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Bridge Edition

Standalone Gwent is announced!
playgwent.com

Blood & Wine and patch 1.22 is released!
New Region trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJT5XRftOU
Launch trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP-ZsLYGJfQ
Patchnotes: http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.22-ENG.pdf

HoS developer stream: http://www.twitch
.tv/gogcom/v/21846005

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
http://pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Console Commands Currently broken
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
http://imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

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Shani is perfection.
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First for canon
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>>148552640
What about Ciri?
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>>148552761
>putting chivalric values in the same sentence as a woman who has to lie in order to get a man to sleep with her
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>ciri calling emhyr papa
>not stockholm syndrome
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:3
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>>148553153
A whore.
Lovely, yes, but a whore.

So, in a future witcher game, where could it take place?
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>>148553304
"Yen, this is my new wife, Regis. Ciri, this is also your new vampire mom."
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reminder that Ciri loved Mistle
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>>148553369
ciri is pure
shani is a sorority slut
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>>148553447
Purest love
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How many peasants do I have to cut down for His Royal Majesty to give me a white Roach?
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>>148553195
holy shit
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>>148553438
Better than mama Avallac'h and papa Emhyr
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>>148553565
You can get a black horse if you refuse money from the emperor for bringing Ciri.
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>>148554015
I know, but I'd like a white one

>inb4 racist
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Ciri cleans up nicely
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>>148554219
>muh prince on a white horse
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Guys I just got to kaer morhen so how far in the game am I ?
It feels as if I'm nearing the end.
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>>148556174
Vesemir dies
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>>148556279
Book 7
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>>148556174
50%
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>>148556421
Oh damn I am at level 22 so it makes sense when the expansions start at level 34.
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>>148556682
Remember to be a good dad!
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>>148557016
But ofcourse, I'm still not sure if emhyr would take good care of ciri or not.
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this i hate portals meme i getting fucking tiring
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>>148557158
Emhyr is bad and especially so for Ciri
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>>148557198
Ok thanks I'll keep that in mind.
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Nonsense
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>>148557192
Hey the guy just hates it.
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Medallion's humming. A thread full of faggots, gotta be.
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Olgierd von Everec in his immortal state vs. The Unseen Elder vs. Eredin. Who wins?
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>>148558003
Unseen
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>>148558003
Eredin dies like a little bitch. The Unseen Elder beats Olgierd to a pulp but ultimately can't kill him. Unseen wins, Eredin loses, Olgierd will wake up with the headache of his life.
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What does White Gull taste like?
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>Regis insists Detlaff is good at heart
>Detlaff attacks Beauclair at the first chance
Fuck off Regis. I know he's your friend but stop being a naive bitch
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>>148557505
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOYOruxiKEc
Goddamn, I wish Witcher 3 was more politics-oriented.
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>>148559747
These polacks know how to show medieval politics in their game.
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so vesemir cannot be saved kinda understand now why even tho im totally sad about it, otherwise ciri might not have grown so much as a person and as a fighter

can crach be saved?
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>>148559146
He actually waited 4 days longer than he said be would
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oh my god this stupid ass teleport joke

can you just please

ONE TIME

NOT MENTION

YOU HATE THE FUCKING PORTALS
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>>148559747
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqlBYmWafZQ

Tywin was the most decent monarch to unite the 7 kingdoms and bring order to those filthy northerners. He should've stayed in power forever.
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>>148560847
>can crach be saved?
nope
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>>148561571
Kill yourself, gaylord
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So after you throw the baby in the oven can you wait out the guards until the old dude comes out? Just completed that quest and nobody minding the guys Geralt just slaughtered was somewhat of an immersion breaker.
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>>148559008
Lilac and gooseberries
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Reminder that both the books and the games are made by neo-nazis
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>>148559146
Dettlaff's biggest issue is that he doesn't stop to think. He nearly goes into a blind rage because someone cuts ahead of him in a queue.
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>>148564068
Nice
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>>148552653
How do I make this happen? I care for both of them and would like to see them happy.
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>>148564596
modelswap
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i'm in a wall
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>>148552761
Post waifu-patch CDPR makes me sad.
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>>148553195
That's actually pretty true to chivalry. Look at all the Arthurian legend shit.

>>148553237
She's really prone to it.

>>148553369
Somewhere south of the Yaruga would be best for a Ciri game I think. Gotta work in her backstory that they neglected in TW3.
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>>148557158
>But ofcourse, I'm still not sure if emhyr would take good care of ciri or not.
There's a reason they've almost never spoken to each other. The games don't tell you but last time they were near each other it was his intent to force Geralt and Yennefer to kill themselves, then rape Ciri to make a super baby of his dynasty. He only relented because Ciri started crying and he lost his nerve at the last second.

He outright tells you he's only looking for her for political reasons at the first meeting, too.
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>>148559146
Love hurts.
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Dettlaff did literally nothing wrong
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>>148568368
Agreed. Beauclair is a terrible place that should be wiped from the face of the Earth.
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What's the turkey of the Witcher universe?
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>>148568491
...turkey.
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What is Ciri's favorite food? :3
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>>148569812
Vanilla pudding! :3
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>>148569812
Drowner cum
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>>148564596
You don't have to make it happen because it's already canon silly. :3
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>>148569812
Kittens
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>>148570105
I love these two together. :3
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>>148570317
They're both boring, so I guess they do belong with each other.
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>>148570105
Triss will need to pick out a new dress for their wedding! :3
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I will *never* forgive you...

Do the other endings even remotely compare? I can't see how any happily ever after could be satisfying.
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>>148570398
Triss needs boring. She needs a guy who has nothing else going on in his life and can actually pay attention to her and in return love her for who she actually is.

Eskel also has sex with demons, so like he's probably a fucking crazy person in the bedroom, and all the non-boring shit in their lives happen after hours.

>>148570417
:3
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>>148571076
>Eskel also has sex with demons, so like he's probably a fucking crazy person in the bedroom, and all the non-boring shit in their lives happen after hours.
Nah, the succubi do all the work.
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Reminder that Syanna was never legally disinherited, and was therefore rightful Duchess of Touissant. The killing of the usurper Anna Henrietta was legal and moral, and the Duchess Sylvia Anna's murder at the hands of the usurper's conspirators was a grave injustice.
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>>148571259
I mean considering he hasn't died from having sex with one yet, he has to be doing something right.
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>>148571613
Maybe he's shit in bed so the succubi are less tempted to drain him dry.
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>there's a coup in Turkey

GET HYPE
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Protective Coating + Bear armor is disgusting

So much DR that Quen lasts through multiple hits
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What does Yennefer of Corvo Bianco smell like?
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>>148571786
Brandy and BO.
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>>148571690
Go away Lambert.Don't be mad that you have a four inch dick.
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>>148571716
Good. I hope they kill that Islamist piece of shit Erdogan.
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>>148571786
Fried chicken and vodka
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>>148571894
IT WAS ME ESKEL, I WAS THE SUCCUBUS
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>>148571894
It's the width that counts, not the length.
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>>148571259
>Nah, the succubi do all the work.
Why would they be content with that? Eskel must be pretty damn freaky!

>>148571786
Spilt wine and diet milkshakes ;_;
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>>148572329
>Why would they be content with that?
Because they're not mating, they're eating. Eskel is fast food. It tastes ok and it's cheap, but not something you'd want to eat all the time.

>diet milkshakes
kek
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>>148572045
>>148572178
FUCKING. LAMBERT.
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nice my dimetrium bomb disappeared after the kaer morhen battle
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>>148572451
I'd eat Eskel all the time if you know what I mean.
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>>148572329
>diet milkshakes
;_;
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>>148572956
Too real ;_;
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im not gonna lie, the ending is fucking terrible imo

this game lacks big fights in general
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>>148572956
Eh, I'd still hit it over Triss.
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>>148570105
Cannon howwww? Do I need to finish Blood and Wine? That gif warms my heart, my 2nd favorite Witcher and 2nd favorite girl.
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>>148573953
You just have to believe hard enough And anything is possible.

Except for Geralt and Triss. That shit will never happen no matter how hard you believe in it you fucking degenerate.
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DOES ANYONE KNOW THE SONG IN THIS VIDEO https://my.mixtape.moe/gjdzyz.mp4
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So, the give-away-the-magic-acorn-to-get-3-later thing is a total ruse, right? Any discussion of it seems to be over a year old and full of "my friends dad who works at Nintendo".

Should I just eat this fucker, and damn the shitty peasants?
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>>148575304
Eat it. The peasants certainly don't deserve it.
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>>148575939

Yeah I'm thinking I will. I'm just curious if there's any truth to the getting bonus acorns later thing.
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>>148574170
>Except for Geralt and Triss. That shit will never happen no matter how hard you believe in it you fucking degenerate.
Hm, I disagree, in my game, Geralt and Triss are happily in love ever since TW1, they even went on to live in Kovir, they are both living their dream tbqh.
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>>148576153
I've never heard of it, if that helps. I guess you could always give it to them and load a previous save to check? But I'd be surprised honestly.
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well i just finished my first playthrough

ciri became a witcher
i decided not to romance either of the sorceresses
helped roache, killed dijkstra
sent the baron off with his wife
saved the mages
put hjalmar on the throne
helped keira and then she went off with lambert
temeria is restored and nilffguard is ruling the north i think while doing justice thats what the narrator said

that's about it i think, how'd i do?
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>>148572956
Why is inflation porn always the first fetishy porn made from a character? It's really weird.
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>>148573276
They ran out of money and it shows. And we're never getting an EE to fix it. I wouldn't call it terrible though. I've seen way worse. Just a disappointment compared to the rest of the game.
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>>148578307
You did pretty good for a first run even though Big D Sigi is better for the North but CDPR dropped the ball on Reasons of State
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>>148573953
It's not canon, it's just mentioned in a non-canon short story Sapkowski wrote for a friend's wedding.

>>148575304
Only possible if you gave Yennefer more apple juice in the prologue and beat Eredin at gwent.
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>>148578754
Was it a dear friend?
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>>148578307
>put hjalmar on the throne
Only one I can really disagree with. There's no good political ending for the North. They're all bad in their own ways. And poor Yen...but it's arguably in character. Geralt can be a bit weird about romance.
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>>148578307
>i decided not to romance either of the sorceresses
Whatever floats your goat
>put hjalmar on the throne
Dooooooomed!
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>>148578754
Still more canon than Triss and Geralt.
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>>148578992
>Was it a dear friend?
FOR YOU
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>>148579140
As far as those things can be measured, yes.
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>>148578754
>non-canon
Lies, that story is canon! Canon!
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>>148579391
Your parents are DEEEEAAAAD
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My canon couples from TW universe:

1.Triss and Geralt
2.Dandelion and Priscilla
3.Lambert and Keira
4.Philippa and Dijkstra
5.Yennefer and Istredd
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>>148572956
I don't think a stuffed unicorn could support her weight. It would probably collapse and Geralt would suffocate to death under her thighs.
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>>148579651
Ignoring the obvious fuck up:

>3.Lambert and Keira
They'll hate each other within a couple months

>4.Philippa and Dijkstra
she gay
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>>148579776
>Ignoring the obvious fuck up
Yeah, I forgot Thaler and Shani

>she gay
She had a relationship with Dijkstra, her gigantic dick was too hard to resist.
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>>148579651
1. Impotent Geralt past his prime and his fat drunk wife Yen
2. Lambert and Keira and that group of circus folk they have orgies with
3. Ciri and her Papa
4. Triss and Eskel who makes her breakfast in bed and in return she calls him Geralt in bed while she had multiple orgasams
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>>148579931
>She had a relationship with Dijkstra,
It was purely political.
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>>148579931
>her gigantic dick
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>>148580027
>Impotent Geralt past his prime and his fat drunk wife Yen
It's your own fault for choosing that ending, with Triss he keeps himself in shape by doing an occasional contract, and Triss has a 22 inch waist, so she has no problem turning Geralt on.
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>>148580027
>1. Impotent Geralt past his prime and his fat drunk wife Yen
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>>148580172
Girls can have dicks too anon
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>>148580369
>not being into fat chicks

Fuck you and everything you stand for.
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>>148580369
Triss lets herself go now that she has Geralt secure and devours cakes nightly. Geralt gets bored and leaves her within a year.
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>>148580469
Go away Marcin, we're on to your evil ways. We will never let you do this to Geralt and Yen.
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>>148580584
Triss doesn't let herself go, quite the opposite. Her fear of losing Geralt is so big, she does everything to please him in the most perverse ways imaginable.
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>>148580763
>Magics her eyes violet, wears a black wig, and affects a posh accent
>it's still not enough
;_;
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>>148580763
what if Geralt says he really wants to fuck someone with ashen hair and emerald colored eyes?
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>>148580935
Why would she do that, she doesn't want Geralt to use the "magic's gone" line on her too.
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>>148581220
Triss would have no problem with that at all. She was willing to sell Ciri to Kovir, remember?
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Guys slightly chubby Triss who overeats due to depression from losing Geralt and then stress eats because of her job is my fetish and I would prefer it if you didn't kinkshame me.
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>>148581342
>She was willing to sell Ciri to Kovir
Triss believed in the greater good, she was naive, misguided by her ideals and dominated by Philippa. She's redeemed herself since then.
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>>148581634
That's one of the tamest kinks publicly posted in /wtc/

>>148581649
>Triss dindu nuffin the lodge needs more money for dat greater gud
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>>148581693
>Triss dindu nuffin
Triss is not a power hungry sorceress, her ideals are pure, she just wants to make the world a better place for magic users. She made mistakes, but she never did it with evil intentions.
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>>148581220
Geralt would never say that.

>>148581634
>I would prefer it if you didn't kinkshame me
We've had people post here about how they want to be transformed into Yennefer against their will. I think you're fine.
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>>148581634
I get you, Triss is a lovely lady and being chubby only gives you more of her to love.
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>>148581937
>Triss is not a power hungry sorceress, her ideals are pure, she just wants to make the world a better place for magic users. She made mistakes, but she never did it with evil intentions.

This could be said of 90% of all major historical disasters and was kinda Sapkowski's point I think.
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>>148581937
Triss is what you call a "useful idiot"
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>>148582236
Could be, but it still makes Triss a very well written and believable character. It's not like she could have done much anyway, at best she could have sided with Yen, but that would change little. Triss' influence in the Lodge was always minimal and Philippa would resume with her plan regardless. Triss can't do shit against her.
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>>148582721
Yes, because Triss is a weak person.
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is there a better feel than seeing sorceresses get fucked over?
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>>148583002
fucking sorceresses literally
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>>148583002
>is there a better feel than seeing sorceresses get fucked over?
Fucking sorceresses, Radovid. Not that you'll ever get to find that out for yourself.
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>>148582440
I agree, that's why I like the growth she shows in the games. In TW2 she takes Geralt's side and stands up to the Lodge for the first time and in TW3 she is finally working for her own cause, guided by her own ideals. For the first time in her life, she stopped following others and took charge.

>>148582910
>Yes, because Triss is a weak person.
She is, but she's not a bad one.
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>>148583141
I'm not sure where you got the idea that I'm the great Radovid the Stern.

You sound like some sort of witch or sorcerer that should be blinded and then burned on a stake.
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>>148583219
>In TW2 she takes Geralt's side and stands up to the Lodge for the first time
after being left with no other options and practically being forced to by Geralt.

>For the first time in her life, she stopped following others and took charge.
Tell that to Dijkstra, the King of Beggars, the Thyssenids, Geralt...

>She is, but she's not a bad one.
There's functionally little difference.
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>>148583271
It's easy enough to tell. It's always stakes with you. Almost as if you were compensating for something.
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>>148583442
>after being left with no other options and practically being forced to by Geralt.
She wasn't forced to do anything, it was her decision to go to the summit and speak against the Lodge.

>Tell that to Dijkstra, the King of Beggars, the Thyssenids, Geralt...
That doesn't change the fact she is working for her own agenda. She is forced to cooperate with some people and do favors for them, but she is doing it to fulfill the goals she set out herself. It is similar to Geralt being forced to work for variety of people to find Ciri.

>There's functionally little difference.
I disagree, there is quite a difference, someone being weak doesn't make them a bad person in any way. Weakness and corruption are two completely different things.
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>>148584236
I wouldn't exactly call Geralt a stunning example of independent strength of will either. He's just more cynical and at least strives for independence. Triss strives for the opposite. She very much wants to be part of some great movement.
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Everyday I cry myself to sleep thinking about Ciri's story and wonder if she is truly happy now
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>>148584439
>Triss strives for the opposite. She very much wants to be part of some great movement.
Yes, and she is doing it in TW3, by taking charge of the Council and the Conclave. Triss is guided by her desire to secure a better place in the world for the mages. In Kovir she gets to see that happen and imo it's the peak of her political ambition. Triss is not into politics because she craves power, fame, or money, so I don't see her wanting more than what she basically achieves in the end of TW3.
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>>148585142
No. Her faith in happiness is shattered and she now wanders the world with Falka whispering dreams of flames and blood in her ear.
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>do Without a Trace quest
>it just finishes without you figuring out what happened to the halfling
>reload and search around the village
>"rotten meat?"
>mfw
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>>148585275
>es, and she is doing it in TW3, by taking charge of the Council and the Conclave.
She's Tancred Thyssen's puppet appointee.
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>>148585485
We don't know that, that's just your interpretation. It could be true, or she might have his trust for coordinating all magic related business. We never get to see what kind of ruler Tancred is, but based on the little info Triss gives us, it seems like he has a different and more diplomatic way of ruling compared to the other Northern monarchs. Of course Triss works for him, but that doesn't mean she has no real power in organizing and controlling the Council and Conclave.
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>>148585373
Please, stop. That's too painful to hear.
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>>148586502
>It could be true, or she might have his trust for coordinating all magic related business.
I'm sure he totally trusts her to make sure Kovir gets its political ends achieved by the Council and Conclave.

Kind of an outrage really. Council and Conclave headed up by the same person, and a monarch's appointee to boot? Tissaia is spinning in her grave.

>>148586917
CANON
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>>148580935
Would Triss really go that far?

>>148586917
The truth can be painful, but we must accept it. ;_;
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>>148588302
>Would Triss really go that far?
If Geralt emotionally blackmailed her enough yeah. I don't know if he has that in him though.
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>>148587103
>Council and Conclave headed up by the same person, and a monarch's appointee to boot?

It's not like they have a better alternative, the North is not exactly the nicest place for magic users to live in if Rad or Emhyr take over. They get to either be kept on a short leash or be massively exterminated, with Dijkstra they could have a chance I guess.

Tancred undoubtedly wants their power on his side, but I do believe his means to achieve that are far more peaceful. The situation in the North works in his favor and there is no need for him to further oppress them into submission.

Tancred and the mages have a common interest in making sure their cooperation be long lasting and prosperous. They share a common goal of making Kovir strong and independent, resisting the pressures from the South. Leaving mages to be self organized, working for the benefit of the kingdom makes sense and that's where Triss fits. She says so herself in B&W, all the mages work together for the benefit of the Kovir, there is no schemes or drama, there is no need for it.

Mages already know what it's like to be persecuted, giving them their freedom is the best way to keep them motivated and secure their loyalty.
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>>148589098
>It's not like they have a better alternative,
I agree they don't. Do you really see Triss doing a lot of work to change things once the situation calms over the years and decades, though? She's always felt that mages should be tied strongly to an associated monarchy.
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>>148589672
Do you really see Triss doing a lot of work to change things once the situation calms over the years and decades, though?
I don't, Triss is no Philippa. I see Triss mostly as doing her best to maintain the position they secured in Kovir. She is not the one to pursue more power. Her main political goal is the well being of mages, and while that is secured I don't see her going for more ambitious projects like the Lodge once wanted.

>She's always felt that mages should be tied strongly to an associated monarchy.
I agree, and that's pretty much what she achieves in Kovir.
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>>148590424
There's a range between being an extension of government agency and being a shadow cabal of evil reptilian overlords, though.
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>>148590558
Triss realizes that in the world of TW, monarchs are the ones with most power. It never works well when mages try to secure more influence and conspire against them. Cooperation and making sure magic users remain under their grace is a better solution, that's what I think Triss' main goal in Kovir is. So on that range the Council and Conclave will remain much closer to the government agency as long as Triss is in charge.
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>>148591378
>Triss realizes that in the world of TW, monarchs are the ones with most power.
Bullshit. Vilgefortz did nothing wrong

>It never works well when mages try to secure more influence and conspire against them.
Has anything political ever worked out well in this setting, for anyone?
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what exactly does Fringilla Vigo's witcher medallion do?
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>>148591793
Plot
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>>148591927
First I was led to believe it made some sort of illusion and that's what made Vilgefortz miss by a few inches every strike, but then the book told me that his babby eye was the reason he was missing.
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>>148591648
>Has anything political ever worked out well in this setting, for anyone?
No

>>148592336
>babby eye
kek
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>>148592336
>>148592663
It's an unprecedented achievement in magical science! Shut up, ok! SHUT UP
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What did philipa do to radovid that he started a whole genocide on mages ?
He said that she was cruel and shit.
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>>148593282
>What did philipa do to radovid that he started a whole genocide on mages ?
>He said that she was cruel and shit.
It's never specified. Carduin also implies it was pretty horrible. I assume some weird persistent mind games meant to make him an effective instrument to her will but also gave him the tools to oust her and become her undoing, because muh pottery

Oh and she killed his father
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>>148593889
>killed her father

Ow shit if Dijkstra knew he would kill her.
His father seemed to be loved by many as a good king and Dijkstra even gave a whole rant about the two of them making redania powerful together.
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Radovid is Philippa's failed sonfu.
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>>148594342
>Ow shit if Dijkstra knew he would kill her.
He basically does. He's not much of a fan of her anymore.

>>148594484
POTTERY
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>>148594521
>He basically does.

*Basically does know. Not saying he kills her. Like, he doesn't know for 100% certain but he's 99.99% sure she did it.
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>>148559747
Goddamn I wish GOT wasn't rancid garbage
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What's the deal with The Wild Hunt? I always got the impression from the first two games that they were otherwordly spectral elves from another realm looking for a new home but in the 3rd game they've got physical bodies and one of them even attends a festival as if he'd been living it the fuck up for years.
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>>148595120
Witcher will be there too the way things are going. Only a matter of time before we see Ciri NEED DE BAD PUSSAY and Philippa taken out by TWENTY GOOD MEN
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>>148595403
End of Witcher 2 explains the wraiths are just projections they use to make large scale inter-universal travel easier and that they come physically on important missions because the wraiths are weaker.
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>>148595403
They are just regular elves from another dimension.
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Why isn't there an ending where Ciri joins the Lodge? Makes a lot more sense than Empress.
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man those memory cutscenes in TW2 are beautiful

shame they didn't reuse the style for TW3
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Abigail did nothing wrong.
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>>148598328
They change them because so many people complained about them. That's also partially why almost all military and political stuff gets glossed over in TW3.

>>148598505
Go away Beast
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Just got the Empress ending in TW3. I honestly like it better than the Witcher ending.

What about you /wtc/? You nerds seem to like The Witcher one better.
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>>148568491
>tfw went to sleep just a few minutes before a happening in my country
What the fuck happened? I just woke up
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>>148598328
I really missed them when I was in Iris' manor. Man, my eyes were so tired.

But seriously, the change in style between TW2 and TW3 was pretty big.
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Just starting HoS. Was this Master Mirror guy really in White Orchard? I don't remember anything that far back. What did he do?
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>>148600792
He was the one that gave you info about Yen's whereabouts in that shitty bar that you go to with Vesemir.
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>>148600213
We like the Witcher one better mostly, in these threas. The Empress Ending I'd say has some great bitter sweet feelings first run through but later on doesn't stand up to scrutin. Makes little sense to the plot, requires lots of OOC actions by everyone involved, and the drama comes off artificial as a result. Just my opinion though.

Bad Dad> Witcheress> Empress, I'd say
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>>148600278
>What the fuck happened? I just woke up
Military got tired of Erdogan's shit.
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If I chose Yen over Triss and then romance Shani does that have any effects on the ending or game or did they isolate it because DLC?
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Fuck dice poker, literally the worst part of the first two games, especially the first. the damn AI cheats like a motherfucker. Such a waste of time.
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>>148603387
shani won't affect anything with yen or triss
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>>148603387
Shani is perfect
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>>148603537
Wonderful. Shani's too qt to ignore.
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>>148603609
because Shani is perfection.
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>>148602420
Ciri is pretty OOC in TW3 as it is. I just think that the Empress ending sort of makes the whole "entering adulthood" and "Ciri taking her own decisions" more significant.

And that's probably the best ending for the world. Unless her son's son is an asshole, of course.
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So there's an abandoned house with a locked door against the lower left wall in Crow's Perch. The roof is damaged and partially open, can climb up there and see loot glowing inside but can find no way in. Am I missing something, or are lootables randomly generated and the game is fucking with me?
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>>148604372
>lootables randomly generated
No AFAIK

I played W3 long ago so I don't really remember what you're talking about, perhaps if you upload a pic I can help
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>>148603664
She is the best Ginger Muffin.
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sup smoothskin
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>>148561605
it was funny the first time

but the joke is used like 25 god damn times
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>>148606467
How is that a joke? The guy just hate portals.
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should I help Olgierd out and turn on O'Dimm?
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>>148607826
Just let them kill each other while you leave with Shani for a new life
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>come back from Kaer Morhen
>start doing HoS areas
>wild boars are more dangerous than Eredin himself

ah, the wonders of level scaling in video games
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>>148608362
For a sec I thought this was a TW1 remaster in TW3 engine
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>>148608362
Those 0 strength hero spy cards enrage me like nothing else. And it seems every cunt has one.
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>>148608832
I'm not sure it's so great, since you can't replay it in any way.

I love playing the same spy like three times
>play it
>scorch it
>opponent medics it back
>decoy
>play
>he decoys
>next turn
>medic it back up
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>>148609005
That's why I hate it

>Oponent plays it
>You can't scorch it
>You can't decoy it
>You don't even get bonus points for it.
>and now you're 2 cards behind

It's just a massive fuck you
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>>148609126
so go to Skellige and get it for yourself

I did the gwent tournament on dante must die mode though, had almost no hero cards and only 2 spies
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Witcher 3 complete edition fucking when
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>>148609902
NEVER EVER
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>>148609902
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>>148608692

>tfw ywn take a month off work to play straight through the series back to back to back in glorious HD

How can I even open my eyes?
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Would you pay for a TW1 HD remaster?

i would
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>>148610335

If they updated the controls/combat a bit, hell yes. I tried revisiting it last year, the handling did not age well.
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are there stories in the books about toussaint?
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>>148612648
yes

Tower of the Swallow ends near Toussaint on Geralt's side.

Geralt's group stays in Toussaint for a couple months in the begining of Lady of the Lake.
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when anna asks you is the legend true that witcher ask for 'that you find at home but not expect?' should i say

yes
no
not always?

does it give me some extra reward? like her used pantsus or something?
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>>148614394
okay so after reloading 2 times to check it for myself the answer is no
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Geralt has the patience of a saint for not slapping the shit out of that woman who calls him "Puss Peepers"
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>>148574920
SOMEBODY PLEASE
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Godlings and the friendly troll encounters are the funniest fucking shit.
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>>148616408
Those guys are shit...
>>148616686
Johnny a shit.
The female ones are nice
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>Finally clear up secondary quests and witcher contracts, only have a few fist fighting, horse racing and gwent quests.
>Tfw time to start on the 30 witcher gear treasure hunt quests I never did.
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>>148616686
I absolutely love the trolls in W2 and 3. I actively avoid killing them.
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>>148617823
Dumb spammer
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>>148610335
Yes please, same for W2. A witcher saga with consistent graphics would be a dream. The Zoltan model in Witcher 1 is ridiculous
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>start over again after a big hardware upgrade
>game is beautiful
>prologue is awesome
>Realize no more Yen till Skellige

Why, Marcin?

Also how fucked up do you think Gretka's father would be after a talk with Ciri? Sounded like she intended to beat the shit out of him for sending her to the trail of treats.
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>>148603609
>>148603664
Shani feels worse if you fuck her than if you don't. It's all just Gaunter having fun. No bit of pain is too trivial or petty for him to refrain from inflicting.

>>148603969
It's not just Ciri that's OOC in that ending. It also just doesn't make sense from a plot perspective, especiall since Ciri taking the throne is supposed to be a compromise to appease Emhyr's political enemies...but you can only get this ending if Nilfgaard wins, in which case Emhyr goes full Caesar on his detractors. Plus it pretty much retroactively invalidates most of her struggle during the books.

>And that's probably the best ending for the world.
Despite what Dandelion says I have trouble believing Ciri would actually be any good at this job.

>Unless her son's son is an asshole, of course.
Her daughter is supposed to bring about the end of the world and achieve revenge for Falka.
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>>148605178
I don't think I like the new outfit much, Triss.

>>148606467
By the end of B&W I even got sick of the Unicorn references. Started giving me bad flashbacks to Mass Effect and the LEL CALIBRATIONS meme

>>148607826
Both endings are pretty good but turning on O'Dimm, while less plausible, has a cool sequence you see nothing of otherwise. Although that might be worth it to you to hear Gaunter whistling his own theme music.

>>148608362
Don't call it a grave. It's the future you chose.

>>148608567
No one has gotten this right since Morrowind and/or Gothic 2. It's puzzling.
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Why is Shani so pushy? It's impossible for Geralt to not flirt with her during HoS, i didn't even get the chouce whether to kiss her or not, my Geralt just did it.

With Triss or Yen you'd have to go out of your way to romance them and pick the right dialogues. I just don't want a random medic all over myself, thanks CDPR
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>>148609902
>Witcher 3 complete edition fucking when
Never. Marcin has betrayed us. You will never see Iorveth. Act 3 will never not be rushed. Radovid, Dijkstra and co will always go full retard. The ending will always have big hanging plot threads. Empress ending will never be justified in game. Ciri will never interact with Yennefer in a meaningful way after Kaer Morhen. The last boss sequence will never be satisfying.

It's over.

>>148610335
I would pay a large amount of money for it with a better English script, the current voice actors, and TW3's engine. But EE first (meaning never).
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>>148612728
>Geralt's group stays in Toussaint for a couple months in the begining of Lady of the Lake.

>Yennefer is being tortured by Vilgefortz and abandoned by everyone she knows
>Ciri continues to go through hell and gradually become a truly terrible person for it
>Geralt and friends live it up in French fantasy land and fuck hot babes while getting drunk

who was supposed to be the protagonist again?

>>148614394
Canon answer is not always but it doesn't really affect anything.
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>>148616408
Agreed. Most annoying voice in the game. Won't criticize the VA though, since I think it's what they're going for. Not even Yen or Philippa's sharpest ,most bitter jabs compare to that throaty low class voice saying POOSH PEEPAHS.

>>148616686
Best troll is the one singing Redanian marching songs and pledging eternal loyalty to King Ravodid

>>148617270
You shut your fucking mouth Johnny is great.
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>>148618771
>no Iorveth
>if you picked Scoiatael during the first two games you are fucked
>no Anais La Valette
>the heir to Temeria never gers mentioned again even though the epilogze of W2 suggested she is important as fuck
>Ves and Roche will never have more than a few minutes on screen
>Your choices in W1 will never matter
>Zoltan and Dandelion will never have more than a few lines of dialogue
>The smuggler caches in skellige will never be interesting
>There will never be grandmaster viper gear

It hurts every day
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>>148618207
>The Zoltan model in Witcher 1 is ridiculous
GERALT
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>>148619064
PTSD dwarf
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>>148618714
>Why is Shani so pushy? It's impossible for Geralt to not flirt with her during HoS, i didn't even get the chouce whether to kiss her or not, my Geralt just did it.
She's pretty drunk. But yeah I didn't like Geralt doing that entirely of his own accord.

>>148619009
>Zoltan and Dandelion will never have more than a few lines of dialogue
They have a lot of dialogue though. Hell most of the Novigrad main quest is about fucking Dandelion.
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>>148618714
CDPR went for the waifufag audience
Every second NPC telling Geralt that Shani and him go well together is also further proof of CDPR's change of character
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>>148619348
>Every second NPC telling Geralt that Shani and him go well together
You mean Shani and Vlodomir
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Can't believe they brought the lady of the lake back and don't let us fuck her again.
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>>148619467
When you first go to see Shani, the soldiers there begin talking about how they'd love to fuck her and how Geralt and her have great chemistry so he should go for it
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if i dye my gear then craft a newer one out of it
for example enchanted to superior

does the gear keep the dye color?
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What hairstyle best suits grandmaster wolven armor? Rocking the shaved head with ponytail right now.
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>>148618845
Toussaint in the books really dragged on. I thought there would be some sort of bigger payoff for all that shit, but ultimately it just ended with Geralt receiving Fringilla's medallion and realizing he'd been wrong, which we knew from the beginning anyway.

>>148619009
Before TW3 I thought that Iorveth's Scoia'tael would end up aiding us against Nilfgaard (if you sided with him in TW2), which would have been a nice way to wrap up that storyline and somewhat redeem their terrorist ways while also giving a middle finger to Emhyr for using them earlier. Too bad CDPR stopped giving a shit about them.

>>148619348
But BnW waifu content was shit in comparison. Syanna's sex scene was really random, and you only got some lines of dialogue with your chosen waifu at the end. If CDPR really believed in catering to the waifufags there would have been a proper main romance and at least a kiss or a sex scene with Triss/Yen at the end, which is what the waifufags were demanding for.

I think the Shani thing was just a late apology for forgetting about her in TW2 even if you romanced her in TW1. They also made it perfectly clear that Shani and Geralt would never work in the long run, which is the opposite of usual waifufaggotry's happily ever after scenarios.
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should i visit her?
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>>148619845
Don't do it, it creates mustard gas
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>>148619845
>yen's voice
yes
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>>148619987
its yens voice actor?
no then

fuck yen and everything related to that bitch
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>>148620023
>can't handle the bants
top kek
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>>148619845
Who is that? I never saw her and ant something to do before I end blood and wine and start new game plus.
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>>148620023
RTB
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>>148620120
Jutta. Side quest in Skellige
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>>148620148
thanks babe
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>>148619820
>>>148619009 #
>Before TW3 I thought that Iorveth's Scoia'tael would end up aiding us against Nilfgaard (if you sided with him in TW2), which would have been a nice way to wrap up that storyline and somewhat redeem their terrorist ways while also giving a middle finger to Emhyr for using them earlier. Too bad CDPR stopped giving a shit about them.

> Caring about terrorists
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>>148620205
Me on the right
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iorveth's path > roche's path
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so you can make a choice to romance triss or yen but you can fuck whoever the hell you want

nice romance story line
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>>148620823
>romance triss or yen
>fuck whoever the hell you want
too autistic to see the difference?
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>>148618490
>Her daughter is supposed to bring about the end of the world

That's not necessarily her daughter, though. The prophecy states that her son will rule the world, and Falka never specified who was going to be the one that fucks people because of the curse.

And giving importance what happens in the books is pretty hard, as there are a shitload of incogruences. Especially with Ciri and Emhyr. Emhyr basically goes "lol, nope, i actually do want you xD" in TW3.
>>
Why does everyone tell me that Detlaff is a good guy? During the entire story there is not a single moment where Detlaff is good. Not one. I won't assume that Detlaff is good just because Regis, who is blinded by his friendship, and Anna, who is notorious for misjudging people, tell me that Detlaff is a totally chill dude. That's not good writing
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>>148621428
Detlaff is based
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>>148621428
Dettlaff is a good guy and never did a single thing wrong.
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>>148621428
Remember that these proofs prove nothing.
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i cant beat the HOS sandnigger mage on death march in ng+
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>>148621448
>>148621484
Kys Regis
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>>148621428
Blood and Wine is poorly written as a whole
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>>148621890
turn off level scaling, stoopid
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>>148621893
Who wouldn't want to kiss Regis?
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>>148621448
>>148621484
>be emotional autistic vampire
>fall for most basic blackmail in the history of blackmails
>sperg out, sack beauclair in the process
"based"

>>148621894
I liked the first 2/3 of the story; up until you attack Dun Tynne everything was really interesting and engaging.
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>>148622041
It turning into a misinterpretation of The Lesser Evil was really dumb
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>>148622041
Dettlaff literally did nothing wrong you retard.
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>>148621918
ive died like 25 times already

anything he casts or does one-shots me
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>>148622197
Turn off level scaling
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>>148622041
I disliked how dumb Anarietta became over the course of the story.

>Hey your Grace are you sure this guy didn't steal the Sangreal
>Yeah sure Geralt, i'm giod at judging people
>proceeds to misjudge the steward of Castel Ravello
>proceeds to misjudge Detlaff
>proceeds to misjudge Orianna
>proceeds to misjudge Syanna

All that after she was portraied as a more than capable leader at the beginning of the story.
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>>148622216
its off
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>>148622334
Then dodge good
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>>148622163
>mistreat gf
>gf runs away
>"oh noes must be a kidnapping"
>receive letters with ink from nazair
>your gf spent lots of time in nazair
>somehow fail to make the connection
>fall for blackmail as a result


Detlaff is a purebred retard. Nothing more.
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CANON
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>>148622385
actually just checked after this try, it wasn't off

well anyway fuck that guy
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>>148622503
Why did Detlaff have to look like a fucking Bon Jovi member? WTF CDPR
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>>148622521
hhehehehehehehehe
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>>148622598
Same reasons why he wears clothing from the 1800's: Interns
>>
Man, Philippa is so cool.
>>
Who is the Chris Benoit of the Witcher world?
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>>148622398
>blah blah blah
Can't change the facts and the fact is that Dettlaff. Did. Nothing. Wrong.
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>>148619820
>But BnW waifu content was shit in comparison.
Waifufags don't care. There's a reason the Trissfags were actually grateful for that horrible waifu patch dialog while the rest of us just found it cringey and kind of insulting.
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>>148619820
>If CDPR really believed in catering to the waifufags there would have been a proper main romance and at least a kiss or a sex scene with Triss/Yen at the end, which is what the waifufags were demanding for.
Whoops, should have read this before responding. If the Blood and Wine epilogue is the new standard for CDPR romance content I'd rather they cut it completely. That dialogue was awful. They butchered Yen and Geralt, especially (Triss has always been super sappy so that was less noticeable).

Game didn't need more romance content. It's redundant. It needed more character and plot content.
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FUCK I LOVE GWENT. Haven't had this much fun with a card game since I was young playing Yugioh.
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>>148622602
its not funny i have spent an hour on him
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>>148620023
I can get hating Yen even if I disagree, but her voice work is GOAT. What's wrong with you?

>>148620226
>not caring about dropped characters and plots

>>148620815
Agreed but they were both great and there's no reason not to play both.

>>148620823
Well, they never find out, so...

You could also just not fuck random whores, if that bothers you.
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>>148623494
hehehhehehehehhhehehhehehe
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>>148621023
>The prophecy states that her son will rule the world,
It doesn't actually. And besides that, while almost everyone just assumed son because patriarchal society. The Elder Blood genes are pretty sex linked. A male can't get the full gamut of powers. So it's unlikely that a son or grandson would be the big deal.

> and Falka never specified who was going to be the one that fucks people because of the curse.
True. She seemed to really want it to be Ciri, if that's really her wraith or whatever in her head in ToC.

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And giving importance what happens in the books is pretty hard, as there are a shitload of incogruences. Especially with Ciri and Emhyr. Emhyr basically goes "lol, nope, i actually do want you xD" in TW3.
That doesn't even make sense if you ignore the books, though.
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>>148623526
you are so mean
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>>148621428
>That's not good writing
Welcome to the new CDPR.

>>148621894
Only parts that were almost up to their usual standard were Syanna and Annarietta Everything else feels phoned in and has an incongruent tone.
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>>148622085
>It turning into a misinterpretation of The Lesser Evil was really dumb
I don't think it was supposed to be that so much. Syanna seems less nice than Renfri, really, and doesn't seem to regret anything.
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>>148623702
hehehehhehehehehehhhehehehehehehhehe
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>>148622261
>All that after she was portraied as a more than capable leader at the beginning of the story.
She was portrayed as bold and clever. Doesn't mean she's actually a good judge of people or a good ruler. I prefer to think of it as a subtle critique of aristocracy but I know it's not and they just got lazy

>>148622775
Philippa owns. A shame there's so little of her.
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>>148623783
Yet they still try to sell the ending where she lives as the best and the lesser evil
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I really wish I hadn't played Witcher 3.

Everything else seems like utter shit in comparison. Didn't even make it 5 hours into Fallout 4.

Fuck it, I'm playing it again.
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>>148623468
Did you just play a bunch of spies in one turn?
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>>148623907
She's a girl and girls can't be bad, silly.
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>>148623907
>Yet they still try to sell the ending where she lives as the best and the lesser evil
The best ending is where they both die. That actually feels like a proper ending. The rest is Bioware tier bullshit. I felt sorry for Syanna. I still do. But the other endings are so contrived...
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>>148623983
I used the skellige deck for the tourney and it's special effect along with a grab a non hero card and play instantly card nabbed me 2 spies from my grave that were used by the nilfgard fuck and his nilfgard deck to rape his ass.
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when can i play the master of mirrors in gwent? i want his card
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>>148623309
>beforeduringafta
Yeah no question, the waifu patch was a mistake.

>>148623385
Oh, I absolutely agree. When I typed that I was thinking that CDPR was just being really lazy by pandering to the waifufags with cheap dialogue and that's better than going full BioWare. But now I'm rethinking, it's still shitty and now that they've set a precedent it won't bode well for the future. If only they'd cut out the Triss after Novigrad and not had her as a romance option, none of this shit would have happened.
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>>148623946
I know that feel. Even worse when you know CDPR will never make another game as good again.

>>148623997
>mfw
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>>148623907
Because it is.
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>>148624162
>If only they'd cut out the Triss after Novigrad and not had her as a romance option, none of this shit would have happened.
It's probably true. There'd be a huge "I hate Yen" part of the fanbase but that's fine because it wouldn't actually lead to wasted time on dumb waifu content.
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>>148624064
Geralt going to jail and Dandelion bailing him out and ultimately saving the day also feels like something Andrzej could come up with in his usual way of making Geralt look like the dunce he is while emphasising how good it is to have a buddy who'll be there for you
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>>148585417
So did you kill them
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Hey /wtc/, if I wanted to try to publicly persuade a bunch of people that CDPR pandering to waifufags is actually a really bad idea...how would I go about it? I'm having trouble even buying my own arguments. I need real fan outrage to dissuade it but I doubt I'll get anything but disagreement or resignation.

Pic unrelated
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>>148625024
Vocal minority that will never truly be sated
Slippery slope
Mismanagement of resources
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>>148625105
>Vocal minority that will never truly be sated
Satiation doesn't matter though. Only sales. People were buying ME3 DLC just for a thirty second convo with their waifu/husbando. Though, to be sure, that was a pretty expensive thirty seconds in some cases.
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>>148625024
Have them play an old Bioware game, then a new one.
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>>148625187
>Have them play an old Bioware game, then a new one.
Old Bioware games were only different in the quantity of romance related content, not the quality. BG2 romance reads just like DAI romance.
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>>148625167
The minority part still stands then since it's only a fraction of the consumerbase that is just also very, very loud to the point where they drown out others
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>>148625271
Think it would also be a good idea to argue this may lead to bad word-of-mouth among less waifu-ey players? I mean, how many people do you think have actually seen Tali_Sweat.jpg?
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>>148625359
Yes, if the average normalfag goes on the internet to look up info of a game they might be interested in and finds posts on their website of choice from people who have played the game they might buy and then see stuff like Tali_Sweat.jpg, they won't want to associate with the playerbase and potentially lose all interest in the game because its players seem like loonies
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>>148625574
>they won't want to associate with the playerbase and potentially lose all interest in the game because its players seem like loonies
Before the waifupatch CDPR forums almost got that bad
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>>148625024

Is it REALLY that big a deal? The game gives you a choice, so what? Isn't that the point of Witcher games?

You don't have to romance anyone, and you can choose who you do with different outcomes each way.

Seriously, who cares?
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So what'll it be? We doing some plowing business?
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>>148625978
Hard choices and a strong story is the point of Witcher games, not "which waifu you want to cuddle".

>You don't have to romance anyone, and you can choose who you do with different outcomes each way.
It diverts resources from other areas that I'd rather them work on. CDPR put out a rapid emergency patch to add more Triss dialogue (and unnecessary Yen dialogue no one really asked for). They continue to pump out fanservice from this example, whether romance related or not. Yet we're still left with a ragged finale for the main plot.

Bioware already exists. We don't need another one.
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>>148626140
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>>148625978
CDPR has proven that they are willing to break the lore just to pander to waifufags. Not to mention the time and resources spent on waifu shit could be used on something more worthwhile.

Also, the same thing was said about Bioware in earlier times. Who cares if they focus more on waifus, you can just ignore it. Now look at DAI with its 9 romances and garbage everything else. It's a slippery slope and it would be a shame for CDPR to go down that path.
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>>148626140
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>>148626228
I probably shouldn't have used the phrase "pandering to waifufags". That may have been what started it but now they're pandering in general. Touissant is full of it. It almost doesn't feel like a Witcher game to me.
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>>148626140
Your mother sucks dwarf cock!
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>>148626342
It's true what they say...eyes like a cat's...
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>>148626342
Your mother is not canon. Motherhood is an ancient tradition.
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>>148626286
They saw people responding positively to all the meme jokes (le portals, le unicorns) and decided to roll with it. I agree though, Toussaint's story was very underwhelming and outside of Regis and the landscape I didn't enjoy it as much as I'd expected.

Also the fact that out of all the story and character complaints they decided to focus on the waifu shit, and there being so much universal praise that drowns out most criticism in general is a bit worrying. We'll see how they're going to apply it in the future, but it wouldn't surprise me if they focused more on BW tier jokes and waifu crap from now on.
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>>148626790
Regis felt like pandering to me too, honestly.
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>>148626895
He was (his book self couldn't have regenerated this quickly in the first place, if ever), but he was one of my favorites from the books so I could overlook that. And at least he was mostly consistent with his book version, unlike some other characters.
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>>148626895
They added a lot of dumb shit to about how Higher Vampires work
>another vampire can speed up regeneration to the point where it doesn't matter at all even if the dead vampire was nothing more than a puddle
>only a Higher Vampire can kill another Higher Vampire by the means of just because
And let's not forget how Emiel "teetotaller" Regis now has no problem with drinking alcohol
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Wait, so the medallion the crone steals from Ciri is actually Vesemir's medallion right? The one she took from his pyre?

Also, why did Vesemir decide to stab the wild hunt faggot? Did he know his death would bring forth such an extreme reaction in Ciri that he wanted to provoke it?
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>>148627197
Was the dude in Novigrad just a retarded midget or what. The Higher Vampires in B&W shit all over him.

>Wait, so the medallion the crone steals from Ciri is actually Vesemir's medallion right? The one she took from his pyre?
Yep.

>Also, why did Vesemir decide to stab the wild hunt faggot? Did he know his death would bring forth such an extreme reaction in Ciri that he wanted to provoke it?
Because Ciri was turning herself in and he had to remove the motivation for her to do so by getting them to kill him.
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>>148627209
Vesemir was most likely convinced Imlerith would snap his neck no matter what so he didn't want to just pull down his pants and take it without further ado.
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>>148623621
>That doesn't even make sense if you ignore the books, though.

I would argue that it actually makes more sense. In the books, Emhyr goes through his whole "I need to fuck Ciri" phase, and once he sees her relationship with Geralt and Yen he gets over it.

Then he goes back to that in TW3. Obviously, he may not actually want to have a kid with her, but he still wants her to be with him, which just contradicts that whole character arc (even with all the circumstances around him).
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>>148627317
It's the political aspect and plot I refer to. Why the hell is Nilfgaard willing to be ruled by the daughter of an Emperor they disliked enough to depose, who is also a Nordling war refugee with almost no aristocratic upbringing or training? And why is this politically necessary compromise only possible if Emhyr has removed all the reasons for it in the first place?

Of course there's questions of why Ciri suddenly changes her mind, why she never brings it up to Geralt or Yennefer, why neither of them have much to say about it, etc etc. But even without that, the above part alone kinda kills it.
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>>148624162
> If only they'd cut out the Triss after Novigrad and not had her as a romance option, none of this shit would have happened.
You do realize bitching about another waifu other than yours being romancable makes you a gigantic waifufag.
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>>148626790
>They saw people responding positively to all the meme jokes (le portals, le unicorns) and decided to roll with it.
Those were good at first, to be fair. They just ran it into the ground.
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>>148627602
That's obviously not what he meant. Step out of the waifufag box. Not everyone sees things based on waifu wars. It was about how if that had never been there in the first place, there'd be no huge internet demand from new players that she get more content, and CDPR would never have the temptation to pander directly to vocal people posting on their forums. Which is bad in both waifu and non waifu content.
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>>148627271
The dude in Novigrad was just a katakan, a type of vampire that falls under the category of 'higher vampire' together with bruxae for example
The "hierarchy" of vampires goes Higher Vampires who are completely sentient (Regis and Dettlaff) > higher vampires who show signs of intelligence but are still more animal than person (katakans, bruxae, alps and mula) > lesser vampires who are pretty much just animals (fleders, ekimmas and garkains)
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>>148627615
I really like her comb.

>>148627719
I don't remember this category system from the books or earlier games at all. Sounds like CDPR just covering for themselves to me.
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What is Ciri's favorite movie? :3
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>>148627784
Regis actually brings up this category system when Geralt and co. first meet him by talking about how fleders and ekimmas maul their victims but higher vampires like katakans, bruxae, alps, mulas and nosferats don't
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>>148627862
Huh. Didn't remember that. Did he mean Higher Vampires as a distinct category, or just "any vampire higher than the nonsentients"? And why the hell did this guy think no witcher could ever kill a katakan?
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>>148627860
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2437710/
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>The phrase "higher vampire" can refer to two different categories
>one category is nested inside the first

Top tier world building. It's just as stupid as real life taxonomy.
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>>148627945
that's not a movie
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>>148627714
Having a choice is a staple of TW games, asking for choice to be removed because it attracts waifufags is ridiculous. By that logic there should be no romance at all, or are you saying only people who like Triss can be waifufags. CDPR should have simply done a better job with Triss, not remove her from the game completely.

And stop pretending most people in this general berating Triss aren't huge waifufags in denial themselves.
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should i kill the botchling?
i didn't my first playthrough
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>>148627920
Higher Vampire with capital H and V is just to differentiate vampires like Regis from not-completely-sentient vampires but we might also call his kind Nosferats since they are only mentioned once by Regis in passing and fit the bill for Regis' capabilities in the old pen-and-paper RPG to a tee
The guy in Novigrad was most likely CDPR fucking up and I'm just trying to make it make sense with the help of what info we do have on vampires but I will admit that it is an uphill battle
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>>148628229
>Having a choice is a staple of TW games, asking for choice to be removed because it attracts waifufags is ridiculous.
Why can't Geralt be evil and side with the Wild Hunt? Why can't Geralt turn Yennefer, Ciri, and Triss into Radovid?

>By that logic there should be no romance at all,
Good romance is fine. Shit romance is not.

>or are you saying only people who like Triss can be waifufags.
Not all waifufags are Trissfags, but almost all Trissfags are waifufags.

>CDPR should have simply done a better job with Triss, not remove her from the game completely.
No one said she shuld be removed from the game completely, cool your tits Trissfag.
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>theres people who unironically killed their beloved, sweet daughter
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>>148628020
It's still Ciri's favorite
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>>148627519
Well, yeah, that's a pretty good point. But my point is that it still goes against all the development that Emhyr had in the books. Out of nowhere, he wants to get Ciri on the throne and make her part of the royal family. Again.

I mean, you can argue that maybe it's because of the war and how dire the situation is, and that was why he suddenly changed his mind. But then there's shit that is just completely ignored, like NotCiri.

I don't expect them to adress al that stuff, but still.
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>>148627714
Thanks, that's exactly what I meant.

>>148628229
TW2 only had one main romance, Triss. What's that you were saying about choice again?
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>>148628229
Adding stuff whether it makes sense or not just to appease vocal spergs on your forums leads to shit writing. That goes for romance content, quest content, returning characters, everything. Regis shouldn't have been in the game any more than Triss should have had a role after Novigrad, and I say this as someone that likes Triss. Touissaint is entirely too cheery and black and white in terms of morality, choices, and quest outcomes as well.

Not everything is about your waifu. She was just the start.
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>>148628365
Better dead than stuck in Bethesda Presents Witcher Effect Origins Online, coming in 2020.

>>148628408
>TW2 only had one main romance, Triss. What's that you were saying about choice again?
And that was good. I dislike Triss, but this suited the plot best. Adding in Shani after she kinda dumps him in the last act of TW1 just to appease people complaining would have made the game worse.
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>>148628331
>Why can't Geralt be evil and side with the Wild Hunt? Why can't Geralt turn Yennefer, Ciri, and Triss into Radovid?
CDPR decides what choices are in character for Geralt based on their interpretation of TW universe, what is in the game fits their vision.

>Good romance is fine. Shit romance is not.
What people consider a good romance is completely subjective. Some people may like a more light hearted approach to romance, some people may hate it, that's why there's a choice.

>Not all waifufags are Trissfags, but almost all Trissfags are waifufags.
This is just an assumption, and one commonly used as an excuse for people to deny their own waifu faggotery.
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In TW1 I gave Albin to Triss because it made sense, as a sorceress she could help a source more than a medic could. In TW2 I initiated the romance scene with Triss after getting a flashback about Yennefer, it's not like that's the first time Geralt would use sex to escape from painful thoughts. In TW3 I let Triss go to pursue her career and reunited with Yennefer, because that's what the story had been about and ultimately the fling with Triss would have led nowhere anyway.

It's not about choice or not, it's about having a well-written coherent story that makes sense. Waifufaggotry was a mistake and in 10 years CDPR will learn to regret giving in to those idiots.
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>>148628439
A different team worked in B&W, right? HoS and B&W are so different in terms of overall tone.
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>>148628821
>CDPR decides what choices are in character for Geralt based on their interpretation of TW universe, what is in the game fits their vision.
You know it's possible for writers to write characters inconsistently, and then it is only right to criticize them for it?

>What people consider a good romance is completely subjective.
By this standard everything i completely subjective and all criticism and indeed language itself is useless.

If they aren't behaving like themselves, or indeed, like real people at all, then it's shit romance.

>This is just an assumption, and one commonly used as an excuse for people to deny their own waifu faggotery.
It's born out by experience. Sadly waifufags can only ever see other waifufags. They cannot imagine a non-waifufag mind.
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If you grind like a mad cunt and do HoS before the battle of Kaer Morhen does the countess at the auction have different dialogue?
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>>148628973
Yes and you can talk to Vesemir about her
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>>148628839
>In TW1 I gave Albin to Triss because it made sense, as a sorceress she could help a source more than a medic could. In TW2 I initiated the romance scene with Triss after getting a flashback about Yennefer, it's not like that's the first time Geralt would use sex to escape from painful thoughts. In TW3 I let Triss go to pursue her career and reunited with Yennefer, because that's what the story had been about and ultimately the fling with Triss would have led nowhere anyway.
same

>>148628868
Nope. It's just HoS was mostly written before release, it was cut from the main game due to time constraints and barely developed, but the plot was already devised. That's why it's so different.
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>>148628998
Any memorable things said?
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>>148628839
this tbqh
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>>148629108
Vesemir says that he'd like to meet her after things are settled down

;_;
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More content with Triss and Yen, you say?

It's a deal!
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>>148628439
>Regis shouldn't have been in the game any more than Triss should have had a role after Novigrad
I disagree, Triss was established as a main romance in the first two games and it makes perfect sense to give people a chance to choose her for their Geralt.

>>148628839
>In TW3 I let Triss go to pursue her career and reunited with Yennefer, because that's what the story had been about and ultimately the fling with Triss would have led nowhere anyway.
Just because something doesn't make sense to you doesn't mean it can't makes sense to other people. CDPR though it was possible and that's why it's in the game, so sorry, but you are not the authority that decides that.
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>>148629008
>it was cut from the main game due to time constraints

If it had made it do you think we'd have appreciated the HoS adventure as much without it being a separate thing?
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>>148629256
>Just because something doesn't make sense to you doesn't mean it can't makes sense to other people. CDPR though it was possible and that's why it's in the game, so sorry, but you are not the authority that decides that.
I think the game's initial state and post release events demonstrate it was in the game to avoid whining.

He's not the authority to decide what's in the game, but he has as much right to say something makes sense or not as you do, and he actually has arguments other than "BUT MOM SAID!"
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>>148629256
Triss romance could have worked if it was written in a better way. As it stands now, it's based on lies which you have no option of clearing up, contains lore-breaking statements like Geralt loving Triss before his amnesia, and continues with futher lies with Geralt saying that he does not hate politics. It feels forced and is badly written and I'm allowed to express my opinion that it's badly written.
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>>148629256
>their Geralt.
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>>148628956
>You know it's possible for writers to write characters inconsistently
Except it's perfectly consistent with Geralt they wrote in TW1 and TW2.

>>148628956
>If they aren't behaving like themselves, or indeed, like real people at all, then it's shit romance
This is again just an assumption, you don't think they behave like real people or themselves, others disagree, including the game writers.
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>>148629261
>If it had made it do you think we'd have appreciated the HoS adventure as much without it being a separate thing?
Probably not because the original version was also smaller. Although it had Iorveth...

>>148629451
Yeah if they spend a ton of time on it they might have been able to make it work. Would take a lot, but anything's possible, I suppose.
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>>148629492
>Except it's perfectly consistent with Geralt they wrote in TW1 and TW2.
The Geralt that is with Triss out of dependency from amnesia and succumbing to lies? The Geralt that spends much of TW2 pursuing memories of Yen? The Geralt that spent six month looking for her, and came pre-broken up with Triss in TW3?

>
>If they aren't behaving like themselves, or indeed, like real people at all, then it's shit romance
>This is again just an assumption, you don't think they behave like real people or themselves, others disagree, including the game writers.
You don't know what the word assumption means. And who's they? Yen doesn't act like herself in Blood and Wine either. I'm not just talking about your waifu.
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>spammer's main argument is still "b-but my Geralt"
kek
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>>148629538
You are not better than the other spammer, spammer.
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>>148629624
MAI SHEPARD

>>148629682
He was when he took high res screenshot requests but now he's just as bad. RIP in piece 4k Anon
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>>148629624
It's his only argument. It's pointless
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this game is so fucking beautiful that sometimes you just have to stop and enjoy the view
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My Geralt killed Yen and Ciri before committing suicide after having taken too many hits to the head during his career
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>arguing with waifufags

>>148629743
Looks like rain...

>>148629802
I'd actually read this fanfic desu
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>>148629743
Si señor!
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Geralt and Triss is an awful and toxic relationship and you are doing a disservice to both characters by forcing them to be with each other.
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>>148629918
CDPR is doing a disservice to Geralt and Yen now too. No one is safe.
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My Geralt is a fat alcoholic who watches late night infomercials and has troubles getting up from the sofa. He often has to use the cane his estranged daughter gave him years ago just to move from that spot. Sometimes he also uses it to beat his wife, who screams and burps in his face in response. My Geralt lives a very lonely and depressing life.
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why two swords?
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>>148629827
>Geralt watched as the last air bubble escaped Yennefer's mouth
>her violet eyes gazed blankly upwards
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>>148630026
SILVER IS FOR MONSTERS
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>>148630026
because he loses them often
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>>148629613
>The Geralt that is with Triss out of dependency from amnesia and succumbing to lies? The Geralt that spends much of TW2 pursuing memories of Yen? The Geralt that spent six month looking for her, and came pre-broken up with Triss in TW3?
The Geralt that fell genuinely in love with Triss but still wanted to know the truth about his past, Geralt who still loved Triss when his memory returned, felt conflicted and went out to seek Yen to see where things stand. Geralt who realized he would rather be with another woman.

>>148629463
>their Geralt.
Yeah, there are people who play their own version of Geralt based on the choices the game creators offered, how dare they not play the way you think they should.
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>>148629991
I love this meme
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>>148629991
>He often has to use the cane his estranged daughter gave him years ago just to move from that spot. Sometimes he also uses it to beat his wife
Delete ;_;
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My Geralt's favorite Dragon Ball character is Tien Shinhan and he thinks GT is better than Super. He also has his own design for Super Saiyan 4, but he's afraid to show it to Yen because he is worried she will laugh at him.
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>>148630092
>The Geralt that fell genuinely in love with Triss but still wanted to know the truth about his past, Geralt who still loved Triss when his memory returned, felt conflicted and went out to seek Yen to see where things stand. Geralt who realized he would rather be with another woman.
so a Geralt that never existed, cool.

>Yeah, there are people who play their own version of Geralt based on the choices the game creators offered, how dare they not play the way you think they should.
go back to Dragon Age
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>>148630225
Hi my wife! :3
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>>148629918
I disagree, in my game Geralt feels happy and fulfilled in his relationship with Triss. Triss on the other hand pretty much gets all her dreams come true by getting the job she always wanted and the love of a man she always wanted. No disservice here.
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How do Eskel, Lambert, Geralt and Vesemir stack up against each other when it comes to knowledge of monsters, history, locations, rituals and spells etc.
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>My Geralt
This is so fucking retarded. Not once during my all playthroughs did I imagine playing as "my" version of Geralt. What the fuck?
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>>148630281
Hi my husband! :3
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My Geralt plays Star Fox in Smash Bros. with the items off

>>148630301
Think Vesemir is on top from sheer age. Geralt reads way more than a normal Witcher because he's a faggot autist so he's in second. Eskel and Lambert are a toss up
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>>148630376
My Geralt loves to play with fire. He once burned down an entire building and was thrown in jail afterwards. That's where one of my Geralt's lesser known nicknames, the Pyromaniac of Poviss, comes from.
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>>148630301
Vesemir > Geralt = Eskel > Lambert

Eskel and Geralt are pretty much equals except all the cool stuff happens to Geralt and he gets laid way more.
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>>148630273
>so a Geralt that never existed, cool.
He always existed in my game, and as one of CDPR's version of the character, as testified by his happy ending with Triss that's available in the game.

>>148630376
>Not once during my all playthroughs did I imagine playing as "my" version of Geralt. What the fuck?
Not all people are obligated to play the game the same way as you, shocking, right?
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>>148630573
Are there any tales of Eskel skillfully doing mundane shit?
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reminder not to argue with the spammer, as his ultimate goal is just to fuck up the general with all the talk about his waifu. don't let him win by participating in his delusions
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My Geralt has all five pieces of Exoida and all three Egyptian God Cards.
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>>148630590
Again you come up with the same argument. Jesus christ you are pathetic.
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>>148630376
>We want the Bioware audience
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>>148630682
No, just that fanfiction I'm going to write later about him fucking Triss.
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>>148630714
This
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>>148630719
reminder that his father killed himself because he couldn't take having an autistic neet waifufag son like that any longer
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>>148630490
>the Pyromaniac of Poviss
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>>148630851
Why am I not surprised?
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>>148574920
No one?
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>>148630719
Because I don't need another one, you are acting like I'm inventing shit myself, but the fact remains, there are different choices in the game and all are equally valid, whether you like them or not, think they are well written or not, that's irrelevant. Game creators put them in the game for a reason, when you create your own witcher game be sure to exclude all the things YOU feel shouldn't be there and I'll be sure not to play it.
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My Geralt liked the Peter Jackson version of the Hobbit. His favorite character is Dori.
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>>148630897
Sapkowski has no hold over my Geralt (who later went on to become the Lord of Igni after a humorous incident involving a naked nilfgaardian, a barrel of mead and a horde of drowners)
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>>148630996
>Muh CDPR
And again. Top kek
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>>148630996
Post pics of your triss sex doll or fuck off
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>>148630996
>there are different choices in the game and all are equally valid,
My Geralt died in La Valette castle when he tried to kickbox Roche and escape
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>tfw best waifu doesn't appear in TW3
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>>148631121
Yes, muh CDPR, the people who made the games and which interpretation of TW world I trust more than the opinions of some random internet guy.
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>>148631305
>she got killed off in a comic
CDPR you fucking hacks
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>>148631305
Fuck off Philippa
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>>148631194
You can always choose differently next time but If you choose to end the game there, it makes your choice perfectly valid. Sorry about your Geralt.
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>>148631319
>than the opinions of some random internet guy.
Why do you even come here then?
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>>148631450
to fuck up the threads with spam about his waifu

that's why you people need to start ignoring him because he doesn't give a shit what anyone says, he's just here to spam
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>>148631305
>Saskia and Iorveth story in the Gwent game
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>>148631398
>>she got killed off in a comic
No she didn't. Comic still sucked though. I doubt it's canon anyway. Just a quick licensed cash grab through Dark Horse.
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>>148631450
I enjoy reading different opinions, doesn't mean I have to agree with them or value them higher then the ones of people who created the game.
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>>148631305
Ciri is best waifu
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>>148631516
I stop replying now, sorry.
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>>148631516
You are a moron, stop acting like a butthurt 5 year old child.
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>>148631420
>You can always choose differently next time
I can, but deep down, I'll always know the real canon for my Geralt. An unmarked grave next to the Pontar.

>>148631607
Fuck off Mistle
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HoS > B&W
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>>148632031
HoS>Wild Hunt>B&W

Sad but true
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>>148632031
HoS had a better main story, but the sheer amount of content in B&W makes it a bit better imo. It's not like B&W doesn't have a decent story and a bunch of memorable side quests.
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>>148632289
I just usually expect better than decent from CDPR.
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why does everyone hate b&w? I loved every single part of it
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>>148632289
kys
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>>148632478
I don't think any of us hated it. There's jut a degree of disappointment after HoS, all the hype about it being the best thing yet, and some worry over the change in tone and direction for CDPR. I still liked more of it than I disliked, and I'm glad I played it. But it was a step down in quality, I think.
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>>148629827
You asked and you shall receive
http://pastebin.com/4SQGgtaH
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I'm going to shave Yennefer's head
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>>148632289
Quantity does not equal quality.

HoS had a brilliant story from start to finish. B&W started off strong and then fizzled out. HoS had emotional choices regarding Iris and Olgierd. B&W's main choices boiled down to whether you went with the obviously bad idea of visiting the elder, and whether you played gwent to get the ribbon. B&W had better side quests but also more boring filler shit. B&W added better armors and gameplay mechanics.

I suppose it comes down to what you prefer, but I play TW games for the story, and in that aspect B&W was a letdown for me, especially after the bar that HoS had set.
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>>148632763
The absolute madman! (reading now)
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>>148632763
DELETE THIS!
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>>148632763
I formally make a request that this be deleted along with all reference to it forthwith
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>>148632763
Nice.
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>>148632763
Some of the sentences feel a bit unnatural, like

>It felt like ages since he last saw Ciri so he couldn't wait to see her again and hear of her achievements.

Can you hear Geralt saying this to himself in those words? Still, good enough for random meme
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>>148632790
Did she catch ringworms from Geralt?
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Who else has never played a game of Gwent?
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>>148632808
>B&W started off strong and then fizzled out
I actually think the "bad" ending with Syanna and Annarietta is the best part of the main story, but otherwise I agree.
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>>148632763
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I fucking love our writefags.
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>>148633354
This is the most fucked up thing ever posted in a Witcher thread.
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>>148633320
Yes
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>>148633460
They're cruel and mean!

I do still love them though
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>>148633354
what's wrong with you man
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Can somebody write a fanfic where Triss meets the Trisspammer and she tells him to kill himself?
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>>148630376
literally autists
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>>148633627
I think that's more likely to end with the spammer making a suit out of her skin and jacking off in front of a mirror
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>>148633646
Thank God CDPR doesn't have people like you working for them, otherwise the most appealing part of TW games, making meaningful choices, would be reduced to licking Sapkowski's asshole and forcing player on a linear path.

>>148633627
Kek, like she would ever say that to me. Triss is a nice person with manners.
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reminder
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>>148628385
CDPR are lazy slobs, that's why. Emhyr was definitely supposed to have more scenes than what we got.
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Hoe can you nerds replay TW3? I fucking loved it and loved the expansions but I get tired at the idea of replaying it because I'm autistic when it comes to sidequests.

Replaying TW1 was such a fucking nightmare. Fuck romance cards.
>>148634302
BoE and ToC were a mess desu. And this is coming from someone that thinks that The Last Wish and SoD are probably the best thing in the series along with HoS. So in that sense, yeah - fuck Sapkowski.
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>>148634302
>making meaningful choices,

>Red gushing waifu or black gushing waifu
>meaningful choices
>Happy fairy tale ending or not happy fairy tale ending
>meaningful choices
Anon...
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>>148634663
Poor Sardukhar. They did get the treatment they expected and thought they deserved.

>>148634739
> Hoe can you nerds replay TW3? I fucking loved it and loved the expansions but I get tired at the idea of replaying it because I'm autistic when it comes to sidequests.
By not being autistic when it comes to sidequests.

>BoE and ToC were a mess desu
u wot
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>>148634772
>replying to brainless spammer
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>>148634772
Considering that the choice affects the main character's ending, I find it pretty meaningful. What about Ciri empress? People here are equally butthurt about it because, muh Andrew.
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>>148634875
They were all over the place. I appreciate them for expanding the lore, but they were such a pain to read at times.

Short stories Witcher is best Witcher.
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>>148634875
>Poor Sardukhar. They did get the treatment they expected and thought they deserved.
Not quite, initially they demanded a Kovir expansion, second sex scene and Priscilla's song to be rewritten if you romanced Triss. What they got in the end was not even close to any of that.
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>>148634901
>Getting so upset by brainless spammer that you whine like a little bitch.
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>>148635089
I liked it.
>>148635221
>Priscilla's song to be rewritten
That's so fucking stupid.
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>>148635089
>Considering that the choice affects the main character's ending,
One still frame or another still frame, wow

>What about Ciri empress? People here are equally butthurt about it because,
Gets a pretty long end sequence
>muh Andrew.
Nah, it's because it's poorly written
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>>148635221
>nitially they demanded a Kovir expansion, second sex scene and Priscilla's song to be rewritten
Oh shit what, seriously?
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>>148635361
inb4 my Geralt and muh CDPR
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>>148635221
>Priscilla's song to be rewritten if you romanced Triss
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>>148635184
Blood of Elves has some pacing issues but Time of Contempt was great. I wouldn't call either a mess, though I agree the short stories are better.
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>empress ciri ending
>triss romance
>kill roche let alone participating in the assassination quest at all
>releasing the thing under the tree
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>>148635221
Nah, that is a lie, while some people wanted that, majority asked for this:
>a scene before the final battle - done
>some recognition by other characters, like Ciri - done
>Triss getting some dialogue in KM - done
>Replacing "Well" and giving her some dialogue on the boat - done
>Rose of Remembrance not dying - not done
So CDPR pretty much delivered on most of the requests.

>>148635361
>One still frame or another still frame, wow
It's not about the frame, but the implication of main character's life after the game's events, which is very important imo.

>>148635361
>Nah, it's because it's poorly written
When people talk about Ciri empress ending, they mostly complain about it not being in line with the books, I scarcely seen people complaining about it being written poorly, although it's kind of implied they think that, since that's the main excuse here. I don't like something = bad writing.
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>>148635310
>That's so fucking stupid.
I've seen some of the official forums people not even realize it was about Geralt and Yennefer until they were told.
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>>148636018
>So CDPR pretty much delivered on most of the requests.
They made the scenes pretty shitty though. Yet the waifu folks still lapped it up with a spoon. And they never went back to fix more pressing issues, instead even adding more (mediocre in this case) Yen romance scenes that no one was asking for.

>It's not about the frame, but the implication of main character's life after the game's events, which is very important imo.
Brief description of happily ever after with one vs. happily ever after with another.

>When people talk about Ciri empress ending, they mostly complain about it not being in line with the books, I scarcely seen people complaining about it being written poorly,
Now you're just being deliberately obtuse

>I don't like something = bad writing.
People dn't like bad writing, wow, who'd have thought
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>>148636059
>it was about Geralt and Yennefer until they were told.
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>>148635970

I said I'd be here, you shithead.

Next time don't come to my willywaggling safe space
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>>148635537
Yup. There was more but I don't remember all the insanity.

>>148636018
>Nah, that is a lie, while some people wanted that, majority asked for this
Stop lying. There were demands for the things I listed, and they only toned it down after it became clear that CDPR wouldn't add anything that major. Their initial requests were just as insane as I said.
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>read the book
is this a meme or are they actually that good?
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>>148635221
They didn't want Priscilla's song rewritten, they wanted a new song to be written after eralt and Triss hooked up.
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>>148636268
edgy
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>>148636376
I enjoyed them so I'd say they are good.

>>148636382
That sounds even more retarded
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>>148635970
>>kill roche let alone participating in the assassination quest at all
>>releasing the thing under the tree
These two are arguable desu senpai
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I'm sorry /wtc/
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>>148636425

>le edge xDDD
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Vernon Roche is a whoreson, WHORESON!
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>>148636376
They're bretty gud
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>>148636565

That's what you get for trying to post no willys in the willy general ;((((
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>>148636221
>They made the scenes pretty shitty though.
I disagree, I liked them and they went a long way of improving Triss' romance, but that's just my personal preference.

>>148636221
>Brief description of happily ever after with one vs. happily ever after with another.
Yes, but considering how people get invested in these characters it's a pretty important difference, but whatever, if you don't think so, it's not up to me to convince you otherwise.

>>148636221
>People dn't like bad writing, wow, who'd have thought
The people complaining about bad writing are in a vast minority, TW3 got amazing praise from both the fans and the critics, with writing being one of the most praised aspects of the game. Of course, if someone thinks the writing is bad they have every right of saying so, but there isn't really a consensus that the writing was particularly bad in any part of the game.


>>148636271
>Stop lying. There were demands for the things I listed, and they only toned it down after it became clear that CDPR wouldn't add anything that major. Their initial requests were just as insane as I said.
No they weren't, like I said, some people did ask for that, but majority kept their expectations realistic, I closely followed that thread and what you are saying is simply not true.
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>>148635940
The beginning of the book felt so boring to me. In a "Ciri and Yen are going through this, this, and this" kind of way; event after event after event.

Vilgefortz and Dijkstra were pretty good, though. Thanedd Island, too.
>>148636376
The first two (The Last Wish and Sword of Destiny) are pretty great. The novels are okay, although I'd say that Lady of the Lake is pretty close to being great.
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>>148636856
>The first two (The Last Wish and Sword of Destiny) are pretty great. The novels are okay

Great and here I was kinda hoping they would get better after the first two books. I enjoy them but not as much as I expected.
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triss is shit
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>>148636565
Why did you summon this /gsg/ abomination to us?
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>>148636839
>I closely followed that thread
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>>148637023
jannies are here me m8
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>>148636839
>They made the scenes pretty shitty though.
>I disagree, I liked them
I rest my case
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>>148636992
THIS
H
I
S
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>>148636268

That image LITERALLY sums up /gsg/

Amazing
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>>148636856
>The beginning of the book felt so boring to me. In a "Ciri and Yen are going through this, this, and this" kind of way; event after event after event.
That part is pretty short though.

>>148636969
Maybe you have different tastes from usual and will like the novels more than the short stories. Just make sure you aren't reading fantranslatons.
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>>148637083

jannies can suck me willy
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>>148636969
I guess that they "get better" if you like shit that is greater in scope, but I think that the novels lack that "Geralt doing contracts" charm that the first two had.
>>148636839
>critics and the general public
>being a good way to measure a game's quality in writing

I guess that TLoU and Gone Home are completely masterpieces, then. The problem with TW3 is that the writing for the arcs that it has is good, but it leaves so many shit up in the air. Just look at the whole political conflict - there is only one set of sidequests for that. Not to mention that the Wild Hunt is painfully underdeveloped in comparison to someone like Mirror Man.
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>>148636992
And you're a massive waifufag, just admit that to yourself, it gets better from there. There are many of us, you are not alone...

>>148637008
Well, I'm a huge Triss fanboy, so I don't think that's particularly surprising...

>>148637117
I'm a sucker for cheesy romance, I just can't help myself.
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>>148637437
>And you're a massive waifufag,
Or he just doesn't like Triss. He stated no opinion on any other character
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>>148637436
>but I think that the novels lack that "Geralt doing contracts" charm that the first two had.
I liked the more personal aspects of the short stories myself.

>dat Shard of Ice
>dat Last Wish
>dat Something More

Damn I'm a big sopping pussy.
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>>148637239
I'm reading them in my language which is a bit annoying because I can't always connect the monster names to the English ones (I played the game in English) which reminds me of something.

Are the English names in the game 100% consistent with the books? I think I read something about Ermion named something different.
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>>148637647
>I'm reading them in my language
What language?
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Post shit that makes you feel depressed. I'll start.
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>>148637436
>The problem with TW3 is that the writing for the arcs
This. The good writing makes the bad writing stand out so much more. The pandering additions recently are just the most visible example.

>>148637647
>Are the English names in the game 100% consistent with the books?
The character names usually are (except Ermion-Mousesack) but some stuff is spelled differently. Frustratingly, even between books. (Vizima starts as Wyzima and ends up being Wyzim at one point)

Each translation in the order it was released ( meaning book two is actually the second to most recent translated one because the publishers are idiots) is better done than the last, though.
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>>148637716
German.
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>>148637728
>Post shit that makes you feel depressed. I'll start.
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>>148637239
It feels like that right until Vilgefortz is introduced. That's easily around 100+ pages, and I really wasn't enjoying it.
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Please help me /vg/, i'm in desperate need.
>Be me
>A few weeks ago
>Finally get Blood and Wine
>Fuckyes.jpeg
>Everything is going smoothly
>Get to the Wicked Witch fight
>Bring health down to zero, but she is still attacking me
>huh?.png
>I look it up, turns out to be a game breaking bug.
>I get pissed and quit Witcher 3 for awhile
>Find out a patch happened, including a fix for the witch
>I get on and the bitch is STILL invincible
If anyone knows how to fix this please help i'm on console.
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>>148637436
>I guess that TLoU and Gone Home are completely masterpieces, then. The problem with TW3 is that the writing for the arcs that it has is good, but it leaves so many shit up in the air. Just look at the whole political conflict - there is only one set of sidequests for that. Not to mention that the Wild Hunt is painfully underdeveloped in comparison to someone like Mirror Man.
I'm not saying the game is perfect and that its writing is flawless, there are things I don't like, the Wild Hunt representation being one of them, but it still beats 99% of the games out there and I wouldn't necessarily call it bad, just underwhelming at times. But again, that's just me, if someone wants to consider it bad, go ahead, I was just pointing out that most people would disagree.

>>148637526
If he presented a reasonable argument I would have seen it like you do, but it's just waifu shitposting.
>>
>Reach the end of HoS
>Can't decide whether to side with Von Everic or Dimm
>On one side Von Everec got a real shit deal and Dimm is literally Evil On the other Von Everic specifically agreed to the pact.
>Let the timer automatically decide for me.

Perhaps we are the ones with the hearts of stone. I saved his ass though.
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>>148638113
I'm not saying that it's bad as a whole, just that it has glaring flaws that people overlook because writing in games is usually pretty mediocre.

The writing is pretty good, it's just that I think that there is a lack of it in some areas (political shit, mainly). Novigrad should've been much more political in nature than it was, for example.
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>>148638113
This thread is full of reasonable arguments most of which you completely ignored or cherrypicked to nitpick on some minor shit. You don't deserve reasonable arguments, you waifu shitposter, all you deserve is the sweet embrace of death
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>>148638504
The waifu patch and Touissant pandering seems to have worked to divert attention, too.
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>>148638504
I kind of agree about Novigrad, it's political situation was left rather unexplored, they just introduce the 4 crime bosses, but other than Dijkstra, the rest are very underwhelming. I would have liked to see more emphasis on the relations between them, the Church and official authority, like Hemmelfart. My main problem though, was the needless dragging on of Dandelion's quests, I just didn't enjoy them.
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>>148638730
>The waifu patch

The what now?
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>>148639097
They added some dialogue to Triss and a smattering more to Yen. It's all romance with Geralt and it's mediocre at best, cringeworthy at worst. It was the result of huge online petitions and outcry about Triss not having enough content. It happened a good while ago though, so you may not have seen the game in its vanilla state.
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>>148638730
>Touissant pandering

Yeah, how did they fuck up so bad there? The whole Wine Wars thing was Bioware-level of laziness.

And the fucking memes. Was the reaction to the ones in HoS overly positive or something?
>>148639090
>Dandelion's quests
And this. Novigrad was pretty fucking boring for me. The only thing about the situation with the Church of the Eternal Fire that you see is Kalkstein getting burned and the Triss sidequests.

And yeah, the crime bosses, too.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7UolQN36GI
Who needs witchers?
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>>148639453
>Was the reaction to the ones in HoS overly positive or something?
Possibly on the official forums. It's always a bad idea to listen to those though. They're not representative and are an awful way to write anything. That way Mass Effect 3 lies.
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>>148639453
>The whole Wine Wars thing was Bioware-level of laziness.
The wine wars quest served more to give random question marks purpose, to tie them in some kind of story, instead of you just randomly doing them. I think that was their reasoning behind it, but it's basically a fetch quest.

>>148639453
>you see is Kalkstein getting burned
That was just some random doppler you see when you reach Novigrad, we just learn about Kalkstein being burned, we never get to actually see it.

What saves Novigrad for me is Triss and Dijkstra.
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>>148640010
>Radovid sucks flaccid cock

Y-Yeah, h-he's still alive, hahaha...
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>>148640689
I never said he was alive, just that we don't see him getting killed. He is dead and I'm sure his dying performance was a sight to behold.
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Your dad fucks man ass just because he likes it so much.
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>>148552460
>Roche's front teeth looks like they belong to donkey from shrek
>Radovid suddenly has the eyes of a meth addict
>Ves looks like a man
>Dandelion gayer than ever

How did they fuck these characters up so much?
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>>148642589
Ves is hot and Dandelion always looked like a faggot.
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>>148642589
They wanted the ogre audience
They forgot that Rad is only 15 years old
Same reason why Letho looks weird and not as buff as he did in 2: porting models straight over to the new system
Dandelion got a brothel theatre and had to look the part
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>>148642802
Come on. Ves in Witcher 3 has a reaaaaally manly chin.
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>>148642589
Radovid went mad and stopped sleeping and eating. Ves always looked like a man.
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>>148643016
>not loving strong jawed Germanic or Slavic women
gay
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I'm going to drug Yennefer's apple juice and abuse her
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>>148643623
No need. She passed out hours ago anyway
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>>148639417
Depends where in the story it is. I started at release and only finished the main story today.
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>>148636856
Blood of Elves and Time of Contempt kinda feel like they should be just one book.
nothing really happens in Blood of Elves, although I enjoyed the comfiness of it.

Baptism By Fire is great though, same for Lady of the Lake and Tower of the Swallow(though a bit less so)

Overall the short stories are better, though you still get a bit of the short story feel in the novels sometimes since the author loves cliffhangers and switching to other characters for a portion of the chapter.

Like the Dijkstra and Thyssen thing in Tower of the Swallow. I loved that shit.
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>>148643715
Is she free now? Did you do your things to her already, Geralt?
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>>148643802
You probably saw it then. It's all at Kaer Morhen r after, mostly. Sme of it kind of obviously interrupts the flow of events, like stopping as soon as you arrive to chat up your waifu
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>>148643958
yeah, replaying the game I got to Kaer Morhen and was in that drinking scene with Lambert and Eskel.

suddenly

>brb gotta romance scene
>ok I'm back

that was so jarring
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>>148644125
That was actually there since day one. The thing that was added was the dialogue after the Isles of Mist, when you arrive to KM with Ciri. It's a short scene where you have a few words with your waifu, while the other one is awkwardly standing there.
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>>148644125
>that drinking scene with Lambert and Eskel.

I love that scene so much. I just want more witchers being bros. Fuck the waifus make a game about that.
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>>148644583
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Where did your balls go, Geralt?
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>>148644740
Papa Emhyr > Papa Geralt
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>>148644583
The scene in W2 where you are chilling at a table with Zoltan, Dandelion and a bunch of dwarven bros is also gold. If there's one thing CDPR is really good at it's conveying true friendship and camaraderie. Makes other RPGs like Bethesda trash look so sad because appare tly every protagonist is an autist without friends.
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>>148644841
this

except Geralt was never a papa to begin with, he was basically a molester who claimed an unborn child for selfish reasons. Ciri has every right to despise him for depraving her of a normal childhood with her real father
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>>148645017
Being fucked by your dad is not a normal childhood last time I checked.
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>>148645113
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>>148644740
He's just mirin' that strong jaw and plump lips
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People complain about the portal and unicorn memes, but is anyone else fucking annoyed with the Odrin shit? It feels like half the noticeboards are just about his retarded meme adventures through the land, he even ended up in Toussaint somehow.
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>>148645113
>implying that Geralt didn't oil Ciri up
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>>148645113
He didn't fuck her, though.
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>>148645350
Emhyr would have fucked Ciri if she hadn't been kept out of his hands.
Either that or she would have died with her mother when Emhyr made Vilgefortz teleport their ship and everyone except for Emhyr died.
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>>148645339
>oiling Ciri up
Where do I sign up?
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>>148644841
Geralt is more like a grandpapa when you think about it
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>>148644640
Anyone who didn't pick that option is a faggot.
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>>148645542
>would have
He didn't, though.
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>>148645707
He would have and that's not normal father daughter relationship
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>>148645707
Because Ciri was kept away from the ship by Calanthe and Geralt came along and took her to Kaer Morhen.
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>RPG
>you can't choose to spare "the bad guys"

This is Bioware levels of retardation
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Emhyr would have NEVER fucked Ciri. he never did when she was little and when he actually got his hands on her later, his father instincts took over and he let go of all his ambitions and dreams of saving the world just because he didn't want to see his daughter cry
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>>148645953
The reason why Emhyr didn't fuck Ciri while he was in Cintra and being Duny was because Ciri wouldn't be able to give birth at the age of 6
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>>148645812
>>148645819
>what ifs
Show me the paragraph where he sticks his penis in her vagina. Unless you're Andrzej Sapkowski and can absolutely vouch for Emhyr's intentions what you say is null.
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>>148646059
Don't ever reply me or my wife's son again
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>>148646059
Read the books, faggot.
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So many people wanted to fuck Ciri and failed. Mistle is a true hero.
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>>148646029
he could have contacted Yennefer of Vengerberg who was known for researching infertility cures. I'm sure she could and would have helped him. yet he never did, because deep down he knew he could never lay a hand on his daughter
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>>148646029
Careful with those edges man
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>>148646127
>>148646146
Nice argument.
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>>148646159
>>148646162
The reason why Emhyr wants to fuck Ciri is because of Ithlinne's prophecy which states that her child will rule half of the world and her grandchild will rule the entire world
Emhyr is obsessed with world domination which is also why he went to war against the Northern Kingdoms twice (thrice if you count the games too) so being able to secure world domination through the "small price" of impregnating his own daughter was a no-brainer for him
If you had read the books, you would know this
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXq_ieH91lQ
Holy shit, the cringe
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>>148646059
I am Andrew Sapkowski and I say Emhyr would have fucked Ciri. Now read my books faggot.
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>>148646409
How many times are you going to post this, man. Jesus...
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>>148646409
I know all that. if YOU had read the books you'd know that when Emhyr finally captured Ciri, he immediately let her go because she started crying. he never laid a hand on her and he never fucked her and the books actually prove that he never would fuck her even if given a chance
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>>148646543
>Andrew
Fuck off, impostor
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reminder that Emhyr is the best dad of the entire series
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>>148646439
This is actually one of his tamest interviews, he must have been happy drunk.

>>148646612
This.
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>>148646543
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>>148646612
>arguing with obsessive people on 4chan
Don't bother. They're unable to see anyone else's point of view but their own.
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>>148647018
ayy lmao
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>>148646982
ive seen that picture like a million times but i just got the joke because just got familiar with the author and the books
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>>148647076
Thanks for proving my point.
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>>148646823
>marrying a look-alike of your daughter
>saving your wife's father

Emhyr best dad, best husband, and best son-in-law.
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>>148647076
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Reminder that the only good part of the entire series is the first half of the third game and if you've played or read more, your opinion is invalid.
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>>148647372
wut
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>>148647241
Shouldn't you be throwing herself from your tower, Calanthe?
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>>148637927
this fucking quest... she looks so sad if you reject her... how can you say no to pic related?
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>>148647093
read the books faggot
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>>148648016
CUTE
U
T
E
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>>148648225
Why did you post what you are not?
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>>148648041
read the books, faggot
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>>148648016
I just imagine all the fighting between these two as a couple. Can witchers die of stress-induced heart attacks? If yes, I give Geralt exactly 2 years after settling down with yen till he bites the dust.
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Pam poram

pam pam poram
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>>148648569
They seem happy in the epilogue
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What did he mean by this?
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>>148648016
I love how indifferent Triss is if you reject her, it's pretty abrupt. Even Djikstra comments on it.
>>148648569
Yes, he would be so relaxed with Triss since she gets involved in political shit, and Geralt totally loves politics.
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Is it wrong to find him hot and want to fuck him?
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>>148650547
I'd say so, yes
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What's Yen's favorite food?
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>>148651592
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>>148651592
Anabolic steroids
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>>148651648
Can I have some yoghurt too? :3
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>>148651714
Watch out, my wife!
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I'm going to sell Corvo Bianco and buy a mansion in Nilfgaard!
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>>148651714
Sure
*unzips dick*
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>>148637927
> Geralt's face in the last panel

Absolute madman
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>>148651772
Corvo Bianco is already in Nilfgaard
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>>148651770
You're not me! ;_;
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>>148651886
That's right! I'm her real husband! :3
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>>148651978
You're not my husband!
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>>148652137
Yes I am, you have to believe me please! ;_;
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>>148651772
I'm going to sell my house in Kovir and buy a vineyard in Toussaint!
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>>148652216
Why can't you just leave Geralt and Yen alone, Triss?
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>>148652194
You've lost. Begone.
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>>148652402
Because dumb niggers on the official forums demand I'm always in the spotlight!
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>mastercrafted ursine armor
>protective coating

95% god damn DR

I have become death, destroyer of worlds
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>>148652543
O-Okay ;_;
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>>148652697
I'm sorry. ;_; Maybe you'll find someone too! :3
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>>148652859
I know I never will ;_;
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>>148651876
I'm going to live in the city Nilfgaard, friend
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:3
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Thank you based Emhyr for allowing the world to see what sorceresses look like without glamours and charms.
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>>148654035
Sigi did the smart thing when he bailed once Phil tried to have him killed.
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>>148654080
>geralt fucked that
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>>148654080
Poor Geralt, fucking this for months.
I expected her to be attractive at least. I'm a bit disappointed with the sorceresess in general...
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>>148654372
>Geralt fucked this

>mfw CDPR thought book canon Yen was too ugly and had to beautify her
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>>148654080
who is this
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>>148654680
a real woman
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>>148654593
>Geralt fucked THIS for years
ftfy
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>>148654593
>>148655070
what's wrong with that
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>>148649225
because she understands their relationship was a bad idea and is trying to move on, she literally says this prior to you even having a choice to romance her or not.
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>>148654593
>it's an early version of yen made by CDPR so it's 'book canon'

how retarded are you?
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>>148655070
I want to Axii hunchback-Yen and impregnate her :3
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Is it bad that I'm playing the witcher series in reverse chronological order?
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>>148656101
What do you need Axii for?

>>148656206
Yes, kys and start over by reading the books
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>>148656206
so it's a story about a guy whose daughter brings about the end of the world and his efforts to forget all of it and be kidnapped by the wild hunt
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>>148656206
Yes
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>>148656206
I really hope that you can stand ugly as fuck models.
>>148656320
To hypnotize her! :3
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>>148656341
Pretty good, I laughed
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>>148656043
>"He saw her left shoulder, a little higher than her right. Nose, a little too long. Mouth, a little too narrow. Chin, a little too regressed. Brows, too irregular. Eyes..."

Read the books, faggot
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>>148656320
>reading
I'm not a nerd
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>>148656637
there are millions of people that fit that description you fucking idiot...you think CDPR artists knew exactly what she looked like based on that description?
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>>148656497
Just go put on women's clothing
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>>148656807
Are you literally blind?
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>>148656690
Then you're a faggot, faggot
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I'm going to turn Kaer Morhen into a youth hostile for rich college kids from Oxenfort who are trying to find themselves and use the money to move to Kovir.
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>>148656894
are you? you think everyone with a slightly long nose, narrow mouth and irregular brows all look like >>148654593 ?

you're a fucking moron
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>>148656907
>being a homophobe in current year
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My Geralt yearns for Vernon Roche.
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>>148657004
I'm going to help you Eskel
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>>148657183
hownew ru
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>>148657383
I don't want your help, Lambert. You were the one who wanted to turn it into an amusement park.
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>>148657617
*rolls in his grave*
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>>148657794
;_;
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>>148658330
Doesn't look like any incarnation of Ciri, you dumb sperg.
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Ciri is rude
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>>148658330
you are why this thread is garbage
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Which witcher was the largest meme folder?
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>>148658935
Letho
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>>148657794
Vessemir is an undead now. Time to issue a contract to kill him. Who wants to make some money?
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>>148659359
There are no undead in the Witcher world.
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>>148658557
Ciri! That's no way to treat your father!
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>>148659359
Vesemir is ash
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>>148659442
Not in your world maybe. My Geralt hunts undead all the time.
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>>148660814
Your Geralt is in some weird fanfic Witcher world, then.
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My Geralt hears voices in his head, they council him, they understand and talk to him.
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Why is Olgierd so divisive? He's one of the best boys in the series
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Fuck, Ciri died in my ending and Geralt committed suicide. Im too ashamed to go back and get a good ending because I didnt get it the first try. Kill me
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>>148662787
As you wish.
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>>148661023
My Geralt only drinks light beer from a can and has been wearing the same too small sweat stained wife beater for the past six days.
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>>148661801
1) He looks like young David Beckham
2) He doesn't take shit from ofieri fuccbois
3) He looks manlier than even based Iorveth
4) He's one of the few people with an undercut who doesn't look like a pineapple

Hard not to like the guy even though he's an ass.
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>>148663016
Get out of here mirror man
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>>148663016
Leave Anon alone! They've suffered enough
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So wait, when Ciri shows up at the end you just have a little chat and that is it? No adventures together or anything?
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>>148663114
My Geralt watches reruns of game shows while tears silently run down his cheeks.
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Just saw THAT scene in Hearts of Stone

Holy shit, so we all can say he's the best character of the game aye?
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>>148663659
You have a more urgent wish than his request for death?
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Would Geralt go gay for Iorveth once he spent a month in shitty cold Kovir?
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Why is this such a shitty general? Do perfect games often have horrid generals to balance it out?
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>>148664075
Nothing left to talk about
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>>148664017
Anybody would go gay after spending a month with Triss waiting on them hand and foot and waking them up with blow jobs every morning.
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>>148664075
TESG
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>>148663659
I dont even find joy in Gwent anymore. Life is pain.
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>>148629624
Why is someone who picks the character you didn't a spammer?
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>>148664414
how new are you? it's a title he earned after obnoxiously spamming non-stop about his waifu for months until he got banned
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>>148664075
I love this general.

I love you guys. :3
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>>148665105
I love you too my wife! :3
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What's Geralt and Yen's favourite foreplay?
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>>148665145
You're still not me! ;_;
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>>148665204
Geralt helping Yen burn shit that Geralt fucked on with Triss
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>>148665145
Wait, you found a wife? :3
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>>148665204
Strip Gwent, but it just ends with them playing Gwent and not having sex because Yen is too tired and Geralt has a crippling addiction.
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>>148665349
We can both be you can't we?
>>148665485
Yes you! :3
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>>148665590
>We can both be you can't we?
No, just me.
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>>148665590
But >>148665105 wasn't me! I assumed she was your new wife! :3
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>>148665759
Fine. ;_;
>>148665760
I will be the husband of husbands, everyone is now my wife
>>
easiest way to make money at level 50?
>>
>running a few things at ultra
>silky smooth

After one cutscene the framerate shits the bed hard, running at four to seven fps atm
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>>148666109
Welcome to post-patch 1.21
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>>148666147
Strange how for me the framerate noticebly drops only during rain in Noivgard
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>>148666440
Rain is taxing on the CPU and so is being in Novigrad in and of itself
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>>148666440
Noivgrad is one big torture test desu
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Is there a reason why Nilfgaard is not in the standalone gwent game?
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>>148666618
Nilfgaard is non-canon.
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So do I understand correctly that this series is basically a romance simulator? As a fan of bioware games this makes me interested. Can you date many women? What about men? Can I customize my character or am I forced to be an old cishet guy? Thanks.
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>>148666618
>>148666683
Nilfgaard has the exact same gameplay mechanics as the Northern realms deck and therefore isn't unique enough for the game. It will be released later, probably with its own gameplay mechanics
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>>148666683
Dumb dwarf
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>>148666618
Because Nilfgaard vs Northern Realms is a giant boring decoy spy shitfest
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What's up lads
Does telling Anna Henrietta about Syanna's plans to kill her after you defeat Detlaff have any influence whether she (anna) survives or not?
What does it change exactly?
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>>148666618
Skellige has berserkers
Scoiatael has Agility and healers
Monsters is based on the muster mechanic
Northern realms has spies and tight bond cards

Meanwhile nilfgaard has the same amount of spies as NR, only exception being less tight bond cards and more healers. Ergo Nilfgaard and NR are basically the same deck. CDPR aims to change that and therefore has to release Nilfgaard later.
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>>148667502
If you tell her you have the opportunity to make them forgive each other. Both survive
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>>148667675
So if I don't tell Anna Henrietta, I can't go talk to Syanna and tell her to think about making peace?
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>>148666618
Becasuse it's too OP
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>>148667502
No. Neither does telling Damien to be on the lookout.
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>>148667769
The other way around. If you don't confront Syanna you can't make peace even if you tell Annarietta. It's all fucked up complicated.

1) uncover the plans for the fifth murder
2) confront Syanna
3) tell her to consider making peace
4) tell Anarietta that she was the fifth victim
5) when asked what you think, tell Anarietta that Syanna is guilty but you can understand her motives

This leads to the happy end
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>>148667959
>too OP
Northern realms has better spies, better leader abilities, and more tight bond cards. Nilfgaard sucks
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>>148668953
Sure thing
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>>148668648
Nothing happy about that. It's shit.
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Syanide dead, Deadlaugh alive, Regis not on the run, Dandy saving the day is objectively the best outcome.
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>>148669941
No, sisters alive, emo sperg vampire dead is the best.
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>>148669941
But Syanna did nothing wrong
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NEW THREAD
>>148670128
>>148670128
>>148670128
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>>148670045
Sisters alive is the worst ending though

>>148670063
She did everything wrong
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>>148668953
getting a card from their discard pile is basically another spy guaranteed

and that`s ridiculous
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