/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #971

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Meredith did nothing wrong.

Solas was a mistake

*Mei voice*
Hi!

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Awaken...

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Pitiable wingless human...
Return to Earth!!

>>147663184
>elfkin.jpeg
...Then

>>147662708
*D.Va voice*
안녕!

>>147662717
no thanks, i'm tired

ughhh i can't do it anymore

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What's a good method for rushing to Skyhold? Google is returning (un)surprisingly dismal results on the topic.

Also, what are some good KE accessories?

>>147667089
Just do the main questline to get there the fastest. The problem you may run into is getting the points together for each quest. The secret is to play with your clock settings on your pc or console to speed up quests.
As far as accessories go, I can't honestly remember. I think things are somewhat of a random drop, but can't remember that for sure either.
>>147664731
What?

>>147667549
>Just do the main questline to get there the fastest.
That's what I keep reading but that's too vague. I'm in Hinterlands and there's just dozens of gold icons on my map and I have no idea what the "main quests" even are.

>>147667089
Delete this abomination already

I've got chocolate!!!!

>>147667089
Jesus Christ how horrifying

TWO MILKMEN GO COMEDY

>>147667954
http://guides.gamepressure.com/dragonageiii/guide.asp?ID=28698

>>147669498
Danke.

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>>147668294
Give me chocolate

pls respond

>>147671510
kys my friend

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>>147673260
Chill out friendo

mm.. evil boners are the best

a>>147672013
Stop looking at me like that...

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>>147673586
I'll stop for chocolate

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Would you?

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>>147675096
Mordin is not for lewd!

>>147674628
But it's in my tummy already!

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>>147675096
He fucked Aria. No one else can make him cum after that, they're just not good enough.

>>147674628
You can have some wine.

>>147676329
>He fucked Aria
Source?

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>>147676375
>don't fuck with aria

>>147668653
Welcome to my kingdom!

>>147676538
>salarians don't have sexual desire and only fuck for procreation
B R A V O W E E K E S
R
A
V
O

>>147676538
Aria T'Loak, I'm STG

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>>147676753
I don't think he had a choice.

>>147676753
>implying anything in Citadel is canon

Need more evil waifus

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>>147677007
But Citadel was good. Fanservice as fuck and this clone bullshit, but still fun.

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>>147677307
It was a god-tier DLC honestly. I'm thinking about installing a mod that starts Citadel after you beat the game for when I get to ME3

>>147677007
Everything after ME1 is a dream...

Will suck some serious dick for Jade Empire 2

>>147678007
Get over here...

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>>147677760
My popcorn is ready.

Will suck some non-serious dick for Jade Empire 2

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!!!

>>147679078
Of course she will.
She's...
you know..
just a car.

>>147679459
what?

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>>147680103

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>>147680187
>>147679459
...that was terrible

Hey...

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H E L P

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>>147682502
Don't leave a fucking barrier.

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. . .

>>147683759
I clipped out of the map somehow and died...

>>147682502
>Jack and Thane as your party

hahaha what hte fuck man

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>>147679459

>>147684423
>Jack has lift or whatever it's called
>Thane has Warp
Mad combo detonations

>>147684450
why are they so sweaty...

>>147684930
nothing wrong with a little sweat...

>>147684930
Bioware agent passed by.

cute dagnas

>>147687169
Where?

>>147687416
everywhere!

>>147687524
I can't see a damn thing!

>>147687582
*sighs*
look in the mirror...

>>147687656
....!?
Where's my reflection? What the fuck!?

>>147687739
*unsheathes stake and holy water*

>>147687830
Do you want to see me... wet, you pervert!?

Stop this ERP shit.

>>147688181
I'll ERP (Electronically Rape (your) Pussy) you!!

>>147688181
Join us...

>>147688315
>>147688325
hehehe... nope!

>>147688529
I hope you have usage rights for this meme... or I'll see you in court!

>>147688529
Ugh...

>>147688574
hehehe... nope!

>>147684450
fuck varys
marry sam
kill reek

>>147688720
This.

>>147684450
He looks a lot younger without all the makeup on his bald head.

>>147689368
He looks like Dr. Evil all the time tho.

http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/2/?
Should I use this? I can't decide...

http://www.strawpoll.me/10685925
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685925
http://www.strawpoll.me/10685925

>http://serenity-fails.tumblr.com/post/146722016306/
Stop this.

>>147689537
Mods won't change the truth you know in your heart...

>>147689685
That video games are a waste of time and I should be doing better things with my life?

>>147689557
>this everything
>$171 per month on patreon
>commissions closed
Someone is willingly paying for this shit?

>>147689537
You can install MEHEM, then load a save before the party after watching the epilogue and start building your head cannon in despair.
Friendly reminder that ME2 and ME3 was a lie.

>>147689729
ME3 was no less than 75% shit. Changing some lines to pretend Citadel was a nice happy ending is less effective than a placebo.

>>147689996
>>147690002
The mod still plays the original ending. I think you can install an ending mod with it

And I know it's shit, I'm playing it anyway. The idea being that I might be a bit less angry if it ends on Citadel rather than muh starchild

>>147689996
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/265/?

Apparently this is better

>>147689996
>>147690002
You both could have gotten quads. Even the gods of internet shitposting saw these posts as worthless. Dwell on that.

>>147690228
Go to bed Mac.

>>147690320
Only because I'm tired and the wine settled in.

Is there a mod for ME3 that removes all the pointless fetch quests for nameless NPCs on the Citadel?

>>147690170
I played with mehem when it just came out so I dunno about JohnP's stuff and fucking nexus is down too for no reason. What's it about?

>>147690656
It's the same thing except it doesn't have the poorly voice acted new characters

>>147690565
Sure, it's called uninstall.exe

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>>147690750
Facial animation is still weird.

>>147691224
Meh, I don't mind it

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>>147689781
tumblrinas cashing in their NEETbux

co op dragon age/mass effect when

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>>147692298
>great cook, you don't even have to waste family budget on restaurant
>suddenly not being fat ugly "I don't give a fuck about everyone" piece of shit that even can't take care of zxerself
>actually has a productive hobby and really skillful in that
>most likely loves you and more than ok with her current life
>happy married, no divorce needed
Are they angry because no one wanted to fuck them like ever? This is called jealousy, not femenism.
Or maybe this is all one big evolution's defense mechanism.

ugh, ice cream isn't filling at all

>>147693913
Filling what..?

>>147693970
my stomach you dunce

>>147694215
Boooring... Wrong hole.

>>147694284
disgusting

>>147694310
>tasty and cool
Fixed for you.

>>147693913
you'll just have to eat more of it then...

holy shit put down the chainsaw

>>147695646
no FUCK you and FUCK this general i'm COMIN IN

>>147695674
CUM IN THIS *removes pants*

>>147696703
looks gay

>>147696703
>more moles/freckles=more beautiful/unique
What's wrong with these people and their retarded logic?

>tfw up late watching MRE reviews
where did my life go wrong

>>147697528
At least you're not playing FO4...

there are some weird fuckin people in the world

>>147697528
Why not play a Dragon Age game instead?

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>>147697279
Kill it with fire

>>147697725
I'm cool though

>>147698048
30 year old expired food is more entertaining than neo-Bioware
let that sink in

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>>147698201
I'll sink into your poopchute

>>147698374
do it

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>>147698438
Give me your address and SSN

ten

Elvenkind

>>147701163
I'll get the gas...

>thinking about using a mage for my next char
>Start playing around with Solas and Dorian
>having to keep aiming my spells
god dammit, i just want to spam buttons, I dont want to have to aim as well!

sleep tight dabwig

>>147701298
I'll bring the condoms...

horny anime girls

horny dagnas

tfw sitting here eating my mini pretzels like a ill retard

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>>147703186

do you wanna be my hero?

my throat suddenly hurts and I don't know why...

>>147704797
all the time? or when you swallow

>>147704797
rip

Doing the fusion dance with another /dag/na

>>147704797
Tis well.

>>147705040
just when I swallow

>>147661832
That Slavstache.

>>147705904
Imagine the new heights of autism...

S

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L

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N

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>>147709813
>>147710670
>>147710729
>>147710861
>>147710972
>>147711059

I can't believe you are dead enough to let me do this...

>>147662041
Solas is a miracle
>>147701320
Give them chain lightning, flashfire, and winter's grasp with that AoE upgrade. Solas has stonefist and Dorian has, dunno, walking bomb? You'd probably already have barrier in your active abilities, which leaves you with 3 more abilities to spend on stuff like static cage in case you decide to stop being casual for a moment
>>147711152
That just means you'll managed to do 8 letters starting with M the next time!

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Is this the closest thing there is to a WRPG general?

>>147713849
I guess since the jrpg thread is dead, it's mostly Bioware and Obsidian though

>>147712740
wanna do the fusion dance?

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>>147713992
Wonderful.

>>147714410
Not really, no
>>147714741
Age of decadence?

>>147693264
Feminism is a joke now. They're more interested in fighting for those that would kill them and/or try to replace them.

>installing a texture pack for ME3
>started it yesterday
>it's been running for 7 hours and is only 3/4 finished

>>147716987
>only sleeping for 7 hours

>>147717067
More like 5, I've been up for a while, just now checked on it

>>147697005
its only natural, anon

>>147717101
Now I see how you went through ME1/2 so quickly

>>147717187
There's nothing natural about skin cancer

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>>147713849
>tfw no epic UO game ever again
end me now

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>>147717215
I'd rather sleep

>>147717309
Actually there is though

>>147717569
Try playing DAI before bed

>>147713849

This is everything general
Abandon the rest of 4channel

HEY

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The struggles of the working man shall go unnoticed no longer!

>>147719876
Do people in that area even care about the poor?

>>147719957
I assume the asari in ME react to "underprivileged" people the same way left-leaning upper-middle class westerners in our world do, making the implication that they might be racist or classist very damaging to reputation

>>147720149
Isn't she just the clerk working the front desk? Saying a business is racist hurts profits

>>147720273
She's a clerk now, but they do live for a millennia

>>147720458
That doesn't mean that her reputation is damaged by calling the business racist. It's not like she owns it

>>147720806
Yes, but she was "insensitive" towards a lesser race

>>147720962
Towards the poor more like. I don't think it's a race thing
I don't know why I even want to argue about this

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>when waifu eats the last piece of pizza

>>147721268
What I mean to say is that because it's Shepard who's doing the complaining, his accusations hold more weight
Sorry if I'm annoying you

>>147721749
That's definitely true, although that might just be personal magnetism. His survival isn't quite common knowledge at that point so he might not be recognized at first glance

not at all

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>>147721436
Uhm... do not spit on your waifu!

except this one

>>147724271
what if waifu likes being spit on?

>>147724508
Is your waifu Leliana?

>>147724540
i don't think anyone waifus Leliana...

>>147724619
Oh anon...

So, I don't browse here but I'm curious. What do you guys play here? Origins?

Because I bought origins back in the day and I was enthralled by it. That game was fucking magical. Then 2 came out and it was poorly written and not fun. Didn't even buy. Then I bought inquisition and that game is a singleplayer mmo for autists. Surely you all don't spend your time completing those horribly boring filler quests....?

I would understand if you just keep doing origins runs.

>>147713849
We really should make a WRPG general and include Withcer/cyberpunk/gwent. There'd be tons to talk about

>>147724705
We talk about lore and waifus mostly when we talk about DA. Unless someone is posting about their playthrough

>>147724842
There's already a Witcher general

>>147724842
The thing is that /wtc/ is cancer incarnate, and the janitor would probably delete /meg/ (also cancer) and make them join

>>147724705
We talked about DAI and waited for all the dlcs to come out while it was still fresh, then /bwg/ was added because somebody was playing KOTOR

Bitterblack Isle is fucking shit
SHIT

>>147724853
I understand, so it's pretty much about the novels/lore/gameworld instead of gameplay? Kind've like elder scrolls gen except without mods?

>>147725238
git gud

>>147725287
Yeah, plus other Bioware games and sometimes RPGs too small for a general

>>147724984
That's why I said to include them, idiot.

>>147724996
I was not aware until now. I just looked at it's pretty bad.

>>147725238
Go magick archer and cheese the game

>>147724996
Both /wtc/ and /meg/ consider themselves superior to /dag/ and simultaneously hate one another's games (Mass Effect and the Witcher), it would be such a terrible idea

>>147725408
That's cool. I'll stop by more often

>>147725514
I used to browse /meg/, and when you guys added the /bwg/ they thought it was because /dag/ wanted /meg/ to come over

>>147725421
>That's why I said to include them, idiot.
They'd never join us and I can't say that I want them either
We post about the witcher as it is anyway without janny catching on
>idiot
S-shut up...

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How is Jaime so based, dagnas?

>>147725624
There's one guy here obsessed with /meg/ tripfags who really wants us to merge but he's the minority. We were just /bwg/ for some threads but that pissed people off so /dag/ was added back it

>>147725640
I didn't know about them until the other anon told me. Sorry I called you idiot

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>>147725321

You mean git burst arrows

>>147725471

I'm pretty much doing the opposite as a warrior but there is just too much "LMAO ONESHOT IS THE GAME HARD YET" to make it enjoyable.

Also ...
>2012
>No qucik button for healing items
just l o l

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>>147725904
Better question is, why is this fat slag so popular?

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>>147725238
Have fun

>>147726230
Use that anger in battle and don't yell at me like that...

>>147726230
I played warrior and then switched to MA and never looked back. You might try MK if you don't want to do the whole ranged schpiel and MA is honestly cheap as all hell

>>147726432
How does MA compare to ranger? Never tried MA

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>>147726274
She still looks cute so I'm ok with that, but the character on the show is kind of stupid IMO.

>>147726230
>No qucik button for healing items
To think I unironically considered buying this

>>147726502
For BBI specifically, MAs are absolute powerhouses. Ranger is pretty good normally and godlike with blast arrows. I still prefer MA with some assassin skills like Bloodlust overall.

>10 hours
>the texture installer is still running

>>147726558
She's been a Mary Sue for some time now. She's GRMMs fantasy sex toy.

>>147727118
Is it actually progressing though?

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>>147727270
Yep. 2258/2363 textures

>>147726274
Because she's gonna become the queen of Westeros and kill the fucking patriarchy

>>147727371
I think mine took 2 hours or so, nowhere near 10...

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>tfw cant decide what faction to choose in Fallout 4

>>147727474
The textures I downloaded are on my hard drive and the game is on my SSD. Maybe that's it

You're using this one right?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/363

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http://www.deviantart.com/art/mimi-ninjago-57-620059221
>drawing has "liara" in the description so it shows up in my search

>>147727824
That is a very confusing image

>>147726230
Destroy the dragon with arc of deliverance every time it gets up

>>147727574
Be a good daddy...

>>147728327

He unironically uses maelstrom when his health is low to keep you from doing just that.
No warriors allowed

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Why is Leliana so yellow?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6ouFYxRyQk
>Weekes

>>147731946
btw guys i'm a lesbian xD

>>147731946
Weekes didn't work on Citadel...

>>147732047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9e6dNm_JOg
>Weekes

>>147732204
>that voice
Wots going on here?

>>147732204
Alright, point taken

I've been thinking about this and EDI would have been better off with Traynor
>Joker doesn't get character-assassinated
>Sam feels less pointless
>robot/autistic girl romance is more platonic, doesn't make you think about Joker putting his dick into a slab of metal
>don't have to think about him breaking his pelvic bones while trying to have sex with EDI either

>>147733589
>Samantha feels less pointless than the literal pilot
. . .

>>147730610
asian kin

>>147733742
I meant that she's pointless as she is now, Joker is already a substantial character without helping EDI discover the power of love

>>147725904
Is this who they want to fuck?

>>147733860
oh i see

Does anyone know how to cancel a Spell Trigger or Chain Contingency in Baldur's Gate 2? I don't know what happened but my mages have them saved but they aren't appearing on my abilities bar and I saved right before a boss.

>>147733912
Yeah

>>147733963
Resting or triggering them cancels them as far as I remember, but these spells aren't supposed to appear anyway because they're fired automatically after whatever conditions you put in are met

>>147734260

That's Chain Contingency. Spell Trigger needs to be cast twice to use, once to set the spells and another time to cast it. I can cancel CC in the mage spell book but not ST for some reason.

>>147733589
What if they just didn't give EDI a body....

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>>147735198
This might be a dumb comment, but did you check the circled slot? I think spell triggers and spell sequencers among with other special abilities are stored there
>>147735250
Need to fill that sex appeal quota

>>147735538

yes I checked it, one of my mages has a spell trigger saved up but can't cast it or cancel it

>>147726274
She's conventionally pretty. You think she's fat?
>>147727967
It's a lego baby or something. I'm not actually sure.

>>147730610
Jaundice from the advanced stage std's and alcoholism.

>>147735730
Then I really don't know what's up with it
Did the spells work before?

>>147735826
>conventionally
!!!

>>147736426
>short
>long hair
>doe eyes
>big ass

>>147737228
classic /dag/ meme

your head

>>147741154
How in the hell is "conventionally" a meme

>>147741324
you're conventionally a meme

>>147741324
I'm not explaining it to you.

>>147742438
That's because you can't

>>147742519
. . .

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>10

>>147745565
F

>>147745565
Did he died?

Corn Pops >>> Corn Flakes

>>147747379
I'll support this statement.
However Quaker Oh's trump all.

>accidentally install the beta version of the ME3 textures that it warns in giant red lettering not to install
>have to rerun the 10+ hour process all over again
Sometimes it's difficult being this stupid

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>>147746424
[paying respects intensifies]
>>147747202
F
>>147747379
Objectively not true
>>147747762
It's ok, at least you don't have to play ME3

>>147747907
>Objectively not true
Get out...

>>147747739
>Quaker Oh's
Those look tasty, I don't think I've ever had them

>>147748034
The truth will not be silenced...

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Corn Pops
>too big, need to use more milk to make a bowl compared with corn flakes
>give you diabetes
>look like small eggs, unappetizing as fuck
Corn Flakes
>designed with balance in mind
>crunchy
>nice color
>stylish box, won't give you shame in case guests come over

>>147749523
Corn Pops
>invented for normal healthy people to eat
Corn Flakes
>invented for literal insane people to eat

>>147749761
>>147749523
>be from the UK
>wonder what corn pops are
>google them
they look like corn flakes for kids.

>>147750070
Oh wait, Corn Pops is the US name for Golden Nuggets.
The kids cereal in the UK.

So many kids in this general

>>147750180
No, they're like Rice Krispies (or whatever they're called in the UK), but with corn

>>147749761
Child status: confirmed

>>147750274
One of us

ten

>>147752664
Took the words out of my mouth

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>be a Dalish elf
>go mushroom picking
>see this
Wat do?

>>147754304
>>be a Dalish elf
hurl myself off a cliff

>>147754304

Ask her to turn me into a toad because it's still better than being an elf

>>147754304
Wonder what the cleanest person I've ever seen was doing in the fucking woods.

>>147755013

Water exists in nature too y'kno.....

>>147754490
Noticing the sound of bones being crushed, Morrigan rushes towards the cliff and glances down, only to be met with the sight of anon's freshly mangled body. After a moment of inspecting the carnage, she sighs with relief: it appears that regardless the external gore, the skull appears to be intact. With a sfwift application of crushing prison, she cleaves the head off anon's body. The skull will make a fine staff focus indeed
BAD END

>>147754304
Offer her to get faded on elfroot together

>>147755261
sweet release...

i'm going to evo!

>>147756285
*gives you an everstone*

>>147754304
Ask if her tent is cold enough for both of us.

I'm going to Evola!

Nap time...

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Did solaswives go extinct?
I remember there being more solasposting back in the day.

*** *** *** **** **** ****?

waifus with purple skin

>>147755140
Water doesn't make things smell better. Nor does it clean them.

>>147758443
There being more waifuposting back in the day. Threads are pretty much dead now and no one wants to discuss/post any DA stuff anymore. At least /dabwg/'s autism is fun.

>>147759183
I can smell that you think that but maybe you should try it out.

>>147758443
It almost looks like the faint formation of a glans over his Cancer Extravaganza Ken doll boy bits.

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HAHA DIE
D I E
Warrior prYde...

>>147759418
Join me under the water.. There's this really colorful thing I want you to see in the bottom of the tub.

>>147758975
Widowmaker...

>playing NFS trial on origin
>load it up and get in my garage to pimp out my miata
>it's playing the mass effect club music in the background
Uh... what???

>>147762437
The club music in ME2 is licensed stuff and things borrowed from other EA games. There's an SSX3 track in there too.

>>147758686
Can you see Cass' thic dick?

>>147762437
>tfw no drift spec tuning for the mako in andromeda

The Monty Hall problem...

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>>147765543

>>147766707
Emhyr...?

mom?!?!?!

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>>147772353
What did she mean by this?

>>147773025
>implying you wouldn't do the same

>>147773120
His brother is cuter tb h

>>147773240
but are his brothers titties as nice??

i wish eva green was my mommy

>>147773362
. . .

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>>147774247
It's a question!

>>147773381
I don't think she would put up with your shit anon.

ugh yanderes are the worst

Dorian in a jockstrap...

Dorian in assless chaps...

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>>147777940
>>147778050

You need to leave

>>147778168
Put the gun DOWN Emilia!!

What do you drive /dag/

>>147778250
i'm still working on my license...

>>147778168
mlm belong in /dag/

>>147778349
It belongs in hell along with the rest of /y/

>>147778298
Still? What kinda car are you gonna get?

>>147778250
I've never learned how to drive

>>147778250
Want to get a Tesla 3 but I like manual shifting...

>>147778541
I know that feel
Not like I have a choice, I'm poor anyways

>>147778418
yes, i've had to practice in a car that's hard to maneuver with a lot of blind spots, so progress has been slow. i'm gonna hire someone, learn to drive in their car, take the test in that, then buy a car. i don't know what kind specifically but probably a sedan or something

>>147778168
Part of culture.
>>147778250
Dark red hatchback/wagon thing.

>>147778672
Are you practicing in a semitruck or something?

>>147778745
>part of culture

So are many degenerate acts that should be eliminated.

>>147778390
>men
>/y/
Anon...

>>147778805
it's like the second largest minivan on the market or something

I'm playing BG2 for the first time and people are saying Fighter/Mage multiclass is so good but I just don't get it. You can't cast spells with armor on and the close combat buffs/spells aren't good enough to carry me through the levels I need to get good. Was I just supposed to be a regular caster guy who only occasionally uses melee weapons?

>>147779312
Fighter levels are for better HP, thac0, and weapon proficiencies and is also nice for when you run out of spells

You aren't supposed to be a fighter with magic, you're supposed to be a mage that can fight

I hate casters in general so I never played one but kensai/mage is probably better since you can't equip armor as a kensai anyways and get massive class bonuses

>>147778838
You can shit on degeneracy all the live long day, I frequently do. But don't come to a place where the people play games for the gay characters and want to say gay shit about them and expect them to fuck off for your convenience.

>>147779580
I don't really care if they fuck off or not, I just like fucking with them.

. . .

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>>147778250
This baby

>2016
>not pretending to be a kiki-kin for your own amusement

>>147779909
>2016
>still not growing up
Lel

>>147779986
>2016
>not being utterly juvenile

>>147780035
Forever young... Even too young...

>>147780183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TcDHrkQYg

>>147780410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQi8wEHMm5Y
better version

>>147781901
>better
I don't know... I'm a sucker for synthpop...

https://bemyamatus.tumblr.com/post/147042334004/tried-giving-blackwall-a-ponytail-and-the-silver

>>147779730
>>147779909
le ebin xD

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>>147783278
Well memed