>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Old Thread
>>146079170
>>146241789
http://csgohelp.com/autoexec doesn't work anymore m8.
burg come in
>>146241789
>be good
>watch anime
>get bad
I don't follow CSGO but have a question about the Secret female csgo team: which of them is married/have kids?
>>146242142
fuck you and fuck your privilege you fucking fuck fuck you
>>146242230
Yes
post your reaction times
270ms
>>146242645
how do you even play this game?
whens the next operation
>>146244046
dropping hot friday
>page 10
>>146246329
page 10 rave save
Fuck I can't stop laughing. I literally got put against a team that voted to surrender after the first fucking round.
>>146246329
every game has at least one cheater in it
every pro game has at least two
game is dying slowly
>>146246490
na has pros
CHECKMATE
Hey fags has any one of you had problems with the game recently? I've just checked my game inside and out and none of my guns are firing in-game, even my knife is failing to...knife. Should I be concerned? Do I perhaps just need to git gud
>>146246474
If they are concerned about elo it's the best decision because they don't lose many rounds.
Besides that why would anyone want to play 4v5?
Dazed is currently 1-17 in his ESEA match.
dazed looks like a serial killer lol
>>146248430
that ocean feel
>>146248627
dazed is the zodiac killer
>>146249308
>>146248627
brb refining this meme to a nugget
im about to play csgo hehe ;^)
real nigga hours. who the fuck up?playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
>>146249728
i'm up and would love for someone to tweet this at the slemmster
>>146248430
What more can he do
>>146250269
that's a horrible idea
>>146251018
you're out of touch
>>146251157
im out of time
>>146251496
when it's watching for lies
you cant escape my eyes
>>146251654
that's not out of touch o.o
>>146251749
THEY GOT A MESSAGE FROM THE ACTION MAN "I'm happy, hope you're happy too."
They need to put RPGs and Grenade Launchers in the game
wow I didn't know csgo general was so dead when there is no drama shit or anime fags online.
do only kids play this game?
>>146254465
>do only kids play this game
if my matchmaking experience today is to be believed, yes
some of the children use mom's credit card to buy aimware or a fancy karambit
>>146254602
>tfw buying skins with my wife's son's credit card
yo im about to dm. post some songs.
a dreaded sunny day so i'll meet you at the cemetery gates
>>146256002
I posted a strawpoll of gorillaz albums and gorillaz won, but you should only listen ti plastic beach and demon days
>>146242645
average 190 ms
global
am I good?
>>146257460
>am I good?
No you aren't. Come back when you're part of the fnatic roster.
>>146256187
too bad nobody cares about the gorillaz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
>>146257990
YOU ARE MAKING PEOPLE NOT WELL LOUIE.
YOU HAVE TO COME OUT NOW
>>146257990
>IM GONNA CALL 999
mentally ill people need to be helped
5 AM drunk theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>146256002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86URGgqONvA
>tfw gobabbies dont know what banging on the wall with your knife in 1v1 means
>>146254465
Everyone moved onto overwatch.
>>146259216
>implying it means anything
Jesus fuck, just spent 2 hours on the market looking for a good AK-47 skin under $50
Never have I been so autistic in my life
All of the skins look like shit, especially with stickers
the only gun that goes well with stickers is the Redline
Every other gun like the Frontside Misty or Point Disarray already has a good paint job but then people stick like 4 fucking stickers on it to ruin the shit
What's a good ak-47 skin, which can go with 4x fucking kawaii killer T sticker
>>146260003
>the Frontside Misty or Point Disarray already has a good paint job
>people stick like 4 fucking stickers on it to ruin the shit
kys retard
>>146260135
I bet you're the faggot who sticks some random autograph stickers of some neckbeard faggot on a 30 cent glock
>>146260003
based jet set
>>146260207
Fuck you I like my battle scarred p250 sand dune with 3 JW stickers on it
rate my gun fuckers
>>146260626
Shit desu
>>146260626
literal aids
>>146258530
I do hope you realize 999 is the emergency service number of the UK
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/999_(emergency_telephone_number)
>>146260626
it doesnt even match. should have put it on a blue laminate.
>>146260626
Sell it and get a case hardened you stupid faggot
>tfw iBP will never be unbanned and dominate the scene
>>146263190
nice meme
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/IBUYPOWER/Results#Detailed_Results
>Na'Vi already dropped 2 maps in Eleague
>Might not make 1st seed
>Entire seeding process is now completely fucking pointless because the only thing that mattered is not getting 4th and facing the favourite in the 1st round of playoffs
Bravo, Eleague. They should've just done BO3 double elimination from the start. That wouldn't even result in many more maps played total, just a few.
>>146265018
How is that Eleague's fault? They played like shit so they didn't win
>>146265197
Pretty much each group has a massive favourite, take as the most extreme example LG's group. Now the objective of the other 3 teams is to atleast not get 4th place, while at the same time the favourite team in principle doesn't really have to give a shit about the seeding process at all. And if they start dropping maps, the point of the seeding process is lost, as you'll have say the #2 team facing the #1 in the first decider match.
It's just a really poor format, with 12 unimportant maps being played before the real games start.
>clutching a mm game from 15-6 to 15-15
>>146257990
the fuck is this?
>>146265543
nice toggle fuckboi
>you will never be brazilian
>2 gamma cases in on day
not complaining desu
Hey plebs Kappa
>>146269007
hey
im somehow supreme now
but I cant kill anyone with glocks, I just dont understand that weapon
should I even stop running while shooting?
ty
>>146270415
>should I even stop running while shooting?
Yes, also try to tap shoot.
>>146270415
no, You need to stay as a pack of 2-3 and ADAD slowly so you move a lot. 2-3 guys with glocks is going to overwhelm most CT's if they don't hit a few usp 1taps early and you can close the distance.
If you're not in a pack you kind of have to aim, pretend it's an AK and you're tapfireing.
Also, use fucking burst fire to your advantage. If you're close to someone and you have some cover to abuse, shoot your 3 shots and run around the box/wall whatever, wait for the cooldown on the burst and repeek with a prefire and you have a higher chance of hitting him then he does of hitting you.
Source: I'm a god with pistols
puu.
sh/nrJHb/8629074df4.webm
youtube.
com/watch?v=OqLaUnGlPQQ
youtube.
com/watch?v=qUEYK6FLkdc
youtube.
com/watch?v=TdXGMuCsObw
>>146271306
nice ty
>>146269772
>>146269902
>tfw ive got that
I got ranked Silver but I drop 30 bombs every game on d2. How long til I reach GE?
>>146274105
few weeks
>>146273521
>tfw i want thatsort of
>>146274105
few
>new to esea
>half the time run into really relaxed and funny guys who don't care at all when i misplay
>the other half of the time encounter literally the most emotionally disturbed and irrationally upset people i've ever known as they lose their shit when they spectate me and i misplay even slightly (e.g. get a 3k but whiff on the 4th)
>get accused of being total trash at the game by people i'm outfragging (and not even from lucky anti-eco kills)
i really don't get it???? but thank god for this .block function
>>146274105
stop playing dust 2 then 2 weeks
t. ge
>turn prime on - I rape them every game
>turn prime off - get absolutely destroyed
Looks like it's working so far. Until retards turn prime on.
>>146277239
other way around for me
only boosted underageb& left in nonprime, I'm coming into actual functioning human beings in prime, and I'm noticing the people I'm playing against are significantly more organised than it used to be. although I'm not complaining, the teammate quality has also improved massively.
Who you got to win?
Map 1 Mouz
Map 2 Echofox
Flipsid3 to lose all
>>146277429
F3 will beat Echofox.
>>146241789
>be successful white male
>watch anime
>catch autism and become neet
>>146277429
Echofox will win cobblestone. Hopefully. I went low on upset.
>>146277429
echo win on cobble
mous win on other map
>>146269772
>>146269902
>tfw ive got that
Which generals is /csgog/ friends with?
>>146274105
If youve played any other fps you should be dropping 30 on most silvers they are bad
>>146279832
/gsg/
>>146269902
hi
>>146280236
Hi anon. Where you from?
>>146279832
/scv/ :3because they're both dead 3':
>adult male
>wears shorts in public
>>146279832
/srg/ :3c
me in the red
>>146280236
Wow anon, mean :<
>>146269772
>>146269902
>>146273521
>>146275718
>>146279247
lose weight
>>146281104
But im not fat
>People who think their hardware really matters
A good soccer player can beat you in slippers, a good hockey player could beat you with a toy stick. As long as you have a computer that can perform above 60fps and a mouse with more than 1200 dpi, hardware doesn't matter until you reach professional levels. Anyone saying otherwise is a silver shitter that thinks flicks are more important that positioning and crosshair placement.
>>146281690
>1200 dpi
>>146281856
>1200 dpi
>1200 pixels per inch of mouse moved
If an enemy is more than 1200 pixels from your crosshair, you deserve to die.
guys how do I make a gf
>inb4 lose weight
I am not fat
>>146281690
This desu. Mfw I could beat 90% of the gaming gear shitters.
>>146279868
Well it's literal hell. I want to get out.
>>146282339
Get an engineering degree, run test, lift weights
You literally will have to fight women off
>>146282339
stop being a fatso
>>146282467
You don't play always that well since you're still there. Also:
>matches won 21
You can't expect to rank up after every match.
nikos hax are not working
>>146282467
just keep queuing a lot and youll rank up fast if you consistently win and carry
NA or EU?
does NCG still make content?
>>146281690
yes but an equally skilled professional hockey player would destroy the one with a toy stick if he had full gear and a much longer stick, would he not?
>>146282623
I am mostly topfragger or top 3 at least.
I ranked up after 15 games then I lost like 5 games in a row due to bad teammates and got deranked again. Also got tilted and tk'd the bottomfragger.
I just want to play against decent opponents.
>>146282648
EU
another round ruined by the OP AWP
>>146282162
I meant 1200 is kind of high
>>146280364
the us
>>146282871
>due to bad teammates
Stop blaming your team and get good. Bad teams are not stopping you from ranking up if you keep doing your best. Even if your whole team starts griefing you still can kill enemies = you lose less elo after the match.
>>146282871
can add me if you wanna play a bit later
id/animeaboveall
>>146283342
>id/animeaboveall
flush yourself my man
>>146283391
>doesnt like anime
hi leddit
>>146283120
>us
Fuck, why cant people in need for a nice bf on eu :<
>the last major was won by fucking hueshits
I know olof was out of comission but what the fuck is this pro scene coming to. What the fuck has happened to Na'vi and all the other tier 1 teams?
>thread isnt even talking about echofox vs mouz
?????
>>146283541
They are both gay and they suck each others dicks.
>>146283468
>likes anime
is living on welfare as bad as it seems?
>>146283531
Favelas can afford better cheats.
>>146283173
individual score has nothing to do with elo, if you lose the round you lose elo based on your rank and the opponents ranks, you could ace the other team and still die to the bomb going off and you lose just as much elo as the guy who peeked mid at the start of the round early and got his face awped
While I agree that you cant blame your team as much in this game like you can in league or dota, it still doesn't matter how good you do if it's like playing a 1v5
Generally you can just carry your way out of lower ranks, but the problem is the amount that you have to carry goes up exponentially as you get into lower ranks, to the point where someone who is maybe a nova will always be stuck in silver because they have to play like an lem to be able to carry themselves out and it's just not possible
>>146283541
>chrisj holding a site, killing everyone, while niko cleans up the rest of the NA shit
When is Niko getting banned for cheating?
>>146282871
The only way youll get out of silver is carry harder or be a better leader, shitters can be helped or at least you can get them to do enough to win most times. Some teams just cant be helped though.
>>146283942
dont reply to me again leddit
freakazoid is one of our guys right?
>>146283541
Why would we be talking about DMG matches?
>>146284342
our addy
S-sean...
I need it now, p-please...
I fucking hate these cheating niggers.
>>146284460
Im not sure where this meme came from. Freak is the one with the addy prescription
>freakazoid and master mind of adderall supplies are playing together again
balance has been restored
>>146283342
>>146282871
f-fine not like I wanted to play with you anyway!
>>146284260
As soon as they ban flusha and the 2 dozen other pros that use aimlock
Some of them dont even try to fucking hide it, literally like 50% of the matches I watch I can see two or three times where Rush is watching someone and they're looking at a wall or through smoke and their crosshair is rapidly moving back and forth between two ghosts of the other team that are at the other bombsite or something or they tap the button to check corners before they're about to peek
I know I'm just a chuck norris shitter but I know for a fact you don't move your crosshair like that naturally
>having shahzam on your team
>>146284094
Don't talk about elo if you don't know how it works.
>>146284342
yes, absolutely
s1mple is reddits guy
>Freakazoid drinking adderal juice
>>146284895
i like simple too...
>>146284895
>s1mple is reddits guy
wrong. hes our guy ever since he left shitquid
>>146284895
liking someone because plebbit hates them makes you literally plebbit since you're basing your opinions off of them. freak is a douche and a pussy
>>146285184
where can i get addy from???
what the fuck wasn't cobble supposed to be T sided?
>>146284856
Show me where valve has confirmed anything about elo calculation other than what I said, then
Go ahead, I'll wait
You stupid nigger fuck
>cobble is super t sided
>add one ramp
>suddenly extremely ct sided
gotards...
>>146285354
im a /overwatchmissile/ now
>>146285271
It is if Ts just bum rush platform instantly every round while throwing flashes over the wall
It's a major design flaw in the map I don't get why no one abuses the fuck out of it, the only way to counter it is for cts to know it's happening and spam nades at that box
at least semmler stopped saying "Rock-uh"
>3 players run through the doors alone, 1 by 1
POTENTIALLY THE BEST TEAM IN NA
>>146285287
I solo'd from silver to supreme so I'm pretty sure I know how elo works.
>echo fox almost tie it
>mous suddenly start playing super good again
gotards...
>mfw sleepy is literally in this thread, shitposting about freakazoid being bad
freak is our guy, retards.
>>146286450
no, neverwas, never will be. fuck off harvey nigger
Shazam is shit
>>146286505
>mentioning harvey
hey harvey! hows CLG.red? hope you're all practicing hard :) maybe you can beat a swedish PUG team soon
>>146286505
Fuck off reddit.
>>146286646
hello harvey nigger.
mouz is our team
Wow shazam is such a dumb faggot
Is shazam genuinely autistic, how fucking bad can you be
drop shahzam when
Good job Niko and Friends!
Hitler would be proud!
jolly slavsquat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10OfBSB8uMk
>>146288646
edward is the qtest
echofox will choke at the half
Spiidi just loves team damage, doesn't he?
>shazam
>"turns it on"
Cheats confirmed.
>>146289742
I thought nex will kill him when he turned back to spiidi
Is this the only likable NA team
wasnt seangares whiteout named get a tan? why did he remove it
>>146290548
That was s1mples I thought.
there were a few people that had the whiteout and get a tan name tag
Is /csgog/ always this slow?
>best igl in NA
>can't win a single t round against t3 EU
fk I wish m0e can coach
echo fox was dangerous as fk with him even though he is shit
I am sure that players listen to casters, that's why they know where the enemy team is going.
>>146291672
>t3 EU
>>146291780
Uh huh
ryx is beast
>>146291975
Think about it, all they have to do is lower the in-game volume and slide the earphones out.
echofox will win against f3 tho
>>146292058
the headphones are noise-canceling and also play white noise to muffle external sounds.
>anders follows /pol/ tripfags on twitter
https://twitter.com/OnFireAnders/status/745669662764056576
>>146283104
This desu I play with lower
>>146292514
that's what you think
>it's another Train episode
JUST
MM or faceit if you want. Just no normies or weirdos pls http://steamcommunity.com/id/stoaga
>0-16
Gambling cucks getting btfo. Perhaps you sad cunts should get a real job instead of spending all day using your benefits to bet $2 skins. I'm glad some of you twats were duped on diamonds, serves you gullible fucks right.
>>146294813
>no weirdos
Coming from the faggot with animu pictures and dank maymays all over their steam page.
>>146295743
But everyone knew that diamonds was a shit betting site.
>>146295906
What dank memes?
>>146295906
Dont bully stogy..Sorry once more, ill stop being pathetic now
>>146296326
consider suicide
>>146296396
Nah im fine
>>146296127
Sparkles senpai believed in it dough....
>>146294813
>no normies
>no weirdos
so no one?
>>146296326
Its fine I read your post there.
>>146297143
What do you mean?
S U C C
Mfw literally 12 year old kid told me to suck dick.
>>146297465
>tfw 12 year old told me i need to "unironically kill myself"
Well got ranked up to Silver Elite after a couple of more hard carries on d2.
How long does it take to reach Gold Nova?
name ONE (1) professional player that plays at 1920x1080 that isn't shroud
>>146298160
What is the most common resolution?
>>146297654
>tfw 12 year old said something unintelligible in russian but it sounded angry
>>146298261
1280x766
THE WAR IS OVER
>>146297856
If you don't have Prime matchmaking:
never
If you have Prime matchmaking:
propably around 20 games
even with prime youll still get griefers and no way of kicking them bc theyre in a group
Guardian looks like a dad lol
>>146298889
420 dude weed XD
>>146297235
>Its fine I read your post there.
Ok im glad.. And idk how you should respond either, i just wanted to get that off my chest and explain you stuff, would be cool if i could explain it in details and all but i guess you get the big picture and its more than enough..
>>146298889
what monitor do you have?
>he doesn't play at 1600x420
>>146298889
>>146299751
epic retard
cute vid by guardian
FUCKING GUARDIAN OF OUR SKINES!
>>146283531
as shown at Dreamhack Malmö and the ESL Cologne qualifier, the only direct counter to Brazilian microhacks is Chinese nanohacks
Dragon lore is ugly as shite.
I wanna play comp more, but I'm afraid to queue alone, and I don't talk on mic, and I'm silver 4 at the moment
>>146301642
>i dont talk on mic
>>146301642
That's ok. I'm mg2 solo and I've never used a mic and usually don't even use headphones.
>>146301810
based
2bh f4m
Why does he always look so happy?
>>146302323
fucking underrated
alsocute
>>146301642
>>146301810
same, mge. got all the way to lem prepatch with no mic
>>146302323
happy that csgo scene is dead because he knows that every team is cheating
>>146302323
what does that /A/ mean
>>146302439
>10pm
>afternoon
lay off the pipe
>>146256187
>plastic beach
neck yourself (nys) my man
>146302605
lol reddit confirmed
I made surf_minimumwage
>memeleague
the ends of my mousepad are curling up. how do i flatten it out?
>>146260003
put kawaii stickers on:
red lam
black lam
first class
hydroponic
wasteland rebel
>>146260626
>redline
it's shit
>>146260003
the jet set is our guy
a first class would do to desu desu
>>146303120
this desu
>>146303275
>Wasteland Rebel over Red Laminate
fucking garbage
>>146302543
I was also lem prepatch, now I play on a toaster that stutters if more than 1 person come around a corner or there's a smoke on screen.
You don't need a mic in this game at any level of mm tubey honest
>>146303384
wasteland rebel is criminally underrated
>>146303275
>move down:
wasteland
dude weed
redline
>move up:
jet set
jaguar
its like csgo was made to be spectated
fast paced action packed rounds that last less than 2 minutes and time for replays and caster analysis between that
>>146303516
Whos in the lobby?
>>146304631
ur mum xDD
Rate my AK.
>>146304895
:XDDddxdddxdxdxxxd
Fuck off just tell me whos in there
>>146305302
:DD
>>146305171
>cheating favela monkey sticker
>one of the ugliest skins in the game
>>146305171
Flush(a) yourself / 10
why isnt there a balkz team of
Niko
Oskar
Styko
Guardian
Zero
Ynk coach and igl
our guy
>newke
>>146306047
>tastywhey.com
>e-sports protein powder
>>146305664
because slovakia and the czech republic aren't in the balkans
Let's do dis.
hahahahahah
is roca our guy?
>ginger
>our guy
>>146306556
>plays native
>always bhops
>always gets meme oddshots on reddit
>uses a deathadder
>>146306556
kid roca used to post on /csgog/ so he is LITERALLY our guy
>>146306556
sean is our guy
Is Islam our religion?
>>146305450
:DDDDd
>>146305171
>luminosity
kys
echofox will choke when they become t
>>146306556
roca is my second favorite player after olof
>>146306846
.... XD
why is newke so bad compared to nuke?
>>146306973
wow, where did u find the script?
>n-new nuke is t-sided! you're just a dumb nova!
>>146307040
Because its literally retarded
>>146306854
he fell for le reddit leak man
>tfw kid roca isn't our guy anymore because reddit ruined him
>>146307870
Looks like they turned him into libericuck.
Adolf Gares lmao
Why are there no hats in CS:GO?
newke is ct sided. echofox will choke
LOL
>newke
DUDE
NEWKE
LMAO
Based roca
>season hasn't replaced nuke yet
cx
>>146310000
i love Season but fuck those rotation times
>>146310000
>season hasn't replaced literally most meme maps in the current pool
Valve have made it perfectly fucking clear that they don't like competitive maps and only want meme shit like d2/cobble/inf/nuke
whats the next map? train?
>>146310000
Nice quads, faggot.
>>146310513
Train, yes.
echofox will win train right guys?
>>146310861
I'm going for f3 on this one. I'm probably wrong tho.
is this the qualifier or group stage for the throw championships
why is there a part of the map called hot dog?
>>146311717
pop dog
graffiti in the 1.6 version of the map
>>146311820
Not grafitti, was the logo on the train right outside of it.
when you're on a roll and the team start throwing
when you keep getting matched with kids at the bottom of the board that act like they know what they're doing and aren't shy to press the mic key about it
solo silver is a hard life
rip skins
>echo fox is going to play navi tomorrow
>>146313927
Furfags will get raped.
>>146314003
i wanted them to get on TV!!!
>>146310996
Mfw I picked echofox for first map and f3 for the second. Easy skines, easy life.
Does someone have the EnvyUs version of this?
FUCKING 37 KILLS WAWAWEWA
Why is he so perfect?
>>146315414
Ugly but more skilled Zero is not perfect
FUCKKKKK
https://twitter.com/HLTVorg/status/745741187013816320
>>146315590
>poosquirts or shitslide are guaranteed for final
where can i watch the full televised friday broadcast if im not a burgerclap?
>>146242142
Hello burgerposter. Its been a while since I last saw you. How have you been?
>>146315842
>poosquirts
>MGE about to hit DMG again since I didn't play during welfare ranks
>solo and carry
>add the topfragger on the other team to queue with him since he did well
>turns out he's terrible and just had the game of his life
>he abandons and we surrender in less than a half
Does anyone wanna queue with a NAEast scrub?
>>146318094
queue with my dog, he's alright.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/haruhipvp
Gonna try this again because last time faggots sent me death threats.
Raffling off my Bayonet Doppler, factory new to /csgog/ bros only. All you have to do is leave a comment on my page explaining why you deserve it, and I'll contact you.
A few ground rules:
I can be a very serious threat to you in-game if you harass me or don't adhere to my rules. I am a very well known and respected player and I expect the same treatment.
Girls get Priority. Sorry lads, but we need more girls in the game.
Brits get Priority. Come on bongs.
Raffle proceedings start at 1am GMT, so make sure to leave your comment on my page by then.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KasuaI/
>>146318268
not me
>>146318268
Please don't post my profile, that's rude as FUG dude
>>146318674
sent ;)
i would like to personally congratulate worldedit on getting the awp nerfed in the next patch
>>146318674
Alright guys I'm ending this shit.
A person commented rude shit and someone else added me and called me a fukboi.
Its clear you guys don't want this shit.
How do I delete this post? I don't want you assholes commenting on my page or sending me friends requests anymore.
>>146321216
LEAFY IS HERE
how do we remove rrrr from existence?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/487280/
Well gotards, ready to move on? Your game is dead, now.
>>146321554
LEAFY SIGN MY PROFILE!
>>146322078
i literally can strangle you to death with my bare hands
>>146321871
Nice. I just requested a refund for Overwatch. Might pick that up instead.
>>146322078
LEAFYYYY
>>146322260
LEAFY HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT BHOPS
>>146323231
LEAFYYY
>>146323409
Leafy, PLEASE TELL /csgog/ to leave my account alone! I post here all the time and have you as a friend on it. I wanted to do a giveaway but now they are harassing me.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KasuaI/
>>146323409
SIGN MY PROFILE LEAFY
stop giving rrrrr attention
>>146324132
FUCJNYEAHITS LEAFYYYY
>>146324306
who?
>>146325804
LEAFY
E
A
F
Y
>>146322260
ill fuck you if you let me strangle you
>>146326423
L
E
A
F
Y
I
S
H
E
R
E
i want to hit rrrr with a hammer!
I am rrrrrr's cute bf. Ask me anything =)
>>146327606
is rrrr fat
be honest
>>146327808
like a fucking beached whale my man
>>146327808
yeah haha hes chubby :)
>>146327291
XD LEAFY
>>146327606
>>146327808
>>146328002
>>146328039
>>146328174
end yourselves
Haven't played in two years what's the meta now.
hello magog my old friend
>>146328895
>buy a pistol instead of a rifle
>win
>>146329023
CZ never got nerfed?
>>146329095
it did, it's still broken if you're one of the best players in the world (flusha, krimz, shox, etc), but for everyone else it's not worth it to use over the FiveseveN and Tec9
>>146328174
WHATS YOUR EMAIL LEAFYYYY
who /cheating on prime/ here?
feels good people thinkign your legit
>>146330030
my alt is only level 18 and I can't be bothered to level it up to play prime
>>146330030
What features are you using? I'm mainly just use bunnyhop, recoil remover, skin changer and chams (w/o Wallhack). Current rank is SMFC.
>>146328962
lose weight
stickers should be tomorrow
suh
>>146331850
suuuh
tfw no pro csgo bf to suck off while he plays
:(
>>146329869
LEAFY WOO
>>146330465
No visual recoil is the only "cheat" I use
who anime here
>>146337118
LEAFY LIKES ANIME XD
>>146337839
LEAFY IS A CAT PERSON XD
>>146337839
Logitech G240 or SteelSeries QcK?
>WarOwl explains how he will never shill for gambling jews
OUR GUY
U
R
G
U
Y
>>146338980
qck+ desu
>>146338212
LEAFYYY
reminder that rrrr and friends ruined this general
>>146339465
>ruined
It's just like harveyfag spam except it's filterable. A definite upgrade from a year or two ago.
>>146339465
Yeah it's totally not worse than those imcute faggots with their anime cheat shitposting 2 years ago
>>146303275
fixed it for you my man, you accidently got a couple mixed up :)
>>146339712
LEAFY IS LMAO!!!
>>146339465
report, ignore, hide, filter, sage, call the cops, etc.
>>146339914
jaguar, CH and fire serpent are p cool tho
agree with everything else
after all the we've been through
i know we're cool
>>146342232
no they're not you fucking silver
>>146343649
LEAFY SINGSS
>>146339914
Jaguar is based silver shitter
>>146343649
omg shut up!
>>146344583Every grave digger dies
>>146344978
>>146345336
whos the sexy bitch on the right
>>146345526
literally filename
>>146339914
>it's actually decent
>tfw no case hardened laminate
it's so obvious why aren't they doing it!
>>146295743
what happened with the diamonds drama? I missed it
I heard that the moe streamer had something to do with it
>>146301642
you're just bringing down your team by not using a mic faggot
>>146346415
LEAFY I LOVE YOUR VIDS
>>146347161
LOVE LEAFY <<<<3333
whats that site we use to watch the tbs broadcasts?
a real nigga just hit the do
>85wins on compe
>still silver
How do I get out?
I'm very good at winning competitive matches when the other team either decides to abandon or kicks someone.
6-1 in open lets go?
>>146350417
when do games broadcast
How much gold do you get when you get a kill with the scout?
>>146352265
None cause cs isn't a fucking moba
kill
>>146351486
you don't
recently I've been playing on my gold nova 1 alt and ending every game with something like 30 kills and 5 deaths and it refuses to rank me up, I can't imagine how bad it must be for actual silvers
Why is memeleague a thing this is terrible?
>>146303510
Because it's a fucking ugly ass skin and promotes nigger/gang mentality.
rrrrr is mine
why is everyone I add from here a weirdo
>>146361695
because everyone here is a weirdo
you are too probably
>>146361695
Cos posts dont reflect how someone will function in a private conversation, you are probably weird as well kys
Holy shit this thread is so fucking dead... should I just buy overwatch already?
>>146362000
that depends
did you play and get bored of tf2?
if yes, don't bother, it's the same game but with some extra bullshit added
otherwise, go for it
Does anyone want to play Faceit and ts/skype? I used to be LE but lost my rank due to inactivity. Can't be bothered to play MM right now.
>omg summer sale is gonna start soon and i'm all out of money
>let's bet some skins on cs go
>all in on iran
>>146366080
>talking on mic
fuck off normalcuck kys
>>146366285
>not using mic in csgo
1 in 1 with AWP
>>146362000
if you like casual TF2 but would like it to be more "tidy" overwatch is for you
if you enjoy comp TF2 overwatch is vastly inferior
>>146357671
it's almost as if you're playing as a gang or something when using it lmao
>>146366245
>betting on a match like that
It's like you hate skines
DEAD GAME
I finally did it. I played CS long enough to lose any semblance of a social life!
>>146371479
>less than 700 hrs
>!
>social life
How do I get out of DMG?
>>146318674
Kill yourself.
>warg into eagle to spot pakistani trash rushing cat walk
>prefire the shit out of them
>get vac banned
when will they stop this oppression
>constantly top fragging and carrying in nova 3
>hit nova 4
>constantly bottom fragging
>derank back to nova 1 on purpose
>take a week off to practice
>go back to nova 4 still the same shit
did valve mess up with the rank separation?
is there a big skill gap between gn3 and gn4 or what?
what's a good betting knife?
ded fucken game
does anybody have the video of m0e playing with Echo Fox on Train (he is CT), where he is awping on ivy and the entire T team goes there and he misses the shot?
>>146378402
https://csgosquad.com/ranks
One of the biggest skill gaps.
>>146378402
>derank to Nova 1 on purpose
k
>>146378932
vanilla knives, their price is extremely stable. that and shitty pattern case hardened, then you have a chance of getting better patterns in returns.
>>146378402
>>derank back to nova 1 on purpose
Yeah, sure.
Got the Rayman bug
>>146382463
>red hud
It's like you want to lose.
Guys, I think I'm starting to go meme.
>>146382463
buttmin
SK Fallen kek
>>146383530
lose weight
how do these russians afford to get viewbotters for their stream
>>146387000
it doens't cost that much
>>146355032
Y DELETE LEAFY :(((((
>>146350417
LEAFY THATS ILLEGAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13UZVZX258E
this major will be so sick
the groups are so fucked
https://twitter.com/navizeus4444/status/746028041290321920
>>146390175
lel lmao'd for real fampais
So CSGO is for sure not gonna be on sale for this summer sale, right? Everything that was going to be on sale is already now?
>>146390175
>skipping class
I have never done this. I do not get why anyone would.
>>146390996
lmao pussy
>>146390996
t. virgin
why is this thread so dead?
>>146393212
trying it use stem
guardian's literal neckbeard lmao
>csgo isnt on sale
i wanted a smurf for silver1
>>146391592
t. delinquent
>nuke pick
Will Nuke be at the major?
R O C A
O
C
A
>>146394714
have sex
that new m4 looks prety good
-freak
+stewie
-shaz
+jdm
#1 team na
What knife should I get for ~100$?
>losing to ecos
>>146395292
I have >:^(
slavi or echo cucks, gog?
>>146396435
our guys echofox, and our guy freakazoid, duh
>ryx checks every corner meticulously
>hear the team talking
>ryx stops checking angles, walks into hut and expects flamie right there
whos the toggler on echofox?
>>146395476
save your money until you have enough for a nice knife that you're going to have to look at every round of every game you play for the next few months.
i have a gut knife rust coat. cheap, and i love how it looks.
>>146396648
sean is the master mind behind it but he's using freakazoid as the toggler so that he never gets blamed if he gets caught
>>146395476
>>146396772
>spending money on meaningless pixels
you have to be 18 or older to be on this site
can he do it again?
>>146396892
makes sense. sean gives freak addy, and in return, freak gives toggled info to sean
>C9 summer run
>Echofox playing decently against EU teams since freak joined
>>146396950
>he pays for internet
MEANINGLESS PIXELS
I bought this cheap on the steam market Magog, is it a nice 5-7?
>>146397256
i like it. mine is better tho
>>146397256
i like it
Cologne '14 stickers are extremely underrated
>>146397256
>not stattrak
>not fn
>shit sticker
>more purple than blue
heh, yeah. its nice.
>>146397780
They're not underrated at all they're fucking ugly.
>>146397910
just like you
>>146397801
>wanting more blue than purple
gonna take a shower then ahow you the hottest 57 in game. GET READY
Shazam is a retard
>>146397975
>consuming anime in any form, ever
do you have a job?
>>146398004
im ready
Edward is cute
>>146398710
IT'S NOT ENOUGH SEAN
>>146395476
Well just bought this one for 66€. What do you guys think?
I really like the blue.
should have gotten a flip knife instead
>>146398980
i can dig it.
i like gut knives. underrated as fuck. the spin animation when you pull it out is v. attractive.
>>146398980
does your mom know you're spending her money on virtual knives?
>>146399225
I like butterfly knives the most but I need something different for a change.
>>146399321
Yes.
>amerifats shooting at food
pottery
>>146399225
I really don't get why they're the least popular knives, I love them.
>>146395476
for sub $100 just get vanilla, or a cheap doppler (I think they're sub 100? I don't know the $ conversions too well)
echo fox based high test real men hitting 1 shot
CSGO is 50% off on steam, will it go lower?
it wont let me purchase csgo as a gift what do i do?
Really happy with the knife. Worth every cent. Can recommend.
>>146398980
>>146395476
>>146400370
should have at least done a japanese memetag
>>146400470
Maybe later. It was named before every reddit thought the color tags were cool
>>146400370
>not holo
:/ I like my stickers shiny
is epsilon better on mirage than gambit?
>>146400980
don't doubt our guy
obv epsilon
tfw youll never own guardians inventory
>>146400980
by miles, that's not even a questiom
>>146399852
nope. valve never (never) put it lower. got something to do with hackers buying a shit ton of copies when they cheap af
>>146400370
>3000 kills
noice skin, noice kills
>>146400436
that blue is giving me a proper hardon.
Is there a cringier caster than semmler?
freakozoid getting bullied
LMAO
>he thinks he actually achieved those 3k kills when it was just idle servers kills
>>146401872
>implying it's not from comp games only
>he actually uses idle servers to get stat trak kills
>>146401765
>(((inter-racial))) duo isnt cringier than semGOD
xaxaxaxaxa okay!
>>146402016
delete this
>going to bet on -2.5 epsilon
>didnt make it in time
>>146402538
>betting against Dosia
Hi leddit.
can't create a lobby boys
what do
>>146401893
who care...
>>146403030
but they're leading 8 to 1 already i would've won just watch
>>146403030
dosia 0:10 in 10 rounds 0:00 kdr
who /allinonmouz/ here?
succ
>>146403702
succboipuqqi
>>146404050
boy-poochi?
>>146403643
which org is going to poach niko after his contract is up?
DUDE MEMES
FUCKING NORMALFAGS STEALING MEMES.
>pepe
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146403643
let's just say... you and your skinibinis are going to part ways very soon
why did they change the music to this garbage
>>146403160
play tf2
when will this "niko is the best player in the world" meme be put to rest
>>146405052
No ones has ever said that, anon.
its niko vs worldedit episode i love these
Looking to play some csgo lads. Hit me up.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KasuaI/
I'm on now. Add me as a friend and we'll go pubstomping. Whoever was salty AF here from last night, neck yourself. Telling me to kill myself on my profile? that aint cool, I have real life friends on steam who were concerned.
The fuck is this??
cant play MM
Did Niko spill something?
Epic memes.
>>146405982
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES STEALING OUR MEMES
*tips fedora*
Will Maikelelelele ever come back?
>>146405982
Why did Liquid sign koosta when they replaced him with jdm anyway?
bc jdm was still in contract
>mousesports in charge of pistol rounds
-denis
-spiidi
+maikelele
+s1mple
Nex on double secret probation to be kicked for Xantares
>>146408887
CSGO is a team based game. S1mple has no place in a team.
>>146409041
Neither does Maikelele, so its k
>>146406707
remove him from competition
Why are pistol rounds a thing?
Is chrisj bald?
>be maikelele
>get to play on the #1 fan favorite team
>get a taste of the high life, VIP tournaments, awesome afterparties, fast cash, flashy clothes, smix threesomes
>get all the blame for losing even though performing the best
>be kicked
>have to go back being a nobody
>form a supergroup of stars as attempt to stay relevant
>get some success
>feel like holding the team back
>leave on his own decision
was he the hero csgo deserved?
>>146409875
here's an adultpill for you: anyone above age of 16 that still wear a headpiece is balding or has an ambiguous hairline
>>146409890
>>leave on his own decision
nah
>>146409890
Is he wearing mascara or whatever ladies put on their eye lashes?
>>146409890
>>leave on his own decision
He was kicked from his own team
>>146407130
>flipside in charge of closing out games
Why are there people who don't have a decent knife? Literally triples the experience.
>>146410420
why would i have one?
>>146410420
>buy expensive knife
>instantly regret it
literally every time
>>146410892
>buy knife
>regret it
>sell knife
>regret it
How do I win?
>>146411441
uninstall the game
>>146410892
>>146411441
Silvers, ladies and gentlemen.
>>146411441
you literally physically honestly actually unironically cannot
I'm convinced that you need an OK knife at least to be good at this game.
>>146412054
but I use default and I'm better than you????????????????????????
>>146412154
not true btw
is it physically possible to trade anything 1:1 on lounge? everyone there are either scammers or underage autists trying to do nothing to a knife videos, do legitimate trades ever take place at all on that site?
When the hell did this General start dying?
>>146413934
About a month ago?
>>146413934
when overwatch beta out
>>146413872
Nice people on lounge are rare af. They all think they are russian haggle meisters. Try a different site or buy/sell on opskins
>>146414143
>>146414212
before that newshits
>>146403643
>>146413934
when all the literal animes started playing overwatch
>he fell for the niko meme
>>146414685
>he thinks animefams stopped playing cs
>>146414924
>mousesports
Guys I put 7 cents on reddit in pajamas. Am I safe?
>>146415106
does ECS have anti-cheat measures?
>thought id set up another dozen farming bots
>cant buy csgo gifts
t-time to get my card frozen
>>146414685
Not just OW
But there'll always be a few animes around
for you
Why are all CS:GO pros so emotional? ou rarely if ever see such reactions from fighting game or starcraft players.
>>146415521
yeah i cant do that either whats up with that
>>146415597
at least it's not as bad as it could be
https://youtu.be/R7HbCkU_-cM?t=39
>that pick from worldedit against chrisj
so i take it steel wont be playing csgo part time anymore
worldedit is definitely our guy right?
>>146416307
>>>/owg/
he's about to cry
>mousesports
>>146416981
I can't tell if his team's holding him back or if he's right where he belongs.
sigh no one likes me
>>146416981
Why doesn't he just join a good team instead?
who else fell for the Niko meme?
>>146415691
Disabled it so that key resellers cant stock up
>>146417194
i was about to
then i reminded myself what happened the last time i went all in
#NikoFragsMatter
niko killed the stream
>literally rape echo fox in the last map of group phase to avoid navi
>rekteded mousesports for last chance qualifier spot
based flipside
Will Na`Vi choke against F3?
We're going for palestine, or ?
the real life counterstrike experience they have is enough to beat saudi arabia
>>146418414
In meme tournaments it's usually better to go for the under dogs. Upsets are frequent enough to justify it.
>>146418413
No. Even if Guardian has one of those days and worldedit shits on him the rest of the team is good enough to carry them through that.
post best awp in russia
>>146419008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX1mlqJJKK0
This game is so dead wow
>>146420482
what the fuck is up with this meme? csgo is the 2nd biggest e-sport right now
UUHH GOTARDS?
>>146420598
IDK e-league and 3rd party lans aren't getting great viewership recently desu
even player-stream viewers seem to have gone down. This with the playerbase decline of the past 3 months doesn't look good.
people in the community keep denying that there are some clear issues right now, reminds me of what happened with sc2 after destiny posted that blog on reddit.
People just didn't accept that the game was declining, and kept making excuses / trying to play it off. Didn't end well for them.
>>146420598
It's not a may may anon
I give this game a year, before 'csgo2'
>>146421180
players in top 5 teams are fine
broadcast talent is fine
both of them have made enough money to shoot the hoops for the rest of their days
it's players who aren't in that upper echelon who will get fucked once it dies off
>>146420968
UPDATE
>>146421180
I think e-league has actually had a negative effect on the overall scene desu, it's sucked up so many lan weekends, but given almost nothing back. The twitch viewership is dreadful.
>>146421615
well i mean theres no games on rn. and steel or dazed isnt streaming so theres nothing to watch
>>146421819
>steel
the overwatch jew who steals skins and 'rages'
LEAVE PLEBBIT
>>146422110
steel is still our guy even if he hardly plays cs anymore
Well now what am I supposed to do?
>>146422253
Jew our guy?
leaveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>146422290
go play actual cs instead of that shitty 5v5 minigame
>>146422395
steel is literally our guy. you need to leave
>>146422608
A literal jew who stole skins off innocent people
Cya
reminder that steel was never our guy
reminder that steel is literally our guy.
steel would be my guy if he'd give me back my minimal wear blood in the water
>nep is 85% off
Enjoy your dead game gotards
Should I buy the dlc for rebirth 1?
>>146424361
what is nep
>>146424361
>playing shitty meme games with turn based combat just because le so cool japanese game XDDD
>>146424497
weeb game, don't even worry about it
>>146424497
A weeaboo RPG where the main characters are magical girls that are personifcations of videogame consoles
>>146421615
Kinda agree with this, but also teams are getting worse, less variation in everything in tournaments, and fewer big streamers consistently playing CS (moe is gone, just back, lyric and summit playing other games) contribute to lower numbers in all CS content and interest in the game. Looking back on Blizzard's failed esport attempts of the past (HS, SC2, hots) they seem to be doing even less currently for OW, not even putting forward a competitive mode or giving out standard tournament rules. If OW is the next big thing for shooters, it's going to fail if they don't step up, and if it CS sizably shrinks because of it, CS isn't going to recover. I for one would find it ironic of Blizzard essentially killed the shooter esport scene after they did the same to RTS and failed in multiple others. Valve certainly can't save CS with the quality of work they're putting in.
banan
>>146424883
nice five/seven
man this thread had me down but fodder is going on an autistic rampage, can someone distill what he's saying?
Stickers *should* be tonight
>>146427108
haha "should" ;)
I want to be FODDER
>>146427761
be mine
>>146427892
w-woah
lol frod is pro in ow
>>146428049
> cs pros moving to overwatch
it's beginning.
>>146428018
stop posting cute anime girls to pretend that you're not a gross underage monkey
>>146431123
meanie
>tfw silver 2
pls give tips
this is awful
>>146431734
Post id maybe someone will coach you for skins/nudes
>tfw no skine daddy to sell your body to
>>146432492
tfw no dumb slut to take advantage of
http://www.polygon.com/2016/6/23/12020154/counter-strike-csgo-illegal-gambling-lawsuit-weapon-skins-valve
uhhh gotards???
>>146433885
>suing op skins because you made mad bets
someone sent me the navi.cs manager's account on reddit and it's great. VERY slav
lmao @ people who think they can be happy without money
>>146280870
holy fuck. was it always this ugly?
burg happening soon
>>146439575
you're my favorite poster
>>146440818
burg delayed till new thread
Steam sale is here, what do you fags invest in? Picked up some old Keyd foils myself
>>146433885
>linking to polygon
fuck off, here's the actual court case: https://www.scribd.com/doc/316578160/Michael-John-McLeod-et-al-vs-Valve-Corporation
tl;dr:
>valve is complicit in underage gambling in csgo because you can link your steam account to gambling sites
>although valve claims that skines have no cash value, the fact that you can link your steam account to OPskins, where skines DO have a cash value, contradicts valve's stance
>OPskins links directly to the steam marketplace too, where skins are also directly traded for money
>everything about csgo comes from valve - the skins, the leagues, and the gambling. valve is complicit in all of it
>the Arms Deal update directly created the gambling phenomenon in csgo, and valve purposefully did it to boost sales of the game itself
pretty interesting eh, they do have a fair point
>probable counterarguments
valve steambucks can't be traded into real world money i.e you cant withdraw money from valve so skins dont translate into dollar bills
also valve's steam account linking API has been around for decades for everything under the sun, just because gambling sites used it doesn't mean valve intended for it to be used for gambling
valve's probably gonna win t b h
>>146441848
Dudes a retard. Case is going to get thrown out. They link his filings and they're retardo
>>146441848
although i think valve will win the case, i think it does bring up a good point about underage gambling
imo it has to be stopped in someway, but i doubt it ever will because dumb 16 year olds are a cash cow
>>146441848
by Polygondotcom
>tfw havent had any alcohol in 2 weeks
how do you cucks stay sober i want to oms (off myself)
anime
THORIN BUTTHURT OVER BREXIT LMAO
>>146447095
this tbrqh
>>146447803
hey reddit
i woke up feeling like i was on the moon
>>146447803
its non-binding tho
thorin is the epitome of his own philosophy. i hope he couldn't vote stay like the cuck he is
>>146447803
>freedom, independence, and sovereignty won
>cucks cry
Every time.
>>146448815
dat boi skaddi
>>146448815
i woke up feeling like i need a hunnid goons
kids with guns
>>146449454
look at the flick of the wrist
richard lewis and dadyrus support brexit
>>146447803
holy shit i havent played this shit game in 5 months. come back. game runs like total shit. fps lag everywhere. fuck valve, fucking joke.
>>146263190
who cares we have Liquid back lmao
>>146449623
Taking over
post 4 new thread
Anyone bet on Liquid v G2?
>>146447803
CAN'T BARRAGE THE FARAGE
Now I can no longer call you fucks the United Kaliphate
>>146454189
When the scots regoin eu what do we call them? just sheep fuvkers?{
the only interesting thing about ecs is liquid
>>146454619
>scots
"who care.."
>>146449776
da rist
>>146277239
is it really that hard to input a cell #
>>146447803
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>>146454189
>>146454619
>>146455332
>>146277239
>turn prime on
>people asking me how I'm at my current rank when I'm averaging 14 kills and 4 MVPs per half
>turn prime off
>fucking go 9-22 every match
I'll finally manage to get out of silver hell
>>146281856
>>146283104
>>146282162
You can play fine at 1200 dpi as long as your sensitivity is set to three times less than what it would be on 400 dpi.
There are a few pros who play on higher dpi. Pretty sure there are even a couple who say they play on 3200 dpi.
There isn't a huge difference so long as you adjust your mouse sensitivity accordingly. 0.8 sens @ 1200 dpi should feel the same as 2.4 sense @ 400 dpi
going to my first lan event soon
anyone else too?
>>146462883
fuck off fatboy
>>146462883
can I kiss your tummy
>>146462883
*pats*
everything's gonna be alright, I promise
>>146463287
n-no:#
>>146463681
not if I keep losing games ;w;
>>146463812
I know you'll stop losing games and be fine, you can do it, anon!
>>146463812
diddnt wanna kiss your fat tummy anyway
EVERYONE REPORT ALL THE ANIME FUCK ALL THE ANIME KIDS
>>146463939
don't say that!
>>146463848
i'm trying my best :<
>>146464120
then let me kiss your tummy baka
>>146464226
no!
>>146464285
fine then lose weight
>>146464381
stop saying that
>Que up for non-prime MM in East coast US
>6AM
>45 minute que
>Get in game
>Encounter first round spinbot
>He has 736 matches played without ban
Dead fucking game. I'm not signing up for prime.
ummmmm uktards????
me playing csgo
>>146465092
>tfw hacking in prime and people say Im gonna get vac/ow
you nerds thought you were safe in prime. ive been blatant in every game since november lol valve wont do shit
>>146465285
me with my /csgog/ bf after we just won a rank B esea match
>>146465285
>>146465351
you seriously need to lose weight
>>146465149
heh, easy
>>146465320
Obviously prime isn't gonna work right away. Any currently unbanned cheater can easily sign-up for prime and continue cheating.
It's once they're banned in prime, they will have such a hard time getting another phone number and getting rank 21, that they won't bother getting another account into prime just to cheat.
I'm not signing up for prime because I don't own a smartphone, and even if I did Valve pisses me off with how desperate they are to get people's smartphones into their botnet.
>>146465450
>promise EU money to go to health care
>vote goes through
>lol I was just kidding dumbasses
oh I am laughing
SG553 is better than what I though
>fallen
>>146465912
stay jelly yuropoor
so glad favelas dominating this shit
this game is ez money
bitch ass whitebois dont realized how good they have it
>>146466361
>yuropoor
https://www.poundsterlinglive.com/eur/5082-pound-to-euro-exchange-rate-3434
faveles toggling hard
>Two who care... teams on a who care... map
outfuckingplayed
>swedecucks
friberg A SHIT
Big Brazilian Train
NIP bunch of onliners kek
was it pyth who bought the cheats in
>>146465974
>SG553 is better than what I though
thats statistically the best assault rifle
ofc noone knows how to use it so if u die someone is gonna pick it up and fuck up
new fred friends
>>146467123
>>146290354
Only likeable NA team is OpTic, they're the only one that isn't the result of sg@res, hiko and Semphis inbreeding with everyone else.
>>146366245
>betting against the e-sports capital of the world
>literally could have googled "Korea CSGO team" and found they have more good players than Iran
You deserved to lose those skins
>>146397256
Good sticker and skin combo
>>146406120
If he wasn't a bitch and had moved to NA and joined CLG thenyea. Otherwise, unless you count playing qualifiers for the minors in shitty Swedish teams with SKYTTEN, no.
>>146417157
Mouz knows he's the most valuable player on their team rn and probably have him locked on contract with a very expensive buyout.