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2016-06-24 11:58:20
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slob edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
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>Wiki
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>PUG Services
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[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet only what you can afford to lose and most importantly: always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://www.vakarm.net/files/aks/Cash_Csgo_Vakarm_Final.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
MM rank distribution: https://csgosquad.com/ranks
Pro player stats: http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
Pro team ranking: http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
HUD modification: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
Custom fonts: http://fonts.spddl.de/
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU
Previous Thread: >>146241789
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smix or pansy?
who's the biggest slut
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burg out on the town
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>>146467123
nip actually won both pistols this matchup , but are looking even shakier in those gun rounds
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BRITAIN NO
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>>146467221
asians are notoriously easy
but pansy is also really ugly so i'm sure she puts out a lot to get some..
but smix is totes uggs aswell..
hmm..
i think smix tbfh
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>ct train
>absolutely trash to play cause valve wrecked the timings to a main and all the angles on the site for cts
I'd really like valve to take a course on map design
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>>146467262
pansy is very fuckable
can't say the same about the asian slut
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pyth is the most moonfaced bastard i've ever seen
literally thomas the tank engine
he should legit get checked if he has some sorta thyroid problem not joking
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>>146467424
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>>146467181
lose weight fatty
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>>146467743
kys fatso
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>NiP almost winning so favelas toggle on
When will our boys get a break?
>>146467262
>No L.K.S
>No potter
>Not even miss harvey
Why you lowering your standards senpai?
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liquid or g2 bos>>146467889
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>bucketofsloths : oooh she speek to playa on microphone to earn rice for famiry
fucking lmao
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smix looks like a frog or smt baka
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>>146467513
she looks fucking ghoulish
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me the 10 second looping guitar riff
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>>146468415
It just always looks like she's wearing far too much make up and it reflects weirdly/looks greasy/ she sweats when she's in front of the lights
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>I think it's going to be cobblestone
>they already have cobblestone and teams loaded up on their screens
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Kaz, I'm already a demon
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>hiko throwing a smoke
no wonder he's the fucking lurker
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Is Hiko trolling?
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>>146469757
It's not even choking at this point, they haven't even reached 14 rounds yet.
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>>146468360
please lose weight
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>Make team
>get smithzz
>lose
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>>146469975
If I lost more weight I'd look like a '40s jew
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I do like the spec lines for grenades, they make things like this a lot more amusing
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>EU CS
>EU
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>>146470004
better than looking like you ate 40 jews
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SHOXIEJESUS
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Surprising no one
http://www.hltv.org/news/18126-sk-and-luminosity-reach-agreement
http://luminosity.gg/articles/news/gaming/40/lg-sk-agree-to-settle-csgo-dispute
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HIKOSsSSSSSssSSsSsSsSs
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>rushing against an eco
why
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>>146470384
Nice. Sk stickers
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racists 0 - 1 not racists
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rip frenchies hahahahahaa
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>>146471065
what a deep and thought-provoking insight
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>>146471065
Rofl
Loving every Lib Laugh
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>>146471065
average twitch teen dudebro
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>jdm in charge of awping
it's choke o'clock
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hey where's the choke
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>>146471387
H O W M U C H
O
W
M
U
C
H
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>>146471387
get rekt yuropoor
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>>146471387
>eu collapsing
>change money to skins
>all in G2
wtf...
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QT ALERT
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>>146471576
This desk is top everything
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post em :3c
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LG or Liquid, gog?kek
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>>146471697
pls no bully
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>>146471820
liquid
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>>146471820
>>146471912
Liquid are going to win, the scriptwriters re trying to get amerikidies hype for the major
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>>146467183
Pansy for sure. Smix has league weebs crawling all over her but pansy works for the cock.
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>>146471609
uhhhh shouldn't akarin main the m4a1-s?
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>people actually thought LG stickers would go up after all that hype
already crashing lmao
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>>146471845
kys fatty
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LURPPIS MENTIONED
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How the hell did G2 lose to Liquid?
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>>146472491
they chose a tactical loss so they wouldnt have to go against lg
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>liquid aka the ourest of guys aka the free world's last hope
>btfo frog
>about to btfo monkeys
cannot wait
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So who is our
>Caster duo of favor?
I myself welcome our new overlords DDK and Black DDK
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someone post a cute dick
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Why don't they just remove all maps from the pro pool except Cobble and Train? It's the only maps they ever play.
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>>146472725
>cheating shitskins let liquid get lots of rounds to make it look fair
>liquid somehow pulls out the final rounds needed to win despite obvious cheating
>liquid become heroes and luminosity are exposed for the scum they are
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>>146472725
shut it fat boy you dont know shit
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>>146472878
Keep dreaming. Cheaters always win in the end.
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Being a Nuke fan is suffering.
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>>146472845
they cant outsnipe fallen they need more angles
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>>146472948
I'm a nuke fan and even I don't want to watch newke
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>>146472965
Overwatch is a fad.
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>>146472948
You need to go die
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>>146472965
i played overwatch since release and
i didnt get bored for one minute...
since release i played only 2 hours csgo
i dont know why
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>>146471065
>go against the mainstream media narrative and dont care that everyone calls you racist, bigot etc
>sheep
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>>146473002
>newke
That's the problem
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>>146472965
uhhhh
>http://blog.counter-strike.net
>10,146,640 UNIQUE PLAYERS LAST MONTH
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>>146473005
fat boy fat boy fat boy
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>>146473147
that has been the exact same number since march, they haven't updated it for months.
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When will they remove the low ammo click? It's really distracting.
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Is there anyone that gets along with s1mple besides hiko?
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>>146473147
Why does it mean so much to you?
Overwatch is new, heavily marketed and incredibly easy to pick up and play. No learning curve whatsoever, no recoil to manage, no memorization of map layouts recquired and such.
Of course it's gonna be played more.
I'm looking forward to the next 6 months. Played about 20 minutes of it and was bored to death, incredibly low skill ceiling and simple mechanics don't really mesh well with longevity.
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>>146472838
mirage inferno cache dust2 overpass season would be a decent balance map pool
would need one more for a 7 map pool, maybe ali/seaside/overgrown/facade/santorini
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NiP will take G2, right?
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>>146471609
Cute avatar, best girl!
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>>146473446
NiP will take my dick LMAO
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why they remove chat?
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Why is the chat in teh ECS stream not visible?
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>>146472965
I'm glad that OW is doing well. The CSGO devs are awful; they implement mechanical changes without consulting the professional community, MM is a shit show flooded with smurfs and cheaters, VAC is dogshit, they never communicate with the community, don't consult professionals about map revamps. Hard to believe DOTA and CSGO are being developed by the same company. I hope OW makes CSGO bleed players and forces valve to give a shit.
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>lg lose a player on anti eco
>fucking restart the round
could it be any more obvious?
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>>146473612
Obvious psych out play,
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>>146473572
>>146473576
so you can't see s1mple being racist to the favelas
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>>146473324
Because that number has been there forever. If you're gonna post shitty bait, at least get the numbers right.
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>>146473775
I think you're replying to the wrong person.
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ECS sound is fucked.
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Someone explain the "LG/Immortals are cheating" meme to me. I've not seen nearly as many sketchy demos of them as I've seen of Flusha.
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>>146473878
They literally just got a round restarted when it didn't go their way
Even without the fragvids all the """""""""technical""""""" pauses should tell you something
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>>146473878
>be shit at cs
>2 days later
>suddenly win big events
They are cheating. It's not a meme.
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>>146473878
http://imgur.com/Y9BlNGa
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>>146473942
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>>146473876
yeah it's like delayed by half a second and is shitting me off
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Someone should rage at s1mple for peeking on that save.
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damm liquid is getting bodied
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>>146474186
They deserve it for picking Train
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There's your jdm rifle stats, James.
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>>146474221
I'm a liquid fangay but this tbqh
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how long until s1mple AWPs for jdm
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elige looks like a monkey
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ECS cameraman sucks cock.
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>>146474384
I wish they would let s1mple AWP. Why does Liquid make such poor decisions.
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>>146474540
he can't show too much of the lg players perspectives
because they're cheating
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>>146473946
LG got good when they got rid of Steel and Boltz. Favela Steel was throwing matches in Keyd/LG harder than iPB Steel.
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>very smart stuff from luminosity they have the reads
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>>146474743
waiting for the day some redpilled angry nerd guns down every cheater at a big lan
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOUR WALLS CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW FALLEN
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>>146474385
he's trying to learn portuguese
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Are fnatic the only hope we have of stopping the banananigger menace?
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>>146467439
upvoted for visibility
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why is there a part of the map called hot dog?
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>>146475169
pop dog
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>that shot on simple
wtf make it a bit less obvious
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nah s1mple said he was throwing
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>you will never be brazilian
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how mad is simple rite now
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Shitskin subhumans at it again with those sick cheats
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>>146475231
the only hacks we brazilians use are hardwork and dedication
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>>146475397
ayo whiteboi what's your problem?
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>>146475403
I didn't know you could work your way to seeing through walls
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>>146475403
>being this delusions
lmao
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MONKEYS HAVE SOME RESPECT GOD DAMN IT
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did someone just shout walling of fallen?
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stop spamming the thread u fucking nigger bastard
no one cares u think the favelas cheat
fuck you
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>>146475659
fuck off, subhuman animal
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>not cheating
>playing by the game's rules
>letting a piece of code tell you what to do
how beta can you get?
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>>146475659
THEY ARE LITERALLY FUCKING WITH US NOW
NEXT IT WILL BE NEGEVS
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>146475805
allah doesn't tolerate cheaters, you will burn, kuffar scum.
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>>146475659
please die
just go jump in front of a train or hang yourself or something
no one cares u like the favela monkeys
fuck you
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is s1mple back on liquid or just standin?
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>>146475923
Standin
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>>146475923
he's sitting down to play i think
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knife me in game
i knife you for real
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>>146475805
>cheating
>letting a piece of code live your life for you
how beta can you get?
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>>146475724
>>146475829
>>146475885
lmao got 'em
stay mad
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richard lewis RTing anthony burch lmao
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>>146476095
prolly just retweeting for the stupid part
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Was this the "tactical" pause where SK toggles now that Liquid is on a comeback?
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they are actually cheating
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>>146476214
toggling implies they turn off
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>>146476095
Richard's a cuck? Damn shame.
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lmao rip liquid, shoulda not lost that round
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>>146476142
nah him and every brit csgo personality is upset over brexit. besides henry g who hasn't really talked about it
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who \_oungin here?
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I hate these fucking monkeys, fucking cheating cunts
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5 scout buy coming
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>>146476673
what cheats are they using?
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>>146476827
I have no idea, but they are cheating, you can see that if you're not retarded
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another game ruined by the overpowered ayy double you pee
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another game ruined by no vee ayy sea
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>>146477387
novase?
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>nobody wants to play faceit with the black guy
feels bad mane
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>>146477448
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>>146477559
it's brexit's fault
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>>146477563
noweajcea?
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>>146477585
Can somebody redpill me on this breakfast meme?
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>the most intelligent and insightful player in the world is a brazilian monkey
kill me
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>>146476089
lose weight
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>>146477889
>uk delcared their Independence against the EU
>every one butt blasted over it
kek
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our manlet
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>>146477889
WERE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING AHHHHH
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>>146477892
>NA CS
>EU CS
>AU CS
huehuehuehuehuehueuheuhe
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>be top fragger
>bottom fragger wants to kick you
Why does this happen to me every single game.
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>>146478408
you probably deserve the kick and its always the bottom fragger because the bottom fragger is usually mad and tilting hard enough to initiate retarded shit like trying to kick you
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>>146478618
Bottom fragger detected.
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What's it called when someone shills on /csgog/ or other social media platforms to influence the betting odds of a match?
There was a term that /csgog/ used to use but doesn't seem to anymore
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>>146479314
swag
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>>146479314
swag
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>>146479314
swag
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>>146479314
shaq
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>>146479314
pucci
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usa
s
a
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>Kjærbye
What a shitter.
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based semphis
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our guy semphis
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>>146480804
he is pretty qt tho
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>be bad
>buy pistols
>win
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>>146479346
>>146479609
>>146479848
>>146479871
>>146479947
>>146480036
thanks senpaitachi
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oh astralis swap a cheater for a cheater
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Is it just me or is there some crackle/distortion in the ECS stream audio?
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>>146481730
cajunb isnt a cheater
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The handicapped retard got banned lmao http://steamcommunity.com/id/thisishandi
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>>146482126
literally who
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>>146482126
holy shit lmao
>>146482337
man who plays without arms
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BASELINE KICKING YET IM GROOVIN
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>adding anyone from /csgog/
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holy fuck watching games without betting is so fucking boring
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>>146482828
Fuck off underage,
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/328070/
here's your chance to start playing an actual skill-based shooter
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>>146482828
shit is fun watching kids lose their skins to underdogs
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holy fuck shitralis is actually losing to these shitters with shitns topfragging lmao
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>>146482126
Jesus fuck, he wasn't lying.
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inb4 ECS silently turned off kjaerbye cheats
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>>146483076
But that shit is dead as fuck
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>>146482126
Why? How?
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hahaha astralis is literally dogshit
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rofl get owned by the americans
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>betting against the team who stomped our boys in a map
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fnatic should stomp c9 right lads
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EU just lost 3-peat + britain
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BASED LURPPIS ON STREAM
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so we'll finally see independent uk servers now?
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>>146483697
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>>146483440
things got out of hand
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>>146483746
kek
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does smix have a bf
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wtf FNS has a manly af voice
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cajun was the problem ayyy
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>>146484057
Me.
AMA
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>>146484280
why do you have such a shit taste in women
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I go by summit, 1 gee
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corsair actually gave reddit1g a sponsor? fuck is this
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Soon.
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pam get some sleep you look tired
*BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
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>>146484451
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KEK SEWAGE2Ks HAIR
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lurpo sounds like Blu
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>>146482763
sauce if its a dick
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magog, I want to buy some sik skines
but I have ones on all my weapons already, and I like them too
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anyone know if flusha is planning on toggling this tournament?
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>>146485341
wow dude cool thanks for sharing
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>>146485313Natsuyasumiit is
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flusha lagged out hard i guess
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>>146485541
>crossdressing
fuck that gay shit
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flusha spazzed
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>>146485742
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this is fucking shit cs from fnatic
they're gonna lose this
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>>146482126
LMAO
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>>146482126
Does he really have no arms? Lol
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>>146485978
>doubting
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>>146482126
Reddit btfo
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>>146485978
theyre throwing
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>>146485978
fucking newfag
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>>146486142
they must be the worst at throwing ever
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>>146485827
i thought it was a shemale dude
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how do you plant for long and not know where to aim as a professional team...
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How did Astralis lose against TSM?
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So SOOPID
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>>146485476
I wasn't talking to you -_-
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>>146486381
anti cheats
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UMP is best SMG.
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>>146486712
I don't think anyone disagrees, it's pretty much a rifle for $1200 with double the kill reward, and less movement inaccuracy.
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when did they start adding coms to these kind of events
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>>146486875
>it's pretty much a rifle
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>C9 not keeping up with the rest of NA
I always want to watch in the vain hope that they'll surprise me and show something special but they're just consistently disappointing.
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>>146486712
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>>146486929
I regularly buy it over the FAMAS if I can't afford an m4, holding a close angle with it pretty much confirms a free kill and a free ak.
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see, this is how n0thing stays uncut on c9, he gets the easy rotations while everyone has to hold angles
he's the biggest stat-padder since lebron james
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>>146487164
since who
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will coldzera go to jail when he is exposed for hacking? LG have won a lot of money because of it but are there actual laws against this kind of thing?
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slemmy has a winning smile desu i wish i had a smile like that rather than looking creepy
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>>146487670
he looks like a school shooter
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>>146487572
people only go to jail for criminal offenses
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>>146487860
i know thats why im asking if there is a law about this? cheating in a contest for money reward? im not a lawer
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after LG changes to SK, are they going to move to EU?
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>>146487572
considering valve can't even ban them or prove that they're cheating, no
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>>146487452
pls
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>>146487997
i've never heard of a court case about professional video game players, so there is no precedent for it
the organization could sue him for violating his contractual agreement to represent LG, he would probably lose if any court would hear it
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great ct setup from cloud9, showing why they got on eleague
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who the fuck left cat open
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gg c9
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fnatic is choking
>>
shroud still bottomfragging.
will they finally get turok?
>>
LMAO BANANA FOR SCALE REDDIT LMAO
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>>146488201
What is it anon?
>>
olofmeister has a lot of acne scars
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>>146486972
I'm sorry for doubting. They don't even need to win at this point. NA on the rise.
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>>146488548
c9 doesn't cut players, they usually just wait for them to leave
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>>146486972
ur mom was disappointing
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>rush B
>win
nice tactics fnatic
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ_KW4S9O5g
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I bet on C9 to get less than 13 rounds.100% mad.
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Never doubt our guys.
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>>146486712
>>146486875
idk mp9 is p good too
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>>146489001
you really are wrong :/
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>>146489534
why?
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>>146488919
2 late
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>>146488889
>m- muh fnatic
lmaoooooooooo
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eternal autistic swede
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>family sharing is broken
kill me
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Handi got a VAC ban? Kek, watch redditor defending him
>but muh muh he had a disability so it's ok
Anyone still have that screen someone calling him a limbless faggot?
>>
>>146490720
why does everyone have to bring this up? it's getting out of hand
>>
are they competing in who has the most acne?
>>
>>146490881
Yeh I'm a slowpoke, just woke up mkay
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>>146490881
nice pun
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>>146491106
they just handed him a ban get over it
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>>146490720
Everybody's saying that there's a false ban wave going around now because of some program named TimerResolution.
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>start an arms race game out of curiosity
>get a handful of kills
>get votekicked
is there a meme that developed among arms race players I'm not aware of?
>>
so fucking sick of watching cbble
>>
>>146491490
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>
>>146491568
nuh uh
>>
>>146491307
no dumb frogposters
>>
who's the literally who on the analyst desk?
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TSM A K A one trick cobble team
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>>146492176
hello reddo
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>>146492176
scoots and ynk
>>
tsm bought hacks
>>
Why is your own shadow not visible to yourself?
>>
>>146492270
The other one you retard
>>
why is no one talking about the abysmal viewership this tournament is getting?
with e-league and the last dreamhack not doing so well either, do people not realise that this game twitch viewership is declining? For third party tournaments at least?
>>
fuck thoorin man he's leftist af
>>
>>146492904
It's because eurocuck teams are getting bodied by NA
>>
more like they will show their true skills at the majors
>>
>>146492904
point and click only lasts for so long
ow has taken over
>>
>>146492904
it's because of the cheating
>>
Any tips on playing cs 1.6? I've been playing for about an hour and it feels different from GO.
What changes should I be aware of?
>>
>wenton was the problem
>>
>Getting your shit kicked in by a 15--year-old blob of acne
>>
>TSM beating Astralis and Fnatic
hahahah what the fuck??
>>
>>146493478
stop completely when shooting
>>
im gonna enjoy this while i can
>>
>>146493757
>DOUBTING
>>
>>146492904
it's because our pros booking their retirement over at Overwatch, and so are the viewers
>>
>Fnatic
That was one awful anti eco round.
>>
>>146493974
CS pros are too dumb to get good at overwatch, they need to be able to watch a corner and react.
>>
>>146489581
Armor penetration.
Mp9 is useless on armored players while ump has good ap for just 1200.
>>
>>146493478
learn how to bhop
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>>146493746
that's the core cs experience, anon
>>
>>146494296
I know that, but why the hell does the camera need to be pointed at Sick all the time I'm getting sick just by looking at him.
>>
>>146493478
make sure you're using correct rates (25000, 100, 100), interp (0.01) and you'll need to disable maccel with -noforce commands (google em)
only optimal resolutions are 640, 800 or 1024. higher reso's weren't implemented correctly and have screwy aspect ratios
cl_dynamiccrosshair, hud_fastswitch 1
learn how to duckwalk with +duck on mwheel
set ur brightness/gamma to max as well
>>
is TSM cheating?
>>
Our our guys about to beat the Swedecucks? Could it happen?
>>
>dennis abusing the glock jump glitch
>>
it's actually happening
>>
>>146494598
>winning pistol rounds
>going 9:6 on cobble t side
"No"
>>
BR>NA>>>>>>>>EU
>>
ofc they're struggling its ramadan I think
>>
lol wtf that smoke on top of drop???
>>
>>146494783
good meme
>>
>>146493478
1. use ak47
2. click heads
3. cream your pants
I miss 1.6. fucking hate the iceskating in csgo (even though they improved on it)
>>
fuck. flusha and olof toggled on.
the dream is over lads
>>
>prime only matchmaking
>still full of hackers
lmao valve is so fucking incompetent
>>
>>146495160
Prime doesn't stop anything lel
new phone numbers are literally free to get here
>>
>>146492904
reminder that the major had so many viewers because of goy drops
>>
>>146495240
where is here?
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/10578082
http://www.strawpoll.me/10578082 http://www.strawpoll.me/10578082
http://www.strawpoll.me/10578082
http://www.strawpoll.me/10578082
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>>146495610
virus btw
>>
>tfw I started the nigger spam
hehe
>>
>>146495874
THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING
>>
why do you guys bit your fucking nails.
>>
>>146495874
baased nigger
>>
>>146496016
hello day zed
>>
>>146496016
crippling heroin withdrawal
>>
>krimz literally just holds down his aimlock key
>>
god he's so piglike
>>
>>146496016
oral anxiety
if I'm not smoking, I'm sipping on tea and/or biting my nails
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>>146496364
>oral anxiety
What?
>>
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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>>146496424
>>
>Liquid
>TSM
What happened?
>>
autimatic always the last person to die
>>
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>when your team is full of literal silvers
>>
>>146496364
>oral anxiety
lol sounds like something a woman would say
seriously what kinda bitch shit is that
oral anxiety.... do you a penis or not? lol
>>
downloading right now. the only shooters shooters i've played were cod2 and cod4. what can i expect?
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>>146496712
including you
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>he really thought TSM could beat our guys
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DIRTY KRIMZ BOOTY
>>
>>146496712
maybe rank up out of silver then. it's not hard.
>>
>>146496779
stand still to shoot except for the tec9
queue up for valve deathmatch and try all the guns out
have fun
>>
Why do pro players accept playing with fucking earphones?
>>
>>146496779
please stream playing competitive
>>
why forcebuy 4 times in a row with such a lead LMFAO!
>>
>>146496964
Because Valve lets them use mice with hacks in them.
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>>146496869
those are the chins hes gonna go with?
>>
Scoots is such a good shill
>>
>>146497372
he's going to put on his best chins for the finals
>>
lurppis is kinda cute since he lost wait and looks girly now
>>
>>146497662
faggot
>>
>>146497746
and????
>>
reminder this is the official general theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D00M2KZH1J0
>>
>>146497662
>>146497846
you need to lose weight
>>
what are some skins with wings on them (besides AUG | Wings)
>>
>>146498591
you need to go kid this site is 18+
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>>146499761
i just want to name a skin ALWAYSWANNAFLY
you wouldnt get it... baka
>>
>>146498149
incorrect
this is the general theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWtx3Z7Q0pg
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>>146500241
vocaloid is shit, elfen lied is shit
its this actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxziFMyRwDg
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>>146500415
yeah I'm good with this mate
>>
>anime themes
neck yourselves, all of you
>>
>>146500415
>gorillaz
will you stop with this meme band!?
>>
>>146499953
seek sunlight
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>>146500649
This.
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>tfw on a 6 game losing streak at DMG
>tfw top fragging every game
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>>146500649
>he doesnt like our theme
it's time for you to go...
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>>146501215
"""our"""" theme is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Huxc3jqZQ
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>>146498591
mag-7 and xm1014 heaven guard
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>>146501291
>pitch shifted and compressed to hell
Kill yourself.
>>
>>146501215
>our
you mean same 4-5 autists who keep shitting up every thread with irrelevant anime garbage?
>>
>>146501583
>anime
>irrelevant
uh????
>>
>>146501583
you have to go backto reddit
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>>146496754
it's the name of the affliction, the constant need to be chewing or sipping on something which evidences some kind of mild psychological disorder. Nothing too serious and fairly common.
>>
>>146501583
sharp like the edge of a samurai blade, cut through flesh and bone, the world out of order
>>
>>146501291
not even close scrub
OUR theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT21Tu6pHC0
>>
you're all wrong THIS is our anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mghhLqu31cQ
>>
its this actually https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E5m_XtCX3c
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>>146501683
>tripfag telling anyone to suicide
oh the irony
>>
>>146502091
this
>>146501981
kys for even posting this ironically
>>
>>146502354
holy shit this guy is mad as hell
>>
>>146502354
dys fatso
>>
All hail King Neptune and his water breathers.
>>
>>146503347
genuine question, do you have aspergers syndrome?
another genuine question, this is an anonymous website. what are you contributing to this thread that is so important that your identity is crucial?
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>>146503494
Tripfags are always the same across all boards, they just want attention
The best thing you can do is filter them, but this general is too fucking retarded to do that.
Also friendly reminder that rrrr is underage
>>
>>146496802
>>146496945
Holy fucking autism I was obviously making a reference to Niko almost breaking down during last night's E-League game. Look at the picture.
>>
>>146503494
>>146504172
please have sex
>>
i love summer magog
>>
>MGE
>150 comp wins
>600 hrs
Am I not able to do overwatch because my steam account is 9 months old?
>>
>>146504847
you won't get it exactly at 150
keep playing until it shows up
>>
Did overwatch kill mygog? I didnt think yall had good enough computers to run that game @ >60fps
>>
did prime mm destroy regular mm? first game in a few weeks and i faced 2 cheaters
>>
literally dead general
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>>146505983
Many anons kill themselves after losing their skins. It's a big problem.
>>
>>146505257
Pretty much.
The real victims are people who are genuinely new to the game, they're going to be a ridiculous amount of cheaters and smurfs until they hit level 21
Also, the smurfs who are currently in the system are going to stay there. It's not hard getting a phone number.
>>
S T I C K E R S
T
I
C
K
E
R
S
>>
youll find yourself
youll find yourself alone
>>
http://www.counter-strike.net/pickem/cologne2016
>>
there is not a single more annoying thing than an Eastern european in mm saying 'oh my god' every five seconds
>>
>>146508404
>>146508878
they look alright
definitely better than the cologne 2015
>>
>>146508961
better than cluj or mlg team stickers 4 sure
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>>146509130
what the fuck are you talking about, mlg stickers were really nice
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>>146509202
Looked dumb desu.
>>
add for fun eu times id/2leet5you/ lem smurfin and tryin to carry a silver frien we always need like 2 guys usually we are 3
current smurf rank is dmg
>>
>posting on 4chan
autism
>>
cx
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who /onlycasual/ here? comfy as fuck
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>>146511489
me!
i played 1 comp game and top fragged 27-19 and we won, never played it again
i would play if i had a group of friends bcuz i dont want to solo queue
>>
nova sounds dumb now
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>>146513217
autoshotty as well, sounds absolutely awful
>>
>>146513217
now you know how we feel about you #wrekt ez
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>>146511489
Pee in ur mouth
>>
Phantoml0rd about to off himself live.
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how fucking high was he when he sent this in
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it's like they took the Doritos stickers from Cologne last year, dropped a few on the floor and stepped on them
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>>146516105
jesus these look horrible
>>
Reminder that there are redditors here who actually and unironically fell for the 'yee lmao' meme
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>>146471065
Huh really makes you think...
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rate my hotbump to save this thread
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>tilted
>derank
>start doing shit
>can't get out of the slumo
>literally months of becoming worse and worse, barely hanging on to the shitter level that LE has become
>take a pause of over 6 weeks
>come back
>start doing fine
>tilted again after 3 days of playing
SOMEHOW JUST KILL ME
>>
>>146520036viewmodel pls?
>>
do people still watch eleague on tv or is it dead already?
>>
>>146520752why?
>>
>>146520903
the viewership has ranged from bad to mediocre.
reddit will tell you that everything is perfectly fine, but the way things are going looks like the two seasons may be the only season sof e-league we see.
>>
>>146521523because it's similar to 1.6
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New to this meme game, should I know about anything hazardous to my mental health before playing?
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>>146521531
>the way things are going looks like the two seasons may be the only season sof e-league we see.
good. nobody cares about fucking cable anymore.
>>
>>146521586
x 2.5
y 2
z -2
i didnt think anyone cared about viewmodels of all things
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xD
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>> 146522835
I win
>>
WE DEM BOYZ
>>
>>146522795
>>146522835
heyo reddit
>>
>>146523098
sup 4Chan
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>>146522795
>>146522835
>>
any east coast LE guys wanna MM?
>>
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wouldn't mind the butchered Twitch stream if it wasn't for that fucking watermark
>>
sorry
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>>146524601
you better be
>>
>>146524698
I swear I am
>>
>>146524601
you're a stupid piece of shit rrrr
>>
>>146524931
y-yes, I am
>>
>>146524738
prove it
>>
>tfw no flamie gfg
>>
>>146524996
how?
>>
>>146525083
*unzips trousers*
>>
>>146525165
w-woah
>>
>>146525195
*pulls out gun*
*shoots you in head*
>>
>>146525272
*dies*
>>
>>146525320
*eats remains*
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>>146525406
what the fuck
>>
>>146525165
>>146525083
>>146525406
>>146525320
>>146525272
>>146525195
/asp/ here, Im watching Eleague on TV. I just came to see how this general works.
You are more pathetic than /wwe/ general, and thats saying a lot. KYS
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>adult male
>wears shorts in public
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>>146525907
Can I have the original pic, please?
>>
>>146525907
>calling our boy richard a shortsfag
watch your mouth
>>
>>146525907
what did sadokist wish for on his birthday?
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>>146526028
>>
>>146526170
Thank you anon.
>>
what THE HELL is wrong with this crowd? Is cheering a thing now?
>>
>tfw somehow get a 3 man spray with a MP9
>>
>under 20k twitch viewers
ded game
>>
>>146529218
I think the people are watching on TBS or something, because the streams during the week all had the standard 60k viewers.
>>
>>146529832
It's also the first weekend of summer
>>
Who here surfs? Anyone? Not sure if this thread also facilitates the discussion of alternate game modes within GO.
If so, and if you do - what kind of surf maps would you like to see more of?
t. Semi well known surf map author
>>
is there a stream where i can watch the analysis desk etc online?
>>
>>146530061
nobody cares about your autistic movement map kid
>>
>>146530061
There's already a lot of maps man. Tier 4+ linear is pretty much all I do though.
>>
>>146530061
make an easy, long surf map with nice scenery for shitty surfers to just fly around
>>
>>146530061
I only do surf_leet senpai
>>
i am a literal retard for betting on flipside for mirage
>>
>>
>>146530178
A lot of people care, pls no bully.
>>146530913
Of course there's a lot of maps, but not very many new ones, especially compared to pre 2012. So many more maps were made in those times. Tier 4 though huh? That's about the extent of how well I can surf. I've only mapped tier 3 or less.
>>146530940
I've already done that a couple times, and doing it again like the dummy I am.
>>146531151
Dear god what an awful map.
>>
>>146534253
Remember to have dark tunnels opening out into large landscapes, feels good
>>
who too fucking sweaty to play cs here
>>
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who room cooled /ice fairy/ herenot me ;_;
getting rid of alltalk in casual was a retarded idea, there's no good community casual servers in NA either.
>>
>>146534378
Yep, done a lot of that too. :v
Chances are anybody that has played surf for even an hour has played one or a few of my maps.
>>
>>146535796
>remove alltalk in competitive warmup
>remove alltalk in casual
>can't play d2 continuously
Might as well play 1.6 or source tooby honest, these niggers are adamant on destroying their game
>>
>>146536398
Source has the worst fucking selection of servers I've ever seen for a video game.
>24/7 OFFICE DUST2 NO AWP/AUTO $16K 64 MAX PLAYERS
Every single one of them.
>>
>>146536516
the last time i went on one of those servers. majority of the "players" were bots. is this always the case?
>>
how does source differ from GO, gonna play it (source) for the first time
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Am I making good progress? I bought csgo April 6 this year
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>>146538038
bhop feels great
>>
>>146538038
bunny hop is easier
deagle is a lot better
awp is like the awp in go before they nerfed it
>>
>>146538038
it's even worse than csgo
>>
hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog
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>>146540463
shut up nerd
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>>146540463
you need to lose weight
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How do my Cologne picks look?
t. someone that got gold trophy for Columbus
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>>146541120
>spending more money after getting 1 gold trophy
for what purpose
t. someone who also got gold in columbus
>>
>>146541261
Because tournament brackets are always fun to fill out and if you get them right you get bragging rights
>>
I'm on a 12 losing streak without derank. Based valve
>>
>>146541120
Liquid looks pretty strong with \_ and Simple. SK is stronger than G2 though. Do you even realize who SK are?
>>
>>146540583
>>146540995
i just thought it was funny...
dont bully me like freakazoid :C
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How do so many people have this Achievement? Seems impossible to get unless you play with passive bots
>>
>>146542402
>being so shit you cant get that with easy bots
wow....
>>
>>146542402
You'd be surprised at how godawful the people who play Arms Race are.
Seriously, go into an Arms Race game right now. It's like facing people who don't know how to hold a mouse.
>>
soo...what did you guys eat while watching eleague on tbs?
>>
>>146544942
you need to leave the house sometime
>>
>>146545262
yea...
>>
>>146543158
Not on Aussie servers. Everyone loves arms race here for some reason. Often see people my rank and above (DMG atm)
>>
WHY DID THEY REMOVE SPRAYS FROM CSGO????????
>>
>>146547173
Don't worry, they will be back. You will have to pay for them though
>>
>>146547173
Why did they remove custom skins from csgo??
Why did they remove custom sounds/models from csgo??
Why did they remove alltalk from everything??
Why did they remove custom HUDs??
Why did they split the M4 into two different guns?? Why doesn't the AK have two different guns??
Why is the Deagle inaccuracy so ridiculously useless?
Why does the Scout only have a 57% chance of hs down d2 mid with perfect aim??
Why did they remove blood pools from release??
Because Valve and fuck you, that's why.
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ama
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>>146549552
how much
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>>146549552
~$150 of the 200 I won from G2 beating Fnatic at the ESL finals
>>
>>146549552
Why would you bet on LG and FNATIC to lose?
>>
>>146549826
Both of those teams got pretty close to losing, I exclusively bet on underdogs but sometimes my judgement is really shit.
>>
>>146541120
SK over G2 and \_iquid over EnVy and you're good to go
>>
>>146550670
>Chokequid
>ever
Never putting any faith in them after the massive fuck up at Columbus
>>
>>146550810
EnVy has been shit tier this whole year, and liquid has mainly been choking against tier 1 teams.
>>
>>146549552
>betting against lg
lmao @ how dumb u are
>>
>>146551454
i'm not a weirdo
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>>146551575
Yes you are, creep
>>
>>146551454
you removed me for no reason >_<
>>
>>146551454
why did you remove me?
>>
Reminder that the best skin for the Tec-9 is Red Quartz and if you disagree you are a a shitter and probably nova 1
>>
>>146551649
i'm not a creep
>>
OUR
LITERAL
GUY
ON
THE
PANEL
BASED
>>
Reminder that the Best Music pack is Hotline Miami and if you disagree you are a shitter and probably SEM
>>
>>146552476
the best skin for the Tec-9 is CZ-75 Auto
>>
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>>146552476
>>
>cache and dust2
ez for NiP
>>
NIP IS SO FUCKING SHIT
>>
>>146553193
>>146552724
same poster lel
>>
lmao nipples
>>
FUCK YOU NIP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT FUCK
>>
shox aimlocking everytime he put a molly out
>>
WHY IS THIS THREAD SO DEAD???????????
FUCK OVERWATCH
>>
>>146553793
gys fatboy
>>
when u fart it smell
>>
like sperm
>>
g2 is gonna stomp nip on dust2 right
>>
>>146554074
>>146554120
pottery
>>
>>146554134
eh.... maybe
I think NiP overrate their cache hard
>>
Another game ruined by OP awp........
>>
holy fucking shit shox is a god
where do i get his hacks?
>>
post micspams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=havhaDYh0Sc
>>
>>146483234
I wonder if this retard knows what his username means.
>>
xizt caked that round so fucking hard
>>
bodyyy reminds me of Buddy hollywood
>>
it should xizt
>>
good morning magog
>>
>>146555151
good morning
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dontpostmyidplz
add me for some games
>>
Do you guys think I'll be able to complete a competitive match before I have to help my family in an hour?
>>
Holy shit pyth you god
>>
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pyth!?!?!?
>>
>>146555392
sure why not
>>
>>146555151
go outside fatty
>>
what's Smithzz endgame in G2?
what is his fucking problems?
>>
>>146555151
link for chink match???
>>
>>146555482
douyutv.com/imbacsgo
>>
that was so fucking crazy what the fuck
first i thought that getting 2 kills on eco that's nice
getting the bomb drop that's nice maybe play off it
but no
this nigga just kills them all
>>
>>146555502
so you bet your whole inventory on tyloo to get a few shitty skins?
>>
>>146555572
no gambling is bad
>>
tell me about pyth
why does he wear the fat
>>
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>when a teammate steals your ace
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>>146555672
he's a p o w e r l i f t e r
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>>146555432
>>146555439
>>146555504
You don't normally get eco aces by a guy on the team that's ecoing
>>
>>146555730
Then how come he can't carry nip?
>>
>>146555392
>>146555446
>have to verify game cache
Well looks like I'm not getting a quickie before heading out. Guess I'll just waste time on some hash browns at McDonald's.
>>
>>146555807
because YOU'RE gonna carry that weight
>>
>>146555807
he's not as good at lifting as flusha
>>
>>146555730
so's hiko lol
>>
>>146555268
>anime
>liar
>blocked
>deleted the memeposts
wow thats some autism right there.
>>
why wait at catwalk NIP hahaha
>>
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>>146555679
>when he posts anime
>>
>>146555679
>caring about aces
based 15 year old
>>
>>146555679
I go out of my way to steal aces in order to trigger kids like you
>>
>tfw my gf is on a romantic sicily road trip with another man
s-so how about t-this nip game haha
>>
>>146555679
>teamate starts saying "ace? ace? ace? ace?"
>awp him in the back of the head
>>
toggle harder snowniggers
>>
jam unblock me already. It's only been less then a minute but do it already.
>>
>>146541120
>pay for a chance of getting a gold trophy
>win bare skines on lounge doing exactly the same thing
why, ever, choose the former??
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
ARE YOU DOING SHITTERS2
>>
>>146556621
crashing this game
>>
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ama
>>
>>146556674
whats the score for astralis - c9 chief
>>
>its a nip go cat to a round
fucks sake
>>
>continually flash site from short
>wait 5 minutes
>then slowly walk out into the awp scope 1 by 1
how fucking hard is it to save like one of the flashes for when they're actually crossing the awp's location?
>>
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>>146556786
>cat
>>
The fuck kind of name is DXracer? Like why name yourself after a fucking chair?
>>
>g2 let nip win some rounds
>decide to start fucking dumpstering nip again
its just banter lol
>>
>>146556854
>fuck I need a name
>look around room
>fuck it
>>
>>146556674
How does it feel knowing that csgl is skimming money off idiots like you and make 20 million a year?
>>
>>146556769
I imagine an astralis win but it'll come close, probably 2:1 in their favour, won't be betting on the match myself.
>>
>>146556976
what about Switzerland / poland?
>>
>>146557012
have u ever known poland to win at anything my man
>>
>>146556967
it's not my main source of income and it's just a fun thing to do, makes tournaments more exciting. I'm still making money off it so it's of no issue to me, so what if they make money off it, banks are doing the same with the money I've got in bank accounts, is it really the end of the world? the situations definitely still beneficial for me.
>>
>>146557141
lol
>>
>>146557141
This is start of gambling addiction lmao
>>
lurpiss is so damn good on analysis desks
way better than having casters on them
>>
>>146557197
I'd let him piss in my mouth! :)
>>
>>146557197
OUR
LITERAL
GUY
LURPISS
>>
What m4a4 skin does magog use?
>inb4 redditors reply m4a1s
>>
why am i not hating lurppis as much as i usually do?
>>
>>146557305
jungle tiger my man
>>
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>>146557305
>>
>>146557305
howl because im not a sub ge shitter like you
>>
>>146557402
Someone had a howl in a game I played on my silver smurf the other day
Also a dlore and fire serpent
>>
>>146557402
>you're not good at this game if you don't use this skin!!!
>>
>>146557305
battlestar but i want the new one
>>
>>146504847
I thought it was 250 wins.
>>
>NiP
>>
>leave csgog for 20 mins
>3 posts
lol worst gen
>>
>>146558927
>tfw killed by overwatch
>>
>>146559109
game deserved it
>out for 4 years, still shit
lol
>>
uh
>>
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>>146559109
overwatch is a fad tho. i enjoy it a lot but at the end of the day CS mechanics are much more fun to fuck around with and most people will return sooner or later.
>>
>>146560117
walls + trigger shitter
>>
>c9 vs astralis
>general is ded
o_o;
care2explain?
>>
>>146560370
both teams fuck themselves up so often it's hard to care?
>>
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>>146560312
>>
dear god that viewmodel is cancer
>>
>Most of the people here don't even play the game
I don't understand why you would be in this general if you didn't even play the game
>>
>astralis
>>
How the fuck are all EU CEVO servers less than 9 EFF? How are people this bad and retarded?
>>
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>supposed tier 1 eu team
>getting rekt by clown9
>>
olofmeister is literally EU's only hope
>>
BODIEDDD
>>
>>146560285
OW is more fun to play, more casual, and only takes 10 minutes each game. You're a fool if you think it's not going to make a long term dent into CS numbers.
Adults don't have just have tons of free time, they have to choose what game to play.
>>
>cajunb was the problem
>>
>>146560430
Might as well turn off your crosshair and just aim down the sights.
>>
>Danecuck CS
>>
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>assanalus
>5th best team in the world
lmaoaoaoaooaoaoaoaoaoaoao
>>
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>Astralis
>>
>literally choking in the first round of their first match
>the cuckshed of asstralis
>>
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Sitting up straight, goggy?
>>
>>146561437
I believe it, C9 is currently #4.
>>
>C9 playing well in groups
>Astralis choking before the semifinals
Is it opposite day?
>>
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>>146561538
uhhhhhhh
>>
>>146561279
>Adults don't have just have tons of free time, they have to choose what game to play.
Yeah and after they put in 100+ hours into OW they will realize how repetitive and bland it really is and how there's not much they can do to win the games as an individual if your team setup is full retard(which is majority of the time).
It's going to take casuals a few months to get to that point but they will eventually.
>>
>>146561597
EU playing vs strong anticheat
>>
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so this is... the power of NA......
>>
C9 will choke this, right?
>>
>>146561623
Blizzard actually has good content scheduled to be added to the game and Kaplan actually responds to the community.
>>
>>146561641
There was a guy doing "research" on a sample size of a few thousand players and found that FaceIT matches have around the same percentage of cheaters as regular MM.
>>
>NiP didn't make it out of groups
uh explain gotards??????
>>
danecucks
>>
>>146561986
still though they're playing with a major handicap.
jsut imagine if you tried to talk over comms without using any consonants
>>
>>146561851
I am a Kaplan fanboy and Overwatch is a good game that i played 24/7 for a few weeks but it got old eventually and there's still plenty of room to fuck up for Blizzard with future "content". Just look at how HoN started out and how badly they fucked up what would be the #1 MOBA today if they just stayed the course instead of releasing garbage heroes every 2 weeks and shit.
Based on Blizzard's track record with esports, balance and just in general over the last 5-8 years i am quite skeptical.
>>
>>146562321
We'll see, I'm definitely skeptical too since Blizzard fucked up SC2 and Hots isn't much better.
>>
>>146561851
kaplan writes long reams of fluff and bullshit. my favorite was the one where he claimed that 20% of the clients couldn't handle a receive tickrate of 60 and would have to stop playing
>>
>>146562506
Link?
>>
Did handis vac ban get removed?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thisishandi
>>
>>146562594
Yes, it was due to the timer bug.
>>
>>146562576
>Right now, for example, what we've seen is that it wouldn't work for about 20 per cent of our users. That's a problem we can solve if we get more testing on it, but we couldn't just put it live. As you know, we announced that number of seven million players last week. The last thing we want to do is take 20 per cent of those people and tell them you can't play Overwatch anymore because people were angry on the forums and we flipped the switch and added this thing.
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-06-07-overwatch-blizzard-answers-the-big-questions
i'm sure it's true in a completely trivial way, along the lines of "we chose to only make the servers send at 20 because that saved us a few bucks, and therefore 60 is untested and broken"
>>
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>>146552217
I'm not sure
>>146551887
Were you a smurf account?
>>
>stewie aimlock
ROFL
>>
/csgog/ please help me i want to kill myself and im being mind controlled
>>
>>146562764
yeah
>>
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>>146562783
>taking off your hat
i warned you son
>>
>>146562783
does that mean you dont want to kys?
>>
>>146562783
is it the gnfos?
>>
>>146562783
if you suck lots of cocks and drink nice juicy cum you can't be controlled
>>
yes i dont want to but theyre making me
>>146562859
im sorry i shouldve listened to dani
>>
I like watching CS:GO, but I really dont understand what is going on.
>>
>>146562762
At that scale it's most likely difference in millions of dollars not a few bucks. But yeah the tickrate is a really good example of why the game might fail as a competitive one. The hitboxes are not great either and Blizzard doesn't seem to give too much of a fuck about things like that. They design their games around the "fun experience anyone can have". Tight, solid and consistent mechanics necessary for esports is not something they either understand or think is important enough.
>>
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>shroud
>>
>>146560285
starcraft players said the exact same thing about mobas bb
>>
>>146563081
they click mens. sometimes they use a tool that clicks men for them
>>
holy shit is 9 actually beating astralis
am I ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN MY BET AHAUSHAUHAUHAHSAUDH
>>
>>146563158
You'd be surprised how unimportant stuff like tickrate is. There's no reason to spend money on sub 1% of the population for a game.
>>
>>146563054
you should talk to me and not kill yourself!
>>
>>146563158
>>146563268
eh, i think it does influence people's experience quite a bit, the low-knowledge players just can't formulate just what it is that they're unhappy about. they just feel vaguely cheated (and end up less likely to start the game up next time)
that's long-term retention though and not short-term pull-in, which ow did brilliantly
>>
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Why is Asstralis so bad?
>>
>>146563196
>4:3 in the first map of a best of 3
>winning
you might want to slow down a bit mate.
>>
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>euros still use the m4a1s
>>
>>146563160
mobas isnt new tho. dota had a huge following before dota2
>>
>>146563479
>he didnt switch back to the a1s
hi nova
>>
>>146563418
Yet people still play csgo with all the shitty hitreg problems it's had for years and its numerous other problems.
Just face it that people will whine but not care enough to quit.
>>
>>146563469
They won first map, retard.
>>
>>146563556
yes, except for the people who don't play, people do play.
>>
>>146563530
Why would there be a reason to switch back? M4A4 is better in literally every single way as long as you can learn a 10 bullet recoil spread.
>>
>>146563641
spread is larger and more random which matters on medium to long distances
>>
>>146563707
yeah and you're gay kill yourself
>>
>>146563707
and A1 has larger spread than AUG -_-
>>
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>>146563479
>he doesnt know NiP and NaVi still use the A4
>>
>>146563779
fucken dump yourself human garbage
>>
>>146563726
rude af
>>146563753
aug is different in other ways tho
>>
>>146563820
so is the m4a1. There's no reason to use it over the a4 unless you're a shitter.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv1J7Ar0cig
>>
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
gotards?????
>>
G2 OR LIQUID LADS
>>
>>146563936
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
uhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>
>>146563894
I literally just told you the reason
>>
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>>146563946
>believing the liquid meme
>>
>>146564000
yes, and being shit because you can't learn the a4 spread isn't a good enough reason to give up all the other benefits of the a4.
>>
>>146564123
fucking kill yourself
this is not a meme or a joke, end your life
end it
>>
>>146564123
kill yourself arma
>>
banime
>>
>>146564224
human garbage
take a shotgun and fucken blast off your own kneecaps
>>
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>>146564014
crush yourself for having this on your computer
>>
>>146564257
Why? What did i ever do to you?
>>
>>146564032
you cant learn random spread you retard
>>
>>146556976
good thing you didn't then f@m
>>
>>146564316
you are literal trash
you belong in a dumpster covered in a slurry of garbage fluid and waste seeping into festering holes drilled in your flesh
>>
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>see this
>"don't ever talk to me or my wife's son again"
>friend removed
>>
>>146564406
rude
>>
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>he unironically puts his money on chokemasters
>>
j-jam
>>
>>146564397
Top rude, ill let you chill alone, bye
>>
>he bet on astrashit
>>
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Is Jordan high on marijuana?
>>
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>>146564539
filth
I will grab your head by the hair and grind your face in the dirt
I will spit in your mouth and eyes
I will punch your spine and hit your ankles with metal cooking gear
>>
>>146564563
The other guy is the one arguing that spray spread is the most important part of a gun.
>>
Astralis literally losing 2-0 to clown9 is proof that competitive CSGO is a WWE tier scripted joke.
>>
>>146563707
I bet you use the M4 over AK.
>>
>>146564563
>>146564635
why delete senpai?
>>
Who is Astralis going to kick after ECS?
>>
>>146564635
no because the ak offers other benefits like higher damage
>>
>>146564706
-karrigan +magiskboi
>>
>>146564635
>that guy that asks for you to drop your ak for a a1s as t side
>>
>>146564750
>kicking the guy that made took the team from t2 to t1
>>
>>146564671
hi
>>
>>146564759
>tfw this is me
I-I have bad spray control and the m4 is easier...
>>
>karrigan
>>
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>>146564919
Just use the pro90
>>
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SLEMMY
>>
>astralis
FACKEN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>
slemdog is our guy
>>
>>146564953
u know what i want
>>
>>146561856
Why would it be different?
>>
>>146564945
my aim isn't that bad >:^(
>>
>NiP and Astralis doesn't make it out of groups
CS is dead.
>>
Do you guys think Astralis will make a change before the major in a week?
>>
TIME FOR DENMARK TO LEAVE THE EU
>KEKED BY KEK9 HOW BAD DO YOU NEED TO BE
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>>
>>146564841
>expecting danecucks to do otherwise
lol they kicked cajunb
>>
>astralis was a top team once
ROFL
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based on today's games liquid will shit on g2 right
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>>146565106
too bad. we're friends.
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>shorter than a asian girl
lmao
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>>146565192
H O W M U C H
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>>146565041
i think lineups are locked now
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>>146565192
i want to fuck smix so badly
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>>146565274
I imagine esl will make allowances for suicide
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>>146565041
they're playing with glaive, and they can only switch him for zonic or some backup player that can't be kearbie
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>>146563196
so are you in the green now? they were pretty good odds
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>>146565125
sure why not
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>>146565385
>>146565385
UST WON 215 SO YE BOYYYYYYYYYY
time to go on mah boy bale and im so FUKIN ON WALES GTO BEAT NI
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>>146565470
but how much had you lost on the bets beforehand?
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LG and Fnatic won't let NA go any further, right?
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