/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #972

>[YouTube] Pillars of Eternity and Proper Attribute Tuning
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Sorry for fucking up...

THEY RUINED EVOLVE

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Meredith did nothing wrong.

im Replaying Me1 again
what class should i roll

>>147911819
Adept with a shotgun or Vanguard

>>147911819
the Liaramancer class

>take 4 times the recommended dose of sleeping medicine over the course of a night
>still barely sleep
. . .

>>147911949
get off the computer fucktard
put rainymood on and go to sleep

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>>147911949

>>147911872
Best class
You might say it's in a class of its own!

>>147911674

Playing with morri's hair!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEL7o-LvtFk

>>147912025
next week...

>>147912010
. . .

>>147912365
And a pair of scissors!

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>>147911845
>>147911872
>>147912112
yo how much will i want to kill myself if i go engineer in me1
how hard is it to fuck around and get the multiplayer abilities in single player
I just want to have snap freeze in me3 for fun
and also have it line up canonically

>>147912493
engineer is alright. not amazing though
dunno about the second part. probably possible somehow

>>147911949
Work out or some shit if you aren't tired. I sure am tired of these posts though.

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This post is dedicated to elfy elves
>>147911949
Drain a couple of gallons of blood from your body so that you get anemia and always feel fatigued!

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A bit dead

>>147915163
i wish you were

>>147915549
The feeling is mutual...

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>>147915163
She looks so cute with this hair

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>>147917306
>boobs not clipping through her jacket
What is this sorcery...
Anyway, Syanna is poor man's Yen so it makes sense

>>147917639
There's a mod that fixes it
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1699/

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Yen...!

>>147918472
That's a guy

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>>147918472
Too much Yen

Is sexual frustration an emotion?

>>147918472
What's wrong with her face?

Alright, who made the other thread?

>>147919387
What other thread?
>What's wrong with her face?
Too much cake

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The fanart that wakes in darkness,
opening into nightmares

>>147923920
The key to open doorways is: penis.

>>147924910
And two sets of balls

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>tfw no activity

>>147926436
It's Saturday afterall.

>>147927416
And?

>>147927416
I guess so...

>>147927834
And this place is littered with normalfags. Myself included. I should be tanning and guzzling beer margarita mixes.

>>147928168
Then why aren't you?

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>When you miss with Maker's Finger

>tfw your backlog is full of games you haven't played but you get a craving for DAO

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I'm going to replay my favorite game!

>>147933445
I hope you don't pick a knife-ears

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Let's see how long until ragequitting

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>>147933834
It's just me, anon...

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>>147935390
>you right now

>>147935646
>implying i go outside

I need a hug...

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I forgot Zac Efron was in this

>>147936057
You want a hug, you don't need it

>>147936904
I NEED it

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My love...

>>147937246
solas confirmed evil

>>147937087
>find a plastic bottle
>fill it with warm water
>stuff the bottle into a pillowcase
>close your eyes
>listen to that recording of Liara moaning
You just had your hug, same effect
What you WANT is physical intimacy
>>147937385
Zac is a dumbass who doesn't know his elvhen lore

>>147937385
water confirmed wet

>>147937476
>>listen to that recording of Liara moaning
What the f*ck...

>>147937593
I can't find it so just listen to this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8eNWPWhboU

>>147937819
I just want a hug, moaning isn't necessary!

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>>147937919
What kind of hugs have you been having?

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Wait a minute, is that...

>>147940048
A sack, yes

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My love...

>>147939218
None

>>147940885
Then how can you know you need one?

Confess.

>>147941502
What?

>>147941583
Confess.

>>147941737
I WANTED A GAY ROUTE FOR ALISTAIR

Are you happy now?

>>147941382
I just know

>>147940269
What if barkspawn was Solas in disguise

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>see Pol
>start chuckling
I've been on this website for too long...

>>147941982
Not possible, Morrigan likes barkspawn

>>147941839
*slap*

>>147942401
Alright, alright.

Wynne too

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>>147941982

Don't say that ever again...or suffer the consequences...!

>>147942534
I mean Sten

>>147941902
I hope you get one some day, I think hugs are very nice and even better than kissing in a way!

>>147941982
Matriarch Benezia: --Die!

>>147942907
i want you to know that i love this meme

>>147943072
But do you love this me?

>>147943385
i only love you for your body

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>these eyes
Merrill has achieved peak kawaiiness

>>147944216
Is she possessed by a slow loris?

>>147943576
Good enough.

>>147944216
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>147941839
Alistair grasping another man's hand...

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>>147944565
:3

>>147941839
um alistair is asexual

>>147945010
No, he's a ten year old in adult body

>>147945074
So.. retarded?

>>147945543
...just very sheltered

Just letting you know that I (fat male) am going to shower now

browsing /dag/ naked is very liberating

>>147945892
Webm or it didn't happen

>>147945648
Sheltered>experienced

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>Falon'din's shrine feels "evil", first clue that the elven gods weren't what they seem
>has an active eluvian
>full of coffins in a setting where the dead is buried straight to the ground or burned
>the questline was written by Gaider himself
I have to admit that the Dalish elf origin feels really bland compared to the others, but it's probably the most significant one in terms of foreshadowing which makes sense because it's canon

>>147945892
>>147945914
where are your belfies...?

are hugs from your mommy the same as hugs from a real girl?

>>147947771
If thinking that makes you feel better...

>>147948041
it's just a hypothetical question...

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That's pretty lewd

>>147949257
Nah, that's just a MAN showing the natural pecking order

>>147946671
The sculptures on the back wall remind me of the nightmare demon.

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This is even lewder
>>147949434
Typical shem behaviour...

>>147949720
Wow. Even the hair from origins looks better than DAI's.

>>147947771

No

>>147949720
Did I hear backtalk? Get a move on

>>147949720

Duncan dies

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>>147949641
The nightmare demon also has some elements that overlap with Falon'din's statue, namely the long limbs and "wings". I wonder if that was intentional

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>>147949957
In DAI's defense, its hair looks better than ME's
>>147950228
How dare you spoil this 7 year old game I've played 5+ times...

>>147950813
Might have been a mistake playing Return to Ostagar with the nude mod

>>147951120
pls help

>>147951024
Can't stop thinking about his frozen stiff erect benis?

>>147951380
lol

>>147951380
http://social.bioware.com/project/8192/#files

>>147950378
I saved a bunch of pictures that someone took from the fade with the floaty cam add on. I'll post some of them again later to see if there's anything else that strikes attention.
It could have been the shadow of his corrupted self or something like that? It looked like he had blighty tendrils on him in one of the pictures I looked at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egqDPipqIAg
black skirt = /bwg/
red skirt = /dag/
salaryman = weekes

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>that track that plays after you regain control of your character
Fuck this game is so comfy
>>147952471
I think Falon'din and Dirthamen are represented as simply hooded figures in DAI (also owls), don't remember any demon-like structures in the fade though

You better wish me happy birthday tomorrow!

>>147953214
Hey, it's my mum's b-day too... Mom???

>>147953214
Only if you post a cakefie

>>147953278
This isn't how I wanted you to find out...

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Actually, Maric and Loghain met the same group of Dalish who brought them both to Flemeth in The Stolen Throne
>Gaider in charge of following the continuity of his own series

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtWTUt2RZh0

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>tfw Cullen is being problematic again

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Morrigan sure gets around

>>147957868
>all these hints about different human tribes in Origins
>only appeared in a shitty dlc
gg bioware

>>147959818
There were also the avvar in that bog

WHERE ARE THE CHASIND

>>147962001
Chastising the Chastind...

Lord Seeker...?

I made spaghetti!

>>147964738
"made"

ten

Haai yooo

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Just got DAO on Steam and getting crashes in Ostagar. The only mods I'm running is DA Redesigned, the necessary hair and color mods, and the Qunari update.

Are there unofficial patches I need to download, or could it be something on my end?

>>147971437
Try to turn off DAO redes, it's a global mod and can cause crashes.

Hello?

>>147973890
WHAT

>>147973954
...Hi!

>>147974481
https://youtu.be/YsiFux2TTBA?t=6s

>>147974718
Rude...

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>>147911674
Has anyone successfully done more than one playthrough of Cisquisition? This shit is painful.

>>147980063
I've completed it at least 5 times.

In BG2, if I use something like Energy Blades or Minute Missles, can I also proc my equipped weapon's combat ability like a mace that destroys undead unless they save? or stuff like 30% chance to do 15 extra fire damage?

>>147980063

I barely reached the stronghold/main hub

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>>147980063
11 playthroughs... 1000+ hours in-game...

>>147981415
How

>>147980063
completed it three times
with like 6+ months between playthroughs

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>>147981696
It was fun

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> https://my.mixtape.moe/qsogjz.webm
Conal...

>>147982763
>lel shirt
Deserved. would still hug

>>147953007
>>147982763
Want to sexually bully Conal...!!

O Death...

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>>147953128
I think this is one, but I'm looking at thumbnails.

>>147984407
Send it back to Jem.

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>>147988265

Would your waifusbando h*ld h*nds with you even if you had warts on them?

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>>147988713
>>147988774
Hope so. I have one.

>>147988887
Same...

wowsers... my ass...

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>>147988887
>>147988965
And on my knee..

>>147988982
pics?

>>147988982
if it isn't prolapsed i don't wanna know about it

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>>147989064

>>147989119
>>>/tumblr/

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>>147989242
>>147989392
It's less tumblr, more very bottom of the barrel, degenerate porn.

>>147988265
>>147988713
>>147988887
>>147989064
>>147989242
>>147989908
why are you posting thumbnails

>>147989996
That's how I downloaded them. They're pretty grainy aren't they?
I think it would have been better to just screenshot the original image with the phone since I was having a shitty time downloading the actual images and had to resort to the tiny ones.

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>>147990247
Let's see if this is any better.

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>>147990934

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>>147991131
Don't think it's doing much better.
Fuck it, I'm off to watch something.

not keeping the thread alive tonight

good luck

>>147993945
lmao what ever will we do without you to save us

>>147994067
Literally die

>>147995087
Ease thine anal fire.

Morrigan more like WHOREigan!

wake up!

>>148000316
I cunt!

>>148000809
vulgar!

>starving
>roommates asleep so can't cook anything
>all i had was some bag of chips and salsa
>ran out of salsa after 10 chips so now i just have this bag of shitty tortilla chips for my ""meal""
fucking hlep me

>>148004893
>eat garbage at 3AM in the morning
>complain about insomnia

>>148004893
come to my room, I've got a treat for you...

>>148004940
it's only midnight and i'm not complaining about insomnia, where did you get that from?

>>148004976
I thought you're the anon who does, carry on with your junk food habits

>>148004940
um i'm the insomniac not him

>>148004893
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ooGLzqDGd0w
I've got you covered senpai

>>147980405
IIRC, no, those spells replace your weapon.

>ywn have magical powers

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>waifu tries to cook for you

>>148008303
merrill no

>>148008303
Serves her right for trying to feed me avocados

>>148008847
underrated post

>>148008303
>tip not broken
Nice knife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz5eT5B-sR4

>>148004893

Tell ur mom to not make you dinner at 6pm then

>>148008303
wtf was this retard doing?

>>148009996
looks like they were cutting around the pit to remove it and the knife slipped

>>148010073
>cutting around the pit
>holding the avocado in your hand like this
my god, this guy deserves what happened to him for being such a moron

>>147911674
Daily reminder than the male Human noble was the cannon of all cannons and that he was also featured in all the original Dragon Age trailers,but got scrapped because a horde of lesbians began to complain about Malcolm' vagina-arousing aura.

>>148011136
>"cannon"
>saying it was scrapped when you can still play it
>human noble's name isn't even Malcolm

>>148011512
>doesn't know that the warden from the trailer was named Malcolm

And yes,it was supposed to be the default story,but later got replaced by that Dalish monstrosity.

Do you put your waifu porn into your waifu folder or into your porn folder?

>>148011652
If you want to get anal about muh canon, the warden from the trailer isn't even human noble, it's a mage. He uses arcane warrior abilities

>>148011887
If you're referring to the "Calling" trailer,then you should know that his eyes are glowing because of Archdemon blood,it helps the wardens sense and see the Darkspawn in complete darkness.

I'm just a poor boy
I need no sympathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH-lLbHbG-A

>>148012345
Who are you

>>148012345
Archdemon blood doesn't make your eyes glow...

>>148013137
It did when they were writing the lore for the game and coming up with that trailer, he is actually right.

>>148013204
Source

>>148013137
It does when you're in close proximity to Darkspawn.

>>148014382
There are no darkspawn in the temple of sacred ashes...

>>148012887
the proud lord said

>>148014610
They're in the trailers?

>watch a LP before bed
>guy has a nice voice and knows a lot about the game
>calls himself autistic
>says he has no friends
>can't talk about sex things without getting embarrassed
Very cute
>>147971437
Run the large address aware patch too if you aren't already
https://www.techpowerup.com/forums/threads/large-address-aware.112556/
>>147988265
Thanks for posting these, anon
It seems like the style that DAI is going for when it comes to representing the pre-veil times is using humanoid figures for the evanuris and grotesque, deformed ones for the forbidden/forgotten ones. DAO seems to treat them like the same thing when it comes to representation which is probably because they didn't have all the lore down at that point

>>148017679
Link?

>>148018030
It's a Silent Hill 3 LP by some /v/ anon, not exactly /dag/ material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CILFBda3dJ8

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>bioware humor

>>148019586
Your elf is a bit anorexic

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>>148020662
It's just how elves are

>>148020976

It sets impossible standards for young girls and potentially supports them in their anorexic mental illness
#fuckbioware

>>148021462
>seeing Morrigan's... unique outfit encourages slutty behavior
>Leliana reinforces lesbianism
>Isabela makes young girls think that it's okay to be a jobless 30+ year old alcoholic
>Miranda teaches them that you can be a stuck up bitch to everyone and still be liked as long as your ass is big
>Jack's ME3 situation teaches them that you don't actually need any sort of education to get your dream job
>Liara's design progression suggests that you need to get breast implants to get your man
Young girls are a menace...

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LOL

Shani...

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Ah yes, "glibness", the staple of Gaideresque wit

>>148025015
I've never been less turned on in my entire life!

>>148025121
if you don't like bellies you are no friend of mine!

>>148025015
I've never been more turned on in my entire life!

>>148025451
That's 70% too much belly
Also that right guy has a hole in his jeans

>>148025781
>too much belly

>>148025859
They're five years away from looking like this >>>/fit/37872023
Is that your fetish too?

>>148017679
The weird sarcophagi in the last two have me wondering. Covered in red lyrium in the primordial cave, could it be like a crossroads somewhere in there between the fade and itself? I can't remember if we saw more in 2 in the cave, but I would like to count them.
>>148018686
If it's lore AND a LP, then yes. Precisely up my alley. Thanks.

>>148026140
Well yeah, Briala and Celine find some ancient elf coffins in the crossroads in that Weekes novel

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Hmph... shems

Elven more like smellven

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>>148027030
Gets me every time.

>>148026227
Well, those were elves that were murderstomped while in Uthenara though. And I guess I meant a place where the veil was so thin that you see things that are from the fade itself while you're in the cave, and vice versa.
They look dwarven in nature. But I have a few different theories. One being that it's dwarven sarcophagi from the first days of their separation from the titan and that's why it's tucked away in a cave so old and untouched by man.
Another is that it's perhaps a holding device made from material of the void itself to trap the Forgotten Ones or Old Gods even. The type of void material is maybe eating through the veil itself and opening up little pockets where reality and the fade collide.

Are any class besides rogue worth playing?

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>>148027163
I love how racist you can be in Ostagar, it's a shame they toned it down in the rest of the game
>>148027283
>One being that it's dwarven sarcophagi from the first days of their separation from the titan and that's why it's tucked away in a cave so old and untouched by man.
You mean the dwarves or the elves? Morrigan's dlc does confirm that elves used to live with dwarves, but that was after Solas made the veil and (possibly) gave dwarves free will by weakening the titan's influence so it wouldn't have anything to do with uthenera

>>148027621
Warrior because it's canon

>>148027902
"canon"

>>148027713
You didn't play Trespasser yet?

>>148028379
I did, are you asking because of these "coffins" in the lyrium caves? I thought it was just lyrium containers

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>>148027073
Me - the knife
You - the guy

>>148028712
Sorry I don't like to be penetrated sweetheart

>>148028712
In bioware-universe people are made of tissue paper

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I don't think Alistair likes my problem solving methods...

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>Your Download rights are disabled (Ratio problems? Fix your Ratio to get your Download rights re-enabled)

>>148029865
Seed your damn anymays...

>>148028794
Everyone says that at first

>>148025015
>green hanky
. . .

>>148029864
As expected of knife-ears. Barbaric.

i'm gonna kiss a solaswife!!!

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>>148028472
I need to go through and pull up several codex entries for you on the dwarves and lyrium. Trespasser codices seem to imply that their bodies were mined for the lyrium and for something else. That they had a bright light below that was covered with powerful nature magic that shrouded it in vines and trapped whatever within.
I'm having a hard time getting thoughts together, so I'll try to put more together later on or possibly tomorrow.

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Did anyone else only play a female elf with Phoenix armour for all of their playthroughs in Origins?

>>148030896
which kmmo is this

>>148030596
It's a doggy dog world
>>148030839
> Trespasser codices seem to imply that their bodies were mined for the lyrium
Whaat, this completely flew over my head
>>148030896
No, but I usually put Leliana in the middle one

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>>148030809

>>148031580
you'll be begging for more when i'm through with you

>>148031858
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>148032405
i've got all sorts of hard facts for you x

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Menes :DDD

Do reportfags just hate fun?

>>148034182
Huh?

>>148034182
Is water wet?

>>147911674

for Inquisition, how do I make sure my face doesn't get fucked by the lighting? I made what I thought to be a rather QT dwarf rogue and depending on lighting she sometimes looks almost as bad as Sera

>>148035643
Pick the lightest skintone?

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>"This Is The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson starts playing in the distance

BG2:EE, fighter/clerics dual wield or single weapon specialization, which is better?

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A bit creepy

>>148038305
Dual wield all the way
Maybe put a pip into sword+shield for some tougher fights

>>148038315
Who are you gonna sex

>>148038623
Not Alistair because he already hates me

I always play a female virgin lesbian in games like this.

Any other protagonist combination just reflects that the player is a homosexual and/or a cuckold.

>>148039795
Did you used to post in /meg/?

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>sprites in a 2009 game are more sophisticated than those from 2012 (ME3)
BioWare is a miracle
>>148039795
>virgin lesbian
Why not just play a male character though?

>>148040170
Well, yeah. They had more time to work on it.

>>148040170
>Wanting another man to go balls deep in your girl.
Cuck.
>>148039908
Occasionally. My preferences and beliefs are not unique to just me. It actually had quite a following consisting of men who are straight and non cuckold inclined.

>>148040338
It's just two guys hitting each other, it would take what, a couple of days for a graphic designer to do

>>148040446
You sure spend a lot of time thinking about other men going balls deep in your girl

>>148040446
>Leliana
>Merrill
>Samantha
>Sera
Enjoy your crazy chicks
Isabela and Liara aren't crazy but you can't be a virgin with them

dabwig, I...

>>148041027
Yes, anon...

>>148041363
I... I ate the last piece of pizza

>>148040446
>straight
>pretends to be a woman
sweetie...

>>148038315
The rohypnol was administered with a nice bump of ibuprofen. Ignore any pain you may have later.

>>148041589
Never fucking reply to me again...
>>148041829
Submitting yourself to the taint, not even once

My TESO character has a huge ass.

>>148043313
pics

Where the dogma blog at

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O-oh, so that's why I woke up naked in a stranger's bed

>>148044636
You know, that household had only one bed

>>148044729
Really makes you think

Zevran's warm moist man cave...

GET UP GET UP GET UP

>>148044802
Stop shouting...

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>>148044729
Morrigan sleeps on the ground next to her three best and only buddies

Jakarn...

>>148044126
Tulpa-kun left us again along with the refugees

>>148047589
Seriously? Those little traitors..

Feels like dying.
Praying to the gods of ABC's and 123's.

>>148048290
What's wrong, did you eat something or is it just the never ending suffering of life?

>>148048410
**Occasionally ending sufferig of life.
Hibiscus tea and food made it fuck off.

Did we ever see chamber pots in DA?
http://flavias.blogspot.com/2010/11/roman-poo-pee.html?m=1
Read with me.

>>148049713
Hawke had one beside his bed.

>>148049919
>Hawke
>his

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Carth...
>>148049713
I'm pretty sure there are chamberpots and tubs for bathing in "noble" rooms in Origins. There might even be an actual outhouse somewhere
>Soon after this urine tax was imposed, Roman wits started calling piss-pots "vespasians". Embarrassed, Vespasian's son Titus asked his father why he insisted on making money by taxing smelly urine. Vespasian pulled out a sestertius and asked Titus to sniff it. "So?" shrugged Titus. "You see," said Vespasian. "Money doesn’t stink."
>Some people in Germany liked this story so much that they made a family board game based on going to the toilet in Roman times! It’s called PECUNIA NON OLET which means "money doesn’t stink." Sadly, it doesn't exist in English.
What is wrong with Germans...

>>148050215
>card game in the old Rome, in which the players act as rental toilette owners, who have to earn their money from the Romans , who feel an urgent need...
You have three toiletts to rent to several different types of Romans: Women, who can share a place, senators, who refuse to sit next to slaves, and citizens. Each Roman has a specific amount of time he/she will need and a sum of money he/she will pay afterwards. Whoever reaches a certain fortune (depending on the number of players) wins the game.

Dragon Age: Pay Your Shitting Tax.

>>148051137
>Women, who can share a place
So many questions

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>>148044126

I'll be done once this thing stops raping me sideways

>>148050215

Literally never heard of that...

>>148053571
Good morning

>>148053571
Is that a weird angle or is his mouth actually in his torso?

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>>148054456

>10pm

>>148054679

It's his final form where a dragon head or something grows out of his belly. His "Normal" head he had before seems to be dead weight now.

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>>148053571
Brother???

'Tis unfortunate

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O' Tumblr.

>>148057512
Thx for sharing

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Hello?!

>>148067008
You stir the resting dead...

>>148067513
I didn't give you permission to die...

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How do those rose petals stay in place?

>>148071998
idk but i'm glad they do

>>148071998
Not real rose petals. It's silicone petals that have rose essential oil added in and they're applied individually with spirit gum.

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There is literally nothing wrong with being a blood mage.

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>>148072226
Does it matter what flavor of spirit gum you use?

>>148072309
Yep

musky orc armpits!!

>>148073156
shaved...

>>148073874
he he he.... nope!

>>148074075
...waxed?

i got a lemon meringue pie!

>>148075261
Make. One.

>>148075319
buying one is easier!

>>148075261
Did you bring enough for the whole thread?