/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age and Bioware General #970

What just happened?

>>147459290
>including /bwg/ in the OP
Enjoy getting the thread deleted by your /meg/ buddies again

Why threadkill?

>>147459415
That makes zero sense anon

>>147459451
one /meg/ poster is jealous because were moderately active

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>>147459451
>>147459553
Refugee cancer

Friendly reminder than mages are the next step in sophont evolution and all the normies will be rightfully placed in the garbage bin of history when the revolution comes.

>>147459593
But I'm a refugee...

>>147459670
So?

>>147459717
#NotAllRefugees

>>147459562
Why would the braindead janitor delete it though? I know they're not the brightest bunch but still

>when /dag/ is slightly less cancerous than MEG
we woke up one morning and fell a little further down

>>147459905
It's been that way for quite a while

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*sighs for a very long time*

>>147460146
*tells you to stop breathing my air*

>>147460041
I'm not saying it's a new development, I'm hardly a regular of either thread anymore.
Plus I imagine it's hard to beat post-megsev MEG for sheer awfulness, but I hoped it would get slightly better with the influx of new people come ME:A hype.
I was gravely mistaken.

>>147460208
*holds breath and eventually dies (of suffocation and heartbreak (beacause Solas isn't real))*

>>147460506
no... NO!!!

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Sudden death is best death at least...
No pain...

>>147460585
What do you mean "NO"???

>>147460627
don't leave me...

>>147460435
Be the change you want to see etc. etc.
Or get a trip and join /meg/ circlejerk

>>147460623
Don't be sad, mommy

>>147460435
Based on what I've seen on /v/ people genuinely aren't hyped for it, so not many new people makes sense

>>147460737
Or leave, that's what I did

>>147460691
Take strength in knowing that while anons come and go, Weekes remains forever...

>>147460854
/v/ is just degeneracy and stupidity personified, don't use that as a metric for hype

>>147460854
>people genuinely aren't hyped for it
you're not a cool kid if you dont hate bioware

>>147460869
>Weekes remains forever
*drinks a quart of bleach*

>>147460947
They sometimes have good NWN1/BG/IWD threads though

>>147460947
It's a shithole, but enough people post there that you can get a decent idea of the opinion of the general 4chan community on a game

>>147461005
Enjoy spending the afterlife with Patrick... Liara is not present because suicide is a sin

>>147461136
No you don't because /v/ is like /b/ in that it's a microcosm and echochamber, not to mention that whatever happens there has no real impact on reality unless they dox someone or raid reddit

>>147460737
What >>147460854 said, ME:A seems to be dead on arrival and one person can't uproot the cancer by themselves.
I'll guess I'll just keep popping in every couple of months.
It just hurts to be basically homeless with /wgg/ gone and /kspg/ in its death throes.

>>147461185
you technically killed yourself too, so we'll be together in the 7th circle of hell

>>147461359
It was technically murder because you told me to stop breathing

>>147461040

>>147461334
Speaking of which,

What other generals do you browse /dag/?
I check /gsg/ frequently and /tesg/ rarely. I used to frequent /fog/ before FO4

Birthday is today. What should I do besides drinking myself to sleep

>>147461475
You could've used my air if you really needed too...

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>>147461334
Or you could be hype about decent games like Deus Ex: Mankind Divided instead of hoping that ME:A won't suck
>>147461594
/tesg/, /mbg/, /gsg/, some non-vg generals on /lit/, /int/ and /tg/. I sometimes check /wtc/ too but can't stay for long because it's too cancerous even for me
>>147461593
>tfw your efforts get noticed
Nobody posts the other two though, someone sounds a bit mad

>>147461659
Eat cake
Masturbate
Play HuniePop
Happy birthday by the way

>>147462061
>Nobody posts the other two though, someone sounds a bit mad
He also thinks we post fanfiction for some reason

>/gsg/
My nigga

>>147462221
He probably meant the /dag/ masterpieces like "Solas watches over his child" or "Inquisitor bangs some bricks"

>>147461659
Happy Birthday sweaty

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>>147461659
>4th of July birthday

>>147461594
/4xg/, /gsg/, /sg/, WTG when I feel like shitposting.
RIP /rtsg/ and /wgg/.

>>147463078
>/gsg/
Why are there so many of us in /dag/?

>>147463287
Completing DAI is a sign of great patience?

>>147463548
...and great autism

Hey guys, I never made any mod for games. Do someone know how to mod weapon speed and dmg, not for specific weapon but overall combat speed/dmg.

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heh

>>147463864
I think you can edit some stats with the cheat engine, dunno about making actual mods though

>>147463864
Which game?

>>147461594

Used to hang out on /dsg/ a lot but not at the moment because I lost interest in Souls for now

>>147464136
Video game characters aren't real
They can't get mad at you

>>147464350
Benezia--Die!!!

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>>147459290

>>147464802
Umm Weekes only has sons...

>>147465156
>sons can't be girls
um fuck off?

>wikihow still doesn't have a article on how to kill yourself painlessly

>>147465448

Bullet to the skull

>>147465448
>wikihow still doesn't have a article on how to post selfies and belfies to /dag/

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>>147465448
You came to the right place

>>147465951

I wonder if the other two show up under "Other people also bought" when you buy one of these.

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Best girl

>>147467572
King in the North and Queen in the South...

>>147467704
How much do those two fugg

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Post Inquisitors, one last time...

>>147467791
Until they make enough successors for the Iron Throne. You know how deadly this chair is, they need many to hold it.

>>147467915
Are you going to make the suicide kit? Post results

pls no got spoilers thank you

>>147459798
>braindead
And there you have it.

>>147461593
I think the one person that likes Bull is gone. And Dorian IS cute, so...

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>>147467915

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>>147467915

I'm about 2 hours into Inquisition and I hate it. The gameplay is complete ass. I'd almost rather have ANOTHER WAVE. Almost.

Hopefully the characters/story actually end up being good.

>>147468103
>I'd almost rather have ANOTHER WAVE
Not you again...

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>>147468046
My little birds say that you might want to leave the internet, anon-chan...

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>>147468103
>Hopefully the characters/story actually end up being good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWScJsgvUFw

>>147468013
We already died and went to purgatory. Some to hell

>>147468161
That's the first time I posted that.

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>>147468046
>still not watching season 6
Your fault. R+L=J confirmed

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>>147467572
>>147467704
>>147467791

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>bald
>eunuch
>working for """the greater good"""
>manages a web of information gatherers who hide in plain sight
>smug as fuck
>animal/insect kin
>knows teleportation magic
Solas = Varys confirmed

>>147468046
>go to mass effect wiki
>sidebar: (actual R E A L GoT spoilers): What Lyanna Really Said in the 'Game of Thrones' Season Finale
lmeo good luck

I love you so much...

>>147468103
It's rare for someone to like the entire DAI cast, most people just have a favorite character and don't care about the rest.

>>147468453
just fuck already JEEZ

>>147468429
Ummh Solas is a wolf and Varys is a merman, get your lore right...

>>147468428
She seems like a huge slut

>>147468606
Is that a proposition?

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>>147468428
Targaryen traditions...

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>>147468645
>present

>>147468662
For BBC?

big balkan cock, of course

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>>147468786
jdimsa

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>>147468950
wew

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/u/

>>>/tv/

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>>147469203
is a shithole...

>>147467572
http://www.strawpoll.me/10667202
http://www.strawpoll.me/10667202
http://www.strawpoll.me/10667202

>>147469328
All of this is wrong. What the heck...

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>>147469539

>>147467572
to dream of raven locks entwisted, stormy...

There's only room for discussion of one generic fantasy series here, and it's DRAGON AGE

>>147469854
Let's discuss how GoT's characters would fit into Thedas!

>>147470014
Drogon, Rhaegal and Viserion are already perfect for Thedas.

>>147469770
If Kit plays Yen in The Witcher film, who plays Geralt?

>>147470376
Literally Ghost

>>147470503
Geralt needs to speak and hold swords... and fuck...

>>147470560
...under Bran's control.

>>147470658
Bestiality is NOT welcome here...

>>147470702
>all this [insert color here] Wolf faggotry
>NOT welcome
Suuuure...

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>tfw when you abandon waifu to go save the idiot cripple

>>147471014
""""roleplaying"""" """""""""game""""""""""

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>>147471117
Um it's cinematic you shitlord

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>>147467915

>>147471572
dad...

>>147464280
Origins

>>147461659
Play the Multiplayer while utterly shitfaced. Also, happy birthday.

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>>147467915

>>147471572
Oh my gosh, that's my dad

>>147472662
pics

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>>147477123

dabwig, I...

>>147477484
want to bathe...

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>>147478878

>>147468429
>zero denials from Solaswives
a-are they ok...?

>>147481440
One of them died at the start of the thread

>>147481501
Heheh... oops!

Got DA:I on sale and have been playing as a Knight Enchanter. It looks like with the swing speed of Spirit Blade compared to the damage boost, that the DPS is actually worse than the basic staff attack.
I don't remember KEs having that problem before. I suppose their survivability is still good, but I'm not going to be able to deal significant damage with SB anymore, am I?

>>147482178
You can get a lot of damage from a single hit if you fully charge up the spirit blade

>>147482392
Yeah I read something about that but the game doesn't seem to give you any indication of your SB's "charge" and is a little vague about what charges it.

>>147481440
0 fucks given

>>147482654
From what I remember there's a little blue diamond shaped icon above your quick bar with a number next to it that indicates charge
You charge it by doing damage without using spirit blade, ie staff and spes

>>147482807
Maybe I've been confusing that with the Focus meter. Hm.

>>147482972
You should also get the specialization that makes it charge faster and use all of its charge in one hit

How am I supposed to sleep with all these fireworks going off...

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>>147483237
>I don't really like casting spells
>I liked just spamming SB, like a magic-themed Fighter
>Now I have to cast between swings
>Hate Fade Cloak and am particularly not fond of Lightning Magic
>Chain Lightning and Fade Cloak are the best ways to get charges
Just fuck my shit up.

>>147483474
booze and a jo?

girl love is pure

>>147483721
I was thinking more sleeping pills

>>147483701
Fire rune works well. Usually gives you full charge when detonated

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>>147467915
Best lad reporting in
I still haven't beaten the game desu

>>147483908
I usually spec for Fire so that's a silver lining.

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>>147467915

>>147483796
rip

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>>147484440
Fuck it I'm taking another couple pills
I'll tell you all if I die lmao

Post Thom NOW

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>>147483761
It's pure degeneracy and haram

there are things in my room that no human being should ever see...

>>147486558
naked human men?

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>>147467915
>tfw January
>still haven't finished that playthrough
I failed as a master.

>>147487102
Accidentally spoilered, fuck.

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Hmmm...

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>>147487279
Would you?

>>147487483
No_

GIMME THE LOOT GIMME THE LOOT

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>>147487483

>>147487626
HE WENT FROM ASHY TO CLASSY

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>>147487483
This science uniform is a one big helluva good trap.

>>147487102
>January
uhmmmmmmm

>>147488282
W-what? Screenshot was taken in 2016-01-31.

http://i.4cdn.org/y/1467640402000.png

mckayla maroney starting to look like post-op michael jackson

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>>147488820
You need to leave and never come back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX9DgavXiN4

>>147489659
What is he watching?

>>147490981
Army of the Vale action movie.

>tfw no evil sadistic chinese waifu

Sleepy time /dag/...

>>147491538
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TeeJvcBdLA

t e n

X-2

In BG2 are the Project Image and Simulacrum supposed to root you in place and keep you from casting your spells? I get that it's not expending spell charges but people were saying it's crazy OP and I guess it kind of is but I was expecting to go nuts with clones and myself casting anything we want then Wishing the spell charges back. Could it be an EE change?

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>1.5 hour sf5 sesh with my training buddy
>come back on /dag/ ready to read through all the new conversations and look at all the new pictures
>4 posts

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anybody want to go camping?

no singing please.

>>147498837
comfy drawing, i like morrigan's face

what should i get from jbox

>>147499342
Onaholes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D_Xbwbmw3Q

. . . . . . . . .

>speedrunning a horror game
what's the point?

>>147501720

>speedrunning
What's the point in general

>>147501927
style points, what else

>>147501720
um.. horror games typically reward you for completing them quickly....... even back to the first RE and SH........

>order a bacon ranch taco
>open it
>no bacon and no ranch
um.. haha..

>>147501720
>glitchless run
it's not even fun to watch

>>147501998
>there are casul childrens posting in my home thread
sickening

oh hey they're doing a kotor speedrun soon, i didn't even know that was a thing

>>147503973
Who is they

>>147504754
agdq
twitch tv gamesdonequick
doing jedi knight 2 right now, pretty fun to watch

>>147505002

But that's the third game.
Not watching it anymore but I guess they will do mostly strafe jumps and stuff to be faster.

>>147501927
>>147501720

Showing off a useless """""""""skill""""""""" instead of cultivating useful knowledge

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>>147505848
>hobbies are bad and you should be in a library studying and """cultivating knowledge""" all the time instead

>tfw not autistic enough to play the same game over and over and over
>tfw can barely play video games for more than an hour these days

I want to play Dragon Age again but every time I start a game up, I feel like stopping not long after...

>>147506534
Then play new or actually good games maybe

holy bajeezies this is the most awkward series of events i've watched in my life

>>147506948
??

>>147506948
first time reading /dag/?

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>>147485438

>skipped getting Mission

dropped

corrupting bastilla...

this is the most boring thing i've watched in my life, i can't take any more, i feel really bad for all the people sitting on the couch, white shirt had the right idea bouncing early

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It's....over.....ugh...... .

>>147510193
Rip

Dad... DAD!!!

Dag... DAG!!!

>>147481440
I like Varys so there's nothing to argue about, he's one of the best acted characters who's getting misused by the show-writers in an awful pfucking plotline. Also, I did reply to that post, dummy
>>147496601
Projected image always worked like that, the caster himself can't move while the spell is active so you have to strategically place yourself in a safe place before casting. The point of it is to cast with your clone without depleting your actual spells, prolonging the usefulness of the mage (and to use items without them getting consumed with simulacrum which is really broken)
>>147501009
Bioware-tier anmations
>>147507878
How's that even possible? Don't you need her to get into the base?
>>147510193
Congrats, now do a speedrun

>>147498837
Do people actually do that outside of children's camps and television?

>>147516540
All the time where I live
>camping near a lake for a couple of days
>going on a long kayak trip and making a new camp every night
>bringing a guitar and singing lame songs by the campfire
>puking in the shrubbery the next morning
>getting mutilated by mosquitoes
So much fun

>>147501009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27d7mYbYes0
>romance
>this
Weeeew

>>147516981
The goofy music really makes it extra special

>>147515448

>do a speedrun
Hell naaw
I still have to do Bitterblack and then I'll be done with it I guess.
That NG+ mode must be one of the most pointless ones out there... lit. nothing changed about the enemies which makes them all one hit kills.

>>147518140
But you can give a gold idol to both jewtits and the armorer guy in NG+! That's all I can think of

>>147518126
Didn't they also write a ME novel about autism?

>>147518492
>implying I've ever had the misfortune of reading a ME novel

>>147519004
I'd ask /meg/ proper but they're literally dead...

>>147519119
For fucks sake, you sneeze and it's gone

>>147519170
A general is like crops, you need to frequently fertilize it with garbage or it'll die

>>147518140

I didn't even get the idol, that brat gave me something else. Didn't know about it, I would have savescummed it otherwise. I can only imagine how annoying it must be on consoles.

>>147516882
See, all that sounds normal aside from the music.
I don't think I could camp here now in this humid hell with all its squitos.

>>147516981
Jesus fuck, why is the voice acting for these games so fucking forced and bad? Bound by Flame was unplayable because of it.

Let's make a FF14 guild

>>147519415
That quest is annoying as hell because it's so easy to fail it and it's pretty much mandatory if you want good equipment early on
>>147519656
Singing together is fun if you're a bit buzzed
>>147519756
>cinematic experience

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why you have someone post ME-related pictures in your general all the time?

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>>147469328
>but those who romanced Traynor also romance Sera

makes perfect sense

Someone please make a ghetto for it...

>>147522423
Maybe you could do it...?

>>147522475
I don't know /meg/ culture... They'd just refuse to post in it

>>147522528
Just make sure you include this link
http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2
And the Andromeda info from our OP
I'd do it myself but I'm on my phone

>>147522636
[insert something here] Edition

MEG's updated updated Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2

Andromeda info:
http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3i17f9IhPg

In this thread:
Death

Previous thread: >>147277607

Does this look alright?

>>147522598
The appeal of DA is waifus, same as ME.

>>147522775
Yeah that's fine

>Josh Sawyer thread on /v/
This should be interesting

>>147522881
Here you go
>>147523012
>>147523012
>>147523012

>>147523025
Link?

>>147523186
>>>/v/343893076

>>147523225
Eeeh it's an old pasta
Looks like a shitpost thread

>>147523280
The OP is shit but there'll probably be some entertaining argument in the thread itself

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>>147523049
are you fucking retarded? why make an entire thread just for 1 autist? faggot

>>147524139
Don't be a cunt. Western has done it for us before on several occasions.

Cass...

Yen...

Triss...

Holger...

Urthemiel...

Britney...

Bull...

>>147525560

Lit who..?

Fenris...

>>147525612
>>147525968
You need to leave...

Lyanna Mormont...

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>Triss will never look like this

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>>147525903
The male sadfu

>>147526321
Still not ringing any bells...

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>"Oh yeah, there will be blood"
>I´ve never played Dragon Age, so this is how I just imagined her while listening this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd8wiKY68oc

>>147527791
...Why?

>>147527854
Why change the past when you can own this day today...

>>147527968
I want the world back...

>>147528015
Keep running...!

>>147528079
Keep the sacrifice still...

>>147528169
Why are you doing this?

>>147528239
*autistic voice* Wots going on here..?

>>147528323
THA DEEMUNZ

>>147528372
EXPLAIN THIS

>>147528447
I CUNT

>>147528748
WOT DO YOU MEAN YOU CUNT

>>147528771
It was not supposed to happen this way...

>>147528986
How much is this going to cost me, exactly?

>>147510193
>Going on a journey with your waifu just to kill yourself along with her
?

>>147529136
Thanks for spoilers, faggot.

>>147529048
Everything you heard - completely true

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Inquisition's character creator is so bad. I've created at least 6 characters trying to get one that looks good, this is my best result which is mediocre. Literally no hair options. I tried using hair mods, but most of them had clipping issues.

The lighting in the character creator is also different from the rest of the game, I'm almost certain. I'd get done with the character, thinking it looks good, then start the game with my character having blue eye shadow even though I thought it was a different color.

>>147529370
YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE

>>147529378
The Black Emporium has better lighting
The CC was better than the ones in ME or DA2

>>147529424
Where's Hawke? Where's Hawke?

>>147529686
Could one thing in this fucking world just stay fixed!?

>>147529581
Well, that's not exactly a high standard. It just annoys me because of how much trial and error I did.

>>147529820
Training sliderfu is a serious business.

>>147529770
It's all good, innit?

>>147529942
Nobody asked you, *tevinter*.

>>147529136

There was literally no indication that it would end so weirdly.....

>>147529189

It's just one possible ending of 4 (?) and not even completely correct

I think I'm losing hearing in my left ear...

>>147530986
Have you taken anything new in the past few weeks?

>>147530986
Hi me from two weeks ago. See a doctor. You might just have fluid behind your eardrum (swimmers ear).

>>147531075
>>147531106
I feel silly now, my earbuds are just broken and are way quieter on the left side

>>147526321
Want to hug and cook for...

>>147531186
How'd you manage to break them? Listening to anime openings with headphones at full volume?

>When you want to fap to Ariana Grande but she's just too mainstream

>>147530986
It's a brain tumor

>>147531259
Uh cool kids like me don't watch anime

>>147489659
He's cute when he's not playing a writer's pet psychopathic lesbian.

>>147532192
???

>>147532384
Morrigan...

>>147532587
What the fuck are you talking about

>>147533308
I can't be expected to explain every meme to the newfriends...

Oh god, why did Inquisition have to be open world? I have OCD that makes me explore every inch of open world games. I've spent the last 5 hours in the Hinterlands and I'm not even close to done.

>>147534671
I know that you've been posting that "Morrigan is a psychotic lesbian xDD" shit by yourself for a while now, but what does it have to do with Ramsay's actor?

>>147534687
It's not really open world, just really big maps. I'm not sure why they claim it is

>>147534742
You're really overthinking a lot of things right now.

http://i.imgur.com/Dqbh33O.jpg

>>147530986
My left ear is so full of wax that it's muffling my hearing

>>147532192
He's playing leliana? I don't get it

>>147539076
hydrogen peroxide

>>147540448
Sleep tight Solas

>>147540448
Don't wake up Solas

>>147540448
Burn in hell, Solas

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>>147541513
>>147541584
>not wanting cozy, restful sleeps

Fine...back to Souls PvP...

>>147540448
Making him die inside imagining my hot elf waifu eating that sweet sweet Sera pussy is my fetish.

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>>147544185
>sweet sweet Sera pussy
Sumwan, hold me, I'm gonna puke.

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>>147544185
>having Sera as a waifu
>not at least using the straight Sera mod

>>147544126
Questionable.

>>147544801
>playing as a male

>>147544126
Unacceptable

>>147544185
Kiki plz go

>>147544872
Kiki get out

>>147545045
>>147545093
I don't know who that is.

>>147545168
Sure you don't

>>147545045
I.. do you even know who she is at this point or are you mimicking others?

what's a meme???

>>147545258
>taking namefag culture this far

I don't. And I'm sorry you do.

>>147545394
It's a meme you dip.

>>147544801
MAN FUCK YOU IM GOING TO SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE AND SMASH YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER RIGHT OVER YOUR GOddAMN DISGUSTING HOMOPHOBIC HEAD AND MAYBE THEN YOULL START TO FUCKING COMPREHEND THE FACT THAT YOURE A GROSS LESBOPHOBE DO EVERYONE A FUCKING FAVOUR AND DDELETE THIS AND YOUR BLOG AND REMOVE YOUR GROSS SEL F FROM THIS MIRE OF A FUCKING FANDOM

>>147545475
How fucking new are you lmao

>>147545284
Kiki is annoying, whiny "lesbian"
However, it's also become an adjective to describe similar behavior
Question is, why are you getting so mad?
Is it because you're a kiki-kin?

But no seriously. I mean, think about it.

Solas falls for you. And he falls hard. You want those Codex, so you're all letting him pontificate about spirits this and spirits that, our people this and our people that. This is a guy who's put himself on a pedestal, and feels perpetually alone because of it. And here you come, pretending to give a fuck, letting him drone on and on. He things he's finally found someone different, someone who gets it.

Then you shatter that fucking dream for him in the worst way; by having a relationship with a total fuckup of a self-loathing elf that Solas can't fucking stand, that he disdains on a fundamental level.
It's beautiful.

>>147544185

That actually sounds like something that makes me want to play a female character for the first time...

>>147545890
why are all women such sociopaths???

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>>147545539

>>147546015
I'm a dude.

At first I felt bad about it. But then on my second playthrough I noticed that Solas is really actually kind of a dick. Then it was just way more funny.

>>147546015
there's nothing wrong with sociopathic wlw... all wlw are valid and good

>>147545948
>replaying DAI AND romancing Sera just to piss a fictional character and the single remaining solaswife off
Anon, think about what you're doing

>>147546178
>playing a female elf as a male
go ahead and castrate yourself my man

>>147546401
>not wanting to stare at that skinny little elf ass all day
To each his own my man.

I'm a male and have only ever made 1 male inquisitor out of my 7 DAI runs...

>>147545890
I'm not sure this person played the same game as the rest of us

>>147546401
>not wanting to raise your own daughterfu to make her your waifu
...

>>147546687
player characters can NOT be waifus

>>147546751
LIES
We talked about that already.

>>147546859
facts are facts

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>>147546296

>>147546929
False facts cannot be truth.

>males romancing Sera and hating Solas
This is Elbows-tier idiocy, but at least that means someone is still playing Inquisition!
>>147546296
Anons' hatred just makes me love him more...

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>>147547035

>>147547168
>hating Solas
>idiocy
All that nigger does is talk shit to the people around him and idolize spirits though.

>>147547168
Thinking any male prefers solas over anything is idiocy actually

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>>147547210
Prove it. Say that in red.

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>all this Solas/Sera talk
Can someone shoop this to be grimacing Solas in the foreground and a Feminquisitor/Sera pair in the background?