>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/22385/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>CURRENT TOURNAMENT : THE INTERNATIONAL 2016 OPEN QUALIFIERS
Preview: TO BE ADDED
Stream: TO BE ADDED
Liquipedia: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/The_International/2016/Open_Qualifiers
Dotabuff: TO BE ADDED
VODS:TO BE ADDED
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
PREVIOUSLY ON DEE TOO GEE
>>145983124
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
>Navi get $62,749 for a minor LAN
Why even go to these when the Majors pay so much more for getting like 5th?
Kaipi will win ti6
>9 memes early
fuck valve
hon revival when
>OG will win a TI because of RTC
>all these secret fans jumping over to OG for TI
How you people live with yourselves?
>get a nice winstreak
>next game, immediately a guy starts feeding mid, for some inane argument
>goes 0 - 31 - 0 in 15 mins
>next game a guy abandons in the first minute for no reason at all
is this the magic of valve matchmaking balance?
>>145991818
because a major isn't on and 10k for a few games of dota is pretty good
Reminder the ENTIRE point of the role switch was to prove how broken phoenix is
Based n0lessthan3lans
>Win two lans witin 6.5 months
>YOU ARE THE BEST EVER TEAM COMPROMOISED OF BEST SUPPORT CARRY MID CAPTAINS EVER
>Even as a support Miracle- carries his team hard
Is this guy a god? Does OG mean Our God in reference to Miracle-?
DOTARDS????
>deadwood never ever
Have do i deal with this feel?
No salt but this patch allows bad teams to beat good teams
>>145992025
No homo
REVISED HERO CONCEPT v0.10a
BlitzDota - the Meme Caster
a melee str hero
--------------------
Str - 22 + 2.4
Agi - 14 + 1.4
Int - 19 + 2.0
Base Armor - 4
Base Dmg - 29 - 39
BAT - 1.85
Base MS - 295
Turn Rate - 0.8
--------------------
Q - Uncontrollable Giggling - Target Self
Blitz reduces himself into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Stuns himself for 5 seconds. Is immune to all dmg for the first 1.5/2/2.5/3 sec of this ability - 75mana 12/11/10/9 cd
W - False Flag as Gay - Target Ally channeled (250 cast range)
Blitz pretends to be a giant homosexual faggot and rubs an allies' shoulders applying a Weak Purge and healing them for 20/40/60/80 hp per second (can be cast even if stunned). - 30mana/s 22 cd
E - Ask Purge for help - No Target
Blitz summons his friend Purge Gamer for 40 seconds - 100/125/150/175mana 80 cd
Purge - 550/600/650/700 HP -
4 armor, 295 ms, 1.9 BAT 200 AS
500 range, piercing dmg - 60/75/90/105 dmg
passive - Purge - the enemy feels depressed from missed cs and is Purged of all buffs
R - Open Eyes - Target Area
Blitz opens his eyes and fires a beam of pure energy at all enemies infront of him (1000 wide 2000 range). Instantly deals 450/600/750 bkb piercing pure dmg. Has a 2 sec channel period (can be cast even if stunned, but stunning during the channel period will still cancel the ult). - 150/225/350mana, 120 cd
**Aghs Upgrade** - Evian® Bottle
Blitz is granted an Evian® Bottle sized cock, granting him 50% cleave in 225 Aoe and increasing his attack range to 200. Every 20 attacks the Evian® Bottle unleashes a powerful spray in front of Blitz, stunning all enemies in a cone going 500 units out for 2 sec and applying a 35AS/MS slow for 6 seconds.
>>145992015
ye
>>145991712
>chinks and gooks
>our guys
Whats the difference between HON and DOTA2
>>145992041
Please release the blog you wrote now
>>145991973
Top TI3 is easily OG/Liquid/Newbee
None of the other teams are even fucking trying.
>>145992115
Iceiceice is unironically the ourest guy in existence and I don't care what filthy redditors say
>>145992151
The prize pools and little else
>>145991829
shut the FUCK UP nogames
>>145992151
go ask /hong/
:^)
>>145992115
>he doesn't like ChuaN
>>145992151
one is dead, the other isn't
>>145992151
hon was dota2 before dota2 existed then icefrog stopped working on it AND IT WENT TO SHIT with all changes not done by icefrog
they literally turned a great game into a big stinking pile of shit
Can someone recommend me a mouse for good doter 2. My Deathadder is double clicking and its fucking my gameplay
I want to believe Liquid will win TI6.
I Really want them to win.
I care about this more than the icehockey finals.
>>145992338
OG will pick phoenix and win TI6 on the back of miracle and crit
>>145991357
I'd still consider Dendi to be a mid/high level player and Sonneiko makes incredible plays sometimes. It's hard to remark on Artstyle, being the pos. 5, but Ditya Ra has some major direction issues in teamfights and General's positioning is literally at a 2k level.
>>145992334
literally anything, you should be more worried about strain from long periods of use. So find a mouse that you find the most comfortable.
>>145992217
>implying the return of Zai doesn't mean that EG will become the first team to win back-to-back TIs
They will crush the qualifier and then return to glory.
Shouldn't OG be fined for that?!
>>145991516
>ponyfaggotry
>joke
It ceased being a joke the moment the first pilot episode ended on 2010/10/10. In the core of it is simply a cartoon aimed at little girls that is 5/10 instead of -1/10 like usual.
>>145991550
Fluffy crap isn't related to /mlp/, most of these niggers never even watched the show, they were there just to le epik troll/be spoiled little shits that weren't beat nearly hard enough by their parents.
>>145992334
we all do m8
we all do
>>145992025
Swindlezz is a fan of the male form
>>145992334
just clean it up its a easy fix retard
>>145992334
Logitech G300 anything more is overkill
>>145992328
Just the direction Dota 2 is taking
>>145992041
post the blog already you fuck
>>145992151
hon wasn't afraid of using mechanics not supported in the wc3 engine
>get fed up with bullshit fights with GF and broke up with her
>just rage jerked off to a rape fantasy she sent me a few months back
im feelin pretty pathetic lads, which hero should i spam to help this feel?
>>145992338
Literally the same chance as Cloud0 winning TI5
Shit game
It will never be balanced
Hat simulator 2.0
Fuck valve and fuck all you faggots
>>145992334
if you have varanty just get them to fix it dipshit
>WWE Money in the Bank tonight
>Also the very last game of the Apehoop finals
>Would still rather watch DotA but there's no eSports on for the rest of the day
REMINDER THAT THESE ARE THE DOTA EVENTS UNTIL/INCLUDING TI6!
So, starting tuesday, Open Qualifiers. Saturday until Wednesday Main Qualifiers. After that:
>Global Grand Masters, July 3 to 10 (online)
>Nanyang, July 6 to 10
>Summit 5, July 13 to 17
>Starladder I-league, July 21 to 24
>Pro Gamer League 2016 July 22 to 24 (China)
>TI6 Main Event, August 8 to 13
W-what now?
They don't take Na'Vi seriously. That draft was super disrespectful to Na'Vi.
>>145992472
Not if PPD keeps drafting like a retard or Fear's arm breaks.
>>145992334
Roccat kone pure desert strike
>>145992548
go fuck her
>>145992563
ppd please, you have to prepare for the open qualifier, not shitpost
>>145992598
we watch the euro with our good friends over at /sp/
>>145992536
neither is doturd2 and look where we are
like literally we're playing perma -em mode compared to before and i honestly wouldn't be surprised at all if it turned out that pro teams pick supports instead of having 5 cores just because their contracts forbid exposing the state of the game
>>145992587
>>Global Grand Masters, July 3 to 10 (online)
never heard of it, the fuck is this?
>>145992451
Sonneiko is 100% a good player
It's weird how CIS has like 5 solid players but they're all on different teams
>>145992667
It really was, but in all seriousness if Na'vi couldn't beat that fucking draft and lineup then they have some MAJOR issues. It was also designed to shut the faggots who are saying that Miracle is the only reason that OG is good up. Even with Crit as core and Miracle as position 4 the team was DESTROYING Na'vi. I mean sure this isn't a tier 1 game but still.
>ban five of miracles carry heroes
>deny three of their favorite heroes by picking them (invoker, elder titan, void)
>still get ass fucked by miracle support and crit core
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>145992667
Well they were right not to, navi just don't have the chops to win a LAN
Liquid will win TI6
>>145992041
>>145992818
I want to fuck Soe
>>145992667
Nigga do you fucking even GRASP the amount of games old Na'Vi used to fucking memedraft?
>>145992334
zowie fk2 or fk1 if u have baby hands
everything else is a meme
>>145992598
play the game/overthrow
>>145992818
Soe makes my dick happy
>>145992780
HoN didn't fuck up the gold mechanics though, like "IceFrog" has done with Dota 2
>>145992875
I would be happy if it was a Solid vs Liquid grand finals and Liquid finally takes the cake. I love both the teams and either one winning TI is a treat as far as i'm concerned.
>>145992151
HoN had genderbender skins
>mfw imagining femvoker
>>145992878
?
>>145992563
I honestly like valve, it's doturd2 that sucks.
No surprise a game is shit when it comes from a Fundamentally Flawed Genre.
I have more hope for Competetive Matchmaking for tf2 than for this game.
>>145992980
How can you like TEam Liquid's boring ass three right click core shit with 1-2 healers (or healing abiltiies)
>>145993092
t. 5k stuck in 2k trench
>>145993114
The game's about more than just drafts, liquid's playstyle is fucking great, Matu in particular is a lunatic and Mindcontrol has some truly phenomenal plays.
>>145993016
>Not Awoo-Lycan
Pleb
REMINDER THAT AT 9EST GRANTS GOING TO BE HOSTING FDL/Shazam
Hopefully it'll be actually good unlike these finals.
>>145993072
>literally funding islamic terrorism
>>145993072
You are missing the point amerilard.
>>145993072
>only a few more months of this being a relevant shitposting image
i gotta enjoy it while it lasts
>>145993176
What ever the holy fucking shit I dont understand how you can find their actual playstyle exciting or interesting
its the most one dimensional tier-1 team has ever gotten in years
just right click shit and heal
if you lose then its done no fall back no comeback
>>145992923
They also didn't remove 3 entire damage types just because they were too hard to understand for people who weren't even taught about them from the shitty excuses for "tutorials" this game has.
>Na'vi getting fucked by a Memepatch Team
>Again
>Just like TI3
>>145992794
Closed qualifier teams are:
>Ad Finem
>Flipside tactics
>Kaipi
>No Diggity
>Polarity
>Power Rangers
>Team Spirit
>Virtus Pro
?Uhhhhhhhh did he tag the wrong OG player???
>>145993264
So are you euroblubber
>>145993296
I miss Mixed damage
>>145993245
yeah tier 8 na dota will be good lmao
the only fun part will be spamming beesa playing the carry for the first 10min about it
So, we getting TI invites tonight right?
>>145993340
lmao
deetoogee btfo
>>145993340
He is le ebin contrarian like dee too gee XD
>Realized just now that g1138 was greenmarine
HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAYIN
ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR DOTURD FANART ARTISTS
RESPONSIBLE FOR IMAGES LIKE PIC RELATED
WAS A DRAWFAG FROM /TG/?
WEW
Tell me about this Dazzle
Why is he rushing Aghanim?
>>145993285
Almost every single lineup nowadays has some form of healing. Dazzle/Oracle/Phoenix/Witch Doctor. Almost every single lineup has right click too. This is a very superficial way of looking at it. What sort of teams do you enjoy that play differently? What teams do you like that can't be reduced to healing + right click?
>>145993340
He is right though.
>>145993165
>m-my dumbed down RTSes are serious business guys!
valve is smart not trying to invest into the bottomless pit that is "fund to fix Dota", instead choosing it to reallocate these resources into something else, such as memeVR or CuckS:GOyim
>>145992587
>online
>Summit 5
>Slavladder
Jesus christ it'll be long two months until TI
>>145991904
Let them doubt
My team shall rise from the grave, and the world will know that I was right.
>>145993474
I've literally never seen this image in my life
>>145993483
DAZZLE
HOLY SHIT
Guys.. GUYS! I just realized that we'll get to see Secret and EG play 10 games a day. We will follow each game and shitpost about them losing all day. Finally IF they actually lose it'll be fucking cash and gulag will explode
I mean, I knew it'll happen but I didn't really think about it before.
>>145993483
Cuz hes a 2k shitter?
>>145993487
Team Liquid specifically drafts 3 right clickers and 1-2 healbots that literally do nothing if they can't right click enemy to death.
>>145993340
He's not wrong in that but honestly Fly and Miracle are up there in their respective roles as well.
>>145993494
t. solo offline bot games only player
>>145993329
is there a reason they didn't invite og?
>This is LE WAOW GUY TOURNAMENT 5
Can't wait to fall asleep to Dota 2 again
Woo.
>>145993340
Cr1t God
How do we cleverly shitpost on /lolg/ after that """""""""BM"""""""" draft by OG?
>>145993483
agha is supp item
what do you mean wards restock and you gotta buy them
Can Secret make it through the open qualifier?
>>145993285
Moon is a maniac
Miracle plays like a pubstar mid even though he's competing for millions
Mindcontrol always goes ham
I'll admit their drafting is pretty boring and I miss long games, but that's more an issue with Dota than OG, Liquid and Newbee play essentially the same way
>>145993564
what is this image supposed to convey
>>145993564
>>145993483
>rushing
>has 5 wards and 2 sentries in inventory
>>145993695
dotaposting has been banned on lolg for disrespectful drafting
Will we get Pit Lord (or at least the legion commander quest) before TI?
>>145993589
Summit 5 has some good teams (ignoring that OG will rek), Nanyang has EG, Secret and Newbee, Starladder has Newbee and the 3 not yet announced direct invites,
>>145993590
his team already rose from the grave, though
>>145993716
>NA open qualifiers
Most certainly yes.
>>145993729
MOON?
MIRACLE?
THEY ARENT IN TEAM FUCKING LIQUID.
>>145993340
thats notrtz
>>145993627
The open qualis are going to be fun
Shame about the shitty sanitized BTS coverage though
>>145993340
swecucks BTFO
>>145993634
Let's prove you wrong senpai
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2447365661
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2444663195
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2444509429
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2442244100
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2447190474
I'd include some matches with enchantress who is HARDLY a healbot but I'll go your way.
Me on the left
by the way win10 is the best windows yet!
>>145993732
You can't tell what leveling up skills does in league.
>>145993857
>Singsing Era Cloud9
Don't remind me
It was so much fun
>>145993759
I hated this the one time I tried LoL, people used to cry about you having to read so much shit before you can get into Dota but you need to have a fucking wiki open for LoL if it's your first time playing.
>>145993857
what was pewdiepie doing there
>>145993729
Read the post chain. It was stating how TL play the most boring DOTA 2, not OG.
>>145993842
they play in eu ones
>>145993716
thru open?
maybe
thru regionals?
100% no
they will be playing alliance empire vp navi etc
empire didnt lose to secret for over a year now for example lmao
>>145993925
you can but only when you have a level to spend
its usually just a damage increase+cd decrease
DAILY REMINDER:
Any team of qualifier assassins that knocks out EG or Secret becomes our guys, no questions asked.
Even if they are the equivalent of 5 kotlguys or 5 zyoris.
INSTANT uncontestable our guy status.
>>145993759
Dota still lacks a lot of useful hero info in game though. I don't think it's reasonable that you have to go to the wiki to get the actual range of the ability, or cast points. Like for fuck's sake let me hold alt and see EVERYTHING about the skill. There's no resources for this information in game and I think that's ridiculous.
Secret are playing in EU quals you daft cunts
>>145993960
losing
>>145994041
>have to wait until level 4 just to see what spells I want to level first
>every spell has static scaling to make this more fair
>>145993910
POO IN THE LOO
>>145994056
Agreed
>>145994130
>Secret is more NA than EU at this point
what went wrong
>>145994078
>>145993910
>shitting in the streets music starts playing
>>145994130
>>145994015
No, Secret going to play in NA quals. It was confirmed yesterday. It would be a retard move to play in EU.
help
>>145994078
>still no proper cast range display while trying to cast skills
I swear Kunkkas boat targetting is impossible to understand without actually using it
HoN did this right, they made proper targetting displays for every ability
>>145994078
Yeah I wish I didn't have to open the wiki so much.
They should just copy the style of the dota gampedia spell pages.
>>145994292
I don't get what you're insinuating, that I'm bad at the game because I think information about the game should be accessible in the game?
@145994320
Let's see if /d2g/ is retarded enough to give this faggot (You)s.
>>145994234
you dont have to
every character has a static level path and item build that everyone always goes and if you dont youre literally worse off in every scenario
if you think dota is bad for every build looking the same watch a lol pro game, everyone follows the same stale build and only plays the same 20 or so characters
>>145994320
they are all in Turkey, they're playing EU, they're officially an EU team
no d2g memeing is going to change that, get it through your thick heads.
>>145994320
https://www.faceit.com/en/teams/1b1b99fb-e28b-4c6b-bdbf-6d265daed4a8
COMPETITIONS
THE INTERNATIONAL 2016 OPEN QUALIFIER EU #1
THE INTERNATIONAL 2016 OPEN QUALIFIER EU #2
esports is over
>>145994420
That hero page pisses me off in particular because I feel like it was designed as a place where you can look at cosmetics first and learn about the heroes second. Not to mention that for some reason it's arranged into Primary Attribute->Alphabetical order while you don't see it like that in hero picking phase so why the fuck is it different?
Got a Gondar challenge.
How do I play BadRiki? What do I build?
>>145994420
reminder than naut and liss are better versions of tide and ww, respectively
>>145994578
I will miss the soeposting
>>145993564
>massive damage
>40+11+(5%*maxhp)
??
>>145994694
battlefury into deso
max jinada
>>145994694
support
>>145994694
Arcane boots -> whatever defensive item your team needs (guardian greaves/shivas/aether lens/lotus orb/pipe, w/e) -> BUY FUCKING WARDS AND GEMS AND SHIT YOU HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY -> octarine/hex
>>145994790
BUT GUYS
ECELEBS ARE PEOPLE TOO
ESPECIALLY IF THEY HAVE VAGINAS
>Cr1t won a total of $2000 through the years 2012-2015 before he joined up with OG
>Now the best player in the world
how did he do it
>>145994526
I just wanted to highlight the lack of information league gives new players.
When I first started playing dota after the first 50 games or so I would just random and figure out what to do as I went.
>>145994780
>40% damage reduction and massive aoe stun that can't be stopped by stuns or silences vs aoe damage
They are not even similar heroes.
http://www.dota2.com/international/announcement
>>145993650
yeah sure ur hardcore i accept it, doing bigger numbers than the enemy is a skill to admire
NAVI INVETED
>NAFAGS BTFO
NAVI INVETED
>NAFAGS BTFO
NAVI INVETED
>NAFAGS BTFO
NAVI INVETED
>NAFAGS BTFO
>>145994842
>>145994851
>>145994863
I will support,
but I'm afraid supporting as Gondar at my unranked MMR (I don't suggest people to challenge picks in ranked) is going to get me yelled at. He's played at a hard carry at this peru MMR unranked US East.
>>145994812
I was going to say that League's HP pools are larger but 5% is still only like 250 health on a tank.
>>145994934
he got carried by a 9k kid
switch miracle with era or someone and you have literally old fnatic that didnt win a single lan for like 3 years lmao
its all miracle every single thing its all 100% him
>wins now required to get out of low pri
>5 wins required is max
>if you have 5 wins required you can just leave games with impunity
>if you start winning a game all that is required is for 1 faggot with 5 required wins to just quit, which they would, as there is no incentive for them to stay
>with the game safe to leave the rest of the losing team leave too
>win doesn't count for your team
>literally stuck in low pri forever
I'm done with this game, this is just fucking stupid.
INVITES
>>145994979
>invited teams
>no secret
>no eg
>no alliance
NAME ANYTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THIS
>MUH NEWBEE RULE
ROFL
NO
NA
INVITES
LMAO
>>145995026
You're not a position 5 because you can actually afford items and gondar can really do a lot in fights. Again, the hero's got a lot of gold if you're not totally shit with him so you should be able to get yourself some decent items.
>>145995117
NA BTFO
>>145994979
>>145995117
>>145995131
>NAVI INVITED
NAFAGS BTFO.
>NAVI INVITED
*VEGA IS BETTER THAN NAVIFAGS BTFO*
>NAVI INVITED
NAFAGS BTFO.
>NAVI INVITED
*VEGA IS BETTER THAN NAVIFAGS BTFO*
>wake up
>NaVi lost to support Miracle and carry Cr1t
Where's the fucking blog post that I was promised.
>>145995117
>MVP
How?
>pick Windranger
>lose
Guys? What do?
>NA 6 Teams in Qualifiers
wtf, why is Dota dead in US? What do Americans do all day? Playing casual singleplayer animeshit like /v/ tells me?
>>145994421
Why do you think you're entitled to knowing how the game works?
Seriously, explain yourself.
>Two wildcard spots
How do these work again?
Third place in each regions qualifiers?
>VALVE COULDNT EVEN FIND 8 NA TEAMS TO INVITE
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAO
>>145995117
>2 EU 3 CN 2 SEA 2 NA dude B T F O
NA UP IN FLAMES
>NA UP IN FLAMES
NA UP IN FLAMES
>NA UP IN FLAMES
NA UP IN FLAMES
>NA UP IN FLAMES
NOT A SINGLE NORTH AMERICAN INVITE TO THE INTERNATIONAL
NOT A SINGLE NORTH AMERICAN INVITE TO THE INTERNATIONAL
NOT A SINGLE NORTH AMERICAN INVITE TO THE INTERNATIONAL
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
NO NOT EVEN IF YOU WERE KEKED NATARD
>>145994694
arcanes>medallion>situational like crest+linkens
if youre doing well buy damage like bfly or deso
if not buy greaves/pipe
max shuriken>shadowwalk>jinada, track when available
buy wards and dust if need be
>NA
THE CITY OF MCDONALDS
>b-b-b-but EG
b-b-b-but EG are invited cos newbee and alliance were!!!
>b-b-b-but EG
b-b-b-but EG are invited cos newbee and alliance were!!!
>b-b-b-but EG
b-b-b-but EG are invited cos newbee and alliance were!!!
>b-b-b-but EG
b-b-b-but EG are invited cos newbee and alliance were!!!
>b-b-b-but EG
b-b-b-but EG are invited cos newbee and alliance were!!!
>b-b-b-but EG
b-b-b-but EG are invited cos newbee and alliance were!!!
L U L
>>145995308
I guess that earth spirit info was legit yesterday LMAO
>>145995280
The runners up in SEA, EU, NA, and China qualifiers play in a small 4 team "tournament" usually the day before the main event beings. 1st and 2nd place get the wildcard spots.
But I can't remember off the top of my head what 1st place gets over 2nd.
>>145995260
there are 50 teams but all broke the roster lock
valve seems to not understand that tier 3 teams just dont fucking stay together for 5 months hoping for an invite
some teams that would get invited disbanded like 3 days ago
>tfw NA is totally and utterly, forever BTFO
Hold on a second how the fuck is the Wild Card going to work? In years past the Wild Card was played by the runners up of the qualifiers but now it looks like the top two teams in each qualifier makes the tournament. Who the fuck plays in the Wild Card then? The third place teams from each qualifier?
NORTH AMERICAN DOTA 2 SCENE EVEN HIGHER UP IN FLAMES IF THAT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE.
NORTH AMERICAN DOTA 2 SCENE EVEN HIGHER UP IN FLAMES IF THAT WAS EVEN POSSIBLE.
>>145995454
what?
>>145995421
>3k
>2 teams from SEA qualifiers
But why? There is no even remotely TI level team in SEA besides MVP and Fnatic.
>>145995246
>pick Windranger
>leave spawn with something other than tangos and null tali
Lose everytime. Windranger is too nerfed to last hit without null tali. Only pick windranger if you can guarantee solo mid or offlane. Level shackle, then windrun, then powershot, then max powershot picking up a value point in ult. Immediately tp to another lane and setup a kill.
If you don't do all of that, you won't be able to keep up with other carries, WR is the lowest winrate carry last patch, and is still weak.
Build deso every game or you have no damage.
>>145995260
It's because they decide to just randomly change there roster. Shazaam, Dragon Slayers, Team Freedom and of course EG all changed after the roster lock so that they won't be invited to the qualifier.
>vultur
>drinking boys
I can not say this literally enough
FUCKING WHO????
>>145995474
Honestly it's baffling to expect a freelance team with no sponsorship to stay together for half a year
>>145992585
i liked his pre-recorded videos, but his stream videos are always he complaining about everything, not funny or anything, just annoying.
i feel bad that he rages like that every game, because he must have 0 fun playing this game
>NAVI GOT INVITED.
WEW LA.
>>145995530
probably yeah if it's double elim qualifiers, #3 gets to wildcard, it's fair
psg here
who else wants to drink at least 15oz rum with me on this day
you guys have got some catching up to do
NOT A SINGLE FUCKING NA INVITE.
ONLY SIX FUCKING INVITED QUALIFIER TEAMS.
KEKKED ON HOME SOIL
Who was the mastermind behind the great NA Dota Assassin? Who paid him?
>>145995530
>The third place teams from each qualifier?
yup
>>145995117
MC'DONALDS IN FLAMES
I don't know why all these yuros are shitposting do you honestly believe EG won't make it in through the qualifier?
All according to plan
>>145995423
>>145995349
I just saw this post on reddit lol EPIC ! HAHAAH
>>145995676
Will be funny to see them get bodied some more desu.
NA is pretty easy to predict desu.
DC will win, with FDL in second place.
CoL will go to the wild card and lose horribly
>>145995117
BASED VALVE
THESE QUALIFIERS ARE GOING TO BE A FUCKING SLAUGHTERHOUSE
BLOOD
AND
GORE
WERE LIKE FUCKING ROMANS IN THE COLISEUM BOYS
>>145995550
meant earth panda
valve tried to invite a team that hadn't played in two months (they basically disanded) but because they hadn't played any officials valve wanted to invite them
>>145995582
i wish
>5 TEAMS FROM EUROPE TOTAL
>4 TEAMS FROM CHINA TOTAL
>2 TEAMS FROM NORTH AMERICA TOTAL
Why are American dotards so dead
Wow, Vulture Gaming. They're a respectable team, really feel like they'll do well in TI.
And wowzers, can't forget Drinking Boys, the cream of NA. These boys will surely surprise you
>>145995843
O shit waddup
THAT EU QUALI IS STACKED AS FUCKING SHIT.
It's time
>>145995630
According to gosugamers Vultur is an Argentinian team.
And yes, never heard of a single one of Vultur's or DrinkingBoys' players.
>>145995857
potentially 3 na teams t b h, 4 if you count secret :^)
man the EU qualis are gonna be a fucking treat to follow
>>145995870
It's all the same 20 players playing musical chairs then disbanding when they get stomped
>>145995905
Have you looked at China?
Both China and EU qualifier have insanely high level teams for qualifiers.
>>145995843
>>145995902
I think this is roughly the skill level my unranked is at because I only try out new heroes and do challenges on it so I lose a lot.
I might try this, sub-3k STR carries on the enemy team go full retard when they get solar crested every fucking time.
Who is the Brendan Frasier aka JUST of Dota?
In one fell swoop.
These qualifiers are going to be fucking brutal
>>145995843
Really I would not recommend playing bh at low mmr. BH is a force multiplier for your team; if your team is shit you will not be putting your hero to good use.
Riki is much better because he can put the gold he gets from ganks to more aggressive use if you want to play that kind of hero.
>clq is an eg fanshit
woah
>>145995117
>no American teams
As an American I can't help but kek. We really need to get our shit together. We need to purge the scene, get rid of the retarded shittalking prima donnas, and actually try to propagate real teams. Enough with the idol worship. EG was good at TI but they were just one team, and the roster shifts royally fucked them over. Secret is a meme that needs to die and stop cannibalizing other teams.
Let me get this straight. Both EG and Secret have to go through open qualifiers through a bunch of bo1s to get their chance at the qualifiers?
>>145995706
PPD
It's over, Clement
I won
>>145993494
Muh build orders.
https://twitter.com/Arteezy/status/744624024953683968?lang=en-gb
https://twitter.com/Arteezy/status/744624024953683968?lang=en-gb
https://twitter.com/Arteezy/status/744624024953683968?lang=en-gb
https://twitter.com/Arteezy/status/744624024953683968?lang=en-gb
SOMEONE POST "SECRET/EG/SECRET WAS A MISTAKE"
>>145996040
arteezy
>was at his prime some time ago
>went to shit very quickly
timber is so fucking bull shit
WHO HERE TO LAUGH AT KEKRET AND EG
>>145996040
RTZ for sure
Why wasn't Secret invited???
>>145996121
yes.
>>145996130
No, Peter.
Now it ends.
Press F to pay respects
>>145996157
ROFL
Arteezy back to the tier 4 NA dumpster where he belongs
>those 2 empty spaces in the NA qualifier
>>145996157
>https://twitter.com/Shuggananas/status/744625636522790913?lang=en-gb
L M A O
>>145996157
lmao
>>145996157
>>145996289
:^)
>>145996157
WHO ARE THE ***DRINKING BOYS***?
LIKE WHICH PLAYERS PLAY FOR THEM
>>145996227
>>145996227
>>145996227
SECRET AND EG
ARE BOTH IN OPEN
IN THE FUCKING BLOODY FUCKING OPEN
THE FUCKING OPEN QUALIFIERS
PLAYING 10 BEST OF 1S LOL
These Qualifiers are full of Tier 1 teams, and best of ones. Valve is fucking genius, they've just ensured all the fangays will not only watch the main event but all of these qualifiers as well.
They need to introduce some kind of way to purchase and bet items officially on them to drive the prize pool higher. Delusional Secret, Alliance, and EG fangays would easily bet millions of dollars of treasure caches on losing teams.
Literally, free rares for /d2g/ courtesy of reddit and easy 20 million dollar TI6 pot. Everyone wins.
Soo.. who are actually playing in Drinking Boys/Vulture Gaming?
Now I get why ppd was pissed off but they brought this all upon themselves desu
simply ebinner's these qualifiers gonna be
WE
MUST
ALL
LAUGH
AT
NADOTA
Is there a reason why Shit'Vi got an invite and not fnatic?
Fnatic has placed higher in the last two majors, did they switch players during the roster lock?
>>145996328
Mid Thread Reminder
>>145994056
>>145994056
>>145994056
>>145996171
>>145996196
post the JUST edit of RTZ
>>145996157
What does this say?????? Arteezy blocked me two years ago
SECRET WILL PLAY EMPIRE VEGA ALLIANCE VP EVEN IF THEY QUALIFY
EG WILL PLAY DRINKING BOYS
AYY LMAO PPD WON DOTA IS HIS
This it's pure magic damage is bullshit. On the other hand, while trying to do it, I found out that CM is pretty OP now after all those buffs. I don't get the challenge, but win most games with her.
>mfw EleGiggle and Team Shitrekt dont get direct invites to TI6
DRINKING BOYS GOT A FUCKIN QUALIFIER SPOT
OVER
EG
AND
SECRET
YOU CAN NOT
I REPEAT
YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>145996498
>implying EG can defeat FDL/DC/CoL/Shazam
>>145996441
more stability in results recently
good performance at ESL (maybe ?)
they lost to OG and liquid at manilla (first and second place) anyway
>European Qualifiers.
Team Empire.
Vega
Alliance
Virtus PRo
>North American Qualifiers
DRINKING BOYS
>>145996401
Vultur:
>tecla-
>ddx-gambEta
>cpp
>ElvisCochuelo
>ALGoDonChin
DrinkingBoys:
>Shanks-
>GetovaS-
>Sakula
>TheClassic
>Lonelymad
Post yfw both Secret and Eg get eliminated in the open qualifiers by some no-name teams by cheesiest strats imaginable
>same teams proceed to lose in the next round
>>145993474
>one of the most popular
But his art fucking sucks.
>nearly go to sleep
>decide to check the internetz one last time just in case
>invites are out
THANK YOU BASED VALVE
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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>our guys NaVi got a direct invite
I'm so happy right now god damn
6(!) invites
nice
>>145996629
>>145996441
navi has made plenty finals and won many qualifers, and have many games under their belt.
fnatic has looked way shakier at times than navi, especially as of late.
>>145996676
You know they won't win right
Valve is saying that Drinking boys and Vultur Gaming are better than EG and secret
>European Qualifiers.
Team Empire.
Vega
Alliance
Virtus PRo
>North American Qualifiers
DRINKING BOYS
VULTURE GAMING
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NADOTA MEME
HOW ARE YOUR TEAMS SO FUCKING NONEXISTENT
I think I fucked up senpai
>MVP got a direct invite
WHOS KOREA HERE
>>145996629
No way, you just made some names up, didn't you? Hehe, good joke mate but not gonna fall for that one
>>145996478
>>145996559
>DRINKING BOYS
who the fuck are they
>>145996071
clq is actually a fucking retard.
he's talking shit about teams he unsarcastially knows nothing about
he himself even said that he doesn't follow the pro dota 2 scene
>>145996567
You do realize they're defending TI champions and before Epicenter they had not finished below 3rd place since that TI? Jesus Christ one rough patch with a shitty roster and all you retarded yuros act like EG can't beat tier 3 NA teams.
The NA Dota question that interests us all: Did BSJ's team get an invite?
>>145992587
>summit 5
>BTS moved from ontario to somewhere between pomona/west covina
>probably won't have a viewing party and if they do it won't be at the bar up the street from my place
>>145996741
who cares
as long as they make top 8 or even top 6 im happy
DRINKING BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
MY SIDES HAVE BEEN EXCOMMUNICATED INTO THE 7TH LAYER OF HELL
>>145996629
>ElvisCochuelo
North American qualifiers
literal fucking whose
Europe: ALLIANCE VP VEGA EMPIRE
China: EHOME IG VICI GAMING CDEC
So uhh
Where is the American DOTA 2 scene?
>>145996840
Does he even have a fucking team right now?
Either way, no.
>>145996804
Bo1's are different and there's still the semifinals vs tier 2 teams
One can argue that EG is now a tier 2 team
>>145996804
>defending TI champions
which TI
DAILY REMINDER GRAND "WALMART WONDER" GRANT IS DOWNING A CASE OF BUD LIGHT™ DUE TO THE REMINDER THAT HIS SCENE IS COMPLETE TRASH
OPEN QUALIFIERS WHEN!?
>WEEH ICEFROG WEEH
How do we fix the NA scene, Ameribros?
>pro na dota officially dead
>servers still full of peruvians
welp time to finally drop this game
>america does not have enough quality to get more than 6 invites
>beat a bunch of no names in the open q.
easy as fuck
>half the teams in the main q. advance
even fucking up, up to three times may advance thanks to wildcards
if anyone honestly thinks EG won't get into TI6 then you are retarded
You like my invites goyim?
HOLY FUCK
YOU CAN LITEARLLY JUST SIGN UP AS A NA TEAM
NOT PLAY A SINGLE GAME
AND STILL GET INVITED TO LAN FINALS OF REGIONAL QUALIES BY VALVE ALL THINGS PAID ____________FREE___________ HOLIDAY SINCE NA IS TOO RETARDED TO NOT DISBAND EVERY WEEK AND THEY CANT EVEN FILL THEM UP LMAO
>>145996776
I won't be able to post kpop when the international is going on because i will be at the international (for the non-grand finals)
The difference in competition between the regions is fucking HILARIOUS.
>>145996941
>One can argue that EG is now a tier 2 team
And anybody that would argue that can be disregarded as a fucking idiot. Jesus fuck you people act like they're going to be playing OG in every open qualifier match when in reality they'll be playing random stacks of 5k Peruvians. We're taking about a team with 5 of the most successful Dota players in the history of the game here there is no fucking way they are going to lose this qualifier.
Who will be the CDEC of ti6?
>post yfw DRINKING BOYS qualifies to teh dota bowl
>>145997147
Very much.
Thanks dude.
>>145996157
>>145997221
>most successful Dota players in the history of the game
Nigga they had a good run, placed top 3, didn't realyl dominate the game, won a big international LAN, but they're not the most successful players.
DRINKING BOYS
ZERO (0) GAMES
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP
>>145997180
>VEGGIES NOT INVITED
>KAIPI NOT INVITED
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABEEE
Why does FDL get invited to anything? They're literally as bad as Vegatables.
i dont want to sleep mom
i want to laugh at nadota
>>145997221
>5 most succesful playerblablalbal...
stopped reading there. the 5 most succesful players are the alliance team and no one has yet to dominate the scene like they did if OG win TI then they'll reach that level.
Fucking na shits
Seriously who the hell is Drinking Boys
whoever "\\" is.
you need to kill yourself
>>145997132
>t. increasingly nervous amerifat
>Beesa shitter having hope
They recently lose to fucking Elite Wolve, so NoT should be able to cuck them
>>145997359
they didnt change the roster and thats enough to fly to regional lan finals in na region becuase its so trash lmao
>>145997359
Uh, have you not seem them destroying literally every NA team that's not DC/CoL recently?
Also valve are just desperate to invite anybody who can stick together
>Drinking Boys
Drinking boys
>Drinking Boys
Drinking boys
>Drinking Boys
Drinking boys
>Drinking Boys
Drinking boys
>Drinking Boys
Drinking boys
>Drinking Boys
Drinking boys
>Drinking Boys
Drinking boys
>Drinking Boys
Drinking boys
>Drinking Boys
Drinking boys
>Drinking Boys
Drinking boys
>Drinking Boys
Drinking boys
>>145996157
I dont get this meme..
>>145997351
>what's a roster lock
just make one big qualifier and play with 10 additional european teams
>>145997384
Alliance dominated for 7 months, sure it was seven months of straight domination, but you don't stuff many prestigious international LANs to that time span.
Stuff life Na'Vi 2011-2013 is more impressive, or 2013-2014 (longer time span) team DK
and all of the players (except S4 who was in Secret later) are pretty much irrelevant these days, laughinstock.
Shiteezy in flames
>TFW Drinking Boys are going to defeat EG (if they even make it on the open qualifiers)
D
Whoever wins European or CN qualifiers will go long way in the International
It's literally a hell to go through
>NA dota doesnt even have enough teams to form a decent qualifier group
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP SENPAI
>>145997508
I COME FROM THE FUTURE
open qualifier finals:
NA: Veggies vs EG
EU: Kaipi vs Secret
>mfw Drinking Boys beat EG
>Vici Gaming not even in the CN Main Qualifiers
>http://www.dota2.com/international/announcement
>TI6
>only 5 stars
what do they mean by this ?
>>145997221
Every dog has its day.
>north americlap of states
time to put these guns of yours to good use and blow your fucking brains out
>valve literally just inviting people for not disbanding
this is the most carebear shit I've ever seen
>Chinese qualifiers has teams like VG, VG-R and EHOME
Jesus bloody fucking Christ
who will do the casting when veggie e-sports qualifies for Seattle?
>>145997810
LET THE NA DAMAGE CONTROL BEGIN
>>145997810
roster lock system will certainly see a change after ti6
>Drinking Boys beats EG
>Kaipi beats Secret
>>145997757
>TI4
>5 stars
uh dotards???
>>145997748
they broke the roster lock to cuck some players like eg/secret
>>145997757
there were 5 (FIVE) previous TIs already done therefore a star for each
>>145997862
are you ready for kotlguy + LD casts ? cause it's happening
no wonder ESL was so good, there was no fucking LD, godz and other BTS shoehorned in shitters
Who / AMERICA / Here?
Who / AMERICA / Here?
Who / AMERICA / Here?
Who / AMERICA / Here?
>eg are so shit they arent even invited as defending champions
even newbee werent this embarassing, na dota i guess
Is NAdota amputated?
>>145997906
you know it baby
it's time for turbocheese strats
>>145997810
THATS HOW FUCKING PATHETIC THE STATE OF NA DOTA IS KEK
As the Not Today Statman, all I have to say is
THANKS EG/SECRET/RTC. NOW WE ONLY HAVE TO CHEESE EITHER DC OR COL FOR FREE 60K DOLLARS
Burn them all.
Burn them all!
DRINKING BOYS
>DRINKING BOYS
DRINKING BOYS
>DRINKING BOYS
DRINKING BOYS
>DRINKING BOYS
>PPD IS SO MAD THAT HE BROKE THE ONE RULE HE WASN'T SUPPOSE TO BREAK AND HIS TEAM WAS PUNISHED FOR IT
AHAHAHAHHA
who else Secret believers here?
They should just hold a Qualifier tournament
none of the NA teams except EG have a chance in the actual event
so this way we get more CN and EU teams that are actually decent
?
>>145997891
Yea I'm sure DrinkingBoy's deserves a qualifiers invite
Just leave them as open spots I don't see why they filled it with tier 4 no-name teams that are just going to get knocked out
makes no sense
EG will make it because in america you just need to be able to turn your computer and Dota on
>>145997905
Are you fucking kidding? EG and Secret were going to pull a Backstabby Honeylans yet AGAIN. Valve told them that they'd be out of the invites if they pulled that shit and they did it anyway.
If it didn't exist, you'd have EG and Secret kicking players in between days of the main event.
>>145997180
>SEA scene has become more competitive than the NA scene
What a time to be alive.
>>145997862
PPD + Swindelmelonz
Thoughts bulba?
It's over, Clement
I won
>when yuro's think the entirety of NA is just the US
>Na doto only has 8 spots
Sometimes i love Valve.
>>145997951
>Amer Barqawi
>ywn be american
These invites are making me wet
>>145998103
And?
look how great it turned out for them
let them do it who gives a fuck
>>145998063
Probably because they couldn't find tier 1, 2 or 3 NA teams LMAO
>>145998008
Together.
>>145998113
Alliance is fucking shit.
Every fucking one knows this.
He is just pretending to be contrarian.
Put LGD against Alliance and Alliance will get 2-0'd in 40 minutes total.
FACT
>>145998113
I hope he streams some of that rage and gets called an ass by gabe tomorrow
>>145998095
mousesports will just take 5 EU pubshitters and create an NA organization
Peter Dager @Peterpandam 8h8 hours ago San Francisco, CA
Woke up triggered. Wrote a blog, will post when I wake up again.
WAKE UP PPD
DRINKING BOYS
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>>145998114
>the winners are going to be either Necron or Tyranids
???
>>145998206
There are a couple but they all broke roaster lock dates
>>145995227
tell me more about living under a rock, anonderthal senpai
How to become a top10 team in america:
>stick together
>that's it
>NA scene is so shit they can't even get more than 8 teams for qualifiers
the biggest laugh of today t b h
>>145998113
>inb4 he gets CoL disqualified
>>145998113
Sure, invite Alliance. That invite CERTAINLY goes to a team worthy of The International invite, the most prestigious international LAN of the year.
oh wait
>>145998192
>look how great it turned out for them
Inviting good teams instead of teams that coast on "personalities"?
This was the greatest fucking invite list in history. You want a direct invite, stop playing like shitters in a game of musical chairs.
WHO THE FUCK IS DRINKINGBOYS?
>>145998113
Swindle choking on that Bulldog dong.
HOW DID MVP GET AN INVITE?
AREN'T THEY LIKE IRREDEEMABLY SHIT? IS VALVE STILL TRYING TO GET KOREANS TO PLAY THIS SHIT FUCK GAME?
>>145998113
>Muh Rat wins
no one wants to see that shit.
Alliance is shit
>>145998206
shazam, kingdom and freedom all deserve the spots way more than vultur, not today and drinkingboys but they broke roster lock date
i hadnt even heard of vultur until today
>>145998441
they're better than navi without question
if you disagree youre a blind redditor who doesn't watch esports
>>145998367
jus b urself
>Valve establishes rules
>PPD and Puppey flagrantly break rules and don't get invited
>WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDN'T WE GET INVITED REEEEEEEEEE
Do these babies just expect to be treated like gods and not have to suffer the consequences of their actions? Goddamn. They need to get their heads out of their asses.
NAHdota
who comfy in bed reading d2g?
rarely d2g gets so good if ever
>>145998509
Nah
NAH
NAAH
>hating na'vi because its cool
fuck off
forever
>>145998417
>You want a direct invite, stop playing like shitters in a game of musical chairs
Both EG and Secret had good reason for the roster change, they sucked major fucking ass lmao.
It is also fine that they didn't get invite, they broke the rules, but so what. This is probably better for the teams anyway
>you will never be a Drinking Boy
>post yfw Drinking Boys makes it further than Secret in TI
Drinking Boys?
>>145998113
>invite us because we were good 3 years ago ;-(
fucking lmao
>>145996676
im right with you, senpai
>>145998587
I'm not hating
mvp is better
>looking for teammates for top 10 team in america
>no peruvians
>mmr doesn't matter
>>145998357
NA teams above tier 4
>>145998417
>Inviting good teams instead of teams that coast on "personalities"?
navi over fnatic, shut the fuck up
>>145998428
a team of chinese dudes i think
http://www.dotabuff.com/esports/teams/2310555
>mfw no EG or Secret in TI
>>145998580
d2g is never good because its full of 2ks and fangays with no understanding of the game
literally nahaz posters
dont worry NAshitters, EU-GOD zai will carry your pathetic team to TI6
>>145998545
Where do you see Puppey crying
I believe both PPD and Puppey knew they wouldn't get invite after changing rosters (Valve's rule to get invited to Valve event).
>>145998670
The invites are regional if you haven't understood it and Na'Vi are the third best EU team from recent results?
give this image a funny "NAdota being shit" related filename
>ONLY 6 (SIX) DIRECT INVITES
>2nd (SECOND) place in the regional qualifiers get a DIRECT INVITE
>3rd place is the wild card
>now TI has 18 teams
>doing all of this to accomodate shitrekt and EG
fucking valve I swear
/d2g/
Who wants to enter the open qualifiers together in NA?
I'm 1.4k mmr.
How far do you think we'll make it?
>ixmike will never be relevant again
>>145998417
What does that have to do with the roster lock system? No one said EG and secret deserved an invite
In fact I clearly fucking said that they fucked each other over and that letting teams break roster rules is ok since they take some disadvantages
I have no idea what the fuck you're arguing for
>>145998670
if they invited fnatic you would have had 2 random sea garbage team + 1 in the wildcard in TI
Do you think valve would have wanted this?
>>145998782
You'll qualify.
>>145998751
Yeah ppy knew damn well he's not getting the invite, r*ddit was just hoping that EG would still get it purely because they won ti5
>PSG's team made it in
wew fucking lad
>>145998815
They didn't HAVE TO give SEA 2 qualifier spots you know.
CLQ IS BULLYING MIDONE SAYING VALVE ARE RETARDS AND DOTA IS BAD BECUASE OF THE INVITES
THIS IS SOME VINTAGE CLQ M8S
>Na'Vi directly invited
>Secret and EG have to go through opens
>NA doto is so pathetic Valve was forced to invite tier 4 teams to fill a qualifier even if it's smaller than the others
Truly the golden age of DotA2 boys
>>145998146
>Tal Aizik
>Andres Nielsen
>Johan Sundstein
>David T A N
sure seems amerilard enough
>>145998407
>spacecreated.jpg
>>145998810
He was never relevant.
Drinking Boys > Arteezy
>>145998861
I can't do it without four others though.
Would you like to come along? Also rate my cat. He's a mahou shounen.
Whoever makes it out of the CN or EU quals will go top5 or something in TI that shit is fucking packed
>>145998815
just pad the roster with a bunch of EU teams, im sure alliance empire ad finem vega VP and even no diggity deserve to be at TI over a bunch of random NA or SEA teams. in fact, its almost criminal that all those competitive EU teams arent going to TI
Alright guys heres what we do
We'll make a team after ti6 in NA, never disband it and never play any officials
Easiest ti7 invite of my LIFE
SECRET CONFIRMED EU QUALIFIERS
>>145998887
no but valve always gives even qualifier spots per region
>>145998913
Tal Aizik is canonically american because Israel is our greatest ally
>>145998771
>6+8+2=18
never change d2g
>>145998815
well we'll have 2 garbage teams from quali anyway, there's still NA
>DRINKING BOYS
>retards think EG won't repeat at ti6
>>145998989
but my mmr is only 1,5k
>tfw my boy beesa's got an easy run to the wild cards
>>145999007
EU team in EU quals hows this a surprise
PPD is mad that NA only has 6 spots and 2 spots for open qualifiers
and that no-name teams got invited just for the sake of being together
like two fuck yous to secert/eg
I will be so fucking happy when this retard doesn't qualify to TI.
>oral physics exam in two days
>can't stop laughing at NA dota
>>145999047
2 +1 wildcard anon
>>145999007
>>145999007
If Secret even pass the first stage, they have to against Empire
This is Empire vs. Secret track record so far
Secret are so fucked
>>145999017
this
based jew of krav maga is honorary American
>>145999153
I'll give you an oral exam winky face
>that feel when remember all the anti-EG shitposting after MLG Texas last year
>then look what happened at TI5
Reminder that Drinking Boys roster consists of
>Yasokaru
>GoDsBLeeD
>vapemo
>jhn
>electroswing
THE STATE OF NA DOTA
>>145999269
what happened at ti5?
>>145999102
thats ok you can play middle
>been an OG fan since formation
>now everybody is on their dick because they're finally getting the success they deserve
baka
who /lifelong/ MVP fan here?
>>145999281
Is there literally ANYBODY on the level of GoDsBLeeD?
That dude is fucking insane.
>>145999281
who?
>>145999110
>Last patch info
Might as well post TI4 stat for what are worth for.
>>145999102
You can play mid lad
CAN WE PLEASE MAKE AN IMAGE OF THIS WITH PPD WHEN THEY GET KNOCKED OUT OF QUALIFIERS?
>>145999324
I still have an EG shirt from TI4 and TI5, EG wristbands, a couple of those tiny EG flags, and my phone background's the EG logo part of the loading screen from their in-game theme
>>145999324
I've been a fan ever since Lysander casted the korean tourneys and shit
Where is my 3k BR stack at
Speak up fellow monkeys
So many good teams from Europe or CN will get fucked because invites are region based and Valve has to pander to North America and SEA monkeys
fucking gay
>>145999324
I've been MVP forever.
Wait so TC's team is not even in regionals, but DRINKING BOYS are?
>>145999324
Right here
>tfw comfy Sunday morning gook dota will never come back again
So wait, what you're saying is Na'Vi got a direct invite just because they didn't change their rooster ?
>>145992102
>>145999320
>>145999364
what's this meem
>>145992514
Not the same anon but the same issue, got any details or anything?
>>145999563
they got the invite beucase they placed well in lans duh
>>145998113
HE KNOWS TOO MUCH
CHINESE ASSASSINS GET HIM
>>145999483
>22 - 0
>>145999512
Just NAdota things
Hint: it involves shitty roster decisions
>>145999324
fan of kuroky ever since he left navi
fan of miracle ever since he carried one of my pubs
>>145999563
And by performing well but yeah if EG and Secrekt weren't a bunch of moody teenagers then they would be qualifier only
>>145999683
What a baby
>>145999563
>obviously improving over time team
>getting good placing at lans
>only losing to the top 2 teams in the world
??
>>145999153
con de belge
>>145999693
It was 24-0 though
can you guys stop invading?
you never see reditors posting here, so stay on your containment site
If every American to ever touch Dota killed themselves tomorrow, would anything actually be lost?
>>145999563
>So wait, what you're saying is Na'Vi got a direct invite just because they didn't change their rooster ?
Only two teams they can't beat in Europe.
Oranguaten Ganjas
Team Liquid
and those two are the best two teams int he world based on latest Major
>NAVI GOT DIRECTLY INVITED TO TI6
FUCK YOU HATERS
BASED FUCKING VALVE KNOW WHERE THEIR AUDIENCE IS AT
>>145999631
literally google how to fix doubleclick deathadder
its just a common malfunction of them and its easy to fix, you lose the warranty when you do tho
if you ask razer they first send you "software fix" you can find on the net if you want, it does HELP with double click, it will prolly remove it but some things like dragging still might be fucked beucase its not fixing the issue that is the literal switch being fucking dirty that is easy to fix
they do that for you if you still have warranty and soft fix isnt enough
I JUST WANT ALLIANCE TO LOSE THE QUALIFIERS FUCK THOSE SWEEDEKEKS
>>145999483
>>145999839
So you're saying that honeypot lans actually matter more than major tournaments ?
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
Why is that retarded CoL player talking about LGD and Alliance WHEN INVITES ARE REGION BASED and when the three European teams that are the best in Europe GOT INVITED?
What is the fucking issue
>Vitalii Volochai @v1lat
>Regional Quals gonna be played in bo1 Round Robin format
READY FOR THE WILDEST RIDE IN YOUR LIFE?
Does it make sense to have Americans qualifier anymore? Just move CoL and DC to Europe or even better to SEA. Peru is irrelevant and NA doto is in ruins, it's unfair to give their only two barely decent teams basically two guaranteed spots.
The following teams are in the EU qualifiers
>Alliance
>Power Rangers
>Team Empire
>Ad Finem
>Vega Squadron
>Flipsid3 Tactics
>Virtus.Pro
>No Diggity
>Team Secret
>>146000037
but direct invites arent region based senpai, thats why there ARENT ANY NA TEAMS IN TI6 YET xD
>>146000125
>>146000025
...Na'Vi placed higher in a recent major than Shitlliance.
Fucking idiot.
MVP will be the most western team in the top 3 @ TI6, screenshot this.
What are we watching?
>>146000125
what a fucking shitstorm lmao
this TI is going to be a disaster
>Reddit in flames over NA not having more open qualifier slots
based fucking valve
Good on them for not giving NA any special treatment, they made their own fucking bed.
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>145999683
How can westerns compete with goodPPD and goodPuppey?
>>146000037
Alliance is the best team in Europe, and the only TI Winner besides Na'Vi there too.
>secret making it through bo1 qualifiers
>implying
>yfw RTZ doesn't even make it to TI this year
>>146000125
Badman? More like Ratman, this morph wisp game is just lmao.
>>146000125
LMAO
>>146000220
>Thinking /reddit/ doesn't hate NA even more than gulag
>>146000125
HOLY SHIT SECRET GOING TO GET BTFO
10 Bo1s in one day, open qualis are less about skill and more about keeping your head on straight for the entirety of it. Good luck to anyone trying to make it through that
>>146000125
POST YOUR QUALIFIER BEST OF 1 ROUND ROBIN ELIMINATION FACE
NOW
>>146000125
i have honestly never been so excited in my entire fucking pathetic life, just thinking about shitposting when secret gets BTFO is making me excited
>no Eternal Autism
>no Bulba
>no RTZ
PPY is the "one of us in the wreckage"
Wait why aren't there any NA invited teams?
Trips and RTZ commits suicide tonight.
>>146000193
>recent
>not actually counting cumulative scores since last years TI
Okay.
EG and Secret would destroy 90% of the teams on the page.
This is some Valve bullshit.
>>146000415
Because none of them deserve one.
>>146000415
OG got invited
Soeposting is still best posting
>>146000379
I say it again, if anyone makes it through, say Vici Gaming in China makes it through Open and the second phase (Invited) qualifiers they are going to place really fucking high in TI.
That shit is some incredible hell to go through
>>146000125
These qualifiers might end up being better than TI itself
>>146000125
This saved the bts hub
POST
YOUR
FUCKING
FACE
WHEN
EG
AND
SECRET
GET
BTFO
IN
BO1S
>>146000578
I just wanna watch good DotA I'm not pathetic enough to hate certain teams
EU:
1. Ad Finem
2. Vega
NA:
1. EG
2. DC
CN:
1. Ehome
2. probably Wings
SEA:
1. Fnatic
2. literally whoever lmao they're guaranteed 16th anyway
Wildcard:
Alliance, iG probably
screenshot this
>>146000578
>tfw they get cheesed on by huskar+oracle strat
>>146000743
what did he mean by this?
>>146000721
EHOME is dumpster tier nowadays
EG will probably make it but holy shit Secret is fucked.
they're gonna get meme'd on so bad.
>>146000743
Thanks you fuck, I just got fired.
>>146000187
dont 4get kaipi
>>145999891
Hmm, aight, thanks alot.
I wonder if scroll button breaking is also a common issue, need to get that fixed as well.
>ACT LIKE FUCKING CHILDREN AND FUCK WITH YOUR ROSTERS
>PISS OFF A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY
>THEY PUT YOU THROUGH A MEAT GRINDER OF UNTOLD PROPORTIONS
BASED VALVE TELLING THESE MANCHILDREN TO FUCK OFF
MY DICK IS READY FOR WHAT MAY WELL BE THE GREATEST SHITPOSTING STORM IN DEE TOO GEES ENTIRE HISTORY
>>145999324
>Navi fan since their pre formation, on DTS.
>almost 7 years of fandom
>the last 2 and a half were just pure suffering
I've seen it all, m8.
>>146000743
that's not even a trap
>Henrik Ahnberg @AdmiralBulldog 36 min
>Why does na qualifier have less teams but same amount of qualifying spots
DOTARDS?
>BASED NAVI AND KOREANS GET A FREE RIDE TO THE MAIN EVENT
>EG AND SECRET HAVE TO SUFFER THROUGH LITERAL HELL
I AM IN FUCKING TEARS LADS
>>146000862
sue your boss for being homophobic
congrats you are rich now
>>146000125
>>146000743
who /cap/ here?
Why do the Americas Qualifier has two less teams than every other qualifier?
>>146000743
why do all traps seem to have bigger dicks than me
>>146000743
OH MY GOD!!
>>146001091
Fuck off Syaro
>>146001119
It's a statistic that gay men have larger dicks on average than straight men
>>146000578
>>146001089
the old days of cap-posting are long gone, familia
>>146001091
Because they are shit?
>>146001119
Thast not a trap anyway
>>146001091
Because they've got so little talent.
The biggest streamer on twitch is about to play your game dotards
https://www.twitch
.tv/lirik
who the fuck is the top streamer
>people who unironically think that Secret are still going to qualify
>>146001091
because half the current teams are literal whovians
>>146001275
It's a top kek anyway.
>NA teams didn't get a single direct invite.
BUT MUIH
NEWBEE
E
W
B
E
E
WOKE UP TRIGGEREDDDDDD
>>146000415
Our boys OG will represent NA alone and win the TI.
here we can see the greatest NA team right now
>>146001185
ive always wandered what makes his stream so popular
What if it's No Diggity that knock out Secret?
>>146001185
>he actually is
Has even even played this fucking game before?
>>146001260
He's one of those guys who's just fucking awful at every game yet still has a fanbase who watch him for some reason.
>>146001185
wtf the biggest streamer on twitch is sucking cyborgmatts cock?
le behind the scens guy has found a new cash cow
I AM A AT A LOSS FOR WORDS
HOW
FUCKING
MAD
ARE
EG
AND
SECRET
ROFL
>moonmeander is statistically the greatest player from NA
>>146001185
who?
>>146001413
Why'd they be mad, I'm sure both PPD and Puppey understand what breaking a rule would mean
So even if both DC and CoL beat EG they're still pretty much guaranteed a spot? It's going to be some SC2 komerican shit soon.
>35k people watching a literal 1k pub
>>146001413
>WE'LL JUST SWITCH ROSTERS VALVE WON'T NOTICE IT'S ALRIGHT GUYS
>GETTING ABSOLUTELY PUNISHED FOR IT HAVING TO CLIMB THROUGH THE DUMPSTER
FUCK YOU PETER
FUCK YOU RTZ
FUCK YOU MEME TEAMS
who is this lirik guy playing dota
Why does he have so many viewers?
>>146001091
I want to fuck you.
>>146000125
bring it on
>>146001185
why is cyborgfat a mod in this guys chat? is he also stealing from lirik?
>BASED LIRIK PLAYING
ALIVE GAME
>>146000743
uhh mods?
>>146001091
because at least 1 of their teams is open qualifier now :^)
>>146001529
Why do you assume they thought breaking rules wouldn't have consequences
do you take them for literal retards
>no car hero
Jesus fuck how can people watch these 'popular' streamers like Lirik and Summit. The way they communicate with their audience is just so fucking obnoxious.
>>146001683
>tfw no siege tank
>>146000125
>>146001562
Matt working behind the scenes
>>146001525
they could be playing for the american championship
Alliance
Power Rangers
Team Empire
Ad Finem
Vega Squadron
Flipsid3 Tactics
Virtus.Pro
No Diggity
Kaipi
>Secret
These are the EU "notable" teams
Who's making it out lads
>even a literal who streamer is 3k
lmao d2g are you even trying
>>146000485
explain to me how COL doesnt deserve an invite
>>146001673
>do you take them for literal retards
do you take them for literal retards
>do you take them for literal retards
do you take them for literal retards
>do you take them for literal retards
do you take them for literal retards
>do you take them for literal retards
do you take them for literal retards
>do you take them for literal retards
do you take them for literal retards
>do you take them for literal retards
do you take them for literal retards
>do you take them for literal retards
do you take them for literal retards
>do you take them for literal retards
do you take them for literal retards
>>146001762
Empire, Vega or Secret
4K GENOCIDE
FUCKING
WHEN
>>146001762
VP if they get their shit together
Ad Finem has potential
Empire and Alliance are probably the favorites for the spots
INSIDER BRO HERE.
NOT TODAY IS GOING TO GIVE UP THEIR INVITE AND GOING TO THE OPEN QUALIFIER.
LITERA ONLY 5 TEAM IN NA
>>146001813
They simply aren't good enough, they're worse than any of the invited teams, and the other teams have better results.
Man can you imagine the story/shit posting that will happen if eg quyalofy win ti 6 it would be great to watch Reddit/gulag explode.
But in reality they probably won't in which case OG or MVP takes it
>>146001773
>Managed to climb to 4k mmr by spamming spectre back when he was an instant-win hero
>Now the hero is shit
>tfw I've reached the point where I'm one loss away from falling back to 3k mmr
Help guys I'm so fucking bad at Dota it hurts.
>>146001891
Vp is decent ever since yoky realised hes a shit carry and his team needed an actual offlaner 2bh
>>146001762
Ad Finem are a ridiculously underrated team and will probably pose a serious threat, especially on BO1.
VP, Empire, Vega and Alliance are all standard picks though.
I still believe in Secret. RTZ has been finally given the chance to fight for his life. It's all in now. Puppey has managed to unlock RTZ's power limiters by orchestrating a series of unfortunate events where RTZ got blamed.
according to cyborgfat youre all pros
wonder what this fat fucks mmr is
>>146001762
Alliance, Empire, Secret because this is a cruel cold world.
Vega, Kaipi and No Diggity if it wasn't.
>>146001901
WHY?
does the heal or hero damage callibrate thing still work for matchmaking?
>>146001949
it's going to be liquid/newb/og again if a major patch doesn't happen
>>146002092
Not so fast with your Liquid memery, that team looked dog shit in Manila and looked even worse in ESL
>>146002087
no, reddit bitched about it too much
soo
whos lirik?
>Wake up
>DRINKING BOYS
HOLY FUCK GUYS
>>146002074
ROSTER
O
S
T
E
R
>>146002042
3k was high skill 2 years ago
3k is the equivalent of 2014 2k
>>146002042
Wasn't 3k top 95%?
>>146002205
biggest streamer on twitch
>>146002074
becuase they switched rosters
so did Vulture gaming or whatever
they either play with old rosters and auto lose or go thru open qualies and 99.9999999% lose
>offlane pudge
>lvl 1 rot
l m a o
>>146002167
but they made it to the final, what are you talking about?
>>146002167
>2nd place is dogshit
>>146002042
I played against him once when I was around 4.2k. He was in a dick sucking party though, so that might have inflated his shit
>>146002205
a big deal
>>146002190
what is callibration determined by then, win rate only?
>>146002167
>the team that got knocked down to lower bracket and then 2-0 BTFO'd everyone like a fucking insane freight train straight to the finals looks like shit
>>146002042
Consider this, anons.
10+ million people play Dota 2.
The vast, VAST majority of them are ~2k shitters. Lots even lower. And that's not even taking into part the tonnes of people who exclusively play regular unranked games.
You haven't seen true hell until you've seen the 1k MMR bracket.
So averages considered, 3.7k+ really IS very high skilled.
>>146002256
so we alive now?
>>146002268
hello TBD MMR
>Drinking boys
>Vultur Gaming
>Cheaters Today
What the hell is going on with the NA qualifiers?
>>146002331
gpm and xpm i think
alch is the best for abusing it
>>146002361
no his subs coerced him into playing it for an hour basically so it wasn't his choice
lmao
ggr8 advertising valve
>>146002336
consider this, anon
I want to marry Momiji
all hell is going to break loose in the qualifiers
and we all know who broke out of hell's hell
>BIGGEST STREAMER ON TWITCH GIVES YOUR SHITTY GAME A SPOTLIGHT
>ITS SO SHIT HE CANNOT LIREALLY PLAY IT
YOU
C
A
N
N
O
T
MAKE THIS HSIT UP
>>146002361
no, gaben is too busy eating cheeseburgers to fix his fucking game
he cant even queue and get a game, literally displaying how shit the game is infront of twitchs biggest audience, nice bugs dotards
pathetic
>>146002332
i was mainly thinking of their subpar performance vs. og but i guess it is better than na'vi's *get actually laughed at by the crowd* performance
>>146002585
IT'S
STILL
A
BETA
NA qualifier should be DC and EG right?
>>146002336
3.7k was very high skill when the highest MMRs were in the 6k range, with 9k being the highest now, very high skill is closer to 4.5-5k
>>146002585
literally the only people left playing this shit are peruvians
>>146002585
but Arteezy is on Pandatv now???
>>146002585
>most popular guy on twitch is retarded
WhOah
Why is he queueing for ranked of all things though
When do the open qualifiers even begin ?
>>146002585
LOL
O
L
>>146002585
good
the less shitters and fans of "twitch personalities" playing the game the better to be honesty with you brother
>>146002702
its actually not becuase the 0.1 just keeps getting more and more away from eveyrone else
if miracle hit 12k yesterday that doenst mean that 20million players ranked up by 3k or osmehting
Who the fuck is this lirik guy?
and why does he has 33k views?
CN/EU qualifiers are a fucking full blown actual goddamn tournament on their own
>>146002585
BASED DOTA 2 TEH MASURFULL TROLL
NOPRMIES ITERALLY CANNOT PLAY OUR GAYME
Joakim Akterhall @FollowAkke To read that you aren't invited to an event you have fought really hard to be at for a year is really tough. Time for qualifier instead
indestead we got Meme Slaˇvi
>people surprised NA didnt get invited
why the fuck would they be? these invites were based on top 6 of manila -fnatic +na'vi (too many SEAchimps)
in all seriousness col eg and dc still will be playing at the major
>>146002923
heh i like your posts
>>146002702
math can be hard to understand for tards but please stop making a fool out of yourself
>>146002906
Streamcuck are THIS Desperate to watch some play the game instead of them
>>146002689
No one has won a series against OG since Manila group stages.
>>146002935
>retarded feminist swedecuck doesn't get a charity invite
feels great senpai
>>146002336
wew
>that feel when have been using the Warcog cursor since it came out since it's the closest thing to the WarCraft one
how the fUCK do i counter this piece of shit
>>146002935
the Alliance/Na'Vi invite was 10000% dependent on performance at ESL and Manila and Na'Vi did better at both
>>146002935
maybe you shoulda placed well like once instead of hoping for a pity invite
>>146002935
delicious tears fangay, keep it coming
>>146003132
lion+riki
>>146002935
they dun even try that hard
LIRIK IS A SNIPER SHITTER!! LOL
>>146002865
thats why 3.7>4.5-5 instead of 3.7>6.7
mmr inflation is a thing, if everyone stayed at exactly the same mmr for years most players would wake up from stockholm syndrome and quit
mfw someone got legitimately mad at me for writing
>magic is for poofs
in all chat after wiping their team as anit-mage
do you even roleplay?
>>146002935
>fought really hard
Yes Joakim, train hard and play hard, as your good friend Fly will tell you, that gets you to the top
>>146002232
WHO IS THIS CUTE
>>146003132
jungle his wards
>>146002935
There is literally NOTHING better than Swecuck tears
>>146003132
stop playing in 2014
>>146003132
just tp out breh
>>146002935
ALLIANCE DOWNWARD SPIRAL ON LATEST MAJOR AND ESL.
NAVI - ONLY LOST TO TEAM LIQUID AND OG AT MAJOR AND ONLY TO OG AT MAJOR
Manila Major+ESL 100% decided Na'Vi - Alliance tie (since it was probably close)
>>146003289
yeah but you don't gain MMR passively.
it's jsut getting thinner at the very top
why does this lirik guy have so many viewers always? irritating voice, usually sucks in all of the games, zero personality and still 30-40k viewers
>>146003289
when you play the game a lot you get better
its not a fucking inflation
your brain doesnt get inflated when you go to school you just learn stuff
also most players DO STAY AT SHIT MMR FOREVER
thats LITERALLY the reason that valve hesitated so long with making mmr visable, they were afraid that players would quit after staying at the same mmr forever since everyone thinks you magically get better with time when in reality you hit your real mmr and stay there for very long
every site that collects data says that average mmr is less than 3k
>>145999826
>You never see redditors posting here
Are you fucking autistic? Half the posts in this thread is reddit. This fucking place is infested. fuck back to your shithole and scream for up votes
>tfw NA is a meme-tier region again
>>146002935
Man, I can't wait till they get knocked out too a cheese strat like they did last years qualifiers
>>146003521
not to mention huge fucking pop ups whenever somebody subscribes or donates
but that's what twitch viewers expect as the fucking faggots that they are
>>146001158
When the real fucking starts, women are just in the way.
NICE COMMUNITY WE HAVE HERE DOTARDS
Is Lirik retarded or something? How do people watch this moron and call it good entertainment?
Can we get some Phoenix, Earth Spirit nerfs
pretty please
lirik the biggest streamer on twitch is literally exposing how cancerous the player base is and how shit the game is in the matter of minutes
POETRY
>>146003451
I can't tell if you're doing this because of hatred for alliance or na'vi fandom
>>146003530
so why do people dont get better at this game?
>>146003681
thanks
>>146003571
fucking based power rangers
it was ditya ra pulling the trigger too
>>146003710
becuase they dont try to get better
you wont fix your mistakes by making them 1000 times in a row, you will just do the same bad shit over and over
sheever played literally more than you me and 2 more anons combined and she still is 3k
Yo is there an easy way to obtain the immortal gardens terrain? I dab into Dota 2 once in a while and this new map really makes me want to play again. Heard you need 125 levels with battle pass, is it really that grindy?
Also, can you share terrains with other players?
>>146003704
I posted statistics on premier and higher tournaments.
I noted the recent trend.
It is up to you to make the conclusion
>>146003763
If they lose to PR again it will be Ar1se pulling the trigger.
LIRIK IS RUINIING MY G AME
REREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>146003763
What did PR do back then?
Tfw when I've lost every single game of international ranked after winning all 10 placement games.
I DON'T LIKE THIS FEEL LADS, literally just lost a game 40-2 keep getting the same fucking team mates who don't speak English.
I thought this was the white man's queue.
>>146002935
>now the swedecucks are assblasted as well
this day cannot get better unless some cute femboi sucks me off
>>146003820
what mistakes?
>>146003830
>grindy
It's IRL grindy. You get it with the $$$.
>>146003701
>people who get their taste from twitch viewers being turned off of a game i enjoy playing
it's like fucking pottery honestly, i couldn't ask for a better gift
>>146003830
Give gaben your money
>>146003830
you can just mod it in
>tfw you play like crap and feel entitled for TI victory.
How narcissistic is Akke?
>>145999826
you realize you just outed yourself as a redditard right? Are you fucking retarded?
>JUST
>>146003879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOY4Nge8Cjs
>>146003830
To get it just pay all those levels, its NOT tradable OR marketable
Terrains arent shareable
Suami will win TI6
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>146003879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNfi_znKbCc
great game desu
>>146003879
LVL1 roshan
then with alchemist and scepter weaver
It is confirmed
FACEIT and Valve have 0 comunication between them
>this one faggot posting about his epic twitch memer as if anybody gave a fuck
>mfw twitter explodes with people who are butthurt that NA has the same amount of slots but with less teams
>the same time they bitch about feminism and equality
POETRY
Imagine being EG, CoL or DC and you don't see any of the North American teams invited to The International.
>>146003917
everyone makes other mistakes
if you want to get better watch someone really good and just monkey what he does, but one thing at a time
if you see someoene check items of enemies all the time, focus on just doing it and play the game, you will force yourself to do it thousands of times until it becomes sort of muscle memory and you will do it without thinking about it
grats you fixed your 1 mistake only 999 more to go and maybe you will git gut
>>146004005
>>146004043
>>146004062
Ow shit now I remember, thanks guys
>>146004115
What makes you say that?
>>146004017
>>146003972
Wait.. I can mod it in? Isn't that bannable/only works in custom?
>>146003925
>enjoy playing dota
>enjoy
>dota
secret have to go through open qualifier ?
>>146004309
Yeah. So does Vici Gaming and Evil Geniuses
>Fucking LIRIK actually has the map awareness to know he shouldn't push into fog with a missing pudge
>And yet half the shitters here don't even have that
lmoa
Guys, I keep bursting into a laugh thinking about these qualifiers. It just keeps happening randomly
>>146004254
people were using custom mods custom everything for super long
then russians started modding trees into pumpkins and reddit got mad so valve just removed the command for modding
but its nothing server based you can just swap one file and you still can mod
and no one gives a fuck people still do it
>>146004017
One can dream. We would enter a shitposting singularity
>Navi humiliated beyond belief and couldn't even win a pity game
>EG and Secret completely cucked by Valve
>bo1 regional qulaifiers RR format
>Akke buttmad on twitter
>Some twitch faggot trying to gameshit in Dota
What a fucking day lads
>>146004365
too bad he doesn't have a brain or he would have picked a good hero
this lirik guy has better map awareness than 90% of dota players lol
>exams during qualis
>>146002523
Who doesn't?
>lirik plays dota
what did he mean by this