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Old >>147166070
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, or Riathen
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
1st for thread sluts
oh god is this her?
>posted this to cutest asura contest on the thread
>>147350045
yep, that's Banjo
>>147349917
Wait a second..that's the same rat from that one choke.gif
>>147350045
>cutest asura
that's one of the ugliest rats i've ever seen
>>147350171
Yes.
>>147350172
It was before tassiface became the ultimate rat slut face. Simpler times.
I just started playing last week, and I found a piece of gear with the oil slick rare dye. Is it possible for me to remove the dye from the gear?
>>147350172
at least some are
cute mice having cute fun!
CUTE FUN
>>147350264
>It was before tassiface became the ultimate rat slut face
There's too many Tassi, I'm getting sick of it.
>>147349803
Read this for guild info:
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
>>147350283
No, because that's the default dye, but you can dye over it for free. If you want it to go back to that default color, just use the dye remover in your options.
>>147351593
don't you get bored of doing this
my friend is a bit special
isn't there a rule against ERP'ing and jsut acting like a faggot attention whore in game? Like a rule of general decency or something like that.>>147351335
>>147350526
>>147350341
>>147350045
>>147349917
>>147352708
ERP'ing is just as bad
>>147352708
yeah, the rule is "get over it"
>>147352882
what pleasure do you get from this shit. masterbating to fucking pixels m8.
>>147351593
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, most of the ones on your list are either dead or aren't even /vg/, stop posting this troll list all the time please.
>>147353080
I'm just here for the cute. It doesn't have to be sexual to be fun!
>>147353292
This is a bullshit lie post, ignore it.
>>147353545
I guess you don't get tired of doing this, that's kind of sad
>>147351496
It became the new mouseface.
>>147353308you make it sexual when we're together in-game though
>>147350045
this cunt still plays? lmao
same human fuckbuddy too?
Read this for guild info:
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
>>147352882
>get over it
>just ignore it buddy :^)
That led to the death of so many mmo generals.
>>147352708
lol X)
>>147354862
if that's all it takes, let it die :^)
>>147353991
Doing what? Showing people that DORF is the real /vg/ guild?
>>147354779
It's an old screen, I think. IIRC though, he does, and yeah, but he now plays a rat too.
well, time to finish yesterdays caturday
>work and go to college all week
>weekends i finally get to play the game and want to discuss whatever on this giant thread
>this happens all weekend
>people wonder why the thread is dead
>people defend this loser
>not banned until hours later
charr players are selfish spammers, this is stupid
>>147357514
dude just ignore it :^)
>>147357514
It's less defend more accept, safe for a few memers. It was heavily reported early on, but it did nothing, so people just embraced it.
I haven't played in 6 months when raids just came out (didn't play it because shit gear), what's new? My main was Thief
>>147357941
fuck off edarkness
It's sunday, please dont catspam.
>>147357514
>weekends i finally get to play the game and want to discuss whatever on this giant thread
Stopped reading right there, making shit up, there is nothing worth discussing in this dead game. These "giant" threads consist of only shitposting as well.
>>147358141
yesterday i said i would finish caturday later
>>147357887
>so people just embraced it
yeah by dropping this shit general
>>147358363
I'll allow it then.
>>147358225
hey asshole go fuck your fucking self
i actually wanted to try raids this weekend and see if any anons from here wanted to play together since i haven't joined the main NA guilds yet but i guess that's too much to ask eh? too much for you to care. i also wanted to ask about spvp builds since someone told me the metabattle ones were outdated
fuck this, your attitude aint helping and i'm not waiting for the spam to end
>>147359073
Why do people like Cheetahfu? She looks like a basic bitch.
>>147357998
I'm not edarkness, EU over here
Get this mcharr off me, lol.
Mordremoth solo, get on my level :^)
>>147358403
Some for sure, but those wouldn't be here complaining now.
>>147355410
we both know that's not true and you're beating a dead horse. edarkness hates /gw2g/ and when people have been redirected to him, he gets pissed and goes on some tantrum tirade. you think you're being funny :^)))))))))) so you (plural because, again, let's be real here) keep doing it to get (You)s and to piss people off.
>>147355892
>>147358363
>yesterdays caturday
>it's not saturday anymore in any part of the world
>>147358403
what do you expect people to do. reporting does nothing. and even if it did, he has multiple IPs like jugg did. jugg was enough of a prick to dump his cat folder for over a week in the thread and someone was enough of a prick to save it all. and now they're being retarded and keeping it going because they know nothing will happen.
>>147360770
im not going to leave a caturday that was started uncompleted
>tfw servicing random people who walk by you in lion's arch and making 100g/hour
>>147360982
It ends when saturday is over, even Jugg wasn't this retarded
>>147361181
ive been doing this for over a year, i think i would know how i end this
>>147360770
but it's still jugg?
>>147359412
i dont know but ingame she had the personality of a wet cracker
>>147355410
They don't even recruit from here, and want nothing to do with /vg/, you're just doing everyone a disservice lol. Pic related, invite spam from mapchat.
>>147361474
Oooh, wet cracker how exactly?
>>147361307
Why did you return? Let it end.
>>147362158
renewed for a 2nd season
>>147362330
No one wanted it renewd
>>147362330
I thought you left gw2
>>147363448
when was the last time you saw me log in to gw2
>>147363528
I dont know you in gw2, who are you catspammer? who?
>>147363795
is this your first caturday or something?
why did our retard have to be the attention-whoring type?
>>147362568
He actually did a poll. Season 2 won.
>>147364859
he used his ips to spam it. Made it really obvious too. This autist couldn't even stay away from the thread for a month desu
I want to impress Delphy Snowsnuffle
>>147363992
I dont pay attention to the thread much... dont bully me.
>>147364994
getting desperate now, are we?
>>147360478
I talked to edarkness last year and he was cool.
>>147365215
suffering from fetal alcohol syndrome, are we?
Breaking the cat chain with a rat. Resident dressura bumping the thread.
>>147367334
Interesting choice of facial sliders.
>>147367436
nice dress!
>>147367575
i'm going to bad touch rikki until she screams "it feels so good!"
>tfw first rendition of a character was cuter than it is now
time to use the wayback machine
>>147370250
I like that cat.
less vae
more vuncia
can't stay mad at this face
I wish we had some cute rats mixed in to ease the pain of cat spam...
>>147372427
i got u
>>147373232
GIVE ME THAT CHEETAH
post lewd enough cat sunday
>>147374302
bluesura is so cute
>>147374571
shut up drag
>>147375114
Blue is cute! CUTE! Now shut it, namedropper, you didn't even drop my name!!!
>>147375291
shut up lani
>>147375475
you shut up! you can't even namedrop me, what the fuck!
>>147376013
i just did
go away squinty
w-where am I?
>>147376013
ill hold you down and fuck you lani you stop talking back
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/game/lore/Charr-are-attractive
I hope we're all on the same page tonight
>>147378076
Lani I like being cucked? Come cuck me with your vomit haired slut.
>jugg had to rig his own poll to pretend that people enjoy caturday
>>147379537
...pathetic...
>Placing mesmer portals right on top of world boss chests
Why is this allowed?
>>147378076
where is he
>>147379812
>Mindlessly spamming "f"
> Watch watch you press nerd
>>147379812
>not having autoloot
when are faeeq and jugg gonna stop being tsundere for each other and hook up?
>>147379436
>Lani I like being cucked?
The last married couple I played with was a few years ago, I blocked them to move on to the bond I'm still nurturing to this day. Sorry anon, missed that train~
>>147379963
He's right here!A faint quack can still be heard..
>>147381629
I'm going to have a group hug with Lani and her moa
>>147381629
my duck now
>>147381629
I'm going to take your duckie when you aren't looking and raise it to be my personal moa mount!
Howdy /gw2g/!
How are we today?
moist moa cloaca
tight mcharr boypussy
Big Pussy and Lil' D on the case!
moa monday soon
can YOU save her?
>>147382872
>Rikki hanging her competition
who is the muskiest mcharr
>>147382872
bluesura no
PvE and PvP skill balance separation is a good thing right?
>>147383845
>>147384123
>1 month later still no good hope toons
chop chop
>>147384489
>>147383287
No. It indicates that devs have lost all control of their overall design. It's the easy way out, and anet is just shittier for it.
>>147388664
They already did it in GW1, fuck off, retard.
>>147389369
Newfag detected
wake up
>>147391585
No anon, I don't want to wake up anymore.
Let me sleep until the end of the earth. ;_;
Comfyanon...
>>147391960
*pats* i would snuggle with you and make sure you're comfy if i could, snufflefu! <3
>>147393413
yes anon, i'm here, just about to go out to do some stuff. are you okay?
>>147393554
*pats* c:
Riathen
Gkick
Fuckin
When
???
Drosera??
Raziel?
please.
>>147396389
what did I do?
>brulent reminds me of my ex
so how am I supposed to make friends in this game when everyone is a degenerate or autist?
>>147398390
If you're being serious I'll give you un-ironic advice, join HOPE
Most of us aren't degenerate rats and cats and the autists got shoved out long ago. Those that are left are pretty chill, discord mainly.
>>147398660
Don't do this. You'll just get stalked. HOPE's very good at that.
>>147398756
I'd only stalk you if you were a qt FHD
>>147398660
I did join HOPE but what am I even supposed to do now? The guild chat is ded, and I'm not experienced enough with the game to involve myself with shit people do daily, if they do anything at all
>>147398390
Join HOPE if you want to compete into getting clique tp have friemds.
>>147399064
Join us in the discord! We love to talk to new people
>>147399064
people always talk on the discord.
A lot of members, myself included, barely ever talk in gchat and only talk on the discord. We rarely ever use it for voice, mostly as a text chat.
>>147399152
>>147399287
Alright, thanks. I regularly use discord for voice, but I'm not too sure I'd want to voice chat with random people anyways.
I still don't think I'd ever really talk because I'm awful in group settings with unfamiliar people, but I'll throw up the chat on another monitor.
>j-join the chatroom we talk there!
>don't even talk or play the game itself
Why the fuck do you even recruit from here still? None of you even play the game anymore.
New players are far better off joining some normie map chat guild because they'd sure a hell get more interaction from them than HOPE.
>>147399287
what is the point of gw2 if everyone only talks in discord?
>>147399486
>someone actually believes this
>>147399486
>>147399487
Lots of us still play the game. It's a good way to keep in touch with members who no longer play, you know, because we're friends.
I don't remember anyone's names, so I just assume I've known everyone in the discord for years!
Over text, of course. I remember all of your voices.
>>147381629
>blocked
but whY?
I need to know the story now..
>>147401113
because lani is too retarded to handle multiple friendships due to the fact she is socially broken.
>>147399487
To communicate and do things together in other games too? Not everyone wants to be logged into GW2 all the time.
>>147401113
lani just blocks whomever she is done with, casting them aside like pawns
I don't know why Calsi and Lani are even allowed back in HOPE when they cried about being bullied by HOPE and made their own stupid clique guild.
Don't trust that vomit-haired slut or that stupid glasses wearing bitch.
>>147402059
When you've got two cucks for guild leaders they'll allow anyone back in.
>>147402145
except venomblade
How do I git gud at Ascalonian Catacombs explorable? I just unlocked it today and started a group, we got to the first boss and the group fell apart after two wipes.
I'm playing a mesmer at it feels like I get one shot by everything, but there's so much shit going on and I only get two dodges and one blink.
Gkick calsi and lani for shitposting about their rivals in this thread. All the rat drama is caused by them.
Which people are banned from HOPE? Venomblade, Effie, Dindu. Anyone else?
>>147402225
The two cuck leaders let him back in multiple times. Until dylan kicked him out for good.
>>147402256
ac exp is the easiest dungeon in the game, just join lvl 80 parties only and get carried
>>147402371
Edarkness, Reignofpain,
>>147402371
Rexxie
>>147401350
>>147401812
They wanted to continue to be lewd and I decided it was time to be reserved to a special person, something I really wanted and still do. At the time I noticed them being tired of GW2 and had already moved on to FFXIV to continue their sexcapades and general MMO fun so I was seeing them less and less as time went on. In the end, one of them couldn't take no for an answer so I blocked them both, I've kept plenty of friendships with people who respected my decision and didn't turn super creepy about it
Nothing too heartbreaking, it was the right thing to do
>>147402371
Marblemaid
>>147406020
>enjoy your used goods lime
>>147402371
Vae
>>147406714
it feels good banning that shitposting asswipe of a "man"
>>147407042
what do you mean, you didnt kick him
>>147407042
He willingly left HOPE what are you on about
>>147407557
can this meme end already?
>>147406336
>>147406336
I'm happy with how enjoyable that sort of past was for me, don't regret any of it besides the weirdos. You know, the people who do not know limits and push OOC boundaries in a very uncomfortable way? Too much baggage anon, I'll never go back to that.
I like RP too though! Too shy for it, so I watch others RP whenever I visit the Reach
>>147407689
>5 seconds later
is rp good in gw2?
>>147407830
"surprise"
>>147407923
no everyone is a cringelord
>>147407689
>>147407894
Status: BTFO
>>147407894
I was looking for that image.
>>147407216
>>147407557
answer me this vae defense force, why would that stop a man from making sure he never rejoins?
>>147402059
lani and calsi are based, they got over their snobbishness instead of staying in a dead raid guild like shitcora
>>147408835
Calm down Faeeq this isn't real life
>>147402059
I'm going to hug that stupid glasses wearing bitch!
>>147409019
>this isn't real life
not him familia, this right here is why furfags like gae and shitcora are autistic tho
help, my son stays in his room pretending to be a giant catman!
>>147409208
gae doesn't rp at all
>>147409208
desperate bait
does vae rp???
>>147409653
thanks for reply
>>147409448
>>147409889
yes and his skin for it is as thick as a wet cracker
>>147410046
is his tailhole as thin as a wet cracker too??
>>147410046
Post an example of his RP so we know you're not lying.
>>147410228
its really bad, he would tear up if i shared it
>>147410156
he has a pussy.
>>147410489
Do it faggot so we can all laugh at him too
>>147410524
>Average human noble RPers in a nutshell.
I want to rub my barb on gae's wet cracker.
>Most runes are so out of the meta that selling them at a merchant is more or less required instead of the trading post
>Most defensive and hybrid stat spreads are unused in PvE
>The only way Anet knows how to change this is by adding more damage to things and slapping timers
>>147410770
>tfw you will never share eskimo kisses with Peachy's moist, warm wigglesniff
>>147410770
best final thread image
>>147410686
>he wants to clear fractals in full nomad's with runes of the trooper and a hammer warrior build
>>147410489
>he has a pussy.
Gae the [Buck Angel] Spectre
Let's just let this one 404 and go to a new one since >image cap
>>147411109
>>147411109
>>147411109
>>147411009
I want to play a game where full nomad's with trooper runes on a hammer warrior build does more than just turn you into a health sponge that with unnecessary CC, yeah. I want GW2 to be a game whose PvE isn't a giant DPS race against a timer. I want auras, combo projectiles, broken break bars, and non DPS conditions to matter in PvE.
>>147411278
It's not an MMO but have you looked at Monster Hunter? It could be right up your alley with what you're saying.
>>147411141
bump