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/nsunsg/ Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm General

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we got fucking archived edition

>Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/NSUNSG/

>Discord group
https://discord.gg/0tYAz6VE2zJENjBI

>New to Storm and/or coming from "traditional" fighting games?
http://forums.shoryuken.com/discussion/comment/7766808/#Comment_7766808

>How to force a jump blocker to do something offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMPEHZjOTWo

>Naruto Abridged Series (best re-write):
http://overloke.imgur.com/

>Screenshot album
http://imgur.com/a/tiAWA/all

>/nsunsg/-approved fanfiction
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#

>Hall of Anal Devestation
http://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4/all

>TLAnon's Patreon
https://www.patreon.com/TLAnon

old thread:
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>>145807194
We've fallen far, haven't we Rinbot
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do not let us hit page 10
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>>145807160
That was fuckin weird
We even had over 700 posts
Most generals have one loser that is overeager to make the new thread

Maybe everybosy has decided that it's time for this gen to die?
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Is this the first time we got archive'd?
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>>145808069
yes
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Why did you let the thread die?
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I love Hinata.

Sorry for letting the thread die.
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>>145808383
The thread killed itself retard
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>page 10
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>>145807160
>tfw you realize it's time to let go
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>>145808181
It actually isn't.
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How does fucking Wan Piss fans keep their general alive?
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>>145813960
Damn, these fujos work fast
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>>145809225
Just like Rin.
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>>145816581
DELETE THIS
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>>145816581
thats the fucking joke you don't have to spell it out
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>>145817257
Well, you didn't make that very clear.
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>>145817614
thats what makes jokes funny
if you spell out the fucking joke its not fucking funny
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>>145812383
because wan piss is still going while we only have BORUTO THE MOVIE with shitty art style
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>>145808181
It's happened once before
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>>145820960
So. Much. Jobbing.
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>>145820960
Hashirama inherited Hagomoro's body, so it should be Hashi who's bulk as fuck
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>take a nap for a few hours
>come back and the thread is kill
>this thread is page 10

At least this thread exists so I can post pic related. Even though I guess we've moved on from pokemon.
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>>145812256
I missed the first time. How long ago was it?
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>>145824371
Dude same. Went to be at 1.30, woke up at 12.30, thread was kill without a new one being made. Like goddamn.

It is The Endtimes.

>>145824556
Couple of weeks to a couple of months.
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>>145824792
>Couple of weeks to a couple of months
that doesn't really narrow it down too much. but I'm glad it slipped by me, because it's too depressing to witness.
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>>145825179
Yeah, I can't remember exactly when. It was when I was asleep though, but I refuse to let a thread die while I'm awake.
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>>145824792
>It is The Endtimes.

Could it maybe be the time... to storytime the greatest love story ever told?

Has this been done on /nsunsg/ before?
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>>145825681
What the fuck
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>>145825681
Don't you fucking dare. I want to keep those threads alive as much as any of us, but even I am not desperate enough to post this... whatever the fuck that is.
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Before Boruto...there was a hell shitty Indian knock-off known as...Naburo
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>>145827986
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>>145828138
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>>145825769
>>145827356
>>145827643
Well this seems to be a controversial storytime proposition and someone started dumping Naburo so I'm just going to table it until we're in our death throes again.

Look forward to it in the future, maybe. When we're even more desperate.
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>>145828138
>koharumaru is hardcore BDSM

how accurate is this translation?
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>>145828290

>>145828349
We're always in our death throes.

>>145828519
That page is a second translation. The first translation was still bad, but it wasn't weird.
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>>145825681
So that's where it came from?
I've had this goofy reaction image for at least half a decade, without knowing where it actually came from
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>>145829408
Is this even in chronological order? It's so fucking confusing with the name and art changes. Is this supposed to be the fight with Kurama at the beginning?

What the fuck is even happening?

>>145829580
>c'mon see my eyes bitch!!
I fucking lost it. Also this would be a good tagline for the actual series.
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>>145829763
Now you know the horrible truth. Tell me, will you still use the reaction image in the same way, or will you look at it differently from now on?
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>>145829868
It's not it chronological order. I just grabbed random pages off Google Images. I don't know if there is a chronological scan up anywhere online.
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>>145829727
When was this made? Did whoever made this know about the actual canon backstory at this point?

>>145830003
There should be. Someone should catalog it for posterity.
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>>145830309
His smile says 'I'm happy', but his eyes say 'kill me'.

>>145830164
Nah, I don't think so. I'm fairly certain Naburo is actually still going somehow, so it might've changed with the actual canon. I don't even know.
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>>145822647
Hashi was kind of twink looking as a kid
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>>145830657
Then he visited ninja /fit/ and started bulking.
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>>145830309
Bunny girl Hinata is the actual best
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>>145829994
Mixed bag but mostly pic related desu
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>>145831078
>No Garter Belt
Into the trash
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>>145832212
Was this like ACTUALLY a legitimate episode?
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>>145831078
THICC
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>>145832398
OMAKE.
The idea is that it's the 500th or whatever big number of the Shippuuden series it was, so the characters all have a big party, but no one invites Naruto. He is heartbroken and finds Hinata who is dressed as a bunny girl for some reason.
It's equal parts weird and sad. It also goes a little way to explain why the Japanese will never be like normal people.
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>>145831559
Then which shippuden hinata outfit do YOU like?
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I just wanted to say that this general was a pretty huge fixture in my life for the past half a year. I don't even know why arguing about waifus in a general about a sub-par manga and an ultimately disappointing game series was so comfy or how it came to be a good 75% of my time here, but that is the way it was. I think unlike other generals I've left with a shrug, I will genuinely miss this place.
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>>145833115
A-are you leaving us, anon? Or will you stay on this ride until the bitter end?
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>>145833115
DON'T YOU DIE ON US. YOU'RE STAYING HERE UNTIL THE END, GODDAMMIT.
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>>145833308
Oh I am staying, but much like with a dying relative you should say these things while they live still, if barely.
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>>145832887
>and Naruto didn't react to the outfit at all
Japs really never will be like normal people.
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>>145833081
Was this a canon outfit?
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>>145834418
She wore an outfit like that when she went to watch Naruto's match against Neji / the Finals. It's just an updated one for the older version.
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>>145833081
This one is the best
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>>145833939
Very true.

Anything you guys want to confess or declare before we fade into oblivion?
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>>145835425
I hate Boruto; Namikaze/Jewzumakis/Senjews are old and busted
I want this kid or Mitsuki to be the MC
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>>145835240
top comfy, good choice.
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>>145835816
>Jewzumakis
KEK, literally have never heard this one before.

Also I hate Boruto too. How can the two least edgy characters produce such a little shit?
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>>145836171
Kishi wanted to vent out his own frustrations.
As far as I am concerned the series ended with chapter 700/The Last, fuck everything that came after.
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>>145836171
This picture makes me feel soul-crushing loneliness.

>>145835425
My confession is that I'm a 21 year old kissless virgin and I come here for the NH feels but I think it sometimes makes me more depressed, because no 3D relationship can ever be so perfect, and no 3D person is worth it. Real people are fucking assholes and can't be trusted.
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JOBBERS!
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>>145835856
Can a non-comfy Hinata even be called Hinata?

>>145836581
For me canon stopped mattering after the timeskip
Part 2 was garbage all around
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Yes, I don't think anyone can deny this.
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>>145836943
>Can a non-comfy Hinata even be called Hinata?

If she makes my dick hard enough, sure.
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>>145837130
Hinata?
That slut?
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>>145836943
I legit and unironically far prefer thinking of the Team 8 fanfic as what 'actually' happened. It's silly and I don't pretend otherwise, nor is the fic perfect, but caring about this garbage series a decade after I was supposed to outgrow it is even sillier.
After that comes my own fic that takes the reigns just as Naruto and Jiraiya bring Tsunade back to the village to be Hokage, which I also prefer over the canon, obviously. I'd make that the foremost of my preferences, but I can't help but wonder how much of that is my own lack of objectivity.
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>>145833929
Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eXxanfQdD0
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>>145837441
>my own fic
link? I would definitely like to read this. Although I know that you probably don't want to post it so we don't know who you are and because obviously people are going to shit on you for anything you post here.

Maybe post the link right before we die? Please?
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>>145835425
I really wish Naruto didn't become Hokage. He already had the acceptance and respect he wanted from the village by defeating Pain and carrying the whole world in the Ninja War, then settle down as a Jounin and spending quality time with his family, something he wished for when he was a kid. I hate how the writers made Naruto a workaholic and sent a motherfucking clone to Hima's birthday. He should've sent the clone to work that day or ask Shikamaru if he could have the rest of the day free. Even Sasuke thought Naruto would be in his house at that time, but I guess the writers couldn't think of another subplot for Bort's edge.

And sorry for the broken english.
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>>145837659
Put it in the fanfic section, you know that one we have a link up in the OP
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It is me dead computer guy.
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>>145837471
>actual thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c_n0A3BFVE
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>>145837659
I've actually posted it like two, three times before and feel increasingly like a shill for doing so. But since the general is dying anyway: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11912975/1/Chuunin-Uzumaki
I'd love to hear what anons think of it, either here or as a review or PM.

>>145837891
I actually considered doing that, but it felt like it would be a weird thing to do. That's something for recommendations, not pimping your own fiction?
If you read the fic and do actually like it, I'd love to see someone put it on the recommendations, however.
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>>145838062
Hey man! So, where were we?

Hit F8 once a second to get into Advanced Boot Options, and try 'Repair Windows'!
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>>145838062
I'm not the guy who was helping you, or even someone who can, but how is your computer doing? Still dead?

I lost everything once when I had a hard drive die a few years ago. It was ballsacks. So I feel for you.
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>>145838250
yes it is kill
>>145838198
i shall try
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>>145838198
After it does the loading screen it goes to the background and freezes, i do hope it's my motherboard and not my cpu or hdd.
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>>145838065
You know I was going for a song that carries that feeling, that even if this general die someday, we still will be able to relive those moments we had in here, good/bad or downright insane. That said, we wanna keep going so on that note:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
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>>145838637
What happens after it freezes? Does it die and restart?

Try Safe Mode again, and try and get a look at the bluescreen before it disappears. If the Repair option isn't working, then we might have a bigger issue than I originally thought.
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>>145837859
I actually agree with you. It would mean more as a series and have more impact if Kishi had taken us on a journey to a place where it was okay that Naruto didn't become Hokgae, and maybe even for Sasuke to sacrifice his life for redemption of himself and his family.

But no, Kishi couldn't possibly do something with that much meaning. And instead he gave us the shitheap he did, and then self-insterted his own workaholic dad issue in at the end. Also the fact that he wouldn't have the clone do his work and go home himself still boggles my mind, so it's not even a logical shitty plot.

Also your english is great, I wouldn't know you weren't a native speaker if you didn't say anything.
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>>145838085
Oh, this one is yours? Well if that is the case I say keep up the good work, coz it's shaping kinda nicely.
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>>145837471
>thread theme
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vzn90g8Thtc
>>145839113
I can't see what it says the repair option also just stays frozen forever
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>>145839210
Thanks for cheering, anon! No, really, thanks.
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>>145839125
I think we still must consider that we are not the target audience anymore. And even than I think Japan is just weird like that, they more often than not can't write meaningful shit for younger audience. I mean compare the topics and the way they are wrestled in "Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck" and in any manga ("Naruto" being the prime example). Honestly, you can't even compare.
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>>145839216
Ah, ok then. I'm almost out of ideas, then. I have a nagging suspicion that is IS the hard drive, then, which sucks for you. If the hard drive was fine, it should still boot to Safe Mode or the Repair.

Actually, one last chance - is there like a 'Use last good configuration' option on the F8 black screen?

Can you list them all for me, please?
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>>145839637
Yes.
>Repair your computer
>Safe mode regular, networking and comand prompt
>enable boot logging
>enable low resolution video
>Last known good configuration
>debugging mode
>disable automatic restart on system failure
>disable driver signature enforcement
>start windows normally
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>>145839939
Ok. Try 'Last known Good Configuration'.

If THAT doesn't work, go in again, and try 'Disable automatic restart on system failure'. That should let you read the bluescreen and tell me what it says.
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>>145840095
Ok
>Unmountable_boot_volume
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>>145840594
Ah-HA! Now we're getting somewhere.

On the downside, I'm pretty sure this means that your HDD is having mad issues. Whether it's the hard drive itself or just the Windows installation, I'm not sure. I'll do some research real quick and get back to you.

What version of Windows do you have? 7?
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>>145840669
7, my computer is open but i can not open the drive as i don't have proper tool.
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>>145840762
Define 'open the drive'. If you mean pulling the actual hard drive itself apart, yeah, don't do that. Unless you're a professional - and I mean a data recovery professional, not just a computer repair professional - you shouldn't ever need to take the HDD apart.
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>>145840927
it's not like i can make it worse right
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>>145841008
You can, yes. An Unmountable Boot Drive simply means all the data is still ON the disk, just for some reason the computer can't find where Windows is installed to. Pulling it apart will likely fuck it - and all your data - permanently.

What did you do directly prior to this started happening?
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>>145841135
well originally i was having a problem where windows would fail to boot {sometimes} but other times it would boot perfectly, then one day it just wouldn't boot.
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>>145841284
I see. How long did the failure to boot sometimes go on for?
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>>145841847
About a week or so i don't know why it started to happen, think it was a windows update.
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>>145841884
Possibly. That is a common cause. I'm still looking to see what can be done.
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>>145842181
Ok, well lets say it was a windows update, do i just need to get a new windows installation disk?
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>>145842290
That'd be your best bet, yes. If you can borrow one, even easier. You should be able to boot to Windows Repair from the installation disk.
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>>145842480
>borrow one
i used to have one but i don't know where it was.
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>>145842553
If you're sure it's still in your house somewhere, go take a look for it.

Look here:
http://www.tech-recipes.com/rx/2605/fixing_the_dreaded_unmountable_boot_volume_error/

Down the bottom explains how to do it on Windows 7. It'd be easier if you could boot into the Windows Repair from the F8 menu, but I guess that's not gonna happen.
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>>145842672
I might just get one from microsoft tech support that's how i got my first one.
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>>145842553
>>145842886
Also, on that blue, floral, Windows Repair screen, it could take up to an hour to load fully, especially on a damaged hard drive, but it should take less than 30 minutes.

So I reckon go back to the F8 menu, hit 'Repair my computer', and let it go to that blue background, and then just wait. You've got a laptop, so you're fine for shitposting, so just let the desktop load while you do other stuff.

MS tech support could work, I guess. Depends how long you wanna wait for a disk.
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>>145842948
ok i can try that, thanks for the help friends, have a picture of my car.
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>>145843239
I know fuck all about cars, but that looks like a comfy piece of shit.
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>>145843239
No problemo boss. I don't wanna see another person leave this thread, we're dead enough as it is.

Remember, you can always just save for a HDD cradle like

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/External-USB-2-0-To-2-5-3-5-SATA-IDE-Hard-Disk-Drive-Docking-Bay-Clone-AC350-/262443071580?hash=item3d1ad3785c:g:cYQAAOSwXSJXPHM0

In which you simply jam the hard drive in, plug the USB cable into your laptop, and copy all the shit across that you want. $33AUD is $24USD, so it's pretty affordable. Go on eBay and search 'external hard drive bay' or 'external hard drive cradle' to see what prices you get.
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>>145843316
It has leather seats so it gets really hot but yes it is a comfy piece of shit. Also it's already loaded hopefully i can use my keyboard because i have no mouse plugged in, it is searching for problems.
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>>145843456
Fuckin' ace. Have you managed to get to the CMD? Also, you should just be able to plug a mouse in and it'll start working.
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>>145843535
No i can't get to cmd yet but the startup repair is taking forever to try problems but i don't want to interrupt it.
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>>145843586
These things always take a long time. Rile of thumb for troubleshooting - take the time expected, and double it.
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>>145843669
It is now attempting repairs it tells me it could take over an hour to complete, if it is fixed i will never leave here and shitpost waifus and kisame just for the general.
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If you were naruto would you become hokage?
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>>145843765
It got done and restarted but it still isn't working.
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>>145844283
i am gonna retry it and post what it said it "fixed"
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>>145844063
No. I'd be too busy fucking Hinata to have any ambition for anything else after that.
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You're menma.
what do?
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>>145844782
Pic related.
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>>145844968
I like bitchnata more than hinata atleast personality wise.
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>>145845085
While I do not personally agree, I respect your opinion because bitchnata is top dick.
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HOLY SHIT GUYS, AFTER DOING THE REPAIR 3 TIMES THE COMPUTER BOOTED INTO WINDOWS AHAHAHHAHA
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>>145843765
Hope it all works out for you, dude. Computers can be cunts sometimes.

>>145844283
>>145844402
Shit. I'm gonna be out for a bit, so I'll help when I get back.
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>>145845294
You're welcome mate. Hope it keeps working?
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>>145845294
congrats, anon.
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>>145845294
I'd run that diskcheck command anyway, dude. Glad it's working, but be careful.

Dskchk c: /x /f /r

in CMD. It'll ask to reboot and it'll run the check on next boot. Maybe copy everything you want off it first, just in case shit happens again.
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>>145846578
Trying but it's saying dskchk isn't a command, i also can't copy my shit off.
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>>145847074
Odd. What happens when you try to copy stuff? Any error? What are you copying to?
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>>145847479
I'm not copying it to anything because i have nothing to copy it to, my computer has almost 1tb of data and my laptop only holds 500.
But otherwise i can't get the dskchk thing to work.
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>>145847545
My computer is working fine and the only problem is that it does take a while to boot but if it's working i'm fine with it taking it's time.
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>>145847940
>>145847545
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I WOULD go and grab an external hard drive. They're cheap as chips, and they're super useful. Save up and make that your first purchase.
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>>145848080
I'll try to get one soon.
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>>145848213
Good man. Even people who aren't computer nerds should have an external drive and back up important files, for exactly this occurrence. I hope nothing else bad happens, at least until you back stuff up.
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>>145848287
Same. you think i should just leave my computer on?
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>>145848313
I reckon so. Rather than shutting down, put it into Sleep or Hibernate mode. It's safer, and still doesn't use a lot of power.
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>>145848386
Thanks, i am very in debt to you guys, what should i do?
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You guys who helped me tell me what girl to post and i will.
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>>145848449
Hahaha, it's just been one guy this whole time, dude - me.

As the First Hokage of /nsunsg/, it's my duty to do what I can to look after you all. You can repay us just simply by sticking around and keeping us alive.

I'm truly glad I could help.

/nsunsg/, more than just shitposting.
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>when you horny as fuck and you lookin for some new NH, but none of the fanfics you pull up have any fuckin in 'em

Time to go back to the old classics, then. Again.
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>>145848558
>First hokage
i'm hagoromo, thanks best hokage
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>>145848653
I helped the creator of the first /nsunsg/? Fucking tops. Everything's coming up comfy.
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>>145848819
Glad to make you happy friend.
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>>145848610
Where's that gif from? It doesn't seem familiar, so I'm guessing it's not from the actual show?
Also I might at some point writefag up some lewd stuff, if the general survives. That anon who said he'd do the Anko one seems to not want to do it/long gone from the general, and I have before said I'd do that one, and being a massive NHfag there's no way I wouldn't do lewds for them, if I do some at all.
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>>145848902
Glad to help you get your computer back on track, dude. Hope it stays good.
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>>145848986
Thanks, but now it's your turn to help yourself.
tell me what girl to post and i will.
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>>145849041
I'm out and about at dinner. Post what you'd like, friend.

I don't save cutesy pictures anyway. I have a nsunsg folder, but it's all comedy or my own photoshops. I can get all the cutesy shit I need online.

I should start a Photoshop request thing. I can't actually DRAW, and I'm not great at Photoshop, but I've done a bit here and there.
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>>145849185
ok.
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>>145849254
I am a super huge Hinatafag though not gonna lie.
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>>145848946
>possible lewd NH OC
oh god please yes, this would be the literal greatest thing.
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I will keep us alive brothers
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>>145849578
Thanks, friend. It's nice to know the general will still be alive when I get back.
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>>145849521
Alright fag, i will post as much as i can.
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>>145849687
no problem
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>>145849697
>best haricut/age + best outfit
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>>145849697
As an aside, I'd recommend setting up a Google Drive or Dropbox to offload critical files to the cloud. I think base Google Drive provides 15GB of storage. It's not a lot, but it's something. Dropbox has like a terabyte for something like $10 or $15 a month or something.
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>>145849553
Where would I post them though?
The mods might not take too well to posting smut, even in merely written form, here directly. Do I pastebin it or what?
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>>145849903
Might try it, thanks.
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not hinata but extremely cute
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>>145849969
Pastebin, or do what I did, do it up in Word, save it as a PDF and post a Dropbox link here.
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>>145850654
>that overly-developed body
>12 years old
I would call bullshit but the anime doesn't do much to disprove this
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>>145851294
Yea the anime kinda gives her an atleast young adult body.
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> Inb4 hit image cap before 400 posts
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>>145851987
These are the last of our days huh?
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>>
post pinkshit

did she give any fanservice in the anime?
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>>145852365
Ah sakura is my specialty.
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>>145852471
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>>145852553
SAKURA IS SO CUTE
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I have to shit so i'll be back.
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>>145832887
Why didn't they invite him?
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>>145853780
Because otherwise there wouldn't be an OMAKE about him not being invited for the anniversary party for his own damn show.

What, you expect a Jap not to laugh at the social outcast, pariah hero whose soul is forever scarred by the social ostracism he'd suffered being rejected and forgotten about even out-of-universe?

This is why Whaito Piggu needs to go Hoummu.
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>>145854280
I honestly did, don't know what the fuck I was thinking.
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>>145853780
If you want warm and fuzzy feelings about Naruto chilling with mates, read the Road to Ninja chapter that was released in preparation for the movie. It's really nice.
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>>145855143
I just thought they might have an actual reason to not invite him.

I did read chapter though, Lee a best.
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What do you think happened to Menma after he was defeated by Naruto? I mean, the nigga destroyed the village Pain style. Did his parents say "Sorry guys. Our son was possessed by some guy in a mask who calls himself Madara Uchiha. But don't worry, another version of him from another universe beat him out of him."?
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>>145855310
> It's a surprise party
> the surprise is everyone forgot to invite Naruto
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>>145855345
It was all an illusion, not a real alternative universe.
They all ceased to exist when Naruto and Pinshit departed.
Somewhat related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPw8WIwgaxI
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>>145832887
>>145854280
>Japan aka Autism: The Country.
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>>145855515
>No imagination.
I bet you were fun to hang out with as a kid.
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>>145855515
Dude, fucking LaZe had a Road to Ninja-esque sub-arc in his game, and it hammered home SO fucking well how hard it would be to convince the people of the Incomplete Tsukuyomi that they were all illusions. Like, the illusion created entire lives and backstories for every single person living in it. Imagine your best friend coming up to you and trying to convince you that you're not real, citing events that didn't happen to you.

You'd think he was fucking insane.
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>>145855690
Well, is there a mind behind the thought that it is a real one? Then again, even if there is a basic sentience, there's no guarantee that that sentient thing is in a form capable of continued existence.
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>>145855921
I don't understand what you're trying to say.

The Incomplete Tsukuyomi is still strong enough to create a genjutsu powerful and deep enough to make ever single person in it believe, with absolute and utter certainty, that they are real. They AREN'T real, but they all believe they are with a sense of conviction as strong as an actual real person.

The entirety of the world ends when the people contained within come out, though they never truly were alive to begin with, except in the target's own head.
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>>145856365
The people of that illusion, even if not people at all, were they conscious enough to be someone TO believe they were real? You said it didn't just heppen in the victim's mind, but there was a real virtual reality with actual persons in it - then for whatever fleeting time, in however untrue a form, those people were real, after a fashion. Unless they were all just manifestations of aspects of the victim's mind of something, of course.
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Anyone here write Nacho fanfictions?
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>>145857031
We had >>145838085 and there was one other guy like a month ago who wrote something to do with DBZ Xenoverse.
By the sound of it there was at least one more out there a long ago, but he never gave a link of what he wrote. Supposedly had a million views as I recall and if it's the same guy, he killed off Hinata in whatever he was writing.
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>>145857284
This one I believe.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5316196/1/Loyalty
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>>145857508
>open reviews
>someone mentions maggots crawling in (a presumably dead) Hinata's eye sockets
Yyyyup, not reading that shit. Even without waifufaggotry, this already stinks of the worst kind of edgy.
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>>145857924
I bet of it was Sakura you would be okay with it. Because DUDE, PINKSHIT LMAO!
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>>145856638
I said it DID happen in the victim's mind. The Incomplete Tsukuyomi set the stage and provided the power, with the victim's mind populating it, a la Inception. The people inside never were 'real', but they displayed a conciousness and sentience on par with someone who was.

It was never VR with a 'ghost in the machine' style setup. They were all illusions powered by the Incomplete Tsukuyomi.

I guess I can't say for certain that it was up to the victim who populated it, actually, but it made sense. Maybe the illusion was somehow powerful enough to also replicate every single person in the real world.

They were never 'real' in any sense of the term, though. The same way that nothing that happens in any of your dreams is real.
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>>145858136
Not him, but nah, I wouldn't be cool with it whether it was Sakura, or Ino, or literally anyone. I agree with him that it sounds like a 15 year old trying to be mad edgy.
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>>145858136
No, I wouldn't. Killing a character is okay, but going for GRUESOME SHOCK is always silly, which the maggots certainly seem to indicate.

But speaking of biases on Sakura, just in case you are the one who wrote that, yeah I am happy to admit that the fic being focused on her as likely the author's I-swear-this-is-not-a-self-insert is hardly a draw factor. Then again that may just be me.
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SPATS are the best
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>>145859292
Not the best as such, no, but they ARE very good.
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>>145859292
You are not wrong. One of the reasons why Sarada was so well received, I guess.
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>>145859416
SPATS are the best
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>>145859559
SPATS are the best
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>>145859668
SPATS are the best
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>>145859790
SPATS are the best
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>>145827643
>Indian
wasn't it indonesian?
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>>145835816
>Mitsuki to be the MC
same here
either that or adventures of Boruto and Neji travelling together in order to defeat kawaki, Neji being mentor of Boruto etc.
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>>145836581
>Kishi wanted to vent out his own frustrations.
yep
and the Boruto movie was his son frustations (daddy issues, father working hard all day and barely even there for you, obscurity and pressure for father being son of very important person and everyone expects you to be like him) but that was pretty normal frustations that everyone can relate to
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>>145860551
obscurity and pressure for being son of a very important person and everyone expects you to be like him*
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>>145845294
TL Anon you forgot your trip
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>>145860240
But Neji is 6ft under.
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>>145860063
Yeah, it was. I just guessed, though.
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>>145860748
TL Anon is the Second Hokage. The dude with computer troubles was Hagoromo, who created the very first /nsunsg/
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>>145860798
Madara was 6ft under too
Tobi squashed like a bitch but managed to deliver his sharingans through chakra soul
Nagato revived everyone after killing the whole village in exchange for his life
The Kaguya being last minute villian

And last but not least there is a Edo Tensei

Cmon man this is Naruto aka Asspulls: The Manga
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>>145860886
TL Anon also had problems with his PC iirc
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>>145861184
Did he? Well, it was a different guy this time around.

I don't think I helped TL Anon though.
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>>145861371
he had trouble with his Power Cable being fucked up
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>>145861687
Doesn't ring a bell. Did he get it sorted in the end?
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>>145861749
i think so yes
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>>145861867
Good-o. I need to check his Patreon, see how he's going.
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Duuuuuuuuuuude TL Anon's over $200/month. Fucking sick. Good on him.
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>>145855537
Basically, yeah. I never really realized it before but this is accurate.
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>>145862165
He deserves more, imo. If we had two of him then literally every NH pic on pixiv would be translated.
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>>145862165
>Be TL Anon
>Be huge NHfriend
>The Last happens
>NH pics happens
>Decide to Translate them for other anons
>got appreciated
>one day, deutsch buyanon buys NH doujins abroad
>he scans it and sends it to you
>Translate it and find a typewriter from 4chan/tumblr
>Found a translation/scan group accidentally
>You translate more NH vanilla doujins such as Doujins of Nanashi's who is known to be drawing sickest shit you could imagine
>Start to receive commissions
>Decide to setup Patreon and Paypal
>Mfw $200+ a month
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>>145862881
> he reads porn
> he gets paid $200/month for it
You're literally Kakashi in his retirement years
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>>145862165
>Get access to translations and typesets of doujinshi that are still being sold
what did he mean by this?

also:
should i donate 10 or 15 dollars a month?
i don't have steady income though i really appriciate his work, and also wanna get the rewards too!
but yeah, TL Anon pls don't be mad if i forced to cease support
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>>145863002
hehe
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>>145863550
>senjew bros raping their father
As expected from Uchiha brainwashing
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>>145863616
Start with like five or one and work your way up. The dude has said he's thankful for every donation.

You gotta look after you first, though.
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>>145863957
>You gotta look after you first, though.
what i mean is i don't have steady "personal" income, currently studying at Uni
aka im living with my parents and my grandma gives me doshes everytime i visit her but i don't wanna leech her off though
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So we have a semi-coloured picture of Renya.

Apparently Nero did up a better one, but his power cut before he could finish, and it wasn't saved. Devo.
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>>145866341
Saucetachi looks bretty cool; like he doesn't afraid of anything
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>>145866645
That being said, I prefer this sort of look than special snowflake syndrome that's like "He's got green hair and two different coloured eyes, but they always change, and he's got chains wrapped around his body to show his inner turmoil, and he has a scar on his left cheek that he got when he was five from saving..." and it just goes on and on and on.
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>>145862165
>>145862881
>>145863002
>>145863957
>>145864365
Fuck it.
TL Anon if you are reading this keep up the good fight
t.Kebab
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>page 9
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>>145869082
I think we're dying for real since that last archive.
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>>145869426
I say we should hold the world till Boruto OVA
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>>145869787
hold the fort*
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>>145869787
When's that coming out?
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>>145870039
6th of july
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>>145870714
SauceTachiMaru looks P cool
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>>145861105
They were not 6ft under, they just were on the vacation to the Land Down Under.
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>>145872961
yeah but Madara died sometime after letting Tobi go
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>>145871782
>>145860240
>>145835816
>yfw Mitsuki has Zetsu DNA
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>>145863884
I'm sad that this got deleted. Can someone post an imgur link or something?
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>>145874130
check the thread at archive fireden
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>>145862881
If I knew how to speak nip, or any other language, you better believe I'd be doing this too. It must be nice to have a skill that's in demand enough and appreciated enough to be compensated for.
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>>145874581
when did he set his patreon up?
i mean he is almost halfway done for his scanner goal
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>>145875040
are you that guy who posts Naruto on /y/?
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From Sakura Hiden.
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>>145877059
>Late bloomer Hinata and purehearted Naruto
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This general better not fucking die before I do actually post that Anko fapfic.
She doms the fuck out of Iruka. Not sure if snakes are involved just yet. I know they probably should be, but a woman using snakes on a guy and possible implications of that takes this shit much further out of my comfort zone than femdom already is.
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>>145861184
>>145861371
>>145861687
>>145861749
>>145861867
I did get it sorted out, but then a different part of the computer broke a week later, so I'm stuck using a shitty, barely functional spare until it gets fixed. I am apparently cursed to destroy all of my devices. Maybe in the robot uprising I would be a savior, though.

>>145862165
I'm genuinely shocked at how much I've gotten so far. I keep thinking it's going to all disappear instantly. That helps drive me to keep translating.

>>145862881
That about sums it up.

>>145863616
Normally I don't release translations for doujins that are still commercially available since I too want to support the artists. So I limit those to higher reward tiers until they're off the market.

>>145867912
I seriously appreciate this. Every little bit helps.
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>>145873628
>Ootsutsuki/Zetsu/Orochimaru hybrid
Literally the only way to compete with the Ninja Jesus Jr. duo.
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>>145877059
>>145877203
It's not fair that the novels show this and nothing else does in this series
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>>145809426
sauce on pic?
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>>145877996
when did you set the patreon up?
last time i checked was 100 dollars a month or so now its 200 dollaridoos
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Why are we still here? Just to suffer? The comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?
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>>145880490
A little less than a month ago. May 22nd.

>>145862602
I appreciate your support. Trust me, if I got to the point where I could live just off of patreon funds, I'd spend all day translating every bit of fanart I could and for multiple series. BNHA seems to be taking off in popularity so hopefully there'll be fanart of that popping up soon.
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>>145877203
>Less than a year between getting together and getting married
Jesus fuck Naruto moves fast.
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>>145882086
>implying it wasn't Hinata
How long has she been trying to get that dick?
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>page 9
also
>try to upload this pic
>Error: Your image contains an embedded file.
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>>145882334
12+ years
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>>145882429
I still wish Neji died during the Sasuke Retrieval Arc, he did literally nothing between that and him dying
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>>145882429
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>>145882642
And I wish Sakura died fighting Sasori because that would be interesting, and Karin would still be Sarada's mother.
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>>145882450
How old do we assume Hinata and Naruto were during the bullies flashback? 5? 6?

God the sheer catharsis after over a decade of waiting must have been insane for Hinata.
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>>145877772
Holy fuck yes. Godspeed, anon.
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>>145882743
DELET THIS
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>>145882775
I could get behind that. Neji and Sakura are two deaths that I feel would improve the series and shake things up a bit.
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>>145882859
Probably something like pic related but for a female.
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>>145882775
>>145883124
Also it would have opened a way for more interactions with Naruto and Karin
>Both are Uzumakis
>Literally no interactions
im still salty
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>>145883909
>both Uzumakis
>both madly in love with Sasuke
>both loud and obnoxious
You'd think they'd be great friends
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>>145883909
They briefly interact when Sasuke goes full crazy after the Five Kage Summit. Karin describes his chakra as the opposite of Sasuke's - warm and light - until she feels Kurama inside him and describes it as the worst feeling.
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>>145884731
also
>both and sasuke's clan in verge of extinction
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What did nsunsg think of GuruGuru/Tobi Zetsu?
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>>145882859
>Her skin starts tingling when they hold hands at the end of The Last
>She's wet when Naruto holds her princess style
>She has a light orgasm when they kiss
>Multiple, continuous orgasms from Naruto just sticking the tip in
>Mindbreak upon full insertion
>Fully addicted to his cock from one thrust
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>>145886238
decent comic relief villian
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>>145886238
He was funny, though kind of just thrown in there as a weird not-explanation for a part of the Tobi persona.
>My bitchin flame mask is kind of old hat
>What should my new mask be?
>Maybe that weird plant creature that always talked about shitting
>But like orange or something
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>>145884731
Is being madly obsessed with Uchiha dick an Uzumaki kekkei genkai?

Maybe Sakura is a secret one too.
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Here's something different. What external factors/events affected Kishimoto's later writing?

>Akatsuki Suppression Arc cut short to get to Sasuke Arcs sooner. Hidan had more abilities to show

Okay. I get that Sasuke is polarizing yet still quite popular but how much longer could the Arc have gotten without just making the fight longer? Was there supposed to be another encounter with the Zombie Pair in between?

>Hebi/Taka was Editor mandated because he wanted Sasuke to interact with someone

Really speaks to their superfluous presence. Take them out and nothing changes that Kishi couldn't have just had Sasuke do or avoid. I guess it's why the random backstories and baggage get abandoned or never connect to the big picture.

>The Child of Prophecy storyline was to revitalize Naruto as the Main Character

This one is probably a rumor, but I remember the deal was that Naruto was losing to Sasuke in popularity so he needed some new foregrounding.

>Sasuke's start of Darkness and then sidelinig during the War

This one is odd. Kishi clearly couldn't commit to going Gray or Black, but always had the happy ending in mind? How does that work if Sasuke became irredeemable? Kishi lied? He changed his "fickle as the autumn weather" mind? Was the 2 day/2 year EMS rest really for Kishi to decide what to do?

>Naruto's famous and important parents

Forgetting all the writing issues, this element starts getting real heavy focus around Pain's Assault or getting KCM. I always take it as the first sign of Kishi drawing way too much (besides the Brother complex) on his own personal issues and letting it override whatever he has already set-up in the Manga, for better or worse (usually worse).
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Continued

>Naruto Gaiden was created partly in response to twitter harassment over Sarada's glasses causing Karin maternity confusion

This one is probably a rumor. More than anything this taught me that Kishi is okay at slice of life and he can't plan for shit in even two month's worth of time for one volume. Wonder how long until this is directly referenced in Boruto or another Movie.

>Boruto the Movie is based off the relationship with his son

Like I said before, Kishi pretty much forced Naruto to act a certain way and change the whole Hokage dynamic to reflect his dysfunctional reality and create unnecssary drama

Naruto=Kishi
Boruto=His Son
Hokage=Mangaka
Shikamaru=Editor
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>>145888361
then who are the Boruto's author (who wrote the novels and screen play of the Boruto movie) and illustrator (Background-kun)?
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>>145886970
>Indra and Ashura
>Hashirama and Madara
>Kushina and Mikoto
>Itachi and Nagato
>Naruto and Sasuke
>Karin and Sasuke
>Boruto and Sarada
fug
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>>145888212
>Akatsuki Suppression Arc cut short
If I recall correctly what got cut were Hidan and Kakuzu's backstories, which I thought was ok, not every villain needs a sappy sob story and to be redeemed in a way.


>ake them out and nothing changes that Kishi couldn't have just had Sasuke do or avoid
Well, they did end up helping revive the hokages, saved the kages from bleeding to death and destroyed spiral Zetsu's giant buddha, which is more than you can say about the Konoha rookies.

>Naruto's famous and important parents
4th was always going to end up being Naruto's dad, he is the spitting image of Nardo and it makes no sense why the 4th would choose a random orphan baby to be the host of the most evil being in existance.

>>145888361
>Naruto Gaiden
Kishi got asked to make a mini series to promote the Bort movie, he knew that it couldn't be about Bort so he made it about Sarada. The baby mamma drama was because of readers asking if the glasses had anything to do with Karin. From what Kishi said, he hadn't even noticed that they were similar looking glasses until it got pointed out.
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>>145888212
Kishi having a child taught him the importance of parents in a child's life, hence why Naruto's story went from "lol who gives a shit about his parents" to "Minato and Kushina were LITERALLY the most important things in his life."

Later, Kishi's dad died, which is why you get Minato bawling his regrets to Naruto and Might Dai's whole storyline.
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>>145888782
Don't know yet. Have to see more of their own writing and backgrounds. The scenario they're working off of is still all Kishi's.

>>145889028
>If I recall correctly what got cut were Hidan and Kakuzu's backstories, which I thought was ok, not every villain needs a sappy sob story and to be redeemed in a way.

I agree. Still seems like an odd thing for Kishi to complain about/cut out. It couldn't have taken more than a chapter or two compared to say Deidara's flashback. Doesn't save that much time...

>Well, they did end up helping revive the hokages, saved the kages from bleeding to death and destroyed spiral Zetsu's giant buddha, which is more than you can say about the Konoha rookies.

True. Probably could have just had Oro do it alone. Or Sakura could do the other two. Or Kabuto could do the other two. The Gokage don't do much afterwards and IT makes beating SZ mean nothing. Hm, if those events still had to happen I wonder if he'd give a better reason as to why.

>4th was always going to end up being Naruto's dad, he is the spitting image of Nardo and it makes no sense why the 4th would choose a random orphan baby to be the host of the most evil being in existance.

Oh yeah, you're quite right. It just the 0 to 60 shift in their relevance to Naruto's character and motivations. Like after Kishi's dad died, Minato reminiscences for a chapter on fatherhood or Guy's never referenced, nobody father getting backstory.
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>>145883057
>>145877772
>>145849969
>>145850565
>>145848946
Here I go, lads.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/n4k7o5coyofn7w5/In%20control.pdf?dl=0

Also
>I created a dropbox account just so I can share a stupid fapfic I wrote
Fuck, the realisation didn't quite hit until now.
Additionally I left in a plothole, which I realised a minute before posting the link. It can be sort of bullshit-explained away, if you really want to, and I am NOT autistic enough to go back and fix it now.
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>>145891030
so instead being a village bycycle she is the one who cycles?
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>>145892873
>bara
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>>145893096
The Naruto franchise needed more baras. I mean on top of the other issues it had, it definitely didn't have enough baras.
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>>145895163
Is that supposed to be Izuna?
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>>145884731
I could never see Naruto and Karin getting along, desu.
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>>145891030
strange way to narrate a story
seems Anko narrating her story from Third Person View as i gathered from what i read so far
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>>145895393
Well, he and Bort could invite her to their Sasuke fanclub meetings
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>>145895335
i think so
however i prefer pic related
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>>145888212
Sasuke had the personality of a fucking rock in part 2 and most of his arcs were the most boring shit in the entire series. What the fuck did they see in him?
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>>145895497
First section is Anko's own narrative,basically added just for some character flavour, then after the dividing line it's third person but from Iruka's side of things.
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>>145895987
All of the readers saw him as exactly like them: intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.
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>>145896206
He only had like two expressions. Indifference and anger. I don't know why anyone cared about him after his battle with Itachi.

The only thing I could that could have possible made him almost as popular as Naruto is that he wins and loses fights along with having a bigger connection to the plot and villains. Oh, and he doesn't come in at the last second and kicks his opponents ass then END OF ARC.
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>>145896686
>The only thing I could that could have possible made him almost as popular as Naruto is that he wins and loses fights along with having a bigger connection to the plot and villains.
M8 you're not understanding what makes a character popular among teenage boys. Doesn't matter how deep of a character arc they have or how rich their personality is; all that matters is that he's "cool" and Sasuke sure is "cool." He's DARK and EDGY and he DOESN'T CARE.
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>>145896843
That explains why a character like Shadow the Hedgehog is usually in 2nd place in the popularity pulls in the series he's from.
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fuck guys i fell asleep and stopped posting
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>>145897526
Man, SakuIno is more interesting than SasuSaku
post more fgt
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>>145897829
>implying hinasaku isn't the most interesting
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>>145897526
God damn those sweaters are the best fucking thing. Also Sakura isn't even DFC, she's the awkward middle ground, the uncanny valley of tits.
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>>145897889
>implying ShizHana isn't the crackest, therefore best ship
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>>145898056
>implying tsunshiz isn't the best
LOL
>>145897909
>sakura isn't even dfc
i don't know mate she looked pretty flat in part 2.
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>>145898386
SHE'S NOT TRUE FLAT!
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>>145898056
Are you referring to Hana, Kiba's sister, or Hanabi?
A Growing Affection does in fact have Shizune dyke it up with Hana as I recall. Which is honestly not something I approve of, they go beyond a minor thing on the sides in terms of appearances yet never become relevant in any way, they exist solely so the author and virtue signal that he/she supports homosexuals The closest they get to relevancy is that when Gai dies, they 'honor' him by using the sperm apparently taken from every Konoha ninja to make lesbo butt babies. This is done without them ever even asking him or anything - the least the glorious bastard deserved was a couple of three-ways until both girls get knocked up or something.
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>>145898056
ShizHana? Shizune/Hana? I read a story that had that.
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>>145898629
:) Disgusting flat chest doesn't belong here.
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>>145898741
I love the hilariously retarded pregnancy scenarios in naruto fanfiction.
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>>145898741
>>145898754
Uh, look, I'll level with you, Anons. This is a joke that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.
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>>145898741
Yeah, I was pretty iffy on the pairing too. It came out of nowhere to me. And like you said, they didn't even appear much. It didn't stifle my interest in the story but it did have me tilt my had at it ever since. The part with Gai was something I completely forgotten. Probably because I really wasn't all that crazy about that.But the story had delicious Kakashi/Yugao which made me look over it's flaws.
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>>145899356
>I'd like to bail out right now.
We don't go by such methods in this general.
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>>145897889
While I do like the pottery of "well if our love interests are going to be full homo for each other then let's just be full homo for each other too", for some reason their personalities never seemed to mesh for me. Also both of their single target sexualities makes it twice as difficult to believe they would both get over it. Some fanfiction could probably make it believable though.
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>want to filter the word fanfiction
>half of the fucking thread disappears
man fuck you guys
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>>145899356
What >>145899671 said. We go full mode when we discuss shit around here, and it doesn't stop until there's only one asspained guy left arguing the other side against everyone else. You should know this by now.
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>>145899441
Yep, the thing was just there to be an opportunity for the author to feel good about themselves. If there HAD to be a lesbo thing for muh LGBTHDVOPIBSVLSV757 representation, I kind of wish there was more done with Ino kind of having an eye for Sakura. That's somewhat rooted in the characters, could detail their non-romantic relationship as potential for a romantic one. In this story, with Pinkshit also setting her sights on Naruto once he started hitting it off with Hinata, then with Sauce dying, thus making Sakura more desperate, and at some point for her to even try to step in and snatch Naruto from Hinata via a kiss and confession only to get rejected by Nardo, well it all adds up to a pretty huge potential blowback, a desperate sexual escapade for Sakura not to feel like she's worthless and unwanted. As is, after the rejection I could see her going out for a threesome with Ino and Chouji that ended in a massive crying session off-screen.

>Kakashi/Yugao
My only beef with that is that it has them raise Itachi's spawn with some girl I forgot. Let them have their own fucking kid, and let the Uchiha fucking die out, please.
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>>145900567
Who did Sakura end up with at the end again? It's been a long time. Was it Lee?

>My only beef with that is that it has them raise Itachi's spawn with some girl I forgot. Let them have their own fucking kid, and let the Uchiha fucking die out, please.
You know Kishi does not allow that. The author could probably feel his potential rage from afar if the Uchiha were not kept alive. It doesn't matter if it's a fanfiction.
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>>145900383
>not jacking off to fanfiction
You're missing out, man.
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>>145901221
it's all shitty, i will not do this, i would rather not be a part of this general.
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>>145901216
>Was it Lee?
Yep. She took him to the side on Naruto's and Hinata's wedding, kissed him, decided he's good enough and presumably fucked his brains out in a shed.Lee deserved better, honestly.
>The author could probably feel his potential rage from afar if the Uchiha were not kept alive.
I'd love to read a story about a detective puzzling together the solution for a mysterious string of murders of people almost completely unrelated to each other, only to find this out.
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>>145901378
Please don't leave us, anon. Here, I'll try out a new topic of discussion we haven't gone into before:

What do you think the male naruto characters dicks look like?

yes I know we already talked about who had the biggest dick which led to chimping out about naruto's dick size, but I want to discuss more dimensions this time: girth, curvature, vascularity, cut or uncut, etc...
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>>145901971
If I've learnt anything from shota porn, it's that every japanese man has phimosis, so they're all like that.
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You know what? Since we're talking about fanfiction. There is something I want to.... discuss what you guys. It's a potential story idea I have. I want some opinions on the premise and maybe a little help with it. Read the spoilers if you give a shit.

Basically it's an AU story. The premise is Naruto takes more from his mom in appearance. He has the Uzumaki red hair and he kinda takes some personality traits from his father.
But that's not my main issue. This is going to be a very bizzarre setup with teams here. I want his teammates to be Ami(you know that purple haired girl who bullied Sakura? Yup, that's the one.) and Kosuke Maruboshi(that 40 year old genin you saw in the last thread). Their sensei is Hayate.

I know, it's a weird. But my issue is how do I set these three up in a team?

I'm ready for whatever comments you got. Positive or negative.
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>>145902076
>phimosis
I think that's the reason I was circumcised as a babby
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>>145902076
Why would porn feature phimosis?
Doesn't it basically involve the foreskin not being able to 'roll back', thus not only preventing erections but really bad fucking pain when the dick becomes erect anyway?
Or at least that's what I was told when I was diagnosed with it when I was like 5 and had to have the tip of my dick chopped off.
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>>145902294
I am truly sorry for your loss.
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>>145902076
>shota porn
i've see you are man of taste
https://nhentai.net/g/110628/
https://nhentai.net/g/156942/
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>>145902363
It's an incredibly common feature in shota doujins, I guess maybe it's something that the japanese associate with youth? Kind of like how it's quite common to picture kids having lisps due to missing their front teeth.
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>>145902367
Eh, doesn't really make a difference. They did a good job so all I lost was the foreskin.
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>>145902435
It's not exactly something I'm proud of, but I've spent over four years playing a shota character on a certain online roleplaying website.
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>>145902435
>shota
>not yaoi
Complete waste of my time desu
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>>145902630
>tfw circumcized
>tfw had sex
>tfw feel nothing
except the blowjob part i feel almost nothing
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>>145902906
>not top 10 anime battles
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>>145901639
>"Why'd you do it, Kishimoto?!"
>"They didn't understand! The Uchiha clan was one of the most powerful families in my universe! They were descended from the Sage of Six Paths. They founded the hidden village. And in the end they were segregated by their own village. Itachi, one of their own, was ordered to kill his own kin of fear of an uprising! But yet the fans have this belief that the Uchiha are the bad apples here! They don't understand the pottery and tragedy! So they must pay! Because just like my character Sasuke: they will never fully realize Itachi's sacrifice."
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>>145902937
That's a botched circumcision job. I was circumcised (out of necessity) after I'd already learned to masturbate and have never felt any difference in sensitivity.
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>>145902229
>He has the Uzumaki red hair and he kinda takes some personality traits from his father
He's the bullied, weird and quiet ginger kid everyone thought would shoot up the school?
Also, the red hair part is kind of unnecessary in a non-visual medium. You can mention it to set people's mental imagery of the series as something different, but bear in mind other stories that kind of gotten flak for doing the same. Case in point: Team 8 giving Naruto a forest green jacket and a bandana when he joined a scouting team. I don't particularly mind that or what yours would be, but shit would be flung your way for it.

The practically-OC girl has potential, you could take her in a lot of ways, invent any number of feasible shit for her. It's also easy to come up with a way for her to be around: have her and a friend of hers also graduate, one goes to Team 7, another to this new one with Naruto. Presuming that there's no NH, given the differences in Naruto's character, you could also have him be friends with semi-OC girl after Sakura and Ino really get on Naruto's shit, so it's now her who helps out the bullied poor kid. Hell, even if there's still NH or you still have Hinata at least interested in Naruto, it's still foundation for a solid friendship and could put the fire under Hinata's feet to act.

As for Ninja Accountant Guy, yeah, that's where you run into trouble. Last thread I made the joke that he was a civilian until this mid-life crisis, or a late discovery, but seriously, there's no real grounds for him to be part of that team, or a role for him to play other than comic relief, which can be done as a genin who is not a team member.

Hayate as the sensei sounds pretty dope.
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>>145901971
>"No way! Sasuke's dick can't bigger!"
I remember that.
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>>145903393
>As for Ninja Accountant Guy, yeah, that's where you run into trouble. Last thread I made the joke that he was a civilian until this mid-life crisis, or a late discovery, but seriously, there's no real grounds for him to be part of that team, or a role for him to play other than comic relief, which can be done as a genin who is not a team member.
I read the wiki on his "backstory".
>Manabu entered the Academy at the same time as Kakashi Hatake and others. After he graduated, he unsuccessfully tried to become a chūnin many times, taking part in the first round of the Chūnin Exams at least seventeen times.
And I think there could be more to him than comic relief. He is the oldest genin.

And I got his name confused with someone else. His name is Manabu Akado.
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>>145875240
Like two to three weeks ago I think.

>>145877996
What's the issue with your computer now? Maybe I can help.
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>>145903393
As for Ami. As of right now, I don't plan for her to have any connection to Naruto nor for them to be a couple. The premise of the story is to have this odd pair on the same team. Plus Ami, as far as I seen of her, is extra bitchier then Sakura and Ino.
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>>145904618
>What's the issue with your computer now? Maybe I can help.

Well, I already sent it off to be repaired, but essentially, after putting it to sleep, it wouldn't reawaken. The light on the power button would turn on and the LED indicating the charger was plugged in would light up, but turning it off, removing the battery and charger, pressing the power button for 20 seconds, etc. etc. wouldn't turn it back on. Sometimes it would just randomly turn back on for a bit but as soon as it slept it would go back to being inert for a while until it stopped working for days at a time and I decided to say fuck it and send it in.
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>>145903532
Yeah, that was pathetic

>"nuh-huh! m-muh waifu gets railed by a monster schlong. Naruto definitely has the biggest dick there has ever been, even though the only canon and non-canon mentions about his dick have been that he is below average"
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>>145905358
well something like that happens to me too
when i lock my PC screen gets turn off 5 min later
but if you hover mouse again screen gets awaken, but sometimes its not works, saying it does not have any signal
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>>145901971
>What do you think the male naruto characters dicks look like?

Well, Naruto's was said to be nothing special in the manga.

Shino has a huge dick according to a non-canon movie tie in chapter drawn by Kishi and apparently looks like a giant centipede or something like that.

Sasuke and Neji also have big penises according to the SD manga and SD anime respectively.
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>>145905513
in SD Neji's and Sasuke's dick were the biggest ones
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>>145905358
That sounds really odd, especially the part where removing the battery wouldn't turn it back on. Could've been a CMOS issue, I suppose. Or a hard drive problem.

Does the place you're going to have a fixed service price? As an ex-repair guy, they will Jew you out of everything you own if you give them the chance. The sleazy car salesmen of the 21st century.
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>>145905513
>"Does it really matter, guys?"
>"Yes, it does! Naruto needs to 1-up Sasuke at SOMETHING! Sai was probably lying! His dick is probably titanic and Sai was just bullshiting to make Naruto mad!"
The posts number went into double digits over this. Why does this general always end up arguing about pointless shit?
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>>145901971
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>>145905724
When has Sai seen Naruto naked? I thought he was just laying down the bantz.
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>>145905927
Just the price of the part they repaired. They did guarantee that if it is the motherboard acting up again they would not charge me, though.

>The sleazy car salesmen of the 21st century.
It is getting annoying having to have it repaired over and over.
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>>145904629
I read a fic in which she was Yuugao's sister.
Anko became one of her mentors as well.
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>>145906264
They suck you in by saying 'Well, you've already spent X amount, you might as well pay this as well, right?', when really, you'd be better off cutting your losses and just buying a brand new computer.

Do you know when you're gonna get it back?
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>half of this thread
A guy decides to take a 3-hour nap and comes back to THIS?
I don't know what's worse. The topic or the fact that I'm not surprised.
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>>145906058

>>145906097
They went to a local bathhouse together. Yamato was there too.
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>>145906027
Because if you give an inch they'll take a mile and you'll get endless posts about how naruto is a tiny dicked beta faggot and that's even more annoying to have spammed over and over.
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>>145906346
>I read a fic in which she was Yuugao's sister.
It's the purple hair.

>Anko became one of her mentors as well.
Once again; the purple hair.
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>>145906542
This desu
Knowing that there are people who prefer ShizuHana over TsunaShizu is disgusting
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>>145877772
>Not sure if snakes are involved just yet. I know they probably should be, but a woman using snakes on a guy and possible implications of that takes this shit much further out of my comfort zone than femdom already is.
what a fag
>>145891030
why Iruka couldn't recognize the Anko?
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>>145906603
Along with spamming Sasuke having a Chad dick.
>"Poor Hinata. Having to bed with Naruto while Sakura gets a REAL man, if ya know what I mean."
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>>145906724
sauce?
>>145906346
>I read a fic in which she was Yuugao's sister.
?
>>145906675
Purple Hair?
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>>145906821
>ShizuHana
The only person who prefers that is that guy who made that one fanfiction.

Besides, ShizuKonan is where it's at.
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>>145906902
Real men truly abandon their families for over a decade, leaving their wife to raise their child alone.

That takes dedication.
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>>145888954
say no to homolust
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>>145907194
That means the man still cares about his needs. Not becoming a pssuywhipped faggot. That's the sign of a strong man.
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>>145906891
>why Iruka couldn't recognize the Anko?
Did they ever meet? I don't recall. She was part of Kakashi's generation, he wasn't, right?

>what a fag
Well all right, faget, come up with a way that involves snakes being used on a man that's not gay as shit. Bonus points: not the obvious basic restraints.

Or was that for not being all that comfortable with femdom?
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>>145906902
As expected of a snake summoner desu

>>145907080
This one I think
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9166436/1/Small-Changes

>>145907192
Old and busted
ShizuPakura is the new hotness
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>>145907406
Anko and Iruka were the same age I think, but she graduated way before him
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>>145907634
>ShizuPakura
ShizuMabui*
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>>145907634
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>>145907817
Well, it's still pretty unclear. I mean there should be fucking tons of people their age around, but of course there aren't any shown.
As it was, I thought it would be silly if he recognised simply because we are familiar with both, when there's no real evidence they knew each other.
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>>145907406
>come up with a way that involves snakes being used on a man that's not gay as shit

okay lets see
>python teasing the tip of dick with its tongue while jacking em off with its tail
>small snakes caressing dick with their tails
>small snakes arousing the guy by gently moving around his body
cmon man work your brain
btw not counting the urethra insertation since its would be "gay" for you
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>>145908026
That arc was terrible. I still question the reason for it's existence.
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>>145904629
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>>145908636
I wonder what happened to this girl anyway. Did Sakura and Ino murder her and throw her body in a river somewhere?
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>>145908636
Here is Yuugao for comparison
Looks a lot more like Anko then Yuugao though desu
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>>145908509
milking the franchise by postponing the end?
to be honest it would have been more better if we had episodic ITs for each characters
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>>145908840
She's probably one of Anko's bastard children.
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>>145907350
But that would be saying no to the manga
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>>145908991
>to be honest it would have been more better if we had episodic ITs for each characters
Yeah, they should have. But SP like always wants to make their fanfiction ideas "canon".
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>>145907817
Wasn't Anko part of Kakashi's generation of wizards?
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>>145909220
their ideas kinda decent but their lack of managing the animation quality and time schedules fucking up the whole thing
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>>145909386
Well, she's a single fatfuck. So what do you think?
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What if Naruto had the same vibe and atmosphere as Shiguri except without the rape; do you think it'd be allot better?
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>>145909770
I'm not familiar withit, but since it's not by Kishi it can only turn out well
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>>145906724
this fanfic shit is a sure sign of death, if it continues i will be forced to leave.
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>>145910558
If that was true, you would've left like a month and a half ago. You love it here.
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>>145870714
I like it
But you changed the Ame style sandals for lady style sandals
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>>145910734
I wasn't here a month ago because of fanfic shit, i stopped coming here hoping it would change.
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>>145910831
It's like you don't know this place at all. It changes day to day, dude. All you can do is skip town for a couple of days if it starts going full autism and check back in a bit to see if it had settled down.

It won't have
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>>145911025
I guess it's time for me to take my leave then, i guess i should have left when everyone else did but it was kinda comfy, good bye.
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>>145911121
Good riddance.

Fag.
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>>145911121
You'll be back sooner or later. It's sad to see another regular leave, but if you can't stick it out through the autism, you clearly don't have the 'right stuff' to belong here.

Peace.
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>>145911261
>Diaperfags
Why can't we legally kill these people?
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>>145911902
some bullshit about all lives being precious or some dumb nonsense
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>>145910768
Did I? The colouring was unclear, so I did my best.
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>>145913642
#ALLLIVESMATTER
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>>145914116
#UchihaLivesMatter
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>>145914219
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>>145914389
Tobirama was totally tsundere for Izuna.
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>>145908061
Iruka and Anko met briefly at least once, during Konoha Crush, they both evacuated civilians
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So, one week until the next installment of Team Terrible: The Adventures of the Team Who Can't Roll for Shit (working title)

We've got the stat boosts and Level 2 rewards sorted.

Waniko and Renya both decided to buff Strength. I still think it's funny that Renya is as strong as a sooky la la girl at 9 STR and -1 modifier.

Fugetsu and Arata chose to dump their point into Constitution, because at 9HP, Fugetsu nearly got dropped like a bag of bricks TWICE in mission one alone, so he's frantically trying to scrape extra HP together wherever they lie.

As for the little Level 2 bonuses I decided to dole out (because let's face it, these guys are gonna fucking die without a bit of a nudge), Waniko got a boost to her Amegakure Diplomacy ability, going from a d4 to a d6; Fugetsu learned a small Boil Release jutsu - flash-boiling any water close by to him, with a chance to stop it physically bubbling over, making it look room temperature, and another chance to also affect water current affected by another user's chakra, such as flash-boiling an ally's Water Release technique, causing it to scald its target as well; Arata picked up a new, sturdier poisoner's kit from his clan (since his first one was taken during his stay in the cave), with room for three potions and ingredients for one more; and finally Renya snagged a spear from his clan's compound. They didn't have a naginata lying around, so he grabbed the closest thing. He's still a few hundred Ryo short if he wants to buy a real naginata from Tenten.
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Binkbonk, if you're here, jump into IRC. Joe's on, and we might be able to get some design points down for you to get started on. Cheers.
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>>145909615
fuck Kishi
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NO ARCHIVE
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>>145921291
Huh?
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>tfw you're literally eating these popsicles alone
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>>145921608
this is bullshit they actually NEVER FUCKING BREAK LIKE THAT
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>>145921902
>implying ninja aren't trained to use perfect popsicle break no jutsu
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>>145922360
> not using Wind Release to perfectly cleave popsicles
Another use of chakra and lethal abilities for food and cooking!
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>>145921902
>>145922360

>tfw I can do it every 3/5 times
Am I the Chosen One?
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>>145922774
You will lead this world to peace or destruction.
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>>145922774
I JUST HAD TWO
IT DIDNT WORK EITHER EVERY TIME ONE STICK KEEPS THE LOWER HALF OF ITS SIDE
AND THE OTHER STICK HAS THE UPPER HALF ALONG WITH THE REST
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>>145921902
>keikaku to create a kid who can break double stick freezy pops with 100% accuracy
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>>145906443
Probably in a few weeks. I only just shipped it out Thursday.
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>>145923924
sasuke is probably already training bort to
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>>145924085
>Curving shuriken literally just for breaking double popsicles
>Sasuke left because Sarada couldn't
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>>145921608
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>>145924636
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>>145924636
>we will never see this
Thanks, coolest guy.
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>>145924883
>Jiraya will never give Bort his first nudie mag
>Jiraya will never teach his grandson how to pick up chicks or his granddaughter how to get a man
>Jiraya will never be chastised for being in his 70s and peeping on the girls bathhouse
>Jiraya will never get shitfaced with Tsunade and reminisce about old times
>Jiraya will never feel sexually confused around Orochimaru
Thanks Coolest Cuck
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>>145925514
What the fuck did you just fucking say about the Coolest Guy, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated bottom of my class in the Konoha Ninja Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Akatsuki, and I have 0 confirmed kills. I am trained in frog warfare and I’m the top rasengan spammer in the entire Shinobi Allied Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to Obito over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sensor type ninjas across the village and your chakra is being traced right now so you better prepare for the rasengan, maggot. The rasengan that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can talk you over into embracing my ideals in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare words. Not only am I extensively trained in taijutsu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Konoha ANBU and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, ttebayo.
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>>145925514
Is it time for feels about dead characters?
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>>145925514
How would Jiraiya have reacted to Orochimaru's turn towards good(ish) during the war?
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>>145926413
probably okay, seeing as how everyone forgave everyone in this fucking shit series.

I think the best question is how would Jiraiya have reacted to Oro's hot new Arachimaru body?
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>>145926382
Why must you hurt me in this way.

>>145926413
Jiraiya would've hunted Orochimaru down, thrown an arm around his shoulder, poked him in the chest and yelled "HA! I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE A GOOD GUY DEEP DOWN! TSUNADE OWES ME THREE HUNDRED RYO! HAHAHA"
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It's still in the planning stages, but the team seems to be moving towards the name "Job Squad" for their team name if anyone wants to hire them personally. They're not famous enough to actually NEED the name yet, but it sure as hell fits.
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>>145924085
they are too edgy for popsicles
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>>145927067
Posting this here for inspiration.
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>>145927067
You could call them the C(an't Roll For Shit) Team.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MVonyVSQoM

Should they unfuck their shit, they can attempt to make up a cool backstory to convince people that's what got them the moniker.
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>>145929703
The sad thing is is that their IDEAS in-game are sound, it's just that their rolls are totally horrendous. I DO think the R20 'random' roll system is a bit skewed towards lower numbers, but there's no way to test that, and unfortunately, it's the best we've got right now
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>>145929703
We're not good enough to be based on the A-Team, we should be based on the best knock off the the A-Team there is, The Chain Gang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DTWGmcEY4Q
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Who is your favorite underrated character?
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>>145931973
Hinata is rather underrated when it comes to the main, actual story, not the fan receptioni etc.
But since that opinion is liable to start a minor shitstorm, I'll mention Kankuro. Puppetry shit is neat as fuck, and I do like that sly bastard makes fortunes off of other people's victories (making off with Sasori's puppet body, then the advanced puppets of The Last).
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>>145932415
>Puppetry shit is neat as fuck
You mean "gay as fuck".
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>>145932564
Sasori and Chiyo did some pretty cool shit with puppets.

Kankuro is a scrub that couldn't even create his own shit and had to steal Sasori's puppets
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>>145932564
Well, it's not the least subtle thing in the world, has been used by some guy who wears make-up, someone sick enough to do undescribable things to his own body, and a feminine, arrogant little faggot living on the moon (as well as some old lady). It does, arguably, fit a woman user better.

But for doing shady shit and adding another layer for body switcheroo bullshit trickery, with the occasional over the top move of hidden weapons etc, I do have to say that yeah it's pretty neat.
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>>145932415
>No puppet getting dominated by a Hyuuga fight
Imagine Neji vs. Kankurou or something.

>Puppeteers' whole schtick is hiding and letting the puppets fight, unable to be found because chakra strings are invisible
>Hyuuga can see chakra and through objects and could trace and cut the chakra strings
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>>145931973
Shino, bar none. Maybe Kishi realized his powers were broken as fuck if you think about it for 2 seconds so decided to never let him do anything ever.
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>>145933086
That Neji didn't get to show off against Sasori is still one of the more bothersome aspects of Part 2. I mean I get wanting to show off the new and improved Pinkshit (lel), but Neji deserved some room to show off.
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>>145924085
Shit's fucking hard man
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>>145933265
>chakra is the substance on which literally the entire series functions
>here's a guy who has bugs that can eat it
Didn't really think that one through, did he?
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>>145933389
Kishi thought it was cool when he thought it up.
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>>145933551
Aka 99% of the motivation for the most retarded shit in the series. And the cancer known as the Uchiha.
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>>145908404
>python teasing the tip of dick with its tongue while jacking em off with its tail
>small snakes caressing dick with their tails
>small snakes arousing the guy by gently moving around his body
Spotted the Canadian.
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>>145933551
Apparently he had to come up with the powers for Teams 8, 10, and Guy all at once for the chuunin exam. No wonder he was running on rule of cool.
>Shit I have eight of them figured out, what the fuck do I do for the ninth
>Uhhh whatever two of them can be related and have the same powers

>Uhh
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>>145934425
Trudeau please, don't you have weed to legalise and a fire to watch?
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>>145933275
By that logic Shino deserved to fight spider guy instead of Neji.

It's stupid saying, "I don't like x character so another one I like should have gotten his/her fight"
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>>145931973
Sasuke

Nah, I think Darui's really cool.
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>>145933275
>Neji vs. Sasori
>Neji destroys Hiruko with Air Palm
>Defends against Third Kazekage with kaiten
>Uses 8 Trigrams: 64 Palms to destroy Sasori's puppet army
>Sees Sasori's core leaving because it's the only part of him glowing with chakra and doesn't get tricked by it
>Ends the battle with "The Hyuuga are Konoha's Strongest."
What might've been.
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>>145931973

Tenten.
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>>145933265
Anybody got a gif of this?
God the look on that little shit's face when Shino killed his Summon was priceless.
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>>145936425
Didn't the joke characters beat them anyway?
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>>145935669
The two aren't anywhere similar. Neji was right nearby when the fight against someone using chakra threads happened, Shino was off on a whole other mission or whatever he was doing.

Neji's Gentle Fist is far more interesting than I STRONK I PUNCH THING GO BOOM mode, as a Jounin in possession of a direct, hard counter to what Sasori was doing it would be more justifiable for him to beat a member of the Akatsuki without making it seem like a forced 'I gotta show this character is strong' fight, not make a sacrificial lamb of the first member of the main villain group since Itachi&Kisame to show up.

By comparison Shino should have fought Ninja Spider Man because bugs?

Additionally Pinkshit supposedly has a good head on her shoulders, has an obsession with Sauce and is consistently a well-informed character. The moment she figured out Sasori was using chakra thread puppets, her first idea should have been drawing the fight to Neji.
Unless she is a self-absorbed cunt with no functioning brain cells who just wants to feel like she's in the limelight, even if it endangers the mission as well as her own life.
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>>145935993
Nedgy was pretty bad at handling long ranged attacks from spider guy, and this time the attacks are poisoned.

Anyhow, it's stupid to argue about hypothetical fights since writer simply bends the plot over to make something that works in a narrative so it would have ended up the same with Sasori getting hugged by his parents to death and pushing his opponents to the limit.
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>>145936854
Nedgy was pretty bad at handling long ranged attacks from spider guy, and this time the attacks are poisoned.
Sasori was only mid-range, though. No sniping from him.
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>>145936425
Hinata, Kiba, and Shino ended up winning.
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>>145936576
To be fair, Stronk punches are a pretty good counter for puppets since it can one-shot them.

If anyone deserved to beat Sasori it was Kankuro, both were puppetmasters, Sasori kidnapped his brother, he was one of the few characters from the chunnin exams that still hadn't gotten a personal moment to shine and the whole "new generation shall surpass the old thing".

Sakura got the fight because Kishi figured that he might as well do something with his female lead after over 250 chapters of nothing.

Your claims that Neji deserved that seem nothing more than personal preference for him but instead of giving him his own thing you are trying to give him somebody else's.

Also, bashing Sakura for not leaving Chiyo alone with the crazy terrorist and running 2km away to find Neji (who was already busy with the retarded evil clones that got defeated in the most retarded way) so he can cut threads that can easily be reattached while Kakashi and Nardo took Deidara's bait and risked a jinchuuriki over a corpse just seems like grasping for straws to complain about her.
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>>145937905
>leaving a friends corpse behind instead of giving it a proper burial
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>>145937905
>>Sakura got the fight because Kishi figured that he might as well do something with his female lead after over 250 chapters of nothing.
>Your claims that Neji deserved that seem nothing more than personal preference for him but instead of giving him his own thing you are trying to give him somebody else's.
Well, I am indeed stating a personal preference of a better, more feasible way for the fight to go - I'd be quite happy if it was a Neji-Pinkshit teamup with her magical antidote and punches, plus his counter-puppetry abilities that got to Sasori, instead of throwing in a random old woman who does an info dump on Jinchuuriki, then croaks to bring Gaara back to life just so he can be kind of unimportant later on.

Hell, to see real, practiced teamwork from Konoha ninja who have never in Part 1 have worked together would have been a nice way of showing the passage of time and what, by training just with Jiraiya, Naruto missed out on.

I also said to draw the fight to Neji, potentially resolving his (rather manufactured, writing-myself-out-of-a-corner) clone problem, not leave the old lady behind to fend for herself.

There's plenty of room to make up for the loss of a single fight where Sakura's biggest contribution was being a flesh puppet to someone actually skilled anyway.
We could have had a team of Sakura, Ino and Hinata take on Konan, resulting in narrow loss, where Konan shows mercy. We could have had a showdown between Sakura and a still human Kabuto. We could have had her earnestly fight Sauce, even, with a brutal and (near) lethal loss, or play an actual part in the fight against Kakuzu and Hidan (healing and slugs to keep on tanking his damage curse thing?).

Once you are happy to change things, a whole host of other stuff is up for grabs as well, and I think we can all agree that Naruto as a series needed a lot of changes.
I'm simply saying that of all the fights, that one should have gone to Neji, or had Neji as a partner in it.
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Binkbonk, the absolute legend, has done up several rough, cursory sketches for Arata. The Kakashi-style mask is because he's a toxins guy, and it'll be made with a fine micromesh to filter said toxins. He hasn't got it YET, but he plans to very soon.
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>>145886329
Writefag, pls. We need vanilla mindbreak.
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>>145942037
Space Dandy and Kakashi did a fusion dance, then stole Hanzo's style?
I like it!
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>>145942037
>>145942398
we have to think bigger
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>>145942709
Pompadours are always under-appreciated.
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>>145942709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4aWYiNKaX8

Fujita Clan Rally caught on tape
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>>145924883
>>145925514
Eh, I doubt Kishi would have had Jiraiya interact with Bort in a normal Grandfather/Godfather sort of way. They'd probably meet and get along for the 1st time when he's 13 or something illogical like that.
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>>145943639
you're right kishi doesn't understand human interaction at all
>jiraiya is naruto's godfather
>literally does not visit him at all or even talk to him about his parents EVER despite knowing them so fucking well
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>>145944037
> Sasuke is Sarada's ACTUAL father
> nearly murders her in cold blood within five seconds of clapping eyes on her for the first time
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>graduate high school
>no job
>no experience
>no license
>no idea for college
>only $700 to my name
>just shitposting at 3 am on a naruto general
at least i graduated a year early
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>>145944302
Well I'm much in the same position after university, with two years of now-and-again employment.
I used to be so fucking naive, believed in the 'study what actually interests you' hype, and it landed me zero employability.
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>>145944302
it's a Saturday anyway, might as well have fun
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>>145944302
Will cringey fanart make you feel better about yourself, anon?
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>>145946185
yea i got some fanart right here
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>>145946245
Yeah, people sure are making a big deal of this guy's fanart. I wonder why?
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>best OP coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIZHUyVzx7A
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>>145947550
this still my favourite from watching as a kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SHJX7OyM5s

Night night boys, see you in a few hours.
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hey guys any fanfiction you recommend reading? i just finished reading https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11752791/37/The-New-Dawn and it was pretty good/
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>page 9
I have to sleep now but it would be amazing is this general were still here in the morning.
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>>145949757
I'll be keeping it alive for a while, even if it's just shitposting about the game, bringing up shit nobody cares about as I think of it.
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>>145949749
The link to the google doc with recommended fanfiction is in the OP, but I'll post it again because we're dying anyways.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1IdKzPOFC6J_qhL-1BzyNEvVqhp73cD5oUGFVnqgbbEA/edit#

>>145949889
...There's a game?
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>>145949950
My Roll20 game, my friend.

Unless you're pulling the usual 'lol nardo game?????? really????????"
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>>145950076
I was doing the second, but only because I completely forgot about the first and didn't notice your name.

Keep fighting the good fight, friend.
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>>145950356
>2 arms
triggered
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>>145950356
There's a lot I want to reveal to get everyone on here hyped for (or rather, everyone who cares), but I know some people would prefer surprises, and of course, I don't wanna ruin it for the players. It's a balancing act.
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>>145950630
Tell them about the part where the boys pimp out hair pussies
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>>145950779
Oh yeah, Arata and Waniko want to pimp Waniko out to people that wanna fuck her.

I mean, I GUESS it's a decent source of income, but...like...what's the age of consent in Konoha?
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>>145951017
i mean kakashi was almost the equivalent of a sgt/cpl at age six and an officer at 12 or whatever age they were in the 3rd war so like
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>>145951768
Yeah, but it's clear that age means shit when it comes to rank, and rank means shit when it comes to power levels.

It's probably whatever Japan's is, hence why nobody got further than hand-holding before they were 18.
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>>145951983
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>>145952196
> Google it
> 13
Holy what. Ok then.

One year off for Waniko then.
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>>145949749
like that anon said, look for the recommendations list in the OP, although it needs some organising. It still starts with Geniuses of Hard Work, which is a shame because that one is really, really fucking badly written.

I can vouch for Team 8 being really fucking good, especially if you like/have a soft spot for NH.

The World's Greatest Chuunin Exam Team is fun as fuck, has a light take on the series fanfics often fail to do, which giving us some good character stuff.

A Teacher's Glory is a neat example of gritty, low key stuff done reasonably well.

Bonus one, recommended only for NHfags: A Growing Affection. It's not on the list, I'll add it in a minute. Starts in Part 2, and honestly kind of badly, but th idea is that after some MISUNDERSTANDINGS Hinata and Naruto start training together.
Heavy on the romantic stuff, but the way it handles the general development of the war is pretty good as well.
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>>145951983
>>145951017
>>145951768
Rank this way or the other, Naruto refused to drink sake with the toads precisely because he was underage, didn't he?
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>>145953926
Yeah but Lee got crunk
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>>145954085
Thinking he was drinking medicine at one occasion, and accidentally taking Gai's sake on another.
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>>145953926
Dunno, probs. Naruto was pretty straight-up-and-down after he became a ninja, though. Waniko just wants mad ninja dollars.
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>>145954678
I'm not sure what her skills are, but surely she's got something better to monetize? Risk/return/cost assessment, motherfuckers.

I'm not sure why I even care about bad decisions made by a fictional character, but I'm not sure if she has the background for the idea to even occur to the character, whether Konoha under Naruto has a market for such activities (or if there is, whether she could get there, and have prospects of leaving with the money etc.), a whole bunch of practical considerations in addition to the moral one.
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>>145955032
Not at the moment. She's a stealth specialist, and she's still doing missions, obviously - she did a D-rank with Arata and Fugetsu in the previous game.

There'd be a market for it in Konoha. Whether it would be LEGAL or not is another question, but there'll always be a market for sleazy dude to pay for sex.

I don't think Waniko's player was being serious though. She's basically just teasing Fugetsu and used her womanly wiles on Arata, but I don't think she actually plans to whore herself out.

That being said, if she WANTS to, pffft, have at it, I don't care. But as I've told Binkbonk, if it's found out, word travels fast around Konoha, and eventually back to Ame. Lord Zed and Naruto both backed Waniko's skill AND conduct as a ninja, so she might need to tip-toe extra careful.
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>>145955371
>She's a stealth specialist
Why isn't she going around stealing stuff, then? Minor, small things no one would notice at first, then eventually if she takes a liking to it there could be a small subplot for that, having her decide between dosh and whatever loyalty or goodwill she has for Konoha/Ninja Alliance/Naruto

But like you said, if the player wants to, that's what the player wants to do.
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>>145955680
Because she'd get caught doing that sooner or later as well, and then her, and her Village's, reputation will go down the shitter so fucking fast. She's a bit of a tease, but she's not stupid. She serves Lord Zed with loyalty approaching fanaticism, so she wouldn't knowingly do something to drag his name through the mud.

I like to think she's overcompensating for not knowing the other players, so she falls back on simply being a standard sort of teasing girl, so she doesn't accidentally reveal too much about herself. But I don't know if that's true or not. Might bring it up with the player and ask.

As I said, she can still handle simple D-rank missions by herself or with her team during the downtime if her mission pay isn't enough for her.
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Team 8 sucks.
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>>145959560
I don't even have a picture for how low of a quality that bait was.
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>>145959685
>bait.
I hate to break it to you.
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>>145959783
Whatever you reckon, man. We've had this conversation in this general so many times it's getting exhausting. 'wah it's shit it doesn't deserve praise', 'wah it's not perfect but it's ok', 'la la la can't hear you', 'la la la can't hear you either'.

I mean, I guess you kept the thread alive, but surely you could've picked any other topic, surely.
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>>145959945
I just don't like entry level crap getting attention. People can enjoy it but don't endorse it around the impressionable. They will get the wrong message.
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>>145960105
Naruto as a whole is entry level crap, though.
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>>145960105
I genuinely don't care about the Team 8 discussion anymore. You've got your view, the other side has theirs. Those that like it will continue reading and talking about it, regardless of how often you tell them they're wrong. I'd rather not kick off the Second Fanfic War Arc, since that first one was more autistic than the waifu wars combined.

Also
> entry level crap
> thinking you're the go-to expert about fanfic appreciation
> being elitist about fanfiction
Just don't
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>>145960253
Just don't parade it around. It doesn't need to be mentioned in every thread.
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>>145960350
You're the one that brought it up this time under the pretense of keeping the thread alive.

Many times when it's brought up, it's mostly in the context of 'Hey so I read Team 8 and...' and then you pop out of the brush and go 'Why would you read such entry-level garbage? Here's some QUALITY Naruto fanfiction for you...', like your recommendations hold any more weight than someone else's.
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>>145960350
When will you learn that you can't tell people what to do?
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>>145960459
I don't get it. I keep saying there is nothing bad with you people liking it. Just keep your power levels with it down.

>>145960591
I'm trying to educate them at this point.
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>>145960591
He's gonna keep trying until the very last /nsunsg/ thread. Screenshot this post and post it in the last one. He'll make an appearance.

We should really just stop replying to him when he pull this though.
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>>145960591
Plus, I was nominated as the 3rd Hokage.
>"No you weren't!"
Yes, I was.
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So I just watched this. Obviously the latter part only applies to Force users, not to chakra users, but it does bring up a good question.

Would be people with capacity to use chakra be considered very sexy by muggles in the Nardo universe?

If so, would people like Jiraiya go on 'spy missions' to civilian settlements and have the wildest fucking orgies?
Possible counter-point: among ninja it might be always (unconsciously) preferable to go and fuck fellow ninja, not literally whos and even less so chakra-less freaks.
Would it be frowned upon like a handsome guy being a chubby chaser or an attractive girl not wanting to compete with girls as attractive as her, and instead posing as a "gaymurr grill" to pander to a lower tier of audience for attention, emotional satisfaction and resources?
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>>145960674
> I don't get it. I keep saying there is nothing bad with you people liking it. Just keep your power levels with it down.
No, you actively tell us it's shit and pleb-tier fanfiction, despite the fact that you've got no grounding on which to base that other than your personal opinion of the fanfic. Your words mean just as much as someone saying it's good. You're not above them.

> I'm trying to educate them at this point.
That's not your job. Furthermore, you're not educating them. You're speaking with a clear bias and actively trying to turn people away. That's less 'education' and more 'propaganda'.

>>145960753
I forget, who was Third Hokage? Creator is Hagoromo, I'm First, TL Anon is Second, I think FitAnon, if he's still here, is like Fifth...
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>>145960772
>Diaperfags.
I bet their parents are so proud. They have no regret about bringing them into the world.
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>>145960848
> diaperfags pictures keep getting deleted
mods are gods
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>>145960836
>No, you actively tell us it's shit and pleb-tier fanfiction, despite the fact that you've got no grounding on which to base that other than your personal opinion of the fanfic. Your words mean just as much as someone saying it's good. You're not above them.
Edgy, OOC, Mary Sues, bashing, heavy fanon, etc. How many times must I say this?

>That's not your job. Furthermore, you're not educating them. You're speaking with a clear bias and actively trying to turn people away. That's less 'education' and more 'propaganda'.
>I disagree with the parading of Team 8.
>That's considered "propaganda".
I don't get this.

>I forget, who was Third Hokage?
Me.
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>>145960253
It's rather funny that the time someone asked the guy for recommending something he himself enjoyed, he linked in some shit about Sauce being the Hokage at some point in the future, then going back in time only to find Naruto is now Naruko, with presumably the result being a (mentally) old man fucking his best friend who is reverted to being twelve year old and somehow a girl at that.

I mean enjoy that garbage if you must, but at least have a sense of quality, decency and humility enough that you don't presume to tell people what's good and what's not, especially not with that as your high water mark, and even less so if you are clearly incapable of making an argument based around something other than "I personally don't enjoy this and you shouldn't tell other people it's good or discuss it amongst yourselves".
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>>145961229
>then going back in time only to find Naruto is now Naruko, with presumably the result being a (mentally) old man fucking his best friend who is reverted to being twelve year old and somehow a girl at that.
Huh?
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>>145961229
>humility enough that you don't presume to tell people what's good and what's not,
Small self-correction:
>humility enough that you don't presume to tell people what's good and what's not as if you are some sort of ultimate authority on the subject.
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>>145961115
> Edgy, OOC, Mary Sues, bashing, heavy fanon, etc. How many times must I say this?
Stating reasons that YOU don't like them, half of which are incorrect (as we've been over) doesn't make it bad. It means you do not like the specific fanfic. I don't understand why you can't get it through your head - you don't have a platform of authority from which to say "Yes, this fanfic is objectively bad, you shouldn't like it". Your words boil down to "I, personally, do not like this fanfic, for these reasons...". Anything beyond that is discarded.

> I don't get this.
You're not educating people, as education usually implies an unbiased view of a topic, dealing in truth. You're putting your own bias on it when you tell people why you think it's bad, masked as it being the objective truth.

> Me.
You must have done something to deserve the title, though. Piling shit on a fanfic and pretending that your words carry authority isn't enough. Don't make me retroactively strip your Hokage title because you can't bring anything good to the table.

>>145961229
I think I started reading that one. Sasuke was like the Hokage and had the Ten Tails inside him or something, and Kakashi was somehow still taking orders from him. I stopped after it said Sasuke was the Ten Tails Jinchuuriki.
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Why are there no real demons?
Literally every technique shown during and after the chuunibyou exams is meant to maim or massacre, but they always miss
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>>145961387
>Stating reasons that YOU don't like them, half of which are incorrect (as we've been over) doesn't make it bad. It means you do not like the specific fanfic. I don't understand why you can't get it through your head - you don't have a platform of authority from which to say "Yes, this fanfic is objectively bad, you shouldn't like it". Your words boil down to "I, personally, do not like this fanfic, for these reasons...". Anything beyond that is discarded.
>"Stop disliking what I like!"

>You're not educating people, as education usually implies an unbiased view of a topic, dealing in truth. You're putting your own bias on it when you tell people why you think it's bad, masked as it being the objective truth.
I must be speaking the truth about it since you people get some angry at my comments.
>"How DARE this faggot say such things about Team 8!"
Like I KEEP saying: You can enjoy just don't advertise it. I'm pretty sure there are more people than me who are tired of it being brought up.

>You must have done something to deserve the title, though. Piling shit on a fanfic and pretending that your words carry authority isn't enough. Don't make me retroactively strip your Hokage title because you can't bring anything good to the table.
>Striping someone of their Hokage title.
Never been done. Like the 3rd I do what's best for the general.
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>>145961387
The guy has clearly shown himself plain incapable of coming up with proper arguments, even after repeated attempt to educate him on how one is supposed to make an argument grounded in some sort of evidence, not subjectivity.

He went so far as to own up to not holding the same same standards against the shit he likes as what he holds against what he doesn't like.
Why even respond to him, past that point?
If he cannot hold an argument worth having, he is clearly not going to be able to understand why he shouldn't be an autistic faggot going 'don't like what I dislike'
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>reading fanfiction
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>>145961789
>watching anime
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>>145961840
>Reading Manga
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>>145961669
Define 'real demons'. There's the Shinigami Death God from the Reaper Death Seal, and the King of Hell from one of the Paths of Pain, but I guess they're not 'actual' demons.

And I guess the series would be pretty boring if every fight ended with the first attack that someone landed on the other person.

>>145961724
> "Stop disliking what I like!"
That's literally what we've been saying to you this whole fucking time hahahahahaha. Just let us like, enjoy, and talk about Team 8. You don't like it, we get it. We understand. Just let US like it, regardless of your personal feelings.

> I must be speaking the truth about it since you people get some angry at my comments.
Since when do you need to speak truth for people to get mad at you? That's broken logic. You can make people mad quite easily by telling lies.

> You can enjoy just don't advertise it
Don't tell us what to do. If we want to talk about it, we will. This is a Naruto general, it is a Naruto fanfiction, we can talk about it if we want.

> I'm pretty sure there are more people than me who are tired of it being brought up.
Funny, because you're literally the ONLY one who starts shit when it is. Everyone else just ignores us and continues talking about their own thing. You're the only one who sees 'Team 8' and immediately MUST go on the offensive.

> Never been done.
> who is Danzo
The Third was a senile and terrible Hokage. I can see why you were given the title. Dumping shit on the fanfic is find, whatever, but unless you contribute something useful - not just flaming a fanfic - I'm gonna haveta nuke that title and put it back up for grabs, buddy. Could probably get Hagoromo's blessing, since I helped fix his computer, and he probably doesn't care enough to truly take sides.

>>145961932
> living
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>>145961932
>Playing games
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>>145961932
>posting on an Indonesian textile producing forum
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>>145961731
I mean, I guess it's good that it keeps the thread alive, but man, I wish there was a less autistic way of doing it.

I think he's just that sort of guy that CANNOT help but to start shit. I can't just see something and think "You know what. Just for today, I'm not going to say anything. I'm going to just hide the post, and talk about something else" - he just absolutely MUST tell us how wrong we are and how objectively correct he is, despite having no platform of authority to speak from beyond "Well, I read fanfiction."
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>>145962015
Why would anyone WANT to be the associated with Hiruzen, though? He was a senile, idiotic faggot.
And even though I've been around since the very first general, I really don't get this pseudo-namefaggotry that's been going on. I understand functional stuff like TLAnon identifying himself, but taking names is honestly just one more step in the general going bad. Look at the older ones that refuse to die, they tend to basically just devolve to revolving around three or so very active namefags who talk about shit so far removed from the original topic it makes you want to cry.
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>>145962015
>That's literally what we've been saying to you this whole fucking time hahahahahaha. Just let us like, enjoy, and talk about Team 8. You don't like it, we get it. We understand. Just let US like it, regardless of your personal feelings.
You can like somewhere else. Not in this general.

>Since when do you need to speak truth for people to get mad at you? That's broken logic. You can make people mad quite easily by telling lies.
The truth hurts. You know that. I'm ruining all of you people's delusions about Team 8 and that scares you.

>Don't tell us what to do. If we want to talk about it, we will. This is a Naruto general, it is a Naruto fanfiction, we can talk about it if we want.
Then don't put it on a pedestal. It doesn't deserve it. I have the right to disagree.

>Funny, because you're literally the ONLY one who starts shit when it is. Everyone else just ignores us and continues talking about their own thing. You're the only one who sees 'Team 8' and immediately MUST go on the offensive.
Because I'm the only one brave enough to challenge it.

>The Third was a senile and terrible Hokage. I can see why you were given the title. Dumping shit on the fanfic is find, whatever, but unless you contribute something useful - not just flaming a fanfic - I'm gonna haveta nuke that title and put it back up for grabs, buddy. Could probably get Hagoromo's blessing, since I helped fix his computer, and he probably doesn't care enough to truly take sides.
I have done a lot of things for this general.
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>>145962357
I sure wish the Hinatafags thought like this.
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I don't read fanfiction, but Inow hate it because of this gen

Team 8 especially
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>>145962357
Best BACKSTORY
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>>145962307
I pretty much only use R20 GM when I'm specifically talking about the game.

>>145962330
> You can like somewhere else. Not in this general.
> You can't like Naruto stuff on a Naruto general
It's time for you to leave.

> The truth hurts.
You've yet to speak any.

> I'm ruining all of you people's delusions about Team 8 and that scares you.
I still enjoy and so do many others. You talking subjectively about your experience doesn't change anything, and it never will. You'll never convince anyone to change their mind, because you know deep down nothing you say ever has, or will, mean anything. And that scares you.

> Because I'm the only one brave enough to challenge it.
Replace brave with autistic and you're right on the money.

> I have done a lot of things for this general.
All you've done is talk shit about a fanfic and said, really vaguely, "I do what's best". That's not enough to keep the title.
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>>145962574
>It's time for you to leave.
On what grounds.

>You've yet to speak any.
>"La la la I'm not listing! Team 8 kicks ass, fag!"

>I still enjoy and so do many others. You talking subjectively about your experience doesn't change anything, and it never will. You'll never convince anyone to change their mind, because you know deep down nothing you say ever has, or will, mean anything. And that scares you.
I'm sorry I live in a country where freedom of speech is a thing. Team 8 is bad and honestly should not be given any high word.

>Replace brave with autistic and you're right on the money.
Oh so clever.

>All you've done is talk shit about a fanfic and said, really vaguely, "I do what's best". That's not enough to keep the title.
You don't know my motives.
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Remember that one fanfiction about the Ramen?
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>>145962257
>having no platform of authority to speak from
Thing is I wouldn't even mind defending Team 8 from actual criticism, because let's face it, it's not a perfect work of fiction, nor has anyone saying was good even made that pretence.

The highest praise it has gotten was that a) it is the best fanfic the person praising has read to date (which is certainly true for my part) and that b) like many others, it manages to beat the source material, it tells a better story than Naruto (which is not hard in the least, Kishi is an awful writer who just went for whatever popped into his head, was pressured to produce stuff week to week, had next to no plan or structure for the series AND his grasp on human nature is almost nonexistent)

He seemed especially butthurt at that latter part, which is honestly baffling.

Take the fic that was debated most in this thread until he re-directed it discussion to be again about Team 8, A Growing Affection.
Unlike Team 8, AGA has a very weak start, doesn't seem to take its departure from the source material as seriously, sacrifices characters to the author's world view, is far too mired in shipperfaggotry, makes Hinata into a bit of a Mary Sue, even with a whole new MS-like upgrade to her Byakugan out of nowhere.
It has its good bits, which is why I ended up putting it on the recommended list, and in the middle of it, it has a very nicely established feel to it, expands on the world and lore a great deal, pays attention to the secondary cast without being overbearing, has a very nice take on the villains and their alternative to the shinobi is genuinely interesting, and more importantly, it has a planned out, well executed war.
It is not perfect, no one says it is, but it IS something that clearly and completely beats the retarded mess that is Kishimoto's Part 2 story.

It doesn't take much to be better than Kishi, and I frankly don't see why it would be hard for anyone who is not a rabid fan to realise that.
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>>145962808
> On what grounds.
On actually thinking that a Naruto general is the wrong place to talk about Naruto-related things.

> "La la la I'm not listing! Team 8 kicks ass, fag!"
Solid counter-argument. This is why nobody who likes Team 8 actually takes you seriously.

> I'm sorry I live in a country where freedom of speech is a thing.
Me too.

> Team 8 is bad and honestly should not be given any high word.
That's your subjective view of the matter and can be safely discarded, since your words carry no weight. You're welcome to your opinion, same as any other free man, but that doesn't mean your opinion is correct.

> Oh so clever.
I rather thought so.

> You don't know my motives.
Don't need to know your motives, just your results, and you haven't shown any. You're no longer the Third Hokage of /nsunsg/. The title shall go to someone who actively contributes to the thread. Perhaps LaZe, although he's more /tg/. Perhaps someone new will show themselves.

>>145962972
Why did you need to bring that up. Someone posted a screenshot of it last thread or the thread before and oh god why.
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>>145962985
> He seemed especially butthurt at that latter part
> the guy talking shit about Team 8 is Kishimoto himself
It all makes sense now
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>>145963090
I don't want to know about this ramen thing, do I?
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>>145963264
No. You don't. At all. I mean, search it if you want, but you've had fair warning.
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>>145963230
It would also be a clue for his general butthurt too, NOT placing Nardo and Sauce on the same team much less having Naruto knock Sauce out in the prelims with a single punch,however justified in that particular situation is something that would give Kishi an actual heart attack if he thought of the idea.
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>>145963090
>On actually thinking that a Naruto general is the wrong place to talk about Naruto-related things.
Where do I imply that other then telling you not to whore something?

>Solid counter-argument. This is why nobody who likes Team 8 actually takes you seriously.
Wow, that's hard to believe. The fantards of that story don't like me? Oh man.


>That's your subjective view of the matter and can be safely discarded, since your words carry no weight. You're welcome to your opinion, same as any other free man, but that doesn't mean your opinion is correct.
Nether is your opinion correct. Why can't you guys enjoy unless any who disagrees with it is banished?

>Don't need to know your motives, just your results, and you haven't shown any. You're no longer the Third Hokage of /nsunsg/. The title shall go to someone who actively contributes to the thread. Perhaps LaZe, although he's more /tg/. Perhaps someone new will show themselves.
>You're no longer the Third Hokage of /nsung/.
Sorry, you don't make the rules here.

I'm here to stay.
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>>145963090
>Why did you need to bring that up. Someone posted a screenshot of it last thread or the thread before and oh god why.
>>145963264
>>145963328
TOO LATE!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5005399/1/Delicious-Ramen

Enjoy and pay your respects to true fanfiction literature.
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>>145963351
I liked the Naruto v Sasuke ''''fight'''', but it was a tad OP, even for me.

>>145963396
> Where do I imply that other then telling you not to whore something?
When I said that a Naruto general is a good place to talk about Naruto-related stuff and you implied that it wasn't and explicitly said it should be discussed elsewhere.

> Wow, that's hard to believe. The fantards of that story don't like me? Oh man.
As it's been stated, if you'd provide a decent argument, we wouldn't even dislike you.

> Nether is your opinion correct.
Never said mine was correct. I said I personally liked it. I'm accepting that my word isn't law. You, however, cannot.

> Why can't you guys enjoy unless any who disagrees with it is banished?
I can.

> Sorry, you don't make the rules here.
Nobody officially does, but since the First is stronger than the Third, I pseudo-outrank you.

> I'm here to stay.
That's fine. Nobody is forcing you to leave. You're just as welcome here as the next guy. You're just not the Third Hokage anymore.
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>>145963635
>When I said that a Naruto general is a good place to talk about Naruto-related stuff and you implied that it wasn't and explicitly said it should be discussed elsewhere.
If you people are going to circle-jerk over it then you should talk about it elsewhere.

>As it's been stated, if you'd provide a decent argument, we wouldn't even dislike you.
I have provided good arguments. You people just hate the cold hearted truth.

>Never said mine was correct. I said I personally liked it. I'm accepting that my word isn't law. You, however, cannot.
But You people CAN enjoy it. How hard is that to understand?

>Nobody officially does, but since the First is stronger than the Third, I pseudo-outrank you.
I'm pretty sure if you and the translator guy were brought back as zombies. I would run circles around you.

>That's fine. Nobody is forcing you to leave. You're just as welcome here as the next guy. You're just not the Third Hokage anymore.
No one could ever properly replace me. They would never do what I do for this general.
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>>145963351
>Sauce trains all day every day after the (and many before) the massacre; only for some loser that worked out maybe one or two months to beat him with one punch
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Let's shit on a fanfic that actually sucks.
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>>145964024
This is what happens when you are raised by a single mother.
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>>145962417
As it turns out, hating Sakura is separate from liking Hinata. Sakura just sucks independently.
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>>145964109
>Sakura just sucks independently.
How can she unsuck without killing her off or making her completely out of character?
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>>145963351
So what, then
It's another one of those shitty 'bashing' stories where Nardo curbstomps everyone and has a perfect GF?
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>>145963946
> If you people are going to circle-jerk over it then you should talk about it elsewhere.
No. It is a Naruto fanfic and this is a Naruto general. It will continue to be discussed here, despite of you.

> I have provided good arguments
You have not. At least one other person can agree to that.

> You people just hate the cold hearted truth.
You have yet to speak any.

> But You people CAN enjoy it. How hard is that to understand?
It's not. We do. You just can't let us talk about what we enjoy. For someone who comes from a country with freedom of speech, you seem very gung-ho about controlling what we can and cannot talk about here.

> I'm pretty sure if you and the translator guy were brought back as zombies
> implying Orochimaru could bring back the First and Second Hokage at full power
Kabuto couldn't bring Madara back at his full power, and Kabuto had a much more complete mastery of the jutsu than Orochimaru did. Or did you miss the entire War arc, wherein Hashirama summoned the Thousand Handed Buddha?

> No one could ever properly replace me
And yet it will happen. The title is no longer yours.

> They would never do what I do for this general.
Good. You are attempting to sabotage the general. A Hokage should work for the general, not attempt to undermine it with their own agenda. You are now the Mizuki of /nsunsg/. Effective immediately.
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>>145964193
Do what The Last did and make her a big sister archetype, but hundreds of chapters earlier.
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>>145963972
>Sauce trains all day every day after the (and many before) the massacre; only for some loser that worked out maybe one or two months to beat him with one punch
This it what mostly goes on in Fanfi!Nardo world.
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>>145953810
thx for the recommendations m8
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>>145964406
If anyone wants another "Alternate Team 7/8 setup" fic, there's this one that hasn't been updated in years about Hinata and Sakura switching places.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7976951/1/Ripples

It's alright, has some decent moments.
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>>145964283
It's disgusting
How can anyone write shit like that and not be grossed out?
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>>145964256
>No. It is a Naruto fanfic and this is a Naruto general. It will continue to be discussed here, despite of you.
You are only annoying other people.

>You have not. At least one other person can agree to that.
You have no proof. You don't like my arguments because they hit to close to home.

>It's not. We do. You just can't let us talk about what we enjoy. For someone who comes from a country with freedom of speech, you seem very gung-ho about controlling what we can and cannot talk about here.
You fags don't talk about anything but that fic. It's lame and washed up. Just put it in the backburner for the sake of everyone else here.

>And yet it will happen. The title is no longer yours.
You have no say in that.
>Good. You are attempting to sabotage the general.
I'm doing no shit. Criticizing a bad fanfic is not "sabotage". Get real.
>A Hokage should work for the general, not attempt to undermine it with their own agenda.
I do work for the general.
>You are now the Mizuki of /nsunsg/. Effective immediately.
>You are now the Mizuki of /nsunsg/.
More like Itachi.
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>>145964546
Naruto is the principle of self-insertion in fanfiction. And is also an outlet to express people's dislike for a character and sexual desires like with the harem stuff.
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>>145964546
This series is already a massive MC wankfest
So fanfictions just try to find the upper limit and then keep going from there

I'm more amazed that Kishi was able to have Nardo be the descendant of Ninja Buddha and then literally be the bastards spiritual son
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>>145964620
> You are only annoying other people.
And yet, you're the only one saying anything. You do not speak for everyone else.

> You have no proof.
The other anon has screenshots of your previous attempts. Such as refusing to hold fanfics you like to the same level of scrutiny you hold Team 8.

> You don't like my arguments because they hit to close to home.
I can't dislike what isn't there.

> You have no say in that.
I do, and I did. You're no longer the Third Hokage.

> I'm doing no shit
You're actively attempting to destabilize any comfy we had building up. You posted 'Team 8 is shit' specifically to provoke a reaction and incite a shitstorm.

> Criticizing a bad fanfic is not "sabotage"
Starting shit for no reason certainly is.

> I do work for the general.
You do not.

> More like Itachi.
You are Mizuki. Effective immediately.
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>>145964243
>>145963972
Like I said, it is justified.

Firstly, remember how bad a shape Sauce was in the Prelims? Same here.

Second, Naruto has been training with Lee and Gai for months at this point, at Kurenai's urging. In canon, Lee knocked Sauce out pretty much the same way before the written exam, super determined training by Sauce or no.

Third, like in canon Team 7 took a long time to get to the tower with the scrolls, whereas Team 8, again like canon, using the whole scout angle, got there very early. Naruto had a hot meal and some sleep in an actual bed on Sauce, as I recall.

Fourth, Nardo had a similar weight thing (probably lesser, in all fairness) as Lee's, and undid it right at the start, following Neji beating Hinata within an inch of her life. He fumbled his landing on the arena, which caused Sauce to regard him as still every bit as much the weak-ass clown as he was in the Academy, and he hasn't really seen him prove himself as anything else, since they never were on the same team.
To further this, not only was Nardo really fucking fuming mad, Sauce thought to piss him up further to goad him into making more mistakes, by shittalking Hinata, who at this point is Naruto's best friend.

Like >>145963635 said, it is probably a bit of a stretch for even people who enjoy the fic, and it is understood that a 'real' fight between the two, especially after that, will not be anything like that.
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>>145964546
Don't be surprised, people love to make their favorite characters OP.
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>>145964193
>>145964264
And formally reduce her to a secondary character slot, where she belongs. It sure did wonders for Ino.
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>>145964859
>it is justified.
Needing justification just means that it is way out of line in itself

>Months
Get the fuck out of here

Lee trained his fucking ass off for YEARS to get to the point that he was at in his fight ve Sasuke in canon, and was still unable to knock Sasuke out with 1(one) punch
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>>145964852
>And yet, you're the only one saying anything. You do not speak for everyone else.
Neither do you, dude.

>The other anon has screenshots of your previous attempts. Such as refusing to hold fanfics you like to the same level of scrutiny you hold Team 8.
How does that screenshot mean anything? Look, I'm sorry that hearing bad things about your favorite fanfic hurts but come one, man. Is it really worth getting assblasted over?

>I can't dislike what isn't there.
You see my posts, right? Read over them for once.

>I do, and I did. You're no longer the Third Hokage.
I am the third Hokage. Do you want this general to prosper?

>You're actively attempting to destabilize any comfy we had building up. You posted 'Team 8 is shit' specifically to provoke a reaction and incite a shitstorm.
>Ignoring the fact people post Team 7 as pure bait.
But yet I'm the problem. Real fair.

>Starting shit for no reason certainly is.
>No reason.
Just listen to yourself.

>You do not.
Yes I do.

>You are Mizuki. Effective immediately.
Continue to live in the dark.
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>>145965143
>Lee trained his fucking ass off for YEARS to get to the point that he was at in his fight ve Sasuke in canon, and was still unable to knock Sasuke out with 1(one) punch
Yeah, but in the fanfiction goes by Naruto being a Chakra tank. Which I ask is that an actual thing or is that pure fanon? He has Kurama and all.
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>>145965042
But that is just taking the easy way out. And please don't say "Hinata would be a better lead" I've seen enough of that already.
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>>145965185
> Neither do you, dude.
I'm not trying to. I'm speaking for myself when I say I like Team 8 and your stance on it is subjective.

> How does that screenshot mean anything?
Because it proves your grasp of how an argument works is shaky at best, and it further means your words carry less wright because you clearly can't remain objective on the topic matter.

> You see my posts, right? Read over them for once.
I do. You don't say any truth.

> I am the third Hokage. Do you want this general to prosper?
You are not. Konoha did not prosper under Hiruzen, it stagnated.

> Ignoring the fact people post Team 7 as pure bait.
I assume you meant Team 8. People post it because we enjoy talking about it. You then come and attack us.

> But yet I'm the problem
You are. You actively inhibit our enjoyment for no reason.

> Just listen to yourself.
I do. The best reason you have is 'I don't like Team 8, so nobody should be allowed to talk about it'. It's not a GOOD reason, but I suppose it's the best you've got. I noticed you completely bypass my jab at you living in a freedom of speech country and yet trying to prohibit what we talk about here.

> Yes I do.
No you don't. You think you do. You are misguided. I understand. People who are doing wrong often do not believe they are doing wrong.

> Continue to live in the dark.
That doesn't mean anything, Mizuki.
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>>145965316
If it means not dying when he should by all means, be dead, then yes.

The Yang chakra within Nardo(Both his own and Kurama's) effectively make him immortal in combat.
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>>145965143
>Needing justification just means that it is way out of line in itself
I did admit, quite happily, that it was a stretch, and provided the justifications propping it up.
I suppose everything but the one you quoted are fair enough?

>Lee trained his fucking ass off for YEARS
A single year, to be exact. Sure, he trained before, but it was with Gai that he really went into full overdrive with it and made some real progress. It's clear Naruto is NOT on the same level as he is, taijutsu-wise, the arrangement (in exchange for Kurenai brushing up genjutsu-resistance skills for Gai's team, and Naruto being a stamina-freak training partner for Lee) is simply to brush up Naruto's dismal taijutsu skills.

Now then, consider: for months Naruto does train consistently and obsessively against someone with Lee's speed and skills, he does even in canon get a power-up when really fucking pissed, AND Sauce does not know what he's in for, I don't think he even activates his Sharingan.

Now then I ask you, is it, or is it not feasible with all of that, the weighs and everything, that a knockout like that might happen?
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>>145965612
>Any Nardo movie
>Gets his ass beat all movie long
>Manages to land zero hits
>Gets in a cheeky rasengan
>Wins
>Gets the girl
EVERY SINGLE TIME
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>>145965586
Dude, forget you. Your whole post is bait and ignorance. "I like Team 8 so fuck you!". That kind of mindset won't get you anywhere. Continue to give free blowjobs to Team 8. It won't make it any better. Anyone with a proper head on their shoulders knows how shit it is.
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>>145931973
naruto era gen?
Neji
current gen?
Mitsuki
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>>145965453
Well, she would, but fine I won't say that right in this instance.
If we keep Kishi and his character-corrosive writing in place, I propose there being no female lead at all, like there wasn't really one in everything but name and paneltime, and we are simply spared a bunch of chapter's worth of content that goes nowhere and only hurt Sakura as a character. So yeah, reducing Sakura to a secondary character would in fact spare her a lot of negative stuff, thus making her better.

Improvements, I think, would need to be substantial enough for her to become effectively a very different character altogether, which is something you asked us not to do.
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>>145934121
>Spotted the Canadian.
im not canadian
Studied at Vancouver city tho
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>>145965923
>Improvements, I think, would need to be substantial enough for her to become effectively a very different character altogether, which is something you asked us not to do.
I said not to make her COMPLETELY out of character. So it's okay to add changes just don't make her unrecognizable.
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>>145965923
Kishi would just ruin Hinata
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>>145966084
Kishi would just make it even more about eyeballs and give the Byakugan powerups just like the Sharingan.
>Que the Byakugan's answer to the Susanoo.
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>>145966173
>More eyeshit
Delete that post
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>>145965820
> Dude, forget you
Solid counter.

> Your whole post is bait and ignorance.
I guess that makes two of us.

> "I like Team 8 so fuck you!"
As opposed to your mantra of "You like Team 8 so fuck you!", you mean?

> That kind of mindset won't get you anywhere
Neither will yours. I'm going lots of places, as it is. I'm happy with my life.

> Continue to give free blowjobs to Team 8
This just in, enjoying something means you give it blowjobs, apparently.

> It won't make it any better.
You talking shit about it won't make it any worse. It is what it is.

> Anyone with a proper head on their shoulders knows how shit it is.
Out of the people who read it, there are more people who like it than those who don't. You're in the minority. Your subjective view is not fact.

Seeya, Mizuki.

> inb4 you can't help but fucking reply, again
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>>145966084
That's why, if he's the one writing this thing, I would rather there be no female leads at all. It would be easier on everyone.

>>145966076
>COMPLETELY out of character.
Not to be too blunt, but where does that begin and end?
Making her a genjutsu user, having her NOT be a massive self-absorbed cunt, having her give up on the Sauce, or going all but full OC mode?
I need some parameters here?
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>>145966295
>Making her a genjutsu user, having her NOT be a massive self-absorbed cunt, having her give up on the Sauce, or going all but full OC mode?
I need some parameters here?
More like a middle ground. What you written can be accepted.
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>>145966173
>Jobber eye doing anything other than jobbing
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>>145966274
>"LOL I SUCK TEAM 8'S FUCKIG FAT COCK I LOVE IT SO MUCH PLEASE I NEED IT IN MY ASS I NEEEEED IT"
See that? That's what you sound like. If you love that crap story so much why don't you marry it? Go on. Get down on one knee and propose to it. "Team 8, will you marry me?"
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>>145966386
> the jobber eye now belongs to the new MC
Ain't gonna be jobbing for long, especially since MC has been trained by Golden Boy Sasuke. The Byakugan will go through a thus unseen transformation, giving it ridiculous abilities to allow it to stand alongside the Sharingan.
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>>145966572
Even Mizuki's bait isn't this bad. Step up your game, senpai.
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>>145966576
Yet one more reason not to read the spinoff garbage. I LIKE the low key, user-dependent nature of the Byakugan that's still ridiculously powerful in the right hands, I don't want to see the newest bullshit upgrade for it, for fuck's sake.
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>>145966687
>"I NEED IT'S COCK INSIDE ME"
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>>145966576
Not canon
There's definitely no way that t there's a series about some edgy Naruto pallette swap
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>>145966696
Two words: GOLDEN BYAKUGAN.
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>>145966696
>>145966753
Yeah I know, hey. I think most people are quickly considering Boruto as the Dragonball GT of the Narutoverse, regardless of what it's official canon status is.
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>>145966864
I wonder what Naruto Super would be like.
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>>145966687
I wonder what, if by some miracle the general survives long enough to see the next chapter of Team 8, and inevitably those of us who like it bring it up here and have like a couple of posts of discussion about it, he will try to do.
This is the worst chimpout of his yet.
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>>145966696
>Hyuugas have had access to it for millenia, but some loser born without it unlocks it's TRUE POWER
Fuck that
I'd even prefer the tattoo shit
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>>145966926
Remember the animation in the Pain fight? MY PAIN IS GREATER THAN YOOOOOOOOOOOOURS? Pain comically getting hammered into the ground like a Looney Tunes cartoon? Like that, for the ENTIRE series.
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>>145966823
>Gold White-Eye
wut
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>>145966926
>>145966864
Bort was a mistake
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>>145967032
I'm strangely alright with that.
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>>145966951
>Say I don't like Team 8.
>"HOW DARE YOU!"
>Suddenly I'm the one who "chimps out".
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>>145964193
Not crying like a bitch about Saucekek-coon for once. I seriously hoped she ended up with Lee, that guy deserved it.
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>>145967308
This thread needs to die
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>>145967429
>I seriously hoped she ended up with Lee, that guy deserved it.
>tfw we will never see the SakuLee super child who becomes the One Punch Man of Nardo.
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>>145967429
>that guy deserved it
The fuck did he do wrong? Why would you do that to poor Lee?
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>>145967429
Muggles in this series don't deserve anything
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>>145967436
But it's so full of life now.
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>>145967572
>Orange Pants
Nacho is dead to me
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>>145967715
Don't worry, he will be.
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>>145966084
Well, it depends. If he's writing Hinata from the perspective of writing "the girl," then sure. But if he wrote her like he did in the series, i.e. like just a character, then she'd be fine. Unlike with Sakura, there's plenty of backstory to harvest so there wouldn't need to be endless family retcons like there were for Naruto and Sasuke. Plus it would make the final battle more meaningful: Kaguya, who wields the power of the Sharingan, Rinnegan, Byakugan, and the tailed beasts plus her adviser, Black Zetsu, vs. a team that has the power of the tailed beasts, Sharingan, Rinnegan, Byakugan, and their adviser, Kakashi.
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>>145967831
>Hinatafags.
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>>145967032
Even if that animation was stylistically weird, it's not bad in the same way that Dragon Ball Super is bad. The pain fight had flow and weight, just exaggeration to cartoonish levels. Dragon Ball Super, meanwhile, is like newgrounds-tier animation.
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>>145968010
The animation has gotten better with the current arc.
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>>145967972
Nice chimpout, Sakurafag.
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>>145967831
Maim Sauke and Have Hinata take a tailed best and some Sharingans and it's perfect

Actually just make her the main character
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>>145968143
>>145967972
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>>145967831

>Hyuugas were secondary characters all the time
>final boss has Byakugan

why
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>>145967831
>>145968143
Stop
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>>145968224
Yes, I am sure that is a Hinatafag being perfectly honest and serious.
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>>145968269
To spite faggots like you who chimpout with "irrelevant jobber" at any mention of the Hyuuga.
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>>145968269
Sasuke was the final boss. So it was still the Sharingan.
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>>145968224
>>145968279
> falling for the bait
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>>145968348
Kaguya is Oosutsuki
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>>145968279
sakurafags chimping out again
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>>145968428
The progenitor of the Hyuuga, yeah. That's why she has the Byakugan.
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>>145968356
>watered down Sasuke
>final boss

nah he was the boss in between the credits
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Hinatafags chimping out AGAIN
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>>145968428
Got her ass handed to her and never seem again.
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Would you rape Naruto?
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>>145968548
But not Hyuuga
Meme magic makes all Hyuugas useless jobbers
Oosutsukis get a pass
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You know, I kind of miss when we were talking about /pol/ shit.
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>>145968553
>clearly sakurafags chimping out
>blame Hinatafags
classic sakurafags.
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I LOVE HINATA and Sakura is ok.
Ino second best
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>>145968269
>Grigori
What do you think about dragons in Naruto?
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>>145968657
Quit your shilling, mongoloid
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>>145968693
>clearly sakurafags chimping out
>This is what Hinatafags think.
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>>145968893
Not him, but to put it bluntly; it's disgusting
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>>145968846
Let's see, if I had to rate the girls (not including random filler girls and whatnot) on overall goodness - personality, character arc, backstory, appearance, etc...

1. Hinata
2. Tsunade
3. Kushina
Things get kinda muddy from here
4. Temari
5. Konan
6. Ino
7. Sakura
8. Tenten
9. Shizune
10. Karui
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>>145970269
I mostly agree with your ranking, but for one, Ino ought to be higher, and for another, what the fuck did Tenten, Shizune and Karui do to put them below fucking Sakura?
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>>145970406
>what the fuck did Tenten, Shizune and Karui do to put them below fucking Sakura?
Don't start.
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>>145970269
>Hinata over Kushina
>Tsunade that high
Terrible
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>>145970787
What did you expect? A Hinatafag ranked it.
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>>145970787
What's so great about Kushina?
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>>145970269
>Ino not being on top.
I want nothing more to do with this general.
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>>145970406
I'm a huge Hinatafag and think Sakura's a massive cunt, which ends up disqualifying her from the top 5, but here's my thinking: Sakura at least has some kind of plot going on, even if it's really dumb and mostly goes nowhere. Maybe Shizune could be higher, but Tenten and Karui basically have virtually nothing going on.

The only reason Ino isn't in the top 5 is that Hinata, Kushina, Tsunade, and Konan all have big, emotional moments that genuinely lend themselves towards good character arcs. Ino does too via Team 10, but it's kind of diluted by the focus on Shikamaru. As for Temari, well, I just like how she turned out. She doesn't have too deep of a storyline, but good development with Shikamaru and being a big sister for the reformed Gaara.

Karui might actually deserve a spot over Tenten for her refusal to put up with Uchiha bullshit, but again, things get muddy outside of the top 3.
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>>145944210
>Sasuke is a wandering hobo that is never around the village, trains the MC and abandons the closest thing he has to a living relative for a decade just like Jiraiya
>Naruto is a workaholic hokage that drinks on the job just like Tsunade
>Sakura is a single mom just like Orochimaru

They ended up becoming just like the sannin, just not the ones everyone thought they'd be.
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>>145971207
>I'm a huge Hinatafag and think Sakura's a massive cunt
What else is new from you waifufags?
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>>145970787
Hinata is the best girl and if you don't think Tsunade has a great story in the arc where they find her, you literally have no taste.

>>145970839
Are you triggered, sakurafag?
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>>145971324
>buttblasted Sakurafag detected
What's it like having garbage taste?
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>>145971207
>but Tenten and Karui basically have virtually nothing going on
That's a bit of a blessing on its own. You are left free to infer quite a lot of good shit out of them, without Kishi ever having had a chance to ruin them.

Karui seemed pretty dedicated and a bit of a bantzmaster, which is something the series needed sorely (I'd love to see her square off against Sai), and beat Naruto's face to a bloody pulp in one of his most pathetic, lowly and character-breakingly awful moments. That by itself carries merit enough to elevate her, or at least it does for me.

Tenten, yeah, there's not even that much there, but the Lee spinoff made me like her and I might not be objective on the subject.

And while I like Ino more than, say, Kushina, I get your reasoning for where you placed her, fair enough.
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>>145971326
>Hinata is the best girl and if you don't think Tsunade has a great story in the arc where they find her, you literally have no taste.
Here we go again.

>Are you triggered, sakurafag?
I should ask the same to you. But a least the chimpout from you fags will move the general ahead so we can make a new thread.

But seriously though, Hinatafags are one of the many things wrong with this general. Can't you guys bring up Hinata without shit talking another girl?
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>>145971453
>What's it like having garbage taste?
I don't know. You tell me.
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>>145971290
Sucks to be Sakura.

Naruto and Sasuke have their own personal summons in Gamakichi and Aoda, while Sakura has to share Katsuyu with Tsunade.
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Something really needs to be done about Hinatafaggots. They can't keep chimping out like this every time other girls like Sakura come up and dare suggest they like them over Hinata. It ruins the comfort of these threads. Does anyone have any ideas as to how we can bring peace in here and have all girls be welcomed?
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>>145971619
>>145971713
>sakurafags literally have no comeback except NO U

>Can't you guys bring up Hinata without shit talking another girl?

I did exactly that here >>145970269 but you fuckers couldn't resist shittalking Hinata. You really need more self-awareness.
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>>145967831
That's just stupid, Sakura and Kakashi were there just to fill out the rest of the team, for pottery purposes to finish off with the same characters the series started with and because Kakashi had unfinished shit with coolest guy.

Hinata had nothing to do in the final fight and trying to asspull her into it just reeks of shipfaggot fanfiction.
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>>145971914
>Naruto and Sasuke have their own personal summons in Gamakichi and Aoda, while Sakura has to share Katsuyu with Tsunade.
Sasuke's summon came out of nowhere. Although it's expected out of Sasuke's character.
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>>145971961
Worship Shizune?
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>>145971914
Katsuyu is literally the only slug there is.

It just happens that she is the size of a planet and even Sakura and Tsunade combined with their forehead thingy can only summon 10% of it.
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>>145972009
All I'm hearing are Ape sounds from this post.
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>>145971961
>They can't keep chimping out like this
Excuse me?
>>145967972
>>145968279
>>145968553
>>145969390
>>145970787
>>145971324
>>145971619
>>145971713
You're clearly the one chimping out.
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>>145972197
See, you can't even argue back. That's how pathetic sakurafags are. You can't even defend your position.
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>>145972064
Was the hawk summon ever explained?
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>>145972580
Most of those posts are actual discussion, which is good for the general, not shitposting with "REEE HINATAFAGS" like you do. Get off your high horse.
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>>145972338
>OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH!

>>145972532
Nope. like always Kishi thought it would be cool.

>>145972694
>"W-We aren't chimping out! We are having an actual discussion!"
Hinatafags everyone. Can we just give this a rest already?
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>>145972868
See, there's no discussion here. There's just "YOU'RE CHIMPING OUT YOU'RE CHIMPING OUT HINATAFAGS REEEEE." That's all you can say because you're fucking pathetic.
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>>145968269
Had to explain where the other eyehax came from, though it hardly mattered since Kaguya mostly used it as a support while used her rinne-sharingan for nearly all of her arsenal.

The stupid thing was asspulling the sage's brother and pretending that he and Hagoromo are Nardo/Sauce parallels when the homolust bros were already Indra/Ashura parallels and each had half of Hagoromo's powers.

Honestly, they should have made Hagoromo the final boss, considering that he had actually been built up for hundreds of chapters and leave the byakugan as another rinne-sharingan mutation.
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>>145973048
To be fair you ARE responding to his retarded posts, just like with the Team 8 discussion a while ago.
Clearly it's the same guy, and being the anon to try to get him to form an argument, and finally resulting in >>145961731 I get the temptation to reply, but it's hardly as if it achieves much, is it? Attempting to reason or to have a discussion does not get you anywhere, so just post stuff you like, shit on Pinkshit if that's your thing like it is mine, and have a good time of it, discussing stuff with people who are capable of carrying a conversation.
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>>145973048
Well, by the looks of it YOU ARE chimping out right now. Look buddy, no one here has a problem with Hinata. But her fans like you are annoying to heaven and hell and think it's your god given right to put other female characters on the low end of the podium while putting Hinata on the highest pedestal possible. This is why you Hinatafags get so much heat. Can everyone just like their own waifus without getting into arguments like this? Yes, there are people here who like Sakura and yes she is flawed but going 'Sakura a shit! Hinata is best girl" is only going to ignite conflict like this because some happen to like her like all the others/
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>>145973507
Can we just have peace in here? Waifus and fanfictions seem to bring out the worst here.
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>>145973531
>'Sakura a shit! Hinata is best girl"
You can hold those two positions simultaneously without need for them to be really connected.
Hinata, as one of the better written female characters of the show is inevitably going to be a bit of a measuring stick for other female characters, and Pinkshit, as the supposed heroine/female lead/girl with most paneltime will be likewise a measuring stick for just that reason.
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>>145973821
The only well written female characters in this shit are Tsunade, Kushina and Sarada (for now).
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>>145973821
>Hinata, as one of the better written female characters of the show is inevitably going to be a bit of a measuring stick for other female characters
>Pinkshit.
Please, just stop. This is what I'm talking about. There are folks here who are going to be argumentative over posts like this.
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>>145974061
Aren't you the guy that's been wanting the pinkshit meme to stop?
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>>145974208
It's not a funny "meme". It's pathetic at this point.
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I LIKE the xbox 360 Naruto games more than the Storm ones, maybe because they're based on Part 1 and they focused more on the missions rather than stupid powerups and nuclear explosion jutsus.
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>Hinatafags ruining yet another thread by chimping out.
*sigh* Hopefully with the next thread we can start anew.
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>>145974304
People have called her Pinkshit for years, deservedly so, and it's not going to stop. You are powerless to stop it.

>>145974414
I really wish we could get to play those on the PC (ideally without the bullshit Win10, much as I know that's not happeing even in the best ase scenario).
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>>145974568
>People have called her Pinkshit for years, deservedly so, and it's not going to stop. You are powerless to stop it.
Now that's just sad. There are just going to be more fights like this. They are not going to stop anytime soon. Whether you or I want them to or not.
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>>145974505
>the guy who started the Team 8 arguments, because no one is allowed to praise or discuss something he doesn't like
>the guy who accuses Hinatafags of 'chimping out' upon disagreement
>the guy who complains people call Pinkshit Pinkshit
>a dumb frogposter
>*sigh*
Well, congratulations anon, you are pretty much secured as the worst poster in the general.
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>>145974505
It's you ruining the thread, though.
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>>145974304
Over half of the meme on this site aren't funny, why is this one the one you're upset about.
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>>145974805
>>145974826
>Any disagreement is one person.
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>>145974568
Why do people here dislike Win10 so much? I had no problems with my games.
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>>145974949
Yeah, the guy who goes "Ugh, can't these Hinatafags just leave?" is totally not just one person
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>>145975216
Hinatafags are a problem in this general. Everyone keeps saying it.
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>>145975330
No, You keep saying it and pretending like it's multiple people.
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>>145975216
I'm not that guy and I maintain that the rampant waifufaggotry is by far this general's worst problem and it comes mostly from Hinatafags
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>>145975420
But they are different people.
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>>145975512
>I'm not that guy
yeah okay buddy
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>>145975156
It keeps bugging me to install it, which is shady as fuck.
I am by no means a /g/entleman, and probably wouldn't even notice whatever it does, nor do I even really have much to hide besides an embarrassing folder of a gateway anime of the worst kind, but it's being pushed too hard to be anything good.
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>>145975536
No, it's you. You keep saying "Oh EVERYONE knows it" like it's a fact.
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>>145975330
>Everyone
I've said no such thing, you faggot.
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>>145975575
>The Hinatafags getting this paranoid.
No one here even hates Hinata. It's just the fans who capsize threads like now.
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>>145975707
>Capsize threads
Thread's been more active than it has in weeks, buddy. Hinatafags are the lifeblood of this general.
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>>145975689
>>145975701
>All those posts. Half of them coming in a flux.
>Just one person.
Hinatafaggots are really reaching new levels of autism.
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>>145976018
You're doing it again, retard. You're THIS assmad that everyone hates your waifu.
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>>145975941
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>>145975941
Cute!
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Auto Sage no Jutsu!
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New piece of bread when?
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>>145977289
now

>>145977265
>>145977265
>>145977265
>>145977265
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