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/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General
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2016-07-07 16:47:03
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new kings of csgo edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
JW has come out of the closet
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
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>>147728974
WORLDEDIT MORE LIKE GODEDIT
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Slavs run CS and this general
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which group is getting gambit
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Mous beats liquid
fnatic beats faze
reddit fully btfo
our bois surging
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Please, bitte, Mouz.
I can't take it anymore, I've already lost so many skins today.
Please win, Mouz.
Sorry, loungan burger man.
MOUZ
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remember when nip was good
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What up now, reddit?
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>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
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>>147728974
50$ on F3 , rip nip ?
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>>147729123
post winnings famalam
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liquid 2-0 germanshitters
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REMINDER TO NEVER BET MOUZ.
They'll win ez tho
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:-)
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>>147729112
>anime
>good
pick one
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lel digniggers gave me free knife
why the fuck was the odd 39% for asstrals
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>>147729112
EXPLOOOOOOOOSIOOON
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>>147729224
howdy reddo
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>game literally dominated by slavs and brs
Nice game
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>NiP lost
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>>147729112
Keep posting mate. I got a new PC and can't find my goddamn portable hdd so I need new reaction images.
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This fucking payzone commercial
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>>147728607
There you go, Familia.
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are you an elite gamer, /csgog/?
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>>147729374
Literally our guy
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>>147729112
>be fat
>watch anime
>stuck in nova
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>>147729440
no...
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>>147729440
of course
i've been playing since like 2015
already nova 2
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Who is the best player in the world right now?
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>>147729624
worldedit
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>>147729624
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HOW DID NIP FUXKING LOSEE ARGHHH
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>>147729624
hiko's sister
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When did you grow out of your NiP phase and accepted Comrade Worldedit as your saviour?
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whoa, Hiko is from Detroit, newfound respect for him for not getting shot
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detroit?
his mom look like she get black d
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hiko's mom is pretty hot tbhfamilia
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>le asshole fat jew's dramatic profile video
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>NiP fucking lost
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Wait, NIP got their legends status on the previous major right? Why are they playing this again?
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Dis biblethump
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>>147729951
No one cares, leddit.
Fuck off.
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>not mentioning the IBP throw
top esl kikes
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>>147729951
>reddit is this mad
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what would happen if i took off krimz' beanie?
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wtf i love hiko now
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>>147730114
it would be very hairless
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>>147729147
Maybe it's mixed with 1 more winning.
Man I knew F3 could have won this but it really was nip fucking this up big time
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really makes you think what this jews brabbles with his macro hacks....
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>>147730128
this is how normies actually think
one video of some dude's backstory flavored up with struggles and all that bullshit and they fall in love with the guy
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fuck hiko. i hope he gets 2-0, 16-0'd. greedy fat cunt.
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APOLOGIZE
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>le super high upperclass fat jewkike who lived off his parents for 3 years while nolifing csgo to finally be able to go pro
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>>147730128
>implying he will win major
xd
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>>147730282
I'm sorry for your teammates
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>>147730262
I hate Hiko, but I love S1mple, the toxic mofo is great
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Flip is gonna play SK in the quaterfinals
FUCKING
RIP
I
P
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you guys do realize that the script has liquid winning this whole tournament, right?
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>>147730042
>>147730074
IT FUCKED UP MY PICKEM PREDICTIONS FAGGOTS FUCK YOU
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i want to hate fuck hiko's sister.
she is pretty fresh
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>>147730372
because hiko's whore mother said he deserves a major?
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So easy for him to do all this shit, did you see his mom's house? Top fucking kek.
He puts his life on hold to go pro in CS, rests easy knowing that he's got his upperclass parents' money to fall back on if he fails, and he's STILL an obese shitter who will never win anything.
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>doing no fap
>3am
>cant sleep
fucking i do nt want to watch anymore cs please
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>>147730302
didnt you watch the video they said his dad's business wasn't doing well!!!! >.<
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\_oungin' :DDd
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hiko is a role model to all fat people
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does hiko's sister post on csgog?
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You now realise that the maps have already all been picked and they're just talking after they already know
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>>147730520
just blow a load why would you do that dumb shit anyway
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>>147730641
she posts on craigslist in search for big cocks
same as her mom
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>>147730709
I prefer it this way to be real with you familia.
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Now I want Team Liquid to win this major...
Damn, really good video.
I know a lot of players have good stories, I don't really know why but Hiko's video moved me.
The guy is an awesome player and from what it seems, he tries so hard. Kinda feels like he deserves it.
Is basically the same feeling I had with ex-Luminosity. They were underdogs, worked hard and got their chance to shine. I think Hiko and Liquid also deserve that.
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>>147730520
you can watch anime orinject drugsorfind a gf and fuck her you degenerate
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>>147730503
Exactly my thoughts. Fucking fat rich motrerfucker, right?
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Man, I don't want to watch. I just want to play American Truck Sim.
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>Play in A Lithuanian surf server
>The map is Surf_Sky 2 for the next 900 years
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>>147729750
just now
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nikosports / liquid
faze up / fnatic
What is your bets?
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>>147731046
max on nikosports
few skines on faze for a giggle
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M
A
D
M
A
N
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>>147730912
i love normies on my /csgog/!
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>tfw 0 dollars in bank account
>tfw living off parents pretty comfortably
>tfw just blew my monthly allowance on betting dig earlier
no skines for this month T_T
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>>147730882
B O N J O U R
L
E
B
B
I
T
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>>147731046
max liqshit
max cucknatic
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>>147731119
damn i wish fnatic loses, that would be the best. Next major qualifiers will be fun as fuck.
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>simple gets 2 kills at the start of the round
>still almost lose it
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Go Niko&Friends!
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>its a cobble episode
yikes
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>>147731145
eat a dick you degenerate
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>it's a niko is too nervous to use his aimbot match
glad i didn't bet on ms
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Protip every single team with a video has won the game so far.
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I haven't kept up with csgo, is simple "back" on team liquid now?
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>>147731528
that sure is """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""convenient"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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>drop package
>it's the Mirage package
>$1.95
JUST
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>>147731528
?
>>147731551
only for this major
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>this is hikos sister
Why is he so fat and ugly?
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>>147731717
>>147731695
>You will never have a threesome with Hiko's mum and sister while Hiko is in the house playing CS
why live
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>>147731717
oh ffffuck
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will TL keep s1mple if they win the major?
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>>147731717
i want to lick their pussys!
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>>147731983
>Liquid
>win the major
Kek
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>>147731983
i think theyll cut elige for pimp
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>>147731983
No, they've already signed a new contract with Pimp.
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So VP should beat Asstrails; SK will beat Flipside; Na`vi should bet Liquid; fnatic will go to semis
I doubt that VP will win with SK; then fnatic cheats will beat Na`Vi
Final match will be fnatic vs SK (7 - 1)
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>>147732247
>imagine being a black man
no thanks
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>>147731717
BLACKED video fucking when
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bruh pimp is fucking awful
maybe they should get glaive
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>>147732446
white bull master race retard
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>>147732331
glaive signed with Team X (Friis, Moddii etc.)
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>it's a sore throat caster episode
fucking hate this shit, makes me feel ill as well
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>>147732446
>tfw 9in. benis white man with a satisfied gf
Feels gud man
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jdm is so fucking bad JESUS
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How does Niko get away with cheating?
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FUCKING NOOB MOVE UP WHILE THE ARENT LOOKING AT U NFUCK NOOB
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so it's "anon knows better than pro players" episode?
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I'm not getting that gold pick em, am I?
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>>147732729
Are you retarded?
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Sup, guys.
R8 my FAL StatTrack.
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>>147732692
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>>147732834
no u
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>>147732949
add this to the list of NA CS webbums tbqhwy
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>>147732949
BULLY
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>>147732949
classic
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>>147733008
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>>147732949
freak this has to stop
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>teams are suddenly using the cz more and more
Is this a new meme or is it really better than the Tec & 57?
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>>147733136
reminder liquid could've been up like 9-0 if nitro beat spiidi in that 1v1
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>>147732083
>>147732949
>>147733135
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kek skewered
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>>147733174
close range, yes
It has less RNG as well
But you can always just spam your five seven and be more effective than a cz player
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Did s1mple get bad?
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>le jumping meme9
everytime
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I'm starting to see what people mean when they say that jdm is trash now that I'm spectating him.
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THAT ECO
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pistols are fucking autistic
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>>147733372
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Another game ruined by the Tec9
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https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/751105209422708736
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elige desu
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>>147733671
What did THREAT do?
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>>147733510
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>>147733652
Last shot was sick, doesn't look like much, but it's hard to hit.
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>german cs
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>>147733469
He's playing patient and tacticly somehow he's been subdued into following orders, and it doesn't suit him at all
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>>147733671
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>147733837
I fucking hate this game sometimes
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would you rather freak's sister over hiko's?
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>>147734043
ur mum xDD
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>simple haters when he carries his shit team out of another major groups
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>>147731528
CLG though....
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>stream is 720p instead of 1080
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>>147734043
i think freak's has FAS
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>>147734043
how old is she
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>>147734043
I'd rather my own sister than anyone else's :3
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>>147734043
Hiko's mom
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>>147734150
bitrate: 14400 baud
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>>147734043
I can tell by the pic that she's probabl more manly than freak himself
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>>147734043
freak's definitely
im into trashy hoes
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>>147734150
quality is atrocious for a major desu
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>>147734262
looks like strong yawlines and manhands run in the family
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>>147734150
>watching cs in 1080p
>not just watching the live score bot on hltv
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https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/751096025516040192
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>>147734043
post more
still deciding here
>>147734403
MEME GOD
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>>147734214
i dunno, but apparently she's in mexico for her birthday so...
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>literally one hit kill at any range
>100% accurate at literally any range
>literally a shotgun at close range
>even shows you a bigger picture of the enemy so he's easier to shoot
will we ever see the removal of the op awp??
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https://twitter.com/dupreehCSGO/status/750989324892635136
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>>147734389
in my worst days i literally just had several HLTV windows open for each match i bet on
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>>147734043
Wow freak is a fucking manlet
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>>147734472
>>>/overwatch/
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>>147734576
Is hairwax allowed during surgery?
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>liquid starts losing a big lead
Here we go
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>>147734576
he's going to play tomorrow right?
>>
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>>147734043
I'd rather freak
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>>147734214
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>>147734871
>it's "anon's first major" episode
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Semmler is so fucking annoying
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SUCC~~~~~~~~~
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>>147734576
how did he have no pain before that? didn't he have to operate his appendix? All the people I knew had major stomach pains before their operation
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Faze or Fnatic?
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>>147734991
https://twitter.com/dupreehCSGO/status/750729482965835777
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>>147734990
she succ me
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>>147734991
>how did he have no pain before that?
uhh... that abdominal pain was the reason he went to hospital in the first place
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>when this is over semmemeler will go blow anders under the caster desk
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>>147734991
Are you retarded? Do you think he just had surgery on a whim for fun?
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>>147731695
Wow, she's actually cute as fuck.
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>>147734472
>reduced movespeed, even slower when you're scoped in
>Takes more then 2 seconds to fire a second shot
>Poor movement will get you headshot
>Poor use of cover will get you tagged and killed
>Poor use of nades will get you swarmed and killed
>Poor positioning will make you ineffective and a waste of money
>You still have to aim it
The AWP is not an easy weapon to use at a high level.
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USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA
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>>147734991
How the fuck do you think they found out in the first place, idiot?
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>>147735013
faze up bois
they DESTROYED cucknatic yesterday why do you think they wouldnt do the same today especially in a bo3 where cucknatic has even less of a chance to upset them
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>>147735208
>>147735343
read what I posted you fucking mouthbreathers
he suddenly had stomach pains because of his appendix. You don't have sudden problems.
fucking redditors
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>>147735497
>how did he have no pain before that?
?????????????
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>>147735309
It's a tranny
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>>147735375
>doubting this hard
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>>147735497
Appendix problem is always sudden pain...
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>>147735375
>in a bo3 where cucknatic has even less of a chance to upset them
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>>147735497
read what you posted you fuckign retarded braindead nigger
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>>147734576
>get useless organ removed
>can't get up to play some videogames for a few hours
i had invasive spinal surgery and was walking in 2 days and played videogames in the hospital how is this little cunt who has a job just PLAYING VIDEOGAMES not able to do that
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>>147735681
flush yourself you dirty slav
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Niko with the cheats
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>>147735497
don't know he just thought about this madman jest to get stomach doctor to give him surgery
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le choke faise xd
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>>147735720
made me laugh out loud when i saw that shit
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>>147735709
retard
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LET'S GO LIQUID
LET'S GO
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>>147735497
Yes, you do.
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Le epic Niko legit plays
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>>147735691
you really think it's his decision not to play? fucking idiot
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>>147735961
yea
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>>147734936
>it's a "weeb shitter being wrong as usual" episode
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GET MEMED
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I liked this flash
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>>147735961
>not going to lan in your hospital dress
hello undedicated reddo
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ChrisJ looked like he was in shock.
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USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>147735540
HOTTER
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>tfw 8th major
>still received not a single drop
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who wins on mirage?
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>it's another Niko does everything and still loses episode
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>>147736236
did you link your twitch account
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>>147736313
no....
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>>147736313
wha?
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>>147736313
I watch on gotv, I'd fuck my data cap by watching twitch 12 hours a day
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>>147736268
watersports
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>>147736390
>data cap
poorfags actually have these
lmao
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>liquid going to win a major
Jesus Christ with Donald trump and now this the US is dangerously similar to Nazi Germany in terms of nationalism
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>>147736236
I've watched every major since Cologne 2014 and I only just got a drop this match.
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>>147736390
>data cap
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>>147736390
>data cap
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>>147736353
>>147736384
lmaoing at you Iads, I linked my steam to my twitch and already got a cobble drop
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>>147736529
Nothing to do with being poor, being rich doesn't suddenly remove monopolies
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>>147736390
>data cap
I feel sorry for you anon
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>>147736609
p o o r
o
o
r
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>>147736530
you need to go
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>fire ingram at a car
>it explodes
consoles everyone
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What he meant by this?
https://twitter.com/lurppis_/status/751097446982422528
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>>147736609
living in a third world country = poor
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>>147736698
I poor my seed into ur mum's anus
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>>147736609
gross, stop being poor near me
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>>147736530
niko pls play the game instead of shitposting
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>>147736863
once you stop being fat near me
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>>147736820
it means his friends in 1.6 are doing well and he still has a huge hate boner for NiP players. Based desu
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>mfw ibp throw incident got discovered due someones ex-gf snitching because she got dumped
>mfw IBP players all blame someone else because they are afraid to appear sexist in the current year
>mfw dazed the megacuck goes after the currynigger shazam even though he literally dindu
>mfw 4 cucks got BTFO by a vicious lying snake that is a woman
>mfw ska was too autistic to fall for the vaginal jew which saved his career
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>>147737005
ska was terrible last year BECAUSE he got a gf
>>
>>147737005
More like Skadoodle didn't get any skines because they didn't have enough and had no proof of him throwing.
>>
https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/751097077845921792
>based zeus
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>>147737120
peforming terribly is still better than not being able to perform ever again
also fuck care bout clown9
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Is Zeus a /csgog/boi?
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>>147737005
women been fucking us over since the beginning
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why does semmler have a hamburger wrapper in his pocket?
>>
>>147737243
>zeus4444
>4444
checked
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>>147737476
you seriously need to get laid
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is there a worse caster than semmler?
>>
>>147737641
>falling for the vaginal jew
cuck
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>>147737681
blackddk
>>
>>147736671
KURRRRRRRRRRRRWA
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>>147737681
pansy
>>
will valve ever add the MP5?
>>
>>147736390
>I'd fuck my data cap
hello 3rd worlder
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>>147737741
>>147737746
they're all really bad desu wa
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>>147737641
I breed my bf every night
>>
>>147737743
VP in playoffs :^)
>>
>>147737641
And you need a few history lessons
>>
>>147737681
henryg, sadokist
>>
>>147737763
what purpose would it have?
>>
>>147737964
sadokist are literally our guy
bugger off chump
>>
>tab in to the stream for a sec
>it's jdm missing a clear shot
>tab back out
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>>147737983
fucking your mother
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>>147737983
what purpose r8 have?
>>
>>147737681
No, he keeps making these reddit jokes
>>
>>147738035
he is shit tier you retard.
>>
>>147737983
Looking better than the mp7. I don't care if it is a worse gun statistically
>>
>>147738082
making money off skins
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B
A
N
A
N
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>>147736671
how do i find my data usage in win7?
>>
Anyone catch that Elige smug pepe
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>>147738193
Third party program
>>
This is a meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiDSWMNfTvQ
>>
>>147738193
external program, i use networx: https://www.softperfect.com/products/networx/
But if you have mobile internet, you might have program from your internet provider.
>>
That was a sick Na'Vi strat from mousesports.
>>
um eliege?
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>>147738428
lol
>>
NEED mousesport to win this map
will sacrifice wife's son for mouz win
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>>147738553
suh dude
>>
https://twitter.com/KjaerbyeCS/status/751101673687449600
https://twitter.com/CSzonic/status/751103967359295488
>>
>>147738708
Did he scrape his knee?
>>
elige playing like it could cure his cancer
>>
>>147738873
the cancer killing him is sc2
>>
>>147738963
elige plays starcraft 2?
>>
elige has a really big brain.
>>
>>147739038
yeah, he was pro in it before cs
>>
>>147739178
is sc2 rng?
>>
>>
>>147739178
complete remission then
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>>147739207
the spawns are
>>
Based mousesports putting us back on schedule
>>
>>147739207
only the spawning positions
>>
>>147739178
>american
>sc2
>pro
hahahahahahahahaha
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>>147739514
hahahahahahaha
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>>147739401
not even, they are always crossed.
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>>147739514
LELELELELELLLL
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>>147739367
inb4 that one autist who didnt get the joke and started calling everyone reddit
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Give me a goddamn crate Valve
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>>147739549
>what are 3 player maps
>what are horizontal/vertical spawns
nigger
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>>147739638
>he fell for the 4:3 meme
>>
>>
>>147739674
thanks
>>
chris j is the dumbest csgo player
the 3 germans are shit
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>>147739638
LMAOing IRL
>>
Niko has the best tits.
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>>147739795
>3 player maps
>in the pro scene
sure bud
>>
haha time for choke
>>
Why is germany so awful at CSGO anyway?
They've got more people than france and more terrorists they can use as a filler and they cant even make one decent team without hiring slavs.
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>>147739978
>the 3 germans are shit
don't kinkshame
>>
>>147740092
most german players are cheater
>>
>>147740092
Even chris j isnt german
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>>147740092
germans are literally shit at everything
>>
>>147740092
no cheats like in source
>>
This is madness.
>>
That rng on the glock lmao
>>
>get 5 games away from winning as ct on ct-favored map
The choke has already started
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>set up the twitch stream on my phone after verifying it works for major drops
>go to sleep
>wake up
>open steam on pc
>1 new item
>wow, i actually got a souvenir drop for the first time
>it's a fucking csgo trading card from when i was watching in gotv last night
i'm so angry
>>
uhh why was hiko just standing behind the smoke instead getting up in niko's ass? he intentionally let's his team mates dies to get more clutch clips?
>>
>>147740021
>what's merry go round
>what's catallena
retard
>>
>>147740582
lose weight
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>>147740021
they have 4 and 3 player maps in the map pool all the time what are you talking about
>>
>>147740582
they show up in game not in steam retard.
>>
>>147740582
you need to open the video game to see if you got a drop you nerd
>>
So, what team will end NA meme in the major?
>>
>memesports
>>
>>147740587
He literally baits. It's not a meme.
He's the biggest baiter in history.
Typical jew, lets others do the work and takes all the fame.
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\_oungin' :DDd
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>>147741015
>He's the biggest baiter in history.
>>
>Liquid didn't fucking choke for once
>Pick'em sorted and $5 from lounge
>>
>hiko dies first
>liquid wins the round decisively
HMMMMMMMMMMM
>>
-chrisj when?
>>
who was the manlet with the bandana? because lmao
>>
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_/UST DANCE MAN
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>>147741191
>>
>god b died for this
>>147741207
benis and cuckx need to go as well
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>have watched every match from the past 4 majors
>still haven't got a case drop
>>
>>147741239
le lounge man aka jaydeeam
>>
>>147741239
Stfu noob
>>
>>147741369
the more i learn the funnier it gets
>>
nitr0 is so tiny lol
I like the hat though
>>
Happy Tanabata csgog
>>
>>147741505
he has braces lol
>>
>>147741667
At least he can fix his teeth. Can't fix your autism.
>>
>>147741527
>tfw not wearing panties under my yukata
>>
Is there a good fps aside from tf2 that doesnt have retarded weapons and shitty movement mechanics?
Put 100 hours into CS:GO and this shit is gay lol
>>
>>147741857
post your yukata pls
>>
>>147741667
Nothing wrong with treating a health issue
>>
>>147741879
All good fps games are dead my man.
>>
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>>147741365
>got 2 drops the first major i watched
>>
https://twitter.com/mouzNiKo/status/751131668770160640
https://twitter.com/chrisJcsgo/status/751131937398398976
>>
>>147741879
Battlefield 2
>>
>>147742172
Looooooool
Niko needs to find a better team.
>>
>>147742172
mousesports on suicide watch
>>
>>147742185
thats not out yet, they havent even released 1
>>
>>147742112
I hate this game family
I have like 2.6k hours into TF2 and have a really good aim but this game isnt fun at all with rng even on perfectly placed shots.
>>
>>147742172
loool none expected them to win foh
>>
>>147742172
Kek faggot
>>
KennyS born in france by turkish father and french mother, His real name is Kenan but his mother keep calling him Kenny, Kenny is secretly practicing islam in order to join side of isis. This is top secret information held by french government, please spread the truth about KennyS.
>>
>>147742298
Such a shame Niko is pissing his talent away playing on a T2 team that can't beat any team important
>>
New player here. Is this RNG a meme? I thought the spray patterns were fixed?
>>
>tfw Faze is going to get 2-0
>>
>>147742298
Niko played like shit though. It's also his fault that they lost.
People used to meme about mirage being his map but the first half from him was abysmal and second was mediocre.
Denis is the biggest problem however. He cant aim.
>>
>>147742672
hard to stay motivated when your whole team is a fucking dead weight
chrisj is trash he should go
>>
>>147742594
100% RNG
>>
>>147742672
When he's on point he can dominate. It doesn't help that the players supposed to be backing him up are utter garbage when it counts.
>>
>>147742594
There's a small degree of variance to each individual bullet in every spray pattern, more expensive and accurate weapons tend to have less variance. If you ever miss a shot, it's always 100% RNG's fault. If you ever get shot, it's 90% RNG. The other 10% is hax.
>>
Flusha is already testing out his new hacks on Faze during the warmup
gg
>>
they said that theyll remove the op within the next month. a month has gone by and its still up
>>
>thorin doesn't wear a tie
what a bum lmao haha
>>
"no"-olofmeister
>>
"banan"-olofmeister
>>
>>147743445
i'd remark on that jacket long before the lack of a tie
>>
>>147743612
hahaha
>>
ahhh god these casters resleeper
>>
why is every good player fat?
>>
>>147743918
skill is a lipid
>>
>>147743835
same thing happened to me kinda once. the fbi locked my computer and i had to pay $200 to unlock it
>>
>>147743835
this site is +18
>>
>>147743835
>posting on an FBI-run website
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>betted on the pige meem
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>JW
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Why is JW still on Fnatic? He's known for his random plays but it's a 1v1 with the bomb down and he peeks like that?
>>
>>147743865
At long as it's not pansy
>>
Faze up my niggas
>>
For a second time Krimz takes it to a 1v1 and jw flubs it
>>
Is Olof getting kicked after this meme?
He isn't a meme stream personality like Pasha or Shroud so Fnatic has no real reason to keep him on the team when he can't perform at all
>>
lmao fnatic so shit
>>
>>147744574
They should disband.
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>>147744550
>>
>>147744574
B-but boost memes
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all this doubting lmao
ill thank you for your skines once our guys are done with this CoD meme team
>>
Haven't watched in over a year, which maps are Fnatic favoured on?
>>
Is FaZe from NA?
>>
@147744804
ty 4 da skinies
>>
More like nolofshyster amirite
>>
I've got a small bet on Faze cause
>csgolounge odds
but my pick'em is on Fnatic.
I don't know who i want to win.
>>
>>147744804
>our guys
Liquid just finished brah
>>
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>>147744804
this
>>
WHATS UP NOW SWEDEN?
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>>147744828
Cobble, Cache, Mirage, Dust2, Overpass, Train
>>
magic pause when
>>
This map will end 16-4
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This is a PSA for all non-redditors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfoIbU
channel it for our guys
>>
didnt faze get 16-oh'd by fnatic in eleague
>>
Norway > Sweden ?
>>
kek thoorin literally switched to CSGO because his region in LOL is garbage
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7-8 half incoming
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>>147745160
correct
http://www.hltv.org/match/2303068-fnatic-faze-eleague-season-1
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>>147745173
Both are non-white shitholes
>>
>>147745226
what does that have to do with you being underage
>>
Olofmeister is basically worst player in the world right now
>>
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>benq
>>
W H A T
U P
N O W
S W E D E S
>>
>need pause my screen is broken
>>
>>147745256
He's been writing about CS since 2001.
>>
>right when fnatic start getting rounds
>kios screen apparently is """"""""""""""""""""broken"""""""""""""""""""
Sure thing.
>>
>>147745458
I really forgot how much I missed seeing player chat, so sick of it being obscured by useless teamcams (or just disabled entirely) in every tournament stream.
>>
>>147745475
W O O O O O O O O O O
>>
any of you fags get a reward?
>>
Who's calling for Fnatic? Flusher?
>>
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>I actually trusted the swedes with my skins
Whatever, your people deserved to be raped.
Never again.
>>
>Tyloo BO5 right before tonight's first quarterfinal match
gonna be a good night
>>
>Put flusha as commando
will he toggle ?
>>
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my fucking alt got a cobble case too
that's 3 total now and we're still in groups
thank you valve
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someone translate?
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>>147745256
His region in CS is even worse you fucking retard
>>
just got home for weekend
are memes in pijamas out after losing to flipside? or are they playing last chance game?
>>
>>147746004
>DId he punch the monitor?
>No it died in the middle of the round
>Sure.
>>
Tomorrow's script:
VP>Astralis
SK>Fside
TL>NaVi
Gambit<FaZe
>>
>>147745971
Gibe
>>
>>147746032
Out
>>
>>147746004
>did he punch the moniter?
>no his dog shit on it
>ah
>>
There's no possible way SK could lose to Flipside right?
It's a safe bet r-right guys? I won't lose my skins again like with NiP?
>>
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>SK vs TL grand final
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>>147745256
pretty sure Mongolia has a bigger CS scene than the UK
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>>147746197
sent ;))
>>
>>147746224
fukken noice
shame i was away and couldnt bet cents on those sweet odds
>>
>>147746445
Open them and show us what you got! :D
>>
drop
>>
>>147745492
yh and everyone hated him
>>
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>JW in charge of whatever the fuck that was
>>
>>147746707
i count 3 nods
>>
>>147746518
I'm honestly tempted to open one of them
the second one is signed by fallen too
>>
>>147746728
How is it working?
>>
LMAO J DOUBLE U
>>
>>147746728
you mean winning the round?
>>
finally the toggle
>>
>>147746707
Normally you'd say thank you but they can't do that because they have a music track playing over the ad so that's why they nod instead. It would be weird if the dude just walked out without being polite to the cashier.
>>
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>throwing away your pistol when it has ammo in it
if faze have a kit that tilts his teammates so fucking hard
>>
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>they doubted
>>
This is a weird match
>>
REMEMBER WHEN KIOSHIMA EMPIED HIS INVENTORY WHEN KQLY GOT VAC BANNED ?
>>
Our boy Pige is carrying olofshitter and bennis as usual.
>>
>>147747306
>jw actively throwing
>MeMe losing every round except for one after Kioshima broke his monitor
>Flusha uses his hacks only for the warmup
Weird indeed
>>
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If anyone wants to fuck around in MM please add http://steamcommunity.com/id/hotandbotheredloli/
>>
>>147747356
Hiko did as well.
Pros cheat, what's your point?
>>
>>147747620
>weeb
not even if you paid me
>>
why does white black ddk pronounce flusha "flusher"
>>
>>147747774
Because britbongs
>>
>>147747620
>I play csgo. No I dont want to be your friend, dont add me
As you wish pillow fucker
>>
>>147747620
Australians are such trash holy shit.
>>
>>147747620
>part of a 4chan related group
irredeemable
>>
>flusha quickswitching to knife for no reason
reminder to unbind q
>>
>>147748354
3 - 1 > Q
>>
>>147747774
how do you pronounce flusha?
I say "flooshah"
>>
>>147748354
I made q my pistol quick switch
>>
>>147748252
just cause one fuckhead put in some shitty steam profile in the thread? fuck off cunt
>>
>>147748438
flu-ska
>>
>>147747106
Why did he do this?
>>
im dumping this shitty major to sgdq
>>>/srg/
>>
>>147748735
Old CS trick where its a fake flash
Rarely works but can still surprise people and auto spin around
>>
What's going to be the graffiti for this major
>>
based da flusher carrying this shit
>>
why the fuck would you bet against flusher?
>>
>>147749001
palm trees and a hammock wherever coldzera gets banned mid-game
>>
All these Faze fags just "Flushed" there money away
Where was this Fnatic at during Columbus?
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>Rain's theme for this major
He tried so hard and got so far, his team is worse than fucking Niko's
>>
>>147749239
Olof??? Hello??? Best CSGO player of all time??
>>
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>Faze
>>
>he doubted
>>
faze communication is slow af
>>
>>147749489
just like you
>>
>7-0
>Fnatic "technical" pause
>9-15
Hmmmmm
>>
>>147749550
How much?
>>
>>147749550
GOTARDS!?????
>>
>>147749239
One of the fnatic members injured their wrist the day before Columbus probably a result of fingering all that 10/10
fangirl pussy that fnatic gets
>>
>>147749550
it was kio but ok famalamadingdong
>>
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>mfw they doubted
me on the left doubters on the right
>>
>>147749745
>elves with beard shadow
this shit has bothered me for over a decade now
>>
>>147749662
>he doesn't know about the flush man's antihack
Why do you think he stopped aimlocking
>>
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>>147749930
>haters dont fuckin know about my man cirdan the shipwright
>>
>>147749550
That was faze lol
>>
>>147730248
>mfw im betting with items that are mostly under $0.25
It's a start
>>
Went to bed after Astralis vs Dignitas, how strong was the shitposting and reddit butthurt when our guys flipside won?
>>
Reminder that viewership from last years esl cologne is way down
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3hrmci/esl_one_day_1_viewers_record_and_overview/
CAN WE FUCKING DO SOMETHING TO GET VALVE TO ACTUALLY DEVELOP THIS GAME BEFORE IT FUCKING DIES ALREADY?
MOST INSUFERABLE FUCKING DEV STUDIO IN THE FUCKING WROLD
>>
>>147751443
they'll just write the next qualifier scripts in TyLoo's favor so they can pad out the numbers with an easy 300k+ chinese viewers
>>
>>147751443
more skins
>>
>>147751682
ehh desu the Chinese scene is really not worth a whole lot, since they never buy anything online and only play shit that is free
>>
if tyloo was actually good and actually get their visas fixed
>>
>>147747620
what rank are you nerd
>>
>>147751443
Why? Huge popularity was the worst thing that ever happened to cs.
>>
>>147751868
tbf this is just for a valve sponsored event, it's not like the sponsors mean shit for this tournament.
>>
>>147751876
visas are only a problem in burgerland
their "visa problems" for StarLadder was just them sitting it out so they could focus on getting their visas for EL, but EL was supposed to help them out with that and fucked them over so they had to sit both events out and ended up going to the qualifier with no international experience since DH Malmo and getting destroyed
>>
>olofmeister has joined the server
goodbye fazecucks
>>
>mfw I chose fnatic as my pickem
ez
>>
>>147752454
Most people here did, they're literally our guys
>>
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>flusha is my commando
ez lads
>>
baka desu senpai
>>
>>147752454
>>147752519
Me too, but I had a small bet on Faze just in case. Care more about the pick'em than $3.
>>
>>147752454
89% pickem in favor of Fnatic
What's your point?
>>
what is this creamy moses meme
>>
>>147752712
He creamed himself on stream once
>>
!reward is just a meme r-right?
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>>147752712
High sperm count
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>>147752712
he came in his pants while livestreaming once
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>>147752876
!drop is legit
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>>147752876
That's how you get your drop dummy
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>>147751887
GN4
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Question for a newb here: if I link my Steam account to Twitch, do I have to have CS:GO open as well as the Twitch stream? Or can I just have the Twitch stream open without the game being open too?
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>>147752978
Don't ever talk to me or my wife daughter ever again
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>>147753047
No need for game to be open. Dunno about steam tho
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>>147753047
As long as your twitch is linked to your steam you can still get drops by watching via twitch.
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>>147753047
you can have both if you want to play the game
otherwise one instance is enough
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>>147753141
Okay
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>>147753168
>>147753170
>>147753182
Thanks lads.
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>another lawsuit against valve
SELL NOW
S E L L
E
L
L
R I G H T
I
G
H
T
N O W
O
W
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>>147753210
lose weight while youre at it
>>
olofmeme is literally the worst player on fnatic right now.
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>>147752978
GN3 but my ping is probably going to be dogshit cause I'm a burger.
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>>147753296
source?
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>>147753370
for this year, yeah probably.
Can't really blame him though considering the issues with his wrist
>>
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>>147753296
>>147753585
>>147753609
>tfw I forgot to crtl+v
http://www.espn.co.uk/esports/story/_/id/16864628/second-class-action-lawsuit-filed-valve
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>>147753609
No, it was in GO
>>
OLOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>147753683
cum
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>>147753683
mayonnaise
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>>147753609
>>147753678
LOL THAT'S NOT FOR YOU
here is the moses link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR_lpHSDJl8
somewhere in here
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>>147753707
what?
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>>147753683
hot dogs
>>
>>147753678
>suing a card company because you play rigged poker
>>
>>147753883
no one owns poker, that's a pretty key difference in the eye of the law
>>
>It's yet another episode of "Fnatic was forced to throw by the referees"
>>
>>147753503
I can play on NA with 200 ping its ok for me
>>
how much do these new knife finishes cost?
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>reminder that they doubted
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>>147753969
Casinos and Native Americans own poker
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>>147754084
your too poor
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>>147754436
i've got a pretty decent kara fade i was thinking of maybe getting one of these gamma dopplers or smth
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>>147754324
damn straight i did and im going to keep fucking doubting when they face navi in semis
and after slavs are done with this team plebbet ill thank you for your skines
>>
>>147754534
yeah thats not enough
>>
why do euros just keep shit players
favelas start being the best after kicking trash players
>>
>>147754534
>buying skines
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Who won in the mousesports/team liquid game?
>>
FaZe down
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>>147754991
Liquid 2-0
>>
>>147754991
Shitquid
>>
Our boiz won, i mean is anyone even FAZEd?
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>fnatic wins another tournament
im getting tired of this script to be honest
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>>147755075
hah
>>
Cool. 2 unannounced stand-ins for ArchAngels just lost me $100. This shit should be fucking illegal.
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>>147755176
it is, you're gambling illegally
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>>147755176
>>
>>147753830
then why is moses so mad about it
>>
Liquid or Na'Vi?
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should i open it or sell it
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>>147755430
volodya
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>>147755460
open it
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>>147755460
>cache
It's trash either way so open it
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>>147755176
why bet on tier 600 games when a major is going on
>>
>>147755087
we're on the SK script right now
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>>147755460
i got a mirage one what about that should i wait and see if the prices go up?
>>
Ah, Thorin is still perpetuating the classic "SK/LG has the best tactics in the world meme". Ever since their roster change they're a literal 5-man aimer line-up that takes all the aim duels, same as fnatic.
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>>147755460
>cache souvenir
open it
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How does this look?
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>>147755941
looks really shit how could you not take higher res pic smdh
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>>147755941
>VP
Get ready to be booty blasted, slavshit.
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>>147756016
>playing in 1080p
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>>147756127
i dont but i would temporarily change to it to take that screenshot if i was u
>>
Since inferno is out of the map pool... wouldn't it possibly be worth buying inferno cases from the last few majors?
>>
>Dosia vs JW
Oh god no.
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>>147756453
Inferno has no good skins
No
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>>147756453
no, they have really shit skins in them
>>
>>147756453
>tfw have an inferno case from the 2014 final between nip and fnatic
Its £10 now
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>>147755346
No, I'm 25.
>>147755670
It was a combo.
>>
https://twitter.com/FaZe_rainCS/status/749642783691051008
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/751167672625295360
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>>147757248
Why does he keep acting like anyone actually cares what he says
how delusional is he?
>>
>>147757052
I was just looking through my cases when I noticed I had an inferno one and wondered. I mean, even if the skins are shit, won't the eventual rarity of the cases make the price go up more?
also, I checked my market history
>sold two 2013 cases for ~$10
>opened one
>sold an early 2014 cobblestone one for ~$12
Feels fucking bad
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>>147755549
>>147755558
>>147755820
>>147755916
factory new. the case was worth more desu
>>
>>147728974
why is shia labeouf there on the right?
>>
>>147757248
top kek
the madman
>>
>>147757248
>>147757338
I mean FaZe did win a match, so...
>>
>>147757338
I know right?
Rain should keep his mouth shut.
Talking to Thorin like that, Smh.
>>
>>147757806
actually pretty nice looking, good sticker positions
could have been much worse
>>
so it's an SK winning the major episode again?
baka when's valve gonna catch them
>>
>>147757878
I know right? He's hella fucking based, BTFOing all cuck nu-males, almost which I could post this to /r/the_donald but sadly that's only for epic trump posts
>>
Can't believe /csgog/ got gutted by overwatch, a game with sub-par competitive potential
literally the darkest timeline
>>
>>147757248
You tell em dad
>>
i want to protect this smile
>>
>>147759324
dennis looks like that friendless faggot at your school who played golf all the time and was friends with the PE teachers
>>
>>147758656
faze cod kiddies are this mad
>>
golf is fun as fuck
>>
>>147759398
Nothing wrong with golf you cretin
>>
>>147759398
He's that guy who kinda has guy friends but is only in it for the pussy
>>
>>147759757
aka me
>>
>>147759853
*smashes dat mf pink*
>>
>>147757806
>nuclear "waste"
how appropriate
>>
>tfw finally got a group occasionally invites me
>finally got out of Silver hell and am enjoying it
FINALLY I NO LONGER NEED TO DROP 40 BOMBS EVERY GAME JUST TO STAND A CHANCE AT WINNING
>>
>>147751443
>make literally any change
>get shit on HUGELY by the community until they're forced to revert it
>new gun
>new spray patterns
>OMG WHY ARENT THEY SPENDING TIME ON MY GAME
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>>147761120
That xantares feel
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>>147757547
>implying they can meme their way through another bo3 tomorrow
>>
>>147761846
>implying sk can toggle their way through another bo3 tomorrow
>>
i want to fuck tarik's mom
>>
>>147761482
Literally what have they done in the past 12 months that hasn't been utter shit?
the r8 update was game breaking in numerous ways, and nuke is a fucking broken mess in both technical and balance terms.
That's their two largest, pretty much the only two relevant, updates in the past 12-18 months and they where fucking god awful.
>>
>>147762193
You forgot adding stairs to B site on Cobble in order to change the RUSH B CYKA BLYAT strategy to a RUSH B CYKA BLYAT strategy
>>
>>147761482
>first gun added in years is an $800 awp that doesn't need to be scoped
>"wtf guys why are you so angry at us? what a bunch of ungrateful cunts lmao"
>>
>>147762330
-cobble
-mirage
+inferno
+cpl_mill
>>
>>147762193
I think that the randomization of spray was a step in the right direction. However it shouldn't instantly be random. The spray pattern should be random after the first 5-8 shots to encourage more burst firing rather than just the single taps they wanted.
>>
>>147732949
I remember a moment yesterday when Nitro fucking saw someone on cobble walk up mid, stared at him for a good one and a half second and didn't fire. Probably looked at a teammates monitor.
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>that feeling when you play gambit tomorrow for semis
fucking rip slavs
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im sorry
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Apologize.
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>>147766863
Fuck this retarded meme and fuck you
>>
when do the major stickers go on sale? is it sunday or saturday? will it be different because of the time zones? i really don't want to miss it
>>
>>147766863
first premier team to make it out of major groups
thats insane
>>
>>147767274
I'll let you know when it happens
>>
>>147767084
you owe it to them
just do it anon
>>
>>147767901
t-thanks anon
>>
>when you pull off weird shit that makes it look like you're cheating
G-guess I'll enjoy the ban
>>
>noscopes are impressive
sadofaggot needs to go back to CoD
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I haven't played CSGO for about 3 months.
Has anything changed? Any tips for getting back into the game and not be shit? I tried playing a game and my aim is really rusty, I've forgotten nade spots, no game sense, etc.
>>
>>147769259
Then you were never good to begin with.
Start again you shitter.
>>
>>147769536
I wasn't really good no. I'm probably playing like an MGE-DMG right now.
Was LE before I took my break.
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Apologize.
>>
>>147770575
>0.48 hltv rating in last 2 events before joining liquid
Was he pretending to be retarded?
>>
Not one map on ESL has been Inferno.
I have been training Inferno for over a fucking year now, day in day out.
>>
>>147772323
>wanting to watch pros play a meme map
>>
>>147772323
where have you been it was removed form the map pool lmao
>>
>>147772323
inferno was removed from the map pool, it won't be played again until the eventual nuke-style remake that will make it complete shit and not worth playing anyway
>>
https://twitter.com/el/status/751213543446286337
hmm.... really makes you think, huh?
>>
>>147772935
I really, really hope they just improve visibility, and change the aesthetic to something modern like Nuke to really piss off the redditors.
Watch them do something retarded like adding 2 entrances to B from banana.
>>
>>147773004
holy shit they actually caught cheats on them didn't they
>>
>>147773004
Hi Silver!
>>
How can people still be so god damn bad at this game?
I've mostly played OW but I decided to play one MM and hoooly shit I saw some really fucking terrible aim in a game where everyone was GE
>>
>>147773721
7-1...
>>
>>147771918
Doubt he had the willpower to play in such a degenerate team 2bh
>>
>>147773853
HI
S
I
L
V
E
R
!
>>
so anyone incasual servers
>>
>3 matches in a row where I have been 1 away from 30 kills thanks to teammates nabbing my kills when I'm shooting someone
>>
>>147775107
besides silvers and anime shitters no
>>
>>147775107
yeah we all only play casual
>>
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How are the drops going lads?
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>>147777250
>watched every major
>not a single drop
JUST
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>>147777250
3 cobbles so far
hopefully my insane luck doesn't end there
>>
>>147777621
I made ~$95, with 12 accts ($90).
Maybe you should smurf, anon.
>>
>>147777250
>watch first ever major, katowice 2015
>get a drop
>nothing since
>>
>>147777250
>watch every match since it started checking inv after every game
>decide to play a game to get my weekly drop
>switch stream to mobile and mute
>finish my game and get my usual shitty drop
>cobble case in my inv
Ill take it
>>
>unbox 2 knives from ~30 cases
>never had a drop
JUST
>>
>>147773004
>https://twitter.com/el/status/751213543446286337
what did it say?
>>
>>147778943
it was a 30 second clip of fallen rekt'ing c9 with a scout at eleague
>>
>>147778943
they exposed fallen hacking and said thats the real reason they dont want them in eleague
>>
>>147765154
what dance is dennis doing?
>>
>>147765154
HIT THE DAB
>>
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>he thinks players should have all the power
>he thinks Eleague's decision was wrong at all
>he doesn't understand how letting entire teams swap orgs midseason would create an envornment where orgs get to drop their roster that just got eliminated and replace with one that's currently in the playoffs
>>
>>147780301
good post desu
>>
>>147780301
stunna go to bed
>>
Liquid will win the major
>>
theyre playing against navi right? theyre going to get stomped
>>
>>147781256
(not true btw)
>>
>>147756127
Swag and Shroud do. Olofmeister said he doesn't because he is too used to 768p.
>>
>>147781359
na'vi might not be as good as they were in fall and spring but they're not going to get stomped by liquid. They might win a map.
>>
>>147781256
sike
>>
>>147781516
olofm used to play 1280x720 aka the greatest res
>>
>>147781516
>swag
>shroud
>good
>>
>>147781985
better than you
>>
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hey yall i opened a cobble case :p
>>
fact new?
>>
>>147781985
(Me)
>>
>>147782472
oui oui my dude
>>
>>147782353
hey its me ur brother
>>
>>147782341
when did this thread get invaded by redditors?
>>
>>147782353
who care
>>
>>147782620
who care...
>>
>>147782585
You mean this website? Like 2012
>>
Navi will beat Liquid 2-1.
2 maps will be close (1 of those will be Nuke which Liquid will win). Liquid is going to get stomped on a map, either train or cobble.
It's actually to Liquid's detriment that Navi was the team they scrimmed the most against, because Navi has a depth that scrimming won't really help you with, whereas Liquid's advantage in this tournament is being an unknown quantity. Their constant scrimming gave Navi a bit of insight into how they play.
Sucks. I really want Liquid to pull through but I don't see it happening.
>>
>>147783169
>whereas Liquid's advantage in this tournament is being an unknown quantity
this is wrong tho
they said they skrimmed mouz constantly and never won
but yeah i hope its nuke and cobble that would be cool >v<
>>
>>147783169
nice sway
>>
>>147783275
>they said they skrimmed mouz constantly and never won
where
>>147783362
huh?
>>
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>>147783362
>>
-mirage
-dust 11
-train
-cobble
-nuke
+??????
>>
>>147783414
post game interview after they beat NV with Hiko on the ESL stream.
>>
>>147782585
i dont know. you tell me redditor.
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I want to hold him.
Now he's gonna gain another 3-6 pounds I bet :(
Jos uvek te volim, Nikola, Mouze #1!!
>>
>>147783823
lmao fuck that bich nigga
>>
>>147783823
check this
pimp is a gay fucking dorito
s1mple gonna leave, slavs come slavs go
niko, that nigga ride or die
liquid pick him up to fill in the s1mple role
nigga ride or die nato, he bosnia nigga they think we fuckin gods
>>
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>>147783867
Fuck off, Turk
>>
>>147783275
>whereas Liquid's advantage in this tournament is being an unknown quantity
>they said they skrimmed mouz constantly and never won
I don't understand how these things contradict each other.
>>
>>147783982
if they scrimmed mouz a lot, then they wouldnt be an unknown quantity to them
>>
>>147783972
>liquid pick him up to fill in the s1mple role
+1 no kappa
>>
>settling for pimp
wtf. pimp is just your average fucking rifler.
>>
>>147783581
>plays native
>respects shroud and swag
u sure u arent the redditor, redditor?
>>
>>147784098
they already got him doe https://www.teamliquidpro.com/news/2016/06/15/pimpin-the-csgo-roster
>>
>>147784084
They scrimmed Navi the most out of any team. Navi is a significantly better team than Mouz, and Liquid happened to have a more talented roster than Mouz excluding Niko.
>>
>>147784132
>implying i play native
>implying i respect them
wew
>>
>>147784208
i know. it's fucking crazy. guess he was their best option though. sad.
>>
>>147784352
shoulda got stewie in hindsight. that nigga has the exact same style as simple
>>
>>147772495
>>147772935
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN REMOVED FROM THE MAP POOL
FUCKING WHY
>>
I can play inferno on MM, so what do you mean it's bee n taken out?
>>
>>147785397
He told you, it's being remade.
>>147785762
It is now in the reserve map pool, just like nuke before it was remade.
>>
>>147785762
its in the """""reserve"""" pool
aka, the maps valve thinks they will fix but only make 10x worse
>>
>>147785849
So if a map is in reserve, does that mean it can't be used for pro matches?
>>
>>147785953
That's right you stinky fuck
>>
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>
me in the red
>>
Is csgo broken for anyone else, cant join anything
>>
does anyone else here like thorin's focus on map picks/vetoes and his general analysis of pro CS, and enjoy his insight into player psychology and what not, but get annoyed by his obnoxious attempts at "banter" on the desk
>>
>>147786895
"no"
>>
>>147786402
That made me laugh. Am I turning into a redditor?
>>
>>147786895
he isn't trying to banter, he's just autistic
>>
>>147786895
i like his analysis but dislike his banter
i couldnt read all that im drunk lol
>>
>>147787002
My jokes are for everyone
>>
>>147787058
So that's why none of his psychological analysis make any sense
>>
>>147787269
>tfw been drunk since noon
>>
>>147787582
i wish i was 21 :(
>>
>>147787582
i had work :(
>>
We could potentially have all-slav semis.
>>
>>147789905
I want to believe that Gambit and FlipSid3 have a chance to win but we all know what's going to happend.
RIP Dosia.
>>
>>147789905
Flip aren't that good, NiP just fucked up hard and played like noobs
>>
>>147789905
KURWA_BLYAT
>>
<no one buy my knight
>>
>>147786642
>Is csgo broken
yes
>>
>>147789905
>favelas togglers losing to fside
>our togglers losing to reddit god dosia
>>
>>147786597
dont get meme
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