Best Girl Edition
Standalone Gwent is announced!
playgwent.com
Blood & Wine and patch 1.22 is released!
New Region trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEJT5XRftOU
Launch trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP-ZsLYGJfQ
Patchnotes: http://wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.22-ENG.pdf
HoS developer stream: http://www.twitch
.tv/gogcom/v/21846005
Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
http://f.wtcg.pl/
Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
http://pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Console Commands Currently broken
http://www.mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
http://www.gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
http://imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Redirect to the current thread
http://wtcg.pl
Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E
Previous thread: >>146501267
for her
>>146744189
Yen why do you look so confused, it's just a penis
what mods should i use for w3
beat it once
doesnt seem like there are many and even fewer good ones
>>146744189
That's so sweet
>>146744380
what mods you should use depends on what you're after
>>146744529
OTP
How did CDPR get the facial animations to match the vocal enunciation so well?
>>146745042
Slav magic
>>146745091
Post Regis' fw you tell him you killed Orianna
>>146745042
motion capture
>>146745245
>killing Higher Vampires
>>146745337
Nope
>http://www.pcgamer.com/most-of-the-witcher-3s-dialogue-scenes-was-animated-by-an-algorithm/
>>146745245
>>146745342
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4mU4vHKpDA
She's a bruxa, familiam
>>146745486
neat
Error [content0]game\replacers\ciri.ws(327): Function 'GetCriticalHitChance' takes 5 parameter(s) which is inconsistent with base function (3).
Error [content0]game\player\playerwitcher.ws(1634): Function 'ApplyOil' has different return type 'Bool' than base function (void).
Error [content0]game\player\playerwitcher.ws(2039): Function 'GetCriticalHitChance' takes 5 parameter(s) which is inconsistent with base function (3).
Added some new mods (the selected ones). Not sure which of them is causing this to pop up or why. Any ideas?
>>146745042
>Marry me, Cirilla.
>I will.
>>146745598
More than one mod that uses scripts won't work after 1.21 even with script merger
>>146745703
Which ones would it be, though? None of the mods I applied have anything to do with critical hit chance or oils.
>>146745858
Might be the better trophies one if I remember what it does correctly
>>146745091
Vampire fucking shits
>>146744529more
>>146746470
K
>>146685296
Dithering. I'm not sure but I'd guess it's less taxing than regular shadows and so it's a performance trick.
Thankfully they are much less noticeable in 3.
>>146747082
Finally someone has the fucking word for it, I knew there was one
These void, anons... how do I fill it?
What can I play after this?!
>>146744316
>confused
Autism
>>146747718
Russian roulette with yourself
New to the series.
What does Yennefer smell like?
>>146747940
shit, alternatively lilac and gooseberries.
>>146747940
Dettlaff
>>146747940
Dettlaff
>>146747940
Dettlaff
>>146748053
See: >>146746539 and >>146744529
>>146748104
I don't see anything
>SUCKYBLUE
What do they mean by this?
>>146748213
Reasonable. Vampires aren't visible on monitors.
Being told to take the trophy from the Noonwraith in Devil By The Well. Problem is, there's nothing there. There was a loot pile left by the Noonwraith, but no trophy. There's no quest marker or anything. I would take a screencap but pressing the print screen button makes the game freeze and I have to restart my PC.
>>146749243
Reload earlier save
>>146749215kek desu
Let the memes roll desu
Does /wtc/ know that feel?
>>146750728
You're an evil man
>>146750821
Fuck those dumb elf cunts. They deserve it. Hated those dumb cunts ever since the Sylvan Torque desu.
>>146750821
https://streamable.com/q8hx
:^)
>>146751010
Pure diabolical evil
vampireposters need to leave.
>>146751146
Time to start posting the REAL best character.
Is the standalone game going to be this much of a meme? Jesus fuck.
>>146750491
>>146751274
>carrying hero cards other than Avallach and Yen
Anons what are you doing
>>146751492
Fat cunt in Skellige didn't give me Avallach on this save for some reason desu
>>146751201
You first
>>146751274
>Foltest
>>146751782
>He plays Meme Elves or Negros
>>146751805
>>146751916
>Le spam spies to win face
>>146751940
>a valid strategy isn't valid because you don't like it
get fucked
>>146751983
>Spies got shitcanned and nerfed into the dumpster in the stand alone
>"Valid" strategy
Clearly CDPR disagrees lel
>>146751916
My man
>>146752012
>a strategy that is valid for the base game suddenly isn't valid because it's not viable in a completely separate iteration
get
fucked
>>146752253
>Seperate iteration
>Literally the SAME game
>CDPR realize it's so retardedly broken that there's no other way to play so they shitcan it
Lel whateveryou have to tell yourself.
>>146752307
>broken is automatically bad
nah man
AI is a cheating piece of shit at times and I'll do whatever I have to, to ensure victory every time.
Why the fuck do Le Flaccid Cock man's soldiers have radar dishes on the sides of their helmets
I'm going to marry Emhyr!
>>146752683
It's based off actual helmet designs
>>146753045
What the shit. What possible purpose could they have.
>>146751940
>he sends his men to certain death instead of being smart
>>146752683
Post example.
>>146753062
Dunno
ask /his/ or HEMA in /asp/
>>146753230
These stupid fuckers.
>>146753291
Looks like rondels, they were used (though rarely on helmets) widely on plate armors. Just some added protection.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rondel_(armour)
>>146752957
Later, Cirilla. I'm busy.
>>146753626
Ciri is a s l u t
>>146752253
KING IN DE NORF
>>146753626
JUST
taking your throne Papa.
>>146754442
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rBe4bm1WFY
>>146755972
it's okay Emhyr you can't rule forever.
I'm going to fulfill Ithlinne's prophecy!
>>146756370
Who is worse. Trissfags or Incestfags?
>>146745549
geralt is a witcher, not a hired thug
he wont kill anything sentient that isnt a threat to himselfunless yen asks him to
>>146757708
Yen is too busy fucking Detlaff to ask for shit.
Is there a Ciri romance mod yet?
>>146757651
Both
>>146757789
No
>>146757794
KYS
>>146757651
vampirefags
>>146745042
>>146745607
beautiful.
>>146756370
That's my fetish
>>146757651
Any """waifu""" or """husbando""" fag.
Or any fag in general.
>>146744189
For her feet
these threads are fucking cancer lately
>>146760337
We could talk about how I just started Witcher 1 and was wondering what were the must have mods are.
>>146760337
just
let
itdie
Vilgefortz was right
>>146761119
this is wonderful.
I'm going to drink Yennefer's saliva straight from the source
>>146760327
>you will never suckle that nip
>>146761119
>Geralt and Yen are 71% compatible
>Geralt and Triss are 37% compatible
kek
>>146751492
What are you talking about? Geralt and Siri are easy 30 points that can't be affected by anything.
Same with every other hero, I don't see how they're not straight superior to any normal unit.
Also, I still can't accept that this is the """"last"""" we'll see of the witcher.
I want more, I want a series I just don't want it to end;_;
Why Cyberpunk? I don't caree, why can't we just have infinite expansions and a never ending adventure life of Geralt.
>just finish game after 300 hours
>immediately start game plus
I do this right?
>>146765042
It's time to rest and let go, anon.
>>146765117
But but my new game plus?
>>146765314
Is only a flat +your current level to enemies
>>146765510
I want vampirefags to leave.
I'm going to cut off Yennefer's breasts
>>146766693
You can cut off your dick first
>>146766786
How about you fuck off with your negativity
>Tawny owl formula is only available as a part of a side quest in the 2nd game
>>146768256
>2nd game
let's pretend it doesn't exist.
>>146768390
How about you kill yourself instead
>>146768619
no :-DD
>evening/night in yurop
time for the thread to get shitty again
>>146768895
>>146768256
Self-correction: it IS available at Anezka in Lobinden - I've checked several sources and none of them mentioned that. It must be a change introduced in the Enhanced Edition.
I'm going to tear up all your gwent cards!
>>146769325
>>146769325
faggot cdpr still hasn't delivered my gwent decks.
>>146769325
We settle this with Barrel.
>>146769325
Why is Ciri so mean? ;_;
>>146769798
Takes after her father
>>146770671
Geralt? :3
I'm ~35 hours in to TW3 and having a real good time. Is the DLC worth it? Is it end-game content?
>>146770948
yes
yes
>>146770948
the DLC is a great expansion on a already great game it is worth getting you get some 30+ hours of questlines
>>146771539
>>146771563
Thanks fellars. I think I'll go ahead and buy it right now.
>>146770948
Both the DLCs are great. Better than parts of the main game definitely.
>>146771695
Yeah, i feel like the Witcher-verse is always better for low-profile, highly intriguing stories than grand world-ending ones.
Reminder that Nilfgaard is non canon. Gwent is an ancient tradition and its perfect the way it is.
>>146765117
>Clean shaven Geralt
Why
>Unconformed reports
What did Yennefer mean by this?
>>146770948
Definitely worth getting them, though you won't really be able to play them until near the end/after the main game ends.
I'm going to mutilate Yennefer
>>146770948
Yes, absolutely. Never had been so pleased with an expansion pack this much since Brood War.
>141 hours
>still having fun
>not even finished main questline yet
i can't even get like 5 hours into ass creed or other open world games without wanting to kill myself
>Finished B&W today
>Oh man that Orianna, I remember her from the Trailer
>Oh shit she sang the song, I'm going to fucking kill this bitch right after the main quest
>Learn there is no quest
Not this time CD Projekt, you can't get away with it this time
>>146777116
Already 347 hours.
On NG+, haven't even tried B&W yet.
Never got bored, even in the most menial kill-fetch quest.
I keep saying screenshots of yen and geralt wearing a flower crown at a party in toussaint but I've no idea if this is in the actual expansion or not, I probably missed it, can anyone tell me where to get the flower crown and the party sidequest with yen/triss/regis? Unless this was just some promotional material for the DLC, I don't know.
>>146765314
who is this cutie and where do I meet her?
>you will never take a long, drawn out whiff of Yen's asshole
>>146770775
The guy whose genes she carries.
>>146778427
stay away from my waifu
>>146778625
Delete
>>146779276
Oh, grow a fucking pair already
>>146778625
Delete this or I'll come there and delete it myself! ;_;
What does Yennefer's blood taste like straight from her veins?
wew
>>146779267
If you love em, share em
Guys, I just finished W3/HoS/B&W.
Holy shit.
They gave Geralt a happy ending. Those 8 books of pain were worth something in the end. I don't even have the post-game blues. Anyone got any game recs after this?
Feel bad for Triss desu
She's sort of a pathetic figure really. She loved Geralt but Yen, who is superior in every way, had him. Triss could only get him through his amnesia and that one time him and Yen broke up and he got sad. She gets him for a while through his amnesia but as soon as it's gone, so is he. Then it all ends with him going to live with Yen forever and Triss ends up becoming a lonely old spinster doing boring politics shit for the rest of her life.
RIP
>>146780804
>Anyone got any game recs after this?
How? For me, they are my imaginary friends and now they are gone. Nothing will ever be the same and no other video game will ever compare.
I just want them back.
>ywn be in the middle
>>146781147
>Yen
>taller
>>146744380
Scaling armor, MapQuestObjectives, Scabbards, Alternate Sign interaction, Auto Apply Oils, Concept Bear/Cat armor, New Griffin armor, Auto loot, Younger Geralt, MKM Main NPC Face texture fix, Remove Lingerie, AllNudeBushy.
:^)
>>146780985
Might be because I've read the books, including the last 5 which are basically a huge emotional/physical gauntlet for Geralt for a bittersweet ending. Getting back to [redacted] to see Best Girl and live happily ever after pretty much got rid of any of the blues. I admit finishing the main game did give me the blues, though, which made playing HoS even more painful.
Finishing off on Toussaint was just the most brilliant fucking thing ever, A++ CDProjekt, worth the $50.
>>146781380
Have you seen her heels
how tall are the main characters officially?
hope none of the waifus are taller than me
>>146782737
Yennefer is womanlet
>>146782080
Ciri also wear heels
>That bitch that keeps calling you "Puss Peepers"
God I hate the cunt. I also hate that I'm a completionist so I feel obligated to do the quest instead of telling her to fuck off.
Reminder that Ciri didn't care at all after seeing Yennifer for the first time in years.
>>146785652
there's a lot of quests in this game that i just dont see geralt doing willingly
>>146782737
Ciri is 5'9'', Yen is 5'2''How tall are you?
>>146770948
Hearts of Stone is the best questline in the game. Blood & Wine caps off the whole trilogy imperfectly, but satisfactorily.
>Watch other person play witcher 3
>They actually lock on to enemies
Why would you ever use lockon over freeform? Especially when fighting crowds.
>>146782080
They'd have to be some pretty high heels to create that difference
>>146787812
I'm 5'9"
Wow Yen is short.
What about Triss?
>>146791107
>>146787812
>tfw you will never look down and pat Ciri on the headbecause you're a manlet
I haven't been in this general for a pretty long time, where's Trissfag? Did he finally die?
>>146791424
Ciri can pat you on the head! :3
>>146787812
>Ciri is 5'9'
LMOA WHAT?
>>146793529
Tower of the Swallow:
>The swordsmith Esterhazy looked curiously at Ciri, without getting up from behind the oak table. “For her,” he guessed as he tapped the barrel of his pen to his paper weight, which was a strange figure. “The sword that you asked for in your letter is for her. Is that correct, Bonhart? Well then, let's assess… check to see if this matches with what you wrote. Size is five-foot-nine-inches… Right. Hundred and twelve ounces of weight… Well, we could give her less than one hundred and twelve, but that's beside the point. A handle, have you written, to fit a size-five glove… Let's see those hands, young lady… Well, you were right there.”
>>146793863
So Dandelion is well over 6' and Caranthir is a fucking Space Marine?
I want to grab Yennefers ass
desu
>>146794090
Guess so! Caranthir looks to be about 9 feet then.
>>146791298
>american understanding of height in a nutshell
Anyone tell me how I can get the fag ending?
>>146789562
Isn't that a common feature in console games? They might have formed some kind of a habit and don't even notice that what they're doing is inefficient.
>>146794090
He's a big guy.
>>146795182
Romance triss
>>146795265
SAVAGE
>>146795197
why don't you just get on your god damned plane and fly back to the Vale
>>146795182
bang Keira
>>146795762
doesnt look like her
Why would anyone want to deal with asshole manipulative sorceresses like Yen and Triss when you have the superior Shani. Too bad she wasn't in the base game
>>146795975
>asshole manipulative sorceresses like Yen and Triss
bait
>doesnt look like her
>>146796120
Undeniable truth if you look at the whole story lines
>>146795887
>>146795975
Because those sorceresses are as long lived as Geralt is, and Shani will grow old and die soon enough.
>>146795480
I'd like to inform you that Mayor Carcetti doesn't use governmental vehicles to personal but only public tasks.
>>146795975
As much as I liked Shani giving her Alvin sounded like a disaster to catastrophe. That kid needs professional help.
>>146793863
Woah Ciri was what at that time? 16? She could be much taller now.
>>146797683
Girls stop growing one to two years after they hit puberty (aka getting their first period, usually around 12 1/2 years old).
So typically, at 16, girls are as tall as they're ever going to be.
Come, we're going to the land of handsome men.
>>146799894
We're doomed
>>146800076
Will Geralt be there?
>>146800147
Everyone you could ever dream of being there will be there.
quick, post your best Yens
>>146782737
Geralt is a manlet
>>146800794
>>146800858delete
>>146800973
yen has such a cute face for a woman who is so bossy
>>146794090
Aen Elle are Space Marines anon
>>146800076
Is Roche gonna be there?
Has anyone tried to actually make the recipes you get from spontaneous profits?
>>146801245
IndeedMy favourite Yen
>>146801524
Of course!
>>146801245
>>146800284
Multiple Geralts?
>>146804001
All the Geralts
I just learned that the Bruxsa is actually a creature originally from Portuguese Mythology.
This left me wondering if there's Bruxas in polish mythology or if sapkowski for some reason read about the portuguese mythos
>>146804812
Bruxa is simply the word for witch in portuguese
>>146746121
between the bestiary showing a redhead as a bruxa, and THIS fucking moment, how can anyone have been surprised at orianna being a vampire
>>146746121
>can't fuck Orianna
>>146751201
Dijkstra is literally Stalin, I really liked that TWEEST with the assassination plot.
Okhrana/10
>>146806728
>Can't fuck Orianna
>Can't fuck Regis
>Can't fuck Dettlaff
>Can't fuck the Unseen Elder
>Can't fuck the hooded women
Fucking CDPR giving us blue balls
>Geralt will die within the next 100 years
>Yen will live forever
Will she kill herself when he dies?Probably not.
>>146807872
>>Geralt will die within the next 100 years
why would he
>you can loot monster nests
>>146807872
>Geralt will die within the next 100 years
But Vesemir was over 200 years old when he died
>>146808204
>he didn't loot monster nests the first time he destroyed them
>he probably doesn't realise monster nests reset even though the map icon doesn't indicate this
>>146809159
...they do?
fuck, I'm playing this game like Geralt's Excellent Gwent Adventure and I barely pay attention to the actual game
I don't remember the last time I bothered to upgrade my equipment, I'm lvl 7 and still using the viper swords you get in white orchard
>>146785652
>>146786591
literally roleplay, my lads. do an autistic jedi knight moral fag thingo
>1 blinged out silver sword for all enemies
>shirt or cloak-like clothes only
>no potions
>no Igni unless story requires it
>full Axii and Aard
>do not barter for services
>refuse immoral quests
>spare people when possible, avoid unnecessary combat
>go celibate, refuse whores, Triss, and Yen
>no glory-related quests like punch-ups
>no alcohol
>most of all
>nogwent
>>146809159
Nests respawn? I thought they stay dead forever.
>>146809338
there's nothing wrong with how you're playing - if anything, I'd recommend minimal upgrades, the Viper Swords will last you a while longer. just remember to learn which items are better left unsold and disassembled (sea shells!!!)
>>146809647
as did I. happened upon one again, it was there to be destroyed again, though the UI suggested it was "done" for. either a bug or just poor feed back to the player.
>>146809886
Probably a bug desu. I've never seen one respawn. I usually leave the nests alive so I can come back and farm them for specific parts.
Anyone got some good links to a build generator or list of decent builds?
I loaded my save from ages ago (haven't played in months) and all my points are at zero. I guess I respec'd before saving.
I want a Quen/Aard/Potion build with bulky attacks, but I've recently read strong attacks are fucking useless. What do.
>tfw you enter a dungeon or cave with a million things to light
>tfw you have to light every single one
>start playing witcher 3 after beating it over a year ago
>start with wrong DLC first
it's all ruined now, isn't it?
JUST
>>146810516
not too smart are you senpai
>>146810516
what do you mean
its le open world
do what you want - todd
>>146810516
You can start either DLC and fuck around.Hearts of stone is better though story wise
>>146810227
I'm sorry you have this urge.
>just finished the Bloody Baron/Return to Crookback Bog quests after letting the spirit free
>realize what I did after reading She Who Knows
>mfw returning to Crow's Perch
>>146811093
Hearts of Stone is really quite nice and macarbre. Blood and Wine is over-the-top with the boorish lampoonish character of Touissant and after the Orianna introduction the story goes bullshit. Hell, the very quick and truncated nature of the Detlaff reveal feels too god-damn premature. Kinda like the morgue dude in Novigrad. Turns CDPR needs to consider making these sorts of tweeeesty quests a bit more engaging, interesting, more red-herrings. Just generally more like a crime novella, instead of
>get contract
>go to place
>sniff out tracks
>its not what i thought it was
>kill or spare whatever it is
>get reward/reprimand
>>146811404
I feel like that quest line was superficially morally difficult, but betweenthe suicide, the destruction of that town, and the total irrelance of the orphans after wards - yes they wind up at the novigrad school, but still, nothing- it winds up being very "do it optimally" v "do it suboptimally", not "you did good and bad either way"
>>146811404
You fucked up
You fucked up bad
>>146811404
YA
FUCKED
UP
SON
>Ciri will never be real
>>146811404
Thats why pic related was made.
>>146812179
It's refreshing how in this series even if you do good, evil still comes out of it because of human nature
>Get good end in the Bog
>Baron takes his wife to try to heal her
>Captain left in charge of the garrison rapes and pillages in the area he controlled
Fug me desu
If they were to make another Witcher game, I would like for them to emulate New Vegas' general structure, where it's perfectly possible to spend an hour without using your sword and quests are more than holding the right mouse button down and looking at glowing shit.
>>146812402
That's dark fantasy for you.
>>146811640
>>146811719
>>146811858
>>146812179
Do you ever see the Lady Who Knows/Black Beauty again? I was proud of myself for recognizing Genny and a few other names of the kids at the school in Novigrad.
>>146795975
Shani doesn't want to go back to Geralt after finding a better man
>>146814017
>Vampire posters
Into the trash it goes
>>146814051
It's comfy in there
Was anybody dumb enough to let Jad Karadin live?
>>146815697
I didn't. I (luckily) paid attention enough to his talking to realise nobody's story added up if taken at face value, and I'd much rather trust Lambert's investigation than him.
Bros before foes.
>>146815697
>murdering a reformed man in his own garden while his wife and children are inside the house
Why does everyone hate Geralt? Being a witcher is suffering
>>146815697
Was anyone dumb enough to not stab Whoreson Junior in the guts?
>>146816171
only fellow fucking degenerates spared him
>>146815697>wife and kids right there
i...i couldnt do it...!
>>146815697
>>146815996
>reformed man
>slaver
shiggy
>>146816316
>picking the lesser evil
>>146816171
>>146816267
Seriously, holy fuck that moment when you realize he's strung up a ton of whores from the rafters. Game got super fucking grimdark.
Fucking Cat school psychopaths. Speaking of which, what'd you guys do with the Cat school guy?
I killed him, too. Motherfucker didn't have to barge into houses and kill defenseless innocents, and it apparently wasn't the first time either.This sword is for monsters.
>>146816419
>lesser evil
>helping your little brother get revenge for maybe his only friend
>killing a lying, murdering, hypocritical slaver
That doesn't even register on the evil scale, it's practically a civil service.
>>146816902
They attacked first and he spared the kid.
>>146817135
He spared the kid, but when you go examine the other houses you realize he's systematically gone house to house and murdered defenseless people who didn't even have a chance to react. The people who attacked him were the idiots in the barn.
>>146810015
>146810015
>>146810015
>>146810015
PELASE FUCKING RSPOEND
>>146817245
The other peasants would have tried something, but he did admit it was a fucked up thing to do. I let him go because he clearly wasn't happy about it.
Can we just rename Nekkers to Niggers because of how fucking dumb they are
FUCK WOLVES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Wolf gear looks coolest
>Worst bonuses
fuck this
>>146819475
>needing bonuses
p l e b
vampire posters are the reason /wtc/ is dying
>>146819545
>Not playing Feline Armor on Death March and two shotting everything
>>146817809
Was it ever explained why the Witcher 1 hairstyle wasn't in 3?
When you start NG+ do you keep all your crafting recipes, etc or do you have to do meme hunts again
>>146819574
are they sucking the life out of these threads?
Triglav runestones are the objectively best for Silver Swords
how do I deal with yogurt addiction
runstones are named after slavic gods
neat
>>146820916
Stop being a faggot
>>146820916
ask O'Dimm to get rid of it
>>146821405
Great idea
>no Saskia, basically killed her off in a shitty comic most people doesn't know exist
>intended a Rosa var Attre romance and dropped it in development
I will NEVER forgive CDPR for their crimes.
Who was the hardest or most annoying Gwent opponent you've faced? If you have one?
>>146822059
the nilfgaard guy in Vizima
What does Ciri of Vengerberg smell like?
>>146822059
Any faggot who plays that meme deck
>>146822283
Emhyr's cock
>>146822374
I want you to delete this
>>146821970
>no Saskia, basically killed her off in a shitty comic most people doesn't know exist
Wait, wtf.... nooooooo
>>146822429
Me too
>>146822429
>>146822990
too bad
I played up until B&W with a sign build, tired of it.
Can someone share their whirl build? I feel like crafting armor, trying something new, etc.
>>146822364
>he uses weather cards
>>146823145
>He sucks flaccid cock
I want to breed Ciri
>>146822059
Fucking Stjepan and that merchant past the barber in Novigrad that sells the figurine things.
Both have Nilfgaard meme decks with the ability that cancels yours.
Their decks are pretty much designed to shit on you at that point in the game.
I swear Nilfgaard is the most OP faction, the only time you can loose while playing it is if you get shit RNG and draw no spies or decoys.
>>146807164
>assassination plot
Philippa is the waifu that /wtc/ deserves. Literally perfect.
>>146819657
>he doesn't use the beard mod
>>146822059
>>146823818
Fucking Stjepan was such a cocksucker, needed some pretty Godly rng to win and I had almost a complete NK deck at the time.
Melee scorch my blue stripes everytime, avallach and 3 other spies, decoys, regular scorch for my seiges... Fucking cocksucker
>>146822059
most issues ive had was when I had to use the dumb skellige deck in the DLC tournament.
I'm going to force Barnabas-Basil to rape Yennefer
>>146825574
Hot
How come the Alder king dies on his throne in TW3, but dies talking to Ciri in the books? I've not played the first two games, so I don't know if this is clarified there or not.
Is this brought up later, or is it just one of the discrepencies between the games and books?
>>146826128
Discrepancies
>>146827447
Thank you.
I highly recommend you get this mod. There's no reason not to:
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/1716/?
Objectively the best Witcher in the series.
>>146828638
I liked Eskel more, especially with his voice in the first game's enhanced edition. In TW3 he looks and sounds like a faggot
>>146828716
I used to like him but now he just seems like a fucking caveman. TW3 really turned me off of him. Lambert > Vesimir > Letho > Geralt > Eskel for me desu.
just finished first play through
oh god it's all over
>>146828045
so what happens if I drink a potion or apply an oil mid combat?
Will Geralt just sit there like a dumbass for 5 seconds taking damage like in Witcher 1?
>>146828937
they apply instantly in the menu, when you come out of menu it's ready to go
>finish quest
>all your friends disappear from map
>wander forever alone
Why do people actually like Yen? She's a straight up selfish, stupid cunt who does nothing that doesn't further her own agenda.
>>146831409
it's almost like you have no reading or listening comprehension
>>146831503
>He's literally never read the books
Yen is a cunt. Full stop.
is there a mod that i can use to make console-spawned mobs fight each other?
>>146787812
How tall is Geralt? He seems like a big guy.
>>146831409
>>146831541
Trissfag pls go
>>146831694
Triss is a mentally unstable bitch but at least she isn't a self-serving cunt who will straight up destroy towns and cities just to get what she wants.
Yen is fucking garbage tier.
>>146797683
She's not a boy.
>>146831764
Trissfag go and stay go
>>146831673
He's smaller than Emhyr
>losers arguing about Yen and/or Triss
>can't just fuck the shit out of a perpetually barefoot Keira for the rest of your days
Keira really, really gets my goat. Really turns me on.
>or Rosa
>orPhilippa
>or__Cirilla__
>>146832252
Rosa
>>146832368I actually agree Rosa is best girl of all, as much as I want Keira's feet in my face.
is there a mod that i can use to make console-spawned mobs fight each other?
>>146832759
Yes
>>146823064
Anyone mind sharing their whirl build or any build other than rend or mixed sign?
Hey I just got the wolf school gear and the shirt is red, and everything is is a gross puke green-yellow.
Is it supposed to look this bad? All the screenshots show it as a dark brownish black colour on every level (regular, enhanced, superior, etc) like pic related.
>>146832836
pls gib link
Vampires
>>146831673
i always thought Geralt was like 6"-6'2" tall not a manlet but not a really tall guy
>>146833147
are cute
>>146832989
That must have been screencapped on a monitor with different colour settings than yours...
>>146833095Sorry m8 I was messing with you
>stop playing because DLC about to be released
>fuck it let's wait for both
>play other games
>DLC arrives
>fuck year
>new points of interest everywhere
>mfw I have to do them all
Fuck
I'm seriously ready to kill myself and I normally wouldn't blather on about my problems here but I love this community and don't have anyone else in my life. I basically feel like I'm pursued at all times relentlessly by one single pervading thought, this thought basically encapsulates all my dread, sadness, regret, and it follows me always, forever urging me to suicide or egregious amounts of alcohol to cope. Well the alcohol isn't working anymore and all I'm left with is this thought that never in my fucking miserable life will I ever drink Ciri's sweet, sweet piss or saliva out of a champagne glass. Fuck this rotten world and everything in it.
>>146834430
>Geralt controls like controlling a baboon with a leash.
>Need precision for certain places.
>Those long ass loading times.
I get they wanted a "SO REEL" Geralt but sacrificing precision and giving me a headache just trying to move him an inch when you never know if he's going to take three steps or one no matter how light you tap is just bad. If Geralt controlled like a regular game character this game would be so much better.
>>146835494
Realism is no excuse for Geralt doing some stupid pirouette before attacking when he could just slash the thing that is already in his reach.
>>146835494
Options > Gameplay > Movement Response: set it to alternative.
>>146835678
He's a show off
>>146835787
It makes it better but it's still not good.
>>146835787
What does this exactly change?
>>146835678YOU'RE NOT IN THE CIRCUS! PIROUETTE!
>>146836054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BH9GrbqAeA
Lessens delay before your input really takes effect on Geralt, sacrificing their approximation of realistic inertia and the time it would take to adjust direction/turn/whatever for the sake of precision.
>bud spencer died
>the radio im listening to is playing one of his movie's theme song
i almost started crying in the office
>>146834430
Just fucking do it you disgusting piece of shit
why no flac files for the new music in the DLCs?
>>146837237
Lazy uploaders
>tfw no one but me to bump these threads
fucking vampirefags
>>146838313
in your opinion who is best girl?
>>146838313
You called?
>>146838445
not that dead blue eyed slut that's for sure
I'm going tobefriendRegis!
>I told Dudu to transform into Ciri
is there a way to save the skellige king?
is it good to put dijkstra in charge or is he evil?
>>146838647
>that look on Geralt's face
;_;
>>146838687
Crack the Crate always dies
Big D Sigi is your friend and fights for freedom
>>146838687
Dijkstra is a fucking backstabbing cunt who fucks key people over
>tfw no philippa gf to dominate me
>>146838687
fuck mad rad the lad, and sanic.
rip in piss thaler and roche
>>146838581
Not if I do first!
>>146838581
>not marrying him
>>146839712
We can both be friends with him!
Who is your waifu and if you were in the Witcher what would you do to try and impress her so she would love you too?
>>146839003
>Philippa will never sit on your face expecting you to give her oral pleasure for hours
>Philippa will never trample your dick or smother your face with her sweaty feet
>she will never whip you feverishly as punishment for being such a pervert, while mocking you
>she will never make you worship her filthy armpits
>Philippa will never become so close to you in your femdom misadventures that she falls in love and eventually comes to love you in her own sick way, allowing you toreceive sweet release by fucking one of her eye holes on special occasions
>>146840105
I'd know I'd fail at that so I wouldn't even try. I would probably be a NEET in Witcher world
>>146840163
That's some fucked up shit you just wrote.
What's wrong with a bit of pegging while she jerks you off and then afterwards you cuddle? Why do you gotta go all weird with the armpits and eyehole stuff?
>>146840105
yenm and no unless i had the dosh and was a sorceress. but in reality i would probably be a peasant, who dies a cruel and long death.
do sorceresses go poopoo and fart? or do they use magic to avoid doing that stuff?
also
when you go to triss room you see her clothes from witcher 2 on the floor
but in witcher 2 when you fuck her she gets rid of her clothes by magic
so are they real clothes or not? is it an illusion? if they are real clothes, then sorceresses can create things, so what is the point of blacksmiths and bowyers for a king? why woudlnt a king just get the magic users in his court to equip his entire army? if its an illusion and not real clothes, does she have to maintain the spell? what if she gets tired from doing other more strenuous spells, do all her clothes dissapear from not being able to maintain that and her clothes?
it dont make no sense
>>146839976
Fine.
>>146840353
>armpits
>weird
>licking and kissing and fucking Philippa's eye holes in a consensual manner and making her feel loved in spite of them, or even because of them
>weird and not actually really romantic
oh come on
>pegging
fucking degenerate
>>146840398
shit so many mistakes, should go to sleep.
meant yen, and sorcerer.
for sure i'll be some peasant fuck.
>>146840607
It's okay to want to be the little girl, anon.
>>146840512
>do sorceresses go poopoo and fart? or do they use magic to avoid doing that stuff?
Probably both. Too much magic seems tiring, I would expect them to go take a shit every now and then to conserve power.
Triss probably teleported her clothes to the other side of the pool or something. Or if her clothes were an illusion, it wouldn't be so difficult to keep it intact, since it's just 2 pieces and it's very personal.
It's magic, and I aint gotta explain this shit.
>>146840881
its really weird to think that beautiful women also need to do disgusting things like poo and fart
its so base to think of yen or triss going to shit in the woods and digging a hole first then wiping with some leaves
i wish we didnt have to poopoo
just think the next time you are with a pretty girl that at that exact moment, she has poo inside her. you never look at anyone the same once you consciously consider this fact
>>146841054
another fact i hate is that that pretty girl has also had a cock in her mouth.
try not to think of that either.
>>146841115
doesnt always bother me depends on the girl
with yen or triss it wouldnt bother me since they dont try to paint themselves as being pure or anything and they couldnt even if they wanted to because they just arent
itd be like complaining about why cant your dog fly
it just cant its not what its for
but ciri is pure and is the kind of girl that would be a shame for her to fornicate she should wait for marriage
it reminds me of porn
i see a big slut like gianna michaels and i fap to her thinking of what a slut she is
the fact that she does porn with big ugly niggers is fine to me i just dont watch it but she is a slut with giant tits
but then i see a pornstar called abigaile johnson and she looks like a pure waifu and i got upset when i found out almost all her stuff is with big ugly niggers
>>146841054
>>146841115
>>146841280
>>146841280
>a shame for her to fornicate she should wait for marriage
About that...
>>146841280
Reminder that when Ciri was 16, she let herself get fucked by a man in his 30's because she got horny from watching his mare stride elegantly. Granted, the man did die from having been shot with a crossbow moments before, before he was able to cum inside but still.
Would Yen vote for Donald Trump?
>>146841386
What lesbians do isn't really proper sex. Doesn't bother me the way penetration would.
>>146841413
NO DO NOT BULLY!
>>146841354
i guess i understand what you are saying
it's not that i don't see it that way too, but still when i think pretty girl i think a pure looking qt
but yeah someone like gianna i'm fine with seeing with cocks and cocks in her mouth
but when i think of a qt in the street with a cock in her mouth, i can't help but think less of her and look away
>>146841480
Of course.
>>146841480
>Yen
>vote
She would siphon the life out of a national park or something.
I bet Triss would be some basic bitch virtue signalling on twitter.
>>146841480
yen is a political insider fuck, she wouldn't vote for an outsider like trumpie.
but then again, i suck at thinking how characters would act in our world, regardless of who the character is
so i'll just refrain from saying who she would vote for.
>>146840512
This is borderline Bioware forums autism
>>146841668
>characters who would vote for Trump
All your faves
>characters who would vote for Hillary
All your least faves
>characters who would vote for third party or others
Your obscurefus with a maximum of 10 unique voiced lines
Who is the Donald Trump of The Witcher?
>>146841917
Mad Rad the Sad Lad
>>146841917
Ciri
Everyone is out to get her just because she is herself
>>146841983
Dijkstra is closer to be honest.
>>146841917
>>146842106
Are you joking? Trump isn't half as smart as Dijkstra.
Rad persecutes minorities, isn't adverse to war, and is more than slightly unhinged.
>>146841917
Foltest, easily
>>146842158
Too handsome.
>>146842158
>>146842217
fucks his sister, has a beast as a daughter, and gets assassinated.
alright
>>146842179
>>146842179
>old
>fat
>sick bants
>not usual contender for ruling
Fits like a hand in a glove.
In real life, Geralt would probably work at a gas station.
>>146842450
That's too secure and with guarantee of work
He'd be a factory worker who's getting replaced by automatons
I'm going to make Yennefer real and then bully her!
>>146842581
Have fun being schizophrenic!
>>146842450
what is real life anon?
and he would be a drifter, on the path anyway. maybe with a motorcycle
>>146842581
She'll be the one doing the bullying.
>>146842706
I'm okay with that
>>146842565
>He'd be a factory worker who's getting replaced by automatons
KEK
Then he would go talk philosophy to his midget friend.
>>146842706
>she'll never bully you
next time you see a pretty girl remember that she has bogies in her nose and probably picks them and wipes themdesu who doesnt pick their nose?
>>146842743
Let's not forget his poet friend who barely scrapes by
>>146842823
>You will never pick Yen's nose and eat her bogies
Jdimsa
>tfw was thinking of writing some fanfic shitlike what all the games essentially are
>never got into another franchise so much to even have considered this
basic idea was a guy from this world getting sucked into the witcher world. but i'll leave it at this. much better things to put time into.
>>146842875
self insert fanfic is about ten thousand times more autistic than regular fanfics
but thats ok
we are all autists here. you are among friends.
>>146842875
>guy goes to witcher world
>dies of exposure or to a monster soon after
or
>can't speak the language
>peasants kill him for being a foreigner with funny clothes
or
>can't speak the language
>soldiers hang him for being a spy with funny clothes
>>146842984
>teleports to witcher world
>lands next to waifu/s
>they all look after him forever and ever
>the end
>>146843053
Keep dreaming, bud.
The Witcher world doesn't work like that.
>>146842875
>>146842950
>>146842984
>>146843053
>>146843114
>ciri is on the run from the hunt
>suddenly teleports to your home while running
>hunt comes right after her
>she takes you with her to prevent you from dying
>you're now in kaer morhen and lambert is looking at you funny
>geralt arrives the next day
Take it to wherever you want to take it from here lads.
>>146843185
>still can't speak the language
Have fun with that
>>146843185
>suddenly a wild triss appears and sucks muh dick while yen says mean things to me
>>146843185
>die of poverty
>the end
>>146843221
Also, getting the shits constantly or dying of some disease because your immune system can't handle all the alien germs
>>146843221
Just suspend your disbelief nigga, they speak english or sumtin i dunno
>>146843272
You're among friends, they're not gonna let you starve nigga
>>146843221
they speak english
>>146843221
If you speak a Celtic language you could attempt to communicate at some basic level.
>>146843287
>the witchers of Kaer Morhen
>friends with some random bum who doesn't speak their language
haha no
>>146842984
no no, you get found by a wizard who made a geiger counter which the character sets off, so he takes you under his wing to learn more about you. about as far as i took this
Self-inserters should all hang.
>>146843365
Ciri brought you, she's gonna feel bad for tearing you from home. They're gonna help you out finding your feet.Besides the Hunt is coming.
>>146843442
Ciri wouldn't drag a random nobody along
Give up with your dumb fanfiction
>>146843480
Fuck off, retarded spammer
anyone getting the technomancer today
fanfic faggot here, wouldn't want my insert to meet any of the characters from the book or games.
couldn't do them justice, but the world is so great that you wouldn't need any of them anyhow.
>>146843490
I just wanted to help the fellow autists in the thread.
>>146843591
Your self-insert would die within the first day or two
The concept itself is flawed and you should feel bad for ever thinking about it
>>146843564
>The Technomancer
>An upcoming video game developed by Spiders.
2spooky4me, spiders are developing games now?
Avallac'h is the original fanfic writer
>>146843636
yeah, that's why i wouldn't want to write anymore than i have.
couldn't take the bullying from nofunfags like you.
>not learning HEMA so you are prepared on the off chance that ciri shows up and takes you with her
>>146843716
Then think of a different concept.
Write a short story about the brutal short life of a peasant in Velen or something.
>>146843767
>work in the field
>nilfgaard shows up
>die
Whoa, exciting isn't it.
>>146843767
no, you've drained the little motivation i had to even do it.
congratulations anon, you won.
>>146843716
If you want to write Witcher fanfics, don't do "self-insert from the real world comes to the Witcher world"
Explore the lives of other characters in the setting. It could be an elf from a scoia'tael commando, a knight, shit farmer in Velen, the second coming of Skellen and democracy
Get creative and don't do the worst kind of fiction writing known to man
>>146843810
If done well, yes.
>>146843716
>>146843767
no write a story about young man who ends up in the witcher from the real world and he meets all the waifus and they fall in love with him and he trains and becomes a witcher but with even more powerful mutations than any other witcher and he can also turn into a higher vampire
>>146843854
i like this one
>>146843854
>>146843854
oh and it also turns out he is the son of geralt
>>146843854
Also is sonic.
>Avallac'h talks about the ice age in the books
>talks about magical freeze orb in the game
Bravo Marcin
What does Geralt and Yennefer's soiled bed smell like?
>>146844067
Sweat and cum.
>>146844067
Regis
Why do you all hate Triss?
>>146844142
Trissfags.
>>146844142
school girl little shit that literally raped jerald.
>>146844142
Read the books ok thanks
>>146844142
I don't care about her but I don't hate her
Her fans are also obnoxious as hell
>>146844142
Manipulative cunt
>>146844202
wtf, i hate triss now
>>146844135
Who spread Liquid-Regis to the bed?
>>146844348
Dettlaff
The ritual to regenerate another Higher Vampire faster requires a Higher Vampire to have sexual intercourse on the puddle with a non-vampire woman while also bleeding out into the puddle
This is how Yen and Dettlaff first hooked up
>>146844291
explain this meme
>>146844458
/int/ memes.
one thing worries me is yennefer being able to read minds
what if she reads my mind and sees all my filthy cuckolding fantasies about her or that i want her to fuck me with a strapon?
would be embarrasing desu
>>146844458
the books, Read
>>146844448
Delete thisPretty good desu
>>146844496
>implying she won't enjoy your sick fetishes
>>146844586
she likes to fuck on the unicorn but i dont think shes that lewd that she would fuck a black man while i watched
shed probably be into pegging but would she still be able to respect me as a man after?
>>146844632
>sorceresses
>ever respecting men
What you really want is Keira though. She's into some sick shit.
>>146844698
>She's into some sick shit.
Tell me more.
>>146844752
She gets really into military roleplay
Who is the Viper of the Witcher universe?
Dandelion? Iorveth? Coleman from the first game? Emhyr?
>>146844780
Essi
Completely irrelevant but good for memes
>>146844776
is this something from the books or are you making this up?
thats not particularly weird though desu
What does BTY and BTC smell like?
>>146844840
too fucking soon anon, you fuck
>>146844752Impalement.
Ignore the reddit filename.
>>146844893
Suicide
>>146844780
That Dandelion's girlfriend, who wrote a bad poem about horses. Can't remember her name
>>146844752
Big spikes
for you
>>146844841
http://f.wtcg.pl/colmetz.txt
>when you see dandelion later on there is no option to ask him about how priscilla is doing
what the fuck
>>146844907
>tfw never got to see her like that since i fucked up the last quest of hers so she was lost to the void, never to be seen again
>>146844990
What the fuck am I reading
>>146845013
But there is
>>146845074
Without hairworks beard look really bad
>>146838687
>choice is either let djikstra kill roche, or kill djikstra
pretty easy choice
>>146845074
that jeralt looks like skin and bones, much more lore friendly.
might just be the frumpy shit you've got him wearing though
>>146845074
is that from b&w? i mean earlier on though
and the b&w thing is only if you get a shit ending
i remember in the main game i had to go back there a while after the stuff with priscilla and thats where the option should have been
>>146841810
I guess in the witcher universe, trump and hillary would both lose in that case.
Would you take his deal?
>>146845201
No because I'd die, as I'm not smart or strong or skilled or quick enough to complete the deal.
>>146845201
might as well
What the fuck is Geralt's problem?
>>146845295
American audience
>>146845201
who is this time demon?
best girl
>>146845352
Dim Gunther, thyme merchant
>>146778427
She is the best warrior
Best girl
>>146845510
Foltest pls go
So I'm like 20 hours into my first playthrough and I'm still in velen about to hit level 11. When will I start finding non shit looking armor.
who /garglestorturedungeonwater/ here?
who /hunterofnormies/ here?
>>146845692
>20 hours
I finished game after 300 hours
>>146845703
Whoreson
>>146845692
Craft Ursine in Skellige. Most /fa/ armor in the game.
>>146845703
Roger Blueman represent
Please just don't say bad words
>>146845771
>saying bad words
THAT'S IT YOU'RE IN FOR IT
>>146845692
Level 14-16, when you can start making witcher gear
>>146845408
> Only character that shares VA with Yennefer
>>146845784
thought that feline was the most /fa/
>>146845938
It was
until they added that fucking hood
>>146845938
Feline has the turtleneck, Ursine has the shawl, Griffin has the pot belly. Take your pick I guess.
>>146845852
>Only character that shares VA with Yennefer
No. There's that one skellige woman during Tower outta nowhere quest and also Vesemir's old love from Hearts of Stone
>>146846102
Shut up, anon!
You are disrupting my masturbation session.
>>146845784
> Ursine armor
> shaved
> glasses
> fa/
The things we see in /wtc/
>>146846525
Yennefer is fat!
I played the games and hated Yennefer.
"Read the books," they all said. "You'll love her."
Read the books, and she's even worse there than in the game.
>>146846597
ikr
I went from tolerating her in the game to actively hating her once I read the books.
>>146846558
Don't bully Yennefer! ;_;
Triss is _______
>>146847031
an alright character that is either loved or hated by extremely obnoxious autists.
>>146847031
manipulative
>>146847031
Replace Syanide with Triss
>>146847031
ciri's little sister and geralts fuckmate, possibly dijkstra's fuckmate and definitely in lesbians with philippa
>>146846863Hi my wife! :3
>>146847182
Regis shitting on Syanna and Geralt shitting Triss gave me a boner
>>146847274Hi my husband! :3
>>146847191
>dijkstra's fuckmate
lol no
>>146848278
dijkstra knows how to charm sorceresses but he couldn't be tied to triss like he was to philippa, so he tried his best to get her to be with geralt instead so that she'd be happy. at heart he's really such a romantic
I can't post that pic here but I assume you guys already know it, in that pic Geralt fucks 4 Yennefers. So I assume she used a spell to temporarily clone herself, something like Simulacrum from DnD maybe, I don't know. In that case would there be like one Yennefer who feels 4x pleasure, or would there be multiple Yennefer entities existing at the same time? How exactly does this system work?
where can i find item codes for monster trophies?
its telling me to get one from a cockatrice i just killed but it doesnt have a trophy anywhere on its loot and theres no other option to interact with its body
Is there a mod to keep Keira barefoot even after she changes her outfit?
Is there a mod to remove Keiras adams apple? I'm fine with him I mean her living Xirs life how Xe chooses but the adams apple is really jarring.
Is there a mod to remove Keira
how do i breathe
is there a mod to help me breathe
>>146852025
there was but update broke it.
>>146852359
W-what happens now?
my peepee gets bigger when I see Ciri
>>146853921
cut it off then, because that's wrong, she's your daughter
I'm going to masturbate in front of Yennefer
WHY I CAN'T FUCK HER WHY?
>>146855028
>Wanting to fuck Shrek
>>146847031
great, but not my waifu
>>146795013
>>146845323
get this salty eurocuck out of her senpai
Any Iris without makeup pics?
>>146855028
>Download wild Nudity Project
>Walk into her hut
>Fantastic bent over naked ass greets me
My dick has never been harder
>>146847031
A smart career oriented woman who has good intentions, but goes about achieving them the wrong way and hopefully she has learned from her mistakes.
>>146855028
sweatingman.jpg
>>146856190
>career oriented woman
>>146856190
cowtits
I'm going to give Yennefer my d
>>146856416
You say it like it's a bad thing
>>146856416
They're for feeding all those babies she will never have because she is too concerned with her job.
>>146855028
>ywn be a peasant who goes for some medicine and gets a handy instead from the lonely herbalist
jdimsa
I'm going to force Yennefer to get lip injections
>>146856547
I'm not seeing the difference, are they smaller?
Just finished BaW, and I am officially done with the Witcher for a while now. How do you deal with it bros? I have a ton of games I have been meaning to play but I just don't feel the desire to. I feel empty. help
>>146856652
less jaggies
ffs youre blind
>>146856652
>yenfags this retarded
>>146856592
>>146856445
You need psychological assistance.
>>146856652
I actually think they are larger in the second picture.
>>146856693
oh look, it's this post again
get some rope.
>>146856693
>How do you deal with it bros?
Suicide
>>146856723
>>146856727
we got a triss flare up, where are all the yenbros when you need them
>>146856759
I just can't get myself to be attracted to women in this game
those feet are disgusting, the skin textures are disgusting
the legs are thin and not high test whatsoever, which is my preferences
very mediocre woman
>>146856693
go outside and enjoy summer
>>146856920
>the legs are thin and not high test whatsoever
There is a mod for that.
>>146856920
>those feet
stopped reading there
pls appreciate all waifus and don't bully other waifus.
pls friendos
>>146856727
>you're a yenfag if you don't see this small detail on this shit pic
Are you retarded?
>>146856920
>fat is high test
Kill yourself for falling for a forced meme
>>146857027
triss is objectively shit and her fans must be bullied for having shit taste
the rest of the waifus are ok though
Guys for real. Some of these mods are retarded.
>>146857027
fuck off trissfag
>>146857163
Most mods for TW3 are shit
>>146857027
I hate all of you equally.
>>146857163
better than the big titty mods tbqhwyf
>>146857213
Jokes on you. I'm actually gay for Eskel.
>>146857163
>>146857249
>it's a mad rad lad post
keke
>>146857163
didn't even use mods for TW1
>>146857293
>going gayie for a downie
>>146857213
triss isn't my waifu
>>146857310
>didn't even use mods for TW1
but the mod to increase the stacks up to 99 or whatever was convenient tho
>>146857076
I never said fat women are high test
take your autism and fuck off, downy
>>146857393
>implying that's not a man
Can't fool me O'Dimm.
>>146857383
He's still hot, asshole.
>>146857447
>fat thighs are high test but fat is not high test
Make up your mind, retard
>>146857447
>>146857583
Both of you are awful people derailing an otherwise awful thread.
>>146857681
>clipping through the cowtit
>>146857393
What you talking about
>>146857776
Wrong post
>>146857516
>>146857393
We need more butts
W-what's going on here...
>>146857549I have absolutely zero talent, I'm sure someone else can do better.
>tfw display drivers crashing constantly
>happens once a day but playing W3 makes it way worse
>already did clean reinstall of drivers and cleaned out all old installs and registries
>increased Tdrdelay for display drivers to no effect
>can't play game
This is a terrible feel
>>146858083
>>146858193
I'm almost convinced that my computer is way closer to being bricked because of patch 1.21
>>146858193
>tfw never had trouble with it
feels fucking great pham
>>146858193
have you cleaned your pc case and gpu fans? could anything be overheating by chance? download speccy and look at the temps when you're playing tw3
>>146859281
>>146859281
i've made sure my temperatures are normal and use my gpu fans accordingly
I'm going to starve Ciri and then occasionally feed her with my cum
>>146858193
ur gpu is probably dying m8
sorru
>>146859737
I'm gonna force feed you testosterone blockers and estrogen!
>>146859737
kill yourself
>>146858083
I'm not the only one who teared up a bit at the end of BaW right?
>>146855559
yuropoors are forever obsessed with America and its doings
Hahahahhaa.... Yenfags truly and utterly BTFO.
Yencucks literally love someone who looks like a witch of crookbag bog behind the magical illusion. Who's low enough filth to practice black magic.
Disgusting.
>>146859737
she'll teleport behind you, say nothin personnel kid, and kill you.
>>146860516
nope, I did as well when Geralt smiled at the camera. that was the first time it actually hit me that his story really is over now
>Also Triss Merigold was seen, disappearing with the witcher Eskel from Kaer Morhen in the garden summerhouse. There was a lot of guesswork, which form did the doppler take, whether Triss or Eskel. Someone even presented a very bold thought that there were actually two dopplers present at the castle.
>Again were seen Triss Merigold and the witcher Eskel from Kaer Morhen, sneaking, arms linked, into the garden summerhouse. There were no doubts now that it was really them, because the doppler Tellico drank beer in the company of Dandelion, Dainty Biberveldt and the dragon Villentretenmerth.
>The skeleton got very upset by this lack of attention, moved around the table and snapped its teeth at Triss Merigold. The sorceress, snuggled tenderly against the arm of Eskel from Kaer Morhen, raised her graceful hand and snapped her fingers. The dogs took care of the bones.
love that ship! :3
>>146856547
>implying i'd waste that milk on a baby
>>146861212
>reading non-canon fanfiction
>inb4 but m-muh sapkow
>>146861250
>>146861375
Aren't games also non-canon fanfiction?
>>146861212
Fuck you man. This is my OTP. I ship them hard.
>>146861375
>playing non-canon fanfiction
>inb4 m-muh cdpr
>>146861517
why fuck me if you agree? I totally ship that so that my bro Eskel could join the witchers who bang sorceresses club and also to get that slut away from Geralt :3
>mfw reading the passage where the elf fucking Yennefer tells Geralt to fuck off until he's finished fucking her
>mfw Yennefer moaning while ignoring Geralt
>>146861650
Oh. Well then. I hope Triss doesn't rape him. :3
>>146861501
>>146861530
yes...point?
>>146861880
All I'm saying is if Triss is happy fucking a retarded person then we shouldn't interfere regardless of canon.
>>146861781
she won't have to! Eskel is already attracted to her and she'll melt once Eskel touches her with his tingly magical touch (wasn't it even stronger than Geralt's?) and then they'll have a fun life together :3
>>146861880
you should consider killing yourself tbqh
>>146861761
i havent read them all yet
where is this passage
>>146862256
>being this butthurt
>>146862336
fanfiction dot net
>>146862441
Not going on A03
Reminder that Nilfgaard conquers the North before the 1400's
>>146862496
is there a definitive timeline somewhere?
the one in the wiki is crud
>>146862595
There is no definitive timeline but Andrew did a bunch of excerpts from future books in the books
>>146862496
Why do we even care about the North or Nilfgaard? I understand in the 2nd game it was because he was blamed for the death of a king and had to work with roger blueman who is a patriot, but after that, what is the point of still caring about that shit? Geralt never struck me as someone who is loyal to Temeria.
>>146862719
no i know that, it's just that there are so many, hard to remember them especially with bad memory like mine.
>>146862740
Geralt is not loyal to Temeria but he despises Nilfgaard.
Anyone got that thread capture of Vernon Roche Baneposting? I need it for reasons
how tall is triss does anyone know
>>146863112
doesn't matter, she's always on her knees or on all fours
Should the base game be finished before the xpacks?
>>146863186
NO YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
>>146863369
Yes
>>146863369
Can start HoS during main q.
REBEL YELL
>ywn wipe triss' mudbutt
>>146865451
why do you have to be so lewd?
whats wrong with just cuddling?
>>146866387
triss is a lewd girl
>went to the Berthold with 3333 orens
>bought all rune and meteorite diagrams
>tfw left with only 855 even with Haggling
I forgot how frustrating is that 1:24 sell / buy ratio.
I'm going to shave Ciri's beard
>>146867472
>>146867359
Enough with this autistic shit.
reminder that the witcher mushrooms turned ciri into a lesbo with insane penis envy
Reminder that we're all killing ourselves in fifty minutes
Post Yen
>>146868148
radovic did nothing wrong
>>146868363
Fuck off Regis
>>146868942
If I were Regis, I would post something like this.
what is she thingken?
>>146870703
thingken of fast
>>146870703
how much she wants to get away from geralt and yen and go back to galahad
>>146870703
Getting DP by daddy Geralt and papa Emhyr :3
>>146870703You
>>146867612
>tfw two-third of the thread is this autistic shit
>tfw it's either this or the general slowly dying
>geralt standing in snow
>holding ciri's sword
>she rides away with her nilfgaard escort
jesus fuck that end
>>146871167
if only
>>146871685
iktf
I had the same ending. I'll try to get the other one on my NG+
I'm going to jerk off Dettlaff and then force Ciri to drink his cum
can fucking europe and bongs please go
>>146872447
Kill yourself, spammer
>>146872617
pls don't bully him
keira is the best girl
>>146872759
He's cancer and should be bullied
>Ciri sucks you into Witcher world
>always conceal carrying my gun and a few mags
>become the most powerful/technologically advanced individual in the northern kingdoms/toussaint
>not to mention if I get some prep time before going, and can grab my big guns
>mfw
>>146869079
Noice
In a more serious tone, Regis is a total bro.
And depending of your choices, Roche too. Almost in the same level.
>>146873147
and then you fuck all the sorceresses and become king and also you learn to become a witcher and you beat all the witchers single handedly and you are the son of geralt
do you even autism?
>Ciri sucks you into Witcher world
>always conceal carrying my bible and a few crucifixes
>become the most moral/spiritually enlightened individual in the northern kingdoms/toussaint
>not to mention if I get some prep time before going, and can grab my big guns
>mfw
>>146873340
don't even need all that, I have guns
>>146871685
That ending is a pretty tough stab to the gut.
Did you guys take those from Iris?
>>146873147
>tfw own no guns
What do I do?
What is the best ending in B&W and why is it the jail ending?
>>146875301
I have a gun in my pants know, if you know what I mean
>>146821970
>>146822484
Attached is evidence of intended Rosa var Attre romance.
And http://f.wtcg.pl/Witcher%203%20Hearts%20of%20Stone%2C%20The%20-%20Saskia%20comic.pdf is the comic that came out with Hearts of Stone that shows what happened with Saskia and Vergen after Witcher 2. It is in my opinion implied that Saskia is dead (most people take the statements as clear undeniable proof but I think the way it's written prevents thatbut I'm just desperate and in denial).
What does Yennefer's diapers smell like?
>>146875882
buy a gun
>>146875970
is that a glock 40 problem solver in your pants, or are you excited to see me?
>>146876312
Yer mum's fucking ferret
>>146877034
that art style makes me want to vomit
>>146877197
the art isn't great but it's a cute mental image
;_;
>>146876312
Yen doesn't wear diapers. Sorceresses also don't have to defecate, so theirbuttsandpussywussysare only ever dirtied by sweat and/or girl juice.
So Yen's undergarments at most smell like sweat and intimate juices, which I'm sure are quite aromatic and perhaps even sweet to the nose... No less, they must taste even sweeter on the tongue. Oh, to have five minutes alone with one of Yen's dirty panties, garters or lace stockings. I'd probably ejaculate or come close just from the thrill of having her personal articles in my possession for such a lewd purpose.
>>146877918
hey anon, any chance you can start using a trip?
>>146877918
stop
>>146876204
That comic is bullshit though. If you chose Roche's path, Vergen already gets rekt by the Kaedweni before the Nilfs even arrive. If this comic only applies to Iorveth's path then there's a suspicious lack of Iorveth because why wouldn't he be present? The comic also says that Saskia revealed her true nature to the citizens of Vergen, why the fuck would she do that? At the end, Dandelion also cheekily says that there's no hope for Geralt to find Yennefer or get a happy ending, which is of course a lie. And if the comic is canon then why can Geralt ask Phil in TW3 if Saskia broke free of her spell when he could have asked that from Saskia when he met her in the comic? Too many questions for a shitty comic that most people haven't even read, so you might as well imagine her fate to be whatever you want, it's still better than that clusterfuck imo.
>>146877918
>>146878236
Jdimsa
I guess this is the right place to ask, so
I want to read the books. I speak English and German, what should I read them in? I heard that the German translation is supposed to be pretty good, but I'd really rather read it in English since I played the games in English, too. Is the English translation OK? Are all of the books out by now?
>>146878506
>why do two glorified fan fics contradict each other
>>146877034
>play eskel card
>muster gets lambert card into play
>opponent passes
>you BTFO with 2000000
>next round
>no cards
>lose two rounds in a row
>mfw
>>146877918
>perhaps even sweet to the nose
wanna know how I know you're a virgin?
>>146878650
All but the last book have their official translations in the OP
>be virgin
>like yen
is this normal?
>>146878676
>$80,000,000 video game
>glorified fanfic
>>146878676
Well, the other anon said that most people take the comic as proof of Saskia's demise which I think is ridiculous so I was mostly just referring to that.
who let /r9k/ in here?
>>146878696is he wrong?
>>146878862
Did you ever call a teacher mom?
>>146879036
not him
who didnt do that at one point?
>>146879036
i don't think so, no
>>146879036
i have
i like yen
what does this mean?
>>146871685
>>146875335
>>146872049
I can't be the only one thinking that was the best ending.
Theciri becomes a witcherending is too much of a standard happy ending, in my opinion. The bad ending is obviously shit and I probably would've killed myself if I waited years for Witcher 2 and 3, imported my save, replayed the first two a couple times only to get that shitty ending.
Theempressending is just so bittersweet, the emotional impact really shows how far CDP have come with the writing, world and characters. It reminds me of PS:Twhere the best ending was still kind of bittersweet in a way and absolutely worthy of everything that came before
>>146878650
i can't speak for the german translations but the english ones are dogshit (except for the last wish...was fine)
>>146878650
english ones are bad
i actually got lost several times and had no fucking idea who was talking to who or why because it would just jump from one scene to another in the same paragraph sometimes
if the german is a better translation go with that especially if youre native german
>>146879191
>>146879373
That doesn't sound too good.
Guess I'll go with german then, thank you guys
youre in an alley. this woman grabs you and pushes you against a wall and orders you to strip
what do you do?
>>146879640
Cry because I've become schizophrenic
>>146879160
i'm >>146871685
bittersweet was exactly the first word i thought of when thinking about it. i'd say it's probably the 'best' ending considering the empire will be much better off and so on. it's obviously sad for everyone involved, but ciri grew up and made her choice, she thinks it's for the best.as an aside i don't think book ciri would have done that as she was content going off to do witcher work in camelot with galahadsince geralt and yen are dead and she left that world behind (for now)
>>146879160
I agree with your point, I still want to experience the "good" ending too though.
>>146879160
the empress ending is shit
it relies on the main characters acting out of character which is just bad writing, and people only like it because muh bittersweet feelios
having said that, I didn't like Ciri's characterization in TW3 in general, so I just appreciated the witcher ending for returning her to more or less the same place she left off in the books, except happier
>>146879960
I didn't read the books (yet), and it didn't jump out as out of character for me for the Ciri we saw in Witcher 3. I heard your complain from several people already, though, so I don't doubt that book Ciri and game Ciri don't have that much in common
>>146879640
cum and wake up
>>146880302
I don't mind changes, but I felt like TW3 Ciri was too much like a Disney princess, and her relationship with Avallac'h was disgusting knowing their history. if you ever choose to read the books they'll give you a new perspective on characters and their relationships and you'll see why some people complain about certain aspects of the game
>>146880901
i've read the books, but as someone who just recently played the game were CDPR really going for those two having feelings for each other? avallach seems like has a lot of feelings although he denies it saying he's just interested because of the blood, plus the girl in his lab tells ciri avallach hates her.
but the way ciri reacts heavily hints at her having feelings for him.
very out of place
>>146879160
>The ciri becomes a witcher ending is too much of a standard happy ending
what the fuck is happy about that one?
>>146879960
this tbqh
Just finished Blood and Wine
Dettlaf was innocent up untill he commanded an army of vampires to attack
I wish I hadn't gotten the ribbon so sylvia would have died
I feel that the best ending was the one where both sisters died. Sylvia got the punishment she deserved, and the only innocent that died was Anna.
>>146881958
Welcome to die, anon.
O SHIT NIGGA
So i started W1, was ASTONISHED by the combat (why did they make it like shit in 3?), killed the frightner, let bitch triss fight by herself. RIP leo.
what naow? i feel so fucking excited lads, fuck!
>>146882295
Play game
>>146882295
Don't give up in act 1 or 2, gets better later on.
Don't need to rush to buy the 5k armor in act 2.
Lots of Intellect skills are very practical off-combat.
Sign builds are OP in the endgame, sword builds are semi-OP.
>>146882295
I'm playing through Witcher 1 as well, how is it you find the combat better than in 3? Its a glorified rhythm game.
I want to cuck Olgierd with Iris
>>146880302
>I don't doubt that book Ciri and game Ciri don't have that much in common
one is 17 the other is 22
that time frame tends to leave a mark on people
>>146877034
>>146877197
The art may be amateurish tumblr shit or whatever but I can hear it in their voices, including Eskel's dopey retard voice and inflection.
>>146877848
>>146878928
I more or less agree that the comic can fuck off, but... The comic states from the get-go that Iorveth left.
Anyway the major problem is that I've read it, and what is known cannot be so easily forgotten.
>>146878696
>>146878991
But she's a sorceress who uses magic to make herself smell good. Why couldn't she do the same when it comes to her "pussywussy"?
>>146881546
I don't think Avallac'h had feelings for her and I don't think Ciri does either, at least not in the traditional sense. She's really codependent and it's easy for her to become emotionally attached to people if they show even a little bit of sympathy to her. It's not out of character for her to latch onto Avallac'h because he helped her when she was alone and in danger. It's more that out of all the possibilities for her character, they chose to pair her up with Avallac'h and make that her most important relationship after Geralt.
Why not reinforce the family themes with Geralt and Yen instead? Or let her spend time with old friends like Triss or Dandelion. She didn't even talk to Ermion or Hjalmar, whom she's know since childhood. Basically her game relationships boiled down to Avalla'ch, Geralt, Vesemir, Skjall, and the circus dudes. It's just disappointing.
>>146882881
this
>>146882809
You are very rude.
>>146882809
I want to live in the painting with Iris forever making love to her every day.
>>146881958
>I wish I hadn't gotten the ribbon so sylvia would have died
I reloaded my save just to do let syanna die. I even purposely lost to the flint girl. With a Skellige Deck, no less. Yes, Syanna, you died thanks to a card game.
Then I let Detlaff go.
The resulting ending was the most "witcher-like"
>Manipulative bitch dead.
>Dead royalty
>Geralt gets thrown into jail
>Dandelionsaves the day.
I do wonder what happens if you kill Syanna then kill Detlaff for the laughs after that. Maybe i'll try out that ending some time.
>>146883157
Fuck off, spammer
Gaunter is cute CUUUTE
>>146883151
>I do wonder what happens if you kill Syanna then kill Detlaff for the laughs after that
The prison ending except Regis is sad.
>>146882865
>The comic states from the get-go that Iorveth left.
Thanks for pointing that out, I hadn't read the comic since it was released so I'd forgotten.
>Anyway the major problem is that I've read it, and what is known cannot be so easily forgotten.
I guess I'm lucky because after the fiasco of ME3 it became surprisingly easy to pretend major writing clusterfucks like that just didn't happen and replace them with my own imagination.
>>146883425
Well there is also this... but it came out before Hearts of Stone and the accompanying comic.All of this doesn't matter anyway because Saskia is for all intents and purposes dead just like everyone else because THE WITCHER 3 IS OVER, THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE AND DIDN'T INCLUDE HER EVEN AS A CAMEO, WE WILL NEVER SEE HER RENDERED AND ANIMATED BEAUTIFULLY IN THE WITCHER 3 ENGINE, AND PROBABLY WON'T SEE HER IN ANY FUTURE MEDIA, EVERNEVER EVER
>>146883151
It seems like the best ending for everyone. The Duchess is crazy, her sister is crazy, Detlaff can just go fuck off, and Regis won't be hunted by vampires and have to flee to Nilfgaard.
Dandelion can make a triumphant return, and Geralt gets to keep his estate. Money means literally nothing by that point in the game., so who cares about it.
NEW THREAD
>>146884039
>>146884039
>>146884039
>>146845771
Post more, faggot
>>146883903
No, Saskia is alive! When Vergen fell she transformed into a dragon, grabbed Iorveth and took off to the Blue Mountains. There they came up with a plan to unite all the possible Scoia'tael forces to march against Nilfgaard. It just wasn't portrayed in the game because the game took place in a different place. :3