Guild Wars 2 General /gw2g/

Hi Dros.

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I'll post the rest of this Vae ERP if you guys can roll a 7.

>>147411236
Give me the Vae cunny

>>147411109
>The Silverwastes through dirty glasses

>>147411236
>mcharr with a pussy
whats the point???

>>147411278
MMO combat has always been shallow, and alleged MMOs like GW1 were more like Diablo than anything.

>>147411236
I'm disgusted but curious. Rolling

>>147411236
rollan

>>147411404
>mcharr that is a pussy irl
whats the point???

>>147411236
Isn't that just the infamous "Let me choke on your cock, Faeeq" image?

hi is this mini /b/: GW2 edition?

>>147411861
I have never seen that one, post it.

>>147411967
Not really.

>>147411236
This one >>147411967 counts, right?

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>>147411861

>>147412076
No, because he wasn't rolling. You were close though lel.

>>147411236
zzz post it or fuck off desu

>>147412128
My image has Vae in it if you look back, but I am familiar with this one that you posted.

>>147412175
Then roll, fucker.

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Why do you guys care so much about people that don't even play anymore?

>>147411236
Heres your (you)

>>147412301
When has Vae playing ever mattered to people who barbpost or like his memes?

>>147412452
it should matter
where's the fun in shitposting about someone that isn't here to see it anymore?

>>147413030
Think about celebrity gossip, it's a way to feel closer to them. In my case, I just wanted an easy way to bump this thread.

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>>147411171

>>147413105
Why would you need a way to bump this thread is the game is alive and worthy of discussion?

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>>147413150
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, most of the ones on your list are either dead or aren't even /vg/, stop posting this troll list all the time please.

Do you think Dros could help me score some ERP with a few of the HOPE rats?

>>147413105
Be honest with us, if someone did roll a 7 would you have posted the rest?

>>147413262
>is the game is alive
Ask me that again without projecting your inhuman accent, cEUck.

>>147413401
Yes, that's why I posted part of it. Get hype, famalam.

>>147413427
It's about 5am over there in NA isn't it? Maybe you should do something more productive in your life than shitposting.

cumming on lani's face as i type this

>>147413505
Why am I NA again? I don't need to be part of it to realize where cEUcks are born.

lUKily, some people left it.

>>147411236

>>147413596
same

>>147413697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfiAsWR4qU

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>>147413697
Congratulations.

Literally called it.
This is such bullshit, I wish I could get (You)s that easily.
Come the fuck on.

>>147413886
Dude, it's a different image entirely, fuck off, I delivered.

>>147413832
>it's just Vae shitposting in game
I expected nothing and somehow I'm still disappointed.

>>147413886
Literally post this >>147413275
And you'll get retards to give (You)s everytime.

It's the same shit. That's all he can do, squat and suck cock. Fucking hell.
Give me some fucking (You)s, god damn.

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If I weren't a miserable fuck, I'd call you all miserable fucks.

lani squatting and sucking cocks

>>147414009
I'll eat you like a wet cracker, bro.

>>147414183
Thank you.
Still mad but damn...

How many players does the original Guild Wars have? I want to try it, but i dont want to play a dead MMO

>>147414251
>>147414183 (You)
Thank you.
Still mad but damn...

>>147414323
THIS IS GW2G GENERAL FUCK OFF

Look for some nice norn ass to pound whisper me

>>147414323
It has enough, but it helps to have friends.

tfw no gray mcharr to choke on my throbbing cock

>>147411141 (You)
bump

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post the first screenshot that you ever took

>dem rock textures

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>>147414902

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>>147414902

>>147414902
>when your drive crashes and wipes everything

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>>147414902

http://guildwars-2.deviantart.com/art/Cyberbully-Wafflesaurus-4576-619475153

>>147417338
Boppsi confirmed for cyberbullying

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>havent been in thread for a few years now
>someone tells me people still shitpost about me
ayyy

>>147417532
You were only mentioned in passing. You sound like a narcissist for thinking otherwise.

>>147417610
Oh that's alright. Was just told in game is all
What do you even do in this game and general any more, I got bored of this game a few years ago (right after I got my legendary)

>>147417713
You were smart for leaving. You spared yourself from all the disappointment we felt at anet's focus on the gemstore and neglect of actual playable content.

>>147417819
>dissapoint
I don't know anon, for whatever reason I decided to play Nostalrius and Blade & Soul instead. I'm not sure which one dissapointed me more. MMO's, never again. Went back to grand strategy games

>>147417528
but boppsi's just a cute femsura

>>147417338
>HOPE in charge of not being bullies
wooooooooooooooooow

>>147414323
GW1 isn't really an mmo anyway. It's basically a cooperative RPG like Dark Souls.

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>>147414902
I couldn't find the first one. It was either being chased by a crowd of crystal corrupted players or a bunch of people on the staircase outside of AC shouting HI COLON.

>like the game
>get to level cap on two characters
>pvp until rank 50

I no longer have any desire to play despite knowing it's an aight game

>new thread
>still no evidence of gae being a cunny boy
nice lies anon

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>put so much money and effort into making my characters look interesting and appropriate
>spend so much time immersing myself in the world, often just walking around pretending I'm going on adventures
>it all feels pointless and wasted because I can't get into roleplay with other human beings and the game world itself is actually really, really shit for this kind of immersion

am I alone in this feel

>femcharr gulping down plentiful load while her mouth is used as barbsleeve

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>>147424941

>>147426309
That's gay

hey anon

>>147417338
>http://guildwars-2.deviantart.com/art/Cyberbully-Wafflesaurus-4576-619475153


booppsi no ;_; you're my soft little cute femsura waifu..;.

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>>147424941

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>>147426309
>tfw

reminder gw1 funded this garbage

>>147426309
1. Mcharr teeth are generally bigger, that makes mcharr blowjobs harder and more dangerous.
2. Mcharr snout is larger, that makes deepthroat/throatfuck almost impossible.

Femcharr mouth is superior for oral pleasure.

>>147430418
>what is lionface

>>147430514
Better for p.1, but still inferior because p.2

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>>147426062

>>147426309
>Vae erp logs

>>147432208
Don't lie to me anon. That's not really Vae. Is it?

>>147432450
it is

>>147432450
it is

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>>147432517
Better than I expected from a chronic shitposter

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I'm back and I'm on TC now.

who is vae blowing

>gae would rather erp than shitpost gw2g with you

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>>147434278
>you'll never know the pleasure of ERP because you're shit at writing and speech and are too scared to try

>>147426309
who ERPs at 4 pm

finding it hard to play anything in this game.

Rev is fun but can only do 1-2 builds.
Necro feels like I'm literally wasting someones slot in a fractal/raid
Warrior doesn't feel right.
Guardian is kinda fun but I feel tired of it.
Thief isn't really my thing.
Ranger is still ranger, and sadly will never feel good enough to play.

Mesmer is fun, but I get the feeling I'm spending 3x the energy to match a facerolling rev.

Ele is good fun, but I don't seem to have the touch with the swapping and staying in certain elements when needed.

What do you do when you like a game but find all venues of play unsatisfying?
I run mostly power builds because I prefer it, condi feels way to gimmicky for what I typically do in game.

>>147438335
Necro is the singular best class for high level fractals. Ideally a 5 necro comp will clear the high scales fastest. Necro is also really good in raids.

why does HOPE harbor bullies and known pedopihles like boppsi and bole

guys i had one year break in gw2, and would love to join that game again just to kill time, is there any friendly fella who could elaborate everything to me?

>>147438796
Bole doesn't even play anymore. He just shitposts in the discord.

>>147438653
I've been mostly maining necro off and on for a few months now.

Running valk + zerker trinkets with Wurm runes and abusing the free crit from the reaper tree to make up for lost damage.

Just always end up feeling like I'm not doing enough for the raid even with blood magic. Maybe its just a lingering stigma from pre HOT necro play.

>>147438879
c o n t e n t d r o u g h t

do not return until the next expansion

>>147439096
Power necro is pretty weak for DPS in raids. You can't really do anything about it.

Just play viper necro instead.

>>147439096
>power necro
you are doing nothing, power necro is good for fights that are <20seconds long

>>147439210
what is going to happen then?
i dont even have heart of thorns, logged on while ago and was simply overwhelmed by everything

>>147439217
Its a mix of hating the gate the put on viper gear and not being a huge fan of condi builds.

I can't really justify the investment on a maybe since there is literally no other viable condi gear.

Expertise was a huge mistake and a bandaid to their broken as fuck debuff mechanics.

>>147439315
Game is dead as fuck currently because the last expansion barely added any lasting things to do. Most players are on a hiatus until LS3 and the next expansion or will never return to begin with.

This general is only further proof of the current terrible state of things.

>>147438879
LOOK AT THE OP POST YOU STUPID FUCK

>>147439504
dont play power necro in raids you are literally gimping your team an actually good role, even if it was something like power ele or even just a power guard that camped hammer

>>147439508
so returning to this game is a bad idea?
desu ive never really cared about pvp and wvw but going for world bosses (jugnle wurm, tequalt) and some seasonal events like crowns pavilion used to give me pleasure

>>147439804
As I said, its why I don't enjoy the class currently.


Should probably just go back to being braindead gs/ham warrior and cheesing literally everything.

>>147440121
triggered

>>147439552
people dont ever read the OP, how new are you?

>>147439853
you can still do world bosses, but that's all you'll be doing since dungeons and low level fractals are dead

>>147441079
thats why im telling him to you jerkoff, and itd still be better than the meme answers he got

hoiw do i find erp in gw2? does the hope guild erp?

>>147441580
The truth is a meme now

>>147442382
hope is a femsura erp guild, if your not a femsura they wont erp with you

>>147443281
which rats erp?

>lusster is STILL in the guild

What the fuck Drosera?

A fucking genie visits you at night and asks what you want for GW2 to be a good game, what would you ask for?

>>147446517
to never exist

>>147446517
AI that isn't garbage.

No more random enemies just randomly standing around an open field doing fucking nothing, now they have actual behavior. Pack animals wander the maps in packs. Predators wander around looking for food. Bandits actually co-ordinate defenses of their camps and have patrols groups wandering the vicinity. All enemies now have a sense of self-preservation and don't just fucking stand in place waiting for you to kill them. Eemies now make actual use of movement and positioning, and ranged enemies actually fucking keep their range. Enemies will coordinate attacks and make use of combo skills. Enemies also autoattack 2-3 times faster to put actual pressure on the player.

Also I'd like an actual fucking day-night cycle and not just a fucking blue tint every now and then

>>147446517
for the current gw2 to have never existed and instead replaced by the final gw1 utopia expansion with a HD revamp

>>147439853
>crown's pavilion
that's probably never coming back, buddy

>tfw no futacharr wife to choke on her hyper barbed cock and make a mess

>>147447451
there is no such thing as a futacharr, please follow accepted greentext shitpost guidelines

>tfw no femcharr wife to have a family with

>tfw no futacharr wife to prove these fuckers it exists

>tfw no femcharr wife

>tfw no soft and warm femcharr friend to fall asleep on under a tent during a rainy night on your adventures

>tfw no femcharr unbirthing partner

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>>147448363
this is truely the worst feel

>>147446517
a femcharr wife that doesn't suck

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busted flagon, second floor, first door on the left

>>147450354
why you dont like oral so much?

>>147450764
don't do this

>>147450764
Flunkky........

>>147439096
>valk + zerker trinkets with Wurm runes

LMAO. You are a fucking idiot. Run Vipers and Thorn runes.

No wonder you feel useless because your entire setup is fucking garbage.

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>>147450764
I'm coming up from below, little hamster. Your guest will soon arrive.

i still cant believe how i got tricked into paying $50 for this pile of shit expansion
>i actually thought collin's promises were going to be fulfilled

>>147453516
>you now realize Colin left before completing his own expansion

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>>147451412
But I'm still in w2z3

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>>147446517

What this anon said >>147447135

Also separate PvE and sPvP/WvW.
Blind (PvE) now stays on the AI for the full duration but they miss 70% of their attacks. Don't know why it's 100% because it's not stealth or aegis, the enemy should still be aiming in your general direction so they should at least have some chance at hitting you. It worked this way in GW1 and it worked well.
Chilled (PvE) lasts longer on the AI, 1-3 seconds of chill does nothing for the combat.
Confusion (PvE) causes the AI to damage their allies on top of the damage per tick and skill usage, same for players in PvE (no killing NPC's though).

Give the AI the ability to dodge so Weakness isn't totally useless and we're set on conditions. Make them use the same types of skills the players use, have them support each other defensively and offensively with damage multipliers through banners, some special monster traits, blasted fields, etc.

Talking about fields, why would anyone blast anything but a fire combo field? Change the auras for PvE too and some boons like Retaliation and Regeneration. Protection doesn't apply the 33% damage reduction to conditions and Resistance pretty much nullifies it, so why isn't there a boon that applies 33% damage reduction towards conditions? Slap that on top of Retaliation on top of higher damage sent back to the attacker in PvE. Retaliation is potent on the AI so why isn't it potent on the player as well?

With a tweaked AI, they shouldn't melt as quick as they do now. These tools will also be available to them making the combat feel more interesting than it ever has been. There's no danger, no threat, no pressure except in raids and that's mostly boss fights. These changes justify higher gold from dungeons and dungeon revamps/new dungeons for the future.

>>147454723
>off hand pistol thieves rejoice

>>147454723
>These changes justify higher gold from dungeons and dungeon revamps/new dungeons for the future.
he doesn't know...

>>147454973

>have them support each other defensively
>Cleansing properties of certain fields
>Condition cleanse
>Condition transfer

If the AI gets updated with the same skill types as the players, they'll be able to fight back perma blind thieves but make them totally obsolete if those defensive skills are on reasonable cool downs.

Also why isn't there a skill channel bar that shows the skill(s) your highlighted enemy/ally are using? Would make interrupts easier to benefit from overall. GW1 had that and I miss it.

>>147455371
Because the devs supremely fucking daft. They refuse to implement a cast bar or target indicator because they insist that it would lower the skill ceiling and that gameplay would be more deep and interesting if the player had to learn and recognise attack animations, which I would agree makes for better gameplay, and yet they also insist on giving everything fucking ludicrous particle effects which means you can't fucking see the tell animations they insist you rely on.

>>147454521
Colin should go into British politics.

>tfw no mousewife

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>tfw 100% mousewife

>>147458305
Ho-ho! I say, that was rather clever.

>>147458690
mousewives fuck their significant others, rikki
when are we going to fuck?

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>>147461118
when are we going to be significant others?

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How would fucking a norn girl work as a human?

>>147462953
You gird your loins and bring your A game

Should I buy Heart of Thorns?

>>147463735
only if you've hit lvl 80 and really want about 5% more content

>>147444398
almost every rat

http://guildwars-2.deviantart.com/art/Cyberbully-Wafflesaurus-4576-619475153

omg
>Isn't that right ryan or perhaps you prefer boppsi?
>they then set off bombs right at my feet, which make my graphics card scream.
is boppsi using a hack to blow up bombs faster? like the hack shiilo used to crash people with musical instruments
>EVEN MORE AMUSING is that this cyberbully has now taken it to the next level and as of today has added this gallery to their watch!
wow

>>147467053
>some tumblrite that hasn't moved on from deviantart is being "bullied" and anon is defending them
kill yourself

>>147467263
>defending
bitch you blind

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>>147467053
>all his cyberbullying posts
These people do exist!

>>147439210

I just got heart of thorns, I have plenty of content to burn through. I might even >raid

>>147467053
>Pedophile sets off spaz with connections to cyber police
Shoulda stuck to your lolis, ryan.

>>147467053
>like the hack shiilo used to crash people with musical instruments
>Boppso gets banned
>The absolute shitstorm that will ensue

>>147467053
Is this the charr that rps with an accent

>>147468758
yea its a charr main lmao

>>147467053
>Isn't that right ryan or perhaps you prefer boppsi?
This guy got that info from that one pic of Boppsi irl
I hope he doesn't include /gw2g/ in his customer support ticket heh, most likely lurks here

>>147469014
I dont think someone who gets this annoyed would be on this site.

>>147469619
ive met some absolute pussies from this board, they only care if it happens to them

>>147466045
You should erp your SO, Rikki. All mousewives should.

>>147470003
namedrop so i can bully them

>>147470902
arcos shiningpaw

I am going to bully boppsis womb with my cum

>>147426309
what does his musky cuntboy cunny smell like?

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cerbarbus

>>147473339
The three worst mcharr faces all in the screenshot

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>>147473339
And people said I was a sparklecat.

dont speak me is problem, pvp queue be time is long too much.
Hello of here is problem big.
What say you hear lots of problem.

Too much of wait time is long, make of pvp faster is2slow. Make of round time be of faster too.

>>147473630
Lionface and the one in the middle are fine. Stop having shit taste anon

>>147473339
>still pretending to be a cat

>>147474148
How about you stop being delusional and having shit taste both at the same time kek

>>147474470
No

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>>147474178
do you think that they let just anybody into Black Citadel? NO! It is only us CHARR

>>147474034
Florburz a cute
a CUTE!
>>147474067
yes

rikki how much to cuck me with your charr

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Watch as I, the Charr, eat this entire bucket of lard

Now,really,why the fuck do you even get deranked when a 5v5 match starts as a 2v5 one?

Or when you are dominating your side early game and then puff...the other guy dies 1 and i repeat 1and ragequits,fucking really.

I wanted,i REALLY wanted to friggin try and play gw2 tonight but they won't allow me,i spent more time queuing and loading the matches than playing them. 3 matches,overall 15 minutes to find and load them,and 7 minutes to have them quit respectively at: 3 mins,2 mins and at the load screen. Go fukc yourselves on pac-man instead of infesting multiplayer games.

I feel like all i achieved in 30 mins was loosing 8 pips by staring at an empty game-start map.

I'm against queue bans in this game and the likes,but hell,moments like this make me wish otherwise,can't play a single fuckining match without people leaving.

>>147475892
calm down faeeq

rikki do you erp?

>>147476505
for gold

>>147476589
HOW MUCH I WILL PAY ANY AMOUNT

>>147476660
depends

Where is Lusster? I want to talk to him...

will rikki erp me if i have no gold but i'm a cute rat?

>>147477398
Rikki has converted to mcharr now.

>>147477483
that doesn't change my question

>>147477589
mcharr don't associate with rats

I just want to be the warm futasura who finds love and supports her partner with all of her strength.

>>147477759
That's a lie.

post gae logs

>>147478008
I promised him I wouldn't

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plz don't spread rumors about me mmmk?

>>147478212
answer the question or i'll continue the bullying

>>147477914
That's a good aspiration anon, supporting your significant other and having a pleasant body temperature are noble pursuits.

Do you think femcharrs have ticklish feet?

>>147478053
You're a good person

>>147479061
they dont have feet

>>147479092
Do you think femcharrs have ticklish paw pads?

>>147476913
Lusster is my bf irl

>hearing your femcharr's deep rumbling giggle as you squeeze her paw pads

do you think femsura have ticklish feet?

>>147478798
Right now it's cold.

>>147412301
wow someone using my pic to shitpost wew

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Would you snuffle a snuffle?

>>147481351
I would rather sit with a rat.

>>147481351
I would fix the appearance of a snuffle before anything else, honestly.

>>147481351
Snuffle is the lewdest member in HOPE

>>147454719
lols

>>147481351
give me the femcharr wife

>>147480620
I'm sorry to hear that, I'm sure someday you will achieve feverish temperatures.

>HOPE about to clear wing 3 with Brazil

>>147482907
>hope needs dnt to carry them through raids
and they STILL can't post a good toon

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>>147482907
The memes are at an all time high.

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>>147481417
>>147481763
Fair enough <3

>>147481858
I can neither confirm nor deny this allegation.

>>147482571
Maybe some day anon <3

>>147483042
>brazil in dnt
kek fuck off retard

>HOPE will never believe Nemesis

>>147483172
tfw I played power necro 3years ago because of Nemesis

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grr

>>147482907
>Caring about brazil
He isnt as cool as Florburz

>>147483125
doesnt disprove his two main points

>florburz leaves for a week
>no florburz posting
>florburz comes back
>florburz posting
hmmmm

>>147483257
I miss him. I really wonder what his thoughts on HoT content are.

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>>147483364
makes u think....

>>147483329
>implying you can carry anyone through wing 2 or 3
kek please fuck off retard, and the toon thing is just a forced meme

>>147483257
Drosera tell your HOPE defense force to stop shitposting
chop chop
>>147483516
>>147483125

>>147483258
hi

>HOPE pretending the good toon request is a meme so they dont have to post their shitty characters
So funny

>>147483714
he's right though

>brazil isn't in DnT
>you can't carry someone in wing 3
>>>toons

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>>147483791
heres your )you( buddy, I got your back friend

>>147484005
>droseras only good toon is a clone of squats

>>147484178
>implying otherwise
she is a perfect clone for a reason

>>147484005
>making the same shit toon that many times over
lol
ill let you off the hook if it was just for ironic memes

>>147484283
it was so I could play different classes without having to log into another character for ERP

though originally I was making a line up of mdroseras for memes, I wanted to actually play them and turned a few into femdros'

>>147484283
>insulting the drosera multitude
pathetic

>>147483791
I'll post mine when you post yours, buddy

im gonna fug rikki

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Not yet <3

>>147485660
get in line, rikki was mine first!

yfw rikki is my waifu

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>>147487925

>>147487925
yfw when korrli is my waifu

>>147488229
>

>>147487925
no she's not! prove it!!

RIKKI IS A BETTER FUCK THAN ALL YALL

i fucked rikki so hard she turned into a mcharr

does mike realize nobody likes him? why does he even play gw2 if he constantly makes fun of the people playing it

>>147487395
i just realized the general came so close to being falling off the board

>>147488690
>why does he even play gw2
he's banned https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/45owb5/when_is_anet_going_to_do_anything_about_the/

I have no idea why they keep him in HOPEcord, he's a huge fucking faggot all the time with how much he complains about guildwars 2 in a discord for a guildwars 2 guild, nobody even replies to him except like dros and bole

i am going to raise rikki and my waifu's child!

>>147488825
florburz replies to mike but florburz is just as bad

>complaining when people play games he doesn't play
and
>posting chibi monster hunter pictures

seems to be all he can do

>>147488776
Don't worry comf, I'm on it <3

>>147488690
mike is so annoying, I figured he would just leave eventually since he hates everyone in hope discord so much

he always says everyone has garbage opinions then never says his own because he knows he would get called out

you know what, mike is probably the faggot who thinks "HOPE cant post a good toon" they both are really insecure in the same way

Mexay masturbates during raids

>>147489540
mexay masturbates whenever he goes afk, he has a problem dont make fun of him

>>147489540
he fingers his own asshole while talking in the discord

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Hey guys, sometimes when I'm looking up builds and shit for characters, I see people talk DPS numbers a lot.


What are numbers I should be looking for on fresh 80 mesmer and another fresh 80 ranger in full exotics? The ranger is in full zerk gear and I really don't know how to build her, and I've tried both the sword+sword/focus zerk and scepter/pistol condi mesmer and the latter seems to DPS way higher, so either I'm retarded and bad at the former or I'm just way out of touch in general.

>>147488690
he got banned a while ago, but he's still on the HOPE discord because he's "friends" with some people in there (or, from what people are posting, people he thinks are his friends) but for the most part he plays overwatch or talks about how much stuff he buys for dindu.

>>147489739
mesmer and ranger are in two different ballparks, dps wise. are you talking wvw or pve?

kick mike from HOPEcord

chop chop drosera

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>>147489245
I'm a skilled professional.

>>147489928
PvE. I know they're in different ballparks, but I'm just curious what numbers I should be looking at in general.
I see people talking about 10, 20k DPS all over the place but when I slap on zerker gear and do the rotation a sword/focus mesmer should be doing, I only get 2,000 so either I'm doing something incredibly wrong or people are using some tool that reports this shit differently. I'm sure I probably sound like an idiot to someone that knows way more about this than me.

>>147490359
when people talk dps numbers and say 20k, they're also taking into account buffs (trait/class based) and fury, possibly alacrity, full might, etc. also consider food and utility (sharpening stone or maintenance oil). if you just go by trinkets, armor, and weapons, you won't really reach those numbers on your own

>>147490803
Alright, I guess that makes sense, but then on that hand, how am I supposed to know my build is working? When I tried out a copy/paste zerker mesmer build (no chronomancer, I just got HoT), it was peaking maybe 2.6k DPS on a training golem, whereas a condi scepter/focus build was hitting nearly 5k.

I'm guessing that's just moot and will entirely change in a dungeon/fractal/raid scenario because of team buffs? I still haven't done any dungeons or fractals on either because I don't know anyone to do them with.

Thanks for responding.

>>147491121
if you're in the raid training golem thing, you should be able to apply class specific buffs to yourself as well as boons so i'd try again with your zerk build to see if you get the numbers you're thinking of. condi gives more because of supplemental damage but in terms of raids, mesmers are more of a tank/utility class.
>i'm guessing that's just moot and will entirely change in a dungeon/fractal/raid scenario because of team buffs
pretty much

Who is the best HOPE raider and how do i waifu them up?

>>147491663
>if you're in the raid training golem thing
I just went to the PvP lobby and walked over to the training golems. I doubt this is where you're talking about?

>mesmers are more of a tank/utility class
Yea, I can see that, and I wouldn't mind switching to a chrono spec for high-tier content or anything like that. I just want to fiddle around and see what I can work with otherwise.

>>147491865
go to lion's arch and enter the aerodrome area, there should be a dps area/training golem section. that's where most people do their dps checks. the pvp golems give you a a better idea of what kind of damage you do in a pvp setting, the raid golem dps thing is better for more realistic in damage in pve since that allows for food and utility (as well as personal buff application as necessary) whereas pvp doesn't

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>>147467053
i've been around this guy for maybe 10 minutes total the past week and he's gone absolutely apeshit on me twice for standing ontop of him before wping away or logging out. someone this psychotic takes everything as bullying, i've not even said a word to the guy.

what was the name of that one HOPE femsura with green skin that sucked in raids as a power necro?

>>147492368
lying bully

>>147492042
Alright, thanks. I just went there and see I can apply might, fury, and tons of other party boons/effects to myself, but what would I realistically see on myself as a mes?

>>147492535
i guess, if he didn't stand and talk to himself for no reason with an annoying dialect i wouldn't have been provoked to shoo him away

>>147492739
You could have just blocked them. Now you just look like a twat.

>>147492394
>tfw morhinna left because our erp sucked

>>147492870
watch out buddy, i'll stand ontop of you and drop bombs at your feet next
don't think i wont

>>147493225
how good was that slut?

>>147493430
Childish response from a child predator.

>>147493497
your kids are next
nobody is safe

>>147492394
Morrinha and yes, she used to ERP HOPE members.

Rexxie...

i miss cummies
i'd do anything for cummies anon
i'm a cute femsura....

>>147492674
that i can't actually help you with because while i have a general knowledge of the roles each class has in the current meta for raids, i've never played a mesmer in a raid myself. you might have do to a bit of digging or hopefully someone more experienced in here can help

>>147492674
As a mesmer your contribution to a raid team is quickness/alacrity uptime. You need a second person to test this better. You will need to practice your quickness rotation and ensure you are giving allies quickness in the heat of combat.

>>147494329
Hi anon, I'm here. Are you okay?

>>147495082
i've already cum twice today in the last few hours. If you were here your cunny would be full of my cummies and your face and tummy would be covered.

>>147495558
can i wear the rattata vest while you pick me up and give me hard cummies?

>>147495654
That won't be easy for you anon, but you can try it if you really want to. This doesn't mean pokemon are for fug, as they aren't, they are for hug. It just means you're a lewd lil femsura and you enjoy taboo things. Either way, I'm going to give you the cummies.

>>147495789
can the rattata give me cummies while you feed it the HOPE burgers?

>>147495558
I just wanted to say that i hope you're having a nice day and also *pats*

>>147495891
no, but we can enjoy a nice (non lewd) time together and eat yummy burgers

>>147495892
thnx anon, i wish the same for you too c: *pats*

>>147496164
Rexxie when are you going to rescue FHDs being trapped by their terrible partners

>>147496419
I haven't come across any like that anon, and plus, it's not an easy thing to do. It's quite complex and difficult, if at all possible.

>>147495319
Yea. I've been watching a few videos on this and would like to try scepter + pistol/shield chronomancer, but I just got HoT and have nowhere near the 250 hero points required. What's the fastest way I could go about that?

>>147497119
Try to find a hero point train or do easier ones and wait for others to come for the tougher ones.

>>147497273
In Maguuma HoT areas or elsewhere? Sorry m8, don't mean to be a spoonfed cunt.

Vae deserved it

>>147497996
The HoT hero points give you 10 points compared to the core Tyria ones. All the core Tyria ones are easily solo'd but a good number of the HoT hero points have tough champions which can be tricky to solo.

rikki

>>147498615
Okay, that makes 250 a lot less daunting. Thanks. Would going through the HoT story give me those or anything else in particular?

I actually need to finish my vanilla game story too, but I assume it's a lot less important now.

Wheres calsi and rikki?

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wheres my femsura semen demon?

>>147475892
yeah this game's big problem is not the balancing but the players playing it.
Around 7/10 games somebody leaves, I dont understand why, but yeah may they all burn in hell sooner rater then later. I really hate this game as the community is shit very often I cant stand to play it more then one game.

SO to all leavers, stop playing or stay in the fucking match cowards.

>>147493225
I know who this is. Whisper me right now.

I'm gonna bully Boppsi's cunny with my hard cock.

I'm gonna bully Calsi's butt with my tongue.

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>tfw no femcharr wife

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>>147501714
>tfw no mcharr husband

>>147502027
hey, i have a crazy idea
what if
i was a mcharr husband
and you were a femcharr wife
and wehook up

>>147502264
u2 should do this
u will be a very cute and happy couple!

How the fuck does Druid kill anything this is the most boring fucking specialization

>>147502264
But I'm mcharr

>>147504092
im actually a femcharr but im sure we can make it work out, right?

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>wow in a content drought for two more months
>lets see what guild wars 2 has going on. Haven't played it since HoT launch
>finish the HoT story. Kill the dragon and literally nothing. No acknowledgement no ceremony nothing.
>content drought
What happened to this game? It used to be good right?

>>147504795
I'm sure you can, anon

>>147504913
feels like the devs have given up on it

>>147503830
Are you the same garbage anon that runs Valk armor and zerker trinkets on necro?

If you are, you're just shit at the game.

>>147504795
Post pics baby.

>>147504913
>It used to be good right?
It had hype and not much else.

>>147500046
How dare you. I'm neither demonic nor have I some luird obsession with seminal fluid. I swear.

>>147506590
I may have some spelling issues, however.

>tfw femsura waifu is disloyal
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

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>tfw not a furry
>not an erper
>just want a human wife

>tfw 4 manning wing 1 and making 500g+/hour each

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>>147414902

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Did he die choking on cock?

>>147507864
where's kittdai?

>>147507989
This is physically impossible, his mouth is too long.

Is Mexay a mexi?

>>147507989
why does he choke on dick so often?
clearly he's doing something wrong

>>147508004
yes

Noodlesura
Spotted wigglesniff
Eye markings
Elixir F
Feetsies
Floppers
Floozie
Dolphin oil (feedback loop)

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>>147499295
>>147500046
Wouldn't you like to know! Ha!
and why are Calsi and Rikki grouped together? Unless...

>>147507124
And stop this meme! No one knows who you're talking about!

I NEED Rexxie's strong Aryan baby batter

>>147509876
I'm here, anon.

>>147509876
Abos and Aryans are no more similar than Indians are to Incans.

thick dripping futarat

being eaten by hungry femcharr

>>147510230
mad & jealous

lusty chemistry lab partner teeming with excess pheromones

Rikki likes Calsi!

domineering futarat punishing her mousewife's not-so-secret mistress with scalding candle wax and an old-fashioned paddling

YOU

KNOW

WHO

YOU

ARE

taut, well-built futarat panting and sweating as unpacks and sets up her merchant stand after a long journey to market

disillusioned femsura mousewife succumbing to her promiscuous co-worker's sexual advances

promiscuous co-worker turning out to have always been genuinely interested in disillusioned femsura