/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>>148684805
>attaching a webm with sound to a post in a /vg/ thread
Let me know when you're done being a newfag and see the issue in doing so.

>>148684989
But I'm not doing it for the money

>>148685375
>needing sound for a webm
Most likely unfunny anyway

>Posting links to /wsg/ webms.
>Thinking anyone cares about your shit enough to click them.

>>148685460
>>148685530
>being the biggest homosexual ever
Holy shit anon

>>148685460
>muh no sound webms
Too bad.
>>148685530
Then move on.

>He grinds crates for money

Hiro should block cross board image linking.

>>148685376
>tfw you upload the same image twice by accident

>>148685576
>>148685605
>if you don't want to have to go to another thread to look at my le epic webm ur gey!1!
Call me when you've figured out nobody wants to hear you sperging over the mic and that soundless webms are always superior

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>>148685460
>>148685530
>>148685685
>>148685728
>anon confirmed a butthurt french fag
I hope you have some nice dreams later tonight anon.

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>>148684761
>he doesn't gangbang
why do you even pretend to be rich if you don't pretend to be poor as well?

>>148685917
>french
What

>tfw rockstar has no more racing classes to ruin
w-well
i guess i can finally move on to another game

>>148686106
He thinks anyone's actually clicked his link. and didn't just ignore or hide the post.

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>>148686226
>2016
>clicking random links
not even once.

>>148686203
>implying the pisswasser dominator didn't fix the muscles class

>>148686306
>going from having 5-8 cars in contention to 2
yeah i agree that's fixed as fuck
i mean the supers class is also fine because there's 3 cars in close contention there right

>>148685917
>it was just another edgy 'look at this i recreated (recent event) in gta guise!' webm
Glad I didn't miss anything actually original or clever

>>148686395
>implying muscle races were for anything other than babby's first drifting lessons

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>>148686203
Boats can still use the super treatment.

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the only car I wanted this update

>>148686492
>implying drifting at any sort of speed is actually possible in GTA V with the ridiculous traction control
>implying drifting is faster than gripping in 99% of cases
plus desu i liked my ruiner, it was good in races even if it was off the top

>>148685460
>Most likely unfunny anyway
It was. Just some trashy music with some memester yelling "ALLAH AKBAR" while running NPC's over on the beach in a mule.

>>148686606
It's a sports class.

xth for JAGUAR F-TYPE SVR WHEN?

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>>148685128
how yall niggas record webms anyways?

>>148687210
camera

>>148686606
go play the new need for speed.

>>148686660
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52qucm4pQSU
in any other car class you'd be right, but tbf the only muscle that gripped worth a damn was the Guantlet before the update and you know it.
drifting in a phoenix is hilariously easy.

>>148687210
I take a polaroid and snap pictures really really fast.

>>148687514
>talking about the futo, the car specifically set up for dorifto
even with the futo, if you try and get a high-speed drift going what happens is the engine's revs end up dropping and so you lose power the more sideways you get
this is why the best drifters all stay at low speeds so they can constantly use mid-drive speedboosts in order to keep the revs high during a maneuver
also the fastest car in muscle before things got ruined, the dominator, was only fast if you kept it nice and grippy because the instant you went sideways, again, you just lost all rpms and then you had no power meaning you'd lose in a racing situation

>>148687210
Use rockstar editor to record video, make a clip, export it into a webm software?
Not that hard, all you had to do was literally Google "how do I make a webm"

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>>148687210
Well it's pretty easy on console, just use the inbuilt DVR to capture the footage, edit it with the inbuilt software and move it to your computer. Process it with "Webm for bakas" or "Webm for retards" if you can find it. size limit is 3 meg so try to keep them less than 30 seconds, downscale resolution before you downscale the bitrate is it comes out above 3meg and always use "high quality conversion"

For PC either capture and edit with the included replay system and retrieve them from the hidden library (tricky to find, basically don't bother with this method) or you can use screen capture software, I'd recommend OBS, and edit with whatever you can get your hands on, then convert from mpeg to webm using the same programs listed above.

It's all very finicky and takes some learning but all that hard work may one day earn you literally several (You)'s. I learned late last year fucking about /mgg/ before I realized it wasn't a community worth putting the effort into.

>>148687210
Shadowplay + webm for bakas all day

>>148687902
>it's impossible to maintain a drift in this game
>lol except with that car

And what about the Phoenix?

>this is why
Yes anon, it has less to do with anything you've mentioned and more to do with there being an automatic transmission.
>dominator is grippy until you put it sideways
Like every other grippy car, when it loses grip, it's generally tragic.
I don't see how your dominator point was relevant except to agree with me.

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>>148687959
that never really works for me though. any video i captue ends up being too large to upload to 4chan. idk how yall even get vids past 20 seconds long. you know what. imma try this on obs.

>>148688394
i had to fuck with the resolution on mine a lot to get it to upload to 4chan.

>>148688394
>20 seconds
That's usually way too long and requires you to lower the resolution/bitrate way too much

>>148687514
>>148687902
>>148688279
I was having issues with connecting to the R* servers the other day so I tried dropping the suspension down on a Schwartzer I found in SP and it drifted really well

>>148688394
Some tips
>fuck 60 fps, that shit literally halves the time of your clip
>resolution 480 -1 will portray most anything properly and doesn't swallow much bitrate
>always use high quality mode, contrary to what you might assume from the name it just means it uses a more thorough encoding that is more efficient but takes longer to render the file. Better to take five more minutes to create than for it to either be garbage or be too big.

>>148688279
>Yes anon, it has less to do with anything you've mentioned and more to do with there being an automatic transmission.
No, it actually doesn't have to do with automatic transmissions - were it just a transmission thing, it would continue to spin with occasional hard dips in revs right up until either you reach last gear or you don't have enough power to get the wheels spinning, but what you instead see is a consistent dip in power while staying in gear up until the point where you regain traction. This is traction or stability control in play, not transmissions.
>And what about the Phoenix?
Honestly, I never used the Phoenix so I can't talk about its ability to drift at speeds, but my next point might explain why I don't think it's a relevant point.
>Like every other grippy car, when it loses grip, it's generally tragic.
In reality, when you lose grip in any car you can at least try to control it. The thing that causes some cars in GTAV to be 'grippy' is not just their ability to actually grip the surface, but the inbuilt traction control systems in GTAV that make sure that cars only oversteer a certain amount. This is why pretty much no car in the game understeers and it is nearly impossible to get most cars to have a controlled drift, once you get beyond the parameters of where you're supposed to be able to turn it will drop power until you are back in control.
>>148688915
Slamming breaks R*'s code for suspension, so it ends up removing most traction control issues. The easiest way to get a car sliding in a controlled manner is to slam it.

>>148688915
Yeah, you'd be surprised how slippery cars get when you add a turbo to them. I remember thinking my Coquette was a grip machine, installed turbo, might as well have installed bars of soap instead of wheels.

>>148689051
>blah blah blah
"Automatic transmission"
as in it shifts for you.
Do you deny that if I can't lock myself in 3rd gear I can't bounce off the rev limiter to keep my wheels spinning? Do you agree that I have to constantly keep myself within the "range" the game determines 3rd gear to be in to avoid an upshift resulting in my tires regaining grip (as they would irl) and me fucking up?
>Honestly, I've never even tried all the muscle cars
so why are you complaining about there being "x" amount in the running? The Phoenix is a godmachine if you can control it lad.
>in reality
In reality, it's not GTA5.
Stop applying real world principles to a video game with the physics engine of a Bethesda game.

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Bati or Akuma?

>>148689526
Both.

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>>148689526
without a doubt Akuma

inb4 Batifags. Go wheelie somewhere else

>>148685932
i drive old and bad cars that cost too much and pretend i'm a hipster who became a criminal ironically while looking down on gangsters

>>148689369
The problem with your argument for it being a transmission thing is that you can get that exact same effect while in top gear. If you spin out at your top speed, you'll end up still spinning your tires and then coming right back.
>so why are you complaining about there being "x" amount in the running?
Because I'm not retarded enough to think that a car will do better than other cars that have objectively better setups in terms of both power and grip. I'll try it sometime, though.
>GTA isn't reality dumbass
Yeah, but the aspects I describe are there. Modders on PC can and have made cars perform much more accurately to reality by shutting off that traction control system. If you remember properly, there was a patch where R* decided to up the power of that system and completely changed the feel of the cars and also killed the mid-drive speed boost up until they reverted that change.

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>>148689894
>I drive old and bad cars
well you're an okay guy in my book.

>>148689778
>being unable to wheelie
>anime image

Retards go somewhere else

>>148686606
Is this going to be a new car or a Benis update?

>>148689964
>if you spin out at top speed
we're talking about drifting?

>complains about x
>refuses to text it out himself
I guess if I can pull a graph out of my ass that shows how much of a faggot you are you'll eat that right up too?

>but the aspects
>modders
aren't relevant. I could have very easily linked one of the 100+ modded drifting videos.

>If you remember properly,
I just started playing this morning after over a year not playing, so no, I don't.

>>148690346
new car

>>148690346
Some people at gtaforums are saying it's going to be it's own vehicle.

It also has unique customization options, not even the ones from the normal tampa.

>>148690408
>we're talking about drifting?
Drifting doesn't have some magical system compared to loss of traction in some other way, dude. Go sideways, try and do a sikk drift, you'll get the same result regardless of whether you're at top speed or at the lowest speed.
>oh no someone trusted the most common source for discussion of competitive racing
You're talking about how you think sliding a car is honestly faster in a race than people gripping so I don't know how seriously I can take you.
>hurr modders just magically do things
The point is WHAT they changed and what result they got out of doing that. The traction control in GTAV is a super obvious part of driving the cars. The fact that it exists and is a prominent reason why cars handle the way they do isn't really up for discussion, it's been proven time and time again.

>>148690836
has no unique*

>>148690913
>try to do sikk driff at 20 mph
>skid to stop
>try to do sikk driff at 160 mph
>skid out a bit, correct trajectory, still going over 100 MPH
are you an actual breathing meme?

>>148690913
wait, wait, you think I'm actually arguing that drifting is -better- for racing?
where did I imply that?
Link the post.

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am i a qt?

>>148691307
no

>>148691000
>correct trajectory
so you mean you didn't even bother to test to see what would happen if you continued to spin the wheels in top gear? that's like saying that there's no eventual loss of power when doing a burnout in gta5 because you decided to stop holding down the power after a second because you'd already proven your point
>>148691180
My first post was a double statement that drifting is complete trash in GTA and that drifting is terrible for racing, you seemed to be arguing against both. If you weren't, I apologize for suggesting otherwise.

>>148691307
Be my gta gf?

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>>148691307
this guy kawaii af tbqh

>>148691386
I pretty obviously said the best in class muscle was the grippiest Guantlet. My argument is that drifting in GTAO is completely possible, if not as possible as I'd like it to be.

>correct trajectory
actually, it's because generally when you go over 100 mph trying to do a drift is also known as a "barrel roll" and irl experience trumps what I know won't happen in a video game.

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>super race because reasons
>ahead of the pack
>my spider sense is tingling
>tap the brakes and turn slightly to the left
>instant 10 car pile-up and utter chaos behind me
>leisurely drive off and win
>lol tryhard!!!

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>tfw you join a session and get mugged within ten seconds

>>148691575
The Gauntlet's the easiest to control, but it wasn't the best in class even before all this got fucked up. Dominator dominated, bro.
>things that happen irl will happen in this game
Are you the same poster as the post that said the game's car physics are bunk and any knowledge of how things work IRL is completely pointless? Just checking.

>>148691598
>Move to the side to let the obviously faster cars pass
>Hit a dinky little sign that doesn't budge at all and completely stops me
>2nd place to 14th in a second

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>>148691842
>he doesn't know how to read
Try again.
"Irl experience trumps what I know WON'T happen in a video game."
>dominator
was actually pretty well matched with the Guantlet, Domi won the straight lines, guantlet won the corners.
Corners are where you win, if you lose on the straight you lost on the last corner.

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>>148691598
>Broughy shows footage of a 25-car contact race while discussing the new speed glitch
>the second the race starts he turbos hard left just to avoid the inevitable pile-up at the first corner
>Someone still intentionally crashes into him

God it's almost like GTA players can't have nice things.

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>>148691903
>hit a curb "incorrectly"
>car spins out of control or just flips
>get run over by everyone until i'm last place

>>148692058
Is that the one were he's talking about the 7-seventy?

>late to gtag
>girls already taken
its not fair

>>148692230
he was driving the seven-70 so probably, it was re-used footage ostensibly from a stream.

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>>148691415
ok

>>148692364
A nerd in real life and a nerd in GTAO lmaoing at your life

>>148692058
That's actually just what he does at the start of races, he likes starting from the back when it's not tournament time.

>>148685932
I pretend to be a meme anti-hero and run down Grove street headshotting negros.
Vigilante Simulator is FUN.

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>>148691903
>mfw hitting shitty little undestroyable signs

>>148692364
There are no girls you stupid retard.

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>>148693014
I'm a girl btw

>>148693195
>I use a voice changer btw
FTFY

>>148692364
Quick, name your gtag-waifu

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>>148693369
qt

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Still the best part of the update desu

>>148693369
TheThirdType

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Can I get an invite to the meme general crew?
I got everything I wanted but a chopper/besra, but playing this game without frens is terrible.
And I never completed Heists as Host beyond Series A, kek pubs.
SC RRashu.

>>148693369
nobody

>>148693510
You forgot your trip, qt.

>>148693369
Crimefighter.

>>148693369
how can i have one if there are no girls

>>148693521
I unironically like that meme spoiler and both liveries.
But I had to spend mones on REE-7B, because gotta go fast and ETR1 is too fat.

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>>148693195
Why would a girl play a grindfest like gta online when you could play a grindfest like Persona.

The correct answer is because you've finished every one 3 times already

>>148693925
Because my ERP MMOs are shit/dead.

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>>148694116
Okay, whoa. I'm pretty sure anyone in GTA online, when asked to ERP, would either say "that's gay, fag" or would just ask you where you live and when you go to sleep.

>>148694346
That's okay, I've never asked anybody to ERP.

>>148694660
Well played, trevor
*tips rapier*

Is the Savage worth getting if I already have a Buzzard?

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Alright bitches. testing out this webm thing.

>>148694739
No. It's slower, larger, weaker and not connected to the VIP insta spawn menu.

>>148694779
Noice.
not shit compression and well below filesize/10

>>148694739
It's slower and has the fucking same HP.
But it can reach a higher top speed iirc, and has the meme explosive ammo which is quite okay IMO.
If you're a lockon shitter, it doesn't have to reload missiles like Buzzard does, you just spam away.
I would have only grabbed one at the sale.

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Can one of you guys help spawn the dubsta 2 for me?

Screen Name: Bigdigbanging69

>>148694739
Savage is better at shitting out explosives but it's more clunky to fly and slower.

>>148694897
i need to figure out what resolution to keep it at though. my game saves it in 16x10 i think.

>>148694739
Best vehicle to use if you're someone who plays Headhunter often

>>148694909
Sorry, it's slower turning and pitching, generally, is what I meant.
But linearly it should be able to be a little faster.

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>>148685932

>just want to roll as a street rat dime store hood junkie knocking off liquor stores for coke money
>every update is gold plated bullshit because SATIRE GUYS and shark card shekels

Maybe I've just been playing it too long.

Or maybe I'm just a faggot, probably both at this point.

>>148695096
as long as one of the resolution values is "-1" the aspect ratio is preserved. I doubt anyone will complain if you are pushing 16:10 content.

>>148694981
It's tough mate. Last I knew, they spawned in Lester's DOS mission. Want to try and see if it's the case?

>>148693547
t. T3T

>>148695192
It's both, senpai.
But that's okay, I feel you.
The only way to have fun anymore is to be post-irony which is a whole anti-satiric meme theme as well.

>>148695217
so i enter in -1 x 480?

>>148695323
>DOS
?

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>>148695434
>Denial of Service
>The only Lester mission with those initials

>>148695192
That's what the lowriders update was, a low end themed update

>>148695504

And I'm happy for the beaners, really I am.

But I will not sully my Sabre Turbo with fucking hydraulics. Fuck that.

>>148695415
yes, or for a smaller image 480 -1.

Really it can be anything you want, if you're not hitting 3 meg limit you might as well make it whatever the source video dimensions are. Though for anything but rips of anime scenes (which is kinda what webm was designed for and most effective at) you're gonna struggle to meet size limits.

I just reached level 120. Should I buy the minigun?

>>148695818
no.

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>>148695818
why not, though honestly it's lock out of cover and sprint makes it inferior to an upgraded combat MG.

The true max level is 135, when your capacity for body armor is maxed at 10 super heavies. Past that I kinda wish I could stop accruing RP altogether.

>>148695818
Yes, best weapon to deal with insurgent shitters and jet shitters.

>>148696269
>what is the sniper rifle class
GOTG

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>>148684761
SEND HELP

>>148696854
I'd agree with you on jets but the minigun is way better at dealing with insurgents unless you're a faggot who spends hours plinking people from rooftops

So...
Haven't played in a long while, did they nerf the Insurgent's smashing?
My no-turret version has less traction in crashes than my fucking kuruma, and half the cars it crashes frontally send it flying.
Maybe I just forget how it was, but I remember using this thing to hit harder than cargo trucks and exploding cars against walls.

>>148696976
There's a turbine stunt race? God damnit I keep replaying the same 3 tracks because the average player is a fucking moron that likes replaying the same shit over & over.

>>148696976
>catchup, customs and slipstream off
I don't see an issue here

>>148695323
They spawn in the morning, people just use Denial because it's locked at 12AM and there's no time limit for the last truck.

>>148697568
>look at me and how hardcoar am I
>do I fit yet?
>moooom

>>148695323
I added you dawg, sent you a messageg

>>148697568
>>148697841
my point was how chaotic that lobby was. .-.

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>>148697841
>actually defending catchup and slipstream
Jesus Christ this general has fallen

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>kill the shit out of a rando who attacked my homie
>he asks me if I'm a girl
>receive friend request

oh boy

>>148699204
Are you?

>>148696976
the only way to make that lobby better would be first person lock

>>148699358
No, both of the armless autists are neckbearded losers.

>>148699620
Why would men play girls? Pretty homosexual behavior

>>148699358
Yes. Everyone in GTAO who plays a girl character is a girl in real life. they require you to submit a DNA sample before you can even create a female character.

>>148693550
A-anybody?
RIP, guess I'll be replaying the Story for the 8th time and playing more neps.

Not related but, gpd damn this REE and ETR1 180 MPH meme is so fun, I hope they don't remove it (Maybe add it to the proto, and make other supers a bit faster?), driving at that speed is actually challenging for once even if the physics are shit.
Must be terrible for races, though.

>>148699808
So you identify as a girl?

>>148699204
Are you going to give him a Rayman-job?

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>when xDarkness_Killax spins you out while youre in first place, so you desperately block the road and xHunter_NightmareSlayerx crashes into you so you get a boost and driving in the right direction

i aint even mad

>>148700317
What goes through a person's mind when they make usernames like these?

>>148700498
"On a scale of X to xx how autistic am I?"

>>148700498
Mostly Naruto, Linkin Park and other lame shit.

>>148700317
It is 100% ironic. The point is to upset you.

I used to go by Xpyro_foxX.

>>148700903
>100% ironic
You sorry fool.

>>148700903
At a certain post ironic shittery is indistinguishable from shittery.

If you suck your friends dick as a joke like "haha I'm being a fag look at me" you'll just be known as that fag who sucks dick, not that guy who makes fun of people who suck dick.

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Anyone want this Dubsta2? Join me, if you do.

>>148701113
tfw ironically have a chrome karuma in my garage just to trigger autists

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Can any cucks help me and do some missions or VIP shit?

lvl 50 scrub here, need only 200k more until i can buy a business

R* name: Bigdigbanging69

Anyone else finding these "stunt" races super boring?

Every fucking match is catchup and slipstream on, and the "stunts" are basically just jumps that you have to go off straight or you lose the race. It's like trackmania baby edition

>>148702150
Yeah, there's not much actual racing in these tracks. Would be better if they were around steering your vehicle mid air or something.

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>>148701605
>those rims on my rusted red/black voodoo

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>>148684761
post mexiflush

>>148702293
Too bad you can't have them, they're Secret Gold and revert once in your garage.

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>>148695738
what the fuck is this. 4chan actually helping me? yall niggas must be high af.

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I can't wait for the editor to come out for stunt races

we'll get some actual good tracks and not r*s babys first race tracks

>>148702150
>It's like trackmania baby edition
That's basically what I've been calling it, and I've got serious blue balls from the stunt props not being released yet.

>>148702687
I'm gonna make one going in a 90 degree angle into the sky using boosts than sky diving into a bowl that funnels into 20 consecutive loops going in multiple angles. I'm crashing this update with no survivors.

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>>148702414
i don't mean the colour, I have those rims painted an orange brown and they look as if they were rusted and covered in brake dust

>>148702381
Literally who

>>148684761
Can I get an invite to the crew? I'm not getting any crew mates with my crew tag
SC RicedOut370Z

>>148704092
pls b fake name

>>148704092
Gotcha

>>148704138
Nope, just ironic (^:

>>148704221
Thank you kindly!
>tfw am now in 3 different Gtag crews

>>148693550
Pls respond
I promise my memes are top quality

>>148704959
what's your best meme?

>>148703054
Just make sure the finish line is micromoments before they hit the ground and explode.

>>148705105
My life.

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>>148702150
>tfw people are memorizing the super races and picking those every time

>>148705180
I'm afraid that's not good enough.

>>148693550
Gotcha
Didn't see you.

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>>148684761
>tfw

>>148705690
>expecting gtag not to die in heists

>Crime getting this mad on mic.

Comedy gold.

>>148689369
his post about losing power is entirely accurate. Do any full speed turn and youll notice the engine drop an octave.

You can even hear the engine note drop sown when you try to drift. Even in the futo, the pheonic, the comet etc. This is why Im completely unexcited for the new tampa. Its more fake drifting from rockstars aging dumbed down vehicle mechanics.

Rmember when they brok double clutching? Its because they increased traction control even more so that the engine didnt have enough power because you tapped the brake. Rockstar has been trying to make it easier to drive for the blithering masses for a while now.

This update they made it harder to fall of motorcycles, and made some of the new cars easier to drive on walls/loops by giving them more downforce.

>>148695615
the hydraulics are optional

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I thought I saw something weird flash on the screen for a second, pull up the Shadowplay replay, then I found this.
What did they mean by this?

>>148707496
It's just a missing texture image that shows up whenever something fails to load.

>>148707496
some cars have this image because the car wasn't designed to be stored, and the devs took shortcuts.

see: original dubsta 2, lifeguard 4x4, tank

Usually it means the image wasn't able to be loaded.

>>148703046
when the track creator gets released, there are going to be some hardcore fucking tracks. We might not be going 450mph like in trackmania, but we will haver to race them with gta cars which by comparison have absolutely no traction..

>>148702687
donks in tubes, stunt planes in tubes, and boats in tubes.

EVERYTHING IN TUBES

Sandking? TUBES. Futo? TUBES. Brickade? TUBES. Semi Truck? TUBES. Bus? TUBES. Monster truck? TUBES.

Imma make a boost pad faggio only course that keeps the faggio at 100 mph.

how to impress the ladies of gtag?

>>148708772
Drive up next to them and honk for a minute straight then message them if they're a girl. If that doesn't woo them then try running them over. It works every. time.

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>>148689526
Akuma so long as you aren't shit will carry you through all your races, provided it ain't long, long straights you're dealing with.

It's like Initial D in which you get most of your wins through outright better cornering. [Especially if the assists are off]

>>148708889
thanks ahole i just got kicked from crew because of your advice

>>148708970
>provided it ain't long, long straights you're dealing with.
Which is most of the stunt tracks.

>>148709429
They were impressed with your alpha display and unanimously agreed you were too good for the crew. Congratulations tiger.

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>>148709462
I'm just basing my experience off the current bike races they've added in this update.

>shitters can't into turns, so easy inside pass without fear of being pitted
>corner so well, shitters can't catch up even with assists

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>PS4 server is down
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>148710104
Not for me

>>148710104
4thepayers

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>>148710104
>pay money to get access to a service on top of your regular data plan
>it's not even always available
Sonyggers will defend this.

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Wait, so what's the deal with REEEE mobile?

You stick with the stock wheels and go faster or what?

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>too poor to become a CEO
>already got the complete all heists bonus
>heists are shit compared to being an associate
>no PC bros online doing CEO stuff
>tfw forever poor
Wake me up.

>>148710173
>>148710371
baited ;^)

>>148710736
Dumb frogposter.

>>148710371
>Rockstar services are unavailable. Starting Grand Theft Auto 5...

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Option to remove aero kit when :^)

>>148711390
>implying you need to pay a fee to play GTA past the base $60
Dumbass

>>148711872
Think he meant PS+©®™ to play online on the PS4®™© console. But you would know this if pcucks knew how to understand what they were reading. :)

>>148711809
Same time we get an option to remove the bodykit on the Feltzer and remove all the bolts and shit from the Tyrus
Never.

>>148711872
When it was on sale for 35$, I paid an extra 20$ for a Shark Card because it was still below the base $60

Isn't Ps4 supposed to not have hackers? I've heard that there aren't any mods for it, but some guy definitely just teleported behind me (I wasn't a hologram) on my yacht during Piracy Prevention.

When I killed him in the room after respawning he spawned on the beach, I zoomed in on him, and he disappeared. I check the map, and he showed up instantly behind me again, and I exploded, and continued to explode every time I respawned until he'd captured it.

I thought we were done with meme menu's on console.

>>148710434
Stock Rims: Highest Top Speed, bad turning.
Anything Else: Lower Top Speed, better turning.
Offroad Rims: Lowest Top Speed, best turning.

This goes for the ETR1 as well.

>>148712394
There aren't any "menus" but there's a couple exploits with the job creator.

>Rubbed one out to my character in the shower
I have reached a new low

>>148712543
Do job creator exploits allow people to teleport onto my boat and make me explode every time I respawn?

>>148712580
I wouldn't worry. I mean you most likely tried your best to make the most attractive character possible to you. Then you saw them naked.

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>>148712394
>>148712651
>mfw less than a month after PC is free of menus piss4 gets them
Too rich

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WHO OWNS THIS

>>148712928
what are these menus you guys are talking about? I'm new.

>>148713006
neo /gtag/ everyone

>>148712928
>PC
>Free of menu's
>Ever

>>148713015
Mod menus you fucking sperg.

>>148713095
Why are you mad?

>>148713006
Me, come at me

>>148713006
>(48) IP in thread

>>148713095
>>PC
>>Free of menu's
>>Ever
Yeah, right now
Enjoy gettin blown up shitboi
>>148713015
Mod menus. Allows you to give yourself money, spawn in stuff, other things. But mostly used by children with a god complex who like to blow up entire lobbies with a click of a button.

>>148713361
>Enjoy gettin blown up shitboi

Actually I'm the one doing the explosions.

t. PCuck with a working menu.

>>148712651
Yes
Vid is an old X360 version but I'm pretty sure you can make it work on PS4/XONE And maybe PC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkIxUxvyH_8

>>148713632
oh no i might have to find a new session once in a while
oh no

>>148713632
Sure kiddo

>>148712394
I haven't seen anything like this before. Maybe you were just lagging really badly.

>>148713742

I thought there weren't any menu's on PC.

:^)

>>148713906
That guy looks like TheThirdType

>>148712651
>>148713734
Here's the 7sins for the current method on all consoles.
http://www.se7ensins.com/forums/threads/semi-creator-in-mp-returns-teleport-otr-godmode-all-consoles.1537579/

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>>148712394
>(I wasn't a hologram)

I'm laffin.

>>148713906
>nessi calling other people fags
lol

>>148713906
It's always been weird to me that gay is censored but fag isn't

>>148713006
Hey I'm that dot on your may! Saved! :^)

>>148714661
Since when is being in a blater screenshot a positive?

>>148713006
>players are voting to have you removed form the session

Haven't been here in around a year and a half. When did this place get so cancerous?

>>148715256
When the game released on PC. The worst part is they don't even realize how toxic they are.

>>148715256
When the autistic upper management took over.

>>148715256
When you came back

>>148715367
it's not that bad

>>148715361
I know, this used to be a safe space from shitlords.

I got a few opinion questions:

1. Where is some good garages to buy? I have the OG eclipse tower apartment back from when the game first came out, and if there are any 10 car garages nearby, I'd like to have them as close as possible. Or near the beach, since I got a yacht out there usually.

2. Which new super should I get? I'm leaning toward the RE-7B. Because it looks hardcore. The Tyrus is a McLaren/Saleen though. And goddamn do I like McLaren and Saleen.

ETR1 looks like trash.

3. Which new Truck should I get? I like the way the Desert Raid looks, but it also looks kinda dumb at the same time.

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>tfw purposefully fucking up at the start of races with catchup on so i can fly ahead to first just in time for the race to finish

>Shoot a sticky in somebodies hand
>I have to pay for their car even though they were being shitters

>>148716212
RE-7B

So, how long until the RE-7B get's X80'd?

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>>148712580
at first i was really disapointed to read this post then i remembered about 10 years ago i took all my night elfs clothes off and /dance emoted then jacked off

>>148717079
Excuse me?

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>>148715767
>bring jets to gunfights
>cry that their menus don't work, but others do.
>spam the thread with shitty rocket webms
>cry about players who destroy their crates, and want everyone to votekick them
>constant chat spam of stale unfunny memes.
>cry about passive jet togglers instead of making sure that fucker never makes it airborne even in passive.
>still need to pile on one guy like a pack of vultures fighting over a dead animal.
>people bitch in the thread about getting killed by crew members in game
>leader is a small balled manlet who can't commit to anything.

Not that bad. Mate, you should take a step back, and see how far this crew has fallen. Every fucker who isn't a literal has become the qt of this generation.

>>148717467
As in, becomes obsolete with the next update.

>>148717479
Fuck off, buzzin. Holy fuck.

>>148717567
Oh. I don't think that will happen. We're hitting Rockstar's faggotry limits with this update.

>>148717673
He's right though.

>>148717673
I think you've got the wrong bird.

>>148717778
Literally join a biker crew if you get mad at gtag play style and bullying. Why are you even have? Fucking whiners. Go join GENT the gentleman's crew.

>fucking whiners

Look in the mirror lad.

>>148713906
>wanting npc clothing
>">"
Wish I could green arrow in chat on PC. Fucking character's illegal and Rockstar's a bitch.

>>148718149
>Look in the mirror lad.
I see a smoking hot female.

>it's an anon is too scared to say who s/he is episode

What is the best way to make money right now? I went back online because of the update, and everything is freaking expensive.

Is there a way to get the new cars in Single Player?

>>148719201
I got your identity right fucking here.

>>148719480
>forgetting to post a picture of your nuts
you had ONE JOB SHITPOSTER.

Aim preferences change race lobbies?

R-right?

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cuteposting

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accept my invite

Higgus

>>148714412
company is British right?
in the UK a fag is a cigarette

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>>148720523
don't talk to me or my crew ever again

>>148721042
HOW TO DEFEAT HIGGUS, A GUIDE.
Step 1. Start an engaging argument
Step 2. Drop out of argument half way though and declare he's won.

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>>148685128
meme

>>148720214
What the fuck are you saying?

FA and FAA share a session while AA and TA share a session.

when your waiting for a race to start how does the host keep extending the time?

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>>148693510
>He's saving everything even linked to me

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>>148713906
I wouldn't mind seeing some bikes at Benny's tbqhwy kin.

>>148722303
WHEN?

>>148721859
CURRENT AND TOPICAL

>>148722431
maybe 2 days ago when I posted it first

How do I configure my mouse so that it's linear and snappy? Because at close range it feels like that one webm of console peasants trying to shoot each other

>>148716212
RE-7B is the current meta, however it's ludicrous speed is supposedly a glitch that will be patched out. Seems like RE-7B is supposed to be the most manoeuvrable, Tyrus the fastest, and ETR1 a balance between the two.

why the fuck has this game been telling me the servers are down for the last 12 fucking hours

Game keeps joining me to empty lobbies.
Literally just me every time.
s m h

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Post heist gear mateys.

>>148722102
the host can add 30 seconds to it once by hitting extend timer

or

keep resetting the timer indefinitely by switching to closed/open session

What's the sign of a better racer on GTA:O?

Someone who can lead from the front the entire way with catchup bitches and swpiers putting pressure on them or someone who can fight through the pack?

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>>148724310
The person who can dodge the 30 car pileup at the beginning of Congestion Charge

>>148724310
Best racers usually lose when contact is on

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Anyone want to do the entire Pacific Standard run all the way through?
Reply with your username I'll invite you.

>>148724316
Turning it off.

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Quickly, post characters!

>Having tense, fast, clean duel for first
>Some faggot is driving around the wrong way
>Smashes us both off
>Manage to gather my shit and charge back
>Lets some kiddy clown win
>Lost to him by 0.020 seconds

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>>148724768
complete with tumblr nose

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>>148724007
Here pal, best I could try. I too wana see more from others.

Got £5m
Should I become a CEO?

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>session kicking me out meme happening again
Cockstar servers are literally the only gripe I have with the game

>>148724907
wtf is wrong with your $ bro? you're not a filthy yuro are you?

>>148724905
They're all wearing different gloves REEEEEE

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What I really mean is, I only rarely ever shit on doorsteps

>>148713906
BIKER BIKES

For the "collect a bounty" objective can you survive a bounty placed on you or do you have to kill someone with a bounty?

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>>148724907
>have $65 milli
>don't know if I'll have enough when I upgrade from dedgen

suffering never ends

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Anyone wanna run any heist on PC?
I need that $$$ I'll run whatever.

>>148725964
Yeah I'm looking for people to do the full Pacific Standard run with.
Username?

>>148726159
Varlotto

>>148725783
the latter

>>148726159
>>148726209
either my internet is being retarded or steam being down makes me be offline for rockstar i'm just gonna go watch animes and try later

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>>148720508

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>in race lobby with 2 other guys
>I keep winning with at least a minute lead
>get kicked
>they send me friend requests

should I accept them?

Holy shit the bf400 is fun af. With a wheelie you can jump over anything

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>>148722303
That was pretty much this update.

I wouldnt be surpried that with fast cheap chopppers, we might get million dollar new bati/akuma though. They have yet to jew the bikes at all, which is weird, the class is untouched and p balanced. Doomsday approaches.

>>148684761

Anon do you use a mod to enhance the driving experience ?

I use those ones , it's pretty gud :
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/drift-assist

https://fr.gta5-mods.com/vehicles/realistic-driving-v

Do you recommand other mods ?

I made a quick video (in shitty quality even though my encode was perfect, thanks youtube) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiLXLweOkDw

>>148721560
Wait is higgus the niggus still with us, i remember him going full REEEEEEE when we destroyed his cuckruma

>tfw dont care about money anymore woth the addition of yacht assaults
When have you reached nirvana /gotg/

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>>148727389
>using those stupid baggy pants

>>148717479
>bring jets to gunfights
Sometimes, most of the time when they did it first or just deserve it for being ultimate shitters
>cry that their menus don't work, but others do.
Because getting aimbotted without the ability to kick them is fun
>spam the thread with shitty rocket webms
Just don't watch them
>cry about players who destroy their crates, and want everyone to votekick them
People who destroy crates are cunts and R* are bigger cunts for making it so fucking easy
>constant chat spam of stale unfunny memes.
Guilty
>cry about passive jet togglers instead of making sure that fucker never makes it airborne even in passive.
So you'd waste all your time babysitting every passive jetshitter just to keep them from doing their bullshit?
>still need to pile on one guy like a pack of vultures fighting over a dead animal
Do you also kick beehives and cry when you get swarmed?
>people bitch in the thread about getting killed by crew members in game
The crew is there to give you a couple of people you can trust and play with instead of having to worry about being shot on sight like 99% of the others who play this shitty game
>leader is a small balled manlet who can't commit to anything
At least he's not you

>>148728376
>girls get tight logo pants
>guys get extremely baggy ones that look like shit
Sex change update when?

Pink slips when?

>>148724316
Non-Stop Pop

Only if "Everything She Wants" is playing

>>148725821
Buy some vehicle bonds mate.

Even if you get jewed over, those vehicle bonds cam get you up and running again.

>>148728960
He is upset because 65m isn't enough to buy everything. It isn't, I had like 80m in hackerbux that I blew before yachts even came out.

>public session to myself
>VIP on cooldown
>time is 20:00
"You know what? I think I'll actually hire a prostitute"
>park buzzard, get in coupe
>roll up to a pair of decent pixels
>insufficient funds
HOLY SHIT how much does this cost? I have 1.8m; I know gtao is crap with currency realism but goddamn.

>>148724316
My own because eurobeat

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How much will the new Tampa cost?

>>148729085
You need it in cash not stored in a bank

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>>148727213
Had this happen yesterday.

They kept betting on me and I was making 50k wins easy

Still didn't add them

>>148729085
you need cash not money in your bank, dumbass

>>148729085
>paying whores with a credit card

>>148729085
Its pocket dorrars m8

>>148729102
Fuck off, Curry.

>>148729405
Im slavic you fucking westener