Spessmen getting crashed - /ss13g/

>>145732037
SUMMER

>>145732274
Kyle Hyde, were you an antag last round? If not, why did you arrest me and say all that shit about me being a saboteur and having my fibers? I genuinely didn't do anything (up to that point) besides setting up the singulo and hanging out in the bar

>>145732401
What is this? 2008?

>>145732274
STILL unupdated map renders

>>145732638
so update them

i know how to make borers balanced
>you need to consume uranium

>>145732789
I should have explained myself there, I meant to convey anger at the fact that the OP still reads
>>Map renders collection: updated nightly
>http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
when we have better and updated renders right now
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/

>>145733187
So make the OP in the future, jack ass

For the record, multiple borers being able to enter the same limb is a bug, I've got a hotfix up now.

>>145733615
Can you take a look at the AAC? It doesn't have support for AND statements within comparisons, and it really needs that.

>>145732418
Might've been the wrong place at the wrong time, but I genuinely had an engineers fibers all over those doors.
Was not antag but I saw all of em that round. Being only one of three sec is tense so I ahd to take arrests into my own hands when needed, and it sure as hell saved the warden for it.

>walk out of sec to grab donut cake
>walk back in, see the way from maint to the HoS office has been emagged into and the egun is lost
>take a quick dash into the maint
>see someone in a gas mask and what looks like a fire helmet, and hud says engie
>run down and see you leaving
>take a quick scan of all the doors, multiple turn up with fibers from an engineering suit and insulated gloves
>give more chase, see you're changing clothes
>one look at me and you instantly say you're just changing looks after having ran
>take you in with reasonable suspicion, tell sec to hold you while I gather up everything
>see my office is vented into space, can't even get the stuff printed
>have them let you go only to serve for the IED while I try to figure out who did it
>way later, it's the other engineer who turns out to have done it all and I was one step behind him

My bad, but we seriously let you go after the 3 minutes and didn't press it.

>borers leave my body
>radiation storm
>suddenly II have horns, jump, mind transfer (I think it was transfer), mind reading, mind projecting

Is this related to the fact that borers modified me before or is it just because of the radiation storm?

>>145731461
You can altclick a sleeper to do the wakeup thingy without needing to open the menu

>>145734380
I'm pretty sure it's just the radstorm.

Is BYOND down or what?

lmaoing @ your life's work, coders

AGAIN?

ded?

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borers are the ones causing the crashes confirmed

IS SERBER DEAD?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>serb crashes during the best borer round ever

I'm crying.

I WAS YOUR HEARTWORM, WIZARD.

I LOVE YOU.

speaker [Common] (Machine) says, "remove borers"

I'm pretty sure it has to do with the shuttle. Game crashed twice right before it arrived.

why bully

>Be HoP
>Get a borer
>Fuck year, hookshot arm and cool slug pal
>Want to axe-arm duel the wiz
>Settle for clown murder

Overall, a good round. Well memed.

Crashed right around the final showdown, noooo.

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>all part of master plan for borers to protect waifu felicity from certain death

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>Didn't get to make felicity fat to impress ashe.

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>>145735568
i was the right worm, the most useless of them all

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>no doctors
>go mediborg
>it's a borer wizard round
>I ain't no senators son starts playing

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>two borers get in the same arm
>wizard goes around slaughtering people with extendo-hammer

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>>145735719
I'm sure it was a bug.

But perhaps it's a-
>feature
-that was meant to be.

ITS NOT COMING BACK IS IT JIM

>>145735719
>>145735798
It is a bug, I've got the hotfix up now.

>robust the HoP twice
>kill his dog
>show him the picture
>He's out for blood
>has an axe and tries killing me
>stun him and run
>leg is broken but that doesn't slow me down
>hear the clown died
>change my identity
>hide throughout maint for the rest of the round

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>>145735719

>>145735840
party pooper

anyone else not able to connect?

SERBER UP

>>145735852
WERE YOU THAT FUCKING BOTANIST AT THE END
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE MURDERED YOU

That grapple arm duel between Ashe and the wizard in Medbay was intense as fuck.

Protip: in combat against a grapple arm borer, circle-strafe and don't stand in cardinal directions to the opponent. The arm and the legs can't coordinate fast enough, making the arm likely to miss.

>>145735919
I was in the owlman costume

>>145735919
Nah, that was me. I really was just a botanist

>>145735840
Can a flesh whip be a weapon option in the future? Maybe it can work like a bola if it hits someone's legs and trips them, and deals minimal damage.

can somebody sum up this new borer update?

>>145736127
F U N

>>145736127
honk

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>>145736127

>>145736127
- Borers can go into limbs now, and make a fucking Voltron of borer'd limbs
- Arms can give you a built in grappling hook that the borer controls
- Or alternately a free weapon, either a sword or a hammer.
- Legs make you fast
- Chest can make you fat
Memes ensue.

>>145736127
>>145736172
>>145736161
>>145736182

Someone screenshot it

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>Trinity Prewitt
>Zalika Gardener
>Alice Conrad
>Naomi Williams
>Hyun Ae
>Megurine Luka
>Valerie Hawthorne
>Mallory Brooks

Remove why-fu from security.

I was initially against this PR
But holy shit
It's glorious

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>>145736127
>OOC: Praecordia: that was the most fun i've had in this game since 2014

It made a jaded admin actually have fun playing the game.

These new borers should be some sort of random event. Default station ones need to be the original.

Shit's basically cartoony and power enough like a wizard.

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>>145736127
:^)

>>145736447
make them a unique color of borer and egg, make them have a chance of spawning in place of normal eggs, or a mutation of laid eggs

done deal, it'll be less common but they'll at least be there

>>145736538
This actually explains it better than any other post.

Let me guess, the borers just infest people like felicity then greentext lmao felicity is so cool?

>>145736582
So wait, we have specific mutations of borers for specific functions?

So borers become newslimes?

>>145736830
no i mean the superevolving variety is a rare seperate subspecies from the headworm variety we're used to

not a unique worm for EACH ONE, just for that specific content update to make it more special when it happens

perhaps even a chemical that can be injected to alter a borer's dna?

>>145736830
It's not mutations right now, the borer just chooses which limb it wants to inhabit, and gets abilities and evolutions specific to that limb.

>>145736127
they crash the server

>pain stops causing shit in /ss13g/ and starts shit in /arkg/ now

All the wars, conflict, and drama there are caused by him. What a shit.

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>>145736127

WOW

Goddammit

nice server you got here

Remove borer

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confirmed new borers break the game. consistently it's been me as a borer every time trying to fleshshot something.

Time for bed. Ashe and Felicity are my new waifus.

Errant_Aron reporting in.

>throw up
"Wow I haven't been able to move in a while."
>connection died

>>145738743
It's because of a runtime and I have a hotfix up RIGHT NOW but the collaborators are asleep.

Slugs so strong they crash the server

>Which host isn't a circlejerk right now?

what the fuck was the incident with the sword in telescience

The one time I play HoS and its not filled with shitters

>>145738743
>saying your ckey

you're dead kiddo

>>145738781
ICK

>>145738802
HoS, do not bully the slugs when they're looking for a host

>>145738743
They can't be your waifu if they're too busy with each other.

Slug flesh arm crashes the game for some reason.

Hookshot doesn't so this is a bit unfounded.

Is this possible amendable?

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>game rolls me paramedic when there already is one
>doesn't roll engineer where there are none

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>>145738743
>waifuposting with your ckey attached

You're a fucking madman

>>145738879
I HAVE THE FIX IN A PR RIGHT NOW

But no one with merge permissions seems to be awake.

>>145738781
The guy who performed the decapitation had loads of traitor stuff and claimed to be a double-agent. That's all I know.

>>145738915
fuck off and stop posting this sameface artist

SERB BACK

>>145738927
Good to hear the slug will continue to slither.

>Felicity gets killed by someone
>Security detains the killer who claims she attacked first
>HoS asks for the body to be brought to Security to check it, make sure she isn't actually a syndicate
>Ashe runs off with it
>gets told on three separate occasions to bring it to security
>fifteen minutes later go to check in with HoS about the detained guy
>"could you PLEASE" bring Felicity's body here"
>go to medbay
>Ashe has revived Felicity and they're running off together

God FUCKING DAMMIT EVERY SINGLE TIME WITH YOU TWO. IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL IF ONE OF YOU IS A TRAITOR OR NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS PULLING THIS SHIT

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>>145738981
sorry

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>be Felicity
>watch Ashe's decapitated body jumping around the room with its unnatural arm while we discuss the murder.

>>145738927
>>145734043

Any spriters awake?

Looking for two simple sprites, can provide references

>>145739214
Have you made a proper bug report on Github?

>>145739216
I'm a spriter, watcha needin?

>>145739104
>find ashe's body in genetics
>esword, unlocked PDA and some really gay paper note which I assume was from felicity
>emag the cloner
>call for a test subject, smartass medbay retard starts trying to boss me around thinking I mean block manipulation
>scan myself, turn me into vox
>call local vox and tell him to clone me
>they dont fucking quickclone
>server dies so i couldn't suprise everyone by popping out as a dumb chicken
thanks a lot, borers

>try to kick borers out of medbay since they're literal maggots
>waifu #452352 disarms me like I'm hurting a human being

>>145739271
I have not, because I'm worried that I'll word it wrong and/or it'll get lost in the 1500 other issues we have

>>145738505
link

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>>145739104

it was Ashe that was killed and I will tell you WHY I hid the head. The Roboticist admitted to me at roundstart that they were a double-agent and that the RD was trying to kill them. At that point I knew that those two were agents. When I heard Ashe yell for help and saw her head on the ground in telesci I quickly snagged it due to the RD looking for it too. I didn't know if Ashe actually attempted to kill him, but the options were either the RD and the Roboticist and Dagents or triple agents with me as the only nanotrasen employee in science. I revived Ashe in secret and urged her to head to sec to clear things up. Had robotics not tipped me off, I would have not of gone through all of that.

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>>145739307
I'm having trouble getting a convincing harvested aloe leaf icon. I did the growing state, but the actual item in hand, I can't figure out how to make it look convincing.

Give it a shot?

>>145739361
Can't hurt, and more coders will see it there than in the thread, which will be gone by tomorrow.

can't we just ban ashe and felicity and be done with this shit? they are just sitting in science, jerking off to each other, not doing any research, not responding to questions and requests

>>145739391
[23:49:50]SAY: Quaternary 5156 errantaron/(borer (824)) (@301,236,1) -> Felicity Rivera(Harse Theef/(Felicity Rivera)) Borer->Host Speech: I was promised the death of everyone except you and Ashe.

>>145739721
and I asked the borer who said that, but it never responded. I didn't know if it was one of the other science traitors trying to bribe Ashe or not. I acted on the facts I knew, not what I could assume.

>>145739461
Does aloe cause vomiting in ss13?

I know it has a sap inside the green part that is more or less toxic. The jelly inside the rind is safe.

>>145740130
We don't have aloe on our server, otherwise it would have an icon already

>>145740198
Huh. Well it could be distilled into both a beneficial product AND a toxic one, if you can peel the toxic skin off the jelly.

So here's what happened last round:

Ichino the Roboticist tells Felicity that he is a agent of some sort and that Alan the RD is out to get him.
Ichino is actually a double agent. Ashe is a Syndicate Agent. Alan is neither.
Ashe and Ichino get into a fight, Ichino wins.
The HoS comes and arrests Ichino, asks both Alan and Felicity for Ashe's body so he can make sure there is no Syndicate stuff on it.
Ashe's PDA is unlocked and she has traitor items on her.
Ashe's borer tells Felicity that Ashe said she was going to murder everyone on the station except the two of them.
Felicity takes Ashe's head and body before either Alan or the HoS check it, reattaches her head.
Geneticist notes Ashe has traitor items on her body when it's left in genetics.
Ichino tells the HoS that he is a double-agent and that Ashe was his target.
Felicity revives Ashe.
Ashe knows she had traitor items on her, knows Felicity knows this, says "Oh by the way I raided a syndicate vault" which Felicity would have known was not true, as they were together the entire round.
HoS asks Alan again to bring Ashe's body to security to examine it, both of them go to medbay to find Ashe revived and Felicity as they drag each other away.
HoS and Alan chase them to Science, tell them they told her three times they wanted to check her body for traitor items over the course of ten minutes.
Server crashes.

>>145740587

The borer never told me who said they were going to murder the whole station but Ashe and I. I assumed it was one of the dagents trying to bribe her. I had reason enough not to hand the head over to some I fully believed was an agent. Also I had no idea Ashe had syndie gear otherwise I wouldnt have revived her. The syndie vault quip was me being snarky with medbay who asked how I i revived her because her decapitated was on the floor next to her. I meant it in a wish granter way. Not a gear way.

>>145740587
just ban them already

>>145732274
CHANGE THE FUCKING MAP RENDERS LINK, GOD FUCKING DAMN IT'S BEEN WEEKS

also probe likes dongs

>>145741119
>weeks
>not "more than 8 months"
kek

>>145741119
>you will never dong the probe
Why even live

My zeal for blood rituals and summoning rites had begun to ebb as each attempt invariably brought only failure, and disappointment. Progress was halting, and the rapidly accumulating surplus of wasted flesh had become... burdensome. „
“ I could not store such a prodigious amount of offal, nor could I rid myself of it easily, possessed as was by unnameable things from outer spheres. When excavations beneath the Manor broke through into an ancient network of aqueducts and tunnels, I knew I had found a solution to the problem of disposal. „
“ The spasmodically squirming, braying, and snorting half-corpses were heaped each upon the other until at last I was rid of them. The Warrens became a landfill of snout and hoof, gristle and bone – a mountainous, twitching mass of misshapen carcasses fusing themselves together in the darkness.

If someone says they are an antag are you free to kill them even if they're lying?

>>145741034
It wasn't just him, the HoS asked for it too. Did you think the HoS was a traitor too? The entire point in asking for the body was so you could check it for traitor shit, which you would have found if you would have bothered checking it. But you didn't seem nearly as worried that Ashe might be a syndicate agent, and your only source of the RD being a traitor is from a lie told to you by the guy who killed the person you spent all round reviving. And yeah, I know you wouldn't have revived her if you knew she had syndicate stuff on her, and that's the entire issues. You didn't check so you could say that. Any normal person checks, and three other people were telling you to check the body for syndicate shit and you willingly ignored them for the sole purpose of you being able to revive her and have it still be kosher in the rules

>>145741459
Only if A Reasonable Man™ would believe the claim credible

>>145739461
>this photo
I now recall the aloe vera fleshlight how-to.

>tfw Felicity and Ashe are bypassing roleplay rule 5 by being in the same department together at all times.
"5. Persistent characters and character relationships are fine, as long as they don't cause problems. This is separate from metagaming or metacommunicating: If it gets to the point where, if you need to kill Player A, you can consistently assume that you'll also need to kill their friend. Player B, then it has become an issue. This is NOT such an issue if you both belong to a certain department together, as it's somewhat expected, but for example, Assistant is not a department."
It's already been shown that their relationship IC causes problems, but as they're both always playing science together it falls into that last section and therefore it's "okay"
Re-write to the rules when?

>>145739353
>Demand everyone go out of their way for your retarded project with no explanation
>Cry when they don't
ftfy

>>145741564
It would be kosher by rules if Felicity found seven heads in Ashe's backpack and still revived her. But still, Harse is being awful shifty about all of this, does not rub me right.

>>145741680
>rule rewrite because I don't like these people

lmaoing @ your life

>>145741701
>cry
?
Are you still upset after all these rounds?

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>>145741459
>someone says "I'M AN ANTAG!"
>gets killed
>"IT'S VALID, HE CLAIMED HE'S AN ENEMY OF THE STATION!"
>clown/assistant/whofuckingever is being a huge shit
>behaves like a textbook enemy of the station, has armory in his backpack
>kill him
>BWOINK
Admins need to be more hands-off on adminning.
Do not BWOINK people just because someone got robusted. Let IC issues that inevitably come up in IC be solved IC. Only punish griffing shitters which only kill people to kill them because wew and not because you warn someone 3 times to stay the fuck out of your workplace, even threaten him with death, only to deliver it and get banned.

>>145741680
that's why server should force random names and bodies, to prevent circlejerking like this

>>145741826
>Hurr admins shouldn't administrate at all because I kill someone

Just justify your kill if an admin asks, you dense fuck, most of the time they just wanna know why, and if you give em a story with evidence, they'll take it.

Holy shit.

>>145741826
>kill him
>not arrest him
there's your problem right there, unless it was self defense.

If you don't validhunt and act like a complete shitter, you won't get bwoinked.

>>145741925
Start shit get hit.

>>145742012
Having a gun in your backpack is not a valid reason to kill someone.

If they shot you or harmed someone, then you're perfectly fine, stop being salty when you get bwoinked for being a shitter validhunter

>>145741907
That's not going to stop two people who use outside communication.

>>145742227
but then you have valid reason to ban them

>>145741907
>WAAAAAA THEY PLAY WROOONG
>BAN THEM I DONT LIKE IT

Fuck off to Hippie

>>145742446
Except that's not going to happen, it's not exactly a secret that they do it.

>>145741751
But that is exactly what they did to stop Nevill and Yahir.

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>>145741751
>>145742535
As someone who plays science almost every round, it's true. They never leave each others side. It is an issue, I have nothing against either of them (Some of their dialog makes me cringe), but if you need to kill ashe you will also have to kill the other one. Or vice versa.

Serb ded?
I can't re-connect

>>145742148
HE WUZ A GOOD ASSISTANT GETTIN HIS LIFE BACK ON TRACK N SHIT

Someone mentioned this in the thread before, but I'm not sure anyone is actually working on it:
A gun that is powered in some way by dead player ghosts
My initial thought was to amplify the power by the amount of ghosts on the same tile at the time of firing
I also considered incorporating the spook spell into it, maybe have its ammo only charge on being spooked?
On hit/collision with something, it spooks everything in a 3x3 square
Get your valids from beyond the grave
Y/N pls respond

>>145743301
It's up for me.

>>145743665
I think it should recharge slowly on its own, and haunting just increases the speed of the recharge.

But I like the idea overall.
Are you thinking about coding it?

>>145743860
Yes
I feel confident enough to actually make it and really like the concept of spooking to power a weapon
I'm just not sure what it should do
How to obtain it(more Xenoarch shit?)

>yfw Ashe and felicity are just Neville and yahir shitposting

>>145741826
>they act like a shitter
>claim his armory
>eat all the chili seeds In perma then sentence him to perma
>laser him to death once he breaks a single window
You gotta be more artsy with your shitcurity

2c. You are not the Protagonist: While Antagonists are valid to kill, you do not have the freedom of an Antagonist to kill them. For example, you may not kill 4 nonantagonists in the pursuit of killing a single confirmed Antagonist, or if you were only 60% sure someone is an Antagonist, do not remove them from the round in a way which prevents them from returning to it.

>>145745283
Kill yourself.

This round is a wild ride.

>>145744092
Premium item at the Chapel vendor

Doesn't charge at all unless spooked, so chaplain doesn't start the shift with a usable gun

>>145745810
>is
ICK OC BAN HE RRRRREEEEE

>>145745283
>While Antagonists are valid to kill, you do not have the freedom of an Antagonist to kill them
good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q_wC2X7nUA

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>kidnap detective
>HoS refuses to ransom him

>say "not all vox are bad" when being one and a traitor before killing the captain
>every round end with a successful bird antag ends with that quote
nice

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>Clown manages to cuff the detective and drag him around for half an hour of torture
>I decide to snag him and uncuff his sorry ass
>5 minutes later, he's dual wielding guns and wearing pajamas whilst shouting, "CLOWN, IT'S PAST YOUR FUCKING BEDTIME!"
>mfw

>>145746932
>vox trader, someone who isn't even part of the crew and is considered suspicious to begin with can be a vampire

This just goes to show you how half-assed Vox are on vg.
Heist a shit.
Trader a shit.

>tell everyone the vox is bad when he welderbombs the tool storage at like 10 minutes in
>everyone ignores me, two people saw him do it, detective still wants to arrest me, HoS won't listen to anything me or the other guy say
>turns out he was a vampire
maybe you should stop being so shit security :^) I had the bird cuffed and ready for execution but no, the monkey came along with a lube smoke grenade, and you freed him.

>>145747029
>someone who isn't even part of the crew and is considered suspicious to begin with still manages to wreck everyone a new asshole
lmao

>>145747029
Vox removed when

>>145743553
>A grey steals something from your department
>"It is perfectly OK to murder him I even warned him"

>Security sentences you to death for stealing
>"WTF AHELP AHELP SEC IS GRIFFING ME"

If you are going to murder someone for fucking trespassing then be prepared to get executed yourself.

>>145747075
>disarm
>take off nitrogen tank
is it really that hard

>>145747081
That's completely fine and IC.

But the sec should consider the fact the greytiding shitter was stunned 3 times and dragged out and was warned the 3rd time was the last time he's coming out of there alive, then broke in again.

>>145747049
You're a shitter, Morena. Don't expect sec, robust or not, to start believing your SCREAMS IN CAPS after you only had fucked things up before.

>chaplain
>name my religion Malf and have the AI as my deity
>get a free cardborg helm and the job "Cyborg"
>first thing AI says is that it has no cyborgs
>become its engineering borg and set up the engine
>PDA IM is our binary
>it lets me into the armory so I may become a combat borg against the wiz
>can't find the wiz
>tell it I feel obsolete
>"you're the only cyborg with arms"
>server crashes
;_;

>>145747204
So call security over you idiot. You are not the judge, jury, and executioner.

>>145747024
I was referencing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JurGajlyEew

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>>145736625

So ton of powers they got that should of gone to ling


like the meat hook and hammer/sword.

God help us if people want ling stop being two hours of afk farming and not give them tools out right fight like the monsters they should be.

>>145736830
and thus parasitology was born.
Rev up that research code talker.

http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=96a2319ea9cd6460525555f1a60a77e7

I'm so fucking sorry Gerald, I'm so fucking sorry.

I should have cloned you, not put you through wild ride hell.

>>145750975
he was braindead tho

new borer powers are fun
arms for shield/sword

and that is why you never hand out all access to everyone

>>145751068
>he was braindead tho
He wasn't braindead at first.

>>145747938
Lings should be able to evolve these borer powers.

It would work too since it'd be powers they can use obviously without revealing that they're a ling, people might just think they've got a borer.

what the fuck was the paramedic doing drugging people and dragging them into maint with the fucking hypo if they aren't antag

>>145751184
>walk into him with a few bodies in maint
>turn 360 degrees and run away

>>145751184
That was the CMO doing it, the paramedic saved me.

>>145751184
But I was

A really shitty atang though, first time being antag

>>145751240
>not honing your antag skills on validhunting
Tators be afraid.
Crewers be vary.

>>145751184
he was a changeling, he turned into sawbones in engineering later

>>145751310
Ah, whoops

Should of guessed that with the whole LI-III-NG thing

gnight senpaitachi, had fun

comfy late night-early morning lowpop rounds best rounds

So is the whole borer thing inspired by parasyte?

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Reminder, I made some ball gowns!

I forgot to put an "Other: Post in thread" option, so please just reply to this post if you've got any ideas!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10505412

>completely forget to eat anything all round
>never notice
Unless it's a 3 hour round I constantly forget to look at my hunger. I'm not too sure what the long term affects are and I know within 3 hours you're not expected to starve but it's never hindered me.

Also,
>Technicians who replace the chicken soup in the vending machines when?

>>145754820
TO GANYMEDE AND TITAN, YES SIR I'VE BEEN AROUND

>>145754850
OH LUNAR CITY SEVEN

Also now I want to go into spriting just to get that leather suit in.

>holograms for best leading ranked officer who died
>takes up an enormous amount of the stations power
Although being honest, it only worked on Red Dwarf because of specific skills, won't work here when even the Clown knows how to set up the AME.

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>>145754820
Would anyone like a muffin? How about a crumpet?

>>145755008
Hows progress coming? Need any help?
finish what I never started

>>145754986
I'd love to have hologram crew members. it would have to be soft-light holograms though because hard-light are just op

>>145755097
I never started it either. Not sure whether to make it a mob so people can play as it, or make it a machine so it has all that lovely functionality

>>145755321
>walking through walls throughout the whole station isn't op
That being said, the amount of power needed to generate ONE is ridiculous.
Also I guess you could have limits on where they can go.

Also cloning is probably the much more preferable option.
>holostation time

so what do nanomachines exactly do? I'm talking about combat and medical nanomachines

>>145755521
yeah but, what if you can't find their body? just load their data backup as a hologram. but, it would require a tonne of like ruling around it, so they don't just out their killer instantly and potentially ruin the round

>>145755912
Combat ones act as a safer creatine, letting you go hulk for the duration it's in your body, but doesn't have the nasty side effect of gibbing you.

Medical nanobots heal you of pretty much everything, but too much and you explode into a cyber zombie, which can inject others with medical nanobots when it melee attacks, leading to a zombie apocalypse

>>145755912
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Chemistry
Ctrl+F "nanobot"

Essentially, mednanobots use up themselves to heal you (1u per 40 damage healed) and is safe as long as you don't have more than 5u in you. If you have more, there's a chance you'll gib into a cyber horror, which attacks other people and has a chance to inject them with more mednanobots so they also have a chance of gibbing into a cyber horror - a grey goo event.
Comnanobots hulk you as long as you don't OD on them (OD is 10u), which will gib you like creatine

>>145756054
Holograms would remember everything until the second they had their files backed up.
So you'd have to see a medical doctor first who would download everything into a disc or something, and then if you get killed or no-one can find you, you'd be able to be restored to that point, and not a second after.

But if you were just missing you couldn't become a hologram, and if you were dead you'd be of not much use coming back with no knowledge past then, apart from your rank, and some bastard in medbay could probably just keep spamming all of the files to check who's dead or not.
Worse for lings too, cause you back up the Captain but the Captain's running around just fine is gonna lead to suspicion.

>>145754220
Niggly you're a fag

>>145754220
You're kinda gay but that's okay, we accept you just the way you are

good round guys I laughed a lot

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>start as CMO
>literally the only one doing chem
>the only one to stock the fridge
>the only one to make cryomixes
>geneticist turns himself into a monkey and paramedic takes a fucking suit off a plasmaman while I'm treating him
>Julia the greytiding shitter walks into medbay uninvited while I'm doing surgery
>starts fucking stabbing the shit out of the only MD that does SOMETHING with chloral syringines
>chloral her, try to put straightjacket on her
>captain interrupts me for fucking whatever reason
>MD starts fucking ODing in chemistry
>save him
>Julia the shitter goes "HURR CMO YOU'RE SHIT I JUST CAME IN HERE TO FIX MY EYES"
>I'm about to fucking brain the cunt because MD got 150 toxin damage from the chloral
>metabuddy captain won't even arrest her as MD tells him he got poisoned by Julia
>finally get around making dexplus pills and filling my medical belt
>just as I think everything is slowly getting sorted out
>"Hey CMO I turned those 30 unit dexplus pills into 5 units instead"
>I made those specifically for bloodloss
>go to bar and drink myself unconscious

Atleast I got really immersed into my character.

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>be anomalist
>all potential spots are just fossils everywhere

Why is this allowed?

>>145756846
>>metabuddy captain won't even arrest her as MD tells him he got poisoned by Julia

I would've arrested her but that would've required arresting you for drugging her too. Maybe next time don't act shit and try to take the law into your own hands, especially right after I tell you over the radio not to do that

>>145756929
they arent meta buddies naomi is just a very shitty player

>>145756929
Except I knocked her out and she fucking nearly killed the MD.

You're fucking shit. If you want to metabuddy then don't do it in head roles.

>>145756929
>solarious and morena
>metabuddies
lmao
solarious is sj's buttbuddy get with the times

>>145756846
when I came into medbay there was like, 5 pills in the fridge. Your mixes were trash, your pills, or well, lack of, also trash. You don't know a single thing about. And this wasn't early on in the round. This was pretty far in. You are trash at medbay, stop playing CMO for chloral hypospray.
I don't even know who Naomi is, I just went along with what she was doing for fun.

>>145756846
I didn't monkey myself though, I just spent most the round riding the bin and polymorphing

>come back after years of not playing
>metabuddies
>waifus
>ERP
>furries
this has gone to shit, hasn't it?
well, at least we always had metabuddies

>>145756975
That's true I'm awful.

>>145756981
Literally 30 seconds earlier I told you "if she does anything TELL ME"

You didn't, you immediately ran to flash and straight jacketing her. When I as the captain tell you to do something and you directly disobey me I'm gonna be a little annoyed. You're lucky I didn't demote you for that and the poor job you did in medbay.

>>145757014
SJ doesn't play spess anymore, he hardly ever did. So we can't metabuddy desu

>>145756981
Maybe if you, I don't know, actually knew anything about medbay you would have been able to fix someone dying from chloral overdose. Because I did that in two seconds while you sat there doing fucking CPR, when you should have had dex+ in the fridge already.

>>145757132
no but you're still his buttbuddy

>>145757185
I haven't spoken to him in like two days desu. Kammer is sj's best friend anyway, not me.

Sawbones x Trashman

>>145757241
don't gotta speak to bend over for him

>>145757296
Um, sj already has a gf. pls dont say that!!

>>145747234
Wow, metagrudge.

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>>145756929
>dont take da law into yo own handz
>says the most irrelevant shitter on the ship

Captains are literally just glorified greytide faggots with access to the entire station. I've never once encountered a captain who didn't think he was fucking security, or a captain who actually directed the ship.

Maybe you should just stay inside the bridge and sodomize Ian until you get banned for ERP.

>>145757474
>be paramedic
>do paramedic stuff, like bore myself near death
>try to help on minor cases you can heal with just a sleeper
>a detective comes with ox damage
>Tell him he needs a surgery
>"then do the surgery you noob"
>"I'm just a paramedic, I don't have an MD, can't do surgery"
>"Just read the wiki you idiot
I know it's low RP and full blown powergaming but holy shit just stop.

>>145757159
>I'm literally manning ENTIRE MEDBAY alone
>I'm supposed to have dexplus in 5 seconds because your greytide ass wants it

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>be CE
>nothing happens during the whole round
>fix walls and go back to my office
>tweak the engine and talk with the other engineer about the engine
It seems so relaxing compared to other jobs

>>145757939
Yeah, alright on a shift with no security the captain isn't allowed to do anything?

I didn't play as security, I just wanted to keep order and make sure my crewmembers weren't killing each other for vigilante justice.

>>145757370
what no he doesn't
who

>>145758094
His left hand

>>145758021
oh no you're all alone in medbay boo hoo hoo... I can shit out full cryomix and a fridge full of every relevant pill in 10 minutes, it's not hard. Stop being shit or stop playing medbay. You weren't even alone, there was another doctor there, because if he wasn't there the whole altercation wouldn't have ever happened, plus there were at least two paramedics I saw. Stop talking out of your ass because you're shit. You're the CMO, organise your team, because it was there.

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>>145758264
>wahhhh im gunna attack people because i dun get want i want instantly!
>wahhhh ur shit! stop being da CMO lol! I'm an Assistant Im fucking 10x better than u I even put honey in my Cryomixes!

>mfw an assistant has an opinion on anything

>>145758056
I want to hug you

>>145758056
Until a tator with an Esword decides its singuloth time

>>145758463
I never set the singulo though but yea it sucks when that happens

>>145758056
I want to talk to you

>>145757997
If the detective actually said that then fuck him but still go fuck yourself you stupid shit and just do the fucking surgery. Go play on Bay if you want to spout dumb shit like "I don't have an MD". I am all for ARR PEE but when someone is slowly dying in front of you and you don't want to heal them while playing as a medbay staff you should probably just go assistant.

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>>145758452
>>145758512
Ok

>>145758442
You're gonna use the fact that I sometimes play assistant as an argument here? Really? That's pathetic, you can't even think of a proper counter argument.
And I didn't attack anyone, I asked for something and they went 'lol no this is easier' when it really, really wasn't. I moved away and waited for a reply, in which the guy just moved towards me to drag me back towards surgery, I sprayed some blood around, and suddenly they're shoving me and then I get chloraled, for asking for pills instead of having to wait through surgery.

>>145758442
Morena has some attitude problems, but you really ahould be able to knock out chems fast. Even if you lose your plasma, it shouldn't be a problem to make most reagents, including dex+

>>145758634
I like that gif
You're alright nanocop, maybe one day you'll teach me engineering

>>145758665
t. greytide

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>>145758665
>He plays assistant.

>Your telling me

>He plays

>Assistant

>>145758515
Paramedics shouldn't really be expected to know how to perform surgery.
Also they don't have access to surgery, unless you want them to gut you open with shards.

>>145758752
>Paramedics shouldn't really be expected to know how to perform surgery.

Again fuck off back to bay

>Also they don't have access to surgery, unless you want them to gut you open with shards.

That is a legitimate complaint and you could have just told him you do not have access.

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>>145758515
>No access
>Dieing from 20 oxy damage
>Complaining about RP in a game about RP

>>145759062
>fuck off back to bay
Anon, I'm pretty sure he means that a lot of parameds haven't played any other medbay roles and that you can't expect they, the OOC person behind the screen, will know surgery

>>145758709
Taking a break to eat now, I'll join later if you still want to

>>145759062
>http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
>3. This is a roleplaying game. Roleplaying isn't mandatory, but don't cause problems for people who are roleplaying. See the section on Roleplay for more information.
No, YOU fuck off back to bay.

>>145759226
>>145758709
now kiss

>>145759062
I wasn't the paramedic.
I usually play surgeon because it means I don't have to give everyone meds and fuck it up or clone people and just chill until someone loses a leg.

I know this is the station where the Chaplain fixing our engines is normal, but if the guy genuinely didn't know how to do surgery it's on the wiki and it's like the easiest part of medbay you can't have a go at him for having at least an IC excuse I feel.

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>>145759226
How about I catch you tomorrow morning? I know you don't like playing in high pop

>>145759515
Sounds like a plan

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friendly reminder.

>want to play space
>start playing space
>it's dead pop and nobody is interacting with anyone
>can't think of anything interesting or funny to do to pass the time
>lose interest in playing space

>>145761137
try talking to people, deadpop players are rpfags

i want to hug blueberry

>>145761632
fucking fruit fetishists

Space Mint when?
>space mint leaves can act as a painkiller
>can mutate into Toxic Space Mint wich has mint-toxin on it's leaves

>>145762172
WYCI

>>145762301
i can sprite it, i just suck at coding

Dear Shiggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbad22CKlB4
Love, Morena

>>145763783
I love this meme, haven't spoke to him in a while but last time we did he was being autistic over a girl

>>145764085
don't worry
he's still austistic over a girl
he was autistic over a girl before it was you
he will always be autistic over a girl

>>145764484
yeah he is really autistic

What do you guys listen to while doing one of the more repetitive, autistic jobs?

>>145765096
my own self made playlist consisting of 57 songs currently

all videogame ost, mainly comfy

>>145765096
portugal. the man playlist or mars volta :^)

>>145765160
Link? I love the System Shock and X-Com soundtracks, but they're getting old

>>145765096
kaytranada or lovage

>>145765096
metal screetching

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Pop out cakes are here! The animation still needs some work but the basics are there (also includes a fantastic party horn sound)

>>145765678
Hell yes! Is this from the suggestions people made during the catbeast pizza round?

>>145765736
Nope, just a random idea I had yesterday

The cake can also be eaten, and you can make it in the kitchen using large amounts of milk, flour, eggs and cardboard

>>145765678
I'm also going to let nuke ops purchase these cakes for a few telecrystals. That's going to be fun

>>145765201
It was made for personal use and it may or may not suit you, are you sure?

>>145766584
I'm not gonna give you shit for it, but I'm always looking for new stuff to listen to. I'd appreciate it, anon

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>>145765980
>I'm also going to let nuke ops purchase these cakes for a few telecrystals. That's going to be fun

I don't know a damn thing about Atmospherics or the TEG, fuck.

tfw can't infest waifus feet as a borer

I need to stop playing viro. I'm always ONE symptom away when the fucking shuttle gets called. It's an exercise in futility and heartbreak

leftie and rightie were true heros, extendo arm bonesaw action with the bone shield

>>145765980
How many people can fit into one?
>have 1 guy dress up as a chef
>tow the cakes to station
>surprise nuke ops

>>145767085
O-okay, here goes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZZKzJTGI9E&list=PLromA-G71AhVKbpWJ3j4RgyN-9E-swIoX

>>145767423
Wait a second, that's not right

Here https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLromA-G71AhVKbpWJ3j4RgyN-9E-swIoX

>>145761231
I use deadpop to experiment.

>>145761231
Also forgot to mention that what you call dead pop now (10 people online) was pretty normal some time ago. I still remember rounds with 4 people including myself.

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>>145767415
Only one guy per cake

Here's a slightly better animation

How make molotovs?

Lefty, Righty, Chesty, and Brain-O, what happened after I had to leave?

Did you bully Felicity like I asked?

>>145768743
we did some bullying and then the mime started talking, so we joined forces to fight him and his borers with long-ranged bonesaws and bonshields, leg enhancements and her brain borer dosing her on the good

>>145768410
What if the cake also had a regular version that is just food?

>>145767523
I'm digging this list, anon. Some of these games I actually haven't played, so it's nice to hear new stuff. Thank you

>>145769461
Glad you like it. Nice to have someone else besides me to get enjoyment from it.

>>145769409
It IS food.

>>145769409
>>145770230
It's not a normal food item, it's a structure. But if you have something sharp you can cut it up into edible slices

This as an end turn jingle when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WD1tr-6l68

And this as a shuttle ride song when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5L1p2R4JyI

>>145770420
If someone cuts it up before the person inside jumps out, does the person inside get gibed?

>>145770601
Using a sharp item creates a single slice, and you can do that up to 16 times. After that, the cake is destroyed and its occupant appears on the ground

>>145770452
Someone has to rip off spells from HoMM3 for wizard.

>>145770729
Should take brute damage for each slice while inside.

>>145741564
>i know you wouldn't have revived her if you knew she had syndicate stuff on her

Yes, I'm sure that there was no metacommunication going on between the two, clearly Felicity had no idea Ashe was a traitor :^)

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>Naomi plays every day
>Sue plays every day
>Ashe and Felicity play every day
>mfw
Maybe I can finally quit this game

>>145772019
Why do you even care? What you do now is borderline circlejerk.

>>145772213
They're shit players that aren't fun to play with. Naomi always plays important roles that she's horrible at, Sue is always a greyshit/black-and-whiteshit, Ashe and Felicity always drag each other around without doing anything productive.

>>145772019
Naomi is nice to play with and we do need more brown girls in the station

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>>145772019
>tfw wish I could play every day

I'll never be a name brand space man

>>145772289

really because ashe and felicity both maxed out research last night before the server crashed

>>145772417
Saw a brownie In security a few days ago.

>Greer probably has a Great Rear

>>145772289
Not that I advocate Ashe and Felicity but they max out research every time and then move to xenobio or toxins.

>>145772621
>doing a simple 5 minute process
woah, slow the fuck down, that's crazy!!!

>>145772417
Fuck off Juliet.

>>145772289
>Naomi always plays important roles that she's horrible at
Because you were born a spessman amirite?
>Sue is always a greyshit/black-and-whiteshit
Like 50% of the playerbase
>Ashe and Felicity always drag each other around without doing anything productive
Not true.
>They're shit players that aren't fun to play with
Maybe, just maybe you are the problem.

You talk exactly like the ones who cry about being the only ones wanting to play meta or diff and talk shit about the other 20 who vote for box.

>>145772613
Do not sexaulize the newbies. I think Greer has only played, like, eight fucking rounds in total.

>saw her kill herself the other day because she toggled the kick hokey on and didn't know how to turn it off. Broke her foot and bled out trying to get coffee from the vending machine.

>>145772694
there are far more greytiding shitfucks that dont do their job but you ignore them because they arent waifu or arent shitposted on the thread.
Fuck off with your autism cries

>>145773015
Not even him, I'm just pointing out how stupid it is to express that they do research when any retard can do it

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>>145772867
DO sexualize the newbies.
DO cuff the newbies, take their jumpsuits off, strangle them to crit then CPR even after they wake up in the dorms.
DO put bombs in them and order them to wear maid suits or you'll asplode them.

>>145772417
>tfw someone says something positive about me
>tfw It's not me

>>145772289
>Naomi always plays important roles that she's horrible at
I basically only play roundstart detective which I'm good at.
HoS if there's no better replacement already
Captain I played once today and had to deal with greytiders all round so couldn't do much else
Please be more specific with your criticism so I may improve

>>145773180
>just started playing space
>faggots like these are here
Please don't

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>>145773325
I made a little inforgraphic of some basic things you can do to improve

>>145773554
I'll always be shit until people address what I'm bad at so I can stop doing it.

Unless it's my horrible aim, I can't help that

>>145773654
for one, don't capcurity

>>145773814
There was no security and we had classics such as

>Assistants trying to break into HoP's office
>CMO trying to vigilante justice an assistant
>Assistant drugging a doctor and they'd have killed them if they didn't make them medicine.

I usually wouldn't but the round called for it to stop station falling to chaos.

Next?

>>145773984
Then you have the HoP promote people into Sec, and have THEM deal with it.

>>145773984
>Good to stop that
>What do you expect, the assistant to calmly wait for you to arrive after killing a doctor? You don't think he should have been restrained/knocked out?
>Good
Remember, 1/3 things you do in a round being shit is far too shitty

>>145774113
I asked over radio multiple times if anybody wanted to be security, no response.

>>145774124
No, it's just I had asked the CMO a mere 30 seconds later that if that assistant acted up again to tell me rather than take it into their own hands. He tried to straight jacket them as I looked on, plus the assistant was doing a better job at being a doctor than them desu

>>145774113
There was no HoP until late in the round and most of the staff were either busy with their actual job or afk.

>>145773984
Don't forget the assistant acting like a smug cunt and then acting like a smug cunt after nearly killing someone.
>MD has 150 toxin damage, I'm CPRing him to make sure he won't get 50 suffocation damage and fucking die
>"hurr u shud just maek dexalin plus!"
>saying this while stalling me even further from fucking making it while I have to save people 24/7
I actually adminhelped if it was okay to kill her, and it was.
I just didn't because I had reasonable doubt that she's an antag, but she was 100% fucking shitter.
If admins agree that your death would be valid, then you're REALLY shit.

Do people have proof that the science dykes metagame or what?

>>145775854
They at the least metafriend over the appropriate levels.

>>145775552
>not giving a patient dex+ when they're in crit

i don't know who you are, or what you did, but you are a retard

>>145775552
Don't forget said assistant making anti-toxins and being the only reason the MD didn't die.

Just because the admins say it's okay for you to kill her doesn't mean I have to allow it IC

>>145775552
Actually, I said you shoukd already have dex plus, and anti tox, which you had neither of, at probably 40 minutes into the round. Once again, you are the shitter here, because as CMO you should have had all that and more done.
And funnyn thing, he never said you could kill me, and after speaking to me he said 'seems like a big overreaction on his part'. Maybe you should have killed me then, would have made a nice ban request :)

>>145776753
>it's a whorena thinks he knows everything round

fuck off from medbay you braindead erping retard

>>145776842
I know more than you lmao. Stay mad that you are wrong and don't know shit compared to me.

>>145776753
>:)
please
please kill yourself

>>145777278
(:

>You will never pet Ashe meowllory

>>145777278
whats wrong? :) youe autism flaring up?

>>145775552
I just looked through the logs and you may be one of the worst cmo's I've ever seen.

>morena making medbay bloody
>chloral hyposprays her for this and feeds her mindbreaker
>morena comes in for eye medicine
>flashes and goes to straight jacket
>captain lets morena go after this
>Adminhelp: CAN I KILL JULIA AND NAOMI
>Only response is from a trial admin saying "yeah" and not looking further into it at all
>Doctor changes your 20u dex+ bottles into 5u
>"I am going to fucking kill myself." t. CMO
>spends rest of shift drinking in bar whining over general comms

My favourite part of the whining
[05:55:43]SAY: John Smith/BigMeatyClaws (@259,228,1) As Galactic Common : The cryo is still on and no one can be arsed to turn it off.
[05:56:05]ADMINGHOST: DragonBro/(Charlie Horen) screwed with the cryo cell (src=[0x2107dbc8];switchOff=1)!
>gets trapped in radstorm
[06:07:10]ADMIN: DragonBro/(borer (90)) modified John Smith's radiation to 0


You might have anger issues, because you the captain didn't let you kill somebody you were mad as fuck all shift. So mad even Dragonbro tries to subtly help you out throughout the round to cheer you up, but it doesn't work and you end by telling players to kill themselves because of minor shit that lasted 5 minutes.
[06:19:34]OOC: John Smith/BigMeatyClaws (@136,93,2): Julia, captain
[06:19:36]OOC: John Smith/BigMeatyClaws (@136,93,2): Please kill yourselves


See a therapist maybe, sounds like you have pent up issues

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I broke it again you dumb goons.

Why do we have blank canvases? they can't seem to be used for anything.

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>Connection failed.

KOSOVO

Down?

FUCK YOU DUNY

deb serb

Aw man

DELETE BORERS