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>Game Mechanic Info
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>Ranks & Stats
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>Game Enhancements
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Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
first for your ace sucks
uhhhh zeus??
http://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/750825181137006592/video/1
first for the death of rrrrr
>>147667378
Kek.
>>147667282
>knife
>jumping shot
what more do i need tho
pretty meh ace tbqh
>>147667539
smd
Voloboiga
>>147669274
burg looks meh fries look decent
SK is going to stay in Europe and is not going back to the US. You heard it first here!
>>147669714
are you the same weeb who thought that sauerkraut was onions? do you not know how to grill a bun?
Go watch the World Championships if you want to see silver playing.
>>147667475
What happened?
Oh look it's another 5 man stack on enemy team all with <100h played
All the headshots sure aren't suspicious at all ;^)
Will they FaZe up again /csgo/?
>>147672332
If maps are good then yea, G2 got fucked by choosing train instead of d2 tbqh
>>147672332
>bo3
you got problems
>>147672247
literally everyone including yourself is cheating
pistol round aces, and 1vX's don't count. they're anti-(full)eco tier.
this is fact.
>Enemies start losing
>Time to trigger the ragehacks
don't worry senpai the spinning is just high dpi
>>147673835
he is just smurfing
git gud
>>147673831
what makes you say that
>>147674083
because pistol rounds have more RNG than a WoWs game, there's as much skill in pistol rounds as there is in opening cases. they near always end with someone winning a 1v2-3 in all the mm games I play. I've won countless 'clutches' myself even.
>playing inferno pistol round
>ct side
>standard setup on 1, 2 brackets, 1 watching halls
>both watching mid peek and get insta HS'd
>I wait in halls as they run up
>they plant, I get the bomb planter and do damage to one more
>call them out
>guy in chat who peeked mid
>Green what are you even watching
>asks me what my rank is
nothing triggers me more then teenagers
>>147674404
post one
who /PokemonGO/ here
>>147674581
I don't have recording software bb
>>147674910
GAME FAILED TO DOWNLOAD
Why are NA so damp at CS? I hope our dank bois mous slap the fuck out of liquid
hello i would like to interject for a moment what u are referring to as d counterstrike is, in fact , cs/go or as i've recently taken to calling it, cs plus go. go is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another proprietary component of a fully functioning cs game made useful by the source corelibs, shell utilities, and vital system components comprising a full game as defined by reddit.
>Enemy losing
>They turn on hacks
>Start bragging and boasting
I don't understand, what the fuck's the point you're fucking aimlocking how does that take skill?
>>147675632
That's how fnatic earn their salaries
bubble pop electric...
uh oh, in the back seat
>Disconnect: VAC authentication error.
>Gotten kicked in the middle of the last three games, barely gotten back in before cooldown
What the fuck is this fucking meme, literally no setting has changed or anything
>girl touches my dick
>says it's big
>ejaculate
>she laughs and leaves
huh I guess I know what it feels like to be NA now, except I have a big dick
>>147676476
maybe don't cheat?
>envy lost
>>147676937
xd bro
hopefullly nitro uses his aimbot again today
So what happens to Ass trails?
>>147677498
One of their players couldn't attend then one of them got cancer mid event
>>147676476
that warning is obviously there for when the keyboard is plugged back in -_- this image is stupid
>>147678330
okay i'll keep that in mind
succ
>>147676476
restart your pc
if that doesnt work just wait a day or two, it usually goes away
>the sheer asspain of all the Brazilians on twitter and hltv right now
Based fucking ELeague.
>>147681329
helped to ease my asspain from them fucking over TyLoo when it came to US visas a little desu
>>147681329
You bet I am angry, they get disqualified by a fucking petition, not only that but ex-SK gets the shaft too.
>>147682053
But that's clearly not the case. They were disqualified by the rules. The petition was a vote to make an exception and it failed.
>>147682347
No, ELeague was going to give them the old LG spot, but there was a petition for that to not happen.
>This was prevented by a petition with signatures from the owners of seven participating organizations: Cloud9, Counter Logic Gaming, Echo Fox, NRG Esports, OpTic Gaming, Team Liquid, and Team SoloMid.
>>147682531
LMFAOOOOOOOO SAVAGE AF SENPAI
>>147682531
BASED AMERICA
is Aimerrrrrr our guy?
Senpai loving all those scandals happening.
Now we just need a cheating scandal on top of gambling and eleague. Fuck the community, let it all burn.
>>147684102
why not?
>>147684043
>governing body rightfully using their power to kick out people who disqualified themselves
>scandal
>>147684374
>rightfully using their power
>petition by NA orgs
I'm mentally retarded explain the drama to me
>>147684374
Scandal in a sense that people are bitching and it generates shitposting traffic..
I don't mind gubmint raping youtubers and favellas.
>>147682531
the only way to stop the most blatant team in csgo
>>147684463
Sorry that you're not free enough to know what democracy is like faggot
>>147685021
Paranoia is not a valid reason to start murdering people.
>>147684650
two cod youtubers created csgolotto and pretended that they weren't the owners while making a lot videos of them betting on the site. also people think it's unethical that they didnt mention that there is a chance you can lose and that they didnt try to steer kids away from their site
>>147685235
lolwat
>>147684463
I'm not going to pretend like I know the ELeague rulebook but I would be surprised if the orgs that signed up weren't promised some fort of voting power in their contracts.
pick up the phone baby
>>147685276
>>147685276
>while making a lot videos of them betting on the site
let me clarify, they made videos of themselves WINNING BIG on their site
>>147685276
Not that drama idiot
>>147685131
Freedom to get fucked in the ass by corporations is not actual freedom.
>>147685475
answered ;)
>>147685619
fuck you i put a lot of heart into that post T_T
>>147685452
You'd think that would require some kind of majority though, but none of the EU orgs had any problems with this whatsoever, only the NA orgs did.
Don't forget that Moe was also a part of shitstorm just two weeks ago and that's what triggered the research into youtuber shit.
>>147685550
They also rigged the bets since they had access to bots and "Provably fair".
Basically every part of the setup was fake and rigged and they broke shitton of rules. Some negroes will have fresh new white buttholes to plow in prison.
>>147685797
>Liquid
>NA org
pick one
>>147685420
The nukes excuse that the US used.
>>147685903
so moe has cheated and scammed.
how can people still like him? is it because he is a muslim and calling him out would be racist?
>>147685957
Liquid, NA org
>>147686142
oh yeah, I agree with that, but still, nothing will make LG/SK stop using hacks blatantly and winning every tournament.
This is divine justice.
>best team in Counter Strike : Global Offensive unable to play in ELeague because pooper pained NA org owners can't cope with competition
I though America was about freedom? This play comes straight from a "Running a corporate cartel for dummies" manual.
>>147686218
Because he's the most entertaining streamer csgo has.
Name a real life sport where a bunch of players can just leave a team and claim the spot of their old organisation?
Sit down you brown brazillian fucks
>>147686442
I guess so, I don't watch any streamers.
>>147686438
>because pooper pained NA org owners can't cope with competition
SK already tried to qualify for ELeague with a different roster and didn't make it. Then they bought out LG's players and want to play? The Org stands to make a LOT of money from this, if they let teams switch orgs then it will become an endless bidding war of Orgs trying to get the best teams.
>>147686218
>moe complains about eleague petition
>is a part of echofox that signed the petition
>moe says people are at fault for betting on a shady site that lures people with fake wins
>is a part of a fake win scam to lure people to a different site
What an awful person
>>147686939
moe is and will always be our guy, this is an indisputable fact.
>>147686907
>Orgs trying to get the best teams.
Your right orgs should get the money and credit not the players
>>147687390
Yeah, fuck the teams. Who do they think they are, getting paid for 1000's of hours of work and performing at the highest level in their respective sport.
Just give all the money to the Jews so they can give the teams tickets to the next lan and then ignore them. They should be HONORED to be part of the org, who does oh so much for them!
>>147687296
Our guys wouldn't be our guys if they weren't cunts.
>>147686907
But SK was still in the tournament, if it was just org based, they would've simply had to fight their way back in the LCQ, which was the spot SK had (sadly, ex-SK would've gotten the shaft anyways unless they were picked by LG).
So either ways, it doesn't make sense.
>>147686712
Golf.
Besides, it isn't just that, but SK (the org) also lost their spot, if it was like that then they should've been in the LCQ with SK's spot.
>>147687865
Golf is not a team sport you dumb cunt and is in no way comparable. Individuals get seeded into golf tournaments
>>147687981
It's not my fault that teams in golf consist of 1 person.
You wanted something, I gave you something.
>Individuals get seeded into golf tournaments
Exactly how it has always been with CS.
>>147688152
But it's not at all, as the eleague thing just demostrates
>>147688609
Only for e-league, regardless of how I think e-league should've been, if it was org based, then SK shouldn't have been disqualified anyways, and instead should still be in the LCQ.
However, none of these two happened because of a fucking petition.
Midseason org swaps really needed to be prevented though, since that's just asking for a few rich monopoly orgs to buy everything and sink smaller orgs mid season.
Luminosity is literally fucked right now.
>>147688949
Do we need transfer windows? standard season contracts? At the moment players who signed at odd times of the year are now fucked if they want to transfer to a new team, since they will always be "mid-season"
>>147689178
from the looks of it, we do.
it would prevent all this nonsense drama.
>mfw woke up with 2 cobble cases
lucky me lads
also
Dig
NiP
Liquid
Fnatic
good or bad?
>>147691250
that's who i would pick if i was a degenerate gambler
>>147691250
open the cases for easy dlore
>>147691250
OPEN 1 AND POST
>>147691250
same famalam
thanks for the free money, valve
you guys watch richard's new video? it's pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w6mw6HdHdc
i splash on your bitch with the water
>37-63 astralis dig
UHHHHHHH GOTURDS?
what happened to dupreeh?
also why can't we have fucking pov streams during tournaments, the auto camera is fucking annoying
>>147697940
appendix is being removed
which means dupreehs a bitch and can't play right after surgery
i mean gla1ve played a lan semi with a collapsed lung
source: http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/news/34271-lukas-gla1ve-rossander-to-undergo-surgery-after-collapsed-lung
>>147698063
>appendix is being removed
what a bitch
you can leave the hospital the next day
>>147698319
Just hook up a pc to one of those MRI units they have sweet graphics and can see through walls and shit
Sup GOTARDS, shorts fag here, will I see any of you fggts at ESL One this weekend?
The end is near, gotards.
>>147697940
He's a damp as fuck saltbro who was too scared to lose like a man
>drop someone a gun in casual
>he sends me a friend request next round
>tells me he commended me on mic
>sounds foreign
>his user is Hardcore Gamer Father
s-should i add him?
>>147699076
>adult male
>wears shorts in public
literally (literally) no one wants to meet up with you
>>147699586
hey this guy hasnt heard of tf2
>>147700252
Korean girls like guys in shorts
>>147701493
ummmmmm okay where smix @
>smix and pansy will never simultaneously massage your prostate
>>147701797
thank god
Who wants to play with me and rank up from Silver? I'm from Asia btw.
Also I have $15 (and soon to be $23) once I manage to sell my M4 Dragon Kaing, what gunskin(s) should I buy?
>>147702220
which skins do you have already? which guns do you want skins for?
>>147702220
buy 4 (four) ak-47 redline field tested (FT) and bet them for easy steambux ($$$)
>>147702390
mostly drops, this is my second time buying a gunskin
I want skins for A4/A1-S and the AK-47
>>147702776
with that budget, get a factory new m4a4 x-ray and a field-tested ak wasteland rebel
mouz is going to win agianst team shitquid right
>>147703656
yeah, NA is back where they belong
>>147702769
I can't bet because I am emotionally invested in too many teams ;_;
what is the best resolution and why is it 1280x960
1024x768 black bars 2bh might use 1280x960 whenever i upgrade my computer tho
dig will shit on asstralis right
>>147704098
Yeah, Ass tails is literally holding a funeral right now after CajunB died
>>147702968
FT wasteland rebel looks better than MW or it's just cheap?
Do I switch my Pick'Em to Dignigs?
>>147704525
yes, they are playing with zonic instead of dupreeh
http://www.hltv.org/match/2303370-astralis-dignitas-esl-one-cologne-2016
>that Deus Ex run
>that Jak and Daxter run
>now ESL
based night
>>147704471
little bit of both, the skin makes more sense thematically with some wear on it
decide for yourself, look at the webm here https://csgostash.com/skin/495/AK-47-Wasteland-Rebel
>>147691250
>Astralis with 2 stand-ins
>NiP if they won't lose to force buys
>50/50
>OUR GUYS
>>147704728
Jesus, how long has it been since that nodding meme?
>>147702220
>Wallet balance $22.86
what skinzzzzzz
>>147704824
wasnt it like 2 years ago right before cuck?
>>147704721
>Astralis with two standins
They already beat DIG with one because glaive is good. And Dupreeh has always been ass so they can win without him anyways
>>147704720
Dat shit expensive af
>>147705140
I think you're thinking of xyp9x
is that cum on zonics hoody
>>147705140
also zonic is not bad, we've seen him play well .
And if the rest of asstralis up their game they can beat dignitas
>cbble
astralis is finished
>>147705264
can i get those viewmodel settings
>>147705401
-2.5
2
2
>>147705264
fucking why, how many cobble matches have we had already
my 2 cobble cases are gonna drop in value even more now
>tfw no cobble case drop
Can someone kindly donate ;_;
>losing to a forced buy
>Losing any round ever
pffft stay silver
zonic is going to get a heart attack
>>147705671
I'll donate, but just my tip
>k0nfig spinbotting before the round even starts
>>147705550
why not sell them?
nice toggle dogshitralis
>>147706061
gotta turn up those rpm
xyp9x is a good player when he puts in position to frag,why dont astrashit swtich his role with any other player in the team?
are the asstrails going to win this?
>>147706067
because I have nothing to spend the money on right now and they usually go up in price after the major is over so I was thinking of saving them, but if this "every other map is cobble" shit keeps up I'll probably just sell them now and be done with it
>>147706224
He's better as a support player than anyone else by a huge margin. Their thought process is that switching his role would end up as a net loss.
LETS FUCKING GO
>He's a MANAGER, maaan!
>>147706313
yeah but dupreeh/karrigan/device take turns choking when it matters desu,xyp9x is the only player doesnt choke dick so I would rather switch with them
>>147706380
He chocked hardest vs gambit
wheres the leave it to me karrigan pic
>>147706363
>tfw nothing in csgo will ever top the first month of NA FPL
>>147706423
he didnt have the chance to do anything in those situations famalam,the whole team in that match just sucks
>tfw changed my Pick'Em and all-in to Dignigs
>>147706514
Theres no excuse for <10 frags
uh gotards you told me that astralis would lose?
DICK
SHIT
ASS
C A R R Y G A N
>>147706594
Astralis literally can't choke when they're the underdogs.
holy fuck someone upload that to reddit
>"tricked ya" - Peter "dupreeh" Rasmussen, c. 2016
>>147706430
I don't know why rubino isn't loaded but it makes this pretty funny
kek at them people who thought digniggers are hot shit for beating free el gee
damn zonic is better than NA players
was MSL afk?
this is where asstrails choke
>mfw I bet on Astralis anyway
>play with low ranked friends
>40 bomb 3 games
>average rank in other team is the same as mine (dmg)
>literally have almost twice as many kills as the second best in server
>friends barely get 10 frags
>lose all 3 games
I feel tempted to start solo queueing desu.
sick script
>>147667378
the classic astralis choke
>>147667378
he should take a bath with krimz
https://a.pomf.cat/mceqvc.webm
>>147706946
get a smurf baka
Is this clear evidence of cheating or just a one in a billion coincidence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYllUMj87d8
>>147706946
>play with in a 5 stack of friends
>we're all GN2-GN4
>all of us suck dick at the game
>me and one mate are GN4, unless we carry we lose
>we got a GN3 mate who has double my played hours and always bottom frags
he's deaf as well, only one with a decent headset but doesn't hear shit so we have to do his calls
>>147707494
Yes. Maybe aimlocking onto the guy could be explained as a random attempt at a wallbang but the fact he then tries to cover it up by shooting like an autist at random spots where no one could possibly be confirms it.
>>147707574
literally me(although i am GN4 now)
>>147707494
>konfig 1v4
woah man
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""astralis"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
whoa lad
>toggling on to win a 1v4
surprised he went for that to be desu
>>147707432
But i want to go up in ranks on my main.
The people i used to play with have all stopped playing and just play lol now.
We literally never get fair ranks when i play with my lower friends.
Ranking up used to be a breeze but it feels literally impossible now.
another major where i stay up watching matches until i feel physically ill and then still don't get a single drop
>danes
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
nice
game
gotards
>danes playing
>choking music starts playing
here comes the double overtime
>losing to two standins
>>147707912
There is nothing wrong with bathing with your mates, I've done it before.
>krimz, k0nfig, shox, flusha...
why do I even bother watching this shitshow
>>147707494
but he didn't even place the cursor on either opponent. this isn't even a flusha-tier fishy clip, it's just him moving his mouse the left, where there were enemies in the general area. and who would have guessed there were ct's sat on b site. on in a billion chance of that happening, I'm sure.
thinking magog should invent some new quality memes t b h
how many times has karrigan fullflashed himself/gotten teamflashed when rushing drop like a retard
>>147707846
you probably wont rank up when you play with low ranked players
ZONIC GOES BIONIC
this is a great game
>>147707846
go find some lads at your own rank and play with them mate
>>147708309
>dig losing on their best map against chokestralis with TWO stand-ins
whats the best edition of d&d
>tak a shower
>astrails losing in overtime after being 13-5
lel
>glaive
these 2 teams are playing like shit
hope the winner doesnt advance to the elims
>>147708486
>Doughnut
>>147708459
Man, you missed a sick 1v4 from konfig that saved Dignigs.
Should Dig advance, would they be the most undeserving Legendary team of all time?
>>147708531
?? the winner of this does go through to the QFs if thats what you mean, where they will deservedly be murdered by NaVi SK or VP
how are you guys finding ESL Cobblestone?
and who knew Cobblestone was the true replacement of Inferno?
>>147708573
yeah that was such an insane clutch, almost as if he had some outside help
>>147708574
Group A is the worst seeded team, any team that comes out of it doesn't "deserve" Legendary.
thorin is being mean again...
>>147708595
oh damn im retarded, well at least theyll get mowed by those teams in the QFs
>>147708670
tfw this major when cbble and train bore you to death
>>147706514
>trying to make excuses this hard
>>147708670
The case is literally the only good thing about cobblestone imo
>>147708723
It's not like Gambit did anything wrong by winning their matches, but Dignigs get to play two teams with fucking coaches and standins in them.
>>147708115
t.k0nfic
>cobble cases already down to €18
fuck I knew I should have sold these yesterday
>Mirage and Cache finally being played
thank God
>>147708859
They literally go up to $40 in like 3-4 months
>>147708806
A MANAGERR
its over
>>147708904
A
FUCKING
MANAGER
can someone spoonfeed me a short version of what this Tmart shit is about?
i didn't even know who the fuck he was
please
>>147709281
Owned a gambling site and then showed off him winning shit-tonnes of skins on his youtube, without disclosing he owned the site - basically a big load of conflict of interest and shady gambling nonsense
>>147709281
Some faggot who streams himself gambling
one day he went "hey guys so I found this new betting website" and started betting on it all the time
Recently it was revealed that he along with another streamer who did the same actually owned the gambling site in question, which is not only immoral but also illegal
>>147709345
To add to this, his """""apology""""" was a passive aggressive move on the level of "I'm sorry that you got upset". The kid is getting 10 years in federal pound me in the ass prison.
When do konf1g start toggling? He probably has it off since of astralis stand in, but they're still doing well enough.
>>147709459
he literally just aimlocked through the smoke when he was pushing pit
How are Dignitas so fucking bad?
>select the wrong case hardened to bet
>cancel the trade offer from lounge
>7 day ban
youre better off not responding to it than pressing cancel
http://www.hltv.org/news/18226-esl-one-cologne-bracket-drawn
Winner of this plays Virtus Pro
Congrats for making the semi's VP!
so who wins on cache?
>>147710073
I dont even know the full map pools of these teams but Dignitas aren't winning anything at this rate
>>147710073
whoever cheats harder
cache is a pure aim map
>>147709359
>>147709345
he will surely face prison after this no?
They got the easiest group draw of their lives. You could tell they're not ready to win this series when they popped out of their chairs after winning an OT against a fucking MANAGER and a standin on their best map.
>>147710073
watch k0nfig go hard on cache
>>147710130
I dont know, does skin gambling fall under any kind of law in any country?
he could have had that clutch 2bh
>>147709834
>now can only bet the penny skins I didn't bother claiming from returns
this is awful ~~
>spunj talking about the meaning of life with rory
it's literally a drunk deep and meaningful but neither of them are drunk
>>147710163
It's not the skin gambling that's illegal. What is illegal is gambling on your own website and lying about your affiliation with it, much like the owner of a casino cannot legally gamble in his own casino because he can just rig it in his favor.
Actual layers have confirmed this, but whether or not he'll actually get in trouble for it is uncertain since this kind of drama is usually forgotten relatively quickly.
>>147710163
its fraud, no? no matter whats the topic fraud is fraud i guess
maybe i should just watch less suits
>Asstrails choke
>>147710260
You won't even get any winnings, just your skins back.
>>147710291
you should most importantly learn to discern fact from fiction, that show is about as faithful to the profession as mario is to plumbing
>>147710285
Ah thats what I was wondering about, how the legality of skins technically not actually being real money gambling (even though they had value) would come to play, but yeah the whole fraud thing makes sense, I don't know alot about the laws of this desu
I can't believe they think the C-word is "okay" to say in Australia
>le 12-13 comebak script haah :)
So boring, literally turned the stream of and went playing OW
all maps should be T sided tbqh
CT weapons are garbaaage
H-has the Astralis choke-train arrived early this time??
>>147710602
please no bully i know its fucking bullshit i mean that show
i just thought scamming people aint nice so thats prison
>>147708329
How
>>147710593
muh stats padding
>>147711112
I don't understand why you wouldn't go for NiP 2-0 for 1.37 instead.
dupreeh need to retire keep glaive and kjaerbye
>>147711162
where do you get odds that bad?
>>147711440
That bad? Better than Lounge. Fanobet.
It's beneficial to use a referral link. You get 1% cashback on all bets and the person who refered you gets 1% cashback on yours. So if you wanna use mine add /r/csgog to the end of the URL. I bet with a few hundred, so it adds up.
>>147710716
this is a good meme desu
>>147711564
you should get on a real money betting site, I can get 1.54 odds for 2-0 NiP win from my bookie. Bookies are still pretty easy to beat in esports since they are pretty new to it so you should milk it when you can
>>147711162
and how will that affect my lounge stats?
>>147711659
I used bet365 for a while, but they were so slow with adding certain matches. I got a $45 drop in-game so I've been betting with that now. Was up to $400, but now I'm down to $100.
>>147711804
Why care about stats on a toilet cleaner site, wouldn't you rather win more value?
this was pretty nice
aghahahaha why the fuck did i bet on shitralis
>>147711893
I may have a gambling addiction, but at least if I'm only betting skins I can still be in denial about how much it's actually affecting me~~
>>147712214
You also bet with skins on fanobet.
Reasons not to use Lounge:
1. 3rd world toilet cleaner teens run the site
2. They don't host leagues that refuse to follow their rules/advertise for them (for free)
3. Shitty inconsistent rules
4. Payout is just an estimate
5. You don't get the odds you bet on
6. Bad customer service
7. If you don't bet/return your skins within a certain time frame, they take them
8. They ask for donations and give you features for doing it
>>147712343
so what site do you use
fanobet takes a shit ton of rake
>>147667539
>usp spam
>no aim
>silver phoon tries to knife ??
>glockspam
>one on one face every single enemy on site
worst "ace" I've seen my entire life
xyp9x is a cheater sick of his cuck-team
>>147666986
>Nice trips
Rating: 8/10
WHERE ARE MY SOUVENIR CASES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>147711895
refer to
>>147673831
Robert Baratheon on Asstrails :O
5-0 to 5-10 After losing an anti-eco.
HAHAHAHA DANES
>>147712620
>he didn't get 2 cases on the first day
look at him and laugh
dig have won both pistols, they really need these anti ecos
fucking device you choking piece of shit
>>147713293
zonic is shit
How do you cunts get 2-3 drops per major? I've watched every major since 2014 and I've only ever gotten a shitty field tested mac-10 amber with fnatic/bravado stickers.
>>147713336
refer to
>>147673831
why are they not playing Nuke?
I thought it was changed and added back into the rotation?
>>147713574
because it's such a good map everyone is saving it up for finals since so much work went into it by valve
>>147673831
>pistol round aces don't count
this
there's nothing impressive about any usp-s aces, that gun is a fucking rail gun
>Dignitas
>konfig 9 frags
lmao
>*DEAD* k0nfig : ns
What did he mean by this?
>>147713883
He's praising national socialism.
>>147713621
nuke really is good though..
wow dig is actually fucking shit lmao
>>147713962
I think so too, I love dust2
>>147713651
I think I actually quite like jw, I mean he's disgustingly ugly, so much so I'm sure he's a case of downs / fetal alcohol syndrome, but as a character he's alright.
Why did I change my Pick'Em and bet Dignigs. Fucking kill me.
>>147714028
astralis won't do anything against the top-teams but their doping gives them the edge against lowers
gg xypniggs you trashplayer
>>147713996
come to think of it I haven't seen DD2 yet in this tournament either, it's all cobblestone, cache and mirage
what the fuck?
lmao
this is a legitimately team disbanding loss, you don't see these kinds of fiascos often
Didn't last years Cologne get like 600k+ viewers on twitch? I remember people talking about being close to a million viewers in the group stage.
Why is this one getting line 300-450k max?
are the botters dead?
>>147714158
yeah these maps are so boring on these gold nova maps
I'm dmg and I love d2 it's such a interesting and dynamic map since 1.6. I don't understand why pros don't have it as their go-to pick so many awesome and close games, surely that means it's a good map right
>>147714303
It's on 500k now dum dum
>>147714158
actually its been all cbble, train and d2 so far
today is literally the first time they played mirage and cache
>>147714303
>in the group stage
no
>storyline meme again
>>147714325
are you being sarcastic?
>>147714303
I don't remember 600k on twitch
It's at 600k ingame right now which is twitch+gotv
and since gotv is better than ever, it makes sense that a lot of people are watching it instead of a shitty twitch stream
>>147714415
I'm talking about twitch only, for me it's saying 438k on twitch
>>147713651
>Posting pepes
literally our guy
wowwwwww
>he betted against our danes
>losing to 2 stand ins
FACKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
toggling pieces of shit
FUCK TALM ABOUT NIGGAAA HAAAAA
THESE SKINES ARE MINEEEE DEADD NIGGAA
>play against a team with 2 standins, one of which isn't even a pro player
>lose
wew
>tfw 3rd drop so far
28 euros of profit, thanks volvo
dig is so fucking shit its actuallhttneconds/ amazing
>90-10 odds for NiP
Lmao jesus. I think NiP wins too but F3 are our slavs and those odds warrant a hefty ICB
>>147714731
1.50 on fano now for F3 to not win a map.
drop it wub wub wub
NIP are fucking trash
still no drop for me. wtf senpaitachi
>tfw you get a drop on a smurf on which you have to wait till 28th of august to trade
well shit
>>147714303
are people literally this new or are they pretending that the viewers aren't lower than last year?
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3hrmci/esl_one_day_1_viewers_record_and_overview/
890,031 for the first day of groups last year
do people get drop from watching at twitch?
>topfrag soloqueue
>lose
I CANT DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE
SOMEONE PLAY WITH ME ON EU SERVERS
http://steamcommunity.com/id/YogurtNinja/
rank:mge
>>147714967
yeah, I got all 3 drops just from twitch
>>147715097
I'll add you l8er mg2 here
>>147714967
yeah just remember to link ur steam account with ur twtich one
>>147714916
most people I know don't have autism tier memory
even if it has declined, the viewership is still good
>>147714886
Link twitch to/watch GOTV on your main instead then???
Anyone know that feel when they can't bet on Liquid because they have a 7 day trade ban because they only just started using mobile authentication 4 days ago?
>>147707912
Who the fuck
>>147715370
>Betting on Liquid
trust me they're doing you a favour
who /ourslavs/ here?
>>147715414
I'm actually terrified they're gonna lose, but I still think it's slightly more reasonable to bet on them than mouse
When do people actually start playing default on t side d2 in MM?
LE here and everyone just knows
push long/push b and im getting pretty tired of this shit.
>>147715432
thanks for 'em, the skins that is
dee nesty
I just got bought my first karambit.
How should I celebrate? I already obnoxiously spammed inspect+reload in fragshack.
>>147715553
bet it
>>147715553
Watch anime
>b-but anon, which anime????
Natsuyasumi
which skin did you get for the karambit
>>147715580
>gambling
lmao
>>147715608
>hentai
should I rewatch TTGL
>>147715553
>>147715630
You should neck yourself
>>147715459
niko and s1mple are both toxic little slav shits. whichever one tilts first loses.
>>147715097
rank?
>>147715724
>toxic
you really have to go back
>>147715432
Could have won $2.50, if you bet on 2-0 NiP.
>>147715768
read it again
f3 please one map atleast to zero me out again
>>147715917
You can't be for a score on lounge
Someone put Blue out of his fucking misery jesus wept his voice is just awful
>>147716529
tab back in pansy
>>147715681
you are toxic af wtf
How do I contact the moderator? There are a number of problematic posts in this thread...
suck myn dick you stupid tripfag
when did pyth become such a solid player
NIP is a run and gun team wtf
why is threat praised a lot
>having a cz equipped
>ever
waylander using the common man's orange peel skin
a man of the people
>>147716927
truly an amazing person even though he is a greasy slav from meme country
Blue is a good caster
1 if you agree
2 if you don't
flipshit?????
>manlets in pajamas
>>147717179
3 awp_lego_2
>>147717179
>no homo for Shara
He should lose his job for that
wha the fuck is xiz doing
>>147717505
Being a scrawny manlet playing a video game
B L A D E
L
A
D
E
haha astralis fucking did it
>he does it for free
>mods deleting pansy posting
haha what
nip is so shit reeeeeee
can F3 win this ?
>>147718168
say that now you little shit
>>147718232
>doubting our boys
APOLOGIZE
>RiP fanboyism
end yourselves
>>147718094
they're taking out the competition
wanting pansy all for themselves I bet
>>147718350
yes, nip is shit, f3 walked into gtr like retards
>>147718406
who wouldn't tho
whose pick is overpass ?
>>147718381
sorry
>>147718524
Reminder you actually wasted time making this literally awful 4k webmeme
flipside being absolute trash is not worth webmemeing
>>147718524
i could fucking do that, 4 very simple kills
Is this guy commentating a 12 year old or a woman? I'm still not sure.
>>147718709
Blue is a 12 year old boy
>>147718524
shadows are so retarded when you can't see your own lmao
>>147718768
and the other one is 51 year old woman
>>147718821
>woman
>>147718652
>wasted time
takes like 5 seconds and doesn't really distract from the game
i liked this flick
>>147718854
oh, sorry
>a british """"""""""""""person""""""""""""""
A P O L O G I Z E
>>147718923
I never stopped beLieving
>>147718923
I betted on team reddit too.
wtf happened with markeloff?
>>147715097
bumping this
>>147719048
He marked off winning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYF5aSd-sZ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeN66VKNOmY
>>147719096
What was up with the pause thing? I missed it
>>147719135
kek this is actually p funny. post it on reddit
I havent played in maybe 6months and I just played a casual and the movement feels really slow and slugglish since I last played.
When did they change this? I cant find shit on google
LOAFF
>>147719135
i dont get it
http://www.geforce.com/hardware/10series/geforce-gtx-1060
lads
>>147719362
ur on native, go back to 4:3
>>147719446
me taking picture
guys who want to play with a silver from asia and have fun
>>147719446
>those manhands
>>147710163
I'm not sure yet. But in Denmark, there has been cases of people being sued for scamming people for skins.
So I assume, under an informed jury, that they can indeed hold value.
>>147715097
>topfragging means i deserve to win
>that fucking edgy quote
You sound like a faggot flamer, and you're MGE after 600 hours so you're terrible too.
Our boys lost
>>147719705
Its ok anon, you aren't the lucky girl that will join my harem
>640x400
>OpenGL
>Low quality smoke
>manually inputted rates
My mouse movement in CS1.6 feels 3 times more fluid and responsive than in CSGO
The settings are exactly the same. help
What did she mean by this?
>>147720297
i dont speak twitch chat
>>147720297
>Get fucked.
long-dick style?
>>147720297
she is a gross dog who loves doggy
>>147720297
Blu literally said no homo so pansy is trying to cover it up like a good little bitch
>>147699586
copies sold =/= active players
go back to your 20tick servers
Should I spend my $23 on an A1-S Hyper Beast (MW) and an A4 Desert Strike FN?
>>147720612
How about you don't waste your money on literal ingame sprites you absolutely bellend
>>147719508
He didn't change move key direction and slid down the incline?
Shara needs to surf more.
hey can you guys give me some free skines
>>147699586
I've been waiting for some game to come out that will free me from this hell. But it never does
>>147720370
>>147720425
>>147720489
>>147720572
ez (you)'s bitches
>>147720683
Kys yourself for being rude
ugh this match is damp as fuck when are the good games
>>147720716
sent
check ur 4chan inbox
>>147720716
pm'd some skin codes for you
>>147720716
pm'd u a gut knife my man
>>147720854
Me on the right
>>147720926
haha im the big guy with the beard XP
>>147720768
ty for (You)
>>147721076
np ive got many to spare
>>147720854
>>147720901
>>147720918
Checked my inbox but didn't see anything.
You sure they sent? I heard 4chan accounts have been kind of broken when it comes to sending messages lately
xist is nUts
>>147721296
Is your 4chan pass up to date?
>>147721296
oh shit sorry mate sent it to the wrong guy, some anime has it now, shame
>>147721296
Dunno apparently hundreds of thousands of accounts got hacked so they had to get reset, maybe look at your email?
>>147721349
>even joking about feeding the jews that are 4chan staff
>>147721391
>>147721437
Shit, well, thanks for the thought regardless, but anime has my skines and my account's been hacked
nice throw shitters in pjs
>>147721296
check spam box
>>147721494
they bet on a 2-1 scoreline after seeing the script just like the rest of us
>>147721541
>funny script meme
fucking NIP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS FUCKING CACHE FOR FUCKS SAKE
thanks for losing my irl skines nippers in pissers
>>147699586
Half of the community lives in a cave that can only launch CSGO on their computers, same with Dota fanbase. Overwatch is shit.
HOW DA FUK DO U LOSE THAT FUCKING ROUND HOL FUCKING SHIT KUILL URSELVES FUCKING NIP SHITTERS WUFCKCUFKCUUUCK
>best cache team in the world
top cache
>>147722000
it's ct sided
t-the games not over yet
APOLOGIZE
>>147722130
Cache is T sided anon.
RIP NIP
>RIP NIP
RIP NIP
>RIP NIP
RIP NIP
>RIP NIP
RIP NIP
>RIP NIP
RIP NIP
>RIP NIP
RIP NIP
>RIP NIP
RIP NIP
>RIP NIP
wtf
ez skins
pansy literally never shuts the fuck up
>>147722261
more like markelon amirite? Xdd
>FlipSide destroying Reddit
Why are you guys getting excited? They will close it out in map 3.
poem for my skines:
hello skins today i bet you
and hope to win from two ou
in the nips versus flips game
oh skin my babe
im so sorry i have losted
sorry that i betted on
the shits in pissamas
the ninjas in pyjamas team
NIP IS SO FUKING SHIT WHAT THE LITERAL FUCKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK U
>>147722464
>>>/hltv/
>>147722452
Who? Flipside?
>>147722464
very nice, you deserve this award
>>147722540
NiP obviously.
>>147722490
Cry more Plebbit!
>>147722542
>>147722520
thank you for the appreciation (You)'s
>shitters not understanding 1 round as t on cache is a perfectly acceptable score
They should hire a female caster with actual female voice instead of this 10 year old boy
watcha listenin' to during break, goglets!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_cT5StKAoQ
>our slavs BTFOing Reddit
worldedit is cute. CUTE.
Uh... Script says F3 choke this.
>NiP
just lmao
14-2
Let's go
>>147722678
the sound of my sobbing...
>just check bets
>Astralis wins
>switched my bet from Astralis to Dignitas last night because dupreeh is kill
>switched against my gut-feeling
>lose pretty much all of my profit
hellodarknessmyoldfriend.gif
cs is dead in the water right?
>>147722679
he looks like a male Felicia Day
>This comeback is about as legit as ProSyndicate
Pansy please smother me with your phat ass.
Do you believe in the nip magic, /csgog/?
Why is NiP such a dice roll?
why is dupreeh such a cunt
yo peepz! check out my cheating site for some easy cheats.
www.madkernel.pw
ftp://madkernel.pw
>nip
>good
>friberg
you fucking lost that round. why are preaiming the planter when you can't even see him yet?
HOW IS NIP SO FUCKING BAD HOL FUCK
good job nip you win pistol well done very well done
H O W E V E R
O
W
E
V
E
R
>>147722779
dont u mean a female felicia day lmao?
they play bad on purpose to go on 3rd map for more meme drops
its so obvious...
>>147722858
Old washed up players who don't care for the game anymore.
They've been random for a year and half already.
>>147722864
Where is this from?
>>147723008
*kisses fingertips*
MWAH!
Screams.
Blood.
Sirens.
It's done now.
No more losing bets.
No more wife's son laughing at me for crying at my lost bets.
All fading away...
>>147722345
Cache is actually spec sided.
is there a person in csgo scene with a more punchable face than this guy?
Call me a Slav one more time.
One more fucking time.
Or,
Apologize.
>>147723041
latest video on the astralis youtube channel
>>147723157
>>147723204
fuck off faggot ur shit
>>147723157
bee movie lookin nigga
>>147723157
Babam
this PS VR ad though
ayy
>>147723157
hmmm
>>147723498
>literally blackmail a shady business into giving you more money
>they refuse
>"I did it because it felt wrong and I had to expose them."
Why do so many new players like Mirage?
Map popularity among new players seems to be something like: Dust 2 > Mirage > Nuke > Cobble > Train > Cache > Overpass
>>147723608
literally our guy
>>147723568
i think the appendix was sending him a message
thinking of going high on mouz - liquid o2.5 maps
any thoughts?
Not all heroes wear capes.
is the case drop flag just being in chat?
>>147723786
hes too fat to fit into a cape
>pansy will never sit on your face
>>147723657
looks like dust
Dank maps:
Inferno
Nuke
Damp maps:
Cobble
Overpass
Mirage
>>147723657
Because it reminds them of Dust II.
>>147724165
Hoe maps:
Your mom's bedroom
>>147724218
*kisses fingertips*
MWAH!
>>147723657
>147723657
Nobody likes nuke, it sucks ass
>>147724165
this guy is my hip hop homeboy
>>147724165
Overpass is good though, no other maps give you as much freedom when playing as CT
>>147724259
this ain't reddit pal
g-guys which brand of M4A4 and M4A1 should I buy with $23...
>>147724483
PLEASE send me a tenner
>>147724375
I find it unpleasantly small, there's not really enough angles to hold on both sides to feel comfortable. more of a personal thing though.
>>147724483
stfu idiot leave this thread
>>147724415
How can anyone like a map where it constantly sounds like the enemy team is stomping around next to you when they're not
>>147724528
sent ;)
After brexit and the pound crashing, I am so glad I kept all my wealth in dollar based skines
Today I got my first block on twitch chat by a kid claiming friberg is the reason NiP is losing. I don't know if I acted retarded muchh
>>147724375
This desu, also I really don't like inferno, it feels too close quarter and claustrophobic. But at least its not cobble.
>>147724592
but skines are plummeting themselves
NiP magic happening rn
>>147724483
dragon king
>>147724717
i had a diversified portfollio
>>147724717
But they aren't
post yfw NiP loses legend status
>>147724832
>>147724832
Good. They don't really deserve it anyway after wasting so many chances to win a major.
>That one guy who pretends we care about Reddit in Pyjamas
>>147724691
fuck you retard inferno is awesome, yo ugot a problem?
>>147724832
>>147725061
personal preference m8 its just not my thing, i can see why others might like it
I hate being silver so much, baka. Every game I am the only one who buys smokes, flashes, molly, even armor.
>>147725062
that's a cheeky face LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CT sided ?
>>147723657
Because it's like the only good map in the active duty group.
>>147725147
errrerrr it was an eco round
>>147724483
Guardian and Bullet Rain
>>147725147
So you lose to players who don't buy nades and armor?
>tfw you picked Digniggers over Asstrails in your pickem bracket
>>147725128
okay man sorry for calling you a retard I'm just really mad when people call inferno a shit map coz it AINT
>>147725481
Why?
>>147725407
err, those players are on my team
>>147725516
the ratatatatat machine
>>147725147
maybe your aim just sucks dick?
anyone saw the subtle aimlock by Blade? (the tec9 round on B site)
>>147725147
its literally harder to lose on silver ranks than to win
the only way you can remain in those ranks is if you derank on purpose
>>147725586
You guys told me to. Something about Asstrails missing some of their main players and me not following Asstrails or Digniggers because neither team has really accomplished anything.
Did flipsid3 toggle? or meme magic ran out?
ugh why couldn't nip/f3 have gone last. now i'm gonna miss fnc/faze and some of niko/tl
>>147725890
just following the script to play more rounds so every kid can get their souvenir memes
he easily had enough time to plant wtf
>>147725983
but we aint on cobble rn
>>147724691
funny, that's the exact opposite of my feelings, the apartments arrangement is so nice to go through, with only a few directions to look. wide open maps, depending how they're designed, can be awful to play in, I feel horribly exposed playing on cobble or aztec for example. this doesn't apply to large maps in general, just open maps. A site on dust2 is a good example of exactly what I don't enjoy.
>>147725940
yeah it will be same time as semi of EURO 2016.
>>147725834
Well the truth is I haven't played for months and when I came back the game put me in silver now I have to climb back all over again while at the same time try to reach level 21 because people (reddit) say there are less smurfs in Prime.
>>147725720
I can probably beat you in an aim map famigliare
How the fuck do I get these cologne crates? Just keep watching on Stream?
>>147725626
Sure. Only YOU get teamed up with players who don't buy nades and armor in silver. This never happens on the opposing team.
Hole shit you're fucking stupid.
>it's a pansy is commentating episode
GeT_RiGhT leaves the game. (disconnect)
is this foreshadowing?
>shara is the worst pro
What did thorin mean by this?
>>147726167
>it's a pansy is commentating episode
>>147726269
He probably yelled "what more can I do!", rage quit from the server and ran to the bathroom.
>>147726275
thorin has severe autism
as soon as he brings personal opinion into it, his opinions are literally worthless
>pansy called herself fat
:(
>>147726093
idk man, they never tell us exactly how to get them!
and the thousand of answers about it on hltv and steam are all so confusing!
also, i dont understand the post on GAME'S MAIN MENU about it either
>>147726269
Just needs to reboot his toggle
>>147726304
>It's a Pansy dryhumps you episode.
do it slavs
DO IT!
>>147726106
Why are you so rude? Did you just lose your MM game in Gold Nova?
gg nip
>>147726093
!getdrop worked for me
>>147726380
Fat in the right places.
>>147726275
he was pretty shit recently, but he stepped up massively today
>>147726387
>>147726553
Oh fuck
I'm retarded
>>147726515
>mfw pick'em predictions 98% on nip
>>147726521
nah but you lost your game in silver
>>147726387
>>147726093
Either watch on GOTV in-game, or link your Twitch account to your steam account and watch on twitch, then sit with your fingers crossed for ez cases
>it's a Reddit in Pyjamas spaghetti episode
Give 'em hell Memeside
Our guys eliminating Reddit in Pyjamas!!!
Just imagine: Slav finals.
Varför är de så jävla dåliga?
>>147726327
ONE DABSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>147726804
GAMBIT GAMING VS. MEMESIDE
OUR BOYS
So what
>dignitas
>envyus
>g2
>faze
>nip
on next major qualifications?
If this goes through: Flipside-Gambit could be a quarter final.
i thought flipsid3 were supposed to be terrible? I thought it was a miracle they've managed to qualify for 3 majors in a row.
>>147726928
>He thought wrong of our bois
Get a load of this casual
>>147726928
>3 majors
all majors, anon
>>147726556
wtf, her right eye is above the another one?
>>147726894
more lit than anything else currently
our guys
>NaVi
>dignitas
>GODSENT
>mousesports
>Gambit
>Tyloo
>FlipSid3
their guys
>Luminosity/SK
>G2
>NiP
>Astralis
>Immortals
>EnVyUs
>Cloud9
>fnatic
The shitty directional sound in CS:GO is by intentional design right?
CoD4's directional sound was phenomenal and I don't see why Valve doesn't do something similar. Was 1.6's directional sound good?
>>147726894
QF bracket is already done mate - winner of this plays SK so no blyat dream sry
>waylander zeuses forest
WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T MARKELOFF AWP MORE
HE STILL HAS IT IN HIM
>time for set nade
cucked by m3m3s
loaf waited for this round his whole life
even tier 2 brazilian team killed NIP in their home and made them feel whack
good thing I skipped this shit el em a o
another game ruined by the OP awp -.-
>>147726928
>Doubting wayLander and WorldEdit
>>147727059
1.6 sound's were 10 times better
>>147726928
They've literally never missed a major newguy.
>>147727051
fnatic have been our literal bois for years you redditor cunt
>>147727005
t. a virgin
this is what NiP gets for not having a toggler
>>147727051
VP is 4/5 our bois except for MemeBIceps
>>147727051
hello reddo
>>147727189
>taz the "troller"
>our boy
>>147727161
They never were our guys. It's le ironic meme forced by newfucks.
>>147727051
>digshitters
>meme'vi
>fnatic
what the fuck are you doing
>>147727248
NEO is literally the most ourest guy in the game.
>>147727252
Welcome new friend!
>>147727324
So is Snax and Byali
NiP not like this.
>>147727252
Reddit get the fuck out.
>>147727002
>>147727159
welp guess i screwed up, I've only kept track of pro CS since early 2015, so forgive me.
still I've personally never rated F3 from what i've seen, WorldEdit seems good and wayLander when he was in Gambit, but the rest seem meh
based f3
>>147727051
>G2 is their guys, despite raping Fallen+4chimps 2 weeks ago
>Cloud9 their guys
>Fnatic their guys
>mousesports our guys
Hi r/GlobalOffensive
>>147727051
Gurdian is literally the most reddit guy there is.
Pig is our guy.
>literally one hit kill at any range
>100% accurate at literally any range
>literally a shotgun at close range
>even shows you a bigger picture of the enemy so he's easier to shoot
will we ever see the removal of the op awp??
>>147727051
>g2
>not our guys
>fnatic
>not our guys
I admit, that fnatic are more of our guys because there is more fat cheaters there, but g2 have few cheaters too
>>147722678
what genre is this lad
>>147727363
How much have you lost so far?
>>147727165
t. a virgin
>>147727051
Astralis are literally csgog posters, fuck off.
>Shiteslide won cache 16-2
Lol what
>>147727252
this is what reddits unironically think
>>147727428
no NA team are our guys
>>147727059
CSGO is a cash grab by valve designed to sell skines
>>147727447
krimz isn't fat...
>>147727363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8aLBhyWU_k
my feels go out to you friend
>>147727432
that's why its so expensive
woo REDDIT GETTIN FUCKED BY OUR BOYS
>>147727428
>Clown9
top jej desu senpai
What about Liquid? There like the only NA team i think can hold up to EU
THEY KNOW HIM AS THE HEADSHOT MACHINE
>>147727467
I would've won $60 if NiP won. Down to $80 now. Was $400 2 weeks ago.
>>147727548
flusha and jw has enough fat for all of them
>unthinkable
Why can't people accept NiP just aren't the same team as 2+ years ago?
>>147727428
>>G2 is their guys, despite raping Fallen+4chimps 2 weeks ago
No frenchcuck can be our guy.
Scream is literally a muslim weeb terrorist from reddit.
REDDIT THE TEAM GETTING DESTROYED BY COMRADE WORLDEDIT WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>147727608
NIP is the reddit team?
>waylander
fatties thinking they know about csgo
heh
>>147727621
>There like the only NA team i think can hold up to EU
What's that got to do with it? lumi/sk are the best team rn and they will never, ever be our guys
>>147727675
t. Ricardo Ronaldo de la Silva
>>147727671
nip has been doing much better lately.
this is big upset by flipside
but u wouldnt know about that since u only watch majors
I'll just come out and say that I still kinda like NiP and want them to win even if they are overdogs. Hate me all you want.
they're choking...
Is this actually scripted? I mean Flipsid3 get clean rounds and destroy NiP and now they can't even get a few kills. Is this the NiP """"""magic""""""?
>>147727906
you better shut your whore mouth
allu was clearly the problem
good thing they got rid of him
>>147727895
don't hate you for being reddit, just hate you for being an idiot
>>147727161
>fnatic became our guys by bandwagoning fucks in late 2014 when they were shitting on everyone
ftfy
W A Y LANDER
nip lmao hahaha
>>147727932
>Is this actually scripted?
i thought it was plenty obvious by now
lmao reddit btfo
>KEKS IN PYJAMAS
>NIP MAGIC
I'M TAKING YOUR SKINES, MAGOG. I'M TAKING THEM.
>>147727906
>anime
>knows anything about csgo
pick one
>>147727982
fuck off idiot
>nip fanfags
they... they got it? i cant take this anymore flipside please close it out
reddit down
>forest doesn't even spam the box
sigh
rip nip
CUZ IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY
>gambit and flipside makes it to the finals
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
87-0
>>147715518
hey ;D
CYA REDDIT LMAO!
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liquid left
Reddit loses
We win
Bravo
>meme magic died
Dat 87-0 tho...
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REDDIT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
BASED COMRADE WORLDEDIT
GG NO RE
NIP didnt even say 'gg' kek
Is NIP of CS:GO like Navi of Dota?
can't stop giggling at the cucks almaolmamolamlamola
>nV (at that time LDLC) vs. Nip was a major final
>this match could be played at the next major qualifier
>>147710260
maybe for the best I think.
>nip in sleeping clothes
TEAM REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH!
damn NiP look fucking distraught. I feel bad for them desu
well played F3, wayLander is a beast
:')
thanks for the skins reddit
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in Sweden its racist to win over 3rd world country
Next up: our bois mous vs. Team Liquid Reddit
REDDIT IN FLAMES
>>147728367
>Forgetting about Fnatic
>team reddit BTFO
>CoD teams BTFO
>NA BTFO
normal service resumed
TY Based F3
reddit BTFO
>Flipside has to play SK next
FUCKFUCK
i promised my wife's son some new skins..
oh my fucking god what am i going to do
reddit help me
>>147727803
>nip has been doing much better lately.
Loving this meme.
NiP gets slight resurgence and uspet wins from time to time. Every time that happens people call "Nip is doing better".
And then they never fucking achieve anything
MLG, Cluj, Colgone 2015 and now Colgone 2016, the results are the same, they get some stand out results on a few maps and then get completely wrecked on other. Forest and Get right are still unstable, Xizt and Friberg are still shit.
NiP is not doing better.
t. NiP fan that's really fed up.
>more "legends" than new teams will qualify for the next major
Interesting desu~
>>147710260
Are you fucking sorry?
bet liquid or mouse?
>>147728405
german team with best player bosnian
american team with best player ukrainian
top kocks
MARKELOFF TO WIN ESL
>>147728519
our bois mous
redditors literally committing mass suicide
>C9 getting fucked again in the next major qualifier
>>147728413
Literally who?
>>147728470
they played much better
now get out of here, leddit
>>147728367
you need to relax fatboy
why is Dupreeh's brother on stage?
did someone screenshot markeloff's peace sign? top cute.
qt markeloff
"Actually we never played cache on practice."
t. markeloff
top kek desu
NiP is fucking garbage now what happened? was Fif really holding them together?
>ESL breaking down kills to Pistol, Rifle, and forcebuy
What does that rven mean?
Did thorin get fired already?
what the fuck? how lucky can you get?
Can't even do this shit with an aimbot in this RNG game
clips.twitch tv/esl_csgo/GleamingCobraAthenaPMS
>>147728651
Flip is up in skill
NiP is going down in skill
It's that simple
>>147728413
>>147728603
Reminder that Fnatic has never made it past the QF when coming 2nd in their group.
>>147728651
nip was only good because nobody played this game when they were "good"
now that there are actual contenders, nip have been exposed, blown the fuck out and trashed
>>147728743
Can't fire the best analyst senpai
>>147728603
if I pull that beanie off, will you die, Krimz?
>>147728760
hold up fampai
if you want people to check your link you gotta do it like this
line break between twitch and .tv
https://clips.twitch
.tv/esl_csgo/GleamingCobraAthenaPMS
now it's easy copy paste
>i only placed shit 0.03 euro skins on F3
goddamnit should've went all out, instad of a FT ump and a MW glock i'd bathe in skins now, holy shit
>>147728818
NiP and Fnatic losing Legend status while Flip and Gambit both gain them? oh boy
Please, bitte, Mouz.
I can't take it anymore, I've already lost so many skins today.
Please win, Mouz.
Sorry, loungan burger man.
Wait, NIP got their legends status on the previous major right? Why are they playing this again?
>>147728909
No... but... it would be extremely painful
our guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_Rzxplc5dE&ab_channel=ohhsosleazy
>>147728607
>>147728960
thanks famalarm now people will check my links
SUCC
rattle
>>147729164
fuck off back to REDDlT
ok i was a nip guy for since i knew them as a little fucking silver plebby i was back then
but i just cant fucking put up with their shit anymore
im in fucking cologne rn and was excited to see em
but you know what
fuck this team fuck these niggaz
MEMESIDE I LUV U
>>147729087
cute
COBBLE LE STONE
YOU STUPID KEKS
Hey latefag here
How THE FUCK did NiP (only non cheaters) lose against SHITSIDE
>>147729595
by losing 2 maps
>tfw got an AWP Asimov from flipsid3's win
I... I've never won a skin worth more than 5-10 bucks. Do I cash out now? have I won?
>needing 2 computers to stream a lightweight game with 2008 visuals
>hiko's sister
HOLY FUCK MY DICK
>>147729829
3 computers anon
3
hikos fathers name is
>Pepper Martin
>>147729831
fug
>>147729164
>hiko loves challenge but cant challenge his feeding habbits
>>147729831
Post it, I missed it.
>>147730464
sgares is going to stream the game
>>147730978
I just want him to stream himself showering
>>147731075
talk to zeus then
general is dead
Faze or Fnatic?