Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

Where were you when you got wasted with your femcharr wife?

Also wow, I just noticed how "cozy" those walls look.

i've fucked vuncia multiple times, AMA

>>148464291
Sexy desert princess, it makes me miss Dervishes.

>>148464296
ERP or you fucked her over?

>>148464448
*him, whoops.

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succubus AMA

>>148464850
why must you be EU

>>148464850
Can you please crush me with your thighs?

>>148464850
Are you a degenerate?

Who is the cutest cute?

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you

>>148464993
>pink gay cat fart hospital.png

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>>148465134
Me, Calsi! I'm the cutest!

t. fluusi

>>148464943
why must you be NA
>>148464953
yes meet me on EU at the bank in DR
>>148465004
no sir

>>148465267
>squatfu will never squat on your face and let out a powerful fluffy cunny scented flatulation

>>148465430
>in DR
she even goes to the statue, she knows
whyyyyyyyy servers

>>148465134
Bole is the cutest cute

>>148466162
Worst horns. Why is she standing like she has the pee? Blush through fur? The color sucks. 2/10

fluusi

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>>148466730

please stop making new threads for a dead game

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>tfw no vrcharr wife

please stop making new shitposts for a dead thread

>>148468252
senpai, we discuss the unique races and active playerbase on here, as well as answer newbie questions, this is a good thing.

>>148468757
That's the most half assed excuse I've ever read
Regarding answering questions there are far better resources than here, most questions will go unanswered, drowned out by the shitposting. You're better off discussing the game anywhere but here.

>>148468757
>no mention of discussing the actual content of the game
lol

>>148469183
>there are far better resources than here
That's tough, because people want to come here anyway, sometimes to talk about the forums/reddit/wherever else too.

>>148469357
Newbie questions must not count haha

>>148469543
>guys what class should i roll
>is x viable for y
>is this game alive
>what server should i go on
>how do i make money
amazing game discussion

>>148470250
that definitely sounds like the game to me, infact I'm almost positive

>>148470879
nice

>>148470504
weve been answering these trivial questions for 3 years, almost all of them can be answered with metabattle now and the rest with just a simple google search

makes no sense to keep a thread alive when there is nothing new to discuss, only the same shit asked day in day out

>>148470874
That charr looks like he just nutted inside someone. Who?

>>148471104
>only the same shit asked day in day out
>only
anon I also said we participate in game discussion about tyria's unique races

>>148471405
what the fuck are you talking about, the constant stream of rats and cats shitting up the thread? you consider race memes as discussion? jesus

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>>148471145

>>148472060
yes, you need to open your mind and acknowledge what people want to say rather than what you want, you sound like a brat.

femcharr six pack

femcharr fluff

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I started up Dark Souls 2 today! Hopefully that, DOOM, and Witcher 2 can hold me over until living story season 3

>>148475510
Have you played any of the other Soulsborne games?

and Witcher 2+3 are great, I'd recommend them over Souls if you care more about the story than the challenge.

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>>148475847
I beat Dark Souls 1 last month. Parried Gwyn 4 times! The last time I tried playing Witcher 2 I realized my graphics card had melted. That's when my screenshots went potato quality. Can't wait to try it with my 1070! Here's my Ds2 character

>>148471145
its one if gae the faggots cats

>>148476297
cute fnorn.

>>148476297
the shoulders make her head look small, i like it

>>148475510
but what about after the hour of LS3?

Awena...

runescape or resub to FFXIV?

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>>148476297
hey you

you think we will get more then one map on the 26th? or will it be 1 every few weeks?

>>148478645
>one every few weeks
you're out of your fucking mind
did the already forget HoT was 4 maps?

>>148478910
I'm feeling 2-3 maps with 1 being done when hot was shipped and held back for this :^)

>>148478645
1 map per year

all they need is 1 good map, look at SW

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>>148478645
I doubt we'll even get a full map. It'll be like Silverwastes or Dry Top.

I've been passing the time waiting for my world to not be perma red in WvW by Pvp'ing for Ascension. Now that I have it we have still been red for half a year. Are rematchings have been absolute shit. Now on top of that we're getting bag hunted and bm'd every waking hour.

Is quitting an option at this point?

>>148480842
Which server?

>suddenly come into fat gold
>can't just buy sinister trinkets
I think I'll just save and treasure these legendaries.

>>148478645
I don't have any sources to give you because all I have is the word of my friend who was in one of their closed beta testing for something unrelated, but he was never wrong about any other leaks he tossed my way. Believe it or don't. Nothing to really gain from lying.

LS3 will make its way to the Ring of Fire so new map/s will be coming. I have no idea if it will happen on the 26th. I heavily doubt it will though and it'll be for a future living story release.

What's a good dagger offhand to pair with my princess wand sceptre for my necro?

>>148482521
nice, so they're following up with mursaat. i thought they would focus on foefire/leyline shit.

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It is a very cold morning where I am ;_;

>>148482521
>LS3 will make its way to the Ring of Fire so new map/s will be coming
I can believe it. There's an area just to the left of where you fight Mordremoth which if you break out of the map which isn't hard has a coast line and all sorts of unused terrain, it looks really cool. I'd recommended go seeing it before it undoubtly becomes part of ls3.

post hot futanari HOPE sluts

>>148483479
pinnacle

>>148483479
Toy Dagger

>>148481417
Gate of Madness. Since the new season and combined matchings. We've been red and now we're the lowest rated server group. So no more having our mmr tank into a lower tier for a week.

Darkhaven managed to get a lower rating now. So we might be blue soon. So we have that going for us.

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>>148484076

>>148483753
*pats*

>>148484809
That is the fault of the server leaders. They had a chance to be T3 or T4 stable about 2 years ago but they bitched out because they kept losing even-numbered engagements. When they started dropping, all the fight-oriented people left. Instead of training the pugs, the server leaders decided to call off the push.

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>tfw upgraded to a gtx 1070 but still get mediocre fps because lol dx9

why didnt she fuck me..........................

>>148487210
gw2 is all cpu based overclock that bad boy

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>>148484076

>>148487803
Correction: Overclock the 1/4th of your cpu the game can effectively use :^)

>>148487914
gw2 can use 4 threads nice 16 thread cpu anon

>>148487824
so slutty it's like an artform

>>148487803
>tfw already oc'd to 4.3 GHz on my fx 6350

I'd get a 6600k but I just bought a tv too. It's amazing how much money you can save when you stop spending it on video games.

>>148468935
Sauce pls

>>148484076
Lusster is futa? How big is it?

I want to kiss Lusster!

>>148490372
>>148490328
I thought that slut quit?

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>want to get my old account back
>look for old GW cd boxes
>none of them have any of the serial keys inside

JUST

>>148490760
lusster is the purest member of HOPE

>>148493245
shes not for lusster

>>148492990
lusster and dros have erpd lol i saw them in fracs

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>>148485926
Thanks comf <3

Is there even a reason to play a non-Elite spec in PvP anymore or have we pretty much accepted the "pay or get fucked in the ass by Scrapper / Reaper" meta?

>>148493834
Reaper is not top dog anymore. There are several vanilla builds that work decently too.

>>148493892
Does that apply to Ranked teams with premade assignments or Solo Queue where you get tossed in with a bunch of wankers that don't know their ass from their face? So far in every match Elites seem to outclass their "traditional" counterparts in every single fucking way, be it boons or boon stripping or condi damage or damage mitigation

>>148493754
I want to rub my cock between your paw-pad feet

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>>148493892
care to name these "several" vanilla builds?

>>148494136
They work when you play against Rabbit rank players that just bough the game. Beyond that, if you don't take an Elite spec you're going to have a bad time.

This is one step away from ArenaNet charging $10 for a "50% PvP 24 hour damage boost", and you'd *STILL* get people in the forums going "well if you're really serious about PvP, you'd either buy it or find a way to work around it :) :) :)"

I'm going to make Lusster cum during raids soon. Watch for the abs.

What do I do with 1000 hours of XP boost?

>>148464296
how tight is his ass ?

>>148494293
It's sort of both funny and horrifying when people say how HoT isn't p2w strictly because there's no sub fee or "it isn't as bad as X."

>>148494293
>This is one step away from ArenaNet charging $10 for a "50% PvP 24 hour damage boost"

saying stuff like that just makes you sound dumb. it IS a problem and it can be considered p2w but it's still not even close to that.

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>>148494062
A-anon please! At least ask me out for dinner first!
I'll do it underneath the table <3

>>148498065
HARLOT

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Any hope for a newfag being able to function with a boosted 80 or should I do a normal runthrough

>>148498065
I told you she was the lewdest
Snufflefu gangbang when?

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check out this SWEET cosplay

>>148498569
Aw wow!

>>148498065
Thanks for the erection, snuflefu. I having a raging hardon at the thought of an under table femcharr footjob.

its okay /gw2g/ you can play pokemon go too :)
just buy them miniature pets with gems and RP lmao

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>>148465201
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, most of the ones on your list are either dead or aren't even /vg/, stop posting this troll list all the time please.

>>148498390
In my experience, several people including myself would tell you that leveling for the first time is pretty enjoyable. Hitting 80 lets you access dungeons and fractals much sooner, and get better gear to map complete a little faster, disregarding that the zones are scaled. Up to you, that's just my input. You'd be fine either way.

>>148465201
Why do you, without fail, post this every single thread?


It's not even original. You literally copied the original guild info and changed it to meme guilds.

>>148499368
It's a lot of effort just to mislead NA and EU players, I don't get it besides (You)-hunting, and wastes everyone's time at the end of the day.

>>148499586
it's really not a lot of effort

>>148499368
that anon that posts the fakepasta probably doesnt have that much of a social life to begin with, he might even look forward to that small exchange he has with the HOPEfag

>>148499672
He pretty much waits to post it kek.

Who is the rat queen?

It's jugg. Most of the mind less shit comes from. Jugg

>>148499941
I am. Rikki even said so

>>148499939
>always in the top 5 posts
i wouldnt be surprised.

>>148499941
Calsi.

>>148499950
If not, someone just as aimless and boring with their shitposting.

rexxie give me your cummies

>>148499941
the most loyal rat

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This thread isn't very comfy..

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>>148500548
Is it not how you remember?

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>>148498936
No problem anon <3

>>148498530
N-no please
I'd be cleaning my fur for days ;_;

Which florburz cat is your favorite?

>>148500824
the one with the most stamina

I love snufflefu.....

>>148500824
florburz florburz

>>148500548
let me sniff ur musk u slut

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>>148501749
I love you too anon!

>>148500824
Snufflefu

how do i get florburz to notice me?

>>148503869
by namedropping yourself some more forcedburz

>>148504001
Except that wasn't me who posted that anon...

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FORCEDBURZ!

>>148504082
did you notice me yet florburz

>>148504687
You got my attention.

>>148500824
Barbteaser

Forcedburz Lardteaser

>>148504734
!!!

Now that I've made one, futanorn is clearly the most versatile race. Definitely meta.

>>148502582
Okay. What are you waiting for?

romantic picnic with florburz

>>148500786
...Calsi........

...I-I want to play Dark Souls with Rikki and Calsi......!

>>148506241
-sniffs ur musk-

>>148508187
- w-

florburz giving me cubs

florburz afterglow spooning

florburz tight butthole

No one ever gave me a real answer. Which florburz cat is your favorite?

florburz...

>>148509437
name all his cats and i will pick

florburz dating gae

>>148509761
they all start with Florburz

>>148509437
Vae The Spectre

Lani locked in the Cuck Shed™ while Rikki and Calsi play Dark Souls™

musky vae cuddles with perfumed sparkleburz

What does Vaes musk smell like?

im going to date lusster!

i want florburz to ask me out on a date

I am going to marry snufflefu

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i just want an invite ;-;

>>148512493
fuck off whore

Post more Dottirs

>>148512820
never :C

What class should I make and use my 80 boost on? I already have one of everything and kinda want that shared inventory space.

Also what spec for that class if you have any ones to suggest.

>>148513679
If you have one of every class, you can use that boost on lvl 80 character to get all the bonus items and free up shared slot

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>>148512279
Aww anon <3

>>148513249
>>148513379
>>148513520
>>148513664
>>148513808

My dick can only get so erect f am!

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I swear power scrapper is good for raid comps!

>>148514309
I recommended it! Lick my feet as reward you animal.

>>148514381
I just have to clear KC and Xera with it to prove its ultimate power.

>>148513921
Yeah but like. I can't get over wasting not having to level a character.

Worst case scenario I can use them as a pack mule?

I dunno, I'm thinking like healing rev or something stupid/fun?

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thoughts?

>>148515276
Outfit is boring but I like the use of monocle and hair to cover both eyes

>>148514309
will you be my husband florburz?

>>148512493
don't be sad anon

>>148515979
don't worry everything's cool now

>Harvesting tools don't stack
The fuck is this 1995

hm, I dunno if I should use this 80 boost on a charr.

>>148515276
give her blonde hair and make the black parts pink
then go around oppressing sylvari and plotting to take over the world

Am I just shit or are Sylvari sliders more restrictive than the ones for human, norn and asura?

Is it femsura friday yet?

>>148518741
Nope, its futanorn friday

I only have 50g on my bank. how much gold should I save leveling crafting 0-400 and create a full set exotic minstrel for my druid?

>>148518895
depends on how many mats you already have hon

>>148518895
>exotic
Free--
>Minstrel
At least 80g

If you don't have 1-400 already you may as well do it now. 50g is enough to get there, see in OP: http://gw2crafts.net/leatherworking.html

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>start work on a viper's set of armor for my necro
>suddenly hit a roadblock because I don't know what I want to transmute the armor into

>>148519193
>not having your outfit planned already

>>148515276
Kill yourself :)

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>>148519224
I just
I don't know what direction I want to take it
play up the profession super hard and probably go edgy in the process? I already have a power set that does that
really revealing and slutty? maybe but I can't decide on a top/bottom combo that I like
something moderate and standard in terms of adventuring gear? always a nice choice in my book but I do that all the time

>>148499107
FUN is dead as well, no point in listing it any longer

>already has edgy
>already has adventuring leathers
>doesn't have huge slutwear
>doesn't know what else is an option
Could go for maximum bulky / padded / armored.
Most of the slut combos are overdone to the point of being memorized.

>>148519458
>anime poster
Doesn't matter what you do since you've already confirmed to us you have shit taste.

>>148519458
modesty is always in style

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I never thought I could enjoy medium armor. I'm enjoying medium armor. At least this set.

>>148518816
Why not just futa friday? We could get both norn and rats.

Mmm- mm-
Baad~ medicine~
Hung futa rats are all~ I~ need~
Ba-baad~ medicine~
Ooooooohh~~ ooo~ whooaa~ whoooa~
Baad~ medicine~
Elixir futa rats are all ~ I~ need~
Ooo-whooa~ whoa, ooo-whooa~ whooa~ ohhh~

>>148520517
Good point.

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>>148522074
Too bad, because it's femcharr day again.

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>>148521686
I remember writing this months ago.The natural futarats are still very much appreciated.

wish the witch's hat had a larger brim on non-asuras
want to use it on my sylvari but it looks so dinky

>>148520426
Ur cute anon

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>>148518816
yay

>>148521686
FUTA IS FUCKING DISGUSTING KILL YOURSELF

Futa is literally more gay than being gay. Putting a faggy dick on a faggy woman and then wanting to suck it like a faggot is about the gayest thing I can think of.

>>148522403
good design, Arenanet, pick one, you will never have both.

They have played favorites from day one, the sharkrat and the Deviant art salads are all they care about.

>>148523318
>>148523412
>liking girls is gay

>>148523859
Futa is not a girl, it's herm.

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>>148523318

>>148523859
All futafags are closet gay. They like to pretend sucking a dick isn't gay when it's stuck on a womans body.

>>148523859
HERMAPHRODITES ARE NOT GIRLS

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>tfw too lazy to learn this

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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A NORN IN A RAT'S CAGE

Say what you will, I'd always go gay to pound some thick futa rat pussy DESU.

>>148525725
Do you have the same sirius stations playing at your work as me? I still prefer (futa)rat lyrics.

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(jesus auto correct.. Try that again) I have gone and collected genesis as anons have told me to, now with that and infinite light what is the next step in increasing my Justice stat? staves, axes, rifles and bows.. (currently using vigil rifle, eirs bow and guild staff)

>>148526162
They don't just sleep around like that! They're wholesome!

fucking remove gw2g

>Implying sluts like: Korrli, Calsi, Yozzil, Lani, Dinny, Vanli are wholesome

EVEN STOAGY THE AUTIST HAS LEFT THE GAME FOR FF14
DED AS SHIT

what's the best way to farm gold now?

>>148528681
multiloot tarir cancer

>>148528750
how do I do that?

>>148528854
you join a multiloot squad before the meta starts and hope they arent autistic enough to kick you

>>148528113
Your list forgot to include Rikki too DESU.

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whale whale whale
What do we have here

>>148529410
A whale, desu.

>>148529410
Two whales. One in the middle and one to the right.

Then maybe only a few rats are wholesome, but let's not let it tarnish the name of those who try.

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>>148529835
Justice Rat is not wholesome.

>>148530328
Sometimes, we dirty our hands with our dreams.

ham-boned slut

That's quality armor!

>>148532050
Thank you so much!

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I miss squats.

>>148532790
i say good riddance to that shitposting traitor tbqh familia

>>148537526
I don't understand this 'traitor' meme.

helping mcharr husband lube his barb

>quit ages ago
>thread went to shit too
>come back to see whether there's some new shit
>even more shitposting
At least you guys keep it in line with ANet's lack of anything substantial. How stale bread can taste this good is beyond me, however.

>>148540154
There's going to be a substantial update in less than 2 weeks, tho

>>148540123
your husband is shit

>>148540243
no

mcharr sheath play

>>148540413
>>148540512
Vae go to bed already the shitposts will still be here when you wake up

>>148529176
Rikki is wholesome you piece of turd. Probably the only femsura that doesn't ERP and only shitposts in the thread.

>>148540231
>substantial update
nice meme

>>148540780
shitposting isnt morally good nor does it promote a good mind and spirit

>>148540684
I'm just waking up.

>>148540780
yozzil ERP?

>>148541573
Million times better than the stupid whores I mentioned above.

MHS monday
Tossed salad tuesday
Gay pride world wide wedsneday
Tranny thursday
FHD friday
Caturday
Vunday

>>148542062
still a "turd" as you said, she even has the skin color for it

>>148542276
More like caramel candy you fucking swine.

>>148542508
nah she's a turd muppet
probably enjoys a hand up her ass too

>>148542508
being wholesome is not determined by your low standards, everyone here is a degenerate by nature especially those who are repeat offenders

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>>148542667
>>148542757

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>tfw no content in ages
>"It's coming, guys! Just you wait!" -Half-Expansion Mike
>almost a year later, finally something new announced
>200k for EESPOOORRTTSSS
>they send their partner fuccboi WP pic related

They have the time and money to make this RL epeen for their fuccboi but dont have the time nor money to provide the other 99% with some actual content? Fuck ArenaNet.

Here's the rest of the pics: http://imgur.com/a/2MI47

>>148544280
You do realize that the person in charge of partnerships is not a dev right?

>>148544923
You realize the person who crafts these things is a dev, right?
You realize the materials needed for partner gifts aren't free, right?
You realize the time it takes to make these, right?

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GAS THE RATS

>>148544280
who cares m8
post more cats n rats

>>148544280
Please, this is like few pennies of chink shit. Last time they sent out some hourglasses to their sh, I mean partners and YT "personalities" to generate some hype before an LS release, they were literally got from ebay and then just had the GW2 logo slapped on.

Now if you'd want to talk about the times when they pimped out a taxi and drove people around while talking vaguely fantasy gibberish or hired an art performance team to make the weakest and least game related release trailer ever, then I'd understand. Then again, they had the money to release the content at those times somehow.

>>148545191
>WINDALL

Did they just make a caps typo in their 4 paragraphs and it was supposed to be vandal or am I missing something?

>>148545724
Ah, it's supposed to be an actual Asura name, ok.

>>148544280
>>148545136
It's highly evident you have no idea how a company and more specifically ArenaNet function. Please, take your own advice and remove yourself. We don't like having numbskull shitheads like you stinking up our turf.

mcharr husbands doing gay stuff after a long day of being gay

>>148544280
>http://imgur.com/a/2MI47

Wooden Potatoes is such a fucking faggot.

>>148540780
You shouldn't lie so blatantly in the thread.

>>148545191
how much are you willing to bet that the entire first episode will only be at rata novus and itll be 30 minutes of dialouge and walking

>>148544280
but no one watches esports anymore. People dont even stream it anymore.

>>148551419
we're all gonna make it brah

>40 minutes per post
dead thread

>>148555567
more like dead game
literally nothing new
LS3 will suck too:
>2-3 months interval between each ep, nothing inbetween, maybe 2 hours worth of content if even
just

>>148550429
Nah, that'd actually be a welcome change as long as it'd be well done. You can bet they will make it seem like it will be like that, then for some reason something will go wrong and you will have to kill a few waves of enemies spawning in from a few locations to fill a bar, meet a time limit or just wait till the NPCs decide you've won, then it's back to the talking.

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Why are charr such rampant spammers?
You're like muslims. Extremists hiding behind moderates, either way you all want spammy Charria Law.
It's always charr, always, spamming charr fan art or pictures of cats or screencaps of their characters like they mistook /gw2g/ for fucking microsoft powerpoint.
It should almost be a meme, charr spammers. Not even australians stoop down that low, maybe NEET australians.

Oh and let me guess I'm a ratfag right? Rats are always out to get your swamp ass furry "musk" yeah? Save it, I know what you're going to bitch about next because we have all seen it a dozen times now.

>>148564457
calm down my man, it's just a thread, not your entire life

Do Turks play GW2?

>>148564709
>barbed tongue

is this game fun

>>148569534
Qt femsura wigglesniff ^^

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*comfy cat noises*

Looking to create a mostly useless troll build, open to class and race suggestions, see below:

Engi Rocket Boots and similarly funny-but-not-so-useful-in-combat skills are awesome. I want to make a useless build and am open to class suggestions.

Some key ideas that should be part of the build:

- Skills that create a large forward dash are great. E.g. Engi Rocket Boots, Ranger Greatsword 3, and Guardian Greatsword 3.

- Skills that give a ton of movement speed are also fun e.g. anything that grants Superspeed or Swiftness.

- Since it's not possible to create a build entirely consisting of skills like these, skills that are generally useless or outclassed are also good. For example, on Engineers, many of the turrets are considered suboptimal, but they could be good for this build.


- Along the same lines as above: racial skills are usually considered outclassed, especially for elite skills, so race suggestions with humorous skills are welcome too.

- Dodge-heavy Daredevils have been mentioned a few times, basically to spin around and dodge all over the place. The only problem is that legit-build Daredevils dodge all over the place too, whereas I want this to be an obviously garbage build.

Full build links or at least suggestions/usage tips would be great.

Gear-wise, I might take Traveler or Speed runes if they'd fit the purpose. For gear stats, I was thinking of gear that renders my damage pretty low but allows me the freedom to make stupid decisions like running into packs of enemies. In other words, maxing things like Vitality and Toughness. Should I run Cleric's or Shaman's, until I have the time to craft some Nomad's or Sentinel's? Any other suggestions? On a related note, heavier armor classes get a slight edge over lighter armor classes, for this same reason.

Thank you for your help gw2g and godspeed.

>>148566907
Not anymore.

>>148574859
>anal

Charr will die out soon.

>>148575090
if you repost this enough you might actually get a serious response one day

>>148575090
why would you want this though

>>148577660
He did, this might be memers now.

rats....on ice..

>>148576358
>not practicing it for pregnancy prevention while being far away from home

I'm gonna 1v1 Rikki in Dark Souls!

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>>148578879
Ok

I'm going to 1v1 Rexxie in bed!

>>148581092
fuck off rexxie

I'm gonna 1v1 Midnachan sexually on her desk!

Ugh.

Rikki!

Midna!

Laniiii!!

I hope Ur cute and comfy anons

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I wanna be permanent parking buddies with Lani and Rikki!
So I can hold two hands at the same time!!

>>148577660
i will repost this here and on other forums until i get a serious response. it costs me 10 seconds to re-paste it, i don't know why you think i wouldn't.

>>148578472
to mess around. it's fun

>>148585295
how is it fun

>>148585295
it's not about fun, i check in once every few hours to see if i've gotten a serious response and i continue to spam it until i do

If you are aroused and masturbate to femsura you are a pedophile.

If you are aroused by and/or masturbate to fe/mcharr, you are an animal molester.

I am a pedophile animal molester. What now?

>>148586814
kiss: kys

>>148587021
bluesura feetsies......

I just want to doggy style fuck a a bound hot ahegao femsura slut! Is that too much to fucking ask for goddamnit!?

>>148587273
ask korrli or yozzil and you should be good to go t bh

>>148587273
>bound
Bondage is shiot m8

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unpopular asura, unite!

>>148587601
>potato graphics are back
Stop this meme.

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>>148587740
I can't let hundreds of perfectly screenshots go to waste just because i've ascended

>>148587354
Implying they even fucking play the game anymore
>>148587538
No you're shit!!!

>>148587835
Yes you can. Take new ones with Boppsi and Bluesura STAT.

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>>148588121
I would have thought everybody in this thread would be used to lowering their standards...

also, can you take some with your armor off too, please?
thanks

>>148587835
you're just being a lazy pile of shit then

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>>148588280
only half true

I want to rub french fries all over rikkis extended salivating tongue and push them into her mouth and watch her chew. I want to stuff her face and force feed her a cheeseburger until tears run down her face.