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>Official Website
https://playoverwatch.com

>The Oversheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/edit#gid=1751764739/

>/owg/ ID List
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1-1uOqymySz22QFhC6S19HPb8WKJBDNd3ILj679bW2Sk

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/0HaMLiu7

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://www.overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://www.gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://www.over.gg/

>Overwatch DPS Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1D4jOtaosiZoM2VA9IjRRPaiMbTTZtPrD1d8mK23DPa0

Previous thread: >>147049712
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Comp fags are pathetic.
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first for phara
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rank determined only by winning and losing when?
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Post your newest webms
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Reminder that EVERYBODY should have swimsuit skins and there is no reason not to.

EVERYBODY.
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xth for buff d.va please
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no homosexuality on /owg/ past this post

Also comp is pretty fun
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>>147082901
Pretty sure that's already the case. My stats are way fucking above anyone else in my bracket yet I'm not climbing because I have the worst luck ever with teams.
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>Play one game.
>Immediately get bored and leave when I finish.
>Playing other games.
>Can't stop thinking about playing Overwatch.
>Start it up and play one game.
>Immediately get bored again.

How do I get out of this vicious cycle? It's making leveling hard. I'm only rank 49 and level 75.
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>>147082972
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competitive KOTH is bugged and you're cucking yourself by playing it
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new skins when
new roadhog skins fucking when
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Do you guys have any ideas for heros?
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>>147082943
D.Va is getting buffs. Blizzard confirmed.
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Post cute Mei's
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I am that guy that always shits up your games /owg/.
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How do we fix McCree without making him broken again?
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>>147082990
Well factually that's not the case, as well as
>woops, even though you won it was on KotH so I guess it doesn't count
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>talk shit to the Tracer autist on the other team and he spends the rest of the game focusing you
>win game because of his retarded tunnel vision
ezpz
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>>147082972
That's too hard.
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>>147083078
Almost as bad as the D.Va
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>>147083027
MY EYES GET THIS SACRILEGE OUT
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>>147083072
Loli-Rienhart, assault unit, think of soldier speed with perma-genji-ult but worse, of course, and passive unidirectional shield.
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>Get into KOTH game
>Intentionally lose it as fast as humanly possible so we can play a gamemode that actually effects your rank

Smart people will copy this. It'll make climbing faster in the long run.

After my 30 min KOTH loss the other day where all 5 rounds went into deep overtime I decided this was the best course of action.
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>>147082934
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>>147083078
>You can see her neck rolls even though she tried to blurr her face of the picture.

No thanks. Mei is skinnythicc not a hambeast.

Just kidding I would cum inside of her.
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quick what legendary roadhog skin should i buy
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Has OW comp turned you into a sweaty tryhard yet, or were you one even in quick play?
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>>147083072
The Great Zamboni. Looks like a shitty magician, half tucked in shirt, top hat, the works. E inverts targets controls for 10 seconds, shift pulls a Monty Python tier rabbit out of his hat, basic shooting attack is just a wand, alt fire works like Winstons tickle gun. His ult, is a disappearing act, turns all friendlies within 5 meters invisible for 8 seconds.
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>>147083072

just one
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McCree
>M1 deals 75-40 damage (flashbang is a oneshot with a headshot+punch combo. Will require one less bullet at max range in many situations)
>M2 is a projectile that can bounce once. Same damage as m1, but no headshots (this replaces fth. The main use for this is to push on people who run around a corners. Also its cool)
>Deadeye no longer refunds 50% if canned by enemies or yourself (should have been done earlier. With the buff to m1 this is a necessary change to keep him balanced).

It makes me sad that McCree isn't a shameless Ocelot rip.
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>>147083230
You need to kill yourself.
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>>147083280
islander or mako
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>>147083072

loli doomfist
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>>147083116
Undo the nerf that he got

Make it so that his flashbang can stun himself if it is too close to him
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>>147083078
snowball is CUTE
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>>147083116
Reduce fall off damage, remove big glowing super saiyan shit when he ults.
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>>147083126
No one knows how the ranked algorithm works in detail, or if it's even working as it's supposed to
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>>147083245

Wait, KotH doesn't count?

Why?
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>>147082315
Maybe all the finns cheat... Just look at this Taimou video (preferrable with slowmo): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRo0Csl8P2Y

His crosshair keeps snapping on enemy heads, which is very evident after one character is being ressed, and Taimou is fighting to shoot something else in the meantime. Very suspicious.
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every fucking game i am by far the highest rank on my team and the other team is underdog
nice fucking system blizzard
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>>147083361
>Fix McCree by letting him do stuff he shouldn't be doing.
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>>147083435
bugged to only give a fraction of the usual xp
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>>147083316
The only thing you changed was making his m2 a shitty gimmick that only works in a handful of situations.
McCree's fan is still good at finishing off tanky characters and close range.
With this change I don't know why you would ever pick McCree over 76.
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>>147083249
Good crosshair choice my Mccnigger friend.
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>>147082934
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>>147083249

I always wonder when I see webms like that, why don't the enemies do anything in those situations?

If I was that McREEE I would have been either hooked+oneshot by the hog or that Tracer would have killed me with a bunch of headshots before recalling.
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Quick someone post the worst character to have on your team
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>>147083116
slighty increase his damage so he can fan the hammer tracer reaper etc but cant blow up every tank
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>>147083245
But KotH is my favorite game mode and the one I'm best at
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>>147083503

>McCree's fan is good

No

>his m2 a shitty gimmick that only works in a handful of situations.

At least it works

>With this change I don't know why you would ever pick McCree over 76.

Because dealing 75 damage at 15 units is broken as fuck (think about it)
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>>147083554
>Default crosshair
>That aim
>That skin
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>>147083072
Bob Ross hero
he uses painting skills
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>>147083072
That jump pad skill from that omnic irishman image sounds pretty great for getting less mobile into flanking spots. Doesn't have to be that hero in particular just someone with that power.
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>>147083390
>Fix McCree by turning him into another sniper
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64 eliminations and 4 gold medals

and yeah my rank is low, soloQ only though
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>>147083562
because they all died?
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>Koth
>Capture point.
>Team immediately runs off to get kills.

This game makes me to kill myself.
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>>147083732
It's 20 tick, I swear on me mum.
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>>147083778
Koth is broken.
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>>147083765
I said reduce nigger. Do you also consider soldier a sniper?
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>>147083778
solo q is no excuse
i went full solo q and i ended up at 59 after like 25 matches

i started out at 59 but still
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4ql5b5/i_am_officially_one_of_the_worst_overwatch/

what did she mean by this?
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>>147083778
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Will you faggots EVER learn?
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>>147083116
Increase fan damage to 55 per shot
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>Hanamura
>5man premade
>they all pick l33t characters aka let the solo guy be our cock socket
>I pick mercy
>lose the game in 1min and 40 sec
we need SOLO QUE ASAP
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>won 5/5 of my placements so far
>none have been KOTH
should I just wait until it gets fixed?
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>>147083660
>I can't use an ability so we should change it to something that's even worse
>Using "It's cool" as a legitimate reason to change an ability
Also his damage fall off doesn't start until 18 meters, and people still aren't using him in competitive because he is now outclassed by reaper and 76 while not making up for it in those respective categories.
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>>147084007
thats my plan
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This guy was in my team

I fear for his health
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>>147083302
Sounds pretty good to me
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REMINDER TO NOT BRAG, OR POST ABOUT YOUR RANK IF YOU QUEUE UP IN ANYTHING MORE THAN A 2 MAN. YOUR RANK IS WORTHLESS UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE.
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ww@ hoggies?

best fucking hero in the game
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>>147083435
Only gives 1/10th of the competitive MMR you're supposed to get. However, you also lose only 1/10th of it.
It's bugged, blizz will either fix ir or disable it tonight.
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>>147083881
tl;dr

She could have spent the time making up that attention-whoring crapfest playing the fucking game and getting gut.
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>>147082789
>temple of anubis competitive
>team sucks
>3 guys die to d.va ult 10 seconds before round ends
>we only took 1st point as attack
>hostile team captures point 1 at exactly 0.0 time left, before overtime starts
>VICTORY

great game lads
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>someone instapicks mercy on our team
>check out his career profile
>53 hours on mercy
>second place is Lucio with 2 minutes

What the fuck.
Why did these people even buy the game for?
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>>147084064
Your rank is worthless anyway.
>Gain a single point for a dozen wins.
>Lose 40 points for a single loss.
Nobody can actually accomplish anything in these conditions.
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>>147083868
I had terrible luck in my 2-8 placement matches though. Players leaving in literally half the matches I already went up to 43 from 40.
I know it's not a 100% excuse but I do feel I'm average at least and can get to 50. Doesn't help that I seem to do better in koth maps where 5 wins is the same as 1 payload loss.
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>>147084064
>your rank is meaningless because you used teamwork to win games
??????????????
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>>147083868
>I got lucky in placements

Good for you bud. Solo is hell.
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>>147084064
>posts a thumbnail while trying to make a point
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>>147084098
Here
READY TO GO WHOLE HOG
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>>147083881
Only because I can't enter comp yet.
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>>147083778
ranzige kut hollander

>>147083881
that she's not good at overwatch duh

>>147083894
>hollywood
>enemy team is 3 stacks of 2
>wegot 1 stack of 2 and 4 solo q
>we steamroll our way
>they steamroll their way
>we steamroll our way again
>we somehow managed to stop thembefore getting to third
>we win
>team chat "wow that was a close one good job guys"
>all chat "wtf fucking hackers"
wew lad team q is p shit
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>>147084064
nice thumbnail
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>>147083072
Italian boxer, way past his prime, with a railgun.
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>Hanamura
>Defense
>Your team locks in Genji, Tracer, Widow and Hanzo

What do you do
By the way this just happened to me
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>>147082972
You can't stop me
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>>147083316
>lets turn mcree into roadhog but with flashbang instead of hook
nys
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>>147084098
You know your gonna have to reveal your rank to us now right? Will you be exposed as a shitter? Don't bother telling us though if you played in a premade.
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>Queue up for a bot game to unwind
>Numbani attack
>May as well Widow, what can go wrong?
>Notice the obligatory aggressive Reaper is missing
>Step out of spawn
>Punked by Tracer
>Turns out I queued for quickplay by accident

.
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>>147082943

I wanna buff her ass with my cum

Wax on
Wax off
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>Be deaf in one ear
>Play multiplayer FPS games like Overwatch
>Can't set my headphones to mono
>Can't hear footsteps and other shit coming from my right


Release me from this torment.
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>>147084167
I have like 200+ hours as Medic in TF2 and Mercy is almost the exact same shit. I can't imagine I'm the only Medic main going straight into Mercy in OW.

I dunno what's up with the Lucio stats, though. I think he's fun and really nice for when you need your team to be more mobile and aggressive, and he's not even that hard to use.
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>>147084312
Pick Symm, switch to Lucio/TB after we inevitably lose point A
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>>147084312
go on 4chan and complain about it!
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>>147083732
>not liking riverboat
Shit taste desu
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>sorry senpai its my first day
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>>147084048
Holy fucking shit.
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>>147084312
You go Zarya, stand on the doorway to your capture point, and 1v6 them all.

Worked for me.
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>>147083881
How the fuck can you not get placed in a single match where you are carried by your team?
He must be a Mei main that keeps griefing, it's the only explanation.
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>>147083008

I dont ever cry about Widowmakers, i have only seen one or two good ones. 90% are complete shit

>>147083438

I dont know anon, not saying its impossible, the Mercy one is probably linked to either thick rate or ridiculous hitboxes.

>>147083243
>None in my post i named wall hacking
> every other anon understood my question
>you didnt
Ayyy
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>>147084048
dear god
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Hot top from a pro here
>play Lucio
>bring whole team down
>lose every game
If you just want to piss everyone on your team of pick him.
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Hello

If anyone want's to group up with me in comp, reply to this post

I play all roles, decent with roadhog/lucio/s76 but I'll play anything really.

Not looking for any commitment, just if you'd like to add and play every now and then, aiming for rank 60 by end of week

soloque isn't fun
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>>147084038

>I can't use an ability so we should change it to something that's even worse

FtH is literally worthless. There's NEVER any reason to FtH when you can just headshot shit. The only reason you'd ever use FtH is that you literally can't aim for shit with McCree.

If you need a finisher you can use m1+punch instead. That's at least a hundred damage, and you don't have to empty your whole clip and put you in a reload situation. For FtH to deal over a hundred damage you need hit half your fan (wow such value, much finisher).

>Using "It's cool" as a legitimate reason to change an ability

Do you realize which game you are playing?
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On the bright side of having had terrible placement matches. I now get at least 3 golden medals every game when I'm not support and it's pretty satisfying killing enemies over and over again.

The people at my rank are pretty awful.
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>>147083014
eat some red meat, go fuck random women

video games are cancer, do something with your life aswell
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>tfw spectating a 6v6 AI Soldier game
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>>147084352

im busy getting challenger in league, once thats done ill play ranked overmeme

i dont duo
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>>147083067
When?
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>>147083889
>JPEG poorfag thirdworlder
L ma o
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>>147084535
>of pick him
I didnt think those serb memes were actually serious
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>>147084423
What's the fun of only healing people all the time?
Don't get me wrong, I have 9 hours on Mercy, and used to play Medic when I wasn't playing Soldier on TF2, but playing exclusively Medic or Mercy sounds insane to me.
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Anyone want to play quick play normals? NA PC tulslaeh#11683
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>it's totally OK to have 600HP while shitting on tanks and squishies alike with a CC combo you can't get out of because Reaper is good against him

What did /owg/ mean by this?
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I just bought 100 loot boxes with real cash.
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>>147084419
dumb frogposter
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>the opponents are underdogs cause their combined rank is 0.2 lower
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Place your bets, anons.
Which team wins?
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S
T
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>>147084718
Congrats, you no longer have a reason to play the game.
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>>147084697
it means you're a fucking shitter that can't call out a fucking roadhog and have your team shoot him.
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>>147083072
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>>147084775
My money's on Team Soldier
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>>147084697
It could be worse. He could be Zarya.
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>>147084775
the attacking team has the advantage
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>>147084546
>Literally worthless
You can push out much more damage using a fanning your remaining bullets, rolling and fanning again in the time you can do your m1 and punch.
>(wow such value, much finisher)
>Do you realize which game you are playing
One for 12 year olds based on this post.
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>>147084048
>>147084458
>>147084532
t. support beta faggot
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>>147084048
>Average objective time: 00:23 seconds
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>>147084697
>feeds ult like no other, making him a much bigger liability than any other hero when not doing well
>no shields or barriers to actually tank, making him just a beefy fighter
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>>147084775
attacking has every advantage in this situation

but damn, red has the highest number
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hey tf2fag here

can i into custom huds/crosshairs or nah?
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>>147084775
78 is gonna carry this shit.
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>>147084101
What the fuck? 3 of my 5 wins were koth and none of my losses were. Does it affect placements? I got 42
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reminder to delete all friends who are below 50mmr
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>>147084697
Aim for his fucking head with more than one person come on it's not hard
Alternatively just go Zarya and save people holy fuck
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>>147084839
>>147084856
>>147084897
Attacking team couldn't even get out of spawn, so I shut it off.
I'll try a KOTH map instead.
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what's the most fun playstyle you can have with a friend outside of generic dps+mercy
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quote from losing tracer

>and just wait to be 4

what did he mean by this?
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>>147083067
I want halloween skins
I wanna see what Roadhog considers scarier than his default look
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So lemme get this straight. Mmr is rigged so you mostly get 50% winrate, but if you lose once in comp you get knock down from an entire fucking level? How the he'll are you supposed to climb?
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>>147084824
I fucking dig it.
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>>147084824
post the omnic one
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>>147084913
crosshairs yeah

the hud is very minimalist and doesn't need much change, but you can alter it's colors by fucking with the color blind options
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>>147084945
yes. your koth wins gave you almost no points while losses on non-koth maps dragged you down harder
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>>147084990
Wombo Combo ults with Zarya+pretty much anyone with an offensive ult
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>>147085010
>How the he'll are you supposed to climb?
win more then you lose.
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>>147085010

By winning
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>>147084667
You want to know the secret?
You don't. You fucking learn every other character's playstyle so that it can maximize your ability to both help your allies by knowing what shit they need and your ability to know what shit your opponents are likely to do, so that you can get the fuck out of dodge before they do it to you.

This means you have to learn how to play every single character. Even if you're not the best, it's important to have a pretty good understanding of shit outside your usual comfort box.

Which of course brings me to another related point: Your "mains" should always just be "shit you fall back on when you find yourself in a corner because you excel at it", not "THE ONLY THING I PLAY EVER".


It's the compliments. The compliments keep me going.
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Can anyone above 55 post their stats please? i want to know how different to mine are so i know if i am as shitt as Blizzard thinks i am.

I probably am though.
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>>147084994
wait for 4 people to back you up maybe? since you can't 1v1?
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>>147085115
>koth

I think you forgot something anon :^)
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>broken koth
>horrendously unfair tie breakers
>seemingly meaningless placement matches
>underdog system is fucking retarded cause rank hardly matters
>no reason to try on the second round if you get shitstomped on the first
>rank is based only off of wins and loses

This might be the worst competitive mode I have ever played.
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>>147084808
How do people complain about fucking roadhog, he just feeds ults and sits on his fat ass
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>>147085057
Shouldn't they have to reset things after such a huge bug?
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what hero rapes mercy?
what hero rapes lucio?
supports are faggots that deserve to be killed on sight
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>>147084994
He meant that your tracer was smart for not getting head on into fights she can't win 1vs1
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Alright anons, who's going to win this one?
I think Soldier 78 will carry his team hard.
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>>147083072
I want a grizzled too old for this shit detective thats after Junkrat and Roadhog

Young waifu detective is fine too
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>>147085052
is there a way i can move all important elements like health and ammo closer to the center of the screen? im thinking something like kbnhud (pic related)
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>>147084990
Hammer Down!
>pair of Zaryas always together bubbling each other
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>>147085218
no, because "it affects everybody equally", thus balancing out <:^)
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>>147084857

I can headshot someone twice for 280 damage. McCree's fire rate is 0.5. A full fan the hammer is six seconds, deals 270 (implying all the bullets will hit) and puts you in reload.

If a tank pushes on you, you should be headshotting them (this isn't hard, their heads are massive). Using fan the hammer gets you killed.
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>>147085105
>this feel.
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>>147084628
I just know noticed that if you were seeing this from behind you could see like half her MASSIVE ass.

I NEED THIS.
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>>147084697

>Not playing Tracer, blinking away from his hook, and filling your ult in two seconds
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>>147085195
does the underdog thing even do something?

>>147085229
like literally any characer with any ability for burst damage
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>>147085195
Its the test period be patient blizzard is really putting all they can into fixing this. Its based around your skill anyway so even if you start lower you should easily move up if youre so good! :^)
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>People just couldn't LIVE without a competitive mode so Blizzard put out this rushed bullshit

bravo, reddit
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>>147085229
Genji can easily take down both.
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>>147084438
Kaplan said that the rating changes vary between modes and maps based on pub winrates.

So if a side is too stacked to win Hollywood Attack, then they'd get less than winning with Hollywood Defense, or something like that.

But what I don't understand is how this applies to KOTH maps when they're symmetrical. 6 people will win, 6 people will lose, there are no stacks or anything, general population trend will be 50% winrate. So whatever stupid values they used in their formula, it gives jackshit because it doesn't think you deserve anything special for winning OR losing, which is why the bug goes both ways.
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>>147083029
Still "zero sum" when it comes to koth.

More like a practice map than anything else.
In related news, you still get the coins
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Okay I want your opinions on this /owg/:

Should people be banned from comp (temporarily or permanently) if they fall below a certain rank?

This is semi-inspired by >>147083881
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Reminder it's not a bad idea to wait a week for solo queue so all the shitters drop below 45 / quit comp.

Two games in a row last night I got put with the same shit 5 stack who proceeded to pick terrible hero stacking comps, fail miserably, and proceed to attempt blaming the random who was pigeonholed into playing support.

Placement doesn't have wide enough of a range.
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>>147085252
Soldier 78 is a natural leader. He ran in first and started the game off with a double kill. Red is off to a bad start.
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>>147085256
>Basic weapon is a .38
>E pulls out a comically large magnifing glass, shows team a trail of red, where the an enemy is, along with an arrow showing where they're going
No idea what his other 2 would be though
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>>147085351
yeah it makes it so when you get stomped really hard you lose more rank than usual
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>>147085316

>A full fan the hammer is six seconds

"Six bullets in one second" I meant to say
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>>147083072
Offensive builder shota that builds small drones he can send forward
He's a big fan of torb and likes omnics despite using them as his soldiers
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>>147084048
..level 325?
...mostly playing widow and hanzo..?

hahaha

..
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>147085372
>genji killing lucio

sub level 80 need not reply
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>>147083072

An adventurer/dominatrix/whatever with a fucking WHIP.

Has good range and hits multiple targets in an arc but does low damage or something.

Can grab people like roadhog's hook, or at least can snare them with the whip for a short time, kind of similar to flashbang mechanically.
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>>147085229
Roadhog

Enjoy raging Lucios that speed around corners but your hook still grabs them because hook is objectively broken as shit.

>>147085337
>blinking from his Hook
My fucking sides, unless you're playing on LAN, hook has priority over everything with this retarded lag compensation, you'll blink, get grabbed and wonder why you're even playing.
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>>147084330
Give me this skin!
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>>147084885
this desu, when they finally buff dva they should give her only 200HP, that way she doesn't feed ult
>>
reminder to
KILL
MERCY
FIRST
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>>147084304
>Stereotypical Italian mafia character
God, please, I can only handle so much
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>>147085370
It was in ptr for a week and they still didn't notice or attempt to fix this incredibly obvious koth bug, so I wouldn't be so sure that rushing it out even had any negative effect.
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>>147085268
There is no actual hud customization right now, but it's something to make a forum post about, although I'm sure it's on Blizzard's very long list of features to add. I assume they are going to mostly work on perfecting comp matchmaking and spectating features before it, but I wouldn't say it's out of reach.
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>>147085025
I feel like it gets posted enough as it is.
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>>147085316

>posting gay cancer

fuck right off
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>lose an entire level after losing to an 'equally matched' team
ok
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This ParMercy weekly brawl is the antithesis of fun
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>>147085229
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>>147085451
Easy victory for blue team. Score was 100-0
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>>147085537
I'm sorry, did you say BLOW ALL ULTS TO KILL EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HIDING MERCY WITH REZ READY?
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>>147085412
No.
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>>147083072
an omnic tank. bigger than Reinhardt and no mobility, but massively armed with shit like artillery grenades, a railgun or something
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>>147085516

Nigga, it's called anticipation

All the lag comp in the world isn't gonna save that fat fuck when I KNOW he's gonna toss it at me the moment he sees me.
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>>147085457
A thrown sapper that slows targets and stuns turrets.
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>>147085537
wtf are you doing here pirs fuck off

iaxx is going to be the next in and once that romanian makes it anywhere it all goes to shit
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What tips would you have for new players in this game?

Kill Mercy first.

If you see double dragons, MOVE.

Don't shoot Zarya if she's in a bubble.

Keep medium/long range of Mcree.
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>>147085609
>lose game
>lose 5 levels
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>>147085404
>>147085403
You get a full loss on koth which means losing on it is far more effective than winning. That doesnt balance it out as a zero sum because the w : l effects arent balance anyway. If anything it means you shouldnt even progress given a bigger sample rate if there is a pure 50% w:l
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>>147085598
Eat shit anime poster
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>>147085651
Is there any delay on spectator mode? While not as important as in other games, I feel like someone spectating and giving away information could still be annoying.
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Roadhog hook is fucking unavoidable seriously can they just reduce the fucking hitbox
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>>147085537
>kill mercy first
>while you are done with her team, she is back
>heroes never die :^)
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>>147084797
Uh... fun?
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>Freeze someone
>ni hao
>freeze them again
>ni hao
>guys says mei is trash and leaves the game
best feeling in the world
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>>147085292
Bullshit if you're like me and that guy and got fucked over in placements
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>>147084543
You must play Mercy and you must let me bully you.
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>>147085651
Blue team lost the first engagement and never recovered. Red team wins this round.
>>147085803
No, there isn't.
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I feel like Rip Tire needs a little bit more health

1 widowmaker shot and its gone
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>>147085730

Touching the point resets the OT timer

Bastion isn't OP, you're just a shitter

Don't play Genji until you have at least 15 hours in the game

Winston and Symmetra have auto-aiming primaries, play them a bit starting off so you can get a feel for the game.
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why do zarya's grenades do 0 damage all of sudden when you land your ult on 3-4 people?

fucking rigged
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>>147082934
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>>147085598
>Complaining about gay cancer when he is avatarfag cancer
>>
Do people even fan the hammer with McCree anymore
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>>147085915
its a flanking ult
you shouldnt charge right in front of the enemy with it
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>>147085939
>Touching the point resets the OT timer
Apparently people at Rank 60+ still need reminding of this fact.
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>>147085153
1KoTH win away from 62
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>>147085153
https://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/eu/Finrandojin-2756
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>>147085816
>Mei freezes me
>does that little emote
>pic related comes right as she is lining up her headshot and pins her ass to the nearest wall
>sprays the red X on the floor

Based ultimate crushing machine.
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>>147085915
It's fine because he'll get another one 10 seconds later
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>>147085994
Only against Rein shield or when I roll combo against characters I can't kill anyway
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>>147085915
I can never kill it in time unless I'm Roadhog or Reaper so fuck no.
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>>147085417

This is probably true. At the midrange I've noticed my teammates are currently really volatile in skill. This happens in QM too sometimes, but now I'm getting people who are unironically picking Bastion on defense.

A lot of shitters probably queued/lucked their placement matches, so if you think you are "hot shit" you probably should wait a few days for statistics to take their toll.
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>>147083894
Get Friends
>>
HOW TO FIX COMP.


NO HERO STACKING.
CHANGE FROM BO5 TO BO3.
REMOVE SUDDEN DEATH COMPLETELY.
NERF ZARYA.


EASY DESU SENPAI.
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>>147086012

I don't think they need reminding, I just think most people assume someone else will do it, so they can run around TDMing for gold medals and sick plays.
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>>147085962
Don't use you ult when you have 0 energy. Unless you have people to do the work for you.
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>ult 5 people as zarya
>POTM is winston standing still and electrocuting them
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Rescue Mei is the cutest shit ever

My heart every time
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>>147085861
Red team came back and won the next two rounds. The won round 3 thanks to Soldier 87 getting to the point early and killing Soldier 78, the blue team's best player.
RIP Blue team.
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in the last 24 hours i have dropped from 52 to 47 because every single game i play the other team is underdog and if i win i get barely anything and if i lose i drop a full rank
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>>147084064
>>
>reinhardt on spawn
>uses the flex emote
>shouts on the mic
>"I DON'T HAVE ANY RANGED WEAPONS, BUT CHECK OUT THESE GUNS"
>I also change to reinhardt
>we all go reinhardt
>we manage to barely win
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>>147085328
>that exact choke point
>winston shield on bridge
>put black hole outside of shield
>it actually works and pulls the whole team outside the shield
>Friendly McCree: IT'S HIIIIGH NOON....
>Team Kill!

I love that feel. Wish I had been recording it.
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>>147085994
Nope. Useless.
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>>147086136
lmao just dont shoot her bubble
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>>147086136
>No hero stacking
>Nerf zarya
where did she touch you anon?
Shh, do you hear it?
I'M GOING FOR THE DONUT STEEL
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>get more than one kill with RIP-Tire or one kill after getting two with it
>guaranteed PotG
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>>147086169
how do you get that display at the top?
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I did it, I pressed the button.
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>>147085994

If I know they're low health and it'll bag them, yes.

Otherwise, no.
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>>147086136
Just skullfuck Zarya with Reaper.
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>>147086136
Please tell me you're fishing for (You)s on everything else other than the Sudden Death, because that's going to be removed next season
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>>147085915
>I feel like Junkrat needs a buff
Spotted the junkrat player.
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>>147084064
Stay friendless, solos :^)
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Why does the game music sometimes go low/feel distant?
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>>147086306
I was spectating.
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>>147086251
>>147086261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZNdYw-I8Mc

dont mind me just making sure nobody forgets about this
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>>147085328
>>147086245
>try to do that
>trap 5 people on the bridge
>enemy reinhardt comes out charging like a fucking bulldozer
>kills me
>turns around
>HAMMER DOWN
>gets all of my team
>we are the ones team killed
>he gets PotG
>now everyone sees how pathetic I am

F-fuck.
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>>147086307
Q of the game
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>>147083463
update: ive dropped 7 ranks and this is still happening
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>
>>147086307

>Not taking one of your two opportunities to slaughter Mercy before she did exactly what she did

You're never allowed to complain about Mercy's ult ever again.
>>
HOW DO I GET GOOD AT HANZO AND WIDOWMAKER?

do i need a better mouse? i have a really old one and my mouse speed is at max in windows settings + overwatch settings, YET I CANT KEEP UP ,AS WIDOWMAKER, FOR EXAMPLE, WITH A BASIC RUNNING ENEMY, THEY ARE TOO FAST FOR ME.

WHEN I TRY TO PLAY HANZO OR WIDOWMAKER, I HAVE HUGE DIFFICULTY IN GETTING BRONZE.

i just played a game as hanzo and got my ulti up only when the enemy captured the point to 90%

seriously, how do i fix this shit? i wanna play these heroes really bad, but i cant. i try, but im so fucking bad, do i rlly need a new mouse lol?

im good at retard heroes like genji, reaper, reinhardt, junkrat, pharah, roadhog, symmetra
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>>147086307

We at blizzard feel that offensive characters should not be able to kill Tanks, meanwhile tanks should be able to 1v1 and even 1shot the entire rest of the roster.

We believe this is balanced.
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>>147086245
>Not recording everything
Step up senpai
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>>147085328

I know that feel bruh, when you finalyl get your retard hanzo to ult when you ult.
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>>147086382
ahh I see.
sorry, never spectated before.
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>>147086307
Couldn't the roadhog hook you and interrupt your ult?
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>>147086516
hes just half hog
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>>147085851
n-no
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>>147086482
>my mouse speed is at max in windows settings + overwatch settings, YET I CANT KEEP UP ,AS WIDOWMAKER, FOR EXAMPLE, WITH A BASIC RUNNING ENEMY, THEY ARE TOO FAST FOR ME.
is your mouse made out of lead or something?
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>>147086480
>You're never allowed to complain about Mercy's ult ever again.
I don't. I love Mercy
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>>147086357
>I need hero stacking to win games.
You're fucking pathetic, Literally no skill at all.
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>>147086516
he wasted it right as Reaper wraithed
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>>147083361
>Undo the nerf that he got

>How do we fix McCree without making him broken again?
>>
>>147086516
yeah but it was on console where everybody is so bad at aiming that torb is the most OP character in the game
>>
>9/10 quick play games are now gutter trash turbo shit tier since all the competitive people are playing competitive

shieet
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>>147086516

He threw the hook at the very start of the clip, so it was on CD.
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>>147086490
O-okay..

What's the best way to record?
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>>147086496
Does splash bypass shields?
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>>147085730
As a relatively new player that just really really likes getting deep into mechanics and tactics, I can safely say that the following things are things I wish other people at my level knew:
>Being actively healed is not a free pass to charge headlong into battle.
>Contest the point even if it might get you killed.
>Don't play Symmetra when you're attacking unless you know what you're doing.
>Reinhardt has attacks and Mercy has a gun. Use them instead of holding down a single mouse button and W.
>If you see a Bastion, stop fucking walking into it.
>Contest the point.
>There will ALWAYS be a Bastion, a Turret, or a Sniper waiting for you when you walk out of spawn at the start of a round in which you are attacking. Anytime there isn't will either put the fear of god in you or be a silly time.
>FUCKING CONTEST THE POINT YOU STUPID SHITS IT'S NOT HARD EVEN IF YOU DIE IT RESETS THE TIMER AND STALLS/PUSHES THE OBJECTIVE.
>Reinhardt is not the only tank in the game and you shouldn't pretend he is.
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>>147086496
The thing that scares me about this intro is the same energy that comes from Zarya's gun sparks off of her hands when she's just wiping her hands together.
Like if she punched you with high energy she'd fucking obliterate you.
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>>147086489
>if I counter tanks, I should be able to instant kill them

He was being healed.
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>>147085994
I still use it against tanks when I really need them to die in the next 3 seconds. Fan roll fan combo is still good for burst *IF* they're not trying to kill you because you will probably die faster than they will.

Otherwise, I just plink them with LMBs.
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>>147085816
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>>147086516
I think he used it before I jumped in
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>>147086482
mouse speed max in widows is the dumbest thing you could do, 6/11 always.

Widow and Hanzo require good aim to a degree, make sure you change widows scope sensitivity to 38 that gives you 1:1 speed in and out of scope.

make sure you have a large enough mousepad space to control your mouse correctly, and practice
>>
... W-Why did console need an update? What'd they do?
>>
>Trying to acquire better skill as McCree
>"What should I do?"
>"His damage is reduced but you can bully Genji and Tracer easily with flashbang"
>Sounds good
>flashbang tracer
>gun comes back up
>LET'S TROI THAT AGAIN, EVAH GET DAT FEELING OF DEJAH VU??
>flashbang genji
>gun comes up
>SCHIWNGSCWHINGSCHWINGDEFLECTU
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>>147084990
hammer down
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>>147082937
(especially Mei)
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>>147086307
Finally someone with taste
Cuthroat > Shadowstep
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>>147086795
i heard they nerfed torb

symmetra still op
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>>147086307
>missed the mercy with the ult
>proceeded to engage the roadhog who's still being healed while the mercy rezzes
You tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end you're still a fucking shitter.
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Now I'm curious as to what's gonna happen in here
Nothing good, I'm sure
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>>147086482
>seriously, how do i fix this shit? i wanna play these heroes really bad, but i cant. i try, but im so fucking bad, do i rlly need a new mouse lol?
reading shit like this makes me think you're just baiting but I can't help but feel like you're actually just retarded
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>>147086635
>>147086615
>>147086731
Yeah you're right, I haven't noticed
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>>147086812
you have enough time to put a single bullet into anyone's head when you flash them

a single bullet is enough to kill Tracer instantly, and severely damage Genji
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>>147086014

I am talking about average kills, heals and the sort good anon.

>>147086030

Interesting, my QP stats are complete trash in comparative but my Ranked are actually way better and we have played almost the same amount of games (in ranked)

Thanks.
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>>147086716
that mei is actually really cute
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>>147085316

The kicked here is of course that since McCree can start shoot a bullet as soon as he can react, he can shoot three shots at the same time as one fan the hammer (since you'll shoot at 0->0.5>1). This means you have a minimum of 210 damage deal (assuming no shots missed) at the same time as FtH fires off its load.

So you are losing out at 60 damage at worst if you don't headshot (and we assume FtH somehow miraculously manages to hit all its bullets), you still got three shots left in your chamber and you have the potential of headshotting, for a maximum of 420 damage if you score three headshots within the 18 units range.

tl;dr if you think using fan the hammer is a good idea, think again. But don't take my word for it! Go watch Taimou, the last McCree in ranked, if you don't believe me.
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>>147085970
literally me, still instalock him to make /owg/ angry
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What are useful callouts or things to say in the mic to add to our teamwork? I want to get involved on the mic but usually I'm not sure what information I have to give that is relevant and useful.
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>>147086956
Tracers also get really pissed when you do it that way.
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>enemy team Zarya is Putin
>your team Zarya is a gopnik
AAAAAAA
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>>147083078
Post cute Snowballs. I don't care about Mei.
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How much have you spent on this game so far?

Me? $60 for Origins (PC), $80 on 100 loot boxes when I first launched the game, plus $4 on eBay for the Noire Widowmaker skin code (didn't pre-order).

So $144 USD for me.

You?

When new skins come out I'll probably buy 100 more loot boxes.
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>>147086482
>this entire post
So this is the average person that instalocks hanzo in every comp game
explains a lot actually
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>>147086987
but anon, every mei is cute!
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>>147087068
40$ nigga

What is wrong with you man
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>>147086058
/r/ing this image with the Darkest Dungeon text "Courageous" or some shit for meatiest tank
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>>147087048
I know. All the better.
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Lewd art of Bastion fucking his bird with his giant robot dick when
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>>147087085
well yeah but
that one in particular is drawn in a really cute way
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>>147086896
What about mercy x mercy?
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>>147086648
no but Hanzo's ult goes through walls and shields.
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>>147086973
logged in just for you.
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>>147087119
I like the game.
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>team tells me not to pick bastion on attack in ranked
o-okay!
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Why dont people stay behind Reinhardt's shield wall?
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>>147087068
Just the $60 for the game so far, but that siren song of the loot boxes is getting stronger.
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>>147084048
>average objective time: 00:23
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>Get to 60% winrate.
>Now matched with drooling retards.

I flew too close to the sun, lads.
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so, is Hanzo a furry?
nice wolf-fursona
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>>147085403
>we recognize some players may be retarded and pick Hanzo for this
>so we'll just make it not matter but be twice as long
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>>147086836
If I'm going to play the edgy character, I might as well go all in.

>>147086858
>But in the end you're still a fucking shitter.
I never claim to be anything else.
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>>147087217
Do it. It's worth it.
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Guess the hero
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>>147087143
never because bastion is a trans woman
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>>147086307
tfw you press Q and win the game.
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>>147083116
Either make fanning faster or the stun longer
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>>147087352

Hanzo
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>>147087212
Because shielded Reinhardt is slow and they need to feel the wind in their hair with all their 5.5 m/s of movement speed.
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>>147087352
widowmaker
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>>147086824
No fuck off waifufag I want Winston in a Banana Hammock with Peanut designs on it
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>>147087002

But Reddit told me McCree was fine!

Seriously though one of 3 things needs to happen

1.) revert nerfs and make him be able to outshine Solider or Roadhog in some situations. A

2.) rework him and give him an actually balanced offensive kit, compared to other offensive characters, hes the lowest mobility, tankiness, survivability, aoe dmg, etc. etc. etc.

3.) leave him as is, and just pretend he doesnt exist and we stop playing Blizzard games because apparently they dont care about this game enough to not allow monkeys in charge of balance.
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>>147087002
>This means you have a minimum of 210 damage deal (assuming no shots missed)
McCree's Fan the Hammer's damage per shot was nerfed.

Go read patch notes.
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>>147087342
Oh, I'm going to eventually. Hopefully I can hold out until I'm gainfully employed again.
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>Somebody switches to Bastion
>They go into the middle of the enemy team and transform right there

WHY THE FUCK
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>>147087551
He's just bad let him go
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Ranked is the most bullshit thing

If you don't have a good team, enjoy your sub 50 rank, forever
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>>147087180
You cannot add Mercy bots.
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>>147085758
Wrong, loses still count as 1/10 regular ranking for koth maps.

Because it's an equal number of maps the reduced xp (winning and losing) it is 0 sum.
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>>147087618
70*3
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You're in the club and this motherfucker slaps your GF's ass, then proceeds to call your taste in music shit. What would you do?
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>>147083116
make it so you can animation cancel with fth

it would make him much better vs squishies while not being ridiculous against tanks

>flash into instant fth
>flash m1 into instant fth
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>>147087618
He's talking about left click damage there you mong.
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>>147087743
But I like the Hoff.
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>>147087743
Shoot him in the gut because I know Reinhardt would never do something to unbecoming of a man of his character
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Post cute/hot Angela Ziegler
Mercy is best Waifu
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>be me
>rank 66 player
>my team is top 10 na
>play on my boyfriends account to smurf
>he's skill rating 34
>40k+ dmg dealt
>61-3
So this is what being a god feels like
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>>147086896
I cannot explain to you how hard I laughed when this came up
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>>147083072
Gelatinous Cube
Teleports to a spot on the map at the beginning of the match. Can't move. Dissolves any enemies that get trapped inside, lets allies pass through like the bro he is. Can shoot out pseudopods to lasso people and draw them in. Impervious to all weapons.
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>pick reaper
>win game

Unnerf Mcree
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>>147083562
because these webms are cherry picked by players that aren't actually good to only show the 3 seconds where they do something interesting
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>>147087743
Respond by telling him his hair looks stupid
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>>147087791
0:55 average on fire is inexcusable
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>>147087743
Suck his dick
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Anyone done with ranked for now? Atleast until next Season? Blizzard really needs to fix alot of shit.

1. Solo que, Duo que and Team que needs to be 3 seperate modes.. LoL is cancerous as shit in terms of community and game but why Blizzard doesnt just copy their style of ranked matchmaking is beyond me.. it would work for this game

2. The issue with KOTH wins.. which apparently already has been addressed so thats nice.. we can wait for that.

3. There should be a higher level cap for playing competitive. Too many times have i ran into 25-40's who are absolutely clueless

4. Sudden death is absolutely pointless in some maps because defense is fucking simply better. (numbani etc)

5. Winning 5 fucking games getting constant golds with slow progession up then losing 1 and going down a whole fucking rank(probably the most infuriating thing out of everything else)


But yeah.. Saving myself from stress. Gonna just play quickplay and not give myself a stroke. I have hope that shit will be fixed eventually
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>>147087941
>cucking your gf

Why tho
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>>147087197
some faggot told me not to pick attack heroes on defense

i left that game, im sure they lost
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damn eskimoes
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love it
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>>147087854
>Realize roadhog and Mercy have the same ponytail but Roadhog makes it look better
Why do people like worst girl again
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So I finally got 1000 gold.

What skin should I spend it on? I'm thinking either Mariachi Reaper, Mecha Pharah or Wolf Hanzo. Open to suggestions for other skins.

I suck in general so it doesn't matter who I normally play. I'll get the hang of the hero eventually.
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>>147087907
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>>147083881
>>147085403

>people tell me to "git gud" but I know that it's in my nature to plainly suck

That's too fucking bad, isn't it?

What actually happened is the bitch got complacent in quick play, and when ranked smacked them with people who actually gave a shit, they just caved and gave up on trying. There's no saving people like that.

As for banning people who fall below a certain rank, I don't know what problem you're trying to solve.
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>>147087958
>..
>que
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>>147087743
Calmly and rationally remind him that his behavior is unbecoming of the classical German knights that he is based upon, and then roam the countryside with him righting wrongs and dispatching ruffians
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>>147087186

>>147087186

Thanks, yours are indeed better, dont know if 20 levels better but better enough.


Pic related if you guys were wondering >>147086030

I am a rank 42, you guys are probably way better, but i dont think i deserve my rank

Nobody does though
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>>147088051
stop being shit
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>>147087958
I could be level 80 and play genji for the first time in ranked. 25 is fine, matchmaking is an issue.
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>>147087743
ask if he wants to fuck my girl while i jerk off in the corner

a man can dream...
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>>147087907
>still wearing the mask

Should use a domino mask or masquerade ball mask at least desu.
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>still no 80s skin for reinhardt where he dresses like Hasselhoff with a based hairstyle

Actually, casual clothing skins when? Genji and Hanzo kind of have them already.
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>>147082934
how do you make these?
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>OMG DON'T PLAY JUNKRAT ON ATTACK
Why?
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>>147088054
>Worst girl
You're a huge fag, Anon. I still love you, but you are such a fag
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So I got placed in 49 in comp playing solo q only

5 wins, 5 losses and average 2-3 gold stars per match?

Is it good?
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how do I get good at 76
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>>147088085
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>>147088128
but i literally forced fed my team of idiots to win by playing that faggot lucio
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>>147088051
I queue with friends who cannot aim for their life, who cannot play more than 3 heroes, and they got high 40s after calibration.

I cannot fathom how bad the 30s are
>>
Is it just me or is this patch significantly buggier than release? There's the KotH comp bug, the KotH UI bug (where stats don't update past the first round, probably related to the comp one), there's the voice line bug in hero showcase. This shit was on PTR as well, did Blizz just ignore all that?
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>>147088293
i got 7-3 and i carried almost everygame and still got stuck at 50
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>>147088247
>Some people are stupid
Who knew?
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Who here /rank60+afterplacementandnolongerplanningonplayingranked/?
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what's the best Zenyatta highlight intro? It's Transcendence, right?
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>>147088296
learn to aim helix rockets, fire in 4-5 shot bursts at longer range for perfect accuracy, deal constant midrange dps, help with objectives
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Winston is so fucking annoying jesus christ
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>>147088336
no you didn't
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>>147085705
where do you know me from? lol
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>>147088247

Plebs think Junkrat is bad on offense. The same kind of plebs who think Demoman is only useful for laying stickytraps in TF2.

Junkrat is one of the most versatile classes in Overwatch. He always has a place in offense and in defense. and in our hearts
>>
>Termites in my room

What overwatch hero should I play to take my mind off the termites?
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>>147088361

I'm dropping frames on anything higher than low settings. Never had this issue before the patch.
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>>147088325
>>
>that guy who throws a bitch fit when you don't follow the suggested team building tips
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>>147084883

>tfw literally double his total objective time with less than a quarter play time

What a retard.
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>>147088064
>Reaper
reaper if youre edgelord, pharah if you got any class, hanzo if youre faggot
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>>147088436
That's the idea. He's the tracer of the tank class
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>>147088436
pick le edgy shotgun man and protect your backline
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>>147088126
>>147087186
>>147086973
rank 43. but it doesn't look like my stats are much worse than yours, especially on fire.
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>>147088296
go into hero specific options and enable allied health bars for him

and zarya as well
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>>147088436
shoot him
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>>147088492
considering he said iaxx i can only assume /scv/ m8
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>stomp hard on defense, payload only gets to the first checkpoint
>round 2
>one guy leaves
>"ok we can still win maybe we just need to pass the second checkpoint and the enemies are bad"
>game is now safe to leave
>everyone but me and reaper leaves
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>ranks go from 1-100
>placement games put you somewhere between rank 30-70
>since everyone is put at around the same rank leveling up become a huge grind
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>>147088126
I wouldn't worry about it too much anon, things should in theory improve once KoTH is giving and taking correct Exp.

Also, most of the games I played were stomps, not many lasted very long, coupled with only 1lucio, 1 mercy game etc averages aren't a good indicator till there's a large sample size.

I'd be higher than that in rank though if the majority of the games weren't KoTH wins.
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>>147083816
i think the next time this happens i'm just gonna pick d.va and fly around pretending it's team deathmatch. if i have to play another game of
>koth
>want to play something besides support
>everyone else refuses too
>fine, fucking lucio it is
>capture point
>allies scatter to the four winds
>guys defend the point
>guys i can't heal you out of LoS
>die 4v1 while hanzos and genjis think they're playing mirror's edge:ninja edition
>allies spend rest of map running one at a time into the meatgrinder enemy has erected on the point
i'm gonna commit sudoku
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>>147088528
Does he still look like that now that he's part machine?
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>>147086896
You better post a webm of results, anon.
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>>147087854
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Now that comp exists, I'm just going to play hanzo, genji and d.va in quick play all day long.
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>>147088504
Junkrat
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>>147088262
sorry :^)
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>>147088247
>we could've won if only someone didn't play JUNKRAT ON ATTACK
mfw every time
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>>147088553
>tracer of the tank class

I thought Dva was?
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>>147088536
I don't throw fits if it's off, I'll just try to silently fill a role we might need.

Besides, it's more of a suggestion as opposed to an actual "rule to win the meta". 6-Junkrat teams can win, when according to the Defense tag they shouldn't be able to do much more than keep people away from an objective.
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You can't actually get banned for picking a hero you like when it doesn't fit in the meta can you ?
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>>147088579
I have no idea what that is
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>>147088528
I support and endorse this ship
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>lose
>get 1 full rank down
>win
>get 10% of a rank
??
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>>147088729
t. Hanzofag
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>>147088710
Sort of but she's a worse Winston in almost every way.
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>>147088710

d.va is the Torbjörn of the tank class.

And even that is giving her too much credit
>>
I've got something for Zarya to Clean and Jerk right here.
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>>147087867
>>Be me
I think you are looking for /r/Overwatch
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>>147087743
Beg for him to fuck me instead.
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>>147088729
You can get banned for throwing matches yes.
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>>147088757
That's uncomfortable as fuck. Trying sleeping on a couch with a clingy girl like that and you will wake up with a sore neck and back.
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>>147088783
Dva can actually kill a tank tho, Winston sure as fuck can't
>>
MAXIMUM CHARGE
>>
>>147088710
She's probably closer to a Reaper analogue, If she wasn't so fucking broken right now
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>>147088710
D.Va can actually be a threat depending on where and how she shows up.
Winston, like Tracer, is rarely a genuine threat by himself and is usually just getting a few cheap/lucky shots.

There's nothing WRONG with that, but it contributes to their "annoying" factor.
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>>147088757
>>147088651
No idea. This is an artist's interpretation.
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>>147088701
DELETE THIS
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>>147084048
oh god
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>>147087743
take me instead!
>>147088119
>>147088819
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>>147088861
He's a fucking cyborg, anon. He doesn't get sore.
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>>147087743
Wake up because I don't have a girlfriend and never will
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>>147088685
>think like this
>go play qp
>it's koth
>pick whatever
>TEAM HAS NO LUCIO

I can't
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>>147088960
Hopefully they game him a dick.
>>
I wish the Toblerone play of the day vid where he drinks molten metal, gets a worried look on his face, then belches fire, ended just a second earlier.

Toblerone drinks molten metal
Toblerone gets a troubled look on his face
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>That sound Tracer makes when she's low on health
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>>147088867

D.va is still worse at killing tanks than literally every defense and assault character. d.va is basically a bad offense character despite her health because she takes so much damage.

Winston in the other hand is one of the only classes you can send against a Genji and be 100% sure he comes back alive and can destroy widowmakers and hanzo's

Also Winston's shield is better than the defense matrix and his ulti is just a better version of d.va's
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>>147088054
Flagpole 3 o clock
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>>147088560

Yeah what gives.

Are your stats in QM complete trash by any chance? mine is. (42 Rank anon here).
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>>147088743
i think early dsg but maybe poe
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>>147089060
Someone ask Metzen.
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>>147089060
>implying Mercy would give him a 10/10 add but not a 10/10 cock
>>
>>147084048
>100+ hours on snipers
>average solo kills 4.40

sniper mains everyone, such an asset to team
>>
>the console update was to add competitive

Oh no.

Oh no. I thought we weren't gonna get comp. now I have to rank because I'm stupid. Fuck.
>>
>>147088651
If you unlock the Young Genji or Sparrow skins, his shurikens still mechanically feed out of his forearm. My headcanon is that at some point he gets a synthetic skin exterior installed so he can feel more like a complete man again
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>>147089110
>>147088920
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>>147088560
>>147087186
The rank 43 has better stats than rank 61 damn.
Reminder that rank doesn't say shit about your skill level.
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>>147089129
dsg ye

how did you like das3
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>>147089246
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what skin should i buy, have 1k
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>>147089246

Here's an actually beautiful Mercy
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>>147089060
>he just pops a suction cup dildo onto his crotch plate when things start getting frisky
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Tell me owg, what's the most frustrating thing to lose to?
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>>147089318
buy a thousand hours with mercy instead
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>>147088037
Reinhardt is superior
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>>147089318
Zarya industrial
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>>147089045
Just pick up medkits.
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Anyone else unable to login?
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>>147089318
Wait for the swimsuit skins and buy speedo Winston
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>>147089376
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>>147087854
I want to marry Mercy
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>>147089318
A legendary for a hero you rarely play. This way you'll have incentive to improve as that character
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>>147083027
Why is it so hot when girls put their fingers in other girl's mouths?
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>>147088560
For comparison purposes
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>>147089148
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>>147089376
shit like this pisses me off
theres already black people in the game, why can't they just fucking stop?
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Of course team voice chat should automatically on in competitive mode for all members of a team, individual group chat should be disabled, and the option to leave team chat should be disabled -- muting players should still be manually available.

Until Blizzard fixes this, though I refuse to heal anyone who wont join team voice chat.
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>tfw D.Va will never fast food fart in your lap
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>>147089376
funny meme
I actually like that tumblr mercy but the meme is to call it shit
>>147089312
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>>147089429
someone straight up better than you
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>you lose a fucking rank if you win koth but you lose one if you lose
EPIC
why is this shit not hot fixed within an hour
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>>147089376
This needs to stop
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>>147089376
technically everyone could wear that Valkyrie-suit, right?
>but I guess you'd have to be a medic/nurse to actually use it right
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>>147089593
>getting triggered by black people
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>>147089429
no skill spamming hanzos and junkrats getting random as fuck kills
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>>147089602
So unlike qp, voice chat isn't automatically enabled ranked?
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is it usual for queues to take over 2 mins when you reach over 100?
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>>147089490
Did they actually confirm that it's gonna be swimsuit skins?
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>>147089737
knowing where to spam is a skill :^)))
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we /cringewatch/ now
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>>147089258
Doesn't really say much, you can farm stats or you can win.

just on the basis of being unable to compare heroes played, let alone maps and map duration etc.

High impact kills > low impact farming
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>>147089086
>That long nervous moan D.va makes when her mech is close to blowing up
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>>147089568
I don't have this fetish so I wouldn't know.
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>>147089376

AYOOOOO


HOL UP
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>Play placement matches
>First game we're winning by a long shot
>Change sides
>2 people on my team leave
>Still counts as a loss
>second and third placement match we lose the Sudden death coin flip and lose the matches
>Fourth match we win the sudden death coinflip and get to attack
>Enemy team has double reinhardt+Bastion
>my team refuses to switch and we lose sudden death
I've lost 4 of my 4 placement matches, what the actual fuck?
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>level 20 player
>"wow I'm having so much fun guys!"
>"thank you so much everybody for making this a lot of fun"

what the fuck was that
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>>147089782
No.
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>made it to rank 70 playing nothing but support

thanks for the carry guys
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>>147089781
I don't get this pic
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>>147089782
no, it's just one anon spamming
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>>147084419
just get a headset with one earpiece. it'll do mono
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>>147089886
He's considering suicide but is hiding it behind a wall of cheerful comments.

Just like Tracer
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>>147089845
Finding girls licking and biting eachother's fingers hot isn't a fetish anon.
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>>147082943
>>147089625
>thick d.va
why?
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>>147089867
I lost 7 out of my 10 placement matches. Don't get upset over them, you can climb out of low ranks really easy.
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>>147089376
Black skin and blonde hair is top tier, freckles makes it god tier
too bad the artists managed to make her beautiful in only half the portraits she drew
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I'm fucking done with comp. I finally win a fucking game and the game ranks me down anyways.
WHAT
THE
FUCK
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>>147089951
>Mercy-san
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>>147089376
>>147089246
>>147088701
If you don't stop I swear I'm calling the police. Defacing beauty like this is heresy and also most probably a cyber crime.
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>>147089917
Animation shortcuts
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>>147090067
You should have tried harder.
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>comp
>win first game after placement, do really well, 5 silvers
>rank goes up a tiny amount, not even close to the next level
>lose next match in a tie break, still do well despite, 2 silvers 2 bronze
>rank plummets a whole level
What is this bullshit.
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>>147089951
I'm the first anon that brought it up. I've only brought it up once in this thread and once in the previous one.
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>>147090006
>why?

Also pretty sure she's got a fat ass ingame
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>>147090006
artists add a little here and there so that she isn't utter trash
Skinny, flatchested gremlins are NOT sexy
you are (((((ABSOLUTE GARBAGE))))) if you think they are
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>>147089086
>>147089840
>The noises all the female characters make as their being zapped by munkey
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>>147089853
WE WUZ HEALERS N SHIIIIIETTTTTTTT
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>we want the league of legends audience
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>Play Tank/Support
>Team literally gets decimated even as I block almost 20k damage, can't land shots on targets completely out in the open, frequently getting flanked by like 4-5 people while my team is like 20 yards behind me, afraid of getting shot
>Switch to an offensive character
>Easily take out 2-3 people, hold positions, move objective forward easily
>Still lose because I took too long to switch

I'm not saying I'm good or bad, all I'm saying is if you're going to play an offensive character, then you need to attack. Don't be a fucking pussy.

I can't tell you terrible it feels to be on objective for 30-40 seconds, finally be overwhelmed and look behind me to see reaper and tracer, ducked behind a car trying to snipe the people who are running me through with lead pipes.
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>yfw the second Diablo 3 expansion will add Butcher skin for Avenueswine
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Arright. Bounty hunter type character.

>primary fire
Concussion carbine
20 rounds, automatic fire, no damage, slightly less knockback/same radius as Pharah's concussion missile.
>secondary fire
Scatter grenade
8 second cooldown, 120 damage in splash radius, can hurt self, additional damage to stunned/trapped/pinned enemies
>set up/"movement" power
Net launcher
6 second cooldown, projectile, traps target
>ultimate
Toxin grenade
blinds targets in area of affect for three seconds and deals 100damage over that time
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>>147087049
>Mfw bullying the enemy Zarya so bad they switch to a different tank
>Bully them the rest of the game
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>>147090097
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>>147089376
Tumblr loves this extremely rare mutation the same way Japan loves heterochromia eyes
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>>147089994
We ended up winning easily and he was genuinely happy, I was really shocked.

I'm too used to "LOL EZ DOGS go kill yourself you cocksucking cunt fart i'll knife your mom rofl *russian insults*"
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>>147090131
it's not a shortcut, it's called an animation smear.
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>>147088804
>not ever using be me

I want this meme to die.

>>147088598

>averages aren't a good indicator till there's a large sample size

True indeed, even more considering that people ranked in higher levels should mean its harder to get better average. but also people ranked in lower levels should have a more crappy team.

Just find it interesting. Wonder how they came with the calibration tho, seems somewhat inconsistent. there are too many variables.

funfact is that even tough i have those ''average'' stats i have 36% W/L rate since i started competitive. (53% overall)

I play solo, so there isnt much i can do to improve it tho
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>>147090325
You're a fucking smear.
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>>147090239
I've played that killstepz a lot, hes trash, free win.
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I like competitive more than QP because people pick their heroes more seriously and games are more fun as a result.

But the actual ranks are pretty bad. Koth bug in particular.
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>>147089376
id still fuck the shit out of her
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>>147089781
Kek!
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>>147089376
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What hero has the worst playerbase, Hanzo or Mercy?
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>>147090258
So his only damage abuility is on an 8 second cooldown ?
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>>147088701
>>147089246
>>147089376
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>>147089557
>eating christmas cake
oh behave
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>>147090224
D.vas official art doesn't have her as skinny nor flat chested. There's literally nothing wrong with those though, better than basketball boobs and thighs completely disproportionate to her size
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The ranked mane

>one of the games was a roadhog afk on base and spamming emote, i didnt know why he is doing that
>someone says "why is roadhog afk"
>roadhog and someone else tell him to stop being toxic
>lose ofc
>try my best in the other games
>always gold medals
>quintuple on one game with """"torbjörn""""
>twice with 20 killstreak
> 6 wins 4 loses
>get to 46
wew was already sad, because i try harded and still got so shitty
>play with friends
>now 44
;^)

people with under 50 ww@?
Why did this happen?
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>>147090258
>automatic concussive blast w/o cool down
I can't comprehend how this sounds good
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i want to try ranked but i'm far too unconfident in my own abilities as a player to do it

am i just gonna get rolled for all my placement matches?
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I want to hug d. va
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>there are actualy people who wouldn't fill Tracer with cum
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CLEANSER REAPER LEGENDARY WHEN?
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>>147090463
He's about map control and it's a team game.
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My friends and I starting playing competitive today. Although I am aware of the changes being made next season, I'm not sure why draws are not simply being decided by which team completed the objective faster.

Have Blizzard explained the reasoning behind using extra rounds as a tie-breaker?
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>>147087854
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>>147090258
so op as fuck on some maps and completely fucking useless on others
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>>147090446
Hanzo, by extremely far. I have yet to lose a game because a Mercy refuses to switch and ignores the rest of the team.
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>>147090245
Does Roadhog have the most 'Just Right' edits of the OW cast?
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>tfw you go against players that have got two times more hours on one (1) single hero than you have played the game total
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>>147090581
I would fill anyone with cum onerstly
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>>147089625
The amount of hidden jokes in this image is a veritable gold mine.
>HIGH NOON
>junkritos
>3DS Charger
>Luvio Body Pillow
>Poster is almost certainly of Madoka.
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>>147090687
Probably
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What a great way to spend my time
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>>147090365
>>147090325

Oooo get pounded on, nerd.
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>>147090661
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Is there any confirmation as to whether or not they will add new skins and PotG intros and voice lines and shit like that?

We know there will be new Heroes and maps, but what about content for existing heroes?

on that note, when are we gonna learn more about Sombra?
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>>147086014
Which tanks do you play? I'm finding people have no idea how to make use of me being Rein, having better luck just killing things as Zarya/Hog
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>>147090446
at least mercy isn't useless
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>>147090570
I want to date Mercy for a couple years, then marry her and start a family
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>Jeff Kaplan
>Game Director
>666 posts

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20745755424
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>>147090582
Nah, the Tyrael skin is already going to Mercy.
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>>147082789

EU player LF duo partner, played on a friend account for 60-80 level and played his placement games .

Now got myself my own account and I'm lvl 3, I have been supreme on CSGO and main reaper/roadhog on OW.

So looking for someone to duo quickplay with me until im high enough to play ranked.

I am 23 years old, looking for a friendly and mature partner that is good at the game with skype.

Ocaustx#2378
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>>147090797
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>>147089557
As do a lot of us, Anon, as do a lot of us
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>>147090592
That's stupid. You're stupid.
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>tfw you actually stop getting KOTH losses and start winning games

Shame it took a dozen pointless matches to find these games
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>>147090365
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>>147090737
holy shit that's amazing lol
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>>147090737
>"walk in harmony"
>they all hover
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>>147090891
t. Genji main
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>>147090848

Ocaustx#2378

(nordic o not working on 4chins ?)
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I just turned around a losing game I was put in as Lucio because their 2 Reapers and 2 Hanzos couldn't aim for shit and kept chasing me all over the place.

And I thought I was fucking bad.
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QUIEN

ES

SOMBRA

???
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>>147090737
Dat push. Replace bad players with bots when?
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>>147089148
>rarely spectate
>join a group, puts me watching widow
>hnnng
>i wonder what my friend is doing
>switch
>he's playing genji
>STUPID SEXY FLANDERS
>>
Should I just start leaving games if my teammates pick mcree or tracer?
>>
>We have a big ball tuning pass coming soon.

Thank GOD Blizzard is focusing on urgent, serious issues.
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>>147091004

Another sniper? why?
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>>147091004
Probably works with Reaper if datamined dialogue is anything to go by.
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>>147090975
It never did. Norwegians on /int/ bitch about it from time to time
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>>147091004
this is gonna be the only sniper hero I'm actually gonna play as, I'm excited.

>>147091078
she's gonna be support
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>when you get an autistic Healslut Mercy that actually sucks, because they focus on one player and also never buff damage.

I mea fuck, they could have actually tried playing a different healing based hero, or maybe rezzed single heroes instead of waiting for the hueg rez that never-ever came. It pains me to think that some people can't even look back on the poor performance and want to improve themselves.
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>>147089376
Yeah no, fuck off
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>>147091012
the rest of the game is walking into the line of fire and getting completely destroyed
also team Even took the second point in less time

First push always kills point A on hanamura of any 6 of a kind bot matches
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>>147091035
You gotta be an adult to browse 4chan, so it's assumed that you're capable of making your own decisions.

That said, at the very least ask them why they picked somebody. If they're like "because Tracer is mai waifu", consider fleeing for the wilderness.
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>>147090354
I suggest duoing at the bare minimum if you can, I duo'd most of the morning and the 2 of us basically had to hypercarry due to the potatos in the team, I couldn't imagine playing solo.

>>147090792
I'm playing Zarya as secondary tank mostly haven't played any other tanks since starting comp yet.
Do not for the love of your sanity play Rein without a group, If you have to play tank Zarya/Hog all the way like you said, don't rely on anyone just kill shit yourself.
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>>147088757
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This game is definitely easier when playing with a group. Matchmaking does not properly balance groups.

Literally have not lost a game while in a 6 stack yet. My only loses are while playing alone.
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>>147091078
She's supposedly support though.
>>
Why are people so afraid to die in this game?

I had an enemy Rein with basically his entire team behind him but I kept popping out as D.va and poking his shield and he choked.
>>
Ranked was a mistake
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>>147091240
>ywn know this feel
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>>147091142
>We can only have diversity on my terms.
>If it doesn't fulfill my arbitrary requirements then it's not real diversity.
I think I understand why some people turn to the Edge side.
>>
>>147091142
>The screenshot doesn't include the backlash they got from even tumblr
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>>147091285
No idea but it's really pathetic.
>>
Anybody in EU wants to play ranked? 52~ rating.
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>>147091256
>6 stack
Fuck off.
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>>147090581
I'd fill Tracer with love and marry her. And cum, can't forget about filling her with cum.
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>>147091384
>REEEEEEE MOBAS
>>
That's it. That's what everyone is getting at.

The League of Legends community is historically, famously, unabashedly toxic and shitty. The Call of Duty community is a shitheap of ragers and manchildren. DotA 2 is well on its way to LoL's status. The endgame of The Division was admittedly poorly designed but also suffers from being populated by just the worst fucking people. Starcraft 2 teeters constantly between happy goofy memers and Dead Sea–level balance salt.

But every little post that shows up here about "hey don't say gg ez, it's rude" or "try to sacrifice a bit of your own selfishness for the greater good and pick support or tank even if your teammates are rude" or "be nice to people because it might be their first time playing that hero" is saying the same thing: Overwatch will not be LoL. Overwatch will not be CoD. Overwatch will not be DotA.

This is an important thing to say. Keep saying it. Keep erring on the side of kindness. Keep being encouraging. Keep things fun. Culture is a team sport, just like Overwatch. You've gotta pull your weight or the whole thing will go to shit. And it is super fucking hard to lose gracefully, especially if your team is objectively not particularly great or the opposing Widowmaker is holing you up in the spawn or Mei uses her healing ice block literally at any time ever or your DPS isn't hiding behind your Rein-shield or any one of the innumerable things that can go wrong in a match goes wrong in your match, and that makes it THAT MUCH MORE IMPRESSIVE when you manage to lose gracefully.

Keep it up, senpai. I'm proud of you.
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>>147088757
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>>147091004

Alejandra!
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>>147091142
>"I've never seen a Japanese dude with a face like that"
Has she never heard of Toshiro Mifune or the Jomon?
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>>147091336
It's entirely fueled by spitefully not giving these people what they want. Sjw made most of their own monsters.
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So people who have performed better in koth maps are getting a, slightly underwelming, rank adjustment
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>>147091142
>blizzard is so racially insensitive!
>they didn't make their Japanese man look stereotypical enough
>imma make him more chinky!
>perfect
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>>147091004
UN NINA MAS LINDA!
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>>147090581
I'd rather fill her full with bullets.
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>>147087743
*unsheathes both shotguns*
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>>147091458

Nice blog tumblarina.
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>>147083072
A double crossbow qt. Can switch between different bolt types with Shift.

I admit Linkle influenced me.
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>>147091597
Nice google translate
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>>147091142
Is this nigga serious?
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>>147091458
See I can't tell because this is 4chan, I agree with the post but is it ironic or serious?
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>>147091556
Never mind I read that wrong, they're not doing shit because 'zero sum game lul'
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>>147091484
Its pharahs mom
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>>147091556
From that post how did you figure we're getting a rank adjustment?

All he did was lie about it being bugged in both directions. The OVERWHELMING majority of people are getting HUGE losses but TINY wins.
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>>147091597
*Una niña (she's not a kid though)
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>>147091712
is a reddit copypasta
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>>147083067
I have almost 2k saved up because I thought a content update would come with ranked and we'd get new skins or at least a new hero and new skins to go with them.
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>>147090892
>a whole rank for winning a koth
Please stop lying on the internet.
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>>147091712
It's seriois, but whoever posted this copied it from reddit
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nerf sombra
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>>147088556
>two barrels
>four shots
>his shotguns would make perfect sense if the lower tube was a magazine
>but instead it's another barrel and shells just *teleport behind* the chamber
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>>147091556
I have most of my wins in koth maps, so I have actually lost a few ranks due to getting retarded teams in payload missions. It is annoying because if the results were calculated right I would actually be higher in rank and possibly no longer matched with the same shitheads that think widow and hanzo are a good duo in attack.
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Just qued and got 2 groups of 3 against full randoms...
Guess which team I am on.
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>>147091739
Pharas mom does not speak spanish Billy Bob
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competitive ruined this game
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>>147090878
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>>147087719
Its not because i lost full rank on koth
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>>147091860
how, just don't go there and yr good
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>>147091035
Nothing wrong with McSkill.
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>>147091860
collage

w h e n
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>>147091860
Did not.
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>>147091739
is not is someone from the muertos gank soldier 76 say it when spawn i nthat map also reapear claim for sombra many times
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>>147091764

Is her age known?
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>>147091925
no anon, you don't understand.
that is the reduced amount.
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>>147090240
this so fucking much
>don't want to be tank
>team won't pick one
>go rein
>steadily advance with shield
>great spots for teammates to be clearing the way forward
>i'm just by myself while they take potshots from 30 yards back
COME HELP YOU FAGGOTS

I want an emote for tanks and supports and just blasts an airhorn in my teammates ears while gilbert gottfriend screams THIS ISN'T TEAM DEATHMATCH GO TO THE OBJECTIVE NOW over and over until they fucking do it or quit.
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>>147091361
link? I love seeing them cannibalize one another at the first disagreement.
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NERF JUNKRAT'S TOTAL MAYHEM
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>>147091659
so, an even more spammy hanzo?
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>>147091860
Group up with friends. Communication and teamwork are a massive factor in compatative games.
However you should work to avoid friends that 'main' heroes at all costs.
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>>147090797
I do too man, I do too. She'd be such a great lover and mother. Can you just imagine taking her on dates and holidays
And the proposal, my god the proposal. That'd have to be perfect
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I dont want to be rank 59 anymore everyone is a fucking giga autist raging faggot. It's worse than any csgo solo mm I've played.
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>>147091860
If you're playing ranked.

Ranked fucking saved quick play queue, all my games are so chill now it's amazing.

Also for some weird reason it seems matchmaking has improved as I have had like a single stomp since ranked came out.

All the shitters who think they are hot shit fucked off to ranked and I can finally have fun now.
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>>147092002
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>>147082789

>sub 60 people
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Nice game.
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>couldn't play for hours
>check again
>GAME INSTALLING
>50%
>been like this for another hour, no sign of it ever finishing
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>>147091860

Remember when people said the same thing with smash?

fun meme
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>>147092025
>be reinhardt
>enemy has a turret over looking a good flanking point that would allow us a better avenue to the point
>walk around with my shield up
>blocking enemy fire, turret fire, and giving my team the ability to either shoot and take out the turret and enemy, or get into better cover.
>No one is fucking doing anything.
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>>147092051
You can always tell the ones complaining about Junkrat's kit are Tracers/Genjis
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>>147084064
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>>147091854
We don't know if Sombra does either. Considering she's been operating out of fucking Mexico, her having a Spanish name isn't exactly surprising.

Reaper knows her, but that's all we know.
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>>147092138
let's trade
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>>147090298
This needs to stop now
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>>147092107
Damn, Mercy is stacked.
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whats the worst and most unfun map and why is it numbani?
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>DC
>rejoin
>win
>get demoted
t-thanks for the double legendary lootbox at least blizz
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>>147092175
are we posting juri edits now
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Is it time to buy a smurf account /vg/
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>>147092302
It's any KotH map.
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>>147092334
>Is it time to buy a smurf account
what?
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Why doesn't Mei have faster movement speed on ice, with similar floaty controls as Lucio, as if she was skating on ice?

Serious question, why is this not a thing?
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>>147092228
>just noticed that Sombra is wearing a hijab
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>>147092302
Numbani is pretty fun.

So many flanking routes, so many defensive positions.

The only potentially unfun thing is when team is a bunch of retards and can't break through a 6 Bastion+Torbjorn defense.
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>>147092162
happened to me yesterday, not with PotG, but the entire round their lucio was just a floating gun.
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>mexican sniper bitch
please god deliver i hate widow
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How many elims a match in quick play should I be getting as McSkill?
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>>147092025
That's why you never play characters that aren't versatile at least to some degree unless you already know your team.

Playing Mercy/Rein relies on your team not being complete idiots, Zarya/Roadhog and Lucio/Zenyatta are much more flexible because even if you don't get peak tanking/healing performance you can also output damage and kill people and stuff.
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>>147092374
second account to play ranked at a low level to have fun stomping people
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the PSU of my Overwatch Simulation Machine exploded due to a power surge...
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>>147092393
to hard to code, probably.
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>>147090215
What's the original of this from/ Nothing is coming up from searches.
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>>147092002
>>147092228

So its either Alejandra or Alejandra's mother confirmed? No other explanation.
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>>147092194
I've never played either of them.
I do love that webm of several Tracers getting killed by it though.

It needs some sort of warning, like Tracer's pulse bomb, or an audio cue.
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>>147092456
>He plays mcree
>He posts anime

with your skill level, 0
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>>147092046
I'll look, can't make any promises since I don't remember the URL of the original poster
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>>147084990
Hammer down!
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>>147092005
If she's Pharah's mom she is in her 50s at least. Otherwise no. We don't even know her affiliation. She looks to be on Reaper's side according to datamined audio but she could be a (good) double agent. Also, even if she's D.va's age you really wouldn't use niña unless you're being a patronizing dick like Widowmaker. It literally means child. Chica is more girl as in young woman aged 16-25.
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>>147092468
Yep you hit the nail on the head.
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Does the Widowmaker nerf make her go too far or will it successfully make her meh for pros?
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>love playing Lucio
>Comp teams won't stop picking weak flankers
>Mercy is sapping my heals so I can't rank up ever
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Reinhardt x2 mercy bastion 76 and lucio on the payload. How do i stop this with randoms?
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>>147090354
>>be me
Who the fuck else would you be? Are you constantly greentexting about being your fucking chair?
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>>147092524
Yes anon, those are the only two mexicans in existence
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>>147086205
Doing god's work mate.
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>>147092527
the Jester giggle is enough

although imo a damage nerf on anything in his kit would help, he deals too much and too easy for a defense hero
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>>147092321
We totally should
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>>147092572
Unless she gave birth to Pharah before she was 18, she's 50 at least.
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>>147092625
>That pic
what the fuck
>>
>Have played 30 ranked games
>Been matched with 9 DVa mains
>Every single fucking one of them has been on my team

HOW DOES THIS MAKE SENSE

HOW DOES THIS MAKE STATISTICAL FUCKING SENSE

NINE FUCKING AUTOMATIC LOSSESS KSFJSKFJSKLFJSKFJSKFJJIIOEROYIEIOTJKELKGMDKBMDKBNMCHKEGIOKJDGKLEJERIOJR
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>>147092618
Pros can aim though.
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>>147092527
It has an audio cue anon.
>mfw Rein pins me to the wall to kill me and dies to my grenades
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I want silver fox bara to DP me with McCree
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>>147092228
We don't even know if that's Sombra.

For all we know this mystery support sniper and Sombra could be two separate heroes.
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>>147092572
I hope she turns out to be Pharah's mom who 'faked' her death and was built up like Genji or is a pure transhuman with her brain uploaded into an Omnic. Would be neat if she was a spy for Talon who converted Reyes and was the one who kidnapped, tortured, and trained Amelie until she became Widowmaker.
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>>147092524
Ana Amari, Pharah's mom, was a sniper in the original Overwatch. She could have gone vigilante much like Morrison.

Morrison was investigating Lumerico, and we know that Sombra is also assaulting Lumerico. But she's on the same side as Reaper. So it's clear that there is more to this story than is immediately apparent. a believe Lumerico had something to do with Overwatch being disbanded, and possibly the Omniums/Omnic Crisis in the first place.
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Anyone else was leveled down after winning a game? Was it because I had to quit and comeback due to Ow's UI crashing?
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>>147091319
>Zarya or a grill like her will never clumsily try and flirt with you
Maybe if I just lift heavy enough it'll go away.
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>>147092689
excellent
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>>147084990
Hammer Down!
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>>147092527
It has a very loud

>AUGH
>SPROING
>OOH-HEE-HEE-HAH-HAH
>BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM

I don't see the need.
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>>147092689
What's wrong with her feet
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>>147092638
Junkrat.

Reinhardt fire attacks go through shields.
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>>147092527
The warning is in the killfeed, idiot
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>>147092572
>you really wouldn't use niña

Yo se, yo no soy el otro anon. No obstante, se puede usar coloquialmente de muchas maneras., de la misma manera que Baby en ingles por ejemplo

>>147092657
You know they are, but hey its just a Theory :3
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>>147092813
>Dinosaur feet
No.

Also enough with the faking death in this game, it's overdone and old at this point. S76, Reaper, Genji,
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>>147092918
>footfags
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>>147092813
I don't know about the training part at least. Amelie was an OW agent already iirc.
>>
Has anyone else noticed, that if Mercy resurrecrs Dva, she can't call her mech immediately? I think she should, but for some reason it's not happening. She can MOVE, but it takes a second or two before the mech comes.

Normally there's no delay in calling a new mech.
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>>147093030
>No.
Those are her foot shurikens. She reloads them like genji.
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>>147092194
>kit

>>>reddit
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>Personne n'échappe à mon regard
what did she mean by this ?
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>>147093030
Heroes never die
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>Finish night 13-5
>Lost 3 ranks to 59

how do i make the sadness go away?
Why even bother staying for a minimum 20 minute koth to win 5%
>>
TRACER=CANCER
TRACER=CANCER
TRACER=CANCER
TRACER=CANCER
TRACER=CANCER
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>>147093083
nah, she was the wife of a big-shot OW agent. They wanted him, but they could never get to him because of his skill. His wife, however, was an easy target.
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>>147092918
Hit boxes requierment i think.

>>147092875
didnt had that one, thanks
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>>147092468
you really think that team would have advanced into a turret/bastion-covered point behind a zarya or roadhog when they wouldn't even approach behind a rein shield?
also
>implying i had a support

i'm fairly certain there's just a large portion of the population that do not participate in teamwork whatsoever, but happen to advance in rank because they will often get grouped with people who do. if you've got a decent tank-support-defense trio it really doesn't matter whether the other three actually co-ordinate in any way as long as they kill guys, which is easy if you have half the team keeping the fight focused where it should be
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>>147093030
Genji didn't fake shit, he got murdered and didn't believe he was still alive or himself for a long time. Angsty Robocop ninja.

Not sure about the feet, I really like her being subtly inhuman looking.

>>147093083
It doesn't say she was afaik, just that her hsuband was and he was un-fucking-catchable.
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>>147092540
I was too lazy to go through my archives again
Max I've got is 25ish, usually around 17 a match
>>
do you guys think projectiles are viable for high level play
>>
>>147093124
That's the same for everyone.

Res'd people can't attack or use skills for a couple seconds until their invulnerability wears off.
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>>147092761
I mean a more audible one.
Do you mean just his death noise?

If Junkrat can die right behind me and I don't hear it, it's hardly a warning.

Also the range on it is fucking huge.
I understand if the point of it is to kill somebody you have been fighting with and have almost killed, but being able to kill any non-tank character at full health is retarded.
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>>147093124
It's fine because mercy's invul after rez is deceptively long
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>Playing Mercy while listening to my new jam by Hill Doggy Dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26-VzfBZg1w

Not sure why, but it fits!
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>>147091745
>The OVERWHELMING majority of people are getting HUGE losses but TINY wins.

If you win eight KoTH maps and then lose eight payload maps, you will lose rank because you gained significantly fewer skill points from the KoTH victories. His point about a zero-sum bug is that those losses are as significant as a loss should be relative to how the ranking system should work, since the reverse would boost your rank in theory. That is, if you lost eight KoTH maps and then won eight payload maps, you would gain many more points upfront because your losses counted for so little.

Please point to any proof showing that people are losing more points than winning in KoTH. The burden is on you against the guy with all the numbers, whom we should trust unless people bring up solid contrary evidence.
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>>147093030
Reaper and Genji aren't really faking dead they just made the most of their circumstances.
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>>147093190
Try shooting her in the head, anon. Unless you think whining on an imageboard instead of practicing will help, you lazy fucking cunt.
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>>147093153
no one can escape my sight
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>>147093239
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>>147090553
That sounds fun as fuck. Knocking people and yourself around like whores at a gangbang would be hilarious!
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>>147088246
Record with obs and then convert to webm/make it small enough for 4chan with webmforbakas
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>walk into room
>a hanzo shoots a random scatter shot in there
>it's a headshot
>people will defend this broken character
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>>147093153
No one can hide from my sight.

Jesus, just copy paste into translate and you'd know this.
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>>147092393
too fat
>>
jurifags are worse than every OW waifufag
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>>147093190
Can't keep up with 6x the health Roadhog? :^)
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>>147092918
hands and feet in SF are large for all characters so you can see the moves better they claim
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>>147093373
>Hanzo shoots it within a 10 foot radius of your player model
>every single bounce apparently homes in on you "at random"
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>>147093304
Wow fail, wrong video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ
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>>147092293
Of course she is
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>>147093124
Everything is delayed after getting rezed.
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>>147093248
Really? Weird that I have never noticed it before... but it bugs the hell out of me with Dva.

I guess I'll have to pay attention to it the next time I'm with some other hero. So no one can shoot for a second or two? Hmm.
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>>147092175
>>147092321
>>147092689
>>147092875
>>147093201
my dick right now
>>
>has been out for about a month and some change
>feel anxious for a content patch

Am I bad for wanting more in this game already? I feel like if they're going to release one map or one character every season, which feels like a trickle. I'd much rather have large, expansion-like releases biannually.

Or maybe I'd just like them to say ANYTHING about upcoming non-constum shit they have planned.
>>
>hanzo shoots a scatter arrow at the ground
>it kills you

LMAOOO!!!! XD!!!!!
>>
>>147093448
>at the well level in Ilios
>Hanzo fires his scatter arrow into the small building on the far side of the well, not the one you can climb on.
>me, as Zenyatta, gets killed by the ricochet as I walk out and can see the point

This has to stop.
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>>147093030
76 is the only one who faked his own death, the other two just got btfo so hard everyone thought they were dead.
>>
>YUJINOKAOKOTEEEEEHHHH

what did he mean by this?
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>>147093373
I think there may be something to that involving actual skill. Every time I've used it I've not gotten a single kill. And this is in tiny cramped rooms with enemies in them.
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>>147093304
I can't wait until she wins the election. Once she is out of office we will have proof that America is not racist or sexist and we can get right back to our regularly scheduled white male presidents until the sun dies.
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>>147093437
The angle of her left foot is weird.

People are used to V stances, not feet in parallel, especially when doing a hip curl like that. They can't get used to it without a redraw of the entire leg.
>>
kamikaze analvorewatch comic post

fucking when
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>>147092813
>the fucking stock on the rifle
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>>147092854

that would be an interesting plot.

>Phara vs Sombra movie when?
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>>147093197
My headcanon is that her husband was Overwatch's version of this guy.
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>>147093201
>>147093530
nsfw http://i.imgur.com/7iz6wgG.png
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>Play healer and teammates can't kill shit
>Have to play cod76 to carry in both regards
>Kill over 50% of enemy team repeatedly, stay near the objective
>Still lose

Starting to hate this game yes I'm mad
>>
>>147093607
if by faked his death you mean never told anyone he was Morrison, sure.

everyone assumed that both he and reyes died when Overwatch HQ blew the fuck up.
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>>147093618
"the pleasure of being cummed inside"
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found it
also
>Person in tags defending them
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>>147093691
Why him, he's like the one guy who never died.
>>
New thread bois

>>147093758
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>the only way to rank up is by going nuker DPS only
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>>147093570
Simple geometry.
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>>147084990
HAMMER DOWN!
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>>147093720
oh yeah you're right, so really nobody faked their deaths
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>>147093691
effeminate goofball?
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>>147092107
It has to be the most romantic thing possible, while being a surprise. But if a yes is the answer, the reaction would be pretty damn great
>>
>>147089086
>>147089840
>>147090234
What's with Female VAs always make their pain sounds erotic? Shit gave me a ryona fetish
>>
>>147093757
Well...kind of. I take it you only watch the anime and haven't read Part 5? And he's French.
>>
>>147093618
Ryujin no ken o kurae

Taste my blade of the dragons.
Alternatively
The dragon god(s) will eat you.
>>
>>147093659
>artist confirmed for ancient Egyptian
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>>147093948
He didn't die from that though.
>>
>>147084990
Hammer Down!
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>>147093858
>>
>>147083116

Give him hanzo tier headshot hitboxes :^)
>>
Morrison or 76?

Which is the better design?
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>>147093717
if you cant carry a team with 76, you are fucking shit at the game, period
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>>147093853
He was a goofball but not effeminate he's kind of like Inigo Montoya.
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>>147094306

76, all the legacy skins are total trash
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>>147093729
>I've never seen a Japanese dude with those features
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>>147083072
Support/Tank who gains health the more damage he does and can sacrifice the excess health to heal nearby teammates.
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>>147093948
He would've been better off dead desu.
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>>147093559
I just want them to get to whatever patch they buff d.va in. I have so much fun as her but I always feel vaguely guilty because I know I could be doing more for the team with any number of other characters
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>>147084990
HAMMER DOWN!
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>>147094306
Morrison would be better if the gun didnt look like shit
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>>147084990
2 winstons
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>>147094384
This.
I like my Golden boy.
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>>147092524
>>147092228
maybe she's reaper's mom?
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>>147093729
real japanese face coming through
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>>147093729
thanks anon.

what a retard.
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>>147083116
Revert damage nerf: 420 is fine
Decrease roll cooldown from 8 to 6
FtH can not be reset by roll
FtH reload changed to 2 seconds

McCree is now back to being 1v1 monster, but can't nuke tanks and has to disengage after FtH
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>>147094816
but that isn't Lucio
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>>147093858
>stillborn has already sunk to the level of players recognizing one another by name in every game
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>>147095405
What if Sombra was Pharah's mother?
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>>147095767
What if Sombra is Zen's mother?
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>>147083072
A character that actually uses stealth.
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>>147096004

What if Sombra is my wife?
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