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>FAQs & General Info
http://pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN (embed)

>Steam Groups
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp

>Total War Warhammer
Mods -- http://www.twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

>OVERCASTING SPELLS
Double click a spell (it needs to be a boostable spell and you need to have enough magic in the magic pool) to overcast the spell
There's a 50% chance that the caster damages itself though!

>QUEST BATTLE TELEPORT
Select your lord (make sure he isn't garrisoned or in a stance)
Select the quest battle (on the map or through quest log)
There's a button in the bottom right of the quest battle window that you can use to teleport for 5k gold (when the battle's finished you're automatically teleported back to your original position)

>GROUP ATTACK
Group units with ctrl + g
Select your group and right click the enemy
All your units move and automatically direct themselves to and engage enemies they get close to while maintaining formation
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Here is the link to that rebbit post discussing damage calculation that someone asked for.

reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/4m9sdw/how_melee_attack_and_defense_armor_and_damage/
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Legendary heroes when?

Gotrek and Felix when?

Krell when?

Genevieve Sandrine du Pointe du Lac Dieudonne when?
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*makes the going to /gsg/ post*
*does the >playing on not-ultra post*
*posts picture of vampire chan*
*roleplays an orc*
*complains about how fantasy fags killed /twg/*
*complains about how history fags killed /twg/(?)*
*sigvalds good*
*posts a cap of dwarfs killing 7000 zombies*
*cares about GoT*
*comments on being a trve understander*
*rhetorically asks why pontus was added*
*complains about someone who posted a caps graphics quality*
*summons the elector counts*
*complains about an anime reaction image*
*posts an obscure screencap from a gunpowder /twg/ and never elaborate on context*
*responds to bait*
*responds thinking it's bait but it's just genuine autism*
*asks when tomb kings will be added*
*makes "we wuz tomb kangz" joke*
*asks what the most reddit faction is*
*declares that the hype is dead*
*asks what mod*
*radious mod*
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>We'll never have another historical serie as good as Rome
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>>146109128
All me ;)
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also previous thread:
>>146050315
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Old waifus
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>>146109269
>80
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Hypothetically how difficult would it be to mod the warhammer campaign to be more like the older games? I'm talking unlimited armies, not needing a general, more than 4 building per city. I know most of the "mods" are just glueing CA assets together or changing a few numbers.
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I have some questions about the Empire as that is the playthrough I plan to do next.

Early game should my armies be stacked of nothing but Swordsmen and Crossbows with a few Spearmen and Pistoliers? Which are more useful for holding the line, Spears or swords?

Are heavy cavalry armies worth it? Outriders and Empire Knights specifically?

Do Crossbows remain relevant through the whole game, or should I replace them with Handgunners or artillery even later.

How good is Empire artillery? I had a dwarven army the majority of units being Organ Guns and Cannons and it demolished everything I faced.

What's the general consensus on early game conquering? Take Marienburg and then Wissenland early to get early income and better arty? Or should I slog straight into Brettonia, Tilea, and Estalia?

What units are must haves, what to avoid?

Thanks.
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>>146109454
pretty tough, especially when trying not to fuck the already fucked-up ai
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>>146107347
It tends to vary, with my elite handgunners and use of small units to distract the enemy so they can fire they rarely reach my lines, but when they do I kind of reach a logic gate.

>If the attack is widespread along my line, pull back the rifles and assess for a better position.

>If the attack is focused, leave the unit where it is and focus fire into that area from the remaining sides.

That tends to work. There's a reason my rifles get 200+ kills each every major battle.
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>>146109269
Just like my japanese animes
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>>146109174
All of them but empire and med2 are better but with mods med2 beats Rome.
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>>146110116
Was talking about the tv serie
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I think the main problem with slayers is psychology immunity just isn't that valuable. Terror could probably stand to be much harsher to make it more desirable.
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I have never played as actual Rome in Rome II, which house do I pick?
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So when I tailor a hero like a Necromancer, Banshee, whatever for income do I have to "deploy" them near a city or can I just have them roaming around my territory assassinating shit that comes through?

I have a lvl 20 Necro that has all the appropriate income skills and a lot of traits and follower...he is deployed but I have no idea if he is doing a whole lot....
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>>146109560
>Early game should my armies be stacked of nothing but Swordsmen and Crossbows with a few Spearmen and Pistoliers? Which are more useful for holding the line, Spears or swords?
Forego the pistoliers. They aren't that great. Mix up swords and spears. Swords are better at going toe-to-toe offensively with enemy troops, but spears are better at holding lines, and holing off against bigger monsters and creatures.

>Are heavy cavalry armies worth it? Outriders and Empire Knights specifically?
Not full cavalry armies, if that's what you mean. Sticking in a few units of cavlary into a standard army can make that army infinitely more adaptive. Outriders are pretty great damage dealers, but for skirmish cav they don't have Parthian shot. They're still the strongest skirmish cav in the game, and powerful units outright. Empire Knights are shadowed over by Reiksguard and Demigryphs. The latter being abusively strong. Only needing a single building that even a town can host, makes Reiksguard generally better than Empire Knights.

>Do Crossbows remain relevant through the whole game, or should I replace them with Handgunners or artillery even later.
Crossbows will be better throughout the game for taking out lightly armoured foes, as well as having the ability to shoot over your front line. Handgunners can punch through armoured and otherwise tough units, and are more versatile when fighting starts around the map, than artillery. I tend to replace my crossbowmen with handgunners though,

>How good is Empire artillery? I had a dwarven army the majority of units being Organ Guns and Cannons and it demolished everything I faced.
Mortars are good, though nothing really stood out to me other than steam tanks, which technically-
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>>146110776

The skill will mention if it modifies his deploy ability. If it doesnt it's full on passive.
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>>146111063
aren't even artillery, or at least aren't classified as such.

>What's the general consensus on early game conquering? Take Marienburg and then Wissenland early to get early income and better arty? Or should I slog straight into Brettonia, Tilea, and Estalia?
People attest for taking Marienburg first, though it marks you as number 1 on Skaelings hit-list. Get ready for a fight, on higher difficulties, with as many as 4 full stacks coming down on turn 20. Other than that, it mostly depends on who is willing to engage in diplomacy with you.

>What units are must haves, what to avoid?
Most of Empires units are good, or at least have roles they can fill in armies. Pistoliers will pretty much never pay for themselves no matter the situation. Demigryphs, steam tanks and greatswords, tend to be referred to as the "most broken units in the game" in that order, so take that how you will.
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im gay
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IF OUR LORD IS T'BECOME KING I'm THIS fucking close to losing my shit
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>reach point where your faction is top dog
>can't be bothered to finish the campaign
It hurts. Occasionally I'll get one rival faction that either pisses me off enough I'll keep playing to finish them off, or is a legitimate threat, but 90% of the time I know how the game will end by the time I hit turn 60 or 70 and just lose interest in seeing it through.
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>try hard difficulty
>its too easy
>try very hard difficulty
>its too hard
its bullshit how everyone declare on you for no fucking reason, sometimes you dont even know you're even at war with them until they raze one of your cities
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>>146112631

Go into your campaigns with the goal of finishing the campaign objectives being more important than building up your power base.
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>>146112774

Either turn battle difficulty up on hard or turn it down on very hard then. Find a middle ground.
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>>146112631
Happened to me earlier while playing as Egypt in Rome 2. I'm shitting money despite being at the stack cap with laughably expensive armies and all I'm fighting is eastern spearmen and low tier cav.
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>Kislev
>3 stacks fighting in Norsca
>just killed Archaeon in the siege for his capital
>get the news that norsca got eradicated and trade flows again
>prepare to clean up the rest of khorne/nurgle in the area
>suddenly Osterland who im allied with sieges my city
>immediately mobolise everything but 1 stack to run down from the end of the world to get revenge
>they fucking took Kislev by surprise
>Kislev has 18k income
>kick him out after 2 turns of occupying kislev with the garrisons from all the surrounding cities
>take his only port-city
>another army stands at Erengard and Nordland sends a stack who im neutral with
>attack the stack but oddly enough Nordland joins in on the battle and I randomly declare War on him automatically
>fuck them both up
>try to negotiate caesefire
>he wants trade and reestablish the alliance
>no interest in the southern relams so i accept

Holy fuck, allies backstabbing you is the worst, I will keep those southern towns garrisoned now.
To think that I took on all of chaos on my own for them...
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>>146114309
Diplomacy in the TWE2 games is literally worthless, don't even bother.
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>>146114508
TWE2 ?
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>>146114508
funny story

VC campaign, i over extend, and a few stacks are retardedly out of position

fuck what do i do

>ask carl for peasu
>get money from them and peace
>get armies in position next turn
>push them into frog land

thanks dumbass
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>>146114741
Total War Engine 2, the one Rome and Medieval II uses.
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http://youtu.be/dnzGfG_6yws

Here's an awesome battle I had yesterday using the VC
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>>146112617
what's happening anon ?
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>tfw no Russo-Japanese mod for Shogun 2
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>>146115329
If you want to simulate that war, just build a bunch of Ironclads and sink them on the otherside of the map.
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>>146115484
>Implying I want to play as the Russians.
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>>146115771
>>146115484
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What clan should I be for my first MoS campaign?

Thinking of Tokugawa, its what I normally played in vanilla an TROM
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>>146116179

play Unlimited Ashigaru Works clan
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Played multiple Empire campaigns now and I'm tired of summoning the elector counts. Who should I play next?
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>>146116423
I dunno, Oda seems too meme
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Well, would you look at that.
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=707514055&searchtext=
Is it any good?
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>>146116527
Vampire Counts

BRING THE NIGHT
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>>146116527
Balthasar Gelt
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>>146114309
Diplomacy has never been total wars strong suite, if you want that play gsg games or hope CA eventually get around to improving AI. Tw games are more about managing a nation at war anyways treaties are basically temporary things with one guy while you concentrate on conquring others. On harder difficulties it's basically pointless since they ai is basically hardcoded to hate your guts then.
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What do you name your units /twg/?
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>>146116608
Otomo or Hattori then

final offer
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>>146116779
Yeah. The "issue" is that each of the AI are programmed to win, and a lot of people share win conditions, so eventually people will declare war on you because they need a province that you have. Basically, both the player and the AI need to fuck each other over in order to win. You can have staunch allies but eventually you'll probably have to betray them.
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>Watch Jon Snow get baited hard

Top kek, that part with the shields and shit reminded me of Red Cliff + The Warlords
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>>146116527
I had a tonne of fun playing Chaos. Just be prepared to run halfway around the map at times.
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>>146116527
Play dorfs and read all the lore about them and all their grudges. Then declare war on everyone including yourself because everyone winds up in there at one point or another. But then never expand out of your home region for 500 turns while being at war with everyone. Then go attack a single stack and destroy it. Spend another 500 turns in you single city. Repeat until you win.
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>>146116779
I like paradox's warscore and rivalry/alliance systems. It seem kind of gamey but they end up working out much better than CA's shit.
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>>146117064
I haven't read the books yet but are the battles, fights, and political situations actually as unbelievable and retarded as in the show? I keep wondering how almost all of the main characters haven't been lynched by a mob years ago in the setting.
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>>146117018
True, but factions still also gun for you specifically on high difficulties, I've had nations send stacks chasing me no matter how bad of a idea it was for them.

I know in the old games like Rome and med 2 I basically allied and buttered up guys who didn't border me or share victory objectives but still bordered my enemies, that way you kinda stayed "out of their sights" for a wile,at leat till you became a juggernaut empire, and at that point the world is yours anyways.
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>>146117538
The show diverges pretty hard from the books since about the middle of season 3. The show is essentially Radious: Game of Thrones now
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>>146117810
>The show is essentially Radious: Game of Thrones now
>Heavy House Bolton Armoured Heraldic Pike Spears (light infantry)
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>>146117538
Not near as bad, political situations can get a bit dumb but nowhere near the books, for battles they are usually done well. It's even explained why tywin is able to surprises stannis at the black water and why stannis catches the wildlings unaware.
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>>146117017
Done.

Holy shit this mod.

>>146117791
Yeah, I like RPing and having my bros but in the later games my staunchest of allies betray me even though I'm not threatening them at all. I tried to be all buddy with the Greeks to start in R2 as Rome and they hated my guts and warred me anyway.
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>>146117810
Kek, that's actually a good comparison.

Show itself basically went downhill after season 4 as well.
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>go into legendary mode
>fight a hard uphill battle
>outmaneuver them in a rome 2 town battle
>capture the victory point
do I need to hold it for 5 minutes or some shit?
>victory screen pops up
>"ah fuck it, let's run them down for a bit"
>3 seconds later my general dies from a fucking friendly-fire sling
what a fucking world
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>>146118061
>nowhere near the books

Show* I ment, sorry.
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>>146118263
I have a vivid memory of playing rome 2 as massalia. I bumrushed the barbarian city I shared a province with before they could pump out stacks of levies. I had my phalanxes sprint to their town square while my skirmishers. As I was capturing the city squared I made a line of infantry at the choke point to hold off a FUCK TON of gauls. My line barely held and I got the victory screen. Pretty cheesey but the ai cheats so lul
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>>146118148
Yes I actually kept allies for a long time and finished moat my short campaigns with them still there.

Impossible pretty much now, atilla is even worse than R2 in that regard, I've had factions send stacks chasing my hordes across the world while their own lands where getting razed by other ai factions.
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>>146118148
how do you like the mod so far ?

i'd like to try it but I'm a scrub and I'm afraid it will be to hard for me to manage
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>>146119084
I'm trying to work out what clusterfuck I should plow into. My natural enemies (Kitabatake hate me the most) are inaccessible without getting some military access. Seems to add a lot, the provinces are a bit overwhelming but it could be comfy.
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>>146119302
I was playing as Chosokabe last night, and fuck. Winters are comfy as hell.
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>>146110404
Terror is great though. Granted in 1v1 fights it just makes them do a mini rout earlier so that you can break them quicker but in a group fight that helps so much in causing chain routes.
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>>146118664
Speaking of cheesy, people bitch about op units but I don't think anything has reached rome 1 pikemen levels yet, particularly the germania baseline spears that had it who could win the game for you, and that was a lowest teir barracks unit you could get right away anywhere.
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>>146118664
Cheesiest thing I've done was in either Empire or Med2.

Empire:
>Maratha vs Mughal
>Sieging their settlement
>Run my infantry to the town hall
>Have my men take the building and use their buildings as cover before the bulk of their army gets to the centre
>Turn an attack into a defence

Med II:
>Crusading against Mongols
>Max level fortress
>Take their outer gate, try to distract their army with our cavalry
>Have a unit holding ladders take one of their inner walls
>They are mongols and have no infantry
>They are locked out of their own city and slowly die to towers
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how many ranged units should I have in my empire armies? Crossbows are cheap as fuck but they only get like 20-30 kills a battle, seems like wasted slots.
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>>146120440
In this commentators opinion, it depends on who you're fighting.
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>>146120440
I usually have 2-4 ranged units, replacing crossbows with firearms as soon as I have them.
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>>146040906
feel like i'm being memed here with how far red eye it from chaos starting area.
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>>146120914
my ass is getting weary
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Is it ever a good idea to engage in a losing battle, do some damage then have your units withdraw?

I just tested a general and 3 pistoleers vs an orc hoard. I ran my horses around a bit, did some damage and even wiped out their cavalry then i told everyone to with draw. The pistoleers suffered no casualties but my general was left with 1hp on the campaign.

I'm wondering what would happen with a mass artillery army that leaves the map as soon as the enemy closes.
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guys, how do I use dwarf irondrake? they are slow, short range and does not fire most of the time. How do I make them work?
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I love this game.
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>>146120440
I say 4-6 is a good number for a stack, depending on if you're fielding any artillery. Crossbows and Handgunners can do a lot of damage, but they require smart positioning to not be constantly obstructed and useless in battle.
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>i won with 3 slingers who got lucky and killed the enemy general in melee
holy shit i did not deserve to win this
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>>146121910
HAHAHAHA THE ENEMY CAVALRY TRIED TO FLANK ME AND RAN HEAD FIRST INTO NINJA
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>>146122064
Glad to see they finally got around to porting Rome 2 to the Gamecube.
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>>146122182
they didn't. i'm playing it on my windows xp laptop my grandfather gave to me when he upgraded to a phone
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>not playing on Ultra unit-size
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>>146122170
Devastation.
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>>146121560
still feels weird just walking past kislev this early into the game. ended up sacking jakove before assaulting the orcs
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>>146122870
The original suicide bomber.
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>>146122976
Kislevs more trouble than it's worth. For lore purposes, you're supposed to fight them, but honestly it's a waste of manpower, when more lucrative opportunities are untapped in the mountains.
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Just started a Vampire Counts campaign and saw Mannfred's skill tree. How do you build this fucker?
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Chaos plan: beeline down to dwarf city and bash them first, nip that shit right in the bud.
Any problems with my plan?
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>>146124028
Some essential magic, lightning strike if you want it, then full melee monster.
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>>146124402
>mountain passes narrow as fuck
>multiple walled settlements blocking the narrow passes
Is getting caught part of your plan? It's not a bad one though.
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Are etheral units good?
Also when building armies should i make one with top tier troops and weaker one or balance them?
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>>146117064
>tfw Ramsey is the greatest military ruler of the show

Won the lineal championship from Stannis, then almost destroyed Jon and the Snows before Sansa cheated with reinforcements.

Liked that we finally got a proper battle from GoT. They've been pussyfooting too long.

Shame its going to be Dragons, Fire and Zombies from now on.
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>>146124872
on normal you can make anything work
ehtereal units are near indestructible against non elite/non magical units
banshees are the strongest fighter hero in the game
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>>146124872
They're good at some things, not so much at others.
Army composition depends on what you intend to use them for. Both approaches work well in different circumstances.
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>>146124028
This is what I like:
-unit replentishment and something else so you can get lightning strike
- four death spells so you can get Bjuna, Doom and Darkness is real nice during sieges
- Raise Dead, the passive for when you cast, and Gaze of Nagash are good, Gaze doesn't really become viable until after you get the dragon, so you might hold off
- the rest can go into melee stuff, prolly want melee defense instead of armor
- don't bother with the lore master stuff
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>>146125074
What about hard or higher?
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>>146125229
gets tougher because of the bonuses and the massive stacks
you have to cheese with OP units on harder difficulties (crypt horrors/ terrorgheist/vargheist and graveguard)
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>>146124028
here's how I built him in my legendary campaign. he only ended up at level 15 by the end because I started with heimrich, and I mostly only got him in for crucial battles
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>>146124028
keep adding hero assassination skill his tree and have him kill heroes like balthesar gelt
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>>146124710
What if I do this?
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>still no patch
>still no dlc besides chaos

CA you shits, get it out before i completely lose interest in the game
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>>146125954
You'll have to get past Bechafen, and there are two major rivers in Ostermark and Stirland-Averland that you'll have to force march across, but otherwise you should be golden. Travelling mountainous regions without underway stance is far far more tedious. It also helps that if the Empire gets too strong you can just swoop in from wherever you are and make for Reikland, as opposed to having to disentangle yourself from the mountains.
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>>146125954
>>146124402
I foresee Talabecland inviting the Greenskins to join war with you, then Dwarves inviting vampire counts, then empire inviting Mousillon and Top Knotz, and all of them approaching stacks out of the fog precisely as you venture too far away from the chaos wastes to escape, but too far away yet from Karaz-a-karak to push through to safety before the doomstacks surround you.
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>>146126461
Well, it's a good thing that you have forced march stance and didn't install that 10% movement boost mod then.

Take a page from Surtha Ek, and yakety sax indefinitely while sacking minor settlements along the way.
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>>146126461
nigga what

why the fuck would you give a fuck about 90% of the factions you mentioned? greenskins will most likely do nothing but help you with dwarves, talabecland is literally as irrelevant to this guys path as it gets, and moussilon has to fight bretonnia before they do jack shit. bretonnia dying is a win-condition as well, so why the fuck would they be a threat?

the thing with chaos is that you want to get people to run away from you, and the moment they start gathering at the ede of your vision or whatever, you bail out. it's almost impossible to die, no matter how big of an asshole you are diplomatically, as long as you watch the map
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> Tomb Kings still not announced
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Dung Covered Doom Divers

Would have a poison effect to their impact explosion

y/n?
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I'll have this thread.
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>>146128146
The dung would slough off due to the velocity at which they are catapulted
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>>146127406
Because they're all going to ignore each other and their own campaign conditions literally the second archaon steps out of Goromandy Mountains, and beeline 2 stacks per owned village straight through each others' lands in a perfect interception path to remove the player from the game. They will wait literally out of his sight in the fog of war, dancing armies just out of retaliation range but always leaving him wondering what's on his flanks, until he reaches the perfect point along his journey where the AI decides its ready and has six factions coordinate an ambush that triggers on its turn, not the player's.
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>>146128221
Feed them poisonous mushrooms right before they launch. so that by the time they reach their targets the goblins are pissing, shitting and vomiting all over the place.
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>>146128452
Now this is an idea. Perhaps the violent defecation could give them a slight boost to range too.
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>>146128503
>shit rocket guided missile doom diver goblins
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>>146125051
Jon would be one of this total war generals with 0 command stars but a fucking overpowered General's Bodyguard unit

Ramsey is fucking great. 10/10 command stars
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>>146128351
ok nice fan fiction. chaos was my first vh win, and then my first legendary win. sounds like you're making shit up
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>>146128967
overpowered generals traits and no command traits is how i build all my generals
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>>146128214
Edgelords not allowed
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>>146129078
Me too, because I know my commanding is sufficient enough that I just need some kickass guys to fuck over the enemy.
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>>146129078
I used to do this back in Shogun 2, I remember my top generals all had extra bodyguards and insane melee skills that I never used.

I feel less embarassed when I think of my old myspace page than I do about this.
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>>146129251
Archaeon is pretty kawaii once you get to know him
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What is the ugliest thing in any total war game and why is it all of rome 2's color scheme?
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>>146129251
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>>146126338
Don't pretend. The moment DLC comes out you'll come back no matter how long it takes.

Slut
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>>146109128
>asks what the most reddit faction is

I finally did it, I became a living meme
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>>146129515
Whut.
Have you even seen Attila? or Med2?
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>>146129762
This is truly the greatest thing a person can accomplish in life. Congratulations, Anon. I hope I can become one too someday.
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>>146129909
Thanks dude, I'm a NEET with no claim to fame, my advice for aspiring meme-knights is to persist, I got up in the cold EVERY day to say, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN MY NAME IS TOTALBISCUIT AND I'M HERE TO ANSWER ONE SIMPLE QUESTION WTF IS THE MOST REDDIT WARHAMMER FACTION
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>>146130131
i used to be a meme... probably am still, but i don't want to go back to those dark days...
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>>146108868
Beastmen rape and pillage when ?
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>>146130542
>rape and pillage

You mean shit and rape. Then shit some more.
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>>146109012
Well. That completely fucking destroys most peoples theories and beliefs about how combat works.
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>>146130621

It's Orcs&Goblins that shit.

Beastmen rape, kill and pillage, not necessarily in that order.
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How do I build a VC general?

Should I put points that raise his leadership and aura size? I like getting stuck in with the zombie boyz, so my leadership should stop far reaching zombies from crumbling.
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>-40 public order
>bandits teleport behind me with gold chevron units on turn 3
>defeat them
>come back with even more eilite units all with gold chevrons
>ally unallies me
>kill them all
>another ally wages war
>two full stacks waiting in the forests for me to take his main city
>he goes and sacks my two hard-earned towns
>runs like a bat out of hell into the mountains and doesn't take any attrition
>my agent who excels at poisoning get's wounded off a 2% chance
>game crashes
what a wild ride

>>146131832
someone post the beastman fluff where he shits, like, 3 times all over somebodies house
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>>146131832
what do they rape and how?
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>>146131832
Beastmen having a thing for smearing shit on anything civilized is a part of the lore.
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>>146132113
they rape human and wood elf girls by using their animal penises
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>>146132113

they rape all the pussy, even the boypussy
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>grudge thrower hits a siege tower 5 times
>doesn't do any damage

COME ON
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>hardly a fucking peep out of CA since release
Im getting worried something went wrong, like they didnt even get near the sales they wanted

It did only make 700k sales as their 'biggest game ever' and Rome 2 broke a million and was their absolute worse
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>>146132798
>warhammer sales weren't good enough
>SEGA shuts down CA
>now CA is history
>the history fags have finally won
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http://steamspy.com/app/364360
Playtime in the last 2 weeks: 19:40 (average) 11:02 (median)
Playtime total: 37:01 (average) 25:13 (median)
Good lord what
How many people bought this game and never played it
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>>146132263
>>146132274
Is this how new beastmen are made?
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>>146133179
I bought it the first week it came out, but wasn't able to play it until this past weekend because I was busy with work. I fucking hate Norsca shits, I can't burn these fuckers houses down fast enough.
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>>146133179
>steamspy
>>146133414
female beastmen
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>>146133179
I played about 80 hours, but I'm waiting either for some patches, DLC or excellent mods before I fully commit.
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>>146133149
if we dont get all the races im going to be heartbroken
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>>146133556
>beastmen
>men
>female beastmen
>female men
check your fucking privledge shitlord i bet you're from averland you leftest pig
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>>146132798
Rome 2 broke a million in sales several months after release. It hasn't even been a month since TWW was released.
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>>146133631
>Tomb Kinds will NEVER EVER be announced
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>>146134071
Fuck that, Tomb Kings are my role model. I can't wait to die so I can be a skeleton too.
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getae or odrysian kingdoms

>>146134175
why not speed up the process haha
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MAN THE dwarf faction is so unfun lategame. I'm slowly losing holds against chaos and all I can think of is how annoying its going to be before I can get the fucks due to slow moving armies (as all my armies were still in the badlands eradicating beornlings and the last orcs.

is there really a better composition for dwarves that arent massed ironbreakers+quarrelers + a cannon or 3?

seems all other siege weps/longbeards/slayers/irondrakes are underwhelming.
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>>146134756
Everyone says Grimgor a tough guy, but all I ever see is him run like a bitch
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>archaon leading his chaos hordes with lord of cheese on his side
>about to attack essen
>empire (karl franz) only has 2 settlements left, altdorf and essen
>I (dwarf) alive just in time with my 2nd army
>I stay near the essen settlement (which has decent guardhouse upgrade) so the empire could join me in battle
>archaon, lord of change attacks anyway
>is me, my other army, empire army vs 2 chaos army
>I put my defenses near where my reinforcement came
>archaon and lord of change's army are so far apart that they had to unite in the middle of the map
>they tried to attack me but my thunderer, organ gun and ironbreaker's satchel charges breaks them apart
>the empire army end up flanking them from behind, shooting their heavy armored chaos warrior, chosen with hand gunner while also taking out the 2 hellcannon in the back with their knights

and that's how I defeated archaon with dwarf
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>>146133414
No, those anons are lying, GW is grim dark but even they won't have a beast race that reproduces by raping humanoid races females, that's just asking for trouble from femnazi ' s.

In the lore the reproduce with docile female beastmen, also due to the influence of chaos, some children born to human parnets are corrupted and become beastmen. The parents are supposed to kill them but most can't bring themselves to do it and leave the kids at the edge of the forest to be adopted by the nearest beastmen tribe.
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>>146133623
Same, I just can't commit to a game till its een patched a bit for fear of major changes on the middle of my campaigns.
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>its a level one hero kills hundreds of your troops lead by a level 20 general on the campaign map episode
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>>146135596
>tfw facing off against jedi generals in MTW 1

Fuck, those were the days
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>>146134071
>>146134175
>Tomb kangz still not announced
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How are the vampire agents? I know necromancers are just moneymancers and banshees are good assassins, but what about the others? How are they in combat, etc.
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>>146135442
>GW is grim dark but even they won't have a beast race that reproduces by raping humanoid races females
Do a quick google search for "Fimir", I'll wait.
Fimir will never be announced.
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>>146135760
Wight Kings are the combat hero for the vamps, once you get into the second tier of the blue tree they buff recruited units experience levels. Vampire waifus are good if you want access to the lore of death outside of Mannfred and can be ok in combat too.
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>>146135760
Vampire chan is qt
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>>146135714

Man, I miss the Med2 pre-battle inspirational speeches.
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>>146135760
>moneymancers
>10% boost in income
>at most a city will make 2k
>cost 300 upkeep

good deal. I just use them to spread corruption
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>Grimgor on wyvern
>123 speed and 869+ weapon strength

Nothing is safe.
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Are melee units worth it in Empire Darthmod?
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>>146136441
Ah, so this is what nightmares look like.
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>>146136310
>15% boost
>Eastern Sylvania can go well over 3k
>all the Empire provinces with 3 towns

At least one is mandatory
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>>146136310
>up to 30% off buildings
>15% boost in income
if you didn't want to save 5k off the top tier necromancer buildings it's fine...
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>>146136518
If you can actually get them into combat with most line inf they'll wreck the line inf, but if your enemy is half decent they'll get shot to shit before they can hit the enemy line.
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>>146136736
It only affects the region, not the whole province.
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>>146136686
shut it ya gitz, all I've need iz my 'ust worzy gitsnik n gork inside me to stump all da gitz in da world WAAARGH!!
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>>146136441
black orcs are like spartans. they would never ride a mount you modding git
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>A few years before Pyrrhus crossed over into Italy the Romans had suffered a crushing defeat at Arretium at the hands of the Gauls, but in the very next year they had mobilized another army and inflicted an equally crushing defeat upon the Gauls and Etruscans at Lake Vadimon, and followed up this success by expelling the Senones from the Ager Gallicus.

See? AI factions producing a fullstack 2 turns after you crush their main stacks is completely legitimate and historical. :^)
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>>146136834
Why does it say 'Local Province' then?

God damn it CA.
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>>146136686
he loses quite a bit of melee attack and defense for being on the wyvern, but he also has a yellow tree skill I can put three points into for 18 melee attack so he'll be right back to hitting and killing everything he looks at soon enough. The defense isn't a bad trade imo since he can fuck off out of combat whenever he pleases.

>>146136976
>not seeing the value of reaching and krumping your enemies even faster

Dis git's got too much Gork 'n not nuff MORK in 'is 'ead
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What the fuck is the point of this?
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>>146136105
Same, those where great, especially how traits and their dread/chiv rating would affect them.

I enjoy every tw game but despite their problems the best times I had with the series was Med 1 and VI, rome 1& BI and med 2.
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>>146137573
I think they forgot to add a 0 to all the growth traits. There are a few things that only add 1 or 2 growth when they should add 10 or 20.
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>>146137147
The roman military machine was one of the best for its era but I still find it hilarious how pre-marian reforms most their greatest triumphs was simply taking losses that would destroy other nations and eventual winning in the end, especially in the case of the punic wars.
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>>146138079
Out breeding your enemy is the strongest tactic which is why muslims and africans are taking over europe.
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>>146128967
I just had to make this to commemorate his valiant stupidity.
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>>146139194
>Out of Control, Berserking
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>>146139194
If it hadn't been for salsa and her sekrit army that literally performs a teloports behind u on ramsay then his idiotic ride towards ramsay would've gotten his entire army killed as it was forced to follow him.

He even takes time to explain to Tormund what a pincer is because wildlings charge head on and that it should be avoided, then he does it himself.

He makes a good berserker though.
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>>146136441
Oi you gitz, wut if we took a bunch o em giants and we nail em all together, and en we built a big metal fort ting dat those gitz move around. We getz a lot of em and den we make a big giant orc, we give it a big choppa and den doz gobbz can shoot em stunties full of arrers, we can get a bunch o giants and boyz to swing da armz and stuff, and en', now listen to this boss. We go catch one of em dragons and put it in da mouthy bitz so it shoots flames and stuff. So den we have a giant movin fortress to gork an mork and we can stomp da world flat.
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>>146139465
dat's summa da dumb'nest tings i ever 'erd
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>>146139617
Uz da dumb'nest ting I ever seen ya grot
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>>146138227
And why blacks and Mexicans are taking over America sadly as well, but when your average western white family has like 1 or 2 kids maybe 3 if your lucky and immigrant and minority families are pumping them out by the half dozen or more it's hard to keep up.
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>>146139465
Waaaaaggggghhhhh!!!
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How much did they end up changing Rome 2? I've had it since it came out but never finished the one campaign I started because it was so lackluster. Is it worth a shit now?
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Are goblin units ever worth using?
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>>146135104
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>>146142414
In campaigns they're cheap filler so you can build waaghs and they only take 1 turn to build but so do boyz (gotta have 18 units to be able to make a waagh).

In battle they're slightly faster than boyz and they have larger unit numbers, dont know how their stikkas affect matchups. i always like to have some in my army just because i like their voice acting and even though they rout easy they're usually able to run back in or chase down routed units
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>>146139840
Blacks have been stagnant for a long time and will continue to be, it's mostly the mexicans.
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POST HAMMER AND ANVIL
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>>146110404
>I think the main problem with slayers is psychology immunity just isn't that valuable. Terror could probably stand to be much harsher to make it more desirable.

I've been testing slayers and they're pretty damn good, much better than people seem to think. They hit as hard as hammerers, die faster though, BUT they actually move at a pace that allows them to flank. I got my slayers late game, at turn 118 but they are now vital to me as I keep 4 units in all my armies and they are the bread and butter of my melee damage. Not to mention, they're cheaper than hammerers, and you can get them earlier than Hammerers if you know what you are doing.

This is my experience with them and knowing what I know now, I would have rushed the slayer king faster, gotten a thane faster AND picked infantry buffs to the slayers to make them a neigh unstoppable force.
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>>146110404
The main problem with slayers is that they die faster than deal damage.
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Do you guys tell quarrellers to shoot at the enemy infantry after they're engaged with yours? I usually leave it on fire at will but their view gets obstructed. I can force them to shoot at the infantry but I'm not sure if it's a good idea considering the friendly fire.
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What does /twg/ think about HEMA? Historical European Martial Arts, that is.

Entirely pointless, neat but ultimately fruitless aside from exercise or straight up good shit?
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What series should I re-read first. Gaunt's ghosts, malus darkblade, or gotrek and felix?
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>>146145531
Excellent for sport, tradition, and cultural preservation.

And there is indeed a point, you use it to score with, har har.
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what the fuck am I supposed to do here?
I can lightning strike one of them and win, but then they just siege me the next turn and my units wont heal

not to mention that fucker sigvald and another stack are razing all my settlements down south
never played on very hard before but how are you supposed to deal with 6 chaos stacks attacking you on different parts of the map

not to mention the fucking vargs
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>>146145531
fedora as fuck
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>>146144306

I've agreed with this for a while now, but I usually never speak up because people usually just go immediately for the HURRRRR YOU ARE RETARDED response because they die fast.

Yeah, they die fast. But they will have killed 1 - 2 full units by the time one unit dies, if used correctly. Along with, if used in Ungrim's army, they're cheap as fuck for what they bring.
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>tfw losing chaos campaign on hard.
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Which game did cavalry right?
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>>146141793
Not really, bugs have all pretty much been fixed but it's still pretty lack luster and still basically pikes part 2:electric bogaloo
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>>146148047
Shogun 2 and Attila
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>>146145295
Probably not a good idea if you're shooting from behind your own line as you'll be hitting them in the back. If there are no enemy skirmishers or flanking forces to be afraid of, you should probably try outflanking the enemy with your skirmishers. You`ll deal more damage from behind, have much better accuracy and won't hit your own troops nearly as often. You can also charge into the enemies' backs for that extra morale shock.
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>>146148047
Med 1, after that they've been either completely op (rome 1, med 2, warhammer) kinda op still (atilla) or like Rome 2 were they would be ok if they didn't take so many losses pulling out of a enemy unit.

It's hard to make cav work like it did in real life though since it's hard to work in horses that don't simply act like a robot mount.
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>>146148653
In Attila they get slaughtered when cycle charging.

>>146148047
I'd say Shogun 2 and Warhammer although the charges are a bit over the top
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>have army stationed in a city
>enemy army passes it and takes the city behind it
>crush them in that city
rinse fucking repeat
why is CA AI not only absolutely retarded, but also the most irritating thing in the world
seriously winning is easy as fuck unless they get massive cheat bonuses and the AI isn't even focused on winning the game
fuck CA
fuck total war campaign AI and the bullshit they get away with
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>getting loot is a big part of the campaign
>non of the loot changes the appearance of your LL
>no shogun 2 like multiplayer conquest
>no online legendary lord customization
>NO ARMY PAINTER
>NO C H A O S
holy shit what were they thinking.
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Why ate the Brettonians such a meme faction holy shit

They literally can't do anything but die
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>>146149724
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>>146149274
Wait.

You're complaining that the AI didn't attack a heavily fortified city and instead took the weaker one?

Huh
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>>146134756

That's because the Copter units are clearly meant to be late game and add to what the dwarves clearly lack in mobility and flanking, however, they are so shit, you're better off making explosive miners to try and flank instead.

They do more damage and cause more terror for weak infantry units.
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>>146149803
yeah and proceeded to get their army crushed
I don't care about dirty tactics
I'm just not so happy about cheesy bullshit for the sake of cheesy bullshit without it making any sense
the AI is dumber than a bag of bricks
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>>146147389

>Complains about losing to sheer numbers
>Sitting on 20k gold

You should only have as much gold on hand as you need to create higher tiered buildings, everything else should be focused on your armies.
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>>146147389
retreat.
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>>146147718
>Yeah, they die fast. But they will have killed 1 - 2 full units by the time one unit dies, if used correctly. Along with, if used in Ungrim's army, they're cheap as fuck for what they bring.

I wouldn't use them against players, they're too smart to ignore the twin axe dwarves chopping at their backs. But for the campaign, it's something to think about if you haven't played Dwarf yet or for future DLC.
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>He didn't launch an expedition to destroy the vargs

Lol
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>>146149274
It really is sad, I never feel like the AI has actual war goals or a plan to roll back my borders, it's just pumping out a stack to go into my lands and bother me or hinder my progress in any way it can. I don't know if I've just been noticing it the longer I've played the series, but I didn't notice this level of cheese before the Rome 2 age.
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>>146151052
BRETONNIA WHEN?
inb4 tomorrow
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NEW STUFF FUCKING WHEN
>inb4 tomorrow
>inb4 next week
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>>146151727
thursday, friday or next week maybe later even, but then WH will be semi-dead
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Is the warhammer game worth 60 eurobucks? tempted to buy it desu.
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>>146151727

tonight
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>>146151693
How is this even allowed to happen? Why? What is a Norscan warlord doing atop a lighthouse in L'Anguille? Shouldn't he be down by the longships, or raiding the town with the rest of his army? Why is there a single knight up there dealing with this shit when there should be a squad surrounding the giant and hacking at his calves from behind? How was this battle allowed to go on for a full night and day without any intervention? Why the fuck are the longships still here, who the fuck launches a lightning raid from sea then decides to just stay and fight a pitched battle across the city for a full day?
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>>146152119
>How is this even allowed to happen?
IT'S WARHAMMER!!!
>Why?
BECAUSE IT'S COOL!!!
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>>146152089
It is
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>>146152089
It was worth it with chaos dlc but now... I don't know...
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>>146152119
>Interrupting a one on one duel in Brettonia

Sou dss like you want to get taxed
Then executed
Then have your family taxed to bury you
Then they get imprisoned for not paying the tax
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>>146134756
Make sure Zhufbar and Karak Kadrin are alive, don't confederate, they will serve as meatshields against Chaos/Vamps. There are like 3 ways to the mountain (Black Fire Pass and two bordering Sylvania). Put your armies here and just kill any Chaos shit that tries to pass. Let the umgi deal with the main force.
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>>146152089
Find yourself a better deal matey, I found my copy+chaos online for just 44 schmeckles. Or wait for some more content, the game is a little unpolished.
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>>146152119
Blood for the Blood God
Skulls for the Skull Throne
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Anyone have any luck with bigger unit size mods, or do they completely glitch up or break the balance?
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>>146152119
It's Brethonian propaganda piece, boosting their faith in muh lady, chivalry and shit.
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>>146152089

I love it. When I bought it, I put 48hrs into it in one week and I played it past bed time. Last RTS that I played was Shogun 2 in 2011 and this is better than it by a large margin.

If this is your first RTS that isn't Starcraft, then you'll need some tips. Youtube the races and basic tips like in the Op to get you started. I didn't even know there was a pause button until I was 60+ turns into my campaign.

I needed it badly cause with everything set to low, I'm running sub 30FPS on my 6950gpu.
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>>146151693
>Wanting a bigger meme faction than CDwarfs
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I only just found out about the monk incite + metsuke bribe combo. This is fucking hilarious.
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>>146152573
6950 represent. have you tried much multiplayer? I get this weird slowdown in 2v2 and higher battles, my fps apparently stays at a reasonable 20~ but it's as if the game is set to halfspeed.

this game is making me really want a new gpu.
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>>146151727
>>146151693
in two weeks. Give or take a few days.
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>>146151693
this does look like some bret bullshit. That norscan is clearly about to smash Marcus' head in with those fuck huge hammers.
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>>146152573

This guy is very good at explaining the basics of the game, in a slower and more "noob-friendly" manner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dQ-y4Xomdw&list=PLwVftHdWAdHNOJ-PMquSZMVVAGWIq2TVQ

Not shilling, just think he's a good guy for not assuming people played the previous installments.
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>>146152561
This feels like the only logical explanation. That being said, I get just how pants-on-head retarded Bretonnians can be in-universe, so I could also see this being an actual thing.

What I still don't get is why the Norscan put himself in this situation. The knight is probably having an orgasm because MUH LADY can admire his skills from up there, but what the fuck does the warlord have to gain by climbing the lighthouse?
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>>146153003
A signal had to be lighted for the rest of the fleet and he lead the expedition himself or something like that, you really need more imagination
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>>146152797
>this game is making me really want a new gpu.

I looked this up cause I was hitting less than 20FPS too and I found out the reason why. AMD abandoned support for the 6950 and we are left without drivers so we're missing the extra gains we "could" have gotten.

Yup, our card is so old now that they don't even make drivers for it. It's only a 5 year old card too. This isn't the first current gen game I've played either and with other game, I can still hit 60FPS with medium to low settings.
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>>146133179
topkek m80

i got 45 hours out of it in the first week

i need help
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>>146152089
summer sales are just around the corner
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>>146139194
kekd
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Daily reminder Isabella, Panther knights, Wood elves, beastmen and skaven are more or less in the files
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Chaos knights or trolls?
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Whats the best way to deal with dwarfs in the early game as Orcs?
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I love capturing Kaga/Sagami. Making Ashigaru able to outdamage katana samurai is hilarious.
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>>146154050
>Matsuda still alive
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>>146154012
boar boys
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>>146154142

They became vassals for Takeda, for whatever reason. Takeda's been going on a coastal rampage while I've waited for realm divide so I could remove Takeda one province at a time from behind.
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Am I just autistic or is the orc start really fucking hard? Orc boyz and gobs seem so fucking worthless. Everything routs immediately after doing no damage. I get rekt against stunties with warriors and take heavy losses against other orcs.

Vamp and stuntie campaign was piss easy compared to this. Playing on very hard btw.
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>>146153206
They had a beta driver with the crimson software which I downloaded immediately after first installing warhammer cause it was crazy slow. Thinking I might revert back to the old stable drivers though.

Generally the games fine and i can deal with shitty 20~ fps as long as it's playable, but multiplayer 2v2s and higher are near unplayable for me. Wondering if it's shitty netcode, other players or my gfx card or my australian ping but i didnt think ping would matter too much in total war
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Shiiiet, never seen this until one.

>Dark Elves still not announced
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Is there a way that if you have 2 generals in an army, in Shogun 2, that they both get XP? Or do I have to keep splitting them up and level them up individually? Even if I don't auto-resolve, my second general doesn't seem to get any XP unless I put him on his own stack out in the campaign map and he reinforces.
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>>146112631
>tfw the AI rebuilds Alexanders empire for an amazing end game show down.
Too bad this kind of stuff only seems to happen with some sort of regularity in Rome/Med II. Warhammer seems a little better though.
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>>146154676
The one actually leading the army gets way more exp, you better split them up
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>>146116985
For The Empire, I name my units after their province of origin (e.g. 1st Untergard Rifles), their accomplishments (1st "Corpse Cutter" Swords), and the captains they fight with (Schiller's Swords).

For Dwarfs, it's specifically based on achievements such as the "Gateholder Throng" or the "Daemon Slayers"

For Vampires, units are named based on achievements and which army they were raised from (e.g. Revenants of Stirland or The Abomination of Wurtbad)

For Greenskins, units are named on achievements second and who's led them first (e.g. Gorgutz' 'ead Smasherz or Da Burner Basherz).
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>>146154172
Will give it ago, thanks!
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>>146155091
>For The Empire, I name my units after their province of origin (e.g. 1st Untergard Rifles), their accomplishments (1st "Corpse Cutter" Swords), and the captains they fight with (Schiller's Swords).

That makes no sense in the way you've written it.
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>>146154676

http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showthread.php?548437-General-Experience-Gains-(Shogun-2-ROTS-FOTS)

DL link on the last page
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>>146155514
Yes it does. I'd like to hear your reasoning about why it doesn't. The lore has examples of all three of those.
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>>146155554

I mean that as in, your way of explaining it makes no sense.
>immediately jumps to lore as a shield when it's unrelated

I'm fucking dying.
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Storm clouds gather over Europe.
Mistrust and rivalries between realms threaten to break and flood he world in a tide of Total War
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>>146155614
I thought you were criticising the methods of naming units, which are based on the lore, using it as a shield when it's the most valid reason isn't something worth laughing at.

How have I explained it wrong?
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>>146132068
I use vamps as dedicated melee badasses and necromancers as pussy as warlocks who stand in the back
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>>146155091
>or the "Daemon Slayers"

Too bad there's no daemons in the game, numnuts.
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>>146155752
Being rude doesn't make you look any more correct, only more of an arsehole.

>Too bad there's no daemons in the game, numnuts.

Yes there is.

What else have I done wrong?
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>>146155640
always loved his voice, still do
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>>146155676
not him but the way you said it it sounds weird. So what you'r greatswords are called Karl Franz 1st Altdorf, greenskin slayer Greatswords?
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>>146155878
>So what you'r greatswords are called Karl Franz 1st Altdorf

No, Karl Franz isn't a captain. Keeping the province and regiment name only makes sense when they have a nickname, not named after a captain. Like my post suggests having only one name per unit makes more sense.
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>Warhammer total war dream game
>didn't play total war for 4 months in anticipation
>play 70 hours ONE chaos campaign and some messing about with other factions.
>burnt out

Makes no fucking sense I've put 70 hours into Napoleon campaigns before. There's monsters and magic and shit yet it can't hold my attention.
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>>146155947
yeah I figured. it's just it could be intepreted that way.

anyway I like how you do it. might copy it. could be fun to see which units survives the campaign. (playing Legendary)
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>>146153206
>>146154546
wtf, I'm using a 6950 2gb, i5 2500k and 8gig ram, 5 year old comp, doing fine.

I haven't counted frames anywhere, but it's amazingly smooth with all medium and high textures, I've done multiplayer 3v3 without any noticeable lag, maybe had 20 fps around the time but still all medium and some high.

Haven't updated my drivers in about a year now.

A tip is to turn of anti aliasing and all that bs, that's the first I did when playing and after that it became another game.
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>>146155968
Because it's exaggerated, it's pampered trash, there's no mass, substance real suffering to connect to.

Napoleon era europe is gritty, a real historical war, fought en masse between normal men just like you and me who just wanted to earn wages for their families.

Then there is the matter of the napoleon naval battles being arguably the most entertaining in all of total war.
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>>146156046
Thanks friend.

Using all three naming conventions for the Empire wouldn't actually work in game anyway, since there's a character limit, I was kind of assuming that they guy I was replying to had some understanding of that, so I apologise for that.
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>>146155968
it's a good game but a bit lackluster. I'm still into it but I think you'll like it more when there's more content
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>>146155968
I'm having fun with it especially with my friends in multiplayer, but I also play other stuff, it helps.
Also we need more content
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>>146156096
>wouldn't actually work in game anyway, since there's a character limit
oh yeah can't believe I didn't think of that aswell.

well I think he though you had a bit of radious naming syndrome
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>>146156194
It's ok, we all make mistakes. I can understand where some confusion came from to people that don't name regiments too often.
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>>146156091
I guess blood and gore might help but the campaign feels so determined like you are watching a chess game unfold whereas in other games all kinds of crazy shit happens. The combat is so insubstantive too, shit doesn't hold for more than 30 seconds and the lines break into a mess of routing and rallying men.
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>1 month since release
>No new content
>no patches
>nothing
CA confirmed to have dropped development.
Im getting scared this might be true guis
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>>146156310
It's not true, they've said a patch is on the way, plus all the trilogy promises.
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>>146156310
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>146156310

We're just off the E3 bandwagon, the entire gaming industry is currently in a standstill outside of E3 news. Give it another week or so and everything should be going back to normal.
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>>146156310
Considering Games Workshop is involved and this is a franchise they recently killed off they might be trying to kill this game off.

No, really.

They could have had a contract stating that CA were allowed to finish the game and release it, but after that it's done and Games Workshop won't allow them to continue making Warhammer Fantasy products.

If you think this is crazy you clearly weren't into Warhammer Fantasy table top. This is the greatest reason why I pre ordered this game
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>>146156539
Why does GW hate money?
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>>146156539
>They could have had a contract stating that CA were allowed to finish the game and release it, but after that it's done and Games Workshop won't allow them to continue making Warhammer Fantasy products.

I don't think you know how the game industry works, anon.
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>>146156502
yes all those programmers having to attend to a conference for journalists and marketing people
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>>146156619
Neither does Games Workshop.
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>>146156310
The game isn't being shat on like R2 so they assume they can be lazy with updates
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Well guys look who's back.

Been having a blast with Warhammer but now I've tried every faction and since I'm sick today I'm gonna try to finish my now 2 year old Holy Roman Empire campaign

When I last played I got invaded by the timurids who I though weren't in the SS mod as an invasion since you get a teutonic order invasion aswell. Don't know where I got that idea from but because of that Timur the Lame kinda caught me offguard after I had moved my armies west.
He's now taken over the old golden Horde settlements and I will try to hold him off whilst the Legions march full speed to stop Horsefucker invasion 2.0 (now with elephants)

Getting kinda worried since I only have 207 turns left and I still need to......unite the Roman empire by removing Greek pretenders
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>>146156310
Most popular total war game in years/ever.

Maybe they toned back their dlc plans after backlash from prior games?
Or the development of warhams was a difficult one?

This is gonna have dlc out the ass dont you worry. We'll all be crying about getting jewed soon enough.

GIMME THAT FUCKIN DLC THO CA
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>>146156265
Pretty much, in Warhammer you watch a rainbow coloured assortment of fantasy elements kill each others in 10 seconds, in Napoleon you can have 40 minute battles of relatable people killing each others with bayonets or shot, getting mangled by cannonballs and explosions at the same time.
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>>146156310
>realease patch early
>HURR BROKEN GAME ON LAUNCH

>release content early
>HURR LE JEWTS

>wait before releasing anything
>HURR DEAD GAME

I really admire game devs that keep working with communities like these, if they really had no passion they'd have stopped a long time ago
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>>146156310
It sold well, CA have spent 3 years or so on this release so they probably expect vanilla to keep people going for a while. We don't know what the state of affairs was before release either in terms of how much development the DLCs and blood packs had already gotten. They aren't really in a rush between now and next May for the expansion. a DLC in September, December and February is optimistic.
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>>146156667
>Expecting us to remember a campaign from two years ago.
>When we get dozens every week.
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>>146156619
>I don't think you know how the game industry works, anon.

I don't think you know how Games Workshop works, anon.
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>>146155640
>immediately shows a unit of feudal knights marching like bosses.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING WOOD AELFS CA?WHERE?
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>>146156625

Releasing a patch for a big game like a Total War game, implies it's going to be on plenty of news sites. Which means community managers, and primary devs are going to be gone because they are at E3 - and they are the people responsible for writing up patch-notes and handing them off to news sites so that the game can generate more interest.
They had a stand at E3 after all, they just weren't on the scene.

If you think they're going to be throwing out patches willy-nilly without any intervention from the higher-ups, and the community managers to monitor the forums post-release, you need to learn how a patching process works.
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>>146156617
reverse jews
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>>146156782
hey 1 guy asked me about it a few weeks ago.

no problem I actually kinda like documenting it. never done it before and it's nice to look back on just for my self

also I started it 2 years ago. I last played it up until a few months before Warhammer came out
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>>146156873
Based
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GOTREK & FELIX DLC WHEN
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>>146156935
so is Gotrek basically viewed as shit in Dorf society since he hasn't died yet?
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>Tileacucks
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>>146157027
Yep, he's the worst slayer in dwarfen history, but also one of the greatest warriors in the world.
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>people really not expecting dlcs
It's SEGA and GW guys, you can bet your ass there WILL be DLCs. If they manage to put DLCs in fucking Persona TW can't escape them
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>>146156648
>>146156815

Games Workshop has a creative say, and that's it. Once Sega acquired the Warhammer Fantasy license, they are ultimately the ones in charge. Games Workshop can complain about it, sure, but once the license was bought by Sega - Sega has final say in the development process, and publishing process.
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Complete newfag to Total War in general, but I love the idea of ancient combat, and wanna start with modded Rome II and Medieval II. Any good tips for battle tactics?

Also, apparently you're supposed to put your archer units on the front. Why is that? What's a good time to rotate infantry around? And should I get a crash course in battlefield history before playing or is it easy enough to pick up as I go?
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>>146157027

He's the most famous Slayer in the old world, senpai

Considering his ridiculously legendary feats

>Killed so many things he ran out of things to slay and they had to stop using '------slayer' in his book titles for a while
>Constantly giving a middle finger to the chaos gods and spoiling every plan they try to put in motion
>Causing Grey Seer Thanquol countless losses and headaches, to the point where Thanquol considers Gotrek his greatest nemesis, even though Gotrek and Felix never learned Thanquol was behind all the Skaven plots they fucked up
>Probably killed like half of all the orcs that have ever been killed by dwarves. At least
>Defeats Throgg, the Troll King, officially making Gotrek the greatest Trollslayer ever (Kinslayer)
>Killed the same Bloodthirster of Khorne from Daemonslayer in single combat. Again. (Slayer)
>Prevented Be'lakor's ascension to the fifth God of Chaos by hitting him with that same Bloodthirster (Slayer again)
>Ascends to Godhood
>Holds the line against an infinite army of daemons, forever.
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>>146157178
Rome 2 "DEI" MOD (with faster battles submod)
Play rome ans use the Triplex Achies formation.

Bows are for barbarians anon, the javelin is the noble warriors weapon
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>>146156059
I'm >>146154546 I've got the 1gb 6950, 6gb RAM and i5 2400 that'd make all the difference?

Think I'll revert those drivers anyway. I'm generally good singleplayer, the fps will be around 30 with high textures and unit models. shadows, fx, grass, aliasing and shit turned off or low.

I'll even turn everything to low for MP and it still shits fucks around, not unplayable but really fucky. I thought it might be netcode but must be me.
Rome ran pretty average for me but i never really played multi.
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>>146157275
what a badass. Wonder if we'll see him as a legendary lord
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>>146157178
>>146157285
DEI is pure shit on the same tier of Radious. Just play vanilla until you get a hang of the mechanics.
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Should I use Archaon or Suneater for the Chaos campaign? Suneater and his starting butt-buddies seems really strong but I like Archaon's campaign bonuses more.
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>>146157371
he wanted to use formations. DEI is great for that.

The most fun I had in Rome 2 was my DEI campaign were I conquered Greece, Iberia and Carthage with pre marian armies and tactics
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>>146157550
If you want to cheese it go for Archaon, get some growth upgrades and rush the dragon ogre building. that unlocks Kholek and you can have him pretty early on
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>>146157550
kholkek is super strong
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>>146157551
>and tactics

Good joke.
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>>146157679
idk does formations sound better?
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I wish Attila's hounds were as good as Rome 2's hounds. Nothing like letting your hounds loose on light infantry and archers for 250 - 600+ kills per unit of dogs.
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>>146157617
Curious, what about Archaon makes him so cheesy? Magic?
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>>146157371
>dei is bad
sure
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>>146157859
no I meant cheese as in you can get Kholek really quickly if you spam growth skills and raze settlements. SO you'll have Archaon and Kholek really early
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>>146157349
He is a great warrior, not a leader
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>>146157943
>He is a great warrior, not a leader
isn't Grimgor and Kholek just like that? Their armies just kinda follows them cuz they kick ass
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Should I just start off a chaos campaign by killing off all the other norse tribes first? Im on my 2nd attempt and the skaeling take over all of the north and then make a B line to kill me with 30 doom stacks by turn 36
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>>146157921
Ahh, ok.
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>>146157894
Yes it is. Good to see you agree.
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>>146158000
In Kholek's case it's because his armies are always trying to catch up to him.
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Is it still possible to get the chaos DLC someway?
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>>146157859
The flaming skull spell is suuuper strong against the dwarves and in general, it can help out with those fuckers north of the starting position.
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>>146158120
Yeah, by paying
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>>146158120
pay $7.99
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>>146158186
>>146158187
Then it's alright i guess
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This was discussed yesterday, dunno why normies think this.
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>>146158038
You can ignore them, attack kislev and the northern dwarfs a bit to make them happier with you and hopefully make peace with you, and then they'll start sending their shitstacks south rather than towards you.
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>>146158000
Grimgor is a ded kunnin Warboss, you pansy git

>Their armies just kinda follows them cuz they kick ass
Its exactly how orc leadership works tho, and Chaos is pretty similar
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>>146158216
ITS AN ENVELOPMENT XD SO ITS JUST LIKE CANNAE

LITERALLY EVERY BATTLE IN THE WORLD HAS BEEN CANNAE XD FLANK!!!
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>>146158223
>Its exactly how orc leadership works tho, and Chaos is pretty similar
nah I thought the Everchosen is suposed to be a great commander. And Azhag is based but that's because of the mask
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>>146158216
the show producers themselves claimed to have based it off Cannae
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>>146158297
all you ever need is hammer and anvil.
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>>146158297
Didn't D&D say they based it on Cannae?
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>>146158376
Dude DWARVES use hammers and anvils
Dwarves are clearly based on Cannae!
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>>146158216
It could have been like Cannae if they'd followed the original plan instead of the retarded stuff we actually got.
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>>146108868

carthago delenda est
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>>146158385
Yeah, and the pile of shit the Greenskins left in your capital was based on Gork and Mork, but neither looks anything like the original.
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>>146158343
Whoever has the biggest Dark Gods approval rating leads chaos, it just so happens that smart commanders are better at reaping thousands of souls and laying waste to empires than dumb ones
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>>146158216

Wait, how did they "base it off cannae"? If it was the other way around and Bolton's army got surrounded, yeah. But the way it was portrayed in the show, the Boltons had superior numbers. So. Of course there was a fucking envelopment.

The entire thing about Cannae was the envelopment with fewer troops, for fuck sake.
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>>146157275
I haven't read the gotrek and felix novels since i was like 15. Should i expect them to be entertaining now that I'm older and less of a pleb? I've got the first 6 up to vampire slayer, I think skavenslayer was my favourite because reddit.
Should i read giantslayer and onwards? download links anywhere?
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>>146158216

>was based off Cannae

No it fucking wasn't you normie cunts.
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>>146158468
Yes, we know Cato, now go fuck your boypussy and leave the real senators to get work done.
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>>146158493
oh that makes sense
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>the SS campaign keeps crashign when I'm about to start my next turn. I'm too sick to bother to figure out the reason. fuck it guess I'll play something else for now.

hope my campaign isn't beyond saving though. would really like to finish my 2year old map painting
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>>146158493
>>146158469

What no, to become the ever-chosen you basically just have to pass a series of challenges. Mostly finding a bunch of items like a scavenger hunt.
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>>146158493
>Whoever has the biggest Dark Gods approval rating leads chaos

I wonder if they have something like Facebook, and they put up events for like-bait and that's how they become generals.
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>>146158061
ok darren
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>>146158216
I think the scene with all the soldiers clumping together and running over John Snow was what they meant with "this is our Cannae". I thought that part was neat. You even saw a dead bolton soldier standing straight because there was no space to fall down.
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>>146158760
>look guys, I made a selfie of myself standing on a giant pile of skulls
>shit's dope yo
>remember to like and follow me to battle for more
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>>146157154
I'm so happy to read that
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>>146157340
It might, it's significantly less VRAM, what happens if you lower the resolution?
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>>146159028
>>146158760
>100 likes and I'm gonna claim all 6 treasures of Chaos #crazy #nomakeup #archaon4everchosen
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>>146108868
Where the fuck is the previous thread link
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>>146158949
but it is not anything like cannae at all.
What made cannae special was hannibal baiting the romans in and surrounding them with his numerically inferior force.
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>>146159206
The ol' girl has served me well these past 5 years, didn't think I'd have to resort to that, oh well. might give it a whirl.
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>>146159573
But that one scene I was talking about was pretty much like Cannae for the romans. They couldn't swing their swords and many suffocated(on purpose or not).
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>>146128214
Who /eternalcrusade/ here?

Looks like the devs are already changing the pay2win shit.
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>>146159573
That was the plan in the episode, but then Jon got butthurt and charged instead.
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>>146159727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zTEzO3hP_Q
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>>146159805
>arch
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>>146159647
How do you suffocate on purpose?
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>>146159863
breathplay
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>>146159863
facesitting.
its pretty hot desu
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Do we got any news of FotE?
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>>146159863
Dig a hole in the ground. That's what some roman soldiers did in Cannae. They also just used their swords to commit suicide.

>>146159921
This is my fetish
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What is Radious Mod? I can see that it is a meme from the pastebin.

It's my first time here
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>>146160083
it adds shitty units and fucks balance
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>>146159921
>Vampire waifu will never sit on your face

jdimsa
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>>146160154
Yes, please, fucking die in your sleep already.
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Will there ever be a Rance Total War? Or at least a Rance mod for Totalwarhammer?
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>>146160324

Totalpornhammer?
God I hope not.

This is a make war - not love (except to vampire chan's feet) zone, my friend.
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Do you think they will add more greater daemons? A would fight a Great Unclean One.
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This is silly
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>>146158760
>>146159028
>>146159217
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>>146160460
Fucking footfags... Why do you have to make everything weird?
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>A big spider is the best monster in the game
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>>146159528
Few posts lower
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>>146160572

You know - you're right: totalpornhammer was weird enough already ...
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>>146160549
>Non purer.
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>>146160572
nah. foot fetishes are the most common fetish, right after tits and asses.

armpit fetishists on the other hand.
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>>146160549
The AI knows how to make money it seems. Prepare to be raped by an extra 5 stacks on top of the normal spam.
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>>146160692
Total Porn: Pornhammer

Start off as Ron Jeremy in the 1980s and unite the Porn industry... but beware, the American Family Association lurks on the horizon, and yourbrainonporn.com starts his crusade on turn 100...
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>>146160606
Well it's really fucking ancient.
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>play Shogun 2 for the first time in ages
>steamroll everything as best Oda
>REALM DIVIDE

I got painfully reminded why I stopped playing Shogun 2. While it is very fitting that it happens to Oda - it just becomes a chore. to defend every single angle from the horde of Samurai who apparently put aside all their differences despite being at war 2 turns ago - to go for me.
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>>146160606
yeah, but it's, like, a totally really, REALLY big spider, though.
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>>146160808
Low public order: A nofap rebellion has uprisen.
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>>146160460
Rance can actually be enjoyed without the porn.
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>>146160460
The strategy part of Rance actually surprised me
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>>146158728
To be the Everchosen, you have to unite Chaos, be the biggest, baddest mofo in the north and be liked by the four Chaos gods, usually by going in the Chaos Wastes with your warband and killing all other pretenders

Archaon is a Mary Sue because he got the 6 Chaos relics all alone, and everybody accepted him as lord and savior
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>>146160786
Tits and asses can hardly be considered fetishes seeing as they're sex characteristics. Also, at least the armpit people keep it to themselves. Footfags inject their shit into conversation as frequently as furries.
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>>146161050
eh, foot fetishes are way more common than diaperfags or armpit fags. Plus 4chan runs every fetish into the dirt.
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>>146161048

No getting the 6 chaos relics makes you the Everchosen, everything else just sought of comes along with that.
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>>146160951
Nofap has to be among the greatest jokes in the history of mankind.
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>>146159921
>>146159993
The only ones who like facesitting are kissless virgins who don't realise girls are living breathign sweating organisms. Literally omegas.
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>>146161267
Oooh scary scary.
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>>146161267
Umh what? Stop projecting, anon. It's a dominance thing, you might understand later in life.
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>>146161356
>wanting someone to dominate you

LITERAL
BETA
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>>146161050
Asses aren't a sex characteristic though.
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>>146161430
>cowgirl is bad because the girl's on top
t. YHWH 'the greatest faggot', not even him
If you hadn't been insecure over your small dick Lilith could be blowing you right now
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>>146161442
They're a secondary one, as part of the hourglass figure/female fat distribution.
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>>146161505
>changing the subject from "facesitting is hot because it's a dominance thing" to cowgirl

Alright, pack your bags, you're out.
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>>146161578
I mean I guess, but female feet don't look like male feet at all so you could go for that
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>>146161593
Cowgirl softsub for the male, facesitting is further down the scale but it's hardly hardsub it's like 10% of the way there if that
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>>146161442
They are because women have wider pelvises and cellulite which lends it that curved appearance. Asses are muh dick tier fetishes though, any decent (white) man knows its about the face and tits.
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>>146161430
dominant in life, not in the bed. I've no need to compensate in the bed
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Stop talking about your nasty fantasies. This a Catholic thread.
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>>146161726
TitsAreJustFakeAsses.png
Funny thing about that picture is that the speaker is a tits man, he's just trying to make the assman in the series happy
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>>146161797
t. Mary 'totally not the Virgin one this one is a whore I can jack it safely to' M

>>146161430
Aren't most facesitting fans a fan of it in 2D though, not 3D? 3D girls are really kind of sweaty and gross in bed, I wouldn't want their ass on my face it probably smells
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>>146161797
You make it too easy...
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>>146160154
>tfw ywn smell her big dead ancient butt
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>>146161802
>Assman=nigger

:^)
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>>146161745
You keep telling yourself that. Maybe one day it'll be true.
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So when are we getting Bretonnia campaign?
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>>146162092
planned for end of the year
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>>146162092
tomorrow
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Beastmen, Wood Elves, and Forest Goblins (as just a nice filler race to compete with) should all use a unique territorial system.

I'd say the best way to handle them is use something similar to Horde factions (carrying buildings with you), but change the rules a bit:

1. Development, recruitment, etc. is all impaired when not in Dense Forest area. Basically, if you want to replenish, recruit, or develop your army's infrastructure you'll want to park a bit in a forest.

2. Resources are impaired for staying in the same forest region for too long. Returning to an older forest area will also have reduced value - for maximum economy you need to keep moving from forest to forest. Growth could also partially rely on the number/frequency of forest ranges your army visits.

I think a system like this would be neat not only for WH:TW but also translate decently into possible future TWs as well (Maybe call it the "Nomad" mode). Additionally, to keep unique flavors between them certain other aspects should also be incorporated (ex. Beastmen corrupt zones with Chaos and have increased replenishment with higher corruption).

Pls rate my autism.
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Is there ANY mod that fucking removes the insanely bad colesium layout for Roman towns
If you get that layout you may as well fucking quit, it's that bad
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Ffffuck me.
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>>146162446
Danes are easy mode early
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>>146162092
No one except CA knows yet
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>>146162370
I think it will be like for Dwarfs and Orcs but instead of mountains it'll be forests.

>for maximum economy you need to keep moving from forest to forest.

This might make sense for Beastmen, but not at all for Wood Elves who are known to just sit in their forest and do nothing else (maybe kill some Bretonnians once in a while).

4/10, you can do better than this.
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>>146162092
MADNESS HAS HAD ITS DAY
So, mace tyrell specced into the campaign bonuses tree right?
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>>146162708
>implying they even know it
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>>146162743
>I think it will be like for Dwarfs and Orcs but instead of mountains it'll be forests.

It would make sense but also probably require a decent chunk of effort to dot the landscape with forest territories, and would look weird on the campaign map (as say, the Empire) with large swathes of ruined "forest" throughout your territories after taking out the local Beastman or Elf infestation.

Just marking zones as "Forest" and utilizing that is easier though, both on the eyes when examining territory and I'd imagine in coding (since it's just a matter of designating a region on the campaign map as X rather than assigning territory its own province and such). Could be wrong there, though.

>This might make sense for Beastmen, but not at all for Wood Elves

Yeah it sounded better in my head, even when the thought of WEs playing musical chairs with the forest of Athel Loren was haunting me in the back of my mind.

I can only immediately think of two ways to fix that. The first is to make whatever bonus you get a matter of how much Elven Corruption is in the area (yeah it sounds fucking dumb but in theory it's not that horrible - we know Athel Loren wants to expand and gives a reason for WEs to establish footholds in other territories). The last would be to make this economical buff or whatever extremely minor, with more of a focus on developing infrastructure that then takes root while standing in/near forests.
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Finally finished as Chaos on legendary, this took way longer than it should have because my vassals kept sieging stuff and not letting me take it.

Not sure who to play as next.
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>>146135442
>No, those anons are lying, GW is grim dark but even they won't have a beast race that reproduces by raping humanoid races females
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Daemonculaba

The Daemonculaba process began by rounding up some human females as slaves. Once corralled, they were shackled naked within iron cages and force-fed nutrients causing their bodies to widen and bloat to unfathomably grotesque proportions, which probably wouldn't have even been possible were they not in the Eye of Terror. Next, absolutely fucking mad scientists called Savage Morticans (former members of the Adeptus Mechanicus' biological division corrupted by Chaos) utilized surgical and chemical techniques as well as Chaos magicks to radically alter the slaves' insides and embed them with stolen gene-seed, thus completing the process of turning these women into what were the Daemonculaba. These 'birthing-wombs' thus readied, an adolescent human male was then sealed within -- by performing what was essentially a 'reverse c-section.'

Days later, the candidate is reborn -- without any skin. Provided they weren't already dead, the candidate was then inspected to see if he had the physical match and worth to be a Chaos Space Marine.

Granted it's 40k but still
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Reminder that Elich666 is OUR GUY and /twg/ approved.

Reminder than Enriqway is THEIR GUY and merely a pretender.
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>>146163306
eh, its a BL thing. Those things play fast and loose with the canon.
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So do you guys buff your general units combat stats, or do you go after their army buffs after you get lightning strike?
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>still no patches
>still no FLC
>still no DLC
>still no nvidia drivers
Shame that they couldn't keep up their game after a pretty great launch. I guess since the game is still one of the top sellers on steam they just don't give a fuck.
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>>146163940
I hate this meme
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>>146163202
That long or short victory? Long victory is a fucking dull 50 turns of sacking.
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>>146117064
what movie is that :o
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>>146164000
Where's the meme? It's true.
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>>146164281
Battle of Red Cliff
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>>146156310
Wasn't it somewhere states that they have Warhammer plans for 10 fucking years? If thats true the content will be released extremely sparsely.
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>>146158572

Its still a pretty good read, but you could always check out the other novels too

http://www.mediafire.com/folder/2qbp22o8ch8qc/Warhammer_Fantasy_Battles
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>>146163170
But there already is large swatches of impassable forests, you sometimes have to go around them as with mountains in the campaign. Even in the Empire.

How ever much I want to see forest styled corruption I don't think it will be implemented. I think Wood Elves and Beastmen will mirror each other, like Empire and Vampire, Dwarfs and Orcs. Beastmen wouldn't spread corrupted forests, they just live in regular forests and destroy everything.
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>>146158385
They also based the show off the books but look how that turned out
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Are there any mods that make battle maps bigger in Attila or any of the new games?

I find when its a stack vs stack battle, things get so cramped that sometimes my troops are pressing up against the red line on the map edge.

This sucks because the AI ALWAYS deploys their troops in one long line so I get forced to just smack all my ranged units against concentrated point and have my infantry drive a wedge inbetween. This would be fine if I had a bigger map to give me other options but the maps are tiny as hell.
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>>146117064
>commanders looking as lost as anyone
>what the fuck is even happening
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>>146164862
The AI really needs to be smarter and the system itself should implement the idea that switching lines instead of blobbing is actually good instead of getting your troops obliterated
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>>146163306
What the fuck did I just read.....
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>post yfw
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>>146164443
Thank you very much anon, any reccomendations? I'm drawn to skarsnik
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>>146164280
The anatomy of that meme is really off.
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>>146165119
It's like they think anyone cares about anything that isn't warhammer updates or the next historical game announcement.
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>>146112631
Ya I didn't even bother wiping out the dwarves, who were quite sizeable.
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>>146165119
>while you're waiting for the next total war: warhammer update

cheeky fookers

>>146164759
Savage
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>>146165119
FUUUUUCK OFF CA, WE WANT THE PATCH NOW
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>>146165119
It's a shame because Battles:Kingdom is actually a fairly fun and well designed game as far as "facebook/mobile games" go, the market just simply doesn't exist though.
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>>146165197

Snarsnik is BRETTY good tbhq, so read that next. Ive actually only read Slayer and Skarsnik so far

I heard the Blackhearts series is pretty good too so ill probably be checking that out next
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>>146164705
I personally think they might make forest passable for everyone but add a huge movement penalty in it. Then they can let beastman and woodelves ignore that penalty.
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>play Attila FotE/EP WRE
>seperatists literally every turn
MAKE
IT
STOP
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>>146165630
Yes could see this happening, reduced movement and maybe also attrition or something
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>>146165204
>chaos
>having recognisable anatomy

empire peasant confirmed.
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>>146165937
I never expected Archaon to have only two fingers and be so skinny.
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>prepare my anus to fight chaos as VC
>they head into the eastern mountains, burn all the dwarf and orc holds
>emerge in badlands and they kick the shit out of every orc warband there is, grimgor is nowhere to be found
>chaos lays waste to the entire badlands and border princes
>they finally emerge from border princes and enter Sylvania
>their army is broken to pieces, most units only have 4 dudes in them and all their giants have 0.00000001 health

Weird, normally chaos isn't this helpful. I always dread having to clear badlands as VC eventually but Archeon obviously had his mind set on genociding all greenskins.
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>>146166048
Grimgor wuz 'idin like da smart warboss he iz. Wait'n for da time to punt da chaos boyz right in da squiggz
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>>146166048
Why would you want to clear the badlands as VC?
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>>146164280
Look at the messages on the right, I got both at the same time
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>>146166363

Because fuck living things.
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>>146148806
>Warhammer
>getting cav right

u w0t m8?
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>>146166012
Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it isn't there. His hand is angled as you can only see two of the fingers. Can you see his legs or his back? What says he has any of those?
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>>146166879
What's bad though?
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>>146165119
I guess that means no STUFF today.
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>>146167128
If it was drawn better, we wouldn't be wondering if he had a spine or not. When the quality is good enough these things can be assumed.
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>>146166879
>Think hexwraiths are pretty cool
>they evaporate 5 seconds after a charge against literally anything
ethereal was a mistake
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>>146158216
i don't see the wildlings pushing while the bolton army moves back, then i don't see them moving back a bit more while the flanks encircle the wildlings, also no cav to finish choking the wildlings, nope, no such thing, just a retard shooting his own cav, stupid morons that don't stop a slow as fuck formation and a dumbass not keeping a single reserve unit despite the immense number superiority, and don't get me started on the giant not getting a single weapon
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>>146167281
even zombies slaps them around. I had another faction flank me during a battle with hex wraiths, so I sent a unit of zombies coming slogging behind to tie them up for a while, and they outright killed almost every last single wraith
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>>146167236

I think the fact that they charge and make everyone fly away then get up without a scratch then you are stuck in melee with a full unit.
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>>146167453
>let's add 75% damage reduction but give them half the models and 25% of the hp of everything else :^)
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>>146167281
but how does ghost charge?
they have no mass.
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>>146167540
I agree, but that's not just cav, cannons, sweep attacks from heroes, giants and other monsters do the same thing. People fly all over the place, hundreds of feet and then just get back up.

Outriders peppering Grave Guards is the same, explosions everywhere, skeletons flying all over the place, but no one dies
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>>146167591
yes, what are they even supposed to counter?
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I'm working on a randomiser for rome 1 /twg/. What kind of things do you guys want randomised?

Some stuff is obviously more complex than others, so i'm starting with getting random stats and random unit ownership for each faction - with a few customisation options
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Where is meloncat
Where is my finalized version of FotE
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>>146167804
They are supposed to scare and probably hit hard from flank. They are not supposed to last long when something else is attacking them. Invocation also works great on them, so there is that. I never use them anyway.
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>>146167881
Random start would be neat.
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>>146167881
randomized missiles.
>when slingers suddenly flings boulders, utterly destroying everything.
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>>146167694
Same way skeletons move despite having no muscle tissue.

It's magic, they don't have to explain shit.
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>>146163473
plz respond
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>>146167591
This also means you can restore a low hp/models unit to full hp/models with a single invocation of nehek derp
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>>146168018
its often better to buff the entire army, unless you play VC where your lords does most of the killing.
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>>146168109
>unless you play VC where your lords does most of the killing.
Are VC units really that bad?
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Guys I'm playing Shogun 2 for the first time, which campaign is the easiest to get me started and any tips? All I've ever played is Medieval 2
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>>146168183
No, Crypt Horrors, Vargheist, Varghulf and Terrogheist are all good.
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>>146168214
Shimazu, get cash money trade ports.
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>>146168183
zombies with the research are hilariously good for their cost
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>>146168214

Tokugawa
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>>146167453
Nope. That's a lie. You're lying.
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>>146168272
so should I conquer Kyushu and then just crank out a fuck load of trade ships and become rich as fuck?
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>>146167938

he's dead
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>>146168183
More like your(Vampire) lords are that good.
>the Hunger (constant health regen during melee)
>flying mounts

To paraphrase some excellent memery from a previous thread:
You spend time in the GRAVEYARD, raising ZOMBIES, while Dragon-Mannfred is busy winning HEROIC VICTORIES with his VARGHULF.
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>>146168390
Nah you gotta rush those trade ports boy, but yeah pretty much.
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>>146168424
What's that spoopy skelly gonna do with all that toilet paper?
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>>146167950
>>146167986
noted. random start will require some thinking, would be great though.
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>>146168369
nope, I wish I weren't. I didn't even use spells
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>>146167938
they're on break,enjoy your warhammer
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>>146168741
I just did it in a custom battle, zombies couldn't even kill 1
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>>146168532
I think it's a list of all the people he still has to rattle his bones at
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>>146163473
>>146168018
You don't need lighting strike if you play orks or dwarf because tunnel walking does the same for you and it make more worthy putting these 3 points into underground battle leadership.
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>>146168784
I don't want to play Warhammer. It was fun for a campaign or two but now it's not fun anymore.
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>>146167708
it's because health
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>>146168532
All his food its falling straight through him. Even if it doesn't poop it gets messy
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he's not dead yet.
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How can I see growth for my towns in total war? I can see how much growth is being generated but where can I see where it has accumulated?
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>>146165794
huh guess i got lucky and got no traitors
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>play Shogun 2
>Be Date
>slowly make my way across the map
>take down those Hojo sons of bitches
>Realm Divide
>lose Daimyo cause I'm a fucking idiot
>cede territory in the south
>hold the at Sagami
>watch army after army smash themselves against the walls and get torn apart by lead
>go on the offensive
>smash army after army and take province after province
>get to Kyoto
>defeat the Shoguns forces in the field
>mfw

The most satisfying part was the shit kicking of the Takeda clan, which killed me in the last game I played. First time actually ending a campaign rather than getting bored of just crushing remnants at the end.
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>>146168807
>because tunnel walking does the same for you
Can you elaborate? Are they unable to reinforce an army that's intercepting me on the underway?
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>>146168984
"population surplus" in the bottom left. It's currency for the whole province that you spend when you upgrade a town level.
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>>146169137
Yes underground battle is always 1v1.
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>>146169039
I got Weak faction authority which gives -3 loyalty and the WRE/ERE gets -1 loyalty all around
At that point Civil War adds another -2 while victories caps at +2
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>>146169209
Underground interception, that is. Standard underground battles don't disable reinforcements.
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Patch won't come tomorrow, but we might get an announcement(for the patch/dlc).
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>>146169919
Give it up m8, Warhams is dead.
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>>146170236
They said we will always get the announcement before the patch. No sneak patches(big ones that is).
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>>146170236
ok
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>>146109454
The "no-generals" part could be made by exploiting the way the game handles "assassinated general" armies or garrisons, but it would probably screw the balance of the fights by a lot and the AI would just go apeshit crazy with their stacks.
Unlimited shouldn't be as much of an issue while the limit in battle is probably more hard-coded and based on practical reasons.
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Guys, did you know that, Kholek Suneater, is,really really old?
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The Sengoku Jidai was a time of war.
But those who say Japan has never seen the like have short memories.
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>still no blood and gore dlc
Playing Chaos or Vampire Cunts without it feels wrong.
>>
>tfw no Total War Crossover

I just want to triplex acies the shit out of Orcs
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>>146172116
Triplex doesn't actually work in Total War.
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Which Warhammer faction is the most fun to play? I just don't find any of them particularly thrilling. The campaigns just descend into whack a mole.
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>>146172045
So much this. It just doesnt feel so wrong, even when playing other factions. Having no blood just makes it feels so fake.

inb4 paying for blood in video game.

I thought by now modders would be able to create custom texture and at least some blood puff/mist or stains.
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>sending units of crypt horrors smashing into the enemy
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>>146172963
>20/20 army of Crypt Horrors + Mannfred
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>>146172393

Pontus
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>>146172393
Play stupidly aggressive as VampCunts.
Everytime you're given the chance for a field battle, choose to fight, and take tons of trash-tier zombie/skeleton/bat units with you at every opportunity. Make battles about microing the shit out of your good units and letting your meat/calcium shield get pulverized: 500+ kills on black-knight lances or a Varghulf is a good feel.
This vid gives a good idea of what I'm talking about, but the aim is to dial it up to 11 with the number of units you bring: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N2BV-5US48 (tl;dw, start at 1:53).
Battles with a high enough kill count spawn markers on the campaign map and increase the number and quality of troops you can instantly raise, so the more carnage the better. Nothing like being able to raise multiple terrorgheists in enemy territory.
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>multiple enemy stacks have the clairvoyance to stay pixels outside your attack range

do I just need to spam the block army mission at them?
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>Turn 13 chaos
>Vargs already have multiple doomstacks
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>>146172963
> Bash down a gate with the Varghulf
> the enemy halberdiers ready to hold the chokepoint
> summon a unit of zombies right behind them
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>>146173596

>The Ever Watcher actually teleports slightly when you get close so it moves just a little bit further away than it normally is
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>>146173715

AI cheats, more at 11.
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>>146173596
You know you can do it too right? Click on an enemy stack and it highlights its movement range unless it's fortified in which case you have literally no idea how far it can go
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>>146173759
>teleports behind your level 2 settlement
>Nothin personal kid
>raze
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Okay so I am neutral with other clans in Shogun 2, and they refuse to trade with me even when I offer them thousands in payment, what am I missing?
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>>146174348
They dont want your inferior goods
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>>146174561
I've got like four trade nodes under my control
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>>146174348
The AI doesn't want you to succeed. This applies to enemies, neutrals and allies alike.
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>let the AI handle the skaellings in their kislev+ostland+nordland+marienburg+Ostmark anti-viking alliance while I focus on grimgor and his wacky 8 full stacks as Empire.
>10 turns later skaellings own most of northern empire and kislev

fucking hell AI get ur shit together
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>>146174902
So basically I've got such a strong economy that everyone is afraid of giving me even the slightest additional advantage so I can't trade even if I am bribing them with tens of thousands of funds
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>>146174598
You need horses, they fucking love horses
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>>146175042

>he didn't summon the elector counts

BY SIGMAR NO
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>>146175513
THIS ACTION DOES NOT HAVE MY CONSENT
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>it's a 3x max veterancy doomdivers in grimgors doomstack game.

fucking cruise missile goblins stop being so fucking accurate and deadly
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>Warhammer is the only thing I have to look forward to in life
>Haven't bought it yet as I want to wait for the patch and extra stuff
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>>146175745
I took a look in the files, and one of the reasons they're so deadly is that apparently they explode into fragments that do damage in addition to the initial hit.
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>>146175745
Are they the only good siege units?
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guys, in Rome 2, if I have a client state controlling a province partially, can I issue an edict in it?
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>>146176804
if you share it with the client state and 1 or more of your client states hold the province yes
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>>146175745
Now imagine an orc doom diver, at least twice the carnage
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>>146176880
neat. I am looking forward to creating a loosely aligned state to rule then.
Thanks anon :)
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>>146176928
How about a troll doom diver
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>>146176928
>>146176979
they are too dumb to be smart bombs.
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>>146176979
The troll would just run away from being loaded into the catapult.
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>>146176979
Giant doom divers
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>>146176956
...yeah good luck with that
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>>146136518
wait sorry, is there mod for the original xcom??
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>>146176880
>>146176956
another question. Does it work in the main campaign?
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fuck you CA, what the fuck? It's been a month and no info at all you pieces of shit.

Not even an info on what the patches will contain you fuckers. Your game is fucking losing popularity and all you're doing is streaming bullshit 1 vs 1 matches.

Fuck you CA
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>>146177385
>He doesn't about OpenXcom
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>>146176979
Its morale would break before impact.
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>>146177596
that's precisely where it works
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>>146176979
>>146177276
Kholek Doom diver
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>>146177761
so it doesn't work in HaTG or CiG or IA?
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>>146177625
>tfw waiting for Battlefield 1
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rome 2 will be 3 years old this year
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>>146178190
looks like shit m8
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>>146178190
>Wanting to play a WW1 game that ignores french
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>>146178190
>4 maps

Battlefront all over again. Overhyped trash that will be dead in a month.
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>>146178190

>there are people RIGHT NOW in the eternal general that want to play BF1
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>orc doom diver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JglnSrfJtyQ
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>>146178190
black guy protagonist
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>>146178190
are you for real ?
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>>146178190
>guaranteed replies
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>>146178393
>>4 maps

WHAT ? FOUR FUCKING MAPS ?
It's like if CA relased a TW game with FOUR FACTIONSoh wait:^)
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>>146178190

i can't w8 for the shitstorm it generates when it gets out, 10+ points if it has a white french love interest.
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>>146154753
What mod is that?
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>>146178185
It works everywhere in every campaign.
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>>146178693
Gotta try harder than that.
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>146178190
>146178693
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>>146178693

but we had a total war with 3 factions in 2004
:^)
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>>146178190
>WW1 shooter
>no fucking trench warfare
its shit
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>>146178704
Really nigga
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How do i dwarf /vg/? You start the campaign with enemies everywhere, everytime i try to leave my province some piece or shit raid me and i'm usually too slow to catch him
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>>146178393
>>146178693
>they actually think there's only going to be 4 maps in the base game

None of those 4 maps could possibly include the Ottomans which are a confirmed faction, there's just 0 chance DICE could get away with this.
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>>146179121
>there's just 0 chance DICE could get away with this.

Really nigga?
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>>146179231
Yes.
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>>146178190

>tfw love the setting but gameplay looks lighting fast plus its set towards the end of war

It may as well be fantasy imo. I'll still get it.
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>>146179297

Battlefront launched with 4 maps.
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>Chaos Warriors vs Spearmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNFGJQIW5ZM
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>>146178315
>Wanting to play as the French when they had the gayest uniforms and worst small arms of the war
>Not wanting to play as a proud anglo wielding a BAR
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>>146179486
And there was no indication whatsoever about more than 4 maps at launch.
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>>146156878
Are you that guy who had the campaign with the Timurids deep into France? I seem to remember loads of elephant arty.
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>>146179728
They have a nigger at the Western Front, without Frenchies. What makes you think just because the have the turks in the game, they'd get maps in areas they actually fought in?
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>>146177712
I haven't absorbed all the knowledge in the world yet
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>>146179886
Well shame on you
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You know what would be pretty interesting - if CA found a way to integrate each game's mini-campaigns into the Grand Campaign. I really enjoyed some of the quests in TW:WH and this would be a way to integrate a similar sort of feature into the historical games. So for example:

>Playing the Grand Campaign in Rome II
>After you meet a set of pre-mission conditions, you have the option to trigger a mini campaign within the Grand Campaign itself
>As Rome, when you capture Medhlan, Genua and Tolosa (starting provinces in CiG) you get a popup allowing you to start a mini-campaign or continue as normal
>If you accept, the Grand Campaign 'pauses' and you get to play CiG
>The campaign map changes and zooms in to a specific area of focus like Gaul and the time scale slows down (from 4TPY to 12TPY)
>If you meet the victory conditions in the mini-campaign your conquests and achievements carry over to the main campaign
>Once you finish you also get some special bonuses like unique items or retainers, high ranking generals like Caesar will also spawn in your Grand campaign or special units/buildings become available
>You could also do the same thing with Imperator Augustus and Hannibal at the Gates

This would also work really well with Warhammer. Imagine a mini-campaign to reclaim Kazak-Eight-Peaks.
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>>146173736
We warmaster now
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>>146177118
Underrated post
>>146179653
The french had kickass cannons at least
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>>146180398
*Karak Eight Peaks
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fuck the french and these buggy ass fort battles
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>>146179653
>not playing with your fly as fuck blue uniforms and chauchats.
>playing as a WEWUZ with BARs.
kek
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>>146180398
The mini campaigns might be very interesting in Warhams. Sometimes in the Grand Campaign I can get jipped out of some good scraps or my win conditions become miserable.

In my chaos campaign dorfs somehow wiped the Green Meanies and my campaign had another 75 turns tacked on to wiping those guys. In a Grennie campaign Chaos wiped Empire for me and thus I felt cheated out of it. In Empire I did not do anything to the Orcs the entire campaign due to having so many other problems to deal with (did not get Ghal Moraz until after level 30).
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>>146181229
looks like they heard that
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>>146181469
Are Empire siege battles the worst thing in total war history?
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>>146179367
I'm getting it to learn about the guns

Probably should've settled for Verdun instead but it doesn't have a campaign
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>>146181737

Vardun, to be honest, looks like complete ass.

Meanwhile BF1 looks juicy as fuck.
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>>146179085
Secure starting province first, walls are mandatory in all cities

Now, either:
>Rush for mount gunbad (don't complete the mission right now, or you'll get a battered down army), sacrificing one or two settlements to the Grimgor rape train
>Wait for Grimgor's wild ride to come and defeat them on the defensive

Once you deal with the pain train, use the underway to get to the "Greenskins" territory and blitzkrieg ALL of it
Basically, remove Grimgor ASAP, campaign is impossible if you don't do so

And avoid confederations, keep your dwarf allies in good terms (don't bothet with Norn tho) and confederate only after the Greenskins are dealt with
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>>146181967
That was a big deciding factor for me too

Also Artillery Lugers are sexy
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>>146181379
Is the guy in your pic a Bloodbound Bloodsecrator of the Blood God?
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>>146181967
>caring about looks
shiggity
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>>146176979
SOON FROM RADIOUS
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>there are people in this thread right now that fell for the BF1 meme
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>>146179486
DICE's aberration of Battlefront is a shit example, since it flopped hard
>Battlefront audience outraged
>CoD kiddies too busy with the newest CiD
>Battlefield audience busy playing BF4
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>>146182382
I'll fall for every meme that my friends want to play unfortunately
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>>146182284
You forgot to â„¢ the names, that's IP theft

A GW lawyer will contact you on the following weeks
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>>146181675
The only thing worse were the settlement battles. Or rather the complete lack of them. Really annoying as well when the period saw some fantastic feats of defensive engineering and also some spectacularly devastating city battles (really the beginning of urban warfare) - that were more like running street-battles in many cases rather than classic wall assaults. Nothing was more disappointing than capturing the 'village' of Paris and causing the fall of France.
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>>146182284
Skarr Bloodwrath, a Bloodsecrator, Slaughterpriest, Skullgrinder, some bloodwarriors and bloodreaverrs, skullreapers.

RIP AND TEAR, BLOOD AND SKULLS
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>>146182708
Those names aren't trademarked though.
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>>146178190
It'll be great if the main love interest (if this exists) is some french girl
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>>146179653
When did /pol/ become so low effort?
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>>146183546
Save your shit for the judge, scoundrel!

Bloodsecratorsâ„¢ of Khorneâ„¢ are Intellectual property of Games Workshopâ„¢
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>>146178190
post yfw CoD does WW1 also in its next rendition

I'll still play it
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>>146183793
>that
>/pol/
It's a literal WE WUZ game.
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>>146183793
I'd say the breaking points were respectively 8 months and 3 years ago.
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>>146183923
Because it has a black man in it?
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>>146183793
yeah i dont get it with the bitching, there were plenty of black battalions in world war 1, same with female ottoman soldiers.

I'm personally super pumped for BF1.
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>>146183987
no you absolute moron because it has 1/4 of the german army made up of blacks
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>>146183987
Yes, in a conflict where black people made maybe 1% of the fighting force
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>>146184296
Games have to always be about the majority? So Mass Effect should have been about the regular citizens and not Commander Shepard?

Interesting stories are based around the unique individuals, rejecting something because of that is retarded.

>>146184207
That's not true.
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>>146183987
Sort of? I mean, while it's legit in that there were black battalions in WWI, they firstly don't deserve a spot over say ANZAC if you're going for ebin battalions and secondly literally one in four germans are niggers for some reason
I don't care if they're going for the MC being black, it's weird as fuck as a choice but whatever nor do I care there's female soldiers but if a significant fucking fraction of soldiers is black in a war where black soldiers were this tiny fucking sliver then that's pretty WE WUZ.
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>>146184426
it's not?
please then, do check the gameplay, tell me then, why do i see blacks in the GERMAN ARMY?
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>>146184207
>>146184296
>>146184081
come on its 2016, its just a video game.

And "historical accuracy" is not a legitimate reason to dream up your racist fantasies of an all-white European time period. Time to grow up and move on.
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>>146184426
>Interesting stories are based around the unique individuals, rejecting something because of that is retarded.
Unique as in unique in personality or in station depending on the game, not unique in skin color.
If we played that one scottish man who went around with a claymore attacking the krauts, that's fucking amazing. If we played as the common soldier which is what you probably should be doing in WWI games then that's good too, your life is just as vulnerable as anyone else's. If we played as someone in a unique battalion, we should be playing ANZAC or some shit, and if we're playing as someone in a unique station, we should be playing as a commander in an RTS.

>>146184612
It's 2016 mate, just a video game
Who cares about some pure representation in a video game, it even saves model development money
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>>146184608
There are black soldiers in the german army in the game, but not 1 in 4.

Studios are allowed creative license.
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>>146184612

>come on its 2016

Wait a second.

You were just a memer this entire time!
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>>146184714
>Studios are allowed creative license.
it sure is creative
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>>146184428
>Black soldiers: Check
>Stronk wymyn soldiers: Check
>French soldiers of any kind: Nope

ree
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>>146184612
>it's the current year!
>racist fantasies
>implying
you idiots are all the same, when blacks do it it's alright, but a white person can't complain that his history is being ruined?
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>>146184703
You're playing a member of the Harlem Hellfighters, that's pretty interesting considering their history.

>>146184806
Yep
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>>146184865

You can stop now.

You already showed your hand with your [Current Year] posting

No need to keep pretending
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>>146184895
You're complaining right now...
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>>146184865
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tbqh Battlefield went to shit the moment I couldn't mow down gooks and pinkoes with a machinegun
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>is a /twg/ gets baited again episode
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>>146184612
>your racist fantasies of an all-white European time period
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>>146184714
>Studios are allowed creative license.
But only if it's not raycist right

>>146184913
The Harlem Hellfighters do not fucking deserve a spot over ANZAC and it's incredibly fucking obvious that the reason why we're not playing ANZAC, that guy with the claymore, or some french bayonet charger is that they're white and not niggers. We'd be playing as an Ottomeme girl before playing as a White Male.
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>>146184426
>Interesting stories are based around the unique individuals, rejecting something because of that is retarded.
Interesting stories need you to be attached to the main character, first of all

>I want to be a powerful commander
>I want to be an average nigger
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>>146185059
and the result is people calling me racist and immature
now how about that
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>>146185296
Maybe you should make your argument without calling others niggers or memespouting, you won't be called that then.
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>>146184612
Historical accuracy is a fucking legitimate reason, on a game that claims to be based on an historical event, nigger
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>>146184894
This reminds me of Lost Battalion which had a Chinese guy in it

And he dies unceremoniously offscreen
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>>146185115
If only we had some fucking news on TWW to duscuss…
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>>146185195
>The Harlem Hellfighters do not fucking deserve a spot over ANZAC

Are you going to complain next that the Elves weren't included in Total Warhammer the day of release? Devs can focus on areas that they like.

>>146185258
Must be tough not being the target audience anymore eh? Must be tough not being able to relate to something because it's a different colour.
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>>146185401
How the fuck are we memespouting? We're stating the facts and saying why we think it's a WEWUZ game, you're the one spouting memes and calling raycism which is the greatest meme in this thread

>>146185426
Women in History DLC etc etc
It's not alright if it offends the delicate sensibilities of the anti/pol/
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>>146185401
>niggers or memespouting
>implying
as if i ever did that
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>>146185639
>How the fuck are we memespouting?
/pol/ memes and that whole CURRENT YEAR shit. Real discourse doesn't actually use that funny enough.

>We're stating the facts and saying why we think it's a WEWUZ game

Opinions == Subjectivity.
Subjectivity != Fact

>you're the one spouting memes and calling raycism

I haven't called you racist this entire thread.
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SONS OF KANGZ
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>>146185621
>this much baiting and salt
>>>/pol/
>>
When does Archeon finally stay down? Fuck that guy.
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>>146185621
>Must be tough not being the target audience anymore eh?
Oh. So you are actually a nigger? That explains a lot

Stopped giving a shit by BF4 by the way, never giving money to DICE again after they anounced Hardline and profanated Battlefront
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>>146185960
Turns out that /pol/ get triggered easier than SJW's, who would have thought?

>>146186031
Nope, must be weird thinking that self-reflection is impossible. Not everything has to cater to us.
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>people still falling for the BF1 bait

There is such a thing as filters, guys.
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>>146185621
>Must be tough not being the target audience anymore eh? Must be tough not being able to relate to something because it's a different colour.
That can be said of you as well.
Must be tough to think that historical accuracy and all common sense should be secondary to your delicate sensibilities and need for greater diversity and representation when the FUCKING FRENCH don't get a spot.
Oh wait, it's not tough at all, I mean it's the current year and people are pandering to your imbecilic ass.
I don't play shooters to begin with but if you think that having loads of black people in a game about World War I while leaving out the French is really quite a reasonable design choice, you need to take a cold shower and reconsider.

>>146185924
>current year
But we're not the ones saying current year >>146184612.
>Subjectivity != Fact
We're saying both opinions and the facts, which are not the same thing. The fact is that there are a disproportionately large fraction of black people in the game where there were hardly any historically and some people don't like that. Telling them it doesn't matter is also an opnion and not a fact.
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>>146185924
>/pol/ memes
historical accuracy is a /pol/ meme?
>CURRENT YEAR
oh yeah, because saying that it's 2016 is a good argument?
sod off
>>
QUICK, POST YOUR FAVOURITE VAMPIRE.
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>>146185960
He's not /pol/

>>146186126
>Turns out that /pol/ get triggered easier than SJW's, who would have thought?
Maybe because you're literally spouting current year, DIVERSITY, 'realism is not a meaningful argument', and 'self-reflection'/'we should represent the irrelevant minorities over people who mattered to make SJWs happy' memes.
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>>146186126
>Not everything has to cater to us.

Historical accuracy is not catering to anything, bucko.
>>
/pol/, /pol/, always /pol/, has it ever occurred to you that it could just be someone not from /pol/ that gives a damn about history?
you assholes are so quit to put people into a category and expect others not to do so, hyprocrites
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>>146186342
yeah fuck off
>>/pol/
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>>146186173
You're making a lot of assumptions about me that aren't true. I don't give a shit about diversity.

They decided to make a game centred around the German-British Conflict in Africa and Belgium, with a singleplayer story based around the Harlem Hellfighters.

It's not called Battlefield: All of WW1.

>>146186182
>historical accuracy is a /pol/ meme?
No, but spamming WE WUZ, /pol/ photoshops and other shit is.

That shit doesn't fly in real life discussion, it's why you're not taken seriously.

>oh yeah, because saying that it's 2016 is a good argument?

It's not an argument, it's a dismissal.
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>>146186321
>He's not /pol/
>implying 90% of /pol/ isn't b8posting
>>
does anyone know what calibration_distance and calibration_area do?
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>>146186441
>it's a dismissal

A dismissal by someone who's completely unable to form a coherent and sensible argument, yes, we noticed.
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>>146186342
>>>/pol/
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>>146186387
it's like talking to a 12 years old, nobody here is from /pol/, you have no idea what /pol/ is you turd

>>146186441
>a dismissal
even more childish, completely avoid an argument just because you think that you are right, why don't you show why you are right instead of telling people "durr i'm right because of the current year and people can't have opinions in the current year"
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>>146186301
VAMPIRE CHAN
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>>146186563
Jon Oliver?
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>>146186126
>not everything has to cater to us
History caters to nobody, insofar as it's written by the victors, but what's written doesn't change and what's photographed doesn't either.
If you got blown the fuck out by chinks, that's what should happen in a historical game that isn't a sandbox. If women were nothing more than housewives, that's what they should be barring exceptional cases or just alt-history. If there were barely any black people, there should be barely any black people...barring alt-history.

>>146186441
>it's a dismissal
So basically you're saying that while WE WUZ and photoshop are nothing more than shitty memes that don't fly, >it's 2016 is a mature dismissal from a mature person such as yourself instead of a shitty meme that doesn't fly in an actual discussion?
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>>146186671
Also pls r8 waifu instead of funposting.
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>>146186632
>even more childish, completely avoid an argument just because you think that you are right, why don't you show why you are right instead of telling people "durr i'm right because of the current year and people can't have opinions in the current year"

That's why I don't use that dismissal, I like to engage even the retarded arguments.

I understand though that sometimes there comes a point that you're approached with ideas so outdated and crude that you just have to say no to it. We've all done it, don't pretend that you've never done that too.

>>146186750
BF1 IS Alt-History if you haven't noticed.

>So basically you're saying that while WE WUZ and photoshop are nothing more than shitty memes that don't fly, >it's 2016 is a mature dismissal from a mature person such as yourself instead of a shitty meme that doesn't fly in an actual discussion?

The CURRENT YEAR argument will never hold up in actual discussion either.
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>>146186441
>They decided to make a game centred around the German-British Conflict in Africa and Belgium

And conveniently left out the third partyof that entire conflict, apparently.
Not to mention, why include Ottomans if it's just about that war?
And why focus on the 3 fighters in EUROPE that were black, instead of the thousands of blacks who fought in the african colonies? Why not, instead of forcefully trying to push diversity into places it doesn't belong, actually show parts of the war that most people know little to nothing about? Instead of appropriating European history, show actual African history?

But ah, that would require effort.
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Cmon people, its the CURRENT YEAR, why do you still want historical accuracy in anything, especially childish entertainment such as video games
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>>146128967
>let archers fire in the melee, killing own troops
>use cav against cav instead of pikes
>doesn't redeploy to face hidden cav with pikes

He's decent, not a 10 star though
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>>146186872
>historical accuracy regarding white people is "ideas so outdated and crude"
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>>146186872
>BF1 IS Alt-History if you haven't noticed.

This makes it better how...?
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any news on when the campaign will be done?
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FRESH THREAD WHEN
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>>146187089
9 images/32 posts
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>>146186872
>The CURRENT YEAR argument will never hold up in actual discussion either.
Completely irrelevant since the CURRENT YEAR argument is solely used as an equally stupid counter once someone has actually used the >it's the [insert year] guys come on argument in discussion.
Do you even remember how it appeared? Someone did just that on television and people began saying ITS THE CURRENT YEAR.
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>>146187089

Fresh thread piping hot get it now
>>146187471
>>146187471>>146187471>>146187471>>146187471>>146187471>>146187471
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>>146187058
Tumblr is literally the opposite of /pol/ combined with the worst of /r9k/ (insofar as they think all fault must lie with people other than themselves and that the world should change to match their childish expectations)

>>146186942
If you haven't noticed, legitimate WE WUZ revisionists completely ignore African history. The only African nation I've ever seen them mention is Aksum, which is now pushed as the fourth great ancient superpower after Rome, China, and Persia.
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>>146187575
Jesus fucking christ

>>146186960
Is it time to finally remove all traces of Jewish presence from history as opposed to how things actually went down and portray them as complete savages contrary to history? I'm down for that
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>>146187575

>ask for fresh thread to rid us from this BF1 bullshit
>makes a BF1 thread instead

kys
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>>146187575
Fuck off retard
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>>146183649
>tfw french and german dommes
the fact that they make me speak in a stereotypical accent while fucking me makes my dick all the harder.
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>>146187881
>>146187864
>>146188041
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>/twg/ - Off Topic discussion
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>>146188118
Die
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>>146187058
Nobody has said that.

>>146187076
Because with Alt-History you can implemented a-historical ideas, you said it yourself.

>>146187163
John Oliver's comedy show isn't an academic debate, and neither is anything in this thread, we can try our best to get close to it though.
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>>146188118
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>>146188158
That's literally all of /vg/ mate

>>146188201
>and neither is anything in this thread, we can try our best to get close to it though
Which means either you realize that memeposting is indeed valid since it's not a serious debate, or you realize that >its 2016 is imbecilic because we try to get close.
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So who is excited about the fact that there are mondragons aplenty and all rifles are for snipers.
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>all this because some faggot had to mention his shitty FPS game
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>>146188457
Take it to a battlefield general or /v/ you fucking mongoloid.
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>>146188369
>Which means either you realize that memeposting is indeed valid since it's not a serious debate

The guy I originally replied to was getting angry that his argument wasn't being taken seriously, so yes it's a "valid" tactic in that there is no valid or invalid in a anonymous internet slapfight, but it isn't in serious debate, which is my original point.

And yes the >it's 2016 argument is invalid in proper debate too, people conflate it as a serious argument though, when it's just a dismissal like "Fuck off nigger", "Back to /pol/", or "back to tumblr".
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>>146188201
>Because with Alt-History you can implemented a-historical ideas, you said it yourself.

No, it only makes it worse. Because instead of actually making a game about a period of time that is criminally underrepresented, they're going to make some alt-history shitfest, without ever actually outright saying that it is alt-history, and then all the little retards that still buy their crap will think that the british and german armies were totally filled with fucking black people, and that the french didn't exist.
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>>146188689
>The guy I originally replied to was getting angry that his argument wasn't being taken seriously
Mostly because you cherrypicked >CURRENT YEAR without mentioning the context it was used in which was to counter the one argument it IS valid against.
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post qt girls instead. this discussion about niggers is getting weird.
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Meanwhile this thread isn't even autosaging yet.
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>>146188720
That's a problem on behalf of the consumer and developer, you never know the game might lead to a resurgence in TRUE historical WW1 games.

>and that the french didn't exist.

The French'll play a big part in the campaign, they're just not playable in MP.

>>146188896
I didn't cherrypick anything, I told him that his argument isn't being taken seriously because of /pol/ memes and misuse of the >CURRENT YEAR dismissal as a serious argument on the opposing side.
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>>146189087
almost there bro.
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>>146189085
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>>146189085
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>go to sleep
>come back
>still the same general

ded as fuck.
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>>146189147
>I didn't cherrypick anything, I told him that his argument isn't being taken seriously because of /pol/ memes and misuse of the >CURRENT YEAR dismissal as a serious argument on the opposing side.
I hope you realize that that person was angry about the fact that you were defending >2016posting by proxy of only attacking >current year.

>>146189354
How new are you, this is the normal pace of /twg/
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>>146189471
No it isnt.
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>>146189471
That wasn't me. I replied to him independently based on what he said within the moment.
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Maybe it might be because i'm not the brightest blub in the world, but did the long statement on the shogun 2 darth/radious mod was basically " Play it for yourself and judge"?
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>>146189573
>169 unique IPs
>pre-Warhammer /twg/ had <80
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>>146189573
>No it isnt.
Yes it is, even 3 months before Warhammer came out this was the rough speed of the general.
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>>146189573
Let me guess, you came here for Warhammer?

The general had this pace before TWW release
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>>146189573
Stop being new.
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>>146189736

>1 year after Attila's release, <100 IPs
>3 WEEKS after WH's release, 169 IPs
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>>146189747
I probably know if by the time I woke up there was a new general or not.
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>>146189879
<100 can be 0 retard. That proves my fucking point.
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proper new thread where
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>>146189879
Yes, this is the normal pace of /twg/.
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>>146176672
Organ guns are good too but doom divers are the best
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How does one go on about building balthasar gelt? He puts quite a bit of contrast to Franz who didn't take much of a brain for a newbie to figure out
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>>146189879
>TWWH releases
>history autists leave
>thread is full of noobs asking about the game

IPs dont mean jack.
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>>146190667
>history autists leave

Worth it. I'll help the noobs grow up if it means getting rid of those obnoxious MUH SANDALS morons.
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>>146190890
>Worth it
I don't know about you but I'd rather people be talking about history than Warhammer lore.
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>one of my shitty armies gets in a fight with another shitty army
>my warboss gets shredded somehow
>kill theirs by kiting it around with 4 arrer boys
I can only imagine his tiny AI frustration at not having a mount
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>>146155840

>that armor
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