/owg/ - Overwatch General

first for pharah

first for show butting

Where are the vods for C9 vs nV?

mei best girl

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How do you defeat 5 Torbjorn and 1 Mercy on Hanamura?

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OCs please

>>146452764
>some dude plays moon monkey exclusively
>wonders why the player is inherently retarded
i dont know either i guess

>>146457636
why does this make me laugh so hard
for a second I thought pharah had sculpted a statue of herself

>>146457649
>e-celeb bullshit
>>>/soc/

>>146457664
3 Reinhardts 3 soldier 76's
Box formation until you get on the point

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THICK?!?!

>>146457664
2 zaryas s76 pharah lucio mercy

>>146457664
2 reinharts and 2 pharahs and 2 mercies

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>playing my ass off trying to kill everyone
>team still finds a way to wipe faster

>about to be level 30
>only unboxed 2 legendaries
>everything else is for characters I don't play
>and also dupes of sprays/poses for those characters who I don't play
>know some people lower level than me that have unboxed multiple legendaries
>only ever gotten 2 50 credit drops
so this is the power of blizzard

Best Zarya skin?

How do I deal with aimbot-tier Hanzos?
>inb4 git gud

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>>146457684

>>146457636
Man that's some MoJ level creepy shit.

>tfw MoJ artist hasn't updated in 3 years

I hope he/she/it's dead.

>Play in South American servers
>Always do mediocre

>Play in North American servers
>Always get PotG and the most gold medals with 160 ping

Can't make this shit up.

Also I have noticed there's always a mercy insta-lock with some weeb name in NA servers
>sissy white boys

Have you played ranked on PTR?
What's your rank?
>W/L 8/2
>Rank 55

>>146457708
you are on the esport board retard why don't you go back to /v/?

>>146457758
E to reflect

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I have a question. Probably a stupid one.

Is there a way I can see all of the models for the skins and what the skins look like in certain emotes/highlight intros? A file collection or anything?

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D.VA BUFF WHEN

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>>146457718
>everyone always draws thicc mei
>but no thicc D.va or mercy

>>146457796
I quit playing on the PTR once I realized that you are given a loss when people on your team ragequit and it happened to me 3 time during ranking.

Feels like I don't want to play any more but just can't stop.

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>>146457636
Was this made with any sense of irony, satire, or comedy?

>>146457796
>W/L 33/0
>Rank 1

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>>146457772
can't help it

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>>146457864
When you end this meme

>>146457862
Tracer is my waifu but I hate all her legendary skins. It hides her face.

>>146457886
I'm just waiting until the next interesting game is released
Also,
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE OVER A MONTH RELEASE A CORE PART OF THE GAME

>>146457758
Step 1: Pick Winston
Step 2: Leap on the fuckers
Step 3: MONKEYDICK
Step 4: Hanzo deleted by literal aimbot-tier weapon
Step 5: Bask in his tears

@146457807
>esport board
xD

Not even worth the (You), lad

>>146457928
The memes are colliding.

>>146457664
>Widow is incapable of feeling anything

>tfw reaper changed her into casual clothes and gave her a book to read

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Pharah is objectively perfect

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>>146457864
>buffing overpowered heroes

wew lad what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>146457989
techsupport core

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dad 76 is the best thing the fanbase created

>on a winning streak
>suddenly matched with terrible level 20 genjis on my team that stand behind me and try to snipe with left click
tigole is full of shit

>>146457989
she probably farts a lot since she's indian

>>146457989
>named almost exactly as 'pharaoh'
>eye of anubis makeup
>>her in general
how 'perfect'

>>146457796
Went 8/2. Ranked 54.

>>146458017
>confusing Egyptian for Indian
>Egyptians are basically high-class white people

>>146457718
10/10 would lick smelly armpit sweat after summer run

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>>146458020
I'm a bigger fan of Husband:76.

>>146458020
It's the worst thing ever. Almost as bad as the shipping and doritos child.

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>>146457872
>nobody draws skinny Mei

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Bedouin or nomad?

>>146458020
>tumblr fanbase
fuck off

>>146458065
shut up pharah, go fill ur smelly robosuit with some more rice and curry lmfao

>>146458136
Nomad is the objectively better palette

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>>146458120
why not both

>>146458065
it's a shame real egyptians no longer exist

i don't even know what to call the trash that lives there now

>>146457989
this picture doesn't make any sense, she's amputated

>>146458136
Bendouin for better colors.

>>146458136
seagull uses nomad so if you use it you'll get better at playing genji

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who else go placed horribly because only one placement match wasnt fuckerd

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>>146457872

>little sister got into overwatch during open beta
>plays with me a lot now for fun
>she's really fucking good
>is better than me at more than a few characters too
>can still fuck up the enemy team while she dicks around with her phone on tumblr at the same time
>sister is qt 3.14

How do I fuck a 16 year old I'm related to?

>>146458272
literally how do you play this

>>146458284
inb4 jewface

What is it that makes Widowtards refusing to change even if they get countered completely by a better sniper on the other team, only to do absolutely nothing and gets killed over two dozens of times before they eventually leave the game.

>>146458284
sauce?

I want the option to place a tiny gap in my crosshair.

Also, let me pick the maps I want in quickplay REEEEEE

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>>146458190
Both is good.

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>be on attack anubis
>have this team
>the widow would switch to hanzo sometimes

Other than that, I'm glad it's over.

>>146457796
I've "played" 7 placement matches. 3 of those I was over 450 ping and lost. Will the stats reset when official ranked is out. I'm getting paired with 50 and 55s

Why the fuck does Torbjorn's tips say Level 2 turrets take scrap? Doesn't cost shit to make those.

>>146458360
I wish I could literally remove Numbani from the game

God this map is fucking terrible

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>>146458129

>>146458420
that map is fun as fuck

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>>146458296
You report yourself to the authorities and apologize to your parents for raising a degenerate

>>146458389
I've not seen that one, but I have seen "lvl 1 turrets are great because they don't cost scrap", which confused me because neither do lvl 2 turrets

>>146458447
DELETE THIS

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This is actually cute.

>>146458459
t. stevie wonder

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>>146458296
Ohio, or Rhode Island.

>>146458420

The more I get placed against good players the less I want to play all those chokepoint maps

KOTH maps are my shit now.

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>>146457903
I like being a heal-slut too.

>>146458447
fucking gross

Does Mercy's Damage Boost affect McCree's ult?

I was watching a POTG where a damage boosted McCunt killed everybody instantly but I only saw one red dot out of five people form.

>hit prestige 1
>estimate search time suddenly becomes unknown
wtf

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F

>>146458481
Numbani is fine, it's just the starting choke point

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>>146458447

>>146458480
Why are they sitting in a glass of shit water?

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>>146458296

>group up
>group up
>they don't group up

>>146458462
B-But Chris. My parents are degenerates too! I mean, fuck, my dad lied to my mother about how old (drastically. He said he was a year older than her, he's ten years older.) he was until she found out from his family. So it's okay!

>>146458502
Does Texas work?

>>146458547
That's whisky, Mei is an icecube.

>>146458547

its where they belong

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>the game actually registered this as a highlight

I'm both confused and happy.

I just found my second frogston. I have 2 shitty legendaries and 2 frogstons. fuck

>there will never be a lucio wallride map similar to jump_ maps in tf2

i don't know why i even bought this game. back to defrag

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>>146458535

>>146458420

I wish I could literally remove Bastion and Toblerone, but I can't.

>been on leavers penalty for the last 6 games
How long does this last?

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>>146458504
>>146457903
>"Healsluts! oh I like thick pee pee ;)"
>It's all ugly 20 year old something white virgin sissies who have only seen cock on the internet
Can't even be faggots correctly

>>146458578
>whisky
>not vodka
DROPPED

>>146458646
Until you apologize.

>>146458571
>Does Texas work?
2y to 20y and up to $10,000 fine

>>146458646
Fuck leveling up. I wish I could be lv1 forever and get paired with EZ wins.

>>146458605

Killing Widowmaker is always the highlight of Winston's day desu

>>146458379
It's a test server with copy of your profile.
It'll get wiped.

I got pretty sad i leveled up on ptr, and got Stunt rider skin for 76.

Also hero win % is fucked in competitive. It count every game you play, but you get a win only for winning the entire match not every game.

>>146458619
>wall ride map
>hold space: the game mode
Maybe a Pharah E map if you lower the cooldown and take away her passive and shift

>>146457958

>>146457684
looks dope af tbqh

>>146458749
Did you forget to type something, anon?

>>146458646
Stop leaving games.

>>146458681
W...Well...uh, okay, Texas doesn't work, then.

Moving to Ohio sounds fun. They have..uh...corn? Corn!

>>146458646

Isn't it based on your last 20 games or something?

I forget desu

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>>146458535
>>146458623

>Googling for Battleborn now pulls up a bunch of articles about how much better Overwatch is doing compared to Battleborn

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>>146458129

>>146458646
100 games

i've been there and i've counted

>>146458828
That's not skinny. That's thicc, and take that blacked elsewhere.

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>>146458793
>According to digital research firm Superdata, Overwatch made an estimated $269 million in digital revenue across all platforms in May, despite only releasing a week before the end of the month.
>The firm also revealed that Overwatch's competitor, Battleborn, pulled in an estimated $18 million, despite only being released three weeks previously.

Crikey, luv.

>play Lucio
>win
Am I shitter? Every time I play Lucio I'm drowning in in fucking medals. I don't know why I get so many eliminations on him when I can't on most assault heroes. There's something very satisfying about skating circles around and a Roadhog, dodging hooks and taking him to 0 with a combination of balls to the face and punching.

how the fuck are you even supposed to play Zarya when m1 and m2 are both weak as shit

no idea how that Korean nigga has 80% winrate

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>enemy switches to Winston, McCree to counter our Hanzo, Genji
>It's super effective
>Genji complains he can't ult if McCree is alive
>Tell him to swtich, enemy team has counterpicks
>No.

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>35°C ambient
>computer is somehow cooler

i think the matrix is glitching again

>>146458376
That's actually not bad for Anubis if played right.
They usually have Bastions and Toblerones so a sniper works and double Genji will shit on them. D.va, Tracer and Lucio can skip the fights and force point battles. I hope you won, anon.

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>finally get lucio potg
>it's nothing
What takes priority for potg? I'm pretty sure the pharah/reaper on my team got multi kills on the objective several times during the game

>>146458948
Her M1 and M2 turn into fucking wrecking balls when you've got some charge. Once you learn to shield properly and maintain your energy you'll become unstoppable.

>>146458284
I'm goona need some sauce on that

>>146458947
Who cares? Jet Set Lucio is some of the most fun shit in the game, I don't like playing Mercy since I have to totally put the game in other people's hands.

>>146459043
>>146458339

You really don't want it.

Trust me.

>>146458948
You need to git gud. Zarya is only about shielding yourself and others when you expect damage. It takes a certain amount of awareness that you need to keep trying at.

>>146458998
you got double punch kills, that's legit

>>146458998
I was 100% sure that was going to be you knocking two people off the Illios point that's on the edge of the ocean. That's where majority of my Lucio potgs have come from.

>Torbjorn has the highest winrate in the game
>Is currently wrecking havoc on console
>Makes certain maps unbeatable if you stack 5 Torb + 1 Mercy
>Faggots in this thread will still argue that he doesn't need to be nerfed or changed in some way and spout "git gud"

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>>146458948
>spam m2 around corners
>activate shield when a projectile is about to hit you or an ally
>instant 50% charge
>spam more m2 around corners
>when they get too close, rape them with high dps m1
>keep peaking and spamming around corners so your health can regenerate

ez

she is also op

>>146459132
If stacking Engineer with one or two Medics doesn't work in TF2 then why would stacking Torbjorn and Mercy work in OW?

>>146459132
Have you played Zarya

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>Reaper on King of the Hill

EVERYBODY DIES TODAY

>>146458998
You were in overtime, got a melee kill and saved Reinhardt from death with your E. All those things are weighted higher than multi kills.

>enemy Mercy gets POTG
>oh, so she quad revived or something, that's cool-
>it's her pistolwhipping my team from a ledge and getting a triple kill + almost taking down a roadhog while her team is nowhere to be seen
...I mean, alright. I'm definitely impressed.

>>146459132
Can I ask what the console issue is? I won a copy for console but have just...never bothered playing it.

>there are redditors who can't beat 5-6 of one character

please kill youselves

a team of Torbs, Zaryas, or 76s aren't hard to beat.

>>146458998
Because it was overtime. You ulted, and killed at least one person

>>146459132
>Is currently wrecking havoc on console
Boy I wish.
I have the worst console Torb in the history of Overwatch.
My turrets are bullet sponges.

>>146459230
Aiming is harder on console so it's harder to take out turrets which have perfect aim.

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>>146459132
They just need to nerf Molten Core a bit and it'll be playable
There's nothing worse than making a siege on a few turrets to hear the noise of 3/4 screeeeeing dwarfs as you get assfucked from every direction
And by the time you have the chance to do it again, they've either gotten their ult back or the other Torbs still have theirs

Slow down the ult charge, or nerf the amount of health both Torb and the Turrets get, and this is coming from someone who mostly uses Torb
There should probably be something done about the armor too
I know for one it's a cheap as fuck but effective tactic to save up at least half of your scrap for yourself, so if you're on the run, you can just keep throwing down armor to boost your health and become a nightmare to kill

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>>146457605
Free the cat person! No more censoring in discords!

>>146459132
Playing against Torb, Bastion, Symmetra and Reinhardt is fucking cancer.

>>146459143
>she is also op
nah

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Is there an ANZ discord someone can link me?

>>146459340
>tfw anon has no friends to group up with and plan a strategy

Do you guys think the cowboy with the broken watch needs a nerf?

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>>146459408
Sent ;)

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>finally reach level 100
>box contains nothing but duplicate sprays
>underwhelmed

I know they don't reward you for level milestones, but geez.

3 zaryas 2 lucios and 1 roadhog on attack in route 66

never lost a payload game this fast. those shields.

>>146459427
Is this a new meme? Why would he?

>>146459427
He's literally useless now. At least in professional play

>>146459427
He already got one and he's alright at the moment

Still fucking annoyed that 99% of the time I flashbang tracer the moment I get control back she's already gone and "EVER GET DAT FEELING OF DESHAVUU??????"

>>146459489
It's not a meme (as far as I'm aware of), but one of my friends [\spoiler] said they were intending to nerf him.

>>146459303
the fuck are you talking about

>>146459132
Zarya, Pharah and Widow deletes Torbs. His winrate is so high because pubs never stop running in to his obvious turret.

Am I wrong in saying that the only useful thing about D.va is her ult?

>>146459548
They already did it, dude.

>>146459548
Ctrl s and and fuck off.

>>146459548
They already nerfed him. They decreased his Fan the Hammer damage.

>>146459548
They already nerfed him you mong

>>146459562
You're more wrong than you think. That's probably her most useless asset.

>>146459562
Yes. Her best ability by far is her boost. The problem is that you bring nothing meaningful when you boost there.

>>146459548
I really hope they don't do that. <spoiler>I Really hope they do </spoiler>

>>146459574
Oh, well I just recently got into the game and the flashbang time seemed a bit short already.
>>146459585
Sorry anon, I'm on mobile.

>>146459585
Can't ctrl+s on mobile
>>146459645
No but you can stop a cap and hold it until your team arrives.

>>146459132

Torbs winrate is irrelevant

Because it tracks winrate across the entire game, and remember there are far, far, FAR more shitters than good players

And shitters cant deal with aimbot turrets and will run straight at them over and over

>my team
>all sub 40s

>their team
>all 80, 90s or prestiged

Why can't it be the other way around just once?

>>146459729
>prestiged
Doesn't exist.

>>146457735
Never thought I'd see a John Lackey gif on /vg/

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rate me

>>146459656
You're head would spin if you had played before he was nerf, friendo. His 1v1 was unreal.

Does anyone have the Loonytoones Dog/cat edit with Roadhog and Junkrat? It's the one where Roadhog is pondering with Junkrat in his hand.

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Post characters that are better than people think.

Pic related. He shits out damage at far range. Orb of discord is Borderline OP.

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>>146459729
>it is the other way around
>barely fucking win because despite two people being level 200+ and two being 100+ they're still utter shitters

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Forced 50 is a meme, they said.

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>Tracer pulse bombs my turret
>Try to build another one
>Instantly destroys it
>Shooting at her with my rivet gun
>She runs away
>Tracer:"Hey Torb, when are you going to stop playing bob the builder and help your team"
DAMN YOU TIME BITCH

>>146459562

Her ult is useless

Her best feature is either her boost or second life. Issue is that she doesnt do anything with them

>>146459689

>Stop a cap and hold it until your tteam arrives

Im not sure what game you play anon but 500 hp (most of it armour) really doesnt last that long when you have a giant hitbox nobody can miss

>>146459764
I bet. I mean, I win like 8 or 9 times out of 10 in 1v1 with him already. Just flashbang, fan the hammer, roll, fan the hammer, and you can kill almost every hero if I'm not mistaken.

>>146459729
Either you're really good or they're really shit. You're matched based On MMR not levels. Stop thinking levels matter. They don't matter.

>>146459632
>>146459645
So how exactly do I use her most effectively? She and Winston are my favorite tanks, but I feel like all I'm doing with her is boosting in and holding down the fire button, or boosting in and blowing up for maximum fun

>>146459729
Skill doesn't equal level. Look at your exp needed and look at it at 99. It's the same.

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>>146459764

>>146459829
You need to raise your APM.

>>146459783

Orb of discord is realistically the only good thing about him

Long range dps isnt really as much of a factor then that widow/hanzo/s76 you're trying to kill still kills your squishy ass a helluva faster

>>146458191
Africans.

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>>146459295
>I know for one it's a cheap as fuck but effective tactic to save up at least half of your scrap for yourself, so if you're on the run, you can just keep throwing down armor to boost your health and become a nightmare to kill

I can't believe I never thought of that.

Thanks for the tip.

>>146459070
I'm a glutton for disappointment. Give it to me doc.

>>146459132
>Multiple Torbjorns
>Switch to Pharah
>Fly up into the fucking stratosphere
>All the turrets immediately lock on and shoot me down before I even have a chance to fire

turret range nerf when?

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>Nepal KoH
>Pick Torb because eh why not
>Someone on mic starts raging about our team comp
>"Wow, WOW! No tank and no healer but we have three defensive wooow"
>Respond in chat 'And one whining bitch apparently'
>TRIGGERED
>YOURE TRASH KID
>YOURE FUCKING RETARDED
>YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING MIC
>Point out to him that he's the only person I've seen all day with a mic
>YOU JUST CANT AFFORD ONE YOURE POOR YOU TRASH
>Everyone on team laughing at him in chat
>End up getting 3 golds and POTG with torb
>He quits before potg even finishes playing
Felt great.

Ranked mode can't come soon enough, so I can distance myself from arrogant tryhard fucks.

>>146459862
Magical. I hope your next box brings a yellow/2purples

>>146459842
>fanning the hammer
git gud to be honest familia

>>146459783
Tracer. I feel like I'm totally fucked when there's a good Tracer flanking me on most characters.

>>146458321
change region fuccboi

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>>146459815
assuming the game matches you with and against equally skilled players 100% of the time, tell me what your winrate should be:

a) around 35%
b) around 50%
c) around 65%

it's basic statistics. i am eagerly awaiting your answer

>>146458998
Environmental kills count for more but not so much that they take priority over a quad kill ultimate or something

>>146459965
Normal gunshots aren't fast enough for me to use them when there's a bastion in turret form in front of me.

>>146459987
100%

>>146458646
THE LEAVERS PENALTY STOPPED
IT TOOK 10 GAMES

tfw you nearly shut down a meme team of d.vas with zenyattas, but then you get. blacked. A few of you lads know what I mean.

>>146459974
what

region

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>>146459820
>"Hey Torb, when are you going to stop playing bob the builder and help your team"

>>146459923
It's honestly the cheapest fucking thing in the book
With Molten Core (which you get every 30 fucking seconds) giving you AND your turret an ass tonne of health, plus Torb's ability to insta-generate health (because if he's getting chased, there's a good chance he's in the middle of a battle, therefore will have picked up lots of scrap), he'd be as well being a fucking tank rather than a defensive hero.

>>146459987
Yeah but it doesn't match me with and against equally skilled players. I get stomped a few games in a row, then it's reinstancing and after that I stomp

>>146460061
next time quit during team composition you fucking piece of shit

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>>146459987
Well my friends and I who are all around 30-40 constantly get paired against full teams of 100+. The rage from them is palpable when we completely shit on them and cause a rage quit. All of our winrate%'s are around 50-55% so I guess we'v hit our plateau unless we want to run tourny comps and be tryhard faggots in Quick Play.

>>146459987
It should be around 50% that's right. But most matches are total stomps on each side.
The matches that were totally fair and even are in the huge minority and that is the problem with mm in it's current state. I played around 30 matches yesterday and I can say 2 were fair. 1 Victory one defeat and both times both teams countered and got countered, there were switches and everything

>>146460108
>waah me ooga team booga

you are the only constant

why the fuck did blizzard think that a teamwide wallhack is a good idea? who the fuck came up with it? unless your team is somehow incapable of playing fps games the ult is a button that says "my enemies can't do anything for 15 seconds :)"

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I really wish there was a skin where you didn't see Pharah's face.

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Forced 50 is a meme, they said.

>>146460159
I may be the only constant but that doesn't mean the other variables don't have an impact on the match

>>146460204
wallhacks doesn't let you shoot through rein shield

>>146460257
Like her two roboskins?

>>146459783
He needs to move faster, or some passive that increases speed depending on amount healed and damage enemies with discord orb attached have taken

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>>146459987
I expect teammates don't run straight for the enemy spawn after control on the objective has been established or at least if they do they have a way out.

In a fair system, it would eventually become 50% but if it's due to shitheads playing Call of Duty and scattering like solipsistic retards I may as well keep out of comp without a full stack.

>>146460204
People are going to cheat anyway, might as well make it a mechanic to lessen it.

>>146460261
You sure are good at leaving games!

>>146460204
seriously this, did they look at something like csgo discussion and see everybody complain about wallhackers and then kaplan's like

>we should totally add that in our game!

>>146459850
>She and Winston are my favorite tanks
Don't look at the categories, they mean nothing.
D.va is shit, but so are other players, so you fly around shooting people that you flank, then fly away before you die to pick up a health pack. You just play way harder than everyone else, then hit a wall once you get into the tier where people with 60% less life than you just walk backwards while shooting your critbox, and win if you dare to stick around.

I mostly prey on people's stupidity, and do stuff like stand on overhangs above entrances, and shoot them in the back while they deal with my team in the front. However you can only fail to even scratch a Reaper so many times with your tickle cannons then die to LITERALLY two shots to your critbox, and watch him teleport to some funky position just like you can.

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Guess what my team had.

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>POTG is me killing a guy on the objective and then wandering around for 10 seconds

>>146460129
Wait, are you trying to tell me that you guys think you are good because you can win as premade?

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>>146460261
>Leaves games he's about to lose
WOW I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS TECHNIQUE BEFORE

>>146458142
>tumblr fanbase
Nice try Pharah fag, your ship is objectively the worst.

>>146460337
Too many snipers, too many offense heroes, no tank heroes, no support heroes?

>>146460306
Protip: leaving games counts as a loss unless you leave during the hero picking phase. If you see that the team comp is shit because there are 2 hanzos and 2 genjis, just leave my man.

>>146460261
t. Leaver

>>146460204
I wish it would just pulse instead of being constant for 15 seconds

>146460306
>146460361
>146460381
(You)

>>146460337
We're all soldiers now.

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Is this picture accurate?

Also: lol.

>>146460204
they should just make it update in pulses like a radar instead of a constant wallhack that makes killing peekers a point and click adventure

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>>146460370
Correct.

>>146460337
2 Hanzo a Widowmaker a Mei and 2 Genjis

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>>146460337
2 Hanzos, 2 Widows, 1 Pharah

>>146460281
Well.
A good skin.

>>146460362
>nice try tumblr fag, tumblr is objectively the worst

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>>146460375
yes anon all these winrates must be 100% legit

>>146460427

No, I'm below average.

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>>146460362
Why do you hate happiness and true love anon?

>>146460478
they are, look at the average K/D ratio. they're just really good players, likely playing in a stack. you're just jealous as fuck

>>146459070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUqrxNGvGHs

FUCKING GROSS

WHAT THE FUCK
THE
FUCK

>>146460375
>playing game
>crash
>no loss
?

>>146460470
Like her two roboskins?

>>146460375
It only counts if you see the defeat screen. It should count as a loss.

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>>146460375
>protip from a level 10

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>>146459987
>assuming the game matches you with and against equally skilled players

>>146460539
>1.27:1 KD
>really good player

I never thought I'd love a pink haired dyke this much.

>>146460564
More like Raindancer best skin.

>>146460427

>You
>Above average player

Nearly everyone in the entire game thinks this
Nobody thinks they're average or bad.

Everyone thinks "everyone else is shit, Im special"

>>146460543
Told you.

>>146460593
>what is playing healers

do you even check out their profiles or do you enjoy shitposting that much?

>>146460493
She will never be happy with the daughter of a former comrade.

And there is no love. Pharmercy is as forced as Korrasami was only more cancerous.

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>>146460570
What the fuck is happening to this kid?

>>146460539
>Jealous
Jealousy is the fear someone will take what you have, the correct word is envy.
Also Seagull and many pro players have 60-70% winrate, if these players are so good to be able to stomp 9/10 matches, why aren't they collecting free money?
Also
>muh kda
> less than 25% of time on fire

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>>146458932
>Overwatch's competitor, Battleborn
>comparing a class-based shooter to a loot-based MOBA in first person

>>146460607
That's the joke.

>>146460607
I don't. I play while laying on my bed with a wireless mouse and kb. I'm 32 so my reflexes suck and I can't aim for shit so I play a lot of support and auto aim heroes. I'm decent at those heroes though.

>>146460607
I play with 11-18 fps. I know I'm shit.

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>>146460605
>Not picking Jehuty

>>146460627
Go to bed, soldier.

How do you actually deal with mei sneaking up on you with her freeze gun? Other than not letting her sneak up you.

>>146460684
>Jealousy is the fear someone will take what you have, the correct word is envy.
i bet you still think "gay" means "happy"

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>>146460713
I just want to pretend I'm playing a good Star Fox game, okay?

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>flame someone in chat
>get rewarded with 2 legendaries
Loving it

>>146460427
>Nowhere is safe, not even spawn.

Dude, Pharah is so fucking fun to play. I just shit out rockets at the enemy spawn constantly and will rack up at least 32 kills. Always. Shit's beautiful, especially in Anubis.

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>>146460603

>Hate zarya's contrarian built woman design

>More I play her the more I love her retarded bubbles, 200 fucking shields, OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI

>Mfw maximum charge

Does the game not shuffle teams very much after matches? I've noticed that if you got stomped, the teams will remain more or less identical for the next matches, so you'll usually continue to get stomped unless you leave and re-queue.

>>146459952
you just wanted to post cum bubbles didn't you

>>146458932
Reminder that 10 years from now, game design schools will teach Battleborn as a game ahead of its time that was dramatically underappreciated, and we who fought on the front line will remember how awesome it was and know that people who write the history books don't know everything.

>>146460767
Best 76

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>type "Easiest game of my life." at the end of each win
>absolute guaranteed premium salt every time
This shouldn't be legal.

>use pharah's ult
>MOLTEEEEN COOOOOREEEEE
>taken down by his turret
>literally wasted ult
why is pharah so underpowered?

level 50 and my only legendary is Ra Zenyatta

I want to get Ribbit Lucio or Hayseed Junkrat but I'm afraid of getting it in the next lootbox


what do?

>>146460798
If you lose on attack and defend it will just reque everyone.

>>146460748
Use your tools to kill/stop her if you have them, or die if you don't.

>>146460748
Use a movement/stun/protection skill.
If those aren't available and you can't kill her, you deserve to lose.

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I finally did it!

>>146460832
If only you could kill it in two seconds from a mile away before poping your ult.

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>>146460832
You can't just ult in the open without expecting people to shoot a stationary target. Try to at least do it when people aren't looking at you.

Torbjorns are a mixed for Pharahs, up close. Try to bait his ult out before pulling that, and he'll crumple like no one's business.

>>146459183
Lack of spies and turrets in tf2 are a lot more of a hassle to build

Does Mercy's damage boost work on separate entities, like Torbjorn and Symmetra turrets? Also does it speed up the charge for McCree's ult?

>>146460943
>torbjorn puts his turret up before I press the key and ults when I ult
dude :P

>>146460930
Now hold on to it for dear life.

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>read chat
>expect to lose
>ends up being my fastest win on anubis

>>146460832
>be pharah
>leave a turret standing

for what purpose?

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>play Reaper against a triple tank comp on Ilios
>literally stand still in a corner as the enemy team is walking out of spawn
>Zarya doesn't even notice me as she passes by
>move up behind her and ult 4 people
>their Roadhog starts huffing instead of hooking me
>their Genji uses deflect but then doesn't get closer so that it does enough damage to kill me
>end up getting 5 kills in all solo

I fucking love playing this edgelord against retards so much.

oh, now I get how to play Zarya

she's actually pretty good

>>146460930
Now you will never queue again in fear of losing it

>>146460974
How does someone like that even know the word sepulchre

>>146460968
99% of torbs blow molten core as soon as they notice the turret getting hit. Fortunately pharah kills it before the buff even applies and they always end up wasting it.

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>Decide to go Reaper on Anubis Attack on the off chance I might be able to do some ghost/teleport shenanigans to start back capping and get them off the choke point
>Everyone decides to go reaper except like one guy playing Mercy
>Roll up to the choke point
>Teleport up top to see what's going on
>Bastion directly below me distracted by edgelords
>Drop and kill him
>Meanwhile the edge wave advances
>Shred our way through them all and get a Team Kill, only one guy makes it back in time to contest but dies quickly
>Roll up to the second point and two people clear the area
>Me and some other guy ult on the people coming out of spawn on either side, another team kill
>Three people start going WAKE ME UP in the chat

>>146460974
>erp in map chat
>hockey lucio skin
fucking scum

>>146461064
He was running interference, and disruption on enemy communication channels.

Which hero is the best for when you have to take a dump real bad but refuse to stop playing?

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Zarya pro-tip: people love shooting stationary targets, so just put up your shield in enemy sights and go afk for its duration for ez charge.

>>146460963
Doesn't work on turrets, but I think it works on all ults including junkrat. It only boosts damage, not speed.

>>146461129
Genji. Just fuck up the entire team.

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>>146461042
She's really fun to play as, as well.
It's very satisfying to completely mitigate Tracer bombs and Roadhog pulls by throwing a shield on a teammate.
Also, making Zarya hate Omnics is the best character trait for her.

>Zarya: I've got my eye on you, Omnic.
>Zenyatta: And I shall watch your back in turn.

>>146461129
HA HA, AMP IT UP

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>Joined team voice chat. 2 players in channel

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>Ulting Soldier is damage boosted by Mercy and speed boosted by Lucio

>>146461129
>Which hero is the best for when you have to take a dump real bad

zarya, she's excellent at shitting on people in the right hands

>but refuse to stop playing?

ah. in that case, torbjorn. drop a turret and some armor for your team mates and you're good to go.

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>playing grandpa reinhardt
>pushing the payload with my shield up like a caring grandfather
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>whole team starts running away instead of sitting still behind my back

>>146461257
Is there an MMR where people actually use your shield to shoot people while being unable to be shot in return? I am not there yet.

>>146459862
I thought that was a reference to Lenny petting the rat before I saw the context

>>146461129
Zarya, so when the dump does come out you can think of it saying "BLYAT!"

why is the game trying to update

it already updated yesterday

>>146461308
No.

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Why do so many people want to play Genji?

Like I get it, he's a cyborg ninja, wow. You're also the easiest fucking person in the world to kill if you're not at the absolute least somewhat skilled at playing the TF2 scout.

So is mei actually fat or just wearing thick clothing?

>>146461308
Shitter tier. The higher you get the more everyone just locks attack heroes and try to be rambo.

Assuming everyone plays perfectly, what kind of damage numbers should a Genji put out?

>>146461336
fastest run speed in the game + double jump + wall climb + dash + right click to do 300 dps + press Q to kill 4 people

>>146461349
she's kinda fat if you look at her thighs, but she's not straight up obese.

>>146461336
Sure, there are situations where you die as Genji, but those don't happen too often if you know how to use walls properly.
Also he is pretty unique, there was never a class in the games I played which would be similar to him.

>>146461308
I don't understand. He even says "get behind me" plus all the other audio cues about payloads and points yet people continue to be retarded

>>146459408
not specifically overwatch but we are anz

https://discord.gg/DaCCn

>>146461242
and shielded by zarya

>>146459987
Quick play says you play against equally skilled players.

It doesn't say anything about equally skilled teammates :^)

>Play against a 6 stack of Torbjorn
>lose, don't even take the first point
>Play against a 6 stack of Torbjorn again
>lose
>Play against another
>lose
>Play as a 6 stack of Torbjorn
>win, they don't even take the first point
>play again
>win
Hmmmm, I'm starting to see a pattern here

>>146461349

Thick clothing, but shes got big tits and ass

Nobody would look at her waist and think fat

>>146461370
Probably about 3k/minute.

>>146461391
>but she's not straight up obese
yes she is, look at her thighs

piggu chinky go home to alaska

>>146461420
>I'm starting to see a pattern here
yea, consoles are shit

>>146461420
None of you shitters can coordinate a reinhardt with junkrat/pharah/76?

>>146461464
Read the thread.