/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042

awful op

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Post 'em

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Updating this or whatever, sign up if you haven't already

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1e8D40L9WWUf5u6nXcpentwXJG7lhcU6tP1-8osrcx4c/viewform

Thanks

im in bed lying on my stomach
tell me a sniper bedtime story

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>>147198936
better than tits

>>147199071
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c9/Sniper_revenge21.wav

>>147198960
Post template

>>147199176
thank you i got a boner hearing his voice

how 2 fix pyro?

you usually treat cancer by removing it

Gee golly gosh, I'm starting to think tonight isn't the night either.

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>Make a "girl" I like cry
>She leaves
>Let's play some TF2 to get our mind off it
>Join server
>Fast forward a bit
>At 4 deaths with a grand total of 48 damage done

Nah man, that's cool. I didn't even WANT to feel like living today.

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>>147199027
also rule of thumb

If you have like zero related friends or not involved in any misc tf2g groups (like the secret santa, or otherwise), chances are i might just invalidate your request because why would i take time out of my day to draw someone who doesnt contribute in any way to the thread other than to get free junk or stuff

Nothing personal, but that would save a lot of posts going "whos the faggot who wanted to be drawn as that thing there" forty times every time its posted ever and just clogging up space both on the picture and in posts on the thread

Secondly, i'll probably close registrations in 3 days or something, Currently there are only 27 requests, which is kinda alright, but I will not start drawing until the final date is passed.

Thanks.
-t. Drawman

>>147200081
shut the fuck up im not reading all that bullshit

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>>147200081
>tfw you will NEVER EVER draw the best collab made by /vg/

>>147200285
nigga it's three sentences

>>147199027
>>147200081
are you going to draw mystic tf2gs who are dead like stary or teebs?

Guys you were right, valve is not gonna mantain an update on the weekend

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>>147200081
>tfw we're still friends on steam

>>147200474
>teebs
>mystic

what did you mean by this

But sure i'll probably put a cameo or joke or something

>>147200598
deleting people is for FAG bottom fraggers tБh

>>147200728
I delete people who I dont talk to desu

i knew it
drawings is russian

>>147199027
were you the update this man all along

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>>147200836
>not collecting friends
how is it their fault if you dont talk to them
what if you actually want to talk to them one day
>>147201101
why would i seek validation from myself

>>147201575
I just want to know who was the guy posting update this

its me
im saying update this

Wasn't the update """"right around the corner""""?

How far is this corner?

>>147202101
are you actually fucking asking that question
when does valve actually mean that in the history of valve existing

when im rich ill buy everyone on my friends list a lot of games

>>147202101
tuesday

im not allowed leaking this, so be lucky im nice

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>>147202101
>he thinks we're getting an update

>>147201575
how do you talk over 100+ people enough to be good friends with all of them

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so what 4 taunts will they put in

How do I make damage numbers bigger and a different color without a custom HUD

>>147202715
the pretty bad ones

>>147202715
jill here
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=478097189&searchtext=

there isnt 4, this one but we made 4 videos of it

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>>147202662
you talk to/with them indirectly every time you post in the thread

theres also other outlets such as raffles or the irc, for example

saying you dont talk to them one on one as grounds for not having them added is silly because chances are you talk to them fairly frequently, just not over steam chat
>>147202715
Hopefully good ones
Probably bad ones

>>147203336
i never thought about it that way

i guess now i have a reason to add everyone i know from here

>>147203336
thats only if you share a commun place to talk with them, which doesnt happen in a lot of case, specially if your steam acquaintances are over 30

>>147203820
i only have over 20 friends but i regularly talk to only one of them

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>yippee ki yaa he yay kyaaah kayo
what did he mean by this

>>147204165
hey catboy

drawings why are you such a normie

drawings isn't even good at drawing

>>147202953
No one knows? Comp matchmaking won't allow custom HUDs, right?

>>147204301
who.ru

drawing is decent at drawing but he is way over his head

wow matchmaking is actually fun

>>147205447
how many drugs did you drink

>>147205447
stop having fun

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>>147204474
who know
>>147204545
>
>>147205221
I've done this plenty of times before, i think i know what im doing

>>147205569
well i think you need to know how to do it better

>>147205650
what are your suggestions

DONT TRIGGER DOODLE BOI

i actually kinda like drawings' drawings

its simple and cutesy

>>147205736
focus more in anatomy and Ive never seen you coloring your drawings

>call out drawings as bad drawfag
>get a (you)

heh.....easy

>overwatch will die within 2 weeks
>tf2 will still go on
>tf2 isn't dead

http://www.strawpoll.me/10643503

very important please vote !

the best drawfag is moody
shut up yall

My mousewheel always goes one too far whenever I'm in actual combat, though I also sometimes spaghetti all over my keyboard trying to pull out my secondary.

>>147206173
Who? :^)

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>>147205941
I owe a lot of my art to weird stylization, in that they're supposed to kinda look like garbage bendy cartoons

colours are weird, I feel like I apply them decently enough

I just dont like drawing backgrounds cause im a lazy faggot

>>147206301
same
though i heard people binding mouse wheel up to primary, mouse wheel down to secondary, and mouse 4 or 5 to melee or some other weird combination

>>147206173
Sudz, though

>>147206426
thats just flat coloring and everyone can do it, not to be rude but that isnt decent just simple

i dont want to carry this topic any further so thats all I can say

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>transgender brony is bullied by pro players so much that the update was delayed

how do i get good at black explosions man

uuuuh
guys this is a tf2 thread not a drawings circlejerking thread
please move to the irc

*ciclejerk drawings*

>>147207664
Okay, then what do you propose we talk about now?

>>147208168
other tf2g drawfags
we gotta circlejerk to the whole bunch :)

>>147207664
>>147208168

>>147207658

will pyro finally be made into a legitimate class that isn't pure garbage?

>>147208238
I don't know any other drawpeople
>>147207658
practice with demoman is the only way
specifically practice firing the grenade launcher at people

>>147208407
pyro is a class, a legit class, and the only thing that's garbage is your opinion

but that's just my opinion

>>147209175
>hated by the pro community
>never used
>'legitimate, skill based class'
>played exclusively by f2p noobs, bronies, and furries

sticky jumper is viable because GLauncher is a primary
rocket jumper isn't viable because you rely on shotgun and market meme to kill targets
shotgun jumper when ?

>>147209325
eric smith from valve software plays pyro and robin says he is better than most of valve staff
i think all of them except eric and robin are just garbage at tf2

>>147209562
there's a reason they keep something as glitchy and bug-inducing as powerplay in the game, so that they can feel superior by using a "cheat code"
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Cheats#Power_Play

>>147209562
since when has valve's opinion ever been relevant? Anything they do to the game has fucked it up for the past 7 years

delusional pyro mains will never be relevant

>>147209562
if you gave soldier a high knockback shotgun, its basically just the FaN
Then you'd have to also give it to pyro, which would make the detonator useless because you also have to sacrifice health for mobility in that sense

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>>147207658
>>147208487
yes this

you need to learn the grenade arc and predicting when people will walk into it so you can preemptively shoot it

also learn to predict how much damage someone has already took

if its a scout at midfight then most likely 1 grenade

if you hear a heavy and know there is a medic on the enemy team then 4 grenades isnt enough and you should probably not commit too much to that fight

if there is a demoknight, god help you


also learn when you can afford to spam stickies and look for clever ways to place traps

usually placing them directly around a corner isnt the best choice, but aiming a little higher is better

also place stickies at the ends of the stairs or other elevations where its too late if people see them

make sticky traps a lot more concentrated so its harder to notice and easier to mistake for a small number of stickies

>>147209562
pyro is cancer in general, and I don't put much stock into valve after the sticky bomb change

>>147209953
>this salt

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>>147210238
>>147210149
>>147210123
>>147209957
>>147209953
>all this pyro hate

>He unironically mains pyro

>>147211051
Yes, I do

>annoying, cancerous tripfag is desperate for attention
>'happens' to play pyro

>>147210149
>MFW I put 8 stickies at the bottom of some stairs
>MFW dumbass pyro W+M1s right into it

>>147211095
>>>/owg/

>>147211180
I'm already there, though

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>>147210973
>give advice to play demoman
>nah man he hates pyros

???

?????

??

>comp tf2

it's been 6 months and matchmaking is still a pile of shit where everyone is freshmeat besides 6 man stacks. does anyone really think it's not going to be a shitty update?

>>147211595
There's no question of it being shit, but hopefully Valve will actually notice our game once matchmaking is official.

does anyone else feel a little sorry for viva

like, he flunked out of college and has been a minimum-wage bagboy for years
and despite working at a supermarket for years he hasnt even been promoted to a manager position, so you know he's even terrible at a no-skill-required job
he's a gender-confused weeaboo on top of all that (mains medic/pyro and has an anime avatar)

then with all the free time he has, he plays a game he isnt even good at and spends time around people who tolerate/ignore him at best
like, all the other NEETs and shut-ins he makes fun of are at least well-liked in the thread, skilled at TF2 or both. hell, in the short time he spent in the irc, he couldn't even make friends, and these are people who enjoy the company of barkley, half and even videogames

then there's viva, who has never excelled at anything he's ever done in his life

>>147211595
i honestly dont see how comp works for a game where rarely anyone has a mic and where there is rarely any communication

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>even Quake reboot will be bad

this is the year I finally do it

>>147211747
>Rarely any communication
I find if you're playing pubs and you start talking, other people will also start talking.

>>147211787
at least singleplayer doom is a 10/10

and we haven't seen too much of the new quake either
hopefully blizzard doesn't market it towards casual players

Mann Versus Machine was fun tonight. Wish we coulda done more, but eh

Does anyone feel jealous of BasedViva. I'm sure you all would since he's just so fucking amazing. I wish I was him. Oh wait! I am. God is great

>>147211742
it's the mark of someone totally obsessed with themselves to the point of begging others for attention

If whoever this fag is wants appreciation and to be accepted, then he/she/it needs to be kind and considerate of those around him/her/it

>>147211742
Go make an Overwatch edition, that's his home now. Hopefully, anyway.

>>147211894
Casual players are all anyone cares about, because casual players are the ones bringing in the money.

>http://steamcommunity.com/id/tehjill/
>1. Are you hot?
>Yes.
>2. Are you a girl?
>No.
so is xhe a tranny or just a big faggot

>>147212110
If he were a transvestite, he wouldn't have put that on his profile. I think he's just a huge faggot, judging by the pony avatar.

>>147212110
he's my husband
don't touch

>>147211978
>>147211787
we're getting a sequel to quake 3 arena, and it's got characters with 'attributes' and 'unique abilities'
I know it's epic /v/ culture to be contrarian, but this is such a let down

dotsy isn't cute

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Night night, kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA420RPRS5g
god damn this editing is sweet

>>147212348
It's a well known fact that Bethesda ruins everything they touch.

>/pol/ meme magic is coming to life
>possible trump presidency
>Valve finally giving a shit about TF2, at least bug fixes and optimization
>quake champions, at least the quake live pros are hyping it up, cant be that bad
>jojo's bizarre adventure
>wander over yonder finale

this is a good year faggots

embrace it

>>147212561
Jojo has been around since the 80s, faggot.

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>>147212561
>Valve finally giving a shit about TF2, at least bug fixes and optimization

???

>>147212485
>highlander
>>>/g/
>>>/e/
>>>/t/

>>>/t/
>>>/h/
>>>/e/

>>>/f/
>>>/u/
>>>/ck/

>>>/out/

>>>/trash/

>>147212561
>>/pol/ meme magic is coming to life
>>possible trump presidency
>>good
i'm glad i'm not american
>>>Valve giving a shit
that's wrong
>chinese nd american acartoons
lmao

great post my man

>>147212785
/pol/s meme magic doesn't just affect the Americas, and Trump becoming president will definitely have some global consequences.

>>147212785
brexit has global implications, as a Trump presidency does

face it fag, the only relevant countries are America, China, and Russia

>play TF2 Classic
>it's boring after a day
who knew

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>be medic
>team getting rekt
>opponent team realized they're against full time shitters and focuses on me
>they let me overrun by pyros
>they position themselves close to walls when Demolition or Soldier is raining it so I get full blast damage
>build up über finally to push
>deploy invulnerability über on Soldier
>he doesn't follow and prefers to shoot from a window frame which is 3 yard away from sentry spot
>insulted me over chat
>merely escaped
>at another respawn
>deploy invuln über on a Heavy who's climbing stairs and there's a lvl3 sentry up top with 2 engineers
>try to lead him closer by resisting pushing damage
>I noticed there is another lvl3 with a lvl1 sentry ready to get packed up later
>I looked behind
>Heavy is shooting from stairs instead of walking closer
>über ran out and he got murdered by the very same sentry fire he was shooting for straight 10 seconds
>I rage spectate'd at the last 2 mins
>They eventually lost
>only comment from that soldier: "our medics didn't know what they're doing lol XD"
Tell me what did I do wrong, please.

So tonight isn't the night? Well shucks.

>>147213183
just ward their jungle

>>147213183
you stayed for too long in that pub
that was the only mistake
you should have realized this and left

>>147213183
perhaps you should join a team, practicing with people and getting familiar with them instead of playing with pubbers

>>147213183
Never ever play medic if your team can't keep you alive. Fuck that. Whenever my team is fulltime shitters, I just play whatever I want. Usually scout or sniper.

>>147213274
It's either Tuesday or Thursday. Did you really think TF2 would update on a Friday?

post old tf2 videos that are nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn9970dxQ2g

inb4 couponbug dot com

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post them

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>Where the actual fuck are my teammates?
>Press tab
>Of my entire 5 player team, one player other than myself doesn't have 0 points

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>>147216462
made me giggle

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>>147216462
only one that matters

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give me the update

Someone give me games for my Strange Minimal Wear Night Terror Scattergun.
Its max worth is $20 but I'll take Gungeon ($12) and another small game($4~) for it

Will Valve ever make a new game in the near future that isn't VR

>>147219387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggzinFe6c18

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>>147219461
>VNN

>>147219498
the channel is shit yea but he gives a good overview of the leak that no one else did

pretty much the only reason he's popular

post your frag music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBbvpgr4Qb4

>>147218735
Gungeon is kind of meh, dude.

Super frustrating with it's artificial difficulty, refuses to drop health and keys, it's bullshit. Don't make the same mistake I did.

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>>147219858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE

>>147220140
t. I've never played a roguelike

>>147220276
roguelikes are fun

i like ziggurat

>>147220276
Gungeon is a bad fucking start then.

Get Isaac.

home alone on a friday night?

just remember, your awesome!

>>147219858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ_-28cjv_Q

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28286924

thanks

>>147220635
sent ;)

>>147219858
https://youtu.be/oHWiunE2w1U

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>Play some mannpower as the heavy weapons guy
>Get regeneration
>Get medic
>Literally sit outside of their spawn getting 30+ ks
>Even when three of them run ubered out of spawn at me stay reved down because I know they can't out-dps my healing and the second their uber wears off I will kill them

I forgot how magical this gamemode is.

>>147221230
mannpower is fun but it really fucks you up when you go back to regular pubbing

>>147220359
>Isaac
No.
Nuclear Throne is a great starting point, faster than both Gungeon and Isaac while having much less RNG, though kind of easy once you get used to stuff.

>>147223010
>class-based fps
>guy clicks on you
>you die because he's a sniper and you're a scout

lmao

nice design choice

i'd rather stick to quake

>>147223230
>not wanting an aimbot machine to do all the work for you

found the scrub

go play your ded game with "muh DM" and "muh epic airshotz XDDDD"

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>he needs the help of AI to get frags

THIS BAD

HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS BAD

Why is Gorge the only MM map where you can leave the spawn before readying up?

>>147224090
because it's shit and a/d is shit

>>147221230
the most casual mod i have ever seen in tf2

tc_hydro in comp map rotation when

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>>147224869
never

>>147224869
all the ducks are swimming in the water

is it worth investing in keys now? They're guaranteed to go back up after sales end right?

>yfw saloon is rip

>>147225835
There are no guarantees, but it's highly likely. As long as people still buy keys for tf2 they'll do it from the cheapest source they can trust, they'll buy from the SCM until it's around what it'd cost them to buy from the mann. co store again. As long as they're still buying tf2 keys.

bloody hell, you're awful

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD, GENIUS

SORRY THERE NURSE, I MISTOOK YA FOR AN ACTUAL THREAT

>>147222125
I didn't buy Nuclear because them graphics look like shit. Gungeon has a lot of walking, and the second player being relegated to "totally playing guise" Miles "Tails" Prower in Sonic 2 is a letdown.
Couldn't get into isaac at all.

ask someone whose main got banned anything.

i lost about _____5€.

>>147229074
do you have a tf2gfu

>>147229438
no, actually i barely visit this shithole

>>147229479
oh

>>147225149
tra lala lala la
tra lala lala la

>>147228292
think about me

are you thinking about fragging me

you little shit

:x3:

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>>147231765
Handi-capable of finding the light in the situation :P

My favorite class is the pyro.

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.........stay away from my hightower........

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDdoh1Vdr7g

new kaidus

>>147233209
Dieses Video ist in Deutschland leider nicht verfügbar, da es Musik von UMG enthalten könnte, über deren Verwendung wir uns mit der GEMA bisher nicht einigen konnten.
the fuck is this shit? are there bots for this crap?

I miss the mid-2000s era internet

are there any jaded 40 year old misanthropes who grew up with 90s internet? What did you even do on it considering it was slow as shit and web archives were used instead of search engines

kaido fragmovie
he dumped some spare old clips

>>147233932
i dont miss the 2000's because my internet was rubbish
fiber optics are the best thing to come from the 2010's
MOBA's are the worst thing

>>147234341
before i left home i still had copper wire, this was ~1.5 years ago

>>147234341
From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-carrier

> During the 1980s companies such as RLH Industries, Inc. developed T1 over optical fiber. The industry soon developed and evolved with multiplexed T1 transmission schemes.

Fiber existed, you just weren't going to get it without paying a lot of money. Most of the people involved in my charter school's computer lab in 1999 were talking about getting a T1 line like you'd talk about getting a rad car.

>>147234567
well yeah, i know fiber isn't that new
it just recently became available for most people in cities
i live in a small european city and theres still a few zones without fiber

>>147234341
I'm more talking about the early 2000s internet culture than anything else

Being in australia I didn't really use the internet for anything fun until something like 2005 (although now that i think about it 4chan probably would have been the best website for my shitty internet). I really miss old flash animations and flash games. Not to mention actually being able to enjoy memes at face value instead of in a 200 layers of pseudo-irony out of fear it might be the next unilad mee-mee.
This must be how 90's kids feel

natalie portman naked and petrified and covered in hot grits

http://www.teamfortress.com/mayann/

http://www.teamfortress.com/cutebutts

>get bored with Overwatch
>launch TF2
>invisible sentries on Upward ramp
Yeah nah

>>147235774
hidden upward sentries are part of the game
it increases the challenge because you have to make it run out of ammo in whatever time you have left

>not playing bestwater

>playing pubs

>girl

>>147232971
>be good
>wear f2p hat
Fuck you man. You are worst kind of players.

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reminder to practice frequently

>>147236217
whats wrong with that?
i love f2p hat or no hat
its deceiving for cosmetic fags

>>147236219
fuck off you phoon fanboy faggot

he deleted his youtube channel because of you people

>>147236217
he's also got those promo horn deals from that one game

>>147200081
well shit I'm obviously not getting on there then
The price I pay for not tripfagging

>>147236309
well at least you got the faggot part right :^)

>>147236294
Wish someday you got throat cancer for behaviour like this.

>>147236219
spy runs faster than a fucking soldier you retard

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>>147236435
k

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>>147236593
tr_walkway forces all bots to move at 100% speed
see webm

tomorrow is the day for the sgdq

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>>147237314
hype

>>147237314
neato
my favorites last year was the mirrors edge race with 2 dudes and the charistmatic black guy playing super mario

>>147207658
Play Caucasian explosions man instead

if i have a cheap office mouse with noticeable negative accel when i move it quick, is it better to have a lower sens or higher sens?

IS STEAM DOWN? I CAN'T LOGIN

>>147239292
CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD

i dont feel good

feel me

*feels you*
...wow

you are not me

*feels you too*

...uff

>gully mge
>guy stands on point
>either airshots and spams down or lets himself get juggled so he can spam down
>800 hour advantage

>spire mge
>guy stands at top
>using gunnies but he shotgun spams down everytime for those sick death-by-100-cuts frags
>3500 hour advantage

>both have "haha I look poor but I'm secretly super skilled!!1" cosmetics on

I could make the world's saltiest documentary on these queers

i didnt sleep very well and i feel super anxious

>>147240835
where do you expect people to stand on mge? in the low ground? maybe you should just learn to strafe so you can get the high ground without getting demolished mid-air

>>147240835
>"haha I look poor but I'm secretly super skilled!!1" cosmetics on
damn youre mad

>>147240835

>>147241152

just don't reply

>>147240958
>>147241152
I didn't say I didn't win

>>147241278
neither did i

>>147240936
calm down, take a few deep breaths and imagine me giving you a back massage

i cant

now he has a boner

>some people are autistic enough to get mad when they lose to people with worse cosmetics

the cosmetics aren't the problem
it's that they're trying to make people salty by making them think they got beat by a noob
that + private profile also means you can't gauge your skill level at all

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuFU_O8Pw-Q
new sketchek upload!!!!

hey I can market garden too

ster_ more like shitter_

>>147242193
>it's that they're trying to make people salty by making them think they got beat by a noob
that isnt a problem

>that + private profile also means you can't gauge your skill level at all
thats wrong on so many levels
why would you gauge someone skills based on their cosmetics and their profile
and most importantly,do you play differently against less-skilled people on mge or something?
thats just dumb

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>>147242598
there are better places to shitpost anon

>trying to discuss tf2 is now shitposting
i knew i was bored, and i knew this wasnt going to turn out well
never again

>>147236217
>assblasted unusual shitter

>>147243087
I don't have any unusuals.

>>147242496
who

I'll give you 3 pounds of silk ;)

remeber - don't say swear -
fuck you Jerma I don't care

>>147242193
cosmetics are a retarded measure for how much someone is involved in tf2

>>147199738
what about his voice is so alluring

>>147242496
hes so bad there is no hit in shitter_

(c) me do not steal

>>147242193
I think you're overthinking this

Just play TF2 and don't get angry, get better

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>join hightower
>guy spams filthy frank binds at unimaginable frequencies
>plays pyro and is fucking bad at it
>i destroy him with the direct hit multiple times
>somebody on our team caps
>kill him with the round end crits
>die of the splash
>HAHA ANON YOU DUMB FUCK
>joins my team
>calls a votekick
>they vote yes

this is the end of the line
if valve doesn't release mm in the next week im quitting TF2

"mangycarface"

>>147242193
you can install no hats mod to not get triggered by players' hats
you are really overthinking it

>>147242206
>taunting and suiciding after kills
wew

>>147245545
>playing pubs with chat enabled
your fault

What do you guys think of naming my sapper

DROP TABLE Sentries;--

?

do whatever you want

>>147246360
>your fault
what do you mean

i never even typed anything in chat though so it wouldnt even have made a difference

do whatever you want to me

>>147246682
hud_saytext_time 0
makes your pub experience much more relaxing

>>147246682
> nipple
subtle

who is the biggest faggot in the tf2 community and why is it this retard right here

http://steamcommunity.com/id/niceshotEXCLAMATIONPOINT/

>>147246559
why is that statement ending with a comment, or rather why is an empty comment following the drop statement

>>147246559
it would actually be 'DROP TABLE Sentries;-- if youre trying to make it look like sql injection, you have to close the text entry field before entering the text u want to replace it with

nobody here is going to get that joke and even then it's not funny

I'm inconsistent *cries*

*sits human on his lap*

its okay as long as you aren't incontinent

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>>147248098
Worst feeling is going from wrecking the enemy to immediately being pants on head retarded

*cries too*

stop being such a fucking pussy

no *bawls*

there there *gives you a chloroform tissue*

*wipes bum with it!*

wipe my um with it

*wipes urns with it*

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Reminder that TF2 matchmaking will kill Overwatch.

Can anyone help me get the bank on it achievement? whats the easiest way to do it

I go sniper with full credits on mannhattan advanced 1 or 2 and I still don't get it. I see a lot of people online arguing how they can't get it either so I was hoping one of you can tell me whats the easiest way to do this (solo hopefully)

>>147250068
>separate group and solo queues
>leaving a match temporarily blocks you from rejoining
>extensive beta and stress testing to build hype and fix issues
>weapon usage statistics determine future buffs/nerfs
>customized config. options to ensure crashing does not occur
lmao

also, overwatch updates
overwatch matchmaking is out RIGHT NOW
tf2's has been teased for like 3 years now

try harder

>>147250771
>whats the easiest way to do it
sam

>>147250952
okay whats the easiest besides that

>>147250793
tf2 mm is out right now

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what did he mean by this?

>>147250793
ow devs stated they will not be releasing balance/ matchmaking changes until the end of the season, no matter how broken it is
so there's at least 3 more months of this shit

but hey maybe you'll get some skins for your waifu to distract you from the game-breaking bugs in the meantime

>>147251027
collecting $500 in a mission without running over the currency packs
>>147251042
huh, i thought it was on beta
cool i guess mm is finally out
retard

>>147251415
>he doesnt have a beta pass

lmao let's all laugh at this fuckin nerd

>>147250068
nah, as much as i like tf2 the mm in overwatch is much better than tf2's poorly implemented beta shit

>>147251626
i just said it was on beta not that i didn't have a pass you dumb idiot

>>147251334
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/sweetstakes#announcements/detail/884211871861310820
oh shit it's real
what happened

>>147251812
what do you mean oh shit it's real
i would never lie to you

>>147251812
a lot of scammers got hit hard by mobile confirmation

>>147251415
I know, but like

I've done it solo a couple of times but I guess if you run over packs by accident it doesn't count anymore or does it?

I don't know how to do it and I can't do it with other people because 1) it doesn't guarantee I won't run over packs 2) everyone on mvm is a tryhard retard that votekicks you when things go their way

lie to me

>>147251891
It's like the last achievement i need for mvm and I can't get it.

Also do you get it like at the end of the mission or as soon as you get 500$? how many headshots is that worth? how do I fucking do this shit I've been trying for a while now

>>147251856
because you're a fucking liar mate

>>147251908
you're cute as fuck

>>147251908
you are cute and i LOVE you

>>147252231
oh

does my tf2gfu love me

teamfortress.com/l4d3
wew

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>>147251989
Wait you actually have the million bot kills cheev?

>>147221230
Spy is really underrated in mannpower.

>>147253576
yeah you can do it by going engi and leaving your computer on for a week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC4bpPTsUKY

>>147254607
>farming achievements
might as well use steam achievement manager

>>147254264
>Get plague
>Touch someone
>M2
>Grapple away

Plague is stupid broken.

yeah overwatch totally didn't kill tf2

>>147254723
its not the same

I don't consider using retarded methods to achieve retarded achievements. I actually did the dumb rock paper scissor achievements along with all the tedious ones legitimately, but I think I have a life and therefore don't want to have to actually kill one million robots.

Not justifying myself to someone who browses /tf2g/ on the regular, just sharing my point of view for those who might feel bad because of niggas like you

whats a good mouse for cheap? like 30€ range
made for comfortable palm rest if possible (long)

>>147258784
>niggas
i am white

>>147259010
yeah i can imagine

Lads I was on a viaduct server and this publord soldier was on my team he would get 15 killstreaks each game. We got auto balanced and he was like 38 -0 I killed him 3 times he never even touched me plus our team had no medics and we won PUBLORD BTFO

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NICE DUDE

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I ended up killing that sniper and a scout before making it back out to our choke

>>147261138
who is this idiot and why does he keep posting webms

>>147261710
I'm currenly sitting next to a document that certifies that I am legally not an idiot, sorry anon

>>147213183
you played on a pub server

>>147261901
ANON-SAN BAKA
BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA

>>147261901
ok but why are you posting webms so often

who are you?

>>147262291
Why are you so upset he's actually posting game content?

>>147262417
im not

it just annoys me when nobodies constantly post webms of themselves

>>147263225
He's only posted like 3 webms, and what does it even matter if he's a who? We're all whos here.

>>147263225
then you are upset at someone posting webms

It's still better than your shitposting and whining desu

>>147263324
>>147263351
>look him up on steam
>placement badges from silver, steel, and iron
cfish gtfo

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all me

Happy 1st birthday Gun Mettle

>>147263952
who.ru

>leaked patch notes
>leaked patch notes
>leaked patch notes

http://pastebin.com/U3EXbTHM

GET IN HERE

>>147264327
Been retired for +5 years or so

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>>147264374
huh

>>147264374
>no crits on headshots for heavy's fist

What the fuck was valve thinking?

get in me

>>147264374
Why the fuck did i keep reading it

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*gets in you*
o-oh

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>>147213295
this made me laugh harder than it should have

t. suportcuck

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>>147264817
u-uwaaaa

>>147264934
you are not me

>>147264929
explain the joke

>>147264965
>>147264327

>>147213183
you stayed a medic when you could have gone full retard and had a good time playing pyro

>>147213295
Now I wanna see a medic character in Dota 2, imagine an agility support, with the power to invul a teammate for 3/3.5/4 seconds every 80/70/60 seconds

>>147264454
>thinking so highly of yourself that you consider yourself "retired" from a 4chan thread
lmao fuck off

>>147264454

>>147265410

just don't reply

>>147264965
Nice try. You are not me

is there a way to have nice looking skins while having rhapsody's config turned on

>>147265178
the joke is that in Dota, no matter how well you play your chosen support, SOMEONE bitches about wards or feeding.

always.

*breeds you instead*

>>147266212
mat_picmip -1