/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

i can kill all

same desu

i can kill all on a good day

but can you kill self

if only

*presses L*
*explodes*

o-oh

Learn to rEply

This isn't facebook

i am all

ha! you are not me

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posting this chart since im so proud of making it

no one cares faggot

muscle memory is cool but kinda scary
waving your mouse around wildly and airshotting shouldn't happen but it do

i would never pass up an opportunity to die

Post the video.
You know the one.

>>147370462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDpG3nzRSFo

>>147370462
I'll upload it in about 3 hours

>>147370338
>tfw you will never be an airshotting machine

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042

>>147369308
try playing lobbies, mixes and pugs
join an open team and try to get some good player to review your demos so you can get feedback
didnt mean to be mean when i said that you suck
its just that people improve at such different speeds and im one of the people who improved pretty fast

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CAN WE HAVE NEW WEAPONS, PLEASE?

>>147371295
sure why not

we don't need new weapons
we need balanced weapons

>>147371573
>bolivia
fuck i meant venezuela, i was thinking about ponehanon for some reason

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>>147371443
>>147371573
I GOTTA GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS

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>mfw endif and ammomod always devolve into who can mash A and D in the most elaborate manner
>mfw juggle spamming is the best tactic to win in endif
>mfw shotgun users insist on pretending it is a sniper rifle and spamming from 200ft away
>mfw shotgun users
>mfw private profile hatless players everywhere
>mfw getting as good as possible at DM won't necessarily make me better at comp
>mfw really should have stopped playing and can't aim anymore but keep playing anyway and get <10:20's
>mfw when complaining on /tf2g/ after getting <10:20's
>mfw trying to unravel the mysteries of inequalities in skill and consistency

do i need to use mic for lobbies

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>>147371573
why are these bras everywhere
i saw too much lewd art with a kitty opening

>>147371573
what do you think of drawings updating this

>>147371573
hey I like you because you like lolis and dont give a fuck what normies here think

This thread is off to a gay start

So update tomorrow?

>>147373910
you have shit taste in lolis

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http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/114321
tf2g discounts on killstreak kits in image, add me if you're after those.

>>147373968
That'd be great.

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Speaking of updates

A different type of update
Remember to sign up to be put on the picture

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1e8D40L9WWUf5u6nXcpentwXJG7lhcU6tP1-8osrcx4c/viewform

Thanks

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>>147374129


>>147374137
lmao outpost looks a lot like bazaar now

>>147374404
>implying they weren't the same site with different skins

>>147374404
do you have a loli folder

>>147374404
Yeah, if you're adblocking like I am outpost looks like garbage now, and still limits you to 8 items per trade. Barely check bazaar anymore.

>>147368737
>open players
>laughing about reptile

loving every laugh

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Hello /tf2g/! What is your opinion on the /tf2g/ who is named "Dotsy" on Steam Community?

Please post your likes and dislikes about this user.

who?

>>147374794
-Has to be right all the time
-Is gay, factually likes dudes
-Doesnt like being the bad guy but always feels attacked anyways

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>>147374564
i have like 3 or 4 loli pics on my computer, i just had that unteralterbach at hand because i have the 8ch thread open

>>147374794
i knew the guy, he's cool but he gathered a lot of negative attention here

>>147373020
i am a trained professional add me for free diagnosis
id/matchstickman

>>147374794
massive retard, has genuine autism which makes his retardedness shine even more as he tries to bully people while playing the victim

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>I HAVE UER

>>147375667
dat fool is DED

>>147375081
Thank you for your contribution.
>>147375185
You did not post your likes and dislikes about him.
>>147375664
Thank you for your contribution.

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>>147374404
>shitty western art
I thought you liked loli, not dick in the ass

pyros did
something

i think

>>147372507
please respond

>>147374794
Reply to this post and be entered into a drawing for a Team Fortress 2 item. (You must post your Steam ID, if you do not post your Steam ID you will not be entered, failure to post your Steam ID means you will not be entered.)

I started playing tf2 after mvm and started browsing this general about a month ago
did you notice

>>147376239
Have you read 774's new work yet?

>>147374794
id/stary

>>147376459
not yet, link please?

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>>147376283
id/epicgirl1998

I love TF2

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>>147376239
I'll concede: that's a fine loli
but you got to at least have the dimension frontier

>>147376283
what item

DRAWING UPDATE??????

>>147376239
update your twitter/tumblr loser

>>147376594
im on mobile but here
>>>/a/143616004

>>147376283
id/owlspeak

>>147376638
You need to provide contribution to the analysis of the user "Dotsy" in order to be eligible for the raffle, my apologies if this is a problem, thank you for using Statistics Expert 2016.

>>147376283
id/cactusmania/

>>147376940
>>147376976
You need to provide contribution to the analysis of the user "Dotsy" in order to be eligible for the raffle, my apologies if this is a problem, thank you for using Statistics Expert 2016.

>>147374794
Dotsy's alright, but can act extremely autistic at times. I think he might have genuine trouble understanding people's feelings.

>>147377061
where do i contribute

>>147376532
You need to provide contribution to the analysis of the user "Dotsy" in order to be eligible for the raffle, my apologies if this is a problem, thank you for using Statistics Expert 2016.
>>147377119
I will do my best to redirect you to the correct post. >147376283

Why are you so obsessed with Dotsy anyway, dude? If you want to know what he likes, just add him. His id is nonon_jazakure_.

>>147377097
I am unable to query "Dotsy's alright, but can act extremely autistic at times. I think he might have genuine trouble understanding people's feelings." Please provide a sufficient Steam ID that I can use to add you to the raffle, thank you, thank you for using Statistics Expert 2016.

>>147376638
what's with all the free shit games

>>147377061
Never talked to dotsy but he have a nice avatar
id/cactusmania/

>>147377330
He got good taste of waifu, that for sure.

>>147377687
Thank you for your contribution, You will be messaged in 15 business days if you win the raffle, thank you for contributing to a Statistics Expert 2016 contribution.

>>147378005
ebic dude

>>147377061
he is nice to me but can be mean to people who are mean to him first, though in a few cases people were not mean to him first but he came out swinging anyway
id/owlspeak

>>147378087
I was unable to query "ebic dude". If you would want to join a raffle please query the host and ask them for instructions. Thank you for using Statistics Expert 2016.

This week's the week.

alright shut the fuck up

moody what happened to your tumblr

>>147378172
i have never talked to dotsy and am indifferent about him
i was expressing my feelings towards the thing that you're doing

>>147378380
I deleted it, might open a new one sooner or later

>>147372507
>>147376213
PLEASE RESPOND

how the fuck did i miss 1 dollar on mvm what even drops a single dollar and why do my teammates never look out for cash i ran all around looking for one dollar

Hey, kids. Hope you've all had a blessed and Based Sunday :)

>>147378784
Queue up with a group who'll call out the cash for ya. Like the Homies (:

>>147378903
what do you think of moody BasedViva

>>147378981
Just another degenerate

>>147379158
namecalling isnt very based
:(

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>>147379158
Is that why you don't want to play videogames with me, man?

i still think you're a chill guy tho, no hard feelings

>>147379474
why are you such a softie now moody

update when

>>147379753
Tuesday or Thrusday, no Monday because of 4th of July in America.

>>147379474
Partially because you're not North American. Definitely because you're a degenerate and the Homies are degeneracy-free

Update earlier today

>>147380057
>Partially because you're not North American
>Being racist when youre a mexican
holy shiiit

>>147371573
Moody can you hook me up with some of your degenerate fetish lover clients so I can earn money to buy overwatch

>>147380265
That wasn't racism. That was lagism or pingism

help I'm new who are all these people/degenerates and should I care

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>Reddit

>>147380701
who cares
see above

Lurk more.

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>>147380701
this is all you need friend!

>>147380805
That's disgusting. Why would somebody willingly subject themselves to playing Highlander?

>>147380701
Bronies, furries, weeaboos, pedophiles. Those are what I call degenerates. It's not just me, it's the rest of society who refer to these disgusting sacks of shit as degenerates

Care for yourself

>>147380805
>It's real
Why would you post that on your main account? Now he's going to be known forever as that guy who plays Highlander.

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>>147380948
So they don't get automatically kicked from 6s lobbies.

>TFW not cool enough to be on any charts

https://tf2center.com/lobbies/725698

there is an official competition thingy with scrublander teams
there are prizes like strange weapons and killstreak kits

who up

what are you are honest opinions on:
feathers
videogames
drawings
viva
and you are =id= for science

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tfw no more charts/drawings of everyone together :(

apart from update this 2016

>>147381447
just post a link fsidu you dont need to pretend like you dont like highlander to try to fit in

>>147381471
degenerate
degenerate
degenerate
BASED XD

/id/basedviva btw

what do you think of my tf2gfu

>>147381578
im not fsidu
i havent even played a single comp match of anything
fuck, i dont even have a mic

>team lets 3 engineers set up sentries in our base

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE RETARDS

>>147380701
Tripfags

>>147382014
wait... who cares
.....
.....
.....
i thought so

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>>147381471
i think feathers is cool
i think videojambles is cool
i don't know what to feel about drawings but he seems cool
i think viva acts like an obnoxious idiot because he's insecure about something
i have not talked to any of them enough to know what they're like
why do you want my id

>>147381447
i was thinking of roster riding for the cool medal because i don't think i'll be able to play 80% of the matches due to moody internet and inconsistent skill in killing enemy players

>>147382014
what are your opinions on

MagicMax
Dotsy
moody
blaztar
barkley
half

>>147382305
whats roster riding?

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>>147382526
joining a team without playing any of the matches

>>147379954
oh
why not?
they release updates for halloween festivity too

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>>147382607
that seems like a scumbag thing to do, leaving your team at a disadvantage like that

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>>147372507
>>147376213
>>147378743
fine...

I sure do like Team Fortress 2 and wouldn't mind waiting more for an update because I've got better things going on. Kritzkrieg is fun, too

>>147382108
I care

>>147382318
Extreme weeaboo
Jew weeaboo
Trap loving weeaboo
Iunno
NEET weeaboo
Underage weeaboo

Now stop shitposting so I can talk about Team Fortress 2 some more. Yeah, Medic!

>>147382745
i want to answer but i never played a comp match myself
i think you do need a mic
why the sad face, sometimes people dont respond to my questions too

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>>147382694
6s teams have like 12 slots i think
subs
i would be a sub that is not needed

>>147382801
half left is not underage

am i underage

>>147383040
He sure acts like one, but who gives a fuck about him or that while there's Team Fortress 2 to be discussed about

Mann Versus Machine is cool and profitable. Who else likes it?

>>147383040
if your team actually needs you though what will you play?

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what's your favorite TF previous to TF2?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10659607

>>147372507
in NA yes
in EU no unless rare occassions
basically just check on the lobby if it says "mumble usage is mandatory for this lobby" or if it has a mumble icon next to the lobby
eitherway, you should get a mic sooner or later if you really want to play comp

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>>147383196
>only talks about a dead gamemode on a dead videogame
lol

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>>147383358
my most played class is demo and it's the only class that i have some insight on what i'm supposed to be doing
little bit of scout but nothing else

>>147383097
i don't know
are you
why are you asking us
you should know this

>>147383196
that doesn't make any sort of sense
i already told you like 3 days ago that the way you fuck around here isn't supposed to represent what you actually are like irl

its been 20 years since quake TF was released
20 years since the game that popularized classes in shooters and invented headshots
40% of quake servers ran the TF mod

>>147383645
oh
i see

i wish robin walker from 20 years ago was the robin at valve nowr

>>147383385
we all know you just did the steam cards thing for the day

>>147383412
i wish i was born just in time to experience the golden age of doom/quake mods

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throwback

>>147383645
This is how I'm actually like IRL. Why the fuck would I pretend to be someone I'm not. You gotta be real or be a failure if you gotta pretend to be someone other than yourself

Besides loving myself, I also love Team Fortress 2. I should since I put 4k fucking hours into it like a goof

>>147384057
More like throw it back in the trash

>>147384005
by the time TF2 came out you would probably be tired of videogames tho, or maybe spend your days complaining about how eveyrhing was better in "the good old days"
also you can still play doom or quake online and with an actual decent connection unlike the people back then

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>>147380057
i think the only degenerates on my squad are me, and ponehanon, i would mention yakui as well but she hides her powerlevel around my friends

>>147380390
if you can draw, sure thing

>>147382014
>tranny trash
that's really irrespectul mang, i thought higher of you, what happened to leave and let live? now you sound a lot like barkley or the krilin guy

such a shame

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>>147384057
>drawing for legit zoophilic trannies for free

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throwback part 2: electric boogaloo

>>147384128
I can but the only thing I can tell you is that I do not know how to draw porn

if me and TF2 are still alive in 10 years, i will still play the fuck out of it
i love you TF2

>>147384524
i tried it when they did the free weekend stuff
its ok, but i wont sell my love for a young unexperienced whore

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>>147384115
i mean i can't post on facebook like i post here
i'm not supposed to post here like i post on facebook because over there i use proper punctuation and talk about things that matter to me or my acquaintances
if you act this way irl i can't see alot of people liking you

think progressively or get dunked

>>147383196
>MvM
>profitable
>not just reusing your ticket constantly

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post scouts

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>>147384760

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>>147384524

>>147384760
scout!

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>>147384524
My random lurking and level of desperation for overwatch has brought me to this point which I foresaw its occurrence so Im mentally prepared for what is coming for me

I will add you later so we can discuss this deal

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>>147384760
Alright, Anon!

>>147384589
I did think progressively. I type here the way I type wherever else. I'm a pretty well liked guy because I either say the shit I say to close friends or dumb it down. Only differences between myself here and out there is I'll think or say the shit I say here to myself or close friends. Here, I'm almost free to say the thoughts I believe

One of those thoughts being that I love playing Medic and Pyro in Team Fortress 2

>>147384601
Reusing as in queueing up and not finishing a mission?

>tfw dominating a tryhard sniper/soldier with a fan-o-war kill
>they proceed to do nothing but focus me for the entire game

tis a good feeling lads

>>147384916
>Reusing as in queueing up and not finishing a mission?
Either by leaving just before the mission ends or by putting your ticket on the steam market after you join a game

>>147384589
hello drawings

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>>147384760

>>147384812
man that "art" sure is old, i havent draw a tf2g loadout in years

>>147384909
sure thing pal
i think i know who you are now

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>>147384760

>>147384916
hating on almost everyone you meet is not thinking progressively,even if it's a glaring issue that's unavoidable

it's a bad habit both personally and in a work environment
look at geel for example

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>>147385237
I know you knew that

>>147384116
thats true, but the modding community was HUGE back then
there were thousands of quake/doom mods and many guides and its just the kind of community that everyone had fun in

these days i dont really feel any pull towards the "esports" scene because everything is owned and made by companies for "gamers" who are really just casual players looking to spend their free 20 minutes on a videogame

>>147385092
That's stupid. I'll just finish legit, use up my ticket, get two crates as usual like a dumbass, break even or possibly make profit from a third crate, and have fun while queueing with my pals

>>147385196
what makes you think i'm drawings?

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>>147385480
if you're the person i believe you are, and if you havent checked the game ill give you my battle net account so you can test the game out before taking out any decision if you want of course

>>147385771
get online

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ded general

tell us a pub story

>>147386235
i was playing on an NA pub earlier today because EU pubs are not working for some reason
i met cool people and good good shots as 150 ping sniper
i ran into a really good scout that i flicked hs him 2 times before he dommed me over and over again

>>147385771
give me your discord id instead if you have that

>>147385301
>geel
>work
LOL
hes merely the face of scrap.tf while that other guy does all the work

>>147386235
>be playing with a bunch of guys in mumble
>my father storms in my room mad as fuck
>scream back to him in spanish for like 2 minutes
>didn't notice my mic wasnt muted
>everyone laughs
>"s-s-sorry about that..."

moody are you still here
if so post a drawing

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>>147386668
regardless of what geel does around scrap.tf he's pulling off good PR
if chris was in charge the website would be half dead overnight

>>147386235
One time I was playing Medic on the Xbox version of TF2. It was Hydro and Sudden Death and it was me and a Demoman versus two Engineers. As we entered the final point guarded by two Sentries, the Demo peeked in to gauge the situation, turned to me, and moved his crosshair up and down so it looked like he was nodding. I ubered and we won.

>>147386235
>valve made medieval an official gamemode
>join as sniper on red team
>retarded demoknights cant help but charge the rock slide
>get 2-4 airshot kills a game

its fun

>>147387719
>be me
>like 2 years before medieval was released
>play in crappy meele only server with a huge tall wall and mostly flat texture without details
i wonder if valve took the idea from there and thought "lets make this garbage gamemode more pretty"

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not gonna lie i expected an endless keyboard battle between me and viva

>>147386641
i have a mumble server

>>147387086
i am here
and this is what i am currently drawing

Rare upload boys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6rjiEw0oEM

>>147387924
I ain't trying to get banned

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when you're playing medic but fragging is in your blood

>>147388101
for real

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Also, who's this? All I know is that they changed their name way too fucking much

whats the worst country in latin america http://www.strawpoll.me/10659939

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>>147388567
you got luck with the health pickup desu
still, fragging scouts as med is best feel

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>>147384760

>>147385301
Stop seriously replying to Viva, he's just fishing for replies. At this point I'm almost positive he used to be a huge weeb, but got so traumatized somewhere down the line, he hates everyone who's what he used to be. It's just sad.

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>>147384760

>>147388567
the webm takes a bit to load with 4chan's shitty upload cap
consider lowering the bitrate on your next webm for a better viewing experience

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>>147388604
whoops sorry

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>>147388381
this is not the viva that i know what happened

>>147388826
well i know but
i needed something to do when i woke up at 5 am that wasn't just having early breakfast

it's 7:30 am i should probably get going

>>147389008
Upload cap?
Works on my machine™

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>>147384760
Yeah, Team Fortress 2 is awesome!

>>147388826
Never used to be a weeaboo. Just disgusted by them

>>147389068
I got a warning, so I gotta cool down on the hot facts. Or "opinions" to trigger the degenerates less

>>147389156
oh
maybe its because im not american
the video just stutters for a bit while it downloads for me

>>147387924
>>147384589
>>147383645
>>147383040
how to blank file names

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>>147389415
I'll keep that in mind, thanks for the heads up

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>>147384760

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>>147389473
alt+255

>>147384760

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sooo... is there any list of what parts of a FPS config work in MM and dont actually make you CTD ?

>>147389850
GET GOOD, GET a new computer

i never really thought about timezones like this,someone somewhere is about to start their day while im getting ready for a night of lobbys
really makes you think huh

>>147389957
my computer scores 9000 on the catzilla 720p benchmark
it should be good enough if it wasnt for the lack of optimization and the constant framedrops
i have a 120 Hz screen so falling under 120 FPS is painful to me

>>147380805
>spy mains

>>147389850
i never noticed lights actually had that godrays-like effect in process

http://www.strawpoll.me/10660139

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how do you play medic in lobbies? I always play but everytime my team loses they automatically blame me and I don't know if I really suck or if theyre just salty over their own shit.

Can someone give me tips/advice/insight?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10660167

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>>147391937
>everytime my team loses they automatically blame me and I don't know if I really suck or if theyre just salty over their own shit.

A lot of the time it's this, so to minimize this, minimize your deaths. Don't be afraid to leave mid early if your team's DM isn't up to par with the enemy team's. If they get mad at you, it's their fault for not reading the situation and listening to calls. Just do whatever leaves you with more healing and less deaths than the other medic. Also, stay really far away from your heal target. Make whoever's shooting at you choose between the two of you.

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>>147391937
ill tell you the same that i was told first time i played medic in a lobby 4 years ago
"!rep blu medic"

nah, just remember to buff demo at the start
an ideal start of a round should go like this
>instantly turn to buff demo to 260
>as you walk out of spawn you buff roamer to 300, then buff both scouts
>dont keep the beam on the scouts after buffing them, heal the roamer if possible or the demo if he messed up the rollout
>after walking for a while you will see a soldier with the escape plan (pocket)
>you must heal this man when he takes escape plan off, then just fight the mid as usual and rotate heals from time to time

TL;DR
heal order is demo > roamer > scouts >pocket
you can enable medigun autoheal so you dont have to hold down left click all the time

>>147392234
thanks for the insight

but when they start loosing they say its my fault and that i dont heal them enough, even though:
-my patients receive more or less the same heal percentage
-even dying I heal as much as the other medic and have some uber
-have most points on team (I think this is standard medic)

Also on rollout I heal the demo first then two soldiers, but they always run out of health and just wait for me standing on their way to mid is this normal?

Also I thought that for defense (or first mid battle), kritz was the way to go but when I go kritz my team tells me to change to uber. What do?

got any lobby medic footage?

Guys, I need your help looking for a TF2 gmod video. I think its called "Spy is Bruce willis". It opens with the heavy saying into a phone "did you think you could beat me" and on the other side is spy saying "yippee kai-ay, mother fucker!" before going through a door and getting shot by the soldier, who says "I am painis cupcake, and I will eat you" and then something else happens.

Anyone know where that video might be? I think it got taken off of youtube, but I'm not sure.

>>147392516
thank you also for replying

I think I mentioned this too on my previous post. So I'm supposed to stay back at all times, never try to defend a point?

I know crossbow is standard but why is blutsauger not good? I can't heal from a distance but I can take out roaming scouts

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This Kong h

>>147392853
you might have a strong case of beingamerican
american lobby players often do unconventional rollouts such as demoknight, double pocket, double roamer, or suicide

>>147393058
nothing wrong with being american amigo, especially not at 11pm on july 3rd

>>147392993
crossbow is a straight upgrade from all other medic primaries
blutsauger reduces your regeneration therefore its not recommended in any case

if you are the only one alive, run back to spawn
if you are alone and you see a teammate fighting alone surrounded by enemies, run back to spawn or other teammates
if you run in front of your teammates instead of behind them when pushing, you will die
the medigun range is actually pretty decent, try experimenting with how far back you can be while still healing your teammate in front

I only save snippets of good plays, not full matches, sorry. You'll see some of my webm's here every once in a while.

>>147393331
will do, thank you very much.

sorry for being late, the winger is the best pistol.

does anyone else feel a little sorry for viva

like, he flunked out of college and has been a minimum-wage bagboy for years
and despite working at a supermarket for years he hasnt even been promoted to a manager position, so you know he's even terrible at a no-skill-required job
he's a gender-confused weeaboo on top of all that (mains medic/pyro and has an anime avatar)

then with all the free time he has, he plays a game he isnt even good at and spends time around people who tolerate/ignore him at best
like, all the other NEETs and shut-ins he makes fun of are at least well-liked in the thread, skilled at TF2 or both. hell, in the short time he spent in the irc, he couldn't even make friends, and these are people who enjoy the company of barkley, half and even videogames

then there's viva, who has never excelled at anything he's ever done in his life

drawings whats the deadline for your tf2g thing

I got an idea for a pyro weapon....

what if instead of compressed air blast for pushing....the pyro could PULL in other players

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>>147393643
no problem my friendo, hope your teammates don't cry too much while you're learning

i got an idea for a heavy weapon....

what if instead of shooting many small bullets he shoots few BIG bullets....more damage but lower fire rate and more accuracy

>>147394174
tomorrow or the next day
i dunno
i already have 41 applicants minus whoever i deem is fit to be cut (which, hopefully, is only one or two)

>>147394784
just play soldier dude

>>147394784
what if he just threw hand fulls of bullets at people

>>147391937
stay behind your carries (heavy, demo, solly)
constantly move around, make it harder for snipers to catch you
if two or more of your push are killed and you don't have full uber, get the hell out of there. 80% is better than 93% and dead
heal EVERYONE focusing on Soldiers Demomen and other 'carry' classes. Keep scouts topped off, a 185 hp scout is a terrifying thing to behold.
Pyros are your friend, unless he's a retard, stay near your pyro. spies are less likely to drop in on a pyro guarded medic
ALWAYS keep an eye behind you, if you see someone on your team looking directly at you, attack. if you see someone walking in yiur general direction, attack.
ALWAYS give callouts, don't micspam, but make sure your team knows what you see. If a spy made am attempt on your life, call it out.
If a solly is shooting at you, surf those explosions to safety. It can take some practice, but surfing is the most valuable skill you can learn

I think I'm one of the only people who really likes the Courtly Curiass, but I can't figure out which cosmetics to pair it with. Help me, /tf2g/

>>147395057
holy shit, shut the fuck up
you are giving me a headache with your pub tips

What if the update is 4th of July themed?

Let's see in a minute.

Drawing update

>>147396178
Desperate arent you

most annoying class?

>every game
>demo+medic
>soldier+medic
>sniper+medic
>every single game

why

why why why

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>star got so tired of ranting about tf2 that he starts ranting about overwatch instead

>>147397913
le contrarian gamer.png

>>147397913
is that actual competitive composition?

>>147397878
pyro

>>147398058
When hero stacking is unbanned, yes

>>147397878
engi and heavy
they serve the same purpose, making new players feel good about themselves
and they both slow the game down

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>Want to buy item
>Don't have smartphone
>Don't want to get an emulator
>15 day trade restriction because of this
>Half a goddamn month

Who thought this was a good idea

>>147398663
bluestacks takes 30 seconds to install
if youre just gonna be lazy dont complain because nobody cares

>>147398508
And with hero stacking banned, it's always the same 6 heroes instead of always the same 3 heroes

>>147397878
Scouts

>>147398663
Valve and everyone who owns a phone. Just stop being poor, get a job, and buy a fucking phone

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>>147397913

>>147399148
destroyed

>>147398838
great game design blizz

>>147399891
I mean, it's not like TF2's 6s meta is so much better

>>147400021
there are 20 something classes and only 3 of them ever see play

compared to tf2, its not that bad

The bullets come out of the slim end, mate

>dont play for 3 days
>all map knowledge, game sense, and class knowledge gone

why is this

>>147400021
Honestly, the difference between TF2's 6s and Overwatch's comp scene is that 6s was designed around classes that weren't full time situational that could quickly achieve objectives, where as Blizzard has characters that can cause a lot of stalemates even when including the individual character ultimates. Passive aoe healing also adds onto that, as two Lucios can keep a team healthy without really having to focus heals on a person like how Medic does, but also being able to put out decent damage at the same time.

>>147402195
Practice a bit, it'll come back to you.

I want to roast the fuck out of someone

which tf2g should I roast and talk shit on?

HOW TO FIX TF2:

>Pyro can now airblast jump
>Heavy can now minigun jump
>Medic can now needle jump
>Sniper can now kangaroo jump
>Spy can now surf around on his sapper like a snowboard

>>147402632
someone make a drawing of the last one

>>147402461
BasedViva

>>147402461
dotsy lol

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>>147402685

>>147402719
>>147402821
no these two are two of the most shit talked, it's no fun to talk about them

It's shit.

>>147403923
Alright, how about Red

>>147404037
hey, red is cool guy

>>147404648
So basically, you're too pussy to roast anybody. Then get the fuck outta here with that big talk and no bite bullshit

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What mercenary would you bludgeon to death with a golf trophy?

>>147404726
im not even him

rudeboi

>>147404990
I couldn't tell ya because I don't own a golf trophy. Lmao, who even plays golf anymore?

im mad

but i aint stressin

>>147405453
how can you be mad

but not stressin?

>>147405692
true friends

one question

>>147405453
why did you add me on steam

>>147406029
hi mikuu

>>147396178
>pub tips
nigga, I'm highlander silver.

>>147397878
Fucking spypers. the ambassador needs to be removed from the game

>>147406683
That was the joke.

>>147406246
who

>>147388896
why tho

>>147406783
What if it only minicrit on headshot and everything else was the same

>>147407250
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism

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After 9 years in development ect ect

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>>147399345
Why is he such a prick now, if he thinks that lame excuse for "I don't wanna do tf2 anymore guies ;(" video will stop people from asking then he's just dense.
Like, denser than normal.

>>147407461
If he doesn't want to play TF2 anymore, let him rest in peace. He had his time, just let it go, damn. He's a free man, if he wants to make Overwatch videos instead of TF2 ones, why get so upset about it? You can't force him to do what you want if he doesn't want to.

>>147407461
if i had fans like star has i would be legitimately concerned for my own safety. these people want him to make tf2 videos so fucking badly it kind of scares me, and if i were in his position i would never even touch the idea of it again. if i could weed out as many people as possible who are obsessed on the idea of me making tf2 videos, i'd do exactly what he's doing. let him be a prick, it's one less "when are you going to make another tf2 video" message for him to deal with.

i wish someone had star's voice and talent to make more tf2 videos

he's just so good at it
no one has managed to fill the emptiness he left
most youtubers have seriously annoying voice or just dont know how to make a funny video

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>>147408087
>not just watching b4nny

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>>147408383
>funny video

i dont find it funny when youtubers lose their cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HxGVzgNWxE

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>>147408626
>not just watching tagg

>>147408802
I watch Tagg solely for his hit sound.

>>147408802
tagg is literally the neil tyson of tf2. he isnt even that good at what he does but gets credit just for being a nigger.

>>147409238
>Plays in invite
Yeah, okay, sure he's not that good.

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>>147407579
>>147407706
Guess you make a solid point, some of those kids can be pretty autistic when it comes to "their favorite youtuber". Still a shame though, rip in peace star_ may your frags carry on into Overwatch.
Just imagine the shit storm that would happen if somebody like muselk just cold turkey quit because of life issues or something, the butt-hurt would be life sustaining.

>>147408802
tagg is a fucking nigger with nothing special about him

>>147410232
mean

>>147408778
>you guys are honestly so bad
every time

>>147408802
He can be such a whiny bitch sometimes though

oohoohoo, your gun shoots medicine, it's intimidating

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/f7/Medic_specialcompleted10.wav?t=20100625222023

not one of ya's going to survive this !

see? i told you they were a bunch of wee lassies?

couldn't ya see the bloodey bombs?

stay sa fe /tf2g/

>>147409380
what part of "gets credit just for being a nigger" didnt you understand?

>>147382745
you only need a mic for mumble required lobbies

http://www.teamfortress.tv/16179/no-hats-mod

thoughts on this?

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>>147415154
Kind of like that Equilibrium movie, you trade not being able to see colorscouts for not being able to see actually good sets.

>>147415251
>kung fu guns in tf2 never

>>147415154
it's good

also that's not the last updated version, this is

http://www.teamfortress.tv/16179/no-hats-mod/?page=12#353

>>147415280
They banned all kung-fu gun users. Ultimate Accuracy heavies, every headshot sniper, every headshot amby spy?
LMAObox is gun katas.

>>147415154
im using it to get more fps in mm

also dgaf about hats

>>147415367
how much fps do you get from it? I remember it having no impact on my fps when tried it a while ago.

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I have autism yadda yadda trade me a gunslinger

>>147415348
thanks, will install

>>147415251 >>147415367
hats got boring after seeing them for 1500+ hours anyway

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SItIaWAjI_4

when the frag is huge

so valve has this week off for the 4th of july huh? I guess that means no update until at least the 11th when no one cares anymore

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>>147419043

>>147420474
Lmao nice job finding an answer ten whole hours later. Go outside and survey your neighborhood. They'll think it's abnormal and disgusting
Nah, I can't be replaced by bots. Wet veggies will hurt them and they're colorblind so they'll put shit in the wrong places

>>147420770
you can absolutely be replaced by a bot, all it would have to do is sit in front of a computer and type about how awesome it is. shit, a bot would be better at shitposting than you, it wouldn't have to sleep.

tfw I have played tf2 on the same computer for five years

>>147420770
no
you are the vegetable

>>147420828
Stop being goofy. I'm a very emotional man. Robots can't replace me because they don't have any emotions. They're dead inside. I'm alive and extremely thankful

I'm also thankful for Team Fortress 2

>>147420874
Nah, I'm more like a pomegranate. I'm super

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>>147420958
>implying robots can't feel and play video games

>>147420958
how can we sustain the perceived sense of value in society of unlearned idiots like you when we can replace your work

simply paying you a thousand dollars every month might help you survive and it's completely affordable for the society that creates value, and its important for the economy that consumers have money

but can you live a life where all you do is consume?

>>147421294
I've been alive for 23 years, 2 months, and about 10 days. Pretty sure I've already proven that I can live that life

I like the 4000 hours of my life spent on Team Fortress 2 as well

>>147421423
>over 3000 hours on TF2
>hates comp
how do you have fun if you only play MvM and pubs with "The Dudes" ? have you not gathered the courage in this 4000 hours to try a higher level of play ?
also viva fuck off :^)

>>147421517
II hate competitive and have fun. That fun is being had because it's all done with my best pals. We don't have to try at all to have fun because we just naturally win plenty whereas you have to try hard in competitive. That shit ain't for me because I'm playing this shit in easy mode with no worries about competitive shitters

>>147421423
I'm sure you enjoyed the 4000 hours of not having achieved anything in Team Fortress 2 just like you enjoyed not achieving anything in your academic career simply by paying attention to the things that don't matter in regards to improving yourself and paying attention to the things that only bring temporary satisfaction ("fun"). There is nothing wrong with having fun, but you should reflect why fucking around and not achieving anything is fun to you and why you think comp isn't fun.

Maybe it's because you don't want to try and you never tried in your life, and you are gonna die not having tried to accomplish anything of greater value.

>>147421857
Yep

Basically. As long as I live a life filled with happiness and blessings, I'm satisfied

>>147421627
allright dude
For me comp can be as fun as pubs, its just has like more rules
like if pubs is driving off-road and comp is driving on a highway, you can still do dumb shit on a highway, and because of being used to highway rules, the shit you do can be so much funnier

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I'm in
:DDD
i think nobody can play yet tho

>>147422036
How will it be decided which class you play? Is the meta forced?

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>>147422036
>face it