/nsunsg/ Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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>>147208243
>my heroics have earned me the OP
fuck yeah, sluts rule.

>>147208468
Only bronzed, frosted tip gods can please hairpussies

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I don't even know what you guys do in these threads anymore, I just always have them pinned

>>147208468
I was gonna put the picture for Mission 3, but decided that most people wouldn't know what it was.

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>>147208557
Why not both? Or all? She has 3 hairpussies, after all.

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>>147206867
Sasuke-poster at it again, defiling our waifus. Absolute legend.

>>147208747
We do whatever you want to do anon. Want to talk about the game or Naruto in general?

>>147208928
nani?!

>>147209201
Oh. No. I saw the link and checked the wiki myself.

>>147209109

Naruto never went edgy and has a power level much higher that Sasgay's

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What is this bullshit general? You guys are just talking about anime. There's an entire board for that, go there.

>>147209442
But Naruto isn't allowed on /a/.

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>>147209109
>the hottest trait a man could have was edgy autism
Japan, everyone.

>>147209531
>/a/
I was clearly referring to >>>/trash/

>>147209537
Heh, I was just watching his anime video.

>>147209428
Not every strong character was edgy, but every edgy character was strong

>>147209637
Kindly fuck off. Don't feel like dealing with faggots like you today.

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>>147208214
I know it's a meme but you can't self-insert as a character that barely appears. Or at least it's very hard. You're meant to self-insert as the protagonist, that's how story's are meant to be told.

>>147209637
you already made that joke two threads ago

>>147209854
Not all protagonists are audience surrogates.

>>147209854
>Shikamaru
>Barely appears

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>>147209442
>>147209637
You don't need to front so hard, anon. I can tell you used to like Naruto and just want to shitpost about it with us. This is a safe space.

>>147209854
This is my first time posting. I guess my joke just wasn't original. Ill try harder for next time.

>>147209930
name one this isn't me getting confrontational, just genuinely curious

>>147210010
he's a side character, only has about 10 chapters around Asuma's death where he's anything close to being a lead

>>147210103
it seemed original the first time I heard it anywau. Stick around though, I'm sure if you have any grasp of Naruto you'll come around. We don't mind the initial abuse.

>>147210283
You said he barely appears, which just isn't true

As for the lead being an audience surrogate, we've been over how dumb that is to do for Naruto, because Kishi in all his autism made his life fucking absurd. People should not be identifying as him

>>147210464
I identify as him and my bet is that you unconsciously do the same. His life doesn't need to be like my own and I don't have to be a retard to relate to him. Him being an underdog for a lot of the story helps.

>>147210283
Sherlock Holmes.

>>147210693
No, you don't understand. He's so socially inept that he had no friends and everyone hated him. I considered myself a friendless loser, but even I could interact with some people. Kishi made Naruto's life hilariously miserable, and it's just impossible to take seriously

So what's the best place to watch high level naruto play?
Got some local tournaments coming up and need 2 git gud

>>147210856
Nah, Naruto is an audience surrogate. Everyone, especially middle school kids, can relate to the feelings of people looking down you. That plus Naruto's ignorance literally being used to explain chakra to the audience makes him not really an audience surrogate.

Someone like Goku, who's just carefree living in the woods at the start of Dragon Ball, isn't really an audience surrogate.

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>>147210935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-VtdcEC1JE

>>147210421
I dont like Naruto. I just wanted you guys to know that you're just another general wasting space on this board.

>>147211151
Stick around, enjoy the waifus.

>>147211078
He was intended to be that, but I'm saying it wasn't done very well. I certainly never identified as him, and most people I know didn't either. Besides, a character doesn't need to be an audience surrogate to get self-inserted as. Edgy kids self-inserted as Sasuke all the time

>>147210283
Patrick Bateman.

>>147211320
>I certainly never identified as him, and most people I know didn't either.
I dunno, my friends and I did when we were kids. When he got a family and his dream job I felt that sort of resonance.

>Besides, a character doesn't need to be an audience surrogate to get self-inserted as
That's true, but Naruto literally was stupid in unrealistic ways for the setting solely to have the setting explained to the audience.

>>147211151
Thanks for noticing us, senpai. and thanks for the bump ;^)

>>147210795
>>147210856
maybe there's something wrong with me because I relate to almost every protagonist ever. I've only seen the Sherlock Holmes films but pretty sure I self-inserted. It's only impossible if it's a woman (because the dynamics are way off) that I don't do this, which is why for me personally female protagonist is inherently an inferior story.

Looks like it really is just me. I couldn't get through a 700 chapter manga about a char I don't identify with.

>>147211078
I self-inserted as multiple characters for Dragon Ball. Like for the Cell arc towards the end I'd obviously self-insert as Gohan, but for pre-time-skip Goku I'd identify as him. And there were also parts where I'd relate to Yamcha for being absolutely useless but giving it his all around the time Goku surpassed everyone to a ridiculous extent.


With Dragon Ball it's a different dynamic because that series is 100% fighting, whereas Naruto actually has character moments (even if most people here think it's terrible writing).


>>147211342
Excellent example. I never watch American Psycho for the story though, I watch it for the laughs.

Alright, game over! Everyone survived! Sorry guy who wanted them all to explode into chunks. They managed to talk their way out of getting decimated by six ninja.

>>147211506
I would recommend learning to appreciate characters that you don't relate to but still are involved in a compelling story. It will make many stories richer to you.

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>>147211534
Those punks did it again
I'll have have to step up my black voodoo magic to send bad mojo their way

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>>147209637
I can't agree with you, but I will say that was a good burn.

>>147212241
>that image
That's from when Sasuke joined the war, right? I still find it funny that only Hinata and Naruto had minor reactions to Sasuke's arrival.

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>>147211079
Why? Why would you do this?
I did not know this existed, and I was happy.
You ruined my happiness!

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>>147187159
Well, I haven't actually written it yet. I'm not sure if I want to write it as a fanfic or do some weird pseudo-databook/sketches for my retelling to satisfy my autism. I've been organizing and planning a lot of stuff out though.

I'll probably harass the general by bouncing some story arcs/developments off of them as a tripfag.

>>147212920
I fully support your autism, anon. And I would say that a fanfiction is the most feasible route and the most likely to be experienced well by others, if you care about that.

Game started pretty much where the last one left off. The four of them decided to go to bed and get up an hour early the next day. When they got up, they decided to start making a plan. Unfortunately, they fart-assed around for literally fifty minutes and had to rush to get into place. Waniko and Arata headed out to a field, with Arata setting up a remotely activated Detect Life scroll a little way off. The Kotsuka negotiators arrived - Kichiro, the head of the family, and Mitsuo, Kichiro's brother - and their guards. The discussion quickly confuddled Fugetsu and Renya as it moved onto tax rates, border locations and whatnot. Tsuka was rather diplomatic, avoiding from straight-up accusing Kichiro of wrecking his mill.

As expected though, that eventually happened, and Kichiro got rather offended. Tensions and voices rose, and, being able to hear them from the field, Arata decided to set off the scroll, just in case. Nothing was revealed, and nothing was resolved in the meeting, with Kichiro eventually getting mad and leaving, saying he was upset that an amicable solution couldn't be reached. The ninja all reconvened back into the house with Tsuka. They decided to help find out who, for certain, was sabotaging Tsuka's mill and lands.

Partway through, however, a voice called to them from outside. Specifically, to Tsuka. Quickly forming a hazy sort of plan, Waniko ducked out a back window and headed through the fields behind Tsuka's house, trying to take up a flanking position on...whoever was out there. The other three followed Tsuka out the front, trying to put themselves between him and any attackers. Good ninja.

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>>147212230
I can try but I really wouldn't know how. Doesn't matter, I love my entertainment as much as anyone else.


>>147212920
second this >>147213269 , haven't read that anon's Chuunin Uzumaki fanfic series yet but he's already got 95 reviews on fanfiction.net so post it there

Obviously post it here too

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>>147214050
That is one fuckable iruka

>>147212920
Go for it, anon I know I've talked enough about my own, with even a couple of questions sneaked in, that I'd be happy if I wouldn't be the only one.

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>>147213805
>Waniko jumps out the window at the first sign of trouble, abandoning her team
Good instincts. You can tell she was raised on the streets.

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>>147213805
As expected, it was Tsuka. Now with half a dozen ninja or so. It seemed he was done fucking around, and decided to step up his plan to 'take the mill by force, and pay off any cops who come snooping around'. There was one ninja that the three guys could see, down one side of fields, and another, in the top right, that Waniko could see from her flanking position. Waniko got a 22 on a Stealth check, and so was able to sneak up on the bowman on the right, and, in a move worthy of the Predator, duck out, shank him in the fucking neck, and drag him back into the fields, without anyone else noticing. In the meantime, Arata was able to notice - with a lucky Perception check - that the ninja seem to hold themselves with pride, despite being wounded and having ragged bandages covering some of their limbs. There was also a headband on the ninja's arm, tarnished, but clearly taken care of and worn with pride.

Renya decided to start talking a little bit of smack, but Fugetsu and Arata quickly dragged him back into place, as going head to head against six ninja isn't something they REALLY wanted to attempt. The ninja - similarly to the bandits from the previous mission - had been forced to leave their Village due to the lack of work, thanks to the peace that Naruto brought about. It seems that the peace is hurting more people that originally thought. Fugetsu and Arata decided to attempt to stretch their diplomatic muscles and tried talking to the ninja.

After a bit, and after Kichiro getting increasingly mad, the ninja seemed pretty convinced. Fugetsu told them he could virtually guarantee them work in Konoha under Naruto. Waniko decides to break cover and speak up. One of the ninja notices their ally is gone, which sort of strikes home exactly what Waniko did. She has a minor breakdown, apologising to them.

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>>147194950
>>147195532
sorry anons, i don't have gender-specific pronouns in my language

>>147214050
I also got a guy declaring me his eternal rival in a PM in the name of YOUTH because we've started a fic around the same time, to around the same level of reception.I still can't decide whether that's full-on autism or fun, but that kind of goes with posting Naruto-related stuff on the Internet.

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>>147214738
Sounds like he's having a good time. Roleplay Kakashi with your eternal rival and have fun too.

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>>147214695
Sup Turkanon.
It's a great feeling, isn't it, knowing we get to dodge a retarded political correctness bullet, just by virtue of superior language.

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>>147214967
>fag-enabling language
>superior

>>147214941
Kinda did that. And blew him off by telling that I am loaded with work, the fic and a somewhat ill-considered replay of the entire Witcher series, but told him that when I'd get some time for I would read it. I also proposed a game of rock-paper-scissors to settle the bout for now. That's something Kakashi would do, right?

>>147214547
In a heartwarming little speech, she says "Being a ninja is difficult, and I've had to make some hard choices, but we all have to live with what we do. It must be difficult doing it alone, without a village to give you direction. I couldn't do it when I was alone. But now I have people to help me". The ninja make up their minds and sheath their weapons. Kichiro wasn't paying that well, and hell, it's not like they had a Village leader to chew them out over abandoning the mission.

Kichiro takes this about as well as you'd expect. He draws a tanto and charges Tsuka himself. Renya, rolling the highest on his Dexterity check, goes full hero, flashing in front of Tsuka and taking the knife in his shoulder. Performing a textbook hip throw, Renya uses Kichiro's momentum and bodyslams him into the ground, kneeling on his chest and pinning him there. The ninja are quietly impressed at the non-lethal takedown.

Tsuka thanks Renya and crouches down in front of Kichiro, saying, in no uncertain terms, that if he EVER fucking pulls anything like this again, or if anything happens that makes Tsuka think Kichiro is involved, he's going to hire an Amegakura assassination team and put a hit out on Kinchiro's entire family. It's clear he is done fucking around with the backstabbing two-timing piece of shit. For now, he's going to hold Kichiro for ransom, and until Mitsuo pays, he's going to put Kichiro to work, replanting the crops he burnt and repairing the mill he damaged.

The ninja get Waniko to show them where she hid their comrade's body, take his headband, and give him a proper burial on a hill nearby. They don't hold any ill will towards her - he was a ninja, and so was she, and she was just doing her job. Saying their goodbyes to Tsuka, the combined ninja group head back to Konoha. They run into the trader/bandit they got accosted by on the way up, but he summarily fucking sprinted off when when 10 ninja made their way towards him.

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>>147215197
excellent work anon

>>147215085
How is it fag-enabling?
Signalling the gender of the third person you are referring to is kind of redundant, the name, occupation, relations to other people, a hell of a lot of things already do that.

Then again we don't also have angry feminists demanding we change "firemen" to "firefighters" and remove masculinity from all manly obs, without even so much as actually getting women to do those fucking jobs.

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>>147214967
>tfw planning trip to hungary for Kurultai
>tfw durkas blew up the airport
maybe should i take train instead?
if you want to know what kurultai is here is the info link: http://kurultaj.hu/english/

>>147215512
>mfw I'm in Bongistan and can't make it there
I hope you enjoy yourself there at least, anon. And don't bring up your religion, if you are religious, that's bound to be a sore spot back home these days.

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>>147214547
This was meant to read 'As expected, it was Kichiro', not Tsuka.

>>147215317
The group got back to Konoha around 7pm, give or take. As before, the mysterious ninja with enough chakra to bring them all to their knees was waiting for them again. He didn't want anything this time - or so it seemed. He was just chilling on the fence, having something to eat. He mentioned that they nearly ran into a bit of trouble back in the Land of Wheat. He said that he had a few clients who were interested in how the team turned out, and was going to keep an eye on them. Fugetsu sarcastically asked if he had any more constructive criticism, and the ninja ignored the sarcasm and said that, for a ninja who was the epitome of laziness, he seemed to consistently take charge of the team and make sure they stayed on the 'right track'. He finished his food and buggered off.

They were stopped at the gate by some Chuunin, and after a small chat, got some more Chuunin guards to escort the new arrivals to the Hokage's office. The ninja had to wait outside while the team went in and delivered their report. Naruto, being Naruto, already sensed the six ninja outside, and after the cursory greetings, asked what they were doing here. Shikamaru brought them in, and Fugetsu explained that, while it might've been a bit presumptuous, he said he'd be able to get them all work in Konohagakure. Naruto agreed that it wasn't his call to make, but asked if Fugetsu trusted them. Fugetsu said that they were honourable, and didn't bear any anger towards Waniko for killing their teammate.

In a display that Shikamaru saw coming, and stunned the other shinobi, Naruto exploded into Six Paths Sage Mode, bathing the room in golden light. Maybe a bit overkill, but it was a mix of it being late, him just wanting to go home, this being the fastest way of judging if they're trustworthy, wanting to put the scare on them a bit, and maybe a teeny weeny bit wanting to see the reactions of the team.

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>>147215785
>And don't bring up your religion
nah guys who go there mostly is "braise dengri :DDD" of course from what i heard there are still some orthodox and islamic stuff in there but everyone respecting other respective tribes' traditions and religions

>>147216052
In short order, Naruto changed back to normal, and told Shikamaru with a smile to get them cleaned up, the ones that needed it to the hospital, and Konoha headbands for all of them. Naruto then turned back to the team and looked over them. He expressed how proud of them all he was - how he had placed his trust in the four of them, and they had exceeded his expectations. To Waniko, he said: "You're a credit to Amegakure. I've already passed on high praise to Lord Zed about your performance. He was not surprised, but he was pleased. You do your Village proud."

To Fugetsu, "I didn't know Suigetsu that well, but you live up to every story I've heard of the Hozuki clan. You have two Shinobi Swordsmen in your family, and a Mizukage, and you're on track to be the third Swordsman. Your family has told me what it expects of you, but if you want my honest opinion...at the rate you're going, you can do anything."

To Renya: "I might not have agreed with everything Danzo said or did, but I acknowledge the loyalty of the Shimura clan as a whole. Your clan was integral to the forming of Konoha, and keeping it safe throughout the decades since. You do you clan and your ancestors proud. You're going to be an exceptional ninja."

And to Arata: "The Fujita have already been watching you very closely, from what I've been told. I've personally passed on my praise to your elders. You look like you're going to be one of Konoha's own legends in a few years' time."

They all got their mission pay - 350 Ryo each - and get a few days rest and recovery before being hit up again.

So, Waniko got her first up-close and personal kill, and it managed to be a lot cleaner than Renya's. Arata is currently the Jew of the team, hoarding all of his precious ninja shekels, topping the leaderboard at 875 Ryo.

Game summary file in the OP has also been updated, if anyone wants to read the full story so far.

>>147216807
Cool stuff, GM anon.

>>147216874
Cheers.

I need to put something at the start explaining why Akame turns into Waniko part way through.

>>147218126
Drug deal gone bad?

>>147218126
The Ol' Switcheroo

>>147218126
If Akame is that Uchiha I suppose she could have wandered into a forgotten hidden lair of Tobirama's, and her genetics could have triggered some automatic defences.

>>147218576
>>147218706
Her player just stopped playing. Got 'bored', which I find odd because the current players are apparently enjoying it.

>>147219716
I don't plan to have an actual reason, because there's not introduction. For the game's sake, I just said 'Akame is out, Waniko is in, just play as if Waniko had been with you all along'.

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>>147219716
>Somewhere, there's a red-eyed skeleton with around 300 kunai shot into it
Nice.

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>page 9

the other thread still hasn't archived

>>147222360
But image limit has been reached.

>>147213269
>>147214050
>>147214319

Thanks for the support. But I should have mentioned that most of Part I would be the same (though the differences would be either completely noticeable or significant in the long run), so I don't know how that would translate in Fanfic form unless I skipped the mostly canon parts, which I guess I would also do if I could draw a doujinshi.

Eh, whatever. I guess I'll still shitpost about my version here anyway. Later today.

>>147222360
no yeah I'm just surprised since we left for this thread 3 1/2 hours ago + there hasn't been a post there for two hours

>>147222742
Oh I see. Still would be interesting seeing the same material being done in a different format, so make sure you give us updates.

>>147222742
Well, actually I do something rather similar in Chuunin Uzumaki. Where, obviously, Tsunade ends up picking promotions, and besides the smart, strategically-minded Shikamaru who leads from the back she also picks Naruto to lead from the front, sort of like Jiraiya would.

I simply make a couple of establishing paragraphs about the world, lead in the reader to where and how it goes different from the main story. I'm actually rather happy with how the introduction has turned out, so I can recommend reading that at the very least for ideas as to how to do a split from the canon while keeping most of Part 1 around.
Not that I'm saying you should do it the way I have, of course

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If there HAD to be filler, would you prefer it to be 'serious' shit like the Itachi Is Perfect or the Kaguya filler arcs, or more silly shit like the cooking episode from Part 1's Filler Hell?

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http://imgur.com/a/LEOpD

Translated another one of the spinoffs to the above and sent it for typesetting.

Brief summary:

It's Naruto's birthday a few years before he becomes Hokage.
At first it looks like Hinata forgot
Then it looks like she's punishing him with burnt dinner
So he thinks she's mad at him
But she urges him to eat and he discovers that the dinner was made by Boruto and Himawari
And Hinata made him a separate dinner
Then they celebrate and put the kids to bed
They talk about the future, as Kakashi is soon to retire
Hinata tells Naruto to leave the house to her and that it'll be okay even if Boruto and Himawari fight, since they're descended of she who loves Naruto
Naruto retorts that she'll be okay since she'll be with children descended of he who wants to protect Hinata
Hinata tells Naruto that she'll be lonely but just the fact that he's alive and that she can be with their kids makes her happy
Naruto thanks her for becoming and for giving him family

Kissu.

>>147225195
100% fun shit where the stories never last longer than 2 episodes. Part 1 filler had story arcs, that's where they went wrong.

>>147225195
This >>147225419

Fun and/or cute shit that is a one or two-off that fleshes out characters or locations, but doesn't drag out.

>>147225370
that sounds lovely TL Anon. Can't wait.

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Was this THE most plot driven bullshit fight in the series? Was Deidara jewed by Kishimoto?

>>147225370
> Hinata tells Naruto she'll be lonely
This makes my heart do the sad emote.

>>147226118
>>147225370
Much as I might appreciate TL Anon's work, honestly I am not sure I like that particular artist. There's too much love for pointless drama, and not in a good way at all.

Now that that interacts with Kishi's need to project his own failures onto Naruto, it's bound to be tiresome, even for a massive Hinata/NHfag like myself.
Still gonna read it.

>>147226118
>>147226294
The way it's set up is different from With You In the Future in that it's not drama. It's just an earnest, mature conversation between a husband and wife about what they're going to do about their upcoming new status quo.

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>>147226110
it felt so pointless killing off Deidara. They literally spent a couple chapters setting up a fight and his entire motivation was something along the lines of "if I can't kill Itachi, I'll just kill some other Uchiha". It's a bit much to ask for every death to be meaningful, but yeah, that was pretty shitty. Fought for nothing and didn't even succeed in his self-sacrifice.

But teehee it's ok let's just edo tensei him and give him an equally pointless second death

I just realised I have literally nothing planned, map wise, for tomorrow and the next mission. Fuark.

>>147226986
>Team 9
Is that fanon or are they actually that?
And really, that the teams were numbered instead of being named after the Jounin sensei like Gai's is silly.

>>147227093
Fanon, I think. The Naruto Wiki (yeah, yeah, I know) doesn't list Team 9 anyway - only as Team Guy or as part of Third Division.

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>>147214967
>>147214695

>>147226474
That's usually pretty hard to write, I feel.

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>>147227093
this is from the naruto wiki

"In the Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth Full Power Ninja Chronicles anime and Naruto: Shippūden episode 377, Team Guy was referred to as Team Three (第3班, 第三班, Daisanhan). Whether this is canon or not is unknown."

But yeah these pics I downloaded call them Team 9 for some reason

>>147227345
I recall reading something of a similar sort, where Naruto puts off Kakashi's offer to retire early when Bort, then when Himawari are born, pissing off the elders and nobility.
The whole thing is basically Hinata talking some sense back into him, making him promise that the next time the offer comes at the right opportunity, he will take it.

>>147227552
naruto should've retired
if you don't retire as hokage then someone always kills you no matter how strong you are

>>147227987
> I'll send you to where the Seventh went
> Kawaki sent him to a five-star Kiri retirement village

>>147228051
Kek

>>147227987
Naruto should have
>been promoted and gone the full Jounin route, readying himself for the job
>realised Hokage is merely a stupid title and what he always wanted, people to come home to and the acknowledgement of the village, was already his
>not magically forgot how easily he ought to have had it as Hokage, with clones doing the administrative work

>>147230581
> Naruto requests doing D-rank jobs as a Jounin because he wants to keep his kill-count at 0

>>147230679
I doubt that. At his power level, much like how Madara beat the entire army of the Allied Shinobi, he could basically take on anyone who is not Gai or Lee on relatively high Gates with just Academy basics.

What family or team jutsu would you guys like to see/have seen, either in a game as a TUJ or in the anime/manga somewhere along the line?

I liked the Father-Son Rasengan in the Boruto movie, but I think it'd be cool as fuck if Minato and/or Jiraiya had been part of it as well.

> Jiraiya provides the Shape Transformation
> Minato provides almost 100% of the chakra, creating something on par with a Big Ball Rasengan
> Naruto provides the first Nature Transformation - Wind Release
> Boruto provides a second Nature Transformation - Lightning Release
> "Legends of the Ninja World Big Ball Rasengan"

Probably stupid as fuck, but man it hurts that Boruto will never meet Grandpa Minato or Uncle Pervy Sage

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You know, in retrospect, considering how poorly the team has been rolling, perhaps I should be going a TAD easier on them.

...

Nah.

Red areas are the sight cones of the NPCs. Only I, as the GM, can see them when the game is being played.

>>147230679
Does Naruto even bother doing missions? He probably just sends a shadow clone

>>147233494
> everything Naruto has done since his fight with Mizuki has been a Shadow Clone

But no, as Hokage, he just sits in his office and sends Shadow Clones to do everything else.

>>147233606
Fuck the writers for wanting to create cheap and unrealistic drama. Like, I get Naruto would be busy, but seriously not that much. And what, he become and adult and suddenly forgot all he learned about that techique? Yeah, nah.

>>147234006
The thing is Naruto uses that shit for useless stuff that a Hokage should've be caught dead doing, like helping labourers build a house, or carrying groceries for an old lady. Things that could be done if literally everything else was done.

If he wasn't retarded, he'd make a dozen clones, and make them all sit WITH him in the Hokage office. That way the real him could oversee their work, and he could still respond to any emergencies in person.

Man, it's always super slow now. It's like Friday morning for burgers now, hey?

>>147234181
But then that would mean he could get back home in a perfectly reasonable time, have time to train and keep in shape, spend time with his family, enjoy the fruits of a life well and more or less selflessly spent in the service of others.
How is that anything like Kishimoto's life, and how can he make-believe his family forgives him for being a failure of a father then?

>>147236629
See, I know he could do that, and YOU know he could do that, but as many people on here have said, Kishimoto literally needed to create drama from nowhere. Naruto would easily be mature and bright enough by his mid-30s to figure out "Hey, if I have twelve of me HERE, I can do TWELVE TIMES THE PAPERWORK", but that would make for a boring read, so Kishimoto had to revert Naruto's common sense back to when he was about 12.

>>147236737
Nah, even his twelve year old self would have known that much. In the service of what you said and we all can see, Kishi basically broke the fiction.

The funny thing is if he spared a moment's thought and didn't so desperately want to channel his own problems onto Naruto, there would be a whole host of potential sources of drama from him being more mature.

For starters Bort being a genuine talent is not something he himself has any experience with, he doesn't know how to handle that, because the only way he ever related to it was as an underdog. You could have scenes of him training Boruto, teaching him the Rasengan or the toad summoning, and have the kid really catch onto it. (As well as time spent with his father etc, as the job,and Boruto being at the academy, clones or no, would still somewhat impact their time compared to going off to missions then back home full time until the next one as before.)

The problem of course would be an issue of knowing when Bort would be ready for what, and dealing with knowing how stupid it is for him to expect standards of maturity from his son that he in his age would not have lived up to, yet now in hindsight (with reports of missions gone wrong) knowing what can happen when a kid gets his hand on some good tech, gets cocky, makes mistakes he would not have with just the basics, or even worse, qualify and be needed for missions too serious for the age.
Balance this out with Bort getting a whiff of this, but not being THAT mature, thinking his father is keeping things from him because he thinks he doesn't want to be surpassed or something.

The result could have been Bort sulking, and happening upon Sauce, and getting him to teach him lightning element, resulting in Boruto creating a Lightning Rasengan, which, much like the early Wind Rasengan, actually does him some kind of serious harm.

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>>147237476

You could have a scene of Naruto yelling at Sauce for interfering with his family and son, Sauce for once using his autism well and piercing right the fuck through Naurto's thinking, juxtaposing him to how he used to be, and how risks should be taken sometimes lest you stunt the growth of your kid.

You could have Naruto visit that memorial stone or, say, a statue to Jiraiya, have a talk with Iruka and Kakashi, all about raising a kid too eager to get ahead of himself, and maybe ask them of how they'd dealt with it when he surpassed them.
Maybe have him voice that he's been so focused on not letting Boruto make the same mistakes he has, he's forgotten to look out for new mistakes he might be making right now, or that how he's been neglecting a father's job, making sure that his kid gets to branch out, make their own mistakes and then help them deal with what comes.

This shit writes itself. But then we might have had to watch a story about people changing and growing up instead of, say, Moon-men attacking the Chuunin Exam.

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So did Shizune have the Hog summoning contract, or was Tonton just a pet?

>>147239771
Good lad. I'm heading off soon. Game in 8 hours. Hype.

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Why didn't Kakashi get with this?

>>147239902
how2R20?

>>147240395
What do you want to know? I'm still up cause Aussie election.

>>147240394
He's obitosexual

>>147239897
Tsunade's pet.

>>147240569
> implying he wasn't railing Anko eight times a day before he got too busy with Hokage duties
> implying that isn't the REAL reason why Anko got fat

>>147240630
Kakashi is too good for Anko.

>>147240468
how its werks?

>>147240713
Didn't have to mean anything. Just mutual working through their various problems.

>>147240714
Something involving Kangaroos and Boomerangs I'm sure.

>>147240802
I think the main contestants call each other cunts and have a grand shitposting competition until a clear winner emerges.
The loser is boiled down for Vegemite.

>>147240624
Shizune or the pig?

>>147240979
Both

>>147240979
You can have more than one pet, anon.

>>147241034
>>147241036
So was she pulling a Clinton or a Cameron?

>>147240802
>>147240912
I think he's talking about Roll20, but you've pretty much nailed how Australian elections work anyway.

Liberals set to win by a slim margin. Fucking cunts.

>>147240714
Roll20 is just an online tabletop to run games like DnD. It has map tools and dice-rolling tools, you can import maps and pictures, as well as character tokens. Tons of pre-set rule lists, or you can kitbash your own. It's working pretty good so far. There's A LOT to learn though.

Alright, now I'm out. Keep the thread alive.

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>>147242138
okay, time for mahmut posting then

>>147241114
Yes

>>147243154
Forgot to say: this pic makes me wonder how Anko and Hanabi would have interacted, for some reason.
Possibly the somewhat :3-like face on her.

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>>147242257

>>147245906
More like acutetsuki.

>>147247292
Would they have been better used as villains if each were an independent villain for a mission or something?

>>147247935
Nah the duo thing worked out pretty well. Kakuzu and Hidan had a short but sweet tenure.

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>>147227248
Demi-fiend?

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>>147252225
Cute. The Hyuuga needed more screentime as a whole.

>>147252893
Agreed. They have a nice mixture of sticks up their asses and a sense of fun, between Hinata being adorable, Hanabi in the Last, and all that Lee's Springtime of Youth did to poor Neji.

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>>147252225
>Hanabi-sama making Neji to crossdress
cute

>>147253293
Hell, the family could be a comedy troupe on its own. Serious, Stern, Silly, and Sweet: Neji, Hiashi, Hanabi, and Hinata.

>>147254738
too cute

>>147256889
>wanting to be cucked by your sister-in-law

>>147258114
How do you get a dog with ayylien eyes

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>>147232347

>>147261861
Poor bastard deserved better. Kishi torpedoing his training with Naruto is something I am still a bit sore about, honestly.

>>147261049
I don't know why people wanted the Byakugan to get a higher powerlevel like the MS.
If you want a character to be strong and relevant, just have a way of building onto their skills, don't phone it in with a brand new set of eye bullshit.

>>147239897
ino.webm

>>147258114
So a Hyuga wanted do Dog stuff then?

>>147262689
>I don't know why people wanted the Byakugan to get a higher powerlevel like the MS.
Because bullshit powerlevels are the only way to stay relevant in Naruto.

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up to when did they continue to have people shocked by Naruto doing this? He's had this many shadow clones since literally the very first fight in the series and lost its impact straight away.

>>147264476
I think the Chuunin exams were the last time anyone was remotely impressed.

Which Naruto character would you marry?

>>147267403
SASUKE :))

>>147267648
Sakura plz.

>>147210464
Almost anything an audience member identifies with regarding a character in something like Naruto, is going to be exaggerated in the actual work. People can relate to be an outcast or to an underdog, without having a demon sealed inside them and having literally no friends.

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I've read more Naruto doujinshis than official manga

>>147225195
Serious shit, easily. I skip all the silly shit that doesn't develop characters or anything; unlike the serious shit, the silly stuff is actually what I think of when I hear the word "filler." Anime original serious shit, like History of Trunks or Bardock: Father of Goku can actually be better written than the original work.

>>147268465
That's probably a rather good time investment to enjoyment ratio.

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wow now i really fucking hate this guy

>>147269169
At this point in the series, I couldn't help but find it funny instead.

>>147269169
>now

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Alrighty.

Fuck I'm so tired. I shouldn't have watched the election. I didn't even care that much.

>>147264476
Only 3 people saw this fight. Mizuki never shows up again and Iruka never sees Naruto fight again or shows surprise at the number of clones.

Also, this isn't Naruto's regular TKB in Part I. Fighting Zabuza, Haku, Oro's snake, Team Oboro, Neji, and Sasuke he only makes between 3 and 5 dozen clones. It's only against Mizuki, Gaara, and Kimimaro he makes over 100 to 1,000 clones.

As for your question, pretty much whoever hasn't fought Naruto or knows him expresses some surprise or acknowledges the technique for the first time. So even in the War Arc you have Edos and foreign Shinobi being surprised while personal allies aren't as much.

>>147272689
*4 people. I guess Hiruzen could have been watching, not that it matters if he did.

>>147272959
> has crystal ball jutsu
> never teach it to anyone, despite the fact it's amazing for a Hokage
> never use it on anyone other than Naruto
> never use it past about graduation, give or take

We're really slow on Saturdays.

>>147276236
Must be all the normies.

>>147276236
8am Sunday for me. And one of my players needs to leave in like 2 hours, so it's gonna be a short game as well.

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>>147277284
more like the most prolific posters are doing the roll20 game.

>>147277532
One of whom is off playing taxi for friends at the moment.

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Do any of you guys have any guilty pleasure fanfics? ones that are SO bad you would never put them on our list but you go back and read because you still enjoy them for some reason?

What do you guys think about Sai? Never see anyone talk about him in the thread

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>Xenoverse 2 this fall
I will have so much fun with the character editor

>>147278475
I think he's alright.

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>>147267403
do you really need to ask?

>>147268465
share some with us, preferably some focused on story or romance rather than pure fap material

>>147278475
His introduction is one of the worst arcs in the series but he ended up being a bro with some top quality banter and ended up with a high tier girl.

>>147278475
Decent, but just another emotionless robot to fill the Sasuke-shaped gap in Team 7. Got shut down hard with the whole
> I'M TEAM 7! I'M HELPING!
> gets one-shot by a Jyuubi mook with a spear
thing

>>147279737
What's wrong with the Tenshi (or whatever) bridge arc? I quite liked Naruto's fight with Orochimaru

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>>147278938
I couldn't get into the first because you can't start out as a Dragon Ball character. Hell, I'd even play Yamcha, just don't get me to play my own shitty creation.

spent 45 minutes trying to recreate Krillen or Tenshinhan in the char editor

>>147269169
his character was 100% irredeemable when he massacred those samurai at the kage summit

this part pissed me off even more for some reason

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>>147278475
only started to like him around Fourth Shinobi War arc when he confronts Sakura about holding Naruto to his promise

most underappreciated member of Team 7

>>147281221
Woodman is probably even less appreciated

>>147281437
he was only a temporary sub for injured Kakashi, not a real member

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>>147278475
great midriff. it distracts me every time he shows up

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this will never not make me laugh

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>>147281986
New reaction for when someone says something fucking retarded

>>147280231
It's like everything wrong with Naruto in one arc.
>Instead of developing the preexisting side cast, new cast members are thrust into the spotlight
>Sasuke is a monotonous edgelord
>Naruto is full homolust
>Sudden new powerup introduced
>Naruto is basically useless without Kurama
>Sakura is useless and cries
>Nothing is really accomplished

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>>147284693
Which of the ones on the left is the worst dad?

>>147284804
Either Sakumo or Fugaku. Asuma would've been a based dad, he just died too soon.

Of course, I'm going off Canon Fugaku, not anime 'haha I'm like Itachi, I was a good guy all along!' Fugaku.

>>147285182
>not anime 'haha I'm like Itachi, I was a good guy all along!' Fugaku.

Manga only here, what does this mean?

>>147285352
In the Itachi Shinden arc of the manga, Fugaku completely turns around, saying he never wanted a coup at all and only kept the idea going because his clan wanted it as a majority. Oh, and he also has the Mangekyou and could control the Nine-Tails if he wanted to, because why the fuck not at this point.

>>147285474
> he never wanted a coup at all and only kept the idea going because his clan wanted it as a majority
Oh of course. Jesus.
>Oh, and he also has the Mangekyou
Fuck's sake.
>and could control the Nine-Tails
This at least has precedent in the manga.

>>147285640
Kind of. Except the anime basically shows Naruto exploding into Kurama, rather than, you know, needing to actually unseal him first. It's been shown that summoning a Tailed Beast while inside a Jinchuuriki just causes the Jinchuuriki pain, but the Beast isn't summoned.

>>147285809
Oh, wait, Fugaku could control the Nine-Tails in Naruto? Yeah, that's some SP bullshit.

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>>147286114
>never got to see Naruto in his Konoha Greens because he went straight from Genin to Hokage
Feels bittersweet.

We can't die. This place is literally the last bastion for freestyle Narutoposting. What we talk about isn't allowed anywhere else.

>>147288124
I know anon. We need new blood but I don't know how to get it. When we advertised in those /a/ threads we got a few visitors but I'm not sure if any stayed on.

>>147288124
30 posters is about average. I think as long as we keep over 25 posters we should be ok.

>>147288483
but are they 30 unique posters? We don't have an accurate figure on how many people are here because some of us use phones.

Does mobile data networking provide a unique ip every single time you connect or is a set one?

>>147288124
July 4th is gonna be our death knell unless our europosters come through.

>>147288694
why do you think this?

We're not getting any weaker it's just that this general would run a lot more smoothly with twice the posters.

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>>147278316
Can't believe I'm actually posting these but here are two very similar AU NH fanfics. The ideas could be interesting but they're basically just HORRIBLY written fap material. Seriously, it's bad. I've still read both multiple times, though.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11650426/
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11380377/

>tfw they will never be updated and I will never get new faps from them

I think I just like the idea of naruto as a kitsune and hinata as a yuki onna.

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I'm finally going to bite the bullet and read the last 25 chapters of Naruto. What to expect? I know all the spoilers so don't worry bout that.

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>>147289853
>naruto as a kitsune and hinata as a yuki onna
I can back it

>>147290140
> herp derp i wanna be hokage
> i hate konoha and everything it stands for, but i too wanna be hokage
> no i will be hokage
> no i will be hokage
> i will be a good hokage for good people
> i will take the hatred of the world onto myself
> that is a terrible idea
> it's a great idea hagoromo said so himself don't bother him about it
> SASKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
> NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> naruto that was the worst fisting I've ever received

I mean, that's pretty much just the final fight more than anything else.

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>>147290140
>What to expect?
disappointment.

>>147290140
>What to expect?
Dashed expectations.

>>147290394
He said the last 25 chapters, which is basically when Black Zetsu betrays Madara, so don't forget
>DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT OBITO
>HE KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY, SASUKE'S ENTIRE FAMILY, SHIKAMARU'S DAD, INO'S DAD, HINATA'S COUSIN, AND THOUSANDS OF OTHERS
>SO TO ME
>HE WAS THE COOLEST GUY

>>147291272
>HE WAS THE COOLEST GUY
Who he can't see as anything else but awesome.

>>147291272
> HE MADE SURE MY KIDS WOULD NEVER MEET THEIR PATERNAL GRANDPARENTS OR THEIR ONLY UNCLE
> COOLEST
> GUY

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just a minor question if anyone's willing to explain, I'm not gonna backtrack to figure it out.

I remember senjutsu being the only thing that could hurt Six Paths Obito. With Madara during this fight Naruto can attack with sage mode, maybe Sakura with her mark thing (which I believe is nature energy). Why can Sasuke do damage him again? When he gets the rinnegan was he also pumped full of sage chakra that allows his normal attacks to hurt?

Pic not really related.

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>>147291272
>>147291418
Naruto's got a soft spot for mass murderers who with a secret conscience

>>147278475
Based Flying Platform Provider and bantz guy in the Last.
Does not do much in the main series, though, and overall he and Yamato were pointless additions that should not have happened.

>>147291446
Rinnegan powers. Sakura's mark isn't nature energy, it just ensures she won't die punching Madara. Taijutsu can also hurt him, as seen with Guy.

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>>147291778
well I can't remember for sure but I don't think Sasuke used his rinnegan for his first fight with Madara. We'll see. Also I forgot about taijutsu, thanks.

tell me if anyone's bothered by me dumping pages

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>>147287131
Fuck Kishi and his obsession with that.
The funny thing is that with the later retconned in bullshit about how he has the transmigrant chakra thing of the brother who always relied on the people he led, it would have been pretty appropriate for him to get promoted.

>>147292080
>tell me if anyone's bothered by me dumping pages
No, keep dumping.

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>I turned Obito to the dark side
>The eternal nightmare begins !!
Madara thinks what he's doing is good, r-right?

>>147292754
He's trying to make everyone's dreams come true.

>>147292829
For a certain value of 'true' that is.

Game is over. Another short, sharp and sweet SoL game between missions. As usual, players, don't read spoilered things, as they're more for the explanation of the people in the thread than anything else. This was a mission in and of itself - trying to co-ordinate four players doing different things.

So, Renya ran into Inojin shortly after waking up. Inojin told him that Ino was looking for him, and to swing by sometime that day. Putting it off, Renya decided to swing by Tenten's store again, asking about some form of sealing for his spear. Specifically, asking about a tattoo seal so he didn't need a scroll. Tenten was a bit hesitant, as only the person that the tattoo is ON should do a sealing of that calibre. As it was, since the store was empty, she decided to kick-start his instruction into the sealing art. Renya quickly realised it wasn't as easy and drawing some squiggles on a paper and tapping it - more, it was an intricate combination of mathematics, physics, chakra control and a little bit of flair. After several hours, Tenten decided he was ready, and watched over as he drew up a scroll. She placed a kunai in the centre and - rolling an 18 (with a +2 bonus) on a Chakra test - successfully sealed it within the scroll to such a degree that Tenten asked if he'd actually done it before.

And now I need to go. I'll keep filling you in where I can!

>>147293819
It's always been creepy, the way he seems to have more bugs on him than his actual body mass.

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is this the most cuntish Sasuke's ever been?

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>>147290143
>hinata as a yuki onna
sounds hot. or maybe cold. ;^)

>>147294091
>Team 7 still likes this guy.

>>147294091
Also it's one of his more hilarious moments, and I fucking hate the bastard.
I mean for fuck's sake, what has Kakashi ever do to you to insult him like that? Nobody deserves to be called the same as Sakura.

Anyone got the edits with a heartbroken, crying Kakashi at this?

>>147294459
You know, throughout the series, I see Kakashi liking Sasuke less and less.

>>147294617
The same should have applied for everyone.

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were there any indicators that Tenten ever wanted to be with Neji?


Remember someone saying Tenten's no better than the rest but instead of thirsting after the Uchiha cock she went after Neji's.

>>147294617
Kakashi deserved it in a way for neglecting Naruto and choosing Sasuke as his favourite pupil

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Gaara's dream the cutest

>>147290140
Sheer bullshit

>>147294684
Shikamaru doesn't really seem fond of Sasuke. Same goes for Kiba.

>>147294723
>Kakashi deserved it in a way for neglecting Naruto and choosing Sasuke as his favourite pupil
That's the funniest thing from all this.
>Gives all his attention to Sasuke and teaches him Chidori."
>Sasuke years later: "Shut up, Kakashi. You're no better than Sakura."

Arata was called in by Usui, the head of the Fujita clan, and asked some rather odd questions about the Hokage, and exactly where his loyalties lie. He left with more questions, but was told he'd be called back. He then decided to hit the first place on the list of stores that Kakashi gave him - Higashi 87, an uptown fancy-pants clothing store. The sales assistant - who everyone called Assistant-kun - was pretty condescending to Arata, since he didn't look like he had much cash. After a bit, he took Arata out back and showed him the masks he had. While mostly a civilian store, some well-known shinobi - Kakashi among them - had come by after hearing of the quality of the store. There was a normal micromesh mask, but the assistant also mentioned a chakra-laced one that didn't crumble against airborne acids, and also stood against chakra-based attacks like Fire Release. Deciding it better to pay the extra and get the quality, Arata put down 450 Ryo as a 50% deposit, got his face measured, and said he'd bring his team back the next day so they could get theirs done.

>>147294091
Kakashi got fucking rekt

>>147294723
She was the exposition provider besides Hiashi and Hanabi for the Neji v. Naruto fight, where the way she spoke of him and his abilities expressed admiration at the very least.
Her having a thing for/with Neji, and him dying on her also makes for neat pottery, since she always did want to be like Tsunade. Having your wishes come true can suck.

>>147294913
And the saddest, besides Tsunade's. Poor fuck just wanted a real childhood.

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>>147294723
>were there any indicators that Tenten ever wanted to be with Neji?
No, almost positive the fans just put them together. Don't even remember anything in filler or SD either, but I don't have a very good memory.

>>147295158
Christ anon that pic hit me hard

>>147295097
Is the 450 for just one, or the whole team?
If the latter, the guy is pretty based. Or just really wants to go full Hanzo with dumping poison all over the place, without killing his party, I suppose.

>>147294913
Gaara should of been Naruto's best friend instead of the edgelord, they shared the exact same childhood

>>147295158
Wow, the realization keeps hitting me even though it's known knowledge. Neji is dead.

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guess it's all downhill from here, huh?

At least I'll finally see what Kaguya's all about

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>>147295097
>assistant-kun

>>147295373
Sasuke could have been Naruto's actual best friend if he acted human for once in his life.

>>147295684
Sasuke would have been a far better friend to Naruto if he just died in the Wave mission.

>>147295580
>The part that made the readers feel nothing but apathy for the rest of the series.

>>147295834
>implying that wasn't the page with Mass Resurrection no Jutsu

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a short intermission chapter of this would have been nice

>>147295834
>Implying it wasn't the Sasuke vs. Deidara fight

>>147296163
>IF I CAN'T KILL ITACHI I WILL AT LEAST KILL AN UCHIHA FUCKING SHIT, ALL HAIL TOBIRAMA
>MY EYES ARE NOW MICROSCOPES
>JASHIN HU SNACKBAR JUTSU WITH A MOUTH IN MY CHEST, THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
>I AM ALL OUT OF CHARA EXCEPT WHAT'S NEEDED TO KEEP OROCHIMARU IN MY SEAL AT BAY AND TO SUMMON A FUCKHUGE SNEK BOSS, HYPNOTISE HIM IN AN INSTANT AND HAVE HIM SUMMON US OUT OF THERE
>WELP, MY DEATH WAS MEANINGLESS BUT AT LEAST I WON'T POINTLESSLY JOB ANYMOR- why am I being drawn back to (un)life?

>>147296163
not many people cared enough about Deidara

>>147296615
What do you mean? He had a fuckton of fangirls and voted most popular Akatsuki member.

>>147296572
Not many people gave a shit about him, but everyone could see how >>147296572 "I AM ALL OUT OF CHARA EXCEPT WHAT'S NEEDED TO KEEP OROCHIMARU IN MY SEAL AT BAY AND TO SUMMON A FUCKHUGE SNEK BOSS, HYPNOTISE HIM IN AN INSTANT AND HAVE HIM SUMMON US OUT OF THERE"

complete and utter bullshit this was

>>147296615
I never cared much about him, but his dislike of the Uchiha puts him in a fairly exclusive club, membership of which always earns you a couple of bonus points when it comes to character assessment.

>>147296694
oh alright, I wasn't part of any fan communities at the time. Weird that girls would like him given the fucked up hand slits.

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my man Madara gets the most humiliating death, wonderful

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>>147296802
>Weird that girls would like him given the fucked up hand slits.
Anon.

The author of the last manga you've read now writes Naruto. What happens?

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>>147296795
That's exactly why I can tolerate Danzo

>>147294091
Nah, I think when he knocks the food out of Sakura's hand in the hospital is worse. Like come on dude. She was genuinely worried about you and you're so fucking retarded you can't feed yourself, and then your like 'I AM MAD AT MYSELF BETTER TAKE IT OUT ON SOMEONE ELSE'.

>>147295331
900 for all four members, but Arata had to put down a 50% deposit.

>>147297242
>Nah, I think when he knocks the food out of Sakura's hand in the hospital is worse. Like come on dude. She was genuinely worried about you and you're so fucking retarded you can't feed yourself, and then your like 'I AM MAD AT MYSELF BETTER TAKE IT OUT ON SOMEONE ELSE'.
Well, Sasuke was mindraped by his own brother who wiped out his clan and the academy dropout was rising through the ranks with possibility of surpassing him. He was going through a lot.

>>147296985
>KANEDAAAA

>>147297242
Does anyone remember how butthurt tumblr was when Sakura appears to be nothing more than a housewife in Boruto? Yet they completely overlooked how she ended up with a textbook abusive deadbeat husband and puts up with it.

>That one "spoiler" ages ago that said Itachi was framed for killing the Uchiha clan by Akatsuki and Sasuke falls into despair after killing Itachi and discovering the truth.
I wish that happened to Sasuke in canon. The little prick would learn a thing or two about flying off the handle for revenge.

>>147297242
at least that's understandable. Everyone's become angry and shouted at someone who didn't deserve it.

also exactly this >>147297463

>>147297643
It was a nice part of the general butthurt, yeah.
I also enjoyed the edits /a/ made, with Sarada calling her Maid, not mom.
I don't even care about Karin, but just a situation where she settles down with Sauce in Konoha and Pinkshit somehow guilts Sauce into letting her being their maid and general nanny is fucking hilarious.

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>>147291272
>tfw only chouza survived
thats fucked up
i don't even remember seeing him in gaiden or bort

>>147297463
>dropout
I should have said "dead last" but my point still stands.

>>147297954
In NUNS4 adventure mode, you can find him at the graveyard. He talks about retiring now

>>147297809
Well, seeing your brother stick a swrd through your parents, then locking you into a repeating three day long visual hell of having to watch them die over and over again, then a couple of years leater him beating the ever living shit out of you and THEN doing the same visual hell thing on you all over again, it all can add up to something that might have you jump to a conclusion.

>>147297954
Oh yeah, his two teammates are dead. I forgot about him.

Sucks to be Chouza.

>>147297914
>I also enjoyed the edits /a/ made, with Sarada calling her Maid, not mom.
Post a few senpai

>>147297954
>Jiraiya never chews Inoichi out for stealing his style with the red vest thing
For shame.

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>>147297954
>read a fanfic recently where ino got pregnant and then her teammates got pissed because it meant that they had to have kids asap because their clans had an agreement

pretty funny.

>>147298079
>Didn't stay in Konoha where all the powerful Shinobi are made.
>Goes rouge to train with the guy who LOST to Itachi.

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>>147298202
Haven't saved any of them, sorry.

>>147298246
>her fucking face
Horrifying.

>>147298292
>in Konoha where all the powerful Shinobi are made
In all fairness it is also where people of Kiba's caliber hang out.

>>147298246
I guess Shikamaru has to bang the sand vagina asap and Chouji has to find some black chicks in the Cloud.

>>147298461
>In all fairness it is also where people of Tenten's caliber hang out.
Kiba jobbed less than her.

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was it love?

>>147298620
>In all fairness it is also where people of Kakashi's caliber hang out.
He's the king of jobbers in this series.

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Lucky Obito happened to be teleported within 1cm of the wall

>>147298723
>STILL wasn't explained where he got that Eagle contract and the fact that he has TWO summons because of it.

>>147298876
Is Kakashi the greatest or what?

>>147298556
I think Anko should go to the cloud now that she's a hamplanet christmas cake. I bet the men there would love a big pale hippo like her.

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What was Kishimoto trying to tell us by having Sakura lose her headband to the lava?

Perhaps he's trying to tell us that from this point on it's no longer ninja games from back in Konoha, now it's become serious

Maybe it represents coming of age for Sakura as she blosssoms into a woman?


Bravo Kishimoto

>>147299126
>the Cloud is secretly full of chubby chasers

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>>147298723
What do you think anon?

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would it not make sense to have Hagoromo set this up earlier? Or no, guess that would give away plot twist that Kaguya's final villain.

>>147299126
>Implying the men of the Cloud village has low standards like that.
With the possibility of more semen demons like Samui walking around - why would they need to settle for a landwhale from the Leaf?

>>147299240
>secretly
they're black men, ain't they? fat white women are the black man's number one fantasy.

>>147299461
I must be a minority then.

>>147299395
>The last part
True fucking love I tell you

>>147299395
There is literally no limit to Sasuke's edge.

Why do people still like him with his behavior throughout this arc again?

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>>147299531

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>>147299427
not to bring up race but I've noticed even in my own country that black men seem to have lower standards with white women

>>147299536
next page. I can't even understand what connection Naruto's drawing here. That Sasuke subconsciously intended on saving them? Because Naruto sure as Hell didn't and the page after this Sakura says "Thank you Naruto" (even though she doesn't know what bridge part he's referring to anyway).

>>147299856
I read it as Sasuke telling Naruto to think of himself and Sasuke alone, not just Sasuke trying to demonstrate how he really wasn't saving them earlier. So sort of a rational edginess that's forgivable.

Where can I find the friends that Sasuke has who I can verbally and physically abuse yet will still love and sacrifice their life for me?

>>147299856
Why do people still like him after he betrayed his home?
Why do people still like him after he genuinely attempted to kill his alleged best friend for the nth time?
Why do people still like him after he attacked someone who has never done him harm?
Why do people still like him after the Kage Meet Arc?
Why do people like him after his nth betrayal/faction change?

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>>147300124

>>147300106
That's not a comfy gif.

>>147300124
>not to bring up race but I've noticed even in my own country that black men seem to have lower standards with white women
>Can get a skinny, petite black chick.
>Goes with a fat, white bitch instead.
I don't get this.

>>147300409
no idea. I think maybe white women are less likely to go for black men and some black guys just really want a white gf.

>>147300124
>not to bring up race but I've noticed even in my own country that black men seem to have lower standards with white women
All the HIGH TEST posting isn't for show. It leaves you more aggressive and desperate, less picky.
Throw in a weird post-segregation/slavery or post-colonial inferiority complex about white people to address >>147300409 and you have a pretty fucked up, weird situation.

Or so I guess anyway. Beyond badly dubbed American TV shows, I have never seen a black person in my life until I was 16 or so.

>>147300525
>want a white gf
>Choose the most disgusting variant of them.
It's like wanting a Lamborghini but choosing the one that was left at the bottom of the ocean for a decade.

>>147300669
>I have never seen a black person in my life until I was 16 or so.
What country do you live in?

>>147300960
Now in Bongistan, because my family moved here when I was 16. But I grew up in a small town in Hungary.

>>147299187
You're making the false assumption that Kishi gave a damn about her character

Her headband fell in so they confirmed the lava was real