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D. Va!

Dropped 11 ranks today, I love solo queues and only KOTH wins

>nobody is ever on point
>spam get on point button
stfu we get it
>k
>nobody is on point again
>spam get on point button again
>maybe they'll get it
stfu we heard you the first 50 times
>lose because nobody gets on point

welp

May the iris bless all of you with KoTH maps.

*shoots shit at your general direction*

Hah... Simple!

>>147093758
>breathing on hands
>this will somehow warm them up through super-thick thermal gloves
Mei, you dumb cunt.

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I want to ______ pharah

>tfw entire friends list is already back to playing quick play

>>147093758
Only after Ranked came out did I appreciate how fun and relaxing quick play is. I am now chill when I see double hanzos or a bad team comp since I know I lose nothing for them fucking about. Competitive put things in perspective.

Stop playing Ranked, you are just hurting yourself by playing this much time with little reward in XP.

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>what it should be
2 tanks, 2 dps, 2 healers
>what it is
1 tank, 1 healer, 4 dps

>>147093758
You stupid idiot you fucked up the OP again

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>when support and tank get instalocked and you're forced to play DPS and show how bad you are

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Worship.

>>147093962
Rain justice on.

Justice is my semen.

Do our season stats get wiped once the new one begins?

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Alright I give up. Who counters Roadhog? Like who specifically is designed to shit on Roadhog and no one else? I am so fucking sick of this mother fucker.

>Tanky
>Can 1 or 2 shot anyone if he lands his I-win button that can bend space-time and is on a low CD
>Can heal to full HP every 4 seconds

Who the fuck thought this was okay?

>That one shitter on your team switches to the enemy team
>Stomp the enemy team.

Amazing how one person can easily drag a team down but one person can only carry if they're pretty good.

>>147094005
>2 tanks, 2 dps, 2 healers
No one wants 60 minute games

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Why didn't you guys tell me Reaper is fun as fuck?

>>147094073
freeze him with mei

>>147093989
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>>147094005

Even though Lucio, Zarya and Reinhardt are broken as shit I have lost to low damage way too much

>>147093962
shoot my helix rockets at

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>>147093843

the best!

>>147094106
good thing that the game has a time limit

>>147094073
Reaper.

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>>147093962
Hook

>>147094038
This is an all too real problem.

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>>147093843
Winky face!

>>147094176
Comp can get to 30-60 minutes if it's an even KotH.

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>>147094038

>mfw

I usually just go double tank/support because me on DPS is more detrimental.

>>147094176
No one wants 30 minute stalemates

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Why are you only able to pick these 6 bots for custom games? I want to shoot at Pharahbot.

>>147094146
It is when you only have two DPSers that it shows whether your offense players are good and able to aim well and burst people down. I am surprised at the amount of games I have had gold damage/elims as a tank after ranked came out and people started playing in meta teams.

>>147094038
Hahaha, Junkrat time.

>>147093962
tell her that I admire her and that she's doing a good job, but drop my spaghetti in the middle of the sentence

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>>147094038
>when DPS and Support get insta locked and youre forced to play Tank and show how bad you are

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A NOTE TO ANY OF YOU PLAYING COMP

IF YOU DONT HAVE A MIC AND ARE TOO STUBBORN TO LISTEN TO CALLOUTS THEN YOU SHOULDNT FUCKING PLAY COMP!

FUCKING USE YOUR MIC AND COMMUNICATE.

IM SICK OF FAGGOTS TELLING ME IM "WHINEY" BECAUSE I WANT TO WIN AND IM TRYING TO GET TEAM COMMUNICATION GOING

>>147094038
That's when you pick Trombone and just setup turrets and throw armour around, you can't be blamed if your auto aiming turret fires on the wrong target.

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I just want to play in a team with three to five other people who are friendly and having a laugh while also trying to win but aren't anushurt if they lose. I don't care if they're good or bad. I just want to be able to queue with them and have some fun.

But I'm a social autist without a mic who has no friends who play the game and everywhere I've seen asking for people for a team seems to be asking for specifically people who are experienced in comp.

>try ranked with two friends, we're around level 50
>win one game
>instantly get placed against two 280s and a 170
what the fuck? what's the reasoning behind this bullshit

>>147094406
Fuck off faggot

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Reminder that your Waifu loves you.
Date her, propose to her, marry her and have a family. The only things I could possibly ever want

>>147093943
>adding their voice to gasping is somehow erotic
When a guy gasps, they would just breathe without a vocal cord resonance.

Girls on the other hand don't do this because the heavy breathing sounds more erotic than the vocal breathing.

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>>147094406
>implying I didn't mute voice chat the second I started playing Overwatch

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>>147093962
Jihad

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I've seen this pic posted a lot, but I don't think it's Sombra. Is it possible for this to be 76? We know he's been attacking Lumerico, too.

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>>147094406

>>147094038
Exercise some soldier 76. He is a fantastic character that can be really effective with some basic aim tracking. Picked him up a week before comp got out and I get 2-4 golds all the time.

>that music when attacking team on payload has almost won

hype as fuck, anyone know what it's called/have a link?

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>10 game winstreak with Lucio in comp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJAOawGFxxo

>Mei keeps ice walling in front of my Roadhog hooks and letting the enemy kill off our team while I'm blocked off
>Then fucking blames me despite me having gold medals in everything but objective time, which was silver

Has matchmaking got 10x worse or what? Like it's bad enough to be paired with people that are just plain bad, but they're also ignorant to their own blithering stupidity. Also, who the fuck even picks Mei against Reaper, double Soldier, Reinhardt, Pharah, and McCree?

>>147094406
Whether you're whiny or not depends.

Are you communicating properly?
Or are you saying like two things and then if someone doesn't respond to it, do you spend the rest of the match talking about how everyone else sucks?

Because if you spend ANY time during the match complaining about your team, you are the problem.

>>147094007
what did i fuck up?

> x best kill streak (x eliminations)

heh

>getting btfo
>switch to comfy dwarf man of potg
>effortless win
>hammer wall for maximum comfy potg
Torb best pub carry

>>147093918
Well, he's right.

I want Tracer to kick me

>>147094456
trust me friend, i have friends who should be ranked lower than 40.

they're on a gigantic losing streak now that they're not being carried.

solo queuing and winning is far more fun than trying to win with friends and losing.

>>147094319
They haven't made the AI for the bots yet. They can't just slap the same AI to all heroes. McCree just got added.

>>147094406

>he's that nerd that actually uses a mic

laffing @ u

>>147094038
>kept wanting this to happen so I could stop playing Lucio and Reinhardt
>other people finally lock Lucio and Reinhardt first
>wait oh god who do I pick I'm shit at everyone except Lucio and Reinhardt
>picked Soldier and did the shittiest job known to man

>>147094759
>they can't just slap the same AI to all heroes

Really? because I'm playing with friends who are supposedly self-aware and conscious who seem to do just that

>>147094406
I'm just here for my golden gun.

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>>147094406
>Play with a 5 man team
>We all talk
>Enemy team clearly a premade
>We work hard and switch toons to countr them
>Stop the payload Before the last checkpoint
>We attack and barely win
Best comp match ever - will I ever see them again?

McCree's damage fall off needs to be reduced so that double headshot is enough to kill a 250 hp hero to around high end mid range

QUICKLY! SHIP ZARYA!

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*Clack*

*Clack*

*Clack*

how do you view your ping in this game?

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>>147094939
Not masturbating is harder than I thought

>>147094038
>>when support and tank get instalocked
WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS "PROBLEM"?
9/10 games for me are
>everything EXCEPT tank and support get instalocked
>only a passable lucio and shit at tanks besides d.va who doesn't even count

>>147094073
zenyatta is gr8 against pige because you can always apply discord on him and since pige has no mobility he can't really just run away to get rid of it

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Help I can't stop playing D.va

>>147094319
Really strange that they don't have ai for mercy or lucio

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>Start my placement matches getting rank 48
>Okay, not that good, but I can deal with it
>Only way from here is up

>Suck a complete dick and end up with a skill rating of 44 after 30-some games
>Get sad that I might be an perma-shitter or suck in ELO hell or something

>Fast forward to today
>In a super good mood
>Grind all the way up from rank 44 to my new rank of 49 in a series of nothing but wins
>Really fucking happy now

But I'm scared to play anymore because if the next game is a loss I'll snowball back down to 44 again

>>147094907
>toons

>>147094669
>10 game losing streak as Mercy

SUFFERING

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>>147095021
There's no shame, Mercy is an angelic goddess, it's hard to resist that.

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>>147094926

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>>147094709
>carry my team hard as fuck in Volskaya as Junkrat
>everyone votes for our Symmetra since they died so often

I mean, alright, but did they even see my 27 kill streak?

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>>147094339
>Right is native Japanese
>Left is Mongolian genes that spread across Asia with Genghis Khan

When will we get custom maps?
I want the cyberpunk/mariokart equivalents and the general chaos of tf2 finally realized again.

>>147095118
dude don't even worry about it

it's better to play around your skill level. much more intense games that way

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>>147095150
anon stop It's only been four days I need to be stronger than this

>>147094073
Reaper. If you can bait out/dodge/avoid the hook and not get 1-shot (which sometimes you do survive it) and then you can ghost away. But the point is you can wreck Roadhog at a surprising range with some centrally-aimed shotgun blasts

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>>147094926
Already done famalam

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Mercy is cute! Cute!

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They're at peace.

anyone up for a custom game?

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What makes someone a good Mercy player ?
I was forced to play supports because no one else did but now that i have 30hr as Mercy, i think i'm doing a good job and i wanna take it to the next level.

So how do you beat a team defending Hanamura by chaining Mei's ice wall at the entrance to the first point? It only takes 2 Meis to do it and it negates like 2/3 of the entire roster.

>>147095187
probably never because blizzard hates modding in any form

>>147095161
Genji is cute. CUTE!

>placement matches
>defense anubis
>we hold the first point
>attack
>they set up a bastion with two healsluts and a reinhardt on the first point bridge
>flank them with widowmaker and calmly line up headshots on everyone while they stand still and don't react

I knew it

half the playerbase of this game is made up of mentally handicapped teenagers

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>you will never be one half of best ship

>>147095305
they've realized that the only winning move is not to play
anon, you need to disconnect your pc, NOW

>>147095336
being a good Mercy means valuing your own life over the lives of your teammates, so that when they all die you can swoop right in and revive them all
it also means knowing who on your team is not worth saving and who on your team is worth solo rezzing

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>mfw potg-ing with electric cowboy
translation of the new doujin fucking when?

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>>147094038
I played nothing but 76 for 10 hours for just this situation. On a good day I look like I know what I'm doing

>>147095336
Stop healing and just carry the game by killing everything.

>>147095176
Guess the japs should be thankful for their kami kaze.

>>147095161
>Zarya is a girl at heart who just wants to be swept away by a tall, strong, handsome man
>it will never happen the way it plays out in her head because she is like 6'10" 250 lbs.

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>>147095336
USE
YOUR
FUCKING
PISTOL
>>147095269
Mercy is a 37 year old women she's past cute into sexy a long time ago

>>147095348
What about those starcraft 2 mods. Like that one DBZ mod.

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>>147095260
Anon her name is Angela, it literally has Angel in it. You can't not hold back. She's the perfect God tier wife and mother
>>147095269
Yes

>>147095383
enjoy trying to carry group of 4 of those every match!

>>147095187
>being reminded of glorious cyberpunk 24/7 servers

Those were the days, fucking great map

Unfortunately I don't think Blizzard will give us the tools to create custom maps, which is a fucking shame really.

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>>147095457
They're just having a blast throwing harmony at each other. Nothing threatening about that.

I just thought pairings that make little yet a lot of sense:
>Pharah/Junkrat
"Baby I may be a firework but you're the nuke"

>tfw not very good but still want to play a character I like over someone who's easy

With the white hair, was I the only one hoping Mercy was a GILF?

>>147095465
I need to get better with him, sucks being a console pleb thinking your friends would play the game just as much as you.

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What if Sombra is a robot?

>>147095587
oof, yeah, that made me cringe
good job, dickhead

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>>147094939

>Join a 6 stack
>Roll over solo queue people all day
>14-0

lmao

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>>147095404

>>147095587
I like having a Pharah on my team whenever im Junkrat since she can kill my counters for me

Why did they bother with the PTR when they went and released the patch with the KotH bug anyway?

>>147095587
Pharah would never associated with criminal scum like rubbishrodent

>>147095649
she's old enough to be a MILF, though I wish her model was more mature looking to reflect her age

fuck sudden death

lost because other team got attack on hanamura

fucking hell

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>>147094038
And?

2 supports > 1 support
2 tanks > 1 tank

>>147095649
someone needs to draw gilf mercy

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>>147095121
Yes nigga toons. Toons toons toons! It's one syllable! It's easy to say and type!
>Please switch Characters your character is not suited to fight their characters
YOU ALREADY LOST THE MATCH SAYING ALL THAT CRAP

>>147095672
lame pick up lines provided by Junkrat

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>>147095521
>>147095269
fug.
>>147095587
>Globe trotting murdering terrorist
>Born and raised war hero is motto is to protect the innocent
yeah anon it's perfect, don't forget to ship mother theresa and hitler while you're at it

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>tfw you dont care how basic 76 is
>tfw you enjoy playing what is essentially Big Boss in overwatch
>tfw you're a credit to the team in every match by just getting good with aiming
>tfw your pocket mercy sucks your dick when you drop down healing field for her and ult

>>147095649
>white hair
its platinum blonde you pleb

>>147095778
>junkrat
>terrorist

que?

>>147095763
>Switch heros

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>>147095675
I want to date and marry this woman so badly it hurts

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>>147095813

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Am I special snowflake or sumthin?

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>Match starts
>30 seconds into the match, ''Disconnected from game server"
>Rejoin the game in less than 15 seconds
>End up winning a great game
>Score screen comes around
>Get detracted in skill points due to having been disconnected at any point in the game, regardless of the duration

This is the 5th time this shit happened today.
Are Blizzard retarded enough for this to be intentional, or have they said something about fixing this stupid abomination soon?

>>147094402
>lock
>force
Yeah okay buddy.

>>147093758
>LoL is losing plenty of player
>OW is exploding
> now this : https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4qmav5/heres_the_crux_of_all_of_these_etiquette/?st=iq2wtl4d&sh=af5adab3

what a coincidence

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>>147095404
>mfw I know it's true

>>147095763
>what is voice chat?

>needing a mic for comp.
>not just having game sense.
lol.

>>147095752
Gengi x2
Pharah
D.va
Zarya
Lucio

>>147095839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC9WsS5PIzk

>>147095935
It means you're top 500, grats!

>>147095839
for Anarchy and chaos
the Australian-dream

>>147095917
Best couple.

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Is rank 59 good?

All I'm doing is playing mercy and I can't stop winning. I feel like an imposter. I'm a bad player that leeches off people that actually know how to play.

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I just love comp games where 2 lovely teammates argue over the mic that the other person isn't carrying their weight. I love listening to their fucking whiny Texan and Frog accent's for 20 minutes while we try to win but can't because it might as well be 4v6.

My placements were all decent enough with playing to win, reasonable people even if we didn't win.

What happened.

>>147095962
Ive been sitting here for 10 seconds trying to decipher what the fuck you just posted

>>147095207
If only that was true... the matches are still horrible shit fests, and I don't even know why. Is EVERYONE trying to just grind the points?

I thought competitive was for people who actually wanted to win. But now it seems everyone is there, not really even giving a fuck.

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>>147095057
we need a support group.

D.VAA

>>147095763
>Not having 130+ WPM

Cancerous weebtrash gutter player detected.

Go back to fucking League.

>>147095763
It's not about that, really. If you say toon to refer to a hero, you're an idiot. It's just that simple. I recommend you continue to use it.

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Is it bad that I only have fun while playing Reinhardt?

I don't want to become an autistic hero spammer, but I think it's slowly happening to me.

>>147095898
With her line of work she would either be your sugar mama with a nice house in Switzerland or you have to travel all over the world with her and give her emotional support for doing all that crisis work.

El Blanco or Mariachi?

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>>147094591
>basic aim tracking

Just who do you think I am?

>>147096148
if youre not a genji/hanzo main then youre always welcome

>>147093758
When the fuck is ranked going to be released for console?

So sick of PC shitters getting everything

>>147095996
>some bonce calling him a terrorist makes him one

Nah. He's the classic bomb throwing anarchist.

>>147096179
nevermore.

>>147096271
You're not missing much. It's full of low level players spewing vitriol about anything they can apart from themselves.

>have no playtime on genji or hanzo
>secretly think they both look fun but I'm afraid of being that weeb shitter that picks one of them

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>>147095813
>playing what is essentially Big Boss in overwatch

From a lore perspective, yeah it's pretty damn close actually, how didn't I notice that.

Thank you for raising my opinion of 76 more anon

>>147096271

>console fps

honestly I just feel bad for you

>>147093935
She's warming her face.

>>147096148
People won't notice or care as much if it's a useful hero

>>147096271
Needs to be beta tested first anon. We're held to a higher standard.

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>>147095404

>>147096390
genji

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which one do i buy /owg/?

if you have a lower rank you win games easier and everyone likes to win so therefore lower ranks are the true overwatch alphas checkmate atheists

How did I do, lads? Sorry I don't know what settings to use to make a WebM small enough to post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqSfTP8HqzE

>>147096179
El Blanco, it looks sillier.

Who is a streamer I can watch that actually fucking solo queues and doesnt just stomp people in his tryhard stack? That is not the authentic overwatch experience.

>tfw all these streamers are cucking people into buying the game only to realize its unplayable by yourself

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>>147095458
i do this, sometimes my team flames me for not putting myself in harms way and standing back but they shut up as soon as i resurrect 3 of them. One issue i have is if you can't see the ult status of your dead teammates, the tick under their name doesn't show if they're dead. This isn't really an issue in an organised team but still i miss it sometimes.
>>147095490
>>147095506
But i do use my pistol, i've killed even Widows from distance provided i'm behind reinhardt

What i realised is it's sometimes better to damage-boost a teammate who's at low health. Most Mercy players use heal and heal only.

Is there any pro-player on youtube that i can get inspired /owg/ ?

>>147096390

Who is Pharah?

>>147096179

Wight is true coldsteel. None of the others have blood on the fingertips.

>>147096480
Pumping iron.

>>147096160
The latter. I'd happily travel around and help with her work, helping people is what I want my job to be too. I'd go around and help others with her, and when she's stressed, depressed or otherwise in need, I could help her.

>>147096241
add Widow to that list

>>147096390
Pharah?

>Play damage every game getting golds all over the place and making plays
>Still lose teams are impossible to carry
>Pick braindead tanks that i'm not even good on like roadhog and zarya
>Absolute winstreak climbing so fast and winning every game

This is a true story. That's the secret. Just play retarded tanks.

>>147096271
you think we want this?
dont make me laugh

I am desperate to play with notpubs, please someone deliver me from my own personal hell

>>147096085
Pay attention in school next year and give it another try.

>>147094106
>What it should be
1 really good Genji play, anything else
>what it is
4 really bad Genjis, a Hanzo and you as Lucio

>>147096529

I'm rank 59 purely through solo queue. Just have a mic and do callouts, people will respond. Also be good.

>>147096480
I'd say pumping iron because of the smug eyebrow rise, but you can't see it with that skin.

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>>147094939
>>147095021
>>147095675
I like you guys

>>147096696
REMINDER THAT YOU ARE THE ONLY CONSTANT ON YOUR TEAM :^)

>>147094406
>Genji main playing Rules of Nature at ear-bleeding levels into an open mic

MADA MADA

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>>147095917

>>147096534
Don't bother. Whyfoo faggot weeaboos like you will never amount to any decency in the game.

Just jerk off to your fan art and stop playing the game to make room for decent players in matchmaking.

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>>147096534
Watch Seagull's personal healer, I think it's shad something.
He follows right behind a genji jumping into the middle of the enemy team and I rarely see his hp drop.
Hopefully he has a video or something floating around

>>147095550
>ALWAYS

>>147094939
related

http://puu.
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>>147096741
no, the constant is people instalocking weeb heroes and never contributing anything

>>147096779

>He

Shayed is Seagull's personal cumdump

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What's better, McCree x Zarya for cold war ship or McCree x Hanzo for the Pearl Harbor meme? Either way, they will both call him cowboy.

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>>147095951
>has a shitty internet
>blizzzzzard

>>147095265
>eurasian girls lusting over cowboy dick
I like this.

>>147095763
>hero
>hero names

No one actually says "switch characters", they fucking say "switch off (insert name here)", or "switch to (insert name here)", or "we don't need a (insert name here)", or "2 (insert character name/class name here)"

>>147096741
Considering I had nothing but constantly retarded team-mates on solo queue today while I got nothing but gold medals, I'd say you are wrong.

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Why do people keep repeating the same "Level means nothing" statement to justify the horrid matchmaking in this game?

Sure a person's level is a DIRECT indicator of their skill, but it's a direct indicator of the amount of time they've spent at the game, and more time spent = higher likelihood of being a better player.

When you routinely get matches where the average level of one team is +40 levels higher than the other it's BROKEN MATCHMAKING. That team, at least on a surface level, has a better chance of winning over people with less experience than them.

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>>147096160
Who wouldn't want to travel with Mercy, assisting her in her work and cuddling her when she finally gets time to rest, talking calmly to provide emotional support for her at night.

>>147095935
It's the competitive play symbol, and it's marker to tell you who you are so you can see it at a glance.

It goes away after you get placed.

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>>147095336
pic

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>>147095161
People ship Genji with fucking everybody

It's the ass, isn't it?

>>147096952
some people put hundreds of hours into the beta which you can't see

>>147096779
Well that Genji tends to be killing everyone instantly with a muscle memory combo which is why she doesn't get hurt

>People actually think they'll buff McCree

They didn't buff d.Va there's no way they're buffing him. You should have enjoyed him being busted while you could.

>>147096396
>>147095813
I remember someone saying he's on his last leg but it certainly doesn't seem like it from a lore standpoint. Everything in his loadout was taken from oldOverwatch bases guarded by Helix, the organization that gave Pharah her suit, meaning he took on this group while wearing shittier equipment and won.

>>147096952
Because you can't understand that people who come into the game from other FPS games will be better at a lower level than people for whom Overwatch is their first FPS

>>147096428
>beta tested

You mean, certification checked and approved by Sony/Microsoft?

>>147095737
they've done the same thing with WoW for years (probably still are)

i mean whaddaya want. it's called the public TEST realm, not the public TEST AND THEN FIX realm, jeez

>>147096952
I've seen more better players under 20 than I have players over 90. Just saying.

Time invested means nothing if you're an ignorant fuck who scapegoats his entire team when you're the one doing shit all, and never learns from your mistakes.

>>147096952
>Sure a person's level is a DIRECT indicator of their skill

isn't*

>>147097049
The number of people in the beta is such a small fraction of the active players. Probably less than 10%.

>>147095619
That's me with McCree
Love him but I do better with practically every other offense hero
Even Genji

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>get legendary
>for a character i have 2 minutes on

>>147096842
This guy gets it
>>147096857

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Why do D.va and Mei players always have such shit attitudes? If you even dare ask them to switch heroes or point out they aren't being effective they instantly go into tantrum mode and start screaming and trolling.

So far I've lost FIVE ranked games because of Mei players having mental breakdowns upon being asked politely to help/switch/focus fire and they single handedly threw the game by wall trolling.

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>Get Morphvox and use female plugin
>Play Mercy
>Say something on mic
>All of the desperate spergs on my team suddenly go into tryhard MLG mode and we stomp them
>Try to add me after the game
>Decline them all

I shouldn't even be posting this. Now everyone is going to start doing it. This is literally cheating at life.

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>Mercy healer I've been playing with says she's been diagnosed with cancer and we probably won't be able to play anymore
>Says she hopes that we can play again soon
>Hasn't been online in a week
Sad boys

>reddit trying to turn Overwatch into a big hugbox.
Honestly how deluded are them retards.

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>>147096990
>>147096779
thanks

>>147096842
B-But Zarya's a dyke.

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>>147096001
>>147095917
>>147095813

>>147097261
t. 13 year old edgelord

>>147097118
>but muh exceptions

I'm talking GENERAL here. Not the fraction of FPS players who migrated to Overwatch. Overwatch is casual as fuck and is bringing in millions of casual players. These are the people you are most likely playing with in most matches.

>>147097149
>muh exceptions

a level 90 player would stomp on a level 20 player just from sheer experience. Just because you've seen the opposite happen doesn't mean thats what always happens.

>>147097254
buy her a god damn gaming laptop so she can play

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>post yfw your team lost the match in competitive and you have a hanzo on your team

literally 5v6 lmao

>Just want to get my lacement matches done so I get some sort of reward
>One mcMeme on koth who I never saw extremely angry over losing
>Tell him to calm his tits
>"Y-you calm YOUR fat saggy tits"
At least pick a hurtful insult

>>147097221
Weeaboo whyfoofaggotry.

It results in shit players who don't understand the idea of team composition, counter picking, and map flow.

This is why weeaboos shouldn't be allowed to play multiplayer games.

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>>147096852
80/20 connection with a stable 30ms server latency. I thought that was enough.
Besides, the point is even if you're gone for less than a second, it'll count as a loss no matter how hard you stomp.
So why even have the option to rejoin the game?

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>>147095813

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>game loads up
>it's a "hanzo main in your team" episode

kill all weebs

>>147096160
Don't you want a hot milf to teach you all the things she knows about sex anon?

>>147097013
The ass, his agile yet strong frame, and the fact that he runs around practically naked..

Didn't Mercy save his life? That ship makes a little sense. Maybe she gave him a robodick for pleasuring her with. :3

So is the Roadhog meta to hook, then jump+aim down + LMB to minimize spread that will miss the enemy while also maximizing the amount of projectiles hitting the head and then melee?

>>147097376
So then why is it I'm a level 41, and any time I'm paired with people higher than me, I'm the one carrying all the time and they're pure gutter trash who can't even figure out a decent team comp, much less how to play the hero they instalock?

300 games, and only a handful of times has a player with a significantly higher level been above average.

>>147097354
How the fuck did Soldier's hair gray so fast? He, Widow, and Reaper are all around the same age.

>>147097505
the roadhog meta is to insta kill someone every 8 seconds lol

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>>147096952
>Playing in Quick Play
>Have 4 members of my team presitged while the other team has 2 and the rest of their players are sub level 45.
>Say "Great matchmaking blizz" in chat
>3 people immediately respond with the mantra
>Tell them to talk to me in 10 minutes
>We completely assfuck them, they never even touch the point for more than 10 seconds at a time. 2-0 ez as fuck.
>"You're right, it doesn't indicate anything, MB."

>>147097487
>>147097013
Also the righteousness helps.

>>147097484
I wasn't saying any of that was a bad thing. I would gladly eat that Christmas cake.

>>147097092
they have confirmed that they will be buffing d.va though.

no comment on mcree

>>147097557
>He, Widow, and Reaper are all around the same age.

No they aren't. Only Soldier and Reaper are the same age. Widow was just an agent of Overwatch in the 20+ years it existed. And soldier is pushing 50 easily by now, and has led a stressful life. We don't know how Reaper looks like.

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>>147097436
>I get frequent disconnects
>my internet is "stable"

>>147097505
Anything other than holding down LMB during the hook and aiming at the head will usually result in them getting away. Most folks melee straight after too.

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>>147097557

>>147097557
Stress? Genetics?

>his insta kill isnt an ult, its on a cooldown!

defend this

>>147097378
>ay could you tell me where you live so I could mail you something
yeah sounds good

>>147096842
McCree and Zarya because women love accents and cowboys are a meme everywhere.

>3nd backfill to a designated loss in a row
>1min left on first point, kings row, team potato can't get past first choke
>pick dad
>carry hard
>team wipe x2 hard
>we win
>end of match
>4 gold
>no card
>team votes brain dead mercy I outhealed
old soldiers fade away

why do pubs not respect CoD

>>147097691
Reaper probably looks Deadpool tier at this point.

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>>147097695

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im trying my hardest :(

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>>147097652

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>>147097343
>Zarya
>Conservative Russian patriot
>Practically a symbol of Russia for fighting to stop rogue omnics
>Pink hair and nails=gay
I want this meme to stop

>>147097354
That demeanor is so Japanese it's sickening.

>>147097852
Nah, my guess is he's a mass of actual necrotized flesh in human form. Deadpool is just a walking cancer.

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>>147097815
>3nd

>>147097691
Widow's husband was one of the three founders of Overwatch. She got brainwashed and murdered him in his sleep.

She would have been 10 if she married a 30 year old.

>be low rank shitter
>get a Hanzo on my team on attack
>he's good and carries me

>>147097815
How did you expect them to vote for you if you didn't get a card?

If I see another first pick Reaper who turns out to be Reaper main, I'm playing Bastion every single game from now on.

>>147097905
It's the hair colour in conjunction with her hair style.

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eh

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>lives in the future
>uses gamer jargon from 2005
???

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>>147095898
Best wedding dress
Or after-the-wedding dress

>>147097557
Soldier 76 was the subject of a super soldier program while he was in the military. We don't know what long term affects it has, and also it's been 30 fucking years. He came back five years after Overwatch was disbanded, we don't actually know what he looked like at the end. We only have pictures of him from the Omnic Crisis which was the very beginning of Overwatch and even then he looked about 30. He's rightly old as fuck by now. The only reason he's probably in shape still is because the super soldier exprimentation allows him to stay in decent physical shape in old age. He may be 50-60 years old.

I PICKED GENJI FIRST

>>147098027
7000 layers of irony

>>147098027
>implying future generations aren't going to look back at our time as the golden age of memes

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>>147098027
people still use "Epic and Fail" in our current year

>>147098027
>implying gamers will ever evolve

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>>147098027
Yes, and? This is ow science fiction works.

>>147098005
:)

>>147097771
People actually DO that, you shut-in weeb trash. Say it's for flowers or some shit, surprise her with a laptop she can carry around to/from the hospital.

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Who are the best Overwatch players to follow on Twitch for learning purposes? Besides Seagull.

>tfw having a great time in QP without raging autists.
feels good man.

>>147097965
>Widow's husband was one of the three founders of Overwatch.

Is this in the artbook? it's not mentioned anywhere else.

Aside from that, the original team founded Overwatch (Morrison, Reyes, Trobjorn, Reinhardt and Amari).

All that aside, Widow had extensive changes made to her body, including slowing down her metabolism. Even if she were as old as S76 and Reaper (which she isn't), it wouldn't show.

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>rank 54

Could be worse.

>>147098195
Jerma985

Guy is all about gamesense and deep strategy

You'll learn lots

>>147098195
All of the popular streamers who teach are trash at the game.

All of the professional player streamers are ragetards who create drama with each other and never teach.

Take your pick.

>people who choose Hanzo in competitive play and contribute absolutely nothing

Fucking die.

>>147097905
Russians are fucking brutal. Dying your hair is absolutely 100% a sign of rebellion, to which you get your face punched in multiple times.

They already treat their own redheads like trash, hence why there's a bunch of redhaired Russians in the states - we sexualized their outcasts.

>>147098081
delete this

>>147098027
She's probably a hipster. There was fanart of D.va showing 76 and Rein how to vidya even though Reinhardt is a baby right now. The only way it makes sense is that VR took off and she owns a ton of retro shit. Don't underestimate the longevity of certain jargon though.

>>147098081
and so it begins

>>147094535
live and learn then fap anyway

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>>147098205
>pick symmetra on Nepal in quick play
>get bitched at I'm "playing wrong"

I couldn't do anything because my team were shit anyway

>>147098297
>Jerma985

Not as funny without ster annoying him.

>update has been installing for hours now
Just kill me now, senpai.

>NO SUPPORT HEROES
>I'm the only one to ever play support
>always end up with one shit Reinhardt and either four defense on offense or four offense on defense
I just want a chance to actually play offense/defense heroes so I can get decent with them ffs

>>147098195
me

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>>147098175
>people telling where they live to random men on the internet

>>147097557
By having a hard life

is it bad that i'm tempted to go on a ranked spree where i play nothing but bastion in every single game

i know my team would be furious and i kinda want to see it

>>147098027
her only non-cringe voice line is a simple "aww yeah"

which i don't terribly mind because it sounds strangely sincere. still a little variety of non "WINKY FACE" bs would be nice

>>147097013
What's the best ship for him?

>>147094406
Some pothead just say "Mercy up top" makes everything 20% easier don't know how people play this without communicating.

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>be me
>have only a handful of friends
>literally only one of them still plays video games
>...whom I haven't spoken since our highschool graduation five years ago
>have his battle.net profile
>often see him playing Overwatch
>decide to break the silence by saying "Hey xxx, how are you?"
>one week passes
>no response

>>147098071
Reinhardt is 61 and there seems to be an age gap between him and 76. So I put him at about 50 something.

>>147097378
>Buying a laptop for some neckbeard pretending to be a girl

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Reminder that PharahXMercy is a shitty ship that only is a thing because "lezbeans ar hawt x3"

>4 sudden deaths today
>have lost literally every single coin flip

yeah Im fucking done

it doesnt even make statistical sense

Lose 75% of a level every single time it goes to sudden death, then stomp a team on payload and one of them leaves and gain a fucking inch of progress because apparently they thought this wasn't exploitable as fuck

>>147098468
>cringe

Fuck off to reddit, it's a cartoon character

>>147098386
>Install game to ssd
>Load in before anyone can pick there character (They'll probably still pick 4 genjis and maybe a reinhardt tho)

>>147098237
Adding to this, I just checked the offical page, which says this:


>Real Name: Amélie Lacroix, Age: 33

I think that's that.

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>>147098530

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>Decide to stop masturbating four days ago
>Haven't had an erection looking at any overwatch porn for 2 days
what the fuck

>>147098586
:^)

>>147098476
No one. Genji probably doesn't have any genitals, meaning he has no testicles and does not create the testosterone which is much of the reason behind sex drive and the male libido. And since we all know love is just a combination of platonic friendship + dopamine + sexual desire he can never truly love anyone since he lacks one of those things.

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>mfw when someone who isn't me picks genji

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>>147098386
biotic field

>All the players in 60+ are 6 stacking.
>this apparently shows skill.
hehehe.

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>>147098657

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>>147098530