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which 1 team doesnt seem to belong on here? MVP?

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nth for Traxex is the best waifu

i love memes

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>EG
>VG
>SECRET
ALL IN THE OPEN QUALS.

EU/CN qualifiers could form a tournament on their own through sheer class of teams in there.

Mean while at NA

>DRINKING BOYS

WHat went so terribly wrong for NA dota 2 scene? How is it so nonexistent, EVEN SEA DOTA SCENE is more competitive

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

11 MEMES EARLY

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>>146004429

Imagine.

Spörö after Stöbö as far as the eye can see.

Friendly reminder that based Na'Vi are honorary americans, and that they do not belong to yuropoor filth.

Should we delete these threads when it's American timezone time?
What do NA posters even bring to the discussion besides that they are the absolute bottom-tier?

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nth for loli arcana announcement soon with immortals II

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EZ qualifier

>>146004425
it's definitely not MVP

LGD and Na'vi shouldn't have been invited and there should have been 3 EU and 3 CN invites instead

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>10 invites last year
>6 this year

DOTARDS???

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I was promised a blog 10 hours ago where the fuck is it

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reminder to get our lord and saviour FDL.Beesa.memes to the summit

https://smash.gg/tournament/the-summit-5/voting#summit-voting

They're called team Secret because they're secretly shit

>>146004569
what if im a yuroNEET EGfag?

WHERE IS THE IXMIKE TWEET REEEE I NEED IT

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Uhm Hello?

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>>146004613
T-THE LEVEL OF D-D-DOTA TWO HAS RISEN

E-EVERYONE IS SOOO GOOOODODOAOAD....

>>146004613
Valve is raising their standards, obviously.

>>146004640
Also reminder that tonight FDL and Shazam will play a grant hosted BO3 for 1000+ votes in like 3 hours

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This Lirik Dota stream really isn't doing the game any favours.

He's showing off everything that's wrong with the game. It's hilarious.

>>146004607
whats your ideal 6 invite scenario that doesnt include lgd and navi?

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>>146004592

>>146004640
>1st 3,220
>FDL

ye im not even gonna pretend that shit isnt rigged

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>>146004559
benis :DD would be more ebin than finland winning in hockey

>>146004760

>raising their standards
>invited MVP Phoenix

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>>146004701
>DRINKING BOYS
>bunch of other literal whos
>EIGHT (8) slots
Man I think I'm going to die

MCDONALDS UP IN FLAMES

>>146004797
Care to write a tl;dw?

>>146004843
>$5 for every two votes
It's Beesa loaded or something?

Every single one of you will eat your petty words when EG curbstomps the competition in the grand finals of TI6.

>>146004816
I would include LGD in a 6 invite but i feel like the top 4 (5 with Fnatic) teams have a huge powergap compared to 6th onwards

>>146004607

Name 2 teams that deserve an invite more than LGD and Navi

>>146004840
>have to work on bachelors degree during quals

Worst feel

top kek

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>>146004613
Will Cloud 9 ever return to Dota, /d2g/?

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>>146004607
LGD is literally the second strongest CN team.

Vici Gaming broke roster lock, they're in Opens.

EHOME is in the shitter.


Na'Vi is Europe's third best team after OG and TL.

>>146004616
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>>146004616
>>146004616
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>>146004616

>Lirik already flaming peruvians

Like poetry

>>146004797
Still nobody cares about some random meme streamer. Go talk about it on leddit or some shit.

i imagine all the lolbabbys watching that guy must be so amazed that they dive them so hard 15min in and just ignore towers

>>146004992
>>146004929
to reiterate, I'm fine with LGD and Na'Vi being invited given 6 invites.

i'm arguing that only 4 teams were worth giving direct invites

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>>146004849

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Who are Drinking Boys and why does everybody keep posting about them?
Literally who are they? Serious post.

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>>146005102
Considering their results there was no reason to limit it. It's not like LGD or Na'Vi were in a downward spiral like Alliance.

Biggest fault is regional based invites desu. So many good CN teams and EU teams will get fucked beacause Valve needs to pander to SEA monkeys and North America

Valve should have just disregarded the rules and invited EG.

EG is basically almost the exact same team minus Aui, who's a big massive shitter anyway and inferior to Zai.

>>146004738

But it has

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>>146005168
The only hope of NA

>>146005296

No.

>>146005296
great idea

next year the winner would just destroy their rivals 2h before roster lock and still get invited beucase lmao champs get invited

rules are rules for a reason and they knew what is going to happen

>>146005281
i completely agree on the second point but they've locked themselves in, and short of an all LAN qualifier for every team in existence to go through I don't know how they can make it so they balance the invites and also don't look like they're discriminating against regions

i mean they SHOULD do but dont want to upset the nahaz crowd with "muh unfair ratios" because they spend a dumb amount of money on this game

>>146005321

TI3 form Alliance and Na'vi would 3-0 any of the TI6 direct invites in the grand finals.

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WHERE IS THE FUCKING BLOCK POST

How come it doesn't pair me, a new player, up with other new players? Every time i try to give this game a try i'm paired with people who whine a bitch at me all game. I'm not new to mobas, i've played a lot of smite / league / dota 1 back in the day, but it's still a learning curve, and this is the only moba that seems to pair me with people who know how to play very well, and then throw a fit at me all game for not quite figuring it out yet.

I remember when i played dota 1, it took me many hours to really "get" it. I haven't hit that point with dota 2 yet, and it sucks, i want to enjoy it.

>>146005490
>Implying
>IM FUCKING IMPLYING
TI3 WAS A 4K PUB AT BEST

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I STILL BELIEVE

>>146005490

Go look at those games again and see how big shitters people were back then

Saying this despite TI3 being my favorite all time tourney

>>146004848
>voting for a climate change denier

Guys I used to get (you)'s in this general and now I don't.

What happened?

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>>146005490
(You)

>>146005490
TI3 Na'vi was beaten by rat dota. TI3 Alliance retorted to rat dota.

It was like a 2k pub.

gg ez

>>146005490
Alliance and Na'Vi played both terrible dota in Grand Finals. The fact Alliance even won it speaks volumes of how bad

This, Puppey Dendi Bulldog etc. all admit.

You can watch replays. S4 plays really dog shit dota in Grand Finals.

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>>146005559
>BLOCK

FUCK I'M TIRED I MEANT BLOG*****

>>146005641

drinking boys

>>146005490
lolno.
>>146005484
>Big lan quali tournament with every team to determine who gets to play at big ti6 tournament
this sounds dumb as fuck

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>>146005603
Oh no, he is merely pretending you see.

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>fnatic finished same place as mvp in manila major
>not invited
what?

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>venge doesn't buy wards
>axe is too much of a pussy to initiate
>lifestealer has no farm after I 6-0 mid and dominate the map

LMAO AND THEY'RE ALL IN A PARTY
THEY'RE IN A FUCKING PARTY
AND IM FUCKING SOLO
AND I LOSE 25 POINTS FOR THIS SHIT
FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>146005181
is that chin real holy fuck

>>146005831

MVP has won 2 LANs since Shanghai major

>3:1 Vega
>3:0 EG

Fnatic has won some shitty SEA amateur tournaments at best

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why aren't there two majors anyway instead of 3?

have one in december (cis/eu alternating) and one in april (sea/cn alternating)

would give more space for bigger patches. more breathing time for spectators. more hype. no retarded roster lock for a major+TI and overall more elegant spacing. bump the prizepool to 4.5m for each of them.

thoughts?

>lirik played in 3k bracket

what

LMAO NA GOT KEKED

and also fnatic

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BLOG

POST

FUCKING

WHEN

>>146005945
People think Fnatic is anything more than dogshit because there are no other competent teams in SEA and MVP plays with 300 ping so they win online tournaments in SEA all the time.

>>146005583
can't wait for the qualifier games.
Any intel on the schedule yet? I really want to see EG and Secret.

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>mfw twitter explodes with people who are butthurt that NA has the same amount of slots but with less teams
>the same time they bitch about feminism and equality

>>146005490
TI3 also had the most pathetic, shittiest and disgusting grand finals to ever exist in the history of Dota.

At least the TI4 finals was quick and relatively painless.

>>146005754
yeah of course it sounds dumb, it's fucking retarded

we all know realistically the international would be all EU+CN teams with like, 2 token reps from NA (EG, DC) and SEA (MVP, Fnatic) if it was entirely on merit but they feel a stupid need to invite based on region to make it "truly international"

>>146005765
who are you talking to?

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>>146005943

>>146006053
>he just keeps posting it

I'm sure Fnatic could have been directly invited but Valve can be sure they make it to Seattle and block one of three spots and they don't have to deal with Homeland Security while trying to get one team from the jungle to america

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>>146005831
Are you stupid or just pretending?

cant wait alliance disband

>>146006024
pussied out, he's terrified Valve will fuck with him even more.

>>146006147
im addicted to (you)

>tfw forever stuck in high skill

>>146005831
Valve wants to limit the shitty teams from the SEA region now that they have 2 guaranteed invites, so they sent a decent team through the qualifiers. They are both pretty good teams but MVP have wone some memelans somewhat recently

>>146006298
You sound like a total ahegao semen toilet who will orgasm whenever someone gives you a (You).

>>146006282
He literally has Valve cum oozing out of his every orifice.
How could he get fucked even more?

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>>146006024
Does ppd read /d2g/?

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Would you lick her armpits?

>>146006298
Thanks, (you)'re a top lad.

>>146006432
No, maybe they're sweaty and have some hair and thats gross

AWW YIESS I WILL GET TO WATCH GLORIOUS SHITFEST KNOWN AS EU OPEN QUALIFIERS EVERY DAY AHAHAH feels guud ppepz

>>146006419
No relevant person browses 4chan

>>146006419
>does mr.reddit go on 4chan
probably

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>>146006583

?

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>There are so few NA teams left that Valve has to reinvite a team that was banned last time for cheating
what went wrong with NA?

>>146006583
masturbaman and cap do

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>>146006412
""""""random"""""" server lag during bo1 lmao

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>>146004797
That's dight, dying and waiting for respawn being a thing.

Justify having this in a supposedly action game
>bbbut ot will break the game
make icefaggot earn his paycheck for once and come up with an alternate solution

>>146006750
and me

Is RTZ truly the Burning of the west?
>considered the best player by his delusional fanbase
>never won a non honeypot tournament
>team destroyer, backstabs his teammates
>jumps ship the second things go wrong

>>146006829
youre not relevant blitz

>>146004797

The only thing I see is a new player being confused as fuck about the game - which results in the game being hard to enter

Nothing new about that

>>146006764
I remember having a 70 minutes or so Bristleback game without dying once. Shit's fucking exhausting.

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PPD IS AWAKE BLOG SOON

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>>146006965
buckle up

>>146006829
nahaz please kill yourself

stop forcing yourself as a meme

>>146006965
why should we care about another open qualifiers stack?

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I. STILL. BELIEVE.

>>146006953
Can you tell us how many times you pressed W in that game?
Surely, not less 1000 times, right?

>>146006573
me too dude, high five.
And I'm probably gonna take a power nap or some shit to watch EGs games.

>>146006829
ODpixel?

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Kaipi vs Secret when?

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Best of 1s are such a horrible fucking format for qualifiers. Regional and open. It's fucking stupid and awful and makes for horrible Dota.

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>>146006829
ow shit watch out, he's a big deal

You guys do realize that PPD don't really give a shit about winning a honey pot tournament when he's already set for life after TI5, right?

Get fucking real scrubs.

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>>146007260
can't wait

>>146007213
>a power nap

how do people do that

>>146007304
I agree, it's fucking retarded. It's funny to see EG and Secret "get what they deserve" but you shouldn't be able to qualify to a ~20 million dollar international tournament by winning best of 1s.

>>146007304
There are thousands of players, if they were Bo3 it would take forever

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What went wrong?

>>146006743
That was Elite Wolves

>>146007446
Hes alright very few people know how to play him right

>>146007509
i hope fy makes it to ti :3

>>146007304
What do you suggest for the playoff round of 1024? Best of 3s?
How about best of 2s with groups A01 through Z99, with the next round of 512 being best of 3.
Or just make it two groups of 1000 teams each and have everyone face each other in best of 1, then the top 100 teams go to the next round?

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>>146007408
Wish I knew to be honest.
It's really just wishful thinking by me, I'll probably stay up until the american qualifiers and fall asleep dead tired halfway through.

I envy people that can succesfully perform a power nap, it's supposed to be super legit

>>146007304
lmao how the FUCK would anyone organize BO3's for thousands of teams?
like LITERALLY every fucking 3 k gathers up with their friends and goes to get their asses kicked for fun you cant just give these guys a fucking loser bracket and bo3's it would take ages to get through and people who are serious about trying to qualify with jobs dont have time for that shit most tier 2/3/4 teams dont make money of dotes so they cant be neets like everyone else

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>get 2nd place at a honeypot
>secure invite
LOL

Fuck Valve.

PPD has been saving his drafts for TI and they don't even invite him?

>>146007304
t. poo pee doo

https://soundgasm.net/u/alwaysslightlysleepy/F4M-Script-Fill-Wake-up-mister-wake-up-Horror-Supernatural-Erotic-Rape-Snuff

reminder this exists

Man, PPD inevitable loss in OQ would be absolutely epic. Will he retire after that?

>>146007909
Doesn't that make ESL NOT A HONEYPOT?

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>>146007909
Yes, OG and TL should've been the only invites.

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Smart money!

>Fnatic consistently performs better at every event than MVP
>Has played in loads more events because of this
>Placed higher than MVP in almost everything
>MVP invited over Fnatic
>Liquid have top 4 finishes in like every recent tourney
>Not invited either

What are these nonsensical invites? Seriously what the fuck.

>>146007946
they had to nerf PPD

honeypot qualifier

Is it time for Valve to ignore placements in honeypot tournaments, since it's clear that the actual good teams don't care about honeypots? The fact that the invites are made based on fucking honeypots is disgusting.

what if bloodstone slark

>>146007852
power naps are for people that dont sleep a lot, then you just get tired and can take them in a day without problems

in theory you need like 3h of sleep a day in short burts, but you need to be really keep the schedule becuase if you miss even one nap your body just breaks down

thats why people dont push it that far, but just dont sleep that long and take one power nap during the day

>>146008027
WIN A LAN BEFORE YOU TALK FNASHIT

>>146007909
Even better, they didn't need to try in the finals, just threw all three games and they still got invited while keeping their strats hidden

>>146007852
Same here, I tried it a couple of times these last few days since I've got exams this week, but it just doesn't work. Just stick to any kind of piracetamum+coffee in my opinion.

>>146007304
doesnt matter, there are only 3 relevant team for ti
OG, liquid and newbee

the fastest way you can eliminate everything else and get to losers bracket final the better

>>146008027
Liquid is invited what are you talking about

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>>146008103
How does he do it?

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How did/do you guy get better in Dota 2? I'm not asking if you're bad or good. I usually watch my old games and analyze what mistakes I made.

Post your BOLDEST prediction about Qualifiers.

So I was at work and couldn't watch Na'Vi earlier.

I know OG's a powerhouse atm but where is Navi going wrong to get 2-0'd and then 3-0'd? They weren't able to take a game off of OG

>>146006158

But Fnatic didnt have visa trouble last year. That was like only china and ruskies.

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>Newbee somehao at TI6
Hao does she do it?

>>146008027
t. pinoy

Do you guys remember when Valve wasn't complete shit at everything they did?

>>146008027

>Fnatic consistently performs better at every event than MVP

you

>>146007974
>>>/x/
>>>/r9k/

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>>146008179
James is the panel host.

>NewB direct invite to TI6

So... this is the power of Chuan?

>>146008184
It's worse than that senpai. In their last game they got btfoed by Miracle support Lion and Cr1t core Rikimaru. It was painful to watch. Literally tier1 vs. tier2.

>>146008101

Fnatic has consistently performed better.

MVP only won fucking Dota Pit, that's the only one worth mentioning.

Hasn't Fnatic wiped the floor with MVP like every time as well?

>>146008184
Saving strats m8 see >>146008103

Artstyle is literally a genius

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Here's to the retard the other thread saying that was Lina's skin on the legs

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Remember how completely ADAMANT you guys all were that EG were guaranteed invited no matter what, and therefore believed the Majors were created for NO REASON WHATSOEVER?

What do you have to say for your behavior?

>>146008027
relax they did it just so we dont see too much trash at TI

there is no wya in hell fnatic doesnt qualify so that leaves just one spot for trash like mineski instead of 2 if fnatic was invited

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>>146007974
p-pugna-chan!?

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>>146008228
This guy threatened to eat Gabe if they didn't get an invite.

>>146008447
i miss burning

>>146008425
To be fair, we didn't fucking count on Valve counting honeypot tournaments as legitimate. If Valve completely ignored honeypot tournaments, EG would have had a guaranteed invite.

>>146008179
FDL wins NA off the back of Beesa's troll warlord and CC&C's TA hurricane pikes meme combo.

>>146008447
I want to know more about China scene desu. Why can't chink veterans speak good english ffs

>>146007974
post pick of your face. i bet you're fat

>>146008420

I want to impregnate the shit out of her

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>>146008447
Chuan is so fucking based

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>>146008027
but MVP finished higher at both Shanghai, TI5, tied at the Manila Major and also play on 300 ping in basically every SEA online tournament

Since Na'Vi got invited based on ESL

it means that non-Majors are not honeypots

and EG posters are CANONICALLY WRONG

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>>146007909
>le I wanna play only in the major tournaments that matte face
>don't even get an invite to the qualis
LOL

>>146008516
eg had a guaranteed invite then they broke the rules that nullifies the invite

its not rocket science really

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How mad /10 is ACNE retard of NA?

>>146008425
It was true tho

EG got directly invited to a major despite not playing a single game, then placed 16th

The invite system will always be fucking retarded and only exists because valve refuses to make lan qualifiers

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>>146008228
This is a girl.

>>146008228
Chuan did it by himself. He SUPPORTED so fucking flawlessly that it CARRIED the team. Never stop believing, my supportbros. You really can make all the difference.

>>146008607
You got to revise your cliches m8 us nerds are usually underweight

the real question is, will OUR GUY rOtk be at TI6?

>>146008425
They rejected the invite

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>>146008682

>that feel when Envy is less relevant than Alliance

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>>146008682

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>>146008095
I see, so that's why it's not working for me.
Whenever I've got no work or anything else that requires my presence, I fucking hibernate like a bear. I really wish I had regular sleeping behaviour, but eversince I was 14 or so, I just started sleeping 10 hours straight minimum on the weekend. It's even gotten worse. Just recently I slept 17 hours straight after pulling an all-nighter.

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>>146008027
>>Fnatic consistently performs better at every event than MVP
HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS TO READ A SIMPLE FEW LIVES OF THEXT YOU FUCKING IDIOT

HOLY FU

>>146008779
I'm not sure about their lineup t b h f a m

>>146008723

Loda promised him a coach spot at Alliance after CoL disbands.

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>>146008723
He's probably taking this real hard.

>>146008025
why do people level BadIlluminate before level 22 instead of rearming tp scrolls and farming heroes like a GoodLina?

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>>146007974
>my dick

>>146008516
If we disregard ESLs, which are kind of big tournaments to call honeypots, the last Major really drove home the point that certain prominent teams were no longer top teams in any way.

>>146008875
label one side as fnatic and the other as MVP so people know what that image is actually showing instead of posting it over and over and wondering why the retards on this board don't understand

>>146008723
>he actually thinks that some irrelevant event from three years ago matters today

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What did they mean by this?

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REALITY CHECK FOR RETARDS WHO THINK ACCOMPLISHMENT FROM6 MONTHS AGO MATTER

THEY DON'T KEK

NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH YOUR DUMBASS BE UNABLE TO COMPETE OVER TEAMS MORE DESERVING

>B-BUT THEN WHY HAVE MAJORS

IDK DUDE MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ARE WORTH A SHIT TON OF MONEY YOU DUMB FUCK

>>146008723
>make it to every major
is this supposed to be an achievement

>>146008516
>Change roster after lock date
IT'S BECAUSE OF THE "HONEYPOT"

>>146008242
Sure, it was when I wan't interacting with doturd, a fundamentally flawed game, but with one of their good games indtead.

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WHY DIDN'T YOU NIGGERS SAY THAT OUR GIRL ZAI IS STREAMING?

>>146009223
>Artour 2.0
no thanks kid

valve really should make some clear rules about invites

somehting like:
every finalist of every major gets auto invited
rest spots are filled with winners of lesser lans
if needed by 2nd places of lesser lans

its really not hard, instead everyone is angry as fuck beucase they think they deserve the invite over someone else for placing 9th at a major and doing like shit outside of that

>>146009306
No. Teams that are shit now should not be invited regardless of past wins.

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>>146008516

>>146009265
He's Artour 1.0, he basically molded rtz into what he is

>>146009306
They'd be angry anyway.
Who gives a shit.

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>>146009223

>>146009385
>>146009265
I don't get this meme

>>146007424
what the fuck are you smoking?
open q. merely gives you a spot for the regional q.

>>146009306
Just implement a point based system that ranks the teams. Tally up only the points from Majors/other big Valve approved LANS. Whomever places within a threshold gets invited

>>146009306
>Make clear set out goals
>Teams stop giving a shit once they "secure" invite making the honeypot narrative a real thing
No thanks, you ameritards bought your own lie, and now you have to deal with it

>>146009306
i'm fine with it being unknown rules so that when a shitty fag team does some dumb shit they can't say "MUH RULES I DESERVE AN INVITE"

for a good example see the "previous winners of TI get invited rule" and EGposters on the board this year

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>>146009306
There should be no invites ever

>>146009514
Just ignore them

...there's absolutely no way Secret makes it out of the EU qualis, is there?

>>146009223

but if i didn't watch him and ppd in-game I couldn't hear my Rick and Morty announcer

>>146009369
if they won in the past they can win now

thats the thing, and eveyrone will literally kill themselves just to win at ti

its stupid to invite teams that actually never were the best at any lan even at some tier2 lans just because "hey at least they placed high in the last month lolz" when teams like wings were able to destroy liquid 3-0 in combined 70min not long ago and still be ignored

>>146009564
Navi not making it to TI would reduce the viewercount by like 40%.

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>>146009223
>im so quirky and meme about niggers "music"

no thanks

how much longer until the compend finishes?

>>146009514
>Another wonder child with a wacky personality who's going to save NA dota

>>146009631
nigga wings fucking fluked.

they're a fucking push over team now

just a CN Vega Squadron

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So Immortals II must be coming out soon right?

>>146009537

?
thats litearlly what happens now

OG after winning frankfurt were in literally one lan between the next major where they played like shit, thats why the 1 patch pony meme was born

teams sandbag already becuase they hope its true, just let them sandbag KNOWING its true

when you KNOW something you cant complain

thats why EG and Secret stay quiet about playing open qualies, they knew they will have to play them becuase thats the one rule valve stated

>>146009631

IG won a TI, proven winner, they should be invited.

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HOL UP

Is Dota dead?!

>>146009306
No, because then the LANs who don't determine invites would be brushed off by the teams or straight up not even organised because what's the point.
Current system is fine, people bitching will happen regardless

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>>146009835
Judging by Bruno's statement, I'd say tomorrow with Compendium points.

>Purge not playing with VEG this time
Holy shit, will they actually win for once?

>>146009901
a season lasts from one TI to another

not from the beginning of time to the heat death of universe

>>146009842
>teams sandbag already becuase they hope its true, just let them sandbag KNOWING its true

THIS ESL

PROVED THE ENTIRE MEME OF HONEYPOT LANS FALSE

AS NATUS VINCERE GOT INVITED TO THE INTERNATIONAL BASED ON ESL FRANKFURT #2 PLACE

https://twitter.com/Peterpandam/status/744662735665803264

CANCELED

>>146009584
Open qualifier teams have repeatedly been shown to be a joke when real teams are with them, no matter how low-tier the real team is.

I think it's fairly unlikely that even a long string of Bo1s against open quali teams will eliminate them. And in the same way it's also "fairly unlikely" that EG will get eliminated. What I'm getting at is that their individual chances are good but it's likely some fluke will fuck up one of the two at least. Expect some bottom-tier meme threads.

Why does LGD get an invite?

They only went to Starladder because of the name.

They didn't even get top 4 at the Manila Major.

And Secret WON THE SHANGHAI MAJOR and get nothing?

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>>146009904
Are you blind or just stupid?

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>>146010096
holy shit this cuck

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HE HAS GIVEN UP HOPE FOR OPEN QUALIFIERS
EG WITHDRAWS

>>146010096
Well, at least he knows anything he does is just pathetic whining.

>>146008447
what is kevin doing there

>>146010113
their manager is a hot chink slut

>>146010025

I want to impregnate that wolf

>>146010076
To be fair, Navi were impressive except in groupstage at the previous tournament even without making it to the top.

>>146010096

Shame

>>146009904
immortal treasurers always spike the prizepool

this year will be bigger but diminishing returns will kick in eventually

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>>146010113
>They didn't even get top 4 at the Manila Major.

>>146010096
NA IS SO BTFOD BY TODAY THEY LITEARLLY ARE TOO AFRAID TO SPEAK THEIR MINDS ANYMORE

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAIO

Is Moonmeander basically a goodEE?

>>146010291
he's talking about the drinking voids tweet

>>146010096
>Charlie
https://twitter.com/CharlieYang/status/744663250122379265

Charlie knows what's up. He's seen all the tantrums again and again and none of them make anyone look good, ever.

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what a fucking pussy

>>146010101
I meant the main ones.

But even OQ are dangerous in EU...there's the XBOCT stack with a lot of big CIS names for example, I can see them knocking out Secret...bulba is worse than universe after all.

>>146010113

xiao8

>>146010113
>They didn't even get top 4 at the Manila Major.

>>146010096
>https://twitter.com/Peterpandam/status/744662735665803264

AHAHA AMERIKEKS CANT GET MORE

P A T H E T I C

THAN THAT!

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>>146010113

>>146010460
You and I both know the rant would have been 8x more pathetic let's be real.

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>>146010113
(You)

>http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Manila_Major/2016
fucking read this shit before you share your opinion on who deserves invites you fucktards.
jesus christ I forgot just how fucking salty NAtards are when things dont go their way.

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tfw you've got 500 coins to bet but u no ur on tilt

dunno how to describe it but weather ash is physically damaging to the eyes

not worth the grind dotards

>>146010096

HE DELELTED THE TWEET ASKING WHO DRINKING BOIS WERE

SHUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUP

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>Enemy has a Tinker, Nature's Profit, and an Alchemist.
>Deny 5/6 of the towers they took
>Even when NP had 2 swarms of treants on it because of good timing/luck
>Can feel the buttrage every time they jump on me in a teamfight just to watch my team mop the floor with them seconds after I die.

>>146010638
>7th place gets invited 5th doesnt

yeah you must think you are really smart dont you mister anon smartpantski huh

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>>146010096
>being /d2g/ when you're not in /d2g/
baka,f

Reminder that best Cursor is Warcog, best HUD is Scions of the Sky, and best Announcer/Mega-Kills is Rick and Morty

>>146010687
Play Alchemist or N'aix.

ez 1 level.

>>146010854
>using cosmetics

>>146009904
forgot your condolences shit

>>146010701
dumbass
>>146010854
kill yourself

>>146010807
maybe you should make it to 3 finals in a row and then only lose to the first and second place winners of the majors if you wanted a better shot at an invite?
bbbbbut honeypot xxxd

>>146010807
Funny how all the NA """""pros""""" are suddenly coming to Fnatic's defense..

>>146010912

>using the shitty default HUD

Reminder that American meme of HONEYPOT LANS has been DEMOLISHED BY VALVE.

Na'Vi got invited because 2nd place finish at ESL.

HOW HARD CAN NADOTASCENE GET FUCKING TOLD WITHIN SINGLE DAY

EVEN PDD IS KEKED

>>146011019
>"shitty default HUD"
how to spot a degenerate 101

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Do you think Miracle get a lot of pussy?

Post that webm, you know the one.

So what has happened today in the world of autistic personalities and e-"sports"

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>>146011173

>>146011159
no, because sex takes time and dota is more important

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>>146011173

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>>146011173

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>>146011173

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>>146011159

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>>146011173

>>146011248
>brut'l

>>146011231
Valve did something predictable based on the things they were setting up all year, and some very stupid people still managed to be surprised.

>>146010934
true story

my brother killed himself like 5 days ago, my mom of course refuses to believe it and claims it was an accident but the police wont even investigate afaik becuase they said he killed himself by jumping under a train

why do you just say some shit like that to someone over nothing

he was divorced and had a son, i am his godfather, i didnt even earn a penny yet but i know i have to support that kid now

i think you should go back to redd1t honestly or your epic /b/

>>146011159
Miracle is canonically the best dota 2 player of all time, too bad that OG is sponsored by a literal who streaming site so he'll never be a famous streamer

What happened to the american qualifier invites?
Couldn't they have invited shazam or ixmike's team?

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>>146011330

>>146011098
I can't wait for you to get mad when EG destroys the open qualifers, destroys the regional qualifiers, and then destroys the entirety of TI6 because they knew better than to waste their energy and strats on honeypots.

>>146011431
Sorry to hear you're going through all that. Have a (you) on me, friend. :)

>>146011435
Shazam made roster changes
TF disbanded like today If I'm not mistaken

>>146010934
i fucked ur mom lmao!!!

>>146011431
Your brother was weak and deserved death

>>146011159
If the dota scene is anything like the sc2 scene, most pro players get tons of fangirls throwing themselves at them. Especially those who win a lot.

>>146011435
Shazam broke roster lock because SVG decided to COACH eg

>>146011173
Do any of you have the webm of an allied Earthshaker and Lina both going for the same regeneration rune and cooperating as teammates toward that common goal?

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>>146011173
USA

>>146011435
valve doesnt want to seem like rules can be broken to punish eg and secret so they invited only teams that didnt change their roster

like literally a team that didnt play a single game was invited but refused becuase the reason they didnt play a single game was becuase they insta disbanded

and all na teams changed roster

best part 2 teams invited did change their roster valve just doesnt know, they will prolly go back to old rosters to keep the invites or something stupid like that

>>146011565
>>146011617
what a time to be alive

>>146011383
>Aui even being on the table

>>146011787
>was on EG
>now on Secret
?

>>146011787

>Universe even being on the table when it was peter pandaman's pandaplan to have Universe leave Secret so there's no way they could make it through their own qualifiers

If EG goes down they're taking Secret with them

>Valve rather inviting disbanded teams over EG to Regional Quals.
L M A O.

>>146011948
EG is ineligible.

>>146011383
Will teams be allowed to just keep trading during their open qualifiers?

>>146011948
EG literally cannot be invited to regional qualifiers by the rules. If there's no one who deserves the spot then there should just be another open qualifiers spot.

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how the fcuk atr u supposed to win a single game at 3,1k mmr
i made a new account a while ago, got 4k mmr and am playing mostly on that one, but i had bought the compendium on my old account and am occasionally trying to do the quests
how is it even possible to win? i just want the fucking sets but i keep getting surrounded by double digit iq troglodytes
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/123260931

>>146011358
Godz knows they fucked

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navi for ti6 champs
you heard it here first

>>146012213
Git gud.

>say dota 2 blog invite announcement, started laughing
>went to take a nap, still laughing
>was hard to sleep cause I was still laughing
>woke up, laughing and sides hurt

EG and Secret being so shit is literally going to kill me. HELP ME BROS.

>>146012409
I'm literally going to die when they inevitably get knocked out of the open qualifiers

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>>146012409

>all this thread was last year was a bunch of SWNL shitposting

bunch of bandwagoning faggots

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>>146012213
i dont know

what i do know is how to win at 3.2k and its super easy

you played one game this week, so yeha you wont rankup if you dont play
you had a 52% winrate this month tho so you gained points

mmr just takes a lot of time if oyu play shit heroes, i focused mostly on 1 until i saw its not working, only mid

the picture is super outdated but you get the point, you will never rank up if you dont actually play

>>146012213
when you stop being hateful and proud of yourself

whats the lineup of drinking boys?

anyone knows?

>tfw you mute a flamer

Is there a single better feeling

>>146012914

no fuck off

>>146012938
maybe actually accomplishing something?

>>146012914
It's amazing how Valve managed to fuck up so much and invited the most literal whos of all whos.

>>146013054
?
They knew exactly what they were doing.
The NA scene are the ones who fucked up here.

>>146012765
im not after mmr on this account, i just want the quests. i have switched to unraked for the last few games expecting people to not be as inept but it was the exact same. i could get a 90% winrate easily if i spammed mediusa or some shit but i need the quests

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any cu/ck/s in here? God help me I just used heavy whipping cream instead of milk in my pancake dough, is there any saving it? Its so fucking fluffy. ITS SO FUCKING FLUFFY I NEED A PROFESSIONAL

>>146013103

>Americas is just North America

?