character rode it like a fucking nigger.
Pretty alright/10, though.

>>148594672
nice

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>>148584753
mooscleas arrr beeg an stronk

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>>148594850
>my character rode it like a fucking nigger
That's why I kept the roof.
>>148594852
This was the original look back on PS3.

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>>148594850
>I couldn't handle how low it was
this
the Buccaneer looks much better ass up ready to pounce

>Still no Duke O'Death in GTAO

>>148594745
if you dont have the best car for each class then its your own fault
not like it matters anyway if you're playing stunt races because winning those things is literally a case of being lucky

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>>148594552
You could just say Uranus since they're one and the same

>>148595456
>yet another armored car
I can live.

>>148587271
Thnx anon
They accelerate so fast

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>>148584753
Only car I will never sell.

I normally don't put gold on my cars, but the Omnis looks surprisingly good with Classic Rally livery, and brushed gold primary color.

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>>148595456
>Still no Sprunk Buffalo

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>>148584753
Does this count?

>It's a lobby leader doesn't allow customs episode

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>>148595845
>no Go Go Monkey Blista

>>148595781
Arnt you banned? Pretty easy to say you'll never sell it

>>148595960
>It's an "Anon doesn't have the skill to win without his custom car" Episode

What's the matter? You can't win if it's a fair race?

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>>148595237
They can also be small and weak.
But still good.

>>148596138
I think you mistook me by some other guy.

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>>148584753
Yes

>>148594183
You're mother was a whore too anon.

Then she had you.

>>148596253
>It's an anon is a poorfag episode

>>148596253
No, it's just because I'm used to handling of my car in freeroam, and want to see diversity instead of everyone using the same car. With custom, cars change to get more balanced, as some get spoilers and their performance improves at diffrent rates.

>>148596253
Spotted the pleb

let me get a pc crew invite

kesslertheguy

>>148596909
Gotcha

>>148594183
stfu about my waifu

crime is pure

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>>148584753
imponte makes the best looking muscle cars

>>148597426
Phoenix a gross.

>>148597613
you a gross

>>148597426
this

who else having fun with the new fun stunt races?

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why is the voodoo considered a muscle car?