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/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General
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2016-07-08 04:45:12
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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>147728974
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first for no souvenir drops this major
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1st for tariks mom
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3rd for VP > pashaBiceps
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de_dallas when ???
https://twitter.com/seguifox13/status/751278909895745537
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>>147792982
sounds good, CSGO needs more T sided maps
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>>147793285
DELET THIS
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honey get me and she caught me red handed creeaping with the girl next door
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I just saw someone ace the pistol round with all headshots. It was amazing.
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>>147793789
fucking lmao
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>>147792982
>*DEAD*(Counter-Terrorist) TexasTim77: fucking 64 tick
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Now that Dallas has started the Race War... http://www.strawpoll.me/10694834/
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>>147792982
>Wasting 5 bullets on one kill
NA Awping
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>>147794926
no it wasnt
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hey guyse check out these sick mirage smokes i invented
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>>147797032
my next one is next lvl but it only works in casual
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>>147797032
>>147797179
>mirage
damp smokes for a damp map
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>>147797179
this one i like to use to push in connector cuz it never works to help cross cat since it works as a one way for cts
thats all
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>>147797179
what would happen to your mirage smokes if it's windy?
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>>147797584
theres no wind variables in cs this is not neoturf masters
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>>147797584
>>147797685
>Precisely 90 seconds between posts
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>>147797724
that guy is a known samefag in /fgg/
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about this gambling shit
who are going to be charged anyway? im watching this richard lewis video and they are talking about jailtime and shit which is ok but they only talk about 1 person when the website itself was represented by shitton amount of streamers, devs and also valve(guy said valve can fix this)
and what are the actual charges? botting? how was the guy scamming everybody?
i really don't understand what is going on right now. never even heard of that website before this 'event'
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Astralis
SK
Liquid
fnatic
lets go bois
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Realisticly can Fnatic win this major?
I have always hated them up until a few months ago when I realized that even if they always win (before olof left) they are incredibly entertaining to watch and full of quality memes.
I kinda want them back on top.
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>>147798773
>I have always hated them up until a few months
I wonder which website you came from a few months ago........................
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>>147798194
americans really are the dumbest people on earth
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>>147798812
thanks konata-chwan im yogatta my has waifu come to defend me
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>>147798993
sounds to me like he recently started browsing reddit
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>>147799072
Reddit has always hated fnatic aka our literal boys
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>>147798548
Gambit
F3
Liquid
VP
why do you wanna see NaVi vs SK again? fucking lame
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>>147799072
>>147798993
>>147799101
>le reddit meme
so fucking original
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>>147799114
>why do you wanna see NaVi vs SK again?
umm... did you read my post? dumb gotard
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whats the most entertaining team to watch?
all memes aside, when liquid get the ball rolling, their play-style is super cool
navi is a fucking snooze fest, same with favelas
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>>147798773
who cares nato is going to declare that blacks can have only one child or punishment of death -phillip k dick
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>>147799165
If you want originality you're on the wrong website, there are people on 4chainz who have made the same post day after day for years
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>>147799208
its a long
its a long way back to the place where we used to sing
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>>147798773
can't see them win against SK, let alone Na'Vi when olof and jw are this washed up
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>>147799269
I'm well aware of what this place is but even after a decade I expect a normal answer to a question every now and then.
I never learn.
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>>147799441
>doubting
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my movement is insane
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>>147799165
>>147799269
>>147799473
hello reddo
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>>147799208
i enjoy watching Virtus Pro when they start winning some rounds. Probably because i feel like theyre the eternal underdogs in any tournament.
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TTTTLOO PLEASE 3-0
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HAHAHAHAHA
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VP OR ASSTRALIS
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>>147799716
nice stutter step senpai
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i'm about to bet $133 on VP
AMA
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>>147801307
vp ez
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WHAT THE FUCK TyLOO FUCK U REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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why do people like redeye?
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KURRRRRRRRRRWA
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How can I look more like Kennys?
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>>147801840
lose your jaw and get a fuccboi haircut
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>>147801307
im from the future and astralis wins 2-1
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>>147801840
Real talk a guy in my Korean class looks 100% like KennyS, is french, and said his hobby is counterstrike wtf
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oh my god the fnatic lady is there
~~~
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IT'S HER
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>>147802353
>>147802363
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>>147802481
please stop
my heart cannot take it
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>>147800938
Literally how did this happen
I know NiP are inconsistent as fuck but 16/2 TO FLIPSIDE ON CACHE?????? HOW
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>>147802481
>>147802363
did anone ever find out what her name is
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Colossal noob here, is the R8 Revolver any good even after nerfs? It looks sick but I don't want to use it if it's useless
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gee i wonder if this BO3 will have cobblestone
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get your bottom line teeth fixed already you fucking monkey
jesus its so annoying
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>>147802658
Breasts-chan
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>>147802658
https://twitter.com/MayaDucasse
https://www.instagram.com/mayaducasse/
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>>147802664
thank fucking christ
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>>147802743
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieyt
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>>147802658
the KRIMZon chin
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>>147802743
eh, spoiled bitch
the magic is god
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so who wins on overpass?
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>>147802880
both
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>>147802840
gone*
brain please
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>>147802660
Please respond, I want to know
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>>147802916
No its garbage
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>>147802916
Yes its amazing
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>>147802916
r8 is bad just get a fiveseven or tech 9
>>
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>>147802931
>>147802948
:^)
>>147802968
>tech 9
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>drinking beer 10 am in the morning just to show how grown up you are
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>>147803176
You should go outside
She is fucking hideous
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I'll have a whiskey on the rocks, dry, shaken not stirred
*turns head and tips fedora*
And for you, m'lady?
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>>147802481
damn those look nice and firm
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>>147803165
never been to a festival senpai?
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>>147803242
it's okay if you're gay buddy i don't care
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>>147803246
>whiskey
>rocks
>dry
>shaken not stirred
anon i..
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>major tournament
>vote bug still exists
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>>147803354
can't wait for the VAC error tech pause
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>>147803282
She looks like a fucking horse
Not my fault your standards are dirt
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58th for hikos sister
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>>147803309
Just a little knight cap to wake me up
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>>147803254
this is an esport even in a weekday morning
whoever drinks is an immature faggot or an alcoholic
outside music festival? dance festival? food festival? sure go ahead drink yourself to death
this is just some acne nerds showing how cool they are
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I don't mind hot girls ignoring me, but when I send an ugly girl a message, and she reads it but doesn't reply, it triggers the fuck out of me. Uhh excuse me honey I was doing you a favor!!
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>>147803454
oink
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holy fuck ESL is trying way too fucking hard with these random ass pop up screens showing different sides of the map
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WHy the fuck did i bet on astralis +4.5 on overpass
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>>147803454
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>>147803454
What yo gonna do? teleport behind me??
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>fnatic mousepad
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>>147803625
I just used a sheet of paper and when it went mouldy I got a new sheet of paper
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>>147803517
PGL is doing the production stuff
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>>147802743
she's getting paid to be a fnatic fan at events
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>>147803662
yeah i figured once i saw that spawn flyover camera view
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>>147803625
i really want to get one but its so expensive to ship it to hungary;;
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>its a pansy cast episode
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SNACKS
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SNAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
THIS GAME IS OVER
IDGAF
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>The City of Astralis
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SNAX
N
A
X
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SNAX WHAT THE FUCK
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SNAX
N
A
X
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fuckin snax
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>>147803780
>It's a VP dominates Overpass episode
Oh boy, can't wait for their best map Train
Snax confirmed for our guy
Fuck Dev1ce
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>>147803797
>IDGAF
iddkd
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MAYBE A FUCKING REPLAY INSTEAD OF FLYING CAMERAS
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uh oh
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snax toggled btw
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>>147803872
literal a c e incoming
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VP can u let Asstralis get to at least 12 rounds before smashing them?
t. clenching bettor
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>>147803872
Stop watching Karrigan
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KARRIGAN BTFO
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lmao karrigan losing ROCK PAPER SCISSORS
nigga knows he gonna lose this
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are there no booths again?
ffs ESL, you had one job
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look at all these nerds, paying money, to watch other nerds play a video game
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C R I N G E
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>>147803964
>are there no booths again?
i'd prefer booths, but which major had booths? none
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Why do all westerns look like boypussy?
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>>147803964
Players said the booths were hot as shit and didn't even really help.
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HAHAHAHAHA
Whitties go home
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ASSTRALIS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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yo this fucking camera work is terrible fire dat nigga already
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what the fuck
why didn't he tell his teammate where he was
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i hate how PGL doesn't follow certain smokes/mollys
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jesus fuck, pasha is THE worst pro to try to meme with that gun
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so now that auto snipers are good, what will you say about them now you fucking faggots?
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>>147804287
jesus fuck, pasha is THE worst pro
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WHERE IS MY FUCKING
D R O P
R
O
P
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>>147804291
Auto snipers have always been good in the right hands. It's just not good in MM when your GN4 teammate spends ever dollar he has to buy one then gets picked mid and suddenly the enemy has a free 6k gun
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what does csgog think about JW?
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>>147804327
type !drop in chat
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>>147804350
best
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Has anyone actually changed mouse and noticed a difference in their aim? For better or worse I'm just interested. I've had the same one for ages now.
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>>147804350
he's a fat nerd with big gums
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>>147804350
got fucked by the AWP nerf, never really recovered, now is even in a bigger slump
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>>147804291
Wow I just checked my inventory when you said that and saw I got a Mirage box.
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>>147804350
our pige
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pasha v zonic who is more shit
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>>147804350
Haram as fuck but the best player in the world
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>>147804350
Only likable person on that swedecuck team.
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WHO IS THIS CAMERAMAN
FIRE HIM
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>>147804410
>AWP
>nerf
Tell that to worldedit
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how fat is this cunt hahaha
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FUCK U ASTURDALIS REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>147804616
Pasha
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>>147804616
Get_Erect
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>>147804616
who is ceh9
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>>147804575
just bulking
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>>147804620
>betting on chokestralis with a Tier 4 and their GN4 tier coach as standins
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>>147804705
Is he even a pro player anymore?
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>>147804784
fucking right i did.
>betting on VP as overdog ever
>not believing in our danes
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inb4 nuke doesn't get played all major
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>>147804784
i onl bet on them winning >11.5 rounds which i thought would be p managable
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>>147804832
The VP superstition only applies to online matches baka
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>>147804860
kek get fucked Valve
although that means infernew wont be made unless they see nuke played
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>>147804941
>>
device is shit
glaive is king
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>zonic is 2/1/15
kek
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>>147805129
and he has an m4 while device/xyp has an ump
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>>147805025
It's neither the group stage nor the final though.
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>>147804291
why are they good now??
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ESL's shit production stands out even more after eleague.
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>zonic has 3 hours played in the last 2 weeks
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>>147805281
practicing is for GIRLS and HOMOS
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uhh
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>he bet on VP
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when is team oink playing?
today?
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>>147805461
no, tomorrow
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>>147805461
http://www.hltv.org/match/2303387-gambit-fnatic-esl-one-cologne-2016
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>>147805461
half-past flush yourself
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>bet on vp
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>vp 12-10 against zonic
holy fuck my sides
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glaive is way better than kjaebye
with dupreeh back this could be a legit championship team
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Since when did AK require less skill than FAMAS?
And why are people so fucking edgy in mm?
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HE'S
>>
>>
>betting
>when you could work at that nice restaurant
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>virtus prostate
>>
FUCKING
>>
MANAGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>virtus poo
>craptalis
@ me when the real good teams play
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IT'S SO EMO DUDE
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this is england vs iceland all over again
A FUCKING MANAGER
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A FUCKING MANAGER
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wtf was that round lmfao
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AFTER ALL THIS YEARS.
I FINALLY GOT A DROP
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seriously? to get killed by ZONIC? of all fucking people
kek
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maybe dupreeh was the problem after all
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>losing to a manager
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>>147805941
I want a webm of Zonic fumbling through that bank smoke lol
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astralis would have choked with kjaerbye and dupreeh LEL
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I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAND
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Stream lagging for anyone else? I have 100/100 and it keeps freezing.
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LOSING TO ZONIC
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
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>>147805997
SOO MANY TIMES
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>>147806026
same
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>>147805150
quarter(final)
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keep glaive and kjaerbye
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>>147806026
>>147806045
nvm Steam was auto-downloading an update at 13mb/s.
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A FUCKING DENTIST
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
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fuck vp and astralis, i'm just cheering for zonic
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>choke entire half
>finally get 1 round when the enemy get 14 rounds
virtus premier
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i bet zonic gets a 2k here with a mag
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Apologize.
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bot biceps
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kek taz's reaction
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SO FUCKING STUPID MAN
>>
A MANAGER
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Why is it situations where a team is playing with a coach or something do I want them to win so badly? Zonic looks like a friendly guy and for all I know he could be a dick but I want him to win for some reason.
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VIRTUS CHOKE
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>>147806089
A FUCKING MANAGER
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http://zorkz.ovh/nafpl/soundboard/sound96.mp3
meme
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come on vp you old used up ballsacks
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>>147806228
It's called passion
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meme daddy
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holy fuck theres a guy fatter than zonics in the crowd
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PAPA
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>>147806194
APOLOGIZE
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OVERTIME
V
E
R
T
I
M
E
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>>147806089
IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN DUDE
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>>147806242
>>147806089
http://zorkz.ovh/nafpl/soundboard/sound40.mp3
A FUCKING MANAGER
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>/csgog/ constantly shits on papa
>drops a 30 bomb vs astralis
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dazed would've ended this game already, not this OT bullshit
#freeDaZeD
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Memeceps
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>empty seats
uhhhhhhh gotards?
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Minus memeceps, are VP our guys?
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post yfw our guys flipside knock out reddit
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>>147806420
$100 down the drain.
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>>147806420
They did that yesterday
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god moses makes we wet with excitement over these pro cs games! i just can't stop drooling over his impeccable commentary
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>>147806454
and they can do it again
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lmao zonic in a 1v4 clutch situation
o im laffin
why is this nigga last to live? he should be baiting for the rest
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>neo moving and spraying like a madman
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>vp cant win 5v4 in regulation
lmaO
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>there are people here who don't play on 1280x960 stretched
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>>147806593
1280x800 stretched > that garbo
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>>147806593
for a reason lmao
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so karrigan got cucked 3 rounds in a row
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>>147806593
most patrician res tbqhwyf
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>there are people who don't play on hikos sensitivity
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>>147806593
i play on something else if i want stretched
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Karrigan literally got entried twice without doing a single point of damage. He's choking hard af.
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>get 3 out of 15 T rounds
>then get 3 out of 3 T rounds
fucking vp
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>>147806714
i'm not even sure if he shot more than 7 bullets on those rounds combined
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>pasha hitting awp shots
so VP winning major?
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>>147806526
SK is not NIP
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>>147806389
byali and neo are our guys
taz pasha and snax are reddit
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>>147806593
Nice meme
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lol karrigan's p1mples
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>>147806783
fuck no, after they beat the danes, that'll be the furthest they get
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>>147806849
but they'll 2-0 Liquid in the semis and 2-1 flipside in the grand finals anon-kun
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ayyy what is that device every player has on the desk, where they plug in their mic, and in ears?
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>can't trade in guns or nade you don't want for money
when will they update this shitty game
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>Picture in Picture
based it's the fucking 90s again
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Please don't tell me pansy will be casting the final.
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4 H E A D
H
E
A
D
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WHAT A FUCKING WAY TO WIN THAT MAP
LMAO GET KEKED
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>>147807074
This is probably the last game she will cast. The rest of the way will most likely be Anders/Semm and DDK/BlackDDK
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PISTOLS
ARE
BALANCED
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lmao astralis
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I dont like pansy using another casters meme
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Apologize.
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>>147807158
I'd rather have pansy than that fucking Semm cuck
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>>147807169
she can use my meme any day tbqh if you know what I mean ;)
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>struggling against A FUCKING MANAGER in the playoffs of a major
pasza needs to drop the 'roids, get in with the addy again
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>>147807158
RoF got the SK game
Henry/Sado got the Liquid game
DDK/James got fnatic
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>>147806991
mixamp
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>Got 2 overpass cases that game
>Opened both
>Got 41 cents total
Nice...
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>>147807197
Wow virtus pro won against 4 man astralis I better apologize for all the shit that I've said since clearly I was wrong.
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WHERES MY FUCKING CASE
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Dank: DDK&Black DDK
Decent green: HenryG and Sadokist
Damp: Pansy
Reddit: Anders and Cummler
Bonus Round: Our literal boy metaz
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>>147807232
>our guys DDK and black DDK casting the best game of the day
noice
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>>147807307
bretty good
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>>147807237
GETTING PAID BIG TIME
BIG TIME
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>>147807294
>tfw only got 4 dropson 6 different accounts
>>
>>147807307
>>147807232
I can live with this
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>wish I was home
>I want to finish my playmobil city
>why is everyone looking at me
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Condolences gotards. You had a good run.
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>>147807520
really makes u think...
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>>147807285
You forgot the actual apology, anon.
>>
>>147807520
wtf i hate csgo now?
>>
>>147807307
>tfw the DDKs will never ever cast a grand final
>>
>>147807520
really makes you think
>>
>>147807520
Overwatch is fun when you play it ultra casually because it's extremely unbalanced, but yet again a casual blizzard game is going ''esports''.
>>
>>147807618
it'll be a flop like heroes of the storm
>>
This is really gay
>>
>>147807618
is it?
lel
cant wait to see it fail like world of tanks
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>>147807692
just like us
>>
who /flipside/ here
there's no cheating here at colon
>>
>>147807747
i'm a #FlipsideMissile
>>
>>147807703
it's fun
and by fun it gets super annoying when you play against people who know the ins and outs of the game and how to play their chars to their strengths
also
>trusting blizzard with esports™
>>
is blu a cuckold?
>>
>>147807892
yes~
>>
VP going to run a train on Astralis
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>poopoo memeceps gets the m4
>dies before everyone
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>>147807520
lmao if you didn't get bored of that piece of shit after 300 wins you need to flush yourself
>>
ct sided map
>>
*throws smoke at chokepoint*
*waits for enemies to walk through smoke*
*shoots them in the face*
:)
>>
>getting killed by a manager
>>
>defuse bomb
>win
gotards?
>>
>losing to a 4 man team
>A FUCKING MANAGER
>>
>manager is topfragging
>>
I bet dazed is rolling in his bed right now
>>
>get legged instead of killed because of jump hitbox bug
>kill 4 people
nice game gotards
>>
>awp is not OP you guys
>>
why aren't they going B
>>
Why not hit B ?
>>
PAPA PLOW
>>
>>
>>147808683
>>147808698
Hitting the site with Glave and Zonic is easier than hitting B.
>>
>tfw vp have dementia
>>
another game ruined by OP awp
>>
>>147808837
clearly
>>
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Two, 2, (2)! stand ins
>>
I TOLD YOU MY BOYS ASTRALIS WOULD DO IT
>>
well im going to come back for 3rd map
>>
devve's real name is literally reedditz lmao
>>
>>147808927
one is carrying and the other is 3rd, what does it matter
>>
>>147808884
I snax wasn't throwing it would be
>>
A MANAGER
M
A
N
A
G
E
R
>>
>literally cannot beat a team that has cartman and a manager
V I R T U S P R O
>>
can VP still win ?
>>
>>147808984
zonic hasn't played cs since 2012
>>
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DO IT FOR THE GHOST OF DUPREEH
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>>147809113
yes
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>>147807520
>comparing assfaggots game with fps
gratz all the casuals play youre game lmao
>>
>>147809113
lel no
>>
>he fell for the deagle meme
>>
>>147809165
kek where is that from
>>
cee cee
>>
picked TaZ for eco warrior, nice
>>
why does taz even bother buying anything but a cz?
>>
>>147809284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8okJwkklspo
there is a few juicy things in here
>>
>>147809363
pistols are BALANCED
BALANCED!
>>
So how do I get drops on multiple accounts without having a stream playing in the background? Is it true that I can just be logged into the chat to get them?
>>
are arse trails, dare i say, "choking"?
>>
>>
I fucking hate VP but god damn how do the slavs put up with watching this erratic shit?
>>
WHY Do this game's fire effects look like a ps1 game lol
>>
>>147809517
so it can run on european computers
>>
o boy they're choking again while only glaive is getting kills
>>
Heh... I guess this is "The Plow".... hehehahahah
>>
trane is vip sided
>>
>>147809696
virtus plow is one of my fav reddit memes
>>
pasha never fails to deliver a throw with simply his overwhelming retardation
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all the memeceps had to do ws check flank
>>
>>147809975
is this rael
>>
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>this fucking camera work
>>
>superstar
>glave
Is pansy drunk already?
>>
1g
>>
>>147810106
She has her "favourites"
>>
>>147810075
it is, LDLC were cunts and abused money from rejoining the game
>>
so who wins on cache?
>>
>>147810151
>not knowing the script
VP takes it 16-19 in OT
>>
>>147810149
Did they win atleast?
>>
>3 players burned that round
>>
>>147810151
Who cares cache is shit
>>
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>>147810123
I thought the 1g shit was when you died from your own molly. Why are they spouting that shit meme when someone just gets killed by one.
>>
ayy lmao
>>
>>147810187
ldlc won yeah
also based memeceps standing around in a molotov dropping to 30 hp for no reason
>>
>it's another comeback script
so fucking tired of this shit jesus christ
>>
the "astralis choking at 13:4 on the favored side" meme is getting stale
>>
>OT
>AGAIN
>4 v 5
>A FUCKING MANAGER
VP is fucking terrible holy shit they are going to get raped by SK
>>
>>147810352
>manager topfragging
how fucking shit must astrails be
>>
>Astralis
>not already on tilt
Asstrails 15-19 VP
>>
>>147810250
Its just the way twitch memes devolve and spread, happens to them all.
>>
>Chokestralis
>>
>>147810250
Twitch-mind likes to have an excuse to do anything.
>>
>3 AWP
What the fuck am I watching
>>
>>147810471
perfection
>>
>this viewership
is cs go really dying? Even cluj had higher viewership than this, and that was in bad hours for NA as well
>>
Why does le gamer girl caster keep calling snipers nest "overwatch"
>>
>>147810558
Blizzard plant
>>
>trying to take snax's bomb site
lmao???
>>
>>147810558
Paid by Blizzard to namedrop the videogame.
>>
i don't like the le plow meme but they fucking ran over them in this ot
>>
>>147810547
This shit starts at like 1 or 2 am west coast tho
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Who
>zonic
here?
>>
Poor danish guys.
>>
so which team takes gla1ve next?
>>
fnatic bois
>>
>Two maps
>Two "comeback xD" scripts
Why do they keep reusing these so much every major?
>>
>>147810692
>expecting ESL to pay for new writers
>>
>>147810547
still early mornings in Murrica
other tournaments definitely saw a drop off though
also keep in mind the drop goys watching this so the numbers are inflated
>>
>polecucks craving that brazilian cock
>>
two very convincing wins by vp
good thing they are there instead of g2!!!
>>
>pasha will never be your dad
>he will never hold you in his hunky arms while he teaches you cs
Why live?
>>
>>147810787
suck a dick french faggot
>>
>choking away 2 maps
lmao danecucks
>>
>Asstralis
Hahaha
>>
newfag here, why isn't this tournament double elimination?
>>
>>147810770how much? :>
>>
>>147810864
the dice roll decided
>>
>>147810864
i cant remember the last double elim cs tournament
>>
>Astralis played better with 2 stand ins than normally
>VP played like ass against a team with 2 stand ins
This side of the bracket is fucking free
>>
>>147810790
>wanting to be taught CS by fucking pasha
nigger you stupid?
>>
>>147810864
VALVE(tm)
>>
SK is going to shit on the slavs right?
>>
virtus p00p strugled against a weak australia team
xonic man of the series desu pham
>>
i feel bad for device
>>
>>147810978
for choking like a bitch?
>>
>>147810790
>not taz
taz seems like a cool lad
>>
>>147810864
It would take an entire week to finish a fucking tournament
>>
>>147810946
Yes, I am bad and I would like to know how to be better by a better player than me, also I would like him to hold me in a platonicly loving way
>>
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>>147811003
he delivered though
>>
>>147810864
gotards dont believe in double elimination
cheaper since shorter
muh all games matter
muh real sports
gotards are just cucks desu
>>
>>147811048
he fucked up bad by going up that ladder
>>
>>147811026
>>147811059
They do it with dota majors and international and their games are way longer..
>>
>>147810960
>doubting our slavs
>>
>>147811003
>>147811048
that and still playing well
i thought he was getting some coaching
>>
>all those danecucks tears itt
>m-muh standins, when standins performed better than core players
rolf
>>
>>147811048
Is there any awper that is still consistently good?
I think they nerfed it too much
>>
>>147811094
Valve loves their shitty moba and hate csgo, it's just that simple, thats why they'll never invest more than an hour to fixing this fucking game.
>>
zonic was playing as good as most of the NA pros 2bh
>>
>>147811094
Who cares ASSFAGGOTS are garbage
>>
>le choking dev1ce meme
MEME GAME INCREDIBLY ON POINT!!! PLEASE UPVOTE XD
>>
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>>147810960
no mate
>>147811135
they wanted the anime storyline
>>
>>147810864
Cases obviously :^)
>>
>>147811026
>>147811059
>>147811094
csgo have shitty tournament format
bo1 groups
elimination in groups
single elimination
>>
>>147811179
>>147811139
So the general consensus is that there should be double elmin?
>>
>>147811158
>NA pros not on liquid
FTFY
>>
>>147811187
dosia is on gambit bruh
>>
>its the poor br story
sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>
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>>147811270
>>
guys i just betted on worldedit
>>
>MUH HARD WORK
Toggling isn't hard work you BR faggots
>>
>>147811308
Do you think we can stop feeling "sorry" for BRs after ESL's Brazil tournament goes to shit?
I hope it's as bad as the International in China.
>>
Fallen X Fer
>>
>>147811357
>guys i just bet
Kill yourself.
>>
G A Y A S F U C K
A
Y
A
S
F
U
C
K
>>
>>147811308
pls gib monye me bery poor
>>
>>147811308
GIB MONI
>>
>>
how the fuck did LG 16-2 Nabi?
>>
>every time the number of players or twitch viewers goes down even slightly csgo fans throw a tantrum and declare ded gaem
What is with this? Newsflash these numbers can't go up infinitely, there are going to be peaks and valleys, it's entirely normal and doesn't mean your game is on the verge of collapse. I see it with dotards too. Is it just people bitter with how shitty and empty their lives are projecting their negative attitude onto their hobbies?
>>
>>147811460
meme
>>
Brazillian is the fucking dumbest sounding language
>>
>>147811420
hey newfag, please return to reddit promptly
>>
>>147811458
Navi are fucking chokers and Guardian had hand problems IIRC
>>
>>147811460
I don't know, people with too much free time probably. i see this shit way too much on Dota and CS.
>>
I haven't kept up with CS drama for like a month, why is LG now SK? Didn't they hate SK for trying to rip them off or something?
>>
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>>147811484
>Brazillian
>>
>>147811460
I remember when /scv/ were making posts just like this
>>
lets frag some noobs tonight
>>
>>147811484
>Brazillian = Language, Take a load of this man.
>>
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>>147811484
>>
implying you cunts know what your talking about
implying FlipSid3 won't rape SK
shut thefuck up you dumb shit nova 1 niggers
>>
>>147811537
why do people keep the sticker on the cap ?
>>
>>147811484
>american education
>>
>>147811510
because fallen is a backstabbing cunt
>>
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>>147811586
low tier bait
>>
>>147811537
>>147811558
>>147811580
>>147811616
get baited rofl
>>
>>147811510
BRs cannot into contracts
>>
Amazing how many damp redditors fall for basic tier bait.
>>
>>147811460
low viewers = dead game
high viewers = souvenir botkike farming
you cant win with these kucks
>>
>>147811510
wallen signed a contract with SK long ago(?)
LG didnt want to let the players go so SK sued them(?)
they made an agreement to play under LG until the end of the june
now they are SK
>>
>>147811510
>team signs contract with SK before they win major
>signs with LG after
>contract with SK is still complete
>Fallen and the rest of them are retarded and think a contract doesn't matter if they don't like it anymore
>SK threatens to sue
>they leave LG and join SK
Basically BR's are retarded especially Fallen who is IGL which just shows these faggots toggle.
>>
>>147811645
>american """"""""""""""""pretends"""""""""""""""" to be retarded
like pottery
>>
>>147811586
FlipSide3 will get raped
They only beat NiP because G_R and f0rest decided to go to sleep
>>
>>147811693
I wasn't even the person who posted it. You're just a newfaggot.
>>
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>>147811645
>>
>>147811724
lmaooo
get baited
>>
>>147811704
implying this isn't brazil sleeping time
>>
>>147811586
nova 1 is respectable rank you idiot
anyone who gets out of silver is decent player
>>
>Fakie kickflip into darkslide bait
ez pz
>>
>>147811798
>t. nova 1
>>
>>147811798
...
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>>147811798
>>
Lurpis mentioned
>>
>>147811798
high quality bait
>>
Wait pansy is called Lauren?
>>
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>pansy is an analyst
>>
you would make the best trap?
I'd say scream or shoxy
>>
You can tell a majors on when the thread is full of redditors saying blankly stupid shit and then going "lol baited :))))"
>>
>>147811904
delet this
>>
>>147812016
Hook lined and sinkered
>>
literal hltv-level of baiting in here
im out
>>
>>147811986
Her name is Lauren Scott
>>
>>147811993
No different than Thorin, just listen to this drivel
>>
>>147812083
DELET THIS
>>
>>147812080
dropped
>>
>>147812023
>>147812109
I deleted them.
>>
please, all of you go back to 9gag
>>
Is it worth watching to get souvenirs?
You're supposed to get at least one r-right?
>>
>>147812091
Greetings Fellow Traveller! How re you coping as our guys NiP lost last night?
>>
How long until we see a shooting at a major?
>>
>biggest CSGO Major of the year
>empty arena
>less than 500k viewers
>slow moving thread
I'm scared guys
>>
>>147812205
Nigga we see one every game
>>
>markeloff will never be as godtier as he was back in his 1.6 days
JUST
>>
>>147812183
I havent gotten shit yet, im gonna assume nothing is guaranteed
>>
>>147812230
Wait until the weekend. CSGO bros all work full tome jobs
>>
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>unironically betting for astralis
>>
>>147812183
>You're supposed to get at least one r-right?
nope, not anymore
way back you could unironically type !drop in chat to get one
>>
>>147812230
are these threads ever fast?
>>
>>147812230
If its "dying" it just means the wave of prepube screamer kids is moving on from csgo, this is a good thing
>>
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Pros that are gay. I'll go first.
>>
>>147812341
Ah, the Starcraft 2 defense, a classic
>>
>>147812339
These thread used to move at record pace when ever EU vs NA matches were going.
We would go through 2-3 threads for 1 map and most if it was constant bantz.
What happened?
>>
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>>147812357
>>
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>>147812357
>>
>>147812386
idk i browse these threads whenever a big tournament is on
seems slow compared to dota
;^)
>>
Nuke picked
>>
nu-ke
>>
>>147812451
what is a 'dota'?
xD
>>
>nuke
F3 based af
>>
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>Nuke
>>
>seriously picking fucking nuke
>thorin mocking EF
Top kek
>>
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echofox literally BTFO
>>
>>147812386
Most of the shitposters went to Overwatch, we're unfortunately still stuck with some of them.
>>
>>147812413
ummm what!!?
>>
how pink do you think pansy's pussy is?
>>
LUMINOSITY MENTIONED
>>
>>147812572
>he's never had a bath with his mates
>>
they should add hostage rescue maps into the major.
>>
fuck you gawker cunt mods you fucking pieces of shit
>>
>>147812613
haha, of course i have why would you even say that lol
>>
best casters?
>>
>wanting to watch twink slav boys get raped by Monkeys on live broadcasting
I hope none of you are actually watching it and you're just leaving the stream on in the background for drops
>>
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>
>>147812527
does pasha have the equivalent of retard strength with CS skills or is he actually good but fucks up a lot.
I see him doing stupid shit so often
>>
Sad Brazilians incoming.
>>
>>147812742
He used to be godlike in 2014, I think real life caught up to him.
>>
>>147812662
HE WANTS THE PATTY
THE MAYONNAISE
THE ONIONS
THE LOT, DAN
>>
>fnatic girl
MUH DICK
>>
I LIKE MY STEAK ON A PLATE DAN
>>
>vape nation
>dabbing
Oh Germany
>>
dank memeing mentioned
>>
>>147812662
I wish they would cast every game
The banter is priceless
>>
Why did skins go up in price? The AK-47 Redline is the clearest indication of this. Will they get cheaper again?
>>
>>147812943
The Jews
>>
>pansy thinks newke is not pure shit
Why am I not suprised
>>
>>147812913
>Anything to add James?
>...
>I broke my watch Dan
>>
I bet that kid browses magog
I could see his need to die in his eyes
>>
KEKLORD?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>
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>>147810689
what a bunch of manlets
>soon
>>
TRULY EBIN KEKLORD SHOUTOUT
>>
Where do you get those giant floating logos?
How much do they cost?
>>
>BRs toggling on in the 1st round
pathethic desu
>>
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>>147813239
>dont fall for the bait
>dont fall for the bait
>dont fall for the bait
>dont fall for the bait
How can you be this fucking stupid??
>>
>>147813004
>regurgitating reddit's opinion
Nuke is a good map, which you'll be bandwagonning after this tournament once teams have gotten their head out their asses and started playing it
>>
>no observer or caster voice in gotv
and here I was thinking they would go a major without fucking something up for once
>>
why does SK/Luminosity play like they have someone ghosting for them
>>
>>147813407
almost round 4 and no ddk/blackddk casting :(
>>
>he doubted the cheating monkeys
>>
>>147813425
yee_lmao already confirmed these favelas do cheat
>>
fucking hate playing mmos
why does every nice guild i'm have in have a powertripping faggot ruining things
>>
jesus christ man
how did the BRs go from mediocre tier to complete stomping fucking everyone #1 tier in such a short time?
>>
>>147813495
story time
this match is boring asf and everyone knows that the BRs are toggling.. eeh I mean are very gifted ofc
>>
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I decided to put my money on VP 2-0ing Astralis. My logic was that Astralis is playing with a 4 man team and that's not going to cut it. I'm not sure if it was worth all the stress. Good lord VP is fucking trash.
>>
>>147813521
hard work and dedicationlol
>>
>>147813530
post winnings
>>
>>147813495
beta cucksters who have nothing going for them in real life need some avenue to feel powerful
>>
I feel sorry for Astralis.
>>
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>>147813592
SK and Fnatic need to 2-0 their matches as well before I win my parlay. And besides it's a money bet so there's nothing to show.
>>
>>147813689
fuck
I forgot that there are actual betfags ITT
>>
>no gotv caster audio
thanks esl
>>
>>147813689
>>147813530
not liking this new gimmick picture of yours
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>>147813530
Apologize.
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Liquid should stand a pretty good chance against Na'Vi right.
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>>147813489
literally who?
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what kind of crosshair is good for native?
everything feels so bad
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>>147813807
>navi in non-grand final match
nah
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Grand final will be NaVi vs. SK.
I read the script.
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>>147813807
They lost to VP.
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nice toggle slavs
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>>147813847
honeypot lan?
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Was that fucking aimlock??
That looked sus as fuck
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>>147813902
nah it's just "coincidence" :^)
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COME ON SK STOMP THESE SHITTERS
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new meme:
>sus
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>>147813902
really makes u think...
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>>147813902
what are the lore implocations?
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are those zowie mousepads any good?
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>>147813354
>knowing reddit's opinion
you have to go back
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>>147814036
fightan fag spotted
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Why is Europe letting these Monkeys cuck them with blatant cheats? Is there a law preventing them from confronting brown people?
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All memes aside, who actually believes that there are teams cheating at this event? Sounds an awful lot like MG2s who shout BULLSHIT and call hacks whenever the enemy gets a flick shot on them.
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>5 Awp Build
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Sk 5 Awps, no ddks voice in gotv :( I wanna hear what they say
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>5 amps
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>>147814187
>All memes aside, who actually believes that there are teams cheating at this event
>Already proven 1 year ago that pros cheat
are you retarded son?
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>if awp is so OP why dont pros use 5 awps they said
Another game ruined by OP awp.
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>5 awps
Finally CS dispenses with all pretense and plays the optimal gun and strat.
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How fishy do SK players look when you spectate them in GOTV? Can't be fucked to launch CS:GO to do it myself.
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>>147814389
fnx is toggling
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>>147814342
>proven
(not true, btw)
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>>147814389
At least they're good enough to actually win even if they're cheating. There are teams with multiple cheaters that already got knocked out by teams with 0 cheaters
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>>147814443
Nothing can be proven but this isn't a fucking epistemology class you absolute bellend
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Will awp ever be nerfed? It's literally the easiest sniper to use out of any fps. Even sniping in games like CoD and TF2 are harder, those snipers are like using scouts in csgo.
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>fnx
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>>147814517
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>fnx hacking on lan
wew
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>pro game
>dualies
ROFL
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>>147814169
I think Valve knows they're cheating but can't do shit because they're far too gone and won too many things. Imagine trying to make SK/LG give up all their winnings.
It would heavily damage the scene if Valve banned them
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>it took people this long to figure out how OP dualies are
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>>147814491
Unless they actually get VAC'd. I agree that nothing is proven by epic 3 second clips from a blurry laggy stream or a demo.
>>147814517
>Will awp ever be nerfed?
It already was. Try to keep up.
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>>147814642
get_reddit has been unironically using them for ages
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FLIP THE TOGGLE SWITCH
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>>147814491
You need evidence beyond a reasonable doubt and that does not exist, only conspiracy theorists making shitty youtube videos slowing down wallbangs and prefires to x0.5 speed to show you how spooky suspicious they are
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>>147814640
The burden of proof is just too high. No ones going to be stupid enough to just aimlock ridiculous headshots all the time (except flusha or byali) If they just use it as a sort of "wall hack" to assist their information it's almost undetectable
this guy honestly does a good job of explaining it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fri9uy9gSw8
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SK PLEZ>>>>>
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>>147814640
Isn't the obvious solution just to have standardized gear at events?
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>>147814904
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>>147814808
>If they just use it as a sort of "wall hack" to assist their information it's almost undetectable
Why don't they just have cameras pointed at the players screens to prevent walls?
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I NEED a good 1920x1080 crosshair
on my KNEES
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>>147814904
muh peripheral sponsers
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>literally spinbotting
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shara VAC hahahahaha
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my sides
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shara literally doesnt give a fuck anymore
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>shara spinbotting
GO AWAY
GO
AWAY
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>When Toggles Go Wrong
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>Shara's spinbot going out of control
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>spinbotting in a pro match
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loool losing a round because of fail aimbot
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>>147814602
Its a Tec-9 for both sides with 10 more per clip and more stylish, but has a longer reload and doesn't insta kill headshot vs. helemt(?)
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>>147814920
because it's not an actual wallhack, it's an aim assist hack that is mostly used for gaining info (where the other team is on the map) rather than aimlocking for kills. It doesn't show up on the player's screen and they just have to press a key to use it
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>SPINBOTTING ESL
LMFAO PEOPLE BET AND BUY INTO THIS
reddit will ignore this
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>>147815032
Are they not going to investigate??
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>>147815041
>clip
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>>147815032
>slavs and BRs cheat
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
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>>147815032
SHARA IS BLOWING THE LID WIDE OPEN
LITERALLY MARTYRING HIMSELF FOR PRO'S SINS
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>>147815032
so..... i can't help but think he tilted fucking hard
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>nuke in major
is this real
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>>147815032
How do you make webms directly from streams?
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>>147815032
>listening to DnB mix
>this fits the overall beat perfectly
Goddamnit shara
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What the fuck was up with Shara, nobody will mention it?
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Someone please explain Shara and why they didnt call a technical timeout.
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did flip even play nuke before?
>>147815180
link?
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>>147815032
imagine if he's doing this on purpose to prove you can cheat on lan to get the scene cleaned
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>>147814904
they could do what they do in some other games which is to have all the players submit a list of their gear, and whoever is sponsoring that event purchases brand new versions of all the gear, probably about a 5k-10k$ expense, but Valve can definitley afford it
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>>147814920
>all hack" to assist th
because it would actually help catch them and would wreck the scene.
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>casters and analysts still pretending the shara incident didnt happen
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Go for a run you fat cunt!
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>>147815170
it's not from stream, this was gotv
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>>147815210
reddit is saying that they can't pause after kill in round but he was doing it since buytime
not that I browse reddit LOL
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>>147815249
>running to get rid of fat
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how many people did ynk kill in the yugoslav wars
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>>147815032
just lifting his mouse desu nothing to see here
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>gambling scandal
>obvious lan hacking
>casters trying to cover it up
this is the end boys
liquidate your skins before it's too late
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>>147815210
lol cant the admin will find out the cheat
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>>147815218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3xvBZ1Or0Yany part may do it but around 12-13 mins is what I was listening to when shara went full roller coaster malfunction mode
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>>147815297
He didn't exist back then
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>>147815249
>implying weight loss is real
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>>147815283
Literally the most efficient way to burn fat
t. Personal Trainer
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>>147815032
what the hell
T-this is a bug right?
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>>147815032
>>147815128
>sensitivity 999; +right
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>>147815337
that would be not eating
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>>147815297
All of them
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>F3
can someone explain where the 3 comes from?
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>>147815356
No he fucked up his toggles
They wont investigate because then they would have to investigate SK too, who were also hacking.
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>>147815337
>personal trainer
I see personal trainers teaching people to go to snap city doing squats in the smith machine, 10x10 rack pulls etc.
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>>147815356
I love how for a solid 30-1 min one of his teammates was just looking at it in awe
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>>147815383
No, it would be eating less.
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Does anyone actually care what Janko has to say? He's basically just a filler analyst right?
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spinbotting esl
reddit and esl casters WILL ignore this
based thorrin will make a video soon lads
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>>147815416
Flipside -> Flipsid3 -> F.3
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>>147815337
start smoking and drinking hard liquor, eat less
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>>147815416
they replaced e in flipside with 3?
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>>147815032
there is 2 types of spinbots, 1 is the harmless afk that can be keybinded to a button to turn in a circle and dodge the afk kick (this is really just griefing though) But the "cheater" spinbot spins around ice skating on the ground
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>>147815447
>smith machine
If I ever saw a trainer get a client to use one of those things I would rape them
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>>147815469
he's THE KINOLYST plebs like you dont understand
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>Scriptmaster sir? The script doesn't mention Shara spinbotting in the 21st round...
>Do not say a word about it at the panel, also bring me Shara during the commercial break
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>>147815416
>flipsid3
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>>147815469
his analysis is pretty good his voice tone and inflection just puts people to sleep
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>>147815469
Howdy redditor
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>shara spinning the fuck out
>no timeout
>lol guys nothing happened just carry on
>analyst desk told to not mention it at all
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>>147815484
Fl1pside, it would be better because 1 is better than 3, and it would be F1 broom broom
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>>147815416
>neck yours3lf
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>e "sports"
you fucking cucks
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>people betting skins/money on ESL
lmfao
who csgodouble grand martingale here?
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>>147815447
personal trainers have no education, at best some joke training. literally trust them less than fagsticks on the internet
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shara is just a troll hahahaha loool ecks dee
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>>147815469
i love him
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>>147815494
>>147815383
>not eating
>burning fat
Uh..
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>>147815521
>also bring me Shara during the commercial break
he sacrificed himself for us
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>>147815316
goddamm who wants to buy my blue steel karambit for cheap then
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>>147815534
Our boi Black DDK tried to bring it up, but was told they wouldn't show it on stream
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>>147815567
>He plays MM
lmao you fucking loser fuccboi
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shara did nothing wrong
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>>147815596
STUDIES
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watch out for disinformation agents and paid mods
the derailing of the thread into oblivion is beginning now, it's activated
they won't be giving up on their beloved money-machine just yet
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VAC does a heuristic analysis you literal fucking retards. There's nothing to """""investigate"""""
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Not sure why this thread is still up
it's a dead game now that spinbotting during major has happened everyone leave
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>people will keep asking about shara possible spinbot error
>ESL statement: Lol :) It was just a troll from the player
JUST
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Shara's sacrifice will not be in vain.
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>>147815640
You do understand the difference between burning fat through the aerobic system and just starving yourself right?
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>>147815579
I swear if you just bet underdog this entire ESL you would've made more than going for safe bets, like holy fuck.
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>>147815325
p funky
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>>147815656
VAC doesnt do shit
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>>147815678
>aerobic system
lmfao, brb I gotta eat during my anabolic window
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>>147815032
THE SPINNING STOPPED AS SOON AS A NEW ROUND STARTED
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? THATS NOT A MOUSE ISSUE
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Anyone catch Shara's VAC shot on B from bench to short? he was CT
It looked like a clear aim shot to me.
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>>147815706
VAC does a heuristic analysis.
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>tfw you didn't see the Shara incident because you were too busy programming cheats
>tfw cheats bugged out on stage at the major and everyone ignores it
>mfw Valve
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please Shara spinbot and kill everyone
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>>147815678
just do fucking cardio, it's not rocket science
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>>147815521
>Shara sacrificed himself to expose the eternal Gaben
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>>147815763
That is literally what I said originally
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>>147815769
wtf is that
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>Nuke
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>>147815749
there is no VAC on lans.
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>>147815823
[citation needed]
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>>147815812
his onahole
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>>147815258
Same question for gotv -> webm then
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Is Gaben our savior or is he the antichrist? he is the false messiah. beware people
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>>147815757
>shara starts spinning and running around the map, shooting everyone in the head
>game gets paused and shara gets pulled out of the booth
>they replace him with a staff member and pretend nothing happened
>reddit pretends nothing happened
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F3 boost incoming
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>>147815849
Not him but wouldn't a VAC ban on a Valve sponsored even kill them?
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>DOUBLE FROM COLD
>HOW DOES HE DEW IT
haha yes goyim how ever does he do it
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Pansy is thick! THICK!
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ITS KRIPP
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>Belgium
Non country
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>>147815942
Ugly and fat?
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CRINGE
CRINGE
CRINGE
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>>147815849
it is pretty well known if you are interested in shit like that.
Same goes for the gear checks and the drug tests: never been enforced.
Just look at fnatic yesterday, they were full intoxicated, twitching all over the place. Even after the game olof had problems making any sense.
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>/csgog/ the person
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who the fuck is this pompous cunt?
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>>147815921
blah blah blah working hard to ensure the integrity of the blah blah regrettable that a player would blah blah guarantee clean fair competition. ez spin
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wtf what's with all the old people???
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>>147815905
plays tv highlights thing records last 30 seconds
then just ffmpeg
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>>147815996
cringe is my second favorite reddit meme
>>147816005
Nice citation my man.
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>>147815942
get out
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>>147816030
That ugly cute chick.
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>belgium
>sandnigger
How completely expected
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>>147815996
>>147816008
>>147816030
>tfw normies will never understand social anxiety
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I don't normally watch CS but I decided to watch today and I must say I'm enjoying this. Pretty surprised at how competent the female commentator is, most of the times when there is a female reporter in sports or other eSports they're kind of shit.
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>>147816030
the guy on the left is uber. aussie shoutcaster who got picked up by esl a yearish ago
he's like blu, but not incompetent on camera
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>>147815907
>reddit pretends nothing happened
reddit are the #1 fans of the "half the pros in the scene use cheats" meme
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>>147815757
imagine is a SK player tried to rush T spawn and be killed right away by shara.
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>>147815032
Was this during a live round?
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DDK AND BLACK DDK OTP
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>>147815656
>>147815749
you're fucking retarded
you can literally make yourself a wallhack that literally just force-enables spectator glow and you won't get banned, valve's anti cheats are that useless
source: I've been doing it myself for months
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>>147816050
lmao go bacck to reddit false flag fag
maybe youre a sperg lord who cant stay normal and make everyone cringe but the rest of us isnt
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>>147816151
all while spinbotting and bhop scripting :)
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>>147816030
>>147816073
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New thread:
>>147816203
>>147816203
>>147816203
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>>147816030
qt chubby
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>>147816154
Literally just happened 10 mins ago
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>>147816253
I wasn't watching 10 minutes ago.
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>>147816179
You're an idiot and you have poor reading comprehension.
>VAC does a heuristic analysis therefor there's nothing to investigate >>147815656
Learn to read before posting.
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>>147815579
nice monte carlo fallacy my dude
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There is actually any proof or even a suspect play made by the BRs that make you say they are cheating?
For what i'm observing, they are just assblasting everyone. Liquid tried to kick them out of the tournament after all this time, they are still butthurt over the great choke.
Till now the only actual hacker is Flusha.
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>>147815907
kek
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>Oh wow I like this part of the script
>It says during the 1st round of nuke, Fallen uses WH to jump on a T that has been camping an unusual spot for almost a minute
>Wait.... wasn't Fallen supposed to get the kill?
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>hello this is atest
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Wow, that aimbot from TACO through the smoke there.
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So how did Astralis manage to choke 2 out of 2 times?
Inb4 Snax on fire
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>>147791470
YOUR KIDDO GAMBLING RING IS DED
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>>147798089
FUCKING GO FIGURE IT OUT, look up Honor the Call
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