/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>>146241789
http://csgohelp.com/autoexec doesn't work anymore m8.

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burg come in

>>146241789
>be good
>watch anime
>get bad

I don't follow CSGO but have a question about the Secret female csgo team: which of them is married/have kids?

>>146242142

fuck you and fuck your privilege you fucking fuck fuck you

>>146242230
Yes

post your reaction times
270ms

>>146242645
how do you even play this game?

whens the next operation

>>146244046
dropping hot friday

>page 10

>>146246329
page 10 rave save

Fuck I can't stop laughing. I literally got put against a team that voted to surrender after the first fucking round.

>>146246329
every game has at least one cheater in it

every pro game has at least two

game is dying slowly

>>146246490
na has pros
CHECKMATE

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Hey fags has any one of you had problems with the game recently? I've just checked my game inside and out and none of my guns are firing in-game, even my knife is failing to...knife. Should I be concerned? Do I perhaps just need to git gud

>>146246474
If they are concerned about elo it's the best decision because they don't lose many rounds.
Besides that why would anyone want to play 4v5?

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Dazed is currently 1-17 in his ESEA match.

dazed looks like a serial killer lol

>>146248430
that ocean feel

>>146248627
dazed is the zodiac killer

>>146249308
>>146248627
brb refining this meme to a nugget

im about to play csgo hehe ;^)

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real nigga hours. who the fuck up? playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

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>>146249728
i'm up and would love for someone to tweet this at the slemmster

>>146248430
What more can he do

>>146250269
that's a horrible idea

>>146251018
you're out of touch

>>146251157
im out of time

>>146251496
when it's watching for lies
you cant escape my eyes

>>146251654
that's not out of touch o.o

>>146251749
THEY GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE ACTION MAN "I'm happy, hope you're happy too."

They need to put RPGs and Grenade Launchers in the game

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wow I didn't know csgo general was so dead when there is no drama shit or anime fags online.

do only kids play this game?

>>146254465
>do only kids play this game
if my matchmaking experience today is to be believed, yes

some of the children use mom's credit card to buy aimware or a fancy karambit

>>146254602
>tfw buying skins with my wife's son's credit card

yo im about to dm. post some songs.

a dreaded sunny day so i'll meet you at the cemetery gates

>>146256002
I posted a strawpoll of gorillaz albums and gorillaz won, but you should only listen ti plastic beach and demon days

>>146242645
average 190 ms
global
am I good?

>>146257460
>am I good?
No you aren't. Come back when you're part of the fnatic roster.

>>146256187
too bad nobody cares about the gorillaz

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM

>>146257990
YOU ARE MAKING PEOPLE NOT WELL LOUIE.

YOU HAVE TO COME OUT NOW

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>>146257990
>IM GONNA CALL 999
mentally ill people need to be helped

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5 AM drunk theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>>146256002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA

>tfw gobabbies dont know what banging on the wall with your knife in 1v1 means

>>146254465
Everyone moved onto overwatch.

>>146259216
>implying it means anything

Jesus fuck, just spent 2 hours on the market looking for a good AK-47 skin under $50
Never have I been so autistic in my life

All of the skins look like shit, especially with stickers
the only gun that goes well with stickers is the Redline
Every other gun like the Frontside Misty or Point Disarray already has a good paint job but then people stick like 4 fucking stickers on it to ruin the shit

What's a good ak-47 skin, which can go with 4x fucking kawaii killer T sticker

>>146260003
>the Frontside Misty or Point Disarray already has a good paint job
>people stick like 4 fucking stickers on it to ruin the shit
kys retard

>>146260135
I bet you're the faggot who sticks some random autograph stickers of some neckbeard faggot on a 30 cent glock

>>146260003
based jet set

>>146260207
Fuck you I like my battle scarred p250 sand dune with 3 JW stickers on it

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rate my gun fuckers

>>146260626
Shit desu

>>146260626
literal aids

>>146258530
I do hope you realize 999 is the emergency service number of the UK

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/999_(emergency_telephone_number)

>>146260626
it doesnt even match. should have put it on a blue laminate.

>>146260626
Sell it and get a case hardened you stupid faggot

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>tfw iBP will never be unbanned and dominate the scene

>>146263190
nice meme
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/IBUYPOWER/Results#Detailed_Results

>Na'Vi already dropped 2 maps in Eleague
>Might not make 1st seed
>Entire seeding process is now completely fucking pointless because the only thing that mattered is not getting 4th and facing the favourite in the 1st round of playoffs

Bravo, Eleague. They should've just done BO3 double elimination from the start. That wouldn't even result in many more maps played total, just a few.

>>146265018
How is that Eleague's fault? They played like shit so they didn't win

>>146265197
Pretty much each group has a massive favourite, take as the most extreme example LG's group. Now the objective of the other 3 teams is to atleast not get 4th place, while at the same time the favourite team in principle doesn't really have to give a shit about the seeding process at all. And if they start dropping maps, the point of the seeding process is lost, as you'll have say the #2 team facing the #1 in the first decider match.

It's just a really poor format, with 12 unimportant maps being played before the real games start.

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>clutching a mm game from 15-6 to 15-15

>>146257990
the fuck is this?

>>146265543
nice toggle fuckboi

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>you will never be brazilian

>2 gamma cases in on day

not complaining desu

Hey plebs Kappa

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>>146269007

hey
im somehow supreme now
but I cant kill anyone with glocks, I just dont understand that weapon
should I even stop running while shooting?
ty

>>146270415
>should I even stop running while shooting?
Yes, also try to tap shoot.

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>>146270415
no, You need to stay as a pack of 2-3 and ADAD slowly so you move a lot. 2-3 guys with glocks is going to overwhelm most CT's if they don't hit a few usp 1taps early and you can close the distance.

If you're not in a pack you kind of have to aim, pretend it's an AK and you're tapfireing.

Also, use fucking burst fire to your advantage. If you're close to someone and you have some cover to abuse, shoot your 3 shots and run around the box/wall whatever, wait for the cooldown on the burst and repeek with a prefire and you have a higher chance of hitting him then he does of hitting you.

Source: I'm a god with pistols

puu.
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youtube.
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>>146271306
nice ty

>>146269772
>>146269902
>tfw ive got that

I got ranked Silver but I drop 30 bombs every game on d2. How long til I reach GE?

>>146274105
few weeks

>>146273521
>tfw i want that sort of

>>146274105
few

>new to esea
>half the time run into really relaxed and funny guys who don't care at all when i misplay
>the other half of the time encounter literally the most emotionally disturbed and irrationally upset people i've ever known as they lose their shit when they spectate me and i misplay even slightly (e.g. get a 3k but whiff on the 4th)
>get accused of being total trash at the game by people i'm outfragging (and not even from lucky anti-eco kills)
i really don't get it???? but thank god for this .block function

>>146274105
stop playing dust 2 then 2 weeks

t. ge

>turn prime on - I rape them every game
>turn prime off - get absolutely destroyed

Looks like it's working so far. Until retards turn prime on.

>>146277239
other way around for me

only boosted underageb& left in nonprime, I'm coming into actual functioning human beings in prime, and I'm noticing the people I'm playing against are significantly more organised than it used to be. although I'm not complaining, the teammate quality has also improved massively.

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Who you got to win?
Map 1 Mouz
Map 2 Echofox
Flipsid3 to lose all

>>146277429
F3 will beat Echofox.

>>146241789
>be successful white male
>watch anime
>catch autism and become neet

>>146277429
Echofox will win cobblestone. Hopefully. I went low on upset.

>>146277429
echo win on cobble
mous win on other map

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>>146269772
>>146269902
>tfw ive got that

Which generals is /csgog/ friends with?

>>146274105
If youve played any other fps you should be dropping 30 on most silvers they are bad

>>146279832
/gsg/

>>146269902
hi

>>146280236
Hi anon. Where you from?

>>146279832
/scv/ :3

because they're both dead 3':

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>adult male
>wears shorts in public

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>>146279832
/srg/ :3c

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me in the red

>>146280236
Wow anon, mean :<

>>146269772
>>146269902
>>146273521
>>146275718
>>146279247
lose weight

>>146281104
But im not fat

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>People who think their hardware really matters

A good soccer player can beat you in slippers, a good hockey player could beat you with a toy stick. As long as you have a computer that can perform above 60fps and a mouse with more than 1200 dpi, hardware doesn't matter until you reach professional levels. Anyone saying otherwise is a silver shitter that thinks flicks are more important that positioning and crosshair placement.

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>>146277429

>>146281690
>1200 dpi

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>>146281763
: )

>>146281856
>1200 dpi
>1200 pixels per inch of mouse moved

If an enemy is more than 1200 pixels from your crosshair, you deserve to die.

guys how do I make a gf

>inb4 lose weight
I am not fat

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>>146281690
This desu. Mfw I could beat 90% of the gaming gear shitters.

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>>146279868
Well it's literal hell. I want to get out.

>>146282339
Get an engineering degree, run test, lift weights

You literally will have to fight women off

>>146282339
stop being a fatso

>>146282467
You don't play always that well since you're still there. Also:
>matches won 21
You can't expect to rank up after every match.

nikos hax are not working

>>146282467
just keep queuing a lot and youll rank up fast if you consistently win and carry
NA or EU?

does NCG still make content?

>>146281690
yes but an equally skilled professional hockey player would destroy the one with a toy stick if he had full gear and a much longer stick, would he not?

>>146282623
I am mostly topfragger or top 3 at least.
I ranked up after 15 games then I lost like 5 games in a row due to bad teammates and got deranked again. Also got tilted and tk'd the bottomfragger.
I just want to play against decent opponents.

>>146282648
EU

another round ruined by the OP AWP

>>146282162
I meant 1200 is kind of high

>>146280364
the us

>>146282871
>due to bad teammates
Stop blaming your team and get good. Bad teams are not stopping you from ranking up if you keep doing your best. Even if your whole team starts griefing you still can kill enemies = you lose less elo after the match.

>>146282871
can add me if you wanna play a bit later
id/animeaboveall

>>146283342
>id/animeaboveall
flush yourself my man

>>146283391
>doesnt like anime
hi leddit

>>146283120
>us
Fuck, why cant people in need for a nice bf on eu :<

>the last major was won by fucking hueshits

I know olof was out of comission but what the fuck is this pro scene coming to. What the fuck has happened to Na'vi and all the other tier 1 teams?

>thread isnt even talking about echofox vs mouz

?????

>>146283541
They are both gay and they suck each others dicks.

>>146283468
>likes anime
is living on welfare as bad as it seems?

>>146283531
Favelas can afford better cheats.

>>146283173
individual score has nothing to do with elo, if you lose the round you lose elo based on your rank and the opponents ranks, you could ace the other team and still die to the bomb going off and you lose just as much elo as the guy who peeked mid at the start of the round early and got his face awped

While I agree that you cant blame your team as much in this game like you can in league or dota, it still doesn't matter how good you do if it's like playing a 1v5

Generally you can just carry your way out of lower ranks, but the problem is the amount that you have to carry goes up exponentially as you get into lower ranks, to the point where someone who is maybe a nova will always be stuck in silver because they have to play like an lem to be able to carry themselves out and it's just not possible

>>146283541
>chrisj holding a site, killing everyone, while niko cleans up the rest of the NA shit

When is Niko getting banned for cheating?

>>146282871
The only way youll get out of silver is carry harder or be a better leader, shitters can be helped or at least you can get them to do enough to win most times. Some teams just cant be helped though.

>>146283942
dont reply to me again leddit

freakazoid is one of our guys right?

>>146283541
Why would we be talking about DMG matches?

>>146284342
our addy

S-sean...
I need it now, p-please...

I fucking hate these cheating niggers.

>>146284460
Im not sure where this meme came from. Freak is the one with the addy prescription

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>freakazoid and master mind of adderall supplies are playing together again
balance has been restored

>>146283342
>>146282871
f-fine not like I wanted to play with you anyway!

>>146284260
As soon as they ban flusha and the 2 dozen other pros that use aimlock

Some of them dont even try to fucking hide it, literally like 50% of the matches I watch I can see two or three times where Rush is watching someone and they're looking at a wall or through smoke and their crosshair is rapidly moving back and forth between two ghosts of the other team that are at the other bombsite or something or they tap the button to check corners before they're about to peek

I know I'm just a chuck norris shitter but I know for a fact you don't move your crosshair like that naturally

>having shahzam on your team

>>146284094
Don't talk about elo if you don't know how it works.

>>146284342
yes, absolutely

s1mple is reddits guy

>Freakazoid drinking adderal juice

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>>146284895
i like simple too...

>>146284895
>s1mple is reddits guy
wrong. hes our guy ever since he left shitquid

>>146284895
liking someone because plebbit hates them makes you literally plebbit since you're basing your opinions off of them. freak is a douche and a pussy

>>146285184
where can i get addy from???

what the fuck wasn't cobble supposed to be T sided?

>>146284856
Show me where valve has confirmed anything about elo calculation other than what I said, then

Go ahead, I'll wait


You stupid nigger fuck

>cobble is super t sided
>add one ramp
>suddenly extremely ct sided

gotards...

>>146285354
im a /overwatchmissile/ now

>>146285271
It is if Ts just bum rush platform instantly every round while throwing flashes over the wall

It's a major design flaw in the map I don't get why no one abuses the fuck out of it, the only way to counter it is for cts to know it's happening and spam nades at that box

at least semmler stopped saying "Rock-uh"

>3 players run through the doors alone, 1 by 1
POTENTIALLY THE BEST TEAM IN NA

>>146285287
I solo'd from silver to supreme so I'm pretty sure I know how elo works.

>echo fox almost tie it
>mous suddenly start playing super good again

gotards...

>mfw sleepy is literally in this thread, shitposting about freakazoid being bad

freak is our guy, retards.

>>146286450
no, neverwas, never will be. fuck off harvey nigger

Shazam is shit

>>146286505
>mentioning harvey

hey harvey! hows CLG.red? hope you're all practicing hard :) maybe you can beat a swedish PUG team soon

>>146286505
Fuck off reddit.

>>146286646
hello harvey nigger.

mouz is our team

Wow shazam is such a dumb faggot

Is shazam genuinely autistic, how fucking bad can you be

drop shahzam when

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Good job Niko and Friends!
Hitler would be proud!

jolly slavsquat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10OfBSB8uMk

>>146288646
edward is the qtest

echofox will choke at the half

Spiidi just loves team damage, doesn't he?

>shazam
>"turns it on"

Cheats confirmed.

>>146289742
I thought nex will kill him when he turned back to spiidi

Is this the only likable NA team

wasnt seangares whiteout named get a tan? why did he remove it

>>146290548
That was s1mples I thought.

there were a few people that had the whiteout and get a tan name tag

Is /csgog/ always this slow?

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>best igl in NA
>can't win a single t round against t3 EU

fk I wish m0e can coach

echo fox was dangerous as fk with him even though he is shit

I am sure that players listen to casters, that's why they know where the enemy team is going.

>>146291672
>t3 EU

>>146291780
Uh huh

ryx is beast

>>146291975
Think about it, all they have to do is lower the in-game volume and slide the earphones out.

echofox will win against f3 tho

>>146292058
the headphones are noise-canceling and also play white noise to muffle external sounds.

>anders follows /pol/ tripfags on twitter
https://twitter.com/OnFireAnders/status/745669662764056576

>>146283104
This desu I play with lower

>>146292514
that's what you think

>it's another Train episode

JUST

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MM or faceit if you want. Just no normies or weirdos pls http://steamcommunity.com/id/stoaga

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>0-16

Gambling cucks getting btfo. Perhaps you sad cunts should get a real job instead of spending all day using your benefits to bet $2 skins. I'm glad some of you twats were duped on diamonds, serves you gullible fucks right.

>>146294813

>no weirdos

Coming from the faggot with animu pictures and dank maymays all over their steam page.

>>146295743
But everyone knew that diamonds was a shit betting site.

>>146295743
?

>>146295906
What dank memes?

>>146295906
Dont bully stogy.. Sorry once more, ill stop being pathetic now

>>146296326
consider suicide

>>146296396
Nah im fine

>>146296127

Sparkles senpai believed in it dough....

>>146294813
>no normies
>no weirdos

so no one?

>>146296326
Its fine I read your post there.

>>146297143
What do you mean?

S U C C

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Mfw literally 12 year old kid told me to suck dick.

>>146297465
>tfw 12 year old told me i need to "unironically kill myself"

Well got ranked up to Silver Elite after a couple of more hard carries on d2.

How long does it take to reach Gold Nova?

name ONE (1) professional player that plays at 1920x1080 that isn't shroud

>>146298160
What is the most common resolution?

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>>146297654
>tfw 12 year old said something unintelligible in russian but it sounded angry

>>146298261
1280x766

THE WAR IS OVER

>>146297856
If you don't have Prime matchmaking:
never

If you have Prime matchmaking:
propably around 20 games

even with prime youll still get griefers and no way of kicking them bc theyre in a group

Guardian looks like a dad lol

>>146298889
420 dude weed XD

>>146297235
>Its fine I read your post there.
Ok im glad.. And idk how you should respond either, i just wanted to get that off my chest and explain you stuff, would be cool if i could explain it in details and all but i guess you get the big picture and its more than enough..

>>146298889
what monitor do you have?

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>he doesn't play at 1600x420

>>146298889
>>146299751
epic retard

cute vid by guardian

FUCKING GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES!

>>146283531
as shown at Dreamhack Malmö and the ESL Cologne qualifier, the only direct counter to Brazilian microhacks is Chinese nanohacks

Dragon lore is ugly as shite.

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I wanna play comp more, but I'm afraid to queue alone, and I don't talk on mic, and I'm silver 4 at the moment

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>>146301642
>i dont talk on mic

>>146301642
That's ok. I'm mg2 solo and I've never used a mic and usually don't even use headphones.

>>146301810
based
2bh f4m

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Why does he always look so happy?

>>146302323
fucking underrated
also cute

>>146301642
>>146301810
same, mge. got all the way to lem prepatch with no mic

>>146302323

happy that csgo scene is dead because he knows that every team is cheating

>>146302323
what does that /A/ mean

>>146302439
>10pm
>afternoon
lay off the pipe

>>146256187
>plastic beach
neck yourself (nys) my man

>146302605

lol reddit confirmed

I made surf_minimumwage

>memeleague

the ends of my mousepad are curling up. how do i flatten it out?

>>146260003
put kawaii stickers on:

red lam
black lam
first class
hydroponic
wasteland rebel

>>146302605
>>>/a/

>>146260626
>redline

it's shit

>>146260003
the jet set is our guy

a first class would do to desu desu

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>>146303120

this desu

>>146303275
>Wasteland Rebel over Red Laminate

fucking garbage

>>146302543
I was also lem prepatch, now I play on a toaster that stutters if more than 1 person come around a corner or there's a smoke on screen.
You don't need a mic in this game at any level of mm tubey honest

>>146303384

wasteland rebel is criminally underrated

>>146303275
>move down:
wasteland
dude weed
redline

>move up:
jet set
jaguar

its like csgo was made to be spectated
fast paced action packed rounds that last less than 2 minutes and time for replays and caster analysis between that

>>146303516
Whos in the lobby?

>>146304631
ur mum xDD

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Rate my AK.

>>146304895
:XDDddxdddxdxdxxxd
Fuck off just tell me whos in there

>>146305302
:DD

>>146305171
>cheating favela monkey sticker
>one of the ugliest skins in the game

>>146305171
Flush(a) yourself / 10

why isnt there a balkz team of
Niko
Oskar
Styko
Guardian
Zero

Ynk coach and igl

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our guy

>newke

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>>146306047
>tastywhey.com
>e-sports protein powder

>>146305664
because slovakia and the czech republic aren't in the balkans

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Let's do dis.

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hahahahahah

is roca our guy?

>ginger
>our guy

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>>146306556

>plays native
>always bhops
>always gets meme oddshots on reddit
>uses a deathadder

>>146306556
kid roca used to post on /csgog/ so he is LITERALLY our guy

>>146306556
sean is our guy

Is Islam our religion?

>>146305450
:DDDDd

>>146305171
>luminosity
kys

echofox will choke when they become t

>>146306556
roca is my second favorite player after olof

>>146306846
.... XD

why is newke so bad compared to nuke?

>>146306973
wow, where did u find the script?

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>n-new nuke is t-sided! you're just a dumb nova!

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>>146307040
Because its literally retarded

>>146306854
he fell for le reddit leak man

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>tfw kid roca isn't our guy anymore because reddit ruined him

>>146307870
Looks like they turned him into libericuck.

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Adolf Gares lmao

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Why are there no hats in CS:GO?

newke is ct sided. echofox will choke

LOL
>newke

DUDE
NEWKE
LMAO

Based roca

>season hasn't replaced nuke yet
cx

>>146310000
i love Season but fuck those rotation times

>>146310000
>season hasn't replaced literally most meme maps in the current pool

Valve have made it perfectly fucking clear that they don't like competitive maps and only want meme shit like d2/cobble/inf/nuke

whats the next map? train?

>>146310000
Nice quads, faggot.

>>146310513
Train, yes.

echofox will win train right guys?

>>146310861
I'm going for f3 on this one. I'm probably wrong tho.

is this the qualifier or group stage for the throw championships

why is there a part of the map called hot dog?

>>146311717
pop dog

graffiti in the 1.6 version of the map

>>146311820
Not grafitti, was the logo on the train right outside of it.

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when you're on a roll and the team start throwing

when you keep getting matched with kids at the bottom of the board that act like they know what they're doing and aren't shy to press the mic key about it

solo silver is a hard life

rip skins

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>echo fox is going to play navi tomorrow

>>146313927
Furfags will get raped.

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>>146314003
i wanted them to get on TV!!!

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>>146310996
Mfw I picked echofox for first map and f3 for the second. Easy skines, easy life.

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Does someone have the EnvyUs version of this?

FUCKING 37 KILLS WAWAWEWA

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Why is he so perfect?

>>146315414
Ugly but more skilled Zero is not perfect

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FUCKKKKK

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https://twitter.com/HLTVorg/status/745741187013816320

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>>146315590
>poosquirts or shitslide are guaranteed for final

where can i watch the full televised friday broadcast if im not a burgerclap?

>>146242142
Hello burgerposter. Its been a while since I last saw you. How have you been?

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>>146315842
>poosquirts

>MGE about to hit DMG again since I didn't play during welfare ranks
>solo and carry
>add the topfragger on the other team to queue with him since he did well
>turns out he's terrible and just had the game of his life
>he abandons and we surrender in less than a half

Does anyone wanna queue with a NAEast scrub?

>>146318094
queue with my dog, he's alright.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/haruhipvp

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Gonna try this again because last time faggots sent me death threats.

Raffling off my Bayonet Doppler, factory new to /csgog/ bros only. All you have to do is leave a comment on my page explaining why you deserve it, and I'll contact you.
A few ground rules:
I can be a very serious threat to you in-game if you harass me or don't adhere to my rules. I am a very well known and respected player and I expect the same treatment.
Girls get Priority. Sorry lads, but we need more girls in the game.
Brits get Priority. Come on bongs.

Raffle proceedings start at 1am GMT, so make sure to leave your comment on my page by then.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/KasuaI/

>>146318268
not me

>>146318268
Please don't post my profile, that's rude as FUG dude

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>>146318674

>>146318674
sent ;)

i would like to personally congratulate worldedit on getting the awp nerfed in the next patch

>>146318674
Alright guys I'm ending this shit.
A person commented rude shit and someone else added me and called me a fukboi.
Its clear you guys don't want this shit.
How do I delete this post? I don't want you assholes commenting on my page or sending me friends requests anymore.

>>146321216
LEAFY IS HERE

how do we remove rrrr from existence?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/487280/

Well gotards, ready to move on? Your game is dead, now.

>>146321554
LEAFY SIGN MY PROFILE!

>>146322078
i literally can strangle you to death with my bare hands

>>146321871
Nice. I just requested a refund for Overwatch. Might pick that up instead.

>>146322078
LEAFYYYY

>>146322260
LEAFY HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT BHOPS

>>146323231
LEAFYYY

>>146323409
Leafy, PLEASE TELL /csgog/ to leave my account alone! I post here all the time and have you as a friend on it. I wanted to do a giveaway but now they are harassing me.


http://steamcommunity.com/id/KasuaI/

>>146323409
SIGN MY PROFILE LEAFY

stop giving rrrrr attention

>>146324132
FUCJNYEAHITS LEAFYYYY

>>146324306
who?

>>146325804
LEAFY
E
A
F
Y

>>146322260
ill fuck you if you let me strangle you

>>146326423
L
E
A
F
Y
I
S
H
E
R
E

i want to hit rrrr with a hammer!

I am rrrrrr's cute bf. Ask me anything =)

>>146327606
is rrrr fat
be honest

>>146327808
like a fucking beached whale my man

>>146327808
yeah haha hes chubby :)

>>146327291
XD LEAFY

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>>146327606
>>146327808
>>146328002
>>146328039
>>146328174
end yourselves